Clavicular - February 06, 2026


I 1v1'ed N3on in Basketball for $10K

Hosted by
Braden Eric Peters
Mentioned
Dude Chad Klaav Michael Jordan Steve Nash Beast Bang Clav Pete Maravich Pete Jester Angel Reese Alright Yo Clavicular Cybertruck Halftime Sleeper Aiden Fajal Layup Idiot and 4 more
I Pulled Up To Adin Ross' Boxing Event I Challenged N3on in Football For $10k

Episode Stats


Length

23 minutes

Words per minute

140.87

Word count

3,363

Sentence count

282

Harmful content

Misogyny

7

sentences flagged

Toxicity

253

sentences flagged

Hate speech

17

sentences flagged


Summary

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In this episode, the boys talk about the NBA Playoffs, the NBA Finals, and much more. Also, we have a new segment called "Sports Picks" where we give away $10k wagers in the NBA and other sports.

Transcript

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00:00:00.140 You're good to start.
00:00:03.460 Bang.
00:00:05.240 I'm live too.
00:00:06.640 You got the mic?
00:00:08.460 Bye.
00:00:09.140 Yeah, we're all good.
00:00:10.180 Hold up.
00:00:10.680 It's better to cook the music for a second while I pull up my stream.
00:00:14.120 Here, you should use my phone to check.
00:00:15.980 No, I'll just, um, let's see.
00:00:18.200 It says offline.
00:00:20.100 You're not live?
00:00:20.640 No, it says we're live on here, so.
00:00:22.440 Yeah.
00:00:22.760 Probably just lagging.
00:00:24.660 All right, let's see.
00:00:26.140 Yep.
00:00:26.320 Mr. Beast says Clavicular is the biggest up-and-coming streamer.
00:00:30.280 This has to be a troll.
00:00:32.860 Wait, what?
00:00:34.760 You, I'm sorry.
00:00:36.140 Okay, just lagging your mind for that thing would be, like, the...
00:00:39.340 I think...
00:00:40.780 I mean, probably, it would make us have to be the best, but since we've started part of the future, right?
00:00:46.260 What's that, chat?
00:00:47.620 I think this is, like, small, small, small stuff, right?
00:00:50.380 I think it's on the counter.
00:00:51.920 Yeah.
00:00:52.180 I mean, um... 0.99
00:00:55.180 Oh, shit, that's actually a real clip. 1.00
00:01:15.300 What the fuck? 1.00
00:01:16.540 Dude, I've shit-talked him so bad. 1.00
00:01:18.600 Who, Mr. Beast? 1.00
00:01:19.460 Yeah.
00:01:19.960 What'd you say about him?
00:01:20.580 Dude, I just said that, like, after the Aiden thing, how he just, like, farmed him for money. 0.91
00:01:25.300 I was like, bro, that was shitty.
00:01:27.320 Um, and I said it's, like, too corporate and stuff. 0.88
00:01:29.880 Just like the usual. 0.99
00:01:31.360 Wait, did my shit work? 1.00
00:01:32.260 Nothing too bad. 1.00
00:01:33.120 Oh.
00:01:34.700 Hey, chat!
00:01:35.980 Yeah, did yours work?
00:01:37.040 Yeah, I'm good.
00:01:37.700 You're good, too.
00:01:38.340 Yeah.
00:01:39.220 What's good, Fajal? 1.00
00:01:39.860 Thanks for the sub, mate.
00:01:40.860 Five star, what up?
00:01:42.480 Hey.
00:01:44.260 Okay, fire. 1.00
00:01:44.960 Um, my biggest disabled supporter said, fuck you, Clapp. 1.00
00:01:48.760 He's, so he has a disability where he can't, he, like, this is real. 1.00
00:01:51.640 He can't, he can't leave, um, like, ten miles within his house.
00:01:55.780 Is he a sex offender?
00:01:58.080 No, I don't think, are you a smoke, are you?
00:01:59.940 I think that's the, that sounds exactly like what it is. 0.99
00:02:03.700 Yo, damn, he actually, no, I don't think so. 0.93
00:02:05.800 He's a good guy. 0.99
00:02:06.440 He's a good guy? 0.92
00:02:06.840 He's like 40, he's never, he's never fucked yet. 0.96
00:02:08.720 He's waiting for the right girl. 0.99
00:02:10.380 I don't know, man.
00:02:11.940 I'd say around, uh, stay away from that guy, that's for sure. 1.00
00:02:15.080 He said, fuck no. 1.00
00:02:16.620 Legendary duo. 0.99
00:02:17.160 It's gonna be a great stream today, but right now we're not a, you know, we're not a duo.
00:02:20.040 We're against each other. 0.99
00:02:21.240 Chat, we have, oh, fuck. 1.00
00:02:24.020 What, gifted? 1.00
00:02:25.380 Razak with the 50. 0.93
00:02:27.440 Fire.
00:02:27.980 I love you.
00:02:28.440 You're that weird gift that I gift you, gift you, like, 50k, right?
00:02:30.800 It's not weird, bro.
00:02:31.640 Well, not weird, but like, it's like a, like an obsession.
00:02:34.320 Yeah.
00:02:34.560 Keep gifting him.
00:02:35.360 Yeah, I appreciate it, because we're gonna do it.
00:02:36.700 Raz, I love you.
00:02:37.260 We're doing a 10k wager, right, in basketball?
00:02:39.460 Yeah, we are. 1.00
00:02:39.960 Oh, I need more gifted, actually, fuck. 0.99
00:02:41.620 Got a lot of money up. 1.00
00:02:42.400 Raz, I love you.
00:02:43.260 Chad, if you want sports picks, hit him up. 0.95
00:02:44.420 He's fucking amazing. 0.89
00:02:44.980 I love you, bro. 0.98
00:02:45.820 All righty, boys. 0.99
00:02:46.980 10k wager versus fucking, uh, they're saying I'm dressed like a jester. 1.00
00:02:51.000 What the fuck, dude? 1.00
00:02:51.680 This was Neon's idea. 1.00
00:02:52.620 No, you're messing the headband.
00:02:53.880 Oh, for real.
00:02:55.040 I think the headband's gonna cap it off.
00:02:56.620 Raz, I love you.
00:02:57.160 Thank you, brother. 1.00
00:02:58.040 Yeah, but is this shit gonna give me a fucking brain aneurism? 1.00
00:03:00.540 No, you're good, you're good. 1.00
00:03:02.360 You're good.
00:03:02.780 Now you look like Jokic.
00:03:03.540 You know who Jokic is?
00:03:05.780 Yeah, I know a little bit about basketball.
00:03:07.280 You look hard.
00:03:08.400 The big game.
00:03:09.100 Does he look hard or no?
00:03:11.260 Yeah.
00:03:12.080 Let me see.
00:03:13.160 Let's take a look how autistic this is. 0.99
00:03:16.060 Yeah, this is not.
00:03:17.060 No, because you didn't do it right, bro.
00:03:18.660 Do it for me.
00:03:19.460 I got you.
00:03:20.400 Make me look, make me look drip.
00:03:22.140 Now you look hard.
00:03:23.360 All right, bet.
00:03:24.240 Let me see on the camera.
00:03:25.880 All right, we good.
00:03:26.800 Dude, I do not look hard. 1.00
00:03:27.820 I look like a fucking lesbian. 1.00
00:03:29.680 All right, but let's, uh, let's get into the basketball. 1.00
00:03:31.920 All right, Chad, we got three sports.
00:03:34.140 Um, basketball, football, and soccer.
00:03:37.320 Um, this game will go to 15.
00:03:39.220 We both have no stamina.
00:03:40.520 Yeah.
00:03:40.660 You, because you, well, you don't even smoke.
00:03:42.440 Nah, dude, not at all.
00:03:43.260 You just, I just am not athletic.
00:03:44.780 I'm a bum.
00:03:45.760 I literally, like.
00:03:46.240 No, you're not, bro.
00:03:46.640 Look at your physique.
00:03:47.780 Yeah, but I mean, this is because I'm juicing.
00:03:49.980 I don't work out.
00:03:51.580 I kind of just sit in my room all day.
00:03:53.400 I don't think I've actually done anything but DoorDash food for, like, the past three months.
00:03:57.200 So, uh, yeah.
00:03:58.660 I feel like before streaming, were you more locked in?
00:04:00.640 Like, working out?
00:04:01.020 Yeah, I was definitely more locked in.
00:04:01.920 This is bad.
00:04:02.340 Don't become a streamer, Chad.
00:04:03.400 All right?
00:04:03.640 Streaming.
00:04:04.080 Look at me and look at Clav.
00:04:05.100 Actually, no, I can't even do that. 1.00
00:04:06.040 Fuck. 1.00
00:04:06.320 Look at me. 1.00
00:04:06.740 No, literally.
00:04:07.380 No, no, both of us, bro.
00:04:09.460 I'm definitely falling off quickly.
00:04:11.100 So, it's bad.
00:04:12.680 Streaming is the worst thing you can do for your health and longevity.
00:04:15.100 I feel like I'm ascending.
00:04:16.260 You're ascending?
00:04:16.840 Am I?
00:04:17.240 I'm descending, bro.
00:04:18.280 No, you're not, bro.
00:04:19.140 No, you're ascending, yeah.
00:04:19.940 Ah, thanks, bro.
00:04:20.960 100%.
00:04:20.980 All right, let's go.
00:04:22.120 Let's get this started.
00:04:22.780 Chat, we have this, and then we're going to do two other sports.
00:04:24.740 It's the first one to win two.
00:04:26.220 All right.
00:04:26.640 You ready?
00:04:27.020 Sounds good.
00:04:27.620 Get some warm-up shots in first.
00:04:28.880 Me?
00:04:29.240 Yeah.
00:04:29.620 All right.
00:04:31.720 He doesn't need warm-up shots.
00:04:36.980 Yeah, no music.
00:04:38.080 You're actually not, bro, you're not bad.
00:04:39.460 You said he shoots with one hand.
00:04:41.700 Let me get my headband on.
00:04:45.620 He's actually not bad.
00:04:46.900 Ah.
00:04:48.200 You lied to me, bro. 1.00
00:04:49.160 Let me lock the fuck in. 1.00
00:04:51.500 All right. 0.99
00:04:52.600 By the way, do you see your flag, Chad?
00:04:54.320 Do you see your flag on the wall? 1.00
00:04:55.440 Oh, your ass. 1.00
00:04:56.360 Yeah, I'm pretty bad, dude. 1.00
00:04:57.620 You can make a layup, right?
00:04:59.740 Ah.
00:05:01.120 Layup lines?
00:05:01.840 What do you think?
00:05:02.420 Yeah.
00:05:03.120 Back in school.
00:05:07.020 Yo, he...
00:05:07.800 You are not bad, bro.
00:05:10.500 Now, me on the other hand.
00:05:12.980 I'm tough.
00:05:14.240 Oh, no.
00:05:15.020 By the way, this hoop's like a little double rim, so...
00:05:17.860 Is it a double rim?
00:05:18.720 A little bit. 1.00
00:05:19.000 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:05:19.940 Oh, my God, dude. 1.00
00:05:20.940 I'm actually...
00:05:22.340 This is not good.
00:05:25.140 Okay, all right.
00:05:26.240 To 15.
00:05:27.420 All right.
00:05:27.780 Ones and twos.
00:05:28.940 Halftime at eight.
00:05:30.180 All right.
00:05:30.680 Chat, who do y'all got?
00:05:31.920 Clav's chat, too.
00:05:32.580 Who do y'all got?
00:05:32.940 Dude, after seeing that jumper, dude, we might need to lower the wager. 1.00
00:05:35.340 Fuck. 1.00
00:05:36.820 That's not going to be good. 1.00
00:05:37.940 It's all right.
00:05:38.360 It's all right.
00:05:38.840 Who do y'all got, chat?
00:05:39.980 But I'm looking like Pete Jester right now in this fit.
00:05:42.220 You know what you remind me of?
00:05:43.360 Who?
00:05:43.940 His name is Pistol Pete.
00:05:44.980 Pete Maravich.
00:05:45.780 He was a Utah Jazz.
00:05:46.840 Okay.
00:05:47.080 He was a white guy, and he was tough.
00:05:48.600 Oh, they're saying me, not you.
00:05:50.960 GG. 1.00
00:05:51.720 Fuck. 1.00
00:05:52.040 I wonder what your chat's saying. 1.00
00:05:53.160 Yeah, for real.
00:05:53.600 I do, too.
00:05:54.040 You can't even beat me in basketball. 1.00
00:05:55.040 Shut your fat ass up. 1.00
00:05:56.740 Let's see what the chat's got to say. 1.00
00:05:59.040 All righty.
00:06:00.180 Okay, boys.
00:06:01.660 I mean, my biggest chance is bodying neon in the paint.
00:06:05.460 So, let's see. 0.99
00:06:06.740 Just straight fucking... 0.99
00:06:07.240 Is that what you're going to do, bro? 0.99
00:06:08.420 Bro, I have to. 1.00
00:06:09.340 I can't fucking shoot. 1.00
00:06:10.260 All right, fuck it. 1.00
00:06:10.880 Let's go. 1.00
00:06:11.420 I don't know how to play.
00:06:12.420 All right, we're shooting for a ball, right?
00:06:13.860 Yeah.
00:06:15.780 Let me shoot for it, or you want to shoot for it?
00:06:17.020 You shoot for it. 1.00
00:06:17.780 Fuck. 1.00
00:06:18.440 All right. 1.00
00:06:18.980 Dude, you...
00:06:19.860 My ball.
00:06:24.080 Give me it.
00:06:25.180 All right.
00:06:25.620 Wait.
00:06:26.400 Come here.
00:06:26.960 I feel like we should...
00:06:27.980 What?
00:06:28.320 Dead zone?
00:06:28.820 Yeah.
00:06:29.660 We should what? 1.00
00:06:30.500 Fuck, bro. 1.00
00:06:30.880 That's kind of intimidating. 1.00
00:06:31.720 Nothing.
00:06:32.060 I was going to say we should have a ref, bro, because you're just going to bully me, bro.
00:06:34.500 Dude, what?
00:06:35.060 A ref?
00:06:35.700 Yeah.
00:06:36.020 This is street ball, brother. 1.00
00:06:37.260 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:06:37.760 All right, let's come on now. 1.00
00:06:38.360 Let's go.
00:06:39.120 May the best man win.
00:06:39.980 If you agree with Klaav's message and you're serious about improving your look,
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00:06:50.940 Once you're inside, you get access to over 100 courses on looks maxing, pharmacology,
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00:06:57.820 Plus, you get weekly calls with Klaav to get feedback and guidance in real time.
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00:07:09.980 Oh, backboard.
00:07:11.920 Give me that.
00:07:12.460 So the three-point line is this white. 1.00
00:07:14.120 Damn. 0.99
00:07:14.900 The three-point line is this white line out here? 1.00
00:07:16.840 I bet. 0.97
00:07:22.500 Oh, he's trying his ass off. 0.96
00:07:23.860 I'm blocking. 0.92
00:07:24.840 All righty, boys.
00:07:36.800 We've got to get aggro.
00:07:37.840 Athleticism is the only way we can win.
00:07:39.780 Are you already tired?
00:07:40.660 Yeah.
00:07:42.200 Me too.
00:07:43.140 Me too.
00:07:43.580 Yeah, dude. 1.00
00:07:44.140 Fuck this shit. 1.00
00:07:59.260 Oh, fuck, dude. 1.00
00:08:09.800 Let's go. 1.00
00:08:24.060 Bang.
00:08:25.360 Woo.
00:08:26.860 One on.
00:08:27.960 Get that music back on.
00:08:29.200 One on.
00:08:32.940 Dude.
00:08:34.360 This is bad. 1.00
00:08:36.220 Fuck. 1.00
00:08:36.700 It's really embarrassing. 1.00
00:08:38.100 One on.
00:08:45.140 Really embarrassing.
00:08:45.920 Really embarrassing.
00:08:45.960 Uh.
00:08:55.580 Uh.
00:08:56.200 Uh.
00:08:56.760 Uh.
00:08:57.580 Uh.
00:09:10.880 Uh.
00:09:14.060 Uh.
00:09:15.040 Dude, I'm so bad. Oh
00:09:17.040 Fuck why am I so tired? 1.00
00:09:19.040 Holy shit. I cannot play sports. Why don't we do this? Why can't we do a fortnight one-on-one? 1.00
00:09:26.240 We have two more sports after this. Let's go. Holy fuck. 0.62
00:09:32.300 Leonard, shoot. You are not a shooter. Of course. 1.00
00:09:44.500 Oh
00:09:50.440 Bang. What the hell, bro? 0.99
00:10:05.820 Ooh, I can't even speak 1.00
00:10:11.300 Fuck, I'm gonna be like 1.00
00:10:14.500 Okay, I'm done 1.00
00:10:30.180 Come on
00:10:34.320 Three, two
00:10:35.540 Alright, can we get a break?
00:10:38.660 I need a break
00:10:39.520 It's not halftime yet 1.00
00:10:41.180 Give me some water, I'll give a fuck 1.00
00:10:42.820 Alright 1.00
00:10:45.320 Give me
00:10:46.320 Dude
00:10:47.880 This is embarrassing 1.00
00:10:49.500 Holy fuck 1.00
00:10:50.520 Neon, what the fuck are we doing? 1.00
00:10:51.840 I don't know. I'm tired 1.00
00:10:52.780 Should we just go
00:10:54.000 Should we just go to Brickle? No, I'm kidding
00:10:55.980 Fuck 1.00
00:10:56.960 Yeah 1.00
00:10:57.240 Let's just go talk to girls, bro 1.00
00:11:00.500 Something
00:11:01.660 Let's just do girl content from them 1.00
00:11:04.300 This is not sports maxing
00:11:05.200 No
00:11:05.640 That's alright
00:11:06.460 We need some
00:11:07.740 We need a
00:11:09.680 What's the score? Two, three?
00:11:10.880 Yeah 0.99
00:11:11.200 Dude, the chat is definitely fucking 0.98
00:11:13.820 Yeah, bro 0.95
00:11:14.440 I don't even want to look at it right now
00:11:15.840 Yeah, I don't either
00:11:16.660 Pull up chat
00:11:18.380 Let's actually see
00:11:20.080 Because mine's going to be on kick
00:11:21.320 So
00:11:21.620 Hold up
00:11:24.180 Let's see
00:11:25.880 Are they cooking us?
00:11:28.640 Holy cardio
00:11:29.460 They're calling us both unfit 0.98
00:11:30.960 HS bully ass ball 0.99
00:11:32.740 Take off the headband 0.99
00:11:34.380 Dude, these clips are going to be so bad
00:11:37.520 I'm taking off the headband 1.00
00:11:38.240 I'm taking off the fucking headband 0.99
00:11:39.940 I'm locking 0.99
00:11:40.780 There's no reason I should lose it
00:11:41.760 Turn on the music
00:11:42.760 Music is copyright
00:11:44.540 Oh, for real?
00:11:45.680 Yeah 1.00
00:11:45.820 Fuck 1.00
00:11:46.560 That's so bad 1.00
00:11:48.300 Chat, who
00:11:48.900 Y'all look cute together
00:11:50.180 But we're not gay, bro 1.00
00:11:50.920 What the fuck is wrong with you? 0.99
00:11:52.360 We kind of look gay right now 1.00
00:11:54.400 What's your chat saying? 0.96
00:11:57.420 It's very sad
00:11:58.320 No cardio
00:11:58.940 They're spamming like
00:12:00.040 No, we're worse than Angel Reese
00:12:01.980 Oh my god
00:12:03.140 You do look like Steve Nash out there
00:12:05.440 Steve Nash?
00:12:06.780 Yeah
00:12:07.060 Is that a good thing or a bad thing?
00:12:08.520 He's a hall of famer
00:12:09.480 Alright, I'm ready
00:12:09.880 Alright
00:12:10.460 Let's go
00:12:10.900 Come on
00:12:12.240 We good
00:12:12.700 It's to 15
00:12:14.160 It's to 15
00:12:15.660 Yeah
00:12:16.100 Wait, was this the ball we were using or that one?
00:12:19.020 That one
00:12:19.540 What do you say we do a couple more
00:12:22.640 And then we continue tomorrow?
00:12:25.080 You serious?
00:12:25.500 We got money up, bro
00:12:26.260 Yeah, we do have money up 0.99
00:12:27.160 Some real shit 0.99
00:12:27.700 Alright 0.99
00:12:28.340 I'm locked
00:12:29.660 Shout out I'm locked 0.99
00:12:33.700 Oh shit 0.99
00:12:37.520 He just broke my hand 1.00
00:12:38.380 Oh my god
00:12:39.980 I have to clip 1.00
00:12:42.060 What the fuck 0.99
00:12:48.480 Bang 0.99
00:12:51.560 Two four
00:12:52.760 Oh my bad
00:12:54.860 Bang 0.60
00:12:59.380 That went in
00:13:00.780 Yeah, right
00:13:02.480 I gotta hit my shots
00:13:04.280 It's hard to shoot on this hoop
00:13:05.780 I can't
00:13:15.800 I can't
00:13:16.100 I can't, bro
00:13:18.500 Two four
00:13:26.000 Bang 0.60
00:13:28.180 Two four
00:13:29.000 Come on
00:13:40.400 Come on
00:13:40.460 Come on
00:13:41.600 Turn me up 1.00
00:13:42.160 So gay 1.00
00:13:43.300 Two five 0.99
00:13:44.160 Come on
00:13:49.400 Turn me up now
00:13:50.040 Come on
00:13:50.720 Spark him up
00:13:52.280 Two six
00:13:54.860 Foot on the line 1.00
00:13:58.040 Fuck 1.00
00:14:00.660 What am I doing wrong, bro? 1.00
00:14:03.780 Alright, I need to lock in
00:14:04.560 What score?
00:14:05.020 I need to drive more
00:14:05.540 I need to drive a little more, right?
00:14:08.380 What score?
00:14:09.220 Two six
00:14:09.680 Two seven 0.99
00:14:29.420 That is fucking insane 0.99
00:14:32.800 Alright 0.99
00:14:43.780 Eight
00:14:45.100 Is that halftime?
00:14:48.420 We got our halftime 1.00
00:14:49.260 Nah, that was our fucking 1.00
00:14:50.540 That was a half-halftime 1.00
00:14:52.480 You want another halftime?
00:14:53.280 Yeah 1.00
00:14:53.520 Fuck me, bro 1.00
00:14:55.980 I can't shoot right now 1.00
00:14:56.760 This is bad
00:14:57.860 I'm hurting out here, bro 0.99
00:14:59.180 This is fucking bad, bro 0.99
00:15:00.220 What did you fucking convince me to do? 0.99
00:15:03.580 This is my last sports stream ever 0.99
00:15:05.120 You never play sports again on stream?
00:15:08.060 No
00:15:08.320 No
00:15:09.420 It's a part of life, bro
00:15:10.320 It's just embarrassing
00:15:11.420 I can't even
00:15:13.080 Adjust their defense
00:15:15.100 Nine-two
00:15:17.380 You're a joke 1.00
00:15:17.800 Go fuck yourself 1.00
00:15:18.480 Just saying it's nine-two 1.00
00:15:19.220 It's not nine-two
00:15:20.040 Then why are they spamming that?
00:15:21.240 Chat, are you sure?
00:15:24.300 Meth lungs
00:15:24.960 You used to be better at ball
00:15:26.680 Low-key washed
00:15:27.460 What happened?
00:15:31.320 It's because
00:15:31.820 You're like 1.00
00:15:32.520 Just fucking getting all the rebounds and shit, bro 1.00
00:15:34.100 Yeah, I mean 0.99
00:15:35.080 That's kind of
00:15:36.520 What everyone should have expected
00:15:38.580 You didn't have any like
00:15:40.400 You're playing no defense?
00:15:41.200 We lost you
00:15:41.540 All right
00:15:41.860 You ready?
00:15:43.020 Let's go
00:15:43.380 A little more water
00:15:44.020 Hey, what up, boys? 1.00
00:15:46.880 If I lose this shit, it's over 1.00
00:15:47.520 Yeah, they're saying it's nine-two 1.00
00:15:48.280 If I lose this shit, it's fucking over 1.00
00:15:49.620 Nine-two, boys 1.00
00:15:52.120 Let's fucking go 0.99
00:15:52.740 I was trying to cheat 0.99
00:15:54.880 Woo
00:15:55.080 All right, neon
00:15:56.580 No
00:15:57.020 Oh, my God
00:15:57.800 I'm sorry 0.99
00:15:58.160 Oh, shit 0.97
00:15:59.080 All right 0.99
00:16:01.420 My bad
00:16:02.340 Oh, my God
00:16:03.120 Watch him try to pour that in the paint
00:16:06.080 Nine-two
00:16:08.420 What are we going through?
00:16:09.380 Fifteen?
00:16:09.960 Yeah
00:16:10.180 Plus, he was just eating bacon
00:16:23.980 Are you kidding me?
00:16:27.000 Aham, do it law
00:16:27.660 You can't shoot, bro
00:16:39.580 You can't shoot 1.00
00:16:40.640 No shit, I can't shoot 1.00
00:16:44.820 I'm dizzy 1.00
00:16:47.640 I'm dizzy, bro 0.98
00:16:49.000 Why the fuck am I dizzy? 0.99
00:16:53.980 Easy 0.99
00:17:01.220 Ten 1.00
00:17:02.080 This is bullshit 1.00
00:17:03.640 This is fucking bullshit 1.00
00:17:05.680 This is fucking bullshit 1.00
00:17:08.240 Yo 1.00
00:17:14.580 Eleven
00:17:15.640 Count your days, buddy 1.00
00:17:23.980 Fuck 1.00
00:17:26.020 Let's see it 1.00
00:17:29.280 Bang 0.60
00:17:30.500 Eleven-six
00:17:34.380 What?
00:17:35.500 What is it? 0.99
00:17:36.220 What the fuck is this math? 0.99
00:17:37.360 Eleven-three 0.99
00:17:37.820 Eleven-six
00:17:38.680 What is it?
00:17:39.340 What is it?
00:17:39.760 Eleven-three
00:17:40.300 Eleven-three?
00:17:41.900 You just tried to double it
00:17:43.340 Yo, bro 1.00
00:17:49.200 This fucking rim 1.00
00:17:50.320 Of course he tries to scam, bro 1.00
00:17:52.120 Look at him
00:17:52.760 Are you serious?
00:17:54.700 Alright, let's go
00:17:55.460 You don't even
00:18:02.100 You're not even looking at the hoop
00:18:03.220 You're stowing it
00:18:03.940 Yeah 1.00
00:18:04.780 Fuck 1.00
00:18:05.380 Twelve-three 1.00
00:18:07.720 It's insane
00:18:24.580 I don't know what to do 0.99
00:18:25.340 I don't know what the fuck to do 0.99
00:18:26.940 Give me that reverse 0.99
00:18:32.000 Thirteen-three
00:18:36.580 What?
00:18:48.480 What?
00:18:48.700 He caught foul
00:18:48.940 He caught foul
00:18:49.260 He caught foul
00:18:50.220 Third-three 1.00
00:18:51.740 Bro, my hand just went in your fucking armpit 1.00
00:18:54.240 Oh my god 1.00
00:18:55.640 Oh my god
00:18:55.660 Why does it smell good?
00:18:57.460 What?
00:19:10.200 You gotta make one, right?
00:19:13.540 There it is 0.99
00:19:14.360 God damn it 1.00
00:19:16.420 Let me lock the fuck in 1.00
00:19:17.700 Thirteen-seven 1.00
00:19:19.020 No
00:19:20.680 Huh?
00:19:22.580 Thirteen-six
00:19:23.440 I give up, bro
00:19:29.900 Thirteen-five
00:19:31.380 We're playing twos
00:19:36.440 No, it's thirteen-six
00:19:38.500 Yeah, six
00:19:39.580 Six
00:19:39.900 No way
00:19:42.760 You gave me
00:19:43.180 Have a good day, sir
00:19:47.700 See you back at the call center, buddy
00:19:50.640 Let's go
00:19:51.840 We out
00:19:53.020 We out
00:19:54.260 Take care
00:19:56.420 Bang 0.60
00:19:58.380 Let's go
00:19:59.380 Give me a soundboard
00:20:00.200 I need the soundboard IRL right now 1.00
00:20:02.580 Fuck yeah 0.99
00:20:04.760 I'm not going to try 1.00
00:20:07.720 This is real easy
00:20:08.980 Sit him down, boys 0.98
00:20:10.280 Real crazy
00:20:10.760 In game, I miss every shot
00:20:12.400 When I'm not playing in the game, I make it, watch 0.99
00:20:14.340 It's fucking insane 0.96
00:20:15.520 Easy 0.99
00:20:16.220 I want to run that back so bad
00:20:17.380 Give me that 10k, boys
00:20:18.220 You did this 10k ever 0.99
00:20:19.980 I just suck 1.00
00:20:20.660 Mogged 1.00
00:20:22.380 Give me that 10k, boys
00:20:24.300 Give me that
00:20:26.620 I should have done this 1.00
00:20:29.320 I'm an idiot 1.00
00:20:29.760 Wasn't you just eating bacon? 1.00
00:20:31.840 They're spamming
00:20:32.420 Let's go now
00:20:33.260 Sleeper game
00:20:34.500 They're saying I'm actually good
00:20:36.380 No, you're not, bro
00:20:37.180 On my life, you're not good
00:20:38.060 If I was as tall as you 0.77
00:20:38.840 And on testosterone
00:20:39.960 And peptides
00:20:40.680 I'll beat you
00:20:41.460 No
00:20:41.820 I promise you I would
00:20:43.400 Bro, it's not like you were even putting up shots 1.00
00:20:45.320 It's my fucking shoes, bro 1.00
00:20:47.840 Oh my god 1.00
00:20:48.980 Here we go
00:20:49.640 Chat, have you ever seen anyone hooping these shoes?
00:20:52.300 Brother
00:20:52.500 Ever
00:20:52.720 Look at what I'm wearing right now
00:20:53.900 Those are hooping shoes
00:20:54.760 These are hooping shoes
00:20:55.420 Michael Jordan wore those
00:20:56.320 No, he didn't
00:20:56.920 I promise you he did 0.99
00:20:57.680 Bro, these were fucking made after Jordan was playing 1.00
00:21:00.180 Idiot 1.00
00:21:01.440 Wow 1.00
00:21:02.660 Are you serious?
00:21:03.680 That hurt
00:21:04.100 I'm sorry
00:21:05.600 I didn't mean that
00:21:06.100 Nah, it's cool, bro
00:21:06.620 I didn't mean it
00:21:07.280 I see how you feel
00:21:07.840 Nah, it's all good
00:21:08.320 I didn't mean it
00:21:08.980 I didn't mean it
00:21:09.360 I'm clip harming
00:21:10.160 All right, hold on
00:21:12.920 Double
00:21:13.080 We have two more sports
00:21:14.120 No, dude, you did not just say double
00:21:15.860 Not in this
00:21:16.800 You got it
00:21:17.720 I was gonna say, dude
00:21:18.580 I'll play you in a three-point contest 0.99
00:21:19.580 I swear to god
00:21:20.320 All my life 0.96
00:21:21.040 If I lose, I'll cut my foot off
00:21:22.340 On stream
00:21:22.860 Well, I don't want to make you do that
00:21:24.320 So I think we just
00:21:24.920 Yeah, let's get out of here
00:21:25.820 Move on to soccer
00:21:26.620 Are you going to go to soccer?
00:21:29.040 Yeah, that's my sport actually 1.00
00:21:30.220 Not this shit 0.99
00:21:30.760 Oh 1.00
00:21:31.400 You know what's crazy?
00:21:32.460 I actually wanted to go to college for basketball
00:21:33.620 But now this made me realize
00:21:34.560 I don't think I can do it
00:21:36.420 You want to go to college for basketball?
00:21:38.160 Yeah 1.00
00:21:38.380 Holy fuck, dude 1.00
00:21:39.640 I wanted to go to all the frat parties 1.00
00:21:40.880 And then hoop
00:21:41.260 Ooh, yeah
00:21:42.520 I mean
00:21:43.740 I feel like we got cooler parties going on now
00:21:46.640 Nah, bro
00:21:47.480 You can get into Diddy parties 1.00
00:21:48.840 With your fucking clout 1.00
00:21:49.800 You know what I'm saying? 1.00
00:21:52.040 I've always wanted to go to one, but
00:21:53.480 I bet you're the next Diddy
00:21:54.520 The next Diddy?
00:21:55.940 Like, I feel like you're gonna be the one
00:21:56.900 To host the parties
00:21:57.460 Not the weird ones
00:21:58.440 Come on, give me more credit, bro
00:21:59.360 I'll be like the next Epstein, bro
00:22:00.680 Yo, alright, let's go
00:22:01.740 Let's go, let's go
00:22:02.280 Alright, let's get out of here
00:22:03.100 Oh my god 0.99
00:22:03.720 What the fuck did I just hear? 0.99
00:22:05.100 Come on, bro 1.00
00:22:05.600 Oh, is that your phone?
00:22:06.620 At least relate me to a white guy
00:22:07.860 Alright 0.93
00:22:09.060 Yo, that's the craziest thing
00:22:11.460 I've ever been in my life
00:22:12.180 Alright, alright, boys
00:22:13.000 Alright
00:22:13.220 We out?
00:22:14.360 Yep
00:22:14.620 I'm just gonna wash my hands real quick
00:22:16.340 Come here
00:22:16.840 I like this jersey, though
00:22:19.040 This is drip
00:22:19.480 We're looking good, boys 0.99
00:22:21.480 There's no fucking 0.98
00:22:23.620 Good game, Neon 0.98
00:22:24.340 It's a good game, bro
00:22:25.180 Pretty brutal?
00:22:26.580 You're not gonna beat me in soccer
00:22:27.300 I'll take it
00:22:27.820 No?
00:22:28.440 I got no stamina left
00:22:29.700 So, whatever we're doing next
00:22:31.540 Should we
00:22:32.660 Let me throw the trash away
00:22:34.100 Yeah, yeah
00:22:34.660 I'm gonna wash my hands, too
00:22:35.560 Oh, thank you
00:22:36.500 What's up, boys?
00:22:39.540 20 minutes, bro
00:22:40.400 That was a 20-minute game 0.99
00:22:41.500 That is fucking insane, bro 0.99
00:22:42.820 Did y'all see what happened, bro? 1.00
00:22:44.720 Where did I go wrong?
00:22:46.580 Yeah 1.00
00:22:46.800 Let him shoot 1.00
00:22:47.560 Let him shoot 1.00
00:22:48.700 That's what I'm saying, bro 1.00
00:22:52.640 He like
00:22:53.640 Took like six injections
00:22:55.320 Before that game, bro
00:22:56.300 What?
00:22:57.600 Oh, my bad
00:22:58.440 Like, bro
00:22:59.940 I've never seen him like that, bro
00:23:01.100 He was like
00:23:01.440 He looked mad
00:23:02.060 He looked angry
00:23:02.780 Little does he know
00:23:04.540 I'm Indian 0.95
00:23:04.900 I'm a scammer 0.97
00:23:05.560 Keeps calling me a scammer
00:23:07.180 I'm gonna just scam him 1.00
00:23:07.860 Fuck it 1.00
00:23:08.660 How's this up? 1.00
00:23:11.240 Chat, by the way
00:23:11.740 This is gonna be a long stream
00:23:12.640 Six to seven hours
00:23:13.720 Hey, boys
00:23:14.280 Hey, boys
00:23:14.300 I came correct today, bro
00:23:16.760 That's what's up
00:23:18.380 What did you put in your body
00:23:19.160 Before the game?
00:23:21.860 Just a little bit of this
00:23:22.880 A little bit of that
00:23:23.500 Alright, let's go
00:23:24.260 I didn't actually take
00:23:25.120 Any performance-enhancing drugs
00:23:26.760 So
00:23:27.780 You're just not that good
00:23:29.700 Wow
00:23:31.360 No steroids
00:23:32.460 This way
00:23:33.400 Alright, which way that way
00:23:34.140 Go that way
00:23:34.460 Yeah
00:23:34.900 What do you want
00:23:35.900 Both hop in the same 0.96
00:23:36.820 You drove here?
00:23:38.300 Yeah, yeah
00:23:38.620 Wait
00:23:38.820 Wait, Brock
00:23:39.280 You wanna
00:23:39.540 Wait
00:23:40.120 Is that your Cybertruck?
00:23:41.340 Yeah 1.00
00:23:41.580 What the fuck? 1.00
00:23:42.840 Yeah 1.00
00:23:43.120 The Infinimous Cybertruck
00:23:45.100 Can I hop in?
00:23:46.020 Yeah
00:23:46.240 Yo
00:23:49.380 Just don't show the front
00:23:50.480 Oh, I was gonna jump on the window