Teaching Subhumans How To LOOKSMAX
Episode Stats
Words per minute
141.63751
Harmful content
Misogyny
5
sentences flagged
Toxicity
62
sentences flagged
Hate speech
27
sentences flagged
Summary
On this episode of the the boys are joined by a special guest, Clav. We talk about the past, present, and future of the NBA Playoffs, the upcoming NBA Finals, and much more!
Transcript
00:00:00.000
what's up gang hey bro what's up what you getting up to
00:00:06.000
bro nice house bro hey thanks man do you know how i got this house what do you know how i got this
00:00:13.600
house um it might work oh good stuff bro actually keep up with that i was about to say don't be a
00:00:21.920
loser on monkey but he's actually he's actually working so he's actually doing the right thing
00:00:28.880
why is he still there he's actually he was he was going about it in the right way
0.97
00:00:39.200
what's up you can't even see the house low hey bro house is nice to him some people uh
00:00:53.200
is everyone on here a bot theater mode all right but
00:00:59.360
dude i'm pale max as right now i actually need to get a tan what's going on
00:01:06.640
yo what up girls only dude i don't want to pay for that yo what up how's it going what's up man
00:01:13.920
what you boys getting up to then chilling chilling yeah yeah i'm pulling
00:01:20.800
bro why did you keep me you know all right um i don't really know they don't they don't speak too much
00:01:28.080
but yeah i know i have to pay for the the girls only thing i'm pretty sure i have to do that
00:01:33.600
off camera what's up brother you from delaware from delaware no
00:01:40.480
do you work on technology like you do like programming and stuff programming not exactly
00:01:47.840
what do you do um i do exclusive content like you know casting couch
00:01:54.320
wait what do you know what the casting couch is have you ever seen that no explain
00:02:00.000
um so basically like before like porn stars could get um onto like the the big platforms they have
0.99
00:02:08.000
to do the casting couch you've never so so like before they get fucked like you're the person to
0.99
00:02:13.760
like oil them up and like yeah i have to like test them out a little bit is essentially what i mean
0.98
00:02:19.280
so like you don't have to be doped up on a lot of medicines so they can like suck for like hours and
00:02:24.560
hours you're the person i just have to i gotta stretch them out you know what i'm saying gotta
0.99
00:02:29.200
stretch them out so that um you know motherfuckers like you you know could uh could you know last
0.99
00:02:38.160
more like me more like me boo i don't have a fetish for that type of
1.00
00:02:40.320
shit i don't get into everything i gotta stretch them out bro so i fuck these bitches first
1.00
00:02:44.880
no dude so i'm gonna stay so you do the yoga part okay no no no no no no no
1.00
00:02:51.040
uh let's see what are we saying free one million view clip hey thank you
00:02:59.440
uh let's see let's see let's see let's see what do we got clav you said your yoga
00:03:11.280
is that your song all right that's you and the dogs
00:03:36.640
okay cool and i'm trying to eat right now are you streaming whoa yeah i'm streaming what kind of
00:03:46.000
liquor is that homie how many views you got in the tip we got 9.2k hey it's 9.2k
00:03:58.480
what's up with the schema inside bro what what the are you talking about he angry bro he angry
00:04:05.440
yeah what's he angry about what are you talking what'd you keep what's he angry about be honest
00:04:17.040
one of his hoes is what no one of his hoes got some hoes oh yeah so what's he gonna do
1.00
00:04:25.920
if you agree with clav's message and you're serious about improving your look you guys are
00:04:29.840
going to want to check out clav's community on school once you're inside you get access to over
00:04:33.840
a hundred courses on looks maxing pharmacology nootropics and social skills plus you get weekly
00:04:39.680
calls with clav to get feedback and guidance in real time so if you guys want the absolute
00:04:44.160
best information on looking better and access to a community of people who want to improve their look
0.94
00:04:48.800
you guys are going to want to check this one out okay we finna blow the crib up i guess you finna shoot
1.00
00:04:52.720
the crib up okay both is that a big-ass bottle of wine both yeah yeah what the fuck kind of shit is that
1.00
00:05:04.880
uh drink what type of question is that i never seen a motherfucker drinking out of a barrel of wine
0.99
00:05:10.320
before a shootout i'm gonna show you again what the can you at least pop a perk like a normal person
0.99
00:05:22.800
all right whatever you say man but this is some interesting
00:05:25.200
thing out of that you gotta chase the perk with the alcohol we only do tens rp tens they came over
0.98
00:05:31.200
there 25 60. bro you're fucking chasing with red wine oh the baby hell yeah no it's not red wine
1.00
00:05:37.760
red wine before a drill are you serious i know it's good wine though that's cooking wine dumbass
1.00
00:05:58.640
let's see yo what up how's it going homie what's up you guys slumped over there
0.72
00:06:04.800
he high or what yeah he has fun yeah yeah he's got to start uh being a real man you know what's
1.00
00:06:17.040
me oh man oh man what one blunt puts you to sleep motherfucker
1.00
00:06:24.720
it's not one blood we smoke two we smoke like a one you think two makes you a man wait till your
1.00
00:06:29.840
balls drop buddy no he can smoke like 10 woods nah he can't do bro he's passed out look at him
0.93
00:06:36.640
i thought you were wrong with those one more one more hit he's going to play your mama
1.00
00:06:44.480
that could go under a surgery and he wouldn't even realize right now
00:06:50.720
you can't smoke for man come on now yo what up how's it going bro
00:06:59.840
what you doing uh just chilling bro talking to people what's your name cloud
00:07:08.880
yo ain't you that one streamer bro yeah i'm not one streamer bro nice to meet you wait did you get
00:07:14.080
arrested bro yeah i got arrested for what for what for being too real bro for you like my hearing yeah
00:07:26.000
i spend uh i spend a lot of time in the pen man you know so i'm i'm gonna be the same bro
0.98
00:07:32.400
that's all i'm gonna tell you shit gets real you know what you are you live right now you could fake
0.96
00:07:38.640
on the internet like the rest of these guys but you know that should change me that should change me
0.99
00:07:44.320
mud it is yeah you know what i'm saying yeah bro so i got hey bro free dirty yeah i got ptsd and
0.97
00:07:53.920
shit bro let's see zesty institutionalized duke monkey with zeta i don't know how duos work i think
0.98
00:08:02.240
my computer's too laggy clap you've been in jail for one day i know bro that changes you real
0.99
00:08:10.000
shit what's up combi oh i know that's how i know it's not coffee because he's actually got money
0.98
00:08:20.000
all right he's got 100 bucks that's definitely not comfy hey what up how's it going what's up bro
0.99
00:08:29.200
is that a what are you wearing right now what what brand is that
00:08:34.320
uh i didn't understand anything yeah let's see you were locked up with sam bankman free yo what up
00:08:45.600
how's it going i'm doing all right what about you panda express did you door dash that at all
0.98
00:08:51.920
places you picked panda express why not how retarded are you
0.96
00:08:58.000
what have you not no chick-fil-a not no like that
0.99
00:09:07.600
no i already know you're about to be up a storm for two weeks
1.00
00:09:11.520
so you're fucked tell you the truth yep she knows it too
0.99
00:09:17.680
osama what's going on what up homeboy oh not too much any any new towers you're targeting
1.00
00:09:25.040
that's not cool bro that's not cool man i know it's not cool but it's funny bro my wife's husband
00:09:35.920
got killed in the twin towers you're joking about the ship yep i am all right
00:09:47.040
i actually did i'm on my hub do a lot with sneko i converted it gets way too real in there bro hey what
00:09:57.920
what up how's it going man bro your name is osama yeah is it real yeah you know oh who are you do you know
00:10:08.480
him no i don't hmm he's really good at hide and seek man is he that's what i've been told
00:10:18.800
that's what you've been told okay who told you lucifer
00:10:25.760
that was actually kind of funny you look very professional very professional i know i am i keep
00:10:38.560
it real like you you you look like hey i didn't want to like i don't know you even let's see
00:10:44.640
for real how old are you are you on stream i am on stream is that your song
00:10:50.640
hey nice to meet you how are you guys doing good hi having a good day what's up man nice to meet you
00:11:02.160
all right you guys take care um okay bang yeah they're chill what's up homie
0.86
00:11:11.440
yeah i bet i fucking retarded see what's good what up bro how's it going what's
0.99
00:11:16.320
so why are you dude this kind of looks like the indian cheeser for some reason i don't know
0.96
00:11:22.000
i don't know why i thought of cheeser when i saw this guy no idea i couldn't tell you why but
00:11:28.640
let's see i'm way too white i'm way too white someone said what who joe boxing clip send in the
00:11:37.920
twitter comp is valid there no you saying he mugged him hell no hell no what up arizona
0.97
00:11:46.320
how's arizona pretty shitty bro pretty shitty yep i'm hoping that you have a vpn right yep good
0.96
00:11:55.520
good good okay it's making sure you gotta be too careful but i am i am in arizona though
0.99
00:12:01.920
oh well your vpn's not working then dude what are you retarded or what
0.98
00:12:09.280
well if you're actually in arizona and this app is saying that you're in arizona
0.89
00:12:13.520
you could still like me you could still be i know you can still have it showing in arizona but
00:12:20.960
what i'm saying is that like why would you have it say that you're in arizona if you're in arizona
1.00
00:12:26.000
because the vpn that i use has one of their uh whatever proxies in arizona oh okay stupid faggot
1.00
00:12:36.640
damn i was actually trying to be nice yeah i was capping to him i i don't have a vpn bro
0.99
00:12:43.040
i don't even know what i'm talking about i don't even know i should act like i uh
0.98
00:12:49.200
oh my god let's see how's capping yo what up how's it going
00:13:03.600
yo what up dude what are all these people doing on here trying to thirst trap go iro
00:13:10.160
and do what i can't go to bars i can't go to clubs i can't go to asu
0.99
00:13:13.760
what am i gonna go irl for hell no man i'm gonna just stay on it's so sexy ass up
0.99
00:13:20.960
the did you just say to me wait could i have a burger from the fridge
0.99
00:13:34.480
hold on give me one second brother shut the up for a sec uh would you just heat it up for like a
00:13:42.560
little bit in the microwave thanks all right go go ahead what do you have to say i was asking why
0.97
00:13:48.720
your camera was so good oh my bad i thought you're being a dick oh um i don't know i do live streaming
0.88
00:13:57.280
oh that's cool bram yeah um check pinned okay yo i'm streaming bro bro this is why you like
0.94
00:14:08.240
hey your camera yo yo i like the moissanite this is no motion is it blinking though put it on god
00:14:18.480
is this motion night nice nice nice nice nice hey hey are you streaming on twitch how many views yeah
00:14:27.040
that's so that's so buddy come on now come on now good i never saw you all right take care bro get
0.71
00:14:36.720
yourself a real chain and come back buddy get yourself a real fucking chain yeah come on now come on now
0.99
00:14:43.200
what's up what up guys i like the uh headband looks good man good
1.00
00:14:50.000
all right what a fucking useless piece of how's it going man yo what up um you tell me is that a bone
0.99
00:15:02.000
smash marker in your chin or my driven oh no no it's just a uh
1.00
00:15:12.080
log what is that this is that your chalk bag something like that hmm what's in there
00:15:28.640
my pills what kind of pills are those it okay i stepped on something it was for my toe but like
00:15:36.640
i don't take them no more because i don't need them colognes what kind of trap bag is that you got
0.98
00:15:43.040
flintstone gummies in there too no motherfucker got advil and cologne all right um my my needs
1.00
00:15:54.560
damn bro that's your ass what's supposed to what's supposed to be in my wallet oh my god
1.00
00:16:03.920
yeah pull the band right now huh pull the band right now from that bag baby you don't need to see
1.00
00:16:09.760
what's my wallet yeah you don't know you don't got in there you know my meals hell no um
00:16:20.640
he's getting out of what yo oh hell yeah yo what's up man how's it going
00:16:26.560
are you clavicular um yeah i actually love your streams i'm not gonna lie
00:16:35.840
hey um obviously i have a question should i take uh mt1 or mt2 to get tan is there ketchup in the back
00:16:44.560
uh mt1 or mt2 uh it really depends on on uh how selective you want to be
00:16:52.480
with your receptors like mt1 will work better just for getting tan with no side effects but
00:16:57.040
some of the side effects are kind of good not gonna lie like uh you know the appetite suppression
00:17:01.760
the boners so i kind of like mt2 yeah you know dry ass burger all right now i know what it's called
0.60
00:17:09.760
hey hey you have all right take care buddy all right give me something to react to that's long
00:17:16.000
forum while i eat my burger clap yeah what's up man look at this it's a real game this ain't real
00:17:24.160
gang all meat is real clav all right let me watch uh sing out