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00:00:16.360 Welcome back to Flocka Socks, the podcast episode 118.

00:00:19.900 Today on the show, Ron DeSantis lost the internet and we helped.

00:00:24.160 Then things continue to escalate between Israel and Hamas.

00:00:27.520 We'll tell you why it's smart to stay out of it.

00:00:29.440 Then everyone is waking up to what really happened with George Floyd's death.

00:00:34.980 We're going to tell you about that and how it plays in the 2024 election.

00:00:38.840 And last but not least, in Cringe of the Week, old people are up to some weird stuff on social media.

00:00:44.580 And we're going to show you some of the worst offenders.

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00:03:05.940 Let's start off.

00:03:06.820 DeSantis lost the online war.

00:03:09.060 Can you read that headline?

00:03:09.660 Yeah, the New York Times published this, I think, over the weekend, how DeSantis, how Ron DeSantis lost the internet.

00:03:14.860 The GOP contender's campaign tried to take on Donald Trump's online army.

00:03:18.640 Now it just wants to end the meme wars.

00:03:21.280 Frontliners reporting for duty, Your Honor.

00:03:23.680 Your Honor.

00:03:25.180 Feels good.

00:03:26.040 It feels good.

00:03:26.760 It feels good to add a scalp to the wall.

00:03:28.740 Yeah.

00:03:29.140 On our...

00:03:29.800 I actually don't feel good about it.

00:03:31.820 Yeah.

00:03:32.140 Like, I mean, DeSantis, we had to kill.

00:03:34.640 It's like fighting the Civil War, and your brother's on the north, and you're in the south.

00:03:38.560 We had to do what we had to do.

00:03:39.760 Yeah.

00:03:40.340 I mean...

00:03:41.060 You shouldn't have run, Ron.

00:03:42.120 Yeah.

00:03:42.600 You made a big mistake.

00:03:43.500 You should have asked us what to do.

00:03:44.820 We would have told you.

00:03:45.960 Now we have to add you to the scalp wall.

00:03:47.980 On our scalp wall, we have the handcuffs that were used to arrest the luggage twink.

00:03:53.200 Yeah.

00:03:53.640 And we also have the rhinoceros with the eye patch.

00:03:56.860 Yeah.

00:03:57.100 And then now we have some boots that are stapled to the wall with really high heels.

00:04:01.360 Now we're going to add the high heel boots to the wall as well.

00:04:04.900 Ron DeSantis' secret weapon was Christina Pushaw, Deep State Christina.

00:04:09.420 Yeah.

00:04:09.860 It went from the secret weapon to the heel that's ruined your whole campaign.

00:04:15.280 Yeah.

00:04:15.520 The DeSantis' secret weapon that Democrats and Trump should fear, published on December 10th, 2022.

00:04:22.800 So that's Christina Pushaw.

00:04:24.160 That's like a freezing cold take now.

00:04:25.780 Yeah.

00:04:26.140 It's bad.

00:04:27.500 That one did not age well.

00:04:29.620 I was going to make a joke that Christina Pushaw looks like Jack Nicklaus as the Joker,

00:04:33.780 but I decided not to because it's not really right to make fun of a woman for her looks.

00:04:38.240 Yeah.

00:04:38.480 And the same goes for the Beavis and Butthead.

00:04:40.340 Yeah.

00:04:40.920 So we're not going to-

00:04:41.780 I'm proud of you.

00:04:42.260 Yeah.

00:04:42.500 We're not going to do that.

00:04:43.340 We're not going to do that.

00:04:44.120 It's low class.

00:04:44.940 But for real, is Ron DeSantis done?

00:04:49.040 No.

00:04:49.660 Right?

00:04:49.780 Do you think he's done with politics after he finishes out his governor term?

00:04:53.940 I mean, Ron DeSantis has been in politics basically his whole adult life since the military, right?

00:04:59.720 So I don't know.

00:05:00.680 I don't think he's done.

00:05:01.340 I think he's hungry for more, but now-

00:05:03.360 Do you think he can recover from how bad he's gone?

00:05:05.260 If he bends the knee a little bit and-

00:05:07.400 Starts apologizing, fires Christina Pushaw.

00:05:09.540 Yeah.

00:05:09.900 Fire Christina Pushaw.

00:05:10.780 Do some begging, some light begging to the right people.

00:05:13.040 Not in public, of course.

00:05:14.240 Come out barefoot and be like, I'm 5'4 and a half.

00:05:17.780 Yeah.

00:05:18.100 I played shortstop at Yale.

00:05:19.620 I'm 5'4 and a half.

00:05:20.380 I don't know, like a position in a Trump admin pending a Trump win type of thing.

00:05:25.200 I don't know.

00:05:25.940 All right.

00:05:26.440 There's a path, but it's going to be longer and harder than if he just stayed in the wings

00:05:30.340 and was doing good governor shit because he's the best governor.

00:05:33.860 He's the best governor.

00:05:35.020 That's true.

00:05:35.540 He had some stuff going for him.

00:05:36.980 I think there is a road to redemption, but it is an uphill climb.

00:05:40.980 Yeah.

00:05:41.360 That's for sure.

00:05:42.060 All right.

00:05:42.260 Let's move on.

00:05:43.200 Lots of people talking about George Floyd's death again.

00:05:46.920 People are starting to see what show watchers already knew.

00:05:50.780 If you guys are show watchers, you know what we've been saying for a long time.

00:05:54.620 Yeah.

00:05:54.920 That his death wasn't actually caused by Derek Chauvin.

00:05:58.080 George Floyd killed himself.

00:05:59.980 Yeah.

00:06:00.460 With fentanyl.

00:06:01.460 Yeah, exactly.

00:06:02.600 Just to remind everybody, George Floyd had almost three times the lethal dose of fentanyl

00:06:07.480 in his system.

00:06:08.560 He ate that fentanyl on camera before being restrained.

00:06:11.760 He was also saying, I can't breathe before going down to the ground.

00:06:14.760 And last but not least, the knee on the back was police protocol.

00:06:19.160 Yeah.

00:06:19.720 Yeah.

00:06:20.220 Those are the facts of the case.

00:06:22.640 And, you know, but the cause of death, all it takes, you can ignore all that.

00:06:27.000 And all you got to do is get the coroner to go cause of death.

00:06:29.780 Bloop, bloop, bloop.

00:06:30.500 Whatever I say, I'm ignoring all that shit.

00:06:32.780 And cause of death, restrained by police, blah, blah, blah.

00:06:35.800 Then you get nine Muppets in the jury who all kind of ignore protocol as well.

00:06:40.460 You convict a man who is one of the most famously imprisoned people on earth.

00:06:45.820 And he's working his way up to the Supreme Court right now.

00:06:48.720 So.

00:06:48.880 Yeah.

00:06:49.220 And when that appeal gets brought, I think they're going to let Derek Chauvin off.

00:06:54.180 Rightfully so.

00:06:55.480 I think it's going to happen right before the election.

00:06:57.940 And I think that is going to end in shit really popping off.

00:07:02.880 Racial tensions will be higher than ever.

00:07:04.960 Anti-white crimes and violence will be higher than ever.

00:07:08.080 And I think it's going to get really ugly.

00:07:09.460 Which they're already very high, extremely high.

00:07:11.980 It's going to keep going and it's going to be uglier than ever.

00:07:14.580 And I think here's my little 2024 parlay.

00:07:18.080 I've said this in the show before.

00:07:19.340 I think Michelle Obama, after the chaos, is going to announce she's running.

00:07:24.020 Joe Biden's going to step down and say it's time for a woman of color to head this ship.

00:07:29.500 And I think she's going to run in 24 off of all this action.

00:07:32.660 And then another thing, the black people in general just being like, man, some big racial shit always happens every four years.

00:07:41.000 This is crazy.

00:07:41.820 It's like clockwork.

00:07:43.640 Hopefully they notice.

00:07:44.760 Yeah.

00:07:45.040 I don't know.

00:07:45.820 We'll see.

00:07:46.460 Someone's trying to rile us up every election.

00:07:49.120 I'm pretty riled.

00:07:50.180 I got to vote Democrat, but damn.

00:07:52.900 It keeps working.

00:07:54.080 And it's something to think about, too.

00:07:55.640 You know how everyone was pretending George Floyd was a great guy?

00:07:58.500 Yeah, of course.

00:07:59.320 He was a good guy.

00:07:59.520 Well, that's part of it.

00:08:00.360 You have to immortalize him.

00:08:02.060 You have to pretend.

00:08:03.100 So they pretend George Floyd was a good guy even though he was the bad guy.

00:08:06.280 And then we're pretending Derek Chauvin was the bad guy even though he's the good guy.

00:08:11.120 Is there a chance Derek Chauvin's not even a bad dude?

00:08:13.240 I don't think he is.

00:08:14.620 And also, imagine a world where he just kind of like let George Floyd sit in the back of the police car, you know?

00:08:21.100 And he didn't bring him out to give him air and then do the thing, the little knee on the back, which is protocol.

00:08:28.220 There's a whole different timeline where George Floyd just peacefully died in the back of a police car.

00:08:32.960 You know what I mean?

00:08:33.640 And then like, what happened?

00:08:35.020 I don't know.

00:08:35.820 He was on a bunch of drugs.

00:08:36.920 He ate him.

00:08:37.400 Here he is eating him.

00:08:38.300 Yeah.

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00:09:11.440 We have some updates with Israel Hamas.

00:09:14.620 Things are obviously escalating there.

00:09:16.960 Greta Thunberg posted about it and then she had to delete it because there is a stuffed

00:09:23.780 animal in the picture that people said was anti-Semitic.

00:09:27.460 Yeah.

00:09:27.840 So Greta had a little stuffed animal with a frowny face.

00:09:31.000 She obviously stands with Gaza, you know, the Palestine, all that.

00:09:35.300 You know, she took, that's what you have to do if you're Greta.

00:09:37.860 You have to check every box if you want to stay Greta.

00:09:41.480 And so they said that it was reminiscent of a anti-Semitic cartoon from the Hitler days,

00:09:48.720 which is this, which is the Jewish octopus spreading across the globe.

00:09:53.640 And then they said, oh, Greta, this little stuffed animal.

00:09:56.580 It was an homage or I don't know, a hat tip.

00:10:00.600 Yeah.

00:10:00.860 Greta does hat tips.

00:10:01.720 Because I guess octopuses were used to describe Jews and how they're involved all over the

00:10:07.000 world.

00:10:07.440 Here's the picture they said it referenced.

00:10:09.540 Yeah.

00:10:09.920 So Greta may have been doing a tongue in cheek anti-Semitic thing.

00:10:13.360 Or someone in the group or yeah.

00:10:15.460 Or is it just an autistic stuffed animal thing?

00:10:18.400 It has like a sad face and it reverses to a happy face and it helps her show people how

00:10:23.960 she's feeling.

00:10:24.460 Is that what she said or what?

00:10:25.740 Well, that's what it is.

00:10:26.360 That's what she said.

00:10:27.020 It's a-

00:10:27.560 Toy helps with her autism.

00:10:28.860 Yeah.

00:10:29.020 Yeah.

00:10:29.620 Blame it on autism.

00:10:30.940 Yeah.

00:10:31.280 But obviously like, you know, I'm not on Greta's side for anything, but the people who are going,

00:10:36.620 that's anti-Semitism, that's this, this, remember the Hitler drawing?

00:10:40.360 Yeah.

00:10:40.500 The little kid drew the Hitler thing.

00:10:42.360 It's like they're examples of anti-Semitism and like hate crimes are just everyday toys and

00:10:49.580 little kid drawings and it's getting worse and worse, you know?

00:10:52.560 Of course.

00:10:53.140 And also what I've noticed with this situation was there were people taking down photos of

00:10:58.720 kidnapped Israelis.

00:11:00.260 Missing posters.

00:11:01.240 Missing posters of like missing Israelis and the pro-Palestine side was taking those down.

00:11:07.160 Some dentist in Miami got fired.

00:11:09.080 Yeah.

00:11:09.300 There was a couple other ones.

00:11:10.580 Yeah.

00:11:10.820 And it's interesting that they do that because those were the same people that were telling

00:11:14.560 us that those Trump supporters in Charlottesville yelling, Jews will not replace us.

00:11:18.180 We're like the worst people of all time and like irredeemably anti-Semitic, but then there's

00:11:23.320 a missing Israeli person and then they're taking those posters down, which is like, isn't

00:11:28.320 that way worse?

00:11:29.220 Yeah.

00:11:29.520 Then some words or something.

00:11:31.140 Yeah.

00:11:31.340 Well, I actually kind of had a weird thought on that.

00:11:34.100 Like, obviously we caught you.

00:11:38.060 You're ripping down the missing Israeli poster, but it's like, what is a missing Israeli poster

00:11:42.260 doing in like some random town in Massachusetts?

00:11:45.240 Like I get it.

00:11:46.460 So then it's, you're not like, it's not to find someone.

00:11:49.620 It's to raise awareness, right?

00:11:51.460 Yeah.

00:11:52.080 Well, whatever.

00:11:52.740 And then it's like, then this other side, we already know the Palestinian types are storming

00:11:58.100 every city that they can.

00:11:59.860 And so it's like, the other side is going to take it down.

00:12:02.200 It's like an information propaganda war.

00:12:04.360 So it's like, you're not actually insulting the individual missing person.

00:12:08.200 It's just two sides doing their propaganda war.

00:12:11.260 I, I, you know, like, it's not that crazy.

00:12:14.260 It's not like you just insulted and stepped on the graves of a thousand people.

00:12:17.340 It's like, no, both sides are going to do their, that's what it is.

00:12:21.140 So when it comes to that, I think that there, there's the idea that like, oh, we posted

00:12:25.220 the poster and that's going to help raise awareness because this person's missing.

00:12:28.420 But in reality, it's just bait.

00:12:30.360 They're just posting that poster.

00:12:31.840 So a pro-Palestinian side can come and tear it down and then they'll go, you tore that down

00:12:36.060 here, blah, blah, blah.

00:12:37.060 I was filming you.

00:12:38.060 So it's all fake.

00:12:38.900 It's all bait.

00:12:40.100 I'm less engaged in this conflict than ever.

00:12:42.320 I'm obviously paying attention to it.

00:12:43.800 Yeah, me too.

00:12:44.520 But there's no correct side.

00:12:47.180 Obviously, innocent people are dying on both sides and that's what we are against.

00:12:50.960 I don't want anyone innocent to die.

00:12:52.700 I think it's very sad when people die.

00:12:54.640 But in reality, it's kind of like, oh, who are you rooting for?

00:12:57.940 The Harlem Globetrotters or the other team?

00:13:00.340 And at the end of the day, it's just a big show.

00:13:03.380 Yeah.

00:13:03.580 It's not what it is.

00:13:05.520 It's a big show.

00:13:07.480 And there are some questions that need to be asked that I think are important.

00:13:11.860 Okay.

00:13:12.220 Like, where did Hamas come from?

00:13:14.420 Who created Hamas?

00:13:15.980 Who created ISIS?

00:13:17.800 Because then I'm looking into this whole situation with a controlled opposition angle to it.

00:13:24.660 And that's what makes me really not want to get involved.

00:13:27.400 Yeah.

00:13:27.640 Because controlled opposition is something that happens throughout history.

00:13:30.780 We've seen it a million times.

00:13:32.220 And then when you look into where these groups came from, I don't want to say who, but it starts with the letter C.

00:13:38.440 Yeah.

00:13:38.740 And it's three letters, right?

00:13:40.980 And it ends in A.

00:13:42.120 Yeah.

00:13:42.820 So, you know, you're looking at it and everyone can say, oh, you're being insensitive.

00:13:47.360 There's people who are dead.

00:13:48.320 There's dead kids.

00:13:49.300 That's not – we're not being insensitive to that.

00:13:51.560 That's sad and I don't want people to die.

00:13:53.940 But there is a controlled opposition aspect here which I think makes the whole situation disqualifying.

00:14:00.020 I don't want to pay attention to it.

00:14:01.280 It's all deep state shit and it has been for a long time.

00:14:04.040 Yeah.

00:14:04.200 There's a lot of destabilizing going on in that area and the groups that are doing the destabilizing take pictures with John McCain and Lindsey Graham a few years ago.

00:14:12.320 So, I don't really want to know what's actually going on.

00:14:15.480 So true.

00:14:16.100 So true.

00:14:16.580 Yeah.

00:14:17.100 And then if it's going to end up being a full war, is what?

00:14:21.380 Gen Z going to get drafted?

00:14:22.760 No.

00:14:23.160 Let's see what Gen Z is up to.

00:14:24.960 Is everybody saying Gen Z is going to get drafted?

00:14:27.060 Like, no, fuck we're not.

00:14:28.680 And you know why I know that?

00:14:29.660 Because we're just going to say no.

00:14:30.640 Like, how are they going to actually force us to get up and go to war?

00:14:34.700 I understand it was like that in, like, the 1940s.

00:14:39.900 What else is there to do in 1940 besides shoot people?

00:14:43.560 We have things to do nowadays.

00:14:45.620 We have twerk, be bisexual, eat a hot chip, a lie.

00:14:50.960 And we're also, like, really mentally ill.

00:14:53.880 I have, like, six of these.

00:14:55.000 What makes you think I'm qualified to have a gun, like, within 600 feet of anybody, including myself?

00:15:03.300 And finally, like, guns are, like, so tacky.

00:15:06.240 Like, can you imagine just, like, pulling up with a gun?

00:15:08.660 Like, that is so fucking embarrassing.

00:15:11.540 So, if there is a draft, I just think even if Gen Z is drafted, they're just not going to go.

00:15:17.400 They're not going to show up.

00:15:18.400 Yeah.

00:15:18.720 I believe him.

00:15:19.720 I believe him.

00:15:20.340 I believe him, too.

00:15:21.100 He's a certain type of mentally ill for attention kind of guy who just has general anxiety and as many pills as he wants.

00:15:27.360 Like, that's, you know, you know how Gen Z is.

00:15:31.060 Yeah, exactly.

00:15:32.180 And people aren't realizing how things were a few years ago with Trump versus how things are now.

00:15:37.420 And they didn't realize that there was, like, basically more towards world peace than it is now by a lot.

00:15:43.260 Of course.

00:15:43.840 I mean.

00:15:44.180 And there was this girl who was posting about it, how Joe Biden's a genocider, but you still need to vote for Joe Biden.

00:15:49.100 I just want to say something.

00:15:50.900 Okay.

00:15:51.360 What is going on right now?

00:15:52.660 What we are seeing happening on the internet, people condemning the actions of Genocide Joe, it's great.

00:15:59.000 And it's important and it needs to happen.

00:16:01.100 But Project 2025 is very real.

00:16:03.780 And I hate to say it, but we're stuck in a lesser of two evils situation.

00:16:08.800 Y'all cannot go out and vote for Donald fucking Trump.

00:16:12.900 Okay?

00:16:14.000 Okay?

00:16:15.520 Yeah.

00:16:15.980 Because.

00:16:16.560 So vote for Genocide Joe.

00:16:18.240 She calls him Genocide Joe and then says vote for him.

00:16:20.700 Yeah.

00:16:21.120 I was talking to a medic Sisyphus about this and he was saying how, like, the people who are dying are so far away that, like, this person's feelings are more important than, like, actually dead people.

00:16:31.400 Yeah.

00:16:31.640 So, like, how this person feels about Trump is so much more real than, like, thousands of people.

00:16:36.060 Yeah, that's tangible.

00:16:37.080 She got angry this morning.

00:16:38.560 She can chew on it, you know?

00:16:40.340 Yeah.

00:16:40.740 And then there was a call to action, I think, in England, like a pro-Palestinian rally in England.

00:16:46.160 And then some English chaps brought the St. George Cross flag, which is, like, an old military flag.

00:16:52.800 Crusades.

00:16:53.300 Crusades.

00:16:53.420 It's, like, for the Crusades, yeah.

00:16:54.540 Like, the Christian flag.

00:16:55.520 And here's what the police said to them.

00:16:56.940 So, you can hear me, all right?

00:16:58.580 For the moment, anything racist or even close to racism is said, all right?

00:17:02.400 Hang on, no, no, no, no.

00:17:04.460 Let me finish, let me finish, all right?

00:17:06.240 For the moment anything gets anything close to that, all right, people are going to start getting arrested.

00:17:11.100 So, anything close.

00:17:12.440 Anything close to racism, you're going to start getting arrested because you have a flag here that disagrees with Palestinians.

00:17:17.800 And they might get mad about it and their feelings are more important than your heritage.

00:17:22.840 Yeah, and I know your great-grandfather fought in World War II and the Royal Air Force, but, you know, it's their time now.

00:17:29.100 Yeah, these guys are here, and they'll get pissed really easily.

00:17:31.960 Yeah.

00:17:32.320 Oh, they snap, Tommy.

00:17:35.380 Mohammed, he can snap, Tommy.

00:17:37.440 I just want to let you know that.

00:17:38.560 We don't want you to get in trouble.

00:17:40.420 So, you'll get arrested.

00:17:41.860 There was also a protest in the U.S.

00:17:45.160 I think it was in Portland, where this guy was, like, stuck in traffic, and then people started hitting his car.

00:17:52.080 And then he kind of sped away.

00:17:53.840 Here it is.

00:17:54.500 Not just people, like a city council member, Zach Metzger, is the one filming this.

00:17:58.780 He's not going nowhere now.

00:18:00.760 He's just some old man.

00:18:01.880 He's not going nowhere now.

00:18:03.200 Who's scared.

00:18:04.140 And watched his country get undercut from him.

00:18:07.380 He's not going nowhere now.

00:18:09.580 He's not going nowhere now.

00:18:13.540 He got his stuff.

00:18:14.400 He got his stuff.

00:18:14.420 He got his stuff.

00:18:19.680 Hey, watch out.

00:18:22.080 Keep it going.

00:18:24.340 Yeah, he drove through the parade.

00:18:26.620 He says, find this man.

00:18:30.740 Because he's white.

00:18:32.300 And he's old.

00:18:33.960 Motherfucker just ran.

00:18:35.120 Who's shot?

00:18:35.440 Who's shot?

00:18:40.420 So, he's got to find this man.

00:18:42.520 Yeah.

00:18:42.820 And that's a city council member?

00:18:44.460 Yeah.

00:18:45.000 Yeah.

00:18:45.320 So, that's what they're doing.

00:18:46.220 They're hunting these people down for going to the protest.

00:18:49.460 Or he's a city council candidate.

00:18:50.800 He's running.

00:18:51.820 So, I guess.

00:18:52.500 I don't know.

00:18:53.360 And so, all the old man did was get stuck in the parade.

00:18:55.260 People started jumping on his car.

00:18:56.440 And he drove away fast.

00:18:58.260 And now they got to go find this man.

00:19:00.160 Hunt him down.

00:19:00.920 Yeah.

00:19:01.240 Kill him.

00:19:02.160 All right.

00:19:02.520 Moving on.

00:19:02.800 It's not his country anymore, right?

00:19:03.820 Yeah.

00:19:04.300 And it's about sending that message.

00:19:06.560 Yeah, exactly.

00:19:07.400 Any heritage or lineage you have that goes deep in history.

00:19:10.680 Any blood, sweat, or tears you shed for this country.

00:19:12.960 That's out.

00:19:13.520 It's the imported light brown people's country now.

00:19:16.780 Yeah.

00:19:17.060 It's everybody else's country.

00:19:18.540 Moving on.

00:19:19.460 There's a dumbing down of academia section that we have here.

00:19:24.040 Just a couple quick hits.

00:19:25.640 This was, I think, late last week.

00:19:27.920 The LSAT just announced that the Logic Games analytical reasoning section will be eliminated from the LSAT.

00:19:34.060 So, it will be replaced with a second-scored logical reasoning section.

00:19:38.980 Scoring stays the same.

00:19:40.640 More to come soon.

00:19:42.360 So, you know, anytime you see something drastically change or some scoring drastically change,

00:19:47.620 think that white and Asian people are doing too good at it.

00:19:50.160 That's my general vibe.

00:19:51.340 That's my general rule.

00:19:52.180 I haven't really been wrong yet.

00:19:53.540 White folks are the only ones doing good at logic and Asian people.

00:19:56.980 Here's another headline from Oregon.

00:19:58.740 It says, Oregon, again, says students don't need to prove mastery of reading.

00:20:04.060 Writing or math to graduate, citing harm to students of color.

00:20:08.320 So, it's making people feel bad if they can't read and write as good as everyone else.

00:20:11.840 So, they're going to get rid of it entirely.

00:20:13.260 Yeah.

00:20:13.440 They won't have to prove basic mastery of reading.

00:20:17.920 You know, I don't know.

00:20:19.060 I thought that was kind of the bare minimum.

00:20:20.720 But, you know, the dumbing down continues.

00:20:22.840 These are just some quick headlines.

00:20:24.240 They're not necessarily, like, enough to dedicate our whole lives to.

00:20:26.900 But I just wanted to let everyone know.

00:20:28.640 Yeah.

00:20:29.320 Moving on.

00:20:30.200 In other news, did you hear what happened?

00:20:32.200 No.

00:20:32.540 What?

00:20:32.740 Well, apparently, O-Block J-Hood told a story about TGF Brubra allegedly choking out Chief

00:20:42.240 Keef and throwing him in the dumpster.

00:20:44.340 What?

00:20:45.720 Allegedly.

00:20:46.280 So, O-Block J-Hood, he told a story about it.

00:20:49.320 Yeah.

00:20:49.880 And he told that to THF Brubra?

00:20:52.120 I think it was about THF Brubra.

00:20:54.600 Oh, about THF Brubra.

00:20:55.780 How he allegedly choked out Chief Keef and then threw him in the dumpster.

00:20:59.680 Damn.

00:21:00.540 That's not good.

00:21:00.860 Urban headlines are busy this week.

00:21:02.280 Yeah.

00:21:02.880 That's going to cause, I think that's actually, that's kind of bigger than the Israel section.

00:21:06.920 Do you guys want to talk about that more?

00:21:08.640 I don't fully know what's going on, but if there were humans involved, I hope everyone's

00:21:12.880 okay.

00:21:13.240 Yeah.

00:21:13.520 I hope everyone, choking him out and throwing him in the dumpster.

00:21:16.500 I think Chief Keef survived.

00:21:17.980 So, THF Brubra, head on a swivel out there, Brubra.

00:21:21.360 And then the other guy, too.

00:21:22.980 So, I hope you're okay.

00:21:24.980 O-Block J-Hood.

00:21:26.020 Whichever, I don't know if you're O-Block or J-Hood or O-Block J-Hood, I hope that individual

00:21:30.240 is fine as well.

00:21:31.580 Yeah.

00:21:32.540 All right.

00:21:33.320 The put him in the coffin guy.

00:21:34.720 Remember him?

00:21:35.980 Yeah.

00:21:36.440 I had to be reminded of him.

00:21:38.300 So, we'll play his content for you.

00:21:40.000 This guy invented the phrase, put him in a coffin.

00:21:42.040 And then he.

00:21:42.580 Where he ruins society.

00:21:44.520 Yeah.

00:21:44.720 He was one of the early, like, ruiners of society with no shame.

00:21:48.120 Yep.

00:21:48.600 Running over a police car.

00:21:50.120 Jump on a car.

00:21:51.080 Yeah.

00:21:51.380 He jumps in the produce section.

00:21:54.480 Mm-hmm.

00:21:55.020 Stand-up guy.

00:21:56.300 Stand-up guy.

00:21:57.080 Oh, shit.

00:21:57.820 So.

00:21:58.120 He ruined thousands, not thousands, but a lot of retail setups.

00:22:01.960 Yeah.

00:22:02.500 For sure.

00:22:03.160 So, he, the put him in the coffin guy is now in a coffin himself.

00:22:06.680 Wow.

00:22:07.120 He was my age.

00:22:08.800 Sad.

00:22:08.980 1990 birth year.

00:22:10.160 Meme personality.

00:22:11.000 Mr. Put him in a coffin.

00:22:12.240 Dead.

00:22:13.180 Dead as a doornail.

00:22:13.920 And they put him in the picture with, like, Robin Williams, Harambe, Elvis.

00:22:19.640 Yeah.

00:22:20.240 He's right up there.

00:22:21.520 He was right up there, guys.

00:22:23.180 That public nuisance guy.

00:22:25.240 Yeah.

00:22:25.720 Who was hot in 2016.

00:22:27.860 Yeah.

00:22:28.800 All right.

00:22:29.080 We got to move on.

00:22:30.280 100 Hottest Women.

00:22:32.020 They announced the 100 Hottest Women.

00:22:33.940 Yeah.

00:22:34.420 And look who's on the list.

00:22:35.920 Danny Lately, a biological male, a.k.a. Mr. Strongjaw.

00:22:40.860 Danny was just added to the Hottest 100 Women list by Maxim Magazine.

00:22:44.180 So, Maxim wants to be bye-bye.

00:22:46.020 Maxim wants to go away.

00:22:47.180 They want to write off.

00:22:48.280 They want to draw down.

00:22:49.740 Whoever owns Maxim wants to be able to write them off soon, I guess.

00:22:52.420 Yeah.

00:22:52.780 So, this guy, Danny, is just slightly hotter than Emma Watson, apparently.

00:22:56.960 Yeah.

00:22:58.180 Danny with an I.

00:22:59.420 Yeah.

00:22:59.640 So, it's not, if it was D-A-N-N-Y, that would be a man.

00:23:02.860 But he changed it to an I, and now he's a Maxim Hottest 100.

00:23:06.140 Now he's cute.

00:23:06.980 So, what number was he?

00:23:07.840 Do you know?

00:23:08.220 I think he's towards the end.

00:23:09.760 93?

00:23:10.520 94?

00:23:11.280 I'm assuming.

00:23:12.340 They can't put him at 100.

00:23:14.160 Because that would be embarrassing.

00:23:15.580 It's like, so they have to put him ahead of seven hot, seven of the hottest 100 women

00:23:20.340 on earth.

00:23:20.920 They have to put this guy in front of.

00:23:22.700 They have to put him between like 86 and 94.

00:23:26.100 Yeah.

00:23:26.280 That's the sweet spot.

00:23:26.960 Exactly.

00:23:27.320 That's the sweet spot for someone like that.

00:23:28.420 Can't even do 99 because that's a little too disrespectful for your virtue.

00:23:32.040 Yeah.

00:23:32.360 So, speaking of companies that want to go bye-bye, Target.

00:23:37.060 Yeah.

00:23:37.520 At it again.

00:23:38.420 Target at it again with a trans nutcracker that they're selling for, let's see how overpriced

00:23:43.320 it is, $12.

00:23:44.580 And that's not an irony joke either of like a trans person cracking nuts.

00:23:49.260 Yeah.

00:23:49.560 That's just a trans opportunity to have a flag for a trans thing.

00:23:53.080 Yeah.

00:23:53.320 And I hate Target, as you guys know.

00:23:55.900 I feel like every time I go in there, I feel sick because it's all cheap plastic from China.

00:24:00.300 The whole store is just cheap Chinese plastic re-melted in different products that you don't

00:24:05.440 really even need.

00:24:06.360 Yeah.

00:24:07.180 And which is the Walmart model.

00:24:09.200 It's the exact same model, but Target kind of is trying to attempt to do this arbitrage where,

00:24:14.960 well, our cheap Chinese plastic from the same exact manufacturers that Walmart uses is a little

00:24:19.500 higher end.

00:24:20.300 Like, and that's like kind of the psyop.

00:24:22.280 They want you to feel good about spending $300 at Target, whereas Walmart feels low class.

00:24:27.500 But it's the same products for the most part.

00:24:30.520 Yeah.

00:24:30.620 It's all imported from China, as cheap as it can get, sold to you at an insane markup,

00:24:35.240 and, you know, life goes on in America.

00:24:37.180 Yeah.

00:24:37.560 And it's crap.

00:24:38.140 And the stock price has gone down.

00:24:39.720 I think some of it has to do with people deliberately not shopping there anymore.

00:24:44.100 But also, I think no one has money.

00:24:46.380 Target is down 34% in the last six months.

00:24:48.940 And it's, I think it's a huge indictment of the middle class's lack of money, excess spending

00:24:55.100 ability.

00:24:55.760 And so it's like all the data's there and, oh, my insurance went up, my this went up,

00:25:00.660 my that went up.

00:25:01.420 All these base costs is, gas is more expensive than ever.

00:25:04.400 These things that are fixed cost and inelastic demand, you know, that eats up all your shit

00:25:09.900 and then you don't spend $400 at Target anymore.

00:25:12.120 Yeah.

00:25:12.380 You shop a little cheaper, so.

00:25:14.320 Exactly.

00:25:15.020 All right.

00:25:15.440 We got to move on.

00:25:15.860 Good short.

00:25:16.400 Good short for anybody who played this.

00:25:18.440 Yeah.

00:25:19.440 We played it, kind of.

00:25:20.600 Yeah.

00:25:20.840 We got out, though, too soon.

00:25:22.100 I got out too soon.

00:25:23.060 Yeah.

00:25:23.460 All right.

00:25:23.980 Speaking of trans shit, you know what I was thinking about?

00:25:26.160 What?

00:25:26.840 It's pretty sweet when a female to male trans person, like, pops the shirt at the pool.

00:25:31.620 Yeah.

00:25:31.980 Because then you're seeing a chick's nips for free.

00:25:33.820 Yeah.

00:25:34.400 Yeah, yeah.

00:25:35.000 Like, oh, I'm a guy.

00:25:36.360 Oh, yeah.

00:25:36.780 Hell yeah, brother.

00:25:37.280 I'm a guy now.

00:25:38.160 Saw your nips.

00:25:38.960 Caught you.

00:25:39.300 Saw your nips.

00:25:40.140 Saw girl nips for free.

00:25:41.300 That little mustache you got doesn't, you know, still girl nips.

00:25:44.700 All right.

00:25:45.040 We have to get through this.

00:25:45.980 We're almost done with housekeeping.

00:25:47.260 We have a full page left, but, you know, some guys have an eyeliner look.

00:25:53.020 Yeah.

00:25:53.460 Do you know what I'm talking about?

00:25:54.420 Of course.

00:25:54.980 The guy from Batman.

00:25:56.240 The mayor from Batman is one, and also the quarterback for the Saints is the other.

00:26:00.780 Derek Carr.

00:26:01.960 Yeah.

00:26:02.660 It might be Derek.

00:26:03.140 They look like they have eyeliner on.

00:26:05.100 David Carr, maybe.

00:26:06.300 Yeah.

00:26:06.840 There's a certain type of guy.

00:26:08.320 And I don't know if they're putting eyeliner on and that's the look, or if they got something

00:26:12.460 going on with their eyes, but there's a certain type of look that some guys have, and it looks

00:26:17.920 like they're wearing eyeliner.

00:26:19.460 Yeah.

00:26:20.160 What's up with that?

00:26:21.180 I don't know.

00:26:21.360 We need answers.

00:26:22.080 We do need answers.

00:26:23.620 The mayor from Batman is a good one, especially.

00:26:25.960 Yeah.

00:26:26.960 So, something to keep an eye on.

00:26:28.900 Yeah.

00:26:29.140 I don't know.

00:26:29.520 Or explain it to us.

00:26:30.480 And also, people in Afghanistan have that.

00:26:32.940 Yeah.

00:26:33.800 Afghans.

00:26:34.720 They like it.

00:26:36.060 But they're not putting on anything.

00:26:37.700 They're not putting on makeup.

00:26:38.380 They might be putting on a little makeup.

00:26:40.180 All right.

00:26:40.520 We got to get to the bottom of that, though.

00:26:41.720 Yeah.

00:26:42.080 All right.

00:26:42.400 Let's move on.

00:26:43.120 We're into other parts of housekeeping.

00:26:46.080 Remember the other night when I was telling you how-

00:26:50.720 The men come in your room?

00:26:52.100 Yeah.

00:26:52.520 Yeah.

00:26:52.940 Yeah.

00:26:53.200 Yeah.

00:26:53.440 Yeah.

00:26:53.880 Well, I remember you telling me.

00:26:55.780 Yeah.

00:26:55.960 Yeah.

00:26:56.160 I do.

00:26:56.800 So, there's this thing that happens to me when I'm asleep, and I wake up in the middle of

00:27:00.600 the night, and then I look around my room, and I see these guys scurrying away, where

00:27:04.780 they kind of see me wake up, and they go, whoop, and they get back, and then there's

00:27:07.980 this cloud that's like a shadow, almost, that they can kind of hide behind.

00:27:12.180 Okay.

00:27:12.660 And then I wake up, and then it goes like that to the corners of the room, and then

00:27:16.060 my room is back to normal.

00:27:17.640 Yeah.

00:27:18.000 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:27:18.440 But I wake up for a second, and there's a cloud, and there's people working on me and

00:27:21.600 doing stuff, and then I go, oh, am I waking up?

00:27:24.840 What's going on?

00:27:25.560 And by the time I'm fully-

00:27:26.000 Who's there?

00:27:26.860 By the time I'm fully awake, the cloud just goes to the corners, and everything is back to

00:27:30.400 normal.

00:27:30.860 Okay, yeah.

00:27:31.680 But something's going on, and I'm close to catching them.

00:27:35.020 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:27:36.060 We should tell that to a doctor.

00:27:38.160 We should tell that to a doctor, and maybe put you on a psychiatric hold for not too long.

00:27:42.940 Not too long.

00:27:43.060 48 hours.

00:27:44.060 Couple days.

00:27:44.800 Check yourself in, check you out.

00:27:46.220 Yeah.

00:27:46.580 Yeah, that's psychosis, buddy, that you're describing.

00:27:48.580 Yeah, there's, I'm close to getting them, and I'm glad you agree.

00:27:52.580 Yeah.

00:27:53.200 All right, last clip of housekeeping, the grilled soap lady.

00:27:56.520 Yeah, this is a life hack, I guess.

00:27:58.900 Style soap.

00:28:00.400 This is, yeah.

00:28:04.400 Perfectly melted.

00:28:05.480 Quickly putting it into a glass bowl.

00:28:08.220 We're going to add some purple to this.

00:28:10.280 I'm so confused about what you're making.

00:28:12.280 We're going to add just a little bit of water.

00:28:14.080 Smart.

00:28:14.300 Just that much.

00:28:15.040 And we're just going to keep this on a low setting.

00:28:16.560 We have a glove, and we're just putting this in.

00:28:20.360 Make sure that it's on there pre-taught.

00:28:22.740 We're taking this soap, and we're putting it into the glove.

00:28:26.900 You're just going to squeeze those into the fingers.

00:28:29.740 Wow.

00:28:30.240 Just like that.

00:28:31.120 You're just going to take one of these squeegees, but you want this side on the end.

00:28:35.040 So you're going to push this down.

00:28:36.920 Now we're going to let it sit until it hardens.

00:28:38.680 It has hardened fully.

00:28:40.600 I'm just going to cut that latex glove.

00:28:43.180 Look at how smooth that's coming off.

00:28:45.260 And it looks just like this.

00:28:47.240 So do you know what it does yet?

00:28:48.260 So you just put this right next to your sink, and when you're washing your hands, you just

00:28:52.260 go like this.

00:28:53.040 And it's a fun way for your kids to wash their hands every day, because they can just shake

00:28:56.900 a hand.

00:28:57.340 Yeah, that's fun for kids.

00:29:00.360 Are these guys doing a bit?

00:29:01.720 Is this like a bit?

00:29:02.800 I don't know.

00:29:03.860 Kids, yeah.

00:29:04.420 Kids love shaking hands.

00:29:06.360 Kids love soaping their hands.

00:29:07.740 Kids don't even look at you in the eye when you talk to them.

00:29:10.240 Yeah.

00:29:10.420 They love shaking hands, though.

00:29:12.080 Yeah.

00:29:12.460 They love Paw Patrol.

00:29:13.820 But this is Paw Patrol.

00:29:14.980 Yeah.

00:29:15.420 I don't know what to tell you.

00:29:16.700 This is more fun.

00:29:17.600 And then every time you eat steak, it tastes like an Irish spring.

00:29:20.940 Yeah.

00:29:21.540 Smart.

00:29:21.920 It has a little bit of a soap to it.

00:29:23.880 All right.

00:29:24.260 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

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00:31:20.280 We have some good clips in Cringe of the Week.

00:31:23.560 The fat woman on the beach.

00:31:25.460 Let's start with that.

00:31:26.420 There she goes.

00:31:27.580 Wow.

00:31:27.820 Oh, seven of them maybe.

00:31:29.800 Look at her.

00:31:30.340 Oh, one's too slow.

00:31:32.860 So, yeah.

00:31:34.460 There they go.

00:31:35.740 And Rap Boy had a funny tweet about this.

00:31:37.620 What did it say?

00:31:38.220 I said, this is how I run in a dream.

00:31:40.660 From a bad dream?

00:31:41.840 From a bad guy chasing me.

00:31:43.360 Just slow motion.

00:31:44.980 Yeah.

00:31:45.400 That's funny.

00:31:46.260 It's a dream.

00:31:47.020 And that's not how either of us obviously run in real life because those people are fatter than both of us.

00:31:52.540 Yes.

00:31:53.240 Are you going to ask me?

00:31:54.320 By a lot.

00:31:54.820 Everyone's fatter than you?

00:31:55.620 You don't even need to ask.

00:31:56.560 We know.

00:31:56.880 Look at the video.

00:31:57.580 Yeah.

00:31:58.460 And this is kind of like, I don't know, something I'm noticing trend-wise in the world, like on social media, everywhere.

00:32:06.360 People are leaning into their extraordinary and or freakish stuff.

00:32:11.240 A lot of people on social media are just some sort of version of a freak.

00:32:16.580 Yeah.

00:32:16.980 And we talked about this, how the modeling is becoming the freak show and it's old circus time stuff.

00:32:23.920 But people are doing it on their own and everybody who goes viral, you're either genuinely great at something and undeniable talent or you're just an average guy but who's a freak kind of.

00:32:34.780 And then these girls alone, they're just a morbidly obese woman who's very bottom-heavy, pear-shaped, if you will.

00:32:43.760 Fat-bottom girl.

00:32:44.500 But you get them together.

00:32:46.420 You get a group of these people together.

00:32:47.740 They start oiling each other's giant asses up and they run around and start causing a scene.

00:32:51.560 Yeah.

00:32:51.940 All of a sudden, they're powerful.

00:32:53.240 Yeah.

00:32:53.600 That's very true.

00:32:54.340 A lot of people are leaning into their bad things.

00:32:56.420 I guess.

00:32:57.100 I don't know.

00:32:57.760 Instead of like-

00:32:58.440 Or just monetizing it on social media somehow, I guess.

00:33:01.640 Like the thing that they have that is not great, instead of saying, hey, this isn't great and I'm going to work on it because I'm not a perfect person and I want to improve constantly.

00:33:10.760 Instead of doing that, they kind of lean into it and then they get rewarded for it on social media.

00:33:15.240 The algorithm rewards.

00:33:16.300 So, yeah, the days of self-improvement are going away for a large group of people in society.

00:33:23.060 Yeah, for sure.

00:33:24.320 The laws of physics.

00:33:25.440 I don't know.

00:33:26.280 These asses, man.

00:33:27.240 Some crazy shit.

00:33:29.660 And they all just start running.

00:33:30.960 Like, what's the point?

00:33:34.560 What's the word for a group of hippos?

00:33:36.540 Like a pride?

00:33:37.300 Yeah, there's got to be a word for it.

00:33:38.720 I don't know.

00:33:39.140 That word is theirs.

00:33:40.180 Yep.

00:33:40.600 All right, let's move on.

00:33:41.500 The queer Halloween person.

00:33:43.500 Yeah, let's see who this is.

00:33:44.820 Not this, but that.

00:33:45.920 Here's a gender inclusive tip.

00:33:47.460 Don't be your child's first bully.

00:33:48.920 If they want to dress up whatever they want to dress up as, as long as it's not cultural appropriation, let them.

00:33:54.560 Let them play.

00:33:55.220 Remember that witches and warlocks, vampires and werewolves, princes and princesses come in all genders.

00:34:01.540 Halloween and dressing up is often an opportunity for a kid to feel joy, do something fun.

00:34:06.560 So if your child wants to gender bend with whatever they want to dress up for Halloween, let them play and enjoy it.

00:34:11.300 Otherwise, I will find you.

00:34:12.980 Light threat at the end.

00:34:14.320 Yeah, light man threatening you.

00:34:16.180 Yeah, as long as it's not cultural appropriation, too.

00:34:18.640 So they have some rules.

00:34:19.920 Let kids be whatever they want, as long as it's not like an Indian or a cowboy.

00:34:24.080 Not a fucking Indian.

00:34:25.120 You better not.

00:34:27.100 In a situation like this, it kind of goes back to our overarching theme of like, why did we start listening to kids and thinking kids know best?

00:34:34.900 Yeah.

00:34:35.380 And then also this adult, period.

00:34:37.920 Yeah.

00:34:38.260 This man, this confused man with makeup who's threatening you at the end of the video.

00:34:43.320 Like, why are we listening to him?

00:34:44.940 If you want to become a doctor and you're like a 19-year-old kid and you're about to, you're in college and you're pre-med, you want to learn, okay, oh, that guy's got a white coat.

00:34:53.860 He's a surgeon.

00:34:54.980 I'll go ask him about what it's like to be a doctor, you know?

00:34:57.760 Yeah, if you want to be dumb and retarded, I know a guy.

00:35:00.740 Yeah, exactly.

00:35:01.400 If you want to be some gender freak or if you want that for your kids, then yeah, maybe listen to this loser, this dork on social media, right?

00:35:09.500 Yeah.

00:35:09.980 I used to have a phrase, only listen to who you listen to.

00:35:12.720 Yeah, and then this guy's not on the fucking list at all.

00:35:15.680 Even close.

00:35:16.620 Definitely not on the list at all.

00:35:18.020 But yeah, I mean, there's countless other things.

00:35:20.260 Like, if you want really good food, you don't go ask the fattest guy you know.

00:35:24.020 You ask a Michelin chef, you know?

00:35:26.780 And this is like, well, if you want your kid to be trans at the end of it, then sure.

00:35:31.860 Yeah.

00:35:32.200 Ask this guy.

00:35:33.140 This is who you steer it towards.

00:35:34.360 Yeah, go ahead.

00:35:35.580 He's got a whole playbook.

00:35:37.420 But no cultural appropriation though.

00:35:39.420 Yeah.

00:35:39.540 But like, I mean, it's just, why would you listen to this person in anything other than like how a man should apply makeup?

00:35:46.580 And even then, it doesn't look that good.

00:35:48.880 Yeah.

00:35:49.380 You know?

00:35:49.700 That's a good point.

00:35:50.500 So, I don't know.

00:35:51.540 Listen to the kids, whatever they want to be.

00:35:53.080 When I was 15, which is like close to an adult.

00:35:55.740 Yeah.

00:35:56.080 I wanted a Texas Longhorn tattoo.

00:35:58.940 And I would have gotten it if we found a guy to do it.

00:36:01.720 Yeah.

00:36:02.140 I know.

00:36:02.540 My parents would have killed me.

00:36:03.720 It doesn't even make any sense.

00:36:04.800 And it would have been so stupid.

00:36:06.280 And you'd be paying to remove it sometime in the last 10 years.

00:36:10.040 I would probably pay to remove it when I was like 18 or 19.

00:36:12.760 Yeah.

00:36:13.220 You sobered up.

00:36:14.340 Yeah.

00:36:15.120 So, that's why I don't think listening to kids is ever a good idea.

00:36:18.580 All right.

00:36:18.740 Let's move on.

00:36:19.240 The Queers for Gaza person.

00:36:20.500 Yeah.

00:36:20.980 Let's see what else they're up to.

00:36:23.080 I keep getting comments that if I was in Gaza, I would be killed for being queer.

00:36:26.980 And first off, there are queer people in Gaza.

00:36:29.400 And they're being killed for being Palestinian.

00:36:31.560 Secondly, I don't need to move across the ocean to experience violence for being queer.

00:36:35.420 I literally had to evacuate my place six months ago because people were so violent and sending me death threats, literally hunting me down for being trans.

00:36:45.340 This is in the United States of America.

00:36:47.040 The United States of America for trans people is in stage seven and eight.

00:36:50.820 Palestine is in nine and ten.

00:36:52.780 There is a reason why the United States was the only country who vetoed a United Nations security.

00:36:59.220 We get it.

00:36:59.740 Stop yapping.

00:37:00.700 Yes, queen.

00:37:01.640 Shout it from the rooftops.

00:37:02.880 Shout it from the rooftops and then they dump you off.

00:37:05.240 In America.

00:37:05.940 Yeah, in America.

00:37:06.780 Relax.

00:37:07.380 Relax.

00:37:07.640 In Denver, shout it from the rooftops.

00:37:09.740 At least you know it's not a skit.

00:37:11.100 That's what I was saying.

00:37:12.600 When someone's like this and the voice is like this and it's Elliot Page.

00:37:16.440 Yeah.

00:37:16.880 Little Elliot.

00:37:18.000 At least you know it's not a skit.

00:37:18.900 You know they did it.

00:37:19.820 You know they really did it.

00:37:20.660 That's real.

00:37:21.360 A girl wouldn't grow her mustache out like that.

00:37:23.800 Just a mentally deranged person, which is fine.

00:37:25.680 It's just a young, this looks like a young woman who took an insane amount of testosterone.

00:37:30.800 Yeah.

00:37:31.140 Like shit that you should never even do.

00:37:33.620 So we'll see what cancers form later.

00:37:35.900 But for now, he's got a message.

00:37:38.240 He has a message on Palestine.

00:37:40.020 On Palestine and Gaza and, yeah, and Israel.

00:37:44.260 We'll take advice from them.

00:37:44.900 Some doctor wrote him a testosterone prescription in 20 minutes, but he's a threat of genocide

00:37:50.700 in America.

00:37:51.600 Yeah.

00:37:52.040 That's what this guy is up to.

00:37:53.580 This bro.

00:37:54.300 And what's going on with the orange blush?

00:37:56.320 That could have been cute.

00:37:57.940 That could have been cute, but you botched it.

00:38:00.440 Like why does transness mean botched makeup?

00:38:03.640 It's always botched makeup.

00:38:05.120 That's a tenet.

00:38:06.100 It's part of their, it keeps you off balance.

00:38:08.380 Yeah.

00:38:08.660 Because you're like, hmm, makeup's supposed to look this way, but that's a little boy,

00:38:11.880 man, girl with the mustache, but he's got the blush and it's all shitty.

00:38:15.700 Mm-hmm.

00:38:16.360 So that's part of it.

00:38:17.160 Yeah.

00:38:17.440 That you did shitty orange blush.

00:38:19.080 Mm-hmm.

00:38:19.340 That could have been cute.

00:38:20.320 Yeah.

00:38:21.300 I saw a saying on Twitter that was pretty applicable to this situation.

00:38:26.180 Sure.

00:38:26.440 It said, don't be ashamed of who you are.

00:38:28.540 That's your parents' job.

00:38:29.940 Yeah.

00:38:30.240 And while that's true, there are some parents who are doing some shameful things themselves

00:38:35.580 as well.

00:38:36.360 Yeah, man.

00:38:37.080 This next section is, I guess, kind of like the aged out social media people.

00:38:40.860 Yeah.

00:38:41.280 Which this is not a typical cringe, but I kind of like it.

00:38:44.220 Yeah.

00:38:44.400 This next section is interesting.

00:38:46.340 We have three examples of older people doing not the best stuff on social media.

00:38:53.640 Who do you want to start with?

00:38:54.540 The dwarf wiping her, how the dwarf wipes her ass.

00:38:57.260 This is a 53-year-old woman.

00:38:58.860 Yeah.

00:38:59.340 How do you wipe your ass?

00:39:01.640 Imagine getting this question almost every day of your life.

00:39:04.340 I got this step stool.

00:39:05.440 That's how I get up onto the toilet.

00:39:07.480 Let's get some toilet paper.

00:39:08.840 I keep that close by.

00:39:10.440 The holder is across from the toilet, but I can't reach it with my T-Rex arms.

00:39:14.620 Get a big wad of toilet paper, ball it up, and I've designed these sticks.

00:39:18.420 I use them for various things, light switches, pulling my pants up and down, but I use it in

00:39:23.540 the bathroom.

00:39:24.000 So this is what I do.

00:39:25.180 Everybody get ready.

00:39:26.100 Big wad of toilet paper.

00:39:27.620 Shove it between the bits there.

00:39:29.560 Get up on the edge of it, and I sit on the toilet paper.

00:39:32.860 And then I scooch back and forth.

00:39:35.560 Oh, yeah.

00:39:36.460 Sometimes you got to get all the way to the back.

00:39:38.900 I happen to have some Klingons.

00:39:41.160 You got to go deep with that.

00:39:43.040 But when you're done, oh, that's my next step.

00:39:45.780 Flushing the toilet.

00:39:47.140 That's right.

00:39:47.700 See, it's not really that hard, because you know what?

00:39:50.140 She uses a shit stick, and it says,

00:39:52.880 I'm not looking for solutions from strangers.

00:39:56.280 So she's not taking tips.

00:39:57.740 She's not taking tips.

00:39:59.220 53 years old.

00:40:00.160 She's set in her ways with a shit stick.

00:40:02.020 And she's using a shit stick and a squirm technique.

00:40:05.260 What if it's a really messy shit?

00:40:07.300 Well, I think if it's a messy shit, she probably just runs the bath.

00:40:10.260 Why?

00:40:10.560 Like, I'm sure, like, if she gets, like, Chipotle or, like, Top China, she probably just runs the bath before it gets there and then just eats it and then takes a bath or whatever after, I'm assuming.

00:40:20.260 Are you admitting to something with that?

00:40:22.560 I think I just, I'm just assuming.

00:40:24.060 Yeah, yeah, run a bath.

00:40:24.820 That's very standard, right?

00:40:25.700 Yeah, run a bath.

00:40:26.500 Yeah, throw out the underwear after.

00:40:28.220 Yeah.

00:40:28.400 Dude, this 53-year-old woman is talking about how every day someone asks her, how do you wipe?

00:40:34.620 How do you fucking wipe?

00:40:35.440 It's like the paparazzi when she walks out of her house.

00:40:37.340 How do you shit?

00:40:37.700 How do you wipe?

00:40:38.320 How do you shit?

00:40:39.080 Like, dude, maybe, like, it makes me sad to see this.

00:40:43.820 Yeah.

00:40:44.420 Every day she gets asked.

00:40:46.440 How do you shit?

00:40:47.080 Mr. President, how do you shit?

00:40:48.420 How do you wipe?

00:40:50.440 With a shit stick.

00:40:51.580 And so here she is to answer it for everybody on social media, 53 years old.

00:40:55.140 You can't just buy a bidet for 100 bucks.

00:40:57.380 That's what I thought.

00:40:58.560 I thought there would be a whole hands-free optimized thing.

00:41:01.220 You're telling me 53 years you're not taking tips and it's shit stick with shimmy?

00:41:05.620 If you did bidet plus the shit stick with the squirm, I think you'd have a pretty high success rate.

00:41:11.920 I think she, you know, I hate to be rude.

00:41:14.560 This person obviously is living a very different life.

00:41:17.240 I think this video is implicitly admitting that she has shit that she can't fully get all the time.

00:41:23.740 I think so, too.

00:41:25.700 So, I don't know, man.

00:41:26.480 And we're not being mean, but she gets asked this every day.

00:41:29.020 She gets asked it every day and she has a shit stick and fully acts it out for us on social media.

00:41:33.220 You shouldn't be doing this on social media.

00:41:35.660 That's the mistake.

00:41:36.620 I don't know.

00:41:38.020 Like, it makes me sad.

00:41:40.300 It makes me frustrated that someone did this and said, hey, I'm going to tell the whole world exactly how I shit.

00:41:45.720 And that shit stick is disgusting.

00:41:47.740 Oh.

00:41:48.640 You think that shit stick's clean?

00:41:51.180 No.

00:41:51.540 All right.

00:41:52.820 Let's go move on.

00:41:53.540 We have to kind of go faster through the last parts of Cringe.

00:41:55.640 All right.

00:41:55.900 The old men on Hinge.

00:41:57.240 There's a thing where these old guys are on Hinge and there's like a little voice thing where you can, it's a prompt where you can answer a question with your voice.

00:42:04.380 And these are what people over the age of 60 to 100 are doing on Hinge.

00:42:12.060 Fish tacos.

00:42:12.820 I hope that you're having a G date.

00:42:16.900 G stands for good.

00:42:18.560 Why should you date me?

00:42:22.340 I love to please my partner in every way possible.

00:42:28.920 Hi, my name is Buck and you know what I like to do.

00:42:34.080 So that's what these guys are up to on Hinge.

00:42:38.140 What's worse, Buck who likes to fuck or the shit stick?

00:42:41.600 I think they're both just horrible.

00:42:43.580 I know.

00:42:44.060 This is why we have this section.

00:42:45.960 If your parents are acting like this on the internet, guys, intervene.

00:42:50.280 I am so grateful that I had like really nice, normal, modest parents.

00:42:55.080 I know.

00:42:55.600 Where I never saw them like drunk or doing like inappropriate sexual stuff out or like saying anything like out of line to my friends.

00:43:05.120 Yeah.

00:43:05.560 Just everything was real professional how I grew up.

00:43:08.080 Yeah.

00:43:08.480 And these Hinge ones, I feel a little bad because some girl just did this and screen recorded them and exposed them.

00:43:13.560 So like this is less putting it out there.

00:43:15.960 Our next guy, he's putting it out there.

00:43:18.840 And this guy we covered on Bonus Land with a different section of boomer type adults.

00:43:23.340 Not boomer, but older adults acting out on social media.

00:43:26.480 We had Lil' Jason Aldean.

00:43:27.840 That was in Bonus Land.

00:43:29.640 But look at this guy.

00:43:30.800 This guy's got like daughters and stuff.

00:43:32.620 And it says when she says she's dying to see me.

00:43:35.460 And I got to put the music all the way down because it's copywritten.

00:43:37.760 But imagine some corny song.

00:43:40.600 And then he comes up to the camera and starts like biting his shirt.

00:43:45.860 You're someone's father.

00:43:47.940 Your daughter could find this.

00:43:49.300 And even if you had a girlfriend and then you sent that to her, okay, that's not so bad.

00:43:55.480 Still crosses the line.

00:43:56.500 Still crosses the line.

00:43:57.320 You put that on TikTok.

00:43:59.540 TikTok and Instagram Reels and you're just-

00:44:02.160 It gets millions of views.

00:44:03.680 It gets shared 100,000 times because people go, look at this.

00:44:07.960 It's not because they relate or the content's good.

00:44:10.980 Yeah.

00:44:11.480 Say, look at this fully grown 40 plus bordering 50 year old man.

00:44:15.760 Basically a pet.

00:44:16.560 But, and it's weird because that thing, that shame thing that he should have, he doesn't have.

00:44:22.900 It's off.

00:44:23.300 The governor's off.

00:44:24.180 And he knows that people are making fun of him.

00:44:26.180 But the likes and the squirts he gets from the likes-

00:44:28.920 It overrides the shame.

00:44:29.700 It overrides.

00:44:30.620 And it's like, yeah, I might be getting made fun of.

00:44:32.480 But million views, man.

00:44:34.080 That feels fucking good.

00:44:35.420 You never got a million views.

00:44:36.720 That feels good.

00:44:37.860 Yeah.

00:44:38.040 So that's the end of cringe.

00:44:39.420 That was a solid cringe.

00:44:40.960 Atypical cringe, but which is nice.

00:44:43.080 I like to switch it up.

00:44:44.360 So if you see it, if you see something, say something for these old people who are acting

00:44:48.340 a fool on social media.

00:44:49.720 Let the pigs, if you're a hippo black woman, join this group.

00:44:53.900 That's fine.

00:44:54.740 Get with them.

00:44:55.580 Just the old people need to stop.

00:44:57.180 Yeah.

00:44:57.400 That's a good point.

00:44:58.560 All right.

00:44:58.980 Let's move on to Urban Decay.

00:45:00.740 Hey, there is a guy who is a child predator on the sex registry.

00:45:07.520 He was arrested.

00:45:08.780 Who is setting up shop outside of a school in a tent, and he's offering free fentanyl

00:45:13.560 to kids.

00:45:14.560 Here's the video.

00:45:15.520 And I think we may have had an update recently.

00:45:19.340 Like, he did finally get moved.

00:45:21.700 Yeah.

00:45:21.980 But let this, we'll play it out first.

00:45:24.960 I've been in San Francisco, basically homeless for 26 years.

00:45:29.100 46-year-old Adam Moore tells me he has lived on the sidewalk across the street from Stella

00:45:33.880 Maris Academy for more than two years, and that his sign offering free fentanyl for new

00:45:38.880 users is no joke.

00:45:40.780 Moore says he's just passing on the drugs that other people give him in exchange for blankets

00:45:45.180 and supplies he provides.

00:45:46.800 They feel bad if they don't reciprocate.

00:45:48.800 So they bring me trash that they've scavenged, things that they think are valuable, or they

00:45:53.840 give me some of the drugs that they have, which I don't do.

00:45:56.620 You're exposing grade school kids to this.

00:46:00.000 Mm-hmm.

00:46:00.920 This is not right.

00:46:02.140 You know that.

00:46:02.900 No, no.

00:46:03.740 I mean, the kids, it's shallow.

00:46:04.960 I mean, the kids, the kids come out of the school and they see this?

00:46:07.840 Yeah.

00:46:09.000 Yeah, I only live by two rules.

00:46:10.860 Be kind to others and make it look easy for children.

00:46:13.880 The Richmond District Police Captain told me they recently tried an undercover sting on Moore,

00:46:18.300 but he didn't have any drugs at the time.

00:46:20.700 However, it's his past that's led to some concerns.

00:46:23.960 Moore is on the Megan's Law website for lewd and lascivious acts with a child under the age of 14.

00:46:29.400 I was innocent.

00:46:30.420 He goes on to claim he's innocent.

00:46:32.120 Yeah.

00:46:32.420 It's over.

00:46:32.920 We've seen all we needed to see, right?

00:46:34.120 Yeah.

00:46:34.480 So the progressives would rather have a homeless pedo giving fentanyl to their kids outside

00:46:38.240 of a school than just admit that their ideas and their police policy is stupid and doesn't

00:46:43.740 work.

00:46:44.140 Yeah.

00:46:44.340 So that's basically what I'm realizing.

00:46:46.160 And outside of a school, in the tweet or the article, it said, cops can't do anything

00:46:51.660 about it.

00:46:52.500 Yeah.

00:46:52.740 And if that's true, if cops can't do anything about it, the sex offender in a tent outside

00:46:56.940 of a school, like, oh, the cops tried an undercover sting and he didn't have any drugs on him at

00:47:01.840 the time.

00:47:02.400 Okay.

00:47:02.720 Let's leave that out and just do sex offender outside of a school.

00:47:05.620 Yeah.

00:47:05.820 If you can't do anything about that, we are in a failed state.

00:47:09.160 Yeah.

00:47:09.380 That's it.

00:47:09.940 Like, and we need to redo the whole thing, right?

00:47:12.360 Yeah.

00:47:12.660 We're deep in a failed state.

00:47:14.460 This guy is advertising it.

00:47:16.280 He's on the sexual predator registry list for children and cops can't do anything about

00:47:22.060 it.

00:47:22.320 But we need to-

00:47:22.880 The cops have no tools at their disposal.

00:47:24.700 We can't do anything, but we also need to get really involved in Israel and Hamas and

00:47:28.560 what's going on over there.

00:47:29.380 Yeah.

00:47:29.760 We need to send it.

00:47:30.380 In our own country, cops can't do anything about it.

00:47:32.620 And there's a guy who's a pedo trying to give fentanyl to kids outside of a school, but

00:47:35.880 cops can't do anything about it.

00:47:37.020 Yeah.

00:47:37.200 We need to get involved in the Middle East and make sure things are okay over there.

00:47:40.040 Yeah.

00:47:40.400 We need a warship in the Mediterranean.

00:47:42.400 Now!

00:47:43.200 Yeah.

00:47:43.620 John McCain.

00:47:44.420 It makes you wonder, what would Tony Soprano do?

00:47:46.680 He would stomp the guy's- He would pistol whip him and stomp his teeth out like he did

00:47:49.880 to Coco after he told Meadow Soprano she had cream on her lip.

00:47:52.760 Yeah.

00:47:53.360 Yeah.

00:47:53.640 That's exactly what he would do.

00:47:55.560 You do it again-

00:47:56.720 Yeah.

00:47:57.180 And you're dead.

00:47:57.980 And Butchie's there saying, don't do it!

00:48:00.220 But Tony does it anyway, because that's the kind of guy he is.

00:48:02.720 Yeah.

00:48:02.880 And then this guy- Yeah.

00:48:03.680 So part of the update that I just recently saw, a parent punched him, apparently.

00:48:08.100 So once the story got out, a parent came and Tony Soprano'd him.

00:48:12.000 But I think they're still working on getting this guy out.

00:48:15.400 Yeah.

00:48:15.760 And if a parent punches him, I'm sure that's the guy who gets arrested.

00:48:18.200 Parent gets arrested.

00:48:19.340 Yeah.

00:48:19.780 Exactly.

00:48:19.980 You can't do anything.

00:48:20.520 And that's why they crack down on groups that do stuff, like the Proud Boys, for example,

00:48:24.200 that go so hard on them.

00:48:25.300 It's because that's kind of who would go clean this type of thing up.

00:48:28.140 Yeah.

00:48:28.620 Yeah.

00:48:28.760 But they don't want that.

00:48:29.540 And all the other weak men are watching pornography and aren't able to actively participate in society.

00:48:35.020 Yeah.

00:48:35.200 They're shouting at the TV because the Broncos didn't hit the over.

00:48:39.540 Yeah.

00:48:40.020 So-

00:48:40.460 Exactly.

00:48:40.900 All right.

00:48:41.040 Let's move on.

00:48:41.900 Mom tries to teach the kids that cops are bad.

00:48:45.520 Yeah.

00:48:45.800 Well, you know, I kind of agree with her.

00:48:47.140 If the cops can't get the child predator out, maybe I'm switching to her side.

00:48:50.760 Cops don't do anything.

00:48:52.940 To my white moms.

00:48:54.780 All right.

00:48:55.260 How are we talking police to our children?

00:48:58.280 Yeah.

00:48:58.960 Yeah.

00:48:59.200 My daughter yesterday showed up with a little sticker that looked like a police badge.

00:49:02.820 Apparently, the police just like showed up at her daycare.

00:49:05.580 They ran their lights.

00:49:06.580 They're like, whoop, whoop.

00:49:07.720 We're here.

00:49:08.840 And they were passing out badge stickers like they were candy.

00:49:12.160 My daughter got to hold a walkie-talkie.

00:49:13.840 She came home.

00:49:14.360 She said, Mom, I'm a junior ranger.

00:49:15.780 I need a police car.

00:49:16.660 I was like, what the?

00:49:19.200 Okay.

00:49:19.560 We all know that my child's experience with the police is going to be vastly different

00:49:24.820 than children that don't look like her.

00:49:29.260 We all know this.

00:49:30.460 Okay.

00:49:30.900 And I need to make sure I crush the idolization of police in her.

00:49:37.480 Yeah.

00:49:38.380 We're done with her, right?

00:49:39.840 Yeah.

00:49:40.260 And she's asking TikTok for advice.

00:49:42.860 Yeah.

00:49:43.240 Problem number one.

00:49:44.220 Hey, maybe that trans guy who was talking about Halloween earlier, he can help you out.

00:49:48.420 He has a view on policing in the right way to talk about not be a bootlicker.

00:49:52.920 Yeah.

00:49:53.180 And he knows how to groom kids, right?

00:49:55.120 So let's put you two together and you guys will be, oh, wait, you'll just be San Francisco.

00:50:00.880 Yeah.

00:50:01.280 So then you'll have pedophiles outside and the cops can't do anything.

00:50:05.260 You see where the cycle goes?

00:50:06.740 Yeah.

00:50:06.860 You see how slippery it gets?

00:50:08.200 Yeah, exactly.

00:50:09.640 And there is like this thing where you have to get to the kids early to teach them.

00:50:14.220 Yeah.

00:50:14.500 Because if they get older and understand stuff and have common sense, this is like a stupid

00:50:18.560 idea that wouldn't work.

00:50:19.880 Yeah.

00:50:20.100 So you have to like teach them early.

00:50:21.400 So they have like this preconceived notion for the rest of their life that like cops are

00:50:24.460 bad.

00:50:24.840 I just know because I was told when I was a kid.

00:50:26.440 And it's like you have like this thing where you paint with these broad strokes.

00:50:30.160 So, oh, there's a generalization.

00:50:31.880 Oh, cops are so bad.

00:50:33.140 They're going to kill you.

00:50:33.920 They don't look out for society.

00:50:35.040 They're evil.

00:50:36.060 And then the, so those are the bad guys.

00:50:37.960 And then the bad guys who are doing crime, those are the good guys.

00:50:41.320 They're misunderstood.

00:50:42.400 They're only getting arrested because they're black or cops are racist.

00:50:45.680 So you have like this whole inversion thing happening where you're the mother of a child.

00:50:50.380 And instead of teaching the kids good lessons and normal smart stuff, you teach them the

00:50:54.420 opposite of how the world works, probably because you hate your husband and you think you're

00:50:59.460 smart leading the family and you hate your husband.

00:51:01.700 And it all, it's all boils down to, you didn't see the video where George Floyd put the fentanyl

00:51:06.420 in his mouth right before 2020 ramped up.

00:51:09.300 And so now you have to, you know, dissuade the police outreach program that like literally

00:51:14.260 makes the community stronger.

00:51:15.720 And well, Hey, Oh, your kid gets lost in a mall.

00:51:20.000 Oh, like who does she see?

00:51:22.300 She looks at she's a cop and she goes, no, mommy taught me the police officer was bad.

00:51:26.700 She looks and sees a black man and goes, mom, he's always talking about how good black

00:51:30.080 people are.

00:51:30.640 And they're always innocent.

00:51:31.740 And like little kid who's lost runs into the arms of a black guy and instead of a cop.

00:51:36.260 And then it's, Oh, you know, whatever happens there is as we say a coin flip, hopefully

00:51:41.040 it's a nice guy.

00:51:41.920 Yeah.

00:51:42.500 The odds are decent, you know, they're not totally bad, but yeah.

00:51:47.200 And here's this next clip is what a world without cops looks like for students.

00:51:53.000 Cause all these kids are getting jumped after school.

00:51:55.540 The walk home from Ballard high school has become a high stakes gamble ever since a group

00:52:00.340 of armed robbers started going after students.

00:52:03.200 I know they've like jumped a few people.

00:52:05.000 I was waiting on my friends to get in the car and I get a call from my buddy saying,

00:52:07.840 we just got mugged around the corner from you.

00:52:10.280 Henry Howes, he says he raced from his car to where his friend was at ready to jump in to

00:52:15.020 help.

00:52:15.560 I run up to them.

00:52:16.480 They're fine.

00:52:17.400 It's got things stolen.

00:52:18.560 Usually they get beat up pretty good, but they got lucky and they didn't get hurt.

00:52:22.740 Police say as many as six people wearing ski masks or hoodies have committed a series

00:52:27.500 of sometimes violent street robberies in recent weeks.

00:52:31.100 One student is so concerned.

00:52:33.100 She asked us not to show her face.

00:52:34.540 Today I can probably name like five or six people I know from Ballard who have like actually

00:52:38.180 encountered them.

00:52:38.900 I feel pretty scared.

00:52:39.940 Yeah.

00:52:40.220 I mean, it's just crazy that this is happening so close to school, especially that it's with

00:52:43.680 like real guys.

00:52:44.240 Yeah.

00:52:44.440 And then the Ballard high school had a sign out front that said it's Hispanic heritage

00:52:48.560 month.

00:52:50.280 Oh, great.

00:52:51.780 What about us getting robbed on the way home every day?

00:52:54.500 I have a lost three laptops this year.

00:52:56.460 At least five students.

00:52:57.720 And then that's another part of this societal woes.

00:53:02.460 And just obviously we're in the urban decay section, but you're going to see it more and

00:53:06.440 more where it's like that kid just came from a school.

00:53:08.920 I know that kid has no weapons.

00:53:11.100 So they're doing just like targeting the softest, most vulnerable or people who are all a guarantee

00:53:16.220 to be vulnerable or not have a gun or not have anything.

00:53:19.720 So it's like elderly, someone, an Asian woman who just left the ATM, high school students

00:53:24.980 walking from class, you know?

00:53:26.380 And how much money could a high school student have?

00:53:28.740 Yeah.

00:53:29.040 Nothing.

00:53:29.420 Like what was the max money you ever had?

00:53:32.140 80 bucks tops?

00:53:33.820 20.

00:53:34.360 That's what I'm saying.

00:53:35.140 Like lunch money that you spend that day.

00:53:37.500 Multiple days.

00:53:38.060 So it's like, what's the yield?

00:53:39.660 What's the yield for these high school students?

00:53:41.640 But I mean, it's a guaranteed soft target, right?

00:53:44.340 Soft targets is the key.

00:53:45.720 Yeah.

00:53:45.900 All right.

00:53:46.080 Let's move on.

00:53:46.720 We have to not rush, but we have to get through.

00:53:49.120 Let's quickly show that LGBT person trying to kick the cop's knee.

00:53:53.060 And then what happens to them?

00:53:54.540 Yeah, this is, this should be an uplifting, but that's what you get.

00:54:02.880 Hey, it's called instant karma, instant comeuppance.

00:54:06.200 I like to see it, right?

00:54:07.400 It's called, that's what you get.

00:54:08.900 All right, let's go to the fake police home invasion.

00:54:11.220 Okay.

00:54:11.560 This is a good one because we're going to give you actual tips here that you can use in your

00:54:15.180 real life, right?

00:54:16.300 Washington homeowner fires at three masked men who kicked in door claiming to be Seattle

00:54:20.220 police.

00:54:20.520 Now, listen very closely to the Seattle police calls.

00:54:31.220 Seattle police.

00:54:50.520 Sends him running.

00:54:52.260 Feels good.

00:54:53.440 The, the giveaway.

00:54:55.460 Go ahead.

00:54:56.560 Seattle police.

00:54:58.120 Seattle police.

00:54:59.480 Dun, dun.

00:55:00.100 Like, and not knocking in the door immediately.

00:55:02.200 If you hear that, I'm not, that's not enough anymore for me to assume it's the cops.

00:55:06.680 I need to hear something very clear.

00:55:08.900 A baritone white guy voice that says, Pasco County Sheriff's Office, open up.

00:55:13.020 There's a search warrant.

00:55:13.900 Like a clean phrase.

00:55:15.940 Yeah, exactly.

00:55:17.000 We the police.

00:55:17.720 Just the police.

00:55:20.420 We the police.

00:55:21.780 Yeah.

00:55:22.840 Yeah.

00:55:23.420 If you hear, if you hear, it's the police.

00:55:25.380 We coming in.

00:55:26.200 Florida police.

00:55:27.000 Like improper grammar.

00:55:28.780 You could just spray the door, right?

00:55:30.920 Yeah, exactly.

00:55:32.360 So.

00:55:33.080 We the police.

00:55:33.860 Open up.

00:55:34.640 This reminded me a lot of that one viral video that we showed that was security, security.

00:55:40.560 People trying to catch their flight.

00:55:41.680 You got some people come to gate C-17.

00:55:44.180 You got some people trying to catch their flight.

00:55:46.220 Security, security.

00:55:47.420 Security, security.

00:55:48.460 So, hey, guys, it's got to be pronounced.

00:55:50.980 It's got to, you got to know what your local police departments are.

00:55:55.760 What county you're in.

00:55:57.000 Cook County Sheriff's Office, open up.

00:55:58.900 Executing a search warrant.

00:56:00.120 You know, like the voice needs to sound like the guy has a mustache.

00:56:04.400 Yeah.

00:56:04.700 All right.

00:56:05.520 So, keep those tips.

00:56:07.120 And if it sounds a little hood.

00:56:09.240 Yeah.

00:56:09.760 You go.

00:56:11.360 This is not real advice.

00:56:12.720 Because if you go and say, Richard Rapwood told me.

00:56:16.400 All right.

00:56:16.900 You know, you're on your own in court.

00:56:18.320 All right.

00:56:19.060 Last two clips.

00:56:20.960 The walkout on the bill.

00:56:22.580 All right.

00:56:22.900 Which ones are we going to?

00:56:24.000 Homeless porta potties and walkout on the bill?

00:56:25.520 Because I want to say this new type of crime, too.

00:56:27.260 All right.

00:56:27.360 This will take two seconds.

00:56:28.300 Let's do a new type of crime.

00:56:29.500 This is.

00:56:30.140 Whenever it's urban decay, we always try.

00:56:31.900 Let's take a second.

00:56:32.700 Let's slow down.

00:56:33.480 We can speed through Uplifting Gold instead, right?

00:56:35.720 We already got everyone watching.

00:56:37.360 You guys are in it for the long haul.

00:56:39.040 Let's take a breath.

00:56:39.940 Let's calm down.

00:56:40.800 Everyone's tucked in.

00:56:41.980 They're watching the show.

00:56:43.100 Might be a longer episode today.

00:56:45.100 All right.

00:56:45.660 So, this was a tweet from Bowtied Olive, which I don't know.

00:56:48.780 Who are these Bowtied people?

00:56:50.000 I see a lot of people with bowties.

00:56:51.420 It's like a network of influencers.

00:56:53.740 Okay.

00:56:54.280 I kind of like them.

00:56:55.100 I like some of them individually.

00:56:56.460 Yeah.

00:56:56.760 They have good tips.

00:56:57.680 I don't know the thing.

00:56:58.340 So, this is where I got this crime story from.

00:57:00.400 We always like to show new crimes or new hustles because the tip of the spear changes quick,

00:57:06.480 right?

00:57:07.080 So, this said, heard the craziest story a few weeks ago.

00:57:09.960 A friend's neighbor had his grill stolen.

00:57:12.940 A few days later, two parents came to the house with the grill.

00:57:16.600 They said they found their son with it and made him tell them where he stole it from.

00:57:20.700 They apologized profusely and offered him Cubs tickets as a gift for the game that weekend.

00:57:26.940 He took the tickets and went to the game with his girlfriend.

00:57:29.700 They got home and their entire place was robbed.

00:57:32.660 Be careful out there.

00:57:34.060 Yeah.

00:57:34.700 So, some people, hey, there are some smart criminals out there and they take the time.

00:57:40.140 They do a one-two.

00:57:41.340 It's called a one-two.

00:57:42.520 That's smart.

00:57:43.060 And they get the grill back too.

00:57:44.240 Yeah.

00:57:44.520 They get the grill when it's all said and done.

00:57:46.260 So, it sounds, it looks like they're giving it back, but really they're cleaning it out.

00:57:49.160 So, head on a swivel out there.

00:57:50.660 Head on a swivel.

00:57:51.360 Be aware of scams.

00:57:53.080 I, honestly, that's more impressive than just busting down the door with a gun and saying,

00:57:59.260 you know, police open up.

00:58:00.580 Of course.

00:58:01.120 That's a social engineering thing.

00:58:02.340 That's smart.

00:58:03.200 Yeah.

00:58:03.520 I know.

00:58:04.160 Those people got logic.

00:58:05.460 All right.

00:58:05.940 Seattle Porter Potties.

00:58:07.340 They have some Porter Potties set up for homeless people to use the bathroom.

00:58:11.920 And here's what they do with them.

00:58:14.320 This is who society is prioritizing.

00:58:17.380 Yeah.

00:58:17.760 This is who all the money goes to.

00:58:19.600 And this is how they treat the resources they get.

00:58:22.400 Let's take a look.

00:58:23.360 Door number one.

00:58:24.500 Knock.

00:58:24.900 Knock to make sure nobody's there.

00:58:27.420 See if this one's in the better.

00:58:29.040 Trash shit, piss pile, rabies.

00:58:31.820 Someone wrote on shit with shit on the wall.

00:58:35.000 Hepatitis.

00:58:36.480 He touched the handle.

00:58:38.680 Knocks on the door.

00:58:39.220 Knocks on the door again.

00:58:40.300 Is anyone in here?

00:58:40.980 Oh, no.

00:58:41.640 It's human shit.

00:58:43.140 Human shit everywhere.

00:58:44.240 Worst thing of all time.

00:58:45.920 That's Seattle, too.

00:58:47.640 So, Seattle, we had...

00:58:49.120 I thought that was Portland.

00:58:50.180 Was it not Portland?

00:58:51.120 I think that's Seattle.

00:58:52.140 It's one of those West Coast cities.

00:58:53.900 They're interchangeable at this point.

00:58:55.160 San Fran, Portland, Seattle.

00:58:56.460 But the Seattle kids were the ones that got robbed after school.

00:58:58.960 Yeah.

00:58:59.600 The Seattle police is what he said?

00:59:02.500 Yeah.

00:59:02.800 That was Washington.

00:59:03.720 And then you have this.

00:59:04.680 So, Seattle is just a fucking mess.

00:59:06.260 Yeah.

00:59:06.440 It's getting greasy out there, guys.

00:59:08.140 All right.

00:59:08.860 Last two clips.

00:59:09.880 The people walked out on the bill.

00:59:12.160 All 20 people at a restaurant walked out on the bill.

00:59:15.180 And we're going to do some math and tell you what they walked out on.

00:59:17.320 Out of a group of 20, 18 were Dine and Dashers, folks.

00:59:22.360 Get a load of this.

00:59:24.020 This is the Crazy Cajun Restaurant on 290 in Hollister.

00:59:28.120 According to the people I spoke to that sent this video in, the folks here that you guys

00:59:37.660 see were not happy with that gratuity fee.

00:59:40.200 They did not want to pay that.

00:59:41.820 So, what they did was walk out.

00:59:43.560 Only two tabs were paid for.

00:59:46.460 This is sad.

00:59:52.120 Wait a minute.

00:59:53.040 Did she just say she was going to pew-pew someone?

00:59:55.320 Oh, Lord.

00:59:58.120 Get into a Range Rover.

01:00:00.200 She just threatened to pew-pew someone over a Dine and Dash tab.

01:00:04.120 Can we get her?

01:00:04.800 Come on down.

01:00:05.420 Interesting.

01:00:06.400 So, that was after a funeral in Texas.

01:00:09.260 Okay.

01:00:10.140 And they were mad because of the 20% gratuity was included because there was a party of 20?

01:00:17.460 Pretty much every single restaurant on Earth has parties of six or more 20% gratuity will

01:00:23.520 be added.

01:00:23.840 Yeah.

01:00:24.600 Pretty much everywhere.

01:00:25.380 So, the bill was $542, which divided by 20 is $27 per person, and that includes tip.

01:00:32.480 And if you got rid of the 20% gratuity, which was $84, and divided that by four, it would

01:00:39.260 only be $22 per person.

01:00:41.200 So, we're talking about a $4 tip per person that caused-

01:00:44.000 We're talking about less than $5, and then that caused people to- that caused that woman

01:00:49.520 to threaten to shoot the person with the gun.

01:00:51.700 Yeah.

01:00:52.400 So, I mean, the lesson here would be never underestimate a black person's desire to tip 5%.

01:00:58.160 That's what I would say.

01:00:59.820 I don't know.

01:01:00.500 They're allergic to tipping 20%.

01:01:02.200 I know.

01:01:02.980 As evidenced by here.

01:01:04.640 And you know what's funny is we're very anti-tipping culture.

01:01:07.380 Flipping an iPad, fuck you.

01:01:09.380 You know, Cernovich actually has a different take.

01:01:11.340 Like, whatever.

01:01:11.940 It's hard out here.

01:01:13.080 But I-

01:01:13.700 I'm more on that wave.

01:01:15.160 I tip everybody.

01:01:16.540 I have to stand up against it because I know what life used to be like.

01:01:20.440 You know?

01:01:21.060 The people who live through it, they have to make the stand.

01:01:24.140 Gen Z, who just grew up now, they can eat it.

01:01:27.280 I'm the guy who used to just get a Chipotle burrito and nobody would flip it.

01:01:30.700 Actually, Chipotle doesn't.

01:01:31.640 So, that's a bad example.

01:01:32.980 But anyway, I digress.

01:01:34.860 20% added to a party of 20 is like the one time-

01:01:39.680 A party of 20 is insanely bad for a waiter.

01:01:42.060 Yeah, it's busy.

01:01:42.940 That's the worst.

01:01:44.100 So, that's like the one time it's cool.

01:01:47.080 And these people, it was an end-all be-all for $4 and change.

01:01:51.460 The difference-

01:01:52.120 Isn't that sad?

01:01:52.300 Yeah.

01:01:52.620 $27 per person or $22 per person.

01:01:55.620 And then that makes you-

01:01:56.740 $5 makes you walk out and then threaten to shoot someone with a gun.

01:02:00.960 If it was $22, everyone would have paid.

01:02:03.780 And the tip would have been this.

01:02:05.540 It would have been fucking zero.

01:02:07.060 But, you know, they still would have paid.

01:02:09.200 And in this case, the restaurant and the server lost instead of just the server losing, which

01:02:13.420 is what this group of 20 wanted to do.

01:02:14.860 And it was after a funeral and it's probably what the dead person would have wanted.

01:02:18.420 It's like kids.

01:02:19.800 That's like kids.

01:02:20.820 Nobody's an adult there.

01:02:22.500 So, sad to see.

01:02:24.620 And the people that stayed back, that's like, that's what we would do.

01:02:30.860 Of course.

01:02:31.360 I might get guilted into paying the whole tab.

01:02:34.980 I might pay the whole tab and track down every single fucking person there and say, are you

01:02:39.100 really that much of a scumbag that you can't pay $5?

01:02:42.380 So, shout out to the people that stayed.

01:02:44.540 I'm not rewarding that.

01:02:46.440 Honestly, that whole party, I guarantee everybody-

01:02:49.000 It's a group of people I would never personally want to hang out with in my life.

01:02:51.800 Yeah, me too.

01:02:52.400 All right.

01:02:52.680 Last clip of Urban Decay is the target altercation.

01:02:55.340 This is just a quick clip to remind you guys about the battle cry.

01:02:58.700 Whenever you see a fight happening with, most of the time it's black people.

01:03:02.340 Yeah.

01:03:02.640 Well, but I actually have an addendum after this clip.

01:03:05.080 Okay.

01:03:05.760 Let it rip.

01:03:06.960 I'm not leaving out of shit.

01:03:08.540 I'm not leaving out of shit.

01:03:10.380 I'm not leaving out of shit.

01:03:11.860 I'm not leaving out of shit.

01:03:13.640 I'm not leaving out of shit.

01:03:15.340 I'm not leaving out of shit.

01:03:17.320 Nigga, make me, nigga.

01:03:18.720 Make me, nigga.

01:03:19.820 Make me.

01:03:20.240 So, he should know he's about to strike.

01:03:22.300 You're acting like a child.

01:03:24.100 You're acting like a child.

01:03:24.960 See?

01:03:25.660 Oh, hell no.

01:03:27.320 Fuck.

01:03:28.100 Wait.

01:03:29.140 Dude, what?

01:03:30.180 What?

01:03:30.940 Fuck.

01:03:31.600 Now, leave, bro.

01:03:33.780 Fuck away.

01:03:35.680 Fuck away.

01:03:36.520 Hey, see, I'm moving out.

01:03:38.600 So, the security guard did it at the exact right time.

01:03:42.300 Yeah.

01:03:42.900 Seventh holler?

01:03:44.000 The seventh repeat?

01:03:45.360 It's going to escalate.

01:03:46.340 You hear the repeating over and over.

01:03:47.840 You know it's about to pop off.

01:03:49.080 And the worker did a good job, too.

01:03:50.540 Told people to get back.

01:03:51.580 Yeah.

01:03:51.920 I like how they handled this guy.

01:03:53.440 Yeah.

01:03:53.680 That was the right way to handle it.

01:03:55.180 So, the other thing.

01:03:56.080 I know how you said it was mostly black people who do that repeating phrase before a punch.

01:04:00.440 A la wakbar.

01:04:02.160 Oh, yeah.

01:04:02.880 A la wakbar.

01:04:04.060 A la wakbar.

01:04:05.160 They're working up into a frenzy, too.

01:04:06.960 Yeah.

01:04:07.240 That's the same kind of principle.

01:04:08.860 That is the same principle.

01:04:10.280 But they do less random violence and swinging.

01:04:13.500 So, it's more organized and, like, getting ready.

01:04:16.220 But there is the giveaway before the violence happens.

01:04:18.780 A la wakbar.

01:04:19.760 And it's like, those who are smart will hear it and then get away.

01:04:23.140 Say, oh, that's the fourth a la wakbar.

01:04:24.680 I'm out of here.

01:04:25.660 And then everyone else goes, oh, I'm not going to jump to any conclusions and assume that

01:04:29.200 someone's going to.

01:04:30.140 And then the suicide vest goes.

01:04:32.300 And then, you know, and then that's like survival of the fittest.

01:04:35.400 Yeah.

01:04:35.580 You have to collect data, analyze data constantly, and then, like, adjust behavior.

01:04:39.940 Yeah.

01:04:40.300 All right.

01:04:40.920 Uplifting goal.

01:04:41.700 Don't get too down.

01:04:42.520 Don't get too depressed.

01:04:43.560 I think that security guard was a show watcher.

01:04:45.540 He heard that seventh repeat and goes, all right.

01:04:50.360 Your honor.

01:04:51.260 Yeah.

01:04:51.460 All right.

01:04:52.660 First Don.

01:04:54.140 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:04:55.560 Uplifting gold, guys.

01:04:57.020 Five-yard penalty.

01:04:58.260 Still first time.

01:04:59.340 Defense, number six.

01:05:00.920 Fifteen-yard penalty.

01:05:02.300 The result, first time.

01:05:04.020 Face mask.

01:05:05.060 Defense.

01:05:05.980 That penalty be assessed on the kickoff.

01:05:08.220 The extra point is good.

01:05:09.760 Still first time.

01:05:11.080 Still first time.

01:05:11.840 So, that's Pittsburgh.

01:05:13.560 That's, you know, that's the Don Yinsers.

01:05:16.720 That's the accent.

01:05:17.840 And they're not making guys like this anymore.

01:05:19.780 That's what the point of this is.

01:05:22.420 Those people are few and far between at this point.

01:05:25.160 Yeah.

01:05:25.480 And they're dying out slowly.

01:05:26.960 So, if you know anyone in your life who's kind of a character like that, really enjoy it.

01:05:30.840 Brutal Boston.

01:05:31.860 Brutal Chicago accent.

01:05:33.440 That's all going away.

01:05:34.600 It's over.

01:05:35.280 I think TikTok kids, they're not doing it anymore.

01:05:37.580 And the only thing, the only ones who are doing it are doing it as parody.

01:05:41.360 Yeah.

01:05:41.840 They're doing it a bit.

01:05:42.900 But this guy's a real fucking character guy.

01:05:45.220 He's a real American.

01:05:46.200 Something pops off, that guy's going to do the right thing.

01:05:48.120 I guarantee this guy has steel workers in his family.

01:05:51.100 He's got a gun that he legally owns.

01:05:52.640 He cleans all the time.

01:05:53.880 He goes and shoots at the range.

01:05:54.740 Just a .38.

01:05:55.640 Just a little .38 caliber.

01:05:57.120 Just keep me and my family safe, you know?

01:05:59.940 And all the TikTok kids, they don't have those accents anymore because their accents come from TikTok.

01:06:05.660 Yeah.

01:06:05.800 They get riz and they get riz and lit.

01:06:08.320 They get riz'd up.

01:06:08.660 And they get riz'd up and that's lit.

01:06:10.220 And then you know what happens to riz?

01:06:12.140 It gets thrown out in two years.

01:06:13.860 And then they have to.

01:06:14.580 And then something else replace it.

01:06:15.540 And then eventually you age out and you stop paying attention to the new words.

01:06:18.980 And you keep riz or whatever you left off as.

01:06:20.980 Whatever your last, whatever you graduated with, you still use it.

01:06:24.520 Mm-hmm.

01:06:24.940 And so, you know, cherish these type of guys in your life.

01:06:28.100 The thick Boston accent.

01:06:29.600 You're never going to see them as thick as this again.

01:06:32.560 That's so true.

01:06:33.560 All right.

01:06:33.760 Let's go to the security guards laying someone out at the football game.

01:06:37.260 Second.

01:06:37.820 Second.

01:06:38.000 This is our second one of these.

01:06:39.300 Oh.

01:06:40.380 Dead.

01:06:41.160 Absolute hit stick.

01:06:43.600 And this guy is the more important one.

01:06:45.900 He gets over him.

01:06:47.500 Blue guy gets in his face like, that's what you get.

01:06:51.020 So it's adversarial now.

01:06:52.700 It's not just doing your job.

01:06:53.900 It's like, boom.

01:06:55.020 It's an opportunity for these security guards to go viral.

01:06:58.100 Go viral, yeah.

01:06:59.060 Have a moment on TikTok.

01:06:59.940 So I think when you're going to see more and more, it's not going to be, hey, let's just

01:07:02.880 catch this guy and restrain him.

01:07:03.920 You're going to see more characters taking the opportunity.

01:07:06.160 Lay him down.

01:07:06.940 Lay someone out.

01:07:07.760 Exactly.

01:07:08.560 All right.

01:07:08.920 Let's go to the Zelensky tattoo.

01:07:15.280 Biggest mistake of his life.

01:07:18.400 The high detailed HD Zelensky forearm tattoo.

01:07:21.760 Yeah.

01:07:22.040 So this is uplifting because at least we're not the dumbest people out there.

01:07:26.520 At least there's at least one person more retarded than all of us, every show watcher, everyone

01:07:31.300 in this room.

01:07:32.180 Yeah.

01:07:32.480 At least there's a bigger, dumber fucking moron out there than us.

01:07:35.740 Feels good.

01:07:36.400 Feels really good.

01:07:37.160 Sometimes you got to compare uplifting gold by proxy.

01:07:40.100 You know, you need to like, you need to know you're better than someone.

01:07:43.040 Exactly.

01:07:43.320 And we're all better than that stupid Zelensky tattoo guy.

01:07:46.020 You know what's funny too?

01:07:47.260 Like 2,300 bucks.

01:07:48.840 Yeah.

01:07:49.140 Some high detailed multiple eight hour tattoo session paid a lot for that.

01:07:53.980 Same goes for Pete Davidson who had the Hillary Clinton tattoo.

01:07:56.460 Oh yeah.

01:07:56.920 No matter who he dates or all the hot girlfriends, still a fucking idiot.

01:08:00.980 He thought that was a good idea.

01:08:02.400 Yeah.

01:08:02.780 Which is bad.

01:08:03.820 All right.

01:08:04.120 Uplifting gold.

01:08:04.800 We have two things left.

01:08:06.080 Uh, Billy Joel.

01:08:07.600 Billy Joel had a, uh, street named after him in Oyster Bay, Long Island.

01:08:11.840 That's where he's from.

01:08:12.940 That's where he lives.

01:08:14.220 Uh, Billy Joel is a huge Long Island guy.

01:08:16.620 I'm a Long Island guy.

01:08:17.880 Yeah.

01:08:18.120 A town known as Oyster Bay, Long Island.

01:08:20.820 Ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba-ba.

01:08:22.320 Yep.

01:08:23.180 Is that right?

01:08:23.920 That's a tale of Billy, uh, the, is it the ballad of Billy the Kid?

01:08:26.540 Yeah.

01:08:26.940 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:08:27.560 Yep.

01:08:28.440 So, I sail my down Easter, Alexa.

01:08:32.020 La-da-da-da-da-black island sound.

01:08:35.140 So yeah, Billy Joel, he likes him, you know, that's uplifting for him.

01:08:38.040 Love Billy Joel, Americana, and he gets a street named after him.

01:08:40.680 Nice to honor someone while they're alive instead of like, oh, shit, Billy Joel died.

01:08:45.860 Now we got to name a street.

01:08:46.700 Give him his accolades now.

01:08:48.820 Yeah, I agree.

01:08:49.700 Let the old guy collect.

01:08:50.900 Yeah, and he's a real legend.

01:08:52.680 And he's got what?

01:08:53.500 Like a 40-year younger wife now at this point?

01:08:56.980 Yeah.

01:08:57.140 He's the kind of guy who's still making kids.

01:08:59.120 He's got like two young kids, and he's married to Christy Brinkley, I think.

01:09:03.160 Or used to be or something?

01:09:04.360 And then I think his kids look exactly like him instead of Christy.

01:09:10.240 So Christy Brinkley, Billy Joel, and you get a Billy Joel out of it.

01:09:13.340 That's okay.

01:09:13.960 That's okay.

01:09:14.680 And maybe they're talented.

01:09:15.580 They're maybe talented, but we love Billy Joel.

01:09:18.820 He's one of those guys that doesn't have a bad song.

01:09:21.720 He wrote his own stuff.

01:09:23.200 All hits.

01:09:23.740 He has a unique sound, and it's all hits, and I know every word to every Billy Joel song.

01:09:27.380 And it's pure Americana as well.

01:09:29.780 Allentown?

01:09:31.220 They're sitting there in Allentown where they're shutting all the factories down.

01:09:36.060 Yeah.

01:09:36.460 So that kind of dovetails in with that.

01:09:38.100 It's all about, yeah, exactly.

01:09:39.700 All right.

01:09:39.960 So Billy Joel's Americana.

01:09:41.300 All right.

01:09:41.880 Last guy is a person with a very entertaining talent.

01:09:46.400 He's a new PET or pet of mine.

01:09:50.260 He knows all about science and stuff.

01:09:52.360 We showed him in Bonusland last week because he made, what was it called?

01:09:56.200 A magnifier something.

01:09:57.640 So here, Fleckes likes this guy.

01:10:00.320 I'm convinced he's just pretending and has basically virtually no science knowledge.

01:10:04.080 No, he has science knowledge.

01:10:05.060 Are you sure?

01:10:05.520 I've only seen a couple clips.

01:10:06.700 I watched a video of him replace a gasket on like a 1929 Ford, and he knew everything

01:10:13.220 about it.

01:10:13.920 That's not that hard.

01:10:14.460 So he's smart.

01:10:15.340 He's smart, and he made like a magnetic optimizer or something.

01:10:19.120 Okay.

01:10:19.320 And he's like a really smart history guy, too.

01:10:21.980 Okay.

01:10:22.160 And he's my favorite person at the moment.

01:10:24.860 Okay.

01:10:25.420 Today, I'm going to be doing the Charleston at Ritual Laboratorium and Soda Fountain of

01:10:30.420 Youth, which the address of this place is 221 South Main Street, Jacksonville, Texas,

01:10:35.640 75766.

01:10:37.020 I recommend y'all come and see it.

01:10:39.020 It's really cool.

01:10:41.180 This is the Charleston.

01:10:46.380 Oh, shit.

01:10:48.340 Yeah.

01:10:48.780 He has it in him.

01:10:50.080 Oh, my God.

01:10:52.720 And just as soon as we were saying that accents go away on Gen Z, this guy comes in with the

01:10:57.720 most insane accent I've ever seen in my life.

01:11:00.240 Hey, yo.

01:11:01.160 Yeah.

01:11:01.800 Accent.

01:11:02.700 Whatever it is.

01:11:04.540 All right.

01:11:04.720 Isn't that nice that someone's keeping the culture and the history alive, and he likes

01:11:08.660 stuff, and he cares about stuff that's old, and he is proud of his heritage, and he's

01:11:13.720 proud to be an American.

01:11:14.920 He knows all these weird facts that are like no one his age knows.

01:11:18.160 Everyone doesn't know anything.

01:11:19.460 He knows how to fix a car.

01:11:20.660 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:11:20.780 I'm still not sold on this guy, though.

01:11:22.220 He's good.

01:11:22.960 I need to see his whole body of work before I-

01:11:24.860 He's very good.

01:11:25.880 All right.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - October 24, 2023

WHO REALLY KILLED GEORGE FLOYD？

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