Clavicular - February 20, 2026


Clavicular REACTS To Twitter Drama


Episode Stats

Length

13 minutes

Words per Minute

143.81023

Word Count

1,940

Sentence Count

1

Misogynist Sentences

15

Hate Speech Sentences

45


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 all right my bad my bad hey boys we're back bang
00:00:12.140 you know what i'm saying where the hoes at w stream let's go how was fresh and fit how many
00:00:20.680 viewers were we getting boys let me know yeah we brought back the retarded ones
00:00:27.120 we brought back two two to fnf beaches fake women 10k we had 10 11k 10k viewers no shit
00:00:38.900 on here w consistency let's fucking go yeah come on stream three times you got to talk more on the
00:00:46.240 podcast well dude i'm not gonna talk unless there's three fucking co-hosts unless i have
00:00:52.920 you know i'm like what do you expect me to say random shit for no reason for three hours in a
00:00:57.900 row it's like it's not my show i'm a guest okay i'm a guest it's a podcast with it's hot there was
00:01:07.140 10 people there with microphones you know what i mean boys come on now check com all right we'll
00:01:15.500 check the com let's pull it up what do we got clav does care that's why he liked my posts
00:01:23.100 hmm let's see what is this all right well boys the thing is i always have this in the back of my head
00:01:33.560 with that kind of content but at the end of the day if it's gonna benefit me who gives a fuck
00:01:39.800 if there's disproportionate amounts of benefit you know it doesn't really matter it doesn't really
00:01:46.780 fucking matter to me so i may respect to you you go live every single day no fail you actually listen
00:01:54.520 to content ideas keep working hard you're going far in the streaming game boy let's fucking go
00:02:00.520 all right we all just seen how annoying she is all right bang hey boys shout out to uh everyone
00:02:09.260 who's back zeno how you doing brother zelo what up mutt dragon hey boys holy shit why is the big
00:02:17.580 george floyd trending in 2026 is he what the fuck why is he trending let's see this shit george floyd
00:02:26.520 god dude what the fuck is this bullshit why are people tweeting about this shit huh
00:02:34.240 dude what what are we what are we saying huh politics are jesters fuck we're still tweeting
00:02:45.660 about george fucking floyd guy's a porn star who held up a pregnant lady at gunpoint and i'm seeing
00:02:51.120 them trending on twitter after six fucking years three streams in one day who's doing it like this
00:02:57.940 hey bang let's go boys come on now all right um let's see it's always the ones you want to shut
00:03:05.860 up that are good looking for real well she's here she's in the basement
00:03:09.820 or i mean no wait wait wait no no no i meant the uh not the basement the first floor
00:03:18.680 sorry whoa whoa yeah exactly she's bad i don't care
00:03:23.680 hey just tipped one dollar holy fucking shit
00:03:39.760 turn that down
00:03:46.760 turn that down
00:03:48.760 you are balding in norwood to and thinning right now from accutane wait you don't get
00:03:57.800 loud minoxidil okay way too loud way too loud holy shit
00:04:01.600 we'll turn on tts again bro first of all who even is this all my life i've never heard of this
00:04:13.700 guy in my entire life and i saw him next to mr beast i literally have no i have no idea who this
00:04:20.500 even is all right on god like i'm not even trying to clip farm or anything but i genuinely have no
00:04:27.400 fucking idea who that is
00:04:28.600 fucking um what is this shit jason the ween jason the peen
00:04:37.760 phase never seen him yeah exactly bro i don't know that's got to be a troll
00:04:44.340 i don't know that i have no idea bro but he's with mr b so he must be someone
00:04:49.740 he was in phase keyword was jason little ween
00:04:55.480 hey cheeser announces retirement after seven years of streaming dude issues with his community
00:05:01.300 oh god we might have to pull up uh that column to see what the fuck's going on
00:05:06.340 be back motherfuckers
00:05:07.820 yeah hey what happened to the podcast they ended it because they wanted to go on rumble
00:05:14.600 or something like that i don't know
00:05:16.480 rip cheeser though cheeser's in uh he's doing gamble
00:05:22.940 no i didn't order what should i order um mcdonald's probably
00:05:29.580 all right let's let's get some mcdonald's going
00:05:32.820 i don't know maybe
00:05:37.160 i don't i don't think you exactly look like my id photo
00:05:41.720 all right boys
00:05:44.700 all right i have to get i have to get some motherfucking uh food going here real quick
00:05:52.420 should i ask the girls if they want food probably not
00:05:55.460 yeah i'm god they need fucking yeah they need cardio
00:06:00.080 yeah be like wait what yeah i'm gonna be like munching down burgers this bitch is gonna have a
00:06:07.560 cortisol spike one dollar oh god i'm norwood two and thinning hair at 18
00:06:11.500 from accutane but in prop predisposed
00:06:14.340 bro last i hop on oral minoxidil and fin
00:06:17.240 yes worried about the sides
00:06:19.100 bro i'm getting mcdonald's last time i got burger king they put fucking cheese on my burger
00:06:23.320 and then someone in my comp said i remember when i was that autistic that i wouldn't eat a burger
00:06:28.760 because it had cheese on it then i turned 12
00:06:30.660 so i'm not making that fucking mistake again
00:06:33.580 uh give me a mcdouble
00:06:36.620 give me a fucking
00:06:38.520 give me a diet coke
00:06:40.660 all right
00:06:42.360 give me
00:06:43.460 three diet cokes
00:06:45.520 all right wait
00:06:47.220 three of the mcdoubles
00:06:48.940 bet bet bet
00:06:50.360 anonymous just tipped one dollar
00:06:52.400 clav is from 17 turning 18 next month
00:06:55.500 can i get with a 13 year old
00:06:57.800 hold on
00:06:58.560 there wouldn't be anything yucky like a relationship
00:07:00.420 just a fuck
00:07:01.780 wait wait wait i'm sorry
00:07:05.640 i'm sorry wait
00:07:06.960 i was just ordering doordash but can
00:07:09.620 wait
00:07:10.300 wait what
00:07:12.880 wait can you play that one again
00:07:15.740 there's i
00:07:17.140 there's no way i just heard that right
00:07:19.540 i did not just hear that
00:07:23.340 that has to be a troll wait
00:07:26.080 i hope
00:07:27.460 anonymous just tipped one dollar
00:07:29.220 clav if i'm 17 turning 18 next month
00:07:32.320 can i get with a 13 year old
00:07:34.600 it wouldn't be anything yucky like a relationship
00:07:37.240 just a fuck
00:07:38.600 bro
00:07:40.440 not on my stream
00:07:46.820 not
00:07:47.660 wrong stream bro
00:07:49.120 actually wrong stream
00:07:51.180 all right
00:07:54.040 let me order my fucking doordash
00:07:55.740 now i just got distracted
00:07:57.020 all right
00:07:58.600 i don't want a fucking pickle
00:07:59.720 i don't want cheese
00:08:00.560 i don't want onions
00:08:01.880 no fucking no bullshit
00:08:05.520 all right wait hold on
00:08:08.200 explore menu
00:08:09.340 give me a fucking burger dude
00:08:11.000 give me a fucking mcdouble
00:08:12.240 no
00:08:13.360 no uh
00:08:14.400 no bullshitting around boys
00:08:15.720 let's see
00:08:17.640 double
00:08:18.800 double burger
00:08:21.060 mc fucking double
00:08:22.460 god damn it
00:08:24.340 sorry boys
00:08:24.960 this is like aids as fuck to order
00:08:27.020 yo brock
00:08:28.780 brock what the fuck did
00:08:32.400 he said he want three of these
00:08:33.780 should i get bacon on it
00:08:36.140 bro i'm god i kind of want bake up
00:08:38.680 do you get any ketchup
00:08:40.220 um yeah
00:08:42.360 i'm gonna get four of them for my
00:08:44.180 i'm gonna get seven of these bitches
00:08:45.520 actually i'll just get ten bro
00:08:47.000 i'll just get ten burgers
00:08:48.440 fuck it
00:08:48.920 no cheese no pickles
00:08:50.100 yeah no nothing bro
00:08:51.060 just tipped one dollar
00:08:52.400 what are these coves
00:08:53.000 you should play arc raiders
00:08:54.340 should fucking play with my balls
00:08:56.940 uh all right let's get three fries
00:09:01.920 just in case any of the bitches want fries
00:09:04.760 i feel like it's actually
00:09:05.540 yo wait what do
00:09:06.620 it's
00:09:07.420 it's like actually a good idea to
00:09:09.780 nerve them
00:09:10.140 other than his terrible orbitals
00:09:13.780 he mocks lacy imo
00:09:15.420 why your palate better smile
00:09:17.500 if only he wasn't a pakistani
00:09:19.840 yeah
00:09:20.760 all right let's see
00:09:22.440 apartment
00:09:23.320 um
00:09:24.500 boom
00:09:25.600 entry code
00:09:27.500 dude i've never ordered food here before
00:09:29.320 i've
00:09:31.940 i've actually never ordered this shit
00:09:33.880 oh my god i just punched in the entire order for the fucking wrong thing
00:09:37.540 no
00:09:38.820 stop
00:09:39.620 stop
00:09:40.160 i did not just do that
00:09:41.440 oh my god
00:09:43.620 bro
00:09:44.300 i did not just do that
00:09:46.020 i did not just fucking do that
00:09:49.620 god damn it
00:09:50.540 are you serious
00:09:51.380 all right let's see
00:09:52.700 girl in basement
00:09:53.760 just tipped one dollar
00:09:55.140 you need to gym max tbh
00:09:57.340 you getting small
00:09:58.140 all right you need to fucking kill yourself
00:10:01.540 because i'm not doing that
00:10:02.980 how do i
00:10:05.220 how do i get rid of all this shit
00:10:07.020 dude you have to be kidding me
00:10:10.540 anonymous just tipped one dollar
00:10:12.380 in dead ass i wouldn't take advantage of her though
00:10:14.960 she's a family friend and i truly love her
00:10:17.480 i do do her aftercare and give her love
00:10:20.240 like a brother
00:10:21.220 why are we letting these orders through
00:10:23.120 can
00:10:24.580 can someone answer me that
00:10:25.860 can someone please answer me this shit
00:10:29.200 like dude what the fuck
00:10:32.980 wait
00:10:33.900 chuck norris just
00:10:34.880 i'm ordering i'm ordering
00:10:36.360 clav you're the reason why i turn gay
00:10:38.300 so i thank you you're so hot daddy
00:10:40.060 hey
00:10:40.900 no worries boys
00:10:42.560 sorry dude uber eats is like the most gay thing ever
00:10:45.460 to order actually
00:10:46.900 um this is literally spiking my fucking cortisol
00:10:49.700 i'm just trying to get a fucking burger
00:10:52.740 anonymous just tipped one dollars
00:10:54.340 get that pedo with the cyber truck
00:10:56.660 you know that thing itching for a speed bump
00:10:58.660 all right i just got 10 burgers
00:11:01.540 all right 10 burgers
00:11:04.420 give me uh three large fries
00:11:07.780 all right give me fucking diet cokes
00:11:12.360 give me a large diet coke
00:11:16.320 give me three of those
00:11:18.060 bang bang bang
00:11:20.100 all right
00:11:21.700 give me no fucking cheese on this bitch
00:11:24.400 all right
00:11:24.800 if i get cheese on the burger
00:11:26.180 i'm actually gonna go
00:11:27.900 i'm gonna go
00:11:29.140 it's not gonna be good
00:11:31.260 let's just say that
00:11:32.540 damn give me one
00:11:34.000 you're blow maxing
00:11:34.840 where do you donate
00:11:35.560 on tts
00:11:36.840 all right let's go
00:11:38.740 bang
00:11:39.800 i'm gonna
00:11:41.480 what should
00:11:42.060 what tip should i do
00:11:43.060 should i do nine percent
00:11:44.740 or five percent
00:11:45.700 actually i'm gonna just do zero percent
00:11:50.880 i'm just drawing
00:11:53.480 i'm trolling
00:11:54.220 i'm trolling
00:11:54.700 i'm trolling
00:11:55.160 i'm trolling
00:11:56.740 wait could i do a negative tip
00:11:58.560 while it's boney
00:11:59.280 ass just tipped one dollar
00:12:01.140 did your cock stop working
00:12:02.820 cause of accutane
00:12:03.940 it gives him going schizo
00:12:05.520 but my cock has felt him
00:12:07.300 ever since
00:12:07.980 wait boys why can you not
00:12:09.200 that's why i'm scared to go on fin
00:12:10.740 wait xeno you know what time it is
00:12:12.740 pull up uh the one thing
00:12:14.020 um
00:12:14.820 wait boys can you donate negative money
00:12:17.020 can you charge them money
00:12:18.200 on god
00:12:24.000 just tipped one dollar
00:12:25.460 why didn't you bring home
00:12:27.120 the nicaraguan home nigga
00:12:28.580 what
00:12:29.500 we did
00:12:30.400 i don't know where they are
00:12:31.520 why they not downstairs
00:12:33.280 holy hair it looks good
00:12:34.660 i appreciate it bro
00:12:35.920 uh
00:12:37.920 what's up with inviting ugly girls
00:12:39.660 anytime
00:12:40.200 clabs a gas
00:12:41.380 for real
00:12:42.580 oh wait fuck
00:12:43.220 screen screen
00:12:43.940 okay don't
00:12:44.760 don't actually rape me
00:12:46.380 fresh
00:12:47.180 is
00:12:47.840 all right
00:12:48.640 it's been over two hours now
00:12:50.480 okay
00:12:53.220 let's see grind maxing
00:12:54.600 you're right
00:12:56.240 you're bitch made
00:12:56.920 all right
00:12:58.440 that's uh
00:12:59.760 is that a ban
00:13:01.160 nah
00:13:01.760 i'm not gonna ban
00:13:02.580 hey xeno
00:13:04.080 you know what it is
00:13:05.040 if you agree with clav's message
00:13:06.560 and you're serious about
00:13:07.500 improving your look
00:13:08.360 you guys are gonna want to
00:13:09.480 check out clav's community
00:13:10.500 on school
00:13:11.020 once you're inside
00:13:11.900 you get access to over
00:13:13.020 a hundred courses
00:13:13.920 on looks maxing
00:13:15.100 pharmacology
00:13:15.880 nootropics
00:13:16.660 and social skills
00:13:17.980 plus you get weekly calls
00:13:19.180 with clav to get feedback
00:13:20.320 and guidance
00:13:21.100 in real time
00:13:21.920 so if you guys want
00:13:22.720 the absolute best information
00:13:24.160 on looking better
00:13:24.980 and access to a community
00:13:26.240 of people who want
00:13:27.060 to improve their look
00:13:27.940 you guys are gonna want
00:13:28.660 to check this one out