Clavicular - February 01, 2026


I Rizzed Up An OF Model at Tate's Party!


Episode Stats

Length

34 minutes

Words per Minute

140.70874

Word Count

4,831

Sentence Count

68

Misogynist Sentences

33

Hate Speech Sentences

26


Summary


Transcript

00:00:00.000 Hey boys, let's uh, let's have some food
00:00:02.000 Not a good idea
00:00:17.000 Not a good idea
00:00:19.180 Because involving yourself in regime change is not good for the country
00:00:25.740 It's just another problem that we don't need
00:00:27.860 We have too many domestic issues
00:00:29.480 In my opinion
00:00:31.120 You know
00:00:32.880 Too many, too many trillions have been wasted
00:00:36.080 In other countries
00:00:37.480 Right, whereas domestically we're still fucked
00:00:40.480 So that's why I'm against it
00:00:41.780 You know it's not just
00:00:45.100 It's not just one operation to get the president
00:00:47.480 And it's cool
00:00:48.300 It's gonna be
00:00:49.420 U.S. bases set up there
00:00:51.900 We're gonna spend trillions
00:00:53.380 We're gonna be fucked, alright
00:00:54.560 Because everyone thought it was just this one thing that was cool
00:00:57.400 Or we went in, we fucking arrested him
00:00:59.100 It's like, that's not the end of it
00:01:00.740 It's gonna be
00:01:01.560 More is coming
00:01:02.200 More is coming
00:01:03.180 And that's why we're fucked
00:01:04.620 You know
00:01:06.080 So
00:01:06.740 That's my opinion on it
00:01:08.900 Because we can't be involving ourselves in shit like this for five billion dollars
00:01:13.240 In oil
00:01:13.920 It's garbage
00:01:14.680 Don't you think bullying people is funny?
00:01:16.860 It is funny, of course
00:01:17.940 It's funny
00:01:21.160 But it's not gonna be funny when
00:01:23.900 The trillions of dollars that can be used to fix our issues in this country are going to Venezuela
00:01:28.740 That's not funny to me
00:01:31.980 What are the issues in this country?
00:01:38.800 Well
00:01:39.280 I mean
00:01:41.140 Our major cities are disgusting
00:01:42.680 The crime rate is extremely high
00:01:44.920 We need the military
00:01:46.240 In pretty much every single major city
00:01:49.400 Right
00:01:50.120 That needs to happen
00:01:51.320 We need military action there
00:01:52.700 Not fucking
00:01:53.820 Venezuela
00:01:55.000 How about the south side of Chicago?
00:01:56.560 You're right
00:01:57.220 You're right
00:01:58.460 But America has to project force to stay rich
00:02:01.360 Because if they don't keep people scared of them
00:02:02.740 They can't print dollars
00:02:03.480 You know what would be really cool?
00:02:04.540 If we bullied all the fucking gangs
00:02:06.540 In the Bronx
00:02:07.800 And fucking went in with SWAT teams
00:02:10.100 And military
00:02:10.940 Like Bukele
00:02:11.780 That's right
00:02:12.360 And arrested all of them
00:02:13.240 That would be fucking cool
00:02:14.120 I have this crazy theory
00:02:16.020 And
00:02:18.060 It's only a theory
00:02:19.520 Maybe I'm a crazy man
00:02:20.700 That the American president
00:02:22.440 Has near unlimited power
00:02:23.880 Outside of the country
00:02:25.040 But he can't do very much
00:02:27.060 Inside of the country
00:02:27.840 Agreed
00:02:28.440 And it's actually
00:02:29.460 It explains a lot of the decisions
00:02:31.460 That are being made
00:02:32.040 The CIA doesn't even answer to them
00:02:32.820 A lot of times
00:02:33.400 Like they just do what they want
00:02:34.880 That's the problem
00:02:38.020 So you only have one sphere of influence
00:02:40.500 Which is using the American military machine
00:02:42.220 To the external
00:02:42.860 You can't do very much internally
00:02:44.380 Because some dickhead judge stops it
00:02:46.040 Yeah
00:02:46.780 It's a fucking joke bro
00:02:47.560 He broke
00:02:47.920 They have more power outside
00:02:49.040 Like I said
00:02:49.580 Yeah
00:02:50.260 Trump broke like
00:02:51.040 International laws
00:02:52.000 They couldn't get him out
00:02:54.220 Wouldn't be able to kidnap him
00:02:55.480 You're right
00:02:55.880 You're right
00:02:57.320 And I want a fucking million dollars
00:03:04.100 So
00:03:04.560 Alright
00:03:05.160 I'm not fucking rating you
00:03:06.960 You're hot enough
00:03:10.880 That I'd bang you
00:03:11.780 Alright
00:03:16.200 Sorry about that
00:03:17.940 He's like I'm deciding
00:03:19.000 He's like I'm deciding
00:03:20.500 If I have the energy
00:03:21.960 He's like I have the energy
00:03:24.580 So you think you can do
00:03:25.420 With the chocolate criticism
00:03:26.320 Are your tits real?
00:03:29.480 No
00:03:29.740 No
00:03:30.100 They're fake
00:03:31.240 They look good
00:03:33.420 They're fake
00:03:34.260 Yeah
00:03:35.160 I want to hear it
00:03:36.520 What's that?
00:03:37.260 I want to hear your chocolate criticism
00:03:39.760 You're just annoying
00:03:42.700 I'm trying to talk to him
00:03:44.980 And you're annoying me
00:03:46.040 So that's your reason
00:03:46.740 No I don't
00:03:47.100 I don't say anything nice to him
00:03:49.240 I don't say
00:03:49.800 I mean mean
00:03:50.820 What's that?
00:03:54.160 If I'm interrupting the conversation
00:03:55.620 I'll leave
00:03:56.120 I don't want to interrupt
00:03:57.060 Thank you
00:03:58.440 We're talking about geopolitics
00:04:00.440 And she's asking about
00:04:01.500 Geopolitics
00:04:02.640 I don't even know what that means
00:04:03.540 Exactly
00:04:05.060 So
00:04:05.440 Justin maybe you have a point
00:04:07.220 About talking to women
00:04:08.320 I'm starting to get it
00:04:11.320 Hey come here
00:04:12.020 Come here
00:04:12.620 Sit over here
00:04:13.360 Come sit over here
00:04:16.080 There's no way to sit
00:04:17.880 But I'll come
00:04:18.560 We'll figure it out
00:04:19.300 Do you mind
00:04:20.820 Stop over
00:04:21.800 If you agree with Clav's message
00:04:26.760 And you're serious about
00:04:27.700 Improving your look
00:04:28.560 You guys are going to want to
00:04:29.680 Check out Clav's community on school
00:04:31.220 Once you're inside
00:04:32.100 You get access to over
00:04:33.220 A hundred courses
00:04:34.120 On looks maxing
00:04:35.300 Pharmacology
00:04:36.060 Nootropics
00:04:36.860 And social skills
00:04:38.180 Plus you get weekly calls
00:04:39.360 With Clav to get feedback
00:04:40.520 And guidance
00:04:41.300 In real time
00:04:42.120 So if you guys want the absolute best information
00:04:44.340 On looking better
00:04:45.180 And access to a community of people
00:04:46.900 Who want to improve their look
00:04:48.140 You guys are going to want to check this one out
00:04:49.560 Yeah go for it
00:04:51.440 You got some balls on you
00:04:53.720 You know that
00:04:54.160 You're confident
00:04:57.140 So what do you need a rating for
00:04:59.560 I'm coming to live
00:05:00.280 You'll fix it
00:05:01.280 You'll fix it bro
00:05:01.500 You'll fix it
00:05:01.940 You look good
00:05:09.460 Alright
00:05:09.980 That's all I need to say
00:05:11.780 That's all I need to say
00:05:14.780 Oh
00:05:15.140 But
00:05:17.360 That's pretty ballsy
00:05:19.000 To interrupt us
00:05:19.780 Yeah I had to interrupt
00:05:21.560 Because I wanted to know
00:05:22.560 I saw a little
00:05:23.740 A big clip
00:05:25.480 And I knew he was so honest
00:05:26.900 And I'm like
00:05:27.480 I want to know
00:05:28.840 What do you do my
00:05:29.560 Constructive criticism
00:05:30.680 What do you do
00:05:31.880 Your constructive criticism is that
00:05:37.580 I would love to hear it
00:05:38.720 That you're interrupting me
00:05:41.960 I'm totally upset
00:05:43.860 You're a professional lover
00:05:45.500 Yeah
00:05:46.820 I'm sorry
00:05:47.920 Second to five
00:05:49.780 Listen
00:05:50.520 Let the guys talk
00:05:52.620 And then I'll come find you
00:05:54.040 In a little bit
00:05:54.500 And we'll hang out
00:05:55.020 Okay
00:05:55.260 How's that sound
00:05:56.680 Five
00:06:00.040 Tell me about yourself though
00:06:04.160 I'm in Toronto
00:06:05.640 Okay
00:06:06.440 I do daycare
00:06:07.360 Oh my god
00:06:08.780 You do day trading for a living
00:06:11.960 Yeah
00:06:12.580 My ex-boyfriend
00:06:13.780 My ex-boyfriend
00:06:16.020 My ex-boyfriend will help me
00:06:16.500 So let's go
00:06:17.320 And turn him down
00:06:18.200 What the fuck
00:06:19.860 You tell
00:06:20.100 Alright
00:06:20.700 I love your honesty
00:06:28.080 Like I
00:06:28.580 How much money do you make
00:06:30.500 How much money do you make
00:06:35.520 How much money do you make
00:06:37.340 On a bad one
00:06:39.260 Like 15 grand
00:06:40.620 On a good one
00:06:41.960 Probably 65 grand
00:06:44.880 Nice
00:06:46.180 So how much is from day trading
00:06:51.500 How much is from OnlyFans
00:06:52.660 Really?
00:06:54.980 I'm from Toronto
00:06:59.020 I'm from Toronto
00:06:59.040 I'm from Toronto
00:07:00.160 Okay
00:07:00.520 Obviously I thought of it
00:07:03.820 But I haven't played
00:07:05.140 Alright
00:07:06.780 I'm gonna call you tits
00:07:08.120 But
00:07:08.480 What are you doing later?
00:07:09.960 It's good for her
00:07:11.060 I don't know
00:07:12.320 Okay so we'll hang out
00:07:15.040 Alright
00:07:15.260 I got a penthouse
00:07:16.280 In downtown
00:07:16.720 Alright
00:07:18.660 I don't think I've ever
00:07:21.020 Been with a girl
00:07:22.680 With fake tits
00:07:23.320 So
00:07:23.640 I'll have to check it out
00:07:25.500 You know
00:07:25.700 Mine's a different brand
00:07:26.640 Alright
00:07:27.360 I think so
00:07:29.640 I'll have to check that out
00:07:32.220 They're amazing
00:07:33.260 What is that?
00:07:36.180 You have nothing bad to say
00:07:37.500 You have nothing bad to say
00:07:37.520 You have nothing bad to say
00:07:39.560 You were like going in
00:07:42.020 On this one girl
00:07:42.960 Like her now
00:07:44.320 Where are you going to go?
00:07:45.160 And I was like
00:07:45.760 You know what?
00:07:47.360 Where are we going?
00:07:48.040 I just want to hear
00:07:48.500 Like
00:07:48.860 Turn it out
00:07:49.980 I love when you guys
00:07:54.700 Oh no
00:08:03.840 I would never do that
00:08:04.780 I'd want to learn
00:08:06.260 Compliment you to get laid?
00:08:09.400 Pardon?
00:08:10.320 I would never compliment you
00:08:11.440 To get laid
00:08:11.920 Yeah no
00:08:12.360 I don't
00:08:13.360 I would just tell you
00:08:14.680 That we're hanging out later
00:08:15.660 And I'll have sex to you that way
00:08:17.240 You seem like very honest
00:08:18.540 And I really
00:08:19.100 Yeah
00:08:19.260 Full honestly
00:08:22.840 I'm gonna take you
00:08:24.060 To my place later
00:08:25.060 And we'll have a good time
00:08:26.180 Alright
00:08:26.380 I like you more
00:08:27.740 You're awesome
00:08:28.460 I love you
00:08:29.120 I love you
00:08:29.240 I love you
00:08:29.460 Alright
00:08:30.840 Thumbs up with me
00:08:37.480 Thumbs up with me
00:08:40.660 I love
00:08:42.860 Oh
00:08:43.180 What is your name?
00:08:47.060 It's Clab
00:08:47.580 It's what?
00:08:48.900 It's Clab
00:08:49.420 And do you know my name?
00:08:51.480 No
00:08:51.920 Josie
00:08:52.920 Josie
00:08:53.840 Yeah
00:08:54.340 Alright
00:08:56.020 Well it's good to meet you
00:08:57.040 I saw you
00:08:57.940 Like literally
00:08:58.500 Today's going to clip
00:08:59.760 And I was like
00:09:00.340 This is the funniest video
00:09:02.440 I've ever seen
00:09:03.020 In my fucking life
00:09:03.840 And you were so
00:09:05.480 Honest
00:09:07.220 About the feedback
00:09:08.540 Of the girl
00:09:09.260 That I was like
00:09:09.920 I genuinely want
00:09:11.820 Like an honest view
00:09:12.820 From her
00:09:13.740 So I appreciate you
00:09:15.920 Being so honest
00:09:16.940 With you
00:09:17.320 Yeah you're welcome
00:09:18.340 Are you done with this?
00:09:19.420 No
00:09:19.620 Okay
00:09:20.120 Whenever you're done
00:09:20.900 I'll put the play on
00:09:21.640 I appreciate it
00:09:23.820 You want to know
00:09:24.620 What you're going to look like?
00:09:25.820 Who?
00:09:27.000 Back from
00:09:27.880 That
00:09:28.540 Love Island
00:09:30.540 Episode
00:09:32.400 I don't watch that shit
00:09:34.060 I don't watch it either
00:09:35.120 But I saw it
00:09:35.940 Pop up my Instagram
00:09:37.300 It pops up my Instagram
00:09:39.700 You're
00:09:40.640 Really hilarious
00:09:41.840 Yeah
00:09:42.680 Yes
00:09:44.060 I love when a guy
00:09:45.180 Is just like
00:09:45.640 So unapologetically himself
00:09:47.440 Yeah
00:09:47.980 Like
00:09:48.920 The shit that you were saying
00:09:50.200 About that one girl
00:09:51.040 Is like
00:09:51.540 So
00:09:52.100 Insane
00:09:53.340 And like
00:09:53.880 To a team
00:09:54.800 You're like
00:09:56.400 Who knows
00:09:56.860 It's like
00:09:57.300 This and this and this
00:09:58.400 And I was like
00:09:59.360 I want him to
00:10:00.600 Like do an honest review
00:10:01.940 Of me
00:10:02.360 I'm not going to give you
00:10:05.320 An honest
00:10:05.560 Maybe later
00:10:06.560 You're going to see right now
00:10:08.680 I won't get a hand
00:10:09.680 It's not going to make me
00:10:11.280 Want to
00:10:11.740 Not hang out with you
00:10:12.820 I just don't feel like
00:10:14.500 I'm eating
00:10:15.040 You know what I mean
00:10:17.640 So
00:10:17.960 I don't feel like
00:10:20.340 I'm eating
00:10:20.900 Okay
00:10:23.300 You don't have to do it right now
00:10:24.620 What's that?
00:10:25.740 You don't have to do it right now
00:10:27.120 Yeah
00:10:27.800 I'll do it
00:10:28.320 Later
00:10:29.440 Do you actually have
00:10:31.080 Like feedback?
00:10:32.320 I'll do it later
00:10:33.160 In my bedroom
00:10:33.780 Alright
00:10:34.420 How does that sound?
00:10:37.200 Do you have any feedback
00:10:38.320 Right now?
00:10:39.360 No
00:10:39.560 I said
00:10:39.820 I'll tell you
00:10:40.300 In my bedroom
00:10:40.840 Okay
00:10:41.340 Feel
00:10:42.220 We don't want no blacks
00:10:43.560 Alright
00:10:43.840 I'll go in there
00:10:44.380 So
00:10:44.900 Yeah
00:10:45.080 I'll let you
00:10:45.500 Can't you try to take
00:10:46.480 Do a night cook
00:10:47.060 For the black people
00:10:47.700 For the
00:10:48.200 Yo
00:10:48.700 Yo
00:10:52.100 Myron
00:10:52.540 Stop being a bag
00:10:53.480 Let's go
00:10:53.960 Let's go
00:10:54.920 Let's go
00:10:54.940 Yeah
00:10:56.580 That would be funny
00:10:59.420 Yo my G's
00:11:00.360 Let's go
00:11:00.700 We should definitely go
00:11:01.600 That'd be fun
00:11:03.640 What are you guys
00:11:05.560 Are you guys doing
00:11:05.720 After this
00:11:06.400 Yeah
00:11:07.340 What
00:11:07.640 You guys doing
00:11:08.740 After this
00:11:09.380 We're going up
00:11:11.440 Is this your plate
00:11:13.060 It's this
00:11:13.860 Yo
00:11:14.240 She loves you bro
00:11:15.200 You're waiting for me
00:11:16.020 I'm like
00:11:16.400 I'm gonna be clowns so bad
00:11:17.620 I'm like
00:11:17.900 There you go
00:11:18.340 Yeah
00:11:18.960 Easy
00:11:19.340 What is this
00:11:20.140 Oh that's my phone
00:11:21.420 Oh amazing
00:11:22.460 Thank you
00:11:23.000 Alright
00:11:24.320 I literally sent
00:11:25.880 Walter
00:11:26.860 Your story
00:11:27.640 And I was like
00:11:28.080 This is the funniest
00:11:29.020 Video I've ever watched
00:11:30.180 In my entire life
00:11:31.120 And he was like
00:11:32.380 I know
00:11:33.060 I swear to god
00:11:36.680 How do you know
00:11:38.200 These guys
00:11:38.640 Um
00:11:40.100 I
00:11:40.700 When I
00:11:41.540 First came to Miami
00:11:43.020 I was like
00:11:43.580 A really big fan
00:11:44.500 Of just like
00:11:45.020 The fresh and pet guys
00:11:45.980 Because my ex-boyfriend
00:11:47.000 I used to watch them
00:11:48.020 And so when I moved down
00:11:50.140 I just DM'd them
00:11:51.200 And I killed them
00:11:52.160 And they were super sick
00:11:53.180 But that was like
00:11:53.880 Four years ago
00:11:54.660 And then I ended up
00:11:56.020 Moving to Miami
00:11:56.780 Like two years ago
00:11:57.860 And then
00:11:58.260 Um
00:11:59.340 I didn't message them
00:12:00.300 Or anything
00:12:00.660 But I was at
00:12:01.700 Like a
00:12:02.260 A cafe
00:12:02.980 And then
00:12:04.460 Walter came up to me
00:12:05.580 With his dog
00:12:06.360 And his dog was like
00:12:07.660 So cute
00:12:08.380 And I was like
00:12:09.680 Petting his dog
00:12:10.280 And he was like
00:12:10.760 We should be friends
00:12:12.180 So I became friends
00:12:13.220 With Fresh
00:12:14.280 Because I met him
00:12:14.980 At like Ojo
00:12:15.660 Yo
00:12:16.160 Fresh
00:12:16.760 He called you Walter
00:12:17.700 Walter
00:12:19.120 Hey
00:12:20.260 Hey I'm sorry
00:12:22.920 Is this a handoff
00:12:25.000 Why would they take it
00:12:26.740 It's not a handoff
00:12:28.640 I'm saying you take that
00:12:30.520 I'm not keeping that
00:12:31.440 I don't believe
00:12:32.480 This is a real place
00:12:33.620 I think they just set up
00:12:34.680 This movie studio
00:12:35.440 It is yours
00:12:35.940 Why do you mean
00:12:36.820 These fat twerking
00:12:38.100 Black girls
00:12:38.760 Yeah
00:12:39.520 Yeah where can we go
00:12:40.880 To find black twerking
00:12:41.920 Black girls
00:12:42.580 Booby trap
00:12:43.700 Yeah what club
00:12:44.540 I want to find
00:12:45.840 Black bitches
00:12:46.880 Now we could
00:12:49.620 What
00:12:50.540 You called me a seven
00:13:03.440 No I didn't
00:13:05.460 You called me a seven
00:13:06.200 Yes
00:13:06.640 No I didn't
00:13:07.640 At best
00:13:08.080 No no I did not
00:13:09.540 Call her a seven
00:13:10.100 I called her a seven
00:13:10.860 Oh oh
00:13:11.400 I called you a seven
00:13:12.240 No I'm a seven
00:13:13.280 A thirsty seven
00:13:14.560 Is that
00:13:14.980 I thought I was like
00:13:16.480 At least an eight
00:13:17.200 You're not an eight
00:13:18.280 You're not an eight
00:13:19.760 Yeah
00:13:20.280 You're a thirsty seven
00:13:21.240 And ask for your elevation
00:13:22.620 And you're sitting
00:13:23.640 In a ten while
00:13:24.580 And
00:13:26.140 That's kind of rude
00:13:27.220 That's kind of rude
00:13:29.660 Justice
00:13:30.280 Justice
00:13:30.680 That's kind of rude
00:13:31.880 Isn't it
00:13:32.600 Levixia
00:13:33.120 I thought I was like
00:13:38.560 At least an eight
00:13:39.720 At least an eight
00:13:40.900 Yeah
00:13:41.680 A thirsty seven
00:13:42.420 Is crazy
00:13:43.140 Yeah
00:13:43.680 I've never even heard
00:13:44.800 Of that term
00:13:45.560 The new rule is
00:13:46.500 I gotta see the girl
00:13:47.320 Naked to give her a rating
00:13:48.580 You know what I mean
00:13:49.420 That's actually
00:13:49.980 Super true
00:13:51.060 Yeah
00:13:51.260 Yeah
00:13:51.960 That's super true
00:13:52.580 Naked after a swimming pool
00:13:54.000 That's when you can truly jump
00:13:55.520 Yeah yeah
00:13:55.900 I can't judge
00:13:56.520 Naked after a swimming pool
00:13:58.780 You can do wonders
00:14:01.860 No she's got these
00:14:02.860 Look at these
00:14:03.380 These are fake as fuck
00:14:06.260 No these are fake
00:14:09.380 These are not going anywhere
00:14:11.000 You're so right
00:14:11.920 Yeah
00:14:13.380 Your doctor did a good job
00:14:15.060 A thirsty seven is the most
00:14:15.540 Insane thing I've ever heard
00:14:17.100 In my life
00:14:17.600 Pardon
00:14:20.600 I love the honesty
00:14:23.640 I just
00:14:24.520 I don't think I'm a seventh
00:14:25.860 In Louisiana
00:14:28.460 I've heard a tenth
00:14:29.600 In Louisiana
00:14:31.700 Isn't that like
00:14:32.320 Children's house
00:14:33.240 I would call you
00:14:35.380 Louisiana nine
00:14:36.600 I love
00:14:37.280 Louisiana nine
00:14:38.740 Oh you're a tenth
00:14:41.620 And down south
00:14:43.020 Listen
00:14:43.920 Hey Justin
00:14:45.400 The only reason
00:14:46.360 She's sitting here
00:14:46.980 Is because of those two shots
00:14:48.020 I'll tell you the truth
00:14:48.780 I don't even remember taking those two shots
00:14:51.300 So listen
00:14:52.480 A seven
00:14:53.720 Plus two shots
00:14:55.400 Makes you a nine
00:14:56.300 Yeah yeah yeah
00:14:57.020 You're way hotter
00:14:57.720 You're fucked
00:14:58.740 I don't think I'm a seven
00:15:04.280 I don't think I'm a seven
00:15:06.740 I think like
00:15:07.540 At worst
00:15:08.480 Don't tell her that
00:15:09.280 At worst
00:15:10.460 I'm an eight point five
00:15:11.940 You're a nine
00:15:14.040 You're gonna hear a lot about
00:15:15.780 Papacito music
00:15:16.840 You're eight
00:15:17.220 If you go out
00:15:17.820 Miami as the center
00:15:19.360 I appreciate the hard truth
00:15:21.100 I just don't believe it
00:15:22.380 Yeah
00:15:22.640 What are you saying
00:15:23.140 But that
00:15:23.420 I definitely don't think
00:15:35.840 I'm a seven
00:15:36.460 Like
00:15:37.500 Realistically
00:15:38.900 I'm
00:15:39.620 What's your friend's name?
00:15:46.440 Who?
00:15:46.920 That's Justin
00:15:47.500 That's Andrew
00:15:48.140 Justin?
00:15:49.340 I just asked him
00:15:54.060 I don't want anything
00:15:57.920 I just don't think
00:15:59.380 I'm a seven
00:15:59.860 I think
00:16:04.480 At minimum
00:16:06.020 I'm a eight point five
00:16:07.220 Minimum
00:16:08.900 On a bad day
00:16:10.180 Who the fuck even cares?
00:16:13.980 You know
00:16:14.300 Why does it even matter?
00:16:15.700 I don't even know
00:16:16.540 Like where you're getting
00:16:17.360 A rating from
00:16:18.200 Like she's gonna
00:16:22.380 She's gonna
00:16:23.120 Fuck the same
00:16:23.720 Regardless
00:16:24.140 You know what I mean?
00:16:26.320 It's gonna be
00:16:26.700 The same outcome
00:16:27.380 Listen Justin
00:16:28.340 Here's the point
00:16:28.900 There's still
00:16:29.720 Really easy
00:16:30.260 You see me
00:16:31.300 Five slap
00:16:32.060 I don't even know
00:16:34.880 I don't even know
00:16:35.960 Are you
00:16:36.220 I don't even know
00:16:36.560 Are you
00:16:37.120 I don't even know
00:16:38.720 Are you
00:16:39.080 But you know
00:16:39.880 There's no
00:16:40.680 A rating of school
00:16:41.780 Is it to recruit
00:16:43.440 And I don't even know
00:16:44.500 Fuck your own
00:16:45.740 Because here's
00:16:46.480 The
00:16:46.660 Seven
00:16:47.860 Like honestly
00:16:51.660 I did not even
00:16:53.280 Hear you just said
00:16:54.100 Okay
00:16:54.620 Let me say it to you
00:16:55.540 I'm gonna say it as slow as you
00:16:56.820 Okay
00:16:57.240 I understand
00:16:58.140 Okay
00:16:59.040 I understand the math
00:17:14.080 I'm not
00:17:14.480 I'm not
00:17:14.500 I think
00:17:27.720 For your perspective
00:17:29.160 Maybe that's fine
00:17:30.720 But I just
00:17:31.580 I don't support
00:17:33.480 I know you don't care
00:17:38.280 Seven
00:17:38.580 Seven
00:17:39.160 Seven
00:17:39.660 Okay
00:17:40.500 I'm not arguing yet
00:17:42.500 I'm not like
00:17:43.040 Seven
00:17:43.440 So I don't know
00:17:44.340 I don't know
00:17:45.040 I don't even know
00:17:45.640 I don't even know
00:17:47.120 I don't know
00:17:48.340 I don't even know
00:17:49.980 It would be
00:17:50.540 You know
00:17:52.000 That's a big issue
00:17:53.120 I think
00:17:54.120 Get great
00:17:54.820 merchandising
00:17:55.080 You know
00:17:55.760 Every wine
00:17:56.720 Could lift
00:17:57.840 At a time
00:17:57.980 By the way
00:17:58.300 That's what happens
00:17:59.160 Is it
00:17:59.740 Yeah
00:18:00.180 Two shots
00:18:00.820 Любid Hope
00:18:02.200 Don't
00:18:03.680 just don't make a mistake
00:18:09.680 and make it on your own
00:18:10.680 that's what happens
00:18:12.680 girls and girls
00:18:13.680 and girls and girls
00:18:16.680 think that that is the standard
00:18:18.680 for them to do the whole
00:18:20.680 and we feel like in certain times
00:18:22.680 that if you stupid
00:18:23.680 that is not your standard
00:18:26.680 there is an exact acceptance
00:18:28.680 unless
00:18:30.680 i honestly have like no words
00:18:33.680 i think that you're
00:18:35.680 a contestant of like
00:18:37.680 a rating
00:18:38.680 is a little bit misconceived
00:18:43.680 i know i'm beautiful
00:18:44.680 she's fucking
00:18:45.680 that's ridiculous
00:18:46.680 i don't think you can sit here
00:18:47.680 and go back and forth
00:18:49.680 no i understand that
00:18:50.680 i understand it
00:18:51.680 and you've probably seen like
00:18:53.680 amazing like beautiful women
00:18:55.680 like i bet you have
00:18:57.680 yeah i bet you've seen like
00:18:59.680 i've seen some stunning girls
00:19:02.680 here tonight
00:19:03.680 that i was like
00:19:04.680 oh my god
00:19:05.680 like these girls are perfect
00:19:06.680 but i think i'm a very good looking person
00:19:10.680 so i'm not gonna go based off of the number
00:19:12.680 i don't wanna say i'm a 7.5
00:19:15.680 or even a 10
00:19:16.680 like i don't really have a number for myself
00:19:18.680 so it's cool if you wanna
00:19:20.680 based off of the number
00:19:22.680 but i just think like
00:19:23.680 i just think like
00:19:25.680 i can't define myself
00:19:26.680 by like a 7.5
00:19:27.680 you know
00:19:29.680 but i'm not
00:19:30.680 i'm not like
00:19:31.680 sad about it
00:19:32.680 i'm just like
00:19:33.680 okay i'm just like
00:19:34.680 okay i'm just like
00:19:36.680 okay
00:19:37.680 okay
00:19:38.680 i'm not just gonna hear like
00:19:40.680 oh my god
00:19:41.680 i don't care
00:19:42.680 i just think like
00:19:43.680 we're all vibing
00:19:44.680 um
00:19:45.680 okay
00:19:46.680 that's great
00:19:47.680 i'm not gonna
00:19:48.680 i'm not gonna sit here
00:19:49.680 and say
00:19:50.680 this person's a 6
00:19:51.680 this person's a 7
00:19:52.680 even though
00:19:53.680 even though
00:19:54.680 even though you're the 10th most attractive girl here
00:19:57.680 the 10th
00:19:58.680 do you say the 10th
00:19:59.680 the 10th minimum
00:20:00.680 who do you think's better looking
00:20:02.680 her
00:20:03.680 oh definitely her
00:20:05.680 she's definitely more attractive
00:20:07.680 nah
00:20:08.680 no but here's the thing
00:20:10.680 here's the thing
00:20:11.680 here's why you're winning
00:20:12.680 you took initiative
00:20:14.680 you put yourself in his lap
00:20:15.680 you were very forward about
00:20:17.680 how you
00:20:18.680 see cause to you
00:20:19.680 you're sitting like this right now
00:20:20.680 you'd actually like to sit on him completely differently
00:20:23.680 call a spade a spade
00:20:25.680 listen you think i don't know
00:20:27.680 i've been around these streets
00:20:29.680 you think i don't know
00:20:30.680 listen bimbo
00:20:31.680 i'm gonna just tell you
00:20:32.680 you're a 7
00:20:33.680 but you're an ambitious 7
00:20:34.680 i know
00:20:35.680 and i'm trying to teach you how to win
00:20:36.680 you've already won
00:20:37.680 but to really win
00:20:39.680 you have to add another 7
00:20:41.680 because you can't lose if you bring a bitch with you
00:20:45.680 you understand
00:20:46.680 this is some crazy math
00:20:48.680 no it's simple math
00:20:50.680 men are very simple
00:20:51.680 i'm just not doing all of that
00:20:52.680 this is kindergarten
00:20:53.680 7
00:20:54.680 what is 7 plus 7
00:20:56.680 i don't care
00:20:57.680 what is 7 plus 7
00:20:58.680 7 plus 7 is 14
00:21:00.680 exactly
00:21:01.680 the math is math
00:21:04.680 i honestly
00:21:05.680 i don't care about what you think i am
00:21:08.680 like a skeleton one because
00:21:09.680 i don't think that's kind of stupid
00:21:11.680 you don't care
00:21:12.680 you don't care
00:21:13.680 then why did you stop a whole conversation
00:21:15.680 about geopolitics
00:21:17.680 to get raided by the man that you're sitting in his lap
00:21:20.680 if you don't care
00:21:21.680 i watched the video
00:21:22.680 and it was so funny
00:21:23.680 he gave a girl like such construction and criticism
00:21:27.680 like the nasal construction of her body
00:21:31.680 but i was like fuck i want that
00:21:34.680 sweetheart sweetheart your nose is more crooked than my dick
00:21:37.680 your nose has more of a curve than my dick
00:21:41.680 not more curved than your nose
00:21:48.680 that's great that's so awesome
00:21:52.680 he called you rude and you still kept going
00:21:56.680 here's the thing and you know what i know where are you from
00:22:00.680 where are you from
00:22:01.680 toronto
00:22:02.680 canadians
00:22:03.680 all right
00:22:04.680 every man you ever met in toronto will never tell you the truth
00:22:07.680 because in toronto you are a 10
00:22:09.680 or 9
00:22:10.680 right
00:22:11.680 in toronto
00:22:12.680 but in miami where the competition's real
00:22:14.680 so you're a 7
00:22:15.680 this asshole
00:22:16.680 i don't play in my own places
00:22:17.680 like i don't believe that i'm like oh my god i don't want to play every time
00:22:21.680 i'm very confident
00:22:23.680 so
00:22:24.680 you're very what
00:22:25.680 i'm very confident
00:22:26.680 next year
00:22:27.680 he stole 10 million dollars
00:22:29.680 yeah but the thing is
00:22:31.680 the thing is your confidence doesn't
00:22:33.680 does not stop objective truth
00:22:36.680 ok
00:22:37.680 and i'm working
00:22:38.680 and if he told you
00:22:39.680 the only reason
00:22:40.680 he's not telling you the truth
00:22:41.680 is because he wants you to suck his dick
00:22:42.680 that's awesome
00:22:45.680 i don't know i'm wrong
00:22:46.680 i don't know i'm wrong
00:22:47.680 what
00:22:48.680 i said the only reason you're not telling her a 7
00:22:50.680 is to you
00:22:51.680 and you know what
00:22:54.680 i am all for it
00:22:56.680 i love your honesty
00:22:57.680 i'm all for it
00:22:58.680 i do value
00:22:59.680 because
00:23:00.680 and i'm gonna tell you
00:23:02.680 if you listen to what he tells you about looks maxing
00:23:05.680 you could be a 10
00:23:07.680 ok
00:23:08.680 yeah we can make you
00:23:09.680 we can make it easy be a 10
00:23:10.680 but don't sit here and act like
00:23:12.680 you can interrupt the conversation
00:23:14.680 be rude to him
00:23:16.680 be rude to the people in conversation
00:23:18.680 and just because you did that
00:23:20.680 people are going to call you an 8.5 when you're not
00:23:22.680 just so you know
00:23:24.680 i value your opinion
00:23:26.680 i just think you're like
00:23:27.680 one person
00:23:28.680 i have a bunch that gave me this opinion
00:23:32.680 and regardless
00:23:34.680 i'm sure it's coming from safety experience
00:23:36.680 so i value that
00:23:37.680 but
00:23:38.680 listen
00:23:39.680 i've seen one or two 10s in my life
00:23:41.680 and had one or two sit in my lap
00:23:43.680 i'm sure you've been around the whole lot
00:23:44.680 one or two
00:23:45.680 one or two
00:23:46.680 i don't know
00:23:47.680 and you've got the potential
00:23:48.680 i really like your ambition
00:23:50.680 you're not an 8.5
00:23:52.680 that's all
00:23:53.680 that's okay i'm not trying to
00:23:55.680 you're not
00:23:56.680 you're not
00:23:57.680 all you are
00:23:58.680 is a girl
00:23:59.680 that is not fat
00:24:01.680 that got some big old titties put on her
00:24:04.680 and has really great straight teeth
00:24:06.680 it's just objectively true
00:24:09.680 he's
00:24:11.680 yeah he's
00:24:12.680 he's big and fat
00:24:13.680 you're not fat
00:24:14.680 and you got 500 cc's put in your chest
00:24:16.680 that's it
00:24:17.680 450
00:24:18.680 450
00:24:19.680 500
00:24:20.680 pretty goddamn close
00:24:21.680 yeah
00:24:22.680 yeah
00:24:23.680 on top of the muscle
00:24:25.680 so i appreciate the feedback
00:24:27.680 yeah
00:24:28.680 yeah i'm not saying
00:24:29.680 and i'm not saying you're ugly
00:24:31.680 no and i'm not saying you're ugly
00:24:33.680 actually i respect you
00:24:35.680 more than all these other girls
00:24:36.680 that want to blow him
00:24:37.680 because at least you took action
00:24:38.680 you're an entrepreneur
00:24:40.680 you're an entrepreneur
00:24:42.680 because if you
00:24:43.680 because if you'll find another 7
00:24:45.680 and somehow make them fall in love
00:24:47.680 you might get married
00:24:48.680 never do it
00:24:49.680 but if you got married
00:24:50.680 you could take half the bat
00:24:51.680 you're an entrepreneur
00:24:53.680 you're very funny
00:24:54.680 and i know you bring me
00:24:56.680 and very judgmental
00:24:58.680 i'm not judging
00:24:59.680 no no no no
00:25:00.680 i actually super like you
00:25:01.680 for your action taking
00:25:03.680 yeah yeah it was admirable
00:25:04.680 you had some balls interrupting
00:25:06.680 yeah
00:25:07.680 all the other girls in this room
00:25:08.680 could have done what you did
00:25:09.680 they didn't
00:25:10.680 yeah
00:25:11.680 right
00:25:12.680 you're ambitious
00:25:13.680 correct
00:25:14.680 you're an ambitious 7
00:25:15.680 yeah
00:25:16.680 and i will tell you
00:25:17.680 the ambition makes her an 8
00:25:18.680 let me tell you something from true experience
00:25:20.680 an ambitious 7
00:25:22.680 yep
00:25:23.680 that will really get behind a guy
00:25:25.680 and really know
00:25:26.680 that she wants to support him
00:25:28.680 actually has a better chance
00:25:30.680 than a dickhead 10
00:25:32.680 yep
00:25:33.680 i definitely would like
00:25:34.680 i appreciate that
00:25:35.680 i'm pulling for you
00:25:36.680 i hope he knocks you up
00:25:37.680 on a podcast
00:25:38.680 and i'm like
00:25:39.680 i want
00:25:40.680 i want to look on truck
00:25:42.680 so i appreciate it
00:25:44.680 you want it
00:25:45.680 but you won't accept it
00:25:46.680 i just think that
00:25:49.680 you're a comedian
00:25:50.680 i appreciate it
00:25:51.680 but i don't believe it
00:25:53.680 i think the best thing you can do
00:25:55.680 is suck the skin off his dick
00:25:57.680 and bring a girl to help you
00:26:04.680 no no no no
00:26:05.680 you don't understand
00:26:06.680 i'm giving you advice to overcome
00:26:07.680 that way
00:26:08.680 do you know how to suck it
00:26:09.680 proper
00:26:10.680 i'm not
00:26:15.680 what'd you say
00:26:16.680 i'm not gonna
00:26:17.680 listen
00:26:18.680 you're not on a podcast
00:26:23.680 yeah
00:26:24.680 you're on a live stream
00:26:25.680 trying to get validated
00:26:26.680 from a dude
00:26:27.680 that you're sitting in his lap
00:26:29.680 who is legitimately
00:26:30.680 he's out of your league
00:26:33.680 so you better keep hustling
00:26:37.680 yeah
00:26:38.680 hustle mindset
00:26:41.680 okay
00:26:46.680 ask the chat
00:26:47.680 hey chat
00:26:48.680 is she a 7
00:26:49.680 or 8.5
00:26:50.680 yeah
00:26:51.680 show me the response
00:26:52.680 is she a 7
00:26:53.680 or 8.5
00:26:54.680 no he's just being honest with you
00:26:55.680 he's just being honest
00:26:56.680 yeah
00:26:57.680 you're being honest
00:26:58.680 you asked
00:27:00.680 let me see
00:27:01.680 listen
00:27:02.680 i'm taking you home either way
00:27:03.680 7
00:27:04.680 6
00:27:05.680 7
00:27:06.680 6
00:27:07.680 4
00:27:08.680 4
00:27:09.680 7
00:27:10.680 6
00:27:11.680 4
00:27:12.680 4
00:27:13.680 5
00:27:14.680 7.5
00:27:15.680 i have not seen an 8 yet
00:27:16.680 i haven't seen an 8 yet
00:27:17.680 how many viewers we got
00:27:20.680 2.2
00:27:21.680 7
00:27:22.680 6
00:27:23.680 oh
00:27:24.680 i saw a 1
00:27:26.680 8
00:27:27.680 a 5
00:27:28.680 a negative 1
00:27:29.680 7
00:27:30.680 4
00:27:31.680 7
00:27:32.680 7
00:27:33.680 7
00:27:34.680 7
00:27:35.680 7
00:27:36.680 7
00:27:37.680 7
00:27:38.680 4
00:27:39.680 2
00:27:40.680 2
00:27:41.680 oh my god
00:27:42.680 a bunch of leos laughing at you
00:27:46.680 make sure not to get him on camera with the white claw
00:27:49.680 yeah
00:27:50.680 with the white claw
00:27:51.680 with the white claw
00:27:52.680 yeah bro
00:27:53.680 with the white claw
00:27:54.680 with the white claw
00:27:55.680 with the white claw
00:27:56.680 with the white claw
00:27:57.680 i kinda wanted to take a white claw
00:27:58.680 should we go get a white claw
00:27:59.680 i'm about to go to nick's side
00:28:00.680 i might hate him as much as nick
00:28:02.680 i don't know
00:28:04.680 i don't know
00:28:05.680 as much as nick
00:28:07.680 no i
00:28:08.680 i really like loved your
00:28:09.680 i actually don't
00:28:10.680 can i give you this
00:28:11.680 very honest opinion of something
00:28:12.680 like
00:28:13.680 you're like your nasal something
00:28:14.680 it's like
00:28:15.680 it's just this
00:28:16.680 i was like fuck i want to
00:28:17.680 you gotta give me a review
00:28:20.680 yeah i only review girls when they're naked
00:28:22.680 so
00:28:23.680 oh yeah
00:28:24.680 well
00:28:25.680 you're related
00:28:28.680 are you staying fringles?
00:28:29.680 no
00:28:30.680 i have a
00:28:31.680 a place in downtown
00:28:32.680 at the um
00:28:33.680 museum?
00:28:34.680 mute it
00:28:35.680 trust that
00:28:52.680 you
00:29:20.680 it's like a seven yeah
00:29:22.680 a seven is crazy
00:29:26.680 yeah
00:29:27.680 well you've probably seen some
00:29:28.680 beautiful women
00:29:29.680 god damn
00:29:32.680 what do you think?
00:29:34.680 you told her
00:29:35.680 why just be a compliment
00:29:37.680 wait let me go and see my girl
00:29:38.680 and then i'm gonna come back
00:29:39.680 and see her
00:29:40.680 alright sounds good
00:29:44.680 she's uh
00:29:45.680 i don't know how low class she is if i could just bang her in the bathroom for five minutes
00:30:00.680 i have a
00:30:02.680 i have a
00:30:03.680 i have a
00:30:04.680 i have a
00:30:05.680 i have a
00:30:06.680 i have a good feed about this
00:30:07.680 hahaha
00:30:08.680 we might have to try that out
00:30:10.680 these fucking pants are too short bro
00:30:12.680 fuck
00:30:13.680 god damn
00:30:14.680 tailorings were attacked
00:30:16.680 i'm such a
00:30:17.680 i'm such a retard
00:30:18.680 yeah i know
00:30:19.680 dude all these girls are so stupid
00:30:20.680 i love that you guys
00:30:21.680 somehow
00:30:22.680 i've never met a stupider group of women before
00:30:25.680 how do you guys do it?
00:30:27.680 well i don't know these guys
00:30:30.680 genuinely
00:30:31.680 my guy eric rose his house is like a bunch of girls he knows
00:30:34.680 every girl in my head who knows pain has such pain
00:30:37.680 has to come here
00:30:38.680 i am so unhappy with anybody
00:30:42.680 yeah they're all
00:30:43.680 they're not great
00:30:44.680 i mean that one's got some alright tits
00:30:47.680 so
00:30:48.680 you're done that's enough
00:30:50.680 her doctor did a good job
00:30:52.680 so
00:30:53.680 here's to that
00:30:54.680 you know
00:30:55.680 you know
00:30:57.680 so are we going uh
00:30:58.680 going to the club or what?
00:31:01.680 where is he?
00:31:03.680 where is he?
00:31:05.680 where is he at?
00:31:07.680 i was gonna say i'm pretty persuasive
00:31:11.680 you did?
00:31:13.680 yeah i'm extremely persuasive with that
00:31:20.680 yeah come here
00:31:21.680 i have nothing to show
00:31:22.680 i have nothing to show
00:31:23.680 i have nothing to show
00:31:24.680 i have nothing to show
00:31:25.680 i have nothing to show
00:31:26.680 i have nothing to show
00:31:28.680 i have nothing to show
00:31:32.680 we could go um over to that guest
00:31:34.680 guest room over there
00:31:37.680 i have nothing to show
00:31:39.680 i have nothing to show
00:31:40.680 We could go over that guest
00:31:52.860 guest room over there.
00:32:00.400 Yeah, I feel like I have to know.
00:32:05.920 Yeah.
00:32:08.300 I have to see you naked or right here.
00:32:10.040 So let's go.
00:32:10.680 I feel ridiculous.
00:32:11.900 That's not how it works.
00:32:13.940 Not too bad.
00:32:14.800 Yeah, well.
00:32:15.860 I tried, bro.
00:32:16.560 Okay, well.
00:32:17.800 I guess, uh.
00:32:19.560 Sorry, miss.
00:32:20.020 Okay, goodbye.
00:32:25.520 It's all.
00:32:26.720 It's all you're here for.
00:32:27.900 I'm sorry.
00:32:31.800 On to the next.
00:32:33.640 Yeah.
00:32:36.400 On to the next.
00:32:37.480 There's only 30 other girls here.
00:32:39.680 Yeah, me neither, bro.
00:32:43.940 Not that kind of night.
00:32:45.780 I want to.
00:32:46.220 I'm here because I want to take Nick to the club.
00:32:48.700 Oh, me too, man.
00:32:49.840 Yeah.
00:32:50.740 All right.
00:32:51.280 Let's, uh.
00:32:53.860 Let's go.
00:32:54.560 Let's go be bad influences.
00:32:55.940 Let's go be good.
00:32:58.660 Let's go.
00:33:00.200 You guys want to split, like, the best section?
00:33:03.980 The best section?
00:33:04.920 Yeah.
00:33:05.340 Yeah.
00:33:05.540 Nah, bro, I'll split it with you, whatever.
00:33:19.100 I appreciate it.
00:33:24.620 Alright, well, we'll see.
00:33:27.140 Yeah, let me see.
00:33:30.180 Let me see what's happening here.
00:33:35.540 Huh?
00:33:43.720 Yeah, Bill's on Justin.
00:33:45.940 Vendome is the only thing left right now.
00:33:49.040 Vendome?
00:33:51.040 It's a good club.
00:33:57.240 Oh, fuck.
00:33:59.860 Yeah.
00:34:00.600 Nate has my fake ID.
00:34:01.980 Fuck.
00:34:02.480 Yeah, Vendome's a good club.
00:34:03.400 I don't know if you know the Raptors.
00:34:05.540 20?
00:34:06.660 America's nuts.
00:34:08.100 You have to be 20.
00:34:08.900 I forgot about yourself.
00:34:10.660 Well, not if you're me.
00:34:13.200 Yeah.
00:34:14.420 Then it doesn't really matter.
00:34:15.800 But, yeah.
00:34:16.980 Alright, let's go.
00:34:17.680 Where the fuck is he?
00:34:19.560 Something like that.