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00:00:15.240 All right, welcome back to Flaggist Talks, a podcast episode 119.

00:00:19.360 Today on the show, we may have found proof that World War III is about to pop off.

00:00:23.620 You won't believe what it is.

00:00:25.240 Then we have a new speaker of the house out of nowhere.

00:00:28.400 We'll go over that. Then in Cringe of the Week, this woman claims that black people invented everything.

00:00:34.740 So we'll get a much needed history lesson there. It's our turn to listen.

00:00:39.280 And last but not least, L.A. crime hits a new low in this week's Urban Decay.

00:00:44.420 All this and more, it's Flaggist Talks, a podcast episode 119, ranked the best new podcast of all time.

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00:02:39.360 We have a lot to get to.

00:02:40.700 We have a very important housekeeping this week.

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00:02:50.580 First things first, new Speaker of the House, Mike Johnson.

00:02:53.920 Yeah.

00:02:54.440 So we're kind of hoping for the best here.

00:02:56.320 It's a little weird to me how we were so invested in the Speaker race.

00:02:59.700 Every round of voting, every new candidate, all these ideas of who it should be.

00:03:04.060 Jim Jordan, Hakeem Jeffries, back and forth.

00:03:07.280 And then it kind of just ends.

00:03:08.620 Mike Johnson.

00:03:09.760 Oh, yeah.

00:03:10.220 It's done.

00:03:10.620 We found a guy, Mike Johnson.

00:03:11.760 Everyone likes him.

00:03:12.340 We're good.

00:03:12.720 It was done in 12 hours after you heard his name for the first time.

00:03:15.620 Yeah.

00:03:16.020 And that's kind of part of the problem, right?

00:03:17.700 Yeah.

00:03:18.800 535 people in Congress.

00:03:20.440 Never heard of this guy before.

00:03:22.020 I can't keep track of that many people.

00:03:23.860 The human brain, I don't think it's even meant to know 535 people.

00:03:27.340 Yeah.

00:03:27.640 And it was so many nuances to the debate and who's going to be.

00:03:32.140 Oh, it's Mike Johnson.

00:03:33.300 We're all good.

00:03:33.840 Shove him in.

00:03:34.580 Shove him in.

00:03:35.080 Isn't Mike Johnson Michelle Obama's real name?

00:03:37.340 Yeah.

00:03:37.600 Big Mike Johnson.

00:03:38.840 Okay.

00:03:39.560 I know.

00:03:40.020 I wish it was them.

00:03:41.260 All right.

00:03:41.700 Well, he's our guy.

00:03:43.460 I don't know much about him.

00:03:46.260 Seen a little bit of a mixed bag.

00:03:47.720 He's based on some things.

00:03:49.200 Yeah.

00:03:49.320 He's supported Trump and not certifying the election, a couple other things.

00:03:55.020 So that was good.

00:03:56.660 There is this meme when Dan Crenshaw tells you that Mike Johnson's going to be great.

00:04:01.900 It says, finding out Dan Crenshaw endorsed Mike Johnson for speaker.

00:04:04.780 It's kind of like, yeah.

00:04:06.260 Great.

00:04:07.340 Oh, good.

00:04:08.480 Mike Pence was endorsing him too.

00:04:10.000 So, hey, we're hoping for the best.

00:04:12.180 His first order of business as speaker.

00:04:15.160 Our nation's greatest ally in the Middle East is under attack.

00:04:18.500 The first bill that I'm going to bring to this floor in just a little while will be

00:04:24.260 in support of our dear friend Israel, and we're overdue and getting that done.

00:04:28.120 Hey, Mike Johnson.

00:04:30.260 Yeah, Mike Johnson.

00:04:31.440 Off to a hot start.

00:04:33.360 Hey, we haven't had a speaker in three weeks of southern borders being invaded.

00:04:37.340 First things first, our buddies Israel need to get a lot of our money.

00:04:41.180 More money to 3,000 plus miles away.

00:04:44.140 Yeah.

00:04:44.700 So that's the speaker now.

00:04:46.440 We'll keep a close eye on him.

00:04:47.680 Yeah.

00:04:48.300 Yeah.

00:04:48.540 We hope for the best.

00:04:49.440 He's got to prove it.

00:04:50.180 He's got to prove it a little bit.

00:04:51.160 He's got to prove it.

00:04:52.080 And at least, you know, we're not getting any of Joe Biden's little pet projects done.

00:04:56.200 Yeah.

00:04:56.480 In the meantime, you know?

00:04:57.540 I hope so.

00:04:58.240 And hey, we're hoping for the best.

00:04:59.460 Mike, show us something.

00:05:00.620 Yeah.

00:05:01.180 I saw this meme about the border.

00:05:03.860 It said, for Israel's border, all of our warships.

00:05:06.700 Yeah.

00:05:06.980 The best warships in the game.

00:05:08.540 The number ones.

00:05:09.540 Yeah.

00:05:09.760 And then for the U.S. border, we've got a guy on a horse.

00:05:12.380 Yeah.

00:05:12.740 And it actually could have been even worse because as you show watchers know, we've shown

00:05:17.100 the border patrol people snipping the barbed wire.

00:05:19.820 They should have used that image.

00:05:20.800 They should have consulted us because it's even worse than just some cool looking white

00:05:24.160 guy on a horseback.

00:05:24.660 He should have wire cutters there for when he lets everyone in.

00:05:27.380 Yeah.

00:05:27.760 Exactly.

00:05:28.540 Good.

00:05:29.320 All right.

00:05:29.620 Well, things are continuing to escalate between Israel and Hamas in Gaza and also escalations

00:05:34.580 with Iran.

00:05:36.040 And based on some newly acquired data, I think we might be headed to World War III.

00:05:41.660 And what is that data, you're wondering?

00:05:43.300 What's the show exclusive info we have?

00:05:45.660 The Pentagon's dominoes is busier than usual.

00:05:48.800 This is not a drill.

00:05:50.460 Pentagon's dominoes.

00:05:51.380 People are there late.

00:05:52.400 Oh, we need a bunch of pizzas.

00:05:53.340 Everyone's working around the clock for the new war we're about to do.

00:05:59.000 Yeah.

00:05:59.200 So for those of you who don't know, that's kind of like a leading indicator or like a

00:06:02.600 funny metric is if all the pizza places are delivering lots of pizzas to the Pentagon

00:06:06.920 that I think desert storm, like when we invaded Iraq, it was like the most pizzas ever.

00:06:13.480 So it's kind of become a leading indicator of war.

00:06:17.140 Leading indicator of war.

00:06:18.580 That's good.

00:06:20.060 Joe Biden's been scaring his handlers.

00:06:21.820 Of course, this clip was from the other day, but this edit was pretty funny.

00:06:25.080 I don't want any detail with you, Matt.

00:06:27.580 All right.

00:06:27.800 We've got to wrap up, guys.

00:06:28.960 We've got to wrap it up.

00:06:29.620 Just one thing.

00:06:30.060 You said you were very blunt with the Israelis on the need to get humanitarian aid to Gaza

00:06:35.460 or what exactly?

00:06:37.200 On everything.

00:06:37.840 No, I'm very blunt about the need to support getting humanitarian aid to Gaza.

00:06:48.940 Get it to Gaza and do it quickly.

00:06:51.480 All right.

00:06:53.100 Any more about the hospitals?

00:06:55.100 May I ask you about the report in the Times of Israel that says Biden officials have indicated

00:07:02.180 to Israel in recent days that if Hezbollah initiates a war against Israel, the U.S. military

00:07:08.860 will join the idea in fighting the terrorists.

00:07:12.280 Not true.

00:07:13.280 Not true.

00:07:14.340 I don't understand.

00:07:16.780 So they're scared.

00:07:18.040 Yeah.

00:07:18.500 They hate when Joe Biden's just fielding questions and then the ladies try to move everyone on

00:07:22.240 and he goes, no.

00:07:23.800 I'm the president of the United States.

00:07:25.560 I can do whatever I want firing from the hip, right?

00:07:27.680 You're some 28-year-old assistant.

00:07:29.320 Yeah.

00:07:29.500 Who got the job because you're black?

00:07:32.660 So that's kind of scary.

00:07:34.200 Everyone's scared.

00:07:34.780 The handlers are scared.

00:07:36.020 But I think at least our army is ready.

00:07:38.280 Yeah.

00:07:38.640 Our army preparedness is at an all-time high, right?

00:07:41.160 Yeah.

00:07:41.620 And let's see what some of our troops are doing to prepare.

00:07:45.500 Let's let this rip.

00:07:46.360 Yeah.

00:07:46.540 Yeah.

00:07:46.760 This one.

00:07:47.440 All right.

00:07:48.520 To answer your question-

00:07:49.360 This guy looks like he just went through a battle.

00:07:50.720 Yeah.

00:07:50.800 How did I get all of this covered?

00:07:52.320 So I'm in the military and TRICARE basically has been upgraded and updated their policy.

00:07:59.500 over the last couple of years to accommodate trans soldiers and the procedures that we need

00:08:08.460 to become ourselves.

00:08:10.660 It's been a long time.

00:08:12.800 You know, I've had to wait a long time for this, but eventually my time came around.

00:08:18.020 I had to-

00:08:19.200 It was a process, you know.

00:08:20.400 I had to go through all the evaluation.

00:08:21.640 I get the point.

00:08:22.340 It's facial feminization surgery paid for by the military so that this man can become himself.

00:08:30.460 Can feel like himself.

00:08:31.460 I thought that person was maybe injured in training or in the war.

00:08:34.600 Yeah.

00:08:34.880 Some sort of like detonation went off near him.

00:08:37.520 Yeah.

00:08:38.060 No.

00:08:38.340 Not the case.

00:08:39.060 Our military is paying for the trans surgeries.

00:08:41.580 Yeah.

00:08:42.020 Remember Don't Ask, Don't Tell?

00:08:43.620 I love-

00:08:44.320 Hey, I look back fondly at Don't Ask, Don't Tell.

00:08:46.820 Don't Ask, Don't Tell and it was so anti-gay and it's not fair.

00:08:51.160 I can't be myself.

00:08:52.260 People just want to be themselves and you know what they do and they want it to be like all

00:08:57.200 about them.

00:08:58.040 Oh, it's about me.

00:08:58.800 It's about me and my identity.

00:09:00.640 Well, we've come a long way from that.

00:09:02.800 Yeah.

00:09:03.060 It's show them, show them, tell them, yell it.

00:09:06.000 Show, tell, yell.

00:09:07.600 Post it on the Chinese TikTok app.

00:09:09.320 Yeah.

00:09:09.880 Make them accept and then criticize anyone who doesn't accept.

00:09:13.840 Subsidize as well.

00:09:15.160 Subsidize.

00:09:16.460 Make them pay for it.

00:09:18.220 There was a tweet that came out about all the military people and said, can someone explain

00:09:22.720 this phenomena?

00:09:24.280 Yeah.

00:09:24.780 And it's, you know, Admiral Levine, a couple other fresh twinks who just moved up the

00:09:29.120 ranks.

00:09:29.480 They get promoted quickly when they become a twink.

00:09:31.200 Um, and we coined a phrase for it.

00:09:33.600 It's called, it's actually called, this is the new scientific term for the podcast, late

00:09:37.920 adult onset military induced twink mania.

00:09:41.260 Yeah.

00:09:41.720 So that's the term.

00:09:43.500 Rap Boy came up with it, but that is the scientific term.

00:09:45.860 Did you know that 80% of the military identifies as transgender?

00:09:51.400 That's true.

00:09:52.500 Yeah.

00:09:52.900 I believe it.

00:09:53.560 Hey, face value.

00:09:54.460 Look at this.

00:09:55.880 It says it right there.

00:09:57.380 Military, trans, 80%.

00:09:59.060 You heard it, folks.

00:10:00.620 There it is.

00:10:01.780 That's fact.

00:10:03.000 I mean, I, I'm just reading the papers.

00:10:07.020 Um, all right.

00:10:07.940 Let's keep it going.

00:10:09.560 Um, we're definitely trending closer to 80 than we are to zero.

00:10:12.660 So yeah, no argument for me.

00:10:14.260 We're closer to 80 than we've ever been.

00:10:16.120 Exactly.

00:10:16.440 Not a fact.

00:10:17.140 Exactly.

00:10:17.560 That's a fact.

00:10:18.280 Um, all right.

00:10:19.180 So it does seem like they're going to put us into a multi-front war.

00:10:21.680 It kind of feels like Russia, Ukraine, China, Taiwan, Israel, and the Middle East.

00:10:25.880 And I think that way.

00:10:27.500 Wasn't there something like India fired?

00:10:30.040 There's some, some, another front might be opening up soon.

00:10:33.020 I haven't, I haven't looked into it that much.

00:10:34.540 It's going to be a multi-front war.

00:10:36.460 And it's, that way the AI demon aliens can fully suck our loosh.

00:10:39.960 Yeah, for sure.

00:10:41.080 That's like going to be a good way for them to get all of our loosh is we have all this

00:10:44.440 like traumatic stuff happening all over the world.

00:10:47.440 The AI demon aliens love that stuff.

00:10:49.600 Yeah, the aliens might come out and try to stop, try to intervene.

00:10:52.820 Yeah, that's probably what will happen.

00:10:54.220 It'll be on the brink of nuclear disaster.

00:10:56.380 What are we going to do?

00:10:57.040 The world's going to end.

00:10:58.600 Aliens.

00:10:59.100 Yeah.

00:10:59.620 No need for a new election.

00:11:01.420 Just keep Joe Biden for a little bit.

00:11:03.080 Easy.

00:11:03.580 That's kind of what I think they're going to do.

00:11:05.440 Um, I do want to shout out somebody.

00:11:07.820 Okay.

00:11:08.240 Uh, Charlie Kirk.

00:11:09.680 Yeah.

00:11:09.960 Yeah, Charlie Kirk has been really good about the Israel issue.

00:11:13.160 He's being honest.

00:11:14.100 He's asking the right question.

00:11:15.480 He's not just doing the obvious like Israel's the best.

00:11:19.140 Everyone else is a terrorist.

00:11:20.380 Party line.

00:11:21.060 Yeah, he's doing some good questions and he's keeping it 100 and he's not taking the standard

00:11:26.640 gay Israel take.

00:11:27.860 Yep.

00:11:28.280 So that's good to see.

00:11:29.500 Thank you, Charlie.

00:11:30.180 Thank you, Charlie.

00:11:30.880 Very cool.

00:11:31.580 All right, moving on.

00:11:32.480 There was a mass shooting yesterday.

00:11:34.220 Oh, I didn't even know we were going to cover this.

00:11:36.060 Yeah, it's very sad to the people who died.

00:11:38.360 Uh, rest in peace to everybody involved.

00:11:41.260 There will, there was some interesting stuff that happened the day of and the day before.

00:11:46.340 Uh, the day of Kamala Harris said, Congress must have the courage to act and renew the

00:11:51.040 assault weapons ban, which kind of was right.

00:11:53.620 Republican controlled Congress?

00:11:55.020 Yeah.

00:11:55.380 Thanks, Kamala.

00:11:56.600 That's weird.

00:11:57.360 Virtue signaling for nothing.

00:11:58.840 Yeah.

00:11:59.240 The day before, it's, can you read that, the line for the day before?

00:12:03.040 Victory for veterans.

00:12:04.180 The Senate voted 53 to 45 in support of veterans to protect their Second Amendment rights.

00:12:09.160 The House passed a similar amendment back in July.

00:12:11.460 This is a huge step forward on an issue we've been fighting since the Clinton administration.

00:12:15.040 So, it's weird.

00:12:17.160 They're going for assault weapons bans.

00:12:19.340 That's kind of coming in the news and what's up next.

00:12:21.560 But right before it happens, they have a huge mass shooting from a military type.

00:12:25.600 Yeah.

00:12:26.220 Yeah.

00:12:26.740 Very sad.

00:12:27.580 Very sad.

00:12:28.180 Let's move on.

00:12:28.660 Page two.

00:12:29.180 You ready?

00:12:29.780 Sure.

00:12:30.300 Long COVID update.

00:12:31.740 Yeah.

00:12:32.020 What's up with that?

00:12:33.280 New shocking statistic came out, I guess.

00:12:36.160 Yeah.

00:12:36.380 Can you give it a read?

00:12:37.120 Yeah.

00:12:37.260 65 million people suffer from long COVID.

00:12:40.920 Our experts say the vaccines are the best defense from Forbes.

00:12:45.340 Well, that's good.

00:12:45.840 At least they figured out a solution.

00:12:47.080 Easy solution.

00:12:48.200 Let's get more vaccines.

00:12:49.340 Yeah.

00:12:49.660 Duh.

00:12:50.140 So, long COVID is, I think, an excuse for lazy losers who don't know how to work hard

00:12:53.320 or get a job or leave their parents' house.

00:12:55.020 Yeah.

00:12:55.200 So, it's like if you can't focus, if you have brain fog, you like staying in bed and ordering

00:12:59.720 Uber Eats, maybe your hormones are a little out of whack.

00:13:02.540 You're an anxious person.

00:13:03.880 You have like depression type stuff.

00:13:05.680 You say, hey, why not throw another ailment on top?

00:13:08.180 I have long COVID.

00:13:09.560 Nobody can check.

00:13:10.980 Nobody can check.

00:13:12.000 They can't call me out on it.

00:13:13.220 Because the next generation, they need excuses for why they aren't doing good or where they

00:13:18.480 want to be in life.

00:13:19.320 And they're never going to have accountability and say, hey, I need to work harder or I need

00:13:22.640 to get a better this or get promoted at work and kill it.

00:13:27.080 Instead, they're just going to make excuses.

00:13:29.140 I have long COVID.

00:13:30.000 I'm gay and I have anxiety.

00:13:31.520 Look at all these pills I take.

00:13:32.920 That's what's coming, right?

00:13:34.240 Exactly.

00:13:34.600 And then also, I see Pfizer.

00:13:37.600 We've covered on the show, too, before how all the trans, bisexuals, and people have long

00:13:44.440 COVID are reporting having long COVID at a much higher rate than general population.

00:13:49.100 So it's the attention seekers and the excuse makers, right?

00:13:52.100 It's when you don't care about slash you're not very good at anything.

00:13:55.020 Exactly.

00:13:55.700 You got long COVID.

00:13:56.820 Easy.

00:13:57.420 It's fucking easy, guys.

00:13:59.160 So I hope that gets sorted out.

00:14:01.140 If you guys think you have long COVID, make sure you get the vaccines.

00:14:03.440 Vaccines.

00:14:03.840 Yeah.

00:14:04.540 Enjoy.

00:14:05.060 You get less long COVID that way.

00:14:06.660 Exactly.

00:14:06.820 And then speaking of vaccines, Pfizer just bought Arena Pharmaceuticals, maker of a drug to treat

00:14:12.360 heart inflammation such as myocarditis and pericarditis.

00:14:15.320 They must be bullish on those two diseases, right?

00:14:18.520 Smart.

00:14:19.020 Maybe they have some inside info.

00:14:20.660 All right.

00:14:21.120 Let's move on to a little bit of a lighter-

00:14:22.820 Their complaint box was full and they go, huh, maybe we should buy a whole company.

00:14:26.300 We could make more money off this.

00:14:27.940 Yeah.

00:14:28.480 There's a whole other leg to this trade.

00:14:30.520 The hustle continues.

00:14:31.540 Yeah.

00:14:31.700 There's a whole nother leg up.

00:14:33.160 Whoa.

00:14:33.560 I didn't know that.

00:14:35.000 All right.

00:14:35.940 Yeah.

00:14:36.940 Let's move on to something more lighthearted.

00:14:39.420 Okay.

00:14:40.060 Lil Wayne Wax Museum.

00:14:41.240 Not mass shootings and fucking long COVID and the twink military?

00:14:45.100 That's something a little bit-

00:14:46.300 An Israel Hamas?

00:14:47.280 Something a little bit easier to digest.

00:14:49.480 Okay.

00:14:50.260 The-

00:14:50.700 What's it?

00:14:51.600 The Wax Museum.

00:14:52.360 Yeah.

00:14:52.640 Lil Wayne had a wax figurine created by the Wax Museum and he goes, sorry, Wax Museum, but

00:14:59.220 that shit ain't me.

00:15:00.420 You tried, though, and I appreciate the effort.

00:15:02.920 Buddy, that's literally you.

00:15:05.000 That's so much you.

00:15:06.640 I thought that was a photo of you.

00:15:08.360 Yeah.

00:15:08.620 Maybe a little light-skinned for you, but, you know, and that's the funny part is, like,

00:15:14.220 if you do a wax figurine of some guy who's just named Michael and he's got no tattoos,

00:15:19.220 nothing, like, no marks, it's like, all right, we gotta get his face perfect.

00:15:22.820 Lil Wayne's got the dreads, the necklaces, the grill, every tattoo.

00:15:26.400 It's like, all right, we know it's you, dude.

00:15:28.160 They nailed it.

00:15:29.980 Don't be sad.

00:15:30.940 The Rock, not so much.

00:15:32.040 The Rock has some complaints.

00:15:33.420 They're working on The Rock.

00:15:34.460 He's like the British Rock or something.

00:15:36.280 Yeah, that is a good point.

00:15:37.180 He's a little British, not getting as much sun.

00:15:39.780 So pipe down, Lil Wayne.

00:15:41.540 All right, let's move on.

00:15:42.840 Are you wasp-maxing, Anon?

00:15:45.480 Yeah.

00:15:46.820 I think we're coming up on wasp season.

00:15:49.440 You should be dressing like a wasp.

00:15:52.420 The goal is Connecticut casual, I would say.

00:15:55.880 I like that.

00:15:56.400 Oxford collar button downs, a sweater over it, layering, polos, khakis, no pleated shit,

00:16:03.940 nothing pleated.

00:16:04.980 Look presentable, look nice, like you're on an Ivy League campus in 1968.

00:16:09.640 Hey.

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00:16:23.180 Hashtag make a play.

00:16:24.520 I like this idea.

00:16:27.300 I know, and I'm not even dressed for it right now, but I think I'm going to place an order

00:16:30.940 after this episode.

00:16:31.440 We're Dartmouth guys.

00:16:32.540 Yeah, and I'm going to start wasp-maxing again.

00:16:34.600 I used to order a buck brown pair of Sperry's every year, basically, like clockwork.

00:16:39.940 And then you blow them out and get a new one.

00:16:41.360 You blow them out in a frat basement.

00:16:43.380 That's good American shit that they want us to forfeit.

00:16:45.980 Exactly.

00:16:46.440 They want that to be part of our past, the white supremacy, the white culture, whatever,

00:16:50.560 that we have to just give up and say is not good.

00:16:52.780 So, and remember when we were talking about the episode a while back, like you got to

00:16:56.500 go where you're wanted.

00:16:57.600 Golf, college football, these are right-wing things.

00:17:00.980 Ivy League aesthetic, right-wing.

00:17:03.780 Inherently right-wing.

00:17:04.640 Especially the Chad version of the Ivy League.

00:17:06.460 Ivy League obviously is like a Muppet lost group of colleges.

00:17:10.660 For now.

00:17:11.200 For now.

00:17:11.640 From all the stupid shit.

00:17:13.060 But there is a Chad about that.

00:17:16.020 There's a Chad aspect to the Ivy League that we represent.

00:17:18.800 Exactly.

00:17:19.460 And if you have a square jaw and you're wasp maxing, you're pretty much unstoppable in

00:17:23.620 America.

00:17:24.160 So that's what they fear.

00:17:25.420 That's our free tip for fall.

00:17:27.240 All right.

00:17:27.520 Last part of this page, the capitalism chicken sandwich section.

00:17:31.780 Yeah.

00:17:32.520 Basically, this, well, this was inspired by a conversation that we had where we were,

00:17:38.900 we went to the gym and we started drinking protein shakes afterwards.

00:17:43.760 And I found a protein shake that I swear to you, if it was, if it was a little, if it

00:17:49.700 was frozen, I would order it at a restaurant and think I was drinking a milkshake and I

00:17:53.520 would take the bad calories.

00:17:55.820 And so we, we, we kind of put it in with this meme, capitalism breeds innovation and then

00:18:00.200 capitalism.

00:18:00.780 And it's every single restaurant has a great chicken sandwich.

00:18:04.020 And somehow that's a complaint of these socialist long COVID types.

00:18:07.720 Only a long COVID type would complain about this many chicken sandwiches, right?

00:18:10.780 A hundred percent.

00:18:11.720 So we wanted to talk about, I guess, our, our, our appreciation for capitalism.

00:18:15.940 This is the, uh, fair life elite vanilla protein and it's a fucking vanilla milkshake with

00:18:22.520 85% of your daily protein.

00:18:24.540 Yeah.

00:18:25.000 42 grams of protein, 200 and something calories.

00:18:28.000 It's obviously not an ad.

00:18:28.940 They probably hate us.

00:18:29.800 Oh, they probably, no, actually fair life, fair life.

00:18:32.220 Uh, they might be in Indiana.

00:18:33.480 They might be good.

00:18:34.620 They might be based, but exactly.

00:18:37.060 Um, but so it tastes so good.

00:18:39.600 We used to, I, and this might go past somebody who doesn't have any protein shake experience

00:18:43.920 or if you're Gen Z or something, but if you guys were around in 2010, 2009, 11, that, that

00:18:50.760 sort of region, we used to drink muscle milks that were like bad, tasted like absolute dog

00:18:56.280 shit.

00:18:56.540 You'd almost need to puke afterwards or the watered down whey protein that was like chocolate

00:19:01.740 flavor, but it tastes like water chocolate generation one water chocolate.

00:19:04.800 But so we just got to appreciate capitalism when it does give us those massive dubs.

00:19:09.780 Protein shakes are fucking amazing now.

00:19:11.620 Um, and then also like, remember those flat screen TVs from 1999 that were like $6,000 and

00:19:17.880 they were 42 inches.

00:19:19.160 Now we've, they're handing out TVs now.

00:19:21.420 We solved that.

00:19:22.240 Yeah.

00:19:22.520 So, I mean, you can't get too down, can't get too depressed because capitalism, you know,

00:19:26.760 they gouge you, they gouge you, inflation, money printing, that sort of stuff.

00:19:31.460 That's a different thing.

00:19:32.580 That's not really capitalism.

00:19:33.560 Yeah.

00:19:34.140 But different companies competing to create a great product, man, protein shakes over

00:19:38.900 the last 10 years, straight line up.

00:19:40.980 Straight line up.

00:19:41.620 And also to revisit the original meme of the chicken sandwich, I think like this guy's,

00:19:45.760 the joke is that capitalism's bad because all it does is create this.

00:19:48.740 Yeah.

00:19:48.940 I think there's another leg to capitalism that can happen from a situation like this because

00:19:53.300 I have it written down here.

00:19:54.540 It used to be quality ingredients, quality service, and then you compete.

00:19:58.700 And then like the fries are cooked in like tallow.

00:20:00.520 Yeah.

00:20:00.800 Stuff like that.

00:20:01.480 Then it was cheaper ingredients in the competition, cheaper price in the competition, fries are

00:20:06.660 cooked in like bad oil.

00:20:08.160 Now it's like the cheapest, lowest quality ingredients legally allowed.

00:20:12.100 Yeah.

00:20:12.360 Chemicals in the food, cheap, cheap, cheap shit, estrogen bombs.

00:20:15.500 Yeah.

00:20:16.060 So everyone, and it's like all these chicken sandwiches are basically the same.

00:20:18.740 It's like the cheapest legally we can have that tastes pretty good, full of chemicals.

00:20:22.400 It's all the cheapest shit.

00:20:23.520 But the market could evolve because people want to go back to higher quality ingredients,

00:20:27.900 I think.

00:20:28.700 So everyone's serving-

00:20:30.200 You have to know they're cooking you with these low cost ingredients.

00:20:33.480 So if enough people who can pick from any of these chicken sandwiches say, ooh, I actually

00:20:38.040 want one that's not cooked in seed oils or doesn't have these certain types of chemicals,

00:20:41.560 the market could change to higher quality with a slightly higher price to target that percentage

00:20:45.920 of the audience.

00:20:46.660 I agree.

00:20:46.920 I think that can happen.

00:20:48.020 I hope that happens.

00:20:48.280 I think that's where things are going.

00:20:49.140 Because right now, everything is as cheap as possible, as full, as many chemicals as

00:20:52.200 possible.

00:20:53.340 So I think we can get from there to something a little bit better and kind of bring the

00:20:57.740 pendulum back.

00:20:58.600 Yeah.

00:20:58.740 And then here are the chicken sandwiches under socialism.

00:21:01.260 Yeah.

00:21:01.880 None.

00:21:02.120 There's no chickens.

00:21:03.340 You're eating bugs.

00:21:04.560 You got to eat bugs and you got to go to the zoo.

00:21:06.480 Yeah.

00:21:06.720 You get whatever animal's at the zoo.

00:21:08.420 You and a group of your friends, they spear it.

00:21:10.820 You don't even have a gun.

00:21:12.000 So enjoy rucking the corpse of that zoo animal out and cooking it for the next month.

00:21:18.060 Some good stuff, though.

00:21:19.320 Could be interesting.

00:21:20.060 Could be zebra.

00:21:20.900 Yeah.

00:21:21.680 All right.

00:21:22.280 Bud Light's trying to slink back in.

00:21:24.040 Yeah.

00:21:24.460 Bud Light, which, you know, I don't know.

00:21:26.420 I'm kind of, I might be switching, not switching my position, but I can feel for Bud Light.

00:21:31.740 Basically, Bud Light signed a partnership with UFC to be their sponsor starting, I think,

00:21:36.860 in 2024 as they try to fight off the Dylan Mulvaney backlash.

00:21:42.160 So it's like a $100 million deal.

00:21:43.800 Oh, we don't know.

00:21:44.880 It's over $100 million.

00:21:45.780 Over $100 million deal.

00:21:47.900 And basically, the way I see it is Bud Light got canceled.

00:21:52.240 How do you fix that?

00:21:53.360 You pay huge money to a company that has your same audience, basically, but then that audience

00:21:59.120 won't cancel the company for the association.

00:22:01.240 Yeah.

00:22:01.740 So UFC has the same audience as Bud Light.

00:22:05.200 People aren't going to cancel UFC.

00:22:07.180 And there's going to be like a media parlay here.

00:22:09.000 Like in this article, it says UFC faces boycott calls after announcing they team up with Bud

00:22:13.800 Light.

00:22:14.340 Yeah.

00:22:14.460 That's not even true.

00:22:15.560 I'm not even close to boycotting UFC.

00:22:16.980 I haven't heard one boycott of Bud Light, but they're going to say that now.

00:22:21.140 Of UFC.

00:22:21.800 Of UFC.

00:22:22.100 But they're going to say that now.

00:22:23.820 So when UFC has the best numbers ever, they're going to go, oh, Bud Light's back.

00:22:28.620 UFC didn't get canceled.

00:22:29.900 They weren't able to cancel him.

00:22:31.000 So that's kind of how they're using it to slink back.

00:22:33.900 Bud Light employs tens of thousands of people.

00:22:36.240 65,000 Americans.

00:22:37.720 65,000 people.

00:22:38.920 Tons of veterans.

00:22:40.060 They pay a ton of money to farmers for all the ingredients.

00:22:43.000 And this is Dana White's argument that he's kind of making to justify this.

00:22:46.800 He goes, they spend over $700 million a year with U.S. farmers buying their crops for their

00:22:51.400 product.

00:22:51.840 And there's many other reasons I did this, White told Sean Hannity.

00:22:56.220 So I'm, this is not me saying this is why I like Bud Light.

00:22:59.700 I'm saying this is why Bud Light's an American company who made a mistake.

00:23:02.460 What they should have done when the Dylan Mulvaney thing came out was say, hey, that campaign

00:23:07.400 wasn't approved.

00:23:08.360 The people who did the campaign are fired.

00:23:11.640 Here's $10 million to veterans.

00:23:14.240 They still haven't appropriately apologized for their twink mania.

00:23:18.920 Not military induced this time, but they fell into a marketing woman, girl boss induced twink

00:23:25.640 mania.

00:23:26.220 Exactly.

00:23:26.640 And they didn't make the correction because they didn't want to offend literally Dylan

00:23:32.060 Mulvaney.

00:23:32.700 Yeah.

00:23:33.240 And exactly.

00:23:34.760 And so, dude, you hear these numbers, 65,000 employees, $700 million to U.S. farmers.

00:23:42.820 You should do the right thing, Bud Light.

00:23:44.960 And you should have done it sooner.

00:23:46.380 Yeah.

00:23:46.700 But you know, I'm a little more sympathetic now.

00:23:49.740 It's like we've, you've, you've paid your dues or almost, I'll never, I'm never drinking

00:23:53.760 a Bud Light again until they do something crazy, 50K direct deposit to my account type

00:23:58.440 shit.

00:23:58.860 Yeah, me too.

00:23:59.580 So.

00:24:00.180 Or all proceeds go to veteran.

00:24:02.380 So Bud Light, Bud Light, if you're listening, sponsor this podcast.

00:24:05.840 You're going to get ridiculously upcharged.

00:24:08.340 We're going to take heat from the fans anyway.

00:24:10.760 And we're barely going to vouch for you.

00:24:12.720 We'll barely.

00:24:13.760 We'll drink Bud Light.

00:24:15.240 Yeah.

00:24:15.440 We'll say it.

00:24:15.940 Bud Light's great.

00:24:16.620 Bud Light's great.

00:24:17.440 You got that wonky eye.

00:24:19.140 Bud Light.

00:24:19.620 I love Bud Light.

00:24:20.500 But so, you know, I'm, I'm a little more sympathetic with this Dana White shit, but like you guys

00:24:25.420 really need to do the right thing and you still haven't even come close.

00:24:28.800 Yeah.

00:24:29.460 You need to make an example of that woman.

00:24:31.960 Remember the woman said, we're trying to get into a new audience, like the LGBTs.

00:24:35.300 Yeah.

00:24:35.640 Inclusivity.

00:24:36.340 Away from fratty.

00:24:37.300 And we're trying to get away from the frattiness of the beer.

00:24:39.760 Like that was the stupidest thing anyone could say.

00:24:41.560 You're fired for that.

00:24:42.440 Hey everyone, that lady's fired.

00:24:44.120 Dylan Mulvaney, that shit is canceled.

00:24:45.900 Those beer cans were destroyed.

00:24:47.560 Yeah.

00:24:47.920 Like you got to kind of come out and really be offensive and they didn't do that.

00:24:51.380 And look what happened.

00:24:52.360 Yeah.

00:24:52.600 TJ Maxx is actually trying to avoid a similar fate.

00:24:55.700 They had some weird books for sale that were borderline like weird consent books.

00:25:01.300 It was called Yes, No, A Guide to Your Child's Conversation, First Conversation About Consent.

00:25:06.780 And it's like, don't touch me, strangers.

00:25:08.860 That's basically the first conversation.

00:25:10.300 Here's your no-no zone.

00:25:11.700 But there was like a corporate email that went out that was like, delete, get rid of all

00:25:14.700 these books, destroy them, off the shelves.

00:25:16.780 We don't want to get canceled.

00:25:17.560 Find, remove, and destroy these books.

00:25:20.540 So companies are on the offensive for social justice products targeted at kids.

00:25:25.820 They don't want a fucking backlash.

00:25:27.400 They don't want the fight.

00:25:28.580 They don't want these hands.

00:25:29.920 You know?

00:25:30.700 And that's smart.

00:25:31.240 I actually like TJ Maxx.

00:25:33.140 Me too.

00:25:33.640 Especially if they're taking that approach where they're trying to like get it off the

00:25:36.280 shelves ASAP.

00:25:37.060 They didn't kind of realize the mess up they did.

00:25:39.220 Yeah.

00:25:39.480 Some rogue woman procurement buyer got these books and they go, what the fuck?

00:25:45.420 And please search and destroy.

00:25:48.400 They're taking the loss on whatever they paid for them and getting them into dumpsters near

00:25:52.320 you.

00:25:52.840 Exactly.

00:25:53.440 So that's way better.

00:25:54.660 TJ Maxx greater than Target.

00:25:56.840 All right.

00:25:57.080 Moving on.

00:25:57.680 Use this opportunity to tickle this post.

00:25:59.780 Help us juice the algo.

00:26:00.860 Go like the video, leave a comment, leave a comment again, and then leave a comment about

00:26:05.160 whatever you want to actually talk about.

00:26:06.700 Yeah.

00:26:07.120 You got to put in your dues.

00:26:08.300 Two comments first and then get to your point.

00:26:10.280 Yeah.

00:26:11.900 And then make sure notifications are on as well.

00:26:15.020 And share this with a friend.

00:26:16.580 Watch out multiple devices.

00:26:17.720 All that good stuff.

00:26:18.680 Yeah.

00:26:18.860 All right.

00:26:19.180 It's snowplow naming season.

00:26:21.660 We're going to go quick through this last page.

00:26:23.060 I'm giving it up.

00:26:23.780 I'm done with these namings.

00:26:25.140 We need one name to hit.

00:26:26.800 I think we can do it.

00:26:27.720 We have a Kansas City snowplow and a Nebraska snowplow naming contest.

00:26:33.040 It's linked in the description.

00:26:34.660 Snarf, snarf, the snowplow.

00:26:36.460 Snarf, snarf, snowplow?

00:26:37.640 Yeah.

00:26:38.420 Sure.

00:26:38.840 That sounds pretty good.

00:26:39.280 Snarf, snarf.

00:26:40.000 Yeah.

00:26:40.460 And let's get one.

00:26:41.580 Yeah.

00:26:41.740 And then when we do, it'll be written on the side of the thing.

00:26:44.240 We'll get a picture of it.

00:26:45.040 We'll put it on the wall, and we'll never name anything again.

00:26:47.360 Yeah.

00:26:47.800 All right.

00:26:48.120 We have some-

00:26:48.520 I'm ready to be done with this chapter.

00:26:49.860 Yeah, me too.

00:26:50.160 Because we cannot take a-

00:26:51.880 We can't get a dub.

00:26:53.100 Yeah.

00:26:53.520 And we're going to go quick through this next part.

00:26:55.080 It is Friday, so we have Doppels and Shoutouts.

00:26:58.000 Okay.

00:26:58.360 What are we doing first?

00:26:59.200 Let's go Doppels first.

00:26:59.880 It's only Ratboy Doppels this week.

00:27:01.320 Okay.

00:27:01.800 This YouTuber, John Hammond.

00:27:03.220 That's you.

00:27:03.800 You're John Hammond.

00:27:04.700 Yeah.

00:27:05.000 That's a me type, for sure.

00:27:06.560 John Hammond's a different guy, too.

00:27:08.340 Nice thumbnails.

00:27:09.100 Oh, that's John Hamm.

00:27:10.300 That's John Hamm.

00:27:11.300 Yeah.

00:27:11.700 So, John Hammond, that's you.

00:27:13.200 Free cybersecurity education and ethical hacking.

00:27:15.480 Thank you, John Hammond.

00:27:16.380 Thank you, John.

00:27:16.940 If I see you out there, you know.

00:27:18.880 Yep.

00:27:19.280 If I ever need a new co-host.

00:27:21.500 Here's my RRB type working on cars.

00:27:23.960 There he is.

00:27:27.700 All right.

00:27:29.640 My guy?

00:27:30.360 You guys, you working on some cars.

00:27:31.780 Working on some cars with a long beard?

00:27:33.280 All right.

00:27:33.680 Guess I shouldn't grow out a long beard based on this doppelganger.

00:27:36.260 Good to know.

00:27:36.960 And then here's where it gets dark.

00:27:38.920 Yeah.

00:27:39.560 Trans RRB.

00:27:40.940 That really is the closest to you.

00:27:42.880 Yeah.

00:27:43.080 That hurts.

00:27:43.900 So, not good.

00:27:45.100 Well, you know, I'm versatile.

00:27:46.360 I can go, I can be in the box with Taylor Swift.

00:27:48.800 I can work on cars.

00:27:49.820 I can do ethical hacking.

00:27:50.860 And I can be a twink if I really wanted to.

00:27:52.840 So, all doors are open to me.

00:27:55.980 That's a great opportunity.

00:27:58.180 Yeah.

00:27:58.620 All right.

00:27:59.060 We have some shout outs.

00:28:00.180 We have a person who named their baby Snarf Snarf.

00:28:03.640 Yeah.

00:28:04.020 That's a good one.

00:28:04.800 That's a real name.

00:28:05.520 He wrote it on the piece of paper.

00:28:06.660 So, that means it's really on the birth certificate as well.

00:28:09.120 And we got the show playing in the background.

00:28:10.700 Lovely.

00:28:11.020 We also have this baby watching the show.

00:28:12.680 Doing a full 180 turnaround to watch the action.

00:28:15.560 Thank you, baby.

00:28:16.200 And that proves our theory that babies are highly engaged with the show for an unknown reason.

00:28:21.700 Yeah.

00:28:22.240 They hear it and they kind of, they go.

00:28:24.580 Yep.

00:28:24.760 And then we have DRT Arts made us some cool show art.

00:28:28.200 Thank you.

00:28:29.300 That's the Hamas Israel version of us.

00:28:31.820 Yeah, looking pretty Jewish, I'd say, here.

00:28:33.540 Or something.

00:28:34.100 I mean, I look like a Muslim guy.

00:28:36.020 Yeah, you're a Middle Eastern type.

00:28:37.260 You could easily be Bosnia Herzegovina type of motherfucker.

00:28:41.440 All right.

00:28:41.880 That's good.

00:28:42.520 We have some birthdays, too.

00:28:43.880 We're going to go quick through this.

00:28:45.280 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:28:45.920 Are we doing the Snarf Snarf?

00:28:47.280 What's the Snarf Snarf?

00:28:48.340 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:28:49.620 So there was a Snarf Snarf update.

00:28:52.520 Arjam Savitsky.

00:28:54.400 Yeah.

00:28:55.000 This guy, basically a low-level or lesser-known Estonian singer and audio technician, somebody

00:29:02.060 saw his Wikipedia was undefended and decided to make a Snarf Snarf edit.

00:29:07.140 So they typed, in 2014, he was hired by Snarf Snarf O'Banion as his private audio technician

00:29:11.800 for SSOB's upcoming album, Dubious Snarfs.

00:29:15.260 This album is not set to release until the end of 2023 and is said to contain 200 songs

00:29:20.420 that have been previously written by Snarf Snarf O'Banion in prison.

00:29:24.040 Snarf Snarf was released from prison in 2013 and will be reappearing on social media by the

00:29:27.840 end of 2024.

00:29:29.020 So that's good lore.

00:29:30.320 You deserve the shout-out if you do something out in the wild like that.

00:29:33.860 So thank you.

00:29:34.300 That's good stuff.

00:29:35.060 We have some birthday shout-outs.

00:29:36.180 We're going to go fast because people are getting tired of the shout-outs.

00:29:38.740 I agree.

00:29:39.840 Me too.

00:29:40.280 Well, we're reaching a critical mass, right, where people understood that we started doing

00:29:44.940 birthday shout-outs and then now I get way more DMs asking for birthday shout-outs.

00:29:49.620 Hey, everyone's got a birthday and everyone's got a birthday every year.

00:29:53.580 So it's going to be hard.

00:29:55.140 We can't really do it almost anymore.

00:29:56.900 If you're a bonus lander, you get way more priority on shout-outs.

00:30:01.020 Yeah, pretty much.

00:30:01.720 I'll tell you that.

00:30:02.360 So if you have shout-outs, send me a screenshot of bonus land subscription on Fleckistalks.com

00:30:06.500 and you will get very much prioritized to the front because right now we have so many

00:30:11.180 that I'm missing them and I feel bad.

00:30:13.320 And Instagram DMs is the best place to send them or Austin at Fleckistalks.com or Fleckistalks.com.

00:30:21.040 All right, Lee, 63rd birthday, was on the 24th.

00:30:23.400 Happy birthday to Lee.

00:30:24.940 Mickey from Bonus Land, his birthday's on Sunday.

00:30:27.500 Happy birthday, Mickey.

00:30:28.920 Ty Fallon just turned 24.

00:30:30.920 Nick Higgins' amazing wife, her birthday is next week.

00:30:33.840 James Spider-Webb, his birthday's on the 29th.

00:30:38.100 Bo, his 40th birthday was this week.

00:30:40.580 Shay, happy birthday to you.

00:30:41.940 Adam, his birthday was yesterday out of Northwest Ohio.

00:30:45.600 Happy birthday, Adam.

00:30:47.080 Chelsea, her birthday is today.

00:30:48.800 Thank you, Zane, for letting me know.

00:30:50.600 And Seth Ferreri and his wife, their anniversary is coming up and they are Bonus Land watchers.

00:30:55.820 They watch every show and they watch multiple devices.

00:30:58.160 So thank you to you guys.

00:30:59.340 We got a letter from a lovely old couple.

00:31:01.940 Who watches the show?

00:31:02.700 Who watches the show.

00:31:03.460 Sent to the P.O. box.

00:31:04.580 Sent to the P.O. box.

00:31:05.620 We're so happy to have young, sensible guys have a show.

00:31:08.520 We love watching it.

00:31:09.320 And they're like, for housekeeping, please stop doing doppelgangers and shout outs.

00:31:14.660 Just do the housekeeping.

00:31:16.180 And then they gave us 20 bucks.

00:31:17.340 So we might take your advice.

00:31:18.980 That might be the last one.

00:31:19.840 Unless people start doing in Bonus Land.

00:31:21.700 They gave us 20 bucks?

00:31:22.720 They gave us 20 bucks in cash.

00:31:24.220 Really?

00:31:24.880 I didn't see that.

00:31:26.000 Yeah.

00:31:26.780 Where's that at now?

00:31:29.240 It's gone.

00:31:30.000 All right.

00:31:31.460 Moving on.

00:31:32.280 Last part of housekeeping.

00:31:33.480 Sandwich of Fall suggestions.

00:31:34.980 We got some new suggestions for Sandwich of Fall.

00:31:37.260 We got the meatball sub.

00:31:38.820 That actually looks good.

00:31:40.300 That's a dark horse.

00:31:40.960 That came out of nowhere.

00:31:42.020 That could be it.

00:31:43.040 On garlic.

00:31:44.140 On garlic bread.

00:31:45.140 Go ahead.

00:31:45.520 Keep going.

00:31:46.080 And then we got this open-faced hot beef sandwich.

00:31:49.340 Country bread, mashed potatoes, roast beef, smothered in gravy.

00:31:52.960 That's not bad.

00:31:54.240 The croque monsieur.

00:31:55.400 Yep.

00:31:56.100 Another one.

00:31:57.060 And then.

00:31:57.720 Monte Cristo.

00:31:58.820 That's it.

00:31:59.440 And there's the sandwich police.

00:32:01.260 Yeah.

00:32:01.620 So, hey.

00:32:02.640 We're getting close.

00:32:03.960 Keep sending your suggestions.

00:32:05.460 And we're going to pick the Sandwich of Fall next week.

00:32:07.680 Well, final decision next week.

00:32:09.500 I know we keep putting it off.

00:32:11.220 Final decision next week.

00:32:12.320 All right.

00:32:12.900 Get your suggestions in.

00:32:14.220 Also, like we mentioned before, make sure you guys send us stuff to the P.O. Box.

00:32:17.100 If you want to send us stuff, letters, gifts, make sure you send two.

00:32:20.180 So me and Richard Repway can both have one.

00:32:21.500 Shout out to Chase Aldridge for sending us those silver coins, the Trump silver coins.

00:32:26.780 Those are funny.

00:32:27.380 We're getting buoy on silver.

00:32:30.100 So that's great.

00:32:31.400 And that's the end of housekeeping.

00:32:32.820 We're moving on to cringe of the week.

00:32:33.960 But before we get there, make sure you guys are joining Fleckistalks.com for bonus land.

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00:32:47.300 If you're on the fence, please do it.

00:32:49.280 My dad made a good point.

00:32:50.380 He was talking to me about bonus land.

00:32:51.800 He said, people spend so much money on coffee or pizza or whatever for five, basically $5 a month.

00:32:59.440 Yeah, basically.

00:33:00.200 For basically $5 a month, you're hanging out with us for four hours a month.

00:33:04.080 Extra.

00:33:04.840 It's an easy decision.

00:33:05.880 It's like, would you guys meet us for coffee for four hours and pay more than $5?

00:33:10.320 Yeah.

00:33:11.000 Some of you.

00:33:11.580 Some of you might.

00:33:12.660 So maybe start doing that.

00:33:14.360 Fleckistalks.com is a website.

00:33:15.720 Please join.

00:33:16.720 It's linked in the description.

00:33:17.740 All right.

00:33:18.020 Cringe of the Week.

00:33:18.520 All right.

00:33:22.780 Let's go.

00:33:23.160 First clip.

00:33:23.740 That sewage pipe blowout.

00:33:26.360 Yeah.

00:33:26.720 I guess this is something to be on the lookout for.

00:33:28.960 Yeah.

00:33:30.140 This was in Russia.

00:33:31.260 So you can tell it's going to happen because the guy sitting by the computer, he touches

00:33:35.660 the back of his head, and that's his future self trying to warn him, like, hey, something's

00:33:40.700 about to hit here.

00:33:42.720 Okay.

00:33:43.380 Good skitzo.

00:33:45.220 And turns out he was right because here comes the broken sewage pipe.

00:33:50.440 Boom.

00:33:51.040 Raw, unfiltered sewage all over you, right on the bench.

00:33:55.540 Dark.

00:33:56.420 Enjoy it.

00:33:57.260 Yeah.

00:33:57.540 So I guess something to look out for.

00:33:59.740 That can always happen to anyone.

00:34:01.500 And if you feel yourself going like this, like, hmm, what's up with that?

00:34:04.920 Or like, my leg, something's up.

00:34:07.380 Someone might fall on the back of your knee or something.

00:34:09.600 Like, you gotta let your future self talk to you and warn you about things.

00:34:12.880 You gotta be open to those signals that your future self is trying to give.

00:34:16.000 I agree with that, actually.

00:34:17.240 Normally, I have to balance you out, but I agree with that.

00:34:20.040 That's that movie, too, with McConaughey, where he's like, no, don't go.

00:34:23.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:34:24.740 And you kind of hear it faintly.

00:34:26.180 And you're like, what is that?

00:34:27.120 Interstellar, right?

00:34:28.080 Interstellar.

00:34:28.560 Yeah.

00:34:29.280 I'm not making this stuff up.

00:34:31.060 And you hear that muffled, no, don't go.

00:34:32.960 No, don't go.

00:34:34.800 Yeah.

00:34:35.240 So, all right, let's move on.

00:34:36.240 Dove's got some new pigs.

00:34:37.860 Yeah.

00:34:38.340 Dove actually has a whole lineup of pigs.

00:34:40.180 You want to play pig number one commander first?

00:34:42.220 Yeah.

00:34:42.680 Dove's got a whole stable of these pigs.

00:34:44.340 I'm partnering with Dove to talk about underarm stigma.

00:34:47.940 Even though I haven't shaved my armpits in 10 years, I sometimes still get self-conscious

00:34:52.240 showing my underarms.

00:34:53.740 When I'm feeling the urge to shrink myself and hide parts of my body, I stretch my arms

00:34:58.180 out wide and remind myself to be free in my body.

00:35:01.300 Dove is reminding us all to stretch our arms out and live life to the fullest with their

00:35:05.280 latest Subway campaign.

00:35:06.680 Did you know that 50% of people say that they've judged themselves because of their underarms?

00:35:11.380 Next time you catch those thoughts creeping in, just stretch out your arms and remember

00:35:15.160 that underarm stigmas are just that, stigmas, and not a reflection of who you are.

00:35:20.400 Comment below if you've ever felt any shame or stigma over your underarms.

00:35:25.160 So, she lifts her arms up and then the fat rolls cover the underarm hair.

00:35:28.940 You can't even see it.

00:35:29.960 Dove didn't even pick a good person.

00:35:31.680 They needed to, like, screen her.

00:35:33.720 Say, like, oh, can you show your underarms in the social media clip we're paying you $3,000

00:35:37.460 to do?

00:35:38.380 Oh, no, you can't?

00:35:39.420 Your fat folds won't even show it?

00:35:40.740 Grab your fat fold, hold it, and then apply the deodorant.

00:35:44.140 The 350-pound woman is self-conscious about her armpits.

00:35:48.500 That's where we're at in life, guys.

00:35:50.020 She completely overlooks the 350-pound and morbid obesity, pre-diabetes, and she goes,

00:35:55.380 hmm, my armpits might be a stigma.

00:35:57.820 My urge to shrink myself.

00:35:59.400 Yeah.

00:36:00.240 You don't have...

00:36:01.200 The urge is not strong.

00:36:02.400 It's not that much of an urge.

00:36:03.760 It's not a main driving force for you.

00:36:06.400 I get an urge to shrink myself.

00:36:08.020 I'll start working out more and doing, like, deadlifts and stuff.

00:36:10.740 Yeah.

00:36:11.180 This urge to shrink yourself is a little different.

00:36:12.980 And then also the engagement based on the victimhood at the end, where it's like, if

00:36:16.020 you ever felt insecure about something, comment below.

00:36:19.060 And you get all the pigs churning in the comments.

00:36:21.820 Oh, yeah.

00:36:22.100 What do you want me to buy, Dove?

00:36:23.340 What am I supposed to buy?

00:36:24.440 And then if you look at Dove's website, the Bud Light marketing lady must work there now,

00:36:29.820 because she's got a whole stable of pigs.

00:36:32.960 Yeah.

00:36:33.640 This black woman who wrongly accused some white girl, I think, at the University of Virginia

00:36:38.240 of a racist comment and basically ruined her life and made her have to defend herself in

00:36:42.660 the university and maybe gets expelled.

00:36:44.620 They got that pig.

00:36:46.160 And they got all these non-binary types, weird ethnic types.

00:36:50.720 So I guess if you're a fat fuck, Dove might break you off a couple of Gs.

00:36:55.980 Yeah.

00:36:56.660 Makes me want to teach Dove a lesson.

00:36:58.460 Makes me want to teach Dove a lesson, too.

00:37:00.060 But, you know, I don't even know what they're trying to sell.

00:37:02.240 Over at their headquarters.

00:37:04.520 I'm just kidding.

00:37:05.440 I'm just kidding.

00:37:06.680 That's a joke.

00:37:07.560 That's a joke.

00:37:08.260 Clear joke.

00:37:09.060 All right.

00:37:09.540 Let's move on.

00:37:10.420 Physical therapy, Muppet?

00:37:11.860 Yeah.

00:37:12.240 Well, she's next on the Dove lineup.

00:37:14.040 Yeah, she's a Dove type.

00:37:15.720 Y'all, I'm tired.

00:37:18.240 Seven in the morning at the physical therapy office, misgendered by someone who I've told

00:37:25.360 my pronouns to.

00:37:26.500 And I said, just to let you know, my pronouns are they, them.

00:37:29.140 And they went, oh, yeah, that's right.

00:37:32.720 Yeah, that's right.

00:37:36.240 And then I had to explain.

00:37:37.900 Um, too many times to my physical therapist that I didn't want to do an exercise where

00:37:48.200 I had to crunch my face into my boobs because that gave me, gives me gender dysphoria.

00:37:56.700 Yeah.

00:37:57.620 7 a.m.

00:37:58.800 So early.

00:37:59.900 God, it's such a hard day.

00:38:01.160 Think about it from the other guy's perspective, the perspective of the physical therapist.

00:38:04.620 7 a.m.

00:38:05.660 First patient of the day.

00:38:06.960 This pig comes in.

00:38:08.820 I told her what to do and she didn't want to do it because her boobs reminded her she's

00:38:13.320 a girl.

00:38:13.940 I don't fucking know, man.

00:38:15.200 She said, I'm they, them.

00:38:16.320 I remember she told me once briefly before, but you know how it is.

00:38:19.180 It's 7 in the morning.

00:38:20.200 I can't fucking, I didn't even have my coffee yet.

00:38:22.420 Yeah.

00:38:22.960 It's like physical therapy is like you're there to fix a physical problem.

00:38:26.480 Like you have something that needs attention.

00:38:28.340 A clear ailment that needs, physical therapy is expensive.

00:38:32.140 You have a major injury if you're going there, right?

00:38:34.900 Yeah.

00:38:35.320 And it's like, here's the exercises to fix your ailment.

00:38:38.220 And they go, I'm not doing that because.

00:38:39.940 My fee fees.

00:38:40.920 In here, I think I'm something different.

00:38:43.740 It's like, all right.

00:38:44.300 Yeah.

00:38:44.620 Well, you're not, insurance isn't going to be happy about this.

00:38:47.480 Yeah.

00:38:47.580 My fat they, them feelings are going to be hurt if I do this.

00:38:50.340 Well, your back's going to hurt if you don't do the sit-ups.

00:38:53.120 Yeah.

00:38:53.460 But the dumb mental shit that they have on the totem pole.

00:38:56.800 Supersedes it.

00:38:57.280 Supersedes physical.

00:38:58.340 Yeah.

00:38:59.060 Of course.

00:38:59.580 That's the hierarchy.

00:39:00.180 It's like, uh, it's, it's a reverse pyramid or something.

00:39:04.300 Yeah.

00:39:04.780 All right.

00:39:05.060 Let's move on to the girl who doesn't want to work her nine to five.

00:39:09.620 I know I'm probably just being so dramatic and annoying, but this is my first job, like

00:39:14.160 my first nine to five job after college.

00:39:16.200 And I'm in person and I'm commuting in the city and it takes me fucking forever to get

00:39:21.180 there.

00:39:21.780 There's no way I'm going to be able to afford living in the city right now.

00:39:24.780 So that's off the table.

00:39:25.940 Like fucking duh, if I was able to walk to work and it would, it'd be fine, but I'm

00:39:29.900 not.

00:39:30.320 So it literally takes me, like I leave here, like I get on the train at seven 30 and I don't

00:39:34.140 get home till like six 15 earliest.

00:39:36.700 And then like, I don't have time to do anything.

00:39:39.360 I don't, I want to shower, eat my dinner and go to sleep.

00:39:42.700 I don't have time or energy to cook my dinner either.

00:39:45.340 Like I don't have energy to work out.

00:39:47.320 Like that's out the window.

00:39:48.660 Like I'm so upset.

00:39:51.340 Oh my God.

00:39:52.500 Nothing to do with my job at all.

00:39:53.920 But just like the nine to five schedule in general is crazy being in the office nine

00:39:58.780 to five.

00:39:59.120 Like if it was remote, you get off at five and you're home and everything's fine.

00:40:02.620 But like, I'm not home.

00:40:03.800 It takes me long to get home.

00:40:06.000 And like, like people that drive to the office, like it doesn't, you don't get off at five

00:40:10.720 and I know it could be worse.

00:40:12.260 I know I could be working longer, but like I literally get off.

00:40:15.220 It's pitch black.

00:40:15.900 Like I don't have energy.

00:40:17.440 How do you have friends?

00:40:18.440 Like, how do you have time to like meet?

00:40:20.860 I think she's got long COVID.

00:40:22.920 Yeah.

00:40:24.120 Easy excuse to get out of it.

00:40:25.840 And she's like kind of complaining.

00:40:27.040 It's like, oh, college didn't prepare you for the real world.

00:40:29.340 You know how to make synchronized outfits with your friends for game day tailgates.

00:40:33.440 Is the real, that's not what the real world is.

00:40:35.220 You know how to do a ski shot where all four of your friends go and they do a shot at the

00:40:38.780 same time with a ski.

00:40:39.720 Is that not helping you at work?

00:40:41.000 That's not real life.

00:40:42.020 Ah, shit.

00:40:42.960 And I mean, jokes aside, this video went super viral, right?

00:40:46.120 And I agree with her.

00:40:47.560 Yeah.

00:40:47.720 Sometimes you're not built to be a nine to five with a shitty commute.

00:40:50.700 That sucks.

00:40:51.780 That's the grind.

00:40:52.500 That's the grind.

00:40:53.420 And you should be doing everything you can to not do that.

00:40:56.040 And you should be trying to do, to have a boyfriend and create a family and do motherhood

00:41:00.880 because that way a hundred percent of your work efforts go right back into your family.

00:41:05.280 And it's a great, nice circle.

00:41:07.040 Yeah.

00:41:07.160 You make the house look cute.

00:41:08.660 You learn how to do recipes.

00:41:10.140 You work out.

00:41:10.960 That's actually the college skills she learned are actually like that.

00:41:13.640 Little recipes, little outfits, little decorations.

00:41:16.080 Well, she seems to be more of like the order things on Amazon and Uber Eats type.

00:41:21.400 Hey, that's everybody these days, to be honest.

00:41:23.260 But it's like, if you, hey, if you can make yourself, well, it's almost like not too late

00:41:26.520 for her.

00:41:27.120 But so you want to be a housewife.

00:41:28.640 It's like you have to have like, you have to be high integrity.

00:41:31.060 Yeah.

00:41:31.260 And then be someone that someone wants to marry who's going to be like, all right, I'll marry

00:41:35.860 you.

00:41:36.280 You're so great that I'm willing to let you stay at home and you don't have to work and

00:41:39.820 I'll handle everything and my life will be tough.

00:41:42.340 I'll do the commute.

00:41:43.560 You stay here with everyone else, the kids, and you keep the house cute.

00:41:46.820 Yeah.

00:41:47.640 It's a little bit, there's a lane there, but you have to have that integrity because if

00:41:52.260 you don't, then you're just some stupid girl and why would anyone give you that?

00:41:55.020 Yeah.

00:41:55.480 You don't deserve it.

00:41:56.240 No, but I mean, broadly speaking, a lot of people were looking to bully and dunk on this girl and

00:42:00.740 it's like, yeah, sure.

00:42:01.740 It's a wake up call.

00:42:02.660 Life's hard.

00:42:03.400 You know, people are getting smoked.

00:42:05.580 You know, maybe you should say, let's not import a 3 million third worlders.

00:42:10.120 Let's kind of keep wages high.

00:42:12.300 Let's keep rents in these cities that you want to work in low, you know, maybe don't

00:42:17.240 subsidize asylum seekers who are going to be competing for the same apartments you want

00:42:21.840 that are walking distance from your job and will assault you on the train.

00:42:26.040 So, you know, I mean, I'd be, I'm way more sympathetic to someone who has some right wing

00:42:30.380 values and doesn't want to see inflation continue to soar and all that.

00:42:35.300 So, but it's a tough situation.

00:42:37.140 Nobody wants to fucking leave their house when it's dark and come back when it's dark.

00:42:40.400 That's life in the big city.

00:42:42.460 So I get it.

00:42:44.320 I just hope.

00:42:45.160 And I mean, this is why we always preach.

00:42:47.140 Like if you are working a nine to five guy or girl, you need to have some sort of other

00:42:53.380 hobby, side hustle thing you're working towards, you know, being independent is the ultimate

00:42:58.720 goal.

00:42:59.140 You don't want to be on the teat, the corporate teat for a while, unless you're a rising star.

00:43:03.720 You know what I mean?

00:43:04.780 Working that middling corporate job for a really long time is not the way to gain wealth or

00:43:09.720 happiness.

00:43:10.480 It's a means to an end, right?

00:43:12.180 Yeah.

00:43:12.400 So, I mean, Hey, head on a swivel and good on her for realizing she's not happy in her

00:43:17.660 situation and going to, you got to make a change, right?

00:43:21.460 Long term.

00:43:22.300 And that is the generation of like instant gratification.

00:43:24.820 And they see their friends like going to Belize or a beaver.

00:43:29.500 Yeah.

00:43:29.980 You have jobs in a beaver again.

00:43:31.600 Oh, now he's in Barcelona.

00:43:33.560 And they, and they're all their friends have like work at home jobs and they don't, they

00:43:37.220 get jealous.

00:43:37.740 And then like anything that they're doing that is challenging is because like the system

00:43:41.680 needs to change.

00:43:42.400 It's kind of that.

00:43:43.220 And people are just lazy.

00:43:44.320 Like look at this next clip of this IHOP worker.

00:43:46.920 This lady's sleeping on the job.

00:43:49.160 All we were trying to do was eat breakfast.

00:43:54.600 Just falling asleep at the, on her job.

00:43:57.360 Yeah.

00:43:57.780 I don't think it's cause she's tired.

00:43:59.760 I'm just kidding.

00:44:00.800 I know.

00:44:01.260 She's on drugs.

00:44:02.260 I thought you were going to say, I thought, I thought you were going to say this is a hard

00:44:04.860 worker.

00:44:05.340 Now this is someone who grinds.

00:44:06.700 Look at how, look at how late she stays at the table.

00:44:09.160 Even when the order's not done, she's there waiting.

00:44:13.080 Imagine like the waking up and realizing like, did I write what just, they just said down.

00:44:17.480 That's gotta be a tough.

00:44:18.300 And you wake up like, how long is I asleep for?

00:44:19.880 This happens to the dealers in those online card rooms who deal like in like Lithuania or

00:44:25.740 like some weird country.

00:44:27.020 And it's like six in the morning there and they're dealing cards and then you wait for

00:44:30.040 their, while they wait for your decision, they're kind of just like, yeah, yeah, next card.

00:44:34.080 But like, you don't know how much time you were kind of asleep.

00:44:37.540 How do you know about that?

00:44:38.480 Are you playing online blackjack?

00:44:39.820 No.

00:44:40.360 Every night?

00:44:40.780 I saw a video.

00:44:42.320 I saw a TikTok.

00:44:44.140 All right, let's move on.

00:44:44.920 Last piece of cringe.

00:44:46.060 The woman who says black people invented everything.

00:44:48.760 Really quick before we get there, this woman has a tattoo that we need to show.

00:44:52.880 Okay.

00:44:53.640 She got a Mercedes tattooed to her chest.

00:44:56.140 In her defense, her name might be Mercedes.

00:44:58.420 Oh, okay.

00:44:59.000 Then it would be more, basically, she's got a C-class Mercedes tattooed to her chest.

00:45:03.380 Lovely.

00:45:04.260 Lovely.

00:45:05.100 All right, let's listen and learn.

00:45:06.980 Everyone be quiet.

00:45:07.740 A black woman speaking.

00:45:08.680 Shh.

00:45:09.380 Shh.

00:45:10.520 Everyone shut the fuck up.

00:45:12.480 Might come with the best intentions.

00:45:14.120 They also get caught in the trap.

00:45:16.260 So the brain drain, Africa really needs the brains.

00:45:19.860 We are the most intelligent race on the face of the planet.

00:45:22.400 We invented almost everything that made this society and every society on the face of the planet human.

00:45:31.220 And when I mean human, I mean as in toilets, sanitary, everything comes from Africa.

00:45:37.520 The chair, the traffic light, the car, the computer.

00:45:41.560 What is it we haven't created?

00:45:43.360 But our brains are going across.

00:45:44.960 There were more, I think, doctors from Nigeria.

00:45:48.520 Yes, we get the point.

00:45:49.960 Yeah.

00:45:50.480 So I think that's what's going on in Europe right now.

00:45:52.400 It's the African brain drain where they're grabbing all of those migrants from Europe, I mean from Africa.

00:45:58.900 Yeah.

00:45:59.580 Who cross on the boat.

00:46:00.600 They cross the Mediterranean on boats.

00:46:02.320 And then those are the doctors and those are the people who build Europe up.

00:46:05.320 Yeah.

00:46:05.840 And that's why Europe had anything good to show for it was because of all those migrants that came from Africa.

00:46:11.660 It's a brain drain.

00:46:12.740 Duh.

00:46:13.040 The computer.

00:46:13.780 They invented the computer.

00:46:14.860 The most intelligent race.

00:46:16.100 Not intelligent enough to look up the stats on that.

00:46:19.200 And you know what?

00:46:20.040 It's so funny because it's like even at, oh, the Africa brain drain.

00:46:24.060 It's like nowhere in Africa is that great.

00:46:26.540 And every single good city in Africa has European influences and like built buildings like to European and American specs, you know?

00:46:35.300 Yeah.

00:46:35.820 So it's just like the proof could be hitting you right in the face and the delusion.

00:46:40.220 I wish to be as delusional as this woman one day.

00:46:42.700 I think she's probably on Twitter and she follows one account and it's Tariq Nasheed.

00:46:46.620 You know?

00:46:47.620 So she's in a little bit of, it's like worse than an echo chamber.

00:46:50.620 Yeah.

00:46:50.980 It's like a misinformation chamber or something.

00:46:53.900 Yeah.

00:46:54.100 It's even worse.

00:46:54.740 It's a misinformation vacuum.

00:46:56.840 Delusion vacuum.

00:46:57.860 Yeah.

00:46:58.060 I don't know.

00:46:58.600 But hey, let her think it.

00:47:00.420 She's not hurting anybody.

00:47:01.560 Hey.

00:47:01.880 And someone gave her a microphone in a video.

00:47:04.480 Yeah.

00:47:04.580 They rolled tape.

00:47:05.580 We was builders of the West.

00:47:07.080 Yeah.

00:47:07.440 Everything good that we have came from Africa, even though Africa sucks right now.

00:47:12.180 Yep.

00:47:12.360 All right.

00:47:13.300 Don't get too down.

00:47:13.840 Don't get too depressed.

00:47:14.540 We have Urban Decay, which will depress and down you.

00:47:18.240 Eh.

00:47:19.060 We make it fun.

00:47:20.000 Yeah.

00:47:20.680 Let's get right to it.

00:47:22.800 Kids.

00:47:23.380 Remember those kids from a couple weeks ago?

00:47:25.260 Kids.

00:47:26.320 Remember those young adults from a couple weeks ago who ran over the guy on the bike and were

00:47:30.040 laughing about it?

00:47:30.920 Yeah.

00:47:31.060 The criminal murderers from a couple weeks ago.

00:47:33.220 The criminal murderers from a couple weeks ago.

00:47:34.460 They ran over the cop and killed him and were laughing with a stolen car.

00:47:37.880 Well, they're laughing again in court.

00:47:39.300 Here they are.

00:47:39.760 Here's them in court like it's two kids disrupting a fourth grade classroom.

00:47:44.160 Yeah.

00:47:44.340 Like it's the principal's office.

00:47:46.480 What did you see them doing?

00:47:48.040 They were flipping us off.

00:47:50.080 I would say about three or four different times.

00:47:53.000 They flipped us off, flipping each other off, joking around with each other.

00:47:56.920 Definitely not taking anything serious whatsoever.

00:47:59.960 You see this guy's face tattoo too?

00:48:02.880 North Carolina Tar Heels logo.

00:48:04.960 That's what you wanted.

00:48:05.860 The Texas logo tattoo.

00:48:08.060 I'm a Duke guy.

00:48:09.200 Yeah.

00:48:10.700 So these kids, I mean, it's a good opportunity to reiterate our point.

00:48:14.800 65 years of hard labor we can get out of these fucking scrubs.

00:48:18.740 They killed a guy.

00:48:19.800 We could have them digging ditches.

00:48:20.100 Digging ditches forever.

00:48:21.460 Yeah.

00:48:21.760 And you know what?

00:48:22.440 They go out in a little sprinter van with eight other guys and then one guy who's got

00:48:28.500 a gun and a nice cowboy hat and who's stronger than all of them and he keeps them in line.

00:48:33.100 And they chain them up.

00:48:33.980 Maybe with the chains.

00:48:34.980 Maybe with a whip.

00:48:35.660 And you know, let's get these guys picking up trash, digging ditches.

00:48:41.160 Hot, hot.

00:48:42.360 Pay them a penny an hour just so that nobody can make the argument that it's slave labor

00:48:46.620 or something.

00:48:47.380 Smart, smart.

00:48:47.780 Get them outdoors.

00:48:48.680 Get them working.

00:48:49.640 So I mean.

00:48:50.220 In the heat.

00:48:50.300 Yeah.

00:48:51.320 A lot of people say execute these kids.

00:48:53.420 I agree.

00:48:54.400 If it was as easy as just going, bang, let's execute them.

00:48:57.720 But there's the whole legal process.

00:48:59.360 There's the whole this.

00:49:00.260 I think it's easier to get life sentence prisoner types to just work for basically free for America

00:49:06.840 than it is to fight the whole, oh, the innocence project.

00:49:11.040 Oh, the appeals.

00:49:12.060 Oh, the death row.

00:49:13.680 You know, that's an uphill battle.

00:49:15.800 Let's just get them working.

00:49:17.080 I agree.

00:49:17.600 And then there's a lot of situations like this where you find these kids that are just

00:49:21.480 so far gone and they're like so removed from like being normal people in society where

00:49:27.340 like their behavior is just like so uncomprehendable.

00:49:30.800 Well, you can't even relate to how dumb and how impulsive they are.

00:49:33.740 You really have no, we have no, if you're a normal person, you have no way of even understanding

00:49:38.700 them.

00:49:39.140 Yeah.

00:49:39.520 And then online I found this thing about the effect of a child who's been neglected by

00:49:44.580 their parents and how their brain develops.

00:49:46.760 Can you read that?

00:49:47.760 I know it's popular on these parts of the internet to be strong biological determinists,

00:49:52.240 but the more we learn about children and brain development, we realize how important infancy

00:49:56.680 is for the rest of their life.

00:49:58.560 Going to post some images to explain.

00:50:00.180 It goes without saying, but, and this is like a scan of a normal brain versus a brain of a

00:50:04.600 child who's been extremely neglected.

00:50:07.240 A lot more dark matter and ridges.

00:50:10.200 I don't know.

00:50:10.720 It doesn't look great to me though.

00:50:11.860 I'm no neuroscientist, but it ain't looking great.

00:50:15.820 And so this, it's a whole thread about early brain development for kids who are neglected

00:50:22.340 versus kids who are like read to, talk to, held, all that stuff.

00:50:26.500 I'm not going to go into this whole thing, right?

00:50:28.240 Yeah.

00:50:28.380 You basically said it, but it's like their brain develops so much worse and their impulse

00:50:33.940 control and their reactivity is like off the charts bad.

00:50:38.220 And that's what happens when mom's playing on her phone and eating hot chips when you

00:50:42.240 a baby.

00:50:42.780 Yeah.

00:50:43.320 There's no dad and mom's got some shit going on and you know, Hey, keep it down.

00:50:48.020 It's, it's basically only to yell at you.

00:50:50.140 So, uh, some people shouldn't have kids and when they do and they turn out to be monsters

00:50:55.360 like this, the state just got gained an angel, AKA a manual labor worker for the next 60 years

00:51:03.140 is what in a dream world.

00:51:04.680 That's what these guys should be doing.

00:51:06.140 They can't be released back into society, but in, in the world we live in, these guys

00:51:10.940 are the real victims because they're going to be at just another number, just another

00:51:15.120 black or Brown person who's arrested and it's disproportionately affecting those communities.

00:51:20.300 You know, that's like the attitude.

00:51:22.020 And that's what our next story is about.

00:51:23.520 They couldn't help it, right?

00:51:24.220 You know, they couldn't help it.

00:51:25.380 Oh, the state just wants to arrest black and Brown people.

00:51:28.960 Well, then we have this article.

00:51:30.820 The ACLU is, uh, defending prostitutes.

00:51:35.160 Check this out.

00:51:35.740 Breaking.

00:51:36.540 We're suing Tennessee for their aggravated prostitution statute that targets people with

00:51:41.540 HIV with harsh punishment and lifetime sex offender registration.

00:51:45.820 This law is unconstitutional and disproportionately affects black and transgender women.

00:51:51.260 Yeah.

00:51:51.900 And then it said the law elevates engaging in sex work from a misdemeanor to felony based

00:51:55.940 on someone's HIV status, a protected disability.

00:51:59.040 So the ACLU is defending prostitutes who have AIDS because it disproportionately affects black

00:52:08.100 and trans women.

00:52:09.660 I'm so sick of seeing the word disproportionately affects combined with some other immutable characteristic that has nothing to do with the other characteristics, right?

00:52:19.940 Yeah.

00:52:19.960 They didn't say black people who probably have AIDS and we're going to round them up and find

00:52:24.480 out.

00:52:24.860 They're talking about literal people who are HIV positive only.

00:52:27.980 And if so many of them are black and trans, then that's just the world.

00:52:31.520 Yeah.

00:52:31.840 I can't help you guys.

00:52:33.440 Oh, disproportionately affects this.

00:52:35.360 And then, you know, black people in America are such a protected class and, you know, the

00:52:39.560 tip of the social justice spear.

00:52:41.060 And it's like, do they have AIDS or fucking not?

00:52:43.860 It's sex workers with AIDS.

00:52:45.400 That's the distinction.

00:52:46.480 Yeah.

00:52:46.920 AIDS or no?

00:52:48.080 Disproportion.

00:52:48.400 I don't care.

00:52:49.040 I'm not even looking.

00:52:49.900 AIDS or no?

00:52:50.660 Just tell me.

00:52:51.420 AIDS or no?

00:52:52.320 And, of course, it doesn't matter.

00:52:54.300 The ACLU will spend thousands of this, thousands of hard donated dollars from leftists to defend

00:53:00.080 Tennessee HIV positive people's right to sell their body on the street.

00:53:04.820 And give more people AIDS.

00:53:06.100 These people are so stupid.

00:53:07.340 Good spiral.

00:53:08.160 Hey, is it a race to the top or to the bottom?

00:53:10.000 Which way are we trending, ACLU?

00:53:11.500 Yeah.

00:53:11.940 Enjoy your fucking life and jobs.

00:53:13.720 All right.

00:53:14.020 Let's keep going.

00:53:16.040 Shoplifting versus stealing.

00:53:17.280 This is a quick clip.

00:53:17.980 I thought it was pretty funny.

00:53:18.900 I can't tell if this is a skit or real life anymore, too.

00:53:21.540 It might be a skit.

00:53:22.660 First of all, okay, I'm going to tell the truth, but I feel like you're just trying to

00:53:25.800 accuse me of stealing.

00:53:27.680 No.

00:53:28.360 Broke people steal.

00:53:29.140 I'm shoplifting.

00:53:30.180 And let me tell you why.

00:53:32.080 So there's a difference.

00:53:33.460 Broke people steal.

00:53:34.780 I'm shoplifting.

00:53:36.080 And it's a trans woman with fake nails.

00:53:38.440 Yeah.

00:53:38.700 So that's just, the difference is I just disrespect corporations.

00:53:42.520 I disrespect Walmart.

00:53:43.700 I'm shoplifting.

00:53:44.560 I'm not stealing.

00:53:45.440 So.

00:53:45.620 Yeah.

00:53:46.460 That's how they justify it.

00:53:47.700 And I'm not, I'm disproportionately AIDS affected.

00:53:50.800 There's a disproportionately AIDS affected person right there.

00:53:54.840 Don't touch me.

00:53:55.840 Don't touch me.

00:53:56.640 You might get HIV.

00:53:58.300 That's my right.

00:54:00.020 All right.

00:54:00.220 Let's move on to the crackhead who breaks the car windshield wipers.

00:54:03.560 What is this?

00:54:04.260 A crackhead?

00:54:05.040 A normal person?

00:54:06.040 Someone having a mental break?

00:54:07.460 It's someone who's...

00:54:08.380 A black woman calmly walks up to a car at a red light.

00:54:11.560 Someone who's been collected as a child probably.

00:54:14.420 Wow.

00:54:15.140 You piece of shit.

00:54:16.860 You are a piece of shit.

00:54:19.040 What the fuck?

00:54:22.040 Fuck you.

00:54:23.260 God.

00:54:23.600 I would have, I would have ran her over as soon as the first swing.

00:54:27.380 Fuck you out of the room.

00:54:30.800 Wow.

00:54:31.520 I can't fucking believe you did that to my machine.

00:54:33.780 All on camera.

00:54:35.560 That's good.

00:54:36.540 I would have ran her over or...

00:54:38.300 Baby's crying in the car.

00:54:39.320 Ran that car door off.

00:54:41.980 Yeah.

00:54:42.420 I would have made her really deal with that.

00:54:44.340 That's tempting.

00:54:45.160 That's tempting.

00:54:45.940 Car door backwards.

00:54:46.960 Have fun.

00:54:47.640 But yeah, low trust society shit.

00:54:49.240 I don't know what to tell you.

00:54:50.540 Is the person in front of me driving like...

00:54:52.480 And this person's driving a nice-ish car.

00:54:55.040 Like a SUV of some kind.

00:54:57.360 Mm-hmm.

00:54:58.080 That looks decently maintained.

00:54:59.880 Is the person in front of me having a mental break or not?

00:55:02.880 Is the person in front of me on crack or not?

00:55:07.560 Is the prostitute on that street corner have HIV or not?

00:55:11.140 I don't know.

00:55:12.240 None of it's your business.

00:55:14.140 Yeah.

00:55:14.360 You just have to deal with what the consequences are

00:55:16.140 when something happens inevitably, like in this case, right?

00:55:18.980 Yeah.

00:55:19.540 Exactly.

00:55:20.020 That lady had two babies in the car.

00:55:21.740 But hey, we need more context to understand the complexity of the situation.

00:55:26.920 Yeah.

00:55:27.180 We need a social justice worker to come out and talk politely to this woman

00:55:30.920 who just caused $800 of damage to a car with two infants in it.

00:55:35.380 Probably for nothing.

00:55:36.380 For nothing.

00:55:37.100 All right.

00:55:37.560 Let's go to the car.

00:55:38.120 Hey, we don't know the context before the filming started.

00:55:40.920 She may have been racist.

00:55:42.220 Yeah.

00:55:43.120 Let's go to the car wreck robbery.

00:55:44.980 So this happened in LA.

00:55:46.200 Someone got into a car wreck, right?

00:55:47.740 Off the 10.

00:55:49.180 And then they just robbed him.

00:55:54.780 Minivan comes out.

00:55:55.940 The minivan with four willing participants of robbery goes,

00:55:59.100 hey, this seems like a good opportunity.

00:56:01.140 They stranded.

00:56:03.100 So they get into a crash.

00:56:04.380 Airbags deployed.

00:56:05.460 Real crash.

00:56:06.280 And then the van full of guys comes out.

00:56:08.300 And then they just rob them while everyone's in the worst moment of their life.

00:56:11.600 So that's the state of America.

00:56:13.640 If you're in LA, you're more likely to come upon a group of four robbers than you are police or tow trucks in a quicker time frame.

00:56:23.580 You know?

00:56:23.940 Yeah.

00:56:24.520 It's like, are you going to help me or take my shit now that I'm kind of in a tough spot and can't defend myself?

00:56:30.180 And I'm waiting for the day where a police officer pulls up and he robs you.

00:56:35.020 That's when you know it's really gun time, I think.

00:56:37.720 Yeah.

00:56:38.060 That's kind of like the line.

00:56:39.320 This is just like, okay, we're in, this is like the Raiders in Mad Max world.

00:56:45.260 They come up and it's just, it's dystopia, but they're just regular guys in hoodies in a minivan.

00:56:51.280 When the police start doing it, that's when it's true, true gun time.

00:56:54.800 That's interesting.

00:56:55.940 Yeah.

00:56:56.100 There was a mugger, this would be a quick story, but there was a mugger who pummeled a 73-year-old.

00:57:01.640 Says, heartless mugger pummeled a 73-year-old woman before snatching her handbag on New York City Street.

00:57:06.240 Yeah.

00:57:06.540 A heartless mugger, new euphemism, pummeled a 73-year-old causing her substantial pain in her face and body.

00:57:15.660 Stole her purse.

00:57:17.600 And then the suspected assailant who's on the loose was described as a woman in her 20s with a dark complexion.

00:57:24.560 It was a dark-skinned white person.

00:57:26.220 Standing about five feet eight.

00:57:28.000 People, they can't even say black.

00:57:29.320 It's a black woman.

00:57:30.540 Yeah.

00:57:30.900 What are you guys doing?

00:57:32.020 You're not allowed to say it.

00:57:33.140 And then, yeah, that's it.

00:57:35.600 I mean.

00:57:35.900 But that's how it is.

00:57:36.580 That's how it always is.

00:57:37.420 Like the racism, racism is so much worse than the crime.

00:57:41.080 And what's racist?

00:57:42.100 Everything.

00:57:42.460 So you can't describe the perpetrator because it could be insensitive.

00:57:47.580 But it's like, no, no, no, no.

00:57:48.880 Someone attacked an old lady.

00:57:50.560 We got to find that person because if there's someone attacking old ladies, that's very dangerous.

00:57:55.780 You can kill an old lady by doing this.

00:57:57.920 Yeah.

00:57:58.080 You know, pushing her over and she falls the wrong way.

00:58:00.380 So we really need to get to the bottom of this.

00:58:02.460 Yeah.

00:58:02.780 What's the description?

00:58:03.880 Dark complexion.

00:58:04.600 Okay.

00:58:05.080 Great.

00:58:05.600 Yeah.

00:58:06.700 Mediterranean?

00:58:07.460 Italian?

00:58:08.360 What are we talking about here?

00:58:09.680 Yeah.

00:58:10.200 So that's low-trust society shit.

00:58:12.480 I got a tweet from someone about a high-trust society situation.

00:58:15.800 Yeah.

00:58:16.160 From their town.

00:58:17.540 Fleckus.

00:58:18.140 I live in a high-trust society.

00:58:19.620 Today is Tuesday.

00:58:20.400 The store closed Friday evening and has not opened back up since because the owner died Saturday.

00:58:26.920 The pumpkins and plants, et cetera, were outside the whole time and not touched.

00:58:31.580 Funeral was today and they open back up tomorrow.

00:58:34.020 And this is a piggly wiggly in small-town America that's in a high-trust society.

00:58:38.680 And no one steals the stuff.

00:58:40.220 So enjoy it, Mary.

00:58:41.320 Enjoy it.

00:58:42.160 Hopefully.

00:58:42.840 And, you know, Mary, enjoy it.

00:58:44.440 And any chance you can to fight any dumping of migrants or Somali types, anybody, you got

00:58:51.760 to fight that as much as you can to keep that.

00:58:53.420 Any third-worlders.

00:58:54.200 Keep the trust high.

00:58:55.680 And last clip of Urban Decay, the attempted R-A-P-E.

00:58:59.660 Can't say that word for the A-L-G-O?

00:59:02.080 Yeah.

00:59:02.600 The algo doesn't like the R-A-P-E word.

00:59:05.280 Okay.

00:59:05.720 Let's let it rip then.

00:59:06.860 Next thing I know, I feel my dress being lifted up all the way.

00:59:10.660 Um, and I feel him right here in my neck.

00:59:14.480 And next thing I know, he grabs my hips and he thrusts himself into me.

00:59:20.400 And, um, I couldn't, like, break away.

00:59:23.320 So I just turned really quick to kind of break his grip.

00:59:27.420 And, um, and then he pushed me to the, to the ground.

00:59:30.620 And now I'm learning that the DA, um, deems it, deems it not attempt of rape because he didn't

00:59:38.340 tell me he was going to rape me.

00:59:40.920 So the guy comes up behind her, his pants are down.

00:59:43.000 Basically, cack is out.

00:59:44.520 Cack out, pulls her dress up, pushes her to the ground.

00:59:48.460 Grabs her hips.

00:59:49.560 Yeah.

00:59:50.160 But that's not R-A-P-E because he didn't say, I'm, I'm so-and-so, so-and-so, and I'm

00:59:56.120 going to R-A-P-E-U now.

00:59:58.200 I, Michael Gonzalez of Sound Body and Mind, am declaring my intent to rape you right now,

01:00:05.280 young lady.

01:00:06.500 So L-A-D-A's just go, goodbye.

01:00:08.540 Well, he didn't say he was gonna.

01:00:10.420 It's on camera.

01:00:11.840 Look at this rat.

01:00:12.920 It's on camera.

01:00:13.960 He's got like meth teeth looking to rape.

01:00:16.300 He's laying on the ground before the, but we need, eh, he didn't say it.

01:00:20.560 Let him back out.

01:00:21.580 Yeah.

01:00:21.720 Look at him.

01:00:22.080 He's getting up off the ground as like a homeless street rat because a girl in a dress walked

01:00:25.440 by gets his cack out.

01:00:27.380 Is that, is that his cack out?

01:00:28.740 Yeah.

01:00:28.900 It's the blurted.

01:00:29.580 Yeah.

01:00:29.940 Oh my God.

01:00:30.760 He's ready to rape.

01:00:31.900 So, hey, poor lady.

01:00:33.780 You know, who are you going to vote for next month?

01:00:36.180 Who are you going to vote for next year?

01:00:37.400 Donald Trump.

01:00:38.420 Yeah.

01:00:38.620 Trump's too mean, right?

01:00:40.020 This, this country would go to shit if Trump got elected.

01:00:43.060 Yeah.

01:00:43.500 It's like you just got attempted RAP.

01:00:44.980 You got attempted rape that no DA was going to do anything about it.

01:00:48.800 I, Michael Gonzalez, street rat of sound body and mind, declare my intent to rape this

01:00:55.140 young lady.

01:00:55.740 And even then they probably would drop the charges after a couple of preliminary hearings.

01:00:59.820 Yeah.

01:01:00.060 There's too many brown people in jail.

01:01:01.380 Yep.

01:01:01.840 All right.

01:01:02.080 That's the end of Urban Decay.

01:01:03.020 Let's move on to Uplifting Gold.

01:01:04.900 Don't get too down.

01:01:05.620 Don't get too depressed.

01:01:06.400 We're moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:01:07.820 All right.

01:01:08.440 Our first clip is a blind skateboarder.

01:01:10.980 I haven't seen this clip yet, but I'm assuming it's a anyone can do anything situation.

01:01:17.500 You know, people say blind people shouldn't do this or shouldn't do that.

01:01:20.860 Why shouldn't they?

01:01:21.760 Let it rip.

01:01:22.760 Yeah.

01:01:23.060 My guy.

01:01:23.640 All right.

01:01:25.680 There he goes.

01:01:27.460 Nailed it.

01:01:28.340 Oh, no.

01:01:30.400 Oh, no.

01:01:31.800 I mean.

01:01:32.460 Oh, my God.

01:01:33.480 You got to assume this guy just bought a pair of glasses and a blind guy stick.

01:01:37.400 Oh, you think it's fake?

01:01:38.620 Yeah.

01:01:38.980 I don't think it's fucking real.

01:01:40.900 Oh, good.

01:01:41.480 Good.

01:01:41.960 Well, that's better.

01:01:42.680 All right.

01:01:42.860 That's better.

01:01:43.320 All right.

01:01:43.620 All right.

01:01:43.800 All right.

01:01:43.840 All right.

01:01:43.940 All right.

01:01:44.500 All right.

01:01:45.000 All right.

01:01:45.680 All right.

01:01:45.880 The lady in the Burger Crown at the baseball game.

01:01:47.960 I think this is a person who the simulation didn't fully load and isn't really paying

01:01:53.480 attention, like an NPC, basically.

01:01:55.460 And the game is happening an inch away from her.

01:01:58.200 And look at her face.

01:02:00.080 Slow motion catch.

01:02:01.540 The ball missed.

01:02:02.700 She doesn't even know what's going on.

01:02:05.560 Yep.

01:02:05.820 She's just standing right there.

01:02:07.260 Didn't fully load that character.

01:02:09.380 NPC or 100 milligrams of edibles before the game and a stupid crown.

01:02:14.300 You know, either one.

01:02:15.060 Either one.

01:02:15.540 Coin flip.

01:02:16.140 Yeah.

01:02:16.780 We'll see.

01:02:17.620 All right.

01:02:17.940 Let's go on to the guy who's building a shotgun arm thing because his arm, I don't

01:02:23.600 know.

01:02:23.840 He's a person with an entertaining talent.

01:02:25.660 He's a PET.

01:02:26.600 Day 72.

01:02:28.240 Now, the doctor said, if you remember right, that I should be able to use my right hand

01:02:31.960 back to normal by Thursday.

01:02:33.880 So I've begun working on designing the version for the shotgun arm that will be on my left

01:02:38.160 hand instead.

01:02:38.900 That way I can swing right hand dominant again.

01:02:41.040 Now, it's going to be a little bit bigger and bulkier, sure, but it will have a couple

01:02:44.080 of important features that will hopefully set it much higher and much better than this

01:02:48.680 will.

01:02:49.600 Also, I haven't gotten to fixing it yet because I'm out of trucking shows anyways.

01:02:53.760 So why waste the energy?

01:02:55.340 But with that out of the way, it's just another normal day of swinging.

01:03:02.040 So he's preparing to what?

01:03:03.860 Swing a gigantic sword in some mythical Lord of the Rings type scenario?

01:03:07.700 And then he has the shotgun arm brace thing.

01:03:10.620 And it's day 72 of this.

01:03:12.720 Shit.

01:03:14.040 That's pretty good.

01:03:15.240 Hey, at least he's up to something.

01:03:17.180 Hey, that's productive.

01:03:18.640 What's your son doing?

01:03:19.500 Oh, he's in the yard.

01:03:20.300 He's in the yard every day working on stuff.

01:03:22.320 He's swinging again.

01:03:23.720 Better than playing on the computer.

01:03:25.440 Yeah.

01:03:26.260 Better than pretending you have long COVID and complaining about work.

01:03:29.680 I don't know.

01:03:30.060 Being transgender.

01:03:31.200 Yeah.

01:03:31.620 Yeah.

01:03:32.060 Very nice.

01:03:32.920 All right.

01:03:33.120 Let's move on.

01:03:33.820 Trump makes fun of Biden and how he gets off stage.

01:03:37.900 Or find his way off the stage.

01:03:39.440 He can't find his way off the stage.

01:03:42.540 You ever see the...

01:03:43.380 Makes a speech if you call it that.

01:03:45.180 Uh...

01:03:45.580 Oh, God.

01:03:49.960 Thank you.

01:03:50.320 And they're screaming at him.

01:04:01.480 They're saying, no, you got there.

01:04:03.780 You got...

01:04:04.580 He can make a bad speech, but you got to be able to see, you know, you came in here.

01:04:09.760 I can even go out there.

01:04:10.900 I see there's an exit there.

01:04:12.260 Exit here.

01:04:12.760 You got exits all over.

01:04:13.760 It's unbelievable.

01:04:15.860 It's riffing on Joe Biden's inability.

01:04:17.900 Trump's got it.

01:04:18.900 Yeah, he does.

01:04:19.480 He's very funny.

01:04:20.500 His timing is so good.

01:04:21.880 And his jokes don't, like, require big words or confusing illusions.

01:04:27.040 It's just like, ah, look at how he does this.

01:04:30.240 Yeah.

01:04:30.440 There's no big setup.

01:04:31.400 He just knows how to riff, for sure.

01:04:32.940 All right.

01:04:33.180 Last clip of Uplifting Gold.

01:04:35.240 The little person homecoming 2023.

01:04:37.740 Love to see it.

01:04:38.440 So here he is.

01:04:41.000 We got no audio because it's copyright.

01:04:42.560 But here he is rolling up.

01:04:44.720 Him and his parents.

01:04:46.180 He's on stage.

01:04:47.020 He's a finalist.

01:04:49.160 And he eventually wins.

01:04:51.860 Homecoming King.

01:04:53.380 Love that.

01:04:54.860 Good for him.

01:04:55.580 And these guys like him.

01:04:56.660 He's giving fist bumps.

01:04:58.560 He's taking pictures.

01:04:59.820 He's happy.

01:05:00.400 You see he's happy?

01:05:01.320 Clovis High School.

01:05:02.500 Him and the Queen.

01:05:03.240 Him and his mom.

01:05:04.520 Him.

01:05:05.260 Him and his boys.

01:05:06.400 Him and his friends.

01:05:07.480 There he goes.

01:05:08.140 Good to see it.

01:05:08.640 That's Americana.

01:05:09.700 Where's Clovis?

01:05:10.640 That seems like New Mexico type shit.

01:05:13.140 Yeah, maybe.

01:05:13.880 Doesn't matter.

01:05:14.940 Well, that's the end of the episode.

01:05:16.100 Another Uplifting Gold in the books.

01:05:18.180 Another Fluckus Talks in the books.

01:05:20.640 I want to say really quick one thing.

01:05:23.040 Okay.

01:05:24.080 I did a pretty good job reading today.

01:05:28.480 I don't really mess up reading anymore now that everyone made fun of me for it.

01:05:32.040 One for one.

01:05:32.920 Good for you.

01:05:33.380 You're starting a trend, I guess.

01:05:35.440 You're on track.

01:05:36.280 You guys should have heard him do the ad read from the other room earlier before we shot.

01:05:40.840 He does the ad read first.

01:05:43.060 And so, you know, actually, never mind.

01:05:44.900 I'm not even going to bring you down.

01:05:46.240 Good job reading today, buddy.

01:05:47.500 I threw my pen against the wall.

01:05:48.880 He couldn't read it.

01:05:49.880 He couldn't read the Undertak ad.

01:05:51.960 I threw my pen against the wall.

01:05:53.260 I was mad.

01:05:53.800 Nick, you can show that, Nick.

01:05:56.060 No, don't.

01:05:56.720 No, you can.

01:05:57.500 It's just how the sausage is made.

01:05:58.960 But, you know, hey, I put a lot of effort in.

01:06:01.400 So do you.

01:06:01.880 We take the show seriously.

01:06:04.880 Yes, that is the end of the episode.

01:06:06.840 Make sure you guys join Fleckistalks.com.

01:06:09.160 We have a bonus land dropping right now.

01:06:11.120 Extra 30 minutes.

01:06:12.380 We have really funny clips we're going to get to.

01:06:14.880 And our small business shout out of the day.

01:06:17.460 It is Friday.

01:06:18.200 Our small business shout out is Chinese Donut Boy.

01:06:20.800 Oh.

01:06:21.380 Chinese Donut Boy just hit 100K.

01:06:23.700 He's my brother.

01:06:24.820 So he's your guys' brother, too.

01:06:26.820 And Chinese Donut Boy is selling Donut Boy beanies.

01:06:30.760 Oh.

01:06:31.960 Very cool.

01:06:32.800 The first step of the monetization of Donut Boy.

01:06:35.660 He's got 100K.

01:06:36.660 A lot of you guys followed him and helped him get to 100K.

01:06:39.060 And now he's selling Donut Boy beanies.

01:06:41.640 This is what they look like.

01:06:43.100 They're pretty cool.

01:06:44.080 I ordered five.

01:06:45.260 So you're getting one.

01:06:46.020 Thank you.

01:06:46.520 Thank you.

01:06:47.100 I'm proud to be a Donut Boy.

01:06:48.380 Yeah, we're all Donut Boys.

01:06:49.820 So make sure you guys follow him on Instagram and get a Donut Boy beanie if that's what you're

01:06:54.700 looking for.

01:06:55.260 Winter is coming.

01:06:56.640 We will see you in bonus land.

01:06:58.840 And then on Tuesday, thank you guys for watching.

01:07:01.140 We'll see you at the next one.

01:07:02.420 You came in here.

01:07:03.480 I can even go out there.

01:07:04.620 I see there's an exit there.

01:07:05.940 Exit here.

01:07:06.460 You got exits all up.

01:07:07.660 It's unbelievable.

01:07:08.260 In vase all up.

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