Clavicular - February 08, 2026


Teaching N3on How To LOOKSMAX and ASCEND


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Length

33 minutes

Words per minute

217.02669

Word count

7,341

Sentence count

1,102

Harmful content

Misogyny

67

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Toxicity

448

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Hate speech

31

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Summary

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In this episode, we talk about how to stay clean, hand sanitizer, and how to keep your hands clean. We also talk about our favorite movies and movies that remind us of each other. We also get into a little bit of everything else.

Transcript

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Toxicity classifications generated with s-nlp/roberta_toxicity_classifier .
Hate speech classifications generated with facebook/roberta-hate-speech-dynabench-r4-target .
00:00:00.000 Dude, why are my hands sticky from the hand sanitizer? What the fuck? 0.99
00:00:02.540 That's why you don't use hand sanitizer. You don't know what's in that? 1.00
00:00:05.020 No.
00:00:05.760 Bro, hand sanitizer makes your skin more dirty, bro.
00:00:08.220 I've done a whole research on it. 1.00
00:00:11.680 Fuck. 1.00
00:00:12.620 Are you serious? 1.00
00:00:13.500 Yeah, it's not good, bro. 1.00
00:00:16.200 Holy shit, bro. 0.99
00:00:16.980 So what are you supposed to do if your hands are dirty? 1.00
00:00:18.860 Bro, you understand being dirty, and they're gonna say this because I'm whatever what I am,
00:00:23.540 but being dirty and not being fully clean helps build your immune system, bro.
00:00:27.140 You don't want to always wash your hands after you use the restroom.
00:00:28.780 You don't want to always wash your hands.
00:00:29.760 Wait, what?
00:00:30.460 I'm being deadass. No, no, real shit, real shit. 1.00
00:00:32.440 This has to be a club for us. 1.00
00:00:33.340 No, I've talked about this so many times, bro.
00:00:35.580 Because then when you're in unhealthy situations,
00:00:37.800 your body's gonna break down, but if you build yourself, get used to it.
00:00:41.980 It's like a probiotic.
00:00:44.860 All right, where are we going? Chick-fil-A?
00:00:46.380 Yeah.
00:00:47.060 Do you think you should use condoms or just go raw?
00:00:49.140 Raw.
00:00:50.020 For real?
00:00:50.520 Yeah.
00:00:51.900 For real, bro.
00:00:53.160 You licked your fingers after dapping up 100 people?
00:00:54.720 Exactly.
00:00:55.460 That's probably why I got sick, actually.
00:00:56.840 That's actually crazy.
00:00:57.740 I swear, like, it's bad, yeah.
00:00:59.060 Why would you do that?
00:00:59.860 I don't know, bro.
00:01:00.600 I'm a jester.
00:01:01.420 Yeah, it's all good.
00:01:02.680 All right.
00:01:03.320 We're gonna switch as a...
00:01:04.560 Is that actually where we're going?
00:01:05.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:01:07.260 Dude, as a Twitch and streaming community,
00:01:09.160 can we switch to fist bumps?
00:01:10.560 Why? 0.99
00:01:10.860 Bro, if we're doing 1,000 dapp-ups with fans, we're certainly gonna get some weird shit. 0.97
00:01:16.700 You know what I'm saying? 0.97
00:01:17.080 Oh, okay, I just broke your car.
00:01:17.880 Oh, never mind.
00:01:18.320 It's touchscreen. 1.00
00:01:19.740 What the fuck? 1.00
00:01:21.040 You're a cheater. 1.00
00:01:21.960 Oh, a chester. 1.00
00:01:22.580 What's a chester?
00:01:23.360 A jester.
00:01:24.020 He probably spelled it right.
00:01:25.260 He's not tapped in. 1.00
00:01:26.080 You're so nasty. 0.99
00:01:26.800 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:01:27.460 All right, wait, real quick.
00:01:28.400 Question.
00:01:28.700 What movie actor do I remind you of?
00:01:30.720 What movie actor?
00:01:31.860 Yeah.
00:01:33.040 I don't know, dude.
00:01:34.320 Oh, okay, okay.
00:01:34.840 I don't know any movie actors that you remind me of.
00:01:38.280 Oh.
00:01:39.260 What about me?
00:01:41.240 It's an interesting question.
00:01:43.840 Chat, what do you think?
00:01:44.660 I think, like, John Wick.
00:01:49.220 John Wick?
00:01:50.020 I don't know. 1.00
00:01:50.800 Dude, damn. 1.00
00:01:51.560 You're making me sound way cooler than I am. 1.00
00:01:54.400 I've only seen his skin on Fortnite.
00:01:56.180 What does he do exactly? 0.76
00:01:57.220 He goes around and he kills people. 1.00
00:01:58.640 Oh, fuck. 1.00
00:01:59.080 Never mind. 1.00
00:01:59.320 You wouldn't ever do that.
00:01:59.900 You wouldn't hurt a fly.
00:02:01.180 Who wouldn't?
00:02:01.700 Oh! 1.00
00:02:02.220 Bro, what the fuck, dude? 1.00
00:02:03.240 What is this, dude? 1.00
00:02:03.820 All my life, I didn't mean that.
00:02:04.820 I'm actually done.
00:02:05.720 Bro, are you serious right now?
00:02:08.120 It's crazy.
00:02:08.720 I'm not streaming with you anymore.
00:02:10.260 You're going to get me sued. 0.99
00:02:11.100 Are you fucking serious? 1.00
00:02:11.840 No, I'd be saying shit. 1.00
00:02:12.900 I don't even think. 1.00
00:02:13.420 I got to think before I speak.
00:02:15.140 Bro, you haven't learned this after how many years?
00:02:17.080 Well, while he on my mother's life, I didn't do that on purpose. 1.00
00:02:19.420 That's fucked. 0.99
00:02:20.020 Don't be worried about that, chat. 1.00
00:02:21.440 But you can't say it. 1.00
00:02:22.140 When you say worse shit, bro, you're a hypocrite. 1.00
00:02:24.060 What do I say that's worse? 1.00
00:02:26.100 You were saying worse shit, like, 30 minutes ago. 1.00
00:02:28.660 Say it. 1.00
00:02:29.200 Nah, I'm not going to repeat it.
00:02:30.420 Put me on blast.
00:02:31.120 Nah, I'll never do that.
00:02:31.900 Yeah, say the word allegedly. 1.00
00:02:33.440 What the fuck, dude? 1.00
00:02:34.540 Listen. 1.00
00:02:36.700 Nah, move on.
00:02:37.520 You got to hang out with Aiden more so you can learn these legal terms.
00:02:41.300 I know, bro.
00:02:41.920 He's good at it.
00:02:42.880 For real. 0.99
00:02:43.400 He's fucking good at it. 0.99
00:02:44.220 Did he give you a lawyer? 0.99
00:02:45.340 Yeah, he's him.
00:02:46.420 He put me in touch. 1.00
00:02:47.120 When it comes to the legal shit, fuck, man. 1.00
00:02:49.020 Yeah. 1.00
00:02:49.900 I'm doing it.
00:02:50.340 Did you notice that my hair started to get all curly when I started to blow up streaming?
00:02:54.060 What does that mean?
00:02:55.000 Bro, I might be turning Jewish.
00:02:58.380 Wait, Jewish people have curly hair?
00:02:59.840 Yeah.
00:03:00.440 Dude, that explains the blow up so fast, right? 0.99
00:03:03.160 Damn, it is. 1.00
00:03:04.020 What the fuck? 1.00
00:03:04.640 Or it's a perm. 1.00
00:03:05.740 Nah, dude.
00:03:06.280 I did not get a perm, bro.
00:03:07.260 Don't do that.
00:03:08.300 Don't actually.
00:03:08.760 I wanted to get a perm, bro.
00:03:10.100 Oh, God.
00:03:10.500 I did not get a perm.
00:03:11.580 All right.
00:03:11.960 My hair has always been like this.
00:03:13.000 Chat, he got a perm.
00:03:14.500 No.
00:03:15.180 You think you would look good with a perm? 1.00
00:03:16.380 Fuck no. 1.00
00:03:17.260 I'm going to go buzz. 1.00
00:03:18.100 I'm going to go buzz probably soon.
00:03:19.500 Hmm.
00:03:20.020 Let's see.
00:03:20.620 I'm going to buzz it up.
00:03:21.520 Uh-oh. 0.99
00:03:21.860 There's some shit in there. 1.00
00:03:24.660 Let's see. 1.00
00:03:25.180 Let's see.
00:03:25.500 Let's see.
00:03:25.820 Let's see.
00:03:28.580 Hmm.
00:03:28.860 Chat, today's going to be a long stream.
00:03:31.920 If you want a long stream in the chat, put a one.
00:03:33.560 I'm so down for a long stream.
00:03:35.060 Let's do it, bro.
00:03:35.720 What have we been going for?
00:03:36.760 One hour?
00:03:37.400 One and a half hours? 1.00
00:03:38.340 It feels like six hours because of fucking sports. 1.00
00:03:40.240 We're so stupid for that. 1.00
00:03:41.840 It's okay. 1.00
00:03:42.580 Should we do something in Miami?
00:03:43.980 Yeah.
00:03:44.760 I bet.
00:03:45.100 I'm with it. 1.00
00:03:45.440 We just might smell and shit right now. 1.00
00:03:47.180 Who gives a fuck? 1.00
00:03:49.560 You know? 1.00
00:03:50.160 What?
00:03:50.540 I definitely don't care.
00:03:51.420 I don't smell.
00:03:52.000 I actually don't even think you smell bad.
00:03:54.140 I didn't notice anything.
00:03:55.140 Chat keeps spamming about it, but I-
00:03:56.640 Are you serious?
00:03:56.940 Dude, yeah.
00:03:57.720 I literally don't smell anything.
00:03:59.740 Dude, I did an entire boxing stream yesterday, and I didn't shower. 0.99
00:04:03.940 Damn, you're getting big. 1.00
00:04:04.800 What the fuck? 1.00
00:04:05.740 What? 1.00
00:04:06.380 You didn't shower?
00:04:07.440 Dude, I haven't showered in like three days.
00:04:08.940 All right, bro.
00:04:09.460 That's disgusting.
00:04:10.320 How's that disgusting? 1.00
00:04:10.560 How are you going to looks max and fucking not shower? 0.99
00:04:12.420 Bro, that's the point of looks maxing is so that you don't have to shower. 0.99
00:04:15.460 Bro, you-
00:04:16.160 Come on.
00:04:16.520 Showering at-
00:04:17.480 Oh, that was close.
00:04:20.240 What?
00:04:20.760 What do you think?
00:04:21.520 All right, listen.
00:04:22.820 Huh?
00:04:23.280 Imagine-
00:04:23.800 All right, I'm going to say it in your terms. 1.00
00:04:25.340 Imagine a bitch is on her knees, right? 1.00
00:04:26.940 Yep. 1.00
00:04:27.440 Trying to suck your dick. 1.00
00:04:29.320 Yeah. 1.00
00:04:29.720 And you have a fish dick. 0.99
00:04:33.100 A fish dick? 1.00
00:04:33.960 Have you ever had fish dicks? 0.99
00:04:35.420 Nah.
00:04:36.080 I'm pretty sure that's like, that's a girl thing to have a- 1.00
00:04:39.040 You can have a fish dick. 1.00
00:04:40.840 A dick that smells like fish? 1.00
00:04:42.360 Yes. 1.00
00:04:43.320 I don't know, dude.
00:04:44.080 Not me.
00:04:44.560 Wait, is that not a thing?
00:04:45.660 Wait.
00:04:45.860 I think the whole thing about that is coke, but that's mostly for women. 1.00
00:04:50.760 Oh.
00:04:51.080 Because it's like inside, you know?
00:04:53.060 Is that not a thing, Chad?
00:04:54.160 Once odor gets trapped in there, it's finished for them.
00:04:57.700 But for us, we got a little bit more- 0.99
00:04:59.180 Oh, they call it sour dick. 0.97
00:05:00.040 Yeah, but at the end of the day, I'm a big streamer. 1.00
00:05:06.420 They're going to suck it anyway. 1.00
00:05:08.580 Bro, I'm not going to lie. 1.00
00:05:09.660 Dude, it's true.
00:05:10.440 I've been out in the sea, bro, for like six months, bro.
00:05:13.000 But I don't even-
00:05:13.500 I don't do none of that, bro.
00:05:15.560 But it's just like seeing.
00:05:16.480 If I word it, it's just-
00:05:17.600 I don't know, dude.
00:05:18.440 This is like-
00:05:18.940 Dude. 1.00
00:05:19.540 Generation's just fucked. 1.00
00:05:20.040 If you're a big influencer, you could literally rub mud on your dick and girls will line up 1.00
00:05:25.540 Yeah, I swear. 1.00
00:05:28.220 I'm not even trolling.
00:05:28.740 That's why you need to find the right girl. 0.51
00:05:30.200 No, literally.
00:05:30.920 And then you find the right girl, and then that's all you need, bro.
00:05:33.140 And then maybe, you know. 0.97
00:05:34.980 Showering is a big fucking cope, though. 0.97
00:05:36.520 I'm telling you. 0.98
00:05:37.140 Dude, no, it's not, bro.
00:05:38.140 You need a shower.
00:05:38.800 It's on God.
00:05:39.200 Okay, so how come someone like you can say you don't need a shower?
00:05:41.860 If you agree with Klaav's message and you're serious about improving your look,
00:05:45.480 you guys are going to want to check out Klaav's community on school.
00:05:47.760 Once you're inside, you get access to over 100 courses on looks maxing, pharmacology,
00:05:52.800 nootropics, and social skills.
00:05:54.720 Plus, you get weekly calls with Klaav to get feedback and guidance in real time.
00:05:58.780 So if you guys want the absolute best information on looking better
00:06:01.720 and access to a community of people who want to improve their look,
00:06:04.800 you guys are going to want to check this one out. 0.99
00:06:06.100 But when I say I don't shower, then I get fucking hate. 0.95
00:06:09.420 Because, um, I don't know. 0.98
00:06:10.920 People have, like, a pretty poor reputation with that.
00:06:13.940 You know what I mean?
00:06:15.420 All right, let me try it.
00:06:16.060 Chat, I haven't showered in three days.
00:06:18.280 All right, there's a viral clip right there.
00:06:21.720 Nice.
00:06:22.280 I haven't showered in three days, chat.
00:06:23.480 Yeah, you stay on top.
00:06:24.380 W showers?
00:06:25.200 No, on God, dude.
00:06:25.980 Showers are complete cope. 1.00
00:06:28.940 Complete fucking cope. 1.00
00:06:30.440 Look at these fucking weirdos. 1.00
00:06:31.460 I mean, I think the reason they probably get on Indian people about the showering 1.00
00:06:35.400 is it's not like they just did sports and then, like, skipped it.
00:06:39.100 It's like they probably threw poop at each other.
00:06:41.700 I can't wait to go to India.
00:06:42.860 You understand India has the nicest five-star hotels ever? 0.99
00:06:45.940 They have fucking... 0.97
00:06:46.680 Bro, if you go to India, there's Rolls Royces driving around. 1.00
00:06:49.300 Fucking Lambos. 1.00
00:06:50.080 They don't have plumbing. 1.00
00:06:52.760 You know what I mean?
00:06:53.580 I think I'd rather that.
00:06:55.780 I get that.
00:06:56.700 What do you think?
00:06:57.400 They do have...
00:06:57.760 Would you rather a Rolls Royce or plumbing?
00:06:59.800 Bro, every country has those problems.
00:07:02.260 What?
00:07:02.640 Of plumbing?
00:07:03.880 Yes.
00:07:04.640 I don't know.
00:07:05.220 I don't think I've ever seen that in any other country.
00:07:07.460 I'm not going to lie.
00:07:08.780 Smell your bottom lip.
00:07:10.560 What does that even mean?
00:07:11.620 What is that supposed to mean? 0.98
00:07:12.520 I don't fucking know. 0.99
00:07:13.300 Cope? 0.99
00:07:14.540 Hmm.
00:07:14.860 Let's see.
00:07:15.900 What are you saying about India, boys?
00:07:17.420 Where are you from?
00:07:18.300 I'm from Massachusetts.
00:07:21.300 So.
00:07:21.960 You know what's crazy?
00:07:22.440 I went to Boston. 0.97
00:07:23.080 It's actually fucking nice. 0.95
00:07:24.540 Boston? 0.97
00:07:25.000 Dude, it's way too cold, though.
00:07:26.060 That's the problem.
00:07:26.660 Yeah, but it's nice.
00:07:27.280 Like, it's clean.
00:07:28.000 It's like there's a bunch of old people. 1.00
00:07:29.200 Like, it's cool.
00:07:29.640 I don't think you went to Boston, bro. 1.00
00:07:31.180 Fuck. 1.00
00:07:31.680 Boston sucks. 1.00
00:07:32.720 What? 0.99
00:07:33.000 I mean, it's definitely cleaner than, like, LA, for example.
00:07:35.420 That's the worst of the worst.
00:07:37.060 Like, you could just be walking in flip-flops and then you step on, like, a hepatitis needle.
00:07:41.300 Like, for real.
00:07:41.880 Bro, LA is, like, not the best, bro.
00:07:43.800 I'm going to be honest.
00:07:44.720 No, dude. 0.99
00:07:45.320 You got to move to San Diego or some shit. 0.99
00:07:47.100 San Diego's fire and Orange County. 1.00
00:07:48.920 Fire.
00:07:49.340 Orange County?
00:07:50.140 I don't know. 1.00
00:07:51.100 There's certain parts of Orange County that are also pretty shit. 0.99
00:07:53.640 I don't know. 0.99
00:07:54.140 I was thinking about going home in Houston, building my dream house, and just chilling there.
00:07:57.120 W-R-L-I-D-A, chat. 1.00
00:07:58.360 The problem is collabs.
00:08:00.000 In what?
00:08:00.400 How do you know where I live?
00:08:02.900 Wait, what? 1.00
00:08:03.900 What the fuck? 1.00
00:08:04.880 They say it all the time. 1.00
00:08:05.860 Oh, okay.
00:08:06.480 All right.
00:08:07.080 He stopped in.
00:08:07.900 Sugar Land.
00:08:08.920 What is that?
00:08:09.500 Uh, it's where they, um, they used to make a lot of sugar over there.
00:08:13.920 Hmm.
00:08:15.000 Like, uh, in, in LA?
00:08:17.120 No, in Houston.
00:08:18.200 Hmm.
00:08:18.480 Like, back then.
00:08:19.380 You have a house there?
00:08:20.740 Uh, my parents, yeah.
00:08:22.040 Dude, I mean, yeah, that's just about the collabs, bro.
00:08:24.360 I feel like you gotta be in Miami or LA.
00:08:26.160 Yo, bro.
00:08:27.800 Dude, what is this? 1.00
00:08:28.500 Your voice say my fucking address! 1.00
00:08:30.400 Bro, on God, you probably leaked that yourself. 1.00
00:08:32.400 How do you think you know that?
00:08:33.040 No, but it died out, but it's back, I guess.
00:08:35.840 Oh, my God.
00:08:36.580 Whatever.
00:08:36.980 Oh, don't leak.
00:08:37.880 Don't leak.
00:08:38.520 No, no, no, no.
00:08:39.160 That's been out.
00:08:40.120 He's tapped in.
00:08:41.000 You got...
00:08:41.400 But I do keep seeing that same clip of you and that girl, and she's like, where do you
00:08:44.780 live at?
00:08:45.340 And then she says it, and you're like, oh, my God.
00:08:47.460 Dude, I don't even know any of this.
00:08:48.120 Is that how I sound?
00:08:48.860 Yeah, it is.
00:08:50.020 I don't even know what any of this means.
00:08:52.540 But, I mean, I leaked my Addy within one day of moving.
00:08:55.720 You know what's all right?
00:08:56.700 Yeah.
00:08:56.980 Because at the end of the day, bro, God got you.
00:08:58.240 So, yeah, God and hopefully security that I need to start rolling with more.
00:09:05.160 Do you feel like you're really religious or not really?
00:09:07.260 Not really, dude.
00:09:07.960 I was in high school.
00:09:08.860 I went to Catholic school, but I don't know.
00:09:10.360 I kind of haven't been keeping up to date with it.
00:09:13.380 You know?
00:09:13.700 What about you?
00:09:14.640 I haven't been the best, bro, but I just downloaded the app that reminds me to pray.
00:09:18.600 So, I'm trying to fix it up, man.
00:09:20.860 You know?
00:09:21.380 How many times a day do you have to pray?
00:09:22.800 Five.
00:09:23.720 Dude, that's brutal.
00:09:25.020 It's not really.
00:09:26.000 It's five minutes each prayer.
00:09:26.820 It's pretty quick.
00:09:27.480 25 minutes?
00:09:28.080 Give me 25 minutes of your day.
00:09:31.200 Not bad.
00:09:32.300 What do you pray for?
00:09:33.980 Pray for protection.
00:09:35.080 Pray for your family.
00:09:36.220 Pray for blessings.
00:09:37.580 Pray for, you know, anything really.
00:09:40.940 Okay.
00:09:41.600 Maybe I should convert over.
00:09:44.060 Seriously?
00:09:45.100 Hold my hands.
00:09:46.100 Definitely not.
00:09:46.820 Oh, okay.
00:09:48.380 Dude, I think I have 25 minutes for the gym before I have 25 minutes to do that.
00:09:53.540 I'm not going to lie.
00:09:54.040 Seriously?
00:09:55.200 Bro, I mean, like, in terms of ROI, you don't think so?
00:09:59.500 ROI, brother.
00:10:00.200 This is God.
00:10:01.340 Yeah, I guess it is a little different. 0.97
00:10:02.640 What the hell?
00:10:04.440 I don't know. 0.98
00:10:06.400 Hmm.
00:10:07.580 It's a hard thing to measure up, I guess you could say.
00:10:11.020 Definitely a hard thing to measure up.
00:10:13.300 ROI?
00:10:14.920 25 minutes of, oh my God.
00:10:18.480 Oh, interesting.
00:10:19.460 Boys, come on.
00:10:20.120 Relax in the chat.
00:10:21.100 For real.
00:10:22.040 You was just eating bacon.
00:10:23.440 So funny.
00:10:24.460 I've deadass only had bacon once in my life.
00:10:26.240 That's disgusting.
00:10:27.360 Only once?
00:10:28.100 Yeah.
00:10:28.260 Yeah, I mean, for real.
00:10:29.040 Like, that's, like, the thing.
00:10:30.540 Wait, hold on.
00:10:35.900 That's you.
00:10:37.360 Oh, you want to hear this?
00:10:39.620 They don't say they dissed me in the song.
00:10:41.000 I didn't get dissed.
00:10:43.900 Yeah.
00:10:44.220 Yeah.
00:10:45.020 Yeah, but I said a little bit.
00:10:46.220 Yeah, they wrote this about you.
00:10:54.260 That's what I heard.
00:11:02.760 No?
00:11:04.300 You're not feeling it?
00:11:05.900 Oh, no.
00:11:06.960 I just know I don't eat bacon.
00:11:08.300 I love 6ix9ine.
00:11:09.040 I love Aiden.
00:11:11.240 Yeah, I heard behind the scenes that they wrote this about you.
00:11:13.680 Nah.
00:11:14.540 I don't know.
00:11:16.220 Nah, but, yeah, bacon is disgusting anyway, so I don't even think it's a problem.
00:11:20.240 They're saying, all right, what is this?
00:11:23.720 Huh?
00:11:25.780 That's my, the digits of my.
00:11:27.620 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:28.160 That's bad.
00:11:28.820 It's okay.
00:11:29.600 I didn't know.
00:11:30.080 My parents have, I hired them security outside the house.
00:11:32.860 24-7.
00:11:33.740 Good thing I didn't read that.
00:11:35.400 Yeah. 1.00
00:11:36.180 Bro, what the fuck? 0.99
00:11:37.260 Dude, I feel like we should, would you ever do a stream with your parents? 1.00
00:11:40.360 Bro, dude, I don't know.
00:11:42.620 The TTS on that would have to go off.
00:11:44.080 I've done TTS on my dad, and I smelled his chair. 1.00
00:11:46.160 Bro, I was an idiot. 1.00
00:11:46.740 I was an idiot back then. 1.00
00:11:47.580 That's like a year and a half ago. 1.00
00:11:48.660 Dude, my little sister wants to do a stream. 1.00
00:11:51.740 Seriously?
00:11:52.300 She's 14.
00:11:53.260 Oh, yeah.
00:11:53.860 Don't bring her on.
00:11:55.220 Yeah. 1.00
00:11:55.540 What the fuck? 1.00
00:11:56.240 Really rude? 1.00
00:11:56.700 What?
00:11:57.380 No, just because the chat's going to be, bro, come on, bro. 0.99
00:11:59.140 Like, the toxic ass chat. 0.98
00:12:00.280 Like, they're just going to. 0.98
00:12:01.040 You don't think my chat's going to be wholesome?
00:12:04.020 No.
00:12:04.720 What?
00:12:05.120 Are you serious?
00:12:05.880 I mean.
00:12:06.200 You don't know my com, clearly.
00:12:08.360 All right.
00:12:08.780 They're really wholesome.
00:12:09.540 Then bring her. 0.99
00:12:10.640 All right.
00:12:11.740 Dude, for real.
00:12:12.540 That would be such an L idea.
00:12:13.720 Family stream.
00:12:15.040 That's like, I don't know.
00:12:16.840 That's a good, like, content farm.
00:12:19.020 Yeah, it went crazy, man.
00:12:20.080 Dude, I'm thinking about having, like, a kid and making the girl I have the kid with 0.94
00:12:26.200 drink a bunch of alcohol while she's pregnant so that I can farm the disabled kid for content. 1.00
00:12:33.080 What do you think about that?
00:12:34.880 Is that a W or L? 0.98
00:12:35.800 There's no fucking way I just heard that. 0.98
00:12:37.240 No, I'm just drawing. 0.98
00:12:41.220 Because I see that on TikTok Live all the time.
00:12:43.280 I feel like that's, like, a money method.
00:12:45.060 What do you think? 1.00
00:12:48.240 Holy fuck. 1.00
00:12:49.100 You don't think that's a good idea? 1.00
00:12:51.420 Farming kid for content?
00:12:52.920 I mean, yeah, but, like, not purposely making the kid disabled.
00:12:56.460 Yeah, that part, I wouldn't actually do that.
00:12:58.480 But farming kid for content would be definitely a good idea.
00:13:01.420 Dude, stop name dropping chat. 0.94
00:13:05.160 Yeah, I want to make a couple channel and, like, make a kid's channel and shit. 0.95
00:13:07.960 A kid's channel? 0.95
00:13:08.520 It does well.
00:13:09.500 Yeah, dude.
00:13:10.020 They actually have crazy CPM on YouTube.
00:13:12.100 I was just going to say that.
00:13:13.040 Yep. 1.00
00:13:13.360 Their shit is booming. 1.00
00:13:14.520 Chat, anyone that has a kid's channel with their kids, 1.00
00:13:17.900 that shit makes so much fucking money. 1.00
00:13:21.120 It's insane. 1.00
00:13:21.860 Would you ever date a single mom? 0.83
00:13:25.300 No.
00:13:25.580 Do they know where we're going because I just lost them?
00:13:29.300 Nah, they'll pull up in a sec, though.
00:13:30.920 We're going to, uh...
00:13:32.360 I mean, they're going to find out anyway.
00:13:33.260 We're going to Burton.
00:13:34.000 No, but when we go in there, they're going to see you anyway.
00:13:36.380 Right?
00:13:36.740 The viewers might as well just say it. 1.00
00:13:37.820 Fuck it. 1.00
00:13:38.400 Yeah, Burton. 1.00
00:13:38.840 Yeah.
00:13:39.400 It doesn't even matter.
00:13:40.400 We're going to Chick-fil-A.
00:13:41.900 Yeah.
00:13:42.440 For real.
00:13:43.620 The Ace family did numbers?
00:13:44.500 Yeah, for real, bro.
00:13:45.920 The McBroom family?
00:13:47.380 Yeah.
00:13:47.780 Those guys, they know what they're doing.
00:13:50.340 They know what they're doing.
00:13:51.720 What happened on your ski trip?
00:13:56.720 What is that?
00:13:57.420 Sensitive subjects?
00:13:58.280 Nah, bro.
00:13:58.880 I'm an open bug, bro.
00:13:59.720 I just try to not talk about that thing.
00:14:02.160 What?
00:14:03.080 Huh?
00:14:03.420 As a person.
00:14:04.300 Oh, I don't know.
00:14:05.260 No, that's fine.
00:14:05.740 I was, um...
00:14:06.740 There was a situation where someone went on a ski trip
00:14:08.940 when I was, um...
00:14:10.160 sick in the hospital.
00:14:11.620 Hmm.
00:14:11.920 Yeah.
00:14:12.860 Someone went on a ski trip?
00:14:14.260 Oh, who was it?
00:14:16.180 Someone in the past, like a...
00:14:17.520 A girl?
00:14:18.140 Yeah.
00:14:18.820 Oh, wait.
00:14:19.960 That.
00:14:20.320 I could probably guess who it is.
00:14:21.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah. 1.00
00:14:22.180 Dude, what the fuck? 0.99
00:14:22.860 Like with, like, a bunch of... 1.00
00:14:24.540 Yeah.
00:14:25.020 Oh, whoa, whoa. 1.00
00:14:26.080 Dude, holy shit. 1.00
00:14:26.980 Yeah. 1.00
00:14:27.480 It was pretty fucked. 1.00
00:14:29.180 Yeah, that was pretty bad, dude. 1.00
00:14:30.420 At the time, I was coping, though.
00:14:31.440 I was coping at the time.
00:14:33.080 Yeah.
00:14:33.780 I mean, that's bad.
00:14:35.200 I don't know.
00:14:35.680 Yeah, that's pretty bad.
00:14:36.700 What would you do if your girl did that? 0.96
00:14:37.820 Uh, I mean, I've broken up with girls for a lot less than that, to tell you the truth.
00:14:43.940 There was a person under there.
00:14:45.760 Oh, my God, bro.
00:14:49.000 We gotta actually... 0.99
00:14:50.040 I knew I should have said, no, Neon, let's just stay in the fucking other black truck 0.99
00:14:53.840 and not done this. 0.99
00:14:56.140 Oh, my God.
00:14:57.820 Yeah, no, I mean, I've left girls for a lot less than that.
00:15:00.560 So, that's what I'll say about it.
00:15:02.060 How do I...
00:15:02.620 Bro, I feel like...
00:15:03.360 Chat, you're right.
00:15:04.040 I have no jawline.
00:15:06.000 No, you have a bit of a jawline.
00:15:08.120 It's not bad.
00:15:09.100 Appreciate it, my heart.
00:15:11.320 You just got a bone smash.
00:15:13.080 Bro, I'm not smashing my face, bro.
00:15:14.560 You wouldn't do that?
00:15:15.380 Nah.
00:15:15.540 Where is it?
00:15:16.480 Where the hell is it?
00:15:17.200 Yeah.
00:15:18.720 To the left.
00:15:19.580 You see it?
00:15:20.220 Yeah.
00:15:20.600 I just played basketball with you at Mariam Majid.
00:15:22.620 Nice.
00:15:23.240 You got two fat?
00:15:23.840 It's okay, bro.
00:15:24.320 You're getting a double chain.
00:15:24.980 It's all right, bro.
00:15:25.420 At the end of the day, that's my new awakening, bro.
00:15:27.220 I think my next thing is a fitness journey. 0.99
00:15:28.760 And I'm going to get fucking ripped. 0.98
00:15:30.220 And then they're going to be like, wow. 0.99
00:15:31.140 Why the... 0.98
00:15:31.500 How the fuck did neon turn like this? 0.99
00:15:33.580 Yeah, steroids. 0.99
00:15:34.880 No, I'm not going to take steroids.
00:15:35.800 No steroids.
00:15:36.220 I'm going to go clean, bro.
00:15:37.100 Because once you start taking testosterone, you can't stop, bro.
00:15:39.920 Yeah, so...
00:15:40.480 Is this the address that pulled up?
00:15:41.960 Yes.
00:15:42.260 Is this a college campus?
00:15:43.840 Oh, my God.
00:15:44.700 It's inside.
00:15:45.460 That's peak, if it is. 1.00
00:15:46.620 Fuck it. 1.00
00:15:46.880 Yo, yo, yo. 1.00
00:15:47.180 Fuck it. 1.00
00:15:47.520 Let's go. 1.00
00:15:47.880 That's already peak.
00:15:48.320 Is it open, though?
00:15:49.620 That's good.
00:15:50.080 That's good.
00:15:50.660 Hold on.
00:15:51.500 Wait, wait, wait, wait.
00:15:52.240 Can I...
00:15:53.180 Oh, no.
00:15:53.500 Hey, sir, is there Chick-fil-A over here?
00:16:00.960 It's closed? 1.00
00:16:02.720 Fuck, man. 1.00
00:16:03.500 Bro, is it Sunday? 1.00
00:16:04.240 What the fuck? 1.00
00:16:04.860 It's Wednesday. 1.00
00:16:05.500 These guys are slacking.
00:16:06.780 Are you serious?
00:16:07.660 That's crazy, bro. 0.98
00:16:08.440 Lazy. 0.98
00:16:08.980 Lazy workers.
00:16:09.740 It's 6 p.m. 1.00
00:16:10.620 How the fuck are they closed? 0.98
00:16:14.360 For real, dude. 0.99
00:16:16.440 My security said keep rolling.
00:16:18.100 This is not where we want to be.
00:16:19.900 What?
00:16:20.500 What's wrong with this? 1.00
00:16:21.640 It's a fucking... 1.00
00:16:22.120 It's a college, right? 1.00
00:16:22.740 I don't know.
00:16:25.340 Maybe we get out of here.
00:16:26.260 Okay, let's just get...
00:16:26.880 How far is the other one closest?
00:16:30.600 Stay at the college for content?
00:16:32.320 College could be good content.
00:16:33.920 Have you done a lot of college content?
00:16:35.600 Is it good?
00:16:35.900 They usually don't like cameras, bro.
00:16:37.020 They're weird.
00:16:37.480 I've gone with frats at USC. 1.00
00:16:39.140 They're fucking crazy, bro. 1.00
00:16:40.340 Oh, my God. 1.00
00:16:40.760 A girl got kicked out of college from my stream. 0.96
00:16:42.440 She was so sad, bro.
00:16:43.380 Really?
00:16:43.960 Yeah, bro.
00:16:44.460 She was underage drinking at a frat.
00:16:46.360 She got kicked out for that?
00:16:47.180 Kicked out, bro.
00:16:47.860 Fully kicked out.
00:16:48.400 She had a scholarship, everything.
00:16:49.240 Fully kicked out.
00:16:49.840 I swear.
00:16:50.300 No way. 1.00
00:16:50.820 It was fucked, dude. 1.00
00:16:52.120 Well, I mean, yeah. 1.00
00:16:52.800 They do a lot of illegal shit. 0.99
00:16:53.700 But she was openly saying it on camera. 1.00
00:16:55.080 She's like, I'm underage and I'm drinking. 1.00
00:16:56.880 What a stupid fucking bitch. 1.00
00:16:59.020 So you can't feel too bad. 1.00
00:17:00.420 No, for real.
00:17:01.060 She deserves it.
00:17:02.460 Yeah.
00:17:02.940 But she was drunk.
00:17:03.960 It doesn't...
00:17:04.440 Bro, on God. 1.00
00:17:05.180 Why do they drink cheap, shit-quality alcohol? 0.99
00:17:07.960 I mean, I don't know which the good-quality ones are, but... 1.00
00:17:10.600 I mean, women drinking alcohol in general, 0.98
00:17:13.260 it's like, why are they doing that in the first place? 0.94
00:17:14.860 It's like, why are you being a drunk slob? 1.00
00:17:16.520 That's fucking disgusting. 1.00
00:17:18.800 Yo. 1.00
00:17:19.660 What's good, G?
00:17:20.420 I'm live.
00:17:20.900 What up?
00:17:23.920 I miss you, baby.
00:17:26.260 Yeah, when are you coming back?
00:17:27.600 Is he skiing right now? 1.00
00:17:29.580 Fuck, man. 1.00
00:17:30.260 The fucking... 1.00
00:17:31.180 Connection. 1.00
00:17:32.500 The connection. 1.00
00:17:33.540 Fuck. 1.00
00:17:34.160 What's good, G? 1.00
00:17:34.700 I love you, man.
00:17:35.640 Just during the lab and I heard underage drinking at a college.
00:17:39.100 Can you just tell me where that is so I can avoid it?
00:17:43.740 I love you, brother.
00:17:44.740 Come back soon, bro.
00:17:46.420 Hey, hey.
00:17:47.200 Clap, clap.
00:17:48.000 Clap.
00:17:48.340 Look at this, G.
00:17:49.360 Yeah. 1.00
00:17:50.020 What the fuck? 1.00
00:17:50.920 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:17:52.080 Wait, hold on. 1.00
00:17:52.400 The fuck? 1.00
00:17:53.000 That jaw is crazy. 1.00
00:17:54.520 Bro, that's what you're organising, man, after the double jaw surgery, mate.
00:17:57.820 Yeah, nah, dude.
00:17:58.640 Number one looks, man. 1.00
00:17:59.480 So in the fucking world, clap. 1.00
00:18:01.500 Who do you think looks better? 1.00
00:18:02.460 You or clap?
00:18:02.980 Be honest, G.
00:18:03.960 Thank you, Pro Eat.
00:18:04.500 I love you.
00:18:04.920 Me, man.
00:18:06.080 Me, I'm so much better looking, man.
00:18:07.700 It's not even a joke.
00:18:08.640 All right.
00:18:09.460 Much love, bro.
00:18:11.260 For real.
00:18:12.700 All right, say that, kid.
00:18:13.760 All right, kid.
00:18:14.600 Peace.
00:18:15.100 Wow, that's bad.
00:18:17.060 That's actually really bad. 0.99
00:18:18.120 Yeah, I'm fucking out. 0.97
00:18:20.240 Refund me now. 0.97
00:18:21.400 Thank you for the sub.
00:18:22.060 I appreciate it, bro. 0.99
00:18:22.640 God damn it. 0.99
00:18:23.300 Bro, you actually look like this player. 0.99
00:18:25.460 Who is the player?
00:18:26.360 Hutchinson.
00:18:26.900 Aiden Hutchinson.
00:18:27.720 Aiden Hutchinson?
00:18:28.680 Bro, hell no, he doesn't.
00:18:29.700 Who even is that?
00:18:30.940 NFL player.
00:18:32.100 Defensive end. 0.99
00:18:33.300 Yeah, I don't know shit about sports, bro. 0.96
00:18:34.840 So what do you want to do after we eat? 0.95
00:18:35.780 What should we do?
00:18:36.860 Go to Miami?
00:18:37.800 Yeah, I feel like Miami is probably the spot for me.
00:18:39.720 And do what?
00:18:40.100 Walk around Brickle?
00:18:41.200 No, bro.
00:18:41.880 Are you kidding me? 0.99
00:18:42.860 Do you want to get shot? 0.97
00:18:44.200 We did that last time. 0.97
00:18:45.280 Oh, yeah, we did.
00:18:46.700 Well, I mean.
00:18:47.380 Maybe the circumstances are a little different.
00:18:49.000 Yeah, but I actually.
00:18:50.140 Wait, am I in danger?
00:18:51.700 No, no. 0.99
00:18:52.240 Brickle is like, it's just a shit, like, area anyway. 0.99
00:18:57.200 No, he's capping. 0.99
00:18:57.920 He's capping.
00:18:58.360 Okay, where do we go then?
00:18:59.660 Dolls with the sub, thank you.
00:19:00.560 Bro, you know what we should do?
00:19:02.580 We could do boxing.
00:19:03.600 We should do. 0.99
00:19:05.480 They're going to get mad if we're doing too much athletic shit. 0.99
00:19:07.260 Like, too much. 0.99
00:19:08.000 Yeah.
00:19:08.680 What do you.
00:19:09.160 My child get mad.
00:19:10.060 Your child would be pissed or no?
00:19:11.220 Nah, bro.
00:19:11.760 I mean, I don't even read the chat anyway. 1.00
00:19:13.660 What the fuck? 0.99
00:19:14.320 What? 1.00
00:19:14.840 Seriously.
00:19:15.480 No, I read it.
00:19:15.960 You know what?
00:19:16.180 I'm putting you all in my pocket. 1.00
00:19:17.020 Fuck you. 1.00
00:19:17.380 I read it, but, like, if they give me, like, dude, they complain no matter what in my chat. 1.00
00:19:22.200 So, like, in terms of content suggestions, like, if I do a desktop, they'll complain, like,
00:19:26.540 go IRL.
00:19:28.120 I read it, but I just, like, I don't listen to what it says.
00:19:31.060 No boxing.
00:19:31.660 No.
00:19:32.380 Boys, you know what I'm saying?
00:19:33.460 You guys are, like, IRL, desktop.
00:19:36.020 Go to the club at 6 p.m.
00:19:37.720 Yeah, bro.
00:19:38.320 I'm not going to lie. 1.00
00:19:38.760 You might be fucking retarded. 1.00
00:19:40.640 L Streamer? 1.00
00:19:41.660 Dude, I'm the most consistent streamer in all of streaming.
00:19:43.580 How often do you stream?
00:19:44.560 Every day.
00:19:45.860 Seriously?
00:19:46.400 Yeah.
00:19:46.900 You don't miss a day?
00:19:47.640 Nah.
00:19:48.040 Wow.
00:19:48.500 I've missed four days since November.
00:19:50.220 What?
00:19:50.980 Yeah. 1.00
00:19:51.360 You're a fucking tryhard. 1.00
00:19:52.460 Yeah, bro. 1.00
00:19:52.980 Of course.
00:19:53.520 You have to be.
00:19:53.860 I be streaming every...
00:19:55.100 How often do I stream, Chad?
00:19:56.140 Like, every few days?
00:19:57.520 Wait, what?
00:19:58.260 Yeah, bro.
00:19:58.860 Every few days.
00:19:59.540 I don't stream that much, bro.
00:20:00.160 I got to lock in.
00:20:01.120 Yeah, that's cooked. 1.00
00:20:01.840 Fuck. 1.00
00:20:02.040 You got to do every day. 1.00
00:20:02.900 I got to lock...
00:20:03.220 I'm going to start going every day.
00:20:05.080 Yeah.
00:20:06.000 Hit the club? 1.00
00:20:06.760 Dude, on a fucking Wednesday. 1.00
00:20:07.980 Are you insane? 1.00
00:20:09.960 IRL and desktop better? 1.00
00:20:12.060 Dude, I'm not going to lie.
00:20:12.920 I like to do IRL and then switch over to desktop later.
00:20:16.800 That goes hard.
00:20:17.660 I like that.
00:20:18.120 That's fire. 0.99
00:20:18.580 Because then you do all the good shit and then chill on the desktop after. 0.99
00:20:20.360 I'm going to do that in LA. 0.99
00:20:21.540 I told y'all, Chad.
00:20:22.220 I'm doing longer streams in LA, bro.
00:20:23.500 I'm trying it out.
00:20:24.000 I'm trying out a method.
00:20:24.760 How often do you go for?
00:20:25.620 Like, eight hours?
00:20:26.220 Yeah.
00:20:26.780 What?
00:20:27.480 Your KCIP be hitting, huh?
00:20:29.580 Yeah, that's pretty good.
00:20:32.160 You know, KCIP fell off a little bit from what it seems like, but...
00:20:36.560 Can't complain.
00:20:37.000 If only you were consistent.
00:20:38.340 I know, bro.
00:20:39.560 WStream, the only authentic one.
00:20:41.680 Yeah, dude.
00:20:42.180 Like, for real.
00:20:44.840 Take notes from around 10 hours every day.
00:20:46.340 I know.
00:20:46.560 Respect to them who do that, bro, on Twitch. 0.94
00:20:49.160 Long ass hours. 0.85
00:20:50.180 It's tough, bro. 0.98
00:20:50.640 I'm just by myself.
00:20:51.360 I don't really have people. 0.99
00:20:52.220 So, like, they, like, they have a whole group of people and shit. 0.97
00:20:54.600 What do you mean? 0.98
00:20:55.460 You do a...
00:20:56.820 Wait, like, to collab with or just like...
00:20:58.380 Yeah, bro.
00:20:58.740 I don't collab with a lot of people.
00:20:59.520 Bro, the streamers I collab with, you, Aiden, Ed, that's it.
00:21:05.040 Rampage sometimes, rarely.
00:21:07.260 Yeah, I mean, dude, on Twitch, it's like a whole new community. 0.98
00:21:10.800 I feel like a lot of the Twitch streamers wouldn't fuck with me.
00:21:14.160 So, I don't think I could get collabs. 0.99
00:21:15.500 I don't think they fuck with me either. 0.99
00:21:19.440 Chat, do Twitch streamers fuck with me? 0.99
00:21:20.660 Yeah, come back where you're welcome on Kik, dude. 0.99
00:21:23.120 Might have to have a little discussion.
00:21:25.000 For real.
00:21:25.380 Where are we going now?
00:21:26.380 A different one?
00:21:27.080 Yeah, bro. 1.00
00:21:27.500 Fuck, we've been in this car for a minute. 1.00
00:21:28.680 Yeah, dude. 1.00
00:21:29.120 I'm starving.
00:21:30.580 Yeah.
00:21:31.040 One and a half miles.
00:21:32.800 All right, I'm starving.
00:21:33.480 Cold approach with girls when? 0.77
00:21:35.340 Why am I getting Patrick's in the chat?
00:21:37.360 No way.
00:21:37.720 Oh, my God.
00:21:38.280 That's why I hated about Kik when they threw the Patrick's at me.
00:21:40.120 Yeah, can we ban Patrick's?
00:21:41.080 Is that a thing you can ban?
00:21:41.760 You can't ban them. 1.00
00:21:42.320 They're fucked. 1.00
00:21:42.680 It's like a virus, bro. 1.00
00:21:43.760 Okay, wait.
00:21:44.540 It's the same guy.
00:21:45.540 I'll just time them out.
00:21:48.360 Time them out.
00:21:49.160 They don't not like you, Mud. 0.92
00:21:50.020 It's all right, bro.
00:21:51.000 They don't have to like you.
00:21:51.180 All right, there go the Patrick's, buddy.
00:21:52.640 Chat, I had a good idea I wanted to do with Lacey.
00:21:55.560 We watched part of the Steelers-Texans game because he's a diehard Steelers fan.
00:22:00.280 I'm a diehard Texans fan.
00:22:02.100 We rent out a theater and put money up, but he didn't respond, so.
00:22:05.200 Yeah.
00:22:05.920 It was a good idea.
00:22:06.520 Lacey, if you want to do it, let me know.
00:22:08.160 Lacey?
00:22:08.880 Have you collabed with him before?
00:22:09.700 I'm cool, Lacey.
00:22:10.220 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:22:12.240 Yeah, I don't know.
00:22:12.840 I haven't even really talked to anyone on Twitch.
00:22:15.100 I'm trying to think.
00:22:16.200 Have I done any Twitch collabs besides you?
00:22:19.280 Nah, not really, bro.
00:22:20.300 I don't think so.
00:22:20.720 Not a single one.
00:22:21.500 No.
00:22:22.940 Yeah, I don't think that'll ever happen.
00:22:25.160 It's like, what?
00:22:25.740 This is like the dark side?
00:22:26.940 They look at it different because when I was on Kik, they were like, oh, you're on the
00:22:29.220 dark side of the internet.
00:22:31.080 Dude, they're mad because the Kik streamers make more money.
00:22:35.020 Bro.
00:22:36.080 Streamers? 0.99
00:22:36.400 What the fuck was that? 0.99
00:22:39.760 I don't know what that was. 0.99
00:22:42.120 I think we're good.
00:22:43.420 Are the doors locked?
00:22:44.380 Yeah.
00:22:44.900 All right.
00:22:45.760 No, they're all broken.
00:22:47.260 Yeah.
00:22:47.680 Wait, wait, wait.
00:22:48.460 So.
00:22:49.040 I feel like streamers make more than athletes.
00:22:53.900 Mm-hmm.
00:22:54.480 The highest paid streamer makes more than the highest paid athlete.
00:22:57.820 Yeah.
00:22:57.960 Actually, no.
00:22:58.920 Highest paid NBA or NFL player.
00:23:00.400 Not soccer.
00:23:02.160 Yeah.
00:23:02.660 That's the only sport.
00:23:03.500 The highest paid streamer makes more than the highest paid ever.
00:23:05.460 What about OnlyFans girls? 1.00
00:23:07.180 You know what the OnlyFans girls do, bro? 1.00
00:23:08.900 What?
00:23:09.260 It's so crazy.
00:23:10.780 The amount you think they're making, they're not making at all.
00:23:13.140 I saw that. 1.00
00:23:13.740 They all Photoshop their shit. 1.00
00:23:15.060 They all inspect element. 1.00
00:23:16.100 They all fucking, they do these weird things to make it look like they're making a lot. 0.99
00:23:19.020 So then all the old horny guys are like, oh, what am I missing out on? 0.99
00:23:21.520 Let me go check this out.
00:23:22.440 For real?
00:23:22.900 Yes. 1.00
00:23:23.320 That's all bullshit, bro. 1.00
00:23:24.480 All of it. 1.00
00:23:25.080 None of them that say they make four mil a month, one mil a month.
00:23:27.080 That's not true.
00:23:27.660 None of it.
00:23:27.960 I swear to God.
00:23:28.640 Really? 1.00
00:23:29.120 All bullshit. 1.00
00:23:30.200 Interesting. 1.00
00:23:30.620 It's all cap, bro.
00:23:31.460 How much do you think like Sophie Rain makes?
00:23:32.880 She said she makes 80 mil a year.
00:23:35.700 You think she's doing like five?
00:23:37.400 Five mil?
00:23:38.020 Yeah.
00:23:38.160 No, she's making more than that.
00:23:39.120 Way more than that for sure.
00:23:39.960 What do you think?
00:23:40.240 She's probably making like a mil a month. 1.00
00:23:42.140 I think she's fucking ugly, dude. 1.00
00:23:44.620 I think the bitch looks like fucking complete shit. 1.00
00:23:46.420 I saw her in Vegas. 1.00
00:23:48.940 I was passing by her.
00:23:49.640 She had like 10 white guys with her. 0.98
00:23:50.780 She rolls deep.
00:23:51.980 What, security?
00:23:52.860 It was just her and 10 white guys.
00:23:53.960 No, I think it was just random guys. 1.00
00:23:54.860 She just rolls deep as fuck. 1.00
00:23:56.340 Well, yeah. 1.00
00:23:56.780 I mean, she's like the biggest hole on the internet, obviously. 1.00
00:23:59.820 Wait, doesn't she? 0.98
00:24:00.460 Is she a virgin, what she claims?
00:24:02.240 Bro.
00:24:02.960 Allegedly.
00:24:03.420 Come on.
00:24:03.920 Allegedly?
00:24:04.460 Are you serious?
00:24:05.520 Dude. 1.00
00:24:06.360 What the fuck? 1.00
00:24:07.520 As if she's preserving any value. 1.00
00:24:10.200 It's like...
00:24:10.520 I think Sophie Rain's a good looking girl. 1.00
00:24:11.920 Huh?
00:24:12.260 I think she's a good looking girl. 1.00
00:24:13.440 Dude, she's... 1.00
00:24:13.840 They'd just be lying about how much money they make, bro.
00:24:16.000 It's weird. 0.95
00:24:16.560 She's kind of repulsive, dude. 1.00
00:24:17.860 What does that mean? 0.97
00:24:19.040 Repulsive?
00:24:19.500 Yeah.
00:24:19.980 Hard to look at. 1.00
00:24:22.560 Wait, what the fuck? 0.99
00:24:23.600 Like, genuinely, like, below average. 0.99
00:24:27.200 Would you ever bring an OF girl on stream?
00:24:29.380 I think I've done it before by accident.
00:24:32.900 You know, but I don't really like to do OF girl content.
00:24:36.940 Sometimes we have Jenny on the stream. 0.90
00:24:38.620 I'll just call her up when I'm fucked up or something. 0.96
00:24:41.160 Who is that? 0.93
00:24:42.960 Just a girl that I've collabed with before.
00:24:44.960 OF girl?
00:24:46.300 Technically, I think another platform.
00:24:48.200 I'm not going to lie, bro.
00:24:48.780 I don't think you understand the conversion, bro.
00:24:50.040 When we stream with OF girls, it goes... 1.00
00:24:52.060 You can charge them.
00:24:53.100 Bro, there's one time...
00:24:54.480 I'm not going to say who it was, but I streamed with someone recently.
00:24:56.780 One stream, it was like 30 minutes.
00:24:58.200 The person made, like, 80K.
00:25:00.180 Bro. 1.00
00:25:00.560 It was fucked. 1.00
00:25:00.980 From all the clips and everything. 1.00
00:25:02.280 Bro, there's so many OF girls I would pay you. 1.00
00:25:04.080 They're, like...
00:25:04.340 Because they're trying to pay me to get on stream.
00:25:06.100 I just won't do it, bro. 1.00
00:25:07.020 It's fucked. 1.00
00:25:07.340 You won't do it? 1.00
00:25:07.900 Like, pay bags.
00:25:09.380 Like, 50K for an hour.
00:25:10.900 50K for an hour?
00:25:12.140 Yes.
00:25:13.260 That mog's thick, bro.
00:25:15.720 I can't do it, bro.
00:25:16.800 I can't.
00:25:17.260 Dude, think about it like this.
00:25:18.140 What if you did the collab with the OnlyFans girl while you're gambling?
00:25:23.080 Well, no.
00:25:23.380 They want, like, real content. 1.00
00:25:24.460 Like, you to, like, fucking go out and do shit with them. 1.00
00:25:26.840 Dude, just go scam them, bro. 1.00
00:25:28.560 They're OnlyFans girls. 1.00
00:25:30.120 Just literally...
00:25:30.960 That's such a good idea, actually.
00:25:32.580 Take the bag, literally bring them on the desktop, and immediately hop on steak.
00:25:37.920 Smart.
00:25:39.280 Smart.
00:25:39.880 Bro, I'm not going to lie.
00:25:40.620 Someone called me a money glitch, bro.
00:25:41.660 I felt sad, bro.
00:25:43.540 The money glitch.
00:25:44.300 Like, my streams are a money glitch.
00:25:45.520 Meaning, like...
00:25:46.120 Why is that?
00:25:46.840 Like, they just can hop on and just make money from me.
00:25:48.900 Like, that's why, you know, I just try to keep my...
00:25:50.920 I try to hate on myself, man.
00:25:52.260 I don't know.
00:25:53.060 Yeah.
00:25:53.720 Do your own thing?
00:25:54.540 Autumn Fall.
00:25:54.980 Shout out to Autumn.
00:25:55.460 I love her. 1.00
00:25:56.160 Or, not love her, but I fuck with her. 1.00
00:25:57.820 Yeah. 1.00
00:25:58.140 The fuck? 1.00
00:25:58.460 You know who I don't fuck with her? 1.00
00:25:59.740 Bro, she was... 1.00
00:26:00.580 She was... 0.99
00:26:01.720 No weird shit. 1.00
00:26:02.620 She was the first pair of, like, naked tits that I ever saw. 1.00
00:26:05.040 Really? 1.00
00:26:05.300 She showed you?
00:26:05.860 Yeah.
00:26:06.520 What?
00:26:06.800 For a stream or, like, off cam?
00:26:08.800 No, I was off cam.
00:26:09.700 Oh, fire, dude.
00:26:10.680 Yeah.
00:26:10.980 She's pretty hot. 1.00
00:26:11.700 You hit that?
00:26:12.500 No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:26:14.260 Why?
00:26:14.600 She's cool, though, huh? 1.00
00:26:15.600 She showed you her tits. 1.00
00:26:16.740 She was pretty hot. 1.00
00:26:16.880 I was a virgin, bro. 0.99
00:26:17.980 I told myself, I was like, I'm, like, never gonna fuck. 0.99
00:26:20.740 I'm never gonna lose my virginity, bro. 0.99
00:26:21.940 And, honestly, the day it happened, it changed me as a man, bro.
00:26:23.940 I think I would go back, low-key.
00:26:25.280 You would go back?
00:26:25.920 Yeah, bro.
00:26:27.080 Dude, honestly, I've been ladaring.
00:26:29.140 And I kissed her.
00:26:29.700 Wait, I kissed her?
00:26:30.900 You kissed Autumn Fall?
00:26:31.880 Wait, what?
00:26:33.420 Oh, no, it was on cam, but she turned her back and then went, like, ugh. 0.99
00:26:37.060 Oh, that's amazing.
00:26:39.080 Dude, I wanna, yeah, I gotta start collabing with more OnlyFans girls. 1.00
00:26:44.080 Yo, you know what's a good play?
00:26:46.700 I've done this before.
00:26:48.420 So, what you do is you just, like, invite the OnlyFans girls for the stream.
00:26:51.760 And then pretend there's a technical difficulty. 0.99
00:26:54.220 And then just have sex with them. 1.00
00:26:56.880 There's no way that works. 1.00
00:26:58.140 Yeah, I'm glad that works.
00:26:59.280 What do you say, like, oh, my camera's lagging?
00:27:00.820 And, like, bro, the IRL run, my OBS is down, whatever.
00:27:04.180 They don't even know what it means anyway.
00:27:05.880 Then you're like, all right, let's, well, you're already here, you know? 1.00
00:27:09.020 What the fuck? 0.99
00:27:10.120 Let me just tell you to get out. 1.00
00:27:10.640 Are you sucking it or what? 1.00
00:27:12.500 That's what you're saying? 1.00
00:27:13.400 That's a go-to.
00:27:14.280 That's a good, uh, that's a good line.
00:27:15.540 You know, I've never approached a girl in my life.
00:27:17.580 Say you swear to God.
00:27:18.340 Like, but.
00:27:19.160 Yes, you have.
00:27:19.740 I've seen you on stream.
00:27:20.680 Off stream, I'm talking about.
00:27:21.760 Like.
00:27:22.480 Did you roll the window?
00:27:23.460 Interesting.
00:27:24.300 Oh, my.
00:27:24.660 I hope I was on it, bro.
00:27:25.640 I was like, who rolled the window, man? 0.99
00:27:27.060 Fucking hell, bro. 0.99
00:27:28.320 Is this a. 1.00
00:27:29.420 Bro, where is this food, bro?
00:27:30.920 I feel like I'm trying to find gold. 1.00
00:27:32.760 Holy shit. 1.00
00:27:33.800 For real. 1.00
00:27:35.740 Who else?
00:27:36.540 What other streamers used to do that?
00:27:38.220 When is Frish and Fit?
00:27:39.300 Right after this, boys.
00:27:41.020 Should be a good one.
00:27:42.180 I can't wait for the new season of House of Dragons.
00:27:44.960 What?
00:27:46.060 Hmm.
00:27:46.820 You didn't use that method the other day?
00:27:48.200 No, I don't use that method, bro.
00:27:49.500 That's such a good method, bro.
00:27:50.740 I mean, it probably works, bro.
00:27:52.160 I'm putting you on to all this game here.
00:27:53.880 You better start using it.
00:27:54.940 I think it's a good game for the chat.
00:27:56.820 I just don't.
00:27:57.300 Oh, but they're not streamers.
00:27:58.300 Yeah, dude.
00:27:58.700 This is like very esoteric knowledge right here.
00:28:01.440 I'm just very.
00:28:02.100 I'm naturally awkward, bro.
00:28:03.100 Like, I can hold a conversation.
00:28:04.340 No, you're not.
00:28:04.600 No, no.
00:28:05.140 No, let me explain.
00:28:05.960 And this is not like.
00:28:06.880 Oh, my God.
00:28:07.440 This might make me sound crazy.
00:28:08.700 I can hold a conversation with a guy, but I can't with a girl. 1.00
00:28:11.360 Like, I tend to go to the gay best friend type of vibe.
00:28:15.460 I don't know why.
00:28:17.380 That's just how it ends up looking when all I'm trying to do is just talk to her normally.
00:28:21.240 What?
00:28:21.760 Yeah.
00:28:22.920 Huh?
00:28:23.200 Yeah, you got to get like, you got to make your intentions a little more clear, you know?
00:28:29.580 Yeah, I get that.
00:28:30.760 Like, people think I go too far with it sometimes. 1.00
00:28:33.480 Well, I'm just like, all right, let's fuck right now. 0.98
00:28:35.080 But if you're doing this in volume, maybe you won't hit on all of them. 0.99
00:28:40.080 But at least one out of ten girls are going to say yes. 1.00
00:28:44.140 You know? 0.99
00:28:44.580 And then other girls are going to look at you and be like, what the fuck did you say to me? 1.00
00:28:47.400 Like, do you want to deal with that? 0.99
00:28:48.380 I mean, it makes it efficient.
00:28:51.440 We're all about efficiency, you know? 0.98
00:28:53.420 I feel like I get girls' comfort, like, the way I talk to them and shit. 1.00
00:28:56.380 That's why, I think that's why they fuck with me. 1.00
00:28:58.100 Because I think you're gay. 1.00
00:29:00.480 Oh my God. 0.99
00:29:01.840 All right.
00:29:02.680 I mean, he said it, not me. 1.00
00:29:05.220 The only way to prove it is if I fuck on camera. 1.00
00:29:06.960 Hey, Kick Champ, what up? 1.00
00:29:08.240 Yeah.
00:29:09.760 Kick Champ.
00:29:10.460 Hey, Kick Champ. 0.94
00:29:11.240 What's up, man?
00:29:12.160 Kick Champ on his way to make some crazy... 0.63
00:29:14.480 How you doing, Kick Champ?
00:29:15.740 Crazy clickbait to it.
00:29:17.800 Dude, we're not doing McDonald's.
00:29:19.380 Yeah, bro.
00:29:19.880 We need at least something, at least, like, somewhat out there.
00:29:22.400 10K sports wager.
00:29:23.500 Yeah.
00:29:24.360 Boys, what should we do with the 10K?
00:29:26.520 What do you think?
00:29:29.480 Why, when are you bringing the show?
00:29:31.440 Kick Champ loves you?
00:29:32.160 I think, I don't know, bro.
00:29:33.160 Kick Champ used to sit in my discords and be a part of the community and he just, I don't
00:29:36.380 think he likes me anymore.
00:29:37.340 He likes me.
00:29:38.020 I haven't got a bad, uh...
00:29:39.940 What do you mean, bro?
00:29:40.680 The clips he was posting of you...
00:29:42.360 No, those were fire, bro. 0.99
00:29:43.520 Those got, like, fucking 50 million views. 0.99
00:29:45.100 What is your DMs filled with? 1.00
00:29:46.180 Like, just girls? 1.00
00:29:47.740 No, it's, like, a lot of, like, random shit. 0.99
00:29:49.980 My people are just... 0.99
00:29:50.660 My DMs are just people asking for money.
00:29:52.840 Hmm.
00:29:53.340 It's, like, people asking, like, how to look, Max.
00:29:55.600 And a lot of the time, it's just girls, like, trying to, like, farm. 1.00
00:29:59.900 It's, like...
00:30:00.220 What is that?
00:30:01.380 I'm chopped.
00:30:02.480 What do I need to do? 1.00
00:30:03.620 What the fuck? 0.99
00:30:04.440 Yeah, it's, like, girls... 1.00
00:30:06.140 Is that their, like, pickup line?
00:30:07.560 Dude, for real.
00:30:08.260 I don't even know.
00:30:09.400 Sometimes.
00:30:09.960 And it's, like...
00:30:10.920 I don't know. 0.99
00:30:11.760 It kind of could work, because you know how a lot of girls, like, fuck their personal trainer at the gym? 1.00
00:30:16.360 Yeah. 1.00
00:30:16.960 That could work.
00:30:17.760 That could be a method.
00:30:18.660 You, like, tell them, and then they, like, feel insecure.
00:30:21.600 Hmm. 1.00
00:30:22.260 That's why they fuck the personal trainer. 1.00
00:30:23.940 You know what you have to watch out for, too? 1.00
00:30:25.240 What?
00:30:25.720 I'm telling you.
00:30:27.060 This is very, very key.
00:30:28.560 Well, and this is something you might not know.
00:30:30.020 Hmm.
00:30:30.580 Bible study.
00:30:32.060 Bible study? 1.00
00:30:33.040 Bible study.
00:30:34.340 Huh?
00:30:35.240 Bible study.
00:30:36.080 What does that even mean?
00:30:37.040 The little groups that come together?
00:30:38.820 Yeah?
00:30:39.660 Why do you gotta watch out for them?
00:30:41.060 Watch out, brother.
00:30:42.260 What does this even mean?
00:30:44.900 I'm telling you, bro.
00:30:46.400 I'm telling you, bro. 1.00
00:30:47.760 That shit gets crazy, bro. 1.00
00:30:49.560 That's not Bible study. 1.00
00:30:51.200 Bro, what?
00:30:52.400 I have no idea what he's saying, Chad.
00:30:53.780 Does anyone know what he means?
00:30:55.440 Bible study.
00:30:57.440 Huh?
00:30:58.480 Cap?
00:30:59.220 Next.
00:30:59.580 Do you know what you gotta say?
00:31:00.460 What?
00:31:01.220 Study the Bible at home.
00:31:03.400 Oh, what?
00:31:03.760 Did a girl do that to you? 1.00
00:31:04.800 She said she should go on a Bible study?
00:31:06.100 No, no.
00:31:06.580 I'm just saying, from what I've seen on the internet, I've seen hella experiences.
00:31:09.660 I never heard anything about that.
00:31:11.780 Yeah. 1.00
00:31:12.580 That's a crazy fucking excuse to use. 0.99
00:31:14.920 Let's go actually inside. 1.00
00:31:16.080 Yeah. 1.00
00:31:16.420 Fuck yeah. 1.00
00:31:16.880 Please. 1.00
00:31:17.720 Are they behind us?
00:31:18.640 Yep.
00:31:19.080 Fire.
00:31:22.000 Dude, what do you think about Corvettes?
00:31:23.240 Yo, Jessica, all right.
00:31:24.200 Worst car ever.
00:31:24.640 You see, Clav bans all the girls in the chat.
00:31:27.240 I don't do that, but let's be respectful here, okay, Jessica?
00:31:30.160 I would hate to see you get banned.
00:31:31.860 Ban Jessica, mods.
00:31:33.000 No, don't ban her. 0.96
00:31:33.760 Don't ban her.
00:31:33.940 Actually, swear, ban her. 1.00
00:31:36.260 Do you want your community to be good, or do you want it to be full of women? 1.00
00:31:39.060 There's just one girl.
00:31:40.200 Just one.
00:31:40.800 That's too many.
00:31:41.400 If you're a girl, put me. 1.00
00:31:43.720 What the hell? 1.00
00:31:44.240 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:31:44.760 Hold on, hold on, hold on. 1.00
00:31:45.620 Yeah, any girls in the chat, let me know so I can ban you. 1.00
00:31:48.700 Fuck Jessica. 1.00
00:31:49.540 Everyone spam. 1.00
00:31:51.460 All right.
00:31:51.980 All right.
00:31:52.240 Let's get out of here, boys.
00:31:53.340 Oh, I can't go through.
00:31:54.320 I'll go through the same.
00:31:55.060 Dude, I feel dead.
00:31:58.080 There's hella girls in here. 1.00
00:31:59.160 What the fuck? 1.00
00:32:00.260 Hella girls in the chat? 1.00
00:32:01.240 Yeah.
00:32:01.560 Nah, dude, that's men. 0.98
00:32:05.140 All right.
00:32:05.460 Let's get some food. 0.99
00:32:06.880 What do you think about chicks with dicks? 1.00
00:32:09.220 Dude. 1.00
00:32:09.740 Oh, my God.
00:32:10.300 I have a crazy story for that.
00:32:11.360 I'm waiting for that.
00:32:11.840 Oh, of course you do.
00:32:12.680 I do.
00:32:13.000 I swear.
00:32:13.840 Bro.
00:32:14.200 Dude.
00:32:14.740 I don't know.
00:32:15.440 Wait, what do you mean, of course? 1.00
00:32:16.700 You've gotten with a chick with a dick? 1.00
00:32:18.540 Obviously not. 1.00
00:32:20.300 I was like 12, 13 years old.
00:32:22.960 We were at this family party.
00:32:25.060 I went to use the restroom.
00:32:26.100 I opened the door.
00:32:27.080 Hold on, let's wait for them to come. 0.92
00:32:27.960 I opened the door, and then there was...
00:32:30.900 Yeah, we got to get out. 1.00
00:32:32.300 Oh, shit. 0.99
00:32:33.080 I opened the door, and this girl was pissing, and she was standing up. 1.00
00:32:35.520 I was like, why is a girl standing up? 1.00
00:32:36.740 And I saw a dick. 1.00
00:32:38.140 What? 1.00
00:32:38.740 Yes, at a family party.
00:32:40.040 I was like 14.
00:32:41.580 Sounds like a ditty party, bro. 1.00
00:32:43.480 Fuck. 1.00
00:32:44.480 Okay, at least you weren't younger than that. 1.00
00:32:47.140 That's still pretty brutal. 1.00
00:32:48.120 It was fucked. 1.00
00:32:48.700 That's traumatizing. 1.00
00:32:49.580 Yeah, I'm not glad.
00:32:50.260 After that, I looked at the world different.
00:32:51.940 I would, too.
00:32:53.060 But I had another situation.
00:32:55.740 I went to...
00:32:56.180 So there was my neighbor, and she had a bookstore in her house.
00:33:00.000 She used to rent out books to everyone in the neighborhood. 0.52
00:33:01.700 I'm not glad. 0.99
00:33:02.280 It's kind of some thought shit. 0.98
00:33:04.420 Yeah, for real. 0.97
00:33:05.060 And then I went to her thing, and then she said, come to the closet. 0.87
00:33:07.220 My sister was sitting on the bed, I think.
00:33:08.720 I'm pretty sure.
00:33:09.460 I don't want to throw her under the bus.
00:33:10.480 And then she just pulled her pants down in the closet.
00:33:12.240 Wait, so hold on.
00:33:13.600 Wait, wait, wait, no, no, no.
00:33:15.980 All right, wait, wait, wait.
00:33:16.420 No, no, the door was closed.
00:33:17.780 Oh, my God, no, bro. 1.00
00:33:19.160 What the fuck? 1.00
00:33:20.100 Oh, my God, I need to hear this again. 1.00
00:33:20.900 Wait, that sounds so off.
00:33:22.780 Dude.
00:33:23.060 I got to be better with my words.
00:33:25.400 Yeah, for real. 1.00
00:33:27.100 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:33:29.020 Yo, I got to be better with my words. 1.00
00:33:30.620 That sounded insane.
00:33:33.680 No, that it was insane.
00:33:34.600 No, it wasn't. 0.83
00:33:35.240 Why is your place so dead?
00:33:36.500 This is not booming.
00:33:37.700 Thank God. 1.00
00:33:39.500 Fuck. 1.00
00:33:39.660 Hopefully it's not closed. 1.00
00:33:40.540 I just heard like a movie gasp.
00:33:42.140 I'm literally so hungry.
00:33:43.460 Me too.
00:33:43.960 This is going to be bad. 0.99
00:33:46.940 Damn. 1.00
00:33:47.840 Stop being weird, Chad. 1.00
00:33:48.700 All right, what are we...