Clavicular - February 20, 2026


Clavicular REACTS To Twitter Drama

Hosted by
Braden Eric Peters
Mentioned
Chuck Norris
Ascending a Homeless Chud To Chad Clavicular x Larry Wheels

Episode Stats


Length

13 minutes

Words per minute

143.81

Word count

1,940

Sentence count

1

Harmful content

Misogyny

15

sentences flagged

Toxicity

146

sentences flagged

Hate speech

45

sentences flagged


Summary

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On this episode of the podcast, the boys talk about the future of the pod, the current state of esports, and much more. This episode also features the return of the boys from the past, and the introduction of a new cast member.

Transcript

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Misogyny classifications generated with MilaNLProc/bert-base-uncased-ear-misogyny .
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Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
Hosts, guests, and mentioned names generated with spaCy (en_core_web_sm), reconciled against Wikidata.
00:00:00.000 all right my bad my bad hey boys we're back bang
00:00:12.140 you know what i'm saying where the hoes at w stream let's go how was fresh and fit how many 1.00
00:00:20.680 viewers were we getting boys let me know yeah we brought back the retarded ones 1.00
00:00:27.120 we brought back two two to fnf beaches fake women 10k we had 10 11k 10k viewers no shit 0.99
00:00:38.900 on here w consistency let's fucking go yeah come on stream three times you got to talk more on the 0.98
00:00:46.240 podcast well dude i'm not gonna talk unless there's three fucking co-hosts unless i have 0.99
00:00:52.920 you know i'm like what do you expect me to say random shit for no reason for three hours in a 0.98
00:00:57.900 row it's like it's not my show i'm a guest okay i'm a guest it's a podcast with it's hot there was 0.91
00:01:07.140 10 people there with microphones you know what i mean boys come on now check com all right we'll
00:01:15.500 check the com let's pull it up what do we got clav does care that's why he liked my posts
00:01:23.100 hmm let's see what is this all right well boys the thing is i always have this in the back of my head 0.97
00:01:33.560 with that kind of content but at the end of the day if it's gonna benefit me who gives a fuck 0.88
00:01:39.800 if there's disproportionate amounts of benefit you know it doesn't really matter it doesn't really 0.90
00:01:46.780 fucking matter to me so i may respect to you you go live every single day no fail you actually listen 0.97
00:01:54.520 to content ideas keep working hard you're going far in the streaming game boy let's fucking go 0.99
00:02:00.520 all right we all just seen how annoying she is all right bang hey boys shout out to uh everyone 0.99
00:02:09.260 who's back zeno how you doing brother zelo what up mutt dragon hey boys holy shit why is the big 1.00
00:02:17.580 george floyd trending in 2026 is he what the fuck why is he trending let's see this shit george floyd 1.00
00:02:26.520 god dude what the fuck is this bullshit why are people tweeting about this shit huh 1.00
00:02:34.240 dude what what are we what are we saying huh politics are jesters fuck we're still tweeting 1.00
00:02:45.660 about george fucking floyd guy's a porn star who held up a pregnant lady at gunpoint and i'm seeing 1.00
00:02:51.120 them trending on twitter after six fucking years three streams in one day who's doing it like this 0.99
00:02:57.940 hey bang let's go boys come on now all right um let's see it's always the ones you want to shut 0.99
00:03:05.860 up that are good looking for real well she's here she's in the basement
00:03:09.820 or i mean no wait wait wait no no no i meant the uh not the basement the first floor
00:03:18.680 sorry whoa whoa yeah exactly she's bad i don't care 1.00
00:03:23.680 hey just tipped one dollar holy fucking shit 1.00
00:03:39.760 turn that down 1.00
00:03:46.760 turn that down
00:03:48.760 you are balding in norwood to and thinning right now from accutane wait you don't get 0.99
00:03:57.800 loud minoxidil okay way too loud way too loud holy shit 0.98
00:04:01.600 we'll turn on tts again bro first of all who even is this all my life i've never heard of this 0.90
00:04:13.700 guy in my entire life and i saw him next to mr beast i literally have no i have no idea who this
00:04:20.500 even is all right on god like i'm not even trying to clip farm or anything but i genuinely have no 0.87
00:04:27.400 fucking idea who that is 0.99
00:04:28.600 fucking um what is this shit jason the ween jason the peen 1.00
00:04:37.760 phase never seen him yeah exactly bro i don't know that's got to be a troll 1.00
00:04:44.340 i don't know that i have no idea bro but he's with mr b so he must be someone
00:04:49.740 he was in phase keyword was jason little ween
00:04:55.480 hey cheeser announces retirement after seven years of streaming dude issues with his community 0.67
00:05:01.300 oh god we might have to pull up uh that column to see what the fuck's going on 1.00
00:05:06.340 be back motherfuckers 1.00
00:05:07.820 yeah hey what happened to the podcast they ended it because they wanted to go on rumble 1.00
00:05:14.600 or something like that i don't know
00:05:16.480 rip cheeser though cheeser's in uh he's doing gamble
00:05:22.940 no i didn't order what should i order um mcdonald's probably
00:05:29.580 all right let's let's get some mcdonald's going
00:05:32.820 i don't know maybe
00:05:37.160 i don't i don't think you exactly look like my id photo
00:05:41.720 all right boys 0.84
00:05:44.700 all right i have to get i have to get some motherfucking uh food going here real quick 0.85
00:05:52.420 should i ask the girls if they want food probably not 1.00
00:05:55.460 yeah i'm god they need fucking yeah they need cardio 1.00
00:06:00.080 yeah be like wait what yeah i'm gonna be like munching down burgers this bitch is gonna have a 1.00
00:06:07.560 cortisol spike one dollar oh god i'm norwood two and thinning hair at 18 0.99
00:06:11.500 from accutane but in prop predisposed
00:06:14.340 bro last i hop on oral minoxidil and fin
00:06:17.240 yes worried about the sides 0.99
00:06:19.100 bro i'm getting mcdonald's last time i got burger king they put fucking cheese on my burger 0.99
00:06:23.320 and then someone in my comp said i remember when i was that autistic that i wouldn't eat a burger 0.98
00:06:28.760 because it had cheese on it then i turned 12 0.97
00:06:30.660 so i'm not making that fucking mistake again 0.98
00:06:33.580 uh give me a mcdouble 1.00
00:06:36.620 give me a fucking 1.00
00:06:38.520 give me a diet coke 1.00
00:06:40.660 all right
00:06:42.360 give me
00:06:43.460 three diet cokes
00:06:45.520 all right wait
00:06:47.220 three of the mcdoubles
00:06:48.940 bet bet bet
00:06:50.360 anonymous just tipped one dollar
00:06:52.400 clav is from 17 turning 18 next month
00:06:55.500 can i get with a 13 year old
00:06:57.800 hold on
00:06:58.560 there wouldn't be anything yucky like a relationship 1.00
00:07:00.420 just a fuck 1.00
00:07:01.780 wait wait wait i'm sorry 1.00
00:07:05.640 i'm sorry wait
00:07:06.960 i was just ordering doordash but can
00:07:09.620 wait
00:07:10.300 wait what
00:07:12.880 wait can you play that one again
00:07:15.740 there's i
00:07:17.140 there's no way i just heard that right
00:07:19.540 i did not just hear that
00:07:23.340 that has to be a troll wait
00:07:26.080 i hope
00:07:27.460 anonymous just tipped one dollar
00:07:29.220 clav if i'm 17 turning 18 next month
00:07:32.320 can i get with a 13 year old
00:07:34.600 it wouldn't be anything yucky like a relationship 1.00
00:07:37.240 just a fuck 1.00
00:07:38.600 bro 1.00
00:07:40.440 not on my stream
00:07:46.820 not
00:07:47.660 wrong stream bro
00:07:49.120 actually wrong stream
00:07:51.180 all right 0.99
00:07:54.040 let me order my fucking doordash 0.98
00:07:55.740 now i just got distracted 0.99
00:07:57.020 all right 0.99
00:07:58.600 i don't want a fucking pickle 0.99
00:07:59.720 i don't want cheese 0.99
00:08:00.560 i don't want onions 1.00
00:08:01.880 no fucking no bullshit 1.00
00:08:05.520 all right wait hold on 1.00
00:08:08.200 explore menu 1.00
00:08:09.340 give me a fucking burger dude 1.00
00:08:11.000 give me a fucking mcdouble 1.00
00:08:12.240 no 1.00
00:08:13.360 no uh
00:08:14.400 no bullshitting around boys
00:08:15.720 let's see
00:08:17.640 double
00:08:18.800 double burger 1.00
00:08:21.060 mc fucking double 0.99
00:08:22.460 god damn it 0.99
00:08:24.340 sorry boys 0.99
00:08:24.960 this is like aids as fuck to order 0.99
00:08:27.020 yo brock 1.00
00:08:28.780 brock what the fuck did 1.00
00:08:32.400 he said he want three of these 0.99
00:08:33.780 should i get bacon on it
00:08:36.140 bro i'm god i kind of want bake up
00:08:38.680 do you get any ketchup
00:08:40.220 um yeah
00:08:42.360 i'm gonna get four of them for my 1.00
00:08:44.180 i'm gonna get seven of these bitches 1.00
00:08:45.520 actually i'll just get ten bro 1.00
00:08:47.000 i'll just get ten burgers 0.99
00:08:48.440 fuck it 0.97
00:08:48.920 no cheese no pickles 1.00
00:08:50.100 yeah no nothing bro
00:08:51.060 just tipped one dollar
00:08:52.400 what are these coves
00:08:53.000 you should play arc raiders 1.00
00:08:54.340 should fucking play with my balls 1.00
00:08:56.940 uh all right let's get three fries 1.00
00:09:01.920 just in case any of the bitches want fries 1.00
00:09:04.760 i feel like it's actually 0.99
00:09:05.540 yo wait what do
00:09:06.620 it's
00:09:07.420 it's like actually a good idea to
00:09:09.780 nerve them
00:09:10.140 other than his terrible orbitals
00:09:13.780 he mocks lacy imo 0.84
00:09:15.420 why your palate better smile
00:09:17.500 if only he wasn't a pakistani 1.00
00:09:19.840 yeah
00:09:20.760 all right let's see
00:09:22.440 apartment
00:09:23.320 um
00:09:24.500 boom
00:09:25.600 entry code
00:09:27.500 dude i've never ordered food here before
00:09:29.320 i've 0.99
00:09:31.940 i've actually never ordered this shit 0.99
00:09:33.880 oh my god i just punched in the entire order for the fucking wrong thing 0.99
00:09:37.540 no 0.98
00:09:38.820 stop
00:09:39.620 stop
00:09:40.160 i did not just do that
00:09:41.440 oh my god
00:09:43.620 bro
00:09:44.300 i did not just do that 0.98
00:09:46.020 i did not just fucking do that 1.00
00:09:49.620 god damn it 0.99
00:09:50.540 are you serious 0.99
00:09:51.380 all right let's see
00:09:52.700 girl in basement
00:09:53.760 just tipped one dollar
00:09:55.140 you need to gym max tbh
00:09:57.340 you getting small 1.00
00:09:58.140 all right you need to fucking kill yourself 1.00
00:10:01.540 because i'm not doing that 1.00
00:10:02.980 how do i 0.99
00:10:05.220 how do i get rid of all this shit 1.00
00:10:07.020 dude you have to be kidding me 1.00
00:10:10.540 anonymous just tipped one dollar 1.00
00:10:12.380 in dead ass i wouldn't take advantage of her though 0.99
00:10:14.960 she's a family friend and i truly love her 0.99
00:10:17.480 i do do her aftercare and give her love
00:10:20.240 like a brother
00:10:21.220 why are we letting these orders through
00:10:23.120 can
00:10:24.580 can someone answer me that 1.00
00:10:25.860 can someone please answer me this shit 1.00
00:10:29.200 like dude what the fuck 1.00
00:10:32.980 wait 0.99
00:10:33.900 chuck norris just
00:10:34.880 i'm ordering i'm ordering 0.99
00:10:36.360 clav you're the reason why i turn gay 1.00
00:10:38.300 so i thank you you're so hot daddy 0.99
00:10:40.060 hey
00:10:40.900 no worries boys 0.99
00:10:42.560 sorry dude uber eats is like the most gay thing ever 1.00
00:10:45.460 to order actually 1.00
00:10:46.900 um this is literally spiking my fucking cortisol 1.00
00:10:49.700 i'm just trying to get a fucking burger 0.99
00:10:52.740 anonymous just tipped one dollars 1.00
00:10:54.340 get that pedo with the cyber truck
00:10:56.660 you know that thing itching for a speed bump
00:10:58.660 all right i just got 10 burgers
00:11:01.540 all right 10 burgers
00:11:04.420 give me uh three large fries 1.00
00:11:07.780 all right give me fucking diet cokes 1.00
00:11:12.360 give me a large diet coke 1.00
00:11:16.320 give me three of those
00:11:18.060 bang bang bang
00:11:20.100 all right 1.00
00:11:21.700 give me no fucking cheese on this bitch 1.00
00:11:24.400 all right 1.00
00:11:24.800 if i get cheese on the burger
00:11:26.180 i'm actually gonna go
00:11:27.900 i'm gonna go
00:11:29.140 it's not gonna be good
00:11:31.260 let's just say that 0.99
00:11:32.540 damn give me one 1.00
00:11:34.000 you're blow maxing 1.00
00:11:34.840 where do you donate
00:11:35.560 on tts
00:11:36.840 all right let's go
00:11:38.740 bang
00:11:39.800 i'm gonna
00:11:41.480 what should
00:11:42.060 what tip should i do
00:11:43.060 should i do nine percent
00:11:44.740 or five percent
00:11:45.700 actually i'm gonna just do zero percent
00:11:50.880 i'm just drawing
00:11:53.480 i'm trolling
00:11:54.220 i'm trolling
00:11:54.700 i'm trolling
00:11:55.160 i'm trolling
00:11:56.740 wait could i do a negative tip
00:11:58.560 while it's boney 0.99
00:11:59.280 ass just tipped one dollar 1.00
00:12:01.140 did your cock stop working 1.00
00:12:02.820 cause of accutane 1.00
00:12:03.940 it gives him going schizo 0.99
00:12:05.520 but my cock has felt him 1.00
00:12:07.300 ever since 1.00
00:12:07.980 wait boys why can you not
00:12:09.200 that's why i'm scared to go on fin
00:12:10.740 wait xeno you know what time it is
00:12:12.740 pull up uh the one thing
00:12:14.020 um
00:12:14.820 wait boys can you donate negative money
00:12:17.020 can you charge them money
00:12:18.200 on god
00:12:24.000 just tipped one dollar
00:12:25.460 why didn't you bring home 0.92
00:12:27.120 the nicaraguan home nigga 1.00
00:12:28.580 what
00:12:29.500 we did
00:12:30.400 i don't know where they are
00:12:31.520 why they not downstairs
00:12:33.280 holy hair it looks good
00:12:34.660 i appreciate it bro
00:12:35.920 uh 0.99
00:12:37.920 what's up with inviting ugly girls 1.00
00:12:39.660 anytime 0.99
00:12:40.200 clabs a gas
00:12:41.380 for real 1.00
00:12:42.580 oh wait fuck 1.00
00:12:43.220 screen screen 1.00
00:12:43.940 okay don't 0.79
00:12:44.760 don't actually rape me 0.66
00:12:46.380 fresh 0.55
00:12:47.180 is
00:12:47.840 all right
00:12:48.640 it's been over two hours now
00:12:50.480 okay
00:12:53.220 let's see grind maxing 0.70
00:12:54.600 you're right 1.00
00:12:56.240 you're bitch made 1.00
00:12:56.920 all right 1.00
00:12:58.440 that's uh
00:12:59.760 is that a ban
00:13:01.160 nah
00:13:01.760 i'm not gonna ban
00:13:02.580 hey xeno
00:13:04.080 you know what it is
00:13:05.040 if you agree with clav's message
00:13:06.560 and you're serious about
00:13:07.500 improving your look
00:13:08.360 you guys are gonna want to
00:13:09.480 check out clav's community
00:13:10.500 on school
00:13:11.020 once you're inside
00:13:11.900 you get access to over
00:13:13.020 a hundred courses
00:13:13.920 on looks maxing
00:13:15.100 pharmacology
00:13:15.880 nootropics
00:13:16.660 and social skills
00:13:17.980 plus you get weekly calls
00:13:19.180 with clav to get feedback
00:13:20.320 and guidance
00:13:21.100 in real time
00:13:21.920 so if you guys want
00:13:22.720 the absolute best information
00:13:24.160 on looking better
00:13:24.980 and access to a community
00:13:26.240 of people who want
00:13:27.060 to improve their look
00:13:27.940 you guys are gonna want
00:13:28.660 to check this one out