Raw Day in The Life of a Millionaire Looksmaxxer
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3 hours and 57 minutes
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Summary
In this episode, the boys talk about how the summer is going to be a doozy, how to deal with the heat, and how to get out of LA in the summer. Also, we talk about our plans for the summer and what we would like to do in it.
Transcript
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Sticky out. What does that even mean? Sticky out? Humid. It's sticky.
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Interesting. I'm kind of used to this weather, this fucking humidity bullshit.
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I'm gonna get the fuck out of here before the summer though, that's for sure.
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No, you shouldn't. The summer's fun. Summer sucks, man. Going to the beach?
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Yeah, get your, go in the water and be refreshed.
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Fuck no. I hate going in the water and doing outdoor activities.
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Well, maybe I can change that because you need to like go outside and shit.
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No. Go on yachts, you jump and swim in the water and shit. It'll be fun.
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I'd feel like a dog, you know? Like just doing this low sentience bullshit all the time, like playing mini golf.
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It just doesn't make sense in my brain because I'm a little bit, I'm not like a normie, whatever I guess you could say.
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Uh, yeah, I like to stay inside. I just don't like what most like normies engage in.
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Do you get happy when you like make people stay and they take a picture of you?
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But sometimes like it gets to a point where if it's like a lot of times at night, people
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are drunk, so they get a little bit like too aggressive with it, you know?
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Yo, there's another one across the street to get up to the next...
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But if the shit's broken, we have to go up and back.
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If I was a cameraman, dude, I'd be a creep-shotting expert.
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Like, it gets to a point where you stream in a city, like, long enough that you just run
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Go, you should bring a couple people you want to do content with on a trip.
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Go skiing or, like, fucking, um, go somewhere cool.
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Bring a whole bunch of fun bitches and stream.
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Um, I still have a torn ligament in my knee, so I'm not the most athletic with it, but maybe.
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You're just like a nigga who doesn't have any money.
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You could be, like, a Lululemon type of guy.
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Before the yellow vests get on our ass about shit.
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If any of the yellow vests get on us to stop streaming, just pretend that you don't even hear them.
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We're just like, ah, I don't know what you're talking about.
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We're just saying you're fucking, um, making a YouTube video.
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Like, you're not very creative with, like, um, some new activities you should do.
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Well, dude, I don't know, like, that's the thing.
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I'm so creative that I hate all these activities, but I'm able to put myself in the thinking lens
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of, um, an ADIQ retard who watches this shit.
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So I'm, like, I'm removing my lens on the world, swapping it out for a dumbass.
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We could do something where you pick out my outfit, I pick out your outfit.
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Plus, you get weekly calls with Clav to get feedback and guidance in real time.
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Um, okay, yeah, I'd be down, but you'd kind of fuck it up, I feel like.
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Oh, is this, like, the thing, or it's, like, an outside?
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I've never seen one of these that's inside, with, like, all these lights and shit.
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I threw away all my shit off the boat yesterday, so W's in the chat for that, boys.
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No, I would never do something as gay as that.
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Um, like, quitting doing drugs because of, like, uh, some societal, like, trend?
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No, I just quit doing it because it's not sustainable.
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Don't we have a reservation for this kind of thing?
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So, I think we made a reservation online, um, so I'm not too sure how we get checked in.
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Did you book, uh, Unlimited or by what you have to go for?
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So, Brayden, after this game, I'm going to show me your reservation.
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And right here, we're actually, on the second game, we're going to go to the kiosk and put
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the other names in, because otherwise, after every game, you have to re-regulate on every
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You're going to be able to play all three different.
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During your game, a little bit of liquid curry, there's a table on every hole.
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I do have you at Nelly's, Joseph, the server, and she'll be able to come to you to show you
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I would love to join you, but I'm going to enjoy, you'll enjoy it.
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You're going to get the five, so you're going to keep it up, and then dining is going to
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You know, if you want to play one game, two games, we have three goals.
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I just realized I was in the bathroom and didn't turn my mind.
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What course is better, this or Camila Orejo's course on OnlyFans?
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You can be able to play all three of them, but the other ones upstairs have beer pong,
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It's going to read your scores, shots, points, everything for you.
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Until it gets to the circle of the hall and you pick it up,
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I love because everything in punchline is opposite.
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You're going to get that on every hole, every hole, the green one, because it's going to
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give you consecutive, like, the game of the bowling.
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What you can do, you're going to go pick up the ball for a second, okay?
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You're going to retrieve it, and then pick it up.
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Hey, keep your arms straight and only move with your shoulders.
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It's like you're just moving your body like that.
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Line your fingers up like this and keep your arms straight and locked.
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So, just get comfortable with this because this is like a weird angle.
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And then keep your elbows and arms locked and move with your shoulders.
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I think I got this one in the bag, unfortunately.
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I don't like how it's like all technology.
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I don't like how everyone's super close together.
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Like you hit the ball as hard as you can and it like says how far you're going.
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But playing golf on like a real course is very difficult.
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So you got to go through that circle there and into the green hole.
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It's kind of ruining the childhood vibe that I had man.
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Do you like all this fucking technology and shit?
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Am I supposed to hit it lighter or something?
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No, it said take it to the hole, into the hole.
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Alright, let's see what we can do here with this shit.
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Alright, let's think about how to logically do this here.
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I'm thinking I gotta hit all the way back into the wall and have it bounce up like this.
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Let's see what you can come up with on your own.
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I honestly don't know what you did, but let's just wing it.
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You want to go through the things that they're on the wall.
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So, mathematically here, we want to do it when it's around at 15.
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I want to throw the fucking thing like Tiger, man.
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Listen, you got to stand with the ball in between your feet.
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So, position it, like, right along, like, your vagina.
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Now, keep your arms stiff and a little bend in your elbow.
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You got to keep your body still only with your shoulders.
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And, like, hands-coordinated, not really arms-coordinated.
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And for some reason, it didn't register your fault.
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When you release your ball, you try to stop it on the 25.
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When you get it in, that's when it gives you the 25 plus.
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Because the plus two and the plus four are going to put you on on the right side.
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The six and the super tube are going to put you in the hole or on that side.
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And try not to open it because that's a master tube.
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Super tube is like when you're really drunk and you accidentally put it in your butt.
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Technique is the, you got to hit it a little harder on this one for sure.
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And it's all about hitting it with the middle of the putt.
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You're going to do a golf segment with your dad, bro.
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Are we going to have to redo it because he didn't grab his ball?
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It's funny because she's making me look so much better.
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Yeah, I'm just like making sure he's like looking good for y'all.
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Yeah, I'm performing for my stream after yesterday.
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I already told you I don't like black guys.
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Yeah, and it was funny because it really doesn't matter if you like say that for your income,
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because it's not like OnlyFans accepts like food stamps and EBT as a form of payment.
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Yeah, and it was funny because it really doesn't matter if you like say that for your income,
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because it's not like OnlyFans accepts like food stamps and EBT as a form of payment.
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Like, black, they literally can't even afford to buy it regardless.
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Have you ever thought of there as OnlyFans before?
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I mean, at this point, it doesn't even really matter.
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I don't know, but she's just really shitty at it, so she's been fucking it up.
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I don't know how it works, to be quite honest with you, brother.
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Wait, so I'm going for the super tube, or what?
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Clav, have you ever played an instrument before?
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Have you ever played an instrument besides the skin flute?
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Alright, so I'm gonna angle it, boys, against this thing, and that's gonna lead it right
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Clav, you're not really impressing me right now.
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I can't really exactly reach most of these things.
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Me and Edd would be here like fucked up out of our minds just doing this shit all day.
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They'd be like, you know there's other holes here, right?
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You can get up with the real question, and try to hit it through the saw that you can
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If they asked me about Epstein Island, I would be able to tell you all about it
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But not fucking be me. I never heard of that. So I'm just gonna have to go up this thing
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All right, finally. Whoa fuck super tube bang. Let's go boys
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Uh a lot, but I don't know what be me is. I never heard that
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Bimini where you go to party like daddy parties
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Alice, true or false? Sunscreen is the only thing not locked up at CVS
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All right, that was a double putt, but it's all good
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So the loser has to get cracked by Cuffham
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I'm sure you're looking at the screen over there
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I'm sure you're looking at the screen over there
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This is the horniest shot I've ever seen in my life
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But I prefer to just stay in the house and chill
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This kind of game is something for the whole family
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I feel like you would be the type to do like horseback riding or something
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Because we're talking about getting a dog together and stuff
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So what the fuck am I supposed to hit, bro?
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This is really overstimulating for Alice, guys
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You see, I'm used to all these lights and flashing things going on
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Don't you have to be 21 to, like, online gamble?
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Yeah, I'm not really too worried about the thoughts
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Guys, why do they keep spamming do community salute?
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Why is the Apple store so busy all the time?
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Actually, cameraman's always the fastest person
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Yeah, we should have gave them a stream elements
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You would think after she'd been the kick groupie
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Aren't you going on like another literal stream right after this?
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It's not like I'm actually flirting with the people
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He's trying to give me a stick in three dollars
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I'm not letting a girl pick the fucking spot
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So you're saying we should kill them, basically
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Or do you just do 10 sets of fucking around
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And they said it would take a year to recover
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So I like kind of did like stupid thirst drops on TikTok
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And I graduated high school early and moved to Miami
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And then I did like that thing I told you about
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I mean I guess it all worked in my favor though
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You were sitting here eating Burger King with me
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I think you might need to put that camera on some rice
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He's shitting on me right in front of my face
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Does it just try to get more and more viewers the later it goes
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A lot of people are just watching in the middle of the day
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You'd think they're like at work or I don't know
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I'm kind of like the only one who puts in my needs to be
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Baby mama I couldn't even get you pregnant
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I think that people probably think he's a douchebag
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But they probably say something rude to him first
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We wouldn't have even been able to do the other segment
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He said one minute away, like, five minutes ago.
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He said one minute away, like, five minutes ago.
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He said one minute away, like, zero minutes ago.
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but you keep telling her to tell me stuff i'm reading the chat like the whole screen
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10k viewers did he just hit 10k they said 10k viewers do something chat do you like my outfit
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kiss bra no no i'm just reading i'm just reading the chat
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they said i'm stacked well what else do i offer i'm super funny and what else do i offer i have
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yeah i say i would say i have a good personality i have a good personality
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no i'm not a lie people say i'm funny sometimes
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i don't know how to talk to chat without him it's his chat
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we've been in traffic ranges i'm gonna just walk back
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um we're like right outside of the mall area right here
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i think that he's this way because he sent a picture of the trees
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there's gig of traffic for a fucking second
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wait look that girl has those things on her tire like she's not gonna be able to move
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that means their car is five and sitting there for like
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that would be funny as luck if they didn't know
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the chat goes so fast i don't even know how he reads literally anything
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where what's where do you think he's coming from
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they keep saying shit in the chat it's freaking me out are you reading it is it a joke
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first time stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop stop
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he's like whispering to that guy too he's like weird
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i'm not gonna say his name but that one weirdo just came up
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he ran into the burger can try to get on the screen i muted it
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yeah bro i don't know why the fuck that literally we're sitting in traffic in front of a fucking mall for ages
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so we got one more segment cooked up for you boys
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we're gonna have alice uh talk to the com do a little e-date real quick
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I think you need to make it up to me after that
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i don't know if i cherish the idea of you walking around the streets with an ar
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i don't know how to interpret literature i'm a normie i'm a science normie
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well i'm sure you could figure it out if you were like okay i want to go into the whole realm of steroids
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well they feel sure i made sure everything was in frame
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yeah i feel like you're a pretty well known name at this point right
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and she was like what are you gonna do about it
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i'm not sure if that was like clip farm or like what
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she was like killing my vibe while i was trying to fucking bake cookies and gamble
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do you ever just have somebody like standing there and talking and you don't want to talk to them
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cause like what if you feel like that towards me like i'm just annoying and talking
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all right boys we're almost at the next spot
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would you let clav looks max you with aqua looks
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cause i think once you get a lot of things done
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what age do you think girls like sort of get cooked
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they say girls are in their prime at like what
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i think guys look hotter when they're a little bit more mature like older
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all right let me show you one of my friends and uh
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not really my i mean like he's not really posing though
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little by little i could go on people's streams
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yeah he was the first streamer i ever went on that
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yeah and then you wind up jumping off the balcony uh head first after two months realizing you're
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you should tell people the building that you live at
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they couldn't get up your shirt if you told them
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i've never heard someone call me a whore before i guess
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yeah wait let me said let me check a twitter call
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dude we're we're getting more we're back edits let's go
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guys the most viral clip we had is when i actually called him ate it
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w idea clav should do more pr friendly streams on twitch
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it's just not like a word that like makes sense
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alright let me just change the audio to my phone
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well you haven't seen my new hair you dumb fobby tart
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bro was looking for a fucking exit strategy
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wait were the boys in the cob not fucking hating on him today so he did an exit strat
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i should wait until we're on the desktop to look at com
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rip reactions right away on the tv or some shit
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when we put that fucking clip of fiona on the tv that was peak that was fucking hilarious
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i don't know i don't know exactly who it was to be honest
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if you fuck a girl and then you send her off to your friends
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was she like drunk or something she just freely will do that
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threesome or she just fuck both of them separately
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see that would like if i was a girl that would like make me
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you guys are such slip borrowers i didn't mean to say that
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if i was her i wouldn't want to get fucked by two different guys
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yeah so you would want to do it basically what you're saying is like separately
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i don't know wouldn't the guys feel like i'm sharing like why would you want to share
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little slip up right there there go the subscriptions
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that's so annoying that i said that i didn't mean to say that
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wait so do you do the tuck or you got it cut off
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and yesterday they were spamming i had a bbl and it pissed me off
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okay if i have a dick then you have a vagina
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it's not like i just sat here and just started trolling being like
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definitely cortisol spike you're about to piss me off actually
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dude it's not like i just sat here and like came up with that like you literally told me that you have a dick
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sorry i didn't mean to spike that up so hard
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god damn boys i don't know why the fuck this traffic is so bad how far away are we
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we've literally been less than a mile away for like 50 minutes
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you're just like a nigga who doesn't have any money
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all these clavicular clipping pages on x are fucking like peak
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we'll see how bowling goes i might just be too tired
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i don't know there's just some weird boys in the chat
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do you usually reach out when you're on people's streams
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just to know how you could like form the next uh clip form
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no i just like to see what like chat if chat fucks with me or not
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you don't even have to be just like stressing a hard-hearted person
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yeah if you start recording something i was bad bro
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yeah yeah if koki ever just started recording me
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when like i just didn't feel like being on tiktok i'd just start spamming like every single like word in the book
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that's not even racist bro that's just like i need to get out of this
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the the playbook says act like you don't know what it is
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yeah deny deny deny i'm pretty sure it says that uh in the massad handbook
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i don't know how you like just read chat it's just going going going going
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well i don't know most people like their chat is just dead
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you'll see you'll see on your feed tomorrow but oz
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you're gonna let him talk to you like that
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ten thousand viewers thank you for the cheese raid
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i would say like i'm super nice and innocent and like a kind person
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okay so if i'm all those things then you're
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god kill me right now if citrus didn't make her
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yeah then why am i standing right in front of you
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yeah look at the look at the dick in your pants
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hey shout out to all the ytgs in the chat appreciate it
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um i'm actually about to get out this car you're being so fucking annoying with this transgender stuff
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let's go w all right well too bad for for cheese blowing the balance i did that the past couple
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days as well or like the last week we drained the balance two days in a row bro i wanted to
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fucking kill myself i'm not gonna lie to you like that was the closest i ever got from jumping off
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a penthouse uh balcony like fuck bro um you said what on reddit what's on reddit hey
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nothing's on reddit nothing that's a scary word bro yeah not around wait what is reddit um
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you gave jack doherty um what i've never even met him in my life
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wait so your lawyers met and you signed a contract that way i'm not trying to get
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oh you're not with jack oh that's no what the fuck um 20k viewers respect me like that
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fell off all right let's see um hmm stop larp hey what else yeah boys we're getting over to the
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uh one spot right now but fuck this traffic god damn it miami's such a piece of shit i want to
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live anywhere else besides this where should we move where should we move yeah um hmm well you told
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me you're moving to the congo right eventually eventually yeah um and i'm probably yeah her
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and piona are gonna get a they're gonna get a penthouse in uh penthouse is the second story
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by the way a somali penthouse is the first floor
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yeah yeah they're getting a tp hut over there uh yeah yeah hey zelo what up how we doing
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goddamn oh fgf yeah okay i'm thinking moving to maybe clav let's go on a trip to africa together
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trip to africa hmm okay speed world tour now we're talking yeah what would you do in africa
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or sorry open my eyes a little bit open your eyes yeah hmm now we're moving
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all right well what does that mean though open your eyes i just want to like see a different world
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yeah you're like pressing on the pedal yeah for real dude i'm barely pressing on it nah dude you're
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fucking slowing me fucking driving a sprinter so like i'm not used to fucking having to push that
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all right boys fuck sake all right call zirka uh he's still bent w speed bump what the fuck
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clav tell alice a joke nah dude tell me a joke tell me a joke i'm not a fucking jester for your
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amusement first of all all right it's not it's not my thing you're just trying to act tough i'm trying
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to act tough yeah all right if you're so tough let's put the gloves on right now who am i gonna
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fight let's see wait wait what are you trying to do how hard i can hit you i was thinking the other
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way around how are you gonna hit me okay okay you can you can hit me low low and then i'll do it as
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hard as i can so you can do like super light to medium and i can do as hard as i can oh so what like
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you're gonna get to punch me in the face as hard as you can and i'm gonna look smacks you with bone
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smashing yeah the fuck that doesn't seem like a fair trade no thank you jester for our amusement yeah
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i'm a jester for the chat not for you it's crazy all right i don't think this guy could pull a five
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what up bro how you doing five star in the chat oh didn't he hit that as well bro you're being annoying
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no wait really i have literally never streamed with anyone that hits and it's gonna stay that way
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yo five yes or no you can't even keep it yeah i'm just laughing i'm being serious five yes or no let's
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see he's gonna try and get a little clip let's see i'm in the lobby today hmm lmfao no no see
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he said not yet he said he said you're going over there later no why are you cliff farming i'm not
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cliff farmer wait why do people call you clav because that's what what but not your real name
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i actually don't know i actually don't know i'm not trying to be super why do people call me by the
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name that i put on all my social media accounts i mean yeah what does it mean to you it just means like
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the clavicle bones you know why not your real name though my real name sucks it's like mid clav is
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like your initials are pretty yeah my initials are peak but like clav is like what are your initials oh bp
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like like bone pressed like my three inch bone press length yeah yeah bpl all right
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people are just how far are we i'm getting like anxious because i had an energy drink you had an
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energy drink and that's making you anxious yeah we went point one mile before yeah i swear to god
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we're like probably closer walking at this point we might actually be closer walking yeah yeah should we
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we just actually should we actually just walk i'm not even trolling yeah it's small it's small enough
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we're right here right um wait let me see open it up yeah i feel like we should on god just just walk
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just walk yeah there's a train that's why yeah oh there's a train no we'll still be we'll be good
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we'll be good we'll be good yeah we'll be straight this way yeah i have to pee really bad you have to pee
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all right let's go we do the run run club or something
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this is where you run around yeah yeah i usually like to uh run by women like in dark streets at night
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what would you do if i did that uh stop running directions i know where to go all right this way
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all right we out god damn boys that traffic is aids show that
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the all right so we'll just walk walk to the next spot we're right here
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um she's freaking out because she's got a piss and how does an energy drink make you anxious
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like oh my god i need to do something i'm sitting in a car you should try xanax what just kidding
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um definitely don't do that yeah we're mad close though mad close w cameraman we have the weather guard
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too so we should be all right she's like misting a little bit what's your favorite weather
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uh this because it makes sure that girls can't fraud with makeup you know we're getting to see the
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real you hey i put on some concealer today i'm like breaking out i don't know why
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hmm are you on your period do you have a peptide for that uh just accutane no
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are you on period no i am gonna be next week next week oh oh right well i thought you're on birth
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control yeah you still get your period on birth control pills oh you're not on like yeah no i'm
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not on the one in my arm no oh okay all right why don't you do that wouldn't that make things
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easier for you makes you fat and not able to have babies oh do not why i don't see a train i think
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we're good imagine a train just comes kills us i have to pee so bad god all right um do you want to
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what piss in the middle of the street here i'm about to give everybody a show i actually have to
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pee so bad oh all right i mean you could probably go and like i think is it far or no no it's literally
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you see no i sure i don't know look which one bro
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oh yeah exactly we're close or we could just rip it in uh in public you know right call nick maybe on
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saturday i'll uh i'll try to set something up with nick eventually clab just what do you know what the
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donald trump grip is yes so they're spamming in the chat what do you think about donald trump you like
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trump yeah he's cool go right here go right where what do you think about trump oh my god my socks are
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oh oh yeah yeah word you're you like trump i mean i think he's all right he's cool i guess
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yeah i think politics are kind of gesture though to be fair not into them i should probably probably
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educate myself more though no why would you educate yourself on politics that seems like such a waste of
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time i don't know i think it's good but to be educated vote nah it's better to do stupid like uh
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like this right now so have you ever voted or no no no have i ever voted that's ridiculous
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yes so let me get this straight i'm supposed to go to a voting booth wait in the line and click a
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button that's what i'm supposed to do it's been hours of day doing ridiculous nonsense but the vote
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doesn't even count how do you know it doesn't count what if your because it's right what if your voice
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vote changed the president like change she won then i think the country would be screwed oh sure
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all right all right let's see i i'm voting clav next president you're gonna write in clav yeah
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what policy change would i reenact i'm not sure i'll be first lady hmm i don't know man
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all right i don't know if uh any of the countries would take us serious after that one don't you think
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i think they i think they'd with me they'd with you yeah hmm they might subscribe to you it's good news
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look do you do um like fully like crazy stuff on there or just like bikini like pictures of yourself
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um i showed myself nude before but i've never done porn yeah damn just being honest i mean i wouldn't
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say like crazy i try not to like show my face or anything try not to show your face on the other
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app i was kind of od let's just say on the other app yeah that's why yeah oh okay yeah all right yeah
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we'll go right here all right let's see if we're going to this one i thought we were doing something
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else no wait what have you been to this one no i've never been i bet yeah i thought we were going
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to batting no i canceled that was 40 minutes away oh my god it's so cold yeah yeah
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i don't know all right let's get after it now are we gonna have for a second actually we might not
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where you stay in la i live in beverly hills brother so brother fella david laid vibes on the youtube
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bit keep it up thank you man that means a lot that was kind of what i was going for should we do
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do we have to do like a long bowling game excuse me then our bathroom okay yeah all right
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god you're following me to the bathroom i was gonna go myself but i'll wait i'll let you go first
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yeah we'll set it up well uh see us yeah that's it nice to meet you too bro yeah
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two okay so well if you were looking for like an hour worth of bowling you have a three-day special
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just um what i'm just gonna put my card and we'll just we're not going to be that long and we need
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yo oh you muted her chat's gonna hate you for that
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i don't know we're gonna have to wait a second hey where's that where's the chair
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All right, so give her this ticket and she can figure that out
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And then I I just have to use the bathroom as well, and I think we'll be
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Yeah, go get your size. I didn't know I don't want to guess
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Yeah, well you mean you can just wait here for a second
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I'm gonna pull it with the car rails for all I got
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I'm still hungry. Burger King didn't fill me up.
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What's like a funny name I should put for class?
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I picked your name so you have to pick my name I picked your name so you have to pick
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I picked your name yes sir they told me to I don't even know what it means I don't know what it means
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yo what's the fuck yes sir you can pick my name alright don't pick who means I'm listening to what's happening
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yo I'm already the fuck don't call me a fucking jester the fuck are you serious all right let's go
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is that a typo definitely not that was pretty intentional all right come on all right let's go
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um wait so are we doing guardrails we are right what we have to do guardrails oh why because
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bro I suck no I know how to bowl I'm better at bowling than the other thing we can do that no that's
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cheating guardrails is cheating fuck no yes it is
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yeah I might be fucked here if we're not doing guardrails all right we won't do guardrails
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all right no no we'll do we'll do normal I'll go first wait I'm up right all right
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oh fuck dude that would have been a nice way to start out the night god damn it all right one more
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I'll see wait why are you good I thought you're bad I thought you're bad you thought I was gonna be bad
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let me show you how it's done all right show me how it's done what size should I get what size
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you got yeah probably bang I need a high roll soundboard on god like I need like the bang
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soundboard it's too late she got big arms you know my real way Alice why is your right arm so much
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bigger yeah yeah that's actually crazy yeah no it's like way bigger do you do like not like more
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muscle yeah I swear my life I swear my life all right god now we're not doing guardrails I'm better
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at bowling I usually have a warm-up round though so fuck like in everything usually that was my warm-up
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round too oh there's more hammer curls yeah that's why her right arm's bigger yeah bro
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damn you fucking suck dude holy shit oh my god all right let's see what we can come up with here
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why are you playing fuck dude I'm coming I'm hitting the wrong uh I forgot you're supposed to hit the
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other side with the spin it's been a little while since I bowled so I don't really remember how to do
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it too much all right fuck oh that's not gonna hit oh so close god damn what's up do you have hard
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liquor okay okay um you don't wanna oh my god I'll just take a diet coke actually yeah please and you want
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anything else you guys want water what did you get I got a diet coke I didn't
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get booze yeah two waters in a diet coke let's see did she hit it you
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professional bowling oh my god yeah I think you should stick to definitely be
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in a hole I think that's probably a better idea let's go I'm getting them all this
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time fuck that was bad dude I'm I'm so washed at bowling on god I'm actually so
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bad this is embarrassing if I was actually playing against someone good
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it because how do you spin it I'm just good with my fingers I know yeah but it's
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wait I break it an error has been detected the technician has been called I broke it
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dude I broke the game I'm too good holy shit boys I broke the game holy fuck
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technician broke it we get a new lane I'm saying what the beefing I feel like I'm
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at a black guy's house you know yeah yeah the smuggler bro what yeah I don't know
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what this beeping is hey how's it going boys oh yeah yeah he's not gonna fix it he's gonna let
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beep I don't want a diet coke too you want a diet coke yeah could I get a diet coke with a lemon too
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thank you I need a lemon yeah why why why not a regular coke oh is that diet no but like why are you
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getting a diet one not a regular oh I think it tastes better am I making you insecure I don't know I just
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was making sure are we good all right I don't really like soda too much of course oh my god dude I broke
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the game I'm too good I'm telling you I'm telling you right now reset button okay BBC is not doing well
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oh you actually hit one you hit the pin yeah okay not bad god damn time to go home new lane
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no I need to get up on god I need to get a strike before we leave I need a strike
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when you hit it and then you hit it again so like you said when you hit it and then you hit it again
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yeah so that's like tonight and then tomorrow oh okay my bad
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all right Alice get a hold of yourself all right now I'm up so I'm uh I'm gonna show her how it's done
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wait do I not get another shot appointment tonight books huh geez what I can tell you salty about the
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jester name yeah I'm pretty mad about that really I don't know it's not a cortisol spike I'm just mad
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I didn't know what it meant I said what should I name him they all started spanish I saw that I literally
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had the chat open while I was pissing I was like what I was like what are they gonna tell her I was
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gonna pin a message hmm bet on the game oh yeah let's put up five racks but I'm gonna lose
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put up five rocks all right so if I win oh I keep pushing this okay if I win you have to take me on a game
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bet and if you win you have to stay I have to what okay if you win what I get five racks
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um let's see let me think of it if I win um okay if you win then we still have to go on a date but
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I'll pay oh we can do whatever you want lose lose I can do whatever I want no no no like on the date
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oh okay all right yeah let's go let's lock in all right let's go oh wait no is it isn't she up
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no no it's oh so I have to go one more time yeah I bet are you sure I'm up it looks like you're up
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bro players it's jester yeah it's me fuck dude I'm getting mad
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what dude what is this fucking luck what is this shit I'm being trolled that was for her
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no that was not for her now she's up no I have to be up now you're up you're up okay what number
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should I do um I would do I do the medium where what's your color um yeah the orange one
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this for class take me on a date okay I'll see it yeah
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turn me up boys all right now you got one more shot okay okay what should I how many
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should I try and hit like four yeah what's the goal all right try to hit them all
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four all right you got two right not bad two days go so we already did one we did burger king
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now we did we did mini golf and we did this so that's I'm already done with my obligation
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let's go oh oh that's a good one that's the funniest joke you told all day all right let's
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see boys um damn straight gutter oh dude this is so embarrassing bro I'm fucking trash
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I'm gonna put you on to something you better put me on to something are you putting lemon in my
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fucking diet coke it tastes better just trust me do you trust me fuck no I want to throw this at
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your head okay just trust me oh shit oh fuck see it's a cortisol that's why you never spike your
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cortisol now I'm mad on God okay try it it's sweeter do you like it no do you taste the difference yeah
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so I just put you on you made me want to go get another one ruined it all right let's see
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boys what does the winner get this ass no I'm kidding
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oh she got one I got one though fire okay this is the winner I'm gonna do something like heavier
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a large guys large is the best time for us yeah I don't know if you'd know too much about that
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not like large yes you seem like you like like the smaller like yeah
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yeah yo spare strike oh okay you're getting a little better so how you gonna get both of them at once
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though no I already went oh that was her second oh she completely missed yeah all right let's go with
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that I think I need to go with the heavier ball oh god do extra large all right bet
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fuck that's uh that's not it the XL is not it I'll work I'll practice with it
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I was doing better at the start but I'm now I'm shit
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okay not the worst in the world but oh what the fuck I'm so mad my diet coke got ruined
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you know it tastes better he just doesn't want to admit
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shit tastes worse than Alice's box god damn
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someone in the chat is named holy fuck look at this name
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all right I need to walk into it is what they're saying
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I don't know it's I know you're supposed to hit the right side but
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I'm not that good I'm not that good at this shit
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all right yeah honestly that's not even like
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I thought she was gonna miss it to be honest with you
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yeah I've been doing the tuck the whole time
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that's why I had to wear these really tight pants boys
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all right let me make sure everything's all good
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maybe I shouldn't have told her what to do
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dude I'm getting so many fucking close calls here
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yeah let's go get something real fast from here