Clavicular - I Brought My New Girlfriend HOME!

00:00:00.000 i've been preaching this for a while but if you edge yourself before you're with a girl

00:00:07.360 it makes your testosterone levels go up it makes your test levels go up

00:00:13.600 and you're good test levels up all right i'm good to go i'm ready to go i'm dialed in but

00:00:19.440 i gotta tuck it in should i do the mangina should i do the waistband all right i'm gonna do the 0.94

00:00:23.680 i'm gonna do the mangina i'm gonna tuck it down all right so now i'm dialed in i'm ready to go

00:00:29.040 all right look they're gonna call me yeah you can send her up

00:00:35.600 yep oh all right now i'm actually ready to go i'm dialed in so so hard

00:00:43.040 hopefully i get the the kirk under the desk later yeah in the finish you just press on it 1.00

00:00:49.040 up you ass you ass 1.00

00:00:56.960 um interesting let's see i do dds 1.00

00:01:06.320 turn the mic what do you mean turn the mic towards me turn up the mic

00:01:09.680 you press on the that yeah press it there press it hard 0.81

00:01:18.640 press it hard like the gym rat you claim to be

00:01:21.920 now the other one you pull you pull that one open 0.99

00:01:23.840 yeah god damn 0.97

00:01:34.720 i'm just reading the chat 0.98

00:01:38.560 that thing jiggle when she walk 1.00

00:01:42.080 zoom in she belongs in the kitchen oh my god bro what the that's that's crazy 0.98

00:01:49.280 oh my myron the fit my fit's pretty pretty shit i'm not gonna lie what on stream 1.00

00:01:58.640 crazy bro crazy as fuck i can't believe this shit uh i'm gonna check out what the the comm is is 0.99

00:02:05.440 pudding right now 1.00

00:02:18.480 yeah it is very basic okay

00:02:24.320 yeah too much rice and like 0.98

00:02:26.880 bullshit yeah okay i could do that like protein powder 0.98

00:02:36.320 no like just not add more 0.99

00:02:38.720 hmm more meat pause i should do chicken though yeah what a segment heating frozen yogurt for five minutes

00:02:47.920 dude i don't know what i never even i didn't even expect to go

00:02:55.520 get ice cream i i was supposed to do a stream with larry we're just doing this um

00:03:02.960 and i was down to try it out i'm going in the back

00:03:05.520 no you can hug it you gotta protect her bro hold on a second shouldn't she be on my back 1.00

00:03:09.520 what do you think about horses you gotta protect her i had this envision complete dogs 0.97

00:03:12.720 i like pigs better pigs better yeah baby pigs i think they're all kind of fat 0.99

00:03:21.520 at some point all right clav fuck you really different oh we talked about this we can't hear 0.99

00:03:26.720 i don't know how to fix it i'm not gonna lie 0.99

00:03:32.080 okay sounds good um but this is larry wheels

00:03:36.560 you've never seen him before

00:03:44.080 tell just start cooking something she's what if he had something in his fruit

00:03:49.120 she's a lot better without her jealous friend yeah i was gonna say yeah i think maybe she's jealous 1.00

00:04:01.840 look hold on 0.98

00:04:06.560 i didn't work it didn't work what a useless 1.00

00:04:33.360 platform jesus what what a bunch of useless garbage yeah yeah we're saying timepiece trading 0.98

00:04:43.440 recharge move put the hood back on i don't know it looks a little silly 0.99

00:04:51.840 they're saying um

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00:05:18.160 want to check this one out wait brock you're the one who sent me 0.96

00:05:20.960 i'm not a bodybuilder i haven't done my first show yet you will be oh wait no no i know oh wait the chat

00:05:30.240 wants you to rate people um so we're gonna go through some people okay so what do you

00:05:40.960 what do you rate one through ten not my type not your type all right if what did you say it no i

00:05:48.560 said if it's a bad like if i give a battery it's just because they're not my type oh okay okay yeah i

00:05:53.840 don't want to be i think i think i thought you just said um it i was gonna say i did not say i

00:06:00.560 was gonna say i was gonna say um all right no no that's the demon he's outside tonight is he yeah

00:06:09.280 you have fun outside all right stay there i don't know why the i have to figure out the the noise

00:06:14.800 suppression um wait filters i'll turn it off yeah it says mike low i'll turn the the noise suppression off

00:06:24.560 all right all right i just turned it off is that better yes or no hello hello hello hello hello

00:06:32.560 is that better i turned off noise suppression volume is good enough um volume's good enough yeah tt

00:06:38.880 okay i just made it a little better all right next oh no not your type no oof okay um

00:06:47.360 not my type not bad looking just not my type okay okay okay let's see wolfies what's good 0.76

00:06:57.920 not my type they're saying that the mic is too quiet brock what the is going on

00:07:01.520 why did it just like stop working wasn't it working before i turned off the filter uh i have no

00:07:10.400 idea how to fix that though boys she's racist i'm not that's just not my type 1.00

00:07:16.560 what is this oh what's my i don't really have a pipe all right i've gone for like a bar i didn't

00:07:30.240 different guys which i wouldn't go for right huh right right not bad look he's not my type no it's

00:07:38.800 because he's jewish ban her from vendome all right let's see no marky no you don't think sorry no 0.91

00:07:47.120 that's uh that's uh that's big papa right there big papa indeed what about this guy no not my type oh

00:07:55.360 that i know that girl she looks similar i think she's the best i carly from i carly ask if larry is

00:08:02.080 her type larry wheels oh citrus citrus um was just here before in the chat all right

00:08:16.640 add maddie no jeez i think you might be a lesbian no no there's the guy okay break that okay okay okay 0.97

00:08:28.560 no none of those no no at least people are like not guys come on not even give me some foreign i need 0.95

00:08:35.200 something foreign this is foreign this is the big eddie from uh from australia no i don't like it

00:08:42.480 next do you think he mogsy or yes or no no no no no oh i don't know um definitely a lesbian i just 0.93

00:08:49.520 gave her like 20 different options but they're they're all not good looking the big eddie uh okay

00:08:56.560 let's see why did you like that you're so mean i didn't mean to that was my mod on eddie desk um

00:09:07.680 is it mm-hmm i'm telling you she kind of looks like brett cooper when she's smiling oh yeah brett

00:09:13.760 cooper you know who that is

00:09:18.880 brett cooper she's cute yeah i don't see how we look alike but she's been trying to uh

00:09:24.800 make it happen with me for a little while but i told her i'm like brett you gotta relax

00:09:29.920 what do you make it happen like she flew all the way to new york um to see me for fashion show but 1.00

00:09:37.200 she's married isn't that crazy oh she left her husband behind i don't know okay guys show me more

00:09:45.520 men all right let's see show me more men um who's how do i get in band in the chat did he lose his

00:09:54.080 verification on twitter oh yeah i stopped paying for x i stopped paying for x okay guys why did i get

00:10:04.160 arrested yeah um i allegedly had adderall in my pocket allegedly okay and i allegedly had a fake id

00:10:16.720 so i um i didn't i didn't know i didn't because they they didn't charge me but that's what they

00:10:24.960 allegedly said that i did so i don't know what uh what was going on with that one it was a little bit

00:10:30.400 silly monkey show bradley yeah do you know bradley martin i don't know bradley martin all right 0.96

00:10:39.440 how do you not know any of these fitness people the og bitch just tipped two dollars hi clav this is a 1.00

00:10:49.120 nice stream psych nigga what the is this chopped tranny doing here why is she wearing african tribe 1.00

00:10:58.240 clothing jesus be honest no no i don't know what your type is exactly 0.98

00:11:09.920 like huh huh tts so loud sorry about that um i didn't hear the the tts all right run run back

00:11:20.400 to the tts that's not your type what the dude we're struggling just search we're not struggling

00:11:27.360 guys you're just showing me photos of guys that are not attractive i don't know brutal um let's see

00:11:33.840 properties 0.99

00:11:35.520 oh gee bitch just tipped two dollars hi clav this is a nice stream sub nigga what the 1.00

00:11:44.400 fuck is this chopped tranny whore doing here why is she wearing african tribe clothing jesus 1.00

00:11:53.600 yeah you are uh african tribe maxing right now pretty hard he realized he's not built for the 1.00

00:12:00.400 dude i couldn't believe how brutal the uh stream went last night that was that 0.98

00:12:06.400 shit was garbage wait what do they say scroll up where this in october it's like my macros all 0.97

00:12:12.720 gonna change yeah you do need to find hobbies i do have hobbies what are your hobbies you don't do 1.00

00:12:18.320 anything except stream yeah okay like what well i'm uh autist loser you're a girl in miami you're 0.98

00:12:24.960 supposed to be doing normal shit sounds like you need a hobby no you're weighing out your food on 0.98

00:12:29.360 macros so why don't you do it like all the rest of the grills where they just do aluminium just tipped 0.98

00:12:34.320 two dollars jesus christ this chick probably has the best recoil ever clav this is a must rip on back 1.00

00:12:41.680 shots tonight hopefully she's not a blacked ran down whore i was giving you uh props for that they were 1.00

00:12:49.280 giving you a oh i didn't hear what they said they're being nice and i don't know so they were i was 0.99

00:12:53.200 giving you a high five and i try to high five you back don't gotta be all weird about that okay send a

00:12:57.920 link fix audio jeremy meeks all right i don't know it's so funny they're all hating but they're sitting

00:13:05.920 in the room watching this well yeah but that's like most people on the internet hate so true like

00:13:14.160 i wonder is sushi's subreddit still operational let's see if it's still a thing r slash

00:13:22.720 sushi you guys are friends right yeah

00:13:30.400 i'm pretty sure this is the the biggest hating subreddit of all time is this true mic too low

00:13:37.680 stop telling me about the the audio quality being bad show her zirka i have no idea yes oh sushi's um

00:13:46.480 stuff isn't all about hating anymore in 2022 when this first started this was like the biggest hating 0.98

00:13:53.120 fucking um shit of all time so i don't know 0.98

00:13:59.120 do you have mince yeah 1.00

00:14:06.000 yeah that fucked up my breath a little bit

00:14:09.680 oh do i have mince no

00:14:13.680 why why not

00:14:15.920 i just i just don't really don't want to masseter max anymore yeah let's see

00:14:24.960 steak holy beard oh yeah for real w beard w beard the androgenic should i show her the androgenic clip

00:14:36.240 andro genic wig look at this clip this is one of my friends 0.98

00:14:41.360 i set me up oh wait fuck hold on where's the original clip 0.99

00:15:01.440 oh my god that's so funny what would you do if this happened to you i would kill myself not actually 1.00

00:15:07.040 you would kill yourself no i would just be really embarrassed 1.00

00:15:11.520 no it's real all right uh yeah that would probably be the most brutal thing of all time 0.99

00:15:16.720 do you have that a hair system no dude i don't have a hair system

00:15:20.880 i take my minoxidil i take my dutaster and all of that

00:15:24.240 shit she'd rope max holy audio refresh calm 0.97

00:15:28.400 yeah no that's like probably one of the most brutal things that could happen to you getting caught with that 0.97

00:15:32.960 so let me see it it's a little bit loud no i like it i think it's unique i don't know what is it

00:15:43.920 supposed to signify symbolize i'm not sure i just saw it it's just like it's just yeah it just speaks

00:15:51.520 to me what does it mean i don't really know it just spoke to me i saw it i was like i need to have 0.97

00:15:56.400 that case so yeah um what's up with the setup upstairs is mia why is she what is this shit 0.99

00:16:05.440 you guys recognize this setup there's another stream going on upstairs isn't that crazy 0.97

00:16:12.640 this is the stream house right now oh yeah i know mia what's your last one right yeah something like

00:16:17.040 that is tts on it should be on i don't know it should be working guys what the hell is tts

00:16:23.040 it's text to speech where they donate and it blasts through the speaker oh that's what the tts is

00:16:28.400 yes bro gave up his stream room i like to be down here because the other room up there is so

00:16:34.400 jerky my pp again just tipped two dollars is this that girl from the other night 0.99

00:16:40.320 owes me a new ipad because i got sticky nut all in the cracks and buttons and it doesn't work

00:16:46.080 anymore oh my god that's really bad what the is that that's crazy all right what's in the what's

00:16:56.320 in this thing communities so you should download twitter you should keep up to date with this

00:17:01.920 it's you should it's clav quavicular six nine four two zero just tipped two dollars hey clav i hope 0.61

00:17:13.520 cheeser crashes and the top of his head splits open

00:17:18.480 you only got very bad probably you know when i have someone say a guy asked for my instagram and then

00:17:25.360 he didn't follow me just get me you know his excuse was i don't um i don't run my account i actually

00:17:32.400 don't but like i actually don't okay but you use your account don't you i yeah i use it but like look i

00:17:39.600 can't even find it if i were to look there's like a million followers after probably chopped 1.00

00:17:46.640 whore just tipped two dollars this is a pure example of an entitled white her pussy is probably 1.00

00:17:53.440 whiter than central park honestly just the out of her yeah that's just not there whoa 1.00

00:18:02.080 exactly exactly yeah so no i can't find it he's dating a what me

00:18:09.360 all right come on guys stop talking she's brazilian not wife not white uh indian 0.86

00:18:16.960 it team crazy very uh very disrespectful chat 0.99

Clavicular - February 25, 2026

I Brought My New Girlfriend HOME!

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