Teaching CHAT How To ASCEND in 2026
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Summary
In this episode, we talk about the new Cuck setup, clavicular's nonsense, and the upcoming collab with Clavicular and his wife. We also discuss the recent rape incident that happened on Cuck city, and we have a new guest joining us for a collab.
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good it sucks i would have to blast it it's gonna be so funny what i'm doing like my saturday um
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my saturday night streams getting home like kind of late blasting this fucking retard shit
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how's it going guys what's going on understandable yeah i'm gonna rip um one hour late yeah i know
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yeah this is uh interesting night let's see whoa were they they bitching about shit
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whoa what are they saying so new setup w background did you fuck them both
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uh no i didn't i didn't uh i didn't get up to anything like that
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let's see move brock understandable finally yeah what do you guys think about the setup
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i think it's pretty good just the lights kind of hurt my eyes let me see how it looks without it
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keep those on for sure all right that's fine finally a good setup yeah i think it's pretty good
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um yeah so i kind of like the downstairs thing in case we're doing like any events or whatever i
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could kind of gesture max a little bit um so that should be pretty good cooking segment i'm pretty
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sure mia wanted to do a cooking segment so yeah w setup exactly so i'll pull up uh twitter see i'll react
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back to how much i'm getting raped and then uh we'll keep going all right all right let's see
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what's uh what's been going on because i've been working today i've been working on some shit all right
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let's see uh i have to admit i thought clavicular's nonsense would be a flash in the pan moment but this
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thing has legs dude okay okay all time viewers what is this goyslop on the uh dude yesterday was
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probably the worst fucking i've been raped on stream in my entire life like that was retarded
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and there's really nothing that you could fucking do there's iron in the house at least bro what do
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you want me to fucking do cook it's funny because whenever i'm like um in my house i just leave
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like random everywhere and eventually gets cleaned up like um i don't know how it happens there's like
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this interesting like glitch or something almost where i leave like dirty dishes uh i leave cups and
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like in a few days it'll just be gone i'm telling you it's like the craziest shit so miami nerfing you
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so bad right now yeah because i don't have a fucking id i don't have an id bro but we're coming
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larry wheels is going to be joining us in a little bit so uh we're gonna be chilling we're chilling with
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uh with larry wheels and uh that should be a good time i'll put that on the thing um
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bang i'll put that in the title larry wheels collab tonight so uh yeah me and larry are going to talk
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for a little bit him and his wife are coming over at uh i believe it's 11 yeah the wife is coming as
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well so that's going to be good stream that'll be funny um we'll probably rip some tts or something
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dirty dishes cuck city all right let's go get an id i need a fucking id because i'm just getting raped
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in the ass so hard every single time i try to do anything anything bro it's cuck stream okay okay
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relax monkey app i'll get an id soon enough as soon as i get an id i'll be able to start going out again
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what was this about clavicular brutally humbles a girl by calling him ugly yeah whatever oh twitter
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clipping is so bad so bad mr beast wants to do live streams mr beast i thought you were going to invest
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in me what happened i'll check the com in a little bit you faggots shut the fuck up if you agree with
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and guidance in real time so if you guys want the absolute best information on looking better and
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access to a community of people who want to improve their look you guys are going to want to check this
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one out i'm 21 in a few days i'm not gonna lie so we heard when you told brock to what i don't know
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what they heard i don't know what they heard check now let's see stable renato was getting view botted
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when he sneak dissed neon for doing it twitch bro what the fuck clavicular started tweaking his bro
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tweaked out uh yeah no one's gonna believe me but i was only on 10 milligrams of adderall i swear
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on my entire life that's literally all i took was 10 mg adderall i swear to god i swear to
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fucking god uh i don't know but i was ready to have a good stream and like terrorize the streets
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but um yeah motherfuckers just wanted to stream snipe so bad it kind of i swear on my life i swear on my
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life i swear no cocaine nothing i had one i had one shot like an hour and a half before we left i
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was dead sober i'm telling you i was dead sober because usually i have to suppress myself um but
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that that night i just kind of wanted to let loose and around a little bit but i swear bro you guys can
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believe me or not but listen i'll tell you what it ruins streamers content so much when they blow up
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for doing irl like you saw with ice beside and you saw it with me it genuinely nerfs it so hard
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because half of the time it's just taking photos with people getting stream sniped it like it's sad
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but it sucks you know what i'm saying so um there's pros and cons to everything being big and having a
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lot of viewership it's cool but you get raped pretty hard uh what are you guys saying go irl yeah so irl
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kind of ruins uh streamers uh eventually so it kind of is what it is true personally true personality
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came out yes w you need some more security yeah i'm going to i'm going to i'm going to i'm going
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to figure that out crypto maxing what are you talking about what do you mean crypto maxing uh you're an
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outlier but uh yeah exactly so hopefully we're able to just make the irl content good i think miami is
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pretty stale right now um so we're probably gonna have to switch up the locations after the stream
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marathon but that's almost done uh stop lying to your fans what i don't understand what what are
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what are people in the chat complaining about i don't even know go irl tonight cuff them all right
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yeah what like what do you want me to do wait what is saying look at bitcoin chart btc chart what does this
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even mean oh my god holy i bet half the people are on suicide watch remember go back literally uh a
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month ago when me and sneeko were collabing sitting at the restaurant talking about bitcoin and i'm like
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ah bitcoin is dog shit bitcoin don't trust this garbage it's a horrible investment and everyone in the
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chat's like bro knows nothing bro's a retard like don't listen to this kid he's got no idea
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like vindicated jesus like you guys are a bunch of clown retards for buying into this shit okay
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genuinely how how do you believe this how do people buy saying i'm gonna buy bitcoin uh completely
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uncentralized deregulated basically nothing it's not a thing it's not a product
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it's not it's not anything it's a bunch of numbers on a blockchain and you guys are investing in this
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piece of okay calling me the dumb ass when i tell you oh no bitcoin's going up it's increased by a
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hundred uh ten thousand x since 2012 it's like yeah from 2012 it's like you're not getting any more
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returns on your investment it caps out at like 100k 125k all right so someone pull up that wait could you
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turn up the the fucking um thermostat slowkey called a shit now maybe like 72 but dude i'm
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telling you vindicated once again you guys want to think i'm way more retarded than i am but
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this shit is is fucking garbage yeah so fuck this buy the dip buy the dip it's like just get out just
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get out of here get out of here my guy holy damn the big cheese i dm cheeser today to um to to play
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video games or whatever and he said the demon is outside tonight not today and he sent a picture in
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a bar so the demon's outside who knows i'm not that's why i'm staying inside is because he told
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me that he was going out the demon is outside so um i'll figure it out so someone sent me that clip
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of me telling you guys about bitcoin before it happened just so that you know what is this
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advice to young men who are trying to improve themselves what is the advice
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all right i don't know why it's so quiet but let me turn this speaker up a little bit
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all right we'll check the calm relax relax you pussies now you're talking
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shit you don't know what you're talking about okay yeah you guys can uh can keep getting mad
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keep getting mad bro but um no we're not doing that go irl key west key west is all old people
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uh compare and contrast what this guy said versus what really happened what is this
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you're not that guy pal you're you're really not that guy
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like i'm sorry what the is this what is this cringe audio low all right i'll um you can't hear
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can't hear your dumb ass all right i'll turn it up i'll turn it up i got you so i stopped
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all like what's up like oh i said something before i'm like oh that was dope i seen your
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shit too you know what i'm saying i literally had no idea who this guy was i'm pretty sure that's like
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uh i hear you saying the n-word all that i i need you on my podcast to talk to my people wait did i
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up the audio is the audio bad turn off noise cancellation uh wait no i have to do it like this
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right what's his name uh i need my people to hear that too is that fine explain yourself you know
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i'm saying yeah what do you say i can't do it man no problem i'm like yeah it's cool i know what you're
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doing but you know what i mean we need some explanations i made it worse what go back
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yeah nice to meet you double audio is it fine fine nice to meet you
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inside some life for you echoing i've never been to a club before
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what the fuck are they saying double double audio no they should be trolling right just just check
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check on uh your phone to see if it's good okay wait i actually have to put on i'll just put on my
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headphones bro you guys are f***ing fags you want to just keep complaining all right i'll just do my
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headphones all right headphones headphones headphones whatever um now we have to f***ing change around
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our whole setup because you guys want to be gay is pretty much what what we're dealing with
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all right should this should be good now headphones i hate wearing the f***ing headphones bro
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so you guys are f***ing me up here definitely f***ing me up a little bit
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yeah w beg yeah exactly bro like i i really don't understand it's like now i'm never gonna do your
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podcast maybe i would have f***ing now it's quiet oh my god bro yeah kind of low all right well what
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turn it up on here like this can you see our baby clothes
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guys i'm not pregnant by the way bang is that good is that good
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audio maxing low audio fix it is it good i'm kidding all right fix we're good we're good
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yeah dude i don't f***ing know how to do it good yeah it's good
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clav trying to mug chico i don't even know what what's going on at this point this is
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does he really think his fake birthday is gonna okay yeah yeah yeah yeah go rl
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yeah all right shut the f*** up man shut the f*** up
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clav cock pump i don't know where my c*** pump is
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i have no idea where the c*** pump is at doing your way you know where it is
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huh oh it's in del rey we forgot it it's the skin oh s*** f***
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f*** uh brock stole it yeah no it's definitely in brock's f***ing room
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dude someone sent me today a video on telegram of f***ing a dead rat and it was the most disgusting
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thing i do i'll show you just so you could know like dude it was the worst f***ing thing i've ever
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seen like i don't even know like i was actually in utter awe like he was f***ing a dead rat on i just
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random telegram request i click on it it's a bro no show it dude i was like what the f*** is that
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like it was no it was dead it's what do you mean poor baby rat no it's a disgusting
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like actual dead rat like i was tell the police yeah i'm thinking about it that was the worst thing
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ever so that's why i f***ing hate telegram businesses use it was probably like yeah one
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of those redneck carnivore guys but all of the people like are using telegram for business now
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like steak and kick but motherf***ers will hit you with a dm request out of the blue with
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s*** like that so it's just like it's a little bit distracting when you're going live with aiden
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ross again um uh that's kind of up to aiden i would do it whenever yeah good collab stream it was
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a good one all right i'm glad you guys enjoyed last night so we're just doing a chill just doing
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a chill one oh my god this f***ing jester bitcoin clip with sneeko here we go
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all right yeah i mean what would be a better investment relative to exactly vindicated someone
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someone send this to sneeko so could the us dollar what was that in that video i mean i would say yeah
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what is this all right let's see i can't tell wait let's see so it's at um i can't really i can't
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really see that gambling mindset in there they're gonna i should uh yeah i'm gonna quote tweet this
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listen to me all right wait let me put a picture of the chart just for uh extra brutality here
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all right all right just for extra oh wait f*** where'd where'd it go wait oh wait it's another
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uh it's another tab hold on where's my where's my f***ing tweet all right now we have to make the
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extra extra brutal tweet vindicated bang so let's tweet that at sneeko easy
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easy vindication let's go post one month chart dumbass fix hair my hair is fine it's not really
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not that bad it's not great but it's not bad either so um i'm just gonna let it rock today
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you gotta watch that video what next to self yeah this one
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what do you mean fix hair you kissed this guy why did you kiss
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yeah i mean not while i'm eating dinner motherfucker
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bro the f***ing um jesters with the metaglasses this is what i mean
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shoot us shoot us do it do it eagle do it shoot us eagle
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do it boss i'll do it to you bro get the f*** out of here yeah like for real
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the f*** are they doing i genuinely don't understand like that's the most jester f***ing
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b**** ever most jester yeah for an ai clip it's like dude they're f***ing running like if you get
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surrounded like with who i am and what people have tried to to do to me to pay f***ing 15 people
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roll up to me like run up on my table while i'm eating dinner what the f*** do you think
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it's happening i don't know uh appreciate it though what are we talking higher cortisol low
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cortisol levels are pretty low you're doing really good w one minute later why is it not
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are you going irl tonight probably not uh because yo what the is this
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what is this what is this what is this here's everything i could make out w uh w leak
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w leak why dude there's one guy who's been spamming patrick's for probably like i'm scrolling
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he's been spamming patrick's every minute since 907 wow okay interesting interesting um that's a
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good one admiring the dedication thanks for the kpp max brother okay okay okay
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like it's just it's just cringe at the end of the day it's just cringe what does ed even do anymore
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all right holy what is this fam all right let's see yo
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all right bet i'm um i'm at the crib on on uh on stream so what are we doing wait wait just
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just okay bet yeah i could be down um all right so is it it's right near me but don't say where i am
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though right all right but i'm down all right i'm with it all right i'll see you soon peace
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all right goblin slayer bang all right sneko's cooking you right now let's see what is he what
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is he saying what's he saying he already did that all right all right buy a club yeah it's kind
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of difficult it's difficult bro it's like there's nothing there's variables that are out of my control
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go irl are you retarded did you not just hear the phone call that i got i'm on my way right now i'm on
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my way we're going i said is it near me it's like i literally just said what is it yeah i'm banning the
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patrick spammers like i i literally just said that i am going irl we couldn't hear you cuck dude like
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shut the up the patrick spammers are genuinely the worst people in the com worst people in the com of
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all time i'm gonna rape you guys i'm gonna i'm gonna ask kick i'm gonna say back end give me admin
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access to the console i'm gonna look up all these niggas ips and i'm gonna pull up on you guys and
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fucking pee in all your butts all right don't tell me about my hair all right i it's not it's not
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shit it really ain't shit okay like fuck oh my god bro so annoying actually gets me so annoyed
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like fuck go irl you're not cheeser yeah okay yeah you you text them brock
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i'm on all right let's see can you hurry up fag go irl like what are you guys doing grow a beard
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like the chat what is this chat actually what is this chat what is the chat pick like i i don't even
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understand what i'm reading this has to be like an inside joke let's for the next entire month let's
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just troll clav like what what am i even looking at what the fuck is going on i hate my com right
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now the state of my com is just it's just so bad like literally look at this look at this
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what what what even is this chat what is this chat it's like
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i can't stand it i genuinely can't stand the chat it's gay all right but whatever whatever
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what did i even do here i just absolutely crashed my thing because i'm trying to show you guys the chat
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but no this is a big troll at the end of the day i'm i'm raping all you guys stop announcement maxing
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where you're going what is that what do you mean pipe up tonight we make you money boy your hair
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looks like it really doesn't it's really not bad it's not bad at all it's pretty good it's good
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not bad at all i'm really not i'm not minding it when is ice beside and collab i have no idea
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refresh calm please clap please dominate me check ethereum no it looks fine you guys are complaining
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blending way too much what up what's going on all right bang let's see so um now you guys know
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exactly what it is all right we'll see what else is going on yeah this is like a dead ass cheeser uh
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cheeser com right now i i hate you guys actually like i i genuinely can't believe what i'm watching but
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i'll check the rest i i only look through like maybe five things i i genuinely i'm not gonna even
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keep reading like what is this what is this what is this that's why it's unsustainable there's nothing
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to do on a sunday in miami you fag that's why no one else is streaming i'm on stream i'm on stream they
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say go irl go irl look hold up hold up go irl go irl these niggas aren't even streaming bro like what
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are you talking about go irl all right sneeko's streaming but like what the is going on
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like genuinely i can't i can't believe this all right fuck what up how you wouldn't get an air
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transplant yeah hey delmo nice now you're fucking botting my chat you faggot i don't even give a
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fuck i literally don't give a fuck look at my chest bar yeah i don't give a fuck that's a better
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trait than being all feminine yeah we do need this duo we need this duo back absolutely tts yeah i'll
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turn on tts i have no idea how though all right thank you one of my mods has to turn on tts like
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now i can't even read my chat i i don't know what i'm supposed to do yeah it's crazy unbelievable
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unbelievable un-fucking-believable but uh after uh larry wheels gets here it should be pretty good
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uh he'll be here in like an hour and that other girl will be here in 10 minutes and we're gonna go
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rip something irl real quick so i'm pretty excited for today's stream but yeah delmo stop fucking
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botting my chat motherfucker what is what did sneeko say someone sent me the sneeko clip send it send it
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send the sneeko clip i'm literally vindicated so it's i i don't know what to tell you
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i don't know what to tell you four-year cycles dude these guys mauled so hard these guys mauled so
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hard bro oh my god w w mauled w mauled like let's see bro that's part of going into war lol
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nice explanation dumbass that's part of going into war okay my chat is like all just goblin
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i like discord check com there's not even a real message there's not even a single
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real like people don't even chat they just spam they just spam retarded shit i hate you guys
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um okay but i'll open my discord for the first time in a while
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i'll open discord it's been it's been a long time clips for me to react to what is this
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this is me before reading a little life oh that's an old this is me on page 92 of a little
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life and i've officially gotten choked up the first time but no tears have fallen yet
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arian max would i look good with blonde hair yes or no
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live with larry i'm not gonna live with uh larry at nine o'clock at night
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face cam is too big i guess yeah face cam is a little bit big we could put it like something
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like that dude uh i i have to moderate the chat i i genuinely have to moderate the chat
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what the fuck is this guy all about what's going on connor yeah i think you might
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how's it going what's going on connor your chat isn't hell yeah i know uh i kind of want to play
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some rocket league tonight though i'm not gonna lie but i might rip a little bit of monkey first
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clav pulls it out yeah so i'm probably uh gonna rip that what is he at 31k not bad 21k
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uh all right respectable all right what is this gesture i don't know doesn't load on discord
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dude dude that's like the homelander clip yep you only read stream haters this is why you
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fucking tuck all right um yeah rocket league does kind of slap 20 years old
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