I Brought My New Girlfriend HOME!
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Summary
On this episode of the Clav's Podcast, Clav and Clav are joined by his good friend and Twitch streamer, Brock. The guys talk about a variety of topics and topics related to the world of Twitch, including: 1. How to protect a girl from a jealous friend, 2. Should you go to the bathroom before you have sex with a girl? 3. Is it better to have sex in the kitchen or in the living room? 4. What do you think of frozen yogurt?
Transcript
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i've been preaching this for a while but if you edge yourself before you're with a girl
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it makes your testosterone levels go up it makes your test levels go up
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and you're good test levels up all right i'm good to go i'm ready to go i'm dialed in but
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i gotta tuck it in should i do the mangina should i do the waistband all right i'm gonna do the
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i'm gonna do the mangina i'm gonna tuck it down all right so now i'm dialed in i'm ready to go
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all right look they're gonna call me yeah you can send her up
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yep oh all right now i'm actually ready to go i'm dialed in so so hard
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hopefully i get the the kirk under the desk later yeah in the finish you just press on it
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turn the mic what do you mean turn the mic towards me turn up the mic
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you press on the that yeah press it there press it hard
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now the other one you pull you pull that one open
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zoom in she belongs in the kitchen oh my god bro what the that's that's crazy
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oh my myron the fit my fit's pretty pretty shit i'm not gonna lie what on stream
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crazy bro crazy as fuck i can't believe this shit uh i'm gonna check out what the the comm is is
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bullshit yeah okay i could do that like protein powder
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hmm more meat pause i should do chicken though yeah what a segment heating frozen yogurt for five minutes
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dude i don't know what i never even i didn't even expect to go
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get ice cream i i was supposed to do a stream with larry we're just doing this um
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and i was down to try it out i'm going in the back
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no you can hug it you gotta protect her bro hold on a second shouldn't she be on my back
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what do you think about horses you gotta protect her i had this envision complete dogs
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i like pigs better pigs better yeah baby pigs i think they're all kind of fat
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at some point all right clav fuck you really different oh we talked about this we can't hear
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tell just start cooking something she's what if he had something in his fruit
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she's a lot better without her jealous friend yeah i was gonna say yeah i think maybe she's jealous
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platform jesus what what a bunch of useless garbage yeah yeah we're saying timepiece trading
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recharge move put the hood back on i don't know it looks a little silly
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want to check this one out wait brock you're the one who sent me
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i'm not a bodybuilder i haven't done my first show yet you will be oh wait no no i know oh wait the chat
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wants you to rate people um so we're gonna go through some people okay so what do you
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what do you rate one through ten not my type not your type all right if what did you say it no i
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said if it's a bad like if i give a battery it's just because they're not my type oh okay okay yeah i
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don't want to be i think i think i thought you just said um it i was gonna say i did not say i
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was gonna say i was gonna say um all right no no that's the demon he's outside tonight is he yeah
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you have fun outside all right stay there i don't know why the i have to figure out the the noise
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suppression um wait filters i'll turn it off yeah it says mike low i'll turn the the noise suppression off
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all right all right i just turned it off is that better yes or no hello hello hello hello hello
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is that better i turned off noise suppression volume is good enough um volume's good enough yeah tt
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okay i just made it a little better all right next oh no not your type no oof okay um
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not my type not bad looking just not my type okay okay okay let's see wolfies what's good
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not my type they're saying that the mic is too quiet brock what the is going on
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why did it just like stop working wasn't it working before i turned off the filter uh i have no
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idea how to fix that though boys she's racist i'm not that's just not my type
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what is this oh what's my i don't really have a pipe all right i've gone for like a bar i didn't
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different guys which i wouldn't go for right huh right right not bad look he's not my type no it's
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because he's jewish ban her from vendome all right let's see no marky no you don't think sorry no
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that's uh that's uh that's big papa right there big papa indeed what about this guy no not my type oh
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that i know that girl she looks similar i think she's the best i carly from i carly ask if larry is
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her type larry wheels oh citrus citrus um was just here before in the chat all right
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add maddie no jeez i think you might be a lesbian no no there's the guy okay break that okay okay okay
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no none of those no no at least people are like not guys come on not even give me some foreign i need
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something foreign this is foreign this is the big eddie from uh from australia no i don't like it
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next do you think he mogsy or yes or no no no no no oh i don't know um definitely a lesbian i just
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gave her like 20 different options but they're they're all not good looking the big eddie uh okay
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let's see why did you like that you're so mean i didn't mean to that was my mod on eddie desk um
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is it mm-hmm i'm telling you she kind of looks like brett cooper when she's smiling oh yeah brett
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brett cooper she's cute yeah i don't see how we look alike but she's been trying to uh
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make it happen with me for a little while but i told her i'm like brett you gotta relax
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what do you make it happen like she flew all the way to new york um to see me for fashion show but
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she's married isn't that crazy oh she left her husband behind i don't know okay guys show me more
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men all right let's see show me more men um who's how do i get in band in the chat did he lose his
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verification on twitter oh yeah i stopped paying for x i stopped paying for x okay guys why did i get
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arrested yeah um i allegedly had adderall in my pocket allegedly okay and i allegedly had a fake id
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so i um i didn't i didn't know i didn't because they they didn't charge me but that's what they
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allegedly said that i did so i don't know what uh what was going on with that one it was a little bit
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silly monkey show bradley yeah do you know bradley martin i don't know bradley martin all right
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how do you not know any of these fitness people the og bitch just tipped two dollars hi clav this is a
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nice stream psych nigga what the is this chopped tranny doing here why is she wearing african tribe
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clothing jesus be honest no no i don't know what your type is exactly
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like huh huh tts so loud sorry about that um i didn't hear the the tts all right run run back
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to the tts that's not your type what the dude we're struggling just search we're not struggling
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guys you're just showing me photos of guys that are not attractive i don't know brutal um let's see
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oh gee bitch just tipped two dollars hi clav this is a nice stream sub nigga what the
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fuck is this chopped tranny whore doing here why is she wearing african tribe clothing jesus
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yeah you are uh african tribe maxing right now pretty hard he realized he's not built for the
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dude i couldn't believe how brutal the uh stream went last night that was that
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shit was garbage wait what do they say scroll up where this in october it's like my macros all
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gonna change yeah you do need to find hobbies i do have hobbies what are your hobbies you don't do
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anything except stream yeah okay like what well i'm uh autist loser you're a girl in miami you're
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supposed to be doing normal shit sounds like you need a hobby no you're weighing out your food on
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macros so why don't you do it like all the rest of the grills where they just do aluminium just tipped
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two dollars jesus christ this chick probably has the best recoil ever clav this is a must rip on back
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shots tonight hopefully she's not a blacked ran down whore i was giving you uh props for that they were
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giving you a oh i didn't hear what they said they're being nice and i don't know so they were i was
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giving you a high five and i try to high five you back don't gotta be all weird about that okay send a
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link fix audio jeremy meeks all right i don't know it's so funny they're all hating but they're sitting
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in the room watching this well yeah but that's like most people on the internet hate so true like
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i wonder is sushi's subreddit still operational let's see if it's still a thing r slash
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i'm pretty sure this is the the biggest hating subreddit of all time is this true mic too low
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stop telling me about the the audio quality being bad show her zirka i have no idea yes oh sushi's um
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stuff isn't all about hating anymore in 2022 when this first started this was like the biggest hating
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i just i just don't really don't want to masseter max anymore yeah let's see
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steak holy beard oh yeah for real w beard w beard the androgenic should i show her the androgenic clip
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andro genic wig look at this clip this is one of my friends
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i set me up oh wait fuck hold on where's the original clip
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oh my god that's so funny what would you do if this happened to you i would kill myself not actually
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you would kill yourself no i would just be really embarrassed
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no it's real all right uh yeah that would probably be the most brutal thing of all time
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do you have that a hair system no dude i don't have a hair system
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i take my minoxidil i take my dutaster and all of that
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yeah no that's like probably one of the most brutal things that could happen to you getting caught with that
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so let me see it it's a little bit loud no i like it i think it's unique i don't know what is it
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supposed to signify symbolize i'm not sure i just saw it it's just like it's just yeah it just speaks
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to me what does it mean i don't really know it just spoke to me i saw it i was like i need to have
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that case so yeah um what's up with the setup upstairs is mia why is she what is this shit
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you guys recognize this setup there's another stream going on upstairs isn't that crazy
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this is the stream house right now oh yeah i know mia what's your last one right yeah something like
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that is tts on it should be on i don't know it should be working guys what the hell is tts
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it's text to speech where they donate and it blasts through the speaker oh that's what the tts is
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yes bro gave up his stream room i like to be down here because the other room up there is so
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jerky my pp again just tipped two dollars is this that girl from the other night
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owes me a new ipad because i got sticky nut all in the cracks and buttons and it doesn't work
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anymore oh my god that's really bad what the is that that's crazy all right what's in the what's
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in this thing communities so you should download twitter you should keep up to date with this
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it's you should it's clav quavicular six nine four two zero just tipped two dollars hey clav i hope
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cheeser crashes and the top of his head splits open
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you only got very bad probably you know when i have someone say a guy asked for my instagram and then
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he didn't follow me just get me you know his excuse was i don't um i don't run my account i actually
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don't but like i actually don't okay but you use your account don't you i yeah i use it but like look i
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can't even find it if i were to look there's like a million followers after probably chopped
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whore just tipped two dollars this is a pure example of an entitled white her pussy is probably
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whiter than central park honestly just the out of her yeah that's just not there whoa
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exactly exactly yeah so no i can't find it he's dating a what me
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all right come on guys stop talking she's brazilian not wife not white uh indian