I Challenged N3on in Football For $10k
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Summary
In this episode, the boys talk about their favorite actors, soccer jerseys, porn, and the worst thing they ve ever done in their life. Clav and Laminia talk about how to improve your social skills and how to get the most out of your time in school.
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who's your favorite actor my favorite actor probably like uh mia kalifa wow i think she
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retired the game mine is sky bree no i'm just kidding dude i don't like any uh i don't like
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porn stars at all do you feel like porn like like fucks up your brain it's disgusting yeah
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yeah i don't watch dude i haven't watched porn since i was like 15. mia you have the soccer
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jerseys can you pass me the thank you did you have to wear like a hazmat suit when you're around sky
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bree no bro sky bree dead ass is one of the nicest girls i've ever met let me tell you why yeah
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she's a whore yeah she like she got fucked up no but at the end of the day like i genuinely feel
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like maybe i just look at the good in everyone but she's not like that anymore yeah she's not like
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i feel like people can change i don't i don't think so bro hello sir once that's out there just
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it's it's cooked you don't think yeah i don't know i just i look for the good in everyone
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maybe i'm wrong i mean dude you should you ever i look for the good in everyone too she was pretty
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good at sucking dick so i don't know i don't know why she stopped you never stream with sky bree like
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me and her like we just like we had a picnic like it was cool vibes like nothing like too horny or
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anything like you're just chill hmm i don't know and i would never even try to fuck her why because
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i might just be gay let's go yeah holy fuck i was gonna say dude she's pretty hot
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nah she yeah no sky bree is a very good looking um individual for real all right but um
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thank you i gotta wear a soccer jersey uh yeah wait me you have two okay which one's mine
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oh the blue one's mine yeah oh dude the blue one is drip that's messy what team does he play
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for barcelona ata what is this messy this is a team i guess he's on this team all right let's go
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well what country is messy i think it's from barcelona or some where's messy from chat all right
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let's see all right let's put our jerseys on huh wait barcelona what do you mean i i don't i'm not
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tapped into soccer like that i'm good at it though you're good at soccer fuck yeah fuck i mean that is
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what i heard about basketball too i just i got tired yeah it's okay i mean dude i was exhausted
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that was the worst thing ever this is a little funner easier funner yeah better all right let's
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go i'll uh i'll take your word that sucks you can't do music on uh twitch i feel like that ruins
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it so bad no you can't do music it's just on youtube it gets copyrighted oh for real are we
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lagging here we go chat have you seen this messy jersey before it says messy on the front
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what is this is this bad am i wearing it the wrong way wait i think you're wearing it backwards no i'll
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say you swear to god wait why does it drip why does your say messy on the front mine says messy on the
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back i don't know we could both be messy let's just both be messy bro fuck it it's from his national
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team okay okay dude yeah these jerseys which which field do you use this one all right it's fake fake
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it till you make it chat fake it till you fucking make it okay we're doing um penalties are actually
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one i think penalties yeah penalties could penalties how first one to score i feel like we should do it
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from far back though you think far back yeah like how far like like right here yeah yeah okay from
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this line like right here okay hold on let me uh let me get a couple warm-ups go ahead
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fuck i suck i dude let me try to do a warm-up hold on actually no i should probably do it right there
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oh my god you're worse dude okay we definitely have to move it up a little bit
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fucking hell bro are we just not athletic dude no we're fucking horrible fuck man that's why we do
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fucking streaming this guy was talking about he wanted to join you know they said it was like
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laminia mall brother if you agree with clav's message and you're serious about improving your
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their look you guys are going to want to check this one out all right let's do this right here
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okay all right try kicking it from there i bet that's a little too close
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that's good i feel like we should be like right like like right here in the middle of this green
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oh you fucking suck dude holy shit all right a little closer all right let's go all right that
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10k is going straight into my balance might as well start punching in my crypto wallet now
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boys i mean the form is fucking absolute why do you say wait question why do you say boys when
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there's girls watching too i don't know one of my big viewers her name is rebecca on god there's
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not one girl in my chat you're lying no i'm not lying you understand you think there's girls that
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watch my stream yeah bro i fucking certainly hope not why if there are dude anytime i see a girl
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posting my call on my banner immediately what the fuck what do you have against girls dude i mean
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i just don't want them in the twitter come i got nothing against girls you know but we just don't
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want any hose all right let's see all right wait wait wait hold on oh is that you think that's a
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good space yeah all right ready whoa wait hold on a few ones you go first first one first one how
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many goals chat five let's do rounds so we'll go we each get five shots and we got to see who makes
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more in the round and we'll do three rounds three rounds of five yeah five shots each all right ready
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wait hold on that's is that not too close no okay let's go no it's good it's good in the middle
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god damn it yeah this is a little far actually no it's good 0 for 2. dude i would be surprised if
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you could make it from here without a fucking goalie let's go at least i'm getting close
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oh man man there we go that was one for three ed matthews would be proud of me right now he's
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really good at this shit uh what penalties i just soccer i hope so football from the fucking uk
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whoa wait you can't you can't start from that back yes i can who the fuck said that you can start
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from wherever you want all right go god damn it fucking better for i'm one for four for four
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shitter dude i just beat you fucking 15 to five in basketball all right let's see all right last one
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this at the fucking uh whatever shit in the turf is disgusting
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oh god damn bro my kicker foot we good all right just switch that wait
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yeah i'm god i could literally do this with my eyes closed one for five
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where's the ball one for five oh did you really just kick the ball all right yeah
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don't sell i got this are we good wait all right let's see you neon all right can't even shoot it duh
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was it right here yeah oh shit that is far dude yeah it's difficult i'm surprised i haven't even got
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one could go in what the fuck let's see you do you kick it with your toe your big toe bro i thought
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you said you were good at soccer you don't even know how to shoot it i don't play this shit oh okay
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bang oh god he's so good to me bro i said we might have to move it up a panel uh after this round
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what'd you say we might have to move it up a little after this round yeah low-key this is kind of brutal
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oh my god i almost made that that was a good shot
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it's impossible it's fucking bullshit these nets are too small what was that for my
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fucking nail that was four shots three three shots yeah bro it hurts low-key
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get out of here dude yeah these aren't even close
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i lost 10k this is a small goal too this is not easy okay go ahead let's see
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out of here easy all right now let's move it up man i'm round what i run uh the first round it's
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you're gonna know about rounds or total goals total goals total goals across you got one
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i feel like i'm shooting on my toes bro all right ready no just go i think you go straight on that
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line huh or no no let's go from right here we'll go up a panel each round no more purses chat no more
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purses after this all right let's go wait start a little a little closer no dude there's no kill me bro
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there's no limit bro i can't even kick it hard chat is there a limit no they start far back as
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bang this is bullshit i'm like i'm not built for this bro
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fuck this bro i'm a hooper one all right let's see let's see what are we saying
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how did that bang that's two two for two let's have a good round
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i feel like i'm getting better dude should have picked football i'm an idiot
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fucking magnum let's go three for three it's a little harder now
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this is up i'm not even kidding i think my toe is bleeding fuck it let's go
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what yeah wow are you not what i caught it
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no no no no no no bro you're over the fucking matter what bro instant reply you're over the
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line that don't matter here dude i kicked that so hard it knocked you back that is not a goal
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that is a goal i caught it though it doesn't matter bro you can't catch it inside the net they're saying
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no goal hold on that's goal on god that you're inside the goal who the made that retarded ass rule
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bro what you think they put this line here for no reason but i caught it though it doesn't matter
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you caught it in the goal this isn't football holy shit dude some all right let's go i got
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one more shot yeah can you get the football please all right one more shot boys let's see
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it's not my thing bro that was that real power right there
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bang you see i'm not gonna risk my hand for that that i gotta go five for five let me lock in
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all right well yeah five for five let's go boys let's get it oh now my groin is like a
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little bit shot yeah it's not gonna be easy to later this is not good right here yeah we might
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one live thank you did that no no don't do that on god bro it's up it touches i'm not even kidding it
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touched on god that did not it didn't know it dead ass no don't do that chat did not touch the white
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he's lying he's bro i literally blocked that weight out in front what no go
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fucking scammers they said no goal all right bet i thought so they're spamming that all right bet
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do you ever do that do you know the shrooms got me hallucinating do you ever make up fake chats
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like when you're with people no you've never done that yes bro what what the is that
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come on now dude i've actually dialed in so dialed all right let's go boys
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all right what is that this is fourth shot no it's my third no this is your fourth
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right back to him neon doesn't have the power dude
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now he's gonna kick it too hard and not even get in
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you see what i tell you easy 0 for 5 say goodbye buddy say goodbye i was gonna say we could do i was
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thinking we'll move up a panel every single time but he didn't even make it all right what are we
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thinking is there even a point to going from here i'm just gonna get it in every time i think i
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i lost it's over because you got sick congrats it's all good what was that handshake dude come on
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now i'm actually gonna think you're a lesbian let's see
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dude you what yo bro i'm not in the mood not in the mood to shake my hand listen i lost good
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sports can you give me one more chance in something please one more chance in something
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regardless all you have regardless football please football football all right how do we even
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one-on-one can you throw he'll throw one-on-one easy 100 thank you let's go all right that that's
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not even my sport this is my real sport this is your sport this is my fucking are you serious
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oh hold on let me get my phone what if that's your sport i think we should you know what this
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is why i'm going to india i'm stopping the indian hate 2026 bro all right not with streams like this
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bro all right enough is enough streams like this we're bringing the indian hate to 2030 bro you
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got to get to oh you have a legit jersey for us for every sport okay i'm not gonna lie you put me wrong
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today i thought i was gonna mog you you thought i was gonna you were gonna mog me in sports yeah i thought
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it was about to be a whole different story i'm not gonna lie i got humbled maybe this is not my my
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awakening i wanted this to be the year where i do sports and lock in do you want to fight on brand
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risk but no no i can't i can't fight for i can't either bro are you really considering fighting um
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no probably not no dude would you do a fight on branders against a girl
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no i would what what you would fight like a girl boxer bro no just like a random girl you wouldn't do
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that that's an easy win easy bag yeah and then you there's a bunch of clips you punch an uppercutting
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a girl with her nose bleeding there's clips of me already oh yeah that's true oh hey man
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fuck it whatever floats your boat man dude all right this is a real man's sport american football
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god damn it american football what do you think about football uh dude i honestly think it's pretty
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gay how you bro motherfuckers get hurt they get trucked they're tackling each other it's a real
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man's sport bro and soccer locker room they're probably doing the elephant walk what is that you
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don't know what the elephant walk is no oh bro i don't know that's not something i could explain to
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you yeah i don't know you don't know about frat hazing no haze isn't that a drug haze yeah like where
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they fuck with you to join a fraternity you didn't know they do that like they touch you
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yeah but like no as you touching other people too you walk in a circle an elephant walk what do you
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think you're doing i'll just let each other off not exactly but it's pretty gay like playing with
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the balls dude i don't know what the they do you seem like you've done this before bro dude i got
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kicked out of college before that even started oh i've done it be honest if someone asked you to
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elephant walk no to join a fraternity dude fraternities aren't even cool
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yeah the frats i go to they're kind of like a lot of people are stuck up and they're yeah it's
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like bro like oh you can't draw my frat with that camera god damn it for real and they think it's
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like some huge status symbol it's like brother i literally moggy to death i'm streaming on kick
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right now all right so uh okay so he's the qb all right first one to damn bro this is big as
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fuck what do you think this is uh pre-gym pre-quit gym uh this is all right first one of three catches
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i'll let you start you're on a route you have to go further than what do you think yeah all right
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so maybe maybe you 15 yards i think further than further than that white line and then or and you
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start right well maybe you start right here and then further than that white line i bet yeah now
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i think this line's cool let me lock the in no let's do this line from here yeah let's do this line
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actually no from no that's cool that's cool this circle to white to pass white line like you have to
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pass the white line no it's too far no no let's make it interesting okay it let's go all right
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let's go no no from here from here all right who's your nfl comparison my nfl who do you play
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like who do i play like uh probably like eli manning okay all right here you go you do
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when you're passing it i could throw it around oh my bad my bad you're good you're good all right
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ready should we i feel like we should do a warm-up no but we're not throwing it we're catching it
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i know but okay sure we might as well like the boys we're like nfl court
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let's see if uh oh he could actually throw a spiral i'm retarded
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damn do you have an arm could you throw up pretty hard um not really i'm more of like a gentle i'm
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like my homes like a gentle passer hmm what what do you think about that damn yeah let's go i bet
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let me draw it out all right you can put the come show the route all right hold on it's the last
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sport chat then we're gonna go do other shit let's just uh hmm should we just do something from right
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here should we just do something simple like i think that's here here boom boom boom boom boom okay bet
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easy you know yeah yeah that's a good route that's actually a fire ass route and you have to pass
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the white line right yeah back right here one panel after the white one where's my line of scrimmage
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right here yeah where's the line of scrimmage i can't pass this yeah all right now let's do one
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more up one more okay cool let's go check him up right here yeah all right hold on let go
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he sent me into the wall let's go let's go damn oh yeah you gotta watch the top
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this is gonna be a hard ass segment pull up pull up pull up let's see
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go you gotta show you're going this way oh my bad
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are you cross-eyed bro what was that pass bro you threw it to me brother are you kidding me
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what was that pass that was not bro i i was finishing the zag no i was not no i was trying
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to go over there and you went early all right whatever whatever all right let's make it happen
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you're too far i gotta keep them all low that's fucking bullshit
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hmm no that was two bad throws we're even here let's just
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bro you did not run hey idiot that's the method you just you jog and then you run at the end
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the white line and just throw it that should work
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easy easy boys what is that defense i didn't know i didn't know you were gonna stop right there that's
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cool trash defense oh that's just a point yeah first to three first at three yeah all right butter
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let's go that's two brother i was wide open oh you can start right here i'm jumping i'm grabbing it are
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you serious no no no no no no i see what you're doing you're trying to take my money with him
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no i see is that whose fault is that that was your fault no because you were trying to go over
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there i was where you were looking that's what you weren't even looking when he threw it i was
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i was all over you that's cool that's actually brother in the nfl you have to switch the routes
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mid if the no he's running his own defense no you don't that was a cover three that was a busted
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play the receiver they smoke too much weed they forget the play and they throw interceptions yeah for
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real so that's my fault i mean yeah whose fault is that chat yeah that's your fault all right let's go
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look at my defense dude i could have reached these jerseys cut me off look at my defense
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w's in the chat that was in the chat let's go oh my god dude are you w's in the chat bro
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i got no okay if it's busted i'm basing him off of him just wait trust me i'm gonna scream i'm gonna make
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a a donkey noise why donkey never mind all right quarterback his ass no he's not he's just high
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listen bro i'm i imagine you're no listen imagine you're patrick mahomes i'm travis kelsey
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let's go imagine you're kareem hunt and i'm his girlfriend oh
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wow bro you are so fucking powerful man dude i was wide open no you were not i swatted it down
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brother i was you throw it right here brother brother look at the ceiling is there one with no ceiling no
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no all right here this is what this is what we're doing that's crazy bro no it doesn't matter it's
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all right it that's fucking insane i'm getting sold right now bro i cannot lose 15k
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give me a sec bro there's no way i know i just paid 15k to stream give me a second
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bad fast dude behind me oh my god it was crazy growing up i was always the punter for my school team
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i told you i'd do that you were the punter i was the punter huh the one position i didn't get
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touched all right trust me let's go have faith brother bismillah let me start throwing you good
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balls yes all right cut me a bigger cut me a bigger eye boys pray for neon here listen
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if i lose this i still lose 5k if i win this i'll give you an extra 150 dollars lock the in
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one come on huh it's not call my brother's bullshit let's go they're doing a play called
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get out of here with that that's my fault that's my fault dude that was such a horribly run route
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that's my fault it's not about to fit the end it's about to finish wait what
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i'm bro fucking hell i'm tired all right let's go one oh it's for half my money back run that back
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oh you got a nut pull his pants up brother what the bro you're supposed to be equal you're supposed
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to be equal bro he said you give me 150 he said he'd give me 2k all right what all right come on
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dude i'll even give him two one nah two one never be too nice to your opponent i'll even give him that
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all right i'm up let's go oh wow two one first two three one by two all right we lock the fuck in
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hmm let's see boys we got to think of something good here uh i'm sorry right here
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easy dot dime them up good game three for three buddy let's go shake up on it i'm gonna lie chat
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the day you see me play another sport on stream i'm gay like closet like i came out the closet
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100 this is insane bro i've never lost all right now let's do a fortnite one-on-one
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i would fucking shit on you in that all right let's do a scamming one-on-one i was losing that
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what scamming one-on-one yeah on the call center you think we both hop on the mic you wouldn't win
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i promise you i'm better than you at that are redeeming gift cards
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fuck you all right let's go get some food bro all right i'm not gonna lie never again will you
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see a sport on stream you have my word i'm never playing this yeah dude me neither
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good game good game to neon good game you got the best of me i thought that was pretty good chat
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everyone when you clip it just make sure you show my good moments and his bad moments yeah let's go
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i mean hell man let's see do not redeem holy overused joke so funny like thank you
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motherfuckers oh thank you motherfuckers been spamming do not redeem for three years
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exactly bro it's done yeah oh yeah ptsd like guys the low taper fade meme is over
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what about the six seven shit that all the little kids are doing oh my god bro that's even worse
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yeah for real they say scrilla took my soul scrilla because he put up the the make the
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maker of that song he put a mask on me and said i got your soul neon wait what yeah he put his mask
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on me he said he takes people's souls with a mask huh interesting oh i would fucking shit on you in
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this sport but no more and what sport this one right here what even is this is this even a sport
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pickleball bro no i would fucking pee in your butt what the fuck i swear dude no you're gonna
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destroy that pickleball what you think you think after three and ruins in a row that anything would
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go different chat should we run some pickleball or should we dip uh i don't know that could be a good
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segment i do want to see how it feels when you pee in my butt whoa all right never mind no pickleball
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boys no pickleball for sure they're saying yes no they're saying dip dip all right let's go yeah
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oh yeah i'm hungry too yeah let's get some food yeah for real all right let's run some like chick-fil-a