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Summary
Today on the show, we may have found proof that world war III is about to pop off, you won t believe what it is, then we have a new speaker of the house out of nowhere, and in Cringe of the Week, a woman claims that Black people invented everything. And last but not least, L.A. crime hits a new low in this week s Urban Decay. All this and more on this week's episode of Flaggist Talks.
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All right, welcome back to Flaggist Talks, a podcast episode 119.
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Today on the show, we may have found proof that World War III is about to pop off.
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Then we have a new speaker of the house out of nowhere.
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We'll go over that. Then in Cringe of the Week, this woman claims that black people invented everything.
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So we'll get a much needed history lesson there. It's our turn to listen.
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And last but not least, L.A. crime hits a new low in this week's Urban Decay.
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All this and more, it's Flaggist Talks, a podcast episode 119, ranked the best new podcast of all time.
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Because words are just words until action actually starts.
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And actions speak louder than words, but at the same time, words speak louder than actions, because sometimes it's the right thing to do.
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We have a very important housekeeping this week.
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I don't want to say how many pages, but it's a lot.
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First things first, new Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson.
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It's a little weird to me how we were so invested in the Speaker race.
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Every round of voting, every new candidate, all these ideas of who it should be.
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It was done in 12 hours after you heard his name for the first time.
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The human brain, I don't think it's even meant to know 535 people.
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And it was so many nuances to the debate and who's going to be.
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He's supported Trump and not certifying the election, a couple other things.
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There is this meme when Dan Crenshaw tells you that Mike Johnson's going to be great.
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It says, finding out Dan Crenshaw endorsed Mike Johnson for speaker.
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Our nation's greatest ally in the Middle East is under attack.
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The first bill that I'm going to bring to this floor in just a little while will be
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in support of our dear friend Israel, and we're overdue and getting that done.
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Hey, we haven't had a speaker in three weeks of southern borders being invaded.
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First things first, our buddies Israel need to get a lot of our money.
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And at least, you know, we're not getting any of Joe Biden's little pet projects done.
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It said, for Israel's border, all of our warships.
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And then for the U.S. border, we've got a guy on a horse.
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And it actually could have been even worse because as you show watchers know, we've shown
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the border patrol people snipping the barbed wire.
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They should have consulted us because it's even worse than just some cool looking white
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He should have wire cutters there for when he lets everyone in.
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Well, things are continuing to escalate between Israel and Hamas in Gaza and also escalations
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And based on some newly acquired data, I think we might be headed to World War III.
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Everyone's working around the clock for the new war we're about to do.
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So for those of you who don't know, that's kind of like a leading indicator or like a
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funny metric is if all the pizza places are delivering lots of pizzas to the Pentagon
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that I think desert storm, like when we invaded Iraq, it was like the most pizzas ever.
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So it's kind of become a leading indicator of war.
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Of course, this clip was from the other day, but this edit was pretty funny.
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You said you were very blunt with the Israelis on the need to get humanitarian aid to Gaza
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No, I'm very blunt about the need to support getting humanitarian aid to Gaza.
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May I ask you about the report in the Times of Israel that says Biden officials have indicated
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to Israel in recent days that if Hezbollah initiates a war against Israel, the U.S. military
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They hate when Joe Biden's just fielding questions and then the ladies try to move everyone on
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I can do whatever I want firing from the hip, right?
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Our army preparedness is at an all-time high, right?
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And let's see what some of our troops are doing to prepare.
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This guy looks like he just went through a battle.
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So I'm in the military and TRICARE basically has been upgraded and updated their policy.
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over the last couple of years to accommodate trans soldiers and the procedures that we need
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You know, I've had to wait a long time for this, but eventually my time came around.
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It's facial feminization surgery paid for by the military so that this man can become himself.
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I thought that person was maybe injured in training or in the war.
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Some sort of like detonation went off near him.
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Our military is paying for the trans surgeries.
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Hey, I look back fondly at Don't Ask, Don't Tell.
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Don't Ask, Don't Tell and it was so anti-gay and it's not fair.
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People just want to be themselves and you know what they do and they want it to be like all
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Make them accept and then criticize anyone who doesn't accept.
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There was a tweet that came out about all the military people and said, can someone explain
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And it's, you know, Admiral Levine, a couple other fresh twinks who just moved up the
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They get promoted quickly when they become a twink.
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It's called, it's actually called, this is the new scientific term for the podcast, late
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Rap Boy came up with it, but that is the scientific term.
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Did you know that 80% of the military identifies as transgender?
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Um, we're definitely trending closer to 80 than we are to zero.
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So it does seem like they're going to put us into a multi-front war.
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It kind of feels like Russia, Ukraine, China, Taiwan, Israel, and the Middle East.
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There's some, some, another front might be opening up soon.
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And it's, that way the AI demon aliens can fully suck our loosh.
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That's like going to be a good way for them to get all of our loosh is we have all this
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like traumatic stuff happening all over the world.
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Yeah, the aliens might come out and try to stop, try to intervene.
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That's kind of what I think they're going to do.
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Yeah, Charlie Kirk has been really good about the Israel issue.
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He's not just doing the obvious like Israel's the best.
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Yeah, he's doing some good questions and he's keeping it 100 and he's not taking the standard
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Oh, I didn't even know we were going to cover this.
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There will, there was some interesting stuff that happened the day of and the day before.
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Uh, the day of Kamala Harris said, Congress must have the courage to act and renew the
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The day before, it's, can you read that, the line for the day before?
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The Senate voted 53 to 45 in support of veterans to protect their Second Amendment rights.
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The House passed a similar amendment back in July.
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This is a huge step forward on an issue we've been fighting since the Clinton administration.
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That's kind of coming in the news and what's up next.
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But right before it happens, they have a huge mass shooting from a military type.
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Our experts say the vaccines are the best defense from Forbes.
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So, long COVID is, I think, an excuse for lazy losers who don't know how to work hard
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or get a job or leave their parents' house.
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So, it's like if you can't focus, if you have brain fog, you like staying in bed and ordering
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Uber Eats, maybe your hormones are a little out of whack.
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You say, hey, why not throw another ailment on top?
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Because the next generation, they need excuses for why they aren't doing good or where they
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And they're never going to have accountability and say, hey, I need to work harder or I need
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to get a better this or get promoted at work and kill it.
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We've covered on the show, too, before how all the trans, bisexuals, and people have long
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COVID are reporting having long COVID at a much higher rate than general population.
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So it's the attention seekers and the excuse makers, right?
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It's when you don't care about slash you're not very good at anything.
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If you guys think you have long COVID, make sure you get the vaccines.
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And then speaking of vaccines, Pfizer just bought Arena Pharmaceuticals, maker of a drug to treat
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heart inflammation such as myocarditis and pericarditis.
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They must be bullish on those two diseases, right?
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Their complaint box was full and they go, huh, maybe we should buy a whole company.
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Not mass shootings and fucking long COVID and the twink military?
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Lil Wayne had a wax figurine created by the Wax Museum and he goes, sorry, Wax Museum, but
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You tried, though, and I appreciate the effort.
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Maybe a little light-skinned for you, but, you know, and that's the funny part is, like,
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if you do a wax figurine of some guy who's just named Michael and he's got no tattoos,
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nothing, like, no marks, it's like, all right, we gotta get his face perfect.
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Lil Wayne's got the dreads, the necklaces, the grill, every tattoo.
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He's a little British, not getting as much sun.
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Oxford collar button downs, a sweater over it, layering, polos, khakis, no pleated shit,
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Look presentable, look nice, like you're on an Ivy League campus in 1968.
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I know, and I'm not even dressed for it right now, but I think I'm going to place an order
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Yeah, and I'm going to start wasp-maxing again.
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I used to order a buck brown pair of Sperry's every year, basically, like clockwork.
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That's good American shit that they want us to forfeit.
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They want that to be part of our past, the white supremacy, the white culture, whatever,
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that we have to just give up and say is not good.
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So, and remember when we were talking about the episode a while back, like you got to
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Golf, college football, these are right-wing things.
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Especially the Chad version of the Ivy League.
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Ivy League obviously is like a Muppet lost group of colleges.
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There's a Chad aspect to the Ivy League that we represent.
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And if you have a square jaw and you're wasp maxing, you're pretty much unstoppable in
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Last part of this page, the capitalism chicken sandwich section.
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Basically, this, well, this was inspired by a conversation that we had where we were,
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we went to the gym and we started drinking protein shakes afterwards.
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And I found a protein shake that I swear to you, if it was, if it was a little, if it
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was frozen, I would order it at a restaurant and think I was drinking a milkshake and I
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And so we, we, we kind of put it in with this meme, capitalism breeds innovation and then
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And it's every single restaurant has a great chicken sandwich.
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And somehow that's a complaint of these socialist long COVID types.
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Only a long COVID type would complain about this many chicken sandwiches, right?
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So we wanted to talk about, I guess, our, our, our appreciation for capitalism.
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This is the, uh, fair life elite vanilla protein and it's a fucking vanilla milkshake with
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42 grams of protein, 200 and something calories.
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Oh, they probably, no, actually fair life, fair life.
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We used to, I, and this might go past somebody who doesn't have any protein shake experience
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or if you're Gen Z or something, but if you guys were around in 2010, 2009, 11, that, that
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sort of region, we used to drink muscle milks that were like bad, tasted like absolute dog
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You'd almost need to puke afterwards or the watered down whey protein that was like chocolate
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flavor, but it tastes like water chocolate generation one water chocolate.
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But so we just got to appreciate capitalism when it does give us those massive dubs.
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Um, and then also like, remember those flat screen TVs from 1999 that were like $6,000 and
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So, I mean, you can't get too down, can't get too depressed because capitalism, you know,
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they gouge you, they gouge you, inflation, money printing, that sort of stuff.
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But different companies competing to create a great product, man, protein shakes over
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And also to revisit the original meme of the chicken sandwich, I think like this guy's,
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the joke is that capitalism's bad because all it does is create this.
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I think there's another leg to capitalism that can happen from a situation like this because
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It used to be quality ingredients, quality service, and then you compete.
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And then like the fries are cooked in like tallow.
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Then it was cheaper ingredients in the competition, cheaper price in the competition, fries are
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Now it's like the cheapest, lowest quality ingredients legally allowed.
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Chemicals in the food, cheap, cheap, cheap shit, estrogen bombs.
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So everyone, and it's like all these chicken sandwiches are basically the same.
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It's like the cheapest legally we can have that tastes pretty good, full of chemicals.
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But the market could evolve because people want to go back to higher quality ingredients,
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You have to know they're cooking you with these low cost ingredients.
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So if enough people who can pick from any of these chicken sandwiches say, ooh, I actually
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want one that's not cooked in seed oils or doesn't have these certain types of chemicals,
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the market could change to higher quality with a slightly higher price to target that percentage
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Because right now, everything is as cheap as possible, as full, as many chemicals as
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So I think we can get from there to something a little bit better and kind of bring the
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And then here are the chicken sandwiches under socialism.
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You got to eat bugs and you got to go to the zoo.
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You and a group of your friends, they spear it.
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So enjoy rucking the corpse of that zoo animal out and cooking it for the next month.
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I'm kind of, I might be switching, not switching my position, but I can feel for Bud Light.
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Basically, Bud Light signed a partnership with UFC to be their sponsor starting, I think,
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in 2024 as they try to fight off the Dylan Mulvaney backlash.
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And basically, the way I see it is Bud Light got canceled.
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You pay huge money to a company that has your same audience, basically, but then that audience
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And there's going to be like a media parlay here.
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Like in this article, it says UFC faces boycott calls after announcing they team up with Bud
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I haven't heard one boycott of Bud Light, but they're going to say that now.
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So when UFC has the best numbers ever, they're going to go, oh, Bud Light's back.
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So that's kind of how they're using it to slink back.
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They pay a ton of money to farmers for all the ingredients.
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And this is Dana White's argument that he's kind of making to justify this.
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He goes, they spend over $700 million a year with U.S. farmers buying their crops for their
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And there's many other reasons I did this, White told Sean Hannity.
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So I'm, this is not me saying this is why I like Bud Light.
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I'm saying this is why Bud Light's an American company who made a mistake.
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What they should have done when the Dylan Mulvaney thing came out was say, hey, that campaign
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They still haven't appropriately apologized for their twink mania.
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Not military induced this time, but they fell into a marketing woman, girl boss induced twink
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And they didn't make the correction because they didn't want to offend literally Dylan
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And so, dude, you hear these numbers, 65,000 employees, $700 million to U.S. farmers.
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But you know, I'm a little more sympathetic now.
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It's like we've, you've, you've paid your dues or almost, I'll never, I'm never drinking
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a Bud Light again until they do something crazy, 50K direct deposit to my account type
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So Bud Light, Bud Light, if you're listening, sponsor this podcast.
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But so, you know, I'm, I'm a little more sympathetic with this Dana White shit, but like you guys
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really need to do the right thing and you still haven't even come close.
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You need to make an example of that woman.
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Remember the woman said, we're trying to get into a new audience, like the LGBTs.
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And we're trying to get away from the frattiness of the beer.
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Like that was the stupidest thing anyone could say.
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Like you got to kind of come out and really be offensive and they didn't do that.
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TJ Maxx is actually trying to avoid a similar fate.
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They had some weird books for sale that were borderline like weird consent books.
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It was called Yes, No, A Guide to Your Child's Conversation, First Conversation About Consent.
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But there was like a corporate email that went out that was like, delete, get rid of all
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So companies are on the offensive for social justice products targeted at kids.
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Especially if they're taking that approach where they're trying to like get it off the
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They didn't kind of realize the mess up they did.
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Some rogue woman procurement buyer got these books and they go, what the fuck?
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They're taking the loss on whatever they paid for them and getting them into dumpsters near
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Go like the video, leave a comment, leave a comment again, and then leave a comment about
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And then make sure notifications are on as well.
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We're going to go quick through this last page.
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We have a Kansas City snowplow and a Nebraska snowplow naming contest.
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And then when we do, it'll be written on the side of the thing.
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We'll put it on the wall, and we'll never name anything again.
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And we're going to go quick through this next part.
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It is Friday, so we have Doppels and Shoutouts.
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Free cybersecurity education and ethical hacking.
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Guess I shouldn't grow out a long beard based on this doppelganger.
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I can go, I can be in the box with Taylor Swift.
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We have a person who named their baby Snarf Snarf.
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So, that means it's really on the birth certificate as well.
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Doing a full 180 turnaround to watch the action.
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And that proves our theory that babies are highly engaged with the show for an unknown reason.
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And then we have DRT Arts made us some cool show art.
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You could easily be Bosnia Herzegovina type of motherfucker.
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This guy, basically a low-level or lesser-known Estonian singer and audio technician, somebody
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saw his Wikipedia was undefended and decided to make a Snarf Snarf edit.
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So they typed, in 2014, he was hired by Snarf Snarf O'Banion as his private audio technician
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This album is not set to release until the end of 2023 and is said to contain 200 songs
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that have been previously written by Snarf Snarf O'Banion in prison.
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Snarf Snarf was released from prison in 2013 and will be reappearing on social media by the
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You deserve the shout-out if you do something out in the wild like that.
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We're going to go fast because people are getting tired of the shout-outs.
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Well, we're reaching a critical mass, right, where people understood that we started doing
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birthday shout-outs and then now I get way more DMs asking for birthday shout-outs.
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Hey, everyone's got a birthday and everyone's got a birthday every year.
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If you're a bonus lander, you get way more priority on shout-outs.
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So if you have shout-outs, send me a screenshot of bonus land subscription on Fleckistalks.com
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and you will get very much prioritized to the front because right now we have so many
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And Instagram DMs is the best place to send them or Austin at Fleckistalks.com or Fleckistalks.com.
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All right, Lee, 63rd birthday, was on the 24th.
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Mickey from Bonus Land, his birthday's on Sunday.
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Nick Higgins' amazing wife, her birthday is next week.
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Adam, his birthday was yesterday out of Northwest Ohio.
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And Seth Ferreri and his wife, their anniversary is coming up and they are Bonus Land watchers.
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They watch every show and they watch multiple devices.
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We're so happy to have young, sensible guys have a show.
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And they're like, for housekeeping, please stop doing doppelgangers and shout outs.
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We got some new suggestions for Sandwich of Fall.
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And then we got this open-faced hot beef sandwich.
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Country bread, mashed potatoes, roast beef, smothered in gravy.
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And we're going to pick the Sandwich of Fall next week.
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He said, people spend so much money on coffee or pizza or whatever for five, basically $5 a month.
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For basically $5 a month, you're hanging out with us for four hours a month.
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It's like, would you guys meet us for coffee for four hours and pay more than $5?
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I guess this is something to be on the lookout for.
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So you can tell it's going to happen because the guy sitting by the computer, he touches
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the back of his head, and that's his future self trying to warn him, like, hey, something's
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And turns out he was right because here comes the broken sewage pipe.
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Raw, unfiltered sewage all over you, right on the bench.
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And if you feel yourself going like this, like, hmm, what's up with that?
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Someone might fall on the back of your knee or something.
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Like, you gotta let your future self talk to you and warn you about things.
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You gotta be open to those signals that your future self is trying to give.
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Normally, I have to balance you out, but I agree with that.
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That's that movie, too, with McConaughey, where he's like, no, don't go.
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You want to play pig number one commander first?
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I'm partnering with Dove to talk about underarm stigma.
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Even though I haven't shaved my armpits in 10 years, I sometimes still get self-conscious
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When I'm feeling the urge to shrink myself and hide parts of my body, I stretch my arms
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out wide and remind myself to be free in my body.
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Dove is reminding us all to stretch our arms out and live life to the fullest with their
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Did you know that 50% of people say that they've judged themselves because of their underarms?
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Next time you catch those thoughts creeping in, just stretch out your arms and remember
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that underarm stigmas are just that, stigmas, and not a reflection of who you are.
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Comment below if you've ever felt any shame or stigma over your underarms.
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So, she lifts her arms up and then the fat rolls cover the underarm hair.
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Say, like, oh, can you show your underarms in the social media clip we're paying you $3,000
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Grab your fat fold, hold it, and then apply the deodorant.
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The 350-pound woman is self-conscious about her armpits.
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She completely overlooks the 350-pound and morbid obesity, pre-diabetes, and she goes,
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I'll start working out more and doing, like, deadlifts and stuff.
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This urge to shrink yourself is a little different.
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And then also the engagement based on the victimhood at the end, where it's like, if
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you ever felt insecure about something, comment below.
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And you get all the pigs churning in the comments.
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And then if you look at Dove's website, the Bud Light marketing lady must work there now,
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This black woman who wrongly accused some white girl, I think, at the University of Virginia
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of a racist comment and basically ruined her life and made her have to defend herself in
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And they got all these non-binary types, weird ethnic types.
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So I guess if you're a fat fuck, Dove might break you off a couple of Gs.
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But, you know, I don't even know what they're trying to sell.
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Seven in the morning at the physical therapy office, misgendered by someone who I've told
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And I said, just to let you know, my pronouns are they, them.
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Um, too many times to my physical therapist that I didn't want to do an exercise where
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I had to crunch my face into my boobs because that gave me, gives me gender dysphoria.
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Think about it from the other guy's perspective, the perspective of the physical therapist.
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I told her what to do and she didn't want to do it because her boobs reminded her she's
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I remember she told me once briefly before, but you know how it is.
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I can't fucking, I didn't even have my coffee yet.
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It's like physical therapy is like you're there to fix a physical problem.
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A clear ailment that needs, physical therapy is expensive.
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You have a major injury if you're going there, right?
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And it's like, here's the exercises to fix your ailment.
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Well, you're not, insurance isn't going to be happy about this.
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My fat they, them feelings are going to be hurt if I do this.
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Well, your back's going to hurt if you don't do the sit-ups.
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But the dumb mental shit that they have on the totem pole.
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It's like, uh, it's, it's a reverse pyramid or something.
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Let's move on to the girl who doesn't want to work her nine to five.
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I know I'm probably just being so dramatic and annoying, but this is my first job, like
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And I'm in person and I'm commuting in the city and it takes me fucking forever to get
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There's no way I'm going to be able to afford living in the city right now.
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Like fucking duh, if I was able to walk to work and it would, it'd be fine, but I'm
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So it literally takes me, like I leave here, like I get on the train at seven 30 and I don't
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And then like, I don't have time to do anything.
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I don't, I want to shower, eat my dinner and go to sleep.
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I don't have time or energy to cook my dinner either.
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But just like the nine to five schedule in general is crazy being in the office nine
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Like if it was remote, you get off at five and you're home and everything's fine.
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And like, like people that drive to the office, like it doesn't, you don't get off at five
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I know I could be working longer, but like I literally get off.
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It's like, oh, college didn't prepare you for the real world.
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You know how to make synchronized outfits with your friends for game day tailgates.
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Is the real, that's not what the real world is.
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You know how to do a ski shot where all four of your friends go and they do a shot at the
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And I mean, jokes aside, this video went super viral, right?
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Sometimes you're not built to be a nine to five with a shitty commute.
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And you should be doing everything you can to not do that.
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And you should be trying to do, to have a boyfriend and create a family and do motherhood
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because that way a hundred percent of your work efforts go right back into your family.
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That's actually the college skills she learned are actually like that.
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Little recipes, little outfits, little decorations.
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Well, she seems to be more of like the order things on Amazon and Uber Eats type.
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Hey, that's everybody these days, to be honest.
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But it's like, if you, hey, if you can make yourself, well, it's almost like not too late
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It's like you have to have like, you have to be high integrity.
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And then be someone that someone wants to marry who's going to be like, all right, I'll marry
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You're so great that I'm willing to let you stay at home and you don't have to work and
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I'll handle everything and my life will be tough.
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You stay here with everyone else, the kids, and you keep the house cute.
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It's a little bit, there's a lane there, but you have to have that integrity because if
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you don't, then you're just some stupid girl and why would anyone give you that?
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No, but I mean, broadly speaking, a lot of people were looking to bully and dunk on this girl and
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You know, maybe you should say, let's not import a 3 million third worlders.
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Let's keep rents in these cities that you want to work in low, you know, maybe don't
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subsidize asylum seekers who are going to be competing for the same apartments you want
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that are walking distance from your job and will assault you on the train.
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So, you know, I mean, I'd be, I'm way more sympathetic to someone who has some right wing
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values and doesn't want to see inflation continue to soar and all that.
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Nobody wants to fucking leave their house when it's dark and come back when it's dark.
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Like if you are working a nine to five guy or girl, you need to have some sort of other
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hobby, side hustle thing you're working towards, you know, being independent is the ultimate
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You don't want to be on the teat, the corporate teat for a while, unless you're a rising star.
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Working that middling corporate job for a really long time is not the way to gain wealth or
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So, I mean, Hey, head on a swivel and good on her for realizing she's not happy in her
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situation and going to, you got to make a change, right?
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And that is the generation of like instant gratification.
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And they see their friends like going to Belize or a beaver.
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And they, and they're all their friends have like work at home jobs and they don't, they
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And then like anything that they're doing that is challenging is because like the system
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Like look at this next clip of this IHOP worker.
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I thought you were going to say, I thought, I thought you were going to say this is a hard
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Look at how, look at how late she stays at the table.
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Even when the order's not done, she's there waiting.
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Imagine like the waking up and realizing like, did I write what just, they just said down.
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And you wake up like, how long is I asleep for?
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This happens to the dealers in those online card rooms who deal like in like Lithuania or
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And it's like six in the morning there and they're dealing cards and then you wait for
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their, while they wait for your decision, they're kind of just like, yeah, yeah, next card.
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But like, you don't know how much time you were kind of asleep.
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The woman who says black people invented everything.
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Really quick before we get there, this woman has a tattoo that we need to show.
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Then it would be more, basically, she's got a C-class Mercedes tattooed to her chest.
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So the brain drain, Africa really needs the brains.
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We are the most intelligent race on the face of the planet.
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We invented almost everything that made this society and every society on the face of the planet human.
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And when I mean human, I mean as in toilets, sanitary, everything comes from Africa.
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The chair, the traffic light, the car, the computer.
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There were more, I think, doctors from Nigeria.
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So I think that's what's going on in Europe right now.
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It's the African brain drain where they're grabbing all of those migrants from Europe, I mean from Africa.
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And then those are the doctors and those are the people who build Europe up.
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And that's why Europe had anything good to show for it was because of all those migrants that came from Africa.
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Not intelligent enough to look up the stats on that.
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It's so funny because it's like even at, oh, the Africa brain drain.
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And every single good city in Africa has European influences and like built buildings like to European and American specs, you know?
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So it's just like the proof could be hitting you right in the face and the delusion.
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I wish to be as delusional as this woman one day.
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I think she's probably on Twitter and she follows one account and it's Tariq Nasheed.
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So she's in a little bit of, it's like worse than an echo chamber.
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It's like a misinformation chamber or something.
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Everything good that we have came from Africa, even though Africa sucks right now.
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We have Urban Decay, which will depress and down you.
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Remember those young adults from a couple weeks ago who ran over the guy on the bike and were
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The criminal murderers from a couple weeks ago.
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The criminal murderers from a couple weeks ago.
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They ran over the cop and killed him and were laughing with a stolen car.
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Here's them in court like it's two kids disrupting a fourth grade classroom.
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I would say about three or four different times.
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They flipped us off, flipping each other off, joking around with each other.
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Definitely not taking anything serious whatsoever.
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So these kids, I mean, it's a good opportunity to reiterate our point.
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65 years of hard labor we can get out of these fucking scrubs.
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They go out in a little sprinter van with eight other guys and then one guy who's got
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a gun and a nice cowboy hat and who's stronger than all of them and he keeps them in line.
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And you know, let's get these guys picking up trash, digging ditches.
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Pay them a penny an hour just so that nobody can make the argument that it's slave labor
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If it was as easy as just going, bang, let's execute them.
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I think it's easier to get life sentence prisoner types to just work for basically free for America
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than it is to fight the whole, oh, the innocence project.
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And then there's a lot of situations like this where you find these kids that are just
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so far gone and they're like so removed from like being normal people in society where
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like their behavior is just like so uncomprehendable.
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Well, you can't even relate to how dumb and how impulsive they are.
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You really have no, we have no, if you're a normal person, you have no way of even understanding
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And then online I found this thing about the effect of a child who's been neglected by
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I know it's popular on these parts of the internet to be strong biological determinists,
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but the more we learn about children and brain development, we realize how important infancy
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It goes without saying, but, and this is like a scan of a normal brain versus a brain of a
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I'm no neuroscientist, but it ain't looking great.
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And so this, it's a whole thread about early brain development for kids who are neglected
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versus kids who are like read to, talk to, held, all that stuff.
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I'm not going to go into this whole thing, right?
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You basically said it, but it's like their brain develops so much worse and their impulse
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control and their reactivity is like off the charts bad.
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And that's what happens when mom's playing on her phone and eating hot chips when you
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There's no dad and mom's got some shit going on and you know, Hey, keep it down.
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So, uh, some people shouldn't have kids and when they do and they turn out to be monsters
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like this, the state just got gained an angel, AKA a manual labor worker for the next 60 years
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They can't be released back into society, but in, in the world we live in, these guys
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are the real victims because they're going to be at just another number, just another
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black or Brown person who's arrested and it's disproportionately affecting those communities.
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Oh, the state just wants to arrest black and Brown people.
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We're suing Tennessee for their aggravated prostitution statute that targets people with
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HIV with harsh punishment and lifetime sex offender registration.
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This law is unconstitutional and disproportionately affects black and transgender women.
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And then it said the law elevates engaging in sex work from a misdemeanor to felony based
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on someone's HIV status, a protected disability.
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So the ACLU is defending prostitutes who have AIDS because it disproportionately affects black
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I'm so sick of seeing the word disproportionately affects combined with some other immutable characteristic that has nothing to do with the other characteristics, right?
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They didn't say black people who probably have AIDS and we're going to round them up and find
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They're talking about literal people who are HIV positive only.
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And if so many of them are black and trans, then that's just the world.
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And then, you know, black people in America are such a protected class and, you know, the
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And it's like, do they have AIDS or fucking not?
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The ACLU will spend thousands of this, thousands of hard donated dollars from leftists to defend
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Tennessee HIV positive people's right to sell their body on the street.
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I can't tell if this is a skit or real life anymore, too.
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First of all, okay, I'm going to tell the truth, but I feel like you're just trying to
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So that's just, the difference is I just disrespect corporations.
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And I'm not, I'm disproportionately AIDS affected.
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There's a disproportionately AIDS affected person right there.
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Let's move on to the crackhead who breaks the car windshield wipers.
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A black woman calmly walks up to a car at a red light.
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Someone who's been collected as a child probably.
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I would have, I would have ran her over as soon as the first swing.
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I can't fucking believe you did that to my machine.
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Is the person in front of me having a mental break or not?
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Is the person in front of me on crack or not?
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Is the prostitute on that street corner have HIV or not?
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You just have to deal with what the consequences are
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when something happens inevitably, like in this case, right?
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But hey, we need more context to understand the complexity of the situation.
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We need a social justice worker to come out and talk politely to this woman
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who just caused $800 of damage to a car with two infants in it.
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Hey, we don't know the context before the filming started.
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The minivan with four willing participants of robbery goes,
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And then they just rob them while everyone's in the worst moment of their life.
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If you're in LA, you're more likely to come upon a group of four robbers than you are police or tow trucks in a quicker time frame.
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It's like, are you going to help me or take my shit now that I'm kind of in a tough spot and can't defend myself?
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And I'm waiting for the day where a police officer pulls up and he robs you.
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That's when you know it's really gun time, I think.
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This is just like, okay, we're in, this is like the Raiders in Mad Max world.
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They come up and it's just, it's dystopia, but they're just regular guys in hoodies in a minivan.
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When the police start doing it, that's when it's true, true gun time.
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There was a mugger, this would be a quick story, but there was a mugger who pummeled a 73-year-old.
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Says, heartless mugger pummeled a 73-year-old woman before snatching her handbag on New York City Street.
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A heartless mugger, new euphemism, pummeled a 73-year-old causing her substantial pain in her face and body.
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And then the suspected assailant who's on the loose was described as a woman in her 20s with a dark complexion.
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Like the racism, racism is so much worse than the crime.
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So you can't describe the perpetrator because it could be insensitive.
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We got to find that person because if there's someone attacking old ladies, that's very dangerous.
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You know, pushing her over and she falls the wrong way.
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So we really need to get to the bottom of this.
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I got a tweet from someone about a high-trust society situation.
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The store closed Friday evening and has not opened back up since because the owner died Saturday.
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The pumpkins and plants, et cetera, were outside the whole time and not touched.
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Funeral was today and they open back up tomorrow.
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And this is a piggly wiggly in small-town America that's in a high-trust society.
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And any chance you can to fight any dumping of migrants or Somali types, anybody, you got
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And last clip of Urban Decay, the attempted R-A-P-E.
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Next thing I know, I feel my dress being lifted up all the way.
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And next thing I know, he grabs my hips and he thrusts himself into me.
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So I just turned really quick to kind of break his grip.
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And, um, and then he pushed me to the, to the ground.
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And now I'm learning that the DA, um, deems it, deems it not attempt of rape because he didn't
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So the guy comes up behind her, his pants are down.
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Cack out, pulls her dress up, pushes her to the ground.
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But that's not R-A-P-E because he didn't say, I'm, I'm so-and-so, so-and-so, and I'm
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I, Michael Gonzalez of Sound Body and Mind, am declaring my intent to rape you right now,
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He's laying on the ground before the, but we need, eh, he didn't say it.
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He's getting up off the ground as like a homeless street rat because a girl in a dress walked
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You know, who are you going to vote for next month?
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This, this country would go to shit if Trump got elected.
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You got attempted rape that no DA was going to do anything about it.
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I, Michael Gonzalez, street rat of sound body and mind, declare my intent to rape this
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And even then they probably would drop the charges after a couple of preliminary hearings.
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I haven't seen this clip yet, but I'm assuming it's a anyone can do anything situation.
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You know, people say blind people shouldn't do this or shouldn't do that.
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You got to assume this guy just bought a pair of glasses and a blind guy stick.
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The lady in the Burger Crown at the baseball game.
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I think this is a person who the simulation didn't fully load and isn't really paying
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And the game is happening an inch away from her.
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NPC or 100 milligrams of edibles before the game and a stupid crown.
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Let's go on to the guy who's building a shotgun arm thing because his arm, I don't
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Now, the doctor said, if you remember right, that I should be able to use my right hand
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So I've begun working on designing the version for the shotgun arm that will be on my left
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That way I can swing right hand dominant again.
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Now, it's going to be a little bit bigger and bulkier, sure, but it will have a couple
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of important features that will hopefully set it much higher and much better than this
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Also, I haven't gotten to fixing it yet because I'm out of trucking shows anyways.
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But with that out of the way, it's just another normal day of swinging.
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Swing a gigantic sword in some mythical Lord of the Rings type scenario?
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Better than pretending you have long COVID and complaining about work.
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Trump makes fun of Biden and how he gets off stage.
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He can make a bad speech, but you got to be able to see, you know, you came in here.
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And his jokes don't, like, require big words or confusing illusions.
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I don't really mess up reading anymore now that everyone made fun of me for it.
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You guys should have heard him do the ad read from the other room earlier before we shot.
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We have really funny clips we're going to get to.
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Our small business shout out is Chinese Donut Boy.
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And Chinese Donut Boy is selling Donut Boy beanies.
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The first step of the monetization of Donut Boy.
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A lot of you guys followed him and helped him get to 100K.
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So make sure you guys follow him on Instagram and get a Donut Boy beanie if that's what you're
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And then on Tuesday, thank you guys for watching.