Clavicular - Teaching CHAT How To ASCEND in 2026

00:00:00.000 what's going on go irl what's up

00:00:02.960 good it sucks i would have to blast it it's gonna be so funny what i'm doing like my saturday um

00:00:11.740 my saturday night streams getting home like kind of late blasting this fucking retard shit

00:00:16.300 how's it going guys what's going on understandable yeah i'm gonna rip um one hour late yeah i know

00:00:24.400 yeah this is uh interesting night let's see whoa were they they bitching about shit

00:00:32.740 whoa what are they saying so new setup w background did you fuck them both

00:00:39.760 uh no i didn't i didn't uh i didn't get up to anything like that

00:00:44.800 let's see move brock understandable finally yeah what do you guys think about the setup

00:00:52.100 i think it's pretty good just the lights kind of hurt my eyes let me see how it looks without it

00:00:56.140 let me see if it's any good

00:00:57.960 see without the lights

00:01:03.280 no no yeah no that's uh it's not good

00:01:08.980 keep those on for sure all right that's fine finally a good setup yeah i think it's pretty good

00:01:16.660 um yeah so i kind of like the downstairs thing in case we're doing like any events or whatever i

00:01:24.100 could kind of gesture max a little bit um so that should be pretty good cooking segment i'm pretty

00:01:29.460 sure mia wanted to do a cooking segment so yeah w setup exactly so i'll pull up uh twitter see i'll react

00:01:39.780 back to how much i'm getting raped and then uh we'll keep going all right all right let's see

00:01:46.580 what's uh what's been going on because i've been working today i've been working on some shit all right

00:01:52.980 let's see uh i have to admit i thought clavicular's nonsense would be a flash in the pan moment but this

00:01:58.020 thing has legs dude okay okay all time viewers what is this goyslop on the uh dude yesterday was

00:02:12.020 probably the worst fucking i've been raped on stream in my entire life like that was retarded

00:02:19.940 and there's really nothing that you could fucking do there's iron in the house at least bro what do

00:02:26.660 you want me to fucking do cook it's funny because whenever i'm like um in my house i just leave

00:02:33.460 like random everywhere and eventually gets cleaned up like um i don't know how it happens there's like

00:02:39.140 this interesting like glitch or something almost where i leave like dirty dishes uh i leave cups and

00:02:45.700 like in a few days it'll just be gone i'm telling you it's like the craziest shit so miami nerfing you

00:02:51.780 so bad right now yeah because i don't have a fucking id i don't have an id bro but we're coming

00:02:57.220 larry wheels is going to be joining us in a little bit so uh we're gonna be chilling we're chilling with

00:03:02.340 uh with larry wheels and uh that should be a good time i'll put that on the thing um

00:03:08.580 um larry wheels soon um

00:03:20.900 bang i'll put that in the title larry wheels collab tonight so uh yeah me and larry are going to talk

00:03:27.220 for a little bit him and his wife are coming over at uh i believe it's 11 yeah the wife is coming as

00:03:33.220 well so that's going to be good stream that'll be funny um we'll probably rip some tts or something

00:03:40.580 dirty dishes cuck city all right let's go get an id i need a fucking id because i'm just getting raped

00:03:47.700 in the ass so hard every single time i try to do anything anything bro it's cuck stream okay okay

00:03:56.020 relax monkey app i'll get an id soon enough as soon as i get an id i'll be able to start going out again

00:04:03.780 so this is so important

00:04:08.580 what was this about clavicular brutally humbles a girl by calling him ugly yeah whatever oh twitter

00:04:16.100 clipping is so bad so bad mr beast wants to do live streams mr beast i thought you were going to invest

00:04:23.300 in me what happened i'll check the com in a little bit you faggots shut the fuck up if you agree with

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00:04:53.300 one out i'm 21 in a few days i'm not gonna lie so we heard when you told brock to what i don't know

00:05:02.260 what they heard i don't know what they heard check now let's see stable renato was getting view botted

00:05:09.700 when he sneak dissed neon for doing it twitch bro what the fuck clavicular started tweaking his bro

00:05:16.660 tweaked out uh yeah no one's gonna believe me but i was only on 10 milligrams of adderall i swear

00:05:22.020 on my entire life that's literally all i took was 10 mg adderall i swear to god i swear to

00:05:28.020 fucking god uh i don't know but i was ready to have a good stream and like terrorize the streets

00:05:34.020 but um yeah motherfuckers just wanted to stream snipe so bad it kind of i swear on my life i swear on my

00:05:40.420 life i swear no cocaine nothing i had one i had one shot like an hour and a half before we left i

00:05:46.900 was dead sober i'm telling you i was dead sober because usually i have to suppress myself um but

00:05:54.740 that that night i just kind of wanted to let loose and around a little bit but i swear bro you guys can

00:05:59.540 believe me or not but listen i'll tell you what it ruins streamers content so much when they blow up

00:06:04.980 for doing irl like you saw with ice beside and you saw it with me it genuinely nerfs it so hard

00:06:11.220 because half of the time it's just taking photos with people getting stream sniped it like it's sad

00:06:18.100 but it sucks you know what i'm saying so um there's pros and cons to everything being big and having a

00:06:24.500 lot of viewership it's cool but you get raped pretty hard uh what are you guys saying go irl yeah so irl

00:06:33.060 kind of ruins uh streamers uh eventually so it kind of is what it is true personally true personality

00:06:40.740 came out yes w you need some more security yeah i'm going to i'm going to i'm going to i'm going

00:06:47.780 to figure that out crypto maxing what are you talking about what do you mean crypto maxing uh you're an

00:06:52.980 outlier but uh yeah exactly so hopefully we're able to just make the irl content good i think miami is

00:07:00.660 pretty stale right now um so we're probably gonna have to switch up the locations after the stream

00:07:05.540 marathon but that's almost done uh stop lying to your fans what i don't understand what what are

00:07:12.740 what are people in the chat complaining about i don't even know go irl tonight cuff them all right

00:07:19.540 yeah what like what do you want me to do wait what is saying look at bitcoin chart btc chart what does this

00:07:26.660 even mean oh my god holy i bet half the people are on suicide watch remember go back literally uh a

00:07:35.860 month ago when me and sneeko were collabing sitting at the restaurant talking about bitcoin and i'm like

00:07:40.900 ah bitcoin is dog shit bitcoin don't trust this garbage it's a horrible investment and everyone in the

00:07:48.020 chat's like bro knows nothing bro's a retard like don't listen to this kid he's got no idea

00:07:54.100 like vindicated jesus like you guys are a bunch of clown retards for buying into this shit okay

00:08:02.100 genuinely how how do you believe this how do people buy saying i'm gonna buy bitcoin uh completely

00:08:08.340 uncentralized deregulated basically nothing it's not a thing it's not a product

00:08:14.900 it's not it's not anything it's a bunch of numbers on a blockchain and you guys are investing in this

00:08:21.380 piece of okay calling me the dumb ass when i tell you oh no bitcoin's going up it's increased by a

00:08:28.020 hundred uh ten thousand x since 2012 it's like yeah from 2012 it's like you're not getting any more

00:08:34.900 returns on your investment it caps out at like 100k 125k all right so someone pull up that wait could you

00:08:42.020 turn up the the fucking um thermostat slowkey called a shit now maybe like 72 but dude i'm

00:08:48.420 telling you vindicated once again you guys want to think i'm way more retarded than i am but

00:08:53.540 this shit is is fucking garbage yeah so fuck this buy the dip buy the dip it's like just get out just

00:09:00.340 get out of here get out of here my guy holy damn the big cheese i dm cheeser today to um to to play

00:09:12.180 video games or whatever and he said the demon is outside tonight not today and he sent a picture in

00:09:18.820 a bar so the demon's outside who knows i'm not that's why i'm staying inside is because he told

00:09:23.860 me that he was going out the demon is outside so um i'll figure it out so someone sent me that clip

00:09:30.980 of me telling you guys about bitcoin before it happened just so that you know what is this

00:09:36.900 advice to young men who are trying to improve themselves what is the advice

00:09:43.940 all right i don't know why it's so quiet but let me turn this speaker up a little bit

00:09:48.020 all right we'll check the calm relax relax you pussies now you're talking

00:09:52.420 shit you don't know what you're talking about okay yeah you guys can uh can keep getting mad

00:09:58.420 keep getting mad bro but um no we're not doing that go irl key west key west is all old people

00:10:06.260 uh compare and contrast what this guy said versus what really happened what is this

00:10:16.740 oh wait what is this

00:10:17.540 let's see this

00:10:48.500 everybody got something to say on a podcast

00:11:02.660 you're not that guy pal you're you're really not that guy

00:11:05.540 like i'm sorry what the is this what is this cringe audio low all right i'll um you can't hear

00:11:13.700 can't hear your dumb ass all right i'll turn it up i'll turn it up i got you so i stopped

00:11:18.580 all like what's up like oh i said something before i'm like oh that was dope i seen your

00:11:22.100 shit too you know what i'm saying i literally had no idea who this guy was i'm pretty sure that's like

00:11:27.140 uh i hear you saying the n-word all that i i need you on my podcast to talk to my people wait did i

00:11:31.860 up the audio is the audio bad turn off noise cancellation uh wait no i have to do it like this

00:11:38.100 right what's his name uh i need my people to hear that too is that fine explain yourself you know

00:11:42.980 i'm saying yeah what do you say i can't do it man no problem i'm like yeah it's cool i know what you're

00:11:46.900 doing but you know what i mean we need some explanations i made it worse what go back

00:12:04.180 what the are they complaining about let's see

00:12:06.020 yeah nice to meet you double audio is it fine fine nice to meet you

00:12:16.660 do you like it so much

00:12:18.660 inside some life for you echoing i've never been to a club before

00:12:25.060 what the fuck are they saying double double audio no they should be trolling right just just check

00:12:30.660 check on uh your phone to see if it's good okay wait i actually have to put on i'll just put on my

00:12:37.860 headphones bro you guys are f***ing fags you want to just keep complaining all right i'll just do my

00:12:44.020 headphones all right headphones headphones headphones whatever um now we have to f***ing change around

00:12:54.420 our whole setup because you guys want to be gay is pretty much what what we're dealing with

00:12:59.540 all right should this should be good now headphones i hate wearing the f***ing headphones bro

00:13:06.980 so you guys are f***ing me up here definitely f***ing me up a little bit

00:13:12.180 is this good is it good

00:13:23.780 yeah w beg yeah exactly bro like i i really don't understand it's like now i'm never gonna do your

00:13:29.380 podcast maybe i would have f***ing now it's quiet oh my god bro yeah kind of low all right well what

00:13:36.500 turn it up on here like this can you see our baby clothes

00:13:43.940 guys i'm not pregnant by the way bang is that good is that good

00:13:48.820 audio maxing low audio fix it is it good i'm kidding all right fix we're good we're good

00:13:56.660 yeah dude i don't f***ing know how to do it good yeah it's good

00:14:00.020 clav trying to mug chico i don't even know what what's going on at this point this is

00:14:08.420 does he really think his fake birthday is gonna okay yeah yeah yeah yeah go rl

00:14:15.460 yeah all right shut the f*** up man shut the f*** up

00:14:22.020 clav cock pump i don't know where my c*** pump is

00:14:25.220 i have no idea where the c*** pump is at doing your way you know where it is

00:14:29.460 huh oh it's in del rey we forgot it it's the skin oh s*** f***

00:14:37.140 f*** uh brock stole it yeah no it's definitely in brock's f***ing room

00:14:41.700 dude someone sent me today a video on telegram of f***ing a dead rat and it was the most disgusting

00:14:50.020 thing i do i'll show you just so you could know like dude it was the worst f***ing thing i've ever

00:14:56.340 seen like i don't even know like i was actually in utter awe like he was f***ing a dead rat on i just

00:15:03.700 random telegram request i click on it it's a bro no show it dude i was like what the f*** is that

00:15:13.140 like it was no it was dead it's what do you mean poor baby rat no it's a disgusting

00:15:17.700 like actual dead rat like i was tell the police yeah i'm thinking about it that was the worst thing

00:15:24.820 ever so that's why i f***ing hate telegram businesses use it was probably like yeah one

00:15:30.260 of those redneck carnivore guys but all of the people like are using telegram for business now

00:15:37.220 like steak and kick but motherf***ers will hit you with a dm request out of the blue with

00:15:42.100 s*** like that so it's just like it's a little bit distracting when you're going live with aiden

00:15:46.900 ross again um uh that's kind of up to aiden i would do it whenever yeah good collab stream it was

00:15:52.820 a good one all right i'm glad you guys enjoyed last night so we're just doing a chill just doing

00:15:57.460 a chill one oh my god this f***ing jester bitcoin clip with sneeko here we go

00:16:02.100 all right yeah i mean what would be a better investment relative to exactly vindicated someone

00:16:11.060 someone send this to sneeko so could the us dollar what was that in that video i mean i would say yeah

00:16:16.980 what is this all right let's see i can't tell wait let's see so it's at um i can't really i can't

00:16:25.940 really see that gambling mindset in there they're gonna i should uh yeah i'm gonna quote tweet this

00:16:32.340 all right huh that's definitely a quote tweet

00:16:41.140 all right it's hard to see when i'm typing

00:16:45.220 listen to me all right wait let me put a picture of the chart just for uh extra brutality here

00:16:52.500 all right all right just for extra oh wait f*** where'd where'd it go wait oh wait it's another

00:17:00.420 uh it's another tab hold on where's my where's my f***ing tweet all right now we have to make the

00:17:06.740 extra extra brutal tweet vindicated bang so let's tweet that at sneeko easy

00:17:12.820 easy vindication let's go post one month chart dumbass fix hair my hair is fine it's not really

00:17:22.020 not that bad it's not great but it's not bad either so um i'm just gonna let it rock today

00:17:27.380 you gotta watch that video what next to self yeah this one

00:17:32.180 it's a little funny i'm not gonna lie

00:17:55.700 what do you mean fix hair you kissed this guy why did you kiss

00:18:09.620 oh my god

00:18:18.260 yeah i mean not while i'm eating dinner motherfucker

00:18:20.180 bro the f***ing um jesters with the metaglasses this is what i mean

00:18:28.660 this is what i mean it's so it's so bad

00:18:32.980 shoot us shoot us do it do it eagle do it shoot us eagle

00:18:38.500 do it boss i'll do it to you bro get the f*** out of here yeah like for real

00:18:43.140 the f*** are they doing i genuinely don't understand like that's the most jester f***ing

00:18:47.620 b**** ever most jester yeah for an ai clip it's like dude they're f***ing running like if you get

00:18:57.540 surrounded like with who i am and what people have tried to to do to me to pay f***ing 15 people

00:19:03.460 roll up to me like run up on my table while i'm eating dinner what the f*** do you think

00:19:08.180 it's happening i don't know uh appreciate it though what are we talking higher cortisol low

00:19:14.180 cortisol levels are pretty low you're doing really good w one minute later why is it not

00:19:20.980 are you going irl tonight probably not uh because yo what the is this

00:19:27.620 what is this what is this what is this here's everything i could make out w uh w leak

00:19:32.500 w leak why dude there's one guy who's been spamming patrick's for probably like i'm scrolling

00:19:43.780 he's been spamming patrick's every minute since 907 wow okay interesting interesting um that's a

00:19:52.660 good one admiring the dedication thanks for the kpp max brother okay okay okay

00:20:00.500 like it's just it's just cringe at the end of the day it's just cringe what does ed even do anymore

00:20:10.020 all right holy what is this fam all right let's see yo

00:20:20.020 all right bet i'm um i'm at the crib on on uh on stream so what are we doing wait wait just

00:20:28.020 just okay bet yeah i could be down um all right so is it it's right near me but don't say where i am

00:20:35.620 though right all right but i'm down all right i'm with it all right i'll see you soon peace

00:20:43.940 all right goblin slayer bang all right sneko's cooking you right now let's see what is he what

00:20:50.980 is he saying what's he saying he already did that all right all right buy a club yeah it's kind

00:20:58.180 of difficult it's difficult bro it's like there's nothing there's variables that are out of my control

00:21:03.700 go irl are you retarded did you not just hear the phone call that i got i'm on my way right now i'm on

00:21:10.980 my way we're going i said is it near me it's like i literally just said what is it yeah i'm banning the

00:21:18.740 patrick spammers like i i literally just said that i am going irl we couldn't hear you cuck dude like

00:21:28.020 shut the up the patrick spammers are genuinely the worst people in the com worst people in the com of

00:21:34.420 all time i'm gonna rape you guys i'm gonna i'm gonna ask kick i'm gonna say back end give me admin

00:21:42.180 access to the console i'm gonna look up all these niggas ips and i'm gonna pull up on you guys and

00:21:47.860 fucking pee in all your butts all right don't tell me about my hair all right i it's not it's not

00:21:54.020 shit it really ain't shit okay like fuck oh my god bro so annoying actually gets me so annoyed

00:22:05.220 like fuck go irl you're not cheeser yeah okay yeah you you text them brock

00:22:10.900 i'm on all right let's see can you hurry up fag go irl like what are you guys doing grow a beard

00:22:21.540 like the chat what is this chat actually what is this chat what is the chat pick like i i don't even

00:22:27.540 understand what i'm reading this has to be like an inside joke let's for the next entire month let's

00:22:33.780 just troll clav like what what am i even looking at what the fuck is going on i hate my com right

00:22:41.460 now the state of my com is just it's just so bad like literally look at this look at this

00:22:49.940 what what what even is this chat what is this chat it's like

00:22:56.660 i can't stand it i genuinely can't stand the chat it's gay all right but whatever whatever

00:23:06.820 what did i even do here i just absolutely crashed my thing because i'm trying to show you guys the chat

00:23:13.860 but no this is a big troll at the end of the day i'm i'm raping all you guys stop announcement maxing

00:23:21.140 where you're going what is that what do you mean pipe up tonight we make you money boy your hair

00:23:28.260 looks like it really doesn't it's really not bad it's not bad at all it's pretty good it's good

00:23:37.460 not bad at all i'm really not i'm not minding it when is ice beside and collab i have no idea

00:23:43.940 refresh calm please clap please dominate me check ethereum no it looks fine you guys are complaining

00:23:50.500 blending way too much what up what's going on all right bang let's see so um now you guys know

00:24:05.220 exactly what it is all right we'll see what else is going on yeah this is like a dead ass cheeser uh

00:24:13.460 cheeser com right now i i hate you guys actually like i i genuinely can't believe what i'm watching but

00:24:20.180 i'll check the rest i i only look through like maybe five things i i genuinely i'm not gonna even

00:24:26.260 keep reading like what is this what is this what is this that's why it's unsustainable there's nothing

00:24:34.100 to do on a sunday in miami you fag that's why no one else is streaming i'm on stream i'm on stream they

00:24:43.780 say go irl go irl look hold up hold up go irl go irl these niggas aren't even streaming bro like what

00:24:52.340 are you talking about go irl all right sneeko's streaming but like what the is going on

00:24:57.700 like genuinely i can't i can't believe this all right fuck what up how you wouldn't get an air

00:25:14.020 transplant yeah hey delmo nice now you're fucking botting my chat you faggot i don't even give a

00:25:21.860 fuck i literally don't give a fuck look at my chest bar yeah i don't give a fuck that's a better

00:25:29.620 trait than being all feminine yeah we do need this duo we need this duo back absolutely tts yeah i'll

00:25:36.180 turn on tts i have no idea how though all right thank you one of my mods has to turn on tts like

00:25:41.940 now i can't even read my chat i i don't know what i'm supposed to do yeah it's crazy unbelievable

00:25:47.860 unbelievable un-fucking-believable but uh after uh larry wheels gets here it should be pretty good

00:25:54.440 uh he'll be here in like an hour and that other girl will be here in 10 minutes and we're gonna go

00:25:59.120 rip something irl real quick so i'm pretty excited for today's stream but yeah delmo stop fucking

00:26:04.960 botting my chat motherfucker what is what did sneeko say someone sent me the sneeko clip send it send it

00:26:11.460 send the sneeko clip i'm literally vindicated so it's i i don't know what to tell you

00:26:16.200 i don't know what to tell you four-year cycles dude these guys mauled so hard these guys mauled so

00:26:24.720 hard bro oh my god w w mauled w mauled like let's see bro that's part of going into war lol

00:26:34.920 nice explanation dumbass that's part of going into war okay my chat is like all just goblin

00:26:43.600 i like discord check com there's not even a real message there's not even a single

00:26:49.560 real like people don't even chat they just spam they just spam retarded shit i hate you guys

00:26:57.200 um okay but i'll open my discord for the first time in a while

00:27:01.960 i'll open discord it's been it's been a long time clips for me to react to what is this

00:27:10.160 this is me before reading a little life oh that's an old this is me on page 92 of a little

00:27:15.440 life and i've officially gotten choked up the first time but no tears have fallen yet

00:27:18.760 this is me on page 152 of a little life

00:27:21.960 that's pretty funny

00:27:24.600 arian max would i look good with blonde hair yes or no

00:27:28.640 live with larry i'm not gonna live with uh larry at nine o'clock at night

00:27:33.120 face cam is too big i guess yeah face cam is a little bit big we could put it like something

00:27:39.260 like that dude uh i i have to moderate the chat i i genuinely have to moderate the chat

00:27:45.340 because i don't know what i'm supposed to do

00:27:47.460 nice it's demo that's your biggest comp

00:27:52.920 what the fuck is this guy all about what's going on connor yeah i think you might

00:27:58.040 how's it going what's going on connor your chat isn't hell yeah i know uh i kind of want to play

00:28:03.000 some rocket league tonight though i'm not gonna lie but i might rip a little bit of monkey first

00:28:06.820 clav pulls it out yeah so i'm probably uh gonna rip that what is he at 31k not bad 21k

00:28:13.580 uh all right respectable all right what is this gesture i don't know doesn't load on discord

00:28:20.900 dude dude that's like the homelander clip yep you only read stream haters this is why you

00:28:27.980 fucking tuck all right um yeah rocket league does kind of slap 20 years old

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Teaching CHAT How To ASCEND in 2026

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