Clavicular - March 05, 2026


Clavicular Meets Sakura At The Club


Episode Stats

Length

14 minutes

Words per Minute

90.12159

Word Count

1,349

Sentence Count

229

Misogynist Sentences

11

Hate Speech Sentences

8


Summary

This week, we have a guest on the pod, Drago! We talk about his trip to Japan, his relationship with his ex-girlfriend, and how he's dealing with the aftermath of a night out with friends.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Are you Jason the Ween's ex-girlfriend?
00:00:03.460 I'm not.
00:00:04.620 What?
00:00:06.180 Bro, did you f***ing call me?
00:00:08.460 Bro, I'm the same girl.
00:00:10.640 I'm the same girl, but people keep sniffing me.
00:00:15.360 That's me. They're talking about me.
00:00:18.160 I was here last night.
00:00:20.140 They're talking about me.
00:00:27.280 You're crying? You were what?
00:00:29.040 You kept saying I was Jatura.
00:00:31.540 Huh?
00:00:32.360 When you were a Jatura on the same,
00:00:36.540 people kept sniffing me and saying,
00:00:39.160 oh my god, you guys are racist.
00:00:41.080 Never do you even look, but like...
00:00:42.900 That's what he told me. I don't know.
00:00:45.260 Oh, no. I'm not saying there's a problem.
00:00:47.260 I think it's funny.
00:00:48.660 People are standing that because they think it's me.
00:00:52.860 I don't even know.
00:00:54.780 They know it's not me.
00:00:56.120 Well, anyway, it was nice to meet you.
00:00:57.660 Sorry for the confusion.
00:00:59.240 I genuinely didn't know.
00:01:00.320 No, no.
00:01:00.820 I just thought it was good.
00:01:01.780 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:01:02.360 How are you doing?
00:01:04.120 Doing good.
00:01:04.860 Just having a good night.
00:01:05.880 Good.
00:01:06.800 All right, let's see.
00:01:07.580 Did you get here?
00:01:09.060 Like an hour ago or so.
00:01:11.280 This is crazy.
00:01:13.500 This is scary.
00:01:14.780 This is like a zombie invasion, you know?
00:01:20.840 Oh, my friend Drago wants you.
00:01:23.760 What do you think of him?
00:01:31.000 I like that one.
00:01:34.320 I don't know.
00:01:35.380 I didn't see this.
00:01:36.480 Oh.
00:01:39.220 Oh, she's never been over.
00:01:43.800 I love her.
00:01:44.800 I love her.
00:01:45.920 She was like, yo, the lady's a dog.
00:01:48.760 Oh, it's not going to be over.
00:01:50.100 She might need the Adderall.
00:02:17.440 You're standing there like a retard.
00:02:25.460 I always look like that.
00:02:27.300 I said, I always look like that.
00:02:29.240 Why?
00:02:29.600 Like this?
00:02:31.560 That's one.
00:02:32.240 Who's to know?
00:02:34.440 Not like that.
00:02:35.900 I need like a shot or two.
00:02:37.360 What?
00:02:37.680 I need a shot or two, I think.
00:02:39.320 Yeah, they got to get a bottle.
00:02:40.560 Or I got a bottle.
00:02:42.440 I think.
00:02:43.740 Oh, there's jumping.
00:02:44.440 Oh, my God.
00:02:46.760 Oh, there's nothing.
00:02:54.580 I think it's going to be a lie.
00:03:05.380 Right.
00:03:05.820 Hold.
00:03:06.160 Yeah, I saw.
00:03:07.060 Directs.
00:03:07.460 I can't go.
00:03:08.860 I can't go.
00:03:09.460 Yeah.
00:03:10.240 Yeah.
00:03:10.500 Yeah.
00:03:11.240 Right.
00:03:11.800 Right.
00:03:13.160 ่…นใ™ใ”ใ„.
00:03:13.680 Right.
00:03:14.260 Right.
00:03:15.300 Right.
00:03:15.760 That's what the Akikama says.
00:03:45.760 Alright, alright, alright. I'd say after the bottle, we go back on the street.
00:04:09.760 After the bottle, I don't know if you want to hold on.
00:04:24.760 No, no, just be a minute.
00:04:28.760 I got him signed and everything, so I need to wait for him.
00:04:32.760 Is Drago coming?
00:04:34.760 Is Drago coming? I might be, I don't know.
00:04:37.760 If he comes, I'll talk to him. I didn't get to talk to him at all yesterday.
00:04:44.760 How old are you?
00:04:47.760 I'm 21.
00:04:48.760 21? Okay.
00:04:50.760 You can always come back, because I leave my room and you can come back with us.
00:04:56.760 I'll think about it. I'll think about it. I feel bad. I'm here with my friends and they scream.
00:05:03.760 Hey, they can come too. Who gives a fuck?
00:05:05.760 They can come too.
00:05:07.760 I'm with two guys.
00:05:09.760 You're with two guys?
00:05:11.760 No.
00:05:12.760 I'm screaming. I'm screaming with them. It's not wrong.
00:05:15.760 Why are you screaming with them?
00:05:17.760 That's what I've been screaming with. It helped me out a lot.
00:05:23.760 What's even the point of that?
00:05:26.760 I'm gone.
00:05:27.760 What?
00:05:28.760 I started getting red heels from it. Like, I've heard it through it. Like, a bunch of videos of me went viral.
00:05:33.760 But there's no one even watching that stream. I'm looking at the chat on his phone, and there's genuinely not one person watching.
00:05:41.760 Are you watching yours?
00:05:43.760 My stream?
00:05:44.760 Yeah.
00:05:45.760 Yeah, you can watch my stream, for sure.
00:05:47.760 I know. I know your stream does.
00:05:49.760 Yeah, so, let's see what's going on.
00:05:51.760 Yeah, she's hot. Yeah, LMFAO.
00:05:54.760 Yeah.
00:05:55.760 So, there's actually people watching my stream, so it's like, it makes sense, but...
00:06:00.760 I know.
00:06:01.760 There's genuinely not one person watching a stream.
00:06:03.760 I know, but you know what I mean? I can't push up on my day one.
00:06:07.760 I wouldn't be here right now without us.
00:06:10.760 No, I can't do it.
00:06:13.760 No, you got it wrong. They wouldn't be here without you, because no one is watching the stream.
00:06:18.760 So...
00:06:19.760 No, listen, okay?
00:06:20.760 What?
00:06:21.760 If not tonight, I'll come back at different times.
00:06:24.760 Well, you worked that out with Drago.
00:06:26.760 What?
00:06:27.760 With Drago.
00:06:28.760 With Drago.
00:06:29.760 Who's in the first time?
00:06:31.760 No, I'm in the first time.
00:06:32.760 Alright, let's see, back.
00:06:33.760 Drago, better hurry up.
00:06:36.760 Can I ask tonight, or at a different time?
00:06:38.760 Yeah, you gotta switch up on your loser friend, though.
00:06:42.760 And come hang out with Drago.
00:06:45.760 He started streaming two weeks ago.
00:06:48.760 He's already getting 1,000 people.
00:06:51.760 Right?
00:06:52.760 Yeah, just switch up on your friends.
00:06:54.760 Fuck them.
00:06:55.760 They're not doing shit for you.
00:06:59.760 So come back with us and tell them he's in.
00:07:03.760 Walk out with you in a back.
00:07:05.760 Okay?
00:07:06.760 Bow.
00:07:07.760 Bow.
00:07:08.760 Bow.
00:07:09.260 Bow.
00:07:09.760 Bow.
00:07:10.260 Bow.
00:07:11.760 Bow.
00:07:12.760 Bow.
00:07:13.760 Bow.
00:07:14.780 explanation plays
00:07:15.760 Bow.
00:07:16.760 Bow.
00:07:17.760 oku.
00:07:18.760 ์ถ”quacy.
00:07:26.760 If you use the restroom, I told you, you shouldn't fit outside, you shouldn't fit outside, alright well, we're just getting a sign and then we're leaving anyway, if you want to wait.
00:07:56.760 Yeah, we're mugging. Who mugged? Drago pull up on K. Yeah, Drago better pull up, K. Bang. W Wigman? Yeah, exactly. Yeah, we got to tell them.
00:08:13.760 Cool. Alright, uh, I don't know where our, like, you know if that model is coming? Yeah, yours is coming right now.
00:08:32.760 Hell yeah!
00:08:55.760 Love you, Cap.
00:08:56.760 Hey, hey, hey, hey!
00:08:58.760 One more, yeah, one more, yeah?
00:09:00.760 One more, yeah, one more, yeah?
00:09:02.760 One more, yeah, you like the school?
00:09:04.760 Let's get here on the side one more.
00:09:26.760 One more, yeah, you like the school?
00:09:28.760 One more, yeah, you like the school?
00:09:30.760 One more, yeah.
00:09:32.760 Someone said word, daddy.
00:09:34.760 Go, go, go.
00:09:56.760 Holy testers. Yeah, I know.
00:10:01.000 Drago on the way. Stay.
00:10:03.020 He's actually coming.
00:10:04.740 Are you sure he's coming?
00:10:08.920 There's no way.
00:10:11.220 Alright, get back on the K.
00:10:12.560 Asian bitch with fire.
00:10:15.220 I am officer.
00:10:17.120 Glasses, dude.
00:10:17.900 I want the glasses.
00:10:26.760 What do you guys rate her?
00:10:45.720 House party with boys?
00:10:46.780 I know.
00:10:52.780 Wait, who's the dude that got slapped?
00:10:55.040 Who's the dude that got slapped yesterday?
00:10:58.120 What do you mean?
00:10:59.420 Six?
00:11:00.900 Seven?
00:11:02.920 Four up arms?
00:11:06.100 That's good.
00:11:08.360 Maya.
00:11:10.720 Maya gets railed by every streamer?
00:11:13.380 Yeah, no shit.
00:11:15.680 Yeah, you're right on that.
00:11:18.720 That'll be so.
00:11:19.600 All right, tell me what to do.
00:11:29.040 Black air, boy, mine.
00:11:33.740 We don't need that.
00:11:37.860 We don't need that, man.
00:11:39.060 Did you need that?
00:11:39.740 Yeah, I know.
00:11:41.280 Dance back.
00:11:42.080 I am dance practicing.
00:11:44.120 Some of you, get your air clips.
00:11:46.580 God activated.
00:11:49.440 All right, 6.7 and 4.1.
00:11:53.120 She has to piss.
00:11:55.000 I know, I have to miss too.
00:11:56.500 Again.
00:11:57.860 But I'm waiting for my bottle.
00:11:59.920 I'm just gonna hit this.
00:12:10.040 Those pads, I don't know if you can see them
00:12:12.780 inside of your pegs.
00:12:13.860 I'm not, like, saying anything bad enough.
00:12:16.520 People are saving our time.
00:12:18.200 Huh?
00:12:18.680 People are saving our time.
00:12:20.460 Saying that people are saving yours.
00:12:22.420 Saying that I'm talking shit.
00:12:23.920 I don't really give a fuck.
00:12:24.960 I know, I don't want to let you know what you're doing.
00:12:33.500 Like, bro, I don't really give a fuck.
00:12:35.700 Speak up.
00:12:36.800 Boom.
00:12:38.000 Hey.
00:12:40.040 Asian has no...
00:12:41.120 I don't, yeah, I know.
00:12:41.860 Only white women.
00:12:43.280 Only white women for me.
00:12:44.640 Bang.
00:12:45.300 You know what I mean?
00:12:47.420 All right.
00:12:47.940 Only white women.
00:12:49.660 Bigger.
00:12:50.980 What?
00:12:53.560 Easy?
00:12:54.280 Yeah, no kidding.
00:13:08.320 Yeah, only white women.
00:13:09.900 I don't know.
00:13:14.580 All right.
00:13:17.320 ende Sempre.
00:13:19.520 Paying that money.
00:13:20.020 What?
00:13:24.240 I didn't.
00:13:24.480 Let's go.
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