Clavicular - How To Attract A Girl That Doesn't Like You

00:00:00.000 going on guys it's clav here i want to do a quick little youtube video in my new and improved studio

00:00:07.060 uh you know because i haven't really done a lot of content um i've been dealing with some stuff

00:00:12.380 in court i got a dui so um i guess i'll have a little bit more time to do youtube uh at this

00:00:18.760 point so my biggest point of contention recently has been online dating and i've been really getting 0.97

00:00:28.280 my ass handed to me and it's put me in a really bad state of mind um this shit is is getting under 0.90

00:00:35.680 my skin so i figure i might as well do a complaining segment and kind of inform you guys on what's got 0.99

00:00:41.740 me so uptight i mean for fuck's sake i was so mad and i try to make this video already this is take 0.86

00:00:49.500 number two i was so mad when i was making this i had my tie like put on the proper way and not 0.98

00:00:56.180 this first button down i turned red after about two minutes of fucking thinking about online dating 0.94

00:01:02.460 okay this shit is is an utter absurdity that it allows to go on because this has got to be the 0.98

00:01:10.680 main dopamine crisis of the century i don't know where i'm going wrong which is why it's so frustrating 0.98

00:01:18.120 i don't know what i'm saying i don't know what i'm supposed to say and i i there's just no real way

00:01:25.420 to be logical and when you're texting these girls there's no feedback system they'll just

00:01:32.820 stop texting you out of nowhere like you'll just be texting a girl having a normal conversation 0.83

00:01:38.120 just no reply casper the ghost and then at that point it's not like okay well this is what i it's 0.95

00:01:46.160 not like a gate where you could go and do some like game film after the fact and say oh shit i i 0.56

00:01:51.600 shouldn't have said that maybe i pushed it over the line just be a perfectly normal conversation 0.98

00:01:56.600 well i could i could be fucked what did i do how about that how about you do me the courtesy 0.99

00:02:03.380 of after all these fucking conversations and text messages that i don't even want to fucking you think 1.00

00:02:09.960 i want to talk about your fucking hobbies bitch i want to get in your fucking pants god damn it 1.00

00:02:15.240 i want to fuck you and i want to convince you that i'm not trying to fuck you which is why i'm 1.00

00:02:20.320 having the conversation so how about you do me the courtesy of telling me where i at least went 1.00

00:02:25.200 wrong okay just so i can know so i've got excellent pictures nt locations you think of you think i'd be 0.92

00:02:35.880 the most normal motherfucker in the world okay it's not like these girls are watching videos like this 1.00

00:02:41.620 they're not watching my youtube channel of me being a fucking train wreck injecting fat dissolvers 1.00

00:02:47.060 and putting shit into my eyes they don't fucking know that shit i got pictures with my family going 1.00

00:02:52.700 out to dinner fucking doing regular activities i could be a regular old motherfucker and they 1.00

00:02:57.760 wouldn't even know it but still i have a high rate of matching um you know i i do well i get a 0.99

00:03:04.940 fuck ton of matches on tinder fuck ton of matches on hinge more than i know what to do with at this 0.89

00:03:10.680 point but the issue is you'll have a conversation and then you try to go and make plans and they just 0.99

00:03:18.460 can never be fucked so i don't know where how where what is the exact way you're supposed to escalate 0.95

00:03:26.700 because you follow these fucking guides that you see on youtube and guess what it's mostly fake guides 0.99

00:03:34.140 because they don't actually show results of them getting to the point of being on an in-person date 0.99

00:03:39.980 because that's not a fucking thing the on these apps these girls are doing it as a complete fucking 1.00

00:03:46.360 waste of your time it's a video game to them literally swiping on tinder for girls is a video game 1.00

00:03:53.300 it's a dopamine hit it is to boost their fucking egos i'm telling you it is nothing more than that 0.99

00:03:58.900 if you think when you match with a girl that's her being interested in you you might as well think 1.00

00:04:05.460 that a gta stripper a gta 5 fucking hooker is interested in you because it's the exact same 1.00

00:04:12.800 it's literally the same exact thing so i i don't know if there's a way to filter out like the girls 0.99

00:04:23.300 that are serious maybe the five percent let's be generous let's call it five percent of girls that 1.00

00:04:28.480 are serious on tinder and want to go out for a drink and then maybe go back to their place go

00:04:34.500 back to your place whatever so if there's a real way to sort out those women then i certainly haven't 0.89

00:04:41.220 found it and i don't think anyone else on youtube or on the internet has because then we would have 0.96

00:04:47.940 cracked the code at this point right everyone would be fucking the the five percent of girls but 1.00

00:04:52.480 it just seems everywhere i look it like fit and fearless you go check out his channel him 0.98

00:04:58.340 swiping on tinder it's a complete fucking lie he's not getting anywhere um you know so he could get 0.95

00:05:05.460 a lot of matches but so could fucking anyone and the other thing is there's always um some point of 0.99

00:05:13.260 contention no matter what you do if you are a good looking guy matching with girls on tinder 0.98

00:05:18.400 oh it must be in her head this is what she's thinking oh it must be a fake profile it's a guy

00:05:23.760 trying to kill me i mean really there's never any oh wow this this guy's good looking you know let's i 0.95

00:05:32.580 want to go on a drink with him no the in their head it's it's a guy who's trying to kill them

00:05:39.100 who's not the the guy in the profile so this is just like the species that we're dealing with 0.92

00:05:46.280 right is people who have no fucking intention of going out with you and a no problem just flaking 0.94

00:05:54.080 you fucking wasting your time so online dating is utterly finished it was never a thing to begin with 0.97

00:06:02.780 it never will be a thing it's a complete fucking video game to everyone who uses it it is to inflate 1.00

00:06:09.460 egos to bust balls waste your time and if you if you call anyone out on tinder you'll get reported 0.97

00:06:17.140 and you'll get banned if you try to message a girl hey why'd you stop you know they just they won't 0.99

00:06:24.520 even do you the courtesy you could talk to these bitches for hours man hours about random nonsense 1.00

00:06:30.940 and you won't get anywhere so just don't even waste your time i'm convinced that online dating is 0.99

00:06:38.740 done so what you might say clav well you're just doing a lot of complaining how about a solution 1.00

00:06:45.140 all right i'll give you a fucking solution how about you go outside your goddamn bedroom and you 1.00

00:06:52.060 actually go up to the women that you find to be attractive in the real world there's your fucking 1.00

00:06:57.960 solution because this is the only time that i've actually gotten anywhere um in terms of escalation 0.99

00:07:04.320 is real world stuff so next time you're walking around you're doing your chores you're going out 0.98

00:07:11.240 to do shopping in the mall when you see that pretty fucking girl don't just save it in your head for 1.00

00:07:17.380 later okay when you're you know touching your fucking tiny shrimp just be a man in the moment and 1.00

00:07:24.100 you have to approach because approaching is the only non-cope way at this point to get women 0.99

00:07:30.460 right because they know you're real they know you're not a fucking weirdo because you have the 1.00

00:07:36.220 balls to approach them they know you're a fucking man with you know some balls in your fucking pants 1.00

00:07:41.180 some nuts in your sack so that's how you do it and if you're someone who's nervous 1.00

00:07:46.780 it's going to be hard for you but there's not there's there's not a doubt in my mind

00:07:52.860 that not everyone could eventually get over their fears of approaching women i think there's enough

00:07:59.580 out there if you have to start you know having a drink before you go approach then that's fine

00:08:05.880 whatever it takes but this is going to blow online dating out of the water so just delete the apps

00:08:12.840 save yourself the stress because look at how red my face is right now you could tell i've been 0.82

00:08:19.220 through hell and back on these apps just to get an idea of how fucked things are in 2025 and this is 0.95

00:08:27.060 the stage i'm at where i have to make uh 10 minute uncut complaining videos there won't be a single edit 0.96

00:08:33.220 in this video this is straight from the gun okay shooting from the hip you could see how pissed i am

00:08:40.400 okay so there you go if you uh if you were wondering where i'm where i'm at with uh my dating career 0.99

00:08:48.660 that's where i'm at so i'm deleting fucking all these stupid goddamn apps and i'm never coming back 1.00

00:08:55.320 i'm just gonna go approach everything that is moving at this point i could if a girl is 0.5 psl 0.99

00:09:03.380 and she walks by me at this point hey miss how are you my name's clive nice to meet you you want to

00:09:08.840 come have a drink at my place 0.5 psl 0.25 even because i'm so done with the apps

00:09:16.220 um and most of the time i'm matching with girls on tinder that are 20 miles away which might not 0.96

00:09:24.560 sound that far but obviously my fucking license is suspended for two years so i'm kind of fucked in 0.94

00:09:31.160 that regard uh but anyway thanks for watching till the end uh you know i got a couple more exciting 0.90

00:09:37.300 video collabs coming up for you so hope

00:09:40.240 you

Clavicular - December 20, 2025

How To Attract A Girl That Doesn't Like You

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