Clavicular - Teaching Subhumans How To LOOKSMAX

00:00:00.000 what's up gang hey bro what's up what you getting up to

00:00:06.000 bro nice house bro hey thanks man do you know how i got this house what do you know how i got this

00:00:13.600 house um it might work oh good stuff bro actually keep up with that i was about to say don't be a

00:00:21.920 loser on monkey but he's actually he's actually working so he's actually doing the right thing

00:00:28.880 why is he still there he's actually he was he was going about it in the right way 0.97

00:00:35.280 all right yo what's up gang

00:00:39.200 what's up you can't even see the house low hey bro house is nice to him some people uh

00:00:44.800 they don't need much come on now yo what's up

00:00:53.200 is everyone on here a bot theater mode all right but

00:00:59.360 dude i'm pale max as right now i actually need to get a tan what's going on

00:01:06.640 yo what up girls only dude i don't want to pay for that yo what up how's it going what's up man

00:01:13.920 what you boys getting up to then chilling chilling yeah yeah i'm pulling

00:01:20.800 bro why did you keep me you know all right um i don't really know they don't they don't speak too much

00:01:28.080 but yeah i know i have to pay for the the girls only thing i'm pretty sure i have to do that

00:01:33.600 off camera what's up brother you from delaware from delaware no

00:01:40.480 do you work on technology like you do like programming and stuff programming not exactly

00:01:47.840 what do you do um i do exclusive content like you know casting couch

00:01:54.320 wait what do you know what the casting couch is have you ever seen that no explain

00:02:00.000 um so basically like before like porn stars could get um onto like the the big platforms they have 0.99

00:02:08.000 to do the casting couch you've never so so like before they get fucked like you're the person to 0.99

00:02:13.760 like oil them up and like yeah i have to like test them out a little bit is essentially what i mean 0.98

00:02:19.280 so like you don't have to be doped up on a lot of medicines so they can like suck for like hours and

00:02:24.080 hours and hours you're the person

00:02:24.560 hours you're the person i just have to i gotta stretch them out you know what i'm saying gotta 0.99

00:02:29.200 stretch them out so that um you know motherfuckers like you you know could uh could you know last 0.99

00:02:38.160 more like me more like me boo i don't have a fetish for that type of 1.00

00:02:40.320 shit i don't get into everything i gotta stretch them out bro so i fuck these bitches first 1.00

00:02:44.880 no dude so i'm gonna stay so you do the yoga part okay no no no no no no no 1.00

00:02:51.040 uh let's see what are we saying free one million view clip hey thank you

00:02:59.440 uh let's see let's see let's see let's see what do we got clav you said your yoga

00:03:09.920 yo what up how's it going

00:03:11.280 is that your song all right that's you and the dogs

00:03:29.600 yeah turn that off man

00:03:33.600 never play that again let's see

00:03:36.640 okay cool and i'm trying to eat right now are you streaming whoa yeah i'm streaming what kind of

00:03:46.000 liquor is that homie how many views you got in the tip we got 9.2k hey it's 9.2k

00:03:58.480 what's up with the schema inside bro what what the are you talking about he angry bro he angry

00:04:05.440 yeah what's he angry about what are you talking what'd you keep what's he angry about be honest

00:04:17.040 one of his hoes is what no one of his hoes got some hoes oh yeah so what's he gonna do 1.00

00:04:25.920 if you agree with clav's message and you're serious about improving your look you guys are

00:04:29.840 going to want to check out clav's community on school once you're inside you get access to over

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00:04:44.160 best information on looking better and access to a community of people who want to improve their look 0.94

00:04:48.800 you guys are going to want to check this one out okay we finna blow the crib up i guess you finna shoot 1.00

00:04:52.720 the crib up okay both is that a big-ass bottle of wine both yeah yeah what the fuck kind of shit is that 1.00

00:05:04.880 uh drink what type of question is that i never seen a motherfucker drinking out of a barrel of wine 0.99

00:05:10.320 before a shootout i'm gonna show you again what the can you at least pop a perk like a normal person 0.99

00:05:22.800 all right whatever you say man but this is some interesting

00:05:25.200 thing out of that you gotta chase the perk with the alcohol we only do tens rp tens they came over 0.98

00:05:31.200 there 25 60. bro you're fucking chasing with red wine oh the baby hell yeah no it's not red wine 1.00

00:05:37.760 red wine before a drill are you serious i know it's good wine though that's cooking wine dumbass 1.00

00:05:43.280 oh my god bro for real 0.98

00:05:58.640 let's see yo what up how's it going homie what's up you guys slumped over there 0.72

00:06:04.800 he high or what yeah he has fun yeah yeah he's got to start uh being a real man you know what's 1.00

00:06:17.040 me oh man oh man what one blunt puts you to sleep motherfucker 1.00

00:06:24.720 it's not one blood we smoke two we smoke like a one you think two makes you a man wait till your 1.00

00:06:29.840 balls drop buddy no he can smoke like 10 woods nah he can't do bro he's passed out look at him 0.93

00:06:36.640 i thought you were wrong with those one more one more hit he's going to play your mama 1.00

00:06:44.480 that could go under a surgery and he wouldn't even realize right now

00:06:50.720 you can't smoke for man come on now yo what up how's it going bro

00:06:59.840 what you doing uh just chilling bro talking to people what's your name cloud

00:07:08.880 yo ain't you that one streamer bro yeah i'm not one streamer bro nice to meet you wait did you get

00:07:14.080 arrested bro yeah i got arrested for what for what for being too real bro for you like my hearing yeah

00:07:26.000 i spend uh i spend a lot of time in the pen man you know so i'm i'm gonna be the same bro 0.98

00:07:32.400 that's all i'm gonna tell you shit gets real you know what you are you live right now you could fake 0.96

00:07:38.640 on the internet like the rest of these guys but you know that should change me that should change me 0.99

00:07:44.320 mud it is yeah you know what i'm saying yeah bro so i got hey bro free dirty yeah i got ptsd and 0.97

00:07:53.920 shit bro let's see zesty institutionalized duke monkey with zeta i don't know how duos work i think 0.98

00:08:02.240 my computer's too laggy clap you've been in jail for one day i know bro that changes you real 0.99

00:08:10.000 shit what's up combi oh i know that's how i know it's not coffee because he's actually got money 0.98

00:08:20.000 all right he's got 100 bucks that's definitely not comfy hey what up how's it going what's up bro 0.99

00:08:29.200 is that a what are you wearing right now what what brand is that

00:08:34.320 uh i didn't understand anything yeah let's see you were locked up with sam bankman free yo what up

00:08:45.600 how's it going i'm doing all right what about you panda express did you door dash that at all 0.98

00:08:51.920 places you picked panda express why not how retarded are you 0.96

00:08:58.000 what have you not no chick-fil-a not no like that 0.99

00:09:07.600 no i already know you're about to be up a storm for two weeks 1.00

00:09:11.520 so you're fucked tell you the truth yep she knows it too 0.99

00:09:17.680 osama what's going on what up homeboy oh not too much any any new towers you're targeting 1.00

00:09:25.040 that's not cool bro that's not cool man i know it's not cool but it's funny bro my wife's husband

00:09:35.920 got killed in the twin towers you're joking about the ship yep i am all right

00:09:45.040 converted to islam in jail yeah i did 0.55

00:09:47.040 i actually did i'm on my hub do a lot with sneko i converted it gets way too real in there bro hey what

00:09:57.920 what up how's it going man bro your name is osama yeah is it real yeah you know oh who are you do you know

00:10:08.480 him no i don't hmm he's really good at hide and seek man is he that's what i've been told

00:10:18.800 that's what you've been told okay who told you lucifer

00:10:24.240 i bet you thought that was a good one huh

00:10:25.760 that was actually kind of funny you look very professional very professional i know i am i keep

00:10:38.560 it real like you you you look like hey i didn't want to like i don't know you even let's see

00:10:44.640 for real how old are you are you on stream i am on stream is that your song

00:10:50.640 hey nice to meet you how are you guys doing good hi having a good day what's up man nice to meet you

00:11:02.160 all right you guys take care um okay bang yeah they're chill what's up homie 0.86

00:11:11.440 yeah i bet i fucking retarded see what's good what up bro how's it going what's 0.99

00:11:16.320 so why are you dude this kind of looks like the indian cheeser for some reason i don't know 0.96

00:11:22.000 i don't know why i thought of cheeser when i saw this guy no idea i couldn't tell you why but

00:11:28.640 let's see i'm way too white i'm way too white someone said what who joe boxing clip send in the

00:11:37.920 twitter comp is valid there no you saying he mugged him hell no hell no what up arizona 0.97

00:11:46.320 how's arizona pretty shitty bro pretty shitty yep i'm hoping that you have a vpn right yep good 0.96

00:11:55.520 good good okay it's making sure you gotta be too careful but i am i am in arizona though 0.99

00:12:01.920 oh well your vpn's not working then dude what are you retarded or what 0.98

00:12:09.280 well if you're actually in arizona and this app is saying that you're in arizona 0.89

00:12:13.520 you could still like me you could still be i know you can still have it showing in arizona but

00:12:20.960 what i'm saying is that like why would you have it say that you're in arizona if you're in arizona 1.00

00:12:26.000 because the vpn that i use has one of their uh whatever proxies in arizona oh okay stupid faggot 1.00

00:12:36.640 damn i was actually trying to be nice yeah i was capping to him i i don't have a vpn bro 0.99

00:12:43.040 i don't even know what i'm talking about i don't even know i should act like i uh 0.98

00:12:49.200 oh my god let's see how's capping yo what up how's it going

00:12:59.200 yo what up how's it going eduardo

00:13:03.600 yo what up dude what are all these people doing on here trying to thirst trap go iro

00:13:10.160 and do what i can't go to bars i can't go to clubs i can't go to asu 0.99

00:13:13.760 what am i gonna go irl for hell no man i'm gonna just stay on it's so sexy ass up 0.99

00:13:20.960 the did you just say to me wait could i have a burger from the fridge 0.99

00:13:28.000 appreciate it yo what up dog should be in this

00:13:34.480 hold on give me one second brother shut the up for a sec uh would you just heat it up for like a

00:13:42.560 little bit in the microwave thanks all right go go ahead what do you have to say i was asking why 0.97

00:13:48.720 your camera was so good oh my bad i thought you're being a dick oh um i don't know i do live streaming 0.88

00:13:57.280 oh that's cool bram yeah um check pinned okay yo i'm streaming bro bro this is why you like 0.94

00:14:08.240 hey your camera yo yo i like the moissanite this is no motion is it blinking though put it on god

00:14:18.480 is this motion night nice nice nice nice nice hey hey are you streaming on twitch how many views yeah

00:14:27.040 that's so that's so buddy come on now come on now good i never saw you all right take care bro get 0.71

00:14:36.720 yourself a real chain and come back buddy get yourself a real fucking chain yeah come on now come on now 0.99

00:14:43.200 what's up what up guys i like the uh headband looks good man good 1.00

00:14:50.000 all right what a fucking useless piece of how's it going man yo what up um you tell me is that a bone 0.99

00:15:02.000 smash marker in your chin or my driven oh no no it's just a uh 1.00

00:15:10.880 yeah i don't know what that is

00:15:12.080 log what is that this is that your chalk bag something like that hmm what's in there

00:15:28.640 my pills what kind of pills are those it okay i stepped on something it was for my toe but like

00:15:36.640 i don't take them no more because i don't need them colognes what kind of trap bag is that you got 0.98

00:15:43.040 flintstone gummies in there too no motherfucker got advil and cologne all right um my my needs 1.00

00:15:54.560 damn bro that's your ass what's supposed to what's supposed to be in my wallet oh my god 1.00

00:16:03.920 yeah pull the band right now huh pull the band right now from that bag baby you don't need to see 1.00

00:16:09.760 what's my wallet yeah you don't know you don't got in there you know my meals hell no um

00:16:20.640 he's getting out of what yo oh hell yeah yo what's up man how's it going

00:16:26.560 are you clavicular um yeah i actually love your streams i'm not gonna lie

00:16:35.840 hey um obviously i have a question should i take uh mt1 or mt2 to get tan is there ketchup in the back

00:16:44.560 uh mt1 or mt2 uh it really depends on on uh how selective you want to be

00:16:52.480 with your receptors like mt1 will work better just for getting tan with no side effects but

00:16:57.040 some of the side effects are kind of good not gonna lie like uh you know the appetite suppression

00:17:01.760 the boners so i kind of like mt2 yeah you know dry ass burger all right now i know what it's called 0.60

00:17:09.760 hey hey you have all right take care buddy all right give me something to react to that's long

00:17:16.000 forum while i eat my burger clap yeah what's up man look at this it's a real game this ain't real

00:17:24.160 gang all meat is real clav all right let me watch uh sing out

Clavicular - February 13, 2026

Teaching Subhumans How To LOOKSMAX

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