Clavicular - February 08, 2026


Clavicular DOMINATES Girls On Monkey!


Episode Stats

Length

24 minutes

Words per Minute

135.38168

Word Count

3,359

Sentence Count

584


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 I'm gonna go on monkey, but fuck. I'm hungry as fuck, dude. I'm monkey. We'll do monkey.
00:00:04.860 Anonymous just tipped two dollars.
00:00:06.820 Hair maxing advice?
00:00:07.500 How do you get hunter eyes?
00:00:11.460 You could become a pedophile.
00:00:13.840 I don't know. Let's see. Bang.
00:00:17.820 Oof.
00:00:20.120 Fuck.
00:00:21.300 Osama.
00:00:22.980 Why is it not working?
00:00:25.700 Thriller just tipped two dollars.
00:00:27.480 Last time you said you were done with your ex, then brought her back.
00:00:31.780 Are you really done with her this time?
00:00:33.900 Please tell us you are fully single.
00:00:36.220 Yes, I am fully.
00:00:37.920 After that.
00:00:39.100 Alright.
00:00:41.860 Bag up. I'm not doing bag.
00:00:43.700 It is on girls only, I think.
00:00:45.280 Is it not? AI face?
00:00:47.600 Discord advice with bone smash tutorial?
00:00:50.540 Yeah, bone smash is another good fraud.
00:00:52.720 I'm not gonna lie.
00:00:54.580 What's up?
00:00:57.480 What is up?
00:00:59.780 Um.
00:01:00.280 Do I need to do my eyebrows?
00:01:02.100 Do you need, uh, any advice for that?
00:01:05.760 Huh?
00:01:06.760 This is sort of, like, my expertise.
00:01:10.600 I wash my debidgers?
00:01:13.180 Um, I'll usually just do a, a bit of dermabrasion.
00:01:17.840 Like, one of those single, uh, blade razors, you know, is probably the best way to go about it, in my opinion.
00:01:23.920 How long did it take to go back?
00:01:26.340 Like, 30 seconds.
00:01:30.740 Bitch.
00:01:31.140 So, Asian boy and shit, he's so little.
00:01:34.960 Asian boy, what the fuck?
00:01:37.420 Tell, yo, what's up?
00:01:39.440 Did these hoes not want?
00:01:40.440 No, he wasn't.
00:01:41.800 He was actually not.
00:01:43.520 Oh, hello.
00:01:44.640 How old are you?
00:01:47.060 17.
00:01:49.520 Cooked, cooked.
00:01:50.500 What, nootropics?
00:01:51.920 I'll do it.
00:01:52.820 Why do they?
00:01:53.940 Yo, what's up?
00:01:57.280 Huh?
00:02:00.280 Yeah, you don't fucking say anything.
00:02:02.320 I need the IQ max.
00:02:03.420 I'll tell you in a bit.
00:02:04.220 What's up?
00:02:05.840 Hi.
00:02:06.980 Uh, how old are you?
00:02:09.000 How old do I look?
00:02:10.440 Dude, why are all these fucking 14-year-old bitches on this shit?
00:02:13.700 Like, you see what I'm saying?
00:02:14.560 What, what is this?
00:02:16.740 Like, what is this shit?
00:02:18.820 What's up?
00:02:19.340 Ew.
00:02:21.240 What?
00:02:21.600 That's fucking, that's the guy that acts like, you know that guy?
00:02:24.580 On this one?
00:02:25.600 Claps or something.
00:02:26.500 The guy who acts like what?
00:02:29.000 That's E-I.
00:02:29.960 That's really E-I.
00:02:31.140 It could be.
00:02:33.160 Yeah, it's E-I.
00:02:34.720 It's actually me.
00:02:36.680 That tries to act all good looking and stuff.
00:02:40.080 Tries to act all good looking?
00:02:42.740 Yeah, that's gonna be E-I, bro.
00:02:44.640 Do you think you mog me?
00:02:47.000 I guess the guy.
00:02:49.160 Do you think you mog me?
00:02:52.040 Yeah.
00:02:53.680 Yeah.
00:02:54.400 I think you do, too.
00:02:56.140 I want you to have a good rest of your day.
00:02:57.640 Take care.
00:02:59.100 I think, I think she mogs me.
00:03:00.700 Yeah.
00:03:01.920 Let's see.
00:03:02.520 What's up?
00:03:02.900 Hi.
00:03:05.660 How old are you?
00:03:06.880 Are you?
00:03:08.260 I'm 20.
00:03:09.320 Yeah.
00:03:10.320 Go ahead.
00:03:11.000 What was your question?
00:03:11.620 Are you a YouTuber?
00:03:13.100 I'm a live streamer.
00:03:15.300 Oh my gosh.
00:03:16.320 Am I on a live stream?
00:03:17.640 You are on a live stream.
00:03:18.620 Wow, that's so much fun.
00:03:23.020 Please don't say anything crazy like the N-word or anything like that.
00:03:27.360 Oh no, I don't.
00:03:28.500 I don't do any of that.
00:03:29.960 Okay, I was just making sure.
00:03:31.600 You know, you can never be too careful.
00:03:33.180 Yeah.
00:03:34.300 Yeah.
00:03:34.640 Especially on here.
00:03:36.800 What are you getting up to?
00:03:39.660 Well, I'm a, you know, like book talk and stuff.
00:03:45.440 Just talk?
00:03:46.280 What?
00:03:46.500 No.
00:03:47.140 No, books.
00:03:48.360 Like, you know.
00:03:49.520 Oh.
00:03:50.220 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:51.300 Like Kaisenat?
00:03:52.320 Yeah.
00:03:54.120 Huh?
00:03:54.680 Like Kaisenat?
00:03:55.540 Like you're working on your reading?
00:03:57.060 So you could improve your vocabulary?
00:03:58.620 Do you know Fourthling by Rebecca Yarros?
00:04:03.440 No, I don't.
00:04:05.200 Oh.
00:04:06.180 Well.
00:04:07.900 Maybe ask Kai.
00:04:08.880 Are you reading Kai?
00:04:11.120 Yeah.
00:04:12.440 Yeah, he's doing like Kaisenat.
00:04:15.140 Like he's doing 20 minutes of reading.
00:04:16.560 Maybe he's checked that out before.
00:04:18.720 I don't know.
00:04:19.840 What's your podcast on?
00:04:23.100 My podcast is on browsers.
00:04:26.840 Wait, I need a pen.
00:04:28.240 I don't have a pen.
00:04:30.140 For real.
00:04:31.080 Prescribe her a red.
00:04:31.840 You just have hair.
00:04:34.300 LeBron doesn't.
00:04:35.320 What's going on?
00:04:36.260 You can't.
00:04:37.860 Hey, how are you, man?
00:04:39.600 You low tier God?
00:04:42.320 That's what shows up when I.
00:04:43.500 Are you low tier God?
00:04:45.440 Who's that?
00:04:47.220 Just wondering.
00:04:48.820 I don't know.
00:04:49.580 What's going on?
00:04:51.660 Huh?
00:04:52.180 Who's this streamer, bro?
00:04:54.240 Yeah, what's going on?
00:04:55.280 He's obviously streaming.
00:04:57.540 Hey, yo.
00:04:58.240 Hey, yo.
00:04:59.260 Yeah.
00:05:01.320 Bro.
00:05:02.460 Don't be sad.
00:05:03.080 Bro's streaming.
00:05:05.340 Bro, I'm not going to get clipped over some double shit that you would say, bro.
00:05:09.340 Okay.
00:05:10.000 Okay.
00:05:10.660 Anyway, so what's your show?
00:05:12.220 Say.
00:05:13.300 Say.
00:05:14.140 I don't know what the fuck that stupid bitch is doing up there.
00:05:16.440 I just thought that was love tier God.
00:05:18.280 What's going on?
00:05:20.340 Wow.
00:05:21.240 She said.
00:05:24.180 If you agree with Clav's message and you're serious about improving your look, you guys
00:05:28.720 are going to want to check out Clav's community on school.
00:05:30.960 Once you're inside, you get access to over a hundred courses on looks maxing, pharmacology,
00:05:35.740 nootropics, and social skills.
00:05:37.800 Plus, you get weekly calls with Clav to get feedback and guidance in real time.
00:05:41.620 So if you guys want the absolute best information on looking better and access to a community
00:05:45.960 of people who want to improve their look, you guys are going to want to check this one
00:05:48.900 now, what's going on?
00:05:53.640 They're like 10 skip, skip, skip, skip.
00:05:57.280 Come on.
00:05:57.580 Now the gay friend wanted you, bro.
00:06:00.080 Relax, relax, relax.
00:06:02.860 Turn speaker up.
00:06:05.180 Can I not just put the desktop audio on?
00:06:07.680 Why is the desktop audio not working properties?
00:06:11.400 Defaults.
00:06:12.240 Let's put it on, uh, speakers.
00:06:15.460 Bang.
00:06:16.000 Hello.
00:06:16.620 Does that work?
00:06:17.160 Can you guys hear the fucking audio?
00:06:19.780 Well, I don't know.
00:06:21.380 Hello.
00:06:22.100 Why is there no one on this?
00:06:23.540 You could hear fine.
00:06:25.160 Hide mic so they don't know your.
00:06:26.580 What's up?
00:06:30.180 What's up?
00:06:31.100 How are you?
00:06:32.480 I'm good.
00:06:33.040 How are you?
00:06:33.540 Hot Cheetos maxing.
00:06:34.740 You know, there's red 40 in that.
00:06:37.940 Do I care?
00:06:39.380 Well, clearly not.
00:06:41.460 Okay.
00:06:42.400 You don't say nothing about it.
00:06:44.040 Don't say nothing about it.
00:06:45.420 I'm eating it.
00:06:47.420 You can see.
00:06:48.520 Mm-hmm.
00:06:49.180 Yeah.
00:06:49.540 No, I could see.
00:06:50.760 But how's that working out for you?
00:06:54.340 Great.
00:06:54.880 Wonderful.
00:06:55.640 Never better.
00:06:57.100 Wouldn't you rather lean max?
00:07:00.480 Nope.
00:07:03.040 Okay.
00:07:03.580 Well, fair enough.
00:07:05.100 Fair enough.
00:07:06.100 Yeah.
00:07:06.680 I'm not going to hate on that.
00:07:09.420 Hello?
00:07:09.680 What's up?
00:07:11.680 How's it going?
00:07:15.380 Not going to lie.
00:07:17.020 Everyone can do what they want.
00:07:18.780 What's up?
00:07:19.360 How's it going, lady?
00:07:21.480 Good.
00:07:21.860 How are you?
00:07:22.760 Just chilling.
00:07:23.520 Is that a glass of wine or what?
00:07:26.200 Yeah.
00:07:27.600 Is this a glass of this?
00:07:28.660 Oh, no.
00:07:29.160 Sorry.
00:07:29.520 I couldn't even see.
00:07:30.580 Sorry.
00:07:30.880 I was lagging for a second.
00:07:32.660 You kind of look like Erica Kirk.
00:07:35.260 You know that, right?
00:07:41.140 You do?
00:07:43.880 Did you fuck J.D. Vance?
00:07:45.020 Be honest.
00:07:46.780 Who's that?
00:07:48.300 You don't know who J.D. Vance is.
00:07:51.060 Do you know who that is?
00:07:52.660 Who is that?
00:07:53.820 Bro.
00:07:54.580 Okay.
00:07:55.900 Is J.D. Vance...
00:07:56.840 How's his cardio?
00:07:57.820 Like, did he run out of breath after, like, you know, three pumps or what?
00:08:02.020 Who is that?
00:08:03.100 Dude, there's no possible chance you don't know who that is.
00:08:05.940 That's not going to work.
00:08:07.340 There's no possible fucking chance.
00:08:09.740 Who is that?
00:08:12.720 Are you going to vote in the next election or no?
00:08:15.760 I'm not old enough.
00:08:18.400 Okay.
00:08:18.960 Well, that's probably why.
00:08:21.300 I thought she was old.
00:08:22.160 I thought she was older.
00:08:23.100 Oh, honey.
00:08:23.740 We do not hear about how you talk to a little girl when you talk to a little girl.
00:08:28.340 We all know that you knew her age.
00:08:32.660 Cope.
00:08:33.780 Cope.
00:08:37.140 Name three countries.
00:08:38.180 We all knew he knows your age.
00:08:41.160 Name three countries, then.
00:08:43.480 Name three countries?
00:08:44.580 Besides the United States, Mexico, or Canada.
00:08:46.480 Go.
00:08:47.720 Three, two, one.
00:08:50.800 Brazil, Argentina, Germany.
00:08:53.200 Okay.
00:08:53.640 Not bad.
00:08:54.220 You're not that retarded.
00:08:55.460 But you're not that hot either, so.
00:08:57.800 Oh, honey.
00:08:58.260 I'm both.
00:09:01.280 You know what I mean?
00:09:02.500 So.
00:09:04.060 I'm on the charger, bro.
00:09:05.300 What's going on?
00:09:07.360 He definitely is streaming.
00:09:08.880 I am streaming right now.
00:09:09.900 You guys got anything insightful to say?
00:09:13.420 Yeah.
00:09:13.900 I fucked Donald Trump.
00:09:15.280 Okay.
00:09:16.260 You're saying you would fuck him, or?
00:09:20.720 I don't think he'd fuck you.
00:09:22.220 I'm not going to lie.
00:09:22.860 I don't want to talk about Donald Trump.
00:09:29.860 I don't want to speak on his behalf, but.
00:09:32.100 Just being fucking real.
00:09:34.060 Just being real with you.
00:09:37.940 What's up?
00:09:42.180 Like, what the fuck?
00:09:43.400 Why is this bitch talking shit about Donald Trump?
00:09:46.100 Hello?
00:09:46.860 What up?
00:09:47.380 Hold on.
00:09:47.880 Hi.
00:09:48.760 I have a question.
00:09:49.800 Go for it.
00:09:51.100 Who did you vote for this year?
00:09:53.020 No one.
00:09:53.620 You think I voted?
00:09:54.400 Politics is jester.
00:09:57.700 You said white leadership?
00:09:59.440 I said politics.
00:10:00.140 I didn't hear that part.
00:10:01.260 Politics is jester.
00:10:02.520 I didn't fucking vote.
00:10:03.500 That's the biggest waste of time ever.
00:10:04.560 What does that mean?
00:10:05.580 It means it's, like, ridiculous.
00:10:07.020 It's a clown act.
00:10:07.960 Thank you.
00:10:08.880 Agreed.
00:10:10.380 Yeah.
00:10:10.920 I voted.
00:10:11.840 Glad we got that in common, honey.
00:10:14.600 Bang.
00:10:15.220 What up?
00:10:15.980 How's it going, guys?
00:10:17.880 Pretty good.
00:10:18.940 Dark maxing.
00:10:20.240 Dark maxing, dark maxing.
00:10:22.000 I can't see shit.
00:10:24.780 Let's see.
00:10:25.320 Let's see.
00:10:26.200 How's it going?
00:10:29.600 Call Sush.
00:10:31.060 Fix audio.
00:10:32.260 No.
00:10:33.240 What up?
00:10:34.780 What's up?
00:10:35.900 What are you getting up to?
00:10:37.020 She's distracted.
00:10:39.360 We are doing nothing.
00:10:43.640 I don't think it's that weird.
00:10:44.620 Just shelling on monkey?
00:10:45.300 I'm not wanting to have kids, but I hate you.
00:10:47.680 Just chillin' on monkey.
00:10:48.820 That way.
00:10:50.200 What's monkey?
00:10:51.460 The website you're fucking on.
00:10:54.560 What?
00:10:55.820 Bro.
00:10:57.220 Okay.
00:10:57.900 Okay.
00:10:58.480 Okay.
00:10:58.980 Okay.
00:10:59.580 Okay.
00:11:00.100 Come on.
00:11:01.420 Like, what's monkey?
00:11:03.040 What's up?
00:11:05.480 Oh my god.
00:11:06.560 What the fuck?
00:11:07.040 Why is there so many, like, fucking ten-year-olds on this website?
00:11:10.460 Where are your parents?
00:11:11.640 Where are your fucking parents, dude?
00:11:13.840 Call Vitaly?
00:11:15.320 Nootropic tutorial?
00:11:16.620 Not right now.
00:11:17.340 What brand hat are you wearing?
00:11:18.560 Young LA.
00:11:18.940 I think I have a code on there still, even though I don't really, like, do anything.
00:11:24.880 What up, dawg?
00:11:28.960 Why are you still?
00:11:30.080 What's up, guys?
00:11:32.020 Why am I getting skipped?
00:11:33.180 It's because I, uh, because I don't mog anymore.
00:11:37.520 Yeah, if I was, if I was still chatting like I was before, I'd be, I'd be not getting skipped.
00:11:43.500 What's up?
00:11:43.960 How's it going?
00:11:47.620 Nice to meet you.
00:11:50.600 Yeah.
00:11:52.420 You're a fan?
00:11:55.960 I'm a big fan, dawg.
00:11:57.200 I am a fan.
00:12:01.820 I don't know why everyone, uh, calls me Osama.
00:12:07.220 Is that my name on here or something?
00:12:08.860 What's up?
00:12:10.120 Osama.
00:12:11.020 It must be my name on here.
00:12:13.960 What's up?
00:12:15.000 Are you the famous guy on TikTok?
00:12:17.620 I wouldn't exactly say famous.
00:12:21.240 I know who that is!
00:12:25.260 Yeah?
00:12:26.540 Don't freak out.
00:12:28.880 Fuck.
00:12:29.380 Hello.
00:12:30.300 What's up?
00:12:30.820 How's it going, dawg?
00:12:32.920 Sorry, guys.
00:12:33.620 My fucking finger's bleeding like a bitch right now.
00:12:35.980 Oh, that hurts.
00:12:37.240 That hurts so bad.
00:12:39.100 Hurts horrible.
00:12:40.360 They skip because of the mic.
00:12:41.400 They know you're a streamer.
00:12:42.240 Yeah, and they don't want to do some dumb shit on the fucking live stream.
00:12:45.060 Probably.
00:12:46.340 Nah, they skip because I am subhuman, actually.
00:12:49.400 It's because...
00:12:50.180 Bro.
00:12:50.820 Because I just ended.
00:12:51.900 Oh my god!
00:12:54.280 What?
00:12:56.280 Shut the fuck up.
00:12:57.900 I didn't even say anything.
00:13:00.560 We're watching you.
00:13:02.560 There's no...
00:13:03.240 Are you guys stream sniping?
00:13:05.560 Oh, hell yeah.
00:13:06.660 Yo, what up, bro?
00:13:07.500 You guys are watching stream?
00:13:09.380 How about the live bar last time?
00:13:11.220 We were UCF.
00:13:12.120 Hell yeah.
00:13:13.000 Wait, were you guys stream sniping me on here?
00:13:15.760 Yeah.
00:13:16.580 Oh my god.
00:13:18.680 They're stream sniping.
00:13:19.620 Let's get up.
00:13:20.240 Are they good now?
00:13:20.900 Are they good now?
00:13:23.020 Are they good now?
00:13:23.120 How old are you guys?
00:13:25.380 Stream snipe.
00:13:26.020 Stream snipe.
00:13:26.720 Alright, what's going on?
00:13:32.300 How's it going?
00:13:33.920 Wait, we've seen you again.
00:13:36.320 We've seen you last night.
00:13:37.200 Oh my god.
00:13:38.480 You see me last night?
00:13:39.780 Oh my god.
00:13:40.120 Everyone's stream sniping me here.
00:13:43.380 What?
00:13:45.020 This girl looks eight on here, bro.
00:13:47.080 Oh my god.
00:13:49.880 Trash, trash.
00:13:51.080 It's all fucking...
00:13:52.420 How's it going?
00:13:55.220 Are you a streamer?
00:13:56.720 Maybe?
00:13:57.260 How old are you?
00:14:00.220 Answer my question.
00:14:01.660 Yeah?
00:14:02.080 No maybes.
00:14:03.940 Alright, you're 12.
00:14:05.560 I'm not turning off my...
00:14:07.820 Yo, what's up?
00:14:09.340 Hi.
00:14:10.340 What you guys up to?
00:14:12.700 Uh...
00:14:13.100 I'm listening to people tell me happy Black History Month.
00:14:17.240 Yeah.
00:14:17.720 Happy Black History Month.
00:14:18.940 Oh my gosh, thank you.
00:14:20.480 You didn't even have to ask.
00:14:21.580 You would say that.
00:14:22.500 Thank you so much for telling me that.
00:14:23.960 Who's your favorite Black person ever?
00:14:29.040 You know, there's a lot.
00:14:30.400 I mean, there's Harriet Tubman.
00:14:31.700 She kind of freed my people, you know.
00:14:33.160 What about Jason Love?
00:14:34.140 What about this?
00:14:34.480 What about Jason?
00:14:39.420 Morgan?
00:14:39.960 For the parks.
00:14:42.320 Morgan.
00:14:44.180 No?
00:14:44.600 Not Jason Love?
00:14:45.520 He said Jason Love.
00:14:47.100 Yeah?
00:14:47.800 I don't know.
00:14:48.640 I feel like...
00:14:49.160 I feel like you two would probably get along better.
00:14:53.440 Yeah.
00:14:54.000 One night with Jason Love, I think you'd change your answer.
00:14:56.820 I don't know.
00:14:57.700 I don't know.
00:14:58.500 Not gonna lie.
00:14:59.100 But, anyway.
00:15:03.000 I don't know who that is.
00:15:04.380 But...
00:15:05.020 You don't know who that is?
00:15:06.700 No.
00:15:07.480 You're the performer.
00:15:08.700 Look it up.
00:15:10.840 Jason, who?
00:15:12.200 Look up Jason Love.
00:15:15.480 Don't look...
00:15:16.540 If you're talking about that...
00:15:18.380 I'm Googling it.
00:15:19.260 I need to know.
00:15:20.340 Yeah.
00:15:20.940 What did you say you did?
00:15:22.420 Oh, he's a comedian?
00:15:26.640 Oh my God.
00:15:27.820 For real.
00:15:29.100 What is that?
00:15:32.580 Is that a root beer?
00:15:35.760 Nice.
00:15:36.500 What you guys getting up to?
00:15:40.340 Alright.
00:15:41.000 Alright.
00:15:42.240 What up, dog?
00:15:43.880 Hello.
00:15:44.800 Oh my God.
00:15:45.880 What the fuck was that?
00:15:49.900 Do I mock you?
00:15:54.780 Fucking jump scared me a little bit with that one, brother.
00:15:57.260 So, what are you?
00:15:58.120 A chick with a dick or...
00:16:01.040 Or what's going on?
00:16:04.740 Um...
00:16:05.100 How exactly do you categorize yourself?
00:16:09.360 I'm asking you a question.
00:16:11.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:16:12.500 Yeah, for sure.
00:16:13.240 For sure, bro.
00:16:14.300 Let's see.
00:16:17.340 Okay.
00:16:18.500 Okay.
00:16:19.000 Weird motherfucker, dude.
00:16:20.000 What's up?
00:16:23.480 Hey.
00:16:24.780 Uh, how old are you?
00:16:26.660 Oh, I'm good.
00:16:28.140 Yeah, no, yeah.
00:16:28.960 You're...
00:16:29.400 You're like 12, bitch.
00:16:32.560 You're like 12.
00:16:33.860 Come on.
00:16:35.700 Wasted potential?
00:16:37.420 I doubt it.
00:16:38.920 I doubt there's any potential there.
00:16:41.580 Let's see.
00:16:42.340 The 13th reason for it.
00:16:46.220 Oh my God.
00:16:47.640 What's up, dog?
00:16:48.460 How's it going?
00:16:49.260 Nothing much.
00:16:49.860 It's good for you.
00:16:50.460 It's going good.
00:16:51.700 Just chilling on, monkey.
00:16:52.860 Looking, uh, to have some mog battles.
00:16:55.600 Well, no.
00:16:57.340 Hey, what's up?
00:16:58.100 Like, why is...
00:17:04.420 Why is it so hard to find people to talk to on here?
00:17:07.260 It's because I look like shit, man.
00:17:08.500 I'm telling you.
00:17:09.360 It's because I descended, I know.
00:17:11.580 I'm aware.
00:17:12.360 I'm well aware.
00:17:14.380 Fucking hell, I'm hungry as shit, though.
00:17:17.140 Yeah.
00:17:18.440 What's up?
00:17:20.040 Hello?
00:17:20.920 How are you?
00:17:22.460 You look like you could be famous.
00:17:24.820 I could be?
00:17:25.600 I might already be.
00:17:28.100 That's crazy, man.
00:17:29.820 That's good for you.
00:17:31.340 Mm-hmm.
00:17:32.020 What about you?
00:17:32.660 What are you up to?
00:17:34.560 I'm just like, you're smoking.
00:17:36.700 Smoking for famous people.
00:17:38.780 Well, nice to meet you.
00:17:41.680 Okay, I don't know how to say it, but...
00:17:43.860 Yo, what up?
00:17:49.700 Nothing much.
00:17:50.740 You just shit, like...
00:17:53.100 12 years old.
00:17:55.940 What up?
00:17:58.100 What are you doing?
00:17:59.800 Why the fuck are there five-year-olds on every year?
00:18:02.500 What's up?
00:18:03.460 How old are you?
00:18:05.780 Yeah, these bitches are, like, five.
00:18:07.980 Shut the fuck up.
00:18:09.320 What's up?
00:18:09.840 How's it going?
00:18:11.860 I'm good, you?
00:18:13.500 What game are you playing?
00:18:16.720 GTA 5.
00:18:17.880 GTA 5.
00:18:19.440 Hmm.
00:18:19.900 How's that going for you?
00:18:20.740 Yeah.
00:18:20.880 I'm having fun with you, man.
00:18:24.140 I'm having fun with you, man.
00:18:25.240 I'm having fun with you.
00:18:25.820 I'm liking it.
00:18:27.040 You have the whole setup, like, for...
00:18:28.720 Do you stream?
00:18:29.720 I do stream, yeah.
00:18:32.700 I kind of want to play the story mode again of...
00:18:36.680 I like this one?
00:18:37.580 Yeah.
00:18:39.280 Did you kill any hookers?
00:18:40.400 You like to kill hookers?
00:18:46.600 What else do you like to do?
00:18:49.120 Well, I like driving around and shit.
00:18:51.240 I like going, you know, the usual.
00:18:53.580 Hmm.
00:18:53.900 I like going to be the usual, you know?
00:18:55.480 Yeah.
00:18:56.040 Outside.
00:18:56.840 Hmm.
00:18:57.360 Hmm.
00:18:57.740 Just crash.
00:18:58.500 Just crash in the car.
00:19:00.060 You know, do less.
00:19:01.040 But, um, do you think six is ever going to come out?
00:19:03.980 Fuck no.
00:19:05.560 All right.
00:19:05.880 I don't want to be...
00:19:07.440 What the fuck, dude?
00:19:09.020 Why?
00:19:09.420 Literally, why?
00:19:10.960 Is that Brock's ex?
00:19:11.980 Yeah.
00:19:12.920 What's up?
00:19:14.560 You have really good quality.
00:19:17.480 I have really good what?
00:19:19.180 Quality.
00:19:20.020 Thank you.
00:19:20.440 I appreciate it.
00:19:21.540 Yeah.
00:19:21.940 Sony ZV-E1.
00:19:23.660 Your friend does, too.
00:19:26.080 Are you an e-thought?
00:19:31.260 You're an e-thought?
00:19:32.420 Yeah.
00:19:32.660 You look like you go on Discord e-dates.
00:19:35.880 Me?
00:19:37.120 The white one.
00:19:40.480 Is that true?
00:19:42.000 Yeah.
00:19:42.460 I fucking knew it.
00:19:44.680 Fucking knew it.
00:19:45.340 I don't even know what this poor is.
00:19:46.760 How about this poor eating?
00:19:48.160 Yeah.
00:19:48.540 E-thought.
00:19:49.300 E-thought.
00:19:49.840 E-thought.
00:19:50.920 Yeah.
00:19:51.340 Okay.
00:19:52.900 What up, dog?
00:19:57.540 How are you?
00:19:59.220 Oh, my God.
00:20:01.420 Yeah?
00:20:02.300 It's just me.
00:20:04.900 Yeah.
00:20:05.280 How are you?
00:20:07.200 The goat.
00:20:07.960 The goat?
00:20:09.900 Great.
00:20:11.260 Let's see.
00:20:12.980 Again?
00:20:13.900 I don't know who it was.
00:20:15.720 No idea who it was, bro.
00:20:17.140 Come on, now.
00:20:18.000 This is not the N-word hat.
00:20:20.300 Ask for age every time.
00:20:21.600 Dude, you could fucking tell how old someone is.
00:20:23.420 It's literally...
00:20:23.900 And I'm asking basic questions.
00:20:25.240 It's not like I'm hitting on the bitch.
00:20:27.120 All right.
00:20:27.620 All these questions.
00:20:28.320 I ain't got time.
00:20:29.000 What up, dog?
00:20:33.220 You guys went quiet real fast.
00:20:35.540 What's going on?
00:20:36.100 Oh, because we don't talk a lot.
00:20:39.380 You seem like you're AI.
00:20:41.080 I don't know.
00:20:41.780 It's scary.
00:20:42.680 Not AI.
00:20:43.480 I'm chilling.
00:20:44.540 You know?
00:20:46.320 Chilling, killing.
00:20:48.660 Boring.
00:20:50.700 Boring.
00:20:52.820 Yeah, that was...
00:20:53.620 That was Brock's ex.
00:20:54.780 Yes.
00:20:56.060 Haha.
00:20:57.320 All right.
00:20:57.900 Hell yeah.
00:20:58.900 Hell yeah.
00:20:59.760 Lowering music?
00:21:01.400 Yeah.
00:21:01.780 Dude, monkey's trash, bro.
00:21:03.060 I fucking hate this website.
00:21:05.320 What the fuck is that?
00:21:06.400 What the fuck is that?
00:21:07.480 How old are you?
00:21:11.500 Bro, I thought that's your ex.
00:21:13.420 What the fuck is wrong with you, bro?
00:21:15.460 I thought it was.
00:21:16.400 I genuinely did.
00:21:17.380 What's up?
00:21:19.580 How old are you?
00:21:21.560 I'm two.
00:21:22.440 Okay.
00:21:23.180 Just chilling on here?
00:21:25.060 What are you looking for?
00:21:28.100 What do you look for in a man?
00:21:35.980 Clearly not fucking me.
00:21:39.740 This is fake, bro.
00:21:41.140 Fake, fake, fake.
00:21:42.220 Ain't no way.
00:21:43.140 Not fake.
00:21:45.660 I've seen too many videos of this guy.
00:21:48.080 There's no way.
00:21:48.660 It's definitely me.
00:21:50.520 All right.
00:21:51.000 Get off with you some jumping jacks, by the way.
00:21:53.080 I'm not getting up and doing fucking jumping jacks to prove myself to you.
00:21:57.800 Fuck you.
00:21:59.660 No, actually.
00:22:00.500 No, actually fuck you that you think I'm a jester for your fucking amusement.
00:22:04.220 That I'm just going to get up and do some dumb ass shit like that.
00:22:07.200 No, fuck this, man.
00:22:08.340 Entitled ass fucking bitches every single time.
00:22:11.320 Every single time.
00:22:13.200 Every girl I've ever fucking met is so goddamn entitled.
00:22:16.780 Get up and do jumping.
00:22:17.920 It's not even like hold up five fingers.
00:22:19.900 It's get up and do jumping jacks.
00:22:22.100 It's like then you want to thought like bitches, man, are so ungrateful for everything.
00:22:28.900 Fuck.
00:22:30.160 Like I'm not doing that shit.
00:22:32.560 What's up?
00:22:33.580 How's it going, man?
00:22:34.160 Hey, what's up?
00:22:38.200 How are you?
00:22:39.300 How are you?
00:22:40.480 How old are you?
00:22:42.380 You're funny.
00:22:43.380 What?
00:22:44.740 You're funny.
00:22:45.780 Like really funny.
00:22:46.400 I look like I'm funny?
00:22:47.940 Like funny how?
00:22:49.600 Like funny like I'm a clown?
00:22:52.020 No, like I'm funny.
00:22:52.940 Like I'm supposed to be here to amuse you?
00:22:56.520 Yes.
00:22:59.980 Okay, you weren't supposed to say that.
00:23:01.420 Now I don't know what to say.
00:23:04.160 Funny how?
00:23:08.660 Do you guys know that reference?
00:23:10.220 You guys know that reference?
00:23:11.960 Goodfellas, you seen that?
00:23:14.000 Yeah.
00:23:14.600 Mr. Fun has a flower on it.
00:23:17.300 How old are you?
00:23:18.140 Oh.
00:23:20.720 Yeah, Goodfellas.
00:23:21.840 W.
00:23:22.300 W.
00:23:23.520 All right.
00:23:24.500 All right.
00:23:25.140 Good looking ghoul funny.
00:23:26.300 Yeah, for real.
00:23:27.780 Let's see.
00:23:29.820 Yeah.
00:23:30.620 Nootropics after monkey.
00:23:31.860 I'll go through it.
00:23:32.820 Yeah.
00:23:33.140 I don't want to drop too much bald knowledge.
00:23:35.900 Do you watch movies, Clav?
00:23:36.920 I used to.
00:23:37.580 I don't have time to watch movies.
00:23:39.520 What up?
00:23:42.400 I used to.
00:23:43.360 I used to.
00:23:44.180 What?
00:23:44.700 What's up, dog?
00:23:47.400 Are you the real Osama?
00:23:49.400 I am the real Osama.
00:23:51.840 Hell yeah, dude.
00:23:52.640 Are you streaming right now?
00:23:54.000 Yes, sir.
00:23:55.720 Hell yeah, dude.
00:23:56.800 I was going to play Russian roulette, but I don't think we should do that online.
00:23:59.980 No, definitely don't do that.
00:24:01.780 Yeah, definitely no.
00:24:03.200 Come on.
00:24:03.760 Don't do that.
00:24:04.260 Try AI face.
00:24:05.200 I don't want to do AI face.
00:24:06.660 I watch Netflix.
00:24:07.500 Not that much.
00:24:08.560 What's up, guys?
00:24:09.060 Hey.
00:24:09.600 How are you?
00:24:11.500 Great.
00:24:11.980 How are you?
00:24:12.600 How old are you?
00:24:14.340 18.
00:24:14.660 You got the whole...
00:24:16.180 Okay.
00:24:17.400 Okay, okay.
00:24:18.640 What's up?
00:24:19.460 Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:24:21.040 Wasn't talking to you.
00:24:23.100 Oh.
00:24:24.020 But have a good day.
00:24:25.760 Was not talking...
00:24:26.460 Do IRL?
00:24:27.080 Not right fucking now, man.
00:24:28.360 It's 11 p.m.
00:24:30.200 I'm not doing IRL every fucking day.
00:24:32.700 It's just useless.
00:24:34.260 It's retarded.
00:24:35.620 How old is you, cuz?
00:24:37.660 I don't know.
00:24:39.660 But I want to go on Discord.
00:24:42.420 What's up?
00:24:43.100 How's it going?
00:24:43.460 Hi.
00:24:43.720 Oh, they were like fucking five.
00:24:46.000 Yeah.
00:24:47.980 What's up, man?