Spending The Night with ASU Baddies
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Length
1 hour and 13 minutes
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166.26457
Harmful content
Misogyny
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Summary
On this episode, the guys talk about a party they threw at a friend's house. It was a night of drinking, dancing, food, and general party fun. We hope you enjoy this episode as much as we enjoyed throwing it!
Transcript
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We're literally crashing through shit and throwing a party.
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All right, the speaker should be good right here.
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I'm going to have to hop on while I'm streaming.
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I don't know how it works, like the beefs and stuff.
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Yeah, we're all a little older, so we're all friends now.
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Maybe when we're freshmen, we're like beefing and shit.
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I have more pre-gap pills in my pocket for tomorrow.
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David and Barry's are really clutching up with the shit.
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I spam invited a bunch of people, so I don't know what the fuck's going to happen.
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Once the music gets going, and we're actually able to go into the house, too.
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But, yeah, you guys fucking gave us a good time tonight, so...
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Because the itinerary that they gave me, they don't really understand, like, you know,
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Yeah, we're gonna get the producer to do an event one day, brother.
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So there could be some stuff in Miami that we could fly you guys and do that.
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Because you guys are entertaining for the stream, so we'll probably get you guys out there.
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We've been planning a trip to Miami, so if we ever do come to...
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Like we would take like super like chopped people and like they would talk to you and like do like a speech...
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I can't believe when I was giving my number to one girl, another girl took a picture of it.
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Wait guys, we have to add them back to the crazy group.
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Like the pledge is having to clean shit up
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Do you want to come grab the shirt with me or no?
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She's like, you see, he looks down, he's retreating, he takes everything back.
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You should ask her if she likes riding horses a little too much.
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He thinks he mobs you, so you might even humble him a little bit.
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You know, I'm probably sober because I'm pregnant.
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So when we get bookings, like we have a booking on Saturday.
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So you just go for an hour and it's like easy bag, you know?
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Yeah, I mean, I'm just like, I can't even talk to him because he's getting swarmed.
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You can technically have like a glass of wine, but...
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You already got a little terrorist girl at home.
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Make sure you don't let him be gay or something.
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Hey, does anyone have some high quality tequila?
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He played baseball with you in fucking elementary school.
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These hits, like, do you mind if I get a picture of my voice?
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Yeah, you get committed if you drink out of that, bro.
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There's definitely ecstasy or some type of drug in there, and I'm all for it, but...
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Going all around the country, we're collecting fans, you know?
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Hey, did I get a picture now that I brought them, bro?
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You got to hold up our sorority signs for us.
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If you're not going to drink it, I'll drink it.
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I popped pills that are way more fucked than that.
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That are like 10 times worse than alcohol.
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It's literally like I'm way more fucked up than every single person at this party.
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Well, let me grab your number and we'll make something happen.
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Because I got this huge Airbnb, and I need a lady to occupy me tonight.
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Yeah, I mean, I didn't even notice it's broken.
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Yeah, I mean, we both dropped, like, during the rush.
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And we've honestly had, like, so much fun without it, so.
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As a girl, you don't really need to do shit.
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And, like, going to ASU, like, something happens every night, so it's not the end of the world.
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I'm trying to figure out what's going on tomorrow, you know?
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Write us to figure out what's happening tomorrow.
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Well, I'm sure I'll be seeing you at some fucking daytime party or something.
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I was going to say, yeah, you should let us know, because we have no idea.
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I've only ever been mean if someone comes up and talks crazy to me.
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When I've seen you're going up to girls, asking them to hook up, and if they say no, you're
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And I was the most fucked up out of my mind in that one party stream.
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So, it's like, yeah, I was just going up and being like, just shooting, shooting shots.
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But no, I mean, I probably shouldn't do that, but I don't like, you know, go up and be mean, you know?
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So, that's just like, that's just too horny at the end of the day.
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You already have so much stuff posted and it's been like, how long have you been, you haven't
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been here for that long and there's so much stuff posted.
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Yeah, should I get a private island and bring you guys there?
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I'm trying to be like Epstein, but like better.
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I just want to prove that I'm better than this guy.
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So I want to have an island, but no weird shit on the island.
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I don't buy any stupid shit like fucking cars and Corvettes.
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Because there's a couple of retards that drive like those BMWs that are loud and like Corvettes.
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Some people get so annoyed with them, but I think they're kind of.
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Because the last time I drove, I don't know if you saw the clip, but.
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I found a guy that was in a boobing group chat with you for eggs.
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Hey, Flav, I wanna give you some of my hungry stuff.
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I gotta wait to get fucked up that isn't alcohol.
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I got, right here, we, um, I already finished this one, but it's called, I turned it into
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Is it, dude, I'll have to research this, but it sounds like, it sounds like bullshit.
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I go to like, I got videos of me going to villages there in Asia, getting this stuff,
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Yeah, you know, now, now, now, now, let me just, I have to, just let me go.
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Just grab his number after, and he'll coordinate it.
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I literally saw her from so far across the room
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You literally have the biggest halo known to man.
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Like, it literally boosts your attractiveness so much.
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You might have to get a pic with the boys right here.
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So I'm telling you, we're going to have, because my eyes are, like, light enough, right?
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The odds are pretty good our kid will have blue eyes as well.
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So I'll keep lasting my test for a while, and then I'll come off, get you pregnant, and
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We're going to send you a little bit, too, with peptides.
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I would be so dialed in and everything would be better.
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Do you feel better about yourself after your looks maxed in your head?
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No, it's definitely better when girls swarm me everywhere I go.
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Yeah, but do you miss not caring about your looks at all?
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I've always cared about my looks since I was like 14 years old.
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Is it different now since you've made a whole career off of it?
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I've been lacking a little bit with my looks maxing like I haven't been going to the gym.
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Because I'm so famous that I'm getting girls through that mechanism, not necessarily through just looks.
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No, you should just look out at your apartment or something.
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You guys are welcome to come because I'm going to gamble.
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You guys are welcome to come gamble with me later.
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David Gandy, Gandy heaven you wouldn't get it. It's too hard to explain. It's too hard to explain
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I might not. I've been busy so probably not. Did I add you? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Alright, so let's go. I'll text you.
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Gamble. My phone is dead. I need to find a charger but. Yo, figure it out. Okay, man. Alright, so we got the gamble segment locked in. We'll be good to go but I'm not going to do it yet because I'm having so much fun. I'm having way too much fun.
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Yeah, this is amazing. Alright, alright. I like her eye area mug. Which one? Which one do you like? Do you like these girls? You look like Adriana Lima.
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Let me blow up a picture. Oh, no, that's a bad one. You gotta show the why. You gotta show the why.
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Yes? Yes or no, Jack? Yes or no? I guess? Mog? Make sure you get the hot blondes? No way?
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So they're green? Yeah, yeah, yeah. Do I look like Adriana Lima? Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah. You guys do look good.
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Holy fuck. There's a lot of you. Why are you guys all so pretty? This is my sister.
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Oh, yeah? Nice to meet you. Where are your eights and eyes? Pardon?
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Boston, Boston County is being daddy's, you know. Same body for daddy.
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But anyway, I wish it was just like one pretty girl here and I get her and the rest are ugly.
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It's the street chatted from the street, all right?
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Listen, you could come home with me to gamble and...
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I am going to gamble with a lot of money, and I've lost a lot of money this week.
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But I'll start with $7.5K, and we're going to see what we can get to.
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Because I'm so fucked up, I've got to know.
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Dude, why the fuck do you need a Corvette?
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I fuck with this better than a Corvette, bro.
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If this is outside, the cops are going to shut up.
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What if you hang up the roof and jump off?
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You take your clothes off and jump in the pool.
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Should I throw one of these girls in the pool chat?
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All right, let's see what P comes up with.
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I think one of the fellas is probably best.
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Dude, I'm loving this fucking sack so much.
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It's like, don't you just want to fucking keep doing shit?
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Yeah, we left the party and brought none of you.
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Bro forgot to bring the cord, so he's going to get it.
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I got everyone here, and they're fucking up the small details that matter.
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I know they need the music, and they need the...
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David is getting the liquor that he forgot.
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Because we spent fucking 500 bucks on booze, so it's like...
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Bro, we should have brought the ASU forward with us, but she was funny.
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When a girl does it, it's just like cringe, right?
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It's like girls that say bra and smoke weed versus girls that do cocaine are like princesses,
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Girls that smoke weed are normally like really nasty.
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We're not going to get into fights over hoes.
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We'll just fuck the vets at the same time.
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Just, bro, there's like a thousand of her friends that are coming to gamble.
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You know, I'm trying to get a threesome with four.
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Yeah, I got like Discord messages before looking at me.
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Listen, I'm telling you, I'm trying to, for the stream, I'm trying to bang her and her friend
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They're getting the music right now, ladies.
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Why the hell are these bitches just staring at me?
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You know, waiting for the boys to bring the speakers back and shit.
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So, once we get some music, some drinks, it'll turn up a little bit.
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Once we start doing, like, high production events, like in Miami, my producer can get
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you guys out there, fly you out there and everything.
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So, for, like, when we do, like, insane stream segments, you know, like a 20v1 or some
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Yeah, you kind of do look like Alice a little bit.
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What's your, what's your, what's your body count?
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All right, so why can't you just say that of course?
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Um, what the fuck are these retards doing over there?
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Hey, yo, anywhere I can get some water, a bottle of water, if you guys don't mind.
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So, I want a tourist or a minority, but I want to do shit on college campus.
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Hey, if you want to go drinking, like, during the day, you go Borden Brewers.
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I want to, like, if I walk around campus, would they fuck me?
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No, but will they, like, fucking the administration?
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I mean, if you go through dorms, if the girls have pledges, I'll tell them you're coming.
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If you want to go through the dorms, you'll get pledges.
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He's like, what are you, like, if you walk through campus and, like, campus and you'll
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I'll just have a bunch of fucking pills in my pocket.
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The thing is, I really want to get, like, the college, you know, vibe on stream.
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We'll have pledges bringing you to the dorms.
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Because I'm having so much fun because I never, I never got to do this shit, unfortunately.
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The fucking fag's kicking me out for basic drugs, you know what I'm saying?
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Did you get kicked out of EP for that shit?
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What's your go-to opener when you're doing an approach?
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I feel like you could say something a little more creative.
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I feel like if I were to go up to her, I'd be like...
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I'd be like, damn, you look like fucking Alice Rosenbaum.
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And then I would be like that, and then I'd be like, yo, let's hang out.
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Let's go bake Christmas cookies in the kitchen.
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But it's like, what you like is like, what can you get, though?
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Well, I want the music to go on immediately.
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It's too much of a pain in the ass to stream.
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They shitting on everyone that they saw in the police.
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They were like, if you're in the live stream, like.
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My hair is actually cooked as fuck right now.
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I want to, I know this girl I want to put you on.
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Yo, can you go find him and tell him the speaker?
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He did, without knowing we were our friend group.
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All of us separate without knowing we were friends.
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All five of us up, not knowing we were friends.
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And he texted all of us, and he was like, wait, that was you?
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That's why I want these two ladies tonight.
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You guys don't want to give me a tour tomorrow?
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But everybody is taking everything out of context.
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Like, that ass, like, we're all just trolling, and they take it so serious.
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There was some retard who walked in the stream.
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Listen, the one that was in the cook, his whole frat, I guess, is finished.