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00:00:53.260 All right, welcome back to Flackenstocks, the podcast, episode 117.

00:00:57.480 Today on the show, Israel and Hamas are still going at it.

00:01:01.720 And Nikki Haley gives some horrible advice regarding refugees.

00:01:05.400 Then in Cringe of the Week, we go over some racist clips and decide if they're actually racist or not.

00:01:10.880 Then a mom teaches her daughter how to brandish a weapon while looting in this week's Urban Decay.

00:01:16.680 And last but not least, is RFK our guy?

00:01:20.740 Hint.

00:01:21.480 No, he's not.

00:01:22.480 All this and more.

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00:03:16.240 We have a lot of stuff to get to.

00:03:18.960 Israel and Hamas obviously still going at it.

00:03:22.200 And the Rhinos are continuing to Rhino.

00:03:24.960 I want to focus this week on Nikki Haley.

00:03:28.020 Nikki Haley.

00:03:29.040 Nikki, not a fan of the show.

00:03:32.040 No, not a watcher for sure.

00:03:33.580 Not a watcher.

00:03:34.300 Not a fan of mine.

00:03:35.140 So I don't feel bad saying what we're going to say.

00:03:37.400 But I am not a huge fan of hers.

00:03:39.800 And I think she's obviously a Rhino.

00:03:42.060 And we have some clips to show.

00:03:43.920 Let's play the first one.

00:03:44.920 I have been concerned.

00:03:47.400 I have been terribly worried about the fact that Iran has said the easiest way to get into America is through the southern border.

00:03:54.140 We have an open border.

00:03:55.680 People are coming through.

00:03:56.760 They're not being vetted.

00:03:58.200 We don't need to wait for another 9-11.

00:04:00.460 You also look at the fact that, Kristen, America is incredibly distracted and incredibly divided.

00:04:06.160 And when America is distracted, the world is less safe.

00:04:09.000 And look at what happened to Israel.

00:04:10.900 They waited for them to be distracted.

00:04:12.780 And that's when your enemies move in.

00:04:15.340 America needs to wake up.

00:04:17.060 We need to put this negativity and division behind us.

00:04:19.840 And we need to focus on national security for ourselves and for our friends.

00:04:23.940 And start thinking about what it's going to take to get America strong again.

00:04:27.700 So that sounds reasonable.

00:04:29.120 Yeah, nothing really wrong with that.

00:04:30.640 No alarm bells going off like crazy.

00:04:32.900 Southern border, I agree.

00:04:34.140 Yeah, southern border is a huge vulnerability.

00:04:36.600 That's where a lot of bad people who want to do bad stuff come across for free.

00:04:40.640 We've been harping on that for months, right?

00:04:42.380 Of course.

00:04:43.000 And obviously, in the Israel-Hamas conflict, there's going to be a lot of Palestinians that are going to be displaced.

00:04:49.800 Yeah.

00:04:50.220 And Egypt has already came out and said, we're not taking any Palestinians.

00:04:54.240 It's too hard to vet these people.

00:04:56.180 There's too many terrorists.

00:04:57.840 Egypt's full.

00:04:58.860 Yeah.

00:04:59.220 What is Egypt?

00:05:00.620 That's white supremacists?

00:05:02.040 It might be some white supremacist rhetoric.

00:05:04.340 Egypt has standards.

00:05:05.580 Yeah.

00:05:06.000 The whole country is people who are cab drivers that try to take you to the pyramids.

00:05:10.300 Yeah.

00:05:10.560 700.

00:05:11.220 700.

00:05:11.940 And then you go, no, too much.

00:05:13.920 And they go, okay, 200.

00:05:15.500 So they, yeah, exactly.

00:05:16.640 They try to scalp you.

00:05:17.520 So they have standards.

00:05:18.860 They don't want to bring people in unvetted.

00:05:21.000 But us, on the other hand, I guess we're the ones who are supposed to do it.

00:05:25.100 Yeah.

00:05:25.280 We're not a country.

00:05:25.900 We're just an economic zone and we need bodies.

00:05:28.720 Yeah.

00:05:28.880 We need more people here.

00:05:29.960 That's what the rhinos keep saying.

00:05:32.180 And obviously with Hamas and a lot of the Palestinians, there's a lot of anti-West sentiment in that group.

00:05:38.940 Of course.

00:05:39.480 And then also I've noticed the rhinos were kind of using the anti-West sentiment as like justification for the dead civilians.

00:05:47.260 A lot of times they're like, well, they're civilians.

00:05:49.300 They died, but they're supporters of Hamas or they're Hamas adjacent or they allow Hamas to exist.

00:05:55.740 So they're kind of bad and allowed.

00:05:57.720 Guilty by association, whatever you want to call it.

00:05:59.420 Exactly.

00:06:00.240 Guilty by association.

00:06:01.640 So if that's the case, we shouldn't be bringing these people here, right?

00:06:05.920 Duh.

00:06:06.460 Yeah.

00:06:06.700 Let's see what Nikki Haley says about that.

00:06:09.200 What was your response when you heard what Governor DeSantis said?

00:06:11.760 You know, I dealt with this every day for two years.

00:06:16.740 And, you know, what I can tell you is you have to realize that whether we're talking about Gazans and Palestinians, you know, all of them don't you've got half of them at the time that I was there didn't want to be under Hamas's rule.

00:06:31.720 They didn't want to have terrorists overseeing them.

00:06:33.940 They knew that they were living a terrible life because of Hamas.

00:06:37.780 You had the other half that supported Hamas and wanted to be a part of that.

00:06:41.160 We see that with Iran, too.

00:06:42.920 The Iranian people don't want to be under that Iranian regime.

00:06:46.760 They don't.

00:06:47.100 We saw what happened to Masa Amini.

00:06:48.940 We saw how they treat them.

00:06:50.780 There are so many of these people who want to be free from this terrorist rule.

00:06:55.360 They want to be free from all of that.

00:06:56.900 And America's always been sympathetic to the fact that you can separate civilians from terrorists.

00:07:02.420 And that's what we have to do.

00:07:04.420 That's what we have to do.

00:07:05.780 We have to.

00:07:06.220 She said from Kiowa Island, which has, like, the most expensive golf courses in America.

00:07:10.520 Nicest place ever.

00:07:11.860 Let's bring in just a million terrorist-adjacent brown people.

00:07:15.180 That we can't fully vet.

00:07:16.300 We just got to bring them over really, really fast.

00:07:18.160 Hey, let's gamble on it.

00:07:19.300 Let's just risk it.

00:07:20.980 America's always been able to separate the terrorists from the regular people who just want to be Americans.

00:07:25.940 They love freedom.

00:07:27.340 Yeah, it'll be fine, right?

00:07:28.640 Yeah.

00:07:29.960 Oh, no terrorists that time.

00:07:32.620 No.

00:07:32.780 Yeah, it's a coin flip.

00:07:34.140 So Nikki Haley is obviously a lightweight.

00:07:35.980 She's a dimwit.

00:07:37.700 And in unrelated news, Iran raised their black flag of death.

00:07:43.200 A black flag is raised over Imam Reza shrine in Iran for the first time in history.

00:07:48.520 Symbolism in Islamic tradition, historic tradition.

00:07:51.420 When the black flags come from Khorasan, Persia slash Central Asia, go to them.

00:07:56.800 Even if you have to crawl on snow, among them is the caliph of Allah, the Mahdi.

00:08:01.640 Great.

00:08:01.820 So what, people crawl over glass to come home and start a, what, fatwa or some shit?

00:08:06.660 Yeah.

00:08:07.000 What do we got?

00:08:07.580 What other new words that Ben Shapiro pronounces exactly correctly do I have to learn now?

00:08:12.460 Yeah.

00:08:12.640 Because we're in some sort of blood feud again.

00:08:14.520 We're in a blood feud again.

00:08:15.980 And that black flag, I think, has never been raised before.

00:08:19.120 Oh, great.

00:08:20.140 So good news.

00:08:21.240 Yeah.

00:08:21.420 And here's what's going on in Dearborn, Michigan, ever since that flag went up.

00:08:26.140 Yeah.

00:08:26.540 Michigan, you know, Michigan.

00:08:28.820 Wow.

00:08:29.420 Look at all the people.

00:08:31.520 Not a lot of American flags there.

00:08:33.700 No, zero.

00:08:34.580 Exactly zero.

00:08:36.700 Nice.

00:08:37.380 Enjoy.

00:08:38.220 Enjoy.

00:08:38.740 Gretchen Whitmer welcomes you.

00:08:40.140 Yeah.

00:08:40.280 Nikki Haley welcomes you from Kiowa.

00:08:42.440 Yeah.

00:08:43.040 So that's what's going on.

00:08:44.380 We have a lot of people that need to come here that are also mad at the West and against Israel.

00:08:50.040 And now we need to bring them here as refugees.

00:08:52.040 And we'll figure out who's who after.

00:08:53.740 Yeah.

00:08:54.000 And here's who we already have here.

00:08:55.520 Okay.

00:08:56.080 Looks good.

00:08:57.300 Joe Biden also took a trip to Israel this week.

00:09:02.440 Here's what he said with Netanyahu.

00:09:05.780 Taking too much time.

00:09:06.780 But the point is this, that I was deeply saddened and outraged by the explosion at the hospital in Gaza yesterday.

00:09:15.880 And based on what I've seen, it appears as though it was done by the other team, not you.

00:09:23.240 But there's a lot of people out there not sure.

00:09:26.180 So we've got to overcome a lot of things.

00:09:29.460 And it also means encouraging, life-saving capacity to help the Palestinians who are innocent.

00:09:37.460 So Joe Biden's basically falling asleep.

00:09:39.580 You think with note cards he'd deliver a message.

00:09:42.280 Yeah.

00:09:42.700 All you've got to do is read.

00:09:43.660 That's worse than you.

00:09:44.540 That's way worse than me.

00:09:46.560 Sleepy.

00:09:47.220 Losing it.

00:09:48.080 You think someone on the-

00:09:49.380 Netanyahu just has to deal with it.

00:09:50.720 It's like a whore waiting for you to get your wallet out.

00:09:53.100 Like, oh, yes, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:09:55.100 It's like break off the hundreds.

00:09:57.360 Okay.

00:09:57.780 Yeah.

00:09:58.020 You'd think someone on the Biden team would be like, hey, do you want to take like a 20 milligram Adderall and a white monster before you go on?

00:10:04.860 Yeah.

00:10:05.140 You want to get juiced a little, Joe?

00:10:06.520 Like there are going to be cameras there.

00:10:08.820 Yeah.

00:10:09.180 You know?

00:10:09.420 And he can hide for 20 other hours of the day.

00:10:11.740 But get juiced up when you need to.

00:10:13.360 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:14.160 And Joe Biden called the attack in Israel, the terrorist attack from last week, equivalent to 15 9-11s.

00:10:20.940 Wow.

00:10:21.820 Well, let's do some quick math.

00:10:23.200 They said 1,000 people died.

00:10:24.720 How many people died at 9-11?

00:10:26.140 2,000s.

00:10:26.880 3,000.

00:10:27.400 High 2,000s, right?

00:10:28.840 Yeah.

00:10:29.120 Okay.

00:10:29.760 So.

00:10:30.240 That makes no sense?

00:10:31.560 Wrong.

00:10:32.720 Just wrong.

00:10:33.360 And similar to 9-11, my view on 9-11 is our government knew something was coming and then they either were involved in it or allowed it to happen at the best.

00:10:46.060 At the best, they allowed it to happen.

00:10:47.860 And that's kind of what I think happened in Israel as well.

00:10:50.300 There was intelligence.

00:10:51.840 People knew something was coming.

00:10:53.760 Something happened.

00:10:54.740 Very bad thing.

00:10:55.740 There was a terrorist attack.

00:10:56.460 People died.

00:10:57.100 And then there were six hours of no response.

00:10:59.920 Yeah.

00:11:00.140 And I say that to people and then I'm getting people who are like, this is so insensitive.

00:11:05.800 You're a monster.

00:11:06.760 You don't care about dead kids, which is weird because we get pretty much every take correct.

00:11:11.920 And then the one we get wrong is murdering children.

00:11:15.800 We're fine with that.

00:11:17.020 Yeah.

00:11:17.220 That's murdering children.

00:11:18.520 Okay.

00:11:18.960 Everything else we get, you know, we get right.

00:11:21.840 Except for murdering children.

00:11:23.320 Yeah.

00:11:23.820 So that's kind of the energy everyone's trying to hit us with.

00:11:27.560 You can't have an opinion on this.

00:11:28.980 My view of the Israeli government is the same view I have for the American government.

00:11:33.860 Yeah.

00:11:34.140 Where I don't fully trust it.

00:11:35.300 And I think there's a deep state involved that you can't really talk about.

00:11:39.320 But I guess that's not like a normal opinion.

00:11:41.640 Also, during this meeting, Biden's face was falling off because the mask attached on the chin wasn't fully attached.

00:11:47.400 It's got a two-piece chin, two-schlopper.

00:11:49.440 I don't even know what to call this.

00:11:50.840 The mask attaches like this and it hooks.

00:11:54.840 The hooks came up.

00:11:56.260 Gotcha.

00:11:56.900 Gotcha.

00:11:57.140 So that's what happened there.

00:11:58.620 But, yeah, you're not allowed to say that you thought, you know, oh, the Israeli government had some intel and maybe let something happen.

00:12:04.720 You're not allowed to say that, even though I say that about my own government.

00:12:07.520 Yeah.

00:12:07.840 But Israel, that's where the line is.

00:12:09.820 Yep.

00:12:10.100 All right.

00:12:10.400 Moving on.

00:12:11.260 Speaking of Israel, the child spokesperson for the Maxine in Israel died.

00:12:18.520 Yeah.

00:12:18.740 A little boy.

00:12:19.600 Very sad.

00:12:20.260 Israel's eight-year-old showcase child for COVID Maxine dies of Barda back.

00:12:26.260 Heart attack.

00:12:27.160 Yeah.

00:12:27.480 That's a pretty shocking one.

00:12:29.040 Eight-year-old boy used his showcase child has died following a Barda attack and subsequently drowning while taking a bath.

00:12:36.900 So he had to grab her and fell asleep in the bathtub.

00:12:40.020 That's horrible.

00:12:40.640 Rushed to a hospital in serious condition.

00:12:42.300 But, yeah, he's dead.

00:12:43.920 That's very sad.

00:12:44.800 Young.

00:12:45.340 That's young for a heart attack, isn't it?

00:12:47.100 Eight years old?

00:12:47.980 Yeah.

00:12:48.260 I've never heard of that until recently.

00:12:50.280 So that's kind of like a new normal thing that we're learning to deal with, I guess?

00:12:53.660 Yeah, I guess so.

00:12:55.040 Yeah.

00:12:55.260 Speaking of Maxine's, RFK.

00:12:58.620 Yeah.

00:12:59.120 What about him?

00:12:59.760 People think RFK is our guy because he's very much against the Maxine, which is great.

00:13:05.440 We probably agree with him on that.

00:13:07.640 But we can't.

00:13:08.080 One position.

00:13:08.740 Yeah.

00:13:09.400 There you have it.

00:13:10.340 One.

00:13:11.540 He's still a shitty fucking Hollywood liberal.

00:13:14.720 Of course.

00:13:15.260 He's married to, like, Cheryl from Curb Your Enthusiasm.

00:13:18.120 Yeah.

00:13:18.400 They go to the dinner parties.

00:13:19.840 They're welcome at the dinner parties.

00:13:21.500 Didn't she have some sort of dinner party where she required everyone to have the vaccine?

00:13:25.820 Yeah.

00:13:26.020 And he was just like, okay, honey, I guess you win this one.

00:13:29.740 Yeah.

00:13:30.080 So there was, like, a second where some of the moms that were maybe former Trump supporters

00:13:35.020 were kind of, like, into it.

00:13:36.400 They think he's a good-looking guy.

00:13:37.740 Yeah.

00:13:38.080 Oh, he's a Kennedy.

00:13:39.400 He's a Kennedy.

00:13:40.260 He's on so much testosterone that he looks like he's 40.

00:13:43.260 But his voice sounds like this.

00:13:45.040 Yeah, exactly.

00:13:46.040 Am I allowed to make fun of that voice?

00:13:48.040 Yeah, you can make fun of the voice.

00:13:49.240 What happened to him, anyway?

00:13:50.200 He got sick.

00:13:51.680 He got sick.

00:13:52.320 And his voice went like that.

00:13:53.820 I think it was, like, sexually transmitted something.

00:13:57.080 No.

00:13:57.520 In his throat.

00:13:58.180 Yeah.

00:13:58.780 Wow.

00:13:59.540 Yeah.

00:13:59.940 Okay, then I can.

00:14:00.860 Then he got sick.

00:14:01.840 And now he talks like that.

00:14:02.800 But it's fine.

00:14:03.580 That's just his voice now.

00:14:04.760 Yeah, he's a normal guy.

00:14:05.560 Totally normal.

00:14:05.980 So there was a meme going around about RFK, the trade meme.

00:14:09.840 It was pretty on point.

00:14:11.540 Trade offer.

00:14:12.020 I receive drilling ban, fracking ban, nuclear ban, green subsidies, gun control, abortions,

00:14:17.320 high taxes, high spending, single-payer funding, who increases visas, military cuts,

00:14:21.620 amnesty, birthright, citizenship, add reparations to that as well.

00:14:25.140 Yeah.

00:14:25.420 And then you receive feeling vindicated about the vaccines.

00:14:29.080 That's one for one.

00:14:30.540 Yeah.

00:14:31.360 It's like 15 9-11s again.

00:14:33.400 Yeah.

00:14:33.740 So don't forget, don't get too caught up when someone says something that is right

00:14:38.640 up your alley.

00:14:39.460 Make sure the rest of the stuff they're saying makes sense, too.

00:14:42.140 Yeah.

00:14:42.620 One position doesn't really make you the president or even worthy of a vote, right?

00:14:47.360 Yeah, exactly.

00:14:49.040 All right, moving on.

00:14:49.980 There was a climate change protest at a church, and the nun defended the church against the

00:14:55.180 climate protester.

00:14:56.100 Yeah, these climate crybabies were sad that a church was being built, right?

00:15:01.420 So he comes running over.

00:15:03.740 They start stomping their shit.

00:15:10.440 What are they stomping?

00:15:11.320 These people, man.

00:15:12.880 So that's what the nuns are up to.

00:15:15.420 Yeah.

00:15:15.880 But you, you go, ha ha, yeah, when your professor says we can't afford as a country to have another

00:15:22.640 Trump presidency.

00:15:23.940 And you go, ha ha ha ha.

00:15:25.800 Oh, yeah, boss, whatever.

00:15:27.700 Give me a B plus.

00:15:28.520 Yeah.

00:15:29.360 But that's what nuns are doing, and you're scared to stand up for what's actually going

00:15:33.260 on, and what's the truth.

00:15:34.520 Yeah.

00:15:34.780 When the nuns are activated, that's a sign for everybody.

00:15:37.900 Exactly.

00:15:38.500 Once the nuns get activated like that, the nuns are physically activated.

00:15:42.720 It's time for you to step up, too, everybody.

00:15:45.040 Yeah.

00:15:45.540 Coming into the final push here, coming to the 24 election.

00:15:49.680 So time to wake up.

00:15:51.420 All right.

00:15:51.800 Chamath from All In Podcast.

00:15:55.500 Yeah.

00:15:55.840 He is changing his tune.

00:15:57.700 I guess he's waking up, too, to what happened with the Trump presidency and what really happened.

00:16:02.360 As a Democrat who has been left homeless, who is now definitely in the center, but probably

00:16:10.080 leaning increasingly right, I'm left yet again with an appreciation, despite the messenger

00:16:16.900 of the message of the Trump administration, because what those guys did was pretty incredible

00:16:22.800 in hindsight.

00:16:24.280 Is one's Trump derangement syndrome causing more damage than anything that Trump could

00:16:29.860 have actually done?

00:16:30.820 So much of the work that happened in that administration turns out to have been right.

00:16:36.800 And that's what's so frustrating for me.

00:16:40.760 Yeah.

00:16:41.360 Cut him off.

00:16:42.120 Yeah, that's enough.

00:16:43.120 We hear it.

00:16:43.780 We get the point.

00:16:44.440 It's like, you guys, these are billionaires.

00:16:46.680 Yeah.

00:16:46.840 They're all very rich, successful people.

00:16:48.820 All In Podcast is like venture capital types.

00:16:51.440 Yeah.

00:16:52.000 Chinese Donut Boy likes to watch.

00:16:53.880 Chinese Donut Boy watches a lot.

00:16:55.420 They're all billionaires.

00:16:56.900 Yeah.

00:16:57.680 And me and Richard Ratboy got it more right than them the whole time.

00:17:02.960 Some farmer from Iowa got it more right than the billionaires.

00:17:07.500 And these are the guys, these are the type of guys who like let San Francisco become what

00:17:11.740 it is right now, you know?

00:17:13.320 So they really don't have that much credibility in terms of public policy or stuff like that.

00:17:17.960 Yeah.

00:17:18.380 They think on a holistic approach and do gay stuff, but you know, gay stuff doesn't work

00:17:24.360 to govern.

00:17:25.360 Yeah, exactly.

00:17:26.740 And then like they take like this middle of the road where like, oh, both sides are bad

00:17:30.320 or both sides.

00:17:30.920 I'm homeless, I'm politically homeless now because Democrats, you didn't see that?

00:17:35.300 Democrats were telegraphing every move for the last 10 years of the slide down the far

00:17:39.180 left, right?

00:17:39.740 Yeah.

00:17:39.860 It's so easy.

00:17:40.780 It's so blatant.

00:17:41.620 It took four years of Trump and basically four years of Joe Biden for you to go, oh,

00:17:45.520 something's up.

00:17:46.260 Trump was good.

00:17:47.180 Oh, maybe there's something wrong with the Southern border.

00:17:50.200 Maybe we got to work on this.

00:17:52.300 So yeah, I guess we're smarter than billionaires.

00:17:55.600 And it doesn't even make me feel better.

00:17:57.680 Yeah.

00:17:57.980 Doesn't, doesn't really put me to sleep at night because they continue to vote for policies

00:18:02.220 and shit that hurts America and ruins our great cities, you know?

00:18:05.960 And that's part of the problem too with San Francisco in general.

00:18:08.780 It's like, do you know how many years and decades of positive growth it had to happen

00:18:15.160 to get like this building, this amphitheater, this giant thing that was bequested to the

00:18:20.660 city from some super billionaire?

00:18:22.600 The wharf.

00:18:23.140 And yeah, and then it ends with five years of people going, we're not arresting fentanyl

00:18:28.300 addicts anymore.

00:18:29.440 And it's like, now there's shit on the street and like, you can't even go and you get mugged.

00:18:33.060 And it's like, all it takes is like one half a generation less of bad, like, oh, I'm driving

00:18:38.600 the car now off a cliff.

00:18:40.880 So it's like 150 years of progress since like the gold rush and just fucking nothing now.

00:18:47.560 Yeah, it's done.

00:18:49.020 It's toast.

00:18:49.720 And it's because people like that who are scared to say they're right wing, Joe Rogan

00:18:53.640 does it too.

00:18:54.380 Yeah.

00:18:54.940 Both sides have points or both sides have their problems.

00:18:57.600 I'm just a rational person.

00:18:59.380 It's like, no, there's a good side and a bad side.

00:19:02.100 Yeah.

00:19:02.600 You have to pick.

00:19:03.480 It's that simple.

00:19:04.480 There's people that are subverting our culture and society and ruining everything from social

00:19:09.760 to economic to foreign affairs.

00:19:11.780 And there's one side who's trying to combat those people.

00:19:14.360 And Chamath and them in 2029 are going to be like, we're kind of in a low trust society

00:19:18.960 now.

00:19:19.660 And we're going to be like, that was fucking eight years ago.

00:19:22.340 You missed it.

00:19:23.420 You're getting mugged right now.

00:19:25.500 There's a knife in you.

00:19:27.240 I don't know what you're talking about.

00:19:28.680 Oh, man.

00:19:29.500 All right.

00:19:29.840 Moving on.

00:19:31.200 Southern border.

00:19:32.040 We have some good news out of the Southern border.

00:19:34.500 El Chapo.

00:19:35.400 Yeah.

00:19:35.980 El Chapo.

00:19:36.400 Finally.

00:19:36.780 And it's not from the Biden administration.

00:19:38.440 It's not from the Biden administration.

00:19:40.380 El Chapo's Cynola drug cartel bars fentanyl production under penalty.

00:19:44.360 Of death.

00:19:45.360 The Sinaloa cartel is iron fist.

00:19:49.060 Thank you, El Chapo.

00:19:50.000 Thank you, El Chapo.

00:19:50.780 You guys should run San Francisco.

00:19:53.260 All right.

00:19:53.960 We are on to page two of housekeeping.

00:19:55.740 Use this opportunity to tickle the post.

00:19:57.500 Help us juice the algo.

00:19:59.000 Like the video.

00:20:00.360 Comment.

00:20:01.220 Comment again.

00:20:02.100 And then comment whatever you do want to comment later.

00:20:04.940 Yeah.

00:20:05.140 So a couple of phone in comments.

00:20:07.440 It's a clock.

00:20:08.220 Exactly.

00:20:08.820 And then get to your point.

00:20:09.880 Make sure notifications are on as well.

00:20:11.620 It is Friday.

00:20:12.500 We don't really do doppels, but if we did, here's what they would be.

00:20:17.060 It's a light doppel section.

00:20:18.420 We have a Fleckis doppel in Israel.

00:20:20.460 Day five update.

00:20:21.960 We have me as Sam Tarly, which it isn't.

00:20:24.980 Actually, that's a Rap Boy doppel.

00:20:27.180 Yeah, right.

00:20:27.920 The biggest pussy from Game of Thrones.

00:20:29.580 Yeah.

00:20:29.760 So that's an insult to you.

00:20:30.700 That's not me.

00:20:31.860 And then this other guy from this law firm on the left looks like me.

00:20:34.840 Fleckis on the left.

00:20:35.520 Those legs look familiar.

00:20:36.900 All right.

00:20:37.360 And then we have a Rap Boy doppel from real life.

00:20:40.060 This happened yesterday when we were going to the diner.

00:20:43.600 Look at this.

00:20:45.300 Richard.

00:20:47.300 Is that not you?

00:20:48.920 Is that not W?

00:20:50.340 Yeah, that's two of me.

00:20:51.620 Simulation just loaded a couple too many in the same area.

00:20:55.360 There's Rap Boy.

00:20:56.320 You really did me dirty with this POV right here.

00:20:58.560 Yeah, whatever.

00:20:59.480 All right.

00:21:00.000 It's not bad.

00:21:01.140 All right.

00:21:01.360 So those are our doppels.

00:21:02.600 We actually have a funny story when we went to the diner yesterday to prepare for the show.

00:21:06.740 Yeah, kind of Seinfeld type of diner experience.

00:21:09.960 Something pretty interesting happened.

00:21:11.600 At the diner, there's like a back private room near the bathrooms.

00:21:15.200 We were going to go work and discuss Twinks, Urban Decay, and stuff like that.

00:21:19.460 So we wanted to rip diner coffee while discussing and kind of plotting the episode out.

00:21:24.720 We also wanted some privacy.

00:21:26.260 So we're like, hey, can we have that back room?

00:21:28.120 And then the hostess goes, yeah, no problem, but just a warning.

00:21:32.160 There's a guy back there, and he's very loud.

00:21:35.420 So then I said—

00:21:36.280 Never heard that before.

00:21:37.160 I've never heard anything like that before.

00:21:38.760 So then I said, like, very loud.

00:21:40.420 Is he on the phone?

00:21:41.780 And he's like, no, he's not on the phone.

00:21:43.600 And then I said, well, is he with anyone?

00:21:46.340 He's like, no, he's alone.

00:21:47.920 So he's just a loud guy with nobody to talk to, right?

00:21:50.700 So we're like, all right, he's got a loud guy with no one to talk to.

00:21:53.640 We'll risk it.

00:21:54.480 I don't plan on talking to him.

00:21:55.940 We'll get our work done.

00:21:57.080 And we get brought back to the back room, and there's just a booth with a guy sitting there like this.

00:22:02.380 And I walk in, and I'm like, I know who you are.

00:22:05.800 I've heard about you.

00:22:07.100 And he's kind of, like, borderline, like, slow.

00:22:09.520 Like, I think he had Velcro shoes or something.

00:22:11.840 Velcro shoes.

00:22:12.780 Just a liability to the restaurant.

00:22:14.600 They put him in the back room alone to eat his, like, turkey dinner or whatever he's got.

00:22:19.040 But it's rewarding you.

00:22:19.720 There's a loud man back there.

00:22:21.100 I was just like, who's he going to talk to?

00:22:23.660 Go on.

00:22:24.400 There is.

00:22:25.900 But, yeah, we went back there.

00:22:28.280 I know you.

00:22:29.600 I've heard about you.

00:22:30.260 And he was loud.

00:22:31.080 He goes, can I get changed for a 20 or something?

00:22:33.440 Yeah.

00:22:33.640 Like, he yelled it.

00:22:34.540 So that was kind of an interesting thing we went through.

00:22:38.280 Yeah.

00:22:39.160 But just, like, getting told that warning, I was like.

00:22:41.640 Just a human liability at the diner.

00:22:43.960 He's a very loud man back there.

00:22:45.960 Okay.

00:22:46.740 Okay.

00:22:47.980 All right.

00:22:48.460 Moving on.

00:22:49.240 We have some shout-outs.

00:22:50.280 Happy birthday to Grant.

00:22:51.720 He turned 22 yesterday.

00:22:53.500 Him and his girlfriend, Grace, watch every episode on separate devices.

00:22:57.300 Wow.

00:22:57.560 Happy birthday to Anthony, Paul, and Ryan.

00:22:59.860 These are guys that work together and they watch the show together at work.

00:23:03.240 What's the job?

00:23:04.160 I don't know.

00:23:04.700 They played at the office, though.

00:23:06.380 They played on his speaker.

00:23:07.440 All right.

00:23:07.820 Happy birthday to Andrew P. out of Arizona.

00:23:11.060 His birthday is on the 17th this week.

00:23:12.820 Shout-out to Giovanna and Isaac.

00:23:14.960 They're show watchers getting married this weekend.

00:23:19.020 And shout-out to Shane and Summer.

00:23:21.180 Their three-year anniversary just passed.

00:23:23.340 And shout-out to Riley Hoffman.

00:23:25.480 Bonus lander, birthday haver.

00:23:28.540 Yeah.

00:23:28.880 Big fan and friends of ours in real life.

00:23:31.240 Yeah.

00:23:31.640 Barely.

00:23:32.200 You got that.

00:23:32.920 Barely.

00:23:33.420 Yeah.

00:23:33.660 We met Riley and her friends a couple years ago in St. Pete.

00:23:36.700 Yep.

00:23:36.900 And they're bonus landers.

00:23:37.940 So shout-out.

00:23:39.080 All right.

00:23:39.440 Let's keep it moving.

00:23:40.300 Also shout-out to Kat K Was on Instagram.

00:23:43.380 Huge fan of the show.

00:23:45.380 Long-time Fluckus watcher for like six years.

00:23:47.640 Yeah.

00:23:47.900 Commander.

00:23:48.500 Yeah.

00:23:48.980 Earned the rank of commander.

00:23:50.640 Thank you, Kat.

00:23:51.400 We love you.

00:23:52.700 All right.

00:23:53.340 And we have a Rob song.

00:23:54.800 Someone sent us some Rob song.

00:23:56.320 What is this?

00:23:57.220 I think it's that.

00:23:59.980 Oh.

00:24:00.440 Rob song.

00:24:00.940 Yeah.

00:24:01.140 It's titled Rob song.

00:24:02.620 I don't want to wait.

00:24:05.600 I don't want to wait for Rob's life to be over.

00:24:10.780 I want to eat right now.

00:24:13.860 Ceviche.

00:24:16.380 All right.

00:24:16.840 There you go.

00:24:17.320 We love a good Rob song.

00:24:19.080 You guys know that.

00:24:19.960 Thank you.

00:24:20.280 And we have a couple of rock kicks that are happening here in the background.

00:24:23.060 And those are our shout-outs.

00:24:24.920 That's all you got?

00:24:25.820 There's some other ones here.

00:24:26.840 Oh, we got another one?

00:24:27.740 Look at this.

00:24:28.580 Oh, we got Fleckus Talks at the Color Bright at Ripley's Believe It or Not Museum.

00:24:33.040 We got a very cool stone carve of me and Ratboy by Lyle.

00:24:38.240 Thank you, Lyle.

00:24:39.080 That's a very cool picture.

00:24:40.340 Where are those at?

00:24:41.280 I don't know.

00:24:41.720 Let's get those.

00:24:42.260 What are they going to be done?

00:24:43.220 What's going to be done with them, Lyle?

00:24:44.520 Kai Have.

00:24:45.280 Yeah.

00:24:45.740 Kai Have it.

00:24:46.560 Kai Have.

00:24:47.980 And I think that's it, right?

00:24:49.460 Yeah, pretty much.

00:24:50.540 I'm not going to tell you more.

00:24:51.380 Let's do that one.

00:24:52.060 That's the last shout-out of the week.

00:24:53.540 These guys.

00:24:55.800 All right.

00:24:56.820 We're here with our boy, Sidewalk Steve.

00:24:58.860 Go check his site out.

00:25:00.180 It's got a lot of good stuff here.

00:25:01.420 You should definitely check it out.

00:25:02.440 We're all fans of Fleckus Talks.

00:25:04.540 What do we say about Fleckus Talks?

00:25:06.360 Fleckus Podcast.

00:25:07.600 Best new podcast of all time.

00:25:09.540 That's right.

00:25:10.040 It is the best new podcast of all time.

00:25:11.680 Let's check him out on YouTube.

00:25:12.920 Thank you, everybody who did shout-outs.

00:25:14.980 Make sure you guys send us your shout-outs for Friday.

00:25:17.440 Shout-outs.

00:25:18.520 Moving on.

00:25:19.260 Page three of housekeeping.

00:25:20.780 We have a P.O. Box.

00:25:22.440 We remind you guys every episode.

00:25:24.420 We have a P.O. Box, and people are sending us stuff.

00:25:27.620 So if you want to send us stuff, it is linked in the description.

00:25:30.260 Please send it to us.

00:25:31.140 If you send us anything bad, like a bomb or a fentanyl or-

00:25:35.660 The fake intern will die.

00:25:36.680 Yeah.

00:25:37.040 We send a fake intern, and he gets it, and he opens everything first.

00:25:40.140 So if you send anthrax, you're going to kill a fake intern.

00:25:42.600 Yep.

00:25:42.920 He's only 18.

00:25:44.680 He's a young guy.

00:25:45.680 We don't pay him anything.

00:25:46.340 We don't pay him.

00:25:47.440 All right.

00:25:47.940 So he'll be dead.

00:25:49.660 Halloween is coming up.

00:25:51.400 There was a show watcher who sent me their costumes,

00:25:54.080 and I think this is going to be the costume of the year.

00:25:57.520 Big Titty Woodshop Teacher.

00:25:59.180 Yeah.

00:25:59.740 That's one for the culture, guys.

00:26:01.060 This is well done.

00:26:02.320 Look at that.

00:26:02.720 With a mask, too.

00:26:03.540 All you need is a wig, a big shirt.

00:26:06.300 Beach balls.

00:26:07.100 Beach balls with a protruding nipple.

00:26:08.840 You have to have a rock-hard nipple.

00:26:10.360 Otherwise, it's not authentic, and we all know it.

00:26:12.440 Yep.

00:26:12.880 And then the wig.

00:26:13.780 Yeah.

00:26:14.080 Well done.

00:26:14.420 So if you guys want to send us funny costumes, please do.

00:26:18.580 The Big Titty Woodshop Teacher, I think, is the costume of the year.

00:26:21.580 Yeah.

00:26:22.140 All right.

00:26:22.620 Let's also read the-

00:26:24.120 I'm going to be Chris for Mr. Beast.

00:26:27.040 Let's also read the haunted house meme I saw on Chinese Donut Boy's page.

00:26:31.280 Chinese Donut Boy is like 100 people away from 100K,

00:26:34.620 so make sure you guys are following him.

00:26:35.960 The meme said,

00:26:36.740 I don't get scared in haunted houses because I refuse to give former theater majors

00:26:40.660 that much power over me.

00:26:42.400 Yeah.

00:26:42.920 That's the mindset.

00:26:44.420 That's the mindset.

00:26:45.580 That's the attitude.

00:26:46.740 That's why we're not scared of Halloween.

00:26:48.400 Absolutely.

00:26:49.340 All right.

00:26:50.060 She-Hulk.

00:26:50.900 Okay.

00:26:51.480 There was a tweet that came out.

00:26:53.060 Say something good about this show.

00:26:54.600 She-Hulk, attorney at law.

00:26:56.160 I think it only made it one season.

00:26:57.660 Yeah.

00:26:58.160 Thank God.

00:26:58.780 So that's the good thing.

00:26:59.900 Yeah.

00:27:00.280 It's only one season.

00:27:01.840 I could tell you some bad things about She-Hulk.

00:27:04.020 Go ahead.

00:27:04.860 They thought they were allowed to break the fourth wall.

00:27:08.520 You know how some shows break the fourth wall, and it's pretty cool?

00:27:11.600 Hey, guys.

00:27:12.340 You might be thinking right now.

00:27:13.960 Is She-Hulk going to do this or not?

00:27:16.160 Like in – what's that one?

00:27:17.520 Not Daredevil.

00:27:18.420 Ferris Bueller does it.

00:27:19.920 Ferris Bueller does it.

00:27:21.520 Who's the Daredevil one where he's like the asshole comic good guy?

00:27:27.180 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:27:28.000 Ryan Reynolds.

00:27:28.740 Ryan Reynolds.

00:27:29.540 Yeah.

00:27:29.680 In that movie, he does it.

00:27:31.420 Yeah.

00:27:31.860 I forget the movie name.

00:27:32.900 She-Hulk.

00:27:33.120 Deadpool.

00:27:33.680 Deadpool.

00:27:34.000 Deadpool.

00:27:34.180 And then She-Hulk thinks she can do it too.

00:27:36.320 Yeah.

00:27:36.520 And this is one of those shows that should never exist, and all the writers are probably –

00:27:42.120 Demanding higher wages.

00:27:43.200 Demanding higher wages, and they're probably all non-binary and pans.

00:27:46.260 Yeah.

00:27:46.560 You know, stuff like that.

00:27:48.140 So there's two groups of people in the world, those who need to pretend that She-Hulk is good,

00:27:52.820 and those that can be honest and say She-Hulk sucks.

00:27:55.120 Yeah.

00:27:55.360 And I'm happy to be in that second camp.

00:27:56.960 Yeah.

00:27:57.300 And you know how they say art is subjective and, you know, anyone can like it?

00:28:01.100 Not this one.

00:28:01.840 Not She-Hulk.

00:28:02.540 Not She-Hulk.

00:28:03.680 There's only people pretending it's good, and then the haters who are right.

00:28:07.660 Yeah.

00:28:08.120 Art is subjective.

00:28:09.300 Not She-Hulk.

00:28:10.160 Not this one.

00:28:10.820 All right.

00:28:11.100 There was a kid who had a thing on his Instagram.

00:28:15.820 He said, if I get 200,000 followers, I'll do whatever the top comment says.

00:28:19.240 Okay, when I hit 200,000 followers, I'll do whatever the top comment says on this video

00:28:26.400 and post it.

00:28:27.780 So pause it.

00:28:29.140 Can you read the top comment?

00:28:30.640 It says, fly to a small town in Thailand.

00:28:32.640 Get accepted by their people.

00:28:34.140 Learn the language.

00:28:35.200 Train in Muay Thai for a year and a half.

00:28:37.260 Fight in a tournament.

00:28:38.440 Win the tournament.

00:28:39.460 Return to the USA and join the UFC.

00:28:41.580 Stay in shape and go undefeated in your weight class.

00:28:43.720 Retire and do an interview saying this comment was the reason you fought so hard.

00:28:47.400 Wow.

00:28:47.960 Million likes.

00:28:48.660 That got the most likes of any comment on Instagram.

00:28:52.480 That broke the record.

00:28:53.300 Yeah.

00:28:54.040 So that kid's got a whole life ahead of him now.

00:28:56.840 Yeah.

00:28:57.240 Fucking three years in Thailand, buddy.

00:28:58.960 Good luck.

00:29:00.860 That's like a nightmare.

00:29:02.380 All right.

00:29:02.780 Moving on.

00:29:03.600 Sandwich of Fall.

00:29:04.960 It's Friday.

00:29:05.720 So we're going to deal with Sandwich of Fall.

00:29:07.020 People are saying Sandwich of Fall should be soup and grilled cheese.

00:29:12.720 Yeah.

00:29:13.700 Grilled cheese and tomato soup.

00:29:15.340 That's not bad.

00:29:16.360 We'll consider it.

00:29:17.160 We'll consider it.

00:29:19.060 I'm not fully committed to including soup into that.

00:29:23.820 Obviously, I'm a French dip guy.

00:29:25.500 People.

00:29:26.040 I can't get ahead.

00:29:26.840 I can't get on board with Rubens.

00:29:28.760 So we're still going to figure it out.

00:29:30.600 We're going to decide next week.

00:29:31.900 Next week.

00:29:32.500 Final week.

00:29:33.420 Next week.

00:29:33.940 We'll tell you the Sandwich of Fall.

00:29:34.880 We'll tell you the Sandwich of Fall.

00:29:36.320 Keep tagging us in your picks this week and we will figure it out next week.

00:29:41.720 Smart.

00:29:42.200 All right.

00:29:42.520 Let's go to the ramen shrimp cereal.

00:29:45.620 Okay.

00:29:45.920 Life hack type thing.

00:29:47.200 Actual life hack.

00:29:48.080 If you save the shrimp from your cup of noodles for a month, you can eat a king's breakfast once a year.

00:29:53.840 Let's go.

00:29:54.840 Let's go.

00:29:55.840 Let's go.

00:29:56.840 Let's go.

00:29:57.840 Let's go.

00:29:58.840 Damn.

00:30:02.260 That's a good hack.

00:30:03.480 Yeah.

00:30:04.240 You save the best part of the noodles and then once a year you get exactly what you want.

00:30:09.120 Genius.

00:30:09.900 Yeah.

00:30:10.360 And then we have a milk spoon hack too.

00:30:12.700 This is the better way to do it, I think.

00:30:14.320 So you can actually put these two videos together.

00:30:16.460 It is a spoon that dispenses milk.

00:30:19.660 Now, have you ever found yourself with milk and cereal but with no bowl?

00:30:24.400 Countless times.

00:30:25.180 With this device.

00:30:26.980 Sorry.

00:30:27.760 I'm filming with one hand.

00:30:29.220 With this device, you don't need a bowl.

00:30:31.660 All you do is press this little momentary button here.

00:30:38.240 And milk comes out.

00:30:40.780 So this eliminates soggy cereal.

00:30:43.500 That's good.

00:30:44.020 And you don't need a bowl.

00:30:44.940 You can eat straight out of the bed.

00:30:46.020 Isn't that great?

00:30:46.700 Yeah.

00:30:46.900 He's got a bowl right there.

00:30:48.440 He's got a motor on a spoon.

00:30:51.100 And he's spraying milk out of the hose above an outlet.

00:30:55.360 But you can use that on the shrimp.

00:30:57.140 Yeah.

00:30:57.460 Combine the two.

00:30:58.180 Yeah.

00:30:58.980 These are the people who are going to inherit the earth.

00:31:01.360 That's an RFK voter right there.

00:31:05.280 Schizos will inherit the earth.

00:31:06.600 Don't forget.

00:31:07.240 That's the kind of people that will.

00:31:08.440 All right.

00:31:09.140 We have a naming contest.

00:31:10.760 As you guys know, we try to get things named after stuff we like.

00:31:15.040 Snarf, Snarf, or Rob, usually.

00:31:16.580 Snarf, Snarf, or Rob.

00:31:17.720 We have a red heifer naming contest.

00:31:20.880 And you can submit any name you want.

00:31:23.100 And then also, the red heifer is a prophecy for end times.

00:31:30.260 Really?

00:31:30.640 Red cow.

00:31:31.620 Interesting.

00:31:31.960 So if we get that red cow named Snarf, Snarf, Snarf, and that ends up being the end times prophecy red cow, that would be huge for the show.

00:31:39.720 Okay.

00:31:40.000 So we're putting that link in the description.

00:31:43.600 Change.org.

00:31:44.560 We want that red cow named Snarf, Snarf.

00:31:46.380 So somebody did a petition, changed the name of the red heifer, Snarf, Snarf, O'Banion, and this is supposed to get to someone?

00:31:52.460 I don't get it.

00:31:53.180 Yeah.

00:31:53.520 I think if we sign this with a lot of people, then they'll change the name to Snarf, Snarf.

00:31:58.260 Okay.

00:31:58.780 So another L coming up for us.

00:32:00.960 Yeah.

00:32:01.340 It's hard to win these.

00:32:02.240 We're never going to fucking get one.

00:32:03.720 I'm losing faith.

00:32:04.820 It's hard to win.

00:32:05.580 So.

00:32:06.040 All right.

00:32:06.600 Starbucks.

00:32:07.920 The baristas at Starbucks tried to help a girl on a date.

00:32:11.540 Yeah.

00:32:12.040 This gave me goosebumps.

00:32:13.200 It wasn't a date.

00:32:13.800 My 18-year-old daughter was at Starbucks alone the other night.

00:32:16.840 A man came up to her and started talking to her.

00:32:19.700 Oh, my God.

00:32:20.300 A man?

00:32:20.820 Oh, no.

00:32:21.420 That's half the population.

00:32:22.700 That could be anything.

00:32:24.060 A barista handed her an extra hot chocolate someone forgot to pick up.

00:32:27.720 How grateful I am for people who look out for her.

00:32:30.400 Side note.

00:32:31.080 She felt safe and did not remove the lid, but let them know.

00:32:34.700 And the mug just says, are you okay?

00:32:36.740 Do you want us to intervene?

00:32:38.200 If you do, take the lid off the cup.

00:32:40.160 So, the baristas probably have, like, purple hair.

00:32:44.220 Yeah.

00:32:44.820 They probably think they're standing up for a girl because a guy talked to her.

00:32:50.220 Yeah.

00:32:50.440 So, they just want to stop, like, a good-looking girl and a good-looking guy from meeting.

00:32:55.480 So, they try to intervene immediately.

00:32:58.240 Yeah.

00:32:58.700 Whatever.

00:32:59.100 I mean, this is just so – this is the world they live in.

00:33:02.640 Like, girls like this will hand this cup of coffee to this girl because some guy was totally fine and normal in a coffee shop.

00:33:12.380 But then they'll see, like, a black criminal hanging out on the street and be like, can I help you?

00:33:17.220 Yeah.

00:33:17.540 This is fine.

00:33:18.320 We don't need to call the cops.

00:33:19.180 And then they'll get knockout gamed.

00:33:20.860 Yeah.

00:33:21.000 And that's it.

00:33:21.620 Life regulates itself, so.

00:33:23.720 Yeah.

00:33:24.200 Exactly.

00:33:24.720 There's no need to call the cops.

00:33:25.920 Yeah.

00:33:26.000 It's like, he's breaking your shit.

00:33:27.580 He just broke the window.

00:33:29.280 Yeah.

00:33:29.580 He was oppressed, though, so it didn't matter.

00:33:31.220 All right.

00:33:31.580 Moving on.

00:33:32.440 We are moving on to Cringe of the Week.

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00:35:10.320 All right, thank you to Brave Books.

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00:35:14.620 Very important to get your books for people in your life that are children.

00:35:18.300 Yeah.

00:35:18.700 There's so much bad stuff out there that you want to get them good stuff to read instead.

00:35:22.480 Mm-hmm.

00:35:23.300 All right, let's get into Cringe.

00:35:24.400 We have a bunch of, we have three pages of Cringe.

00:35:26.800 Wow.

00:35:27.420 The shark attack first.

00:35:28.960 Let's just get the blood flowing.

00:35:30.400 Yep.

00:35:30.660 Let's remind everyone.

00:35:31.580 This is the one move a shark can do.

00:35:34.500 I got you.

00:35:35.360 What's up?

00:35:36.100 Oh!

00:35:36.980 Shark me!

00:35:38.240 And he didn't see it coming.

00:35:39.440 Hold on.

00:35:39.700 The only thing a shark can do is bite you.

00:35:42.820 Sideways.

00:35:43.760 With the sideways rip.

00:35:44.960 And it's...

00:35:45.200 That's the only thing you have to look out for.

00:35:46.380 It doesn't come back up.

00:35:47.920 It doesn't go backwards.

00:35:49.620 It doesn't tail whip you.

00:35:50.980 All you got to do is watch that mouse.

00:35:52.500 And this kid didn't.

00:35:53.320 And I hope you lost a finger.

00:35:54.800 It's the sideways rip.

00:35:56.420 And it's like, oh, it goes way further than you thought.

00:35:59.360 Every time.

00:35:59.980 It's the same.

00:36:00.540 Same with gators.

00:36:01.800 Yep.

00:36:02.280 Yeah.

00:36:02.660 So that's what happens there.

00:36:03.940 All right.

00:36:04.220 Let's go to the Grubhub.

00:36:05.520 Grubhub eats your food.

00:36:07.120 That's what's going on in our world.

00:36:08.680 This is kind of like a...

00:36:10.180 I don't know what to call it.

00:36:11.060 A low-trust society section of cringe.

00:36:13.540 It's a little different.

00:36:14.840 All right.

00:36:15.300 Fat Grubhub driver rifling through the food.

00:36:18.720 It's your food.

00:36:19.880 Oh, he's like biting it.

00:36:21.340 He's teething it.

00:36:22.120 He's just eating spaghetti.

00:36:23.620 Yeah.

00:36:24.220 So that was at a hibachi grill he ate.

00:36:27.660 And then we're cutting to this other driver who drops off food, right?

00:36:32.000 And he drops at the door, goes down the stairs, and...

00:36:36.700 He takes a quick piss.

00:36:37.720 He's going to piss in the fucking corner of your house.

00:36:39.700 Who wants this guy handling their food, the New York Post says.

00:36:43.000 But at the end of the day, what do you expect?

00:36:47.080 This is kind of normal.

00:36:48.520 The company who hires anybody with a Toyota Camry, anyone on earth,

00:36:55.300 the company who hires everyone,

00:36:56.740 the company who had to start taping food bags shut.

00:37:00.180 Mm-hmm.

00:37:00.860 Yeah.

00:37:01.160 This is completely in line with our society.

00:37:04.160 Yeah.

00:37:04.420 We kill the unborn.

00:37:06.280 We release criminals on the street.

00:37:08.300 People do drugs and shit on the ground.

00:37:10.200 And your Grubhub eats some bites of your food.

00:37:12.700 Someone's going to fuck with your food a little bit.

00:37:14.340 That's just how it goes.

00:37:15.300 That's the society we live in.

00:37:16.460 And honestly, it's not about getting it right or doing the right thing.

00:37:21.280 You need to adjust your expectations.

00:37:23.400 Yeah.

00:37:23.620 Some random third-party independent contractor handles your food,

00:37:28.500 and maybe he's having a horrible day.

00:37:30.120 Mm-hmm.

00:37:30.740 And there's nowhere for him to piss.

00:37:32.860 So what does he do?

00:37:33.660 Maybe he went to the restaurant, and he smelled the good food,

00:37:36.600 and he's hungry, and he didn't get to get any food himself.

00:37:39.060 And what's the big deal if you're missing one item, right?

00:37:41.260 Did you even notice a couple bites of the spaghetti?

00:37:43.500 That's why I order pizza.

00:37:45.140 Yeah.

00:37:45.660 You can't steal a piece of pizza.

00:37:47.340 Mm-hmm.

00:37:48.840 You'd be surprised.

00:37:50.120 What's this?

00:37:51.420 All right, let's move on.

00:37:52.560 The girl who wants the 200K job.

00:37:55.680 This should be good.

00:37:57.960 I have a bone to pick with America!

00:38:00.940 So I'm headed to my serving job.

00:38:05.000 I fucking hate it.

00:38:07.980 I fucking hate it.

00:38:09.980 That's why I make more money serving.

00:38:11.920 I have my literal business marketing degree

00:38:15.520 that put me in acute $80,000 in debt,

00:38:21.320 and I make more serving sushi rolls

00:38:25.760 because I've been applying to marketing jobs fucking for weeks now,

00:38:30.080 and the pay cut is insane.

00:38:34.320 Insane.

00:38:35.600 But the jobs that are like acute $150,000 to $200,000 a year,

00:38:40.320 I'm not getting those.

00:38:41.480 I'm a 20, almost 25-year-old.

00:38:44.680 My birthday's soon.

00:38:45.780 Almost 25-year-old chick

00:38:47.380 going against, you know, corporate-ass America

00:38:51.460 people with so much experience.

00:38:53.620 All I got is my degree.

00:38:55.540 You know, people say,

00:38:56.660 get your degree,

00:38:57.740 but then they don't talk about how you need experience.

00:39:00.580 The degree was the experience!

00:39:03.780 You got plowed in college, probably.

00:39:05.940 What are you talking about the degree was the experience?

00:39:08.100 You got blackout drunk and went to sorority parties, probably.

00:39:11.340 I don't know this girl.

00:39:12.460 The degree was the experience.

00:39:14.080 It's like you graduated with 10,000 other people

00:39:16.740 that got the same piece of paper as you.

00:39:19.100 Literally drones.

00:39:20.520 Yeah.

00:39:20.860 Like, that's the competition level you're at right now.

00:39:22.840 Yeah, we need to hire someone who's got experience.

00:39:24.980 Does anyone know anyone who wears a headband as a shirt?

00:39:28.640 We've got to get her in here.

00:39:30.300 Yeah.

00:39:30.460 Does anybody know anyone who can, like,

00:39:32.960 be organized enough to stay on top of emails

00:39:35.760 and basically do nothing else?

00:39:37.660 Oh, okay.

00:39:38.600 Whoa, that's not 200K a year?

00:39:40.700 That's not what a doctor?

00:39:42.120 That's not a doctor level salary?

00:39:43.640 Okay, cool.

00:39:44.320 Yeah.

00:39:44.820 And she has, like, a skewed view of the world, I think,

00:39:47.280 because she probably gets so much attention

00:39:49.140 for her bikini photos

00:39:50.400 and the life she lives online and her Instagram.

00:39:54.780 So it's like, oh, man, everyone likes my photos.

00:39:57.820 Everyone thinks I'm so hot.

00:40:00.340 200K.

00:40:00.980 Yeah.

00:40:01.180 That shouldn't be hard to pull off.

00:40:02.640 200K is pretty easy.

00:40:03.520 I just show up, right?

00:40:04.600 Yeah.

00:40:04.880 And then the thing is, too,

00:40:07.000 I think there's going to be a return to a mean

00:40:09.000 where people just kind of go to in-state tuitions

00:40:11.740 and get, like, the academic incentives and stuff.

00:40:14.780 Like, the days of being born in Illinois

00:40:16.860 and then going to Ohio State are kind of over.

00:40:20.180 Just to party and fuck around

00:40:21.780 and get lowballed on a job offer for a marketing place.

00:40:25.180 You know?

00:40:26.120 It's a little bit done.

00:40:27.420 Try to get as cheap college you can.

00:40:29.260 And if you want that college experience,

00:40:30.700 that four years of fucking off and getting drunk, whatever,

00:40:33.720 you can do it in the state you were born in, you know?

00:40:36.260 Yeah, exactly.

00:40:37.160 If she never went to college and then just worked her sushi job

00:40:40.480 and then had 80K, she'd be in a way better spot than now.

00:40:44.620 Yeah.

00:40:45.000 Take the student loans, commit student loan fraud, invest the 80K.

00:40:48.720 Invest the 80K into a rental property.

00:40:50.700 And that's the thing.

00:40:51.540 People don't understand what they're really signing up for.

00:40:53.700 It's like, okay, it's going to be $800 a month until you pay off 80K.

00:40:59.160 Like, that's an apartment.

00:41:00.480 That's an apartment with some roommates or something, depending on the area.

00:41:04.180 So, I don't know, man.

00:41:06.980 The college slander continues.

00:41:08.860 Don't be this girl.

00:41:10.060 I guess this girl feels entitled to making 200K or something.

00:41:13.820 You need to, like, grind to get that.

00:41:16.580 And then you need to beat out 10 people.

00:41:18.880 All right.

00:41:19.160 You start the shitty marketing job.

00:41:20.720 Then you need to beat out 10 other people who started the shitty marketing job with you.

00:41:25.120 You're of the top two, right?

00:41:27.380 Then you move up a level.

00:41:28.680 And then you move up another level after that before you're even sniffing that salary range.

00:41:32.540 Where you put, like, five, six years in at the company.

00:41:34.760 Yeah, of course.

00:41:35.700 Putting in hours and then being at the top of that new level that you graduated to.

00:41:39.500 So, I mean, maybe marketing's not the move.

00:41:42.260 Maybe you should have gotten into, like, I don't know, some sort of engineering type degree.

00:41:47.080 But, you know.

00:41:48.260 But there's no long haul.

00:41:50.620 There's no, like, drive where you get in low and work your way up to the top.

00:41:54.560 It's just, oh, I deserve this now.

00:41:56.400 And if I don't get what I want, it's because, like, the system's messed up.

00:41:59.900 Yeah, it's fucked up.

00:42:00.940 There's, oh, and then not to mention just as many illegals as possible came.

00:42:06.900 We'll tell you later how Chicago's subsidizing their apartments that you're now competing with.

00:42:11.620 So, your apartment rent is up.

00:42:13.280 Feels like you're drowning, right?

00:42:15.040 But, you know.

00:42:16.320 Joe Byron not going to help you.

00:42:17.480 Joe Byron doesn't help.

00:42:18.660 Nikki Haley doesn't want to help.

00:42:20.280 Nobody wants to help.

00:42:21.320 Trump might help you a little bit.

00:42:22.840 Yeah, this girl will fucking vote for Trump.

00:42:25.220 Exactly.

00:42:25.860 Complaining about the fucking 200K job that she doesn't have while wearing a literal tube sock as a top.

00:42:32.420 It's over.

00:42:33.300 Yeah.

00:42:33.520 It's over, guys.

00:42:34.280 All right, let's move on to the kid with the bad haircut.

00:42:37.080 Yeah.

00:42:37.600 Low trust society shit right here, right?

00:42:39.700 So, I asked the lady for, like, this picture.

00:42:42.080 And she gave me this.

00:42:43.220 And she gave me this.

00:42:44.120 You don't like this?

00:42:44.780 Something like that, huh?

00:42:46.360 What did you tell her?

00:42:47.380 You showed her the picture?

00:42:48.320 Yeah.

00:42:48.900 Spin you back around and you're going to be a new man.

00:42:50.840 All right?

00:42:51.460 Mm-hmm.

00:42:54.000 So, then they did this.

00:42:57.380 He's going to be a new man.

00:43:01.820 And he's, like, taking a video of the kids after.

00:43:05.060 And you can see in the kid's face, he just did not get what he wanted.

00:43:08.300 This is what he wanted.

00:43:09.340 Let's go back to it.

00:43:10.340 And then this is what the kid got.

00:43:11.880 Just some piece of shit mullet.

00:43:13.840 Baby Gronk haircut.

00:43:15.020 The kid, this guy lied to the kid's face.

00:43:17.120 He goes, I got you.

00:43:18.740 175 bucks.

00:43:19.520 And butchers him.

00:43:20.520 175 bucks.

00:43:21.660 And so, this is, I thought we were going to go back to back without this 200k girl

00:43:25.520 in between.

00:43:26.120 But this is kind of low trust society.

00:43:28.020 The Grubhub driver eats your food.

00:43:30.960 The Grubhub driver pisses in your hallway.

00:43:33.320 The haircut dresser looks you right in the eye and says, I got you, buddy.

00:43:37.220 And then gives you a piece of shit.

00:43:39.020 You know?

00:43:39.840 Reduce your expectations or find someone you trust, right?

00:43:43.200 Yeah.

00:43:43.660 I'm happy that kid got that shitty haircut because he's trying to get the TikTok haircut.

00:43:47.540 He wanted a gay haircut anyway.

00:43:48.860 So, let's teach him a lesson, you know?

00:43:50.240 Exactly.

00:43:50.760 And every generation has, like, the TikTok haircut equivalent.

00:43:54.460 When we were growing up, it was kids that had, like, the blonde frosted tips.

00:43:57.620 Yeah.

00:43:57.920 Frosted tips.

00:43:59.040 Abercrombie.

00:43:59.920 Abercrombie.

00:44:00.240 It was Abercrombie shit.

00:44:01.060 And you had, like, the flip in the front with the frosted tips.

00:44:03.360 Obviously, we never got that.

00:44:04.900 I never had that, yeah.

00:44:05.800 Yeah.

00:44:05.980 I used to get a buzz cut every two weeks.

00:44:07.900 That's how you fight back against the temptation to get a TikTok haircut.

00:44:12.340 Yep.

00:44:12.740 So, that's how you avoid that.

00:44:15.060 It's sad, though, because that's, kids, they have the best hair.

00:44:20.400 When you're 16, 17, you have the thickest best hair, and then they always do something

00:44:24.340 gay with it.

00:44:25.340 So, it's kind of a paradox.

00:44:27.820 Yeah.

00:44:28.140 Well, I'm happy that kid didn't get the stupid haircut.

00:44:30.580 Me too.

00:44:31.160 They should just buzz it.

00:44:32.240 All right.

00:44:32.420 Let's move on.

00:44:33.160 These next two clips are kind of racist-based, racism-based.

00:44:37.180 Yeah.

00:44:37.560 The first one is the experienced racism experience.

00:44:40.420 Let's see the worst thing that's ever happened to this guy.

00:44:42.840 The biggest racism thing.

00:44:43.620 He's experienced racism.

00:44:44.840 Yep.

00:44:44.940 Let's see what it was.

00:44:46.280 You ever experienced racism?

00:44:47.640 Of course, of course.

00:44:48.340 Can you explain your story?

00:44:49.400 I went to the store in Arizona to give me some guards or whatever.

00:44:52.180 It's like smoke, right?

00:44:52.860 I ain't had my ID so I could get them type of s***.

00:44:54.580 So, I had to, like, walk up to a grown person and be like, hey, you can buy me some guards?

00:44:57.540 So, I walk up to some white dude.

00:44:59.020 I'm like, you can give me some guards?

00:45:00.080 And he ran to his car, fool.

00:45:01.660 Ran.

00:45:02.000 He ran?

00:45:02.680 Pulled a balloon, ran, and slammed the door.

00:45:04.940 I'm getting drove off quick.

00:45:06.200 I swear to God.

00:45:06.760 Do you think he knows what you were saying?

00:45:08.960 Yeah.

00:45:09.240 Yeah, for sure.

00:45:09.800 So, he was like, what the guards mean?

00:45:11.200 I'll, like, say so I can smoke.

00:45:12.300 But as he said what the guards mean, he's slowly walking fat.

00:45:15.780 Hey, man, you buy me some cigars so I can smoke?

00:45:18.040 I don't have an ID.

00:45:19.700 It's like, whoa, whoa.

00:45:20.880 Back the f*** up.

00:45:22.360 He's reaching on his gun.

00:45:23.700 Stop right there.

00:45:25.820 Yeah, that's the kind of thing where it's like, I've seen enough videos.

00:45:29.220 I've had enough experiences.

00:45:30.480 I've collected enough data to know that I'm not going to jump to any conclusions on you,

00:45:35.660 but I'm going to err towards the side of safety and my own self-preservation.

00:45:40.360 Yeah.

00:45:40.580 I'm not saying you're a criminal, but I've seen a lot of stuff where people that look like

00:45:44.640 you are.

00:45:45.240 Yeah.

00:45:45.540 And that was the most racist thing that's ever happened to him.

00:45:48.440 He didn't lose a job.

00:45:49.500 Someone just backed away from him in a parking lot.

00:45:51.620 Yeah.

00:45:51.920 Someone wouldn't buy him cigars so he could smoke blunts.

00:45:55.020 Yeah.

00:45:55.720 Pretty much.

00:45:56.460 And then, you know, so basically anyone who's ever gotten something stolen from them has

00:46:01.320 had a worse experience than this.

00:46:02.960 Anyone who's ever like had judgment against them in any way was way worse than this.

00:46:08.980 Yeah.

00:46:09.080 Someone didn't do you a favor and that was your racism example.

00:46:12.140 And basically break the law too.

00:46:13.780 Yeah.

00:46:14.160 Buying a person with no ID, something that requires an ID.

00:46:17.120 Yeah.

00:46:17.700 It's like, that's the example of racism.

00:46:19.240 But if you said to someone, hey, have you ever been a victim of black crime?

00:46:22.720 It's like, yeah.

00:46:23.560 Yeah.

00:46:23.880 Oh, yeah.

00:46:24.280 My car stolen.

00:46:25.120 My bike.

00:46:25.620 Yeah.

00:46:26.000 I got punched.

00:46:27.540 I saw a guy push a lady on the subway.

00:46:29.240 Yeah.

00:46:29.420 I got on my ring camera.

00:46:30.540 Here.

00:46:30.860 You ever open the Nextdoor app?

00:46:33.340 You ever open the Nextdoor app, guys?

00:46:35.500 But the real problem is the racism.

00:46:37.420 And what's the example of racism?

00:46:39.100 People wouldn't buy me cigars.

00:46:41.060 Guy didn't help me out.

00:46:41.660 So I couldn't roll blunts.

00:46:42.920 Guy didn't help a stranger out.

00:46:44.060 Got him.

00:46:44.840 All right.

00:46:45.000 Let's go to the next one.

00:46:46.820 Hey, boss.

00:46:47.820 What are you doing, man?

00:46:49.440 What's the thing?

00:46:50.020 It's the thing?

00:46:50.220 I'll fuck you, man.

00:46:57.940 Hey, hey.

00:47:00.480 Why did you just stop there and then turn on the right?

00:47:04.440 Oh, man.

00:47:05.420 You are fucked up, man.

00:47:08.660 That's not even funny.

00:47:10.160 That's not even funny, but I'm laughing.

00:47:11.520 That's not funny at all.

00:47:13.100 And you know what's actually interesting about that?

00:47:15.400 That Asian guy probably doesn't think of that as, like, a racism moment.

00:47:21.220 Like, has anything racist ever happened to you?

00:47:23.420 Yeah, some guy.

00:47:24.420 He said, Ching Dai.

00:47:25.580 Ching Dai on the car.

00:47:27.280 It's like, he probably goes, yeah, whatever.

00:47:29.000 Some guy was just an idiot.

00:47:30.380 Some guy was a dork.

00:47:31.120 No, America, great place.

00:47:31.720 Yeah.

00:47:31.960 I'm happy to be in America.

00:47:33.200 Exactly.

00:47:34.200 I work hard.

00:47:34.880 I get good job.

00:47:35.680 I send my daughter to college.

00:47:37.300 Oh, no.

00:47:37.700 Not racism here.

00:47:38.420 The best place is America.

00:47:40.360 But then the black guy internalizes it so much because it's, like, kind of a victim type of-

00:47:45.680 Oh, shit.

00:47:46.220 Can't even live my life.

00:47:47.300 Can't even get my gars.

00:47:48.600 Yeah.

00:47:49.040 People won't even get gars for me.

00:47:50.620 What do you think about that Asian hate?

00:47:52.340 I think that was not cool.

00:47:55.940 You were laughing at that video off screen.

00:47:58.420 Me, in high school, Benick.

00:48:02.540 Oh, here we go.

00:48:03.520 He used to be very good at the fake Chinese voice.

00:48:07.440 And we, on Friday nights, we would go to the post office parking lot.

00:48:10.940 We would chill in beach chairs.

00:48:13.200 And then we would just prank call Chinese restaurants.

00:48:15.460 And they'd say, hey, can I order in Chinese?

00:48:17.140 And they'd go, yeah.

00:48:18.180 And he'd go, bing-da-buk-da.

00:48:19.920 He would just do it for 30 seconds.

00:48:22.520 And we would laugh so much.

00:48:24.560 Good stuff.

00:48:25.240 It was amazing.

00:48:26.520 Yeah.

00:48:26.720 You had fun.

00:48:27.440 But it's not funny.

00:48:28.620 Yeah, it's not funny at all.

00:48:30.060 It's not funny.

00:48:31.460 Do not do that.

00:48:32.480 Do not do that.

00:48:33.320 Never.

00:48:33.960 It's not even funny.

00:48:35.100 And you know what?

00:48:36.040 I was going to say something like, if that's the worst Asian hate you get, that's a pretty

00:48:40.740 good deal.

00:48:41.520 It's a great deal.

00:48:42.340 But they do stomp out the old Asian ladies.

00:48:44.700 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:45.040 Asians do get hated on.

00:48:47.320 They get targeted.

00:48:48.160 They get targeted.

00:48:48.920 And it's not.

00:48:50.160 It's not the Chinese voice people.

00:48:52.280 It's not me.

00:48:53.740 It's not a guy who looks like me.

00:48:54.940 Not a guy who looks like me either.

00:48:56.980 All right.

00:48:57.160 Let's go to the patriotism girl.

00:48:58.900 Yeah.

00:48:59.240 Let's see what this girl would do.

00:49:00.840 Things I hate about America after spending lots of time overseas.

00:49:03.840 Part one.

00:49:04.700 This one might piss people off, but the patriotism.

00:49:07.740 A flag on every single street is just simply unnecessary.

00:49:11.740 American flag hats.

00:49:13.100 The American apparel.

00:49:14.580 Just it's everything.

00:49:15.660 You know what I'm talking about.

00:49:16.600 We push this American agenda on everyone who lives here so hard.

00:49:20.820 And when we go to other countries, it's just not pushed that hard.

00:49:23.620 When you go to other countries, they just, they rep their country without being literally

00:49:27.500 annoying about it.

00:49:28.760 Number two, the English language obsession.

00:49:31.540 Yes, I'm not an idiot.

00:49:32.660 I know that English is the language of America.

00:49:34.960 But at the same time, don't you think it's a problem that almost 80% of America, of our

00:49:40.880 country, literally only speaks English?

00:49:43.060 Because if you don't think that's a problem, then you've never left America.

00:49:45.860 Because I can tell you right now.

00:49:46.880 Yeah.

00:49:47.260 Go cut her off.

00:49:48.080 Goes to Europe once.

00:49:49.500 Goes to, motherfuckers have to go to Europe for three weeks.

00:49:52.920 Yeah.

00:49:53.340 Come and tell you all the problems with America.

00:49:55.860 My problem is, girls like this, they have no fucking perspective.

00:49:59.840 Yeah.

00:50:00.160 You're 21, 22, you got giant cans, they're out, you're slopping them around, and you

00:50:07.120 go, hmm, I just learned something.

00:50:08.680 I learned something about the world, and America sucks now because of it.

00:50:11.960 Oh, actually, I think I figured it out.

00:50:13.780 I cracked it.

00:50:14.460 I'm the 21-year-old blonde girl who cracked it.

00:50:17.180 Yeah, exactly.

00:50:19.380 The cultural cohesion.

00:50:21.480 Yeah.

00:50:21.940 Oh, that's a problem.

00:50:23.620 Speaking the same language.

00:50:24.700 That was the whole point.

00:50:25.700 That's, what do you, what the fuck?

00:50:27.100 You want to go to the DMV and someone goes, ding dong.

00:50:29.220 Ni hao.

00:50:29.600 Yeah, let's get some Somalis here.

00:50:31.140 Yeah, let's, I want to hear the Islamic call to prayers in Dearborn, Michigan, you know?

00:50:36.680 Yeah.

00:50:37.080 That's great for cohesion.

00:50:38.420 And when you bring those people here, the people who get affected by it will eventually

00:50:42.960 be people like us.

00:50:44.260 Oh, yeah.

00:50:44.640 But when you bring third worlders here, the people who are affected by it first are the

00:50:49.080 girls with the cans out.

00:50:50.140 Are the women with boobs like this.

00:50:51.860 Yeah.

00:50:52.240 So you got your cans out.

00:50:53.060 Some Somali goes, ha, ha, ha.

00:50:54.860 Yeah.

00:50:55.300 And he grabs you and he goes, come with me.

00:50:57.080 And then he just, who knows?

00:50:58.720 Yeah.

00:50:59.220 Um, also the one thing, it's like American patriotism, blah, blah, blah.

00:51:04.020 It's like, well, yeah, because when someone invades Belgium, they don't defend themselves.

00:51:12.400 It's America who comes.

00:51:13.880 That's the point.

00:51:14.560 We, America deserves patriotism because we have, you know, oh, the, who's the biggest

00:51:19.300 air force in the world?

00:51:20.360 The U S air force.

00:51:21.420 Who's the second biggest air force in the world?

00:51:23.280 The U S Navy, you know, how many aircraft carriers does everybody else have?

00:51:28.460 How many do we have?

00:51:29.220 It's like, we're the one country that actually is entitled to an excessive amount of patriotism.

00:51:33.600 And she goes to Europe once and drink some flat water and eats a pizza with no cheese on

00:51:39.240 it and thinks she's fucking in charge.

00:51:40.960 She thinks she cracked the case, right?

00:51:42.660 Those countries come crying when they need us.

00:51:44.980 They come begging.

00:51:46.100 You remember those NATO meetings with Trump and the house, how scared they were.

00:51:50.260 Oh, Oh, party's over.

00:51:51.980 America is paying for our collective defense and, uh, we're getting a free ride and we're

00:51:56.660 not as patriotic.

00:51:57.660 So dude, these girls, man, these girls are like 22, 23.

00:52:02.160 Think they have some unique perspective and people don't understand why something exists

00:52:09.280 or how something got to a progressive point, like a cumulative point rather.

00:52:14.360 And it's like, Oh, America has cohesion, patriotism.

00:52:17.580 We fought in these wars and everyone's proud to be here and she doesn't see how those things

00:52:24.080 can help make a country more successful.

00:52:26.480 Instead, she just sees like, Oh, uh, Barcelona was nothing like this.

00:52:31.700 I'm different now for knowing that.

00:52:33.940 Yeah, exactly.

00:52:35.100 And also with these types, they think they, they deserve more attention than they get.

00:52:41.760 They get attention because their cans are out.

00:52:43.440 She's got the cans in the frame.

00:52:44.740 She knows where the framing is.

00:52:45.960 She goes, okay.

00:52:46.620 But because guys give her attention for her cans, she thinks like, all right, now it's

00:52:51.760 my duty to weigh in on, you know, international politics.

00:52:56.980 Yeah.

00:52:57.400 Pride, American pride and, uh, how much better countries are and what having one national

00:53:02.900 language.

00:53:03.620 I get so much attention.

00:53:05.080 It's my obligation to stand up for what's right.

00:53:07.860 And it's like, no, no, no.

00:53:08.780 You're getting attention because you wear underwear in public.

00:53:11.440 Yeah.

00:53:12.000 All right, let's move on.

00:53:12.960 Last piece of cringe, the gay camp.

00:53:15.140 Yeah.

00:53:16.340 This gay camp counselor.

00:53:17.500 Let's see what a day in the life of this drag queen loser is.

00:53:19.800 My day as head counselor at an LGBTQ summer camp in 60 seconds.

00:53:24.940 I'm up around 715.

00:53:26.680 Then after breakfast, it's off to our camp-wide meeting where each day we raise a different

00:53:32.000 identity flag of the queer community.

00:53:34.860 Then campers are off to their activities where they can choose from things like photography,

00:53:39.140 dance, sports, and puppetry.

00:53:41.580 I have some planning and admin work to do, so I sneak up to the Hall of Elders, a place

00:53:46.840 on campus dedicated to the queer changemakers and icons that came before us.

00:53:51.080 While campers are in their midday workshops, I check in with some of my teammates and help

00:53:55.580 lead our daily staff meeting.

00:53:58.180 Next is one of my favorite parts of the day, getting to lead the drag workshop, where I teach

00:54:03.140 campers how to do their drag makeup, and they learn the art and history of drag.

00:54:07.640 So, evening brings the variety show, where our young people get to showcase their incredible

00:54:12.180 talents to the rest of camp.

00:54:14.060 I wrap up my-

00:54:14.760 So, this is the opposite of conversion therapy.

00:54:17.620 Yeah, it's be gayer.

00:54:19.360 It's affirming therapy, if you will.

00:54:21.240 Exactly.

00:54:21.880 You go there, you get gayer than you were, and it costs 10 grand a month, I think.

00:54:26.700 2,500 for basically a week is what it is.

00:54:29.620 So, yeah.

00:54:30.000 A week and change.

00:54:31.160 There you go.

00:54:32.480 And they go to this camp, and they think, like, this is basically, like, you go to this

00:54:36.740 camp, and you become an activist.

00:54:38.220 Yeah.

00:54:38.420 You go to this camp, and then you leave the camp, and then you go to your college campus,

00:54:42.300 and you start getting loud.

00:54:44.000 Yeah.

00:54:44.320 You start asking for a space that only you and your non-binary friends can go, and you

00:54:49.060 start asking for resources and sucking up stuff.

00:54:51.600 And you think, because you went to this camp, like, this is the potential.

00:54:54.980 Like, this is what the world could be if everyone was fair and righteous.

00:54:58.580 And you think, like, anything less than this is oppressive.

00:55:03.440 Yeah.

00:55:03.760 So, you go to the camp, and you're like, man, I know how the world-

00:55:06.700 Special treatment for my identity?

00:55:08.600 I know what the world could look like.

00:55:10.640 Yeah.

00:55:11.060 And until it does look like that, I'm going to be fighting.

00:55:14.040 Yeah.

00:55:14.600 All right.

00:55:15.220 Let's get out of cringe.

00:55:17.360 But, yeah, these kids, man.

00:55:19.360 Poor kids.

00:55:20.180 And we've said this before.

00:55:22.360 They're harvesting our theater kids.

00:55:24.540 Yeah.

00:55:24.940 And making them just gay.

00:55:26.180 Which, I mean, theater kids always were gay.

00:55:28.060 Theater kids were always a little gay, but they're making them worse.

00:55:31.380 Yeah.

00:55:31.820 And nothing productive.

00:55:33.520 The only thing I saw there that could be a translatable skill is photography.

00:55:37.520 And I'm sure that's just, like, a three-hour thing where they're, like, clicking around

00:55:40.960 a little bit.

00:55:41.480 And you're taking pictures of drag queens.

00:55:42.900 Arts and crafts.

00:55:44.220 Like, coloring with crayons.

00:55:46.180 And raising a gay flag.

00:55:48.460 Sports is a waste of time.

00:55:49.780 Yeah.

00:55:50.580 If you're gay like this, yeah, sports is a waste of time.

00:55:53.600 All right.

00:55:53.920 Let's move on to Urban Decay.

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00:56:25.140 First clip of Urban Decay is the mom who steals with her daughter.

00:56:28.920 Yeah.

00:56:29.360 Let's see what they're up to.

00:56:31.240 I'm going to fast forward this a little bit.

00:56:32.620 So they see the mom stealing with the daughter.

00:56:36.420 Cart is full of detergent.

00:56:38.520 Yeah.

00:56:38.800 Cart is full.

00:56:39.480 It's not needs.

00:56:40.480 It's not necessities.

00:56:41.660 Cart is full of high-end items that are easily resellable.

00:56:44.420 Here they go, just walking out the door.

00:56:50.280 Hey, she got that baby stealing and walking out the door with that stuff.

00:56:53.460 Why'd you follow me?

00:56:55.060 You pitiful.

00:56:56.020 No, you pitiful.

00:56:56.620 You're still beating my man from here.

00:56:58.920 You're going to be fair.

00:57:00.240 And get what?

00:57:01.340 You're going to be fair.

00:57:02.060 This is how we pay our bills.

00:57:03.580 Say out our bills.

00:57:04.260 You better go on fire.

00:57:05.160 You pay for sure.

00:57:05.840 You better go on fire.

00:57:06.760 You better go on fire.

00:57:07.420 You better go on fire.

00:57:08.520 I got you on camera, baby.

00:57:09.620 You better go on fire.

00:57:10.100 I got your face on camera, baby.

00:57:12.120 Ain't nobody scared.

00:57:13.440 Ain't nobody scared.

00:57:14.680 I'm not scared of that.

00:57:16.700 I'm not scared of that.

00:57:19.380 I'm not scared of that.

00:57:19.960 Don't follow me.

00:57:20.780 It's how I take care of my children.

00:57:22.200 Okay.

00:57:22.720 I got you on camera, baby.

00:57:24.160 I got you on camera.

00:57:25.460 Gun is out.

00:57:26.780 I got you on camera.

00:57:28.160 I got you on camera, baby.

00:57:29.780 I got you on camera.

00:57:31.960 Baby, ain't nobody worried about that.

00:57:33.680 You should have had that other girl doing that.

00:57:35.440 He starts waving the gun around.

00:57:37.700 It's called brandishing.

00:57:39.180 You pitiful.

00:57:41.020 That's how they get they check.

00:57:42.700 Yeah.

00:57:42.960 That's how they pay they bills.

00:57:44.900 Yeah.

00:57:45.360 You pitiful.

00:57:46.300 And they steal all the detergent.

00:57:48.300 And you think like, oh, this person's not going to shoot me over detergent.

00:57:51.460 But she might.

00:57:52.380 She's low IQ enough.

00:57:53.540 I think she might.

00:57:54.460 She's impulsive enough.

00:57:55.360 She already pulled the gun out.

00:57:56.620 And she's stealing with her child.

00:57:58.480 She might.

00:57:59.180 Yeah.

00:57:59.500 And then also, this falls in line with the same thing we showed on Tuesday, which is criminals

00:58:04.500 getting upset when you stop them from stealing.

00:58:07.160 This is how I feed my, this is how I pay my bills.

00:58:10.400 This is how, like, this is basically like what she's teaching her daughter.

00:58:14.180 And it's like, this is how I pay your bills.

00:58:16.640 Yeah.

00:58:16.840 That's why I'm filming you.

00:58:18.340 You're not allowed to.

00:58:19.520 And you hurt society.

00:58:21.220 That's what she teaches the kid.

00:58:22.300 And if anyone tries to stop you, you pull out the gun and then you can pretty much do

00:58:26.240 whatever you want.

00:58:27.180 Yeah.

00:58:27.420 Some kids are learning like PEMDIS, like parentheses, exponent, multiple.

00:58:32.760 And then this girl is learning, well, if you pull the gun, usually people back down.

00:58:38.100 And we might not fully know the effects of this education, the street education until

00:58:42.880 a mugshot is released in a news story is provided.

00:58:46.260 But, yeah.

00:58:48.060 And then this, these type of people, right, stealing and then pulling out a gun when confronted

00:58:53.940 at Dollar General.

00:58:56.780 What can be done?

00:58:58.560 What's the punishment for this?

00:59:00.100 It's not just jail.

00:59:01.560 It's like, let's work these people to the bone.

00:59:03.820 Yeah.

00:59:04.300 They should be digging ditches, building highways.

00:59:06.800 Yeah.

00:59:07.200 America needs highways.

00:59:08.900 Are you going to, do you, are you going to engineer it?

00:59:11.320 Yeah.

00:59:11.620 No.

00:59:12.280 Oh, okay.

00:59:13.220 Well, here's a pickaxe.

00:59:15.120 Here's a manual labor.

00:59:16.140 Go cry.

00:59:16.780 That's a big block of granite right there.

00:59:18.880 Get to work.

00:59:19.720 I don't know.

00:59:20.500 Here's a shovel.

00:59:21.860 You're not going to engineer the highway.

00:59:23.300 So here's a shovel.

00:59:24.080 You're going to start digging it.

00:59:25.160 Yeah.

00:59:25.500 We're, we're on the, uh, I'm on the unique.

00:59:28.820 And that's the only way I think that America is actually going to be back on track is unique

00:59:34.640 and almost corporal punishments.

00:59:36.860 Remember that lady who was stealing from Walmart?

00:59:38.840 Walmart is racist.

00:59:40.120 I said, let the cop worker out.

00:59:42.420 Right.

00:59:42.900 And then for these people who are stealing, it's like, oh, you're going to work.

00:59:45.880 You got some money.

00:59:46.540 You're going to work for us.

00:59:47.940 Um, and once the, uh, you know, everything in prison is like this, like guys with their

00:59:53.460 group, they go like this and they go, oh, we got all the commissary.

00:59:57.060 Like this guy's my bitch.

00:59:58.340 We got a cell phone in here.

00:59:59.380 We doing Tik TOKs.

01:00:01.340 Start showing them some fucking real hard manual labor.

01:00:04.600 And, uh, I think the crime dries up.

01:00:07.140 I think so too.

01:00:08.040 So, um, mimetic Sisyphus had some good points about this, about talking about like stealing

01:00:13.220 and capital punishment and how things have changed since the constitution was written.

01:00:16.800 Yeah.

01:00:17.140 Can you give these a read?

01:00:18.200 People are getting too comfortable.

01:00:19.220 And he says, we live in the only time in history where killing a man while he's stealing

01:00:23.680 your livelihood is illegal.

01:00:25.600 Uh, and someone says this, people seem to have forgotten that stealing from someone's business

01:00:29.360 is stealing their livelihood.

01:00:30.940 Taking a man's livelihood is equivalent to taking his life.

01:00:33.540 We need to, uh, we need to get back to this incredibly American concept.

01:00:37.940 Somebody, some guy comes in and goes, that's retarded.

01:00:41.280 The constitution literally enshrined the importance of proportionate punishment.

01:00:45.340 Death as a consequence for stealing from a cash register is not proportionate to the harm.

01:00:49.680 It's just barbarism.

01:00:51.320 And then the next Sisyphus came back.

01:00:53.200 Yeah.

01:00:53.600 And he said in 1776, every colony considered robbery a capital offense.

01:00:58.880 As late as the civil war, the majority of states still had capital punishment for similar crimes.

01:01:04.080 Thomas Jefferson attempted to change Virginia's capital punishment policies to include only

01:01:08.040 murder and treason.

01:01:09.360 He was voted down.

01:01:10.580 Our founding fathers would be very confused why that shopkeeper was arrested.

01:01:14.300 And this was about a shopkeeper who shot some guy in the back running out of his store.

01:01:18.020 Who stole from the register.

01:01:18.940 Yeah.

01:01:19.540 There's something to keep in mind.

01:01:20.500 People think the constitution protects against stuff like that.

01:01:23.420 It's actually the opposite.

01:01:24.420 Yeah.

01:01:24.600 And it's like, wasn't Texas hanging horse thieves up until the 1900s, early 1900s?

01:01:31.040 Because, you know, you take away a horse, that's someone's way to get work.

01:01:33.960 That's someone's way to get water, their, their way to travel and you leave them stranded.

01:01:38.460 So, you know, all that shit got washed away when, uh, it was some corporation and it was like,

01:01:44.680 Oh, okay.

01:01:45.420 Some guy named Mike isn't personally getting hurt from this.

01:01:48.200 All crime is back on the menu.

01:01:50.300 Right.

01:01:50.720 They got insurance.

01:01:51.800 Yeah.

01:01:52.480 All right.

01:01:52.720 Let's go to the next one.

01:01:53.560 These ladies, this white lady gets knocked out, uh, after a day of shopping.

01:01:57.660 This is another one where it's like, what, what exactly is the right punishment for a guy like this?

01:02:02.100 Someone who's laughing while knocking out a white girl.

01:02:07.920 Maybe a white girl.

01:02:08.940 I don't even know.

01:02:11.520 Boom.

01:02:12.360 Crow hops into a punch on her.

01:02:15.200 Tries to punch the friend too.

01:02:16.600 Yo, take, yo, take all that.

01:02:19.360 Take all that.

01:02:19.820 Take all that.

01:02:20.280 Everything ours.

01:02:21.240 Everything ours.

01:02:21.920 Everything ours.

01:02:24.960 And they're laughing.

01:02:28.080 Everything ours.

01:02:29.020 Everything ours.

01:02:29.920 Take it.

01:02:30.660 So they went shopping, had a nice day in the city.

01:02:33.960 Knocked out in the back.

01:02:34.940 There are a lot of rocks that need to be cracked in order to make America's next great project.

01:02:41.080 Next great engineering.

01:02:42.360 Yeah.

01:02:42.600 You know, you can, you can do a wheelbarrow, right?

01:02:46.260 Because you need, you know, you don't need to rot away in a cage.

01:02:49.360 You need an old school boss hog type guy with a whip.

01:02:53.380 And a shotgun.

01:02:54.060 And a shotgun on a horseback.

01:02:55.820 And he watches over you and he says, you working boy?

01:02:58.060 And if you don't, then you go into like some lockdown cage thing that makes you work.

01:03:04.420 Yeah.

01:03:04.700 Because we're not getting enough out of these criminals.

01:03:06.600 Not only do they hurt America.

01:03:08.240 So they hurt America.

01:03:10.080 They commit crimes on, you know, just normal citizens.

01:03:14.060 And then those normal citizens pay taxes to keep them in a cage and give them three meals a day and shit.

01:03:19.400 And we get basically nothing back in return.

01:03:21.500 Yeah, that's a good point.

01:03:22.240 So we kind of need some manual labor out of these guys.

01:03:24.800 Yeah.

01:03:24.980 The mom who brandished the gun at the Dollar General, this guy who's playing the white girl knockout game, possibly Latina knockout game.

01:03:31.420 Yep.

01:03:32.220 And there's always going to be people online who still defend the criminals, though.

01:03:35.840 Yep.

01:03:36.100 That's for sure.

01:03:37.120 There was a situation where a young man was shot by cops.

01:03:42.680 He was causing a scene.

01:03:43.520 And so this girl, this white girl on Twitter, no matter what, there's a white, hey, no matter the crime, you can knock out that Hispanic girl.

01:03:49.360 There will always be a white girl on Twitter who defends you, right?

01:03:52.200 Exactly.

01:03:52.560 This girl says, Atlanta police shot and killed a 22-year-old last night.

01:03:56.540 His name was Nigel Cullens.

01:03:58.580 It's like, police shot and killed someone.

01:04:01.000 His name was this.

01:04:02.160 It's just like a formula, right?

01:04:04.020 Yeah, exactly.

01:04:04.760 His name was Nigel Cullens.

01:04:06.220 Say his name.

01:04:07.120 He also shot a security guard.

01:04:08.520 Yeah.

01:04:09.160 He also shot a security guard first.

01:04:11.060 His name was Nigel Cullens.

01:04:12.260 He tried to kill someone.

01:04:13.580 Yeah.

01:04:13.900 And so here's the story.

01:04:16.120 It said, investigators say Atlanta police responded to a 911 call about an unruly individual at the restaurant.

01:04:21.920 They found Cullens at the bar drinking a bottle of liquor.

01:04:26.180 Cullens' mother says he was a former employee at the restaurant.

01:04:28.680 So he's up at his old workplace drinking a bottle.

01:04:31.800 Like, ugh.

01:04:32.260 Police say Cullens was asked to leave but wouldn't.

01:04:35.980 That's when they say the officer on scene fired their taser.

01:04:39.100 Cullens then shot a security guard trying to take him out of the restaurant.

01:04:42.960 And that's when a police officer opened fire.

01:04:45.860 He didn't do nothing.

01:04:47.080 He was a good boy.

01:04:48.560 Just drunk on liquor and shooting security guards just like anyone else.

01:04:53.740 And so, I mean, it doesn't even matter, like, it really doesn't even matter what happens.

01:04:58.900 Someone will say police were wrong to shoot someone.

01:05:02.480 Someone could be with a Tommy gun like this and a white girl on Twitter will be like, he didn't need to die.

01:05:07.560 Yeah.

01:05:08.080 Just another black man dying by the hands of the police.

01:05:11.280 Shot by the cops.

01:05:12.320 We need to protest.

01:05:13.380 All right.

01:05:13.560 Let's move on.

01:05:14.220 In Chicago, they are going all out for the illegal migrants.

01:05:18.820 It says Chicago is giving $9,000 to migrants to cover their rent and help furnish their apartment.

01:05:24.180 A staggering report reveals a single medical firm raked in $7.2 million sheltering the city's asylum seekers for just one month.

01:05:33.400 So this is kind of a two-pronged story, right?

01:05:35.980 One is $9,000 just being handed out to illegals.

01:05:40.740 And then medical companies absolutely price-gouging the city and state for services towards those illegals.

01:05:48.160 Yeah.

01:05:48.700 So it's kind of like a big machine, right?

01:05:51.060 And they're also giving the money to these illegals so they can rent apartments and furnish their apartments.

01:05:57.500 Yeah.

01:05:57.880 And they're giving them this money so they can get out of the facility so they can bring more people into the facilities.

01:06:02.680 Yeah.

01:06:03.140 It's because the facilities are so crowded because the buses keep coming, right?

01:06:07.300 And they need to give $9,000 to these people.

01:06:10.220 They must be doctors or Nobel Peace Prize people.

01:06:14.500 At a bare minimum, volunteers all day, right?

01:06:16.460 Yeah, lawyers from some other country.

01:06:17.880 Oh, no.

01:06:18.340 They're Venezuelan criminals.

01:06:19.700 Oh, they're driving minivans with no license plate and selling weed and possessing illegal handguns.

01:06:26.320 Oh, yeah.

01:06:27.000 $9,000.

01:06:27.440 Yeah.

01:06:27.980 And they're doing like organized retail theft.

01:06:30.380 Ah, $9,000 for them.

01:06:31.660 Has anyone ever given you $9,000?

01:06:34.680 No.

01:06:35.420 When was the last time you got $9,000?

01:06:36.740 I think I got like $9,000 or $10,000 once when I totaled my car and State Farm gave me $10,000.

01:06:42.200 And you paid for that.

01:06:43.500 And I bought a new car.

01:06:45.400 Yeah.

01:06:45.780 No, nobody's ever given me $9,000.

01:06:48.400 I think I got a COVID check.

01:06:51.160 I got a COVID check.

01:06:52.380 That was the max.

01:06:53.960 And so that's, you know, and this is the thing.

01:06:56.700 People complain about inflation or stuff like that.

01:06:59.900 What do you think giving illegals $9,000 does?

01:07:02.280 What do you think all the illegals flooding the areas of everywhere does?

01:07:05.880 They take the cheapest housing possible and then the competition is not there.

01:07:12.380 And so all the price or the competition is there.

01:07:14.280 So all the prices on everything else goes up a little bit.

01:07:16.800 And then you're the girl who can't get, you're the girl with the marketing degree.

01:07:21.820 Nobody offered you a 200 grand job.

01:07:25.440 You're making 40 grand selling sushi rolls.

01:07:27.600 All of a sudden, half your income is going to rent.

01:07:30.360 It's a very bad death spiral for America.

01:07:33.120 Yeah, and there's probably some farmers in southern Illinois that could probably use some help.

01:07:38.260 They're having trouble making ends meet.

01:07:39.980 I guarantee you.

01:07:40.820 They feed us.

01:07:41.100 They literally make the food for us.

01:07:42.860 But they want to give it to just like these dependent third worlders who don't care anything about America came here illegally.

01:07:48.960 And they just want to get them on the teat.

01:07:51.900 Yeah, exactly.

01:07:52.520 All right, so back to the part of this where the state is getting ripped off by the service providers for these illegals.

01:08:00.680 Here's a sentence I want to read.

01:08:02.080 The invoices covered 400 employees who worked between April 22nd to May 19th, including one nurse who was paid $20,000 for a single week of work in December.

01:08:12.060 That same nurse made $16,000 for seven days of work in April.

01:08:17.160 $20,000 a week for a nurse?

01:08:19.700 That's like a million dollars a year.

01:08:21.560 She doesn't have to worry about inflation.

01:08:23.540 She's chilling, ripping off the state, providing services to non-citizens.

01:08:28.000 Lovely system we have here, guys.

01:08:29.740 That's why they call it Crook County.

01:08:31.020 Yep, they do.

01:08:32.600 Well, that's the end of Urban Decay.

01:08:34.140 You sure?

01:08:34.780 Yep.

01:08:35.480 Oh, I have a bit that I want to do about the white girl knockout game that I didn't get to.

01:08:39.560 Possibly Latina knockout game because we never really saw her face.

01:08:44.840 I'll just say it.

01:08:46.580 Dropping off that Starbucks cup on her lifeless body.

01:08:49.720 Do you need help?

01:08:51.040 Take the lid off if you need help.

01:08:52.680 Take the lid off if you want us to intervene.

01:08:55.820 We're fat roly-poly.

01:08:56.760 She twitches on the ground.

01:08:58.120 Us fat roly-poly non-binary baristas.

01:09:01.320 Let us know if you want to intervene and help you.

01:09:03.040 All right.

01:09:04.100 Don't get too down.

01:09:04.820 Don't get too depressed.

01:09:05.560 We are moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:09:07.880 We have a lot of Uplifting Gold.

01:09:09.220 The guy came up on an eagle.

01:09:10.460 We're going to roll a little fast, but not too fast.

01:09:12.640 But we're going to roll a little faster here.

01:09:14.100 Look what I came up on, nigga.

01:09:17.320 A motherfucking eagle.

01:09:20.020 He got an eagle.

01:09:21.180 It's like a hawk, too.

01:09:22.440 Yeah, it's not even an eagle.

01:09:23.620 It's like a red-tailed hawk, probably.

01:09:25.200 How did you even get it like that?

01:09:26.440 I like his use of the N-word right there.

01:09:28.080 Me, too.

01:09:28.880 I think when it comes to free speech and everything, we need to get certain words back.

01:09:33.780 So, obviously, the N-word cannot be such like a scary word that no one says.

01:09:37.780 It's got to be like a jokey word that you use sometimes.

01:09:40.540 When you walk up on an eagle, you might use it there.

01:09:43.040 Yeah.

01:09:43.480 Or if you're making jokes in your house, you might use it there.

01:09:45.700 Yeah.

01:09:46.120 In the privacy of your own home.

01:09:47.300 Yeah.

01:09:47.640 You call your dog a little N-word.

01:09:50.100 A little.

01:09:51.540 Stop barking, Lil.

01:09:52.800 You know?

01:09:53.240 Yeah.

01:09:53.500 Stuff like that.

01:09:54.260 Yeah.

01:09:54.580 And then you have to bring other words back.

01:09:56.360 Like, retarded needs to come back.

01:09:58.120 Gay as an insult needs to come back.

01:09:59.740 And the way you do that on the fighting front is you bring the no-no words down from no-no to just frowned upon.

01:10:07.060 And then you bring the frowned upon to commonly used.

01:10:10.740 Exactly.

01:10:11.520 So, that's what we're working on here at the show.

01:10:13.800 Yeah.

01:10:14.160 All right.

01:10:14.480 The shoot-your-shot stool guy.

01:10:17.120 This guy's talking to a girl who's too tall for him.

01:10:20.420 Ain't no way.

01:10:22.120 Ain't no fucking way.

01:10:25.280 And he's standing on the stool and she doesn't really notice.

01:10:28.700 Ain't no fucking way this boy is standing on the stool talking to this woman.

01:10:32.740 Like, oh, come meet my friends outside.

01:10:34.100 It's like, sure.

01:10:34.660 And he shuffles over on the stool.

01:10:37.020 Good for him.

01:10:37.800 Good for him.

01:10:38.100 Potato sack hop.

01:10:38.900 All right.

01:10:39.560 The double saw.

01:10:40.580 These guys are attached a car engine to a chainsaw.

01:10:50.260 That's good Americana.

01:10:51.740 Give these two fucking guys 9K and see what kind of saw they show up with at the county fair.

01:10:56.720 Yeah.

01:10:56.900 I don't want to see some Venezuelan rat get 9K for an apartment with shitty Ikea furniture.

01:11:02.480 I want to see these two good old boys get a fucking saw that's two of these.

01:11:06.060 Yeah.

01:11:06.680 Exactly.

01:11:07.260 All right.

01:11:07.540 Florida lottery.

01:11:09.700 Hey.

01:11:10.360 We've been promoting the lottery recently.

01:11:12.180 This could be us.

01:11:12.720 No one won, I don't think, from the show.

01:11:15.500 How much do you get?

01:11:18.240 150K.

01:11:20.480 Look at him.

01:11:21.340 He's good.

01:11:22.840 He's no problem.

01:11:24.100 He doesn't need the 9K.

01:11:25.520 Yeah.

01:11:26.660 150K.

01:11:27.020 That feels good.

01:11:27.640 You're, don't you have grandparents that won scratchers?

01:11:29.940 Yeah.

01:11:30.160 I had a grandpa.

01:11:30.960 But, like, my grandpa, man, it was, he was a lucky guy, but you never knew how many he lost on.

01:11:37.780 You know what I mean?

01:11:38.440 But he won 77 grand once on a scratch off, and then he won 100 grand on another one.

01:11:43.180 That feels good.

01:11:43.900 So, yeah.

01:11:44.560 He hit.

01:11:45.120 He hit.

01:11:45.700 Yeah.

01:11:45.980 That's good stuff.

01:11:47.160 All right.

01:11:47.820 The Phillies security guard.

01:11:49.760 Someone ran on the field during a Phillies game, got wrecked.

01:11:59.380 The players are reacting.

01:12:05.620 Crushed them.

01:12:06.280 And you do that in front of the whole stadium, too.

01:12:08.960 Everyone's watching.

01:12:09.920 That's what you get.

01:12:10.680 That's what you get.

01:12:11.520 That's good stuff.

01:12:12.400 You know, if we could go back in time, and that fat black woman who was brandishing the

01:12:16.300 handgun got some of that treatment hard on the concrete.

01:12:20.160 I'd feel better.

01:12:20.720 That would feel good.

01:12:21.340 I'd feel good about life, you know?

01:12:22.840 Yeah.

01:12:23.120 We need the Phillies security to be our cops.

01:12:26.060 Yeah.

01:12:26.720 Absolutely.

01:12:27.100 All right.

01:12:28.500 That's it.

01:12:29.200 Crackhead guy?

01:12:30.440 That's going to be bonus land.

01:12:32.260 Okay.

01:12:32.500 We're going to have a lot of good stuff in bonus lands.

01:12:34.820 It's going to be a Q&A.

01:12:36.280 Clip Combo.

01:12:37.560 That's the end of the episode.

01:12:38.600 On Fridays, we like to shout out small businesses that are America First.

01:12:42.320 These aren't paid promotions.

01:12:43.920 These are just businesses that we like and want to promote.

01:12:46.680 A lot of them are show watchers.

01:12:48.520 This week's business, for a shout out at the end of the show, is Python Cowboy.

01:12:54.800 Wow.

01:12:55.660 Yeah.

01:12:55.960 We love Python Cowboy.

01:12:57.780 He's linked in the description.

01:12:59.040 If you guys are in the South Florida area, especially if the East Coast, Miami, Palm Beach, that whole area, and you guys want to go do iguana hunts, Python Cowboy will take you.

01:13:10.980 It's like the most fun excursion ever.

01:13:12.500 We went a couple years ago.

01:13:13.880 Yeah, it was so good.

01:13:14.720 It was so good.

01:13:15.560 You get an air gun, a boat, bunch of people.

01:13:18.980 You get so many shots.

01:13:21.120 I went deer hunting once with you and pig hunting.

01:13:23.560 And you sit in the stand, and you have to be quiet, and then the pig comes, and you make a sound, and it runs away.

01:13:29.280 Yeah.

01:13:29.860 When we went air gun shooting for iguanas, every poof, poof, poof, poof.

01:13:34.600 It's a volume venture.

01:13:35.820 It was huge volume.

01:13:37.260 We caught all these giant iguanas.

01:13:39.300 You can get stuff.

01:13:40.020 You can get food out of it.

01:13:41.140 You can make it into a wallet or boots.

01:13:43.500 Python Cowboy is the man.

01:13:44.900 He's also a show watcher.

01:13:47.040 So if you guys are in the South Florida area and want to have a really fun time and do a python hunt.

01:13:52.440 We should link our iguana video, too.

01:13:54.300 Yeah, we will.

01:13:55.400 It's actually in Bonusland.

01:13:56.440 It's a special.

01:13:57.580 Oh, it is?

01:13:58.060 It's a Fleckistalks.com special.

01:14:00.160 But if you want to do a python hunt or an iguana hunt or a hog hunt with the dogs, it's so much fun.

01:14:06.140 Highly recommend.

01:14:06.840 We have some photos here from when we went.

01:14:09.500 It's a great time.

01:14:10.560 He's a great guy.

01:14:11.540 He's a show watcher, friend of ours in real life.

01:14:14.260 Yep.

01:14:14.420 So Python Cowboy is this week.

01:14:16.220 Shout out.

01:14:16.720 Make sure you guys follow him on Instagram.

01:14:18.420 He has great content.

01:14:19.660 And if you're in the South Florida area and you want to hunt pythons or iguanas or pigs or gators, he will take you.

01:14:26.720 It's a great price, too.

01:14:28.080 He's a great guy.

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01:14:30.560 Support him.

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01:14:38.300 New Bonusland is out right now.

01:14:40.520 We have a whole hour of fun stuff this week on Fleckistalks.com.

01:14:44.340 And we will see you there.

01:14:45.460 And then we will see you on Tuesday.

01:14:47.400 Thank you guys for watching.

01:14:48.200 We'll see you at the next one.

01:14:48.980 I don't want to wait for Rob's life to be over.

01:14:54.400 I want to eat right now.

01:14:57.180 Ceviche.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - October 20, 2023

WHITE GIRL KNOCKOUT GAME PART II

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