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00:00:30.440 All right, welcome back to Fluckus Talks, a podcast episode 116.

00:00:35.360 Today on the show, we go over some of the propaganda being used to pull our heartstrings

00:00:39.920 in an attempt to get us involved in World War III in the Middle East.

00:00:43.260 Then, in cringe of the week, is Gen Z fully brain dead? 0.80

00:00:47.480 Based on the content they're making, I'm guessing yes.

00:00:50.800 And after that, we have a few horrible first dates that you're not going to want to miss. 0.96

00:00:55.020 And in urban decay, we found some white people doing crimes too. 0.88

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00:03:05.340 We have a lot of housekeeping.

00:03:07.380 We have four pages of housekeeping.

00:03:08.640 It's kind of a more serious housekeeping this week.

00:03:11.020 Shocking.

00:03:11.780 All right.

00:03:12.400 As everyone knows, things are still heating up in the Middle East between Hamas and Israel.

00:03:18.000 And I want to just get something on the record.

00:03:19.980 Another reason we don't warmonger here on the show is because there's too many fake stories.

00:03:26.040 Yeah.

00:03:26.580 We're seeing a lot of fake stories.

00:03:28.580 It goes both ways.

00:03:29.600 But a lot, a lot of fake stories.

00:03:32.320 The 40 beheaded babies.

00:03:33.940 Remember that?

00:03:34.580 Yeah, of course.

00:03:35.280 And then that ended up not being true.

00:03:36.880 But then if you say, hey, that ended up not being true, then everyone goes, well, there

00:03:39.980 are dead babies.

00:03:41.180 Yeah.

00:03:41.300 So, you know, and then also a lot of Ben Shapiro, for example, a lot of commentators are posting

00:03:47.740 fake stuff.

00:03:48.520 He posted the one, the burned baby, that whole story.

00:03:52.300 Yeah.

00:03:52.660 That ended up not being true.

00:03:53.820 That was an AI image.

00:03:55.120 Yeah.

00:03:55.500 But, oh, you can't, that doesn't matter.

00:03:56.980 There are dead babies or there are people getting killed or there are innocents getting

00:04:00.540 murdered.

00:04:01.080 It's in the right direction. 0.81

00:04:02.520 Yes.

00:04:03.200 And it's like the same energy as like the Jussie Smollett thing.

00:04:06.040 Remember that? 0.71

00:04:06.980 Where it's like, well, maybe it wasn't a hate crime, but black people are oppressed or black 1.00

00:04:10.120 people are victims of racism.

00:04:11.860 And it's like, you know, oh, ignore what we said that got you going and like pulled your

00:04:16.360 heartstrings and got your emotions spiking.

00:04:19.240 Ignore that part.

00:04:20.660 There are problems.

00:04:22.580 So you got to kind of side with like, you know, which whatever side's pushing the propaganda.

00:04:27.060 And that's how it is with everything.

00:04:28.280 COVID, the war in Ukraine, now Israel, they ramp you up into an emotional state so that

00:04:34.240 they can start doing something, you know?

00:04:36.460 Exactly.

00:04:36.920 And by the time the truth comes out and the facts get verified, everyone kind of already

00:04:40.380 emotionally agreed to do whatever the propaganda was trying to get them to do.

00:04:43.940 Yeah.

00:04:44.220 Well, Michael Brown did steal the blunts and bully the store owner.

00:04:47.780 And then he lunged for the cop.

00:04:49.260 But Ferguson, Missouri still burned down.

00:04:51.640 Yeah.

00:04:51.880 So it's too late.

00:04:53.100 And I mean, I think that's kind of a broader theme is take a beat.

00:04:57.400 You don't need to be all hyped up about something crazy, especially something that's 4,000 miles

00:05:04.300 away.

00:05:04.900 Yeah, exactly.

00:05:05.560 And we have some tweets here that kind of show what we're talking about.

00:05:07.620 There's one from Israel.

00:05:08.760 There's a tweet from Israel.

00:05:09.800 Israel says, lots of sick people fighting about whether or not Hamas beheaded 40 babies

00:05:14.880 or whether they were just burned alive or just butchered. 0.98

00:05:17.860 Shame on you.

00:05:19.140 So now we're the bad guys. 0.74

00:05:20.800 Nuance Bro says, it's not about just burned alive or butchered.

00:05:24.920 Obviously, that's horrific and wrong on its own.

00:05:27.220 But this tactic being used is designed to deflect responsibility for the false atrocity

00:05:31.580 propaganda that was being pushed.

00:05:33.660 It's always the playbook.

00:05:35.120 Claim something even worse than reality.

00:05:36.960 And then when people call out the lies, turn it around on them for seeking the truth and

00:05:40.600 say that they're actually minimizing the real tragedy.

00:05:43.260 Either you fall for this propaganda or you're a willing participant because you agree with

00:05:47.000 the tactic.

00:05:48.040 Exactly.

00:05:48.620 And there was another tweet.

00:05:49.980 Obviously, we had the 40 beheaded babies. 0.99

00:05:51.800 We had the burn baby picture Ben Shapiro posted.

00:05:54.520 And there was another story about a pregnant woman.

00:05:57.100 Can you read that?

00:05:57.880 It says, a pregnant woman in southern Israel was found by Hamas terrorists.

00:06:01.540 They dissected her body. 0.70

00:06:03.120 Her stomach was cut open and they took the fetus out with the umbilical cord and let the

00:06:06.800 unborn child die slowly out of his mother's womb. 0.65

00:06:10.440 This is what inhuman savages Hamas do to people. 0.98

00:06:14.960 And this was community noted.

00:06:16.200 Said, this is actually a report of the Sabra and Shatila massacre of Palestinian people

00:06:21.060 by Israel in 1982.

00:06:23.180 There's no proof the same has been done by Hamas to an Israeli woman.

00:06:26.940 Yeah.

00:06:27.240 And this goes both ways, too.

00:06:28.800 We've seen Hamas with the full production crew. 0.93

00:06:31.360 You've seen that, right?

00:06:32.100 Where they have the cameras and they say action and the people are pretending to be dead.

00:06:35.600 And then something happens and they all run away, including the fake dead person.

00:06:39.100 But basically, it's propaganda on both sides.

00:06:44.680 And the goal for each one is foreign attention, foreign eyeballs, but also foreign intervention.

00:06:51.380 Yeah.

00:06:51.680 There are a lot of innocent people dying.

00:06:54.120 But here's something, too, that's interesting.

00:06:56.120 When you hear the story of the 40 beheaded babies, you think, oh, my gosh, that's so bad.

00:07:01.520 The Israelis are under attack and there's so many innocent Israelis being killed.

00:07:04.840 But then when Israelis kill innocent Palestinians, you don't really think about the Palestinians

00:07:11.360 because you're so focused on the 40 beheaded babies or the burned baby picture.

00:07:15.900 You think the baby dying is happening on one side.

00:07:18.680 Yeah, of course.

00:07:19.340 So they kind of let you know.

00:07:20.780 And both sides are talking to their audiences online throughout the world.

00:07:24.380 And the only thing I know for sure is London streets got flooded with Palestinian types. 1.00

00:07:29.800 Exactly.

00:07:30.740 Yeah.

00:07:31.120 So the reality is both sides have innocent people dying.

00:07:33.860 That's what everyone kind of needs to be aware of.

00:07:37.980 War.

00:07:38.480 It's war.

00:07:39.420 Yeah. 1.00

00:07:39.740 War sucks. 1.00

00:07:40.560 And it's bombing and tight. 1.00

00:07:42.060 Well, and obviously Hamas was more terroristic. 0.55

00:07:44.680 Yeah.

00:07:44.920 But like it's war and bombing like small strips and collateral damage.

00:07:50.100 And, you know, it's civilians are going to die.

00:07:53.500 Yeah.

00:07:53.880 And that's what's going on.

00:07:55.740 That's why we don't need to be involved.

00:07:57.280 Charlie Kirk had a lot of really good points on the Patrick Bet David show where he was talking about how Benjamin Netanyahu was facing protests.

00:08:05.900 Yeah.

00:08:06.020 And he was really not popular.

00:08:07.420 And he was trying to do some things involving the Israeli Supreme Court that was not like constitutional for them.

00:08:13.040 And he's getting a lot of pushback.

00:08:14.600 And then this happens.

00:08:16.660 And now they're in like a wartime mindset where they're not really worried about Benjamin Netanyahu leaving office or being protested anymore because they're in like a wartime setting.

00:08:25.860 Which is weird because the original attack that started all this, obviously, the Israeli Gaza border is very heavily defended, heavily defended, probably the most secure border in the country.

00:08:39.980 And then you have these guys on paragliders in the world.

00:08:42.700 Yeah.

00:08:42.840 And they have guys on paragliders coming over and then killing everyone.

00:08:46.140 And then there's no response for like six hours, even though the country has everyone's in the military.

00:08:51.600 There's people with machine guns on every corner from what I've seen.

00:08:54.680 But for some reason this day, there was like a six-hour response rate and it was an absolute massacre.

00:08:59.720 And no one was able to get there fast enough, which is weird.

00:09:02.580 I'm not going to say inside job.

00:09:04.300 Yeah.

00:09:04.820 It's just we're looking at the signs.

00:09:07.080 And the same way 9-11 was used in America to do other things that weren't really related to the terrorist attacks or, you know, and there were also things that happened before where we kind of were warned and kind of just happened anyway.

00:09:19.220 It has the same energy as that.

00:09:21.080 Yeah.

00:09:21.520 But, you know, Ben Shapiro, he gets mad.

00:09:23.700 That if you go against this idea that Israelis are the good guys and the Palestinians are the bad guys, everyone gets mad.

00:09:30.700 Here's some Ben Shapiro then and now.

00:09:33.000 They say that I want America to fight wars for Israel. 0.80

00:09:34.920 Nope.

00:09:35.600 Nope.

00:09:36.200 First of all, Israel can take care of herself. 0.55

00:09:38.740 If Israel is forced to the wall, the possibility of nuclear exchange is extremely high.

00:09:43.500 That is why it is very important that the United States provide the material aid to Israel.

00:09:47.540 So, there's a little before and after.

00:09:50.300 Yeah.

00:09:50.820 Ben Shapiro, you go fight the war.

00:09:53.500 You know.

00:09:54.640 Send the money over.

00:09:55.700 Suit up.

00:09:56.160 Send the money.

00:09:56.720 Do something.

00:09:57.400 I mean, I don't know.

00:09:58.100 And it's funny because you obviously chirp him with that, but, like, he's much better as a mouthpiece, of course.

00:10:05.180 But, yeah, man, it's not – it's a lot harder than that to ramp up an entire country and an entire audience to go to war over something that people don't have personal ties to.

00:10:18.080 So, it's going to be an uphill battle, Ben, right?

00:10:20.120 Yeah.

00:10:20.400 But they are going to pull out all the stops.

00:10:22.020 They actually had a Fox News guy go on the other day and bring out a puppy.

00:10:26.860 Yeah.

00:10:27.500 A puppy who survived the bombing.

00:10:29.040 But he's very scared because there's a lot of noises here, but they found him in a small village near the Gaza border, and they said the family that had this puppy was killed during the attack on Saturday.

00:10:41.660 Yep.

00:10:42.080 So, we got the puppy going.

00:10:43.580 Everyone's dead.

00:10:45.060 Gets everyone riled up.

00:10:46.480 Another interesting thing about this whole situation, you know how there's a lot of innocent Palestinians dying, but people are saying, well, they elected Hamas or they support Hamas indirectly.

00:10:57.520 So, they're kind of terrorists by affiliation.

00:11:00.040 Yeah, of course. 0.95

00:11:00.500 And they kind of deserve it.

00:11:01.640 They're trying to justify, like, women and children dying.

00:11:04.200 They say they deserve it.

00:11:04.500 Yeah, it's the dehumanizing stuff, right?

00:11:06.920 Yeah.

00:11:07.600 So, if that is the case, say that is true and everyone says, all right, these people are affiliated with terrorism and they're terrorists adjacent.

00:11:17.900 They're not necessarily good people.

00:11:19.540 Then why are all these NGO groups trying to get Europe and America to take all the refugees?

00:11:24.460 Yeah.

00:11:24.880 Doesn't that not make sense?

00:11:25.920 If they're too, you know, extreme and borderline terrorists, according to the Israelis, then why should Americans bring these people in after they're displaced? 0.92

00:11:35.820 Yeah.

00:11:36.040 Obviously, we shouldn't.

00:11:37.360 Obviously.

00:11:38.380 Exactly.

00:11:39.100 And then here's some – here's a clip of what London looks like now in case you think it's a good idea to bring a bunch of people in.

00:11:44.560 So, that's what it looks like in London, chaps. 1.00

00:11:54.720 Streets are packed.

00:11:55.720 Muhammad.

00:11:56.280 Hey, Muhammad's the number one baby name. 0.99

00:11:59.500 Fish and chips with the boys.

00:12:01.280 Yeah.

00:12:01.980 Until it's over.

00:12:03.740 No more sausages.

00:12:04.680 No more bangers and mash.

00:12:06.020 Yeah.

00:12:06.220 That's haram.

00:12:08.660 So, that's what we can kind of expect here.

00:12:12.160 Christopher Wray even said that expect some terrorist attacks, expect some backlash.

00:12:17.180 The FBI director, Christopher Wray, issues grave warning of terror attacks on American soil amid Israel-Hamas conflict.

00:12:23.540 And there was a potential attack already in Long Beach, but the police are not allowing anyone to say the guy was Muslim.

00:12:30.260 Really? 0.99

00:12:31.040 Yeah, but on the guy's Facebook, a lot of people are commenting like Hamas-type shit. 0.99

00:12:35.660 Okay. 0.99

00:12:36.140 All right.

00:12:36.520 I'll take your word for that.

00:12:37.380 It could be happening already.

00:12:38.960 But maybe Joe Biden can handle it.

00:12:41.060 He's in charge.

00:12:42.100 Let's see if he looks normal.

00:12:44.140 There's limited fighting already on the northern Israeli border, and I wonder what is your message to Hezbollah and its backer, Iran?

00:12:53.400 Don't.

00:12:55.360 Don't.

00:12:56.080 Don't.

00:12:56.580 Don't.

00:12:57.780 Don't come across the border. 1.00

00:12:59.120 Don't escalate this war.

00:13:00.480 That's right. 1.00

00:13:01.960 Fucked. 0.99

00:13:03.580 And he gives him, the reporter gives him the total volleyball bump. 1.00

00:13:07.600 Like, what is your message?

00:13:09.400 Just lay it out for us, Joe.

00:13:10.940 So you mean this, this, and this, right?

00:13:13.140 Yeah.

00:13:13.560 Yeah.

00:13:13.840 Yeah.

00:13:14.240 Yeah.

00:13:14.560 Don't.

00:13:15.020 Don't.

00:13:15.320 Don't.

00:13:16.300 And then-

00:13:17.220 So whoever's running Joe Biden needs to make some good decisions, and I don't think they will.

00:13:21.540 Yeah, I don't think they will either.

00:13:22.720 It's looking greasy.

00:13:23.360 And it looks like the weapons defense is at an all-time high.

00:13:26.920 They have the Iron Dome, but there's also this new-

00:13:30.240 Directed energy weapon?

00:13:31.460 Yeah.

00:13:32.060 Which, what would be another word for that?

00:13:34.480 And it's an Israel, directed energy weapon. 0.83

00:13:36.520 So it's owned by Jewish people.

00:13:38.140 It's kind of like, it's like a space thing.

00:13:39.960 It goes up in the air, like into space almost.

00:13:41.240 But in its lasers.

00:13:42.300 Yeah.

00:13:42.480 So it was called, I don't know, Jewish space lasers? 0.60

00:13:45.120 Yeah.

00:13:45.420 Let's see what they're up to.

00:13:49.780 So, Marjorie Taylor Greene, I guess.

00:13:53.200 She was right.

00:13:55.600 So these missiles are coming across, and then the Jewish space lasers shoot them out of the air. 0.95

00:14:01.880 Yeah.

00:14:03.120 That's pretty cool.

00:14:04.100 That is pretty cool.

00:14:04.960 You know?

00:14:05.960 Don't have to choose sides to say that's pretty cool.

00:14:08.260 Yeah.

00:14:08.620 But, you know, we see this going on.

00:14:11.320 We obviously don't need to be involved.

00:14:14.840 And AOC had some misinformation.

00:14:17.960 Yeah.

00:14:18.160 She goes, the level of misinformation in all directions at this moment is incredibly high,

00:14:22.880 especially on this platform, meaning Twitter.

00:14:25.380 If you see a claim, photo, or a video that triggers a strong emotional reaction,

00:14:29.020 take a moment to pause and check for veracity slash confirmation from multiple sources.

00:14:34.160 Which is actually not bad advice.

00:14:35.940 I mean, that's what we're saying, too.

00:14:37.180 That's what we're saying, too.

00:14:38.020 They want to ramp you up, take a second, take a beat.

00:14:41.240 But then again, this is the same lady who was doing this, crying at the border, right?

00:14:44.900 Crying at the fake fence border picture.

00:14:47.480 So, you know, irony comes in many forms here.

00:14:50.400 Yeah.

00:14:50.880 I just don't trust any of the info surrounding it, and that's why we don't need to get involved in an ancient blood feud.

00:14:56.860 I don't warmonger.

00:14:58.480 Nobody should die.

00:14:59.960 You know what?

00:15:00.420 I was going to say, my threshold for getting America involved in a war, especially given the recent past, Iraq, Afghanistan, even going back to Vietnam, my threshold is higher than ever.

00:15:12.660 Yeah.

00:15:12.860 It would have to be a real 9-11.

00:15:14.720 Yeah.

00:15:15.120 Like, not a fake 9-11.

00:15:17.600 Exactly.

00:15:17.860 A real 9-11.

00:15:18.880 Mm-hmm.

00:15:19.660 Yeah.

00:15:19.920 So, whenever you say stuff that goes against us, though, you get all that pushback online, you're the problem, you're anti-Semitic, you're this, you're that.

00:15:27.720 And it's like, are we the problem?

00:15:29.260 Yeah.

00:15:29.520 For this opinion?

00:15:30.600 Like, there's a whole fight going on, everyone's dying, and it's us?

00:15:33.820 Like, rich old guys in Washington, D.C. are firing up the war machine.

00:15:37.820 Yeah.

00:15:38.200 And we might be the problem.

00:15:39.840 Yeah.

00:15:40.060 We're not sensitive enough.

00:15:41.280 Yeah.

00:15:41.420 Same people that wanted us to fight Ukraine, for Ukraine against Russia.

00:15:46.180 Well, how'd that work out?

00:15:47.320 Here's how much the Ukraine merch is now.

00:15:49.760 50% off.

00:15:50.660 50% off.

00:15:51.980 Looks like we were right.

00:15:53.120 It's not moving.

00:15:54.120 All right.

00:15:54.440 Well, that's the end of our Israel section.

00:15:56.300 Can't get too down, can't get too depressed.

00:15:58.680 Jewish space lasers. 0.83

00:15:59.780 Jewish space lasers, fake propaganda. 0.79

00:16:02.100 There's a lot of stuff going on.

00:16:03.400 And you know what?

00:16:04.340 It's eating up the news cycle, and you don't really have to care all that much.

00:16:09.100 Yeah.

00:16:09.160 There's a lot.

00:16:09.800 They're both big groups of people with military assets and lots of high-tech stuff.

00:16:15.360 And I'm assuming they can sort it out themselves, right, guys?

00:16:18.500 Let them fight it out.

00:16:19.560 And you can feel bad for the individuals without firing up the most powerful countries in the world war machine.

00:16:25.400 Yeah.

00:16:25.760 That's pretty simple, right?

00:16:27.580 Exactly.

00:16:28.300 All right.

00:16:28.520 Let's move on.

00:16:29.720 DeSantis had some weird photos over the last week.

00:16:33.240 There's this one.

00:16:34.820 I think Laura Loomer posted that and was like, Ron DeSantis is out with a woman who's not his wife.

00:16:39.760 And it's like factually true, but totally slander adjacent.

00:16:44.660 It's like talking to a lady. 0.96

00:16:45.820 Talking to a lady over a bench.

00:16:47.540 At a fast food place.

00:16:48.720 All right.

00:16:49.300 And then what's he doing?

00:16:50.280 He's sniffing his nose. 1.00

00:16:51.300 He's doing some shit. 1.00

00:16:52.060 He's going like this. 1.00

00:16:53.360 You make faces like that, though.

00:16:54.800 Yeah.

00:16:55.080 Don't pretend you don't.

00:16:56.440 But I don't run for president against our guy.

00:16:59.040 Yeah.

00:16:59.620 That's true.

00:17:00.660 That's true.

00:17:01.880 What's DeSantis' plan?

00:17:03.260 Is he long gaming this, waiting for an indictment still?

00:17:06.180 Or is he kind of like the fundraising's drying up, right?

00:17:09.040 Mm-hmm.

00:17:09.680 He might be in it just in case Trump literally is unable to be there.

00:17:15.240 Death or jail.

00:17:16.200 Yeah.

00:17:16.680 Yeah.

00:17:17.100 All right.

00:17:17.900 That's fair.

00:17:18.460 That's what it is.

00:17:19.180 He's keeping a lotto ticket.

00:17:20.300 He's holding it.

00:17:20.820 Yeah.

00:17:21.260 As you should.

00:17:22.780 Jim Jordan.

00:17:24.080 I need DeSantis more than anybody else, right?

00:17:26.120 After Trump.

00:17:27.680 Yeah.

00:17:28.020 Exactly.

00:17:28.840 Jim Jordan for speaker.

00:17:30.220 That should be happening today.

00:17:31.700 We hope that goes well.

00:17:33.260 Yep.

00:17:33.660 How about those rhinos looking to make a deal with the Democrats? 1.00

00:17:36.940 Show yourself.

00:17:38.020 Yeah.

00:17:38.200 All right.

00:17:39.040 It gets really bad when you see someone kind of like a congressman you've never heard of

00:17:44.680 before starting to do like the most like shoehorn wedge issue thing.

00:17:49.160 And it's like, why is he doing this?

00:17:50.560 Is there a single issue?

00:17:52.180 Are the people who got him elected really afraid of Jim Jordan being in that position?

00:17:56.680 So who are those people and what do they want?

00:17:59.780 You know?

00:18:00.200 And it's like, who's this guy I've never heard of becoming a thorn in everyone's side

00:18:04.220 when Jim Jordan is like pretty close to unanimous?

00:18:06.860 Yeah.

00:18:07.100 So it makes you think.

00:18:08.500 Really makes you think.

00:18:09.560 All right.

00:18:09.840 Moving on.

00:18:10.420 We're on page three of housekeeping.

00:18:11.920 Make sure you guys use the opportunity to tickle the post, juice the algo, help us with

00:18:16.320 that.

00:18:17.280 Like the post.

00:18:19.480 Comment.

00:18:20.340 Comment again.

00:18:21.420 Yeah.

00:18:22.060 Notifications on.

00:18:23.400 Get involved.

00:18:24.380 Just start talking to yourself in the comments.

00:18:25.920 Tell a story.

00:18:26.960 Tell a story in the comments.

00:18:29.180 All right.

00:18:29.920 Let's move on.

00:18:30.860 Mexican people are getting in-state tuition rates.

00:18:35.620 Yeah.

00:18:36.020 So California Governor Gavin Newsom signed a new law Friday to make low-income Mexican 0.99

00:18:42.240 residents living near the border eligible for in-state tuition rates at certain community

00:18:47.200 colleges.

00:18:47.960 The legislation applies to low-income Mexicans who live within 45 miles of the California-Mexico

00:18:52.900 border and want to attend a participating community college.

00:18:56.120 Blah, blah, blah.

00:18:57.760 Congrats.

00:18:58.400 Yeah.

00:18:58.680 Lucky day for everybody else.

00:19:00.460 You're looting us.

00:19:01.380 You're looting our coffers.

00:19:03.000 You know, the taxpayer-funded community colleges?

00:19:05.480 If you live close across the border, enjoy, you know?

00:19:09.220 Not even Americans. 0.83

00:19:10.400 There you go.

00:19:11.340 Have it.

00:19:11.940 It's free.

00:19:12.520 It's right here.

00:19:13.200 Here you go.

00:19:13.680 And then that's not it.

00:19:14.640 Joe Biden's trying to do the same thing.

00:19:16.340 There was a National Pulse article that came out.

00:19:18.160 It said, Biden wants to give record 5.7 million migrants free medical and housing.

00:19:24.580 More taxpayer dollars wasted.

00:19:26.540 A lot of people don't even have health insurance in America.

00:19:29.300 Yeah.

00:19:29.740 But we're going to give it away and housing to illegals. 1.00

00:19:32.880 Yeah.

00:19:33.460 To migrants. 0.51

00:19:34.160 Hey, diversity is our strength.

00:19:35.580 And one of the peak tenets of diversity is Mexican nationals leeching off of our system. 1.00

00:19:41.780 So welcome to the party.

00:19:43.640 Yeah.

00:19:43.940 That was in the Constitution.

00:19:46.480 All right.

00:19:47.040 Dude, you couldn't even tell some of the things.

00:19:49.800 They're like, to our founding fathers, who votes now, non-landowners, foreign nationals, 0.99

00:19:57.080 amnesty.

00:19:58.280 They'd be spinning in their graves.

00:19:59.820 They'd go, oh, there's 330 million Americans.

00:20:03.000 Yeah.

00:20:03.100 How many people are here illegally?

00:20:05.180 A few, 10,000?

00:20:06.500 Yeah.

00:20:07.100 Speaking of our-

00:20:07.780 50 million.

00:20:08.860 All right, moving on.

00:20:10.120 It's George Floyd's birthday.

00:20:11.700 Yeah.

00:20:12.120 St. Floyd.

00:20:12.980 He would have been 50.

00:20:15.180 He didn't make it.

00:20:16.120 He didn't make it.

00:20:16.920 He would have been 50.

00:20:18.400 And then Joe Biden's doing birthday shout outs.

00:20:21.820 Yeah.

00:20:22.360 You got that from us?

00:20:23.140 You got that from us.

00:20:23.980 We've been doing that.

00:20:24.680 George Floyd should be alive.

00:20:26.760 He should be celebrating his 50th birthday with his young daughter, Gianna, family, and

00:20:30.520 friends.

00:20:31.180 He deserves so much more.

00:20:33.060 How would he be celebrating, you think?

00:20:34.600 I think he'd get some fent.

00:20:37.420 He'd get some fent.

00:20:38.800 He'd be really, he'd be uppers, downers, mixing, matching, counterfeit 20s.

00:20:43.260 He'd be trying to pass off bills.

00:20:44.700 I don't know.

00:20:45.480 Yeah.

00:20:45.820 He'd be having a good one.

00:20:46.980 We can never know because that guy killed him.

00:20:49.200 Remember?

00:20:49.660 Yeah.

00:20:49.960 That police officer killed him.

00:20:51.480 Exactly.

00:20:52.520 And then here's the founding fathers replaced with George Floyd.

00:20:55.460 This is what the progressives want.

00:20:56.780 This is what AOC wanted, she said.

00:20:58.700 Yep.

00:20:59.260 This is what America would be if there were no Republican Party.

00:21:02.580 They'd steamroll us.

00:21:04.020 Yeah.

00:21:04.240 All right.

00:21:04.780 Moving on.

00:21:05.940 We are moving on.

00:21:07.160 We're still in housekeeping.

00:21:08.120 It's a very important housekeeping.

00:21:10.020 The odds that Taylor Swift is a witch that will be too involved in the 2024 election

00:21:15.440 keep going up.

00:21:17.560 She has a new movie out.

00:21:19.760 We're going to have to like censor the screen because we don't want to get copyrighted because

00:21:24.060 she'll copyright us.

00:21:25.040 But it's a movie about her tour, the Errors tour.

00:21:27.840 Yep.

00:21:28.460 And let's see what the kids are up to at this.

00:21:30.620 We can't play this music either.

00:21:37.000 Taylor comes for us.

00:21:38.200 Oh, yeah.

00:21:38.760 But look it, they're doing-

00:21:39.940 They're doing a seance.

00:21:41.100 They're doing a seance.

00:21:42.100 It's called a seance.

00:21:44.100 Yeah, man.

00:21:44.740 I don't know what's going on, but these kids should all be doing something else.

00:21:48.920 Yeah.

00:21:49.420 You know, this is-

00:21:50.740 Taylor Swift in my mind is similar to the whole idea that it's not-

00:21:55.400 Not being racist is not enough.

00:21:57.000 You need to be anti-racist.

00:21:58.720 So not caring about Taylor Swift is not enough.

00:22:01.380 You need to be anti-Taylor Swift.

00:22:03.380 Fascinating.

00:22:03.900 Fascinating.

00:22:04.200 That's really what I think.

00:22:04.820 And I think a lot of millennials, especially millennial girls, think Taylor Swift is like

00:22:08.520 them.

00:22:09.040 Oh, she's in her 30s. 0.93

00:22:10.360 She dates around, has a bunch of boyfriends.

00:22:12.280 She's focused on her career.

00:22:13.740 She doesn't want to be bogged down with the family, taking orders, and like restricted with

00:22:17.660 her life.

00:22:18.100 She wants to be free and do whatever she wants.

00:22:20.000 She's the boss. 0.99

00:22:20.920 And it's kind of like a Judas goat situation, because eventually when those millennial girls 1.00

00:22:28.400 realize, oh, shoot, I do want to have a family, and I do want to be at home, and I do want

00:22:33.840 to have these responsibilities, and I don't really care about my email job that makes 85K

00:22:39.180 a year, it's going to be too late.

00:22:41.480 And Taylor Swift's going to have brought you down to the slaughterhouse, and you thought

00:22:45.000 you were following her, but she was actually the Judas goat. 1.00

00:22:47.700 And she probably froze her eggs and did like a million dollar thing where she maintains 1.00

00:22:52.660 her eggs or something.

00:22:53.500 I think she's probably got two embryos cooking as we speak. 1.00

00:22:56.120 Yeah, for whenever she needs them. 0.99

00:22:58.280 With some fucking 6'5 Scandinavian guy with the strongest jaw you've ever seen. 1.00

00:23:02.900 Taylor Swift is going to have her babies. 1.00

00:23:04.680 Yeah, exactly.

00:23:05.780 So that's what I think is going to happen with her.

00:23:07.740 Her main mission is to mislead the millennials and the next generation into thinking, we don't 1.00

00:23:15.080 need no man, boss babe, all that stuff.

00:23:18.140 And then there's me, who I don't think that's her mission, but I think it's definitely happening.

00:23:23.020 Yeah.

00:23:23.380 Right?

00:23:23.840 So there's the two difference, the schizo stroke and then the other one. 0.93

00:23:27.600 It's her mission. 1.00

00:23:28.380 She's a witch. 1.00

00:23:29.100 Yeah. 0.99

00:23:29.420 And it's just incidental, but it's really bad.

00:23:31.940 Yeah.

00:23:32.640 All right.

00:23:33.180 We have to move on. 0.99

00:23:33.980 We have some quick Rob shit. 0.99

00:23:35.040 You know how anything can be a Rob song? 0.99

00:23:36.660 Yeah, of course.

00:23:37.220 I have a couple.

00:23:37.840 I have two.

00:23:38.480 Okay.

00:23:38.720 Rob Uler.

00:23:40.020 You're going to be Rob Uler.

00:23:42.320 Yeah, it's a TikTok type song.

00:23:43.700 TikTok song.

00:23:44.640 Yep.

00:23:44.880 And then come to Rob's window.

00:23:47.180 Come to Rob's window.

00:23:49.300 Who's that?

00:23:50.300 Melissa Etheridge.

00:23:51.480 Yeah.

00:23:51.700 Shania Twain, maybe.

00:23:52.680 Okay.

00:23:52.980 I just want to get those out there because I don't think anyone's really thought about

00:23:55.220 that.

00:23:55.600 For sure.

00:23:55.960 Come to Rob's window.

00:23:58.680 All right.

00:24:00.120 Last piece of housekeeping almost.

00:24:03.020 The NFL.

00:24:04.280 Yeah.

00:24:05.020 The NFL now is penalty ball.

00:24:07.260 Yeah.

00:24:07.460 We've been calling it penalty ball.

00:24:08.820 We still watch the NFL.

00:24:10.440 We gamble on it a little bit.

00:24:12.140 I'm Harley's.

00:24:12.740 We'll come clean.

00:24:13.340 We'll come clean.

00:24:14.140 We do some parlay.

00:24:14.680 We played football.

00:24:15.940 We played football.

00:24:16.300 So they tried to make it gay, end racism, blah, blah, blah. 0.92

00:24:20.080 The NFL is gay, that whole ad campaign. 1.00

00:24:22.260 I still watch. 0.97

00:24:23.340 Yeah.

00:24:23.520 Caught me.

00:24:24.100 Guilty. 0.99

00:24:24.900 But now it's gay. 1.00

00:24:27.060 It's penalty ball. 0.99

00:24:28.160 And there's too many women involved. 1.00

00:24:30.040 Lots of women. 1.00

00:24:30.680 Oh, let's go to Maria for some halftime analysis. 1.00

00:24:33.120 Who the fuck's Maria? 1.00

00:24:34.200 Yeah, they sacked the quarterback, Greg. 0.99

00:24:36.460 And I talked to him earlier this week, Mike, and he did this.

00:24:39.800 And it's like, why is a woman telling us about football? 1.00

00:24:41.720 With fake hair, fake nails, fake eyelashes.

00:24:44.920 They got lady refs, lady reporters, and what? 1.00

00:24:49.660 Lady coaches? 0.98

00:24:50.400 Are there lady coaches? 1.00

00:24:50.560 I feel like there's equal representation where it's like half the people are ladies now. 0.93

00:24:54.140 Yeah.

00:24:54.620 Which is like, well, we can't.

00:24:56.680 Well, we need to hear some clam jabber about this football.

00:25:01.460 Yeah.

00:25:02.020 So that's annoying.

00:25:02.960 And here's the cheerleading, too.

00:25:04.200 Here's all.

00:25:04.960 This is NFL cheerleading now on every single team.

00:25:07.180 This is what they do.

00:25:07.680 Every team looks like this.

00:25:08.820 Every cheerleader looks like this.

00:25:12.180 Look at him.

00:25:12.700 That's what they're up to.

00:25:14.720 That's NFL cheerleaders now. 1.00

00:25:17.760 Look at him.

00:25:18.460 So it's close to done.

00:25:19.540 And I think baseball's next because the San Francisco Giants have formally interviewed

00:25:24.300 assistant coach Alyssa, whatever, for their manager position. 1.00

00:25:28.100 So the manager of the baseball team is going to be a girl named Alyssa. 0.68

00:25:31.040 The manager of the baseball team is going to be a softball player.

00:25:35.060 Okay.

00:25:35.760 Yeah.

00:25:36.180 So I don't know what we need these women involved for. 1.00

00:25:38.180 We can't just have our own thing.

00:25:39.640 Hey, Alyssa, have you ever hit a slider?

00:25:42.320 Yeah.

00:25:42.740 Alyssa, have you ever experienced a changeup?

00:25:45.800 Yeah.

00:25:46.040 You ever thrown so hard you rip your elbow and need Tommy John surgery and you're thinking

00:25:51.420 you're going to come back, but you don't know if you can.

00:25:53.180 You need to rehab it and your elbow's just ripped up from 15 years of throwing crazy curveballs.

00:25:58.160 I don't think she has.

00:25:59.520 I don't think so, Alyssa.

00:26:01.120 All right.

00:26:01.800 The twinkification of America's most masculine domains continues.

00:26:06.160 They want to drag you into a war in the Middle East. 0.80

00:26:10.500 Illegals are getting citizen treatment. 1.00

00:26:12.820 You know, don't get too down.

00:26:13.940 Don't get too depressed.

00:26:15.760 Start getting down.

00:26:16.580 Start getting depressed.

00:26:17.640 Yeah.

00:26:17.920 It seems like we've lost it all.

00:26:19.440 We've lost the plot.

00:26:20.520 And at least there's normal people like us who are still having fun with it. 0.99

00:26:24.520 But man, we're going to have to undo a lot of shit. 0.99

00:26:28.460 Yeah. 0.99

00:26:29.000 It ain't good.

00:26:30.180 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:26:31.880 Let's move on to cringe of the week.

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00:27:14.240 Cringe of the week.

00:27:15.460 We should send you.

00:27:17.720 All right.

00:27:18.400 We have some good cringe.

00:27:19.860 Yeah.

00:27:20.260 We have a good little story.

00:27:21.620 Housekeeping.

00:27:21.960 What happened? 1.00

00:27:22.480 What happened to your schizo shit? 1.00

00:27:24.000 I save it for Friday. 1.00

00:27:25.220 Okay.

00:27:25.460 We was too serious with all the Israel stuff.

00:27:27.860 Yeah.

00:27:28.440 Guys, there's no reason for you to get ramped up over something, right?

00:27:32.580 Yeah.

00:27:33.200 And there are obviously people in the audience who have personal ties or experience with this.

00:27:38.120 Okay.

00:27:38.400 You get a little more ramped up than the rest of us, but you need to stop short of firing

00:27:43.640 up the military industrial complex in America.

00:27:46.480 Let's relax.

00:27:47.360 People are mad because people are dead.

00:27:50.560 Yeah.

00:27:50.900 Right?

00:27:51.920 Don't get mad at us.

00:27:53.480 Because we want to keep less people from dying in the future, right?

00:27:57.260 Because you think we care less than you.

00:27:59.220 Because then your problem goes from the dead people to these guys' reaction to people who

00:28:05.060 maybe died.

00:28:05.900 Which is a big theme on the right, right?

00:28:07.920 Yeah.

00:28:08.380 And it's like, oh, you're mad at us?

00:28:10.020 Oh, you're really, really angry at us?

00:28:11.600 The words, guys?

00:28:12.780 The people that are dead.

00:28:13.920 That's what you're mad about.

00:28:14.840 Yeah.

00:28:15.060 You're just trying to like, it's like when someone dies-

00:28:17.380 Don't misplace the rage, right?

00:28:18.480 Yeah.

00:28:18.960 Misplacing rage.

00:28:19.680 And if you have so much rage that you're getting mad at the word, guys, then it's time

00:28:23.840 to sign up for the military.

00:28:25.200 Yeah.

00:28:25.560 Right?

00:28:25.840 They need your help.

00:28:26.700 Exactly.

00:28:27.760 Yeah.

00:28:28.320 All right.

00:28:28.720 Let's get into our first clip.

00:28:30.140 Our first clip is unrelated to the theme of cringe.

00:28:32.680 It's a high wire circus accident.

00:28:35.140 Okay.

00:28:36.560 So these people are on high wires.

00:28:38.000 They're all balanced up.

00:28:39.080 There's no music, there's a copyright, but everyone is up high.

00:28:48.380 And then they start to go and they're all down.

00:28:56.520 Brutal.

00:28:59.420 Brutal.

00:29:00.060 All right.

00:29:01.400 Do we have to go to war?

00:29:03.140 Yeah.

00:29:03.560 Do we have to fire up the USS Missouri?

00:29:05.820 All of a sudden, so I have a question for you after seeing that.

00:29:10.480 Yeah.

00:29:10.940 Why can't you just do that whole routine like five feet off the ground?

00:29:15.920 That's a good question.

00:29:17.140 I would assume that's a dry run for the actual show where they need to test the actual height

00:29:21.700 that they're going to be performing at for the show.

00:29:24.080 I understand that, but I mean, why not in front of people for the actual performance,

00:29:28.560 just do it five feet off the ground?

00:29:29.800 You're still balancing.

00:29:30.940 Yeah.

00:29:31.220 You're right.

00:29:31.860 You're right.

00:29:32.580 There's no reason to go all the way like that.

00:29:34.580 I think that's probably been tested and nobody showed up to that event.

00:29:39.520 That's a good point.

00:29:40.320 Is that all you wanted to do with this?

00:29:41.520 Yeah.

00:29:41.540 I just wanted to know, like, why can't you just go five feet off the ground and you still

00:29:44.320 do the balance and it still works?

00:29:45.660 That's great.

00:29:46.360 You're right.

00:29:46.700 That's tricky.

00:29:47.300 That's the whole point is balancing.

00:29:48.600 Just doesn't look as cool.

00:29:49.900 And then also a lesson to learn from this.

00:29:51.940 If you're the base, you can grab the pole and you can survive.

00:29:54.800 So don't go to the top.

00:29:56.140 Be a base.

00:29:56.440 I'm hooking in.

00:29:57.340 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:58.000 I don't think they're recruiting you for high wire shit. 0.98

00:30:01.040 Like, your end of the wire goes like this and everyone's back up. 0.99

00:30:06.620 Oh, man.

00:30:08.280 I don't even get it.

00:30:09.660 All right.

00:30:10.300 Heavy.

00:30:11.140 Let's move on.

00:30:13.200 All right.

00:30:13.820 Moving on.

00:30:14.900 Let's see what Gen Z is up to. 0.99

00:30:16.300 They've been making some content.

00:30:17.740 I bet that's really cool.

00:30:18.920 Let's see what kind of stories these guys are telling.

00:30:21.180 High production value, too.

00:30:22.440 Yeah.

00:30:22.740 My ex-girlfriend a diamond necklace back when we were dating.

00:30:25.500 And my new girlfriend hates that she still wears it. 1.00

00:30:27.580 So today, I'm going to prank my ex-girlfriend by sending her diamond chain to space so she can't wear it anymore. 0.96

00:30:31.720 So when Grace was asleep in my bed, I carefully took a chain off of my nightstand and stuck it downstairs.

00:30:36.560 Next, I filled up a bunch of balloons and tied the chain to the balloon.

00:30:39.680 And then I snuck outside and took a video of it flying away.

00:30:42.680 Little does she know I tied a fishing line to it.

00:30:44.820 So I'm just going to give it to my new girlfriend now.

00:30:46.840 Next, I woke up Grace and showed her the video.

00:30:49.100 Grace, look. 0.94

00:30:49.980 Look at this video.

00:30:51.240 You're joking.

00:30:52.180 Jack, you sent my chain to space?

00:30:54.280 Yeah, it's gone.

00:30:55.040 Why would you do that?

00:30:56.200 Because we're not together anymore.

00:30:57.620 Bro, why did you do that?

00:30:59.620 I'm sorry.

00:31:01.340 Subscribe, I don't give my new girlfriend the chain. 0.94

00:31:07.000 You wanted to send it to space.

00:31:09.760 You sent it to space.

00:31:11.400 I need more.

00:31:12.500 She's that girl.

00:31:13.140 Hi, that's his girlfriend.

00:31:14.040 This guy's so rich.

00:31:14.880 I need to subscribe.

00:31:15.880 Two girls for a Netflix necklace trick.

00:31:18.320 Oh, the fishing line brought it back.

00:31:20.220 You showed the video.

00:31:21.040 Why'd you send it to space?

00:31:22.560 So who is this content for?

00:31:24.740 I don't know.

00:31:25.640 Is this for like brain dead people who are suffering from traumatic brain injuries and

00:31:29.860 they need to be able to follow like a storyline or something?

00:31:32.440 This is how you would communicate to someone who like got into a horrible car wreck or something.

00:31:36.720 And they wear that helmet, that soft helmet that protects their brain?

00:31:39.620 Yeah.

00:31:39.640 Yeah.

00:31:40.200 So what happened?

00:31:41.820 What is this? 1.00

00:31:42.640 This is like almost Bollywood, Indian type shit. 1.00

00:31:46.300 This is the most brain dead shit I've ever seen in my life. 1.00

00:31:48.620 Yeah. 1.00

00:31:49.820 And we are kind of roasting it, but I'm not worried about this guy seeing it because our

00:31:55.640 video is not under 90 seconds.

00:31:58.140 Yeah.

00:31:58.520 So he's one of those too long.

00:32:00.920 Can't watch.

00:32:01.420 Oh, this guy is like a popular guy.

00:32:03.400 Yeah.

00:32:03.600 That's the sad part.

00:32:04.540 This is like a popular guy who, and with a high quality camera made all this content

00:32:09.580 and tricked the girlfriend.

00:32:10.700 He did blocking.

00:32:11.820 He like planned this out.

00:32:13.220 And they have like a content house.

00:32:14.580 It's like a mansion that's probably really expensive and they probably make money.

00:32:17.820 Of course they do.

00:32:18.660 This goes on Snapchat and like some illiterate 16 year old goes, right?

00:32:24.680 Yeah.

00:32:25.280 Yeah.

00:32:25.920 So we definitely need to subscribe and unrelated news.

00:32:28.440 The average ACT score is lower than ever.

00:32:31.860 It's like an 18 and a half.

00:32:33.140 Yeah.

00:32:33.440 A record low.

00:32:34.460 The average composite score fell to 19.5 out of a possible 36 for the class of 2023,

00:32:39.680 according to the nonprofit ACT.

00:32:41.440 This is the sixth consecutive year of declines in average scores with average scores declining

00:32:46.500 in every academic subject.

00:32:47.940 So it's across the board.

00:32:49.800 And then the proportion of what ACT calls COVID cohort seniors who did not meet any of

00:32:57.760 the benchmark scores considered necessary to succeed in college reached a historic high

00:33:01.980 of 43%.

00:33:02.780 So they're still blaming the years of COVID and people are just straight up retarded now. 1.00

00:33:09.560 I think everyone was so retarded. 1.00

00:33:11.420 And then it was like 2019 and they're like, dude, these kids are so retarded. 0.99

00:33:15.940 I don't even know what to do. 0.98

00:33:17.040 And then luckily, oh, COVID came.

00:33:19.840 Oh, COVID messed them up.

00:33:21.260 They missed, they missed 18 months of school and now they don't know how to read from five

00:33:25.500 years ago.

00:33:26.120 And then teachers got two years of just reading at a computer screen, like where they didn't

00:33:31.240 really have to do anything either.

00:33:32.560 So guys, I don't know what happened.

00:33:34.460 It's, it's really bad.

00:33:36.060 Uh, I got a 31 on my ACT and I wasn't even like thrilled with it.

00:33:40.500 I wanted higher.

00:33:41.740 That's pretty good.

00:33:42.320 You know what I mean?

00:33:43.260 Yeah.

00:33:43.880 Yeah.

00:33:44.180 Doubled it, I guess.

00:33:45.380 Yeah.

00:33:45.680 Good job.

00:33:46.640 Uh, the way content used to be.

00:33:48.760 Doubled it, I guess, being, doing bad math after making fun of the ACT.

00:33:51.900 Not even close.

00:33:52.860 Let's play this video again.

00:33:53.880 This necklace video again.

00:33:54.900 I got, I got to watch it.

00:33:56.680 And his girlfriend's in her underwear. 1.00

00:33:58.460 Of course, man.

00:33:59.580 Of course.

00:34:00.220 That's how it goes.

00:34:01.280 Yeah.

00:34:01.400 And back in the day, if you see your kid watching something like this, you need to

00:34:05.480 ground your child.

00:34:06.700 This is why you can't give phones to people.

00:34:08.320 Yeah.

00:34:08.860 Pretty much.

00:34:09.440 This is why they can't have a phone.

00:34:11.160 Um.

00:34:11.360 And you have a bit like, uh, we've talked about this before, like the masked singer.

00:34:15.260 Mm-hmm.

00:34:15.660 That's like, that's for people who just are English as a second language.

00:34:19.440 Yeah.

00:34:19.680 I think masked singer is for illegal immigrants.

00:34:21.760 Yeah.

00:34:22.200 And they just go, who?

00:34:23.500 Ha ha.

00:34:23.920 Who's under that?

00:34:24.600 There's 20 million.

00:34:25.540 Oh, it's 80 superstar Vince Van Damme or something.

00:34:28.320 You know?

00:34:28.620 And it's like, oh.

00:34:29.680 Oh, like who's singing?

00:34:31.020 I don't know.

00:34:31.760 Oh, Seth Rogen. 1.00

00:34:33.900 It's like a very stupid show. 1.00

00:34:35.860 Yeah. 1.00

00:34:36.080 So content for babies.

00:34:37.640 Um, and I don't know.

00:34:39.320 They're intertwined.

00:34:40.060 Those ACT scores and this content being out there.

00:34:42.820 So there's like a, a, a way the content making changed.

00:34:46.520 It used to be like, oh, you prank your friends cause it's funny.

00:34:49.360 Yeah.

00:34:49.540 And then it's, oh, you film pranking your friends cause then it'll be funny online.

00:34:53.920 Exactly.

00:34:54.440 And then it's, well, we're going to film a fake prank made up for online.

00:34:59.180 And then now we're at this point where it's like, we're going to do a fake prank with

00:35:03.020 fake reactions.

00:35:04.780 Everything is scripted for the algo.

00:35:07.360 Yeah.

00:35:07.780 So it's all algo first.

00:35:09.200 And it's meant to be geared to like vertical video watching retarded people. 0.99

00:35:13.200 And like the same thing kind of happened with the Firefox logo.

00:35:16.860 Ooh.

00:35:17.340 It started out as a Fox.

00:35:19.020 Yeah.

00:35:19.360 And then a Fox and then still a Fox.

00:35:21.720 And then by the end, it's just this orange swirl.

00:35:24.120 It got away from the point.

00:35:26.460 Yeah.

00:35:27.160 Yeah.

00:35:27.980 All right.

00:35:28.180 Well, that's the end of that. 1.00

00:35:29.200 Kids are stupid. 1.00

00:35:30.500 That kid's not even going to see. 1.00

00:35:31.780 I have nothing constructive to say.

00:35:34.040 Just watch out. 0.99

00:35:34.980 If your kids are watching shit like this and then their ACT scores are trending lower, 0.99

00:35:39.140 I don't know, man. 0.99

00:35:40.360 It's too late.

00:35:40.620 It might be too late.

00:35:41.400 Yeah.

00:35:41.560 It might be too late.

00:35:42.440 Yeah.

00:35:42.840 Make sure you read to your kids when they're really young and give them stories and stuff

00:35:46.880 like that and limit the screen time and don't give them an iPad.

00:35:50.000 Just give them excuses to think about stuff.

00:35:52.040 Yeah.

00:35:52.440 That kid will not see this because it's 15 minutes into an hour long video.

00:35:57.020 Yeah.

00:35:57.480 So we're safe in here.

00:35:58.740 Yeah.

00:35:59.260 And if he wants to come at us, go ahead.

00:36:00.920 I don't care.

00:36:01.460 I don't even care.

00:36:02.240 Don't come at us.

00:36:02.860 Come defend the content.

00:36:04.620 Yeah.

00:36:05.160 Defend the content.

00:36:06.240 Where's the necklace in space?

00:36:07.600 Your girlfriend?

00:36:08.300 And the defense will be, that got 10 million views.

00:36:10.900 And then it'll be like, well, there's, how many retards are there? 1.00

00:36:14.380 You know?

00:36:15.280 Yeah.

00:36:15.700 Out of 100 million retards, that's not even good. 1.00

00:36:17.920 Yeah.

00:36:18.100 All right.

00:36:19.100 Let's move on.

00:36:19.940 The new language gender freak. 0.99

00:36:22.360 This is a good one.

00:36:25.740 Okay.

00:36:27.100 All right.

00:36:27.800 Are you ready?

00:36:28.860 Let's get started.

00:36:30.360 Do you see this person next to me?

00:36:32.480 He is my friend.

00:36:34.000 See, has had to put up with a lot to get to where per is today.

00:36:37.020 I just want to let Glint know that fawn is valid, that fur pronouns are valid, and that

00:36:42.740 Sarah identity is valid.

00:36:45.960 Glint.

00:36:47.040 Can we stop it?

00:36:47.920 Keep going.

00:36:48.440 I'll see what else she says.

00:36:49.560 Glint.

00:36:49.720 I wish Void all the best, and look forward to maybe even seeing some of their lovely content

00:36:53.580 someday.

00:36:54.960 Please, treat them with respect, and I'm sure A will respect you, too.

00:36:59.540 Treat them with respect.

00:37:00.320 So how did that feel?

00:37:01.280 You can't convince me that this is any different than the Star Trek nerds, like, learning Klingon.

00:37:07.280 Yeah.

00:37:07.500 It's the exact same thing, where you learn, like, you make up a nerd language, and then

00:37:11.300 it's like-

00:37:12.060 Fan fiction.

00:37:12.540 It's the inside bit for you and your friends, and, you know, other people aren't in on it,

00:37:17.340 and you have to do work and learn about it.

00:37:19.240 It's the exact same thing, and it's the exact same nerdy autistic types who are being targeted, 1.00

00:37:23.140 so.

00:37:23.640 And Mimetic Sisyphus and I were talking about this, and he was saying that it's similar

00:37:28.200 to, like, the punks back in the day, where, oh, I'm a hardcore punk, or I'm post-hardcore,

00:37:33.160 or I'm anarcho-tyranny punk, and they all have their little things, but instead, they 0.97

00:37:37.100 make them cut their dicks off. 0.99

00:37:38.520 Yeah. 0.99

00:37:38.800 It's human nature to want to, like, create groups and subgroups.

00:37:43.440 Look at how many sects of religion there are, and there's the, you know, the Reformation 0.99

00:37:46.900 and all this, and it's like, they're going to do it for the gender shit, too. 0.99

00:37:51.120 Yeah. 0.99

00:37:51.560 This one just has a sadder ending.

00:37:53.580 Yeah. 1.00

00:37:53.840 More suicides and more dickless kids. 0.95

00:37:55.820 And, like, the end of many bloodlines. 0.99

00:37:58.200 Mm-hmm.

00:37:58.900 And as we say with a lot of the cringe stuff, when you're too far away from where the food 1.00

00:38:03.480 comes from, that's how you get into these stupid worlds where you're arguing pronouns 1.00

00:38:07.440 and racism and intersectionality and all this stupid stuff. 1.00

00:38:11.280 Yeah. 1.00

00:38:11.500 It's because you're too far removed from the food.

00:38:13.860 And I found a couple of tweets that kind of summed that up.

00:38:16.400 The one on the left, and start us off.

00:38:18.360 Dale Stark says, I'm convinced that having your kids help raise livestock is the best inoculation

00:38:23.780 against communism.

00:38:25.220 Keeps their feet firmly planted in reality.

00:38:27.660 Yeah, it's true.

00:38:28.660 They're as close as you can get to how the food's made.

00:38:30.640 Yeah.

00:38:30.920 You see the beauty and the ugly.

00:38:32.600 You see nature, the chickens and cows.

00:38:35.040 But then you also see the cows get butchered.

00:38:37.640 Yeah. 0.99

00:38:37.860 And you have to kill the cow. 1.00

00:38:39.440 And you have to cut the cow up. 1.00

00:38:40.580 And you have to eat the cow. 0.69

00:38:41.940 And if you don't want to eat, then you don't kill the cow.

00:38:45.720 You have to eat.

00:38:46.340 And Cernovich had a good tweet replying to that.

00:38:49.020 Cernovich said, the closer you are to the soil, the more bound you are by objective laws of reality.

00:38:54.940 This is why farmers, Brazilian jiu-jitsu athletes, and infantry soldiers are almost always right wing.

00:39:01.020 In our fake world where government prints money and hands it out to friends, you have to embrace a false consciousness of left wing thinking to become successful.

00:39:08.520 Yeah, that's exactly it.

00:39:10.060 Yep.

00:39:10.400 That summed it up nicely.

00:39:11.280 I know.

00:39:11.800 And that's basically a tenet of our show.

00:39:14.740 Yeah.

00:39:15.220 That, you know, the farther away you are from food, reality, we're obsessed with reality and, like, individual cases.

00:39:22.060 You know, the trans guy getting bricked up at the sorority house.

00:39:25.020 Okay, is he a woman or is he bricked up at the sorority house? 0.96

00:39:27.780 Yeah.

00:39:27.980 Okay, he's bricked up at the sorority house?

00:39:29.760 All right.

00:39:30.600 So that's out, right?

00:39:32.040 No.

00:39:32.600 You're suing?

00:39:33.420 Okay.

00:39:34.380 Mm-hmm.

00:39:34.860 Opposite assault to the earth.

00:39:36.040 Yeah.

00:39:36.420 Opposite assault to the earth.

00:39:37.520 Exactly.

00:39:38.200 So.

00:39:38.660 All right, let's move on.

00:39:39.580 The sideshow.

00:39:40.860 Yeah.

00:39:41.360 So this is a fashion show where everyone is disabled.

00:39:47.160 Little wheelchair, micro person, double legs, half and half guy. 0.98

00:39:51.120 All legs.

00:39:52.300 One leg.

00:39:53.100 Fake legs thing. 1.00

00:39:54.420 Wheelchair.

00:39:55.160 Wheelchair. 0.97

00:39:56.120 Wheelchair and midget. 0.97

00:39:57.960 Blind wheelchair. 0.95

00:39:59.760 Weird torso thing.

00:40:01.220 So there was, like, a good point that was made online about how, like, the left reinvented sideshows.

00:40:07.080 Mm-hmm.

00:40:08.400 Because back in the day, it used to be, like, step right up.

00:40:11.140 For a few dollars, you can see the bearded lady and no arms willy and the world's fattest man.

00:40:16.800 And it was, like, a freak show or sideshow.

00:40:20.120 Of course.

00:40:20.600 Yeah.

00:40:20.760 And that became insensitive for a while and went away.

00:40:24.860 But now it's kind of back and the progressives are doing it again.

00:40:28.020 But instead of doing the old-timey voice, it's like, hey, just sit right here just for a few dollars.

00:40:33.140 Donation.

00:40:33.660 You'll be able to see the world's fattest man, a bearded lady, people with no arms and legs. 1.00

00:40:38.060 Yeah.

00:40:38.220 Suggested donation amount is $2.

00:40:40.260 Yeah.

00:40:40.680 Instead of step right up, $2 to see the amazing.

00:40:44.140 Show starts in 10 minutes.

00:40:45.380 Thank you.

00:40:46.080 So now they have, like, a more measured voice and a different tone.

00:40:50.140 But it's the same human instinct attraction?

00:40:53.720 I don't know.

00:40:54.680 I don't know.

00:40:55.500 It's close.

00:40:56.760 It's the same result but with different motivations, right?

00:40:59.900 Yeah.

00:41:00.120 The motivations are they're just like us.

00:41:02.340 They're the exact same.

00:41:03.380 They can model the fashion wear.

00:41:05.820 They're just like us.

00:41:06.740 But the result is the same.

00:41:07.980 A line of, I don't want to say freaks.

00:41:11.400 These are normal people but they're being used as a prop for something weird and progressive.

00:41:16.000 And then, of course, they do have the literal bearded ladies. 1.00

00:41:19.080 Those are out there these days. 0.98

00:41:20.680 Hairy chest, boobs. 0.98

00:41:22.320 We've seen them. 0.99

00:41:23.120 You guys watch Cringe of the Week.

00:41:24.220 You know.

00:41:24.540 We've got 115 episodes under our belt.

00:41:26.820 You've seen them.

00:41:27.880 You've seen them.

00:41:28.600 You've seen them.

00:41:29.520 So it's a fascinating psychological case study here.

00:41:32.240 We've gone all the way back.

00:41:33.860 Freak shows are back.

00:41:35.160 People are watching brain dead content.

00:41:37.800 Nobody's smart enough to see it.

00:41:40.460 They want to give the illegals everything. 0.96

00:41:42.640 Yeah.

00:41:42.860 It's like very – it's getting very strange out here.

00:41:45.940 Everything has to be fully backwards or it's not progressive enough.

00:41:49.340 And Elijah used to say –

00:41:50.780 The future is disabled. 0.99

00:41:51.600 The future is disabled. 0.99

00:41:52.780 Yeah.

00:41:53.180 I would be like, yeah, I can see it.

00:41:54.780 Funny bit.

00:41:55.400 Decent bit.

00:41:56.200 Now it's like, yo, you were absolutely right about that one.

00:42:00.340 That's also what they do with their agenda.

00:42:03.360 They lead block with these people.

00:42:04.980 Yeah.

00:42:05.220 So you can't be like, oh, I'm not listening to this guy in a dress who thinks he's a girl.

00:42:09.400 And it's like, oh, you're hateful.

00:42:10.380 And then it's like, oh, hey, guy with a dress, just put him right here and we'll just lead block with him.

00:42:14.100 And we'll get our sexualize the kids agenda done. 0.94

00:42:17.420 So that's how it goes.

00:42:18.620 If you do a fashion show with all the disabled people, you can use child labor for your products. 1.00

00:42:26.180 Right?

00:42:26.280 So it's like Indiana Jones switching one for one and that's the world we're in.

00:42:30.640 Yeah, exactly.

00:42:31.400 All right.

00:42:31.580 Let's move on.

00:42:32.340 We are into our horrible date section.

00:42:34.680 Yeah. 0.99

00:42:35.280 Some shit popped off late last week and I don't know. 1.00

00:42:40.660 It's – these are both black women on first dates. 1.00

00:42:44.420 Those are the commonalities between these videos. 0.97

00:42:46.920 And they were both horrible first dates.

00:42:49.500 And should we just play them and then get into the commentary later?

00:42:52.240 Yeah.

00:42:52.460 All right.

00:42:53.160 So this first one, I'll let the girl talk, but she went to an oyster bar with a guy who had been trying to hit her up. 1.00

00:43:00.820 Today, I late with this nigga I met a few weeks ago out with my friends.

00:43:04.940 This nigga been texting me for weeks talking to his self. 0.99

00:43:08.100 But today, I was bored and I had time. 0.54

00:43:10.140 So he texted me like, can we meet for drinks?

00:43:12.360 And I'm like, yeah, meet me here. 0.98

00:43:14.600 They got the best fucking oysters in Atlanta, like hands down. 0.97

00:43:18.360 So I'm like, yes, I can get some content. 0.99

00:43:20.320 Come on.

00:43:20.660 Slurping the oysters.

00:43:26.480 Slurping oysters.

00:43:27.460 Three trays so far.

00:43:31.620 Yeah, when the fourth one came out, he was looking at me crazy. 0.99

00:43:34.520 I didn't give a fuck. 0.99

00:43:36.300 I'm like, baby, you invited me out. 0.99

00:43:38.500 I'm going to eat.

00:43:39.260 And I was coming anyway.

00:43:41.020 But I ain't going to lie.

00:43:42.480 No, I want to do all that.

00:43:44.140 But I did do all that.

00:43:45.480 That was so good.

00:43:46.280 I was not expecting it to be that good.

00:43:48.280 So after that, I'm like, baby, what's next?

00:43:52.860 What I'm about to eat?

00:43:54.100 These potatoes, they were so good.

00:43:57.140 And the crab cakes.

00:43:58.860 Everything was so good.

00:44:00.160 Ten, ten, baby. 1.00

00:44:02.060 Why the fuck this bitch ass nigga say he going to the bathroom and never come back? 1.00

00:44:06.740 The fuck? 1.00

00:44:08.300 I'm like, hold the fuck on. 1.00

00:44:09.800 It's been like 10, 20, 30 minutes, bitch. 1.00

00:44:11.960 Why the fuck this nigga had to end up grabbing a towel, bitch? 1.00

00:44:15.360 Nigga left me with his little one fucking drink. 1.00

00:44:18.360 Yeah, bitch. 1.00

00:44:19.740 I'm so glad, bitch, keep me some money. 1.00

00:44:22.020 Because what? 0.99

00:44:23.120 That was crazy to me.

00:44:24.480 So first date, rips four trays of oysters, drinks, potatoes, and crab cakes. 0.93

00:44:30.000 The guy leaves.

00:44:30.940 Yeah.

00:44:31.320 The guy did the right thing.

00:44:32.600 Goes to the bathroom, doesn't come back.

00:44:34.580 And then she gets stuck with the bill, which is like a $150 tab.

00:44:38.280 And then she leaves an $11 tip.

00:44:40.360 $11?

00:44:41.220 What is that, 6%?

00:44:42.980 Well, it's 7%.

00:44:44.160 It's actually still, it's quite generous.

00:44:46.220 It's actually fair.

00:44:47.460 7% is quite generous still.

00:44:49.080 So, yeah, here's a couple of things I want to just point out.

00:44:54.860 The guy had been texting her all week, texting himself, she says.

00:44:59.260 So she's ignoring him.

00:45:00.960 This guy's subhuman.

00:45:02.480 Yeah.

00:45:02.700 Then she goes, well, I was bored, so I figured I could get some content, right?

00:45:07.400 Mm-hmm.

00:45:08.420 Then she orders immediately four trays of oysters, multiple drinks, potatoes, crab cakes, runs it up. 0.52

00:45:14.500 Mm-hmm.

00:45:16.440 And, you know, she gets the content.

00:45:18.080 She gets the content out of it.

00:45:19.320 Do you want to play this next girl first? 0.98

00:45:20.980 Yeah.

00:45:21.440 Do you want to? 1.00

00:45:22.040 A theme I'm seeing in this and the next clip, it's like you can't tell if the people, if the girls are sociopaths or just stupid. 1.00

00:45:31.800 Brain dead. 1.00

00:45:32.440 Because like a sociopath would go, ooh, I'm going out to dinner. 0.98

00:45:35.440 This guy's going to pay.

00:45:36.340 I'm going to get whatever I want and they're going to pay.

00:45:38.340 Ha ha. 1.00

00:45:38.740 Fuck that. 1.00

00:45:38.860 This is my mark. 1.00

00:45:39.900 He thinks I'm hot.

00:45:41.240 I'm not interested in him, but he can daddy boy me for $150 meal that I can get content out of.

00:45:47.740 It's a win-win. 1.00

00:45:48.620 But this girl's like almost like too stupid to be sociopathic like that. 1.00

00:45:52.760 And I think that's a common thing that we see is they're so dumb that you don't, you're so dumb that you can't even create a mental model of how another person would feel if they did this to you. 1.00

00:46:04.140 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:04.600 Right?

00:46:04.760 Exactly.

00:46:05.460 And so, and then it's obviously just a money thing.

00:46:08.020 Like this guy's a means to an end.

00:46:09.480 He wants a drink date.

00:46:11.160 And she's the prize.

00:46:12.200 Let's go get a drink and she's the prize. 1.00

00:46:13.420 I'm the prize.

00:46:14.080 If you want me, this is what I do.

00:46:16.160 All right.

00:46:16.320 And it's like, yeah, nice.

00:46:17.440 Wait till you see the next one.

00:46:18.280 So let's get to the next girl.

00:46:19.500 This is also, that first one is a first date.

00:46:22.500 This one's a first date.

00:46:24.660 Woo.

00:46:25.700 Let me just get the door for you.

00:46:27.540 Okay.

00:46:27.820 The guy's going to get the door for her.

00:46:33.040 He got me at the Cheesecake Crafter, y'all.

00:46:36.080 Oh, you're noticeable.

00:46:37.540 So what are you doing?

00:46:38.840 She went live.

00:46:39.640 You go live.

00:46:44.580 Yes.

00:46:46.400 Uh, would you want me to open the door for you?

00:46:52.780 Okay.

00:46:53.440 Are you?

00:46:54.300 You're recording me?

00:46:55.600 Yeah.

00:46:57.820 This is the Cheesecake Factory.

00:47:02.120 This is the Cheesecake Factory, y'all.

00:47:04.580 What's the problem with that?

00:47:05.740 This is a chain restaurant.

00:47:07.880 Who takes someone that looks like this to a chain restaurant? 0.96

00:47:12.760 You want to talk about it?

00:47:14.600 I'm fine with talking about it, even in front of them.

00:47:18.360 Oh, yeah.

00:47:18.860 I want to talk about it.

00:47:20.020 Yeah.

00:47:20.440 Come on, get up on in the car.

00:47:22.160 Yeah, we're going to talk about it.

00:47:24.060 She uses that measured, smart woman voice. 0.87

00:47:26.420 That smug, just that, like, brutal, like, and so here's another tool that I think they

00:47:32.100 use that you were kind of getting into.

00:47:34.340 They, these type of people, this is an insane thing to do.

00:47:38.540 A guy's taking you out to a date and you're-

00:47:41.020 He picked you up.

00:47:41.880 He picked you up.

00:47:42.500 You go live and start filming and to shame him into doing something that you want because

00:47:47.400 Cheesecake Factory isn't high-end enough for you.

00:47:49.320 This woman's average-looking. 1.00

00:47:51.840 Blow.

00:47:53.840 Anyway, so she does this thing, and I think this is something I've seen with a lot of

00:47:59.000 African-American women, particularly.

00:48:01.700 They do this kind of, like, talk about code switching.

00:48:06.020 They do this fake voice that they would never do, and as long as you have a measured voice,

00:48:10.940 you can make the most insane request of all time.

00:48:13.940 And then it's normal because you made it in a regular talking, speaking tone, right?

00:48:18.280 Yeah, yeah.

00:48:18.780 Like, I'll take about a million dollars, please, at the bank, you know?

00:48:23.120 I'll take a million.

00:48:24.480 And it's like, well, what?

00:48:25.360 Your account balance is negative, ma'am.

00:48:26.980 You actually owe us.

00:48:28.180 You're-

00:48:28.740 Twenties and hundreds.

00:48:29.820 Yeah, exactly.

00:48:31.460 All right, and let's play this.

00:48:32.880 Both of these guys did the right thing, right?

00:48:35.140 Yeah.

00:48:35.260 These are horrible dates, but both of these guys pulled out.

00:48:37.380 Let's hear a little bit more to the story.

00:48:38.800 I edited this so that it was tight.

00:48:40.900 I feel like I'm doing everything I'm supposed to do as a woman.

00:48:43.940 But I mean, there's nothing wrong with the Cheesecake Factory.

00:48:47.820 And I got to your place at 4 p.m.

00:48:50.380 You didn't even come downstairs for another hour.

00:48:53.600 And so I was waiting downstairs for an hour.

00:48:56.700 I understand.

00:48:57.440 But I wasn't expecting for work to take me so long.

00:49:01.200 We literally left your place at the time the reservation was supposed to be.

00:49:06.280 As I said, I have very specific certain expectations for that.

00:49:10.300 I can tell it's not gonna be there.

00:49:12.680 I have, and maybe we're not right for each other.

00:49:18.440 So, respectfully, I'm gonna just drop you off at home.

00:49:22.860 If I don't feel respected, I am not gonna go through with the rest of the day.

00:49:29.240 Yeah.

00:49:29.800 So he did the right thing.

00:49:30.960 I mean, and here's the thing.

00:49:33.080 This woman thought that she was gonna, what? 1.00

00:49:37.120 Oh, she was late for the initial thing.

00:49:40.300 He had a reservation at a nicer place.

00:49:42.440 And she's causing a scene because she was more than an hour late to the day. 1.00

00:49:46.260 And so here's the thing, though, too.

00:49:47.960 Before we get into what you're about to read.

00:49:50.120 These girls, this guy is like a little short.

00:49:53.260 I'm not gonna slander this guy.

00:49:55.080 He looks like, you know, he's not the same race as her. 0.83

00:49:57.440 He looks like, you know, some guy who could take you somewhere.

00:50:01.340 Maybe he makes good money, but he's not technically the most handsome, charming guy on earth.

00:50:06.200 Yeah. 1.00

00:50:06.680 These women see these guys as fucking marks. 1.00

00:50:10.180 Yeah. 1.00

00:50:10.800 Victims, right? 1.00

00:50:11.740 And that's the dumb, low intelligence to sociopathy thing coming in again. 1.00

00:50:16.260 It's just like, okay, well, I was bored today. 0.99

00:50:18.620 So I wanted to slurp 40 oysters, 48.

00:50:21.840 And I got all dressed and ready.

00:50:24.940 So I deserve something better than the Cheesecake Factory.

00:50:27.760 You can run it up at the Cheesecake Factory.

00:50:30.020 Cheesecake Factory is one of the best places ever.

00:50:31.700 Their menu is like a book.

00:50:33.420 The menu is huge.

00:50:34.460 You can get anything you want.

00:50:35.160 You can do whatever the hell you want.

00:50:36.560 Apps, sharing, do whatever.

00:50:39.080 But they see these guys as subhuman and they think they can walk all over them.

00:50:43.340 And then walking all over them is part of it.

00:50:45.660 And they'll never see them again. 0.99

00:50:47.320 Like, unless they're totally pathetic and willing to do the same thing over and over. 0.99

00:50:51.480 So it's a first experience. 0.99

00:50:52.960 It's an experience that they're getting out of the guy.

00:50:54.400 Of course.

00:50:55.020 Yeah.

00:50:55.380 They don't care.

00:50:57.040 And then these are the types of girls who post on social media a nice big meal without the guy in it. 0.54

00:51:02.320 Yeah.

00:51:02.660 You know what I mean?

00:51:03.360 And so.

00:51:04.220 Of course.

00:51:04.880 It's just, it's fascinating. 0.99

00:51:06.580 And I think the main thing is they're so dumb or they're so selfish that it just doesn't seem like the actions of a sociopath to them. 0.99

00:51:15.400 And it's normal. 1.00

00:51:15.980 It's normal to them.

00:51:16.960 Yeah.

00:51:17.320 I talked to Mimedic Sisyphus about this.

00:51:19.260 And I messaged him this clip and said, what did you think?

00:51:21.900 And he said, when I worked at a science museum, I would often get youth groups from inner city schools, kids from 6 to 13.

00:51:28.460 I would do talks for them about geology or some of the earth science.

00:51:32.020 I always ended them with a Q&A.

00:51:34.560 For most kids, I get a few follow-up questions, mostly on or near the topic.

00:51:38.600 But for the black kids, they would always ask me how much the stuff costs, how much that crystal costs, how much that fossil costs.

00:51:46.040 It's like their level of interest had to be tied to how much something costs.

00:51:51.260 If I said it was cheap, like a quartz crystal, they'd lose interest.

00:51:54.080 I'm not surprised to see this behavior in the dating world as well.

00:51:58.100 Yeah. 0.99

00:51:58.360 Kind of like a carryover where everything is about money or who's getting money, who doesn't have money, who's broke ass, who's a lame ass. 0.99

00:52:06.300 Yeah. 1.00

00:52:06.440 And then that's the funny part is this girl will call, the oyster girl will call this guy, why the fuck he leave, be broke or something. 0.98

00:52:13.720 And it's like, you were trying to run up a cab and do a crime against this guy. 0.99

00:52:17.740 Yeah.

00:52:18.100 Right?

00:52:18.800 Exactly.

00:52:19.500 And so, I mean, I don't know, guys.

00:52:21.540 And you know what?

00:52:22.220 Some of the best dates I've ever been on, it's like a beach or something, like a nice walk, something that was actually low cost.

00:52:30.060 That didn't, that wasn't crazy.

00:52:32.500 And that's the funny part is a guy will go on a date and be like, oh, I got this.

00:52:36.920 We did this.

00:52:37.520 And then we ran up here.

00:52:38.540 We did the lakefront walk.

00:52:39.720 And then we stopped at this thing.

00:52:41.380 It's 50 bucks.

00:52:42.360 It was great.

00:52:43.040 Like they'll brag about it, that they got a deal. 0.98

00:52:45.440 And then this, it's not worthy of discussing unless you fucking totally rip someone off. 0.97

00:52:50.480 Yeah. 0.98

00:52:51.120 Because they deserve it.

00:52:52.440 Of course.

00:52:53.320 I look like this. 1.00

00:52:54.840 And it's like, you look like shit. 1.00

00:52:56.180 You have like mismatched makeup and glasses and your tits are fully pushed up. 1.00

00:52:59.720 I don't know what you think you look like. 0.98

00:53:01.620 But yeah.

00:53:02.580 So I don't know. 0.98

00:53:03.280 Be weary of getting ripped off by black girls who have their phone out filming too much. 1.00

00:53:09.380 Yeah. 0.99

00:53:09.620 That's a good thing to look out for.

00:53:10.860 It's another commonality, I guess.

00:53:11.900 I think you're right too about the first date not being like a high stakes thing.

00:53:15.760 First date.

00:53:16.440 You can do 10 first dates with different women and then maybe like two girls, you know?

00:53:21.960 And be like, okay, the other ones, our conversation was a little clunky.

00:53:25.060 We didn't really vibe.

00:53:26.140 Yeah.

00:53:26.460 Kind of had different interests.

00:53:27.780 You can go for coffee and a walk.

00:53:29.340 Coffee and a walk.

00:53:30.140 You could do whatever.

00:53:31.360 You could literally, it doesn't have to cost anything.

00:53:33.420 And it actually vets the people out because if they have a problem with coffee and a walk

00:53:37.100 and go, I want to go somewhere more expensive, you can go, okay, let's not even go anywhere.

00:53:41.300 Yeah.

00:53:41.640 That's actually like a great, like this is reverse vetting.

00:53:45.240 Yeah.

00:53:45.680 We're taking someone out to a nice dinner and they run up the tab and it's like, all right,

00:53:48.420 I guess if you run up the tab, we're not doing it again, but you're still getting

00:53:51.500 the bill.

00:53:51.960 Yeah.

00:53:52.680 So it was good to see both of these girls get their comeuppance, you know, the men.

00:53:57.340 And you know what?

00:53:58.400 If you guys, it's almost like they want to test you in real time, you know, like one

00:54:07.100 tray of oysters.

00:54:07.880 Okay.

00:54:08.180 All right.

00:54:08.780 Sure.

00:54:09.780 That's fine.

00:54:10.560 Yeah.

00:54:10.920 You know, two trays of oysters.

00:54:12.440 Okay.

00:54:12.740 It's getting, it's getting a little crazy.

00:54:15.260 Fourth tray of oysters.

00:54:17.020 You got to plan your exit.

00:54:18.060 That's it.

00:54:18.540 I'm zinc maxing.

00:54:20.420 Yeah.

00:54:21.700 It's actually a supplemental.

00:54:23.260 Yeah.

00:54:23.740 All right.

00:54:24.040 Moving on.

00:54:24.980 Let's go into urban decay.

00:54:26.600 Don't get too down.

00:54:27.420 Don't get too depressed. 0.95

00:54:28.020 So last week on urban decay, we said, if you guys have videos of white people looting or 0.89

00:54:32.880 fighting, send them to us. 0.83

00:54:34.260 We want to see them.

00:54:34.860 And we found one.

00:54:35.880 Yeah.

00:54:36.400 It says all white looting group. 0.81

00:54:37.920 I got you covered.

00:54:38.600 Check out this painting from 793 AD.

00:54:42.900 And it's, you know, the Vikings looting the coast of England. 1.00

00:54:46.100 Yeah.

00:54:46.320 Small seafaring town and just wipe them out.

00:54:49.140 Everyone does it.

00:54:49.560 Everyone does it.

00:54:50.320 Take the loot.

00:54:51.760 And then there was a fight too.

00:54:53.000 A white girl fight.

00:54:54.340 We have a white girl fight at the gym. 1.00

00:54:55.820 Let's see.

00:54:58.280 There they go. 1.00

00:55:00.240 Damn. 1.00

00:55:01.620 What the fuck going on? 1.00

00:55:05.960 What the fuck? 1.00

00:55:07.100 What the fuck? 1.00

00:55:10.980 Doesn't end in. 1.00

00:55:11.960 What the fuck? 1.00

00:55:12.320 What the fuck? 1.00

00:55:12.420 See, it happens both ways. 1.00

00:55:20.280 I was going to make the joke. 0.98

00:55:21.680 This is probably over the one ass exercise that all the girls do. 1.00

00:55:25.160 And look at it is. 0.98

00:55:27.140 It's that leg machine.

00:55:28.240 It's that leg machine.

00:55:29.000 Where you go in and out.

00:55:29.980 Yeah, yeah.

00:55:30.240 So that's the only thing that'll get a white girl to fight. 1.00

00:55:32.440 That and like some Starbucks mishap or maybe some Taylor Swift slander.

00:55:36.300 There's very few things.

00:55:37.880 But yeah, it does happen, guys.

00:55:39.940 All right, let's move on to regular Urban Decay, the high school fight.

00:55:46.980 Yeah, this is another tenant of our show, the repeating battle cry.

00:55:51.780 Once you hear the battle cry get repeated a bunch, you know it's about to go crazy.

00:55:56.140 Oh, let's get it.

00:56:19.820 Stop.

00:56:21.040 That's good.

00:56:26.480 The whole point there is to remind everyone,

00:56:28.240 when you hear the battle cry, run up, run up, run up.

00:56:32.060 You know chaos is coming.

00:56:33.380 And then the other girl starts saying, what, what, what? 0.92

00:56:36.260 So it's like two battle cries,

00:56:37.460 and it's like the odds of this not getting physical are 1%.

00:56:40.660 And it's almost like a placeholder, too,

00:56:42.380 when you say run up, run up, run up.

00:56:44.440 You know that nothing else is going on in the brain, you know?

00:56:47.380 So it's a placeholder for, like, her energy right now.

00:56:52.460 So what did you say?

00:56:53.840 And say it's my face.

00:56:55.000 Let's talk about this.

00:56:56.080 Yeah, or maybe I misunderstood.

00:56:57.040 Why'd you tell Cravion that this happened?

00:57:00.080 It's like, no, it's run up, it's run up, run up.

00:57:02.740 So if you hear that, guys, get out of the way.

00:57:05.200 We always reiterate that.

00:57:07.680 Please, walk the other way.

00:57:10.840 Let's keep going.

00:57:12.040 We're a little behind on time,

00:57:13.220 so we'll go a little bit faster through this section.

00:57:14.820 And the girl begging for her dead family member. 0.73

00:57:20.140 So someone on the side of the road begging.

00:57:21.980 This is an alternate version of the same thing 0.50

00:57:23.840 those black girls dating earlier,

00:57:25.400 where they're running up the tab. 0.56

00:57:26.820 This is kind of the same thing,

00:57:28.020 but different way of getting it. 0.90

00:57:33.820 Nigga, ain't nobody in our family die, Ariana. 1.00

00:57:35.720 Stop fucking lying. 1.00

00:57:36.940 Nigga, stop fucking lying out here. 1.00

00:57:38.960 Yeah, nigga, you fucking hella weird. 1.00

00:57:40.480 Ain't nobody in our family die. 1.00

00:57:41.600 Stop fucking lying. 1.00

00:57:42.280 No, you weird for that. 1.00

00:57:43.400 You weird, P. 0.98

00:57:43.980 You weird.

00:57:46.340 So he caught her doing fake fundraising

00:57:48.540 off someone who died who didn't actually die, right?

00:57:50.660 Yeah.

00:57:50.980 Fake dead family member to get free money,

00:57:53.840 but which is weird because you hear how racist America is.

00:57:56.860 Wouldn't that not be a viable way of getting money

00:58:00.240 if America was so, that'd be dangerous. 0.52

00:58:01.920 It shouldn't work. 0.98

00:58:02.800 Nobody would give you money if you were black in America 1.00

00:58:04.880 and America was racist. 0.99

00:58:05.140 They'd probably hurl racist insults at you. 0.99

00:58:06.780 Yeah.

00:58:07.120 They'd use the opportunity to just do a hate crime 0.86

00:58:09.340 against you, right?

00:58:10.080 Yeah.

00:58:10.600 That's according to the mainstream media.

00:58:12.140 Yeah.

00:58:12.860 Yeah.

00:58:13.320 All right.

00:58:13.560 Let's move on.

00:58:14.840 The shoplifters mad they're caught.

00:58:17.300 Yeah.

00:58:17.540 This is kind of a new phenomenon

00:58:18.820 that we've seen happen

00:58:20.120 where people, you know,

00:58:22.340 obviously in California and stuff like that,

00:58:24.180 people can walk out with merch.

00:58:25.700 Nobody stops them.

00:58:27.240 But now it's almost like people,

00:58:30.200 shoplifters themselves are getting mad 1.00

00:58:32.260 that they can't shoplift

00:58:33.560 on the rare instance where someone does step up

00:58:36.120 and stop them.

00:58:37.540 Exactly.

00:58:41.820 So it's a big group,

00:58:43.620 multiple women. 1.00

00:58:47.080 And here's like the store manager in yellow

00:58:49.420 stealing with a baby.

00:58:51.540 And here's like boxes of soda.

00:59:09.120 Oh my God.

00:59:29.300 So they get them out.

00:59:43.340 But like we said before,

00:59:45.420 the reality is lost on the situation

00:59:48.480 where the people who are stealing,

00:59:51.160 it's like, hey, you're stealing. 1.00

00:59:52.100 Get the fuck out of here. 1.00

00:59:53.080 You're breaking the law. 1.00

00:59:53.980 With a baby.

00:59:54.480 But the people who are stealing

00:59:56.020 feel entitled to the point

00:59:57.800 that they're mad at the shopping people,

01:00:00.640 the store clerks for stopping them.

01:00:03.020 So the problem in the situation is,

01:00:05.320 why do you care about this store?

01:00:07.260 Why are you stopping me

01:00:08.240 for a couple hundred bucks of stuff?

01:00:09.740 Y'all got insurance.

01:00:10.920 This ain't your store.

01:00:12.200 And it's probably privately owned

01:00:13.660 or franchised by these Indian guys

01:00:15.660 who are the only ones who are fighting.

01:00:17.300 So it's like the problem in the video,

01:00:19.540 according to the people stealing,

01:00:21.280 is the effort being made

01:00:23.000 to stop them from stealing.

01:00:24.120 Like, what's your problem?

01:00:25.820 Not, what's your problem?

01:00:27.620 Why are you stealing from my store?

01:00:28.880 Exactly.

01:00:29.480 And there's no shame.

01:00:30.820 Shame doesn't enter the equation.

01:00:32.280 It's just, I'm in the game. 1.00

01:00:34.660 And whether you're too stupid to feel shame 1.00

01:00:36.940 or you just are a sociopath, 1.00

01:00:38.920 that's up for debate. 0.99

01:00:40.080 Now, I will say,

01:00:40.900 if these women were more attractive, 1.00

01:00:42.700 they'd be ripping off losers on Tinder 0.99

01:00:44.900 for $180 meals somewhere. 0.89

01:00:47.420 Yeah, it's just a matter of what your hustle,

01:00:49.460 what you're able to hustle.

01:00:50.660 Exactly. 0.99

01:00:51.160 These women are too fat. 1.00

01:00:52.540 They've aged out. 0.99

01:00:53.240 They have kids.

01:00:54.180 So they can't do that anymore.

01:00:55.300 They have to go right to the Winn-Dixie and steal.

01:00:57.160 Or on the side of the road

01:00:58.060 asking for money for a fake dead person.

01:01:00.100 Exactly. 1.00

01:01:00.560 That girl was too ugly. 1.00

01:01:02.020 So if you, yeah, 1.00

01:01:02.780 there's levels to this shit. 1.00

01:01:03.960 Yeah. 1.00

01:01:04.400 And it's all the same result,

01:01:06.040 which is trying to leech off

01:01:07.780 someone else's work and labor,

01:01:09.340 you know?

01:01:09.780 But, you know.

01:01:11.120 All right, let's move on

01:01:11.880 to the Sprouts guy. 0.98

01:01:13.180 This guy is a black guy 0.55

01:01:14.680 who goes to the white neighborhood

01:01:16.520 for Sprouts,

01:01:17.400 a grocery store,

01:01:18.300 and here's what he says about it.

01:01:19.320 It's the alternate.

01:01:19.980 It's an appreciator.

01:01:20.780 I get mad when I say this,

01:01:23.260 but I'm up here with the white folks.

01:01:26.400 The right white folks 1.00

01:01:28.000 that keep their shit in order. 1.00

01:01:29.900 Up here, Sprouts. 1.00

01:01:31.600 Farmer's market. 1.00

01:01:33.200 Ain't no nigga shit 1.00

01:01:34.320 jumping off up here. 0.99

01:01:35.640 And I am ecstatic. 0.98

01:01:37.060 Look, white people 0.60

01:01:38.480 with the baby in the carriage.

01:01:40.320 How beautiful.

01:01:43.280 There's an appreciation.

01:01:44.960 I know.

01:01:45.480 And that's someone

01:01:46.420 who's smart enough to understand.

01:01:48.020 And that's what it is 0.95

01:01:49.040 with black people, too. 0.97

01:01:50.720 Everyone thinks if we say,

01:01:52.320 oh, like, 0.91

01:01:52.700 these black people did this 1.00

01:01:54.080 in Urban Decay, 1.00

01:01:55.200 they're bad. 1.00

01:01:56.240 All black people are bad 1.00

01:01:57.320 or something. 1.00

01:01:57.900 The negative assumption

01:01:59.020 would be like,

01:01:59.500 oh, you're talking about

01:02:00.000 all black people.

01:02:00.860 And it's like, 0.84

01:02:01.080 that's not the case at all. 0.96

01:02:02.240 And if you talk to black people, 0.60

01:02:04.080 they agree where it's like,

01:02:05.240 oh, certain people are,

01:02:06.760 they even say it,

01:02:07.520 or like,

01:02:07.960 certain people are N's, 0.99

01:02:09.280 certain people aren't.

01:02:10.700 It's like,

01:02:10.980 I'm not an N,

01:02:12.020 but if you do certain crimes

01:02:13.440 and bad stuff,

01:02:14.300 like, that's,

01:02:14.800 you're an N. 1.00

01:02:15.780 And that's what 0.99

01:02:16.240 black people say, right? 0.96

01:02:17.880 So it's different levels.

01:02:18.820 So it's to say,

01:02:19.340 oh, you're being mean 0.99

01:02:19.980 to black people. 0.99

01:02:20.640 That's actually a discredit 0.98

01:02:21.780 to the good black people 0.88

01:02:23.200 that don't associate themselves 0.99

01:02:24.860 with the bad black people. 0.99

01:02:26.600 100%. 1.00

01:02:26.960 I agree.

01:02:27.700 There's a huge difference there.

01:02:29.080 And black people agree. 1.00

01:02:30.400 And like,

01:02:30.620 that guy is a perfect example

01:02:31.820 where it's like,

01:02:32.220 oh, yeah,

01:02:32.500 white folks, 0.65

01:02:32.940 they do it right here. 1.00

01:02:34.000 There's none of that shit 1.00

01:02:34.820 popping off 1.00

01:02:35.460 in other bad neighborhoods 1.00

01:02:36.660 where the black, 1.00

01:02:37.660 the bad black people 1.00

01:02:38.700 are stealing 1.00

01:02:39.620 and ruining

01:02:40.300 and annoying

01:02:41.640 or whatever it is.

01:02:42.420 Yeah.

01:02:42.620 And we always talked about,

01:02:44.600 we always talk about

01:02:45.340 a high trust society, right?

01:02:47.420 And you can't have

01:02:48.540 a high trust society 0.92

01:02:49.620 with street rats, 0.99

01:02:50.880 whether they're white 0.98

01:02:51.740 heroin addicts 0.80

01:02:52.640 or whether they're black, 1.00

01:02:53.940 just impulsive criminals 1.00

01:02:55.000 with no practical skills,

01:02:56.980 you know,

01:02:57.340 and certain neighborhoods

01:02:58.360 just have more

01:02:59.120 of those people.

01:03:00.060 And when you reach

01:03:00.840 a tipping point,

01:03:01.500 then it doesn't become

01:03:02.600 high trust anymore.

01:03:03.620 Trust is only given

01:03:04.760 as long as it's reciprocated,

01:03:06.380 right?

01:03:06.900 And so a lot of people

01:03:08.700 living in the worst areas

01:03:10.040 of America,

01:03:11.280 they don't have that.

01:03:11.980 And they're sad

01:03:12.720 and they're jealous

01:03:13.420 of the areas that do, right?

01:03:15.140 Exactly.

01:03:15.540 Pumpkins are outside

01:03:16.380 on the street.

01:03:16.960 Nobody comes in

01:03:17.580 and just goes

01:03:18.080 steal and pump and run,

01:03:20.200 you know?

01:03:20.480 Mm-hmm.

01:03:21.160 And then also,

01:03:21.940 speaking of sprouts

01:03:24.480 and nice doors,

01:03:26.120 we went to a dollar store

01:03:27.320 the other day

01:03:27.840 in a bad neighborhood.

01:03:28.940 It was right off

01:03:29.740 MLK Boulevard, right?

01:03:31.120 And you know what

01:03:31.600 we noticed?

01:03:32.800 All the oil stain spots

01:03:34.800 in the parking spaces

01:03:37.080 are really, really bad.

01:03:39.280 Like 10 times worse

01:03:40.260 than the average spot.

01:03:41.200 Like every car that comes in

01:03:43.460 is leaking oil 1.00

01:03:44.500 and bad shit. 1.00

01:03:44.740 A lot of oil. 1.00

01:03:45.480 Bad shit. 1.00

01:03:46.020 And you know, 1.00

01:03:46.600 every parking lot

01:03:47.620 has some oil stains, right?

01:03:49.420 Yeah.

01:03:49.940 But this cheap store

01:03:51.600 right off MLK,

01:03:53.420 does that look normal to you?

01:03:54.920 Looks like a lot of stuff

01:03:56.200 going on underneath

01:03:57.080 these cars.

01:03:57.860 So this might be

01:03:59.240 another smoke detector thing

01:04:01.120 where your car just leaks oil

01:04:02.340 and you never fix it

01:04:03.240 or you never check?

01:04:04.360 Same vibes

01:04:05.160 as smoke detector beeps

01:04:06.620 going in the house.

01:04:07.320 So be on the lookout 0.97

01:04:08.340 for shitty bad areas 0.95

01:04:10.780 and high, high oil leakage. 0.97

01:04:13.280 Exactly.

01:04:13.960 All right, let's move on.

01:04:14.800 Let's not get too down.

01:04:15.720 Let's not get too depressed.

01:04:16.660 Let's move on

01:04:17.020 to uplifting gold.

01:04:18.400 First clip of uplifting gold

01:04:19.660 is mosquitoes on a plane.

01:04:22.460 This is not very uplifting to me.

01:04:25.040 This plane was infested

01:04:26.440 with mosquitoes

01:04:27.200 and they sprayed him.

01:04:28.840 It was delayed more than two hours

01:04:35.400 because of mosquitoes. 0.94

01:04:37.860 Oh, my eyes.

01:04:38.840 Hold your head.

01:04:39.880 Oh, my eyes.

01:04:41.500 That's good.

01:04:42.380 Well, it's uplifting

01:04:43.560 because that's not us.

01:04:46.260 Yeah, we didn't get sucked

01:04:47.600 into a tube with mosquitoes

01:04:48.740 and then chemical spray.

01:04:50.020 Imagine getting stuck

01:04:50.820 on a plane with mosquitoes

01:04:52.340 and then they spray it

01:04:53.280 with chemicals.

01:04:54.440 That's, I'm happy

01:04:55.580 to have not had that experience.

01:04:57.600 There you go.

01:04:57.960 It's uplifting.

01:04:58.280 I actually had

01:04:59.080 not a similar experience

01:05:00.580 but I've been pretty sure

01:05:02.520 I'm getting bit on my legs

01:05:03.680 at the desk I work in

01:05:04.920 in the other room

01:05:06.880 so I had to get a bug catcher

01:05:08.560 for underneath the desk

01:05:09.560 and I'm like,

01:05:10.940 oh, I'm getting bit all day.

01:05:12.140 I'm like scratching.

01:05:12.880 I'm getting bit

01:05:13.520 but I don't see the bug

01:05:14.500 so I got the bug catcher.

01:05:15.520 I put it in

01:05:16.140 and I left it for two days

01:05:17.800 by my legs

01:05:18.700 and I checked the trap.

01:05:20.620 No bugs.

01:05:21.660 Really?

01:05:22.160 Yeah.

01:05:22.660 Is that how it works?

01:05:23.420 It traps them in 0.86

01:05:24.040 and then it kills them? 0.78

01:05:24.840 It traps them in, yeah.

01:05:26.120 So now I don't know

01:05:27.380 if it's even bugs

01:05:28.920 to begin with

01:05:29.660 or if I'm just feeling

01:05:30.760 the itchies

01:05:31.840 like a crazy person.

01:05:32.720 Oh, there are definitely bugs.

01:05:33.800 I mean, it's Florida, right?

01:05:35.380 But yeah,

01:05:36.300 so another,

01:05:37.660 what, how much was it?

01:05:39.920 It was like 40 bucks.

01:05:41.180 Another 40 bucks

01:05:41.800 wasted on Amazon for you?

01:05:42.980 No.

01:05:43.620 It was a good Amazon purchase

01:05:45.020 because it's always good

01:05:47.160 to have a bug catcher

01:05:48.160 get the mosquitoes 0.98

01:05:48.880 out of the house.

01:05:49.620 Okay, fair, fair.

01:05:50.720 All right, let's move on.

01:05:51.720 The news,

01:05:52.500 the news report joke.

01:05:54.720 Wait, Gavin Jason,

01:05:55.720 what weather might be

01:05:56.720 the story this weekend?

01:05:57.740 Yeah, this weekend

01:05:58.360 really is going to feel

01:05:59.840 not even like mid-October.

01:06:01.280 It's going to feel

01:06:02.020 like late October.

01:06:03.760 Dare I say even

01:06:04.660 the N-word word.

01:06:07.840 The November word.

01:06:09.140 The November word.

01:06:11.280 Oh, man, that's uplifting.

01:06:12.660 That's funny.

01:06:13.320 That guy just kind of

01:06:14.120 did a little improv

01:06:14.760 on the spot and 1.00

01:06:16.100 that's Donald Trump shit. 1.00

01:06:17.660 Don't say the N-word. 1.00

01:06:18.400 Don't say the N-word.

01:06:19.120 Don't say the N-word.

01:06:19.900 And he kind of did.

01:06:21.360 Yeah.

01:06:21.740 That's funny.

01:06:22.820 Let's go to the dump truck kid.

01:06:24.840 All right, little kid

01:06:25.720 with his John Deere.

01:06:36.620 Isn't that nice?

01:06:38.940 They help him.

01:06:40.080 He's helping them.

01:06:41.600 He loaded up the thing.

01:06:42.780 I'm going to send a phone.

01:06:44.100 Bye.

01:06:49.900 That's good stuff.

01:06:52.740 I think that's going to be

01:06:53.620 a next level millennial thing

01:06:55.340 that happens soon.

01:06:56.320 Like someone's going to create

01:06:57.280 a big dirt path

01:06:58.280 with an excavator

01:06:59.140 and a bulldozer

01:06:59.840 and let like people pay

01:07:00.980 a hundred bucks

01:07:01.520 to come drive them around

01:07:02.340 for a little bit.

01:07:03.020 That would be fun.

01:07:03.680 That seems like a next

01:07:04.740 that seems like something

01:07:05.700 that would happen.

01:07:06.580 Like a next iteration

01:07:07.700 of adult Legos or something.

01:07:09.080 Exactly.

01:07:09.680 Exactly.

01:07:10.240 And then the kids

01:07:10.840 would be like

01:07:11.220 make the soy face.

01:07:13.220 Yeah, yeah.

01:07:13.700 That's smart.

01:07:14.520 Yeah.

01:07:14.620 All right, last clip.

01:07:16.260 The grandparents

01:07:16.960 pay a visit.

01:07:19.260 Put it away.

01:07:20.500 No, I don't want it.

01:07:22.160 I don't want it.

01:07:22.800 Don't get a stand.

01:07:24.300 I don't want it.

01:07:26.000 You have to take it.

01:07:28.020 Why?

01:07:28.880 It's a salary

01:07:29.940 because you helped Papa.

01:07:32.200 Yeah, but Nanny. 1.00

01:07:33.200 We have to pay somebody.

01:07:35.460 Put this.

01:07:36.040 I'm not taking it.

01:07:37.680 Then I'm not going to

01:07:38.980 have you come over anymore.

01:07:40.340 Put that in your pocket 1.00

01:07:41.220 and shut your mouth. 0.99

01:07:42.260 I'm not taking it. 0.99

01:07:43.260 Take it.

01:07:43.780 I'm not taking it.

01:07:44.760 I'm not calling me.

01:07:45.740 If you don't take it,

01:07:46.700 I'm not calling you

01:07:47.380 anymore to help me.

01:07:49.280 He won't call you anymore.

01:07:51.180 I'm going to do it myself.

01:07:52.480 You take it.

01:07:53.920 Come on.

01:07:55.040 I gotta go.

01:07:57.020 If you don't take this,

01:07:58.180 you're not going to be

01:07:58.720 shopping with me anymore.

01:07:59.940 Fine, Hop.

01:08:00.600 Oh my God.

01:08:01.960 All right.

01:08:02.560 Thank you.

01:08:03.640 I love you.

01:08:04.420 Now I love you.

01:08:05.580 I'm so good to go.

01:08:06.600 I wasn't so sure.

01:08:09.000 That's nice.

01:08:09.800 I like that guy.

01:08:10.560 He's got a good voice.

01:08:11.720 Yeah.

01:08:12.060 Like usually old men, 1.00

01:08:13.200 they get a little more feeble.

01:08:14.520 They get a little more.

01:08:15.480 That's pure Americana.

01:08:16.780 That's grandparents forcing you

01:08:18.640 to take money

01:08:19.500 and you just trying to help

01:08:21.160 and then them really telling you,

01:08:23.280 you got to take the money

01:08:24.660 because they don't want

01:08:25.100 to be a burden.

01:08:25.900 Yeah.

01:08:26.240 And they got plenty of money.

01:08:27.480 Yeah.

01:08:27.960 I say take the money

01:08:29.060 from the grandparents.

01:08:29.840 Don't make it that awkward.

01:08:30.900 If they want to give a deal.

01:08:31.640 You got to do a little bit

01:08:31.760 of a fight though.

01:08:32.500 Of course.

01:08:32.980 Just respectfully got to put up

01:08:34.220 a little bit of a fight.

01:08:34.900 Of course.

01:08:35.400 Of course.

01:08:36.080 Well, that's the end of the episode.

01:08:37.100 Another Fluckus Talks in the books.

01:08:38.060 I didn't realize

01:08:38.920 that was the exact opposite

01:08:40.500 of the black women dating first date.

01:08:43.640 Yeah. 0.99

01:08:44.160 Trying to give you money

01:08:45.620 versus someone just trying 0.98

01:08:47.060 to cut your throat. 0.98

01:08:48.720 Yeah. 1.00

01:08:48.900 When that bill comes,

01:08:49.840 they don't go like reaching

01:08:51.400 into their wallet.

01:08:52.160 Yeah.

01:08:52.260 There's no,

01:08:52.800 oh, let me split it with you.

01:08:54.020 There's nothing.

01:08:54.800 You're buying.

01:08:55.380 Oh, it's so nice of you.

01:08:56.340 But they were never really

01:08:57.000 planning on splitting anyway.

01:08:58.060 It's always you ask me.

01:09:00.040 Yeah.

01:09:00.320 If I keep showing up like this,

01:09:02.860 am I not going to eat 48 oysters?

01:09:04.860 It's so weird being someone

01:09:06.360 who's hypersensitive,

01:09:07.600 not hypersensitive,

01:09:08.620 but just generally aware

01:09:10.180 of what's going on in the world

01:09:11.780 and aware of how you make

01:09:13.300 someone else feel

01:09:14.320 and aware of the social norms

01:09:17.100 and stuff like that.

01:09:18.200 Just see someone try to gut you.

01:09:20.420 Yeah.

01:09:20.840 You know what I mean?

01:09:21.980 It makes me sad.

01:09:23.440 And then you would do the date

01:09:24.820 and then be like, 0.99

01:09:25.620 damn, you just tried to gut me. 1.00

01:09:27.460 You tried to gut me. 1.00

01:09:29.240 I mean, I can't help you.

01:09:30.620 You're on your own.

01:09:31.520 You Uber home.

01:09:32.500 But then if you're like a guy

01:09:33.440 who has no other dates,

01:09:34.500 it's like better than no date

01:09:36.920 in their weak mind.

01:09:38.260 So then it's like,

01:09:39.000 then you become like almost used to it

01:09:41.020 and then you only go out with girls

01:09:42.160 who are going to gut you.

01:09:43.300 And it's basically prostitution, 1.00

01:09:45.140 but you don't get any sex. 0.96

01:09:47.200 Yeah. 0.98

01:09:47.460 The prostitution,

01:09:49.120 the return is like what?

01:09:50.240 You're seen in public

01:09:51.220 with a okay girl.

01:09:52.920 It's like the company.

01:09:54.240 Yeah.

01:09:55.180 Don't make no sense.

01:09:56.300 It's ugly, guys.

01:09:57.140 Protect yourself out there.

01:09:58.300 Yep.

01:09:58.740 Another bucket of talks in the books,

01:09:59.680 making sure you guys join us

01:10:02.280 for bonus land.

01:10:03.520 Bonus land is dropping right now.

01:10:05.180 We have a great bonus land

01:10:06.200 coming your way.

01:10:06.940 We do four hours of bonus content

01:10:09.140 a month on Fleckistalks.com.

01:10:11.120 So make sure you guys head over there

01:10:13.000 and join us for bonus land.

01:10:15.440 We're actually going to make fun 0.97

01:10:16.380 of middle-aged white guys

01:10:17.360 who are on the other opposite

01:10:18.580 end of the dating spectrum

01:10:20.020 and what they're up to.

01:10:21.560 So, yeah.

01:10:22.980 We'll see you there

01:10:23.880 and then we'll see you on Friday.

01:10:26.780 Another Fleckistalks of the books.

01:10:27.560 We'll see you at the next one.

01:10:29.540 You're joking.

01:10:30.580 Jack, you sent my chain to space?

01:10:32.700 Yeah, it's gone.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - October 17, 2023

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