Clavicular - February 01, 2026


I Rated Tristan Tate's Wives and Girlfriends


Episode Stats


Length

11 minutes

Words per minute

114.492714

Word count

1,338

Sentence count

245

Harmful content

Misogyny

18

sentences flagged

Toxicity

82

sentences flagged

Hate speech

3

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Summary

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In this episode, the brother and sister duo of the are joined by a special guest, Clav, to talk about how to look your best in the dating game. They also talk about what it's like to be a rich kid in the 21st century.

Transcript

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00:00:00.000 So what's a 10 to you?
00:00:02.620 Dude, there's no such thing as a 10.
00:00:04.300 There's no perfect girls.
00:00:06.180 I've been telling people that.
00:00:08.680 Yeah.
00:00:10.960 Yeah. 1.00
00:00:11.680 But she's fucking delusional, dude. 1.00
00:00:14.180 All these girls are so out of their minds. 1.00
00:00:18.440 She was hot, yeah. 1.00
00:00:24.460 Her eyes are too far apart.
00:00:27.780 That's where I was first.
00:00:28.860 That's how I was first. 1.00
00:00:30.200 You're a friend of me talking about your fucking... 1.00
00:00:32.620 That's the thing you do. 1.00
00:00:33.440 A bunch of shit I didn't understand. 1.00
00:00:34.800 You're like, this, this, this. 1.00
00:00:35.660 I was like, fuck. 0.99
00:00:36.860 I can't remember what you were saying. 1.00
00:00:38.480 You were mostly this girl. 0.99
00:00:39.960 Talking about a bunch of like technical shit about her face. 0.87
00:00:42.360 You were like, no, that was my first encounter of your one. 0.99
00:00:46.980 I saw like a virus.
00:00:48.740 Yeah, no, that was...
00:00:50.100 That's all like...
00:00:51.960 I don't even know the words to describe it.
00:00:54.980 It's just anatomy.
00:00:56.080 Yeah, bones. 1.00
00:00:56.720 It's like all that kind of shit. 0.99
00:00:58.380 Like knowing where they're supposed to be placed. 0.99
00:01:00.340 Because like looks is all about math, right?
00:01:02.600 It's ratios.
00:01:03.440 Like your mid face ratio.
00:01:05.400 So the length of your skull relative to the width.
00:01:09.780 So it's all...
00:01:10.160 So should I get my crooked nose fixed?
00:01:12.580 Because I like it because I'm a boxer.
00:01:14.240 And I like the fact that my nose is broken.
00:01:15.320 I don't notice it.
00:01:16.220 Because I'm proud of it.
00:01:17.140 It's my boxing career.
00:01:18.140 I don't really notice it at all.
00:01:21.340 I'm proud of my broken nose because it's a bite of it.
00:01:23.440 I was going to say, like, I feel like at this point, it doesn't really matter.
00:01:27.760 You know?
00:01:28.400 Sort of transcended.
00:01:29.400 Yeah, but if you're...
00:01:41.400 Yeah, but like his wealth is next level.
00:01:47.340 You know what I mean?
00:01:47.840 So you can't just be like, oh, if you have wealth, you can be like Tristan Tate. 1.00
00:01:51.980 It's like this motherfucker... 1.00
00:02:21.980 Yeah, he's a fucking slave. 1.00
00:02:37.880 Exactly. 1.00
00:02:40.660 I'm going to show you a picture off camera.
00:02:43.100 Okay.
00:02:44.220 You're going to give me a ring.
00:02:45.520 10.
00:02:49.520 You get 30 seconds of each picture.
00:02:51.980 I'm going to give her a 7.
00:02:58.780 Yeah, calm down.
00:03:02.780 I'm going to give her a 7.25.
00:03:09.980 I'm going to say...
00:03:15.980 Six.
00:03:18.060 Six.
00:03:19.960 Six.
00:03:20.660 Yeah.
00:03:25.860 Oh, that's easily an 8.
00:03:33.500 That's the hottest...
00:03:34.320 That's the hottest draw I'm seeing.
00:03:36.780 Yeah.
00:03:37.180 Yeah, wow.
00:03:39.060 Is that...
00:03:39.620 Who is that?
00:03:40.400 I don't know. 1.00
00:03:40.940 I can save your fucking camera. 1.00
00:03:42.400 I'll tell you in private. 1.00
00:03:43.380 Okay, you can mute it.
00:03:44.300 Mute it. 0.65
00:03:45.080 All right.
00:03:45.520 It's her place.
00:03:46.180 I'm going to give her...
00:03:49.380 If you agree with Clav's message and you're serious about improving your look, you guys
00:03:53.300 are going to want to check out Clav's community on school.
00:03:55.540 Once you're inside, you get access to over 100 courses on looks maxing, pharmacology, nootropics,
00:04:01.060 and social skills.
00:04:02.380 Plus, you get weekly calls with Clav to get feedback and guidance in real time.
00:04:06.200 So if you guys want the absolute best information on looking better and access to a community
00:04:10.540 of people who want to improve their look, you guys are going to want to check this one out.
00:04:13.620 Yeah, it's unmuted. 0.99
00:04:19.780 Goddamn. 0.99
00:04:23.240 Let's see. 0.99
00:04:29.100 Seven.
00:04:29.720 Seven.
00:04:29.900 I just want to make it mark four.
00:04:31.760 Yeah.
00:04:32.160 Yeah, that's a good call on the seven plus seven.
00:04:37.120 We'll see what we can do. 0.99
00:04:38.740 What the fuck is their name again? 0.99
00:04:39.920 I don't know. 1.00
00:04:40.960 Too fake.
00:04:42.280 Yeah, I don't like that.
00:04:43.780 Me neither. 0.99
00:04:48.200 Hey, tits. 1.00
00:04:50.460 Yo, tits. 1.00
00:04:51.600 Fake tits. 1.00
00:04:58.160 Calls milk. 0.99
00:04:58.940 Well, I just want to say really quickly, because this is a point that I got out a lot of
00:05:02.120 the times.
00:05:03.140 So people were saying, well, Clav.
00:05:07.400 Dude, I can't believe we got.
00:05:12.280 I'm going to give her chins a little short. 1.00
00:05:15.940 Six point seven.
00:05:17.780 No, her chin.
00:05:19.340 Six point seven five.
00:05:22.280 It's crazy, though.
00:05:23.240 You got all the girls up up six. 0.98
00:05:24.660 I'd say the Latino one is the worst. 1.00
00:05:27.020 Yeah, she is. 0.96
00:05:29.680 She's two kids with us.
00:05:31.340 She's a backup player.
00:05:33.760 How many?
00:05:34.760 Good.
00:05:37.620 All right.
00:05:38.500 Yeah.
00:05:38.760 I hate the tattoos.
00:05:41.300 Ignore the tattoos.
00:05:43.740 Oh.
00:05:45.640 Six point five.
00:05:48.320 Just because she's ethnic. 0.64
00:05:49.100 Oh, she's not good facially. 1.00
00:05:57.980 Six point two five.
00:06:16.800 Seven.
00:06:17.240 Oh, facially not good.
00:06:23.340 Facially, she's like a six, bro.
00:06:29.080 That wouldn't be the ideal place.
00:06:31.340 What was the highest?
00:06:32.220 I got eight.
00:06:33.240 Yeah, you got a couple eights.
00:06:34.940 I got a couple eights.
00:06:38.280 Dude, that's probably the best.
00:06:40.300 Not in terms of competition, but in terms of beauty.
00:06:43.720 That's a seven point five.
00:06:44.760 I'm not showing you random chicks from Google.
00:06:46.600 I'm scrolling through my hips.
00:06:49.140 Me too.
00:06:49.340 Those are some of the hottest chicks I've seen, though. 1.00
00:06:51.080 The one with the blue eyes.
00:06:53.800 Hey, yo. 1.00
00:06:54.640 Big tits. 1.00
00:06:55.320 What's her name? 1.00
00:06:57.900 What's up? 0.99
00:06:58.520 I don't know about the tits. 1.00
00:06:59.560 No, such. 0.96
00:07:00.040 This is fun.
00:07:01.120 Yeah, I was about a bookman, though. 1.00
00:07:03.280 You fucking G. 1.00
00:07:04.140 I got you, bro. 1.00
00:07:04.700 Good stuff.
00:07:05.600 All right, yo.
00:07:06.080 We're going.
00:07:06.440 Wait, wait.
00:07:08.040 Nick.
00:07:08.320 Nick's coming.
00:07:09.260 You want to come to?
00:07:11.580 7.5.
00:07:13.240 Nick, are you coming to the club?
00:07:16.020 Nick, are you coming to the club?
00:07:19.880 All right, we're going.
00:07:20.680 Yeah, we're going.
00:07:22.020 Let's go.
00:07:23.440 All right, let's go right now.
00:07:24.160 I got a couple eights here.
00:07:25.320 The collection's solved.
00:07:26.280 Hey, guys, I have a sprinter for you guys.
00:07:28.160 Should we take that?
00:07:29.020 I got two S-Late for much more bodyguards.
00:07:32.020 All right, we'll go with you.
00:07:36.440 Andrew, are you good news or bad news?
00:07:40.840 Bad news.
00:07:46.480 Yo. 0.99
00:07:48.400 Let's fucking go. 0.99
00:07:51.040 Sneak-o, Andrew. 0.99
00:07:56.160 All right, we're not breaking these girls, are we?
00:07:58.720 Yeah.
00:08:02.600 Myron.
00:08:03.900 We're going to the club.
00:08:05.460 We're going to the club.
00:08:06.440 Yeah.
00:08:07.460 Just toss it.
00:08:11.140 Yeah, let's go.
00:08:12.180 You know, right?
00:08:13.620 Real bad, man.
00:08:14.560 Let's go.
00:08:15.740 All right.
00:08:15.780 All right.
00:08:20.640 I'm about to s-
00:08:21.400 Real bad.
00:08:27.480 I'll get your number, all right?
00:08:31.040 Give me your phone.
00:08:31.700 I'll get your phone.
00:08:31.720 I'll get your number, all right?
00:08:32.620 I'll get your phone.
00:08:33.860 I'll get your phone.
00:08:34.440 I'll get your phone. 1.00
00:08:35.440 Fake tits. 1.00
00:08:43.120 Fake tits. 1.00
00:08:43.620 Fake tits. 1.00
00:08:45.120 All right, I'm going to text you later. 1.00
00:08:46.620 We'll kick it, all right?
00:08:47.180 I have no idea that we were on live.
00:08:51.240 I love getting called a seven on live. 0.95
00:08:57.920 Dude, this is going to be so fucking fun. 0.97
00:09:00.420 Let's go. 0.97
00:09:00.920 I'm hyped for it.
00:09:02.920 This is the Avengers, man.
00:09:03.720 This is the Avengers, man.
00:09:06.220 It really is.
00:09:07.000 God is the Avengers.
00:09:07.660 It's true.
00:09:08.600 Yeah, this is the Avengers.
00:09:10.600 It really is the Avengers. 1.00
00:09:10.920 Crazy fucking collab, dude. 1.00
00:09:13.600 Holy shit. 1.00
00:09:14.600 Are we missing anyone? 0.99
00:09:16.220 I don't know.
00:09:17.100 Yeah.
00:09:17.600 Yeah.
00:09:18.100 Justin's the man, bro. 0.99
00:09:23.600 Fucking like to. 0.98
00:09:24.160 Yeah, he's going to make some headlines. 0.98
00:09:25.360 Yeah, should we take a picture of someone?
00:09:28.820 Yeah, absolutely. 1.00
00:09:29.640 Maybe I'm a pussy. 1.00
00:09:30.260 It's cold outside for me, bro. 1.00
00:09:31.900 I was fucking freezing out there, man. 0.97
00:09:33.540 Bro, these guys live in Miami. 1.00
00:09:35.300 Oh, shit. 1.00
00:09:35.780 And then all of a sudden, it's 69. 1.00
00:09:38.400 Dude, it was just out there. 0.99
00:09:39.900 I was just like fucking snippling. 0.99
00:09:41.040 It's just cold, man. 0.99
00:09:42.340 That's Miami.
00:09:44.300 Yeah. 1.00
00:09:44.700 Can you smoke in clubs in this fucked up country? 1.00
00:09:46.600 All right, yo, let's take a picture, fellas. 1.00
00:09:50.400 Yo, where do I put my.
00:09:51.140 Legally known, bud.
00:09:52.680 Take a picture?
00:09:53.140 Yeah, let's do it.
00:09:53.580 Okay.
00:09:55.240 Where's Andrew?
00:09:58.220 Andrew.
00:10:01.940 All right, this guy.
00:10:04.080 How are we going to do this?
00:10:05.820 It's a lot of us.
00:10:07.120 I always stand in the middle of them tall, 0.98
00:10:08.880 but I don't give a shit on ego about this. 0.97
00:10:10.860 It makes this picture better. 0.98
00:10:12.060 All right, go for it.
00:10:13.920 Yeah, this picture is going to be legendary, so.
00:10:15.700 Everybody's doing like this.
00:10:17.860 Where's the people?
00:10:18.340 Where's the people?
00:10:22.420 They're back up a little bit.
00:10:29.580 Which one are we looking at?
00:10:30.440 This one, right?
00:10:30.900 Yeah, the phone, the phone.
00:10:31.780 This one hurts.
00:10:45.700 All right, let's do it.
00:10:49.380 Let's go, dude.
00:10:55.700 All right.
00:10:57.620 Let's take a look at this.
00:11:10.980 They're good.
00:11:25.840 I'm out.
00:11:26.380 Yo, you guys got airdrop?
00:11:27.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:11:28.900 I got to drop it to me.
00:11:35.580 It's all right.
00:11:36.280 We're going to get some better ones.
00:11:37.400 All right.
00:11:39.400 We're going to get some better ones. 1.00
00:11:40.340 Oh, shit. 1.00