Clavicular - February 06, 2026


I 1v1'ed N3on in Basketball for $10K


Episode Stats


Length

23 minutes

Words per minute

140.8724

Word count

3,363

Sentence count

282

Harmful content

Misogyny

7

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Toxicity

253

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Hate speech

17

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Summary

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In this episode, the boys talk about the NBA Playoffs, the NBA Finals, and much more. Also, we have a new segment called "Sports Picks" where we give away $10k wagers in the NBA and other sports.

Transcript

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00:00:00.140 You're good to start.
00:00:03.460 Bang.
00:00:05.240 I'm live too.
00:00:06.640 You got the mic?
00:00:08.460 Bye.
00:00:09.140 Yeah, we're all good.
00:00:10.180 Hold up.
00:00:10.680 It's better to cook the music for a second while I pull up my stream.
00:00:14.120 Here, you should use my phone to check.
00:00:15.980 No, I'll just, um, let's see.
00:00:18.200 It says offline.
00:00:20.100 You're not live?
00:00:20.640 No, it says we're live on here, so.
00:00:22.440 Yeah.
00:00:22.760 Probably just lagging.
00:00:24.660 All right, let's see.
00:00:26.140 Yep.
00:00:26.320 Mr. Beast says Clavicular is the biggest up-and-coming streamer.
00:00:30.280 This has to be a troll.
00:00:32.860 Wait, what?
00:00:34.760 You, I'm sorry.
00:00:36.140 Okay, just lagging your mind for that thing would be, like, the...
00:00:39.340 I think...
00:00:40.780 I mean, probably, it would make us have to be the best, but since we've started part of the future, right?
00:00:46.260 What's that, chat?
00:00:47.620 I think this is, like, small, small, small stuff, right?
00:00:50.380 I think it's on the counter.
00:00:51.920 Yeah.
00:00:52.180 I mean, um... 0.99
00:00:55.180 Oh, shit, that's actually a real clip. 1.00
00:01:15.300 What the fuck? 1.00
00:01:16.540 Dude, I've shit-talked him so bad. 1.00
00:01:18.600 Who, Mr. Beast? 1.00
00:01:19.460 Yeah.
00:01:19.960 What'd you say about him?
00:01:20.580 Dude, I just said that, like, after the Aiden thing, how he just, like, farmed him for money. 0.91
00:01:25.300 I was like, bro, that was shitty.
00:01:27.320 Um, and I said it's, like, too corporate and stuff. 0.88
00:01:29.880 Just like the usual. 0.99
00:01:31.360 Wait, did my shit work? 1.00
00:01:32.260 Nothing too bad. 1.00
00:01:33.120 Oh.
00:01:34.700 Hey, chat!
00:01:35.980 Yeah, did yours work?
00:01:37.040 Yeah, I'm good.
00:01:37.700 You're good, too.
00:01:38.340 Yeah.
00:01:39.220 What's good, Fajal? 1.00
00:01:39.860 Thanks for the sub, mate.
00:01:40.860 Five star, what up?
00:01:42.480 Hey.
00:01:44.260 Okay, fire. 1.00
00:01:44.960 Um, my biggest disabled supporter said, fuck you, Clapp. 1.00
00:01:48.760 He's, so he has a disability where he can't, he, like, this is real. 1.00
00:01:51.640 He can't, he can't leave, um, like, ten miles within his house.
00:01:55.780 Is he a sex offender?
00:01:58.080 No, I don't think, are you a smoke, are you?
00:01:59.940 I think that's the, that sounds exactly like what it is. 0.99
00:02:03.700 Yo, damn, he actually, no, I don't think so. 0.93
00:02:05.800 He's a good guy. 0.99
00:02:06.440 He's a good guy? 0.92
00:02:06.840 He's like 40, he's never, he's never fucked yet. 0.96
00:02:08.720 He's waiting for the right girl. 0.99
00:02:10.380 I don't know, man.
00:02:11.940 I'd say around, uh, stay away from that guy, that's for sure. 1.00
00:02:15.080 He said, fuck no. 1.00
00:02:16.620 Legendary duo. 0.99
00:02:17.160 It's gonna be a great stream today, but right now we're not a, you know, we're not a duo.
00:02:20.040 We're against each other. 0.99
00:02:21.240 Chat, we have, oh, fuck. 1.00
00:02:24.020 What, gifted? 1.00
00:02:25.380 Razak with the 50. 0.93
00:02:27.440 Fire.
00:02:27.980 I love you.
00:02:28.440 You're that weird gift that I gift you, gift you, like, 50k, right?
00:02:30.800 It's not weird, bro.
00:02:31.640 Well, not weird, but like, it's like a, like an obsession.
00:02:34.320 Yeah.
00:02:34.560 Keep gifting him.
00:02:35.360 Yeah, I appreciate it, because we're gonna do it.
00:02:36.700 Raz, I love you.
00:02:37.260 We're doing a 10k wager, right, in basketball?
00:02:39.460 Yeah, we are. 1.00
00:02:39.960 Oh, I need more gifted, actually, fuck. 0.99
00:02:41.620 Got a lot of money up. 1.00
00:02:42.400 Raz, I love you.
00:02:43.260 Chad, if you want sports picks, hit him up. 0.95
00:02:44.420 He's fucking amazing. 0.89
00:02:44.980 I love you, bro. 0.98
00:02:45.820 All righty, boys. 0.99
00:02:46.980 10k wager versus fucking, uh, they're saying I'm dressed like a jester. 1.00
00:02:51.000 What the fuck, dude? 1.00
00:02:51.680 This was Neon's idea. 1.00
00:02:52.620 No, you're messing the headband.
00:02:53.880 Oh, for real.
00:02:55.040 I think the headband's gonna cap it off.
00:02:56.620 Raz, I love you.
00:02:57.160 Thank you, brother. 1.00
00:02:58.040 Yeah, but is this shit gonna give me a fucking brain aneurism? 1.00
00:03:00.540 No, you're good, you're good. 1.00
00:03:02.360 You're good.
00:03:02.780 Now you look like Jokic.
00:03:03.540 You know who Jokic is?
00:03:05.780 Yeah, I know a little bit about basketball.
00:03:07.280 You look hard.
00:03:08.400 The big game.
00:03:09.100 Does he look hard or no?
00:03:11.260 Yeah.
00:03:12.080 Let me see.
00:03:13.160 Let's take a look how autistic this is. 0.99
00:03:16.060 Yeah, this is not.
00:03:17.060 No, because you didn't do it right, bro.
00:03:18.660 Do it for me.
00:03:19.460 I got you.
00:03:20.400 Make me look, make me look drip.
00:03:22.140 Now you look hard.
00:03:23.360 All right, bet.
00:03:24.240 Let me see on the camera.
00:03:25.880 All right, we good.
00:03:26.800 Dude, I do not look hard. 1.00
00:03:27.820 I look like a fucking lesbian. 1.00
00:03:29.680 All right, but let's, uh, let's get into the basketball. 1.00
00:03:31.920 All right, Chad, we got three sports.
00:03:34.140 Um, basketball, football, and soccer.
00:03:37.320 Um, this game will go to 15.
00:03:39.220 We both have no stamina.
00:03:40.520 Yeah.
00:03:40.660 You, because you, well, you don't even smoke.
00:03:42.440 Nah, dude, not at all.
00:03:43.260 You just, I just am not athletic.
00:03:44.780 I'm a bum.
00:03:45.760 I literally, like.
00:03:46.240 No, you're not, bro.
00:03:46.640 Look at your physique.
00:03:47.780 Yeah, but I mean, this is because I'm juicing.
00:03:49.980 I don't work out.
00:03:51.580 I kind of just sit in my room all day.
00:03:53.400 I don't think I've actually done anything but DoorDash food for, like, the past three months.
00:03:57.200 So, uh, yeah.
00:03:58.660 I feel like before streaming, were you more locked in?
00:04:00.640 Like, working out?
00:04:01.020 Yeah, I was definitely more locked in.
00:04:01.920 This is bad.
00:04:02.340 Don't become a streamer, Chad.
00:04:03.400 All right?
00:04:03.640 Streaming.
00:04:04.080 Look at me and look at Clav.
00:04:05.100 Actually, no, I can't even do that. 1.00
00:04:06.040 Fuck. 1.00
00:04:06.320 Look at me. 1.00
00:04:06.740 No, literally.
00:04:07.380 No, no, both of us, bro.
00:04:09.460 I'm definitely falling off quickly.
00:04:11.100 So, it's bad.
00:04:12.680 Streaming is the worst thing you can do for your health and longevity.
00:04:15.100 I feel like I'm ascending.
00:04:16.260 You're ascending?
00:04:16.840 Am I?
00:04:17.240 I'm descending, bro.
00:04:18.280 No, you're not, bro.
00:04:19.140 No, you're ascending, yeah.
00:04:19.940 Ah, thanks, bro.
00:04:20.960 100%.
00:04:20.980 All right, let's go.
00:04:22.120 Let's get this started.
00:04:22.780 Chat, we have this, and then we're going to do two other sports.
00:04:24.740 It's the first one to win two.
00:04:26.220 All right.
00:04:26.640 You ready?
00:04:27.020 Sounds good.
00:04:27.620 Get some warm-up shots in first.
00:04:28.880 Me?
00:04:29.240 Yeah.
00:04:29.620 All right.
00:04:31.720 He doesn't need warm-up shots.
00:04:36.980 Yeah, no music.
00:04:38.080 You're actually not, bro, you're not bad.
00:04:39.460 You said he shoots with one hand.
00:04:41.700 Let me get my headband on.
00:04:45.620 He's actually not bad.
00:04:46.900 Ah.
00:04:48.200 You lied to me, bro. 1.00
00:04:49.160 Let me lock the fuck in. 1.00
00:04:51.500 All right. 0.99
00:04:52.600 By the way, do you see your flag, Chad?
00:04:54.320 Do you see your flag on the wall? 1.00
00:04:55.440 Oh, your ass. 1.00
00:04:56.360 Yeah, I'm pretty bad, dude. 1.00
00:04:57.620 You can make a layup, right?
00:04:59.740 Ah.
00:05:01.120 Layup lines?
00:05:01.840 What do you think?
00:05:02.420 Yeah.
00:05:03.120 Back in school.
00:05:07.020 Yo, he...
00:05:07.800 You are not bad, bro.
00:05:10.500 Now, me on the other hand.
00:05:12.980 I'm tough.
00:05:14.240 Oh, no.
00:05:15.020 By the way, this hoop's like a little double rim, so...
00:05:17.860 Is it a double rim?
00:05:18.720 A little bit. 1.00
00:05:19.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:05:19.940 Oh, my God, dude. 1.00
00:05:20.940 I'm actually...
00:05:22.340 This is not good.
00:05:25.140 Okay, all right.
00:05:26.240 To 15.
00:05:27.420 All right.
00:05:27.780 Ones and twos.
00:05:28.940 Halftime at eight.
00:05:30.180 All right.
00:05:30.680 Chat, who do y'all got?
00:05:31.920 Clav's chat, too.
00:05:32.580 Who do y'all got?
00:05:32.940 Dude, after seeing that jumper, dude, we might need to lower the wager. 1.00
00:05:35.340 Fuck. 1.00
00:05:36.820 That's not going to be good. 1.00
00:05:37.940 It's all right.
00:05:38.360 It's all right.
00:05:38.840 Who do y'all got, chat?
00:05:39.980 But I'm looking like Pete Jester right now in this fit.
00:05:42.220 You know what you remind me of?
00:05:43.360 Who?
00:05:43.940 His name is Pistol Pete.
00:05:44.980 Pete Maravich.
00:05:45.780 He was a Utah Jazz.
00:05:46.840 Okay.
00:05:47.080 He was a white guy, and he was tough.
00:05:48.600 Oh, they're saying me, not you.
00:05:50.960 GG. 1.00
00:05:51.720 Fuck. 1.00
00:05:52.040 I wonder what your chat's saying. 1.00
00:05:53.160 Yeah, for real.
00:05:53.600 I do, too.
00:05:54.040 You can't even beat me in basketball. 1.00
00:05:55.040 Shut your fat ass up. 1.00
00:05:56.740 Let's see what the chat's got to say. 1.00
00:05:59.040 All righty.
00:06:00.180 Okay, boys.
00:06:01.660 I mean, my biggest chance is bodying neon in the paint.
00:06:05.460 So, let's see. 0.99
00:06:06.740 Just straight fucking... 0.99
00:06:07.240 Is that what you're going to do, bro? 0.99
00:06:08.420 Bro, I have to. 1.00
00:06:09.340 I can't fucking shoot. 1.00
00:06:10.260 All right, fuck it. 1.00
00:06:10.880 Let's go. 1.00
00:06:11.420 I don't know how to play.
00:06:12.420 All right, we're shooting for a ball, right?
00:06:13.860 Yeah.
00:06:15.780 Let me shoot for it, or you want to shoot for it?
00:06:17.020 You shoot for it. 1.00
00:06:17.780 Fuck. 1.00
00:06:18.440 All right. 1.00
00:06:18.980 Dude, you...
00:06:19.860 My ball.
00:06:24.080 Give me it.
00:06:25.180 All right.
00:06:25.620 Wait.
00:06:26.400 Come here.
00:06:26.960 I feel like we should...
00:06:27.980 What?
00:06:28.320 Dead zone?
00:06:28.820 Yeah.
00:06:29.660 We should what? 1.00
00:06:30.500 Fuck, bro. 1.00
00:06:30.880 That's kind of intimidating. 1.00
00:06:31.720 Nothing.
00:06:32.060 I was going to say we should have a ref, bro, because you're just going to bully me, bro.
00:06:34.500 Dude, what?
00:06:35.060 A ref?
00:06:35.700 Yeah.
00:06:36.020 This is street ball, brother. 1.00
00:06:37.260 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:06:37.760 All right, let's come on now. 1.00
00:06:38.360 Let's go.
00:06:39.120 May the best man win.
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00:07:09.980 Oh, backboard.
00:07:11.920 Give me that.
00:07:12.460 So the three-point line is this white. 1.00
00:07:14.120 Damn. 0.99
00:07:14.900 The three-point line is this white line out here? 1.00
00:07:16.840 I bet. 0.97
00:07:22.500 Oh, he's trying his ass off. 0.96
00:07:23.860 I'm blocking. 0.92
00:07:24.840 All righty, boys.
00:07:36.800 We've got to get aggro.
00:07:37.840 Athleticism is the only way we can win.
00:07:39.780 Are you already tired?
00:07:40.660 Yeah.
00:07:42.200 Me too.
00:07:43.140 Me too.
00:07:43.580 Yeah, dude. 1.00
00:07:44.140 Fuck this shit. 1.00
00:07:59.260 Oh, fuck, dude. 1.00
00:08:09.800 Let's go. 1.00
00:08:24.060 Bang.
00:08:25.360 Woo.
00:08:26.860 One on.
00:08:27.960 Get that music back on.
00:08:29.200 One on.
00:08:32.940 Dude.
00:08:34.360 This is bad. 1.00
00:08:36.220 Fuck. 1.00
00:08:36.700 It's really embarrassing. 1.00
00:08:38.100 One on.
00:08:45.140 Really embarrassing.
00:08:45.920 Really embarrassing.
00:08:45.960 Uh.
00:08:55.580 Uh.
00:08:56.200 Uh.
00:08:56.760 Uh.
00:08:57.580 Uh.
00:09:10.880 Uh.
00:09:14.060 Uh.
00:09:15.040 Dude, I'm so bad. Oh
00:09:17.040 Fuck why am I so tired? 1.00
00:09:19.040 Holy shit. I cannot play sports. Why don't we do this? Why can't we do a fortnight one-on-one? 1.00
00:09:26.240 We have two more sports after this. Let's go. Holy fuck. 0.62
00:09:32.300 Leonard, shoot. You are not a shooter. Of course. 1.00
00:09:44.500 Oh
00:09:50.440 Bang. What the hell, bro? 0.99
00:10:05.820 Ooh, I can't even speak 1.00
00:10:11.300 Fuck, I'm gonna be like 1.00
00:10:14.500 Okay, I'm done 1.00
00:10:30.180 Come on
00:10:34.320 Three, two
00:10:35.540 Alright, can we get a break?
00:10:38.660 I need a break
00:10:39.520 It's not halftime yet 1.00
00:10:41.180 Give me some water, I'll give a fuck 1.00
00:10:42.820 Alright 1.00
00:10:45.320 Give me
00:10:46.320 Dude
00:10:47.880 This is embarrassing 1.00
00:10:49.500 Holy fuck 1.00
00:10:50.520 Neon, what the fuck are we doing? 1.00
00:10:51.840 I don't know. I'm tired 1.00
00:10:52.780 Should we just go
00:10:54.000 Should we just go to Brickle? No, I'm kidding
00:10:55.980 Fuck 1.00
00:10:56.960 Yeah 1.00
00:10:57.240 Let's just go talk to girls, bro 1.00
00:11:00.500 Something
00:11:01.660 Let's just do girl content from them 1.00
00:11:04.300 This is not sports maxing
00:11:05.200 No
00:11:05.640 That's alright
00:11:06.460 We need some
00:11:07.740 We need a
00:11:09.680 What's the score? Two, three?
00:11:10.880 Yeah 0.99
00:11:11.200 Dude, the chat is definitely fucking 0.98
00:11:13.820 Yeah, bro 0.95
00:11:14.440 I don't even want to look at it right now
00:11:15.840 Yeah, I don't either
00:11:16.660 Pull up chat
00:11:18.380 Let's actually see
00:11:20.080 Because mine's going to be on kick
00:11:21.320 So
00:11:21.620 Hold up
00:11:24.180 Let's see
00:11:25.880 Are they cooking us?
00:11:28.640 Holy cardio
00:11:29.460 They're calling us both unfit 0.98
00:11:30.960 HS bully ass ball 0.99
00:11:32.740 Take off the headband 0.99
00:11:34.380 Dude, these clips are going to be so bad
00:11:37.520 I'm taking off the headband 1.00
00:11:38.240 I'm taking off the fucking headband 0.99
00:11:39.940 I'm locking 0.99
00:11:40.780 There's no reason I should lose it
00:11:41.760 Turn on the music
00:11:42.760 Music is copyright
00:11:44.540 Oh, for real?
00:11:45.680 Yeah 1.00
00:11:45.820 Fuck 1.00
00:11:46.560 That's so bad 1.00
00:11:48.300 Chat, who
00:11:48.900 Y'all look cute together
00:11:50.180 But we're not gay, bro 1.00
00:11:50.920 What the fuck is wrong with you? 0.99
00:11:52.360 We kind of look gay right now 1.00
00:11:54.400 What's your chat saying? 0.96
00:11:57.420 It's very sad
00:11:58.320 No cardio
00:11:58.940 They're spamming like
00:12:00.040 No, we're worse than Angel Reese
00:12:01.980 Oh my god
00:12:03.140 You do look like Steve Nash out there
00:12:05.440 Steve Nash?
00:12:06.780 Yeah
00:12:07.060 Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
00:12:08.520 He's a hall of famer
00:12:09.480 Alright, I'm ready
00:12:09.880 Alright
00:12:10.460 Let's go
00:12:10.900 Come on
00:12:12.240 We good
00:12:12.700 It's to 15
00:12:14.160 It's to 15
00:12:15.660 Yeah
00:12:16.100 Wait, was this the ball we were using or that one?
00:12:19.020 That one
00:12:19.540 What do you say we do a couple more
00:12:22.640 And then we continue tomorrow?
00:12:25.080 You serious?
00:12:25.500 We got money up, bro
00:12:26.260 Yeah, we do have money up 0.99
00:12:27.160 Some real shit 0.99
00:12:27.700 Alright 0.99
00:12:28.340 I'm locked
00:12:29.660 Shout out I'm locked 0.99
00:12:33.700 Oh shit 0.99
00:12:37.520 He just broke my hand 1.00
00:12:38.380 Oh my god
00:12:39.980 I have to clip 1.00
00:12:42.060 What the fuck 0.99
00:12:48.480 Bang 0.99
00:12:51.560 Two four
00:12:52.760 Oh my bad
00:12:54.860 Bang 0.60
00:12:59.380 That went in
00:13:00.780 Yeah, right
00:13:02.480 I gotta hit my shots
00:13:04.280 It's hard to shoot on this hoop
00:13:05.780 I can't
00:13:15.800 I can't
00:13:16.100 I can't, bro
00:13:18.500 Two four
00:13:26.000 Bang 0.60
00:13:28.180 Two four
00:13:29.000 Come on
00:13:40.400 Come on
00:13:40.460 Come on
00:13:41.600 Turn me up 1.00
00:13:42.160 So gay 1.00
00:13:43.300 Two five 0.99
00:13:44.160 Come on
00:13:49.400 Turn me up now
00:13:50.040 Come on
00:13:50.720 Spark him up
00:13:52.280 Two six
00:13:54.860 Foot on the line 1.00
00:13:58.040 Fuck 1.00
00:14:00.660 What am I doing wrong, bro? 1.00
00:14:03.780 Alright, I need to lock in
00:14:04.560 What score?
00:14:05.020 I need to drive more
00:14:05.540 I need to drive a little more, right?
00:14:08.380 What score?
00:14:09.220 Two six
00:14:09.680 Two seven 0.99
00:14:29.420 That is fucking insane 0.99
00:14:32.800 Alright 0.99
00:14:43.780 Eight
00:14:45.100 Is that halftime?
00:14:48.420 We got our halftime 1.00
00:14:49.260 Nah, that was our fucking 1.00
00:14:50.540 That was a half-halftime 1.00
00:14:52.480 You want another halftime?
00:14:53.280 Yeah 1.00
00:14:53.520 Fuck me, bro 1.00
00:14:55.980 I can't shoot right now 1.00
00:14:56.760 This is bad
00:14:57.860 I'm hurting out here, bro 0.99
00:14:59.180 This is fucking bad, bro 0.99
00:15:00.220 What did you fucking convince me to do? 0.99
00:15:03.580 This is my last sports stream ever 0.99
00:15:05.120 You never play sports again on stream?
00:15:08.060 No
00:15:08.320 No
00:15:09.420 It's a part of life, bro
00:15:10.320 It's just embarrassing
00:15:11.420 I can't even
00:15:13.080 Adjust their defense
00:15:15.100 Nine-two
00:15:17.380 You're a joke 1.00
00:15:17.800 Go fuck yourself 1.00
00:15:18.480 Just saying it's nine-two 1.00
00:15:19.220 It's not nine-two
00:15:20.040 Then why are they spamming that?
00:15:21.240 Chat, are you sure?
00:15:24.300 Meth lungs
00:15:24.960 You used to be better at ball
00:15:26.680 Low-key washed
00:15:27.460 What happened?
00:15:31.320 It's because
00:15:31.820 You're like 1.00
00:15:32.520 Just fucking getting all the rebounds and shit, bro 1.00
00:15:34.100 Yeah, I mean 0.99
00:15:35.080 That's kind of
00:15:36.520 What everyone should have expected
00:15:38.580 You didn't have any like
00:15:40.400 You're playing no defense?
00:15:41.200 We lost you
00:15:41.540 All right
00:15:41.860 You ready?
00:15:43.020 Let's go
00:15:43.380 A little more water
00:15:44.020 Hey, what up, boys? 1.00
00:15:46.880 If I lose this shit, it's over 1.00
00:15:47.520 Yeah, they're saying it's nine-two 1.00
00:15:48.280 If I lose this shit, it's fucking over 1.00
00:15:49.620 Nine-two, boys 1.00
00:15:52.120 Let's fucking go 0.99
00:15:52.740 I was trying to cheat 0.99
00:15:54.880 Woo
00:15:55.080 All right, neon
00:15:56.580 No
00:15:57.020 Oh, my God
00:15:57.800 I'm sorry 0.99
00:15:58.160 Oh, shit 0.97
00:15:59.080 All right 0.99
00:16:01.420 My bad
00:16:02.340 Oh, my God
00:16:03.120 Watch him try to pour that in the paint
00:16:06.080 Nine-two
00:16:08.420 What are we going through?
00:16:09.380 Fifteen?
00:16:09.960 Yeah
00:16:10.180 Plus, he was just eating bacon
00:16:23.980 Are you kidding me?
00:16:27.000 Aham, do it law
00:16:27.660 You can't shoot, bro
00:16:39.580 You can't shoot 1.00
00:16:40.640 No shit, I can't shoot 1.00
00:16:44.820 I'm dizzy 1.00
00:16:47.640 I'm dizzy, bro 0.98
00:16:49.000 Why the fuck am I dizzy? 0.99
00:16:53.980 Easy 0.99
00:17:01.220 Ten 1.00
00:17:02.080 This is bullshit 1.00
00:17:03.640 This is fucking bullshit 1.00
00:17:05.680 This is fucking bullshit 1.00
00:17:08.240 Yo 1.00
00:17:14.580 Eleven
00:17:15.640 Count your days, buddy 1.00
00:17:23.980 Fuck 1.00
00:17:26.020 Let's see it 1.00
00:17:29.280 Bang 0.60
00:17:30.500 Eleven-six
00:17:34.380 What?
00:17:35.500 What is it? 0.99
00:17:36.220 What the fuck is this math? 0.99
00:17:37.360 Eleven-three 0.99
00:17:37.820 Eleven-six
00:17:38.680 What is it?
00:17:39.340 What is it?
00:17:39.760 Eleven-three
00:17:40.300 Eleven-three?
00:17:41.900 You just tried to double it
00:17:43.340 Yo, bro 1.00
00:17:49.200 This fucking rim 1.00
00:17:50.320 Of course he tries to scam, bro 1.00
00:17:52.120 Look at him
00:17:52.760 Are you serious?
00:17:54.700 Alright, let's go
00:17:55.460 You don't even
00:18:02.100 You're not even looking at the hoop
00:18:03.220 You're stowing it
00:18:03.940 Yeah 1.00
00:18:04.780 Fuck 1.00
00:18:05.380 Twelve-three 1.00
00:18:07.720 It's insane
00:18:24.580 I don't know what to do 0.99
00:18:25.340 I don't know what the fuck to do 0.99
00:18:26.940 Give me that reverse 0.99
00:18:32.000 Thirteen-three
00:18:36.580 What?
00:18:48.480 What?
00:18:48.700 He caught foul
00:18:48.940 He caught foul
00:18:49.260 He caught foul
00:18:50.220 Third-three 1.00
00:18:51.740 Bro, my hand just went in your fucking armpit 1.00
00:18:54.240 Oh my god 1.00
00:18:55.640 Oh my god
00:18:55.660 Why does it smell good?
00:18:57.460 What?
00:19:10.200 You gotta make one, right?
00:19:13.540 There it is 0.99
00:19:14.360 God damn it 1.00
00:19:16.420 Let me lock the fuck in 1.00
00:19:17.700 Thirteen-seven 1.00
00:19:19.020 No
00:19:20.680 Huh?
00:19:22.580 Thirteen-six
00:19:23.440 I give up, bro
00:19:29.900 Thirteen-five
00:19:31.380 We're playing twos
00:19:36.440 No, it's thirteen-six
00:19:38.500 Yeah, six
00:19:39.580 Six
00:19:39.900 No way
00:19:42.760 You gave me
00:19:43.180 Have a good day, sir
00:19:47.700 See you back at the call center, buddy
00:19:50.640 Let's go
00:19:51.840 We out
00:19:53.020 We out
00:19:54.260 Take care
00:19:56.420 Bang 0.60
00:19:58.380 Let's go
00:19:59.380 Give me a soundboard
00:20:00.200 I need the soundboard IRL right now 1.00
00:20:02.580 Fuck yeah 0.99
00:20:04.760 I'm not going to try 1.00
00:20:07.720 This is real easy
00:20:08.980 Sit him down, boys 0.98
00:20:10.280 Real crazy
00:20:10.760 In game, I miss every shot
00:20:12.400 When I'm not playing in the game, I make it, watch 0.99
00:20:14.340 It's fucking insane 0.96
00:20:15.520 Easy 0.99
00:20:16.220 I want to run that back so bad
00:20:17.380 Give me that 10k, boys
00:20:18.220 You did this 10k ever 0.99
00:20:19.980 I just suck 1.00
00:20:20.660 Mogged 1.00
00:20:22.380 Give me that 10k, boys
00:20:24.300 Give me that
00:20:26.620 I should have done this 1.00
00:20:29.320 I'm an idiot 1.00
00:20:29.760 Wasn't you just eating bacon? 1.00
00:20:31.840 They're spamming
00:20:32.420 Let's go now
00:20:33.260 Sleeper game
00:20:34.500 They're saying I'm actually good
00:20:36.380 No, you're not, bro
00:20:37.180 On my life, you're not good
00:20:38.060 If I was as tall as you 0.77
00:20:38.840 And on testosterone
00:20:39.960 And peptides
00:20:40.680 I'll beat you
00:20:41.460 No
00:20:41.820 I promise you I would
00:20:43.400 Bro, it's not like you were even putting up shots 1.00
00:20:45.320 It's my fucking shoes, bro 1.00
00:20:47.840 Oh my god 1.00
00:20:48.980 Here we go
00:20:49.640 Chat, have you ever seen anyone hooping these shoes?
00:20:52.300 Brother
00:20:52.500 Ever
00:20:52.720 Look at what I'm wearing right now
00:20:53.900 Those are hooping shoes
00:20:54.760 These are hooping shoes
00:20:55.420 Michael Jordan wore those
00:20:56.320 No, he didn't
00:20:56.920 I promise you he did 0.99
00:20:57.680 Bro, these were fucking made after Jordan was playing 1.00
00:21:00.180 Idiot 1.00
00:21:01.440 Wow 1.00
00:21:02.660 Are you serious?
00:21:03.680 That hurt
00:21:04.100 I'm sorry
00:21:05.600 I didn't mean that
00:21:06.100 Nah, it's cool, bro
00:21:06.620 I didn't mean it
00:21:07.280 I see how you feel
00:21:07.840 Nah, it's all good
00:21:08.320 I didn't mean it
00:21:08.980 I didn't mean it
00:21:09.360 I'm clip harming
00:21:10.160 All right, hold on
00:21:12.920 Double
00:21:13.080 We have two more sports
00:21:14.120 No, dude, you did not just say double
00:21:15.860 Not in this
00:21:16.800 You got it
00:21:17.720 I was gonna say, dude
00:21:18.580 I'll play you in a three-point contest 0.99
00:21:19.580 I swear to god
00:21:20.320 All my life 0.96
00:21:21.040 If I lose, I'll cut my foot off
00:21:22.340 On stream
00:21:22.860 Well, I don't want to make you do that
00:21:24.320 So I think we just
00:21:24.920 Yeah, let's get out of here
00:21:25.820 Move on to soccer
00:21:26.620 Are you going to go to soccer?
00:21:29.040 Yeah, that's my sport actually 1.00
00:21:30.220 Not this shit 0.99
00:21:30.760 Oh 1.00
00:21:31.400 You know what's crazy?
00:21:32.460 I actually wanted to go to college for basketball
00:21:33.620 But now this made me realize
00:21:34.560 I don't think I can do it
00:21:36.420 You want to go to college for basketball?
00:21:38.160 Yeah 1.00
00:21:38.380 Holy fuck, dude 1.00
00:21:39.640 I wanted to go to all the frat parties 1.00
00:21:40.880 And then hoop
00:21:41.260 Ooh, yeah
00:21:42.520 I mean
00:21:43.740 I feel like we got cooler parties going on now
00:21:46.640 Nah, bro
00:21:47.480 You can get into Diddy parties 1.00
00:21:48.840 With your fucking clout 1.00
00:21:49.800 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:21:52.040 I've always wanted to go to one, but
00:21:53.480 I bet you're the next Diddy
00:21:54.520 The next Diddy?
00:21:55.940 Like, I feel like you're gonna be the one
00:21:56.900 To host the parties
00:21:57.460 Not the weird ones
00:21:58.440 Come on, give me more credit, bro
00:21:59.360 I'll be like the next Epstein, bro
00:22:00.680 Yo, alright, let's go
00:22:01.740 Let's go, let's go
00:22:02.280 Alright, let's get out of here
00:22:03.100 Oh my god 0.99
00:22:03.720 What the fuck did I just hear? 0.99
00:22:05.100 Come on, bro 1.00
00:22:05.600 Oh, is that your phone?
00:22:06.620 At least relate me to a white guy
00:22:07.860 Alright 0.93
00:22:09.060 Yo, that's the craziest thing
00:22:11.460 I've ever been in my life
00:22:12.180 Alright, alright, boys
00:22:13.000 Alright
00:22:13.220 We out?
00:22:14.360 Yep
00:22:14.620 I'm just gonna wash my hands real quick
00:22:16.340 Come here
00:22:16.840 I like this jersey, though
00:22:19.040 This is drip
00:22:19.480 We're looking good, boys 0.99
00:22:21.480 There's no fucking 0.98
00:22:23.620 Good game, Neon 0.98
00:22:24.340 It's a good game, bro
00:22:25.180 Pretty brutal?
00:22:26.580 You're not gonna beat me in soccer
00:22:27.300 I'll take it
00:22:27.820 No?
00:22:28.440 I got no stamina left
00:22:29.700 So, whatever we're doing next
00:22:31.540 Should we
00:22:32.660 Let me throw the trash away
00:22:34.100 Yeah, yeah
00:22:34.660 I'm gonna wash my hands, too
00:22:35.560 Oh, thank you
00:22:36.500 What's up, boys?
00:22:39.540 20 minutes, bro
00:22:40.400 That was a 20-minute game 0.99
00:22:41.500 That is fucking insane, bro 0.99
00:22:42.820 Did y'all see what happened, bro? 1.00
00:22:44.720 Where did I go wrong?
00:22:46.580 Yeah 1.00
00:22:46.800 Let him shoot 1.00
00:22:47.560 Let him shoot 1.00
00:22:48.700 That's what I'm saying, bro 1.00
00:22:52.640 He like
00:22:53.640 Took like six injections
00:22:55.320 Before that game, bro
00:22:56.300 What?
00:22:57.600 Oh, my bad
00:22:58.440 Like, bro
00:22:59.940 I've never seen him like that, bro
00:23:01.100 He was like
00:23:01.440 He looked mad
00:23:02.060 He looked angry
00:23:02.780 Little does he know
00:23:04.540 I'm Indian 0.95
00:23:04.900 I'm a scammer 0.97
00:23:05.560 Keeps calling me a scammer
00:23:07.180 I'm gonna just scam him 1.00
00:23:07.860 Fuck it 1.00
00:23:08.660 How's this up? 1.00
00:23:11.240 Chat, by the way
00:23:11.740 This is gonna be a long stream
00:23:12.640 Six to seven hours
00:23:13.720 Hey, boys
00:23:14.280 Hey, boys
00:23:14.300 I came correct today, bro
00:23:16.760 That's what's up
00:23:18.380 What did you put in your body
00:23:19.160 Before the game?
00:23:21.860 Just a little bit of this
00:23:22.880 A little bit of that
00:23:23.500 Alright, let's go
00:23:24.260 I didn't actually take
00:23:25.120 Any performance-enhancing drugs
00:23:26.760 So
00:23:27.780 You're just not that good
00:23:29.700 Wow
00:23:31.360 No steroids
00:23:32.460 This way
00:23:33.400 Alright, which way that way
00:23:34.140 Go that way
00:23:34.460 Yeah
00:23:34.900 What do you want
00:23:35.900 Both hop in the same 0.96
00:23:36.820 You drove here?
00:23:38.300 Yeah, yeah
00:23:38.620 Wait
00:23:38.820 Wait, Brock
00:23:39.280 You wanna
00:23:39.540 Wait
00:23:40.120 Is that your Cybertruck?
00:23:41.340 Yeah 1.00
00:23:41.580 What the fuck? 1.00
00:23:42.840 Yeah 1.00
00:23:43.120 The Infinimous Cybertruck
00:23:45.100 Can I hop in?
00:23:46.020 Yeah
00:23:46.240 Yo
00:23:49.380 Just don't show the front
00:23:50.480 Oh, I was gonna jump on the window