Clavicular - February 01, 2026


I Rated Tristan Tate's Wives and Girlfriends


Episode Stats

Length

11 minutes

Words per Minute

114.492714

Word Count

1,338

Sentence Count

245

Misogynist Sentences

18

Hate Speech Sentences

3


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 So what's a 10 to you?
00:00:02.620 Dude, there's no such thing as a 10.
00:00:04.300 There's no perfect girls.
00:00:06.180 I've been telling people that.
00:00:08.680 Yeah.
00:00:10.960 Yeah.
00:00:11.680 But she's fucking delusional, dude.
00:00:14.180 All these girls are so out of their minds.
00:00:18.440 She was hot, yeah.
00:00:24.460 Her eyes are too far apart.
00:00:27.780 That's where I was first.
00:00:28.860 That's how I was first.
00:00:30.200 You're a friend of me talking about your fucking...
00:00:32.620 That's the thing you do.
00:00:33.440 A bunch of shit I didn't understand.
00:00:34.800 You're like, this, this, this.
00:00:35.660 I was like, fuck.
00:00:36.860 I can't remember what you were saying.
00:00:38.480 You were mostly this girl.
00:00:39.960 Talking about a bunch of like technical shit about her face.
00:00:42.360 You were like, no, that was my first encounter of your one.
00:00:46.980 I saw like a virus.
00:00:48.740 Yeah, no, that was...
00:00:50.100 That's all like...
00:00:51.960 I don't even know the words to describe it.
00:00:54.980 It's just anatomy.
00:00:56.080 Yeah, bones.
00:00:56.720 It's like all that kind of shit.
00:00:58.380 Like knowing where they're supposed to be placed.
00:01:00.340 Because like looks is all about math, right?
00:01:02.600 It's ratios.
00:01:03.440 Like your mid face ratio.
00:01:05.400 So the length of your skull relative to the width.
00:01:09.780 So it's all...
00:01:10.160 So should I get my crooked nose fixed?
00:01:12.580 Because I like it because I'm a boxer.
00:01:14.240 And I like the fact that my nose is broken.
00:01:15.320 I don't notice it.
00:01:16.220 Because I'm proud of it.
00:01:17.140 It's my boxing career.
00:01:18.140 I don't really notice it at all.
00:01:21.340 I'm proud of my broken nose because it's a bite of it.
00:01:23.440 I was going to say, like, I feel like at this point, it doesn't really matter.
00:01:27.760 You know?
00:01:28.400 Sort of transcended.
00:01:29.400 Yeah, but if you're...
00:01:41.400 Yeah, but like his wealth is next level.
00:01:47.340 You know what I mean?
00:01:47.840 So you can't just be like, oh, if you have wealth, you can be like Tristan Tate.
00:01:51.980 It's like this motherfucker...
00:02:21.980 Yeah, he's a fucking slave.
00:02:37.880 Exactly.
00:02:40.660 I'm going to show you a picture off camera.
00:02:43.100 Okay.
00:02:44.220 You're going to give me a ring.
00:02:45.520 10.
00:02:49.520 You get 30 seconds of each picture.
00:02:51.980 I'm going to give her a 7.
00:02:58.780 Yeah, calm down.
00:03:02.780 I'm going to give her a 7.25.
00:03:09.980 I'm going to say...
00:03:15.980 Six.
00:03:18.060 Six.
00:03:19.960 Six.
00:03:20.660 Yeah.
00:03:25.860 Oh, that's easily an 8.
00:03:33.500 That's the hottest...
00:03:34.320 That's the hottest draw I'm seeing.
00:03:36.780 Yeah.
00:03:37.180 Yeah, wow.
00:03:39.060 Is that...
00:03:39.620 Who is that?
00:03:40.400 I don't know.
00:03:40.940 I can save your fucking camera.
00:03:42.400 I'll tell you in private.
00:03:43.380 Okay, you can mute it.
00:03:44.300 Mute it.
00:03:45.080 All right.
00:03:45.520 It's her place.
00:03:46.180 I'm going to give her...
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00:04:13.620 Yeah, it's unmuted.
00:04:19.780 Goddamn.
00:04:23.240 Let's see.
00:04:29.100 Seven.
00:04:29.720 Seven.
00:04:29.900 I just want to make it mark four.
00:04:31.760 Yeah.
00:04:32.160 Yeah, that's a good call on the seven plus seven.
00:04:37.120 We'll see what we can do.
00:04:38.740 What the fuck is their name again?
00:04:39.920 I don't know.
00:04:40.960 Too fake.
00:04:42.280 Yeah, I don't like that.
00:04:43.780 Me neither.
00:04:48.200 Hey, tits.
00:04:50.460 Yo, tits.
00:04:51.600 Fake tits.
00:04:58.160 Calls milk.
00:04:58.940 Well, I just want to say really quickly, because this is a point that I got out a lot of
00:05:02.120 the times.
00:05:03.140 So people were saying, well, Clav.
00:05:07.400 Dude, I can't believe we got.
00:05:12.280 I'm going to give her chins a little short.
00:05:15.940 Six point seven.
00:05:17.780 No, her chin.
00:05:19.340 Six point seven five.
00:05:22.280 It's crazy, though.
00:05:23.240 You got all the girls up up six.
00:05:24.660 I'd say the Latino one is the worst.
00:05:27.020 Yeah, she is.
00:05:29.680 She's two kids with us.
00:05:31.340 She's a backup player.
00:05:33.760 How many?
00:05:34.760 Good.
00:05:37.620 All right.
00:05:38.500 Yeah.
00:05:38.760 I hate the tattoos.
00:05:41.300 Ignore the tattoos.
00:05:43.740 Oh.
00:05:45.640 Six point five.
00:05:48.320 Just because she's ethnic.
00:05:49.100 Oh, she's not good facially.
00:05:57.980 Six point two five.
00:06:16.800 Seven.
00:06:17.240 Oh, facially not good.
00:06:23.340 Facially, she's like a six, bro.
00:06:29.080 That wouldn't be the ideal place.
00:06:31.340 What was the highest?
00:06:32.220 I got eight.
00:06:33.240 Yeah, you got a couple eights.
00:06:34.940 I got a couple eights.
00:06:38.280 Dude, that's probably the best.
00:06:40.300 Not in terms of competition, but in terms of beauty.
00:06:43.720 That's a seven point five.
00:06:44.760 I'm not showing you random chicks from Google.
00:06:46.600 I'm scrolling through my hips.
00:06:49.140 Me too.
00:06:49.340 Those are some of the hottest chicks I've seen, though.
00:06:51.080 The one with the blue eyes.
00:06:53.800 Hey, yo.
00:06:54.640 Big tits.
00:06:55.320 What's her name?
00:06:57.900 What's up?
00:06:58.520 I don't know about the tits.
00:06:59.560 No, such.
00:07:00.040 This is fun.
00:07:01.120 Yeah, I was about a bookman, though.
00:07:03.280 You fucking G.
00:07:04.140 I got you, bro.
00:07:04.700 Good stuff.
00:07:05.600 All right, yo.
00:07:06.080 We're going.
00:07:06.440 Wait, wait.
00:07:08.040 Nick.
00:07:08.320 Nick's coming.
00:07:09.260 You want to come to?
00:07:11.580 7.5.
00:07:13.240 Nick, are you coming to the club?
00:07:16.020 Nick, are you coming to the club?
00:07:19.880 All right, we're going.
00:07:20.680 Yeah, we're going.
00:07:22.020 Let's go.
00:07:23.440 All right, let's go right now.
00:07:24.160 I got a couple eights here.
00:07:25.320 The collection's solved.
00:07:26.280 Hey, guys, I have a sprinter for you guys.
00:07:28.160 Should we take that?
00:07:29.020 I got two S-Late for much more bodyguards.
00:07:32.020 All right, we'll go with you.
00:07:36.440 Andrew, are you good news or bad news?
00:07:40.840 Bad news.
00:07:46.480 Yo.
00:07:48.400 Let's fucking go.
00:07:51.040 Sneak-o, Andrew.
00:07:56.160 All right, we're not breaking these girls, are we?
00:07:58.720 Yeah.
00:08:02.600 Myron.
00:08:03.900 We're going to the club.
00:08:05.460 We're going to the club.
00:08:06.440 Yeah.
00:08:07.460 Just toss it.
00:08:11.140 Yeah, let's go.
00:08:12.180 You know, right?
00:08:13.620 Real bad, man.
00:08:14.560 Let's go.
00:08:15.740 All right.
00:08:15.780 All right.
00:08:20.640 I'm about to s-
00:08:21.400 Real bad.
00:08:27.480 I'll get your number, all right?
00:08:31.040 Give me your phone.
00:08:31.700 I'll get your phone.
00:08:31.720 I'll get your number, all right?
00:08:32.620 I'll get your phone.
00:08:33.860 I'll get your phone.
00:08:34.440 I'll get your phone.
00:08:35.440 Fake tits.
00:08:43.120 Fake tits.
00:08:43.620 Fake tits.
00:08:45.120 All right, I'm going to text you later.
00:08:46.620 We'll kick it, all right?
00:08:47.180 I have no idea that we were on live.
00:08:51.240 I love getting called a seven on live.
00:08:57.920 Dude, this is going to be so fucking fun.
00:09:00.420 Let's go.
00:09:00.920 I'm hyped for it.
00:09:02.920 This is the Avengers, man.
00:09:03.720 This is the Avengers, man.
00:09:06.220 It really is.
00:09:07.000 God is the Avengers.
00:09:07.660 It's true.
00:09:08.600 Yeah, this is the Avengers.
00:09:10.600 It really is the Avengers.
00:09:10.920 Crazy fucking collab, dude.
00:09:13.600 Holy shit.
00:09:14.600 Are we missing anyone?
00:09:16.220 I don't know.
00:09:17.100 Yeah.
00:09:17.600 Yeah.
00:09:18.100 Justin's the man, bro.
00:09:23.600 Fucking like to.
00:09:24.160 Yeah, he's going to make some headlines.
00:09:25.360 Yeah, should we take a picture of someone?
00:09:28.820 Yeah, absolutely.
00:09:29.640 Maybe I'm a pussy.
00:09:30.260 It's cold outside for me, bro.
00:09:31.900 I was fucking freezing out there, man.
00:09:33.540 Bro, these guys live in Miami.
00:09:35.300 Oh, shit.
00:09:35.780 And then all of a sudden, it's 69.
00:09:38.400 Dude, it was just out there.
00:09:39.900 I was just like fucking snippling.
00:09:41.040 It's just cold, man.
00:09:42.340 That's Miami.
00:09:44.300 Yeah.
00:09:44.700 Can you smoke in clubs in this fucked up country?
00:09:46.600 All right, yo, let's take a picture, fellas.
00:09:50.400 Yo, where do I put my.
00:09:51.140 Legally known, bud.
00:09:52.680 Take a picture?
00:09:53.140 Yeah, let's do it.
00:09:53.580 Okay.
00:09:55.240 Where's Andrew?
00:09:58.220 Andrew.
00:10:01.940 All right, this guy.
00:10:04.080 How are we going to do this?
00:10:05.820 It's a lot of us.
00:10:07.120 I always stand in the middle of them tall,
00:10:08.880 but I don't give a shit on ego about this.
00:10:10.860 It makes this picture better.
00:10:12.060 All right, go for it.
00:10:13.920 Yeah, this picture is going to be legendary, so.
00:10:15.700 Everybody's doing like this.
00:10:17.860 Where's the people?
00:10:18.340 Where's the people?
00:10:22.420 They're back up a little bit.
00:10:29.580 Which one are we looking at?
00:10:30.440 This one, right?
00:10:30.900 Yeah, the phone, the phone.
00:10:31.780 This one hurts.
00:10:45.700 All right, let's do it.
00:10:49.380 Let's go, dude.
00:10:55.700 All right.
00:10:57.620 Let's take a look at this.
00:11:10.980 They're good.
00:11:25.840 I'm out.
00:11:26.380 Yo, you guys got airdrop?
00:11:27.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:28.900 I got to drop it to me.
00:11:35.580 It's all right.
00:11:36.280 We're going to get some better ones.
00:11:37.400 All right.
00:11:39.400 We're going to get some better ones.
00:11:40.340 Oh, shit.