Clavicular - January 31, 2026


Rizzing up OF Models at Andrew Tate's Party


Episode Stats

Length

18 minutes

Words per Minute

140.2426

Word Count

2,613

Sentence Count

404

Misogynist Sentences

25

Hate Speech Sentences

19


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 What?
00:00:00.360 How are you?
00:00:28.600 What are you?
00:00:30.000 What are you doing?
00:00:37.700 I'm sorry, I was on stream.
00:00:44.020 Let me pull up chat.
00:00:46.800 How are we doing?
00:00:48.600 The world is very simple.
00:00:51.380 The only rule is the only law that exists.
00:00:53.420 It's what you can get away with.
00:00:55.700 Everyone is at the extreme of what they believe in.
00:00:58.440 You're treating your woman to the extreme of what you can get with.
00:01:03.440 We got 26 cave years?
00:01:06.440 Yo chat, what's up?
00:01:10.440 Talk to bitches?
00:01:12.440 Yeah, I'm down.
00:01:24.440 Alright, yeah, we can talk to some girls.
00:01:26.440 What else?
00:01:36.440 Where is it?
00:01:42.440 Is it on his chest?
00:01:44.440 I can't turn it on.
00:01:48.440 What do you want to turn it on?
00:01:50.440 Why would we turn it on?
00:01:52.440 No, just charge it.
00:01:54.440 Alright, I'll just ask him for it.
00:02:04.440 Do you mind if I grab that mic?
00:02:06.440 Thanks so much.
00:02:08.440 What's up?
00:02:10.440 Oh yeah, okay.
00:02:12.440 I'm just trying to explain why.
00:02:16.440 How are the girls looking?
00:02:18.440 I'm not going to lie, bro.
00:02:20.440 Not great.
00:02:21.440 It's kind of boring.
00:02:22.440 What?
00:02:23.440 It was gross.
00:02:24.440 We need a better environment, that's why.
00:02:26.440 We need to go to the club, bro.
00:02:28.440 There's like two spots.
00:02:30.440 But maybe kind of hard.
00:02:32.440 For me?
00:02:33.440 Wait, one spot I can.
00:02:34.440 What?
00:02:35.440 You been there?
00:02:36.440 Uh, no.
00:02:37.440 Actually, yeah, no.
00:02:38.440 It's like a big festival.
00:02:40.440 Yeah.
00:02:41.440 Is it loud?
00:02:42.440 Oh, the music is loud.
00:02:43.440 It's just kind of loud.
00:02:44.440 Fuck.
00:02:45.440 What's that mic?
00:02:46.440 The thing is, I'm trying to get him out.
00:02:47.440 Andrew?
00:02:48.440 Yeah.
00:02:49.440 He's down, but like, we can stay there tomorrow.
00:02:51.440 All the girls are here, so we'll see.
00:02:55.440 Yeah, but these girls suck.
00:02:56.440 Yeah, they're not.
00:02:57.440 And they're old.
00:02:58.440 No.
00:02:59.440 Yeah, ugly fucking bitches.
00:03:00.440 Let's go.
00:03:01.440 Okay.
00:03:02.440 Let me.
00:03:03.440 Oh, he's got it.
00:03:08.440 You got some ass on her?
00:03:09.440 Yeah.
00:03:10.440 Redhead?
00:03:11.440 For Canada.
00:03:12.440 I found it.
00:03:13.440 Alright, we can talk to some.
00:03:14.440 I'm not going to talk to some girls on stream, but let's make sure we're looking good.
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00:04:20.440 We got a bunch of people in here looking for the tape, brother.
00:04:23.440 So.
00:04:24.440 What is that?
00:04:25.440 Like, what is this?
00:04:26.440 You know, they said they just blew it down.
00:04:27.440 Hey, turn that off.
00:04:28.440 What's up?
00:04:29.440 What's up?
00:04:30.440 They just flew in town.
00:04:31.440 I don't know.
00:04:32.440 Pretty much.
00:04:33.440 Yeah.
00:04:34.440 Is it like a big event or something?
00:04:35.440 I have no idea.
00:04:36.440 I think they're just here for a week.
00:04:37.440 Just for punsies.
00:04:38.440 Pretty much.
00:04:39.440 What have you guys been here?
00:04:40.440 Yeah, they're like super in their conversation.
00:04:44.440 They were like, you missed it.
00:04:45.440 They were screaming and shit earlier.
00:04:47.440 Well, they were giving me a little advice since they're older than me.
00:04:50.440 They've been in the game for a while.
00:04:52.440 I kind of just started screaming like two months ago.
00:04:54.440 So.
00:04:55.440 How's it going?
00:04:56.440 Going really well.
00:04:57.440 Yeah.
00:04:58.440 How old are you by the way?
00:04:59.440 What's up?
00:05:00.440 How old are you by the way?
00:05:01.440 20.
00:05:02.440 How about you guys?
00:05:03.440 Oh wait.
00:05:04.440 I'll let you guess.
00:05:05.440 23?
00:05:06.440 Yeah.
00:05:07.440 Close.
00:05:08.440 Yeah.
00:05:10.440 Probably around the same.
00:05:11.440 Yeah.
00:05:12.440 Like.
00:05:13.440 How old?
00:05:14.440 I'm 24.
00:05:15.440 Okay.
00:05:16.440 26.
00:05:17.440 Oh.
00:05:18.440 Fucking grandma over here.
00:05:20.440 Oh my god.
00:05:22.440 It's all good.
00:05:23.440 Yeah.
00:05:24.440 I mean, you still look young though, so.
00:05:25.440 Thank you.
00:05:26.440 Who gives a shit?
00:05:27.440 Yeah.
00:05:28.440 Stay healthy.
00:05:29.440 I'm trying to go to the club, but I don't know what the fuck is going on.
00:05:32.440 There's a couple things going on.
00:05:34.440 So.
00:05:35.440 I just need to know what you need is.
00:05:36.440 I don't.
00:05:37.440 Well you're not dressed for the things I like.
00:05:39.440 I'm dressed for anything.
00:05:40.440 You know where you are.
00:05:41.440 Shut up.
00:05:42.440 It's a little hot outside, but.
00:05:45.440 I know Disco Alliance is at Factory Town tonight.
00:05:49.440 It's like a DJ at Castaneda's right now.
00:05:52.440 Factory Town?
00:05:53.440 That's disgusting.
00:05:54.440 That's what I think.
00:05:55.440 I know.
00:05:56.440 You gotta be in the mood for it.
00:05:57.440 You know.
00:05:58.440 I don't think there's any mood for that.
00:06:00.440 That's low class garbage.
00:06:01.440 I like it.
00:06:02.440 I like it.
00:06:03.440 I like some grunge sometimes.
00:06:04.440 Some what?
00:06:05.440 I like some grungy vibes sometimes.
00:06:06.440 Ew.
00:06:07.440 It's like a good.
00:06:08.440 It's like a good DJ.
00:06:09.440 I like that shit.
00:06:10.440 Yeah, I mean it.
00:06:11.440 Eleven.
00:06:12.440 Eleven.
00:06:13.440 Strippers?
00:06:14.440 You don't gotta go for the strippers.
00:06:15.440 What?
00:06:16.440 You don't gotta go for the strippers.
00:06:17.440 What?
00:06:18.440 You don't gotta go for the strippers.
00:06:19.440 You don't gotta go for the strippers.
00:06:20.440 What?
00:06:21.440 You don't gotta go for the strippers.
00:06:22.440 Well, they're there.
00:06:23.440 The DJ.
00:06:24.440 I mean with the camera.
00:06:26.440 It's a pain in the ass, you know.
00:06:29.440 I went to Vendome last night.
00:06:31.440 We had a section, but.
00:06:32.440 I hate Vendome.
00:06:33.440 I hate Vendome.
00:06:34.440 Why?
00:06:35.440 It's not really.
00:06:36.440 I hate Vendome.
00:06:37.440 I hate Vendome.
00:06:38.440 It's kinda shitty.
00:06:39.440 I'm more house music, but.
00:06:40.440 Is that more like hip-hop, rap?
00:06:42.440 Yeah.
00:06:43.440 Yeah.
00:06:44.440 It's a good one.
00:06:45.440 I think that's where we're different.
00:06:47.440 Go to Liv.
00:06:48.440 Go to Liv.
00:06:49.440 Go to Liv.
00:06:50.440 Never been.
00:06:51.440 Kinda just got here.
00:06:52.440 Oh yeah.
00:06:53.440 I think we're good.
00:06:54.440 No, I can still go in.
00:06:55.440 You can go in.
00:06:56.440 Yeah, anywhere.
00:06:57.440 It doesn't really matter, but.
00:06:58.440 I think that's.
00:06:59.440 I think we'd like that one.
00:07:01.440 Yeah?
00:07:02.440 Yeah.
00:07:03.440 When's your birthday?
00:07:04.440 Um, December.
00:07:05.440 So, just turned 20.
00:07:07.440 Oh fuck.
00:07:08.440 So you were like fresh.
00:07:10.440 Yeah.
00:07:11.440 December what?
00:07:12.440 17th.
00:07:13.440 You're proper 40.
00:07:14.440 I don't even know what that means.
00:07:17.440 It's a pseudo-science.
00:07:19.440 A pseudo-science?
00:07:21.440 In what regard?
00:07:22.440 It's a, it's all based on assumptions and what's existing.
00:07:27.440 And it's a man-made science based on mood and astrology, which is not.
00:07:31.440 Okay, that's retarded.
00:07:32.440 There's no.
00:07:33.440 I don't wanna hear it anymore.
00:07:34.440 No, I'm telling you it's not a real science based on astrology.
00:07:39.440 It's based on idiots.
00:07:41.440 No.
00:07:42.440 Well, there's a real study behind it, but it's not.
00:07:44.440 No, there isn't.
00:07:45.440 As far as like, oh, it's your personality because you're silent.
00:07:50.440 I don't know, I'm just gonna lose it.
00:07:52.440 Do you follow that stuff?
00:07:54.440 No, I don't.
00:07:55.440 Okay, good.
00:07:56.440 I was gonna say.
00:07:57.440 I just know I'm a tourist.
00:07:58.440 I just know about it.
00:07:59.440 A tourist?
00:08:00.440 What is that?
00:08:01.440 One in-
00:08:02.440 It's like one of the signs.
00:08:03.440 I thought you said tourists.
00:08:04.440 I was gonna say.
00:08:05.440 No, silly.
00:08:06.440 I'm not a tourist.
00:08:07.440 What part of Miami do you guys live?
00:08:09.440 Edgewater, Midtown area.
00:08:11.440 Who pays for your apartment?
00:08:13.440 I do.
00:08:14.440 OnlyFans?
00:08:15.440 No.
00:08:16.440 What?
00:08:17.440 What do you guys do?
00:08:18.440 Big girl jobs.
00:08:19.440 Really?
00:08:20.440 Yeah.
00:08:21.440 I've been doing property management and villa rents since last year for four years or so.
00:08:29.440 Almost five years, including in car rentals.
00:08:31.440 But I started in LA and then I've been doing it here with high-end listed properties like this.
00:08:37.440 Okay.
00:08:38.440 Good for you.
00:08:39.440 And what about you?
00:08:40.440 Marquesos and then a bartending event.
00:08:43.440 Bartending?
00:08:44.440 That's a fucking pain in the ass.
00:08:46.440 I did that for a while.
00:08:47.440 Yeah.
00:08:48.440 It's honestly kind of fun though.
00:08:49.440 And it's good really fast money.
00:08:50.440 And it's a network and that's what I'm looking for.
00:08:54.440 So you like cocaine?
00:08:55.440 What?
00:08:56.440 How does that correlate?
00:08:57.440 That could correlate.
00:08:58.440 Bartending and cocaine?
00:08:59.440 Are you serious?
00:09:00.440 How does that correlate?
00:09:01.440 I don't think I've ever met a bartender who doesn't like cocaine.
00:09:02.440 Really?
00:09:03.440 Yeah.
00:09:04.440 Oh, maybe because you're in Florida.
00:09:05.440 That's what you think of.
00:09:06.440 Well, I was in Massachusetts when I was bartending.
00:09:07.440 Oh, really?
00:09:08.440 Cape Cod.
00:09:09.440 I don't know if you know it.
00:09:10.440 I've never been there, but it's on my bucket list.
00:09:11.440 Yeah.
00:09:12.440 I've never been there, but it's on my bucket list.
00:09:14.440 What?
00:09:15.440 To go to Cape Cod?
00:09:16.440 Yeah.
00:09:17.440 Why?
00:09:18.440 Is it like really fun and pretty there?
00:09:19.440 Not really.
00:09:20.440 It's kind of for fucking old retired people.
00:09:21.440 Well, I guess it's kind of you.
00:09:22.440 You're 26.
00:09:23.440 Right.
00:09:24.440 I'm old and retired.
00:09:25.440 Yeah.
00:09:26.440 You are kind of old, but that's not good.
00:09:27.440 I'm just fucking pretty.
00:09:28.440 You're pretty young.
00:09:29.440 What's up?
00:09:30.440 I'm 26, 29.
00:09:31.440 26 is young.
00:09:32.440 Yeah.
00:09:33.440 I think I'm probably-
00:09:34.440 I'll talk to you.
00:09:35.440 I don't know if you know it.
00:09:36.440 I don't know if you know it.
00:09:37.440 I don't know if you know it.
00:09:38.440 I've never been there, but it's on my bucket list.
00:09:39.440 What?
00:09:40.440 To go to Cape Cod?
00:09:41.440 Yeah.
00:09:42.440 Why?
00:09:44.440 It works.
00:09:45.440 It works, yeah.
00:09:46.440 Yeah.
00:09:47.440 Probably the youngest one here, but it's fine.
00:09:49.440 Good for this.
00:09:50.440 I was always the youngest one around.
00:09:52.440 I felt like, until, so.
00:09:55.440 Then once you hit like 23, 24, it just kind of evened it out.
00:10:00.440 Yeah.
00:10:01.440 Exactly.
00:10:02.440 So how do you know the tape match?
00:10:05.440 I do social media actually, so.
00:10:07.440 Okay.
00:10:08.440 What's your niche?
00:10:09.440 What's your-
00:10:10.440 What's your-
00:10:11.440 Luxmax.
00:10:12.440 Okay.
00:10:13.440 What is that?
00:10:14.440 Oh.
00:10:15.440 He like, just like, smashes his face with a hammer or something like that.
00:10:19.440 Yeah.
00:10:20.440 Yeah, something like that.
00:10:21.440 Like, what?
00:10:22.440 I don't know.
00:10:23.440 I saw a video-
00:10:24.440 Bone smashing?
00:10:25.440 He like, puts his face with a hammer.
00:10:26.440 Yeah.
00:10:27.440 Something like that, yeah.
00:10:28.440 And like, that's like his Botox, right?
00:10:30.440 Yeah, that's me.
00:10:31.440 No.
00:10:32.440 You guys should-
00:10:33.440 No, seriously.
00:10:34.440 I'll put you guys onto that at some point.
00:10:36.440 Yeah.
00:10:37.440 Yeah.
00:10:38.440 Wonderful.
00:10:39.440 It's like Washa for girls.
00:10:40.440 Yeah.
00:10:41.440 I don't know.
00:10:42.440 Maybe I'll, I'll get a section somewhere.
00:10:45.440 Let's go to the club.
00:10:46.440 You guys wanna?
00:10:47.440 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:10:48.440 Live is really fun.
00:10:49.440 I can't believe you've never been there.
00:10:50.440 Now that you've moved here officially, you're gonna like start-
00:10:52.440 You guys wanna go?
00:10:53.440 A little fun stuff.
00:10:55.440 I don't know, good to you.
00:10:56.440 Good to you.
00:10:57.440 Good to you.
00:10:58.440 Yeah.
00:10:59.440 Where are you all going?
00:11:00.440 I have no idea.
00:11:02.440 Maybe like an hour?
00:11:04.440 Okay.
00:11:05.440 I kinda don't wanna wear this.
00:11:07.440 It's kinda not fluffy.
00:11:08.440 You look good.
00:11:09.440 I think that's the first time we're back in.
00:11:12.440 Yeah, I'm wearing a fucking suit, so.
00:11:14.440 Yeah, we look like we're going to a wedding right now.
00:11:16.440 Yeah.
00:11:17.440 Me too, especially.
00:11:18.440 A little bit.
00:11:19.440 Or a funeral.
00:11:20.440 Yeah.
00:11:21.440 But I like it.
00:11:22.440 Funeral vibe is good.
00:11:24.440 Well, I'm kinda down.
00:11:27.440 I could be down.
00:11:29.440 God dammit, we told each other we're not going out.
00:11:32.440 We have yoga.
00:11:33.440 We have yoga at 9am.
00:11:35.440 Who gives a fuck?
00:11:36.440 I'm still gonna go.
00:11:37.440 We'll still make it.
00:11:38.440 We'll throw up, man.
00:11:40.440 Fuck yoga.
00:11:41.440 It's restorative yoga, so it's not as, yeah, intense.
00:11:45.440 I just got back from Tulum, so I'm like-
00:11:47.440 That's the gayest thing ever.
00:11:48.440 Are you kidding me?
00:11:49.440 It's so much fucking fun.
00:11:50.440 You bet.
00:11:51.440 Yoga?
00:11:52.440 No, Tulum.
00:11:53.440 What?
00:11:54.440 So I just got back from Tulum.
00:11:55.440 What the fuck is that?
00:11:56.440 In Mexico.
00:11:57.440 Mexico?
00:11:58.440 I don't know.
00:11:59.440 You've never been there, you think?
00:12:00.440 Fuck no.
00:12:01.440 I would never go to Mexico.
00:12:02.440 You start being adventurous.
00:12:04.440 Some people have things to do.
00:12:06.440 They don't just have people think, or-
00:12:08.440 They're a streamer.
00:12:09.440 Yeah.
00:12:10.440 I don't want to get killed by the cartel, you know?
00:12:12.440 Yeah, you gotta be careful.
00:12:13.440 But there's a lot of safe-
00:12:15.440 There's like a big event, like a-
00:12:17.440 Have you come to like, music with DJs and stuff?
00:12:20.440 No.
00:12:21.440 No?
00:12:22.440 Not at all.
00:12:23.440 Not at all.
00:12:24.440 It's like a big event.
00:12:25.440 It's called Day Zero.
00:12:26.440 Black coffee.
00:12:27.440 Black coffee.
00:12:28.440 Black coffee?
00:12:29.440 You like black coffee?
00:12:30.440 That's what I nicknamed cocaine so that I could say it on stream.
00:12:35.440 Oh, okay.
00:12:36.440 But yeah, I'm sure I'd have a good time in Mexico.
00:12:38.440 Yeah, I'd have a lot of-
00:12:39.440 Shit.
00:12:40.440 A lot of black coffee was there.
00:12:41.440 I only like white women though.
00:12:42.440 You guys aren't ethnic or anything, are you?
00:12:45.440 Or what are you?
00:12:46.440 Um, what do I look like?
00:12:49.440 White?
00:12:50.440 Yeah, European.
00:12:51.440 Okay, there you go.
00:12:53.440 Yeah, and she's got blue eyes, so.
00:12:55.440 Barely though.
00:12:56.440 They're green.
00:12:57.440 They're like green and brown.
00:12:59.440 Kind of like your eyes.
00:13:00.440 What are you?
00:13:01.440 Almost blue.
00:13:03.440 In different lights, in different things.
00:13:06.440 Yeah.
00:13:07.440 I'll come find you guys when it's time to go to the club.
00:13:11.440 Yeah.
00:13:12.440 Let us know.
00:13:13.440 Alright, take care.
00:13:14.440 Um.
00:13:27.440 He doesn't want to go on.
00:13:28.440 I want to get some food.
00:13:37.440 Do they have, uh, plates?
00:13:47.440 Alrighty guys, let's get some food going.
00:13:57.440 I want- is this- where's the fucking- what is this shit?
00:14:00.440 I just want steak, bro.
00:14:01.440 I just want steak, bro.
00:14:02.440 Yeah, just give me the fucking steak.
00:14:03.440 Yeah, just give me the fucking steak.
00:14:04.440 Give me a few more of these.
00:14:29.440 A few more of these.
00:14:31.440 A few more of these.
00:14:32.440 I'm autistic.
00:14:33.440 Yeah.
00:14:34.440 I'm a picky eater, boys.
00:14:39.440 Picky eating, maxing.
00:14:42.440 Yeah.
00:14:46.440 Don't forget, boys.
00:14:47.440 I'm the youngest one at this party.
00:14:50.440 Just a young retard.
00:14:51.440 This is, uh, this is Omega cringe?
00:14:52.440 Yeah.
00:14:53.440 I don't give a fuck.
00:14:54.440 I do not give a shit what you guys say.
00:15:08.440 Alright, that should be, uh, should be enough food for me.
00:15:20.440 Maybe one more would be good.
00:15:22.440 Hey.
00:15:23.440 Excuse me.
00:15:24.440 Is it microwave?
00:15:25.440 I don't know.
00:15:26.440 Oh, microwave.
00:15:27.440 Oh, shit.
00:15:28.440 This is, uh.
00:15:29.440 Elaborate.
00:15:30.440 Yeah, fuck, dude.
00:15:31.440 Yeah.
00:15:32.440 Oh, my God.
00:15:33.440 Charlotte.
00:15:34.440 Yes.
00:15:35.440 She needs glasses.
00:15:36.440 Yeah.
00:15:37.440 Nice.
00:15:38.440 Nice.
00:15:39.440 Nice.
00:15:40.440 Yeah.
00:15:42.440 Oh, my God.
00:15:45.440 Charlotte.
00:15:46.440 Yes.
00:15:47.440 She needs glasses.
00:15:48.440 She's fine.
00:15:49.440 Very good.
00:15:50.440 East Colombian girls are feeding me this food.
00:15:53.440 You have to come up here.
00:15:55.440 These are clean.
00:15:57.440 Okay, baby.
00:15:58.440 Can you do a shot?
00:15:59.440 Do I want a little shot?
00:16:00.440 Let me know.
00:16:01.440 What did you just say?
00:16:03.440 you just say okay don't appreciate the disrespect lady 20 20 no disrespect about being 20 will be
00:16:25.440 dollar nothing i'm about to eat my steak i'm not gonna stab you with it
00:16:39.600 it's probably not a good idea but okay
00:16:44.160 uh when i get drunk i get retarded
00:16:50.160 yeah but i usually don't drink
00:16:55.440 straight to the point you know you guys ever do meth you know what no i don't i don't see every
00:17:02.800 wednesday i don't think i've tried that good shit well it's not bad well yeah i'll start drinking
00:17:10.080 when we get to the club okay do you really not drink that often or no i try not to no like once
00:17:16.560 a week something like that that's true i can't believe i'm clubbing with grandma over here yeah
00:17:22.480 i know so hot though thank you appreciate it keep doing the book partying with a little baby but
00:17:28.800 you know partying with little baby a little baby no i look older than 20 it's fine yeah you could pass
00:17:37.360 for like
00:17:40.480 23. i was gonna lie to you
00:17:42.560 i just didn't give a fuck i like that about you normally lie no
00:17:49.520 about your age i used to but yeah so i could have told you i'm like 23 and you would have believed me
00:17:57.680 i would you know i could have told you i was 23 and you would have believed me
00:18:00.800 i really don't give a how old you are to be honest
00:18:03.680 you don't gotta be an asshole no i'm saying you look hot i don't give a fuck if you're 30.
00:18:09.680 oh well thanks you know so we'll uh we'll kick it later for sure you don't really want to shot
00:18:17.920 i do want to shot but i'm not gonna do it oh yeah you gotta sit to your mouth
00:18:22.560 sit to my mouth i was kidding
00:18:23.920 i honestly could believe you i was choking bro what the fuck
00:18:35.760 oh thank you i appreciate it