Clavicular - I Challenged N3on in Football For $10k

00:00:00.000 who's your favorite actor my favorite actor probably like uh mia kalifa wow i think she

00:00:07.560 retired the game mine is sky bree no i'm just kidding dude i don't like any uh i don't like

00:00:12.140 porn stars at all do you feel like porn like like fucks up your brain it's disgusting yeah

00:00:15.100 yeah i don't watch dude i haven't watched porn since i was like 15. mia you have the soccer

00:00:19.080 jerseys can you pass me the thank you did you have to wear like a hazmat suit when you're around sky

00:00:25.540 bree no bro sky bree dead ass is one of the nicest girls i've ever met let me tell you why yeah

00:00:32.460 she's a whore yeah she like she got fucked up no but at the end of the day like i genuinely feel

00:00:36.900 like maybe i just look at the good in everyone but she's not like that anymore yeah she's not like

00:00:40.140 i feel like people can change i don't i don't think so bro hello sir once that's out there just

00:00:47.140 it's it's cooked you don't think yeah i don't know i just i look for the good in everyone

00:00:51.740 maybe i'm wrong i mean dude you should you ever i look for the good in everyone too she was pretty

00:00:57.080 good at sucking dick so i don't know i don't know why she stopped you never stream with sky bree like

00:01:02.020 me and her like we just like we had a picnic like it was cool vibes like nothing like too horny or

00:01:06.260 anything like you're just chill hmm i don't know and i would never even try to fuck her why because

00:01:12.220 i might just be gay let's go yeah holy fuck i was gonna say dude she's pretty hot

00:01:17.660 nah she yeah no sky bree is a very good looking um individual for real all right but um

00:01:22.900 thank you i gotta wear a soccer jersey uh yeah wait me you have two okay which one's mine

00:01:30.000 what is this is it drip what team is this

00:01:34.440 oh the blue one's mine yeah oh dude the blue one is drip that's messy what team does he play

00:01:40.720 for barcelona ata what is this messy this is a team i guess he's on this team all right let's go

00:01:48.440 well what country is messy i think it's from barcelona or some where's messy from chat all right

00:01:54.040 let's see all right let's put our jerseys on huh wait barcelona what do you mean i i don't i'm not

00:02:02.440 tapped into soccer like that i'm good at it though you're good at soccer fuck yeah fuck i mean that is

00:02:06.820 what i heard about basketball too i just i got tired yeah it's okay i mean dude i was exhausted

00:02:15.680 that was the worst thing ever this is a little funner easier funner yeah better all right let's

00:02:22.320 go i'll uh i'll take your word that sucks you can't do music on uh twitch i feel like that ruins

00:02:27.320 it so bad no you can't do music it's just on youtube it gets copyrighted oh for real are we

00:02:31.820 lagging here we go chat have you seen this messy jersey before it says messy on the front

00:02:38.900 what is this is this bad am i wearing it the wrong way wait i think you're wearing it backwards no i'll

00:02:45.540 say you swear to god wait why does it drip why does your say messy on the front mine says messy on the

00:02:50.580 back i don't know we could both be messy let's just both be messy bro fuck it it's from his national

00:02:57.520 team okay okay dude yeah these jerseys which which field do you use this one all right it's fake fake

00:03:03.500 it till you make it chat fake it till you fucking make it okay we're doing um penalties are actually

00:03:08.060 one i think penalties yeah penalties could penalties how first one to score i feel like we should do it

00:03:13.380 from far back though you think far back yeah like how far like like right here yeah yeah okay from

00:03:19.200 this line like right here okay hold on let me uh let me get a couple warm-ups go ahead

00:03:23.360 fuck i suck i dude let me try to do a warm-up hold on actually no i should probably do it right there

00:03:32.540 right yeah well you did it

00:03:33.700 dude i'm so fucking terrible

00:03:37.900 oh my god you're worse dude okay we definitely have to move it up a little bit

00:03:44.100 fucking hell bro are we just not athletic dude no we're fucking horrible fuck man that's why we do

00:03:50.240 fucking streaming this guy was talking about he wanted to join you know they said it was like

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00:04:19.080 their look you guys are going to want to check this one out all right let's do this right here

00:04:25.360 okay all right try kicking it from there i bet that's a little too close

00:04:30.320 that's good i feel like we should be like right like like right here in the middle of this green

00:04:37.240 shit yeah let me see

00:04:38.420 oh you fucking suck dude holy shit all right a little closer all right let's go all right that

00:04:45.740 10k is going straight into my balance might as well start punching in my crypto wallet now

00:04:51.300 all right let's see

00:04:53.200 boys i mean the form is fucking absolute why do you say wait question why do you say boys when

00:04:59.980 there's girls watching too i don't know one of my big viewers her name is rebecca on god there's

00:05:04.820 not one girl in my chat you're lying no i'm not lying you understand you think there's girls that

00:05:09.580 watch my stream yeah bro i fucking certainly hope not why if there are dude anytime i see a girl

00:05:14.740 posting my call on my banner immediately what the fuck what do you have against girls dude i mean

00:05:21.460 i just don't want them in the twitter come i got nothing against girls you know but we just don't

00:05:27.780 want any hose all right let's see all right wait wait wait hold on oh is that you think that's a

00:05:33.540 good space yeah all right ready whoa wait hold on a few ones you go first first one first one how

00:05:39.000 many goals chat five let's do rounds so we'll go we each get five shots and we got to see who makes

00:05:44.400 more in the round and we'll do three rounds three rounds of five yeah five shots each all right ready

00:05:48.860 wait hold on that's is that not too close no okay let's go no it's good it's good in the middle

00:05:54.480 let's go that green let's go that's good

00:05:57.600 whoa not bad let's fucking go

00:06:02.240 all right

00:06:06.160 god damn it yeah this is a little far actually no it's good 0 for 2. dude i would be surprised if

00:06:15.040 you could make it from here without a fucking goalie let's go at least i'm getting close

00:06:20.720 oh man man there we go that was one for three ed matthews would be proud of me right now he's

00:06:32.240 really good at this shit uh what penalties i just soccer i hope so football from the fucking uk

00:06:38.800 whoa wait you can't you can't start from that back yes i can who the fuck said that you can start

00:06:43.840 from wherever you want all right go god damn it fucking better for i'm one for four for four

00:06:51.600 shitter dude i just beat you fucking 15 to five in basketball all right let's see all right last one

00:07:03.280 this at the fucking uh whatever shit in the turf is disgusting

00:07:07.120 oh god damn bro my kicker foot we good all right just switch that wait

00:07:17.680 yeah i'm god i could literally do this with my eyes closed one for five

00:07:21.600 where's the ball one for five oh did you really just kick the ball all right yeah

00:07:27.760 don't sell i got this are we good wait all right let's see you neon all right can't even shoot it duh

00:07:35.200 was it right here yeah oh shit that is far dude yeah it's difficult i'm surprised i haven't even got

00:07:42.880 one could go in what the fuck let's see you do you kick it with your toe your big toe bro i thought

00:07:54.000 you said you were good at soccer you don't even know how to shoot it i don't play this shit oh okay

00:07:57.840 bang oh god he's so good to me bro i said we might have to move it up a panel uh after this round

00:08:13.040 what'd you say we might have to move it up a little after this round yeah low-key this is kind of brutal

00:08:16.800 oh my god i almost made that that was a good shot

00:08:25.120 fuck me bro that was actually pretty good

00:08:29.440 what do i aim for

00:08:35.680 it's impossible it's fucking bullshit these nets are too small what was that for my

00:08:39.440 fucking nail that was four shots three three shots yeah bro it hurts low-key

00:08:52.960 get out of here dude yeah these aren't even close

00:08:55.760 i lost 10k this is a small goal too this is not easy okay go ahead let's see

00:09:12.160 out of here easy all right now let's move it up man i'm round what i run uh the first round it's

00:09:18.480 three rounds

00:09:18.880 you're gonna know about rounds or total goals total goals total goals across you got one

00:09:26.160 i feel like i'm shooting on my toes bro all right ready no just go i think you go straight on that

00:09:32.080 line huh or no no let's go from right here we'll go up a panel each round no more purses chat no more

00:09:37.920 purses after this all right let's go wait start a little a little closer no dude there's no kill me bro

00:09:46.240 there's no limit bro i can't even kick it hard chat is there a limit no they start far back as

00:09:50.720 fucking real soccer okay

00:09:56.560 bang this is bullshit i'm like i'm not built for this bro

00:09:58.560 fuck this bro i'm a hooper one all right let's see let's see what are we saying

00:10:08.160 all right

00:10:08.560 how did that bang that's two two for two let's have a good round

00:10:20.560 i feel like i'm getting better dude should have picked football i'm an idiot

00:10:23.920 i'm learning i'm learning

00:10:24.960 that

00:10:31.920 shit went through my legs

00:10:33.360 fucking magnum let's go three for three it's a little harder now

00:10:38.400 this is up i'm not even kidding i think my toe is bleeding fuck it let's go

00:10:46.560 what yeah wow are you not what i caught it

00:10:49.520 no no no no no no bro you're over the fucking matter what bro instant reply you're over the

00:10:56.080 line that don't matter here dude i kicked that so hard it knocked you back that is not a goal

00:11:00.080 that is a goal i caught it though it doesn't matter bro you can't catch it inside the net they're saying

00:11:05.040 no goal hold on that's goal on god that you're inside the goal who the made that retarded ass rule

00:11:11.520 bro what you think they put this line here for no reason but i caught it though it doesn't matter

00:11:15.520 you caught it in the goal this isn't football holy shit dude some all right let's go i got

00:11:21.680 one more shot yeah can you get the football please all right one more shot boys let's see

00:11:28.240 it's not my thing bro that was that real power right there

00:11:35.840 bang you see i'm not gonna risk my hand for that that i gotta go five for five let me lock in

00:11:39.680 all right well yeah five for five let's go boys let's get it oh now my groin is like a

00:11:45.280 little bit shot yeah it's not gonna be easy to later this is not good right here yeah we might

00:11:52.960 have to cut out that segment from the stream

00:11:57.680 one live thank you did that no no don't do that on god bro it's up it touches i'm not even kidding it

00:12:05.360 touched on god that did not it didn't know it dead ass no don't do that chat did not touch the white

00:12:09.520 he's lying he's bro i literally blocked that weight out in front what no go

00:12:15.280 fucking scammers they said no goal all right bet i thought so they're spamming that all right bet

00:12:24.000 do you ever do that do you know the shrooms got me hallucinating do you ever make up fake chats

00:12:27.520 like when you're with people no you've never done that yes bro what what the is that

00:12:32.240 let's go boys easy

00:12:39.680 well no we're counting total

00:12:47.200 come on now dude i've actually dialed in so dialed all right let's go boys

00:12:53.760 all right what is that this is fourth shot no it's my third no this is your fourth

00:13:02.240 right back to him neon doesn't have the power dude

00:13:11.920 now he's gonna kick it too hard and not even get in

00:13:16.480 you see what i tell you easy 0 for 5 say goodbye buddy say goodbye i was gonna say we could do i was

00:13:24.480 thinking we'll move up a panel every single time but he didn't even make it all right what are we

00:13:30.240 thinking is there even a point to going from here i'm just gonna get it in every time i think i

00:13:35.200 i lost it's over because you got sick congrats it's all good what was that handshake dude come on

00:13:41.440 now i'm actually gonna think you're a lesbian let's see

00:13:44.960 dude you what yo bro i'm not in the mood not in the mood to shake my hand listen i lost good

00:13:49.360 sports can you give me one more chance in something please one more chance in something

00:13:52.880 regardless all you have regardless football please football football all right how do we even

00:13:56.640 one-on-one can you throw he'll throw one-on-one easy 100 thank you let's go all right that that's

00:14:03.520 not even my sport this is my real sport this is your sport this is my fucking are you serious

00:14:07.680 oh hold on let me get my phone what if that's your sport i think we should you know what this

00:14:13.520 is why i'm going to india i'm stopping the indian hate 2026 bro all right not with streams like this

00:14:18.640 bro all right enough is enough streams like this we're bringing the indian hate to 2030 bro you

00:14:28.240 got to get to oh you have a legit jersey for us for every sport okay i'm not gonna lie you put me wrong

00:14:36.000 today i thought i was gonna mog you you thought i was gonna you were gonna mog me in sports yeah i thought

00:14:40.800 it was about to be a whole different story i'm not gonna lie i got humbled maybe this is not my my

00:14:46.480 awakening i wanted this to be the year where i do sports and lock in do you want to fight on brand

00:14:50.160 risk but no no i can't i can't fight for i can't either bro are you really considering fighting um

00:14:56.480 no probably not no dude would you do a fight on branders against a girl

00:15:00.560 no i would what what you would fight like a girl boxer bro no just like a random girl you wouldn't do

00:15:07.920 that that's an easy win easy bag yeah and then you there's a bunch of clips you punch an uppercutting

00:15:12.320 a girl with her nose bleeding there's clips of me already oh yeah that's true oh hey man

00:15:15.760 fuck it whatever floats your boat man dude all right this is a real man's sport american football

00:15:20.320 god damn it american football what do you think about football uh dude i honestly think it's pretty

00:15:24.720 gay how you bro motherfuckers get hurt they get trucked they're tackling each other it's a real

00:15:29.200 man's sport bro and soccer locker room they're probably doing the elephant walk what is that you

00:15:34.240 don't know what the elephant walk is no oh bro i don't know that's not something i could explain to

00:15:38.800 you yeah i don't know you don't know about frat hazing no haze isn't that a drug haze yeah like where

00:15:45.520 they fuck with you to join a fraternity you didn't know they do that like they touch you

00:15:48.800 yeah but like no as you touching other people too you walk in a circle an elephant walk what do you

00:15:54.560 think you're doing i'll just let each other off not exactly but it's pretty gay like playing with

00:15:59.760 the balls dude i don't know what the they do you seem like you've done this before bro dude i got

00:16:04.560 kicked out of college before that even started oh i've done it be honest if someone asked you to

00:16:08.480 elephant walk no to join a fraternity dude fraternities aren't even cool

00:16:13.120 yeah the frats i go to they're kind of like a lot of people are stuck up and they're yeah it's

00:16:17.440 like bro like oh you can't draw my frat with that camera god damn it for real and they think it's

00:16:21.920 like some huge status symbol it's like brother i literally moggy to death i'm streaming on kick

00:16:26.720 right now all right so uh okay so he's the qb all right first one to damn bro this is big as

00:16:32.800 fuck what do you think this is uh pre-gym pre-quit gym uh this is all right first one of three catches

00:16:38.240 i'll let you start you're on a route you have to go further than what do you think yeah all right

00:16:42.400 so maybe maybe you 15 yards i think further than further than that white line and then or and you

00:16:48.000 start right well maybe you start right here and then further than that white line i bet yeah now

00:16:53.200 i think this line's cool let me lock the in no let's do this line from here yeah let's do this line

00:16:58.480 actually no from no that's cool that's cool this circle to white to pass white line like you have to

00:17:02.640 pass the white line no it's too far no no let's make it interesting okay it let's go all right

00:17:07.440 let's go no no from here from here all right who's your nfl comparison my nfl who do you play

00:17:12.320 like who do i play like uh probably like eli manning okay all right here you go you do

00:17:21.600 when you're passing it i could throw it around oh my bad my bad you're good you're good all right

00:17:27.040 ready should we i feel like we should do a warm-up no but we're not throwing it we're catching it

00:17:30.560 i know but okay sure we might as well like the boys we're like nfl court

00:17:36.800 let's see if uh oh he could actually throw a spiral i'm retarded

00:17:42.240 damn do you have an arm could you throw up pretty hard um not really i'm more of like a gentle i'm

00:17:48.960 like my homes like a gentle passer hmm what what do you think about that damn yeah let's go i bet

00:17:58.080 let me draw it out all right you can put the come show the route all right hold on it's the last

00:18:03.760 sport chat then we're gonna go do other shit let's just uh hmm should we just do something from right

00:18:09.840 here should we just do something simple like i think that's here here boom boom boom boom boom okay bet

00:18:21.440 easy you know yeah yeah that's a good route that's actually a fire ass route and you have to pass

00:18:26.240 the white line right yeah back right here one panel after the white one where's my line of scrimmage

00:18:32.080 right here yeah where's the line of scrimmage i can't pass this yeah all right now let's do one

00:18:36.640 more up one more okay cool let's go check him up right here yeah all right hold on let go

00:18:48.080 he sent me into the wall let's go let's go damn oh yeah you gotta watch the top

00:18:58.800 this is gonna be a hard ass segment pull up pull up pull up let's see

00:19:06.640 go you gotta show you're going this way oh my bad

00:19:16.560 okay all right let's go

00:19:24.400 you can't touch me yes i can

00:19:28.480 are you cross-eyed bro what was that pass bro you threw it to me brother are you kidding me

00:19:33.920 what was that pass that was not bro i i was finishing the zag no i was not no i was trying

00:19:41.200 to go over there and you went early all right whatever whatever all right let's make it happen

00:19:47.200 you're too far i gotta keep them all low that's fucking bullshit

00:19:51.520 hmm no that was two bad throws we're even here let's just

00:19:56.720 bro you did not run hey idiot that's the method you just you jog and then you run at the end

00:19:59.920 the white line and just throw it that should work

00:20:16.000 easy easy boys what is that defense i didn't know i didn't know you were gonna stop right there that's

00:20:21.600 cool trash defense oh that's just a point yeah first to three first at three yeah all right butter

00:20:31.840 my bad offside

00:20:40.320 let's go that's two brother i was wide open oh you can start right here i'm jumping i'm grabbing it are

00:20:46.480 you serious no no no no no no i see what you're doing you're trying to take my money with him

00:20:50.800 no i see is that whose fault is that that was your fault no because you were trying to go over

00:20:54.080 there i was where you were looking that's what you weren't even looking when he threw it i was

00:20:58.880 i was all over you that's cool that's actually brother in the nfl you have to switch the routes

00:21:04.800 mid if the no he's running his own defense no you don't that was a cover three that was a busted

00:21:09.520 play the receiver they smoke too much weed they forget the play and they throw interceptions yeah for

00:21:13.680 real so that's my fault i mean yeah whose fault is that chat yeah that's your fault all right let's go

00:21:20.000 all right um it's insane let's see here we are

00:21:27.120 it's insane bro all ready

00:21:36.320 yes you suck you jester you jester

00:21:41.120 look at my defense dude i could have reached these jerseys cut me off look at my defense

00:21:48.240 w's in the chat that was in the chat let's go oh my god dude are you w's in the chat bro

00:21:55.200 i got no okay if it's busted i'm basing him off of him just wait trust me i'm gonna scream i'm gonna make

00:22:00.480 a a donkey noise why donkey never mind all right quarterback his ass no he's not he's just high

00:22:09.200 i don't do drugs oh all right

00:22:13.120 the route just follow me let's go

00:22:17.920 listen bro i'm i imagine you're no listen imagine you're patrick mahomes i'm travis kelsey

00:22:22.960 let's go imagine you're kareem hunt and i'm his girlfriend oh

00:22:31.200 shit

00:22:33.520 wow bro you are so fucking powerful man dude i was wide open no you were not i swatted it down

00:22:40.240 brother i was you throw it right here brother brother look at the ceiling is there one with no ceiling no

00:22:46.160 no all right here this is what this is what we're doing that's crazy bro no it doesn't matter it's

00:22:52.480 all right it that's fucking insane i'm getting sold right now bro i cannot lose 15k

00:22:57.680 give me a sec bro there's no way i know i just paid 15k to stream give me a second

00:23:02.880 i saw that jester let's go

00:23:17.600 no boys oh bad pass

00:23:23.040 bad fast dude behind me oh my god it was crazy growing up i was always the punter for my school team

00:23:29.680 i told you i'd do that you were the punter i was the punter huh the one position i didn't get

00:23:37.120 touched all right trust me let's go have faith brother bismillah let me start throwing you good

00:23:44.800 balls yes all right cut me a bigger cut me a bigger eye boys pray for neon here listen

00:23:51.520 if i lose this i still lose 5k if i win this i'll give you an extra 150 dollars lock the in

00:23:57.120 one come on huh it's not call my brother's bullshit let's go they're doing a play called

00:24:06.720 bullshit boys see what the fuck they got

00:24:14.720 get out of here with that that's my fault that's my fault dude that was such a horribly run route

00:24:19.680 that's my fault it's not about to fit the end it's about to finish wait what

00:24:22.880 i'm bro fucking hell i'm tired all right let's go one oh it's for half my money back run that back

00:24:33.840 okay he said run it back chat by the way

00:24:36.160 oh you got a nut pull his pants up brother what the bro you're supposed to be equal you're supposed

00:24:53.840 to be equal bro he said you give me 150 he said he'd give me 2k all right what all right come on

00:24:58.720 do not clip farm let's go come on let's go

00:25:08.960 good good to see you bud are you serious

00:25:13.760 dude i'll even give him two one nah two one never be too nice to your opponent i'll even give him that

00:25:18.240 all right i'm up let's go oh wow two one first two three one by two all right we lock the fuck in

00:25:25.120 hmm let's see boys we got to think of something good here uh i'm sorry right here

00:25:33.360 hurry up i like the one

00:25:37.600 i bet i always tell them

00:25:45.360 yeah

00:25:49.680 easy dot dime them up good game three for three buddy let's go shake up on it i'm gonna lie chat

00:26:04.560 the day you see me play another sport on stream i'm gay like closet like i came out the closet

00:26:09.200 100 this is insane bro i've never lost all right now let's do a fortnite one-on-one

00:26:13.680 i would fucking shit on you in that all right let's do a scamming one-on-one i was losing that

00:26:20.000 what scamming one-on-one yeah on the call center you think we both hop on the mic you wouldn't win

00:26:26.240 i promise you i'm better than you at that are redeeming gift cards

00:26:28.720 fuck you all right let's go get some food bro all right i'm not gonna lie never again will you

00:26:33.040 see a sport on stream you have my word i'm never playing this yeah dude me neither

00:26:37.040 good game good game to neon good game you got the best of me i thought that was pretty good chat

00:26:40.240 everyone when you clip it just make sure you show my good moments and his bad moments yeah let's go

00:26:44.560 i mean hell man let's see do not redeem holy overused joke so funny like thank you

00:26:55.120 motherfuckers oh thank you motherfuckers been spamming do not redeem for three years

00:26:58.880 exactly bro it's done yeah oh yeah ptsd like guys the low taper fade meme is over

00:27:05.600 what about the six seven shit that all the little kids are doing oh my god bro that's even worse

00:27:12.640 yeah for real they say scrilla took my soul scrilla because he put up the the make the

00:27:18.480 maker of that song he put a mask on me and said i got your soul neon wait what yeah he put his mask

00:27:24.640 on me he said he takes people's souls with a mask huh interesting oh i would fucking shit on you in

00:27:28.800 this sport but no more and what sport this one right here what even is this is this even a sport

00:27:32.960 pickleball bro no i would fucking pee in your butt what the fuck i swear dude no you're gonna

00:27:39.280 destroy that pickleball what you think you think after three and ruins in a row that anything would

00:27:44.800 go different chat should we run some pickleball or should we dip uh i don't know that could be a good

00:27:50.160 segment i do want to see how it feels when you pee in my butt whoa all right never mind no pickleball

00:27:56.160 boys no pickleball for sure they're saying yes no they're saying dip dip all right let's go yeah

00:28:03.840 oh yeah i'm hungry too yeah let's get some food yeah for real all right let's run some like chick-fil-a

Clavicular - February 07, 2026

I Challenged N3on in Football For $10k

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