Fleccas Talks Podcast - October 02, 2026


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00:03:40.780 it uh all right and everyone have a nice week yes i had a good week and i uh went to this only been 0.84
00:03:47.080 what four days since we last seen you like three days yeah yeah and in that time i went to the
00:03:51.620 thrift store and i don't usually show you guys my thrift buys but they're like all over my house
00:03:56.120 yeah there's rooms of it uh but i got some really good stuff and i wanted to share it with you
00:04:01.280 first i got this full body 3xl long leather trench coat yeah what are you gonna do with it
00:04:08.280 I don't know.
00:04:09.480 Fight vampires?
00:04:10.480 Do some blade stuff?
00:04:11.740 We're like, ah.
00:04:12.860 Yeah.
00:04:13.700 Flasher.
00:04:14.320 The flasher.
00:04:15.160 I have options.
00:04:15.680 The Pinellas County flasher is coming soon.
00:04:17.760 I got some options.
00:04:18.640 I could be a flasher.
00:04:19.760 I could incorporate guns into it.
00:04:22.160 Yeah.
00:04:22.440 I saw you.
00:04:23.060 He put this on to show me this morning when I came over here.
00:04:25.760 And very squeaky.
00:04:27.220 Very loud.
00:04:28.400 Leather.
00:04:28.820 Real leather.
00:04:29.420 It's not even broken in.
00:04:30.420 And I think it was $28.
00:04:32.600 Not bad.
00:04:33.220 And that much leather.
00:04:34.440 That much leather.
00:04:35.540 Yeah.
00:04:35.680 It's a whole cow. 1.00
00:04:36.440 Whole cow died for that.
00:04:38.100 You have to buy it.
00:04:39.200 For sure.
00:04:39.720 And then after that, I got a dumpling set.
00:04:43.180 Okay.
00:04:43.660 For your ceremonial dumpling set.
00:04:45.280 You see that?
00:04:46.200 Yeah, I do.
00:04:47.020 I think that whole thing was probably $10.
00:04:48.800 Good, good.
00:04:49.560 And you go to the store and they go, oh, you eat $50 of food.
00:04:54.020 Yeah.
00:04:54.520 $10.
00:04:55.200 Okay.
00:04:55.800 Right there.
00:04:56.480 You steam your dumplings?
00:04:57.520 That's the steamer, right?
00:04:58.480 Now I do.
00:04:59.200 Okay.
00:04:59.820 All right.
00:05:00.260 You know?
00:05:00.780 And then I also got the electric putting partner for $7.
00:05:03.960 Remember, dad used to have this in his office?
00:05:05.640 I'm pretty sure everyone's dad.
00:05:07.740 Every single person's dad used to have this.
00:05:09.560 Seven bucks.
00:05:10.620 No one's thinking that.
00:05:11.760 And then I also got this calculator kind of for the same reason.
00:05:14.780 No one's thinking about it. 0.99
00:05:15.920 Old school analog shit. 1.00
00:05:17.720 In the pack. 1.00
00:05:18.680 Yeah.
00:05:19.180 Five bucks.
00:05:20.240 Yeah.
00:05:20.580 You kind of have to buy that for the same reason, you know?
00:05:23.340 Yeah, totally.
00:05:24.080 And then I saw there was like an Apple Watch, an old Apple Watch for 30 bucks.
00:05:28.400 Okay. 0.79
00:05:29.540 Old generation.
00:05:30.600 It's like I was thinking like, oh, I could flip this.
00:05:32.560 But I'll never wear an Apple Watch.
00:05:35.180 Every time you wear an Apple Watch, it says, oh, you need to go to the hospital.
00:05:39.060 You need to talk to a medical professional.
00:05:41.640 Oh, you sleep really weird when your heart was all messed up.
00:05:45.920 You have to go to the hospital.
00:05:47.020 Yeah, that might be just a personal issue.
00:05:48.800 It flashes red.
00:05:49.800 You need to go to the hospital.
00:05:50.820 It's like I'm having a little flutter of something.
00:05:53.560 It's probably nothing.
00:05:55.060 I just have to cough it out.
00:05:56.540 Yeah.
00:05:57.040 All right, good.
00:05:58.520 So no warnings.
00:05:59.360 No warnings.
00:05:59.780 People are wearing a lot of stuff these days.
00:06:01.640 Yeah.
00:06:01.940 People are sharing a lot of data, aura rings, the Fitbits, all that stuff.
00:06:08.220 They've been used to solve crimes when someone's heart rate goes up at three in the morning.
00:06:11.700 Yeah.
00:06:12.600 That's a good point.
00:06:13.460 That's why you can't do it.
00:06:14.440 Too much data.
00:06:15.300 All right.
00:06:15.680 Plus the hospital warnings.
00:06:17.060 Yeah.
00:06:17.820 And it's like, oh, I'm going to call the hospital for you.
00:06:19.880 And it's like, you're going to want that?
00:06:20.860 I'm asleep.
00:06:21.600 And you know what?
00:06:22.500 That was before Ghostbed, though.
00:06:23.860 Okay.
00:06:26.580 I was going to say, the eclectic items here, and they all fit your personality.
00:06:30.760 You know those type of people who just have a computer
00:06:32.880 and all their clothes could fit in a backpack
00:06:34.560 and they have three outfits?
00:06:36.480 You're the opposite of that.
00:06:38.080 Minimalist, you're a maximalist.
00:06:39.740 Any slop that even catches your eye, it's coming home.
00:06:42.900 Yeah.
00:06:43.640 Not good, I don't know.
00:06:44.640 Or, you know, collector.
00:06:46.580 I guess it's bad if I-
00:06:47.700 When does it become hoarding, I guess, is the main question.
00:06:50.040 When does it become hoarding?
00:06:50.520 I think when you walk and you're stepping on stuff
00:06:53.480 in a trail through the house.
00:06:55.120 Yeah, when there's a pathway.
00:06:56.120 When a trail emerges, that's when you call hoarding.
00:06:57.660 And then when stuff can fall over and hurt somebody?
00:07:00.160 Yes.
00:07:00.580 An able-bodied adult.
00:07:01.700 Because a kid, anything can fall and hurt a kid.
00:07:03.580 Yeah, they get hit by dressers.
00:07:04.800 But it's like, oh, we're here to clean, but it's dangerous.
00:07:06.940 That's when it's a problem.
00:07:08.000 Okay.
00:07:08.540 And they said it wasn't that bad when they came and analyzed my house.
00:07:11.760 Okay.
00:07:12.880 The scout team from A&E Hoarders.
00:07:14.760 They found a dead cat.
00:07:15.940 They said, no, we'll pass.
00:07:16.580 We got worse.
00:07:17.800 Okay.
00:07:18.220 But I did get some good stuff.
00:07:19.360 And then I do have a problem where it's like, oh, your house is on fire.
00:07:21.920 What are you going to grab what you can and run?
00:07:24.300 And the black dancing Santa, my dumpling set, my golf pro, my leather jacket. 0.88
00:07:34.060 It's hard to carry it all out.
00:07:35.780 I know.
00:07:36.300 It's tough.
00:07:37.220 All right.
00:07:37.880 Let's get into our first real story of the day.
00:07:40.080 This is really good news from Trump.
00:07:42.480 Tick and mosquito total death.
00:07:44.500 Yeah.
00:07:45.000 War declared.
00:07:46.040 Eliminating disease, carrying pests, and restoring enjoyment of the great outdoors.
00:07:50.560 That was an executive order from a few days ago.
00:07:53.160 So Trump is bringing the battle to the mosquitoes.
00:07:56.040 And we actually, St. Petersburg, has dengue fever now in the mosquitoes.
00:08:00.600 So there's like a public health warning.
00:08:02.060 So good stuff. 1.00
00:08:03.540 I hope we kill them. 1.00
00:08:04.420 I like this. 1.00
00:08:05.380 And it's another example of Trump thinking big.
00:08:08.120 You know, he goes, summer's too hot.
00:08:09.880 And then people are like, we'll work on that.
00:08:12.740 People jump into action to get to work.
00:08:15.160 Too many bugs.
00:08:16.180 And it's like, all right, we could kind of fix that.
00:08:18.860 Imagine this executive order being the result of a single mosquito bite on his neck.
00:08:22.680 He didn't like it.
00:08:23.740 It was personal.
00:08:24.500 It left a mark, and then someone put it in a magazine or something.
00:08:27.340 And some people might say, oh, what about the food chain?
00:08:30.340 What are the bats going to eat?
00:08:32.300 And let's be honest, you know, I don't think bats have been doing their part.
00:08:36.380 I never didn't get bit by mosquitoes because bats were around.
00:08:40.320 That's true.
00:08:40.780 You know what I'm saying?
00:08:41.500 Definitely.
00:08:41.780 And I don't even like how they, oh, a million mosquitoes, and then you see the one bat, and he kind of flies.
00:08:47.980 He's like a cop in the south side of Chicago.
00:08:50.060 He's beleaguered and overwhelmed.
00:08:51.440 He can't handle that many mosquitoes.
00:08:53.220 Yeah.
00:08:53.620 So like we need the mosquitoes for the bats who don't eat them.
00:08:57.840 And then who eats bats?
00:08:58.720 Nobody eats the bats, right?
00:09:00.200 Not anymore.
00:09:00.940 So it ends there.
00:09:02.000 So bats kind of had their chance.
00:09:03.580 They didn't pull their weight.
00:09:05.540 And if this messes things up for them, you know, I don't really like how they flew anyway.
00:09:10.040 So be it.
00:09:10.920 And I actually got Instagram ad scammed almost.
00:09:16.520 I got this ad for like a bug zapper right before bug season or right as it was starting.
00:09:21.180 And I'm like, all right, that's pretty good.
00:09:22.520 Bug zapper.
00:09:23.200 I'll set it up.
00:09:23.920 Solar powered bug zapper.
00:09:25.580 And then two weeks later, I got an ad that was like, this bug zapper doesn't work.
00:09:31.320 This is the real bug zapper.
00:09:33.000 And it's like three times as big.
00:09:34.580 And it actually like that.
00:09:36.280 They was a predatory marketing scheme.
00:09:38.100 Yeah, they actually they waste the ad money on the first one just to get you on the second leg.
00:09:43.180 And then the second ad is, oh, did you buy this?
00:09:45.180 It doesn't work.
00:09:46.600 This is the one that does.
00:09:47.880 And it's like, oh, I guess I have to get that, too.
00:09:50.140 OK.
00:09:50.660 All right.
00:09:51.020 But you were going to explain maybe how they did it. 0.87
00:09:53.680 China did this first with the mosquitoes, and it seems like it worked.
00:09:56.600 Yeah, China and Singapore both also had their own war on mosquitoes.
00:10:00.280 And just as China has been doing mosquito elimination successfully, so too has Singapore.
00:10:05.340 In areas where researchers released sterilized mosquitoes, the population collapsed, whereas areas without the intervention were unaffected.
00:10:12.860 So we can do it.
00:10:15.020 And this is the chart went straight down in 2023.
00:10:18.720 three, I don't think there's been any catastrophic results since then. So this is a rare case of
00:10:24.240 letting the Asians lead us. Let them lead. Yeah. And I like no mosquitoes because that's the worst 0.99
00:10:30.240 part of Florida is the mosquitoes. Yeah. And I guess we'll look into what they're going to do
00:10:34.620 with the ticks because I care about the ticks a lot more, man, because it takes away a lot of
00:10:38.740 trails, a lot of the Northeast, a lot of the nice parts of the country that are just kind of no-go
00:10:42.960 zones to go off trail. Very true. All right, let's get to our next piece. This is from Christopher
00:10:47.580 Rufo, who's been doing great work in California. Can you read the headline? Yeah, you can call him
00:10:51.900 Chris. Chris. You can call him Chris. And he has been doing great investigative work with his
00:10:56.600 team. 25% of San Francisco's convicted pedophiles, rapists, and sex offenders live in government
00:11:04.680 funded housing. You're paying for predators to live in the most expensive city in America.
00:11:10.800 And you want me to read the paragraph? A little bit. Yeah. The pedophile houses are not restricted
00:11:14.980 to low-income areas like the Tenderloin, offenders live in subsidized housing across
00:11:19.140 San Francisco. An extensive review of the public registry found that more than 25% of sex offenders
00:11:24.320 with addresses on the Megan's Law website live in taxpayer-funded buildings. The number is 779
00:11:32.500 in San Francisco. Of the 628 such offenders with an address, 158 live in 65 taxpayer-funded
00:11:40.940 buildings throughout the city. So taxpayer-funded pedophiles living in your neighborhood. Does
00:11:47.780 anyone remember voting for that? No, I'm not from San Francisco. I don't know. They might have
00:11:53.460 actually over there. Scott Wiener. Scott Wiener slipped it in something. Yeah, he probably did.
00:11:59.220 But yeah, I guess you want to play this first before we go into it? This is their video of it.
00:12:03.900 This is Kevin Adams. He's a convicted child pornographer who, according to his probation
00:12:09.400 report still has a clear sexual preoccupation with minors and remains a danger to the public.
00:12:15.280 But he's been housed here at 111 Taylor Street, a taxpayer-funded housing facility in San Francisco 0.94
00:12:21.600 with 30 other pedophiles, rapists, and sex offenders. They're right next door to a daycare,
00:12:27.500 a few blocks from a preschool, and down the street from an elementary school. And taxpayers
00:12:32.320 are subsidizing it all. For years, the city of San Francisco has been quietly dumping pedophiles
00:12:38.040 into residential neighborhoods we spoke with one resident at 111 taylor street who told us he was
00:12:43.580 a convicted sex offender but could resist the temptation of living in a neighborhood full of
00:12:48.940 kids seeing the minor is like see you know it's like walking the tenderloin late at night it's
00:12:53.260 like um stay away from that person hopefully he keeps doing that yes discipline and self-control
00:13:00.420 from a convicted pedo yeah crazy fingers crossed but all over the city taxpayer funded buildings
00:13:07.260 right next to something like it's taxpayer funded buildings and it's like adjacent to a jail and 0.85
00:13:12.220 it's in the desert yeah it's like all right you can live here for cheap if you can't afford a
00:13:16.380 thing yeah and the middle of san francisco that apartment complex is probably like nice and that's
00:13:21.780 a problem with a lot of the government funding stuff like i think we covered once upon a time
00:13:28.080 section 8 housing that covered like way above the national median rent it's like i feel i feel
00:13:34.800 personally that if you're going to take government handouts you might have to move a little bit
00:13:39.180 like clearly the job that you need the handout for you can get that anywhere right it's not like
00:13:44.660 you're in a good job so i totally agree with the relocation part and then we're also just learning 0.99
00:13:49.840 that there's no one that the government will say no to yeah illegal immigrants and pedos criminals 0.98
00:13:56.880 they'll never turn the money off unless you call them out like this and who knows if it's going to 0.95
00:14:01.980 change anything unless you're right wing or something i don't know but yeah that's a big
00:14:06.180 part of this is the location and we never people who are coming out to you like especially
00:14:12.800 lifelongers you know i get it helping a nice family for a couple tough years but the lifers 0.99
00:14:19.160 it's like all right man we've determined you're a lifer you're going to the fucking desert you're 0.95
00:14:24.060 going somewhere far right yeah i wish all right let's get to our next story uh you guys probably 0.98
00:14:29.520 saw this. There was a woman who was on death row and she got the injections, the lethal injections, 0.85
00:14:35.920 but they kind of botched the process. Let's start with the headline and then we'll tell you what
00:14:39.180 happened. Yeah. Tennessee death row inmate Krista Pike is still alive after two lethal injections.
00:14:45.300 Her lawyer says in a motion to halt the execution. So it didn't take, the cocktail didn't take.
00:14:52.300 And I think we know why the all female execution team might be the reason. Yeah. Which they were 1.00
00:14:58.680 promoting. And it says, given the rarity of the execution of a female prisoner, Tennessee
00:15:03.380 corrections officials say they would make an effort to fulfill certain requests made by Pike.
00:15:08.040 So they're taking their cues from the killer. They included using female guards when she was
00:15:14.220 moved from her all women's prison in Nashville to the nearby maximum security institution within
00:15:19.620 24 hours of her execution. An all female execution team may also be assigned. At least one exception
00:15:26.400 is expected to be a male physician
00:15:29.060 who was involved in a failed lethal injection execution
00:15:32.360 this year that had to be called off
00:15:35.060 when a suitable vein could not be located on the prisoner. 1.00
00:15:37.700 So all women and then one fat-fingered doctor 1.00
00:15:40.660 who can't find a vein. 1.00
00:15:41.760 But the all-women execution team botched it 1.00
00:15:43.880 and they couldn't do it. 0.93
00:15:44.760 And basically she was like tortured.
00:15:46.560 I think she's still just like in agony right now.
00:15:49.840 Which to me, so what? 0.91
00:15:51.400 But I mean, shouldn't we know how to kill someone? 0.68
00:15:53.280 We're losing recipes. 0.94
00:15:55.080 We don't even know how to kill someone.
00:15:56.620 We used to do firing squad, hanging, whatever you wanted, dealer's choice.
00:16:00.120 And now the drug cocktail, we can't even get right. 1.00
00:16:02.200 Yeah, and it's the all-woman execution team. 1.00
00:16:04.380 No! 1.00
00:16:05.360 Nancy, Deb, like they do like a highlight tape. 0.95
00:16:08.460 Instead of executed, you're getting tortured now.
00:16:11.780 And someone had a good tweet to sum it up.
00:16:13.760 We're honoring the person who smashed a girl's head in with a brick and carved a pentagram in her chest. 0.99
00:16:19.080 Y'all have lost the damn plot. 0.99
00:16:20.540 And that was in response to protesters host vigil to honor Krista Pike. 0.99
00:16:24.280 Yeah. So yeah, she she did a little satanic type murder. Not good. All right, let's move on to our 1.00
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00:18:08.200 Wellness Company. All right. Our next story is very interesting. It's about the January 5th
00:18:12.620 pipe bomber and his confession uh you guys know this we covered this months ago when it happened
00:18:18.520 but they uh remember the blaze basically said like 99.9 percent certainty it's this fed cia agent
00:18:26.340 yeah and that 0.1 percent was like the blaze's lawyers please don't say 100 and then it turns
00:18:32.260 out it wasn't that person um and it was actually this autistic guy who's very autistic and they
00:18:39.760 brought him in and got a confession out of him. But when you go through the documents and the
00:18:45.020 transcripts, it kind of reads very sketchily. We'll start with this tweet and then we'll read
00:18:49.420 some of the quotes. Yeah. Viva Frey said, I'm reading through Brian Cole Jr.'s confession.
00:18:53.360 I thought it was going to be bad for the FBI. It's beyond bad. It's literally your wildest
00:18:57.540 nightmares. All right. Don't get too crazy. I'm just going to read from it then. Mr. Cole,
00:19:02.060 I swear I didn't. I swear I didn't. Some being accused, somebody did this. And then maybe an
00:19:08.980 agent says, like blank said, we're not accusing you. We know, and we understand you want to block
00:19:14.160 that night out. And we understand it's hard to say, we understand what you're feeling, Brian,
00:19:17.860 but the only way we can move forward with this is with the truth, Mr. Cole, the truth, the truth,
00:19:23.380 I didn't do it. I don't know what to do anymore. So, all right. That goes on, continues. Yeah.
00:19:30.620 And then the agents are like, so we have a video of you wearing these shoes and it says wearing
00:19:35.140 these shoes on the night of the fifth placing the two devices mr cole i did not didn't place 0.59
00:19:40.520 the devices oh my god so he's kind of and he's very autistic and then and then he's like stressed
00:19:46.400 out by being brought in by the fbi because they surrounded him and his guns drawn a bunch of fbi
00:19:51.680 agents grabbed him so he was stressed out by that and then they're also talking about bringing in
00:19:56.760 his family and that was this part right here uh then the agents turned to his family mr cole had
00:20:02.660 already told the agents his greatest fear was how his family would learn of his arrest.
00:20:07.700 And he would later ask, how are they going to react to this? The agents made his family the
00:20:13.020 price of denial. So every one of those family members are going to have to come to DC to be
00:20:17.640 interviewed, every one of them, because that one night you went off script. And the reward for
00:20:23.280 confession, if you do tell us the truth, Brian, a lot of things change. We can pull back, you know,
00:20:28.720 maybe not bring everyone that you know down to dc to interview them if you do tell us the truth
00:20:34.080 tell us the truth brian so it's still developing and we'll see because he did he did you know
00:20:40.320 confess um yeah and but like when he's here that i didn't do it and the guy's autistic and i really
00:20:46.040 didn't do it oh my god i don't know what to do i didn't do it and listen i am a true crime
00:20:52.260 connoisseur and i don't want to counter signal you obviously i don't know what this guy he doesn't
00:20:58.320 It doesn't seem like the type of guy to do it, but everybody denies during a confession.
00:21:03.740 So I don't know if this is necessarily, and then every detective applies pressure in weird ways.
00:21:09.420 So this is less of a super smoking gun to me, but I do think the guy is a little weird.
00:21:14.240 It is intriguing.
00:21:14.960 And especially after what the blaze said, 99.9% sure.
00:21:19.240 And they had the agent with the same gait and the same limp.
00:21:22.540 Yeah.
00:21:22.800 The gait analysis.
00:21:24.060 So I don't know.
00:21:25.100 Maybe it was him.
00:21:26.280 I guess we'll find out. 0.91
00:21:27.360 but it could be a patsy autistic situation. 0.54
00:21:30.440 Kash Patel did this, Dan Bongino.
00:21:32.440 All right, okay.
00:21:33.520 All right.
00:21:33.900 Allegedly?
00:21:34.440 Allegedly.
00:21:34.800 Please?
00:21:35.560 Allegedly.
00:21:35.980 Thank you, thank you.
00:21:36.680 All right, let's move on. 0.76
00:21:37.440 We've all seen what Kash Patel's girlfriend
00:21:38.640 did to Elijah Schaefer, right?
00:21:40.660 Yeah, that's true.
00:21:41.420 Sorry, Elijah.
00:21:42.020 I'm just repeating.
00:21:42.960 I'm just repeating, and it's all alleged.
00:21:44.900 Yes.
00:21:45.300 All right, let's move on to our next story.
00:21:47.440 It's about a scammer in LA
00:21:49.560 that was caught doing homeless fraud.
00:21:52.060 Yeah, and a large dollar amount,
00:21:53.980 which is why we're covering it.
00:21:55.120 Los Angeles homeless nonprofit received more than $118 million in public funding.
00:22:01.480 Now federal prosecutors say its founder, Michael Young,
00:22:05.200 diverted millions through sham contracts and fake invoices.
00:22:08.580 And we've seen that a bunch, the sham contracts and the fake invoices.
00:22:11.840 That's the bread and butter.
00:22:12.920 It's actually easy to do if nobody looks.
00:22:16.040 Prosecutors say the money went towards things including a $1 million nightclub investment,
00:22:20.140 a $50,000 trip to Tahiti, and $140,000 to restore a vintage Chevy Impala.
00:22:27.200 All right, so Unc had to get the Impala.
00:22:29.900 Impala sounds like it came out pretty good.
00:22:31.540 Impala sounds sick, yeah.
00:22:32.960 Another defendant is accused of billing for ghost clients who didn't exist,
00:22:36.940 while another allegedly bought a $7 million Westwood home and a vacation property in Greece.
00:22:43.380 Meanwhile, homelessness keeps getting worse, and taxpayers keep being told more money is the answer.
00:22:48.200 Yeah, and this is the guy.
00:22:49.780 And I thought it was funny because I go,
00:22:51.060 it turns out this guy living in a $7 million mansion in LA
00:22:54.860 wasn't doing $118 million worth of homeless helping.
00:22:58.700 Wow.
00:22:59.280 It's like, oh, you have a sick car
00:23:00.560 and you live in a $7 million mansion.
00:23:02.620 Ben Stiller's your neighbor.
00:23:03.940 What do you do?
00:23:04.940 You know?
00:23:05.500 Oh, I fix homelessness.
00:23:06.420 And then Ben Stiller looks around and goes,
00:23:10.020 huh, really?
00:23:10.820 So it's getting better?
00:23:11.700 Yeah.
00:23:12.120 Yeah, then Ben Stiller,
00:23:13.460 he lives in the multi-million dollar mansion in LA
00:23:15.920 because he's been in movies for 40 years.
00:23:18.260 They shrunk him down for a night at the museum.
00:23:20.860 That was probably dangerous.
00:23:22.140 Yeah, it was incredibly dangerous
00:23:23.560 and well worth the payday that he got.
00:23:25.560 He deserves to live in Brentwood.
00:23:26.760 That's why he gets the big bucks. 1.00
00:23:27.920 Not a stupid nonprofit guy with a cousin 1.00
00:23:30.420 who works in the government or something like that. 1.00
00:23:32.500 You always know how it gets.
00:23:34.100 And then it was a sweet ride.
00:23:36.940 And those Joe Biden years must have been sick. 1.00
00:23:40.140 But unfortunately now we're actually looking into this shit. 0.99
00:23:42.900 And prosecutors are coming down hard. 0.99
00:23:44.860 And don't forget, this is taxpayer dollars.
00:23:47.440 We label it as like scamming the government, but it's actually scamming the government,
00:23:52.860 which is using our money and distributing our money.
00:23:55.620 So it's scamming us.
00:23:56.540 The government scammed us by force with all these taxes.
00:23:58.800 Remember, we fought that war, the revolution and stuff.
00:24:02.200 And now taxes are so much higher.
00:24:03.620 And then it gets scammed.
00:24:04.400 So two scams, two standard scammiations away from us.
00:24:07.940 Yeah.
00:24:08.220 But it is our money.
00:24:09.200 It's our money.
00:24:10.220 All right, let's get to our next story.
00:24:11.420 Before we do, I want to tell you guys, tomorrow's bonus land.
00:24:14.220 we're going to be covering the Cornell 7 story, that case.
00:24:18.680 Yeah.
00:24:19.040 And then also the plane hijacking attempt in Israel.
00:24:24.200 And then also some things that Benjamin Netanyahu did on an interview,
00:24:28.100 which is basically a veiled threat.
00:24:30.080 So that's all going to be in tomorrow's Bonusland, 11 a.m.,
00:24:33.320 right here on YouTube.
00:24:34.340 Yeah, the Cornell stuff is so deep and greasy,
00:24:37.620 and it's all, like, super detail-oriented.
00:24:41.000 But we're just going to have a vibes-based discussion, I think, 1.00
00:24:43.280 bonus land on it yeah kind of crazy that uh women in general hopped from lindsey clancy who killed 1.00
00:24:49.600 her kids to the i don't know i don't even want to slander her that much don't ruin the algo brother 1.00
00:24:55.340 yeah but you know those are the two big ones that they care about it's like crazy and there are you 0.97
00:25:01.100 know you guys know about what the migrants do yeah oh you guys don't like rape wait till you
00:25:06.000 hear about these people from sudan i can't wait to tell you about migrants i'm assuming you've
00:25:09.880 ever heard of them because I saw your Instagram stories from today and you went crazy over it.
00:25:14.080 You only go mad when it's white kids at Cornell or not even just kids at Cornell. Yeah. All right. 0.52
00:25:21.200 Let's get to this next piece. It's about dynamic pricing, which is like a new trend coming where
00:25:26.000 basically AI for a bunch of companies is going to determine how much you pay based on how much
00:25:31.920 they think you would pay. And they're going to charge people different prices for services.
00:25:36.040 McDonald's is starting it off.
00:25:37.440 Yeah, McDonald's begins using AI to calculate
00:25:40.040 how much customers are willing to pay for Big Macs
00:25:42.780 and other menu items at individual restaurants.
00:25:46.100 So not great.
00:25:48.420 I'm assuming when I get my random monthly Big Mac,
00:25:51.720 they'll charge me like $14 or something now. 0.95
00:25:54.300 It's just so white people can get charged more.
00:25:56.460 That's the fear, right?
00:25:58.540 Like everything, taxpayer-wise, 0.96
00:26:01.340 white people as a whole are subsidizing a lot of brown people. 0.77
00:26:03.980 I got a bad feeling that all this variable pricing is going to be the exact same thing. 0.69
00:26:08.600 Yeah.
00:26:08.780 So Jamal can get a cheap Uber somewhere or a cheap McDouble.
00:26:12.960 Exactly.
00:26:13.620 And how are they going to know who's who?
00:26:15.800 Apps.
00:26:16.680 Flock camera.
00:26:18.600 McDonald's.
00:26:19.380 Flock.
00:26:20.420 No, that's made up.
00:26:21.120 And I want to tell you guys something that you're going to hear here first.
00:26:24.360 You heard it here first type thing.
00:26:26.240 You know, there's going to be in the future gamble payments where it's going to be like,
00:26:31.720 all right, here's your check.
00:26:32.720 Spin the wheel.
00:26:33.680 Either 50% off or 10% premium.
00:26:36.720 So it's either for your Big Mac, you're going to pay $5 or $15.
00:26:40.280 Spin the wheel.
00:26:41.280 And there's going to be gamble paying in the future.
00:26:43.940 You heard it here first.
00:26:44.980 It's probably close.
00:26:46.000 That makes sense.
00:26:46.600 And I've seen people do that on watch deals on Instagram and stuff.
00:26:50.120 Coin flip for it, $12K or $15.
00:26:53.260 Corporations are going to do it next. 1.00
00:26:54.320 It's the shit coinification of America. 0.99
00:26:56.280 Everything's going to become gambling, even paying your utility bill. 0.99
00:27:00.280 I get that.
00:27:00.840 It's like, oh, $200 for utility bill?
00:27:02.340 Spin the wheel.
00:27:03.020 Could be 50, could be 50 if you're desperate.
00:27:06.560 And then we have other- 0.99
00:27:07.300 And that's back to the future Biff Tannen shit. 0.99
00:27:10.040 Is that what they did? 0.99
00:27:10.820 Well, not really, but he made,
00:27:12.720 he had the sports almanac and then everything's betting 0.97
00:27:14.880 and it's the shithole now. 0.98
00:27:16.060 Yeah. 0.99
00:27:16.540 Right?
00:27:16.940 That's kind of our future.
00:27:18.020 It's related, it is.
00:27:18.760 And in the futures now, basically we're close.
00:27:21.080 And then Uber has some dynamic pricing stats as well.
00:27:23.980 Yeah, this guy said Uber tonight, $79 to my house,
00:27:28.480 $26 to my neighbor's house.
00:27:30.940 We love to see it.
00:27:31.920 So, and this guy said in the replies that he had his house marked as home in the Uber app. 0.96
00:27:37.960 So they were, it's just like noticing, hey, you were trying to fucking gut me there, brother. 0.90
00:27:44.280 Yeah. 0.99
00:27:44.840 You were trying to rip me off.
00:27:45.900 And then the company is like, oh, you're going home and you need a ride.
00:27:48.820 It's 11 o'clock.
00:27:50.060 What else are you going to do?
00:27:50.800 What are you going to do?
00:27:51.480 Get a call, Kev?
00:27:52.500 Yeah.
00:27:52.820 So I've been, I don't use Uber that much in general because I don't do a lot of like drinking out at night.
00:27:59.760 And then if I do, I'm kind of like walking.
00:28:01.280 But yeah, I don't know.
00:28:04.880 This is more to raise awareness that people are trying to gut you. 0.83
00:28:07.560 And if you're a white affluent person, they're really trying to gut you.
00:28:11.120 You're the most valuable customer that they have.
00:28:13.300 So exactly.
00:28:14.180 Yeah.
00:28:15.020 And we should try this.
00:28:16.640 Guys, try this on your own and let us know if it works.
00:28:19.340 If you're going home on the app, just change the address from home to your neighbor's house
00:28:24.320 or somewhere nearby and see if it gives you a different price.
00:28:26.980 Yeah. And then we're getting to the later Terminator kind of part of this world where
00:28:33.300 you're tricking machines. You have to know the algorithm and then you have to know how to get
00:28:36.960 around it, how to sidestep it. And we've talked about this in Bonusland a lot where you have to,
00:28:42.220 sometimes I'll ask AI to make like what could be deemed a racist image. And then I'll say,
00:28:48.040 no, no, he's actually the hero. He's the good guy. We're honoring him with this AI photo or
00:28:53.780 this thumbnail picture and they go okay and then they do it so you have to trick the machine yep
00:28:58.640 uh we have an example of what dynamic pricing is going to look like i don't like it and you
00:29:04.820 can't make me pay for something that i don't like joe the supervisor at uptown grill i'm not paying
00:29:11.000 for it i ain't never had somebody tell me if i don't like something that i gotta pay for it
00:29:15.400 you're gonna take it off the bill and i'm not paying for it period joe at uptown grill take
00:29:21.600 it off ma'am there's nothing wrong with how you gonna tell me what i don't like i don't want it
00:29:29.680 and it's not done joe she ordered it i'm up at uptown grill and the manager joe is trying to
00:29:35.720 make me pay for something that i don't like i'm not paying for it so there you go so she'll not
00:29:40.960 pay for it and then they'll charge the white customers who do pay more money because she
00:29:44.960 didn't pay for it that's dynamic pricing yeah and joe from uptown grill didn't want to go that viral 1.00
00:29:50.300 So we had to stay calm and, you know, deal with this bitch. 1.00
00:29:53.540 Hey, Joe from Uptown Grill, if that's you, we'll send you a shirt or send me that bill. 1.00
00:29:57.880 We'll pay the bill.
00:29:59.300 There you go.
00:30:00.380 There you go.
00:30:01.260 Well, but now you're doing the thing that we were just warning about, where you subsidize 1.00
00:30:05.200 the loud yapping minority. 1.00
00:30:07.680 I just want to help Joe from Uptown Grill any way we can. 0.99
00:30:10.420 Maybe we'll do a small business shout out for him or something.
00:30:12.640 Maybe he hates us.
00:30:13.540 But I think after this, he's more on our list.
00:30:15.620 Joe, we know you're fatigued.
00:30:16.800 Just message me, Joe.
00:30:17.880 We're not going to do anything too crazy.
00:30:19.580 All right. Let's get to our next piece. The Fashion Week show in Paris has been going on for the last few days and it goes until next week. I want to show you guys some of these retarded people. Here's an outfit I saw from Fashion Week. That's Cottage. Yeah. Yeah. Somebody gasps in the audience. Is that part of it? Yeah, that's part of it.
00:30:44.860 You grab that and it's like, oh, this is worth something.
00:30:47.040 And it's just hay.
00:30:48.060 And I think a big problem, and you guys probably agree, when it comes to these fashion shows,
00:30:53.380 like the fashion people need to do something that hasn't been seen before.
00:30:57.380 New.
00:30:57.700 They have to do something new.
00:30:59.160 And it's like, no, no one's seen that.
00:31:01.980 Wearing hay in a huge box and you walk around and it falls apart.
00:31:06.920 That's avant-garde.
00:31:08.240 Yeah, you're technically right.
00:31:09.960 Nobody's seen it.
00:31:10.700 And then here's some of the people who are kind of attending on a fountain. 0.94
00:31:14.860 Catwoman, non-binary type, money over the eyes, Billy Corgan. 0.82
00:31:25.020 So everyone just isn't like a freak.
00:31:26.900 Yeah, yeah.
00:31:27.920 And that's how they stand out.
00:31:29.200 Yeah. 1.00
00:31:29.720 And then I saw this woman. 1.00
00:31:31.800 Double eyes? 1.00
00:31:32.340 With the eyes on her eyelids. 1.00
00:31:33.800 We used to do that in high school with fake glasses. 0.98
00:31:35.900 I think Egyptians used to do that when they buried the dead. 0.99
00:31:38.480 Yeah. 0.98
00:31:39.380 So that's been done before.
00:31:40.640 That was a little lazy.
00:31:41.360 In high school, we'd do it with fake glasses, and I had this really old lady teacher who must have been 90 years old, and all she could do was play a book on tape every day.
00:31:49.460 And I would put the things on, and I would pretend to be awake, or I would just walk out of the class.
00:31:55.560 And I actually had an idea, some innovation for the fashion people who haven't thought of this before.
00:32:01.720 Imagine Fleckus Fashion Show, and it's with all these freaks.
00:32:05.340 It's all hyped up.
00:32:06.220 You're promoted heavily.
00:32:07.380 Four o'clock.
00:32:08.080 Be there.
00:32:08.800 Everyone's there at four o'clock.
00:32:10.860 No one walks out.
00:32:12.180 Ooh, and zero models fashion show.
00:32:15.840 And they go, where is everybody?
00:32:17.520 And I go, oh, that's the show.
00:32:19.900 That's the art.
00:32:20.640 Well, I paid for a ticket.
00:32:22.580 That's the art.
00:32:23.880 You're understanding it.
00:32:24.780 You're getting it. 0.92
00:32:25.260 I gutted you. 0.99
00:32:25.560 I gutted you.
00:32:26.380 That's the whole thing, is that feeling of disappointment paired with art.
00:32:32.900 How does it taste?
00:32:33.780 How does the feeling of disappointment taste?
00:32:35.320 You're getting it.
00:32:36.300 That's the show.
00:32:37.160 And then you don't have to pay for anything.
00:32:38.440 All you have to do is rent the space.
00:32:39.540 You make the money.
00:32:40.140 Well, and I think in general, I don't, obviously we don't pay too much attention to fashion other than the Met Gala and stuff like this, the freak shows like this, but what's the school of thought? Like, I feel like there's maybe two schools of thoughts, like freaks took it over and they made it all freak shit or everything's been done.
00:32:57.700 Like fashion shows have been going on for, you know, decades and decades now. And we're just, all we have left is we're squeezing the last drips out of the rag and it's all freak shit. You want to be a little hut? 0.99
00:33:08.320 Yeah. 0.97
00:33:09.000 And then, ironically, when they started getting stupider, 0.99
00:33:12.100 then the freaks were attracted to that. 0.99
00:33:13.740 So now it's just a freak, you know, circular. 1.00
00:33:16.880 You have to go more freaky and retarded than last year. 1.00
00:33:19.400 Yeah. 1.00
00:33:20.600 I don't know.
00:33:21.120 I don't get it.
00:33:21.780 It doesn't look fun. 1.00
00:33:22.640 And then everyone looks like an idiot or like shit. 1.00
00:33:25.180 And you know how we kind of can see reality pretty easily? 1.00
00:33:29.100 And, like, we always say, like, oh, you could have consulted with us
00:33:31.600 and paid us way less, and we would have told you the obvious truth. 0.80
00:33:34.840 With this, if you guys did a fashion show where you went timeless, luxury, excellence, like timeless shit, sharp suits and correctly tailored things, that'd be the number one show with the whole fashion thing. 0.93
00:33:51.260 Maybe. 0.91
00:33:52.040 Well, and also, is there an economic desire here?
00:33:55.460 Are they trying to sell something at the end of this?
00:33:57.300 Or is it just to show you what I can do?
00:33:59.500 I don't know. 1.00
00:34:00.140 What me and my lesbians can do. 1.00
00:34:01.800 Oh, we put this lady in a hut. 1.00
00:34:04.040 It's like, oh, in a good way? 1.00
00:34:05.720 Is that for sale anywhere?
00:34:07.440 All right, let's play this.
00:34:08.580 This is some sort of Trump, double Trump, like fur type. 0.50
00:34:12.800 Yeah. 0.99
00:34:13.840 We have the black model walking with the white politicians or the white elite. 0.94
00:34:18.880 Yeah. 0.97
00:34:19.260 And you know how it is. 1.00
00:34:20.400 We got the black people carrying white people on their back again, like it always is. 1.00
00:34:24.300 Just like they do with taxes. 1.00
00:34:25.840 Yeah.
00:34:26.280 Sarah Huckabee Sanders thinks this is good.
00:34:28.900 Yeah, it's in her new head.
00:34:29.900 That's your problem. 0.82
00:34:30.780 And then we had an AI version where it's like, would this be okay if we did AI version of this white woman carrying black people and everyone's clapping? 0.74
00:34:40.700 No, of course not. 0.68
00:34:41.960 But that would be your fashion show.
00:34:43.340 If it was, it would be the opposite.
00:34:45.100 So, yeah, I don't know, man.
00:34:47.120 Did it turn into just art?
00:34:49.280 Like, I don't know.
00:34:51.400 I'm done with it.
00:34:52.660 Yeah, me too.
00:34:54.300 Don't ever get another cent.
00:34:56.100 And I spent 10 grand on that last year.
00:34:58.200 I would have bought that thatch cottage suit, but now I don't want it.
00:35:02.240 It would fit me, too.
00:35:03.240 That's like a one-size-fits-all, it looks like. 1.00
00:35:06.480 Imagine you walking out with your stupid leather trench coat. 1.00
00:35:09.420 They would be like, what's this guy? 1.00
00:35:11.640 Yeah, that's actually not bad.
00:35:13.300 But they've already done it.
00:35:14.120 They've already done fat models. 0.98
00:35:15.620 They've already done pigs. 0.98
00:35:16.820 They've already done everything, the super skinny ones. 0.96
00:35:19.780 I think Rick Owens is the one who kind of went into freaks.
00:35:23.620 I think he's the one who got them into the freaks.
00:35:24.680 What about fat leather trench coat unicycle?
00:35:28.200 And then the trench coat-
00:35:29.340 Unicycle, now you're talking.
00:35:30.360 The trench coat covers the unicycle or even rollerblades.
00:35:32.980 Yeah, so you just look like I'm moving.
00:35:34.040 And I'm just floating like a vampire hunter. 1.00
00:35:37.140 But then you'd just be a stupid, useless thing that nobody buys. 1.00
00:35:40.080 Or maybe one of those things where you just lean forward on the two wheels 1.00
00:35:43.100 and it's like the, what's it called, without the handles?
00:35:45.920 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:35:46.340 And then you have the trench coat covering the ground and I just float.
00:35:49.280 How do we incorporate the trench coat?
00:35:51.100 The $28 trench coat from Goodwill?
00:35:52.800 That's the question.
00:35:53.600 That would have stolen the show, it's called. 1.00
00:35:55.800 All right, let's get into our migrant section. 0.92
00:35:57.680 We have a bunch of stuff, but a lot of the stories are light.
00:36:00.340 And believe it or not, you know how we say everything is migrants?
00:36:03.480 I think the Paris fashion show is the one thing that truly has nothing to do with migrants. 0.98
00:36:07.820 Yeah.
00:36:08.600 Unless you pull the thread and find something. 1.00
00:36:10.300 The models, I'm sure, are migrants. 1.00
00:36:12.300 Okay. 1.00
00:36:13.020 But not the type of migrants.
00:36:14.460 They're immigrants or they're foreigners, but they're not migrants. 0.92
00:36:17.020 Yeah.
00:36:17.660 The queen of Nigeria or something.
00:36:20.520 All right.
00:36:21.040 Let's get to our first story.
00:36:21.880 There's a caravan coming to the U.S. of hundreds of people.
00:36:25.880 Yeah.
00:36:25.940 we'll just play it in the background. Um, apparently it's estimates between four to
00:36:30.680 600 people. And I assume they pick up some more people along the way. Now they're moving pretty
00:36:36.780 slowly. They're in the Southern part of Mexico right now. They do about 10 kilometers a day is
00:36:42.660 what I've heard. And they're coming to the Southern border of the U S and you start doing the, you
00:36:48.600 know, they're like 1400, 1500 kilometers away. They do 10 kilometers a day and it's kind of
00:36:54.900 right before midterms is what it's looking like there. So this to me seems like an op. They're
00:37:00.580 obviously not getting let in. Do they want to sacrifice a couple of people? So Republicans
00:37:04.600 look bad before the midterms. Is that what's going on? I wrote, they're going to try to make
00:37:08.620 this a migrant George Floyd scenario right before the midterm. So yes. And I've been calling for 0.98
00:37:14.000 that for a while. Like that's what they're going to do. And I thought some of the ICE protesters
00:37:17.980 that got killed kind of could have been that, but they were white people. Um, they're going to do 1.00
00:37:22.900 some sort of border conflict where maybe the US uses force and then it's like, oh, you shot this
00:37:28.720 dad or this innocent person. Guillermo's dead. Yeah. And they're going to try to do it right
00:37:34.000 before midterms. That's the play. You got it absolutely right. It's kind of crazy how it's
00:37:38.000 just like a slow moving mass of people that like, I imagine someone who's with the DNC or talking
00:37:45.320 is like, okay, are you guys on track? Like some woman with a clipboard. Yeah. It's like people
00:37:49.360 who like monitor the asteroid and the path in earth.
00:37:52.060 And it's like, wait, boss, this is coming November 1st.
00:37:56.900 And then we have some updates for El Salvador TPS.
00:38:00.740 Yeah, we have kind of a little bit of temporary protected status.
00:38:03.840 We're slowly winning on the TPS front.
00:38:07.380 I'll start with this headline.
00:38:08.620 DHS clears federal register notice.
00:38:11.280 Can now end TPS for 200,000 Salvadorans. 0.95
00:38:15.740 So that's El Salvador.
00:38:16.880 But then Politico came out with an article that said DHS was set to end temporary legal protection for El Salvador. Then the White House stepped in. And basically, we don't have many major quotes from this article. This is kind of a, this is rumor mill almost with a couple quotes.
00:38:35.440 But somebody said it just came down from the White House, said Mark Krikorian, who leads the Center for Immigration Studies, a think tank.
00:38:43.940 They may just be thinking, let's make this go away for six months until after the election, not because it's going to have any direct effect on the election.
00:38:52.080 They just don't want the news stories about this.
00:38:54.660 So I don't know.
00:38:56.480 Obviously, we don't like that.
00:38:57.960 And it's interesting because there is a little bit of old school to this where it's like, don't make any waves right before the midterms.
00:39:06.000 But I feel like all the deportations and ending this protected status and delivering on your promises makes the right wing more enthusiastic.
00:39:15.080 Yeah.
00:39:15.380 But you don't want to give the left locker room bulletin board material.
00:39:19.600 So I don't know.
00:39:21.760 You know what our thoughts are.
00:39:23.460 Do it.
00:39:23.800 Do it now.
00:39:24.340 Get them out.
00:39:25.160 Yeah.
00:39:25.420 But I don't know.
00:39:26.500 They made a political calculation. 0.98
00:39:27.960 So dovetail that in with the Haitians who already lost their TPS and I don't think are a very popular political football. 1.00
00:39:34.460 Haitians. 1.00
00:39:35.000 Nobody really likes Haitians. 1.00
00:39:36.620 Except for, weirdly enough, like the old guard of Republicans like John Kasich and stupid fucks like that. 1.00
00:39:42.320 People who hate geese. 1.00
00:39:43.620 Yeah.
00:39:45.400 They're on my golf course.
00:39:46.860 Ducks.
00:39:47.360 Yeah.
00:39:47.700 Who hates geese?
00:39:48.640 I don't know.
00:39:50.000 So 35 or 350,000 Haitians lost TPS on July 27th.
00:39:55.080 Two months later, only 530 have been sent back to Haiti. Almost none of the 350K have been deported. They're still here. What exactly is Secretary Mullen doing? And so we looked into this a little bit and Grok said that they generally cannot be deported immediately.
00:40:14.400 ending TPS removes protection and work authorization, but does not create a final
00:40:19.640 removal order. Most must be first placed in removal proceedings where they can seek relief
00:40:25.100 such as asylum or withholding and appeal any order to the BIA, which stays deportation during the
00:40:33.180 appeal, court backlogs, and due process further delay removals for the large majority. Now,
00:40:39.960 So they're going through a process, which sucks.
00:40:42.240 But they are doing flights back to Haiti, I think, a certain number every week.
00:40:46.800 So it's just not enough, and it's small numbers.
00:40:49.700 But as we showed how Trump had replaced a lot of the immigration judges with right-wingers, we showed that chart maybe two weeks back.
00:40:57.800 I think we're going to get the good results, but they just do have to go through that process.
00:41:01.220 They already can't work.
00:41:02.340 They already are losing their rights, but they do need a final order of removal.
00:41:06.000 Exactly. 0.71
00:41:06.560 It's a process to get them out.
00:41:07.940 We're not happy.
00:41:08.820 You guys know the vibes. 1.00
00:41:10.640 It's all migrants. 1.00
00:41:11.280 Everything's migrants. 1.00
00:41:12.060 So we want it done quick. 1.00
00:41:13.180 But I don't know. 1.00
00:41:14.700 I don't think it's intentional sabotage, maybe with the El Salvadorans a little bit.
00:41:18.880 And the El Salvadorans, we've covered this.
00:41:21.060 20% of El Salvador lives in America.
00:41:24.220 Yeah. 0.90
00:41:24.820 And now they have the new guy, Bukele.
00:41:27.080 Yeah, they can go back.
00:41:27.860 That place is nice.
00:41:28.560 You guys are good.
00:41:29.300 You have a great new home to go to.
00:41:30.720 Like, this is exciting.
00:41:31.700 Like, it worked.
00:41:32.660 You left El Salvador.
00:41:34.340 You were somewhere safe.
00:41:35.840 El Salvador is safe now. 1.00
00:41:37.700 It's time to go home. 0.99
00:41:38.580 Yeah. It's time to get going. It's time to move on. Tom Petty. Time to get going.
00:41:43.560 Then this was a good tweet. I didn't realize ICE was doing this.
00:41:46.940 Yes. New technique since we just said TPS is a little tough and we got to give you some good
00:41:51.940 news too. This is from a libtard perspective. This woman says, someone was kidnapped by ICE 1.00
00:41:57.240 in my neighborhood today. They got him by sending text messages to him saying he had a package at
00:42:02.480 UPS to renew his USCIS paperwork. When he got there, UPS told him they don't send text messages
00:42:09.440 and then ICE kidnapped him in the parking lot. Pretty good. That's good shit. I like the
00:42:15.560 subterfuge. I like the little games we're playing. It's like fishing, you know, but for the good
00:42:21.800 guys, for the good reason. Yeah. It's good, smart stuff. And obviously with all these migrants comes
00:42:27.120 a lot of third world shit, which we've been talking about for years at this point. I wanted 1.00
00:42:31.800 to show you guys a couple examples of the third world shit we're dealing with this is on the bqe 0.99
00:42:36.180 in new york and these people are going 60 miles an hour on a motorcycle 0.95
00:42:39.540 where they come from it's no big deal yeah it's actually way safer because the roads don't have
00:42:56.900 holes in them yeah it's better for them but worse for us right yeah so not good and then um a lot
00:43:03.880 of drinking and driving we talked about this last episode uh but we have the details here uh in
00:43:09.080 arlington commonwealth which is virginia yes they have a very specific protocol for when docker
00:43:15.380 recipients get duis yeah um yeah and it it to protect them from any sort of repercussions which
00:43:24.260 When you get the DUI, it's like, okay, time to go.
00:43:26.920 The repercussions, it is time.
00:43:28.320 And no American has this special repercussions.
00:43:31.040 Yeah, Arlington's Commonwealth's attorney testified that her office has a DUI policy specifically for DACA recipients in a small number of cases.
00:43:40.660 Yeah, they say that, but then it's like it takes someone like Chris Ruffo digging to find out the actual number.
00:43:46.420 38%.
00:43:46.900 Yeah. In a small number of cases, prosecutors have considered changing a DUI to a different first degree misdemeanor so the defendant can renew DACA status. We don't have first degree misdemeanors. They're called class one misdemeanors. Surprised an elected prosecutor doesn't know this.
00:44:03.100 Okay. So he's criticizing the person who said this. She says the defendant is still held accountable and the original DUI charge remains visible, but DACA status is a factor in the plea resolution, one that an American citizen charged with the same offense cannot invoke. Should immigration status affect which crime appears on a defendant's record?
00:44:23.960 And do you want me to read this too?
00:44:25.600 Yeah.
00:44:26.720 They're answering questions and this woman says,
00:44:29.200 but the policy is to take into consideration
00:44:31.500 that they will not get their status renewed
00:44:33.380 and to fashion a resolution that would allow them
00:44:36.420 to not have that status
00:44:38.280 or to allow them to get the status renewed
00:44:41.120 while holding them accountable.
00:44:42.960 Sometimes that was revoke bond
00:44:45.100 and spend some time in jail, you know,
00:44:46.780 and then we'll do like a lateral shift
00:44:49.560 to a different charge,
00:44:51.020 not dismissed differently than anyone else.
00:44:53.220 not reduce necessarily, but you know, allow. And so it's like, isn't this the opposite?
00:44:58.860 Shouldn't it be like, Oh, you're an illegal and he did a DUI. Obviously you're out.
00:45:03.280 This should be an aggravating factor. And instead they're doing, they're mitigating it.
00:45:07.720 And this is just, you know, it's, it's not obviously when you're comparing sentences of
00:45:14.080 like this guy killed someone and he got three years and pleaded it down to manslaughter and
00:45:17.860 got three years. And then this woman just wrote a Facebook post in England and she got three years.
00:45:21.540 Like, it's not apples to apples.
00:45:23.080 It's like different legal systems and whatever.
00:45:25.120 But a literal two-tier justice system if you're a DACA recipient in Virginia.
00:45:30.540 Not two-tier in the good way. 0.59
00:45:32.240 Yeah, two-tier in my favor?
00:45:33.880 No. 1.00
00:45:35.020 Fuck you. 1.00
00:45:36.520 Exactly. 1.00
00:45:37.240 And then another example of some third world shit we're dealing with is genital mutilation. 0.99
00:45:42.540 We know that that exists in the Middle East a lot. 1.00
00:45:45.360 The Muslims do it a lot. 1.00
00:45:46.480 And now it's happening in America.
00:45:48.440 Troubling details are emerging in the federal case involving a local doctor.
00:45:52.700 Jemana Nagarwala is accused of performing an illegal medical procedure on young girls.
00:45:57.420 The procedure, referred to by prosecutors as female genital mutilation, was allegedly performed at a clinic in Livonia.
00:46:05.460 And now the man whose name is on the front of that clinic was charged in connection with the case.
00:46:10.520 Sean Lay is live with the very latest on charges against this second doctor and his wife, Sean.
00:46:16.360 That is correct.
00:46:17.540 All three, two doctors and a wife, all charged now in this very troubling case.
00:46:21.660 The FBI says the evidence here is mounting.
00:46:24.440 They are relying on some security camera footage, some taped phone conversation.
00:46:28.380 You get it.
00:46:28.900 We get it.
00:46:29.940 So that's what we're dealing with here in America now, something that's like medieval, basically.
00:46:34.740 Yeah, and, you know, they do it to themselves, so, but they do it to young kids who can't really consent.
00:46:41.180 That's the key.
00:46:42.160 But, yeah, and then I wonder what med school they went to.
00:46:44.800 I wonder where they got their residency.
00:46:47.920 Yeah.
00:46:48.520 Rochester, maybe.
00:46:49.320 Yeah.
00:46:49.740 Which, by the way, since we talked about that last episode, the Trump administration is aware of that and is now actively looking.
00:46:55.640 And, you know, never stop chimping out over injustice because, you know, people send it to the administration.
00:47:02.180 The administration sees it.
00:47:03.260 I think Stephen Miller probably watched and then sent it over.
00:47:06.300 I think Stephen Miller was supposed to.
00:47:06.880 Or Scott Bessent.
00:47:07.920 Yeah, for sure.
00:47:08.540 They watch together.
00:47:09.620 They do?
00:47:10.040 And then Scott's like, Steve, you started without me.
00:47:12.400 And then Steve's like, I'll just rewatch it with you.
00:47:13.900 I don't care.
00:47:14.360 And he was like, no, it's not the same.
00:47:16.080 If you started without me, you already know what they said.
00:47:18.200 They had this whole fight about it.
00:47:19.420 They bicker, yeah.
00:47:21.020 Good show watchers, though.
00:47:22.300 Good show watchers.
00:47:23.660 Hello, Scott.
00:47:24.920 Please make the money go up, Scott.
00:47:26.360 Mr. Treasurer, Secretary Besson. 1.00
00:47:29.020 We have more Muslim stuff we can get to here with that Inside Wire tweet. 0.60
00:47:33.920 Immigration judge allows DHS to deport the Islamic Society of Milwaukee's president. 0.91
00:47:39.180 That's who was here. 1.00
00:47:40.120 That's a nice little win, I guess. 0.99
00:47:41.700 And he was illegally here. 0.98
00:47:43.060 And we have more Muslim stuff too, a big decrease in Muslim legal immigration over the last few years.
00:47:49.820 Yeah, legal immigration from majority Muslim nations was cut 96% from 2024.
00:47:56.740 And this is – all the data point is total refugees, legal immigrants and refugees from those countries.
00:48:04.980 And the bad part is we were doing close to $20,000 a month on average there during the Biden, the end of the Biden era.
00:48:12.280 Yeah. 0.99
00:48:12.760 20,000 a month Muslims for no reason, for nothing, like at all.
00:48:20.240 Well, they're doctors. 0.94
00:48:21.420 Well, they will vote Democrat later.
00:48:22.860 That's the reason, right?
00:48:23.760 Yeah, they will steal the money.
00:48:25.820 And yeah, we have a meme of that, but you get it. 1.00
00:48:28.220 That's why, like, I know we're like, oh, you get the El Salvadorians.
00:48:32.100 Do it.
00:48:32.400 I don't care if it's close to the election or whatever.
00:48:36.380 Guys, it could be so much worse, and it's such a nice swing.
00:48:39.600 Let's just take a second to appreciate like 20,000 Muslims. 1.00
00:48:42.540 You know how bad 20,000 Muslims are? 1.00
00:48:44.660 It's crazy. 1.00
00:48:45.440 Yeah.
00:48:46.080 So it is better, but we need to finish.
00:48:48.460 We're going to go finish the play over to Europe quick, but it's going to be a great
00:48:52.660 point.
00:48:53.060 This is kind of crazy.
00:48:54.080 A Sudanese asylum seeker burned down a hotel with 170 people inside. 1.00
00:49:00.020 It's one of those migrant hotels, I'm assuming. 1.00
00:49:01.840 Yeah. 1.00
00:49:02.160 And he was smiling in the mugshot here.
00:49:04.020 We have some more info on it.
00:49:05.500 Yeah.
00:49:05.740 You basically said it.
00:49:06.760 A Sudanese asylum seeker has been jailed after setting fire to a hotel in Bradford with 170 people inside. 0.99
00:49:13.420 Bradford Crown Court was told that Mohammed Abdallah, 28, he looks like shit for 28, 0.98
00:49:20.020 set off the blaze after he was ordered to leave the Bradford Hotel on Hall Ings. 0.99
00:49:25.100 Is that Ings? I don't know.
00:49:26.960 Because of poor behavior on October 31st last year.
00:49:31.100 He was acting up on Halloween.
00:49:32.440 Yeah, he loves Halloween. 0.99
00:49:33.940 Sudanese, he loves Halloween.
00:49:35.380 At the time of the fire, more than 160 asylum seekers were in the hotel while there were 10 members of staff on shift.
00:49:41.660 Recorder Ella Anderson, sentencing, told the Sudanese migraine, your actions put all of those people at risk.
00:49:47.900 Apparently he's going to jail for 31 months.
00:49:50.200 Yeah.
00:49:50.420 And I don't even know if he understands what a judge tells him after.
00:49:53.840 Yeah. 1.00
00:49:54.240 He doesn't listen to women. 1.00
00:49:55.420 So 31 months is the sentence. 0.97
00:49:57.460 That was like an unbreakable trying to kill 170 people to find Bruce Willis, Mr. Glass.
00:50:04.280 You know what I mean?
00:50:04.880 Yeah. But instead it was, it wasn't some evil villain comic book plot. It was just a stupid
00:50:09.000 idiot who like lights a lighter. They're going to give him two and a half years, which isn't 1.00
00:50:12.960 enough. But when you hear what 31 months goes for, for other people who are white, it'll kind 0.83
00:50:18.000 of blow your mind. We have a tweet here and then we'll read you more context. Yeah. If you're white
00:50:21.920 and you delete a tweet about setting fire to hotels, you go to prison for 31 months. If you're 1.00
00:50:27.400 Brown and you actually set fire to a hotel causing thousands of pounds of damage and putting hundreds 0.99
00:50:32.360 of people's lives at risk,
00:50:34.200 you also go to prison for 31 months.
00:50:36.660 So, and that's in reference to a story
00:50:38.980 which we may have covered.
00:50:41.160 This woman named Lucy, I believe.
00:50:45.980 She tweeted this,
00:50:47.140 mass deportation now
00:50:48.280 in the immediate aftermath
00:50:50.220 of the Southport stabbings.
00:50:52.020 Which was that guy who killed those three girls
00:50:54.200 and we have the picture here.
00:50:55.820 At the Taylor Swift thing. 0.98
00:50:57.060 The brain dead migrant, yeah. 0.98
00:50:58.740 Yeah, so this is like in a moment of rage, 0.98
00:51:00.740 A native English girl who likes where she comes from goes a little crazy on Twitter.
00:51:05.300 She says, mass deportation now. 0.99
00:51:07.340 Set fire to all the blank hotels full of the blank for all I care while you're at it and take the treacherous government and politicians with them.
00:51:16.140 I feel physically sick knowing what these families will now have to endure. 0.96
00:51:19.620 If that makes me racist, so be it.
00:51:22.000 So she deleted it pretty soon after.
00:51:24.000 She deleted it once it started going viral.
00:51:26.060 And that doesn't matter. 0.99
00:51:29.020 She's still got a 31-month jail term. 1.00
00:51:31.500 It happens to be exactly the same number of months 1.00
00:51:34.140 imposed for inciting race hate.
00:51:39.520 Yeah, so that's it.
00:51:41.480 Here's a picture of her. 0.99
00:51:42.240 It's just like a woman in a moment of weakness and anger,
00:51:45.260 righteous indignation, 0.81
00:51:47.300 stepped over a line in the UK's legal system, 1.00
00:51:51.460 and she gets the exact same as a person
00:51:55.500 who actually did the thing she kind of alluded to.
00:51:58.140 And she said, for all I care, meaning like if it happens, I don't care if it doesn't, something might happen.
00:52:03.700 So what? Yeah. And that's what got her in trouble.
00:52:07.820 So there's another example of the two tier justice system in Europe as well as here.
00:52:11.980 Yeah. And then we're moving on to still some more Muslims. 1.00
00:52:15.540 So those 20,000 a month who came in under Joe Biden, what are they up to when they're here?
00:52:20.100 What are they doing? Replacing churches with mosques? 1.00
00:52:22.780 Maybe. Let's play this video and find out. 1.00
00:52:24.920 So this is their campaign video to raise money.
00:52:29.360 And they literally replace a church with a mosque in the presentation.
00:52:33.320 They could replace just a generic building.
00:52:36.340 They could take a raw piece of land and do it.
00:52:38.660 And build up.
00:52:39.240 But they literally can't help themselves.
00:52:41.360 They have to conquer.
00:52:43.100 And they have to do it in your face.
00:52:44.780 They're playing in our faces. 1.00
00:52:46.200 That's what the migrants who Joe Biden let in are doing. 0.99
00:52:48.580 So bad. 1.00
00:52:49.560 Now we're going to jump back to Europe one last time, or maybe two last times. 0.74
00:52:53.600 Uh, there was a 93 year old woman who was like a lovely woman in town. 0.73
00:52:59.280 Everyone knew her, uh, who was raped and killed by a Sudanese migrant. 0.68
00:53:04.200 Yeah. 0.96
00:53:04.360 So rough week for Sudan. 1.00
00:53:06.140 Um, French pensioner, 93 found dead at home with naked Sudanese migrant 34 lying on top 1.00
00:53:12.480 of her. 0.95
00:53:13.380 And I mean, that's the extent of the story.
00:53:15.540 She was a nice lady who everybody knew in town.
00:53:18.800 And, you know, I can't remember if we did Bonusland or the regular show, but we've covered some of these like elderly groups.
00:53:27.940 Yeah. 1.00
00:53:28.320 And it's always like a black guy. 1.00
00:53:31.780 It's always like a Sudanese or like some crazy black guy. 1.00
00:53:34.720 I think we covered him. 1.00
00:53:35.680 There was like a 99-year-old in Milwaukee.
00:53:37.960 I don't even get it.
00:53:39.560 Yeah.
00:53:40.240 It's bad.
00:53:41.340 They go crazy.
00:53:42.060 I really don't get it.
00:53:43.100 I'm at a loss for like – usually we kind of come up with a theory at the end of everything.
00:53:47.460 And I really don't have anything.
00:53:49.100 I think it's like an animal brain thing.
00:53:50.800 Like, you know how you see like a crocodile eat a baby deer?
00:53:53.920 And you're like, oh, the baby deer.
00:53:55.440 No.
00:53:55.980 Like, why is he eating?
00:53:57.380 And it's like, well, for him, it's just an easy meal.
00:54:00.040 Yeah. 1.00
00:54:00.180 For them, it's just like, oh, this lady can't even move. 0.99
00:54:03.040 I don't know, man. 1.00
00:54:03.820 You know, she can't yell. 0.98
00:54:04.860 She's so old. 0.99
00:54:05.660 I have no theory.
00:54:06.660 Super sad.
00:54:06.960 Double watches on that picture.
00:54:08.500 Yeah.
00:54:09.240 Super sad for her.
00:54:10.260 And then our last piece is in Europe as well.
00:54:13.600 This is the Leonardo da Vinci school.
00:54:15.760 Leonardo da Vinci.
00:54:16.720 school being burned. And then all the Muslim kids are laughing and filming. 1.00
00:54:24.280 Brown, all the Brown kids. They love it. They just haven't assimilated yet. Yeah. And I think
00:54:29.140 they burned down a different school too. The Nelson Mandela school or something. I saw that
00:54:32.740 that cost like $70 million. They burned that. Yeah. The great, some of the great Europeans,
00:54:39.100 you know, Leonardo da Vinci, his legacy is getting torched by migrants. Crazy. All right, 1.00
00:54:43.980 Let's move to the final page where I can say whatever I want.
00:54:46.280 Use the opportunity to go to the post.
00:54:47.580 Help us juice the algo.
00:54:48.780 Leave a like.
00:54:49.300 Leave a comment.
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00:54:51.040 Then start yapping.
00:54:52.560 P.O. Box needs to be full with PBA cards, officers, and lieutenants, chiefs, captains.
00:54:58.740 I need more.
00:54:59.760 Commanders.
00:55:00.160 I need stuff.
00:55:01.080 And thank you to everyone who sent, but I need more.
00:55:03.640 And then notifications on, old episodes, watch.
00:55:06.140 You guys know what to do.
00:55:06.900 P.O. Box.
00:55:08.300 All right.
00:55:08.840 Let's start with this.
00:55:10.220 Spam texts are getting really good lately.
00:55:12.680 And I've had this experience, too, where someone messages me and says, hey, you want to play golf tomorrow?
00:55:18.680 I'm like, who is this?
00:55:19.960 And then I don't know.
00:55:20.880 You fall for it?
00:55:21.840 Yeah, a little bit.
00:55:22.940 Well, sometimes you do get texts from random people.
00:55:25.520 Yeah.
00:55:26.200 So people here's another example of a spam text that's actually compelling.
00:55:30.220 Going to do beef brisket and cornbread tomorrow.
00:55:32.460 Want to swing by?
00:55:34.100 Isn't that so good?
00:55:35.340 That's how you get sucked in.
00:55:36.260 I would say, who is this?
00:55:37.660 What time? 0.99
00:55:38.840 I would work on a certain type of boomer. 0.99
00:55:41.000 That they deport me. 0.99
00:55:41.820 Yeah.
00:55:42.260 They go, grab him.
00:55:43.140 He's right here, here for the brisket.
00:55:45.280 And then I saw this on Twitter.
00:55:47.040 I thought it was a really funny idea.
00:55:48.280 And we've kind of talked about this idea of, like, scam businesses.
00:55:51.660 I had the idea of saying, I'm a used car inspector,
00:55:55.700 and I'll come to your car sale and tell you if it's a good car or not.
00:55:59.260 And you just pass everything.
00:56:00.300 And you just say, no, no, it doesn't look right.
00:56:03.200 You say no every time, yeah.
00:56:04.780 Yeah, you say no every time.
00:56:05.960 And then they go, okay.
00:56:06.960 And then they pay you the $100.
00:56:07.960 bucks. And also you didn't buy a used car that maybe looked a little dirty inside.
00:56:13.100 Okay. So that was my idea. And then this is another great idea for $200. I'll come over
00:56:17.740 wearing a tool belt and a branded polo and tell your wife the renovation she wants to do is 1.00
00:56:22.640 impossible because that's a load bearing wall. Save yourself a hundred grand. Wasn't that funny?
00:56:28.060 That's smart. All right. Now let's get into the alien section. And this is something I've been
00:56:31.780 building for a couple of weeks now. And this is something I'm actually really excited about and
00:56:35.560 everyone needs to be receptive to it. Okay. I'll get out of your way. And I'm going to start with
00:56:40.320 U.S. government docs that war.gov slash UFO just released in the last couple of weeks.
00:56:47.000 So it's not a schizo theory. It's not a made up thing that could be. This was released docs from
00:56:53.080 our government. And one of them is about a Stargate. Department of War publishes six release
00:56:58.200 of unidentified anomalous phenomena files.
00:57:02.740 And just the, to breathe the bottom,
00:57:04.800 it's a Stargate explanation.
00:57:06.560 And then they have a picture.
00:57:07.660 This picture is in the files.
00:57:09.660 And the guy's like putting his hand through a portal.
00:57:12.240 Yeah, and then a portal you can look at dinosaurs
00:57:14.520 and then another portal of dinosaurs look at you.
00:57:16.760 Oh, so it's a time portal as well.
00:57:19.860 Yeah, Stargate.
00:57:21.060 Someone wrote that up.
00:57:22.540 All right, very good.
00:57:23.040 And then I saw this, CIA accused of using Ancestry
00:57:26.400 and 23andMe to hunt down alien bloodlines
00:57:29.520 through the millions of DNA tests.
00:57:32.400 Fascinating.
00:57:33.480 Which is why I don't turn my blood over.
00:57:35.940 Yeah.
00:57:36.840 But if one of your family members does
00:57:38.820 because they're curious, they'll get you.
00:57:40.820 That might have happened already.
00:57:41.780 Because they know.
00:57:42.680 Next, this video was released of Trump with aliens
00:57:45.540 in some sort of ancient tomb.
00:57:49.380 And it's like a secret camera.
00:57:51.180 Look how tall these guys are.
00:57:52.580 And they're explaining everything.
00:57:54.320 And this was put into AI,
00:57:55.460 and A.I. said this was a real video.
00:57:58.180 That's the interesting part.
00:58:00.620 All right.
00:58:01.300 And then these are the guys getting off an airplane.
00:58:03.660 How'd they fit in the plane, though?
00:58:04.900 It was a different plane, probably.
00:58:06.640 Yeah, see, this doesn't make sense.
00:58:08.280 How'd they fit in the plane?
00:58:09.160 But I haven't confirmed this one's real,
00:58:10.860 but it does look like the same guys as the first one.
00:58:14.440 Okay, makes sense.
00:58:15.120 And this woman had an alien speak through her, 0.99
00:58:18.220 a gray alien, which are the little ones, 0.51
00:58:20.120 and this is what they're saying.
00:58:21.120 We. Are. Already. Here. On. Earth. We. Are. Already. Here. Helping. You. Ascend. To. The. New. Earth.
00:58:49.340 It's kind of repeating.
00:58:51.680 Pretty compelling stuff.
00:58:53.300 We are already here.
00:58:54.180 It's like, that's you.
00:58:55.320 I think that's you.
00:58:56.340 Okay.
00:58:56.900 So that was compelling.
00:58:58.180 Yeah, very compelling.
00:58:59.080 There's a new Earth.
00:58:59.840 Well, I don't know if she's real.
00:59:01.700 Oh, okay.
00:59:02.260 So the AI alien tomb video was real, but she's a faker. 0.99
00:59:06.320 She might be faking. 0.99
00:59:07.320 Okay.
00:59:07.680 Then my last piece is this New York City alien. 0.93
00:59:11.160 Men in black type.
00:59:11.960 They're saying this guy is an alien too.
00:59:16.400 Yo, man, you good? 0.94
00:59:19.340 don't try to hide you already you already got my nigga don't try to play nigga yo what if he 1.00
00:59:25.960 an alien or something in a human body oh he is no real shit yo hey jay 1.00
00:59:31.940 yo jay what if you're an alien bro 1.00
00:59:37.160 oh yeah oh yeah he's an alien could be an alien could be a what drugs are that 0.70
00:59:45.660 Could be a blown-out ketamine popper twink.
00:59:48.060 Yeah, I think it's uppers and downers at the same time,
00:59:50.600 so he's still standing.
00:59:52.660 And you're balanced out, but you're kind of a little weird.
00:59:56.480 But that is maybe twink-related.
00:59:58.000 It could be aliens.
00:59:59.480 Yeah, it could be twink-related for sure.
01:00:01.120 Who knows?
01:00:01.760 All right, well, that's the end of the final page of Housekeeping.
01:00:03.460 We're now moving on to Cringe of the Week.
01:00:08.200 All right, Cringe of the Week.
01:00:10.220 Welcome.
01:00:11.360 Do you know our last episode was two hours and five minutes?
01:00:14.080 It was a comeback episode.
01:00:14.980 But it had to be long.
01:00:16.100 That was probably the longest we've ever done.
01:00:18.420 Hope you guys enjoyed that.
01:00:19.960 All right, let's get to our first story in cringe.
01:00:22.060 It's the one I mentioned in the intro.
01:00:23.820 Middle school kids rejected a state-sanctioned Pride Day,
01:00:27.660 and then the teachers got mad about it. 0.98
01:00:29.620 Also, it's fucking one month into the school year. 1.00
01:00:33.740 Don't you have your stupid month? 1.00
01:00:35.380 It's one month in, it's September. 1.00
01:00:37.540 Yeah, it's like the first couple weeks of school.
01:00:39.700 Yeah, all right, here it is.
01:00:41.160 Plays of intolerance and homophobia are unacceptable
01:00:44.800 This type of intolerant rhetoric starts in the home.
01:00:47.820 Parents angry at town hall over intolerance at Marshall Simons Middle School.
01:00:52.660 Kids were asked to wear rainbow clothes in honor of Pride Spirit Day.
01:00:56.640 But some organized a counter protest wearing red, white and blue or black.
01:01:01.660 The principal sharing a statement to families that Pride posters were ripped down,
01:01:05.980 stickers ripped up, some students chanted USA are my pronouns,
01:01:10.380 and students showing Pride were intimidated.
01:01:12.700 It was an unruly disruption, in fact, that was organized ahead of time.
01:01:17.980 While some parents were upset, others say it was overblown.
01:01:21.720 Some of the kids threw the stickers on the ground.
01:01:23.720 But, you know, I can only speak for my daughter. 0.97
01:01:25.380 She just, she didn't want to wear that to school.
01:01:27.740 It's not that she wanted to hurt anybody's feelings.
01:01:29.760 She says her daughter felt coerced to participate in the Pride event and was offended by some of the messages, like this quote from Tennessee Williams.
01:01:38.160 Human heart cannot be straight.
01:01:39.740 It is curves and winds.
01:01:41.080 And my daughter just kind of said, you know, mom, that's offensive to me, who I am.
01:01:46.260 There you go.
01:01:47.000 Normal parents, at least.
01:01:48.400 Yeah.
01:01:48.540 Thanks, Christine.
01:01:49.560 Showing up.
01:01:50.280 Yeah.
01:01:50.580 Talking to the news.
01:01:51.680 And then I saw this really good point about the people interviewed, like that witch looking lady who is interviewed as a community member and then like a nice looking woman who's the parent.
01:02:01.500 Yeah.
01:02:01.660 What is a community member in this context?
01:02:03.680 Do you work?
01:02:04.260 Are you a teacher?
01:02:04.980 Are you work at the school or what?
01:02:06.340 It's like a freak with some ideas.
01:02:08.040 No kids, just some freak with an opinion.
01:02:11.080 And then the mom and, yeah, Bennett's phylactery said, parent, attractive, calm, normal, actually has a stake in what's happening.
01:02:20.420 And then community member, witch-like, Sampaku Ayes, lifelong communist organizer, I think he took a leap there, does not have any kids at the school.
01:02:29.780 Why are they interviewing her about this?
01:02:31.560 Totally.
01:02:31.980 Yeah. 0.99
01:02:32.520 And then the starts at home statement, it's like, yeah, because if we don't talk about it at home, you're going to do whatever the fuck you want at school. 0.96
01:02:39.180 We've kind of learned that over the past four years and sorry, we're front running it. 0.86
01:02:42.940 And then they used to always say, well, if you don't like what they're teaching in schools,
01:02:46.160 when you are, when you're at home, you can teach them whatever you want.
01:02:49.200 So there you go.
01:02:50.840 Isn't that the whole point?
01:02:52.080 Yeah.
01:02:52.200 It's cause and effect.
01:02:53.100 That's the whole point.
01:02:53.920 Like we've seen what people, this is middle school again, middle schoolers, 10, 11, 12,
01:02:59.980 13, right?
01:03:00.840 That's kind of the age range.
01:03:02.300 Kids are up.
01:03:03.600 Kids are with it enough.
01:03:04.960 Exactly.
01:03:05.360 And then there's also a thing too, where kids get straight by.
01:03:09.180 I was straight in fourth grade, my fourth grade teacher, Miss Harner.
01:03:14.020 Looker?
01:03:14.720 Yeah, I liked her. 1.00
01:03:15.880 I liked her. 0.99
01:03:16.940 Power Rangers, Pink Power Ranger and shit. 0.98
01:03:18.920 Yeah, yeah. 0.97
01:03:19.580 So kids already know what they are at this point.
01:03:22.440 But then there's also a subset of kids that want to kind of like go against their parents sometimes.
01:03:28.180 And then if you pair that with like the LGBT school agenda, you can kind of fast track your kid to something bad.
01:03:35.860 Yeah, yeah. 0.85
01:03:36.460 And then I saw this, because that woman, the witch woman, her last name was Fristacci or something.
01:03:42.620 And then someone had something about what it means in Italian.
01:03:45.160 Which actually means whip us in Italian.
01:03:48.060 So it's like, that's what she's kind of doing.
01:03:49.660 Yeah. 1.00
01:03:49.980 Like, oh, you guys have to be gay. 1.00
01:03:51.380 You guys have to be gay. 0.99
01:03:52.320 I don't know. 0.95
01:03:52.720 That's a little stretch for me.
01:03:54.060 A little stretch.
01:03:54.800 But, you know.
01:03:55.240 But interesting. 0.92
01:03:55.740 That genetic genealogy still lives within her. 0.84
01:03:58.620 Whoever got that name, that still lives in her.
01:04:01.100 Was trying to impose their will a thousand years ago.
01:04:03.400 Yeah.
01:04:03.500 And then we have another school that's doing bad pride stuff, and we'll give you some examples.
01:04:07.820 Yeah, just another middle school exposing how the entire – somebody sent libs of TikTok this, exposing how the entire school is filled with woke LGBTQ propaganda, genital mutilation flags, promotions for pride festivals, safe space stickers, a lot of stuff like that.
01:04:25.720 And then this was some of the like imagery on it of like all these animals to kind of like soften the blow.
01:04:34.000 You can't just talk about this.
01:04:35.660 You have to create a character and put it on the wall.
01:04:38.400 So it's constantly being reminding you. 0.93
01:04:41.680 And it's all these gay transgender dragon, gender fluid giraffe, demisexual dragonfly, pansexual panther. 0.97
01:04:49.540 And like, dude, we talk about it all the time. 0.99
01:04:52.180 Kids aren't at reading level.
01:04:54.000 Well, actually, you know what?
01:04:55.400 this type of school is the only one
01:04:57.540 where kids are all proficient in math and reading
01:04:59.460 and then they're wasting time on this.
01:05:01.300 Yeah, so crazy.
01:05:02.860 And then also, do they explain to the kid 1.00
01:05:04.700 that the gay animals and their bloodline, 0.99
01:05:06.740 like the lesbian ladybug and her little girlfriend, 1.00
01:05:10.160 aren't going to have any kids, 1.00
01:05:11.140 so then that's the end of the lesbian ladybug. 1.00
01:05:13.940 Yeah, homosexual whale never has a little calf, 1.00
01:05:17.280 never nurses anybody. 1.00
01:05:19.020 And he became the way he did. 1.00
01:05:20.820 He had fun at that party, though.
01:05:23.340 So that's something interesting.
01:05:24.560 And also, which is nice.
01:05:26.180 They haven't slowed down.
01:05:27.140 Yeah, they haven't slowed down.
01:05:28.720 And what's nice about this too is the cool kids are rejecting this.
01:05:32.080 And then society does kind of trend to what the cool kids are doing.
01:05:37.040 So it used to be cool kids were interested in other stuff.
01:05:40.100 And now cool kids are just interested in being like straight and normal.
01:05:43.180 So I think there could be a natural correction. 0.58
01:05:45.900 And then the attractive blonde mom comes in and goes, yeah, so what? 0.99
01:05:49.440 That's it.
01:05:50.020 That's the natural order of things, right?
01:05:51.480 The freaks gained control of the airplane for a little while.
01:05:54.560 they had it. Very true. Let's get to our language police section. Uh, this is something I've been
01:06:00.320 building for a couple of weeks. I think it's very good. Uh, our first person is a paid boundary
01:06:05.820 coach. Oh, we don't talk about people's bodies like that. That's inappropriate. I'm Kami Orange.
01:06:11.440 I'm a boundary coach and I collect boundary phrases. And this is one of my absolute top 10
01:06:17.320 favorite. So story time years ago, I was at a backyard barbecue and I got my food and I sat
01:06:23.280 down a little circle of chairs and I didn't know anybody. So when this woman who I never met sat
01:06:28.520 next to me and struck up a conversation, I was like, oh yeah, let's make friends. She looks at 0.99
01:06:33.340 me about to take a bite of potato salad and she goes, are you sure you should be eating that?
01:06:37.880 And I was like, why? I felt like ants had gotten to the potato salad or a kid had stuck his boogers
01:06:43.140 into it or something. She looks me up and down and is like, you know, it's fattening. I just started
01:06:49.200 to laugh like what no we don't talk about people's bodies like that 1.00
01:06:55.860 and i just kept laughing until she awkwardly got up and walked away
01:07:03.180 like what i was thinking like the point of view of the other people at the party like 1.00
01:07:14.840 who's that woman maniacally laughing over there with the giant thing of potato salad 1.00
01:07:18.980 Yeah, a heaping pile of potato, and she's laughing like that to herself. 0.99
01:07:22.880 And it's like, oh, that's Cammie. 0.90
01:07:24.480 I know her from work.
01:07:25.640 She overheard me talking about the party.
01:07:27.200 I had to invite her.
01:07:29.480 It's like, gee, she specifically mentioned not knowing anyone there.
01:07:33.880 It's like, ha, ha, ha, ha, potato salad.
01:07:35.800 Is she going to eat all that potato salad? 0.74
01:07:37.860 She's using the serving spoon to eat herself.
01:07:40.280 And then does that sound true?
01:07:41.400 Does that sound like a true story to you?
01:07:42.980 Someone would say, are you sure you want to do that upon first meeting someone?
01:07:46.800 Yeah. Would you ever meet a fat person and go, what are you doing? You're eating that?
01:07:50.520 You take it upon yourself to be the intervention right now at the backyard barbecue, like probably
01:07:55.500 4th of July or something. So funny. So Cammie Orange makes up statements, has the worst haircut
01:08:00.680 I've ever seen. Plenty of other material on that appearance there, but I guess she sets hard 1.00
01:08:05.920 boundaries. She wouldn't let me near her to criticize her. Yeah. She'll teach you how to
01:08:10.020 set boundaries. And her name's Cammie Orange and she wears orange on her shirt, oranges on her 0.96
01:08:14.600 shirt that's kind of cool this is a person that's a person going into psychosis yeah a light psychosis
01:08:26.560 i love that the uh the story that she tells people and they go yeah like reddit reddit story yeah you
01:08:32.200 owned her yeah and then the other povias oh yeah that's cammy she kind of overheard me talking
01:08:36.920 about the party just ignore her all right let's get to our next guy uh this guy i just wrote group
01:08:43.680 chat f slur yeah but this guy is uh gonna correct your speech in the group chat hey there friend
01:08:50.020 what you just said was absolutely discriminatory and does not match the values of this group
01:08:54.220 if you'd like to continue participating in this conversation take a moment to reflect on what
01:08:58.760 you've just said and think of how it represents us and you let's take this moment to be a learning
01:09:03.840 opportunity to become the very best person we can thank you and next time think before you post
01:09:10.760 It's actually ironic because this is what I would say to someone in my group chats if they posted something that like wasn't racist enough.
01:09:18.320 Yes. 1.00
01:09:19.060 Or if they're like, well, some of these migrants are actually talented and deserve H1Bs. 1.00
01:09:23.100 And I say, listen, friend, you said some things that don't line up with the group chat. 1.00
01:09:26.620 Yeah.
01:09:26.800 Like if somebody said, deport every illegal Somali.
01:09:29.460 And it's like, whoa, whoa, wait a second, friend. 0.99
01:09:31.520 Every Somali. 1.00
01:09:32.520 There's no reason for anyone to be here. 1.00
01:09:34.840 Yeah. 0.98
01:09:35.020 This guy doesn't mention the migrants at all.
01:09:36.760 Yeah.
01:09:37.060 What's that?
01:09:37.940 If we cut it short?
01:09:38.700 What part of the video is he getting to the migraine?
01:09:40.460 When does he talk about the Smollies?
01:09:42.400 I'm waiting.
01:09:43.620 But yeah, this is, I mean, both of these,
01:09:45.980 the first one was a made up story, right?
01:09:48.480 And the fake made up person did say something rude.
01:09:52.100 But this guy, it's like, I don't even get what you're doing.
01:09:55.700 You're policing the group chat.
01:09:57.100 Like people can't miss on a joke
01:09:59.360 or go a little far for some dark humor. 0.99
01:10:01.860 You get a lecture from dork who's trying to compete. 0.94
01:10:05.400 And you post something like this. 0.98
01:10:06.720 It's like, what are you trying to get women?
01:10:07.760 You're trying to impress a lady. 0.59
01:10:08.960 I hope she sees this.
01:10:09.880 Yeah.
01:10:10.360 Why can't every guy be like you?
01:10:12.060 But it's almost like you're a football team and you let the vegan choose what we're eating.
01:10:18.640 Why would we go to the highest threshold for sensitivity?
01:10:22.980 Let the boys sort it out.
01:10:24.560 That's so true.
01:10:25.840 And it's good to be racist in the group chat because that means you're actually not racist.
01:10:29.680 Yeah. 0.90
01:10:30.040 And then if you say something gay about oiled up twinks, only people who maybe have some closeted homosexuality are like, 0.92
01:10:36.180 What, dude? 0.99
01:10:36.820 That's gross.
01:10:37.360 Why are you saying that? 1.00
01:10:39.060 You sucking twinks? 1.00
01:10:40.760 Well, you don't suck them. 1.00
01:10:43.800 All right. 1.00
01:10:44.360 We have a friend like that.
01:10:45.660 It's always like yuck on the group chat.
01:10:47.660 It's like, bro, come on. 0.99
01:10:49.120 You think I'm seriously sucking the twink? 0.99
01:10:50.900 Just imagine it in your mind and then know it's fake. 0.96
01:10:54.100 Vividly, 4K, rotated in your mind.
01:10:57.060 All right.
01:10:57.260 Let's get to our next one. 1.00
01:10:58.220 This woman was working at a coffee station. 1.00
01:11:00.380 She has like a mobile coffee business and she was hired for a wedding, 1.00
01:11:03.400 but they didn't let her fly her LGBT flag thing. 0.73
01:11:07.360 Come with me to work with my first homophobic client.
01:11:11.120 Yes, you heard me right.
01:11:12.440 We were booked for a wedding up in Flagstaff, Arizona.
01:11:15.660 And the person I was communicating with mostly was the mother of the bride.
01:11:19.260 We had driven up to Flagstaff on a Friday and we had an hour long cold brew bar that was set up for the wedding.
01:11:24.460 And immediately when we got there, the father of the bride beelined it to us.
01:11:29.380 And the only reason we know he was the father of the bride is because we got to see them from where we were standing walk down the aisle. 0.93
01:11:34.500 he came up with an aggressive tone and said hey any of this pride colored stuff needs to be gone 0.77
01:11:39.880 for service we don't want to see it what he was referring to was this bag right here that we use
01:11:44.760 to bring stuff in and unload and y'all my mind immediately was just thinking a million different
01:11:50.940 things but I was polite about it I told him that anything that was out right now was not going to
01:11:55.080 be out during service and that it was just going to be what was agreed upon in the contract but 0.52
01:11:59.500 obviously i was fucking pissed my immediate thought was to leave to pack up everything and 0.78
01:12:05.600 leave and not refund them their deposit because i was so upset but then i realized like i've never 0.96
01:12:11.100 talked to this man and the people that i was communicating with there's no way that they
01:12:14.720 didn't know that my company is lgbtq owned if you google me if you look at my social media if you
01:12:19.460 look on my website you're you're gonna see that i'm a bisexual woman and i own this company and
01:12:24.780 She's bi.
01:12:25.480 She's not even fully gay. 1.00
01:12:26.940 She kisses girls when she's drunk. 0.99
01:12:28.840 The wedding is about you being bisexual now. 0.99
01:12:31.720 Everyone saw my website. 0.94
01:12:33.700 Yeah, okay.
01:12:35.240 Shout out to the dad. 0.86
01:12:36.040 We'll send you a shirt if that's you. 0.99
01:12:37.280 Chad dad, the bride goes, dad, go take care of it.
01:12:40.680 He goes on it.
01:12:41.620 He's two old fashions deep on it. 1.00
01:12:44.520 And he says, you're going to put this shit away, right? 1.00
01:12:46.660 You kids are going to put this shit away. 1.00
01:12:48.460 And then look at the environment. 1.00
01:12:50.840 Yeah, we love a Chad dad, right?
01:12:52.600 And look at the environment.
01:12:53.500 Like everything is brown and green and like natural.
01:12:59.020 And regardless, we always have talked about wasting money on weddings, but people do and they spend a lot.
01:13:05.900 And we're not going to have your bright every single color of the rainbow gay tote bag ruining the aesthetics of a 60K wedding or whatever it was.
01:13:14.860 So, but she takes it personally, uses it as a chance to tell everybody how much of an ally she is and all that. 0.91
01:13:22.040 Just buy it, by the way. 1.00
01:13:23.200 Just pour the iced coffee, bitch. 1.00
01:13:25.740 There's nothing really to do. 1.00
01:13:27.460 And then she, oh, I thought about it.
01:13:29.200 It's like, no, you took the 20% deposit.
01:13:31.800 You drove two hours.
01:13:33.160 You wanted the full thing.
01:13:34.320 You bent the knee to dad.
01:13:36.000 So true.
01:13:37.360 Yeah, exactly.
01:13:38.240 Oh, I was going to cancel.
01:13:39.200 I'm not giving the refund.
01:13:40.100 No, you weren't.
01:13:40.780 I actually just did it because I needed the $1,800.
01:13:42.660 You got two employees with you.
01:13:44.280 We knew you weren't walking.
01:13:46.160 So get over it.
01:13:46.880 Just throw this coffee out.
01:13:48.160 Yeah.
01:13:49.720 All right, let's get to our-
01:13:50.920 Everyone's trying to police everyone.
01:13:52.260 That's the, what's that about?
01:13:54.220 It's the police section.
01:13:55.300 Everybody wants to tell you what to do.
01:13:57.140 And nobody, nobody just like, I've had, you guys know us, we're right wing as hell. 0.94
01:14:04.400 And you know how deep we are in the news topics and how bad the migrants are. 0.98
01:14:08.980 And I've had people come up and say some libtarded shit that I totally didn't agree with. 0.99
01:14:14.680 And I've met them in passing or talked to them. 0.99
01:14:16.720 And I just go, oh yeah.
01:14:19.140 You don't make a scene.
01:14:20.180 You just internalize it.
01:14:21.300 You'd be a normal person, right?
01:14:24.840 Not every instance needs to be a fight.
01:14:27.880 You know what I mean?
01:14:28.780 I do.
01:14:29.840 Not the same for everybody.
01:14:31.240 They're incapable of that.
01:14:32.380 They have to make it all.
01:14:33.540 Because they know better.
01:14:34.600 They have to police.
01:14:35.500 They know better, and it's to the point where they have to say something to correct your incorrect behavior, and they're wrong.
01:14:42.620 Yes.
01:14:43.200 It's like insane. 1.00
01:14:43.880 And then we have to be polite and then what, maybe change how we act to accommodate like a freak retard? 1.00
01:14:52.400 Yeah. 1.00
01:14:53.140 And you think I'm saying retard around someone who actually has Down syndrome? 0.98
01:14:57.600 No. 1.00
01:14:58.240 That's not who it's for.
01:14:59.360 Of course not. 1.00
01:14:59.660 It's for retards like this. 1.00
01:15:01.680 Everybody knows that. 1.00
01:15:03.060 All right.
01:15:03.340 Let's get to our last piece.
01:15:04.780 This guy is –
01:15:06.160 Guy, girl, I don't know.
01:15:07.180 I don't know who we're dealing with here. 0.99
01:15:08.500 This individual potentially is faking a handicap.
01:15:11.740 app i use this because my speech drains my energy faster than typing or using symbols
01:15:18.320 i also have very disorganized thoughts due to psychosis symptoms so this can help me stay on
01:15:24.880 track not everyone uses a ac for the same reasons so don't assume why someone may be using a device
01:15:31.360 my verbal shutdowns are rarer now so this helps me more in different areas than my shutdowns
01:15:38.060 the voice is like what a kid would use.
01:15:41.660 Okay.
01:15:42.160 I didn't know you were going to take that angle.
01:15:44.260 You know, that's interesting.
01:15:45.720 Yeah.
01:15:46.100 And then I have, well,
01:15:47.040 we all get a little shutdown-y sometimes.
01:15:50.440 We get a little quiet.
01:15:51.360 You get a little drained
01:15:52.340 and you kind of just go quiet.
01:15:53.940 I didn't know I needed an iPad.
01:15:56.300 I don't type it out on my iPad.
01:15:57.920 And so this to us,
01:16:00.760 we're kind of continuing our, 0.93
01:16:03.880 is Gen Z using canes 0.87
01:16:05.900 and faking disabilities and all that. 0.98
01:16:08.060 or emphasizing their disabilities
01:16:10.600 or seeking attention in a new way.
01:16:13.660 And it's something that we keep seeing
01:16:15.400 on like our algorithms.
01:16:17.380 And I just wanted to kind of point something out.
01:16:20.120 Like a person like this,
01:16:22.320 we believe a lot of people are faking this type of stuff
01:16:25.380 and they do it for attention.
01:16:27.480 It's a self Munchausen by self 1.00
01:16:30.380 instead of by proxy on your daughter.
01:16:32.340 Like it gives you something to do,
01:16:33.420 gives you something to do, makes you special,
01:16:35.340 gives you an excuse
01:16:36.220 that if you don't want to go to anything,
01:16:38.060 You know, you, you're kind of like that.
01:16:40.560 Loves turning down social events.
01:16:43.960 You know, yeah, we'll see.
01:16:45.180 Got to get the iPad.
01:16:45.900 Can't come to your party.
01:16:47.300 Yeah.
01:16:47.820 Some stuff going on right now.
01:16:49.540 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
01:16:50.820 But so the funny and unique thing about this is that on an individual level, every single person will defend or argue for themselves.
01:17:02.460 Well, no, I went to a doctor.
01:17:03.600 No, I did this.
01:17:04.640 This is 100% real.
01:17:06.020 To your face.
01:17:06.960 and then the population is increasing of these people
01:17:10.320 and every single one is telling you like on an individual level
01:17:13.860 that no, I'm 100%, this is serious, this is my mobility aid, I need it.
01:17:17.980 But then you look at the trend and you go, someone's got to be faking it.
01:17:21.140 Yeah.
01:17:21.420 And so it's this interesting thing where they'll gaslight you,
01:17:24.220 they'll come into your comments, they'll tell you all these things.
01:17:26.980 This is my doctor's note, this is my this.
01:17:28.940 But we know some of them are faking them.
01:17:31.240 So on a case-by-case basis, I don't know, you call it,
01:17:35.080 but we know some people are.
01:17:36.340 Yeah.
01:17:36.600 We actually have some interesting trends and data here, mostly about women in this first one. 0.70
01:17:41.700 Yeah. American teens are becoming straight again with especially female bisexuality in 0.58
01:17:47.940 sharp retreat in the youngest cohorts. So this is identifying as bisexual US high school girls by 0.61
01:17:54.740 grade 2015 to 2025. So you see the peak when everyone was forced inside on the computer and 0.78
01:18:00.840 started spreading like a wildfire.
01:18:03.080 And you see everyone dropping precipitously.
01:18:06.680 They're dropping pretty quick.
01:18:08.280 And so these charts were something
01:18:10.760 that we covered along the way
01:18:12.140 during like 2022, 23,
01:18:13.940 in the early-ish days of the podcast
01:18:15.180 when they were peaking.
01:18:16.660 It was like 40% of Gen Z is LGBT. 0.99
01:18:19.780 Yeah, and then it's mostly just girls
01:18:21.300 saying I'm bi for attention.
01:18:23.440 And so we covered this at the peak
01:18:25.180 when it was happening.
01:18:27.060 And there's a good tweet
01:18:27.860 that went along with it.
01:18:28.840 I thought it sums it up.
01:18:29.840 Yeah. Bowtied Ranger said, women just emulate whatever environment you put them in. If your 1.00
01:18:34.380 society is gay, they will become gay. If your society becomes less gay, they will become less 1.00
01:18:38.960 gay. This is why it's tough to ever take them seriously. So stern, but fair, harsh, but true, 1.00
01:18:44.880 maybe. And then we noticed that chart is crazy, right? Chart's crazy. It peaks in 2020 and it's
01:18:49.440 coming down. And then as it's coming down, some other chart is going up and kind of taking the
01:18:54.080 Slack. Yeah. And this is the Google search trend. I just happened to screenshot this and it's not
01:19:00.120 like super high volume. It's just, um, you know, but it is a straight line up. And this is for
01:19:07.340 POTS, which is postural orthostatic tachycardia syndrome, which is one of the main ones that 0.97
01:19:17.580 these disabled Gen Z people use because it's like this impossible to diagnose like a thing that 0.99
01:19:25.380 doesn't, it doesn't have like red dots on you. You know, it's just like, oh, this is what the 1.00
01:19:30.980 tired doctor says. I guess it must be POTS at the end of doing all the tests. Something ain't right.
01:19:35.500 Yeah. So, and that's one of the ones that these Gen Z people use. And you can see that's increasing 0.99
01:19:39.540 while the, um, while the gay chart is going down. So they're changing it up. I don't know if they're 0.96
01:19:45.540 the same based on appearance and hairstyle and all that. It, I think there's a pretty heavy
01:19:49.960 overlap, but I don't know. I just think it's so funny how individually they will plead to the
01:19:55.400 death that there's a serious and they really are, do have a debilitating injury. But then you look
01:20:00.060 at the chart and you go, this can't be, this can't be true. And I think another thing at play too,
01:20:04.220 for these types that are looking for a disability or like something doesn't feel right and
01:20:08.380 something's off. Is it long COVID? Is it this or that? I think a lot of times it's probably SSRI
01:20:13.980 side effects or ssri changing like the fundamentals of how your whole body works and operates the
01:20:20.160 reward system in your brain or something and you're just like depressed and house bedridden
01:20:23.900 and then instead of them saying well it's the ssris it's probably that they're like oh you
01:20:27.980 have this other thing keep taking those pills yeah um i was gonna skip this but let's not skip it
01:20:33.720 we gotta play it quick this is not the language police section this is just a lady who got 0.95
01:20:38.740 reunited with her pit bull after a year he doesn't even fucking care dog doesn't even like 0.97
01:20:58.460 you in fact the dog actually hates you he avoids you yeah he likes he's like oh this lady found me 0.98
01:21:04.520 again if i could walk outside jerry could watch me walk outside to take the trash can out times
01:21:11.480 more excited and i come back from taking the trash can out for 30 seconds and jerry's like yo 0.57
01:21:16.540 you're back that a year separated the dog's just like get off me pit bulls don't have souls
01:21:24.500 so true brother all right that's the end of uh cringe we're now moving on to urban decay
01:21:30.260 all right our first story from urban decay this mom left her four kids alone for three days so
01:21:38.000 she could go on a cruise and one of the kids is two months old so she went on a cruise and left
01:21:43.200 her children home alone police say natalie bellazier left her kids alone to board a three-day
01:21:48.660 cruise on the carnival conquest poor kids were home alone the ship left port miami friday for
01:21:55.200 the Bahamas and returned Monday morning where the 29-year-old was arrested. A police report says
01:22:01.480 the defendant left all four minor children including a two-month-old infant and a two-year-old
01:22:06.900 child inside the residence. There was no sign of anyone at that apartment in North Miami Beach
01:22:13.340 but over the weekend detectives say they got a call from the father of the infant concerned the
01:22:18.660 kids were home alone. That man says he saw a social media post from Belazir highlighting the
01:22:24.140 Cruz. But when that dad showed up to the apartment Saturday evening, he only heard a TV and the
01:22:29.980 voices of the children through the door. So he called police. We're just grateful nothing worse
01:22:35.660 happened to these kids. First responders forced their way inside and the police report says
01:22:40.880 upon entry, all four minor children were discovered inside the residence without adult
01:22:46.420 supervision and were hiding together in the bathroom. That's when officers determined the
01:22:51.280 children were alone. Ensuring Belazir a one-way ticket to jail. Who leaves the kids? Four little
01:22:58.280 kids alone. Judge, it's an allegation at this time. They're going to cruise. Judge, at this time,
01:23:02.800 it's only an allegation. She denies the allegation. They arrested her disembarking from the cruise
01:23:06.960 ship. I understand that, Judge. That's the key. She denies the allegation. They arrested her
01:23:12.860 debarking the cruise ship. That's crazy. And you notice how they said the father of the infant.
01:23:19.120 So there's multiple baby daddies involved. 0.83
01:23:21.760 Multiple baby daddies, a shitty Miami beach apartment with four kids.
01:23:25.780 And you still can't even try to grind it out. 1.00
01:23:28.120 You know, that's a good mom is in a bad situation, like a crappy apartment building.
01:23:33.620 And they go, I'm going to, I'm going to night school.
01:23:36.380 I'm going to be a nurse.
01:23:37.880 I'm going to do anything I can.
01:23:39.900 And now it's, I'm going on a cruise.
01:23:41.860 The two month old, two months old are what?
01:23:44.380 On formula? 0.85
01:23:45.660 Two months old are like breastfeeding whenever they need.
01:23:48.600 and they sleep, but it's like, who feeds a two-month-old?
01:23:53.940 Everybody goes up.
01:23:55.160 The two-year-old feeds the two-month-old,
01:23:56.740 and then there's a six-year-old who feeds the two-year-old,
01:23:58.980 and then the nine-year-old's on your own.
01:24:00.380 I made up the last couple ages.
01:24:02.160 But man, you know, only one certain type of person in America 0.99
01:24:05.200 really is up to this stuff, and she looks like that.
01:24:09.160 I was going to do a joke.
01:24:10.520 And you'll never guess her race.
01:24:12.480 Yeah.
01:24:13.020 I thought she was the one on the left at the beginning, 0.93
01:24:15.000 but then I realized that was a judge in a robe.
01:24:16.960 Yeah, that was the judge.
01:24:17.800 So it couldn't be her.
01:24:18.600 All right, let's get to our next story. 0.88
01:24:20.220 A woman pulled a gun.
01:24:22.400 That's, I was going to say, is that pretty rock bottom?
01:24:26.460 It's up there. 1.00
01:24:27.200 I mean, there are worse moms. 1.00
01:24:28.360 We just, we covered the one with the boiling water 1.00
01:24:30.460 who didn't get their child medical attention.
01:24:32.940 So there's worse. 0.82
01:24:33.920 She didn't want to get in trouble.
01:24:34.980 There's more violent abuse, 0.98
01:24:36.000 but then there's a little bit of an ego to it.
01:24:40.180 Like you could have done the,
01:24:41.780 shh, mommy's on a carnival cruise.
01:24:43.680 I'm trying to sneak one by.
01:24:44.960 I'm trying to get away with it.
01:24:46.080 I'll be back Monday.
01:24:46.920 But she couldn't not post it on social media.
01:24:49.700 Oh, that's so true.
01:24:50.940 She had her chance.
01:24:51.860 Yeah.
01:24:52.700 Not good.
01:24:53.800 Let's get to our next story. 1.00
01:24:54.940 A woman pulled a gun on people over a toy dispute.
01:24:58.980 Yeah, an Indianapolis woman is accused of pulling a gun on employees at a child's store
01:25:03.180 because they told her that her child can't play on the toys.
01:25:06.480 Tamara Statton is charged with intimidation, a level five felony, and pointing a firearm, 0.61
01:25:11.760 a level six felony.
01:25:12.680 It happened back in July at Once Upon a Child off 86th, but the case was not filed until Tuesday.
01:25:19.620 Store employees hit the holdup alarm for the incident or after the incident, but police say Staten was already gone by the time officers arrived.
01:25:29.120 Staff told police that they reportedly told Staten that her toddler could not play on a motorized ride on toy because of store policy.
01:25:36.380 They claimed she became irate, harassed the employees, and continued allowing the child to play.
01:25:42.680 At one point, the employee said, Statton told her, we can fight about it.
01:25:46.880 I assume that the voice was somewhere in there.
01:25:48.940 I'm sorry.
01:25:50.120 Detectives watched security video showing Statton pull out the gun and pointed at employees.
01:25:54.520 And we have those images here.
01:25:56.320 The woman said, Statton said, I can use this while waving the gun willy-nilly and pointing it at her.
01:26:02.240 Police were eventually able to identify her based on the license plate.
01:26:05.600 And the employee picked her out of a lineup.
01:26:07.500 As of this post, she has an active warrant for charges and has yet to be arrested.
01:26:14.380 Now, we just showed you about the bus hijacking last week where the woman brought her gun on and waved it around.
01:26:22.960 This is similar.
01:26:24.100 It's at a child's store.
01:26:25.080 And my favorite is in the screenshot.
01:26:26.600 You can see her holding the gun and the child's on the motorized toy in the background.
01:26:32.580 And what do you think?
01:26:34.000 I thought it was interesting the way she held the gun.
01:26:36.440 It is.
01:26:37.160 I thought it was kind of like this is what a hood-type brain would say, like, well, I'm pointing the gun, but I'm not really pointing it.
01:26:44.440 I'm holding it by the bottom.
01:26:46.160 So I wasn't really threatening her.
01:26:48.260 But you get all the usefulness of brandishing a weapon, but you kind of hedge it a little bit.
01:26:53.880 Like, well, my finger wasn't in the trigger guard.
01:26:55.520 We're all safe here.
01:26:56.120 Yeah, my finger wasn't in the trigger guard.
01:26:58.100 We're all safe. 1.00
01:26:59.360 So, you know, just ghetto ratchet shit. 1.00
01:27:02.280 More Indianapolis. 1.00
01:27:03.220 That bus hijacking was Indianapolis, too.
01:27:06.060 And I was thinking for this, people will see this online and go,
01:27:09.160 when white people do it, they call it the Second Amendment.
01:27:11.740 As if that's your right to go brandish a weapon to get your kid to do whatever he wants.
01:27:17.020 So anyway, I started brandishing so little Tay-Tay could ride a motorized toy.
01:27:21.640 Toy store, you know?
01:27:23.160 Toy store.
01:27:23.800 Toy store with a two or three-year-old.
01:27:26.240 And your kid was breaking the rules.
01:27:27.960 Yeah.
01:27:28.840 It's not like they said, hey, stay out of here because of your skin color.
01:27:31.560 Yeah.
01:27:31.820 And even then, it's like, all right, I'll just leave. 1.00
01:27:35.440 We have another example here of a woman pulling a gun in an inappropriate place. 1.00
01:27:40.080 This happened at Jack in the Box.
01:27:41.920 The driver had just picked up his pregnant wife and six-year-old daughter from the airport before stopping here on the way home.
01:27:49.000 The employee hands over a bag of food.
01:27:53.440 But the driver complains that an order of curly fries is missing.
01:27:58.020 The two begin arguing.
01:28:00.040 She closes the window and leaves momentarily,
01:28:02.880 presumably to check the order and resolve the situation.
01:28:06.400 When she comes back empty-handed, the argument continues.
01:28:11.600 She closes the window for a second time,
01:28:14.780 reaches into her back pocket,
01:28:17.020 and pulls out a gun.
01:28:21.560 She checks the weapon and walks away.
01:28:23.740 three minutes later another employee approaches the window and tries to resolve the situation
01:28:31.980 the employee who took the order soon gets involved once again the argument becomes more intense 0.95
01:28:38.540 as we see her arms flailing in the air she wags her finger at the man before throwing a handful
01:28:45.020 of condiments in his face she throws more as the man fires his whole order back 1.00
01:28:52.780 seeing enough the other employee shuts the window the worked-up employee paces back and grabs in 1.00
01:29:02.260 her back pocket as she moves towards the window we see she's holding the gun in her right hand 0.98
01:29:08.080 she opens the window and points the gun at the man who immediately takes off she leans out and 0.98
01:29:16.080 fires at the vehicle.
01:29:20.440 What? 1.00
01:29:22.880 As her co-worker 0.88
01:29:24.180 walks away in disbelief. What does the co-worker
01:29:26.100 do to something like that? The next car to pull up
01:29:28.060 is a Houston
01:29:29.860 police squad car, and they're not
01:29:32.080 here for a burger and fries.
01:29:34.600 They're here for some answers. 0.99
01:29:38.160 28-year-old Alania Ford 1.00
01:29:39.940 was arrested and charged with aggravated 0.99
01:29:42.300 assault with a deadly weapon,
01:29:43.900 but pleaded guilty to a lesser charge of deadly conduct.
01:29:48.340 The customer and his vehicle were not struck by it.
01:29:51.300 So they knocked her charge down.
01:29:54.620 Why?
01:29:55.160 Because she's 17 and she's in high school and it's her first mistake. 0.56
01:29:59.220 Why would you knock her charges down? 1.00
01:30:00.940 She like shot a gun for no reason over curly fries. 1.00
01:30:03.680 Yeah, we got to nip this in the bud right now. 1.00
01:30:05.760 Max charges.
01:30:06.680 Good thing no one's hurt.
01:30:07.500 We could put you away for a while.
01:30:08.740 That's not going to happen again.
01:30:09.620 On HD camera at your workplace, your identity tied, right?
01:30:13.080 And it's in Texas.
01:30:14.620 So the guy was with his pregnant wife and a six-year-old. 1.00
01:30:21.620 So you got to know when to walk away from a stupid, stupid, nothing to lose, idiot, fast food worker like this. 1.00
01:30:28.860 But it's not about him. 1.00
01:30:31.160 And also Houston PD pulled up into the kill box.
01:30:34.400 She just fired shots out of that drive-thru window. 1.00
01:30:37.080 Houston PD goes, let's pull up here.
01:30:38.420 Hey, what's going on here?
01:30:39.680 Hey, hello.
01:30:41.020 My vest stops here.
01:30:42.220 It seemed dumb to me, but whatever. 0.94
01:30:45.040 But this woman could have done so many things. 0.97
01:30:47.360 Are you guarding the fries with your life? 1.00
01:30:50.880 I've seen so many employees go, shit, it's not coming out of my pocket. 1.00
01:30:54.180 Just do it. 1.00
01:30:55.680 Took it personally, committed a felony. 1.00
01:30:58.240 But then she gets rewarded, pled down to some lesser charge.
01:31:02.600 Why?
01:31:03.060 We have you on HD camera.
01:31:04.620 Crazy.
01:31:06.220 And yeah, good job by Fox Nation.
01:31:07.800 I think Fox is doing this new thing with that guy from Live PD.
01:31:11.260 Did you ever watch Live PD?
01:31:12.320 Yeah, I've watched Live PD.
01:31:13.580 Yeah, I know.
01:31:13.860 Sticks, he dated Lana Del Rey for like a month.
01:31:15.820 Yeah, yeah, I remember.
01:31:17.080 I like Sticks.
01:31:17.940 I like Sticks too.
01:31:18.960 So that was interesting.
01:31:20.560 Yeah.
01:31:21.100 Let's get to our next one.
01:31:23.520 This is an update.
01:31:26.860 From the doctor who was murdered.
01:31:28.500 Exactly.
01:31:29.120 The Pittsburgh doctor, the children's doctor who got murdered that we talked about on Tuesday.
01:31:33.540 We actually have an update and an explanation as to why so many repeat offenders are getting released.
01:31:38.880 And it's because they're getting paid to be released.
01:31:40.720 Yes, in a roundabout way. You want to just play the video from the woman?
01:31:44.500 I'm going to pull up Elijah Hemingway's criminal history for everyone to see.
01:31:48.980 Domestic battery. We have battery on law enforcement, burglary, and theft.
01:31:54.400 Charges include rape, sexual assault, robbery, criminal homicide, aggravated assault.
01:31:58.840 It goes on and on.
01:32:00.380 All before murdering a doctor.
01:32:02.300 Yeah. 0.99
01:32:02.600 There's rape on there, robbery, sexual assault, you know? 0.84
01:32:06.280 Like, come on. 0.89
01:32:07.660 This couple was attacked in their home, in their bed.
01:32:12.660 He died.
01:32:13.720 She had critical wounds.
01:32:15.200 And their children had to flee and escape to a neighbor at 1230 in the morning.
01:32:19.060 And he was out on a non-cash bond.
01:32:21.240 So tell me why you think that policy absolutely needs to change.
01:32:26.360 Well, the policy is driven by money.
01:32:28.560 In 2016, our office began receiving financial grants from the Arnold Foundation, then the
01:32:37.120 McArnold Foundation, and then the Heinz Endowment.
01:32:40.620 And in order to obtain that money, we had to lower jail population.
01:32:46.100 So our risk assessment changed.
01:32:49.240 We stopped counting how many arrests and convictions you had had.
01:32:54.800 We stopped counting those against you.
01:32:57.000 We stopped counting things like previous failure to appears against you.
01:33:01.580 We stopped counting things like whether you had any other cases against you.
01:33:06.260 We started looking at violent cases with with just no nuns at all. 0.61
01:33:14.180 We were saying that all of these things, a person's criminal record, their convictions, their failure to appears. 0.58
01:33:20.260 And if they were charged with assaulting the same person five times in four weeks, that they were no risk to the community.
01:33:28.820 It didn't mean they were going to get out and do it again.
01:33:32.000 Crazy.
01:33:32.700 That's kind of enough. 0.82
01:33:33.440 But you get what they're saying.
01:33:34.960 There were thresholds to meet of eliminating the jail population that would then trigger a grant to this district attorney's office or whatever.
01:33:46.300 She's a retired pretrial investigator in Allegheny County where this happened.
01:33:51.180 And so it's this weird thing where you're incentivized to get less people in jail.
01:33:57.680 And as we've said on the show, or at least me a bunch of times, the number of people in jail is exactly what it should be.
01:34:04.260 It's less than it should be.
01:34:05.280 Yes, it's way less than it should be.
01:34:07.000 But like there's no fixed number of how many people should be in jail.
01:34:11.080 But these foundations and these charities think there is.
01:34:16.680 And so they're doing this thing in a roundabout way where you get a grant if your numbers look better.
01:34:23.300 But what's the difference between like that and dropping off $5 million in a paper bag and going, let my boy out of jail?
01:34:29.800 Or you know what I mean?
01:34:30.860 Like let 20% of the jail out.
01:34:33.200 Like one's a bribe and then the other is this weird like target incentive thing. 0.66
01:34:36.960 And then you get a doctor murdered and his wife stabbed and all the skids, kids scarred for life because you couldn't keep some mentally ill guy who had a rap sheet that included rape, criminal homicide, aggravated assault, burglary, basically everything.
01:34:50.160 You couldn't keep him in because there was a grant to be had. 0.97
01:34:53.480 Yeah.
01:34:54.040 And I'm not going to say the religion of the Arnold Foundation.
01:34:58.440 It's a Jewish foundation.
01:34:59.960 There you go.
01:35:00.460 Thank you.
01:35:00.760 Thank you, Kanye.
01:35:02.700 That doesn't make you look good.
01:35:04.480 Yeah. 0.99
01:35:04.680 Stop doing shit like that. 1.00
01:35:05.800 You know, if you're a Jewish foundation, I'd stop doing shit like that. 1.00
01:35:08.680 Stop bringing all the migrants here, too. 1.00
01:35:10.460 Yeah. 1.00
01:35:11.120 Highest, you know?
01:35:12.000 Yeah.
01:35:12.580 All right, let's get to our next piece.
01:35:14.780 What is this one right here?
01:35:16.580 Oh, this is kind of an algo killer. 1.00
01:35:18.800 It's the young. 1.00
01:35:19.800 We're going to do that in bonus land. 0.99
01:35:21.420 All right.
01:35:22.260 We're going to skip that.
01:35:23.300 And then we're going to go to the guy who runs from the police and tries to blend in.
01:35:28.420 So this guy stole a car who's getting chased by the police.
01:35:31.980 and then he runs on someone's porch
01:35:33.680 and then pretends that he's just a guy sitting on the porch.
01:35:49.220 There's a cop running away from him a little bit.
01:35:56.100 Put your hands up, boss.
01:35:57.800 Put your hands up.
01:35:59.380 What do you mean? 1.00
01:36:00.100 Put your fucking hands up. 1.00
01:36:01.380 What do you mean? 1.00
01:36:01.980 He blew his cover there when he started grabbing the chair.
01:36:06.980 What are you talking about?
01:36:07.780 He ran that way.
01:36:08.820 Like, you know, that's kind of what I would want to do.
01:36:11.720 You got to kind of respect that attempt.
01:36:14.060 You got to respect the Looney Tunes attempt.
01:36:15.500 Yeah.
01:36:15.980 Criminal or not, it's a funny Looney Tunes attempt.
01:36:18.420 George Costanza stuff.
01:36:19.520 Yeah.
01:36:19.980 But they knew it was him because the flat cameras knew he did it before he even did the crime.
01:36:24.180 Yeah, precog.
01:36:24.980 It was a minority report, precognition.
01:36:27.620 All right.
01:36:28.160 Well, that's the end of Urban Decay.
01:36:29.460 I actually can predict crimes.
01:36:32.500 Me too. 0.97
01:36:32.980 Show me a guy with dirty dreads and some neck tattoos. 0.96
01:36:35.340 Yep. 0.97
01:36:35.760 Armed robbery soon.
01:36:36.880 I don't know when.
01:36:37.520 I don't know when exactly.
01:36:39.040 Aggravated assault.
01:36:39.940 Yeah.
01:36:40.320 Domestic abuse.
01:36:41.120 I'm seeing it all.
01:36:42.880 All right.
01:36:43.500 That is the end of Urban Decay.
01:36:44.940 Don't get too down or too depressed.
01:36:46.380 Moving on to uplifting gold.
01:36:47.980 And we have uplifting stuff today.
01:36:50.040 First, this is a good video for you.
01:36:51.900 You like rock climbing.
01:36:53.100 Yeah.
01:36:53.340 People are rock climbing here in America.
01:36:55.800 On an olive garden.
01:36:57.260 Yeah.
01:36:57.820 What, veranda?
01:36:58.880 I don't even know what to call this.
01:37:00.180 The column.
01:37:01.520 Yeah.
01:37:01.980 all right brutally copywritten music um but yeah and they're placing protection too
01:37:09.780 they're like they're not they're they're placing it in between the rocks
01:37:14.220 and i guess he tops out at the little window that's kind of cool he doesn't go to the roof
01:37:19.680 yeah that is cool i like that um all right this one i thought was funny we all saw the brad uh
01:37:26.380 sarah huckabee ad and then there was a bunch of ones that were made uh making fun of it in a funny
01:37:31.880 way where they're like, oh, Brad has a pit bull that attacked my kid.
01:37:35.940 Oh, Brad is on speakerphone on the bus.
01:37:38.320 So let's just play a couple of those.
01:37:40.000 Yeah, well, we'll just play them in the background, I guess.
01:37:42.360 Stop Brad from robbing liquor stores.
01:37:45.580 Brad keeps doing teen takeovers.
01:37:47.620 He keeps organizing those.
01:37:49.600 Brad doesn't want to pay at the restaurant.
01:37:52.840 Stuff like that.
01:37:53.960 Stop Brad from taking video calls on speakerphone in the store.
01:37:57.640 Some heavy-handed ones that aren't even that creative.
01:37:59.720 Brad is only 13% of the population, but keeps committing 53% of all crimes.
01:38:04.320 Not even creative.
01:38:05.800 Somebody said, Brad stole my bike.
01:38:08.120 Imagine taking this ad, taking this ad work.
01:38:11.400 And then like, you're becoming a, basically a character celebrity from like a one day work schedule where it's like, all right, just eat the Cheetos, play the video games.
01:38:21.220 That's so true.
01:38:22.240 So pretty funny.
01:38:23.340 Yep.
01:38:23.580 That was pretty good.
01:38:24.760 And then let's get to our next one.
01:38:26.760 We get it.
01:38:27.380 Yeah, we get it.
01:38:28.020 It's getting old, too, but I thought you thought those were funny.
01:38:30.320 Yeah, we appreciate when the internet comes together to mock something so false.
01:38:35.480 A portrayal so false, right?
01:38:37.880 All right, next we have Larry, who does a rope jump at age 75.
01:38:43.540 He's going to send it.
01:38:45.100 Send it, Larry.
01:38:46.420 You got this.
01:38:48.640 Not a graceful fall.
01:38:49.920 Larry, I'm sick of looking at him.
01:38:52.880 Look at him, Larry.
01:38:54.240 Wow.
01:38:54.820 The old boy did it.
01:38:55.760 But it's cool, but that fall, he didn't, like, jump.
01:39:00.200 He kind of just, like, fell off the mountain.
01:39:01.640 Like, the knees went down instead of, like, the feet going up.
01:39:04.320 The knees just went down.
01:39:05.120 And he just stopped going.
01:39:06.580 No, when you're that old, that's 75.
01:39:08.780 You know, you can fall however you want.
01:39:10.140 Good on Larry for doing it.
01:39:11.180 That's what it looks like.
01:39:11.360 And that's impressive.
01:39:12.120 Good on you, Larry.
01:39:12.720 We'll send you a shirt.
01:39:13.520 He's got the full body harness.
01:39:14.920 Larry hates our politics.
01:39:16.620 Eh.
01:39:17.380 Larry.
01:39:18.540 Who knows?
01:39:19.620 All right.
01:39:20.280 Let's go to this next one.
01:39:22.460 This is a plane crash that happened in Wisconsin.
01:39:24.880 a plane crashed into a cornfield
01:39:26.540 and then listen to who saved him and how.
01:39:29.480 Responders got there.
01:39:32.480 I have a plane crash just south of East Troy.
01:39:35.900 About a mile south, he's in a field.
01:39:38.320 If possible, I can drop a load of skydivers
01:39:41.560 right over him to deadly help aid.
01:39:47.580 So the guy driving the plane had with him skydivers.
01:39:51.600 One of them was a former first responder EMS guy.
01:39:54.140 and then another guy.
01:39:56.420 And then apparently they didn't give him approval
01:39:58.300 and he just did it anyway.
01:39:59.620 No, they said if you want to.
01:40:00.560 I actually, you grabbed the worst possible asset,
01:40:02.900 the Fox News coverage of it.
01:40:04.140 There was actual the recording of the ATC conversation
01:40:06.500 and the guy goes, it's up to you.
01:40:07.920 It's up to your discretion if you want to.
01:40:09.120 And he goes, all right, I'm sending them.
01:40:10.140 And then they actually got their administered aid
01:40:12.260 and they beat the first responders.
01:40:14.760 Yeah, but the people, you know,
01:40:16.900 a small plane when it lands in a field,
01:40:19.020 there's a pretty big difference between a crash
01:40:21.040 and like a forced landing or something.
01:40:23.260 I think the people were fine, and they just wanted to skydive into it and make sure.
01:40:27.440 Very cool, though.
01:40:28.600 Uplifting.
01:40:29.240 Pilots helping pilots.
01:40:30.560 Exactly.
01:40:31.260 All right, our last clip of the show is our Pure Americana clip of the week.
01:40:34.040 This old man is still working hard to help his wife fight cancer.
01:40:40.400 It says donations pour in for 81-year-old delivery driver working to pay wife's cancer or whatever.
01:40:47.220 Donald Johnson has spent the last three years delivering lost luggage.
01:40:49.680 I'm going to be able to stop working, and that's amazing.
01:40:56.900 His story went viral, and people started donating to help him and his wife.
01:41:01.840 He returns lost luggage from the airport.
01:41:03.900 They lose your luggage, and they have it delivered.
01:41:05.560 He's one of the guys who delivers it.
01:41:07.020 And then they raise $300,000 almost.
01:41:10.020 And you know what? 0.99
01:41:10.760 How everything's migrants.
01:41:12.160 Like, this is great, and the right guy, he needs the help. 1.00
01:41:15.620 But, like, what was our fraud story?
01:41:18.120 $118 million to the homeless industrial complex that got spent on a Chevy Impala, a $50,000 Tahiti vacation, and a $7 million Ben Stiller mansion.
01:41:30.760 Here he is.
01:41:32.040 Here's the guy who paid into the system his whole life.
01:41:34.580 He needs $100,000.
01:41:36.640 What's his name?
01:41:37.320 Donald Johns, 81-year-old, absolute Americana, regular guy. 1.00
01:41:41.300 And he needs a little help, but it's all going to Somalis. 1.00
01:41:44.400 And so when I see, you got to think about the inverse of this. 1.00
01:41:48.600 A guy like this, he probably worked 40 years.
01:41:52.200 Average white guy who's a net taxpayer contributes a million dollars.
01:41:56.020 It's time to call some of that back for him. 0.99
01:41:59.020 Instead, you rely on a GoFundMe while a Somali gets the $100 million, right? 1.00
01:42:04.060 So true. 1.00
01:42:04.760 Hurts to hear.
01:42:06.020 All right.
01:42:06.300 Well, that's the end of the episode, but we do have great shout outs.
01:42:08.640 We have some small business shout outs.
01:42:10.060 remember if you guys use these businesses services, give them a five-star review or
01:42:14.620 use their services because they're all show watchers and like-minded people. And a lot of
01:42:18.940 times you need to use people's businesses for stuff. You might as well do a show watchers
01:42:23.080 business. Yep. Our first one is Misty Hill Vineyard in Custer Park, Illinois. Ooh, I'm
01:42:30.180 not familiar with Custer Park, but. It's a wine vineyard and it's M-I-S-T-I-E. So
01:42:37.740 mistyhillvineyard.com. Everything is linked in the description for all these companies.
01:42:42.200 But Alex and his dad run this family business. They're very loyal show watchers and they can
01:42:47.780 ship their wine to 35 states. So if you guys are buying wine, maybe you're hosting some people for
01:42:53.960 the holidays. Why not buy American wine from a show watcher family business who loves the show,
01:43:01.040 loves America, loves you? I'm seeing that it's near, not really near, but Starved Rock State
01:43:06.300 Park, a place I used to frequent. Very cool. Mistyhillvineyard.com, M-I-S-T-I-E. Get your
01:43:12.720 wine from them. Lovely. Next, ShieldwallMensCoachingLLC.com. So Shieldwall Men's
01:43:20.360 Coaching is the business and it's men's coaching with the goal to not recognize yourself a year
01:43:26.540 from now, which is very cool. These are great guys. I know them personally. They've messaged
01:43:30.960 me before. Um, and basically their, their motto is like the world is full of distractions for men, 0.91
01:43:36.560 but shield wall men's coaching helps you achieve your goals and stay on track.
01:43:40.640 They create a community. The first video session with them is free. And then it's very affordable
01:43:44.980 after that. These are good, strong men, and they want to help you be better and stay on track with
01:43:50.360 your goals. So if you guys are looking for some coaching shield wall, men's coaching, LLC.com
01:43:56.360 linked in the description as well. Next, Orbit, Electric, and Solar in the Seattle area.
01:44:02.700 It's full service. Still hanging on, huh?
01:44:04.600 Seattle area, still hanging on.
01:44:06.020 Seattle. Turn the lights off when the taxpayers leave.
01:44:10.120 Or they replace all the copper wires the street rats stole.
01:44:13.060 That'd be a good business. They probably do.
01:44:14.860 They wouldn't need to advertise with us.
01:44:16.300 Yeah. So it's Orbit, Electric, and Solar. It's in Seattle. Full service, residential,
01:44:21.780 and commercial electrical ask for nick he's a very loyal show watcher um and he actually found
01:44:28.160 the show through kevin and maya uh who got him hooked on the show so shout out to them and their
01:44:32.760 nice child okay contact nick his email is in the description get your electric servicing or solar
01:44:38.900 in the seattle area through him orbit electric and solar lovely next our last one uh is emergency
01:44:47.520 HVAC services in Ottawa, Ontario. These guys also do furnace, AC maintenance, repairs,
01:44:55.820 replacements, everything. Contact Jake. His email's in the description.
01:45:00.600 Emergency HVAC services in Ottawa, Ontario. I think that's the business name that did the
01:45:06.220 SEO, the optimized search engine. Emergency HVAC. Yeah. And then they get everybody.
01:45:12.100 That's very smart. Good stuff. So if you guys are in that area,
01:45:14.940 make sure you hit them up and they'll do anything you need or just give them a good review if you
01:45:19.720 use their services already um nick's email is it nick no no jake's email jake's email is in
01:45:26.360 the description all right we have happy birthdays well we have a actually uh anniversaries first
01:45:32.920 we have happy 10-year wedding adversary to carrie and super hands super hands and he calls it instead
01:45:39.660 of anniversary he calls it adversary okay super hands from uh peep show i don't know i don't know
01:45:45.600 what that is but super hands is his instagram and uh super hands wanted me to tell carrie that
01:45:51.240 he's gonna try to pee quieter while you're sleeping oh he's got a he's got a racehorse
01:45:57.300 or fire hose yeah he pees loud when she's sleeping all right and they're both bonus landers so that's
01:46:01.980 very nice cool we have a congrats to elijah and madison who just got married uh they've been
01:46:07.260 watching for years congrats on getting married you too congratulations what a milestone and we
01:46:12.420 have a congrats to brandon and maya who are getting married this weekend they are very much reality
01:46:18.280 enjoyers like us they love the show and they're starting a nice strong christian family feels good
01:46:23.420 so keep us in your prayers and congrats happy birthday to danielle from us and damon danielle
01:46:29.440 is a great non-ssri woman feels so good rare to find the natural state yeah good congrats to
01:46:36.920 Damon. And we have a happy belated 0.71
01:46:39.780 birthday to Michael M. in California
01:46:41.860 from Us and Giselle.
01:46:43.840 Happy 32nd birthday. Sorry
01:46:45.760 we missed it last week.
01:46:48.520 And then our last one. Happy birthday.
01:46:49.900 Yeah, happy birthday. And then
01:46:51.520 happy birthday to Jordan on October 1st.
01:46:54.080 Jordan. Jordan.
01:46:55.520 From Us and Cassandra.
01:46:57.600 They watch every episode together
01:46:59.540 and they ask that I give
01:47:01.900 Jerry a treat from
01:47:03.840 them and I did that.
01:47:05.040 as requested.
01:47:06.460 Very nice.
01:47:07.180 Very nice.
01:47:07.900 I like the name Cassandra.
01:47:09.580 Cassandra.
01:47:10.160 It's a nice name.
01:47:11.100 And when people say it full.
01:47:13.080 Yeah.
01:47:13.500 Cassandra, you know?
01:47:14.280 It's lovely.
01:47:15.000 It's like,
01:47:16.000 it's almost demanding
01:47:17.040 a few syllables, you know?
01:47:18.840 Yeah.
01:47:19.280 You're forcing something
01:47:19.740 like, yeah, say it all.
01:47:21.000 That's a good point.
01:47:21.740 I haven't thought of that.
01:47:23.120 Well, that's the end of the episode.
01:47:24.560 Thank you guys for watching.
01:47:25.780 Like, share, subscribe.
01:47:26.560 All the good stuff.
01:47:27.260 30-minute Bonus Land episode
01:47:29.320 drops tomorrow
01:47:30.140 and we have a lot of stuff to cover.
01:47:32.600 We're going to be talking about
01:47:33.660 The Israeli plane hijacking, the Cornell 7.
01:47:37.300 The Israeli plane hijacking, where an Indian pilot is the hero. 0.99
01:47:41.500 Yeah. 1.00
01:47:42.620 It's like, it's not all the people we like, but it was very good.
01:47:48.900 It was a very heroic story.
01:47:51.120 And as an aviation plane crash kind of nerd as well, it's really everything.
01:47:57.040 It is.
01:47:57.660 So we're going to be covering that.
01:47:58.800 It's going to be really interesting.
01:47:59.820 And that comes out tomorrow at 11 a.m. right here on YouTube.
01:48:02.920 Bonus Land's on YouTube now, so you can watch it on your TV.
01:48:06.100 You can watch it anywhere.
01:48:07.240 If you're going to join Bonus Land, do it on the desktop. 0.98
01:48:10.140 Because Apple, if you do it on your iPhone, charges you $3 more for no fucking reason. 0.90
01:48:14.160 Goes right to Steve Jobs. 0.95
01:48:15.700 Steve Jobs has Coke with that money.
01:48:18.620 You know?
01:48:19.180 Allegedly.
01:48:19.920 Well, he's dead.
01:48:20.880 So you don't have to say allegedly.
01:48:22.840 You don't have to when they die?
01:48:23.820 On a dead guy?
01:48:24.640 Come on, brother.
01:48:25.660 Well, I still say it because it's Apple.
01:48:27.800 Steve Apple.
01:48:28.740 All right.
01:48:29.140 All right.
01:48:29.380 Well, that's the end of the episode.
01:48:30.380 Thank you guys for watching all the way to the end.
01:48:31.980 enjoy the song, and we'll see you at Bonusland tomorrow.
01:49:01.980 We're heading to the bathroom, you know we gotta go
01:49:08.420 Cause Flick is in red, but I just uploaded the show
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