Clavicular - March 07, 2026


Clavicular Gives LOOKSMAXXING Advice To His Fans

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26 minutes

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4,497

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Misogyny

5

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23

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In this episode, I had the pleasure of sitting down with a good friend of mine, Clavav, to discuss a wide range of topics such as: 1. How to improve your looks, 2. The dangers of steroids, 3. 4. What is a good age to hop on roids, 5. How old is too young to get into the security industry, 6. What s the best age to get started in a career as a bouncer, 7. The craziest thing he has ever done, 8. His craziest job experience, 9. How he got in trouble with the law, 10. What he s up to now, 11. His crazy job stories, 12. 13. He s in prison, 14. 15.

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00:00:00.000 do you have any general haircut advice anything overall or specific for for me so general haircut
00:00:06.400 advice is you have to look at the total facial width to height ratio and you know make an
00:00:12.640 assessment on what needs to be done from there hairstyle is going to you know differ person to
00:00:17.600 person based on your hair type what you can get away with but the principle to keep in mind is
00:00:22.880 if you've got a shorter face you want to add more volume to the top while keeping the sides tapered
00:00:27.440 in and if you've got a longer face like adam driver he has the long hair that protrudes from the sides
00:00:33.920 and he's able to fix his uh total facial width height ratios perception not necessarily the
00:00:39.440 bones themselves so that's how i would go about it so i mean just specifically any anything well i i
00:00:48.080 just gave you the principle okay okay yeah i'm not sure i thought but i appreciate it what do you
00:00:54.480 think is a good age to hop on roids um that's gonna want the good age top on roids is when you
00:01:02.800 have sufficient knowledge to actually run these things without severe consequences for your health
00:01:09.520 and your looks right so at certain ages or for certain people that's going to be different you
00:01:14.960 know if you start researching um steroids at 21 years old you're not going to realistically be ready
00:01:20.880 to do that uh for a good couple of years but if you start researching a little bit earlier
00:01:26.160 um then that's going to be the case unless you're under careful supervision or you've done extensive
00:01:31.120 research it's not a good idea to do steroids right because you're going to wind up luxmaning yourself
00:01:36.320 all right all right thank you bro have a good one yep and so i want to ask um i'm getting a look
00:01:41.440 for one upper osteotomy on friday bro what do you reckon of like the looks you reckon it'll
00:01:46.720 be a good improvement i think so i think there's not a lot of support in your midface um unfortunately
00:01:54.800 the lafort one's not going to address some of the recession in the upper maxilla causing those dark
00:01:59.760 circles but it'll certainly be a good start it will be an ascension i think in the future orbital
00:02:05.840 implants will probably be required for you to fully ascend but uh as well as an obo yeah um so but that's
00:02:12.960 a good place to start out so i think you'll do well anyway um sorry um so with that surgery one
00:02:19.520 question go one it's one question go i'm sorry brother all right i appreciate it thank you bro all
00:02:27.520 what was what's your uh craziest story about um when you did security like when you were a bouncer
00:02:34.560 um my craziest story um i wasn't actually um in the building when this happened but this happened
00:02:43.600 where i worked was there was a bachelorette party that came in um in 2023 and the the bride came in 1.00
00:02:53.440 in her wedding dress and one of the bouncers that worked at the same restaurant as me uh walked into 0.95
00:03:00.400 the bathroom to clean uh blood or something and she saw the bride in her wedding dress giving a blow 1.00
00:03:07.600 job to a random person oh yeah that was uh that was one of the more wild ones um oh you know 0.96
00:03:18.560 that's crazy all right man yeah keep up the good work you're going crazy indeed indeed what's up uh
00:03:26.320 what's up man um good looking man i've been following you for a long time i just want to
00:03:32.160 know is the only thing i can do about my receding hairline the hair transplant i'm already on dht bloggers
00:03:39.440 and minoxidil so what would your advice be and i can show it if you want to are you in jail 0.74
00:03:47.280 no i'm in denmark oh shit i mean it looks like you're in prison right now the lighting 0.99
00:03:52.000 no it's just i'm i'm too black for your for everybody's liking oh okay so you're just white 0.99
00:03:59.840 maxing understandable um okay well you you could certainly do um you could do derma stamping that's 0.94
00:04:06.480 a good way you know and that's been proven to work but it's likely that you're just going to need
00:04:11.440 a hair transplant there's no beating around the bush it's not that expensive it's about like 5 000 usd
00:04:17.200 to get a hair transplant so i would just do it and just get it over with can i show the norwood
00:04:23.360 yeah if you want to if you agree with clav's message and you're serious about improving your
00:04:28.480 look you guys are going to want to check out clav's community on school once you're inside
00:04:32.320 you get access to over a hundred courses on looks maxing pharmacology nootropics and social skills
00:04:38.480 plus you get weekly calls with clav to get feedback and guidance in real time so if you guys
00:04:42.960 want the absolute best information on looking better and access to a community of people who
00:04:47.280 want to improve their look you guys are going to want to check this one out oh dude geez oh bro he
00:04:55.040 he wanted to show it i didn't ask him i didn't ask him you caught me off guard there i thought we were
00:05:00.160 gonna see like a one you know norwood one norwood two geez you're yeah that thing is running away from
00:05:05.600 you man things running like usain bolt but i'll take your advice man thank you man you're a good
00:05:12.720 guy thank you the reason why i started becoming bodybuilder man you're a good man thank you brother
00:05:18.080 you too yeah anyway take care have a good day you too how do you feel about uh looks maxing going uh
00:05:24.480 increasingly mainstream um i think it's kind of opening up pandora's box a little bit but i'm an
00:05:31.360 accelerationist so wherever this is going to take us i'm here for it right i couldn't give you an
00:05:37.760 exact prediction on how that's going to go i think it's going to create turmoil between the different
00:05:43.520 classes uh in terms of looks and how that's going to manifest whether it be oh okay well i guess he
00:05:51.840 already went whether that manifests in in terms of you know people being extremely um jealous of better
00:06:00.560 looking people who who knows but it'll certainly cause society to change yo what's up
00:06:08.240 up how you doing man good how are you what do you think about calisthenics you think it's w uh
00:06:14.960 no not necessarily just not adequate stimulus for hypertrophy is good yep good physique yep yeah
00:06:24.800 like i can do it has that push-up right now and show you some cool moves sure let's see yeah let's see
00:06:44.480 well i was gonna say you know maybe calisthenics could be like a cool party trick but i feel like
00:06:55.040 if you did that someone would probably pick you up and throw you out the window you know what i mean
00:06:59.680 so uh calisthenics i would certainly say is an l but i like the xqc voice that's uh that's pretty oh
00:07:06.480 is that what you were saying xcc voice xcc voice yeah that's what's up but uh anyway take care of
00:07:13.040 yourself brother peace see you man what's up holy man there's no way i'm actually talking to you right
00:07:19.040 now yeah that's how i feel sometimes yeah i'm actually watching the stream uh fire yeah man i just
00:07:26.800 wanted to ask you what can i what can i do to myself to like uh ascend like truly i need your honest
00:07:33.440 opinion orbital implants and bimax wait say that one more time for me i would just get a double jaw 0.94
00:07:40.960 surgery with implants and like you think that's all i need right there i think that's a good place to
00:07:47.280 start okay okay and uh i don't know if this counts as like a second question but then what after that
00:07:55.120 that is a second question yeah that's a sec i'm sorry we're just doing quick ones but anyway um
00:08:00.800 take care of yourself hey clap hi grayden turn your camera on do i have to yep can i just ask can
00:08:08.320 i see you in belgium when you come to europe can you see in belgium see what can i see you um i don't
00:08:16.640 know i haven't decided on uh on the viewership but probably not so you're not coming to brussels well i
00:08:23.920 might be coming to brussels but i don't know why you would assume that would involve you i don't know
00:08:28.480 if women are allowed to uh come oh women are but not um you know women who aren't good looking so brutal 1.00
00:08:36.000 okay what's up hey do you see me yep i see you okay hi um i heard you last time but my camera wasn't on
00:08:48.640 so now it's on okay yep um so i had to do a tour in uh brussels so i can see you maybe okay but not
00:09:00.320 private but like i want to see you in the event but i don't know oh oh yeah yeah yeah yeah yeah we can
00:09:05.520 work that out yeah maybe i i think we could do that okay that's great i have a friend of mine is also a
00:09:11.920 big fan so i would be happy thank you okay okay sounds good no worries all right peace can you see
00:09:19.520 me yeah i can see you oh no you can't see me it just went away just leave your camera oh all right
00:09:24.880 there you go yeah all good all good what's up okay hi i love your content by the way thank you
00:09:30.880 you love my content yes that's good usually it's usually only only men usually tend to like my content but
00:09:38.000 i have dark humor i love dark humor so i i totally get it fair enough but my one question was do you
00:09:46.080 think you could lose your black belt to me or like would you be open to that i'm i'm open to whatever
00:09:52.400 you know what i mean we could get into it that's for sure awesome sounds good well when if you're ever
00:09:58.400 in la i'll dm you i'm i think i'm gonna be in la soon you know i will for sure dm you then how old are you
00:10:08.880 i'm 26 26 could be my grandma jesus christ can i at least get my black belt to a check that's like
00:10:16.880 within a year or two of my age holy i don't look 26 though do i what how many bodies you got
00:10:26.720 um i have a few i'm not gonna count i have a few do you have a kid do i hear a kid in the background
00:10:33.600 yeah i i do i have a son yeah you have a son how old's your son
00:10:44.480 your son your son is not even that much younger than me wow that's crazy are you a single mom 1.00
00:10:53.680 are you a single mom i am i'm a full-time single mom
00:10:57.200 mom's hmm so uh how are we gonna make it work then are we gonna have to get like a babysitter
00:11:01.760 or something i i have that figured out yeah i have fam to like watch my son if i want to go
00:11:08.080 do you that's not a problem do you need me to take care of your kid is that what is that what uh
00:11:13.360 i'm getting into huh no not at all i've been doing it on my own you know so not at all huh i don't
00:11:22.320 know i don't know well if you're good on the sticks which it sounds like it you got a couple
00:11:27.680 bodies is it over or under 50 be honest all right all right all right all right definitely not losing
00:11:39.760 our black belts are we wouldn't even feel her i i swear to god i swear to god you would just feel air
00:11:44.640 uh my question is would your would you consider your fans corn balls yes yes yeah that's what i heard
00:11:52.640 why why do you think that why do i think that i think my fans um just are kind of
00:12:01.120 new to the whole idea of looks maxing so they get overly excited about it sometimes um and really
00:12:08.320 aren't that objective they just think it's like a big funny like tech talk joke i think is the problem
00:12:12.960 when it's like a very serious concept right and the way that i i talk about it and the way that i like
00:12:19.280 to you know kind of spread like black-pilled ideology is in a serious light like self-improvement
00:12:26.320 context like this could be life-changing stuff if you actually are dedicating yourself so when people 0.97
00:12:31.440 make a big mockery of my ideology by saying stupid like um can you rate me can you rate me like uh 0.85
00:12:39.200 like that it kind of just discredits um all the importance of what we're talking about here 1.00
00:12:44.720 yeah clef yep so why are you so smart today bro why am i so smart today yeah you've been talking
00:12:53.840 like a philosopher thank you i'm just uh i haven't had anything to drink so this is uh me in my sober
00:12:59.360 state you guys should uh should be lucky to hear this you know so clav how you doing how's it going
00:13:05.760 brother good to talk to you good i'm a big fan you know i've been browsing the the forums for a long
00:13:11.600 time used to be on lookism.net oh yeah so been fun for a minute bro it's good to see you uh succeed
00:13:17.680 these days fire thank you so much man appreciate it for sure for sure but i do got an issue bro like
00:13:24.560 to be honest with you yep i'm five foot two are you bully that manlet on stream when he was trying
00:13:29.680 to talk to your girlfriend so my question bro is like what the and those lips my brother
00:13:35.680 uh you know so all right very funny very funny i guess man next time you do a hit of meth you know
00:13:41.440 i'll be there i'll be there and uh then we'll see uh we'll see who's up we'll see who's up
00:13:46.160 methed out manlet uh olympics i think that's a good idea that's a good good stream idea
00:13:51.680 what's up brother what's up bro can you hear me yeah how old are you about 12
00:13:57.440 uh no i'm uh i'm 14. okay that's what's up so uh what's your question
00:14:07.440 you really changed my life um i i i got better looking and then i cracked a girl
00:14:13.600 and i just wanted to thank you so much class uh you're you're a really good person 0.69
00:14:19.920 and uh if you have a good day okay jack can we kick this guy can we kick him mods kick this guy 0.73
00:14:32.480 please have a good day class um i had a question not right due to ascend it's what surgery should i 0.89
00:14:43.040 get genio or rhino here's my side profile turn a little bit left no no more i can't really see
00:14:53.680 um i would probably say that the lower third needs to be addressed
00:14:58.640 a genio or double jaw hold up let me mute stream here with me
00:15:05.360 um double jaw you you're not gonna get a complete result you're not gonna get a complete
00:15:11.040 result is my front decent though that's uh that's two questions brah i'm sorry we got to move on
00:15:15.920 oh next segment all right hey oh my goodness this thing doesn't want to work all right anyways
00:15:20.320 here's my question um hey brother before we start i think you might need a military
00:15:24.880 okay my bad you might need to turn the lights out of high school uh is the military good for kick 0.92
00:15:31.120 kids kicked out of high school uh definitely not right the military sucks it it's good for uh being a
00:15:38.960 subservient you know jester but it doesn't really teach you any life skills you're fighting for a 1.00
00:15:45.520 country that is a piece of shit which is the united states and that's probably one of the worst ideas 0.99
00:15:52.240 i've ever heard joining the military no yeah how'd you get kicked out of school no i didn't get kicked 0.99
00:16:01.280 out of school i'm just saying for kids in high school no definitely not do not uh so basically
00:16:08.480 i'm writing an essay uh for a swedish school i live in sweden and the main question is do you think
00:16:17.040 lux maxing is affecting the youth bad if so why i think it's affecting the youth bad in terms of uh certain
00:16:26.640 people getting body dysmorphia related issues potentially you know getting really black-pilled
00:16:33.200 and that could contribute to depression but in terms of looks maxing and its actual context i would
00:16:41.200 say that it's definitely a good thing you know it's a it's the most intensive form of self-improvement
00:16:47.520 as long as you're able to objectively apply these things it's going to be beneficial to you right
00:16:52.880 looking better is going to benefit your life it's just can you do it without really like turning
00:16:58.320 into a social outcast um without getting a bunch of you know mental disorders a lot of people that's
00:17:06.640 going to be a no so that's why i would say it's probably bad for uh the youth in a lot of cases but
00:17:14.160 not because of of looks maxing itself just like all the implications behind people feeling depressed
00:17:20.160 with body dysmorphia you know okay yeah that was it thank you how's it how you doing good so uh what's
00:17:30.000 your one question yeah yeah
00:17:37.440 do you do you got anything you want to ask me anything you want to talk about no
00:17:45.360 well i got a question for you man let's switch it up how's your day going okay all right well
00:17:55.360 i guess he uh i guess he wasn't feeling it what's up so i have one question yep what role do you think
00:18:00.400 dht plays past puberty um i mean i would say that just for the neurosteroid aspects and it serves to
00:18:10.880 cause hair follicle miniaturization so besides that um it it pretty much is not a hormone that
00:18:18.000 that does anything too productive for you uh you know it obviously converts into three alpha anastroidal
00:18:24.640 inside of muscle tissue rendering it utterly useless it's not selective at all it's not a a hormone
00:18:31.520 that's going to aid you in any muscle gain uh so so yeah that's what i'd say about dht
00:18:37.120 so do you think there's any reason to not be on dutasteride past the age of like 18 even if you
00:18:42.720 don't have severe hair loss while riding i would be on terms of late i would be on dutasteride
00:18:48.560 simply due to the reason that hair loss can creep up on you and it's a preventative measure dutasteride
00:18:53.760 right it's not a uh regrowth uh agent necessarily so do you think that's going to be good for your skin
00:19:00.160 as well yes enough to justify it oh yeah absolutely no yeah in terms of protecting your elastin and
00:19:07.680 you know down regulating your sebaceous glands especially if you're someone who's taking testosterone
00:19:12.800 or if you're someone who struggles with acne yeah absolutely
00:19:17.520 all right i just haven't seen a whole lot of literature on the effect of dht on like bone
00:19:22.240 growth and like anything related to oh yeah development past it doesn't it doesn't exist yeah no
00:19:28.160 so so dht does not aid in bone growth um even in puberty so the you know we could pull up all the
00:19:34.480 twin studies uh and the only thing that we see with in terms of difference in the uh twin who's
00:19:40.560 deficient in five alpha reductase would be the micropenis as well as uh the vocal cords right so
00:19:46.960 bone growth and dht that's a complete lie i'm not sure where that even started probably just some
00:19:52.800 autists on uh psl but that was never something that was actually uh backed by science all right 0.95
00:20:00.240 thank you so much yep yeah what's up oh shit what's up one second let me mute the stream real quick go for 0.78
00:20:06.960 it uh i i had a question about um i want to start like a test cycle like i'm gonna want to do like a low 0.51
00:20:16.080 250 kind of thing yep and i was uh i was wondering what's your like advice on um
00:20:24.960 fuck farted on that um no it's like um honestly bro i'm gonna be honest with you 0.96
00:20:33.280 don't definitely don't don't do it don't do it you know why not i don't think you 1.00
00:20:40.800 have the cognition to do a testosterone cycle without
00:20:45.440 it up i mean i've done a lot of research into it okay um well my plan was to do like a 250 test
00:20:55.360 okay i was gonna have like a aromas in a hitter uh what did you call aromatase inhibitor on hand
00:21:02.720 and um i was gonna do daily injections there you go okay and um do like a four month cycle
00:21:09.280 no no i'm gonna do like peace no don't do that
00:21:14.960 i don't think i i don't know what research you are doing but i would i would say that um if you
00:21:20.880 are bad that i do yeah yeah really bad idea so uh i would i would do a little one one one one
00:21:28.560 last comment it's only one question it's only one question i'm sorry brother only one question yeah
00:21:32.720 all right all right fine all right definitely uh uh uh so i was wondering what you think the
00:21:37.440 best place to live in if not south florida because i mean you said a small town but
00:21:44.960 i feel like warm weather yeah amount of people south florida is a really fun town um i i do like it a
00:21:51.760 lot so yeah but i think it's i'm saying but for us well yeah but most people aren't going to really be able
00:21:58.720 to afford it and if you live in south florida um and you're not able to have the finances to
00:22:05.200 you know sort of live the lives of the people that you see mogging the streamers uh it could actually
00:22:11.920 leave you worse off than if you were to live in like a low um you know in income area or not low income
00:22:19.040 but low cost area um so it's the same as la you know you could have a great time in la but um you know
00:22:26.400 only if you got good money yep uh i sent in a personal assistant application by the way i don't
00:22:32.800 know okay i'll take a look over that i appreciate it yo what's your serious question um what are you
00:22:37.920 using your hair because we have the same hair type and i can't like not find like a good product i use
00:22:42.720 pomade brother pomade yep all right thank you brother like you're huge inspiration to me hey thank you
00:22:50.000 man i want to ask you are there any long-term gains expected with the pump long-term gains
00:22:56.320 temporary type of thing uh yeah it could definitely be long-term but i would say that the moment that
00:23:01.760 you stop pumping you know it's gonna diminish but so you you gotta gotta stay consistent with your
00:23:10.800 maintenance protocol yeah is there any um that i can implement or so uh high frequency low volume is
00:23:19.120 going to be the best for pumping all right thank you man no worries uh i was wondering if you could
00:23:25.520 tell me if i look okay because i had cancer i stopped chemo like six months ago sure all right i'm 15
00:23:36.960 um if you look okay yeah you look fine like i know my nose is big so should i get like a rhinoplasty
00:23:46.960 um well usually if you have to ask you know i would say that's probably a good a good tell
00:23:56.000 you know yeah yeah um but anyway it was good talking to you what's up yo can you hear me bro yeah my 0.98
00:24:03.760 question is like you look you look good and shit and then like you've been in the gym and shit and you 0.99
00:24:09.360 eat like shit and how do you do it like it's like not like a compliment you look good but you even 0.99
00:24:16.400 well i actually haven't been in the gym uh that's the thing um honestly the thing that you guys need 0.99
00:24:21.600 to realize is that with science you could get a lot done um for a little amount of effort so simply
00:24:28.160 being on trt is going to allow you to have maybe like a physique that looks like you work out uh with
00:24:34.800 very minimal maintenance and that's essentially what i'm doing right now i'm not really training
00:24:40.800 not really having to focus on my diet on my macronutrients this that and the other thing
00:24:46.880 so that that's kind of how i'm going about it but i do want to get back into the gym you know
00:24:54.480 anyway take care hey what's up brother yeah what up i know a question why do you take um
00:25:01.280 why do you take the socks instead of decks of drinking um just half-life related reasons i think
00:25:08.640 it it works a lot better and i i simply don't have decks just uh an accessibility thing
00:25:19.280 okay thank you that's all i want to ask no worries how you doing yo yo yo yo what's up what's up man oh wow
00:25:26.320 loud mic jesus christ oh yeah it's my part it's my part all right go ahead i have a question sure
00:25:36.160 so i'm i'm seven five they like anything i can do max i i i heard about i heard maybe three words you
00:25:46.080 said that you're five two and you're 17 is that is that all yeah five two and 17. um well what can you
00:25:54.320 do improve well at 17 it's likely that maybe you have an inch or two of of height remaining if you
00:26:00.640 were to do things properly i'm not going to explain the whole protocol for that at the moment but uh
00:26:06.160 you're certainly going to need to focus on money maxing and figuring out a high income skill that
00:26:12.960 way you're able to eventually get limb lengthening surgery because at five two you're fighting an
00:26:18.000 unwinnable battle of life you know what i mean so i would certainly focus on income maxing so that
00:26:23.440 you're able to do that thank you anyway i love you man listen keep doing what you take care brother