Fleccas Talks Podcast - December 05, 2025


BAD HAIRCUT TURNS INTO A FELONY


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 40 minutes

Words per Minute

178.89958

Word Count

18,049

Sentence Count

2,113

Misogynist Sentences

48

Hate Speech Sentences

107


Summary

Today on the show: They arrested the January 6th pipe bomber, but was it really him? Then, Miss Rachel was nominated for Anti-Semite of the Year because she humanized a child. Then, in our migrant section, they released 7,000 violent illegals into New York City. And last but not least, in Urban Decay, we have a bad haircut.


Transcript

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00:01:00.000 All right, welcome back to Flock of Socks, a podcast episode 312.
00:01:04.880 Today on the show, they arrested the January 6th pipe bomber, but was it really him?
00:01:10.700 Then, Miss Rachel was nominated for Anti-Semite of the Year because she humanized a child.
00:01:16.640 Then in our migrant section, they released 7,000 violent illegals into New York City.
00:01:21.860 We'll tell you about their rap sheets.
00:01:23.480 And last but not least, in Urban Decay, we have a bad haircut chimp out.
00:01:29.260 All this and more, it's Flock of Socks, a podcast episode 312, ranked the best news podcast of all time.
00:01:36.280 Because words are just words until action actually starts.
00:01:43.040 And actions speak louder than words.
00:01:45.280 But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do.
00:01:50.540 Very cool.
00:01:51.660 Very cool.
00:01:52.200 It's Flock of Socks, a podcast featuring Richard Grapp.
00:01:57.080 All right, one for one on the intro, as always.
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00:03:36.500 Happy Friday, everybody.
00:03:38.060 Thank you.
00:03:38.780 I had actually forgotten what day it was.
00:03:40.920 Feels good to be back in the chair.
00:03:42.580 Yeah.
00:03:43.260 The Truman Show life continues.
00:03:44.760 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:03:45.540 You always say that.
00:03:46.540 Nothing, no comment.
00:03:47.400 But that's part of the thing, too.
00:03:48.800 I know.
00:03:49.160 It's Groundhog's Day shit.
00:03:50.060 It's an endless loop.
00:03:50.800 It's an endless loop.
00:03:51.540 I'm Bill Murray.
00:03:52.700 You're the other guy.
00:03:53.420 Episode, well, no, you're the other guy.
00:03:55.500 I'm Bill Murray.
00:03:56.740 You're the guy who-
00:03:58.320 You're the Groundhog.
00:03:59.180 Yeah.
00:03:59.580 And I'm Jim Carrey, and you're the guy who's trying to keep it all together, and you report
00:04:03.100 back to the people in the bubble who oversee the town.
00:04:05.740 Okay.
00:04:06.160 Truman Show.
00:04:06.680 Truman Show.
00:04:06.760 And then he's like, oh, man, Truman's figuring it out.
00:04:09.000 That's you.
00:04:09.520 All right.
00:04:09.760 We've switched.
00:04:10.480 All right.
00:04:10.840 Episode 312.
00:04:12.920 Any numerology there?
00:04:15.140 Well, I'm just saying no one weighs that.
00:04:17.460 Definitely.
00:04:18.160 No one weighed 305.
00:04:19.840 No one weighed 311.
00:04:21.040 And it's been a while since anyone has weighed 312.
00:04:25.440 Congratulations, man.
00:04:26.140 Thank you.
00:04:26.860 That's my way of saying I've lost some weight.
00:04:30.980 Okay.
00:04:31.780 All right.
00:04:32.520 I want to get right into it.
00:04:33.100 Will he keep it up?
00:04:34.340 Yeah.
00:04:34.660 Find out on episode 380.
00:04:36.400 Because that's the nice part about having a long-running show.
00:04:40.000 And you know, none of us have broke a finger, showed up with a black eye.
00:04:44.140 We've gone 300 and change.
00:04:46.120 There were some bad fat streaks, for sure.
00:04:48.140 And it's cool because, you know how people do the time lapse of a weight loss?
00:04:51.740 Yeah.
00:04:51.980 And they do like, oh, week one, two, three, four.
00:04:54.000 And they have like this like picture of like every week.
00:04:56.780 We could do that with the thumbnails from episode 3 all the way to now.
00:05:01.320 And it's like, oh, that was a bad month.
00:05:05.600 And it goes in and out.
00:05:07.260 And like now it's like.
00:05:08.240 Stupid beard, stupid hair.
00:05:09.360 Yeah.
00:05:09.960 And it does like the shake.
00:05:11.800 I'm getting whittled down lately.
00:05:14.220 Okay.
00:05:14.700 Okay.
00:05:15.120 All right.
00:05:15.400 Let's start the show.
00:05:16.500 Please.
00:05:16.820 That's enough.
00:05:17.980 First things first, Tim Walls is mad that people are going to his house and calling him a retard.
00:05:24.080 True.
00:05:25.100 This creates danger.
00:05:27.820 And I'll tell you what, in my time on this, I'd never seen this before.
00:05:31.740 People driving my house by my house and using the R word in front of people.
00:05:35.940 This is shameful.
00:05:37.280 And I have yet to see an elected official, a Republican elected official say, you're right.
00:05:42.180 That's shameful.
00:05:43.260 He should not.
00:05:43.780 Well, I hope this works and people stop.
00:05:45.620 Yeah.
00:05:46.420 Drawing attention to what some random teenager did once, that's certainly, from the governor's office, that'll certainly tone down everything, right?
00:05:54.300 Yeah.
00:05:54.580 If there is a graph of number of times people are calling Tim Walls a retard outside of his house, is it going to go up or down?
00:06:00.200 I'm buying longs.
00:06:01.400 Yeah.
00:06:01.860 I'm going all in.
00:06:02.660 And this is obviously after Trump called him the seriously retarded governor of Minnesota.
00:06:07.300 And this is exactly what a seriously retarded governor of Minnesota would do when there's an international circus surrounding the Somali population scamming his state to the tune of a billion dollars.
00:06:18.500 Or he'd make emotional pleas about a word.
00:06:21.820 Yeah.
00:06:22.060 It's not about the Somalis scamming for a billion dollars.
00:06:24.600 It's, you called me a pretty messed up thing.
00:06:27.060 Yeah.
00:06:27.300 And I'm calling it the R word.
00:06:28.660 I won't even say it.
00:06:29.880 Yeah.
00:06:30.240 Pathetic.
00:06:30.760 So let's see how it plays out.
00:06:31.700 I think there's going to be a train of people now knowing, oh, that's a thing?
00:06:35.320 I didn't know about it.
00:06:36.040 Thanks for telling me.
00:06:37.060 I know where he lives.
00:06:37.980 Bad PR.
00:06:38.500 I'll go drive by and call him something.
00:06:40.000 Bad PR.
00:06:40.200 And we're going to get to the Somali section.
00:06:42.040 We got a lot of Somali stuff this episode.
00:06:43.980 Heavy Somali stuff.
00:06:45.760 Light cringe, just so everyone knows.
00:06:47.940 It's okay.
00:06:48.340 Prepare now.
00:06:48.900 It's okay.
00:06:49.160 Light cringe, heavy migrants, good urban.
00:06:51.800 All right.
00:06:52.020 Let's get to our next story, what I just mentioned in the intro.
00:06:54.560 The January 6th pipe bomber was arrested.
00:06:57.200 Yeah.
00:06:57.440 January 6th pipe bomb suspect now in federal custody is Brian Cole.
00:07:01.700 Virginia man per Fox.
00:07:03.520 And I think Brian Cole Jr. maybe might be a senior involved.
00:07:08.220 But yeah, we don't know much about him so far.
00:07:11.280 The FBI seemed to be raiding a suburban Virginian home.
00:07:14.700 And I saw him labeled as an anarchist, but it's early days.
00:07:19.660 Yeah.
00:07:19.820 He was like an Antifa type who lived at home.
00:07:22.000 Guess it wasn't that girl cop CIA agent after all.
00:07:25.380 Yeah.
00:07:25.600 The blaze reported that.
00:07:29.120 They said, uh, we matched the gate, the walk with 97% or something accuracy.
00:07:34.720 Three.
00:07:34.980 That was the 3%.
00:07:35.880 And they go publish.
00:07:37.020 Yeah.
00:07:37.240 I guess they hedged a little, but, uh, interesting.
00:07:39.760 I mean, five years late.
00:07:42.180 Five years late.
00:07:43.100 And it sounds like the FBI had this info all along.
00:07:45.960 It wasn't like new information or new investigation.
00:07:48.180 It was just like dusted off some desk and goes, ah, it's this guy.
00:07:52.420 Yeah.
00:07:52.620 It's this guy.
00:07:53.240 We had it the whole time.
00:07:54.440 Any schizo theories or anything like that for you?
00:07:56.620 Maybe it's not even him.
00:07:57.980 And he's just a fall guy.
00:07:59.180 New patsy.
00:08:00.000 Yeah.
00:08:00.240 New patsy type.
00:08:01.160 And maybe it was that CIA cop lady, but is she going to sue everyone for millions of
00:08:06.880 dollars?
00:08:07.740 Probably one.
00:08:08.620 Probably should.
00:08:09.560 Yeah.
00:08:09.960 But we'll see.
00:08:11.280 Maybe that'll lead to discovery.
00:08:12.720 And it actually was her.
00:08:13.880 Who knows what's going to happen there.
00:08:15.540 I don't fully trust anything.
00:08:17.060 I don't know who's who.
00:08:18.100 Yeah.
00:08:18.280 Being a patsy.
00:08:19.540 That's a bad destiny.
00:08:21.340 Yeah.
00:08:21.820 You're just like kind of a down on your luck guy.
00:08:23.940 Like, oh, things aren't going really well for me.
00:08:26.060 What's that gun in my apartment?
00:08:27.620 What's this?
00:08:28.280 And then the door gets the door gets kicked in.
00:08:31.520 And then if you try to go, it wasn't me.
00:08:33.080 I'm being set up.
00:08:33.860 Then you get shot in the gut.
00:08:36.200 Jack Ruby.
00:08:36.800 Yeah.
00:08:37.200 Not good.
00:08:37.940 All right.
00:08:38.240 Let's go to some Trump truth social posts.
00:08:40.880 I thought these were pretty funny.
00:08:42.000 He was going wild over the last few days.
00:08:44.880 Yeah.
00:08:45.020 He's kind of reposting a couple of people.
00:08:46.780 In this one, he reposted Alex Jones and Alex Jones said, wild.
00:08:50.600 Michelle Obama may have used Biden's auto pen in the final days of his disastrous
00:08:54.620 administration to pardon key individuals.
00:08:57.480 Patrick Byrne reveals.
00:08:59.420 So if that's true, they were really weakened at Byrne-easing that guy.
00:09:03.840 They were passing around the auto pen.
00:09:06.020 If it got all the way to Michelle, she's not even involved.
00:09:08.660 She like writes books and lives on Martha's Vineyard with her fucking husband.
00:09:12.300 Who needs what?
00:09:13.340 Yeah.
00:09:14.080 Literally.
00:09:14.600 Here's the pen.
00:09:15.220 What do you want it to say?
00:09:16.140 I get 20 minutes with the auto pen and then you get 20 minutes.
00:09:19.100 It's kind of crazy.
00:09:19.840 That's pretty much where we were at.
00:09:20.660 And then obviously there's still no arrests.
00:09:22.300 So it's like all jokes and funny, but people really should be in jail for a lot of the stuff
00:09:27.900 that happened over those four years.
00:09:29.360 Rings true.
00:09:30.040 And I believe it.
00:09:31.060 But I actually didn't even read this from Patrick Byrne.
00:09:33.640 I want to read into it a little more and see what his evidence is.
00:09:36.680 Yes.
00:09:36.980 And then there's another one.
00:09:37.900 Nancy Pelosi's former top staffer said, Pelosi planned January 6th for two years.
00:09:42.780 Lock her up.
00:09:43.560 I would love to put Nancy Pelosi in jail.
00:09:46.280 Yeah.
00:09:46.520 Right after she makes 100 million on the legal insider trading, putting her in jail for her
00:09:51.180 twilight years.
00:09:51.500 She goes, I'll pay the bond.
00:09:52.780 Yeah.
00:09:53.360 And then she's like, oh, I can't do court this year.
00:09:56.520 Can we push it to next year?
00:09:57.700 Yeah.
00:09:57.960 And you just live out the rest of your life.
00:09:59.500 You're 85 anyway.
00:10:00.640 Mm-hmm.
00:10:01.220 Pretty good.
00:10:01.880 Yeah.
00:10:02.260 All right.
00:10:02.640 Some big accusations, though.
00:10:04.860 Yeah.
00:10:05.000 And I don't think, is Trump liable to make anything up?
00:10:09.120 Or are there kernels of truth in those two accusations?
00:10:11.720 I think there's kernels of truth.
00:10:13.080 Yeah.
00:10:13.180 All right.
00:10:14.020 Our Anti-Semite of the Year Award nominees have been released.
00:10:18.600 Yeah.
00:10:18.900 What is this from?
00:10:19.620 It's just some random Twitter account who represents the interest of the anti-Semites?
00:10:24.740 Maybe the ADL or something.
00:10:26.300 I think it was Stop Anti-Semitism Twitter account, but it says Anti-Semite of the Year,
00:10:30.520 10 finalists, top 10, Tucker Carlson, Guy Christensen, Bryce Mitchell, Chang.
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00:11:29.660 Hashtag make a play.
00:11:32.000 Cynthia Nixon, Anna Kasparian, Stu Peters, and the one that I avoided saying, but we're
00:11:42.500 going to talk about, Miss Rachel, the child's television show, helps your kids spell and
00:11:48.540 recognize colors and stuff.
00:11:49.920 Talks like this.
00:11:50.620 I'm Miss Rachel.
00:11:51.440 Yeah.
00:11:52.160 Anti-Semite.
00:11:53.020 Anti-Semite of the year.
00:11:54.440 Top 10.
00:11:55.180 And the reason she is, is because she had a Palestinian girl on who was blown up by Israel
00:12:01.880 and has a fake leg now, and she humanized that person, and then she tweeted, wanting
00:12:06.400 kids to live isn't anti-Semitic.
00:12:08.880 And someone replied to that and said, this is blood libel.
00:12:11.220 It's that simple.
00:12:12.140 If you don't understand why, you don't know the first thing about Jew hatred.
00:12:15.920 Jew hatred.
00:12:17.080 Because you don't want kids to get blown up.
00:12:18.940 And then you brought on a kid who did get blown up, and then you humanized them, and
00:12:23.720 that means you hate Jews.
00:12:25.300 So, you know, if I was a member of the Jewish religion, I would kind of go, let's just not
00:12:32.240 talk about this.
00:12:33.000 That was bad.
00:12:33.840 Let's kind of brush this under the rug.
00:12:36.040 Instead, they do the exact opposite and label her one of the top 10 anti-Semites of the year,
00:12:42.220 thus drawing attention to how little it takes to become an anti-Semite of the year.
00:12:46.000 And I don't know, is this like, do they like punishing themselves?
00:12:50.820 Well, you know my theory that they do like the negative attention, so then they can go,
00:12:55.480 look at all this negative attention.
00:12:56.460 We need more money.
00:12:57.200 We need censorship.
00:12:58.420 Yeah.
00:12:58.640 So they like to play the victim, and stuff like this does get them more hate than positive.
00:13:05.340 Yeah.
00:13:05.600 So it's not a misplay.
00:13:07.220 It's still a strategic thing, so they can point to further hate down the road and create
00:13:11.060 more anti-Semites for them to fight.
00:13:12.840 And then you got to raise more money.
00:13:14.160 You got to have a gala, and you have to have a fundraiser, and you have to have censorship,
00:13:18.900 and you have to pressure Elon.
00:13:20.800 That's kind of how it goes.
00:13:22.440 And keep in mind, a lot of these anti-Semites, it's like if you're not fully 10 out of 10
00:13:27.480 on board for the agenda, you're an anti-Semite.
00:13:30.560 Yeah.
00:13:30.780 So there's people they push away who are like 8 out of 10 with them on most issues, and
00:13:35.280 then they're like, well, there are these starving people in Gaza.
00:13:37.600 And it's like, what are you trying to fucking gas me?
00:13:39.640 So true.
00:13:40.400 So true.
00:13:41.040 And we don't even make the top 10.
00:13:42.740 Well, we're not even close.
00:13:44.020 We're not even close.
00:13:44.320 And Nick Fuentes was even on there, and they hate him.
00:13:46.420 It's so true.
00:13:47.600 I feel like when they do lists like these, they try to get the people that they can push
00:13:52.040 a little bit.
00:13:52.660 Like, they think they can hurt Tucker.
00:13:55.680 They think they can hurt, like, Anna Kasparian.
00:13:57.740 They think they can hurt Miss Rachel, and that's why they do it, right?
00:14:00.200 Yeah, it's very true.
00:14:01.080 So there is a little bit of, I want to push you.
00:14:03.640 I want to silence you.
00:14:04.720 And all she did was have a girl with her legs blown off on the show.
00:14:08.620 And then all these Israel defenders, when it comes to Gaza and what's going on over there,
00:14:13.240 they'll say that the people starving on video aren't real, or the innocent civilian death
00:14:18.940 numbers are inflated.
00:14:20.180 And then you go, okay, what are the real numbers?
00:14:22.620 And they go, oh, we don't know yet.
00:14:23.740 Yeah.
00:14:23.920 So is it zero?
00:14:25.600 I don't think so.
00:14:26.480 You know, we don't know.
00:14:27.160 We don't know what they are, so let's not even talk about it.
00:14:29.220 And then by the time the Muslim false flag attack happens, we'll just focus on that.
00:14:35.020 I think that's literally the plan.
00:14:36.780 Miss Rachel Patsy.
00:14:38.680 What's this gun?
00:14:39.440 What's this bomb vest in my room?
00:14:42.780 Very funny.
00:14:43.580 She takes the fall.
00:14:44.260 All right, let's go to our next story.
00:14:45.620 We have some Venezuela updates.
00:14:47.160 Remember last episode we told you guys, we kind of read like the QAnon White Hats Are In
00:14:52.060 Control Post about how like Venezuela is a deep state hub just like Ukraine, and then
00:14:57.340 they do like voter scams and election stealing there.
00:15:01.320 We actually have some more information about that.
00:15:03.500 There was a whistleblower from the military intelligence agency in Venezuela.
00:15:08.240 Can you read that, please?
00:15:09.600 Yeah.
00:15:10.060 A Venezuelan military intelligence whistleblower just confirmed the CIA outsources election
00:15:15.360 rigging technology like Smartmatic from Venezuela.
00:15:18.760 This is the main reason warships are surrounding Venezuela right now, aside from
00:15:21.900 narco trafficking.
00:15:23.360 It's not about oil or Israel.
00:15:25.900 And he's posting from the guy's statement.
00:15:28.640 It says, my name is Hugo Carvajal Barrios.
00:15:31.660 For many years, I was a high-ranking member of the Venezuelan regime.
00:15:34.460 I was a three-star general trusted by both Hugo Chavez and Nicolas Maduro and served as
00:15:39.560 director of military intelligence and a deputy in the National Assembly.
00:15:43.860 Today, I sit in an American prison because I voluntarily pled guilty to the crimes charged
00:15:47.480 against me, a narco-terrorism conspiracy.
00:15:49.900 And he goes on to list a couple things about narco-terrorism, trend de Aragua, et cetera.
00:15:55.460 And I think we're going to focus on the voting part.
00:15:58.620 He goes, Smartmatic was born as an electoral tool of the Venezuelan regime.
00:16:03.260 I know this because I placed the head of IT of the National Electoral Council in his position,
00:16:10.360 and he reported directly to me.
00:16:12.240 The Smartmatic system can be altered.
00:16:14.280 This is a fact.
00:16:15.140 This technology was later exported abroad, including to the United States.
00:16:21.020 Regime operatives maintain relationships with election officials and voting machine companies
00:16:26.300 inside your country.
00:16:28.020 I absolutely support President Trump's policy towards Venezuela because it is in the self-defense,
00:16:33.000 and he is acting based on truth.
00:16:34.920 Very interesting, allegedly.
00:16:37.620 Yeah.
00:16:38.120 Well, this guy-
00:16:38.820 This is someone else's words.
00:16:40.140 Let's distance ourselves from these things.
00:16:42.200 We don't have Dominion and Smartmatic.
00:16:44.300 Dominion sues everyone for a billion dollars.
00:16:46.600 So this is what the whistleblower in jail said.
00:16:49.920 We're just repeating it.
00:16:51.380 He said it, so if anyone gets in trouble-
00:16:53.380 He put the asset into the computer.
00:16:55.900 If anyone gets in trouble-
00:16:56.600 This isn't even my computer.
00:16:57.520 But remember also what Sidney Powell was saying after the 2020 election, we have a clip of
00:17:04.160 that here.
00:17:05.200 I can hardly wait to put forth all the evidence we have collected on Dominion, starting with
00:17:10.620 the fact it was created to produce altered voting results in Venezuela for Hugo Chavez,
00:17:18.160 and then shipped internationally to manipulate votes for purchase in other countries, including
00:17:26.380 this one.
00:17:27.520 It was funded by money.
00:17:28.520 There you go.
00:17:29.140 That's her saying the same thing, but five years ago after our election was stolen, and
00:17:34.400 we're not saying by Dominion.
00:17:36.020 She said that.
00:17:36.980 You already sued her for a billion dollars.
00:17:38.960 We're just playing the clip that got her sued.
00:17:41.380 Yeah.
00:17:41.780 We're on Dominion's side.
00:17:43.180 Yeah.
00:17:43.860 Sure.
00:17:44.480 Sure.
00:17:45.360 Sure.
00:17:45.760 But yeah, where there's smoke, there's fire for that Venezuela accusation for a long
00:17:49.760 time.
00:17:50.300 And it's all ringing true.
00:17:51.580 Like I played that thing earlier in the week, that story, and I remember hearing the
00:17:55.960 election rigging stuff, and I was like, yeah, that feels about right.
00:17:59.800 And then you get the whistleblower from the military intelligence saying that it's 100%
00:18:04.900 right, and then that's also exactly what Sidney Powell was saying five years ago.
00:18:09.860 Now things are starting to look the way they look, allegedly.
00:18:13.820 Yeah.
00:18:14.440 Yeah.
00:18:14.660 That's what you believe.
00:18:16.760 Allegedly.
00:18:17.360 I'm allowed to believe.
00:18:18.100 Of course.
00:18:18.900 I'm allowed to believe.
00:18:20.180 Of course.
00:18:20.540 I'm just not adding to it.
00:18:22.480 I'm not adding anything to it.
00:18:23.960 I'm just not going to answer the door when someone comes to serve me paper.
00:18:26.440 Yeah.
00:18:26.700 If someone has a manila envelope at the door.
00:18:29.000 Are you flack us?
00:18:30.060 I'm not interested.
00:18:31.220 You know what he looks like?
00:18:32.020 Yeah.
00:18:33.040 We do have some other Venezuela updates as well in relation to the boats that are getting
00:18:38.300 blown up.
00:18:39.000 Rand Paul was kind of like trying to make it seem like blowing up the boats is a bad thing.
00:18:44.080 Yeah.
00:18:44.240 He said Coast Guard records show that prior to the reign of blow them to smithereens, 21%
00:18:49.220 of boats stopped off the coast of Venezuela possessed no drugs.
00:18:53.440 And 20% of boats had no drugs is another way of saying 79% of boats did have drugs.
00:18:59.440 Yeah.
00:19:00.000 Pretty big rate.
00:19:01.140 And then the other 21% were just avid boatsmen with $100,000 of outboard motors.
00:19:06.500 Yeah.
00:19:06.820 The four motors lined up on the piece of shit boat.
00:19:09.600 Speedboat enthusiasts.
00:19:10.420 Who somehow needed to really rip across.
00:19:13.640 Speedboat enthusiasts going for a cruise.
00:19:15.980 Yeah.
00:19:16.340 And probably the ones that had no drugs probably dumped them.
00:19:19.540 Yes.
00:19:20.100 Yes.
00:19:20.180 They probably dumped them.
00:19:21.100 And then it's like, oh, I have no drugs.
00:19:22.060 They just have a sick fucking boat and four Mexicans.
00:19:24.320 Yeah.
00:19:24.980 Venezuelans.
00:19:25.460 No.
00:19:25.560 Smugglers never dump their drugs.
00:19:27.460 Like, duh.
00:19:28.520 Yeah.
00:19:28.800 And they do a little geolocation.
00:19:30.220 Here's where it is.
00:19:30.980 Send the drone.
00:19:32.300 All right.
00:19:32.600 So that's the update from Venezuela.
00:19:34.300 Actually, I heard maybe an article from Zero Hedge or something.
00:19:38.820 Cocaine prices are going up.
00:19:41.180 There's a cocaine shortage now that we're blowing up the boats.
00:19:44.100 That seems related.
00:19:45.120 Imagine what blowing, like, you know, I don't really have a dog in this race of whether or
00:19:49.160 not we should.
00:19:49.780 I think doing anything in the open water, we're the U.S. military flexing our muscles
00:19:54.380 in our hemisphere, you know?
00:19:56.600 So I don't really care.
00:19:57.980 I'm not a big narco-terrorist sympathizer.
00:20:00.780 But would you rather your people be doing cocaine or fentanyl?
00:20:05.700 Coke.
00:20:06.700 I'd rather be a coke country.
00:20:08.740 Yeah.
00:20:09.180 Do some risky trades.
00:20:10.620 Stay up all night.
00:20:11.200 Move in and shake in.
00:20:12.340 Have fun in a nightclub.
00:20:14.140 Yeah, that's true.
00:20:14.720 You do fentanyl, you're asleep on the ground in Philly.
00:20:16.880 So your argument is we should be blowing up more people and targeting the fentanyl people.
00:20:21.440 Yeah, I'd target the fentanyl people before the coke people.
00:20:24.200 Yeah.
00:20:24.400 Coke people, they have a good time.
00:20:26.960 Yeah, they do.
00:20:27.680 They do.
00:20:28.060 That's a rich guy thing.
00:20:28.960 That's your argument.
00:20:29.800 Okay.
00:20:30.040 Fentanyl people are zombies on the streets of Philly and Skid Row in Portland.
00:20:34.300 Yeah.
00:20:34.880 Coke people are up all night and contributing to the economy.
00:20:38.780 Okay.
00:20:39.240 Fair.
00:20:39.740 Fair.
00:20:40.440 Fair.
00:20:40.960 All right, that's the end of our Venezuela update.
00:20:42.940 We're going to get into our migrant section.
00:20:44.700 But before we do, this is a migrant-related topic.
00:20:48.980 Byron Donald's running for governor of Florida.
00:20:51.640 Not my favorite guy.
00:20:53.660 And he's probably going to get the nomination.
00:20:55.880 He's probably going to win, unfortunately.
00:20:57.920 He's endorsed by Trump, like pretty much locked.
00:21:00.180 He's pretty much locked.
00:21:01.540 Not my favorite guy.
00:21:03.040 He was asked about amnesty.
00:21:04.840 And listen to what he said.
00:21:06.160 Modernize a lot of these different visa programs.
00:21:08.340 Do all that work.
00:21:09.840 Do it.
00:21:10.560 Get it done.
00:21:11.100 And I think the American people, whether you're liberal or conservative, will say, okay, now that our immigration system is sound and modernized and we've secured our country, now let's take a look at the people who are here illegally.
00:21:23.060 And I think the American people, we're great people.
00:21:25.300 We are good people.
00:21:26.220 We're a beneficent people.
00:21:27.240 And with those people who are here working hard, doing those things that they should be doing as just as good neighbors and good people, we would make them and put them on a pathway to citizenship.
00:21:36.440 So when you hear something like that, it's kind of like a situation where I think he was tricked.
00:21:41.560 Yeah.
00:21:41.700 Like it's kind of like, oh, like who told you to say that?
00:21:44.580 Oh, interesting.
00:21:45.660 And then are they big donors for you?
00:21:47.260 They gave you how many millions of dollars?
00:21:48.940 Oh, okay.
00:21:49.540 It's not so much like, hey, Byron, here's millions of dollars.
00:21:53.060 Now say this.
00:21:54.260 I think they give them the money and go, oh, and by the way, with illegal immigration, these are hardworking people.
00:21:59.060 They just want a better life.
00:22:00.060 And they kind of trick them into it.
00:22:01.460 And then they say the word, Americans are benevolent.
00:22:03.800 And he goes into the interview and goes, Americans are beneficent.
00:22:06.980 That's exactly how it goes.
00:22:08.680 I think that's what happened.
00:22:10.160 Horrible sign, bad instincts, shitty candidate.
00:22:13.380 And we're in the most right, basically the most trending right wing state there is in Florida.
00:22:18.160 And this is the best we can do.
00:22:19.460 He kind of said some shit about H-1Bs earlier that rubbed me the wrong way.
00:22:22.660 Like, we need them still.
00:22:25.380 Read the room.
00:22:26.780 This is, we're getting bamboozled on every single visa type there is, every single asylum claim.
00:22:34.100 Like, oh, we're going to close the holes and then we'll take a look at who's here.
00:22:38.640 You mean like 15 million people who came in the last 15 years on every stretch that Biden could do?
00:22:44.180 Yeah, we're going to close the border.
00:22:45.380 Now that the immigration system is pretty sound, let's let everyone stay.
00:22:49.180 Now that the under 18 population in Texas is like 60% non-white, let's have a talk.
00:22:55.940 We need to reverse what's done.
00:22:57.700 Bad instincts, man.
00:22:58.940 Very bad instincts.
00:23:00.300 I like James Fishback so far.
00:23:02.360 I like him too.
00:23:03.420 And I think he's moving up in the polls, but I don't know.
00:23:06.440 I feel like they're going to really slander him or do something crazy.
00:23:09.660 He seems to be America first.
00:23:11.060 I shot him a DM on Instagram.
00:23:12.960 He did not reply.
00:23:14.460 Oh.
00:23:14.760 But then my Instagram got deleted, so maybe he would have replied.
00:23:18.780 Okay, fair.
00:23:19.960 Leaves you an out to not be socially humiliated.
00:23:22.560 Maybe he likes me.
00:23:23.460 Okay, cool.
00:23:24.060 Hopefully he sees.
00:23:24.820 Send this to James Fishback.
00:23:25.940 Tell him that the show likes him and we're open to an endorsement.
00:23:29.260 For sure.
00:23:30.080 All right.
00:23:30.620 That takes us to our migrant section.
00:23:32.900 There's a lot of migrant stuff to talk about, as I'm sure you guys know.
00:23:35.900 We're going to start with some deportation numbers.
00:23:38.520 U.S. on pace to conduct 426,000 deportations in Trump's first year, according to Kalshi forecast.
00:23:46.920 So that's like a betting market, not necessarily settled science.
00:23:49.880 But the betting markets these days, that's where you find what's going on.
00:23:52.660 That's true.
00:23:53.160 That's true.
00:23:53.560 It's like, that's all we got.
00:23:54.860 Everything's betting.
00:23:55.860 Yes.
00:23:56.300 And then Harrison Smith said, at this rate, it will take 20 years just to expel the migrants that came over between 2020 and 2024, Biden's term.
00:24:04.080 Which is a black pill, and that's depressing.
00:24:05.820 Yeah, and we do have to mention self-deportations, the number that we've been provided with for that, which, whether or not you believe it, is 1.5 million so far.
00:24:16.980 So we're talking like 2 million total deportations, mostly self-deportations.
00:24:21.620 But keep in mind, we also have more ICE resources in the works.
00:24:25.980 So ICE is going to have more resources than ever going forward.
00:24:29.560 So next year will be more than it was this year.
00:24:31.980 So I'm hopeful the numbers will increase significantly, but not a great start.
00:24:37.060 And it's a lot easier to bring them in than get them out.
00:24:39.480 Yeah, stay hungry.
00:24:40.680 Stay pressuring people.
00:24:42.520 We don't need to be talking about amnesty and beneficent.
00:24:45.840 We don't need that.
00:24:47.060 We have so much work to do.
00:24:48.640 Amnesty.
00:24:49.140 Like, why would you give amnesty to these people?
00:24:52.040 That's what Michelle Obama would do if she had Biden's auto pen.
00:24:55.040 Amnesty.
00:24:55.640 One of the first things.
00:24:56.560 I bet if you ask Byron Donalds, was Obama a good president?
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00:25:13.220 Hashtag make a play.
00:25:15.780 I think he'd go, yeah.
00:25:17.980 I saw some other stuff about Byron where he was like, had a megaphone talking about Trayvon Martin.
00:25:24.340 And so, it kind of tells you where people were when they were just going on instincts
00:25:30.260 and they didn't realize who was being psyoped or what kind of like machine was behind them.
00:25:35.820 You know what I mean?
00:25:36.440 That Sandman kid disrespected that Indian.
00:25:38.920 Exactly.
00:25:39.660 Like, if you thought that.
00:25:41.420 George Floyd.
00:25:42.380 You're disqualified.
00:25:43.280 George Floyd should be alive.
00:25:44.600 Yeah, I do understand their anger.
00:25:46.480 You know, like stupid shit like that.
00:25:48.480 Stupid hedging sentences.
00:25:49.420 And then, unfortunately, Republicans really like when a black person says Republican things.
00:25:56.900 Yeah.
00:25:57.840 Like, they just fall for it.
00:25:59.080 The boomers especially.
00:26:00.220 They fall for it like hook, line, and sinker.
00:26:02.460 And that's almost racism in itself.
00:26:04.420 Of course.
00:26:05.100 Where it's like, oh, just because he's black and he says like a free market of ideas.
00:26:09.280 That's the same version as the left when they get like a country guy to say, all immigrants are here legally.
00:26:16.380 Everyone has a right to be an American.
00:26:18.180 That's the same thing, but different sides of the spectrum, right?
00:26:22.320 Very true.
00:26:23.300 And then we have some stats here, which I think could be somewhat related to the deportations.
00:26:28.840 Can you read that headline?
00:26:30.460 CNBC reports the national median rent fell for the fourth straight month.
00:26:35.020 So that's a good sign.
00:26:36.040 And that will continue as deportations continue.
00:26:39.120 Obviously, when there's two million people leave the country, that's two million people living in homes and apartments that you could otherwise live in.
00:26:45.900 So that's a good trend.
00:26:47.420 Yeah, and there are some other things.
00:26:49.080 We're not going to pretend that's all 100% attributed to illegals leaving the country.
00:26:56.540 Prices kind of spiked when inflation was at the peak.
00:27:00.000 Landlords, everyone got greedy.
00:27:02.880 It was like, oh, yeah.
00:27:04.480 Airbnb, some things didn't work out.
00:27:07.140 And more inventory came on the market.
00:27:09.520 But it is a good sign.
00:27:10.540 And that's part of the reason we need this.
00:27:13.040 Rents, home prices will go down if we reverse the 20 million, if we reverse at least 20.
00:27:18.740 Real talk.
00:27:19.680 We have some stats here.
00:27:21.160 Families receiving welfare.
00:27:23.060 And these are all kinds of welfare.
00:27:24.320 There's food, Medicaid, housing, cash, and then just any welfare in general.
00:27:28.900 The blue graph is U.S.-born headed households.
00:27:32.360 The orange bar is legal immigrant households.
00:27:35.340 And the purple bar is illegal headed households.
00:27:38.100 Now, keep in mind, there should be no orange or purple bar at all.
00:27:42.720 Yes.
00:27:43.300 And then if you look, the blue bar in any welfare is the lowest.
00:27:47.700 In cash, it's the lowest.
00:27:49.760 In food, it's the lowest.
00:27:51.180 In Medicaid, it's the lowest.
00:27:52.500 And then in housing, it's about even with the others.
00:27:54.960 And there should be no orange or purple bars.
00:27:57.740 Think about how many more resources and how much more money could be going to American families in need
00:28:03.040 and how much is going to people who just got here or here legally.
00:28:06.540 Yeah.
00:28:06.940 Illegally.
00:28:07.600 And then not to go back to the housing thing, but this is using your tax dollars for non-Americans
00:28:14.700 to compete with you for housing stock, like in the simplest terms.
00:28:18.920 So it's all, ah, it hurts.
00:28:21.220 And yeah, these two bars, we've gone so far where these bars shouldn't even exist,
00:28:27.440 and then they're more than us.
00:28:29.280 How the fuck did that happen, guys?
00:28:31.420 How the fuck did that happen?
00:28:32.820 Even if it was a little bit.
00:28:34.440 Higher percentage, at least.
00:28:35.340 Yeah, even if it was just a little bit, you'd go, well, you know, it's just a little bit.
00:28:40.300 They're getting more, percentage-wise.
00:28:42.800 More.
00:28:43.460 Yeah.
00:28:43.860 It's backwards and upside down.
00:28:45.780 Exactly, brother.
00:28:46.900 All right.
00:28:47.320 Let's get to our next piece, Third World Ban.
00:28:49.980 We mentioned this a few days ago, but we have some more context around it.
00:28:54.220 Can you read that?
00:28:55.300 Yeah.
00:28:55.740 From Malugan, he said, effective immediately, USCIS has issued new guidance that halts all
00:29:01.080 immigration and naturalization for processes for migrants from 19 travel ban countries,
00:29:06.900 including green card and citizenship applications, which is so legal.
00:29:11.300 This means if someone has already passed the citizenship test, they can't have their ceremony,
00:29:17.260 and cancellation notices for these ceremonies are already going out.
00:29:21.400 This will apply to immigrants who came from these 19 countries after 1-2021, which was Biden's
00:29:27.580 inauguration, and each will be re-interviewed on a case-by-case basis to screen for national
00:29:32.440 security threats.
00:29:33.880 So they're canceling their little party.
00:29:35.800 Yeah.
00:29:36.420 Does that mean they're still coming, but the party's canceled?
00:29:39.780 They are paused right now, and I think they just said they were going to interview them
00:29:43.660 case-by-case.
00:29:44.440 And they have to reapply?
00:29:45.380 They make this out to be like some sort of sob story, like, she was so close, and then
00:29:49.320 she got, and then it was paused.
00:29:51.440 And it's like, well, there needs to be a line in the sand somewhere, right?
00:29:54.980 Yeah.
00:29:55.220 We can't just listen to a sob story and then change our policy every fucking week.
00:29:59.600 She really wants to come.
00:30:00.920 Well, that's Somali.
00:30:01.760 She just was about to do it.
00:30:04.080 It stops somewhere, guys.
00:30:06.240 I want zero immigration because we've gone until we sort things out.
00:30:11.320 Here's the list of the countries.
00:30:12.560 We need more.
00:30:13.520 There's way more third world countries than 19.
00:30:16.220 Very true.
00:30:17.200 And we, what are there, 193, 192-ish countries in the world?
00:30:23.020 19?
00:30:23.660 We're only getting 19?
00:30:25.180 So true.
00:30:25.800 So India, big, big, non-red country right there, too.
00:30:32.220 Very true.
00:30:32.880 Yeah.
00:30:33.600 All right.
00:30:34.220 And then-
00:30:34.840 But yeah, these are from, some people on Reddit posts have been posting, like, oh, my ceremony
00:30:39.040 got canceled.
00:30:39.640 Anyone else?
00:30:40.300 So it is taking effect immediately.
00:30:42.000 Good.
00:30:42.520 We're not even going to read them.
00:30:43.440 Cancel the party.
00:30:44.240 All right.
00:30:45.320 Let's get to our story that we mentioned in the intro.
00:30:47.360 7,000 violent, illegal criminals were released in New York City.
00:30:52.100 And wait till you hear their rap sheets.
00:30:54.780 Yeah.
00:30:55.120 New York has released almost 7,000 dangerous illegals back onto city streets after vowing
00:30:59.560 not to work with ICE officials.
00:31:01.460 Per ICE, New York has refused to honor their detainer requests since January and has since
00:31:07.320 released 6,947 illegals tied to 29 homicides, 2,500 assaults, almost 200 burglaries, 300 robberies,
00:31:18.200 bunch of drug crimes, weapons offenses, and sexual predators.
00:31:21.680 Great.
00:31:22.460 So this is like, this is the resist movement right here.
00:31:25.700 This is what the city of New York does.
00:31:28.280 These guys go from Rikers and they go, no, no, no, no, no, no.
00:31:32.080 We're not telling ICE.
00:31:33.020 Just get out there back on the streets.
00:31:35.140 And don't repeat offend.
00:31:36.460 You better not.
00:31:37.820 And that's the extent of it, right?
00:31:39.520 And they go, we won't.
00:31:40.940 Yeah.
00:31:41.280 And they do.
00:31:42.200 And then, go ahead.
00:31:43.740 Well, I'm going to read this next thing.
00:31:45.500 People were commenting on this and this is for a lot of states.
00:31:48.580 You know, a lot of people, California certainly doesn't try to work with ICE.
00:31:53.740 This is a longstanding thing since Trump's first term.
00:31:56.580 And someone put a set of comments saying, the same thing is happening in Nebraska.
00:32:00.660 Police departments release the illegals at 2 a.m. and do not coordinate with ICE.
00:32:04.860 They actively work against them.
00:32:06.820 Anecdotal.
00:32:07.360 It's like that video we show where the guy's handing out machetes to the homeless people.
00:32:10.900 Yeah.
00:32:11.260 2 a.m.
00:32:11.680 It's like, all right, good luck.
00:32:12.760 Get out of here, buddy.
00:32:13.400 Get out of here.
00:32:14.080 Where do you go?
00:32:15.260 Yeah.
00:32:15.600 You'll figure it out.
00:32:16.300 Let's open at 2 a.m.
00:32:17.400 Just get away from ICE.
00:32:18.760 Go try some people's houses.
00:32:19.940 Go try some doorknobs.
00:32:20.940 So we need to withhold some funding or something.
00:32:24.820 We need to use every tool in our war chest as the federal government while the right has power because unacceptable.
00:32:30.960 And then, like, not only that, but then you're like, murderers are getting let back out on the street?
00:32:35.960 What do you mean?
00:32:36.980 We're not working with ICE.
00:32:38.240 Yeah.
00:32:38.840 You showed us.
00:32:39.660 You're letting a murderer out.
00:32:40.960 It's the same thing as the welfare for illegal and legal immigrants.
00:32:44.180 It's like, they shouldn't even exist.
00:32:45.620 The murderer shouldn't even be out.
00:32:47.760 And you're avoiding ICE.
00:32:49.080 It's like, and then if you think about it, if you're an illegal and a murderer, you get let out.
00:32:54.920 If you're a citizen murderer, you get stayed in.
00:32:57.660 That doesn't sound right.
00:32:58.680 That's like backwards and upside down.
00:33:00.240 Yeah.
00:33:00.840 Yeah.
00:33:01.260 Crazy.
00:33:02.080 They're like, oh, we're not going to let ICE harm you anymore.
00:33:05.340 We're not working with them.
00:33:06.280 You're free to go.
00:33:07.180 You showed us.
00:33:07.860 And then the same thing happened in California.
00:33:10.380 And this actually has a very sad ending.
00:33:13.340 Yeah.
00:33:13.500 Mexican migrant who killed 11-year-old in LA hit and run was previously kicked out of the US four times.
00:33:19.400 That's from the DHS officials.
00:33:21.040 This Mexican migrant killed a kid, hit him on Thanksgiving morning, I believe.
00:33:27.280 It was an 11-year-old boy.
00:33:29.220 And what do you do if you're an illegal?
00:33:30.400 You hit and then you run because you're illegal, which is also another thing about all these illegals.
00:33:37.640 Like rendering first aid, there's some things that you can do that could save someone's life.
00:33:42.760 But if you're illegal, you have to just get the fuck out of there, right?
00:33:46.340 Very true.
00:33:46.940 So it's an accelerator almost.
00:33:48.660 And then Newsom rejected the ICE detainer request for the illegal who ran over an 11-year-old boy killing him.
00:33:54.900 I have no words.
00:33:55.980 So Newsom's protecting him.
00:33:57.860 Very, very sad.
00:33:58.720 Well, let's get to our Somali section.
00:34:00.940 Yeah, a lot of Somali stuff today.
00:34:02.340 We have a lot of good Somali stuff.
00:34:04.140 And we're going to start with an uplifting, a pro-Somali story because we don't hate Somalis.
00:34:08.480 Certainly not.
00:34:09.360 We just know that as a group, they commit fraud.
00:34:11.860 They don't help the country.
00:34:13.280 They are looking to take more than they give.
00:34:15.480 They're not smart.
00:34:16.300 They're not smart.
00:34:17.140 They're pretty good at pirates.
00:34:18.520 They're pretty good at hijacking cargo ships on the Horn of Africa.
00:34:23.260 Boaters.
00:34:23.860 Yeah.
00:34:24.060 That's a big thing in Florida.
00:34:25.200 We like boating.
00:34:25.900 And also, they're part of American history in a way you probably didn't know.
00:34:31.240 Can you read this story?
00:34:32.520 Not many people know Abraham Lincoln's grandfather was of Somali descent and one of the real founding fathers.
00:34:39.320 Turns out former Somali president Abdikasim Salad Hassan is literally from the same family tree.
00:34:46.760 Sounds like a founding father name.
00:34:48.780 Yeah.
00:34:49.220 I didn't know this.
00:34:50.020 You're telling me for the first time.
00:34:51.480 Abdikasim Salam Hassan.
00:34:53.020 Thomas Jefferson, John Adams, Amikasim Fam Salam.
00:34:57.460 It's all related.
00:34:58.860 So we're starting with that.
00:35:00.240 That real history.
00:35:01.960 American history.
00:35:03.020 So we're not against all Somalis.
00:35:04.960 Clearly.
00:35:05.500 And that means we can say whatever we want about Somalis for the next 10 minutes.
00:35:09.160 Now we did the positive Somali thing.
00:35:11.160 And now some negative Somali.
00:35:12.920 And now 15 negative Somali things.
00:35:15.640 Yep.
00:35:15.800 Jacob Frey was talking about the Somali scams being called out.
00:35:20.180 And he's obviously defending the Somali community.
00:35:22.140 Listen to what he says about it.
00:35:24.220 That's not American.
00:35:26.080 That's not what we are about.
00:35:28.600 And we're going to do right by every single person in our cities.
00:35:32.080 And so to our Somali community.
00:35:48.360 All right.
00:35:50.800 He goes, that's not American.
00:35:52.240 Now let me talk Somali at you.
00:35:53.980 Now let me speak in an English or in a language you've never heard in your entire fucking life.
00:35:59.000 And he does that because 37% of Somali population in Minnesota can't speak English.
00:36:05.020 That's really high.
00:36:06.120 And their average IQ is 67.
00:36:07.940 So I don't think they're going to learn anytime soon either.
00:36:10.240 Whoopsie.
00:36:10.960 So he has to communicate with them through that.
00:36:13.020 And that was a whole press conference going back to the thing we just covered,
00:36:16.440 which is how he's not going to cooperate.
00:36:18.680 And the Minneapolis Police Department is not going to cooperate with ICE
00:36:22.940 as the administration moves in to get rid of some of the illegals.
00:36:28.060 Very true.
00:36:29.000 And then the media has been providing cover with all this scam talk in the news.
00:36:33.780 But it's not doing the heavy work they think they're doing.
00:36:37.080 Like this local news.
00:36:38.520 Can you read that headline?
00:36:39.580 Somali Minnesotans generate at least $500 million in income annually
00:36:43.300 and pay about $67 million in state and local taxes.
00:36:47.020 $67 million.
00:36:48.300 They're contributing.
00:36:49.380 And if you have the IQ of a Somali, you might go, whoa, that's a lot.
00:36:53.620 That's a lot of money.
00:36:54.560 I've never seen $67 million in my life.
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00:37:14.760 The number that they've taken in Minnesota state scams is a billion.
00:37:21.140 It's a lot.
00:37:21.760 And then Matt Walsh had a good breakdown of all these numbers as well.
00:37:24.720 There are around 80,000 Somalians in Minnesota.
00:37:27.720 If they contribute $67 million in state and local taxes,
00:37:30.880 that means they each pay on average about $800 or so.
00:37:33.840 To put that in perspective, the average Minnesotan pays anywhere from $8,000 to $10,000
00:37:38.680 in state and local taxes, which means Somalians are contributing more than 10 times less
00:37:43.900 to say nothing about the billions of dollars in fraud.
00:37:46.940 The media is trying to make the point that Somalians contribute to the economy,
00:37:49.700 but instead prove the exact opposite.
00:37:51.980 Ah, dang.
00:37:52.840 Dang, man.
00:37:53.520 Ends up it's the exact opposite.
00:37:54.880 I guess KTSP thought no one would look into it and just go, ooh, big number.
00:37:59.080 No one does the division.
00:38:00.460 Another person said there are 4,000 Somali children in Minnesota public schools.
00:38:06.620 Minnesota spends $18,600 per student.
00:38:10.260 The cost to educate Somali children is $74 million per year.
00:38:14.520 The whole of Somali paid annual taxes does not even cover the cost of their own children
00:38:19.520 in public schools.
00:38:21.000 Very true.
00:38:21.740 So there's the real breakdown.
00:38:23.200 Yeah.
00:38:23.660 And it's dark, guys.
00:38:24.820 It's like, when we said that Denmark study about the cost of a Somalian over their entire
00:38:31.960 life, and it was negative $1 million, it's like, damn, that's a fucking lot.
00:38:37.200 How are they getting to this number?
00:38:38.920 It's like your entire childhood during school.
00:38:41.720 Then it costs money to keep you incarcerated when you commit that first felony, of which
00:38:45.980 64% have before the age of 30 for Somali men in Denmark.
00:38:49.540 And then, not to mention the welfare, and then the fraud.
00:38:53.580 So it's all, it's just a money drain the entire time.
00:38:56.760 But they vote Democrat.
00:38:58.440 I guess that's good.
00:38:59.620 I guess that helps.
00:39:00.460 And this guy is a handyman in Minneapolis, I believe.
00:39:04.280 And listen to what he says about his interactions with the Somalis.
00:39:06.980 I'm from Minneapolis, and Somalians are just part of the culture here.
00:39:11.860 As far back as I can remember, I've always seen Somalians.
00:39:15.260 And in these past five years, the population increased so much.
00:39:20.900 It went from seeing them to them feeling like the majority, a lot of places that I go.
00:39:27.340 And also, over the past few years, I've noticed that I see a lot of them with new cars.
00:39:34.040 So I'm a handyman, and I've worked on a lot of Section 8 housing to make sure they're up
00:39:38.760 to standard.
00:39:39.900 And one thing I've noticed when I go to these Section 8 houses, one, it's usually a Somali
00:39:45.400 family.
00:39:46.500 What I mean, usually, it's nine times out of ten.
00:39:50.140 And those houses usually have new cars in the front.
00:39:53.900 I mean, cars with an S, multiple new cars.
00:39:56.360 And what I mean, usually, it's like eight out of ten Somali houses I've seen that.
00:39:59.980 And I always wondered how someone on Section 8 can afford multiple new cars.
00:40:07.520 I just couldn't put it together.
00:40:09.260 So now finding out about this fraud stuff makes so much sense.
00:40:15.680 There you go.
00:40:16.440 That's a firsthand account from someone who's seeing it himself.
00:40:20.320 Pretty interesting.
00:40:21.600 Yeah.
00:40:21.980 It's when you lie and cheat and do anything you can.
00:40:24.800 And if you have multiple wives and you stay unmarried, you're married under Sharia law,
00:40:29.660 but you stay unmarried for the U.S. government, now she can get benefits.
00:40:33.200 And then if you own a corner store, she can use those benefits to buy stuff to stock your
00:40:37.940 store with.
00:40:38.680 It's a big, big scam.
00:40:41.060 And it's not anyone's birthright.
00:40:44.220 Section 8 is down on your luck shit.
00:40:46.260 Americans.
00:40:47.260 The fact that they come here and then instantly get on it is so infuriating to me.
00:40:52.540 And that's a guy who, he's an American who has to go and work for them.
00:40:56.900 He's working on their shit and then going like, what the fuck?
00:41:00.180 These guys are living better than me and replacing me.
00:41:02.480 Very true.
00:41:03.440 And then we have a Ami Horowitz mini documentary, Man on the Street Thing, which he does.
00:41:09.880 He's very good.
00:41:10.660 Make sure you guys follow him.
00:41:12.100 Listen to what they said about Sharia law in America.
00:41:14.520 This is the Cedar Riverside neighborhood of Minneapolis.
00:41:17.740 Do you feel more comfortable living under American law or do you feel more comfortable
00:41:21.780 living under Sharia law?
00:41:26.660 Sharia law.
00:41:28.180 I'm a Muslim.
00:41:28.880 I prefer Sharia law.
00:41:30.680 Sharia law, yes.
00:41:32.160 You prefer Sharia law over American law?
00:41:36.000 Of course, yeah.
00:41:37.140 Of course, yeah.
00:41:39.080 And do you find most of your friends feel the same way?
00:41:42.860 Yeah, of course.
00:41:43.580 There you go.
00:41:46.360 It goes on and on like that.
00:41:47.800 But the statement, of course.
00:41:51.100 It's like, shouldn't that be an immigration question?
00:41:53.740 So when you move here, are you going to even attempt to assimilate or are you going to try
00:41:57.840 to do Sharia law?
00:41:59.280 Just as American as you and me.
00:42:00.920 We're such suckers, dude.
00:42:02.620 And if we don't wake up soon, they're going to take over entire cities.
00:42:06.260 We're talking about Minneapolis for the most part because that's the biggest population.
00:42:09.500 Did you guys know there are Somalis in Maine, Portland, and what's the other city over there
00:42:15.800 in Maine?
00:42:16.720 Bangor?
00:42:17.680 Yeah.
00:42:18.220 Maybe they're in Bangor.
00:42:20.460 Columbus.
00:42:21.400 They're going to start doing the same scam everywhere else.
00:42:24.020 So we have to wake up and we have another video here.
00:42:27.300 Before we go there, the thing that I was surprised with that clip, you think you would
00:42:31.680 lie.
00:42:32.680 Yeah.
00:42:33.300 No interest.
00:42:34.280 Like you can see the no thinking going on in their brain.
00:42:37.880 Would you prefer Sharia law or American law?
00:42:39.680 And they go, Sharia law.
00:42:41.820 Yeah.
00:42:42.240 That's the answer.
00:42:43.080 And you're on camera.
00:42:44.360 You're an immigrant.
00:42:45.240 You're barely here.
00:42:46.380 Yeah.
00:42:47.060 Don't you hear what you're saying?
00:42:48.340 Aren't you smart enough to go, well, we love America.
00:42:51.500 We're American.
00:42:52.540 And then-
00:42:53.160 And I would kind of be like, oh, American law.
00:42:55.580 You know?
00:42:56.180 Like do a little lie.
00:42:57.540 And then who's dumber?
00:42:59.300 Us as a nation with our immigration law or them?
00:43:02.560 They're willing to tell you straight up.
00:43:04.480 And so that makes us the real fucking idiots, right?
00:43:07.260 It's very true.
00:43:07.960 And not us.
00:43:08.840 If I was in charge or a Tom Selleck type was in charge of our immigration system, this
00:43:13.820 guy'd be gone.
00:43:14.620 All these people wouldn't be here.
00:43:15.960 And Jacob Frey.
00:43:17.200 Jacob Frey isn't low IQ.
00:43:19.140 I know.
00:43:19.640 But he pretends, oh, no, they're American.
00:43:22.320 They're becoming an American.
00:43:23.640 And it makes you wonder, you know it's not true because you're not stupid like them.
00:43:29.600 What's going on?
00:43:30.600 Yep.
00:43:31.620 And then we have another clip here from Nick Shirley, who also does a great job.
00:43:34.760 Make sure you guys follow him.
00:43:35.760 He interviews this family, this father and son, and listen to what they say about the
00:43:39.700 Muslim takeover.
00:43:40.920 Do you guys think St. Cloud has been taken over by Somalis?
00:43:44.180 Hell yeah.
00:43:45.020 Yeah.
00:43:45.240 How do you guys feel about the Smalley takeover?
00:43:47.480 Get up!
00:43:48.140 I don't know.
00:43:49.880 You don't want them here?
00:43:50.620 I mean, we can't.
00:43:51.200 I mean, I'm fine with them.
00:43:52.920 It's just that, like, it's, like, overpopulating.
00:43:55.760 Do you feel like they're going to eventually overpopulate the Americans here?
00:43:59.960 Yeah.
00:44:00.500 They definitely will.
00:44:01.420 And did you guys vote for them to come here?
00:44:03.080 As far as, like, did you guys have to pass any legislation in order to receive them?
00:44:07.500 No.
00:44:07.820 In your personal opinion, what's the biggest issue with them being here inside of you guys
00:44:11.500 in the city?
00:44:12.160 Driving.
00:44:13.780 It's always a car crash for no reason.
00:44:16.780 Robbing people.
00:44:18.180 Yeah.
00:44:18.880 Definitely crime.
00:44:19.960 Pirates.
00:44:20.920 And the correlation between the Somalis and Muslims, are the majority of them all Muslims?
00:44:25.240 Yeah.
00:44:25.420 So, 10 years from now, do you guys think the Somalis will be the majority here?
00:44:28.800 Yeah.
00:44:29.800 Definitely.
00:44:30.920 And that guy, like, he's reluctant to say the things because he knows it's controversial,
00:44:35.900 but that was a pretty honest interview.
00:44:37.880 Yeah.
00:44:38.100 He's kind of soft-spoken, almost hesitant to criticize the Somalis, who are clearly encroaching
00:44:43.820 on his life.
00:44:45.240 And it's so weird because this is happening to you.
00:44:50.900 This is happening to your son.
00:44:53.200 This is happening to where you live, your family.
00:44:55.880 And he's still hesitant to speak out.
00:44:58.940 And he said it himself.
00:45:00.440 They never voted for this.
00:45:01.660 This was never discussed.
00:45:03.460 This happened to you and is happening.
00:45:06.000 And he's still kind of like, I don't know if I can say anything.
00:45:08.600 Yeah.
00:45:09.220 And you know there's, like, the trope of, like, oh, these are good Muslims?
00:45:12.640 Yeah.
00:45:12.840 The good Muslims are Muslims that don't take being Muslim seriously.
00:45:17.300 Yeah.
00:45:17.760 So, the only good ones are the ones that aren't very Muslim at all.
00:45:21.260 And then the real hardcore Muslims are not the best.
00:45:24.800 Yeah.
00:45:25.320 It's interesting how that works.
00:45:26.660 And then keep in mind, we mentioned this before, a lot of terror cells and terror recruits
00:45:31.700 coming out of Minnesota now.
00:45:33.540 Yeah.
00:45:33.780 A study looks at the unprecedented Minnesota cluster of terror recruits that traveled to
00:45:38.380 fight for ISIS.
00:45:39.720 Great.
00:45:40.020 We've covered that for a long time.
00:45:41.960 And again, the Somalis are so dumb, they probably leave a trail that make it easy for our intelligence
00:45:46.540 community to find them.
00:45:47.660 I'm going to Afghanistan.
00:45:48.720 It's still work that needs to be done.
00:45:50.800 This wasted manpower when we could have just not had them here.
00:45:54.120 Yep.
00:45:54.680 Very true.
00:45:55.820 And then Minnesota also has a problem with roving Somali gangs.
00:46:00.560 But this city leader, she's defending them and pretending there's not an issue.
00:46:04.980 Yeah, this is the Democrats, obviously, Jacob Frey and her are circling the wagons and protecting
00:46:11.080 the running interference for the Somalis.
00:46:12.640 And this is the AG for Hennepin County.
00:46:15.380 This is Hennepin County attorney Mary Moriarty.
00:46:18.940 There are reports that the Trump administration is planning to send ICE agents here to the Twin
00:46:25.040 Cities to target our neighbors of Somali descent.
00:46:27.920 This is part of a recent pattern to single out our Somali community members.
00:46:34.400 This is rooted in the idea that if they spew hatred, it will divide us.
00:46:40.460 But we won't let that happen.
00:46:42.740 There are no roving gangs of Somali people in this community harassing, threatening, doing
00:46:50.680 anything to any of our community members.
00:46:53.580 And let me repeat that again, because I've heard this often.
00:46:56.760 There are no roving gangs of Somalis targeting or harassing or doing anything inappropriate
00:47:04.400 to any community members.
00:47:06.040 Those are simply lies.
00:47:07.140 All right.
00:47:07.500 So there's no roving gangs, according to this lady.
00:47:10.560 And let's go to clip number one.
00:47:14.620 There's some Somalis targeting community members.
00:47:19.120 Might not be a gang, looks, could be a mob, but they're slugging white people randomly.
00:47:24.800 They're teens.
00:47:25.320 And there's a bunch of them together, kind of roaming around.
00:47:29.620 I don't know if they're roving.
00:47:30.500 Maybe they're roaming.
00:47:31.680 And then we have another roving gang here.
00:47:34.320 Oh my God.
00:47:34.820 Oh my God.
00:47:36.020 Oh my God.
00:47:36.980 Oh my God.
00:47:37.860 Oh my God.
00:47:37.900 Why did I hit Bitty's ass?
00:47:39.480 Why did I hit Bitty's ass?
00:47:41.280 Why did I hit Bitty's ass?
00:47:43.320 Oh my God.
00:47:44.540 What the fuck?
00:47:45.220 What the fuck?
00:47:46.220 Yo!
00:47:47.600 Yo!
00:47:47.960 Looks like a roving gang to me.
00:47:49.580 Yeah.
00:47:50.060 And she's like kind of working at, she's using, the lesbian lady's using a attorney voice.
00:47:55.440 Like, oh, they're not technically roving.
00:47:58.320 They might be meandering or clustering together, but they're certainly not roving.
00:48:03.220 And I don't know who would say that.
00:48:06.320 Crazy.
00:48:06.940 Yeah.
00:48:07.220 And then even MSN or NBC News has come out with articles, Minneapolis struggles with Somali gangs.
00:48:12.600 Yeah, this is one of those things where they accidentally write the articles earlier when the truth, like, doesn't matter.
00:48:18.960 But then when it becomes politicized, a.k.a. Trump says something like he's going to end all immigration from Somalia or send in ICE, then they spin it.
00:48:27.860 Like, Haiti isn't a shithole.
00:48:29.740 Haiti's the best country ever.
00:48:31.320 Like, we saw Democrat celebrities doing that.
00:48:35.260 And so the truth is always out there.
00:48:37.020 We covered one where I think a kid got followed home and shot at.
00:48:41.060 Mm-hmm.
00:48:41.640 Remember that story?
00:48:42.760 Yep.
00:48:43.000 It was on a ring camera.
00:48:45.480 So, you know, there are gangs of Somalis.
00:48:48.420 They do all the crimes.
00:48:50.020 Those same pirate instincts.
00:48:51.660 They're not very good neighbors, guys.
00:48:53.600 And I don't know why, but Democrats make it this thing because some people never scratch the surface or never figure out that what they're doing out there, you know?
00:49:03.140 Yeah.
00:49:03.420 And they go, well, we can just kind of vaguely lie.
00:49:05.500 Mm-hmm.
00:49:06.380 And then also the Somali criminals get preferential treatment in our judicial system.
00:49:10.780 We have a guy here, two-time convicted sex offender on probation for previous offenses, kidnapped and raped, a woman at hotel in Bloomington in September.
00:49:20.480 And then can you read the context?
00:49:22.320 Mohammed was sentenced in May in two previous rape cases but served no prison time.
00:49:27.860 And then he does it again.
00:49:29.580 And we have his mug shots here.
00:49:31.560 He's getting worse and more disheveled.
00:49:33.680 And he does multiple rapes.
00:49:35.640 Mm-hmm.
00:49:36.080 And he doesn't actually go to jail.
00:49:37.680 That's crazy.
00:49:38.720 That's very crazy.
00:49:39.620 And then we have another guy, another person who did the same thing.
00:49:44.120 Can you read his context?
00:49:45.240 This one we covered on the show, and we're just going to update you.
00:49:47.980 But this is Kualinle Ibrahim, and he abducted a 12-year-old girl in Minnesota and raped her.
00:49:55.040 And then this is the one we covered where the St. Paul Islamic Center wrote a letter of community support saying he has not assimilated into non-Somali culture yet.
00:50:02.820 It's normal where he comes from.
00:50:04.700 So the mosque or the Islamic Center goes, come on, you've got to let him go.
00:50:08.680 That 12-year-old, you know, he's more important than her.
00:50:12.180 Very scary stuff.
00:50:13.340 No jail.
00:50:14.200 And then we have a clip here from Christy Noem, I believe, talking about the visa fraud.
00:50:21.120 It turns out half of the visas in this area are fraudulent.
00:50:25.740 Into Minnesota and their fraud on visas and their programs.
00:50:30.040 50% of them are fraudulent, which means that that wacko governor, Walls, either is an idiot or he did it on purpose.
00:50:41.980 And I think he's a retard.
00:50:43.560 Yeah, and I think he's doing it on purpose.
00:50:45.300 And I think he's doing it on purpose as well.
00:50:46.800 Yeah.
00:50:47.200 And then we're going to end our Somali section with this oilfield rando tweet.
00:50:50.840 I thought it was pretty insightful.
00:50:51.980 You can punish all white people for something a white dude did hundreds of years ago, but don't you dare punish the Somalis for something tons of Somalis do every day.
00:51:02.160 That's the takeaway.
00:51:03.460 Seems like there's a big push from the left that they're saying you can't judge a group because, like, a bunch of them do horrible shit and aren't good neighbors and aren't good for the community.
00:51:15.900 And it's like, yeah, we can.
00:51:18.560 That's our choice as Americans, right?
00:51:21.460 And they really don't like a flashlight being shown on all the scams.
00:51:25.200 Very true.
00:51:25.900 Yeah.
00:51:26.460 Well, that's the end of our migrant section.
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00:52:12.980 Yeah, no, that's really nice to see, too.
00:52:16.640 Grateful for all the support from all you guys.
00:52:20.660 Sometimes, you know, those end-of-year lists are kind of stupid or whatever, but it makes you think.
00:52:24.320 It makes you grateful.
00:52:25.560 Very blessed.
00:52:26.580 We're in your lives, you know?
00:52:28.680 We're in there.
00:52:29.640 We're in your house right now.
00:52:30.820 Yeah, that's crazy.
00:52:31.800 We're on the TV.
00:52:32.420 I don't think of it like that because we just come in here and we do it, and then I make some reels later.
00:52:38.060 But we're in a parasocial relationship with some of you.
00:52:41.300 I think of it like that.
00:52:42.760 God bless you guys.
00:52:44.040 We say a prayer before the show most every time, and today we prayed for you guys.
00:52:49.580 We love you all, and we're very grateful for your viewership.
00:52:52.440 Yes, we did.
00:52:52.940 God bless the audience because we couldn't do it without you.
00:52:55.640 God bless you guys.
00:52:56.740 Feels good.
00:52:57.280 We're all friends in real life.
00:52:59.280 No.
00:53:00.440 No.
00:53:01.300 All right.
00:53:01.760 Let's get to our first final page story.
00:53:05.140 This woman kind of cracked it.
00:53:07.720 Why nobody talking about, for the first time, Christmas is on 25, 25, 25.
00:53:15.540 Baby, we never going to get this time again.
00:53:22.760 December, this December, baby, blessings on top of that.
00:53:29.120 All right.
00:53:29.260 All right.
00:53:30.500 25, 25, 25.
00:53:32.220 It's like a palindrome or something.
00:53:34.280 To be fair, next year it will be on 26, 26, 26.
00:53:37.880 Oh.
00:53:38.740 So it's not that rare.
00:53:40.140 Yeah, yeah, true.
00:53:40.980 But 25, 25, 25, that's pretty good.
00:53:43.540 Is she doing a joke?
00:53:44.600 Is she a jokester or is she just really, really stoo-stoo?
00:53:49.020 I think she just kind of forgot how many months there is.
00:53:52.460 Yeah.
00:53:52.840 All right.
00:53:53.400 All right.
00:53:53.980 Hey, 25, 25, 25.
00:53:55.660 I'm excited.
00:53:56.900 Christmas.
00:53:57.480 I forgot about Christmas.
00:53:58.820 Yeah.
00:53:59.440 It's coming quick.
00:54:00.240 25, 25, 25.
00:54:01.580 All right.
00:54:02.120 All right.
00:54:02.460 Next, I thought this was pretty interesting.
00:54:04.980 We can't go too deep into it.
00:54:07.000 We're not a finance show.
00:54:08.680 But I thought this was interesting.
00:54:10.260 Can you read that?
00:54:10.820 16 out of the 25 most shorted stocks in America are biotech slash pharma companies.
00:54:16.680 Seven of those specialize in oncology.
00:54:19.180 Don't you see what's going on?
00:54:20.400 The hedge funds want you on chronic therapy like chemo to milk every penny before you die.
00:54:25.200 Remission means less profit, so they short the cancer treatments.
00:54:28.580 That's interesting.
00:54:29.900 I don't know, man.
00:54:31.000 A lot of pharma companies are kind of binary and results oriented, and they either moon or they go to shit.
00:54:38.940 They do a study or a test and a trial, and it works or it doesn't.
00:54:42.860 Yeah.
00:54:43.200 And a lot of them go to shit.
00:54:44.180 So I won't get too schizo there, but-
00:54:46.800 We all know that the medical industrial complex does not want people healed.
00:54:51.480 I just don't know if this is a good example of that.
00:54:54.180 All right.
00:54:54.820 But shorting, I mean, shorting companies does hurt their ability to raise money, to operate effectively, stuff like that.
00:55:00.200 So, yeah.
00:55:01.720 There's a little bit of truth in there, but it's probably not fully as bad as it seems.
00:55:06.280 Next, this is called friction welding.
00:55:08.580 I don't know if you guys ever heard of this.
00:55:10.280 I never did.
00:55:11.000 I thought it was interesting.
00:55:13.600 So you put the glass pieces together.
00:55:17.180 Spin it.
00:55:18.060 And then you spin it, and then it starts to smoke.
00:55:21.120 Friction creates the heat, and then boom.
00:55:23.740 The heat creates the welding.
00:55:25.660 And it sticks to it.
00:55:27.020 And we'll fast forward to the very end.
00:55:28.880 Oh, they do it for metal, too.
00:55:32.060 I didn't see this part.
00:55:33.340 The bolts.
00:55:34.860 Let's see what-
00:55:35.880 See, it gets hot.
00:55:37.100 You see, once it gets hot?
00:55:38.160 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:55:38.700 Then you're doing something different.
00:55:40.220 Then you're working with something different.
00:55:42.160 Okay.
00:55:42.700 All right.
00:55:43.300 Thank you.
00:55:43.660 So friction welding.
00:55:44.560 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:55:45.360 Try this at home and tag us, and that'll be cool.
00:55:49.420 Only if you're some sort of welder, and you know what you're doing.
00:55:51.920 Yeah.
00:55:53.040 Right?
00:55:53.580 All right.
00:55:54.040 Our next clip, Palmer Luckey.
00:55:55.960 You know who this guy is?
00:55:56.960 Yeah, yeah.
00:55:57.340 CEO of Anderle, founder.
00:55:59.520 He did Oculus.
00:56:00.980 He's Matt Gaetz's brother-in-law.
00:56:04.260 Matt Gaetz's wife's brother.
00:56:06.220 Yeah.
00:56:06.380 Yeah.
00:56:06.780 Which is interesting.
00:56:08.000 But he's kind of like a-
00:56:10.280 Eccentric billionaire.
00:56:11.060 Eccentric billionaire techno-futurist.
00:56:13.460 Yeah.
00:56:14.020 Yeah, yeah.
00:56:14.580 And he's like-
00:56:15.240 Which I kind of like those guys.
00:56:16.460 I kind of like those guys, too.
00:56:17.620 Just not Peter Thiel.
00:56:18.720 Yeah, just not where you get too godly.
00:56:21.040 Not the reptile.
00:56:21.780 You get a godly complex.
00:56:23.660 Yeah, Peter Thiel, the reptile, right?
00:56:25.340 Yeah.
00:56:26.280 Yeah, but I kind of like him.
00:56:27.640 But these guys are interesting, and even Elon falls in that category, where you get so rich
00:56:32.720 that your motivations and goals become different.
00:56:36.200 You're like, I'm not trying to get rich.
00:56:37.280 I'm trying to get us to Mars, to live there.
00:56:39.540 So these guys are interesting and eccentric.
00:56:42.760 Listen to what he says about the next frontier when it comes to warfare.
00:56:46.760 Do you believe that space will become the defining domain for 21st century national defense?
00:56:52.660 I actually believe that the subterranean domain will be the defining world space.
00:56:56.740 But nobody agrees with me, and every time I talk about it, I sound insane to people.
00:57:00.660 But I'll tell you this, there's a lot more crust than there is air or sea or surface of land.
00:57:06.100 And so vehicles that can maneuver through the crust of the earth the same way that some
00:57:09.940 Marines move through the water are going to be a huge deal.
00:57:12.980 I think they're going to define at least the second half of this century.
00:57:15.760 The benefits you get from submarines, both in terms of signature, but also inability,
00:57:19.380 someone can know exactly where a sub is.
00:57:20.940 It doesn't mean they can get to it and stop it.
00:57:22.620 All of those benefits are massively, massively compounded when you are in the crust of the earth.
00:57:28.480 It's quite easy to...
00:57:29.580 It's all about the crust.
00:57:30.920 Interesting.
00:57:31.480 I haven't even thought about the crust.
00:57:32.920 I never think about the crust at all.
00:57:35.320 Space, water, land, but like going through the land like a worm, but fast.
00:57:42.120 I think we're a far away away from that because I, you know, Elon has the boring company and
00:57:47.900 they bore through and they make tunnels.
00:57:50.340 Yeah.
00:57:50.780 I just read something the other day about how they have that giant drill that they tunnel
00:57:54.520 through and it goes and it, it kind of like churns up the ground and then tunnels through.
00:57:59.260 And then it's so big and hard and slow moving that they just bury that at the end.
00:58:04.980 Like they take away the, like the drill tip or like some pieces, but then the, the thing
00:58:10.440 that pushes it, like the entire body or whatever, they just go, all right, we're done with the
00:58:14.040 tunnel and they bury it because it's not even worth, it'd be so expensive to extract.
00:58:19.080 And it moves like an inch an hour or something.
00:58:22.560 Yeah.
00:58:22.720 Like it, it, it doesn't go far at all.
00:58:26.340 So I think we got a lot of way before we're digging around.
00:58:28.680 But, but think about that.
00:58:30.160 I'm not even, it's like, imagine going through.
00:58:34.460 You're chasing somebody in a military scenario and you're in an airplane.
00:58:37.260 He went to the crust and you don't know what to do.
00:58:39.900 And you're in the crust, just going through the crust.
00:58:42.600 That's insane.
00:58:43.680 I can't even think about that.
00:58:45.280 I don't think we're going to the crust that soon.
00:58:46.980 But if you could do maybe anti-gravitational space technology in the crust, but then you
00:58:53.420 still have to go through it.
00:58:54.700 Yeah.
00:58:54.940 What are you talking about?
00:58:55.520 And then how much energy do you need to push through the ground?
00:58:58.140 Like I, you can't even dig a six foot hole and it takes the whole day and it sucks.
00:59:01.480 I know.
00:59:01.660 You ever watched those gold mining shows, Gold Rush?
00:59:04.260 Yeah, yeah.
00:59:04.540 On History Channel?
00:59:05.640 It's so fucking hard.
00:59:06.800 All they're doing all day, moving dirt around.
00:59:09.780 This guy, you gotta find.
00:59:11.080 He might be full of shit now.
00:59:12.080 You gotta find something else to do.
00:59:13.560 It's not going to work.
00:59:14.480 Stay out of the crust, brother.
00:59:15.660 It's like trying to discourage next level thinking, go find something else.
00:59:21.020 This is impossible.
00:59:22.520 All right.
00:59:22.940 Our last piece of the final page of housekeeping.
00:59:25.400 This is how hair, based on its color, reacts to lasers.
00:59:30.780 Blonde hair, no reaction.
00:59:32.660 Whoa.
00:59:33.680 Medium brown, gets fizzled up.
00:59:36.760 Gets zapped up a little.
00:59:38.900 Darker brown, or brown as well, fizzled up.
00:59:42.500 Black?
00:59:43.380 Way fizzled up.
00:59:44.220 Way fizzled up.
00:59:45.660 Not going to be good for third worlders when the direct energy weapons start melting shit.
00:59:50.180 Not going to be good for you, Brad.
00:59:51.460 That includes me.
00:59:52.460 Yeah.
00:59:53.220 Blonde.
00:59:53.500 You'll be kind of okay.
00:59:54.540 You're more Auburn, I guess.
00:59:55.620 I'm blonde and a little hint of red.
00:59:57.880 And you know, there are definitely differences.
00:59:59.960 I've read somewhere that redheaded people need more anesthesia when they go into surgery.
01:00:05.800 You ever hear that?
01:00:06.440 I heard that.
01:00:07.200 Yeah.
01:00:07.940 So it manifests itself in differences.
01:00:10.600 And I saw a red version of this where they did red hair, and it was zero reaction.
01:00:14.880 Interesting.
01:00:15.220 So that's why I keep my hair short.
01:00:18.240 Yeah.
01:00:18.580 So when the laser direct energy weapons, you just get scalped really quick, and it doesn't
01:00:23.080 cause a fire.
01:00:23.820 Hope they don't shoot my ass.
01:00:25.160 Yeah.
01:00:25.820 Oh, disgusting.
01:00:27.420 Just kidding.
01:00:28.340 It might dig around in there, too.
01:00:29.520 I'm just digging.
01:00:30.480 I'm just kidding.
01:00:31.740 All right.
01:00:32.320 Freudian.
01:00:33.260 You're digging around where?
01:00:34.680 I'm not digging.
01:00:36.040 Everything's fine.
01:00:37.060 That is the end of housekeeping.
01:00:38.760 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.
01:00:41.300 All right.
01:00:43.380 Our first clip of Cringe of the Week.
01:00:45.420 These people get married, and they celebrate in a not great way.
01:01:01.240 Isn't that beautiful?
01:01:02.560 He gets a little boyed.
01:01:03.980 Us men like to be pampered, too.
01:01:05.880 Someone's got to sweep us off our feet.
01:01:07.600 Yeah.
01:01:08.200 Yeah.
01:01:08.920 But if you're gay, twink.
01:01:12.380 People always ask me, oh, Fleckus, why are you 260?
01:01:16.080 So this doesn't happen to me.
01:01:18.880 What was that number?
01:01:20.580 Oh, Fleckus, why are you 260?
01:01:22.580 So this doesn't happen to me.
01:01:24.400 They say that?
01:01:25.380 Yeah.
01:01:25.620 Do those people who say that ever see you on the scale when they say that?
01:01:29.400 They just vibe it out and go, you look like about 260.
01:01:33.000 Okay.
01:01:33.540 All right.
01:01:34.140 All right.
01:01:34.480 And then anyone, do you know what girl could pick me up?
01:01:38.120 Yeah, I got a cousin.
01:01:40.520 Yeah, I got a cousin who could pick you up.
01:01:42.700 All right.
01:01:43.280 It's rare.
01:01:44.060 It's rare.
01:01:44.700 See, that's the point.
01:01:45.600 Yeah, yeah.
01:01:45.960 That's why you got to be big so you don't get embarrassed on your wedding day.
01:01:49.260 I think he likes it.
01:01:50.260 I don't think he's embarrassed.
01:01:51.080 I think there are some guys like who, they like a big mountain to climb.
01:01:55.480 They like a big lady.
01:01:57.180 Then some girls like to be strong like the man.
01:02:00.680 No, I think they resent it no matter what.
01:02:02.620 Like she'll do it and laugh in the moment.
01:02:04.880 But then at the end she goes, she has like a bad taste in her mouth.
01:02:08.600 And then when a guy at the gym who's jacked flirts with her, she's receptacle to it.
01:02:13.200 Receptacle.
01:02:13.840 Oh, Byron.
01:02:15.620 Byron over here.
01:02:17.660 All right.
01:02:18.300 Let's get to our next story.
01:02:19.700 This guy is a Seattle public school teacher and he's got a lot of pronouns.
01:02:24.800 Yeah.
01:02:24.960 I don't know if he's a teacher, but this is like their gender book kit lesson.
01:02:28.860 So this is like, and it's under the kindergarten tab.
01:02:31.400 So I think this is a video you watch if you're in kindergarten in Seattle public schools.
01:02:36.100 Part of the curriculum.
01:02:37.500 Hi there, everyone.
01:02:38.680 My name is Brennan Hamm and I'm the health education specialist and trainer for Seattle
01:02:42.120 public schools.
01:02:42.920 I prefer my name to pronouns, but anything said with respect is great.
01:02:46.380 So they, she, and he all work for me.
01:02:48.080 Um, I'm very excited to be here with you today because we are going to read a fabulous book
01:02:53.600 called Introducing Teddy.
01:02:55.440 Now, before we begin, um, I would like to cover some important words that'll really, really
01:03:01.040 help us understand this story better.
01:03:03.480 Gender means a person's feeling about being either a boy or a girl, neither, both, or somewhere
01:03:11.120 in between.
01:03:12.100 Gender role means cultural ways about how men and women are supposed to act.
01:03:18.160 We get it.
01:03:19.120 Yeah.
01:03:19.420 And he starts reading from a children's book.
01:03:21.340 That's all about this shit.
01:03:22.580 But the first thing the gay man says to the kindergartners is gender is a person's feeling
01:03:28.740 about what you feel like you are.
01:03:31.580 And you're asking like a four or five year old to start making some pretty big decisions.
01:03:36.820 The first thing they do is lie to your kindergartner in Seattle.
01:03:40.300 What the fuck happened?
01:03:41.600 I thought we were done with some of this shit.
01:03:43.280 And what's he wearing?
01:03:44.120 Is he wearing the head thing?
01:03:45.420 You know, he's got his nails done.
01:03:47.540 He's wearing the head thing and he's got the, uh, earrings and then also some, uh, potential
01:03:53.860 symbolism on the shirt.
01:03:55.400 Yeah.
01:03:55.840 I don't like some of those symbols.
01:03:57.360 I think that's on an FBI list somewhere.
01:03:59.240 Yes.
01:04:00.200 Yeah.
01:04:00.860 And you know what?
01:04:01.860 The, those type of hat, the women and gay men who wear these hats, it's an insufferable
01:04:07.460 indicator.
01:04:08.460 That's a bad hat.
01:04:09.560 You guys shouldn't be wearing.
01:04:10.460 It's not good.
01:04:11.460 And we're going to get into some dark stories.
01:04:13.640 Now we kind of have like a story, story, story, and these are dark.
01:04:17.720 Yeah.
01:04:18.080 It's a bad cringe guys.
01:04:19.460 It's tough.
01:04:20.180 It's an evil world out there.
01:04:21.340 And we have to highlight that too.
01:04:23.520 Can't every, not everything can be uplifting gold.
01:04:25.780 Yeah.
01:04:26.080 Can you read that first story from Redux, please?
01:04:28.160 Yeah.
01:04:28.460 A trans identified male who strangled his own mother before raping her corpse was moved
01:04:35.700 to a woman's prison in Illinois after complaining of feeling unsafe in a men's prison.
01:04:41.020 John Finnegan is currently housed in a facility with a mother baby unit.
01:04:45.040 And then obviously the picture here from John Finnegan, who strangled, then did some unspeakable
01:04:51.200 things to his mother's body.
01:04:53.140 He doesn't even try.
01:04:54.960 He just says, I'm a lady.
01:04:56.660 That's so true.
01:04:57.780 He's not, no makeup, no nothing.
01:04:59.700 No, some lipstick on.
01:05:01.120 No hair, no nothing.
01:05:02.640 So that's the average trans guy.
01:05:05.860 And that's every trans person.
01:05:07.820 That's what the crimes they all do.
01:05:09.520 And he feels unsafe in a men's prison because in men's prisons, they don't take kindly to
01:05:15.500 people like that.
01:05:16.580 He feels unsafe in a men's prison because there are men there.
01:05:19.680 So what does he as a man do?
01:05:21.480 He wants to get put in a woman's prison and he's in a mother baby unit.
01:05:25.540 So it's kind of some, he's on some Norman Bates shit.
01:05:27.980 Yeah.
01:05:28.480 I'm sure the women in the women's prison feel safe or the children of the baby in the women's
01:05:32.360 prison feel safe.
01:05:33.360 And J.B.
01:05:33.840 Pritzker goes, this is all great.
01:05:35.860 Donald Trump's a fascist.
01:05:37.320 Yeah.
01:05:38.260 Why do you hate trans folks?
01:05:40.140 Are you scared of them?
01:05:40.840 Yeah.
01:05:41.060 No, I'm not going to help ice.
01:05:42.900 Yeah.
01:05:43.420 Not good.
01:05:44.280 And we have another story, which is similar.
01:05:46.640 This is out of Canada and it's somehow worse.
01:05:49.820 Yeah.
01:05:50.380 This story basically summed up by this woman.
01:05:54.060 It's a violent offender who raped a three month old baby and drowned a three year old
01:06:00.440 child.
01:06:01.920 Then they transition.
01:06:03.700 They do all the crimes and they go, well, I'm transitioning now.
01:06:07.500 And then the criminal was transferred to Frazier Valley's women's institution, housed next
01:06:13.440 door to a unit with a mother's and their small children, then assaulted a female inmate while
01:06:19.320 inside.
01:06:20.560 This isn't compassion.
01:06:22.100 This is putting the most vulnerable women and children in prison at direct risk.
01:06:26.300 How many more horror stories do we need?
01:06:27.980 So obviously that's horrible and that's scary and that's like violent against children.
01:06:33.700 And that's what this guy did.
01:06:35.100 And now he's in prison with other children somehow.
01:06:38.560 It actually gets worse.
01:06:40.620 Listen to what he's doing now that he's transitioned.
01:06:43.740 Yeah.
01:06:43.960 The British Columbia government paid for his implants while in prison.
01:06:48.980 That's the worst part.
01:06:50.220 That's the accelerator.
01:06:51.260 That's the sprinkle of cheese on top.
01:06:52.800 So he did all those horrible, unthinkable things.
01:06:55.740 Then he transitioned and then taxpayer money funded him to get breast implants.
01:07:01.040 Cosmetic surgery.
01:07:02.700 You pay for it.
01:07:03.820 Yeah.
01:07:04.180 If you're in Canada.
01:07:04.980 Yep.
01:07:05.740 Pretty sick.
01:07:06.600 And we have another-
01:07:07.620 They probably do a land acknowledgement before putting the silicon in.
01:07:10.560 We're on Ojibwe land and I'm giving this baby-er for fake new tits.
01:07:16.060 Thank you.
01:07:16.780 Yeah.
01:07:17.600 That's literally what we're dealing with.
01:07:19.180 Yep.
01:07:19.720 And then this story, I believe, is out of Wales.
01:07:23.820 Which is the UK.
01:07:25.320 Which is not England, but it's the UK, right?
01:07:27.380 Wales is that little kind of-
01:07:28.660 They speak Welsh.
01:07:29.460 They're over there on the side.
01:07:30.480 I'm not very strong in my geography.
01:07:36.280 Yes.
01:07:36.820 Geo-geography.
01:07:38.040 Yes, Byron.
01:07:38.640 But-
01:07:38.960 I was right.
01:07:39.720 Wales, they make one of them the Prince of Wales.
01:07:42.980 They make one of the royal guys the Prince of Wales.
01:07:45.180 And then they say, hey, you're still part of this.
01:07:47.600 And Wales kind of doesn't like it, I think.
01:07:49.480 That makes sense.
01:07:50.420 Wales doesn't like it and they speak a little different.
01:07:52.540 Maybe they should fight each other over it.
01:07:53.980 Meanwhile, there's a million Indian and Somali people.
01:07:56.840 Yeah.
01:07:57.640 No brother wars.
01:07:58.660 Yeah.
01:07:58.840 No brother wars, guys.
01:08:00.040 All right.
01:08:00.320 Well, listen to-
01:08:01.060 But the English kind of beat them up or used to, used to.
01:08:03.460 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:08:04.200 Now everyone's gone soft.
01:08:05.520 Nothing happens.
01:08:06.400 And it's pretty ridiculous what they're up to.
01:08:08.760 Listen to what this judge did.
01:08:10.240 Can you read that tweet?
01:08:11.120 Wales judge Tracy Lloyd-Clark, who previously freed a 33-year-old man convicted of a girl under 14 due to prison overcrowding, has now sentenced a British man to 20 months in jail over a post on Twitter.
01:08:27.380 And the post on Twitter was, if you're a white dude apologizing for saying the N-word, you're an F-slur.
01:08:32.860 Yeah.
01:08:33.440 Which is a funny sentence.
01:08:34.780 That's just funny.
01:08:35.700 And it's true.
01:08:36.500 It's two slurs.
01:08:37.960 You know, but yeah, so that's what's important.
01:08:40.240 The actual crime, the thought crime is worse than an actual victim crime, right?
01:08:47.560 Because that's what you do when you're in like a late stage dystopian society and the judge is all in on it.
01:08:53.960 20 months in jail for a tweet-
01:08:57.520 For words.
01:08:58.160 And then ravening a child, prison's kind of crowded and you're good.
01:09:03.200 Better get off.
01:09:03.920 Better get home.
01:09:04.460 And I kind of realized the GG, the double G in both the N-word and the F-slur.
01:09:12.360 That's a cathartic sound.
01:09:14.760 There's something there.
01:09:15.640 Yeah, there's something to it.
01:09:17.200 There's a hardness to it.
01:09:18.380 Yeah.
01:09:18.940 Good point.
01:09:20.460 Yeah.
01:09:20.780 Well, so sorry, guys.
01:09:22.240 I mean, that's not the greatest cringe, but it's basically like a bunch of baby and young-
01:09:28.460 and like violent, mentally ill people and then-
01:09:32.760 Sexual predator criminals.
01:09:34.160 And then you're paying for their breast implants or they're letting them go.
01:09:37.460 And then if you tweet something, you go to jail.
01:09:39.580 It's pretty dark.
01:09:40.420 Yeah.
01:09:41.160 Black billing almost.
01:09:42.000 We're going to end on a lighter note.
01:09:43.980 This is kind of a trend you see in like Miami or LA.
01:09:48.100 A lot of the guys who drive high-end cars.
01:09:51.260 Turns out they're sharing them with all their roommates.
01:09:54.560 So here's how you fake flex in Miami for the cheapest amount possible.
01:09:58.080 You can get a one-pay lease for $60,000 for a brand new Lamborghini Urus.
01:10:02.700 If you've ever heard of those people that split a supercar four, five, six, seven ways,
01:10:06.960 six, seven ways, this is how they do it.
01:10:08.760 Most likely one of them or all of them will get this lease for $60,000, which is only $5,000 a month.
01:10:13.700 They'll split it five ways.
01:10:15.000 Let's say that's $1,000 a month per person.
01:10:17.620 Everyone gets their six days a month with it and they plan this out heavily.
01:10:21.440 They make sure their six days are action-packed.
01:10:23.780 They're going to the clubs.
01:10:24.720 They're going to the bars.
01:10:25.700 They're going grocery shopping.
01:10:27.080 They're going on their dates the six days that they have the earth.
01:10:29.820 As long as they don't put too many miles on it and clean it up for daddy or who's ever next in line,
01:10:34.700 bro, they get away with this.
01:10:35.940 7,500 miles for 12 months isn't too bad for a super expensive car like this.
01:10:40.080 So as long as they just cruise around town and Chad doesn't take it on any more road trips,
01:10:44.160 they should be well within their mileage limit.
01:10:46.160 This is your friendly reminder to never compare yourself to other people because they're most
01:10:49.900 likely doing this shit.
01:10:51.140 I swear.
01:10:51.660 It's very interesting.
01:10:52.600 It's like a little insight into how the scam mind works.
01:10:56.320 And they do it with Rolexes too.
01:10:58.600 Where a bunch of guys will buy a Rolex and then they'll just like,
01:11:02.360 all right, it's your turn with the car and the Rolex and you get the Rolex in the car.
01:11:06.780 And then you have like a week where you pretend you're P. Diddy.
01:11:09.720 It's interesting.
01:11:10.880 Flexing culture is very interesting because there are certain cities where it really matters more.
01:11:15.980 And Miami is definitely one of those.
01:11:17.640 And there are certain retarded people who it does matter if you have a Lamborghini and a Rolex on.
01:11:26.160 They will buy your course.
01:11:27.960 They will do something afterwards.
01:11:30.660 You know, they'll take the next step, sign the check.
01:11:32.980 They will bring you back to their apartment.
01:11:35.120 Yeah.
01:11:35.840 Girls.
01:11:36.420 Yeah.
01:11:36.620 Girls probably like this.
01:11:38.520 It's interesting.
01:11:39.600 And it's just like a whole scam.
01:11:40.840 It's almost be disqualifying where it's like if you take a girl out on a date and she like hooks up with you because you have a Lamborghini Urus.
01:11:50.620 It's almost, that's disqualifying.
01:11:52.680 Yeah.
01:11:53.220 But she would have hooked up with anybody if they had the same car.
01:11:56.880 And then like that's who you're spending your time with.
01:11:59.100 And then there's a thing there where, well, I guess it doesn't really matter for the Miami guys because if they're just looking to hook up with the girl.
01:12:05.360 They just want to nut.
01:12:06.660 Yeah.
01:12:06.900 They're not like trying to date him, I guess, but it's like a, you're just participating in like a, like a hedonic treadmill, hedonic subculture that you never really get out.
01:12:18.060 And then I met the nice girl who likes the Lamborghini Urus and she's.
01:12:21.960 And we made it out.
01:12:22.840 We had five kids together.
01:12:24.120 Prostitute with the heart of gold.
01:12:25.440 Yeah.
01:12:25.840 P with the H and G.
01:12:27.100 Yep.
01:12:27.560 Very nice.
01:12:28.200 Well, that's the end of cringe.
01:12:29.280 We're now moving on to urban decay.
01:12:34.140 All right.
01:12:34.700 In our first clip of urban decay, this guy freaks out over a bad haircut.
01:12:42.340 So he's checking his lineup.
01:12:53.480 He's mad about the lineup.
01:12:54.620 Barber tells him good day, sir.
01:13:14.420 Doesn't want the business.
01:13:15.200 Guy walks out.
01:13:18.820 Should be over, right?
01:13:19.740 Little confrontation.
01:13:22.840 No, he comes back with a gun.
01:13:28.160 While the kids are in the barbershop, he's brandishing.
01:13:31.500 They're hugging each other in the corner.
01:13:33.200 So he's pointing the gun, brandishing it.
01:13:46.400 The kids have gotten out.
01:13:48.460 But he's not even really beating him or pistol whipping him.
01:13:50.880 He's just trying to humiliate him, right?
01:13:52.860 Hey, thanks to my come kill your bitch ass.
01:13:55.200 You're lucky I want to go back to prison, nigga.
01:13:57.960 You're lucky I want to go back to prison, nigga.
01:14:00.460 You're lucky I don't want to go back to prison.
01:14:02.060 And it's like, eh, you might be still going back to prison.
01:14:04.500 You're on film, brandishing, threatening.
01:14:06.980 I got a bad feeling.
01:14:09.260 Parole.
01:14:10.320 It's a parole violation for your brother.
01:14:12.280 And I don't know if you noticed his outfit.
01:14:14.080 And then he had the little patch on his shoulder.
01:14:17.320 That's like a, I think he's a security guard.
01:14:19.580 Yeah.
01:14:19.780 The green pants.
01:14:20.900 Yeah.
01:14:21.080 I think he's something.
01:14:22.280 Some sort of like mall security guard type.
01:14:24.920 So he's a felon who's been to jail already, working security, threatening the barber because
01:14:30.320 his line wasn't straight.
01:14:31.560 And he has a gun.
01:14:32.740 In front of kids.
01:14:33.340 So you're lucky I don't go back to prison.
01:14:34.980 You only go to prison for felonies.
01:14:36.620 And then aren't felons not allowed to have guns?
01:14:39.620 Yeah.
01:14:40.380 Huh.
01:14:41.000 That's strange.
01:14:43.080 That's weird how that works.
01:14:44.500 And then see how quick it escalates too.
01:14:46.400 There's just like a little disagreement.
01:14:47.800 And they're both like in this like jockeying for like, well, you know, come on, man.
01:14:53.080 And the guy, the customer's always right.
01:14:54.960 And he goes, well, man, I'm just going to have to call it quits.
01:14:58.220 No, it doesn't.
01:14:59.560 It doesn't end there.
01:15:00.680 You don't get to end it there.
01:15:02.140 And he didn't have the best hairline to begin with.
01:15:04.880 So the middle aged man complaining about how he looks.
01:15:07.500 So the hairline goes back and the barber's doing what he can with it.
01:15:11.000 And he pulls the gun out for all that.
01:15:14.280 You're supposed to just take the bad haircut and say, yep, looks good.
01:15:17.700 Thank you.
01:15:18.460 And you give a tip and you go home and you buzz it.
01:15:20.920 I feel bad for black business owners who have to serve black customers.
01:15:25.300 Because, you know, and obviously not all black customers are bad.
01:15:28.100 There's probably some really nice ones.
01:15:29.760 And you have a good culture.
01:15:31.260 And you talk about the NBA or something.
01:15:32.980 And I don't know what you guys chit-chat about.
01:15:34.860 But then you get these fucking idiots who can't control themselves and blow up your business.
01:15:40.600 These fucking idiots.
01:15:42.840 Yeah.
01:15:44.420 Hard eye.
01:15:45.860 Hard eye idiots.
01:15:47.840 So true.
01:15:49.020 All right.
01:15:49.280 Let's go to our next clip.
01:15:50.460 This is a dark story as well.
01:15:53.500 This man on a bike in a store strikes a toddler.
01:15:57.520 You should have gotten the hint when you saw him doing antisocial shit already.
01:16:01.020 But here's the clip.
01:16:02.980 So he gets off the bike in the store and he slaps a baby.
01:16:07.220 It's a white woman's baby.
01:16:10.060 And he just stands there.
01:16:11.540 She hits him a little bit.
01:16:12.940 But.
01:16:14.640 You got to know man on a bike, not good.
01:16:17.340 Yeah.
01:16:17.680 Man on a bike in the store.
01:16:19.220 There's these little things where you need to listen to your intuition about what's antisocial behavior and what's not.
01:16:26.120 And he gets back on the bike and a crowd forms and she starts informing them.
01:16:30.020 He slapped my baby for no reason.
01:16:31.780 But then no guy comes and just beats his ass.
01:16:34.860 And nobody holds him back.
01:16:35.880 Oh, he tries to approach again.
01:16:38.320 But yeah, this is in Texas.
01:16:39.400 Don't mess with Texas.
01:16:40.520 It's an opportunity just to beat the fuck out of that guy.
01:16:43.080 Mm-hmm.
01:16:43.760 Yeah.
01:16:44.000 All right.
01:16:44.480 This next story is probably my favorite story from Urban.
01:16:49.620 There is a special needs kid.
01:16:52.160 And the guy filming accuses the special needs kid of calling him the N-word.
01:16:56.040 Make sure you tell your son to watch his mouth.
01:17:00.860 He's using derogatory terms.
01:17:02.400 He's not my son.
01:17:03.700 Well, whoever he is.
01:17:04.780 He is a special needs.
01:17:06.940 You cannot make him stop saying that.
01:17:08.960 He can stop saying that.
01:17:10.100 How do you learn the word?
01:17:12.120 He learned it from people at school.
01:17:14.260 So why are you using it?
01:17:15.040 His family doesn't talk like that.
01:17:16.560 So why are you using it against other people?
01:17:18.440 He's special needs, sir.
01:17:19.960 Do you understand that?
01:17:21.300 So why are you using it to call me?
01:17:22.920 Let's go.
01:17:23.340 Come on, man.
01:17:23.920 Get out of here.
01:17:24.800 You're on camera.
01:17:26.020 You don't understand.
01:17:27.780 I don't mean to understand.
01:17:28.660 He has a genetic disorder.
01:17:30.080 But he's smart enough to know.
01:17:30.720 His brain is not right.
01:17:32.460 But he knows where to use the word at.
01:17:34.000 Okay.
01:17:34.260 Leave me alone.
01:17:34.960 And who to use it to.
01:17:35.760 Leave me alone.
01:17:36.560 Then get out of here.
01:17:37.800 I'm easy.
01:17:39.440 I said Mickey Mouse.
01:17:41.160 I said magic.
01:17:42.960 Mickey Mouse.
01:17:44.900 Thank you.
01:17:45.240 I agree with the kid.
01:17:47.540 Yeah, the kid, although he was taught the word by his friends at school, he was able
01:17:52.460 to correctly identify one.
01:17:54.300 So I guess, I don't know, he's smarter than you give him credit for.
01:17:57.160 But the whole confrontation, it's just such a question of like, so why don't you like
01:18:03.860 the word?
01:18:05.320 It's a slur and then like people oppress you with it or something, right?
01:18:09.340 They hold you down with it.
01:18:10.740 Yeah.
01:18:10.960 So if you heard your boss calling you the N-word on the phone to a colleague, you'd go,
01:18:15.220 man, that's fucked up.
01:18:16.440 I'll never get treated right at this job.
01:18:18.300 They're oppressing me.
01:18:19.020 They're holding me back.
01:18:20.680 Hearing the six-letter word from a kid who's clearly out of this world's special needs,
01:18:26.380 there's really no threat or anything there.
01:18:28.680 He oppressing me.
01:18:29.580 Maybe just a little discomfort or like, I didn't really like that.
01:18:32.720 But to confront his elderly caretaker and make demands afterwards, it kind of says more
01:18:38.620 about you than it does about the kid.
01:18:41.280 And it's not like his family's all chirping.
01:18:42.960 Yeah, say it around.
01:18:43.880 Next time you see one, say it.
01:18:45.460 And he's proving the kid right.
01:18:48.200 Kind of.
01:18:48.760 Because you're intimidating a special needs kid and a senior citizen.
01:18:53.060 Yeah.
01:18:53.340 And I actually like how the lady handled it where she politely tried to explain it.
01:18:56.780 And then once he got a little too weird and like pushy, she goes, you don't understand.
01:19:01.340 Like, I'm not talking to you.
01:19:03.280 Get away from me, basically.
01:19:04.300 Yeah, very true.
01:19:06.360 Base kid, though.
01:19:07.340 Base kid.
01:19:07.900 He's got a bright future.
01:19:08.980 Base kid, bright future.
01:19:10.700 And he's got a more active frontal lobe than the guy filming.
01:19:14.160 That's what I'm saying.
01:19:15.040 It says more about you confronting this visibly disabled kid.
01:19:21.320 He does a turn to look in front of the camera when he's getting called out at first.
01:19:25.720 And it's like, oh, oh, sorry.
01:19:27.460 Sorry, kid.
01:19:28.560 When he goes like this, he looks at the camera.
01:19:31.440 He's all cross-eyed and open-mouthed.
01:19:33.360 And then you're still going to confront the woman.
01:19:35.720 Yeah, you're oppressing me.
01:19:37.100 Yeah, crazy.
01:19:38.420 It's pretty funny.
01:19:39.080 And then also, while I was digging on this and learning more about this story, I found
01:19:43.580 some black fan fiction online saying that white people tell their kids when you're lost,
01:19:50.620 find a black person to help you because they're safe.
01:19:53.780 You call us ghetto.
01:19:56.200 Ignorant.
01:19:57.420 Monkeys.
01:19:58.480 But when your white children are lost, you tell them to find a black woman or a man.
01:20:03.860 I did not even know this was a thing until this young lady witnessed it in the store.
01:20:10.400 And before y'all come to me, ain't nothing wrong with helping a child of any race.
01:20:14.540 Race shouldn't even be involved.
01:20:15.900 But y'all make it involved.
01:20:17.440 Some of you do.
01:20:18.220 When this child went and found her a black teenager, the mom comes with the police like,
01:20:24.120 why the hell are you touching my child so we can't win for losing?
01:20:26.780 I was in a grocery store today where a random white child ran up to a random black teenager.
01:20:33.100 She looked to be about 15, 16 years old, but probably appeared older to him because he
01:20:38.680 looked to be about six, seven years old.
01:20:41.240 So he went up to her, grabbed her hand and was like, mommy told me to find one of you.
01:20:46.560 If I'm lost, can you help?
01:20:49.320 That doesn't sound right.
01:20:50.800 Does it sound like any lesson I would teach my children?
01:20:55.160 Mommy told me to find one of you if I'm lost.
01:20:57.340 And I think the implication was adults, not blacks.
01:21:02.040 But the black people roll with it and they assume the entire white community is saying,
01:21:06.440 find a black person when you're lost.
01:21:08.600 And I'll let you in on a little secret.
01:21:09.940 We usually say, find a trusted adult.
01:21:12.440 Usually that's someone in uniform, a police officer, a fireman, even someone who works at
01:21:17.380 the Publix because we know they can't just kidnap me.
01:21:21.040 That's their workplace.
01:21:23.100 So yeah, but I don't know.
01:21:24.840 There's some little revisionist black history.
01:21:26.900 And then she uses it to hate on white people too, because apparently we're, we're there.
01:21:32.580 There are kids safety valve in case of emergency.
01:21:36.000 In case you ever want to get your Game Boy taken.
01:21:40.580 Run me your shit.
01:21:41.860 Run me your pockets.
01:21:43.440 I'm looking for a phone number.
01:21:45.380 And we do have some stats and this is going to be, you know, a little dark as well, but
01:21:51.240 it's a child molestation by race.
01:21:55.360 So it's not even true where like, oh, you're safest with a black person or a Hispanic person.
01:22:00.780 Yeah.
01:22:01.180 It's not good.
01:22:01.820 The graph's not good there.
01:22:03.240 It's lopsided.
01:22:04.200 And then child abuse rate in the United States by race or ethnicity of the victim.
01:22:09.580 White's the lowest.
01:22:10.880 White's at the bottom.
01:22:11.700 Yeah.
01:22:11.960 All right.
01:22:12.700 Let's go to our next.
01:22:13.460 So just to, so if you were going to tell your kids, find a black person, I'd say, no, stay
01:22:19.380 within the race.
01:22:20.280 Yeah, exactly.
01:22:21.840 All right.
01:22:22.060 Let's go to our next clip, which is a Facebook marketplace robbery.
01:22:25.900 It does not go well.
01:22:27.280 Can you let that play?
01:22:28.620 Yeah.
01:22:28.780 It's got some music on it, but you can see these two YNs are reaching for it.
01:22:32.840 And one pulls out a gun, looks like they have a PS5 and they take his phone.
01:22:38.420 So a lot of times you might be thinking, oh, I got to meet at the police station for the
01:22:41.900 Facebook marketplace swap.
01:22:44.560 And you know, if I don't, I could lose the PS5, but you also lose whatever else you have
01:22:49.700 that's valuable.
01:22:50.480 It's not just losing the item.
01:22:51.620 You lose your phone, your wallet.
01:22:52.780 So maybe even the car you came in.
01:22:54.540 Yeah.
01:22:54.720 So it's a very big swing the other way.
01:22:57.160 Very true.
01:22:57.980 Any lessons there?
01:22:59.000 I wonder what their names were on Facebook.
01:23:01.520 And, uh, this guy, like they got the hoodies on.
01:23:05.740 One of them has the mask and comes up with the gun, but really you can flake at any moment
01:23:12.440 for any reason.
01:23:13.260 And if you even get vaguely uncomfortable at a Facebook meetup, there's no reason to
01:23:17.940 go, well, I'll test this out.
01:23:19.820 I don't want to be racist.
01:23:21.120 Yeah.
01:23:21.540 There's no, sure enough.
01:23:23.760 Damn.
01:23:24.300 I gave him the benefit of the doubt and I lost $800 worth of merchandise.
01:23:27.620 He wasn't looking to do a clean PS5 deal.
01:23:31.060 Ah, that's too bad.
01:23:32.540 The guy in the shiesty and the hood up and the ski mask wasn't looking to buy my PS5 for
01:23:38.160 450.
01:23:39.200 You know what?
01:23:39.900 I think we've covered it on the show, but buying and selling golf clubs.
01:23:43.260 Clean market.
01:23:46.660 Consumer electronics.
01:23:48.620 That's a roll of the dice.
01:23:49.920 Very much a roll of the dice.
01:23:50.860 Golf clubs.
01:23:51.640 You get country club member guys.
01:23:53.520 Yeah.
01:23:54.160 All right.
01:23:54.480 Let's go to our final piece of urban.
01:23:56.340 We have some snap updates, snap EBT updates.
01:24:00.740 Uh, first this woman, basically there was an update where you need to work, I believe
01:24:04.160 at least four hours a week to get snap.
01:24:07.580 Yeah.
01:24:08.280 That's not federal.
01:24:09.680 Or it actually might be federal, but there, there are some more things coming, I think
01:24:15.600 with a big, beautiful bill, but I think it's, you have to work, you have to show that you're
01:24:18.840 working at least four hours a week.
01:24:20.780 And then this woman is scared about that because that's too much.
01:24:24.700 I don't think it's fair that he do that, but.
01:24:27.760 And you were saying you think it's going to hurt a lot of people?
01:24:30.020 Oh yeah, definitely.
01:24:31.860 Definitely it's going to hurt a lot of people because you never know.
01:24:34.980 You know what?
01:24:35.560 Especially now that we are on the holidays and everybody wants to have a good dinner and
01:24:41.400 everything.
01:24:41.940 And if you don't give it to them, it's going to be really hard.
01:24:45.120 It's very sudden and it will affect people.
01:24:47.620 It's very hard.
01:24:48.840 And then you're almost alluding to like people are going to what?
01:24:51.360 Steal because they don't get the free food?
01:24:53.720 Riot.
01:24:54.400 And so this is, people must work 80 hours per month.
01:24:58.800 Oh, 80.
01:24:59.780 Yeah.
01:25:00.400 80 hours per month, which amounts to four hours a day, basically.
01:25:03.640 Four hours a day.
01:25:04.440 I thought it was four hours a week.
01:25:05.640 Yeah.
01:25:06.000 No, no, no.
01:25:06.440 I was saying, oh, you got four hours.
01:25:08.420 It's too much.
01:25:09.060 And then again, they choose the fat, barely speaking English woman.
01:25:14.600 The worst spokesman ever gets on TV.
01:25:17.420 People don't even know what damage they're doing to their own group when they do shit.
01:25:20.400 That's a little tongue in cheek from Fox Local.
01:25:22.440 Yeah.
01:25:22.740 They go, oh yeah, this is going to be really hard for you guys.
01:25:24.720 Fox Local producer has like a fucking eye for talent.
01:25:28.020 And he goes, there, let's get her.
01:25:29.540 Yeah, yeah.
01:25:30.080 I actually know a Fox Local who does fall in that category.
01:25:33.380 Yeah, they might.
01:25:34.040 Or they don't keep it too political, but one of our guys.
01:25:37.460 Yeah, heavy handed.
01:25:38.460 A little heavy handed.
01:25:39.380 He puts his thumb on the scale, let's just say.
01:25:41.760 Yeah, yeah.
01:25:42.340 He keeps it at 100.
01:25:44.100 And then moving on to our next clip.
01:25:45.920 So with these new work requirements, there's also people who are getting off of SNAP because
01:25:50.940 they can't meet the requirements.
01:25:52.580 800,000 people are now not getting SNAP anymore.
01:25:55.320 But when you have so much rampant fraud in a program that 42 million Americans participate
01:26:01.480 in now, big, good piece of news that I hope is written about, since you became president,
01:26:06.320 about 800,000 of those 42 million have moved off of food stamps, which is hopefully the plan
01:26:11.980 with better jobs, higher wages, et cetera.
01:26:14.100 That's good news.
01:26:15.000 It's a start.
01:26:15.760 It's somewhat progress.
01:26:17.260 And again, it's one of those issues where we're kind of undoing a spike that happened
01:26:21.220 during Biden.
01:26:22.260 I think we showed the chart how it shot up to 42 million, basically under Biden.
01:26:26.320 It's the same as the migrant stuff.
01:26:27.780 Yeah.
01:26:28.240 800,000 off, but we're not even back to neutral yet, right?
01:26:31.760 Very true.
01:26:32.700 And then we have some tweets that kind of sum up this whole section.
01:26:35.660 I'm going to let you cook on this.
01:26:36.820 Yeah, it was just interesting.
01:26:39.340 Like, you see Republicans are bragging about getting people off welfare or making requirements
01:26:44.900 or making people fend for themselves.
01:26:47.820 And then I saw a post from the Democrat governor of North Carolina, Josh Stein, and he was bragging
01:26:54.080 about the opposite.
01:26:55.520 He said more than 690,000 North Carolinians have gained access to health care since Medicaid
01:27:01.180 was expanded two years ago.
01:27:02.760 So when we come together across differences and put the well-being of North Carolinians
01:27:06.560 first, we can accomplish great things, blah, blah, blah.
01:27:09.880 So he's out here celebrating basically, hey, guys, we put 690,000 more people on welfare.
01:27:16.200 Isn't that great?
01:27:17.380 And, you know, health care is one of the more acceptable forms, but it's just such a huge
01:27:23.040 number.
01:27:23.500 The state of North Carolina, how many people are even in North Carolina?
01:27:26.460 20 million, maybe?
01:27:28.100 Seems like a lot.
01:27:29.000 And so we're bragging about getting people off the teat and they're signaling to their
01:27:34.820 crew that welcome to the teat, right?
01:27:38.840 Yeah.
01:27:39.200 And then now out of almost a population of almost 11 million, you have 30% of the entire
01:27:44.260 state reliant on the government.
01:27:46.200 Congratulations.
01:27:47.320 So even less than I said, 11 million people in North Carolina.
01:27:51.280 And they added under 690,000 on Medicaid, brother.
01:27:54.280 Wow.
01:27:54.660 Congrats.
01:27:55.280 Yeah.
01:27:55.880 Well, that's the end of Urban Decay.
01:27:57.060 We're now moving on to Uplifting Gold.
01:28:00.980 All right.
01:28:01.640 Our first clip of Uplifting Gold.
01:28:03.420 Now that Irena's law has been passed, we are keeping violent criminals behind bars on
01:28:08.600 high bonds in North Carolina.
01:28:10.860 ... amount that could be the new norm in North Carolina.
01:28:14.420 This morning, a Charlotte teen accused in a series of shootings in homes is now in jail
01:28:19.040 on a $5.3 million bond.
01:28:21.700 Officers first arrested Daquan Mills last month for a shooting on Redwood Drive.
01:28:26.340 He was also charged for a second shooting while in custody.
01:28:30.000 Investigators say that's on top of two other prior arrests that Mills had for other charges.
01:28:35.340 He's currently accused of crimes ranging from damage to property to shooting into an occupied
01:28:39.560 dwelling.
01:28:40.720 Now, experts say that this could be in part due to the fatal stabbing of Irena Zerutska
01:28:44.840 on the light rail this summer, which sparked national attention.
01:28:48.260 So now that they passed Irena's law, he has to pay $5.3 million if he wants to get out.
01:28:55.540 There should be no bond at all.
01:28:57.100 Yeah.
01:28:57.380 The whole point of Irena's law was repeat violent offenders.
01:29:01.540 It limits the judge's ability to let them out on little or no bail.
01:29:05.400 So this is the law taking effect.
01:29:07.480 And this is exactly who it's for.
01:29:09.940 Daquan Mills, who shoots into random dwellings.
01:29:12.260 Apparently, he did 16 shootings in the last three months.
01:29:17.260 Get locked up forever, piece of shit.
01:29:19.640 Yeah.
01:29:20.340 And it's very fascinating to me because we showed a clip of the North Carolina women and Democrats
01:29:26.860 complaining that jails are going to be overcrowded and stupid shit like this.
01:29:29.800 So they were kind of counter-signaling Irena's law.
01:29:33.980 Every Republican state who has like a firm hold on their state reps and is firmly Republican
01:29:40.960 should be passing a similar law.
01:29:43.580 This is only North Carolina, and so they had the momentum to get it done.
01:29:47.160 But if you have a firm grasp, you need to be limiting judges' powers to release violent
01:29:52.060 criminals as much as you can.
01:29:53.900 This is a great law.
01:29:55.100 You could do Irena's law nationwide or in cities all over the country and still call it
01:29:58.760 Irena's law.
01:29:59.340 Yeah.
01:30:00.280 Even if you're in Nebraska, you can just go, we're doing Irena's law too.
01:30:03.840 Sounds pretty good, brother.
01:30:04.980 And then you instantly neutralize some Soros-era judges or district attorneys who wouldn't pursue
01:30:10.580 high charges.
01:30:11.840 And only pieces of shit like this who are shooting into random dwellings are affected.
01:30:16.640 It's great.
01:30:17.400 Very true.
01:30:18.100 There's no downside.
01:30:19.420 Yeah.
01:30:20.380 All right.
01:30:20.760 Our next clip, these guys were at a wrestling match, and this guy met his favorite wrestler.
01:30:29.340 And he fishhooks him, and the guy is trying to tap out of it.
01:30:39.300 Someone commented, imagine if you hadn't chapped lips.
01:30:42.520 Ooh.
01:30:43.160 And just ripped your lips.
01:30:44.380 Yeah.
01:30:44.640 I would be punching him in the nutsack.
01:30:47.300 I wouldn't.
01:30:48.000 Yeah.
01:30:48.160 I don't like fingers in my mouth like that.
01:30:50.040 That would be my move.
01:30:51.520 What are these?
01:30:52.100 Mexican wrestlers?
01:30:53.180 Do they wear the hats like that?
01:30:54.400 Yeah.
01:30:54.860 Yeah.
01:30:55.060 Mexican.
01:30:56.300 Not good.
01:30:56.920 Not good.
01:30:57.280 All right.
01:30:57.860 Our last clip of Uplifting Gold, believe it or not.
01:31:00.480 It's just very short of Uplifting because I don't have an Instagram.
01:31:03.060 It's our Pure Americana clip of the week, too.
01:31:05.740 It's a punter who caught his own punt.
01:31:22.140 That's pretty good.
01:31:23.460 Is that legal?
01:31:24.520 I don't know.
01:31:25.100 I think once you touch it, it actually is downed, but I don't think that crossed the
01:31:31.320 line of scrimmage.
01:31:32.320 Oh, okay.
01:31:33.460 I don't know.
01:31:34.140 I don't know enough.
01:31:35.360 I thought it was going to be better than that.
01:31:37.160 That was pretty good.
01:31:38.020 We really don't have any Uplifting this week, guys.
01:31:39.740 I'm sorry to tell you.
01:31:40.380 I'm telling you now at the end, so I don't tell you early.
01:31:43.280 You find out now, and if you're still here, that's just what it was this week.
01:31:47.200 Yeah.
01:31:47.420 You're really handicapped without the Instagram.
01:31:49.540 Yeah.
01:31:49.860 He's really handicapped, and it's hard to find Uplifting Gold on Command.
01:31:53.580 Believe it or not, my algorithm is all negative, negative, migrants, crime.
01:31:58.500 It's all urban decay and housekeeping heavy, so it's hard to find.
01:32:02.200 All right.
01:32:02.440 Well, we do have some shout outs.
01:32:04.180 Happy birthday to Mr. Jensen on December 4th.
01:32:06.980 He turns 29.
01:32:08.240 And also happy anniversary to him and Kimbrough.
01:32:12.980 Kimbrough?
01:32:13.720 Kimbrough.
01:32:14.640 And Mr. Jensen, but he's 29.
01:32:17.040 So why am I calling him Mr. Jensen?
01:32:19.040 Because Kimbrough DM'd me, but didn't tell me his name.
01:32:22.100 Okay.
01:32:22.960 All right.
01:32:23.740 Sorry.
01:32:23.940 So I did the best I could.
01:32:25.260 That combo of names sounds familiar, actually.
01:32:27.320 I feel like we may have shouted them out before.
01:32:29.340 Well, happy birthday again.
01:32:30.560 Happy anniversary.
01:32:31.860 Always remember the name, guys.
01:32:33.360 Yeah.
01:32:33.740 Include the name.
01:32:34.940 Happy birthday to John Gill.
01:32:37.040 John.
01:32:37.440 I feel like we just did this.
01:32:39.240 John, happy birthday.
01:32:40.620 Yeah.
01:32:40.980 You know the Gills.
01:32:42.520 That family.
01:32:44.540 Gabe and them.
01:32:45.300 Oh, yeah.
01:32:47.140 They like their shout outs.
01:32:48.780 Well, I thought it was just his birthday.
01:32:51.220 Is time going fast or are we getting ripped off?
01:32:54.360 And they do in multiple shout outs a year.
01:32:56.800 You know what?
01:32:57.400 How many birthdays does this guy have?
01:32:58.700 They're a nice Christian family, but I never even thought they could lie to us.
01:33:01.620 Maybe they can.
01:33:02.580 Maybe they can.
01:33:03.660 Oh, man.
01:33:04.960 All right.
01:33:05.720 We have another one.
01:33:07.160 Happy birthday, though.
01:33:07.780 He helps you out.
01:33:08.780 He does all the gifts on Twitter.
01:33:10.400 Thank you, John.
01:33:10.980 So he deserves it.
01:33:11.900 Thank you, John.
01:33:12.520 And those gifts are great.
01:33:13.960 And happy birthday.
01:33:16.480 Stan, you got to keep making them.
01:33:18.160 I'll retweet them every time you make them.
01:33:20.160 And those are good gifts.
01:33:21.760 Keep them going.
01:33:22.180 Those are good gifts.
01:33:23.360 All right.
01:33:23.660 Happy birthday to Davis on today, December 4th.
01:33:27.800 Davis has a first name.
01:33:29.060 Davis has a first name.
01:33:30.020 Him and his girlfriend, Audrey, watch every episode on separate devices.
01:33:34.340 What's the birthday?
01:33:34.920 How old is he?
01:33:35.700 I don't know.
01:33:36.500 Why don't you guys get married?
01:33:37.760 Good for you, too.
01:33:38.600 Go ahead.
01:33:39.520 On us.
01:33:40.080 I was going to just propose.
01:33:41.200 Yeah.
01:33:41.940 Will you marry?
01:33:42.940 And it's like, no, no, no, no, no.
01:33:45.140 We were not asked for that.
01:33:46.140 You're on your own time.
01:33:47.320 Well, why don't you get going?
01:33:48.640 Happy birthday to Zeke on December 5th.
01:33:51.020 He's turning 28.
01:33:52.480 Wait, they watch the show together?
01:33:54.000 Yeah.
01:33:54.480 Then, yeah, get married.
01:33:55.460 Why not?
01:33:56.080 Yeah.
01:33:56.360 You guys already think alike, right?
01:33:57.800 Yeah.
01:33:58.180 Sorry to Zeke.
01:33:59.440 Happy birthday to Zeke on December 5th.
01:34:00.960 He turns 28.
01:34:02.260 Him and Elizabeth watch every episode on multiple devices as well.
01:34:05.960 And-
01:34:06.240 Get married, too.
01:34:06.920 Zeke's going to be a new dad, and he's a cop.
01:34:10.400 Oh!
01:34:11.020 So thank you for your service.
01:34:13.020 Send us PBA cards, or any guns hanging around?
01:34:17.060 No, no, no.
01:34:17.620 Send them to the PO box?
01:34:18.760 No.
01:34:19.640 Allegedly.
01:34:20.400 No, no, no.
01:34:20.940 And name the baby Richard.
01:34:23.200 All right.
01:34:23.620 Nice.
01:34:23.960 Yeah, yeah.
01:34:24.320 Name the baby Richard.
01:34:25.540 All right.
01:34:25.940 It's not even my real name, guys.
01:34:28.600 So you're not really even naming it after me.
01:34:30.880 Sometimes people send me your real name, and they go, oh, turns out Richard's real name
01:34:35.820 is this.
01:34:36.340 We found him, and it's like, it's not that hard to find him.
01:34:39.360 It's not that hard, guys.
01:34:40.140 It's not that hard to find him.
01:34:41.080 Who cares?
01:34:41.880 Who cares what his real name is?
01:34:43.900 All right.
01:34:44.160 That's the end of the episode.
01:34:45.060 It's Zach.
01:34:45.860 His real name is Zach.
01:34:47.320 It's Zach.
01:34:48.120 Episode 312, it's Zach.
01:34:50.200 That's my real name.
01:34:52.200 And you have to be at the end watching.
01:34:53.620 If you stay to the end, you get a little treat.
01:34:55.600 My name's Zach.
01:34:56.620 His name's Zach.
01:34:57.700 Yeah.
01:34:58.620 Zachary.
01:34:59.040 We call him Richard.
01:34:59.700 I call you Richard more than I call you Zach.
01:35:02.020 I can't.
01:35:02.640 Yeah, yeah.
01:35:03.040 There's a joke we have where if I ever call him on the phone and go, hey, Zach, do you
01:35:08.720 have my-
01:35:09.100 That means he's held hostage.
01:35:10.060 That means there's a gun to my head.
01:35:11.340 Yeah.
01:35:11.600 Hey, Zach, do you have my ATM pin?
01:35:14.720 It means there's someone trying to fucking kill me.
01:35:16.760 Hey, Zach, can you bring those gold bars over?
01:35:19.120 Yeah.
01:35:19.280 It means there's someone trying to kill me.
01:35:20.560 It means come in hot.
01:35:21.360 So I call him Richard.
01:35:22.740 Even Jerry the dog, I say Richard's here, and he knows him as Richard, and Jerry knows
01:35:27.120 me as Fleckus.
01:35:28.040 Yep.
01:35:28.420 So that's the world we live in.
01:35:29.900 It's the world, baby.
01:35:30.580 All right.
01:35:31.060 Happy Friday, everybody.
01:35:32.120 Have a nice weekend.
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