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00:00:15.980 Welcome back to Flock of Socks, the podcast episode 115.

00:00:19.600 Today on the show, in housekeeping, we give you guys some updates on the Israel Hamas fighting.

00:00:25.040 And we also play a few rounds of Is It Racist?

00:00:28.000 Then, in Cringe of the Week, we show you the different ways parents handle their trans kids.

00:00:33.840 And in Urban Decay, we explain what per capita means, because some people don't seem to get it.

00:00:38.940 And on top of all that, we're giving you guys a chance to break a world record.

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00:02:25.320 We have some updates.

00:02:26.300 Israel Hamas stuff is obviously popping off.

00:02:28.740 Today is the day of terror that Hamas called for. 0.98

00:02:32.360 Head on a swivel.

00:02:33.360 Head on a swivel out there.

00:02:34.560 Yeah, definitely a day to keep your head on a swivel.

00:02:36.760 Well, I've noticed a lot of celebrities are chiming in on the situation in Israel, but

00:02:43.080 like no one really knows what they're talking about.

00:02:44.860 Of course.

00:02:45.380 So a lot of celebrities will post and then like delete their post five minutes later because

00:02:49.100 of all the bad comments on either side.

00:02:51.160 And then it's just kind of like it makes you realize like we don't really need to hear

00:02:54.800 from everyone.

00:02:56.340 And that's a common theme.

00:02:57.960 Not everyone needs to do everything.

00:02:59.840 You know, Matt Damon, he doesn't need to weigh in.

00:03:02.460 I mean, unless he wants to say like America, no intervention, then Matt Damon, you're free.

00:03:06.920 Yeah, exactly.

00:03:07.980 We don't need to hear from everyone. 1.00

00:03:09.600 If you're a stupid girl who thinks she's an influencer, we don't really need your half 1.00

00:03:13.780 baked opinion. 1.00

00:03:14.880 Guys follow you because you work out in your underwear and post pictures of it.

00:03:18.740 Yeah.

00:03:19.140 And you post an angle that you really know what you're doing with.

00:03:22.120 So let's let's stick to that.

00:03:23.780 No Israel Hamas, no Middle Eastern relations.

00:03:25.880 Exactly.

00:03:26.280 We don't really need to hear your international relations opinions on this ancient blood feud.

00:03:32.600 Exactly.

00:03:33.080 And that's what it is.

00:03:34.800 And people, you know, obviously, you know, obviously people talk about, oh, they did

00:03:40.100 this.

00:03:40.460 These are the atrocities.

00:03:41.520 And then that side is saying, well, these are the atrocities from last month.

00:03:45.940 And then the cycle continues.

00:03:47.860 And it's the Hatfields and McCoys. 0.85

00:03:49.860 It's yeah.

00:03:50.180 The cycle continues for a long time.

00:03:52.680 Thousands.

00:03:53.500 Yeah.

00:03:54.080 Thousands years.

00:03:55.020 Yeah, exactly.

00:03:55.880 And our take, which is the correct one.

00:03:57.500 Obviously, we're never going to warmonger.

00:03:59.460 We wish the best for the innocent people on both sides.

00:04:03.220 Terrorism and innocent killing is obviously bad.

00:04:05.480 And that's something we've seen.

00:04:06.360 That's always bad.

00:04:07.460 Other than that, I'm not really involved.

00:04:10.240 It's kind of how I'm seeing it.

00:04:11.520 Exactly.

00:04:11.700 We have our own Hamas back home. 1.00

00:04:13.300 People that want us dead.

00:04:14.620 We also literally have Hamas here. 0.97

00:04:16.640 Yeah.

00:04:17.160 In the United States.

00:04:18.060 So we have our own things to worry about.

00:04:20.080 They're about they're a finger snap away from going global with whatever they want to do.

00:04:23.540 And we'll see.

00:04:24.040 The release of this episode is 11 a.m.

00:04:26.140 We'll see what happens on the day of terror.

00:04:28.020 Yeah.

00:04:28.180 Same with Russia, Ukraine.

00:04:29.460 Not our fight.

00:04:30.400 Not not really not really involved.

00:04:32.180 And, you know, exactly.

00:04:33.080 And we're consistent with that.

00:04:34.400 And, you know, Dan Crenshaw talks about like, oh, our allies, we need to support our allies and stuff like that.

00:04:40.500 And technically, he's right in an international relations standpoint.

00:04:44.980 Like America needs to show strength.

00:04:46.660 We need to do this. 0.95

00:04:47.420 It's like not when inflation is fucking this bad, not when the borders wide open. 0.88

00:04:51.660 There's kind of an order of operations here. 0.84

00:04:53.680 And I'm not really worried about exuding American strength on the international stage when a used car is 30 grand.

00:04:59.500 Yeah.

00:04:59.800 You know what I mean?

00:05:00.320 It's called we got some other stuff going on.

00:05:02.280 Exactly.

00:05:02.820 And it's like, oh, dude, if we were drilling our own oil and we were richer than ever and the price of a hot dog everywhere was what it was at Costco.

00:05:11.500 All right.

00:05:11.980 Run a run a few ships in the Mediterranean.

00:05:13.820 Who else can we help?

00:05:14.700 Yeah, exactly.

00:05:15.680 But and then also in terms of that, we need to show American allies how strong we are.

00:05:21.340 Imagine if you borrowed 20 bucks from me and it's like we're a we're a $20 borrow ally.

00:05:26.440 And but every time you borrow 20 bucks from me and I haven't asked you one time.

00:05:31.400 Is that great?

00:05:32.260 Is that great?

00:05:33.120 Sounds like a one way street.

00:05:34.700 You know.

00:05:35.480 Yeah.

00:05:35.920 It is what it is.

00:05:36.620 Keep in mind, too, also in these areas, the IQ levels, like I think the Palestinian IQ average is like 70 or 65, which is worse than Forrest Gump. 1.00

00:05:47.380 So something to keep in mind.

00:05:48.720 It's not it's not the same as here.

00:05:51.780 You know, it's a far ways away and we should keep it that way.

00:05:56.100 And also keep in mind the deep state wants World War three really bad.

00:06:00.000 So I think that's kind of what they're going to try and escalate this to.

00:06:03.520 And to get everyone on board for a World War, World War three, they're probably going to need to nuke us. 0.95

00:06:09.920 I actually they're going to probably use some sort of nuke.

00:06:12.240 Yeah, I don't know.

00:06:13.340 And this is we've had this talk.

00:06:14.620 I actually disagree with you.

00:06:15.860 I think the deep state wants to sell a record number of missiles.

00:06:19.780 They don't want nuclear war. 0.99

00:06:21.280 Nobody wants nuclear war and uncertainty and retaliatory shit. 0.99

00:06:24.320 But they want to sell a lot of 100K missiles. 0.99

00:06:27.760 That's my take.

00:06:28.640 I take it a little further where I think they want World War three so they can cancel the 2024 election.

00:06:34.960 Yeah.

00:06:35.600 Cernovich had a good tweet about what's going on.

00:06:37.900 That kind of sums up our view, too.

00:06:39.840 He said the left spent the weekend finding ways to support Hamas.

00:06:43.020 The right had a difficult and nuanced conversation of eradicating terrorism while not harming innocents.

00:06:47.800 Not hard to see the evil and good at work.

00:06:50.680 Left is too far gone.

00:06:51.820 We must take power for humanity.

00:06:53.880 I agree with that.

00:06:54.720 And then Chicago BLM posted, I guess, in solidarity with the Palestinians.

00:07:00.420 But then they posted the picture of the hand glider, which was like the terrorist attack.

00:07:04.420 Yeah.

00:07:04.980 That's not the correct.

00:07:08.080 That's not the Palestinians. 1.00

00:07:09.480 That's not the correct take.

00:07:10.400 But that's their take, you know.

00:07:12.020 And that's the whole point.

00:07:13.040 I like it because it's a true mask off moment, you know.

00:07:17.360 And you have the guys, the previous Jewish supporters of BLM who are like, what?

00:07:22.960 I will never support BLM ever again.

00:07:25.380 So I could have told you that they were.

00:07:27.840 What did you think decolonizing meant?

00:07:29.740 You know, that's the whole point.

00:07:31.080 Yeah.

00:07:31.200 We do have that before and after from that guy.

00:07:33.340 Yeah.

00:07:33.840 And it says, I will never stop saying Black Lives Matter.

00:07:36.380 And might even get a shirt myself.

00:07:38.180 Might even get a shirt myself. 1.00

00:07:39.440 And then, fuck them. 1.00

00:07:40.500 Maybe the right was right about Black Lives Matter. 1.00

00:07:43.380 Yeah.

00:07:43.640 It's easy to be consistent, you know.

00:07:46.040 And yeah, exactly.

00:07:47.600 And then there was another tweet, too, right there.

00:07:49.580 What does that say?

00:07:50.940 You're making me read this?

00:07:52.140 You're the one who put this in here.

00:07:53.240 Well, what does it say? 0.99

00:07:54.220 The tiny voice that says Jews do seem to control a lot of industry slash power is the same voice that says Black people do seem to commit more crimes. 0.99

00:08:02.860 And Muslim people do seem to commit more terrorist acts. 1.00

00:08:05.640 If you knew the last two are bullshit, please acknowledge the first is two. 1.00

00:08:10.440 All right. 0.99

00:08:11.140 Well, let's not get too far into that one.

00:08:16.060 We can skip that one.

00:08:16.840 Let's just move on.

00:08:17.720 Yeah.

00:08:18.040 Let's move on to the border, which is kind of related.

00:08:22.080 Put me into the reading chair.

00:08:24.520 All right.

00:08:24.900 I should have let you stutter over that.

00:08:27.060 I don't know what that last tweet even meant.

00:08:29.640 I didn't fully digest it.

00:08:30.980 I have a 70 IQ.

00:08:32.180 I'm from Palestine.

00:08:33.420 All right.

00:08:33.620 Let's move on.

00:08:34.260 All right.

00:08:35.020 We have a border update.

00:08:36.060 Obviously, a lot of migrants are here illegally still.

00:08:39.100 Millions and millions.

00:08:40.520 And there was an update that was given from this guy on, I think, Twitter.

00:08:44.440 What does it say?

00:08:45.380 Yeah.

00:08:45.740 This is from Chicago.

00:08:46.780 So we've obviously covered Terminal 4 in O'Hare and all the migrants who are sleeping at literal police stations. 0.96

00:08:53.360 So this guy said, just an FYI for those around the CPD stations that are housing migrants.

00:08:58.200 Instead of hanging on corners asking for money, they are now roaming the neighborhoods.

00:09:02.320 I was walked up on this afternoon.

00:09:04.820 There are folks saying they are knocking on doors asking for money and goods.

00:09:08.980 Yeah.

00:09:10.140 So that's not a good sign.

00:09:11.400 A lot of people come here and they have no ways of making money.

00:09:13.860 They have no plan. 0.98

00:09:14.680 And they come from third world countries where they do third world shit, which is why I've 1.00

00:09:19.000 been telling my family and close friends, it's time to be prepared. 0.98

00:09:23.120 Home invasions, I think, are going to be going up. 0.99

00:09:25.580 Petty crimes, robbery, brazen, middle of the day type shit is going to keep going up. 0.98

00:09:29.920 Yeah. 0.98

00:09:30.360 It's time to have some self-defense stuff prepared at home.

00:09:33.980 Get a gun.

00:09:34.820 And then also, yeah, they actually can go door to door, but that's Halloween.

00:09:39.440 So they got to wait for that. 0.99

00:09:40.720 Nobody's just going to give you food or shit. 0.98

00:09:43.280 Exactly. 0.97

00:09:43.820 And Bill Malusian had a nice update, too, about special interest people apprehended.

00:09:47.580 Yeah, new internal CBP data provided and confirmed by CBP sources reveals that thousands of special

00:09:54.840 interest aliens from mostly Middle Eastern countries have been apprehended by border patrol

00:09:59.200 while crossing into the U.S. illegally over the last two years.

00:10:03.160 Syria, 538.

00:10:05.620 Yemen, you know Yemen, 139.

00:10:08.480 Iraq, 123.

00:10:09.980 Afghanistan, crazy numbers, 6,000. 0.95

00:10:13.560 Lebanon, 164.

00:10:14.760 Egypt, Pakistan, Mauritania.

00:10:17.640 Uzbekistan, Turkey.

00:10:18.720 Turkey, 30,000.

00:10:20.540 Turkey.

00:10:21.480 The Turks. 0.84

00:10:22.180 And these are the last two years.

00:10:23.600 These are special interest people, and that's who's been apprehended and caught.

00:10:26.920 How many people do you think got in?

00:10:28.260 I think probably the same amount, if not more, have gotten in.

00:10:30.880 I think iceberg theory.

00:10:32.380 You see the top 10% only.

00:10:34.300 So extrapolating, 300K from Turkey are here.

00:10:36.800 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:38.140 And there was a tweet about the FBI watch list and who's on it.

00:10:41.160 It says, guess which one is on the FBI watch list?

00:10:43.680 The Meemaw from January 6th.

00:10:46.160 And then we got some guys here with the masks supporting Hamas.

00:10:50.380 The masked Palestinian slash Eagles fan. 0.80

00:10:52.940 Yeah, Eagles fans.

00:10:54.220 Go birds.

00:10:56.420 And then Ann Coulter had a good tweet that kind of summed up what's going on, too.

00:10:59.680 It says, when Muslims in Canada drove their trucks through the streets celebrating the 0.70

00:11:03.440 slaughter in Israel, you figure Justin Trudeau froze any of their bank accounts?

00:11:08.040 Or no?

00:11:08.660 He did all the freezing for the truckers.

00:11:10.300 Nope.

00:11:10.800 Who wanted, you know, just to...

00:11:12.880 Not to be forced vaccinated and lose their jobs?

00:11:15.240 Yeah.

00:11:15.680 Exactly.

00:11:16.720 So that's what's going on.

00:11:18.540 Let's move on.

00:11:19.820 You ready to move on?

00:11:21.080 Yeah.

00:11:21.360 We have a new poll out of Pennsylvania that shows Trump has a massive lead.

00:11:26.440 I think about 10 points.

00:11:27.480 Can you give that a read?

00:11:28.220 Yeah.

00:11:29.100 Emerson has Trump at plus nine in Pennsylvania.

00:11:31.300 But how legit is it?

00:11:32.940 Looking at the cross tabs, I can see it says 18 to 24-year-olds.

00:11:36.000 This is from Nuance, bro.

00:11:37.360 18 to 24-year-olds vote Trump over Biden by 10 points.

00:11:40.780 Do we think Zoomers are this conservative in PA? 1.00

00:11:43.140 It's possible.

00:11:44.360 Other point is we see Biden vote amongst Blacks only at around 60%.

00:11:49.400 It will certainly be higher for this.

00:11:51.300 So I actually agree with both of his assessments there.

00:11:53.740 Like, I don't know if Zoomers are going to be that high. 0.99

00:11:56.060 And I don't know if Blacks will either. 1.00

00:11:58.280 But higher than expected, which is why they need World War III to avoid the election.

00:12:05.280 Right?

00:12:06.680 No.

00:12:07.240 I already told you.

00:12:08.220 I disagree with you on that.

00:12:09.240 They want to sell missiles.

00:12:10.260 They want their friends who donate to them so that they can get elected.

00:12:14.140 Lockheed Martin, General Dynamics, all those.

00:12:16.720 The guys who make the dog robots.

00:12:18.640 Money goes up.

00:12:19.340 Boston Dynamics.

00:12:20.200 They want to sell a lot of high-end missiles is what I think.

00:12:24.080 All right.

00:12:24.660 So we disagree, but hopefully none of us are right.

00:12:28.280 Yeah.

00:12:28.640 Everything goes back to normal.

00:12:30.040 I think I'm already right.

00:12:31.460 Like, that's what's going to happen.

00:12:33.000 But I don't know.

00:12:33.940 Who knows?

00:12:34.700 We'll see what happens.

00:12:35.540 Yeah.

00:12:35.700 It's 50-50 between us.

00:12:37.160 Nuclear war ending, election suspended, or a lot of missiles lining pockets, same old

00:12:42.280 continuation that we've seen.

00:12:43.920 It's basically 50-50.

00:12:45.080 Basically 50-50.

00:12:46.600 All right.

00:12:47.020 Let's use this opportunity to tickle the post. 0.86

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00:12:50.200 You guys have been so good.

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00:13:00.440 Talk a little shit to someone. 1.00

00:13:01.440 Start a fight in the comments section. 1.00

00:13:02.980 Give us 80 replies back and forth.

00:13:05.000 Yeah.

00:13:05.100 Get into a fight.

00:13:06.180 Slander someone. 0.97

00:13:07.000 All right.

00:13:07.400 We are in our doppel section.

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00:13:27.480 Hashtag make a play.

00:13:29.940 We got, is that me?

00:13:31.660 That's you and some sort of advertisement on YouTube.

00:13:34.960 Is that really me?

00:13:35.940 Yeah, that is really you.

00:13:37.260 And then this one's you too.

00:13:38.500 No, no.

00:13:38.840 That one's you.

00:13:39.700 I put that in.

00:13:41.140 Man breaks into Burger King and drinks gallons of deep frying oil.

00:13:45.180 Wow.

00:13:45.760 I've seen you do that.

00:13:46.780 I think I've seen you do that.

00:13:47.740 That's why you've been so greasy on the show.

00:13:49.500 All the oil's coming out.

00:13:51.460 All right.

00:13:51.680 Here's me again.

00:13:52.880 Latino.

00:13:53.640 Angel Molina.

00:13:55.360 Here's you again, again.

00:13:56.740 I'm a woman with a beard.

00:13:58.200 Yeah, that does kind of look like me.

00:14:00.500 Is this someone doing AI with you?

00:14:02.020 I hope not.

00:14:03.080 Big, looks like I got hatched from a big bird egg.

00:14:05.900 That doesn't look like me.

00:14:07.840 That looks like me.

00:14:08.760 This guy on the hinge.

00:14:10.100 Yeah, Bumble or something.

00:14:11.180 That does look like me.

00:14:12.080 Yeah.

00:14:12.460 I wish I looked like that guy.

00:14:13.720 I know.

00:14:14.200 That shows you what it could be.

00:14:16.000 And then what do we have?

00:14:17.440 A couple more.

00:14:18.580 Oh, yeah.

00:14:20.380 The Pakistani Hulk. 0.97

00:14:21.780 The strongest man in the world, Pakistani Hulk. 1.00

00:14:24.720 He moves cars.

00:14:25.700 He picks stuff up.

00:14:27.760 He arm wrestles three men at once.

00:14:31.040 He picks people up like they weigh nothing.

00:14:32.800 That's me.

00:14:33.580 And then here's another Middle Eastern one of you.

00:14:35.600 Yeah, there's me playing guitar in my costume.

00:14:38.360 Yeah, that's the Hamas Memorial Fundraiser concert.

00:14:41.620 Oh.

00:14:42.600 And here's you.

00:14:43.840 Yeah.

00:14:44.440 There you go.

00:14:45.080 There's you with your glasses.

00:14:46.220 Trying to pass.

00:14:46.720 You're just trying to pass.

00:14:47.540 Same glasses.

00:14:48.020 What can I do to pass?

00:14:49.340 All right.

00:14:49.820 Now we're in shout outs.

00:14:51.200 We have a lot of shout outs to get to.

00:14:53.380 We had a pumpkin carver.

00:14:55.480 Ashley carved a pumpkin for us.

00:14:58.340 And we also want to shout out her husband, Nick.

00:15:00.920 Happy 37th birthday to him.

00:15:03.220 We also had a wedding shout out.

00:15:05.640 I'm not ready to move on from the pumpkin.

00:15:07.840 That's pretty good.

00:15:08.560 The pumpkin is crazy.

00:15:09.700 Best new podcast of all time.

00:15:11.400 It looks like, that looks like really me and really you.

00:15:13.580 I know. 0.75

00:15:14.640 Crazy.

00:15:14.900 That's really impressive.

00:15:15.720 Yeah, let's slow down on the shout outs.

00:15:17.040 I'm going too fast.

00:15:19.260 Well, just for the pumpkin.

00:15:20.600 Some of these.

00:15:21.340 Yeah.

00:15:21.600 Some of these, a couple of rock kicks, you know, whatever.

00:15:24.880 We can speed through them.

00:15:26.060 All right.

00:15:26.300 We have some birthday shout outs.

00:15:27.920 Shout out to Tommy.

00:15:29.100 His birthday is today.

00:15:31.780 That's him with his dogs in our merch.

00:15:34.100 The Fluggist Talks Burger King shirt.

00:15:35.600 Mark.

00:15:36.160 Happy birthday to Danny Woods.

00:15:37.820 His birthday is on the 15th.

00:15:39.300 Happy birthday to Christopher.

00:15:41.240 Your fiance, Christina, made this happen.

00:15:43.860 His is on the 15th too.

00:15:45.680 Happy birthday to Olivia.

00:15:46.920 We missed it on September 26th.

00:15:48.400 And congrats on being pregnant. 0.90

00:15:50.720 Congrats to Rob and Penny.

00:15:52.180 They're getting married today.

00:15:53.380 A lot of people getting married this weekend.

00:15:55.500 Yeah.

00:15:55.920 Very respected.

00:15:57.580 This counts as a gift from Steven.

00:15:59.380 The shout out counts as his wedding gift for Rob and Penny.

00:16:02.660 Shout out to Jordy as well.

00:16:04.420 Congrats on your engagement to Aaron.

00:16:06.940 You guys are show watchers.

00:16:08.320 Couples that watch the show stay together.

00:16:10.880 We are in the background of this company's meeting during a PowerPoint presentation.

00:16:15.680 This one I want to know more about.

00:16:17.220 Somebody put this on.

00:16:18.640 You sent this to me and I go, yo.

00:16:21.180 Like I ran over and I said, yo, where is this?

00:16:24.260 What are they doing?

00:16:25.940 Tell me more.

00:16:26.840 And he was like, oh, I don't know.

00:16:27.860 I didn't ask.

00:16:28.620 It's like a company.

00:16:29.840 Give me intel.

00:16:31.020 What happened?

00:16:31.700 Who sent this?

00:16:32.820 I don't know.

00:16:33.640 It's a company presentation.

00:16:35.680 And we're in it somehow.

00:16:37.220 We're in it.

00:16:37.480 These are real one, two, three, four, five, six people watching this.

00:16:41.520 Those are like old people too. 0.76

00:16:43.380 Those are like serious business adults.

00:16:45.140 So please, I need to know more.

00:16:46.540 Fleckis didn't give me any intel on that.

00:16:48.680 DM me.

00:16:49.420 DM Richard.

00:16:50.100 Tell them what happened.

00:16:51.500 Byron and Britt Graham got married today.

00:16:54.060 Shout out to them.

00:16:54.860 They watched the show.

00:16:56.140 Katie and Ashton got married.

00:16:57.700 And here's Katie watching the show while she gets ready in her outfit. 1.00

00:17:01.880 So nice.

00:17:02.880 Very nice.

00:17:03.380 We have someone watching the show on their refrigerator.

00:17:06.280 That one was fascinating.

00:17:07.700 I like that one.

00:17:08.300 Pretty cool.

00:17:08.980 And then we have a guy who's doing a name reveal for his baby.

00:17:13.520 And they had their names presented on three different hats.

00:17:17.260 And one of the hats is Snarf Snarf.

00:17:20.100 So there's a chance they named their baby Snarf Snarf.

00:17:23.200 So yeah, the other names are Lincoln, Joshua, or Snarf Snarf O'Banion.

00:17:29.680 Thank you.

00:17:30.460 So we're hoping for that.

00:17:33.620 And then we also had a wedding for best man speech.

00:17:37.600 Best new couple of all time.

00:17:39.180 Let this play.

00:17:40.380 I'm excited to introduce Karen and Everett.

00:17:44.440 The greatest new couple of all time.

00:17:46.220 Woo! 0.99

00:17:47.680 The greatest new couple of all time.

00:17:51.300 He said they got a bit of housekeeping.

00:17:54.300 All right.

00:17:54.620 So congrats to them on your wedding.

00:17:56.880 Congrats to Everett.

00:17:58.220 He's the one who got married.

00:18:00.460 And thank you to Trent.

00:18:02.220 That was Trent who shouted us out.

00:18:03.800 That was Trent and Everett.

00:18:04.640 And then we also have some rock kicks, which we have every week.

00:18:08.260 So we have some people kicking rocks over here.

00:18:10.700 Thank you guys for sending that in.

00:18:12.740 And then we also have a drywall shout out.

00:18:15.500 People are putting the show on their drywall and in their interior of their house.

00:18:20.100 Just in any sort of construction projects.

00:18:22.340 Then it gets covered up and then someone redoes your bathroom in 30 years. 0.99

00:18:25.660 And they go, what the fuck? 1.00

00:18:27.320 Those two guys are dead now. 1.00

00:18:28.600 Those podcasters are dead.

00:18:30.920 Yeah.

00:18:31.480 All right.

00:18:32.020 Let's move on.

00:18:33.100 We are close.

00:18:34.140 As you guys know.

00:18:35.100 Hey, shout outs are getting out of hand.

00:18:36.520 People are starting to say, and everyone's got a birthday.

00:18:39.020 Everyone's got a wedding.

00:18:40.400 I think we're going to have to maybe even press time out.

00:18:43.660 Not time out, but like.

00:18:45.140 You got to bring it.

00:18:45.820 You got to show me a video.

00:18:46.860 The pumpkin.

00:18:47.500 Hey, the pumpkin and the wedding speech guy.

00:18:49.400 They're up here.

00:18:51.020 Everybody else.

00:18:51.880 Right on the drywall.

00:18:53.080 Yeah.

00:18:53.320 You're up there too.

00:18:54.020 That's permanent.

00:18:54.500 You're right here.

00:18:55.060 You're not a pumpkin carver.

00:18:55.980 You're not like that, but you know, all right.

00:18:58.060 I just wanted to get that off my chest.

00:18:59.180 Happy birthday to everyone else.

00:19:00.500 Okay.

00:19:01.280 Oh, and happy birthday to Typical Liberal.

00:19:03.380 Typical Liberal.

00:19:04.300 His birthday as well.

00:19:05.340 Big Instagram account.

00:19:06.220 Great friend of us.

00:19:07.160 Great friend of the show.

00:19:08.440 Coming up soon.

00:19:09.240 I won't tell which date exactly, but it's coming up soon.

00:19:11.620 We don't want to dox them.

00:19:12.980 All right.

00:19:13.520 As you guys know, we are always trying to name things snarf snarf on the show.

00:19:17.020 Whenever there's an opportunity with like a public contest to name stuff.

00:19:20.180 I'm not going to say what, but we are very close on one of them.

00:19:23.420 Oh, and I think we're going to have an announcement by Tuesday's episode.

00:19:27.200 Okay.

00:19:27.820 The possum?

00:19:28.960 No.

00:19:29.700 Okay.

00:19:30.100 It's a mascot for a stadium.

00:19:32.360 Oh.

00:19:32.640 Let's get into some fun stuff.

00:19:34.560 This is page four of housekeeping.

00:19:36.740 So this is where my favorite stuff is going to be living.

00:19:39.220 The horse lady before and after.

00:19:41.160 Let's get that going.

00:19:43.080 So this lady is singing national anthem on the horse. 0.70

00:19:46.840 And some guy's trying to help her because he thinks the horse is getting out of hand.

00:19:49.900 At the twilight's last.

00:19:52.620 Grabs the reins.

00:19:55.920 She's saying, no, thank you.

00:19:57.200 I don't need help.

00:19:59.960 And then there's her getting carted off to go in an ambulance. 0.98

00:20:05.320 So I guess you maybe did need help.

00:20:08.860 Santa Clara.

00:20:09.740 Yeah.

00:20:10.060 If you don't got it, you don't got it.

00:20:11.620 Yeah.

00:20:12.020 If you need help, you need help.

00:20:13.420 Yeah.

00:20:13.800 Don't be a feminist about it. 1.00

00:20:15.420 Exactly.

00:20:16.240 All right.

00:20:16.600 First things first, sandwich of fall.

00:20:19.360 Everyone's getting mad at the French dip idea.

00:20:21.840 Some people like the French dip idea.

00:20:23.440 Who got mad at it?

00:20:24.200 People are saying French dip.

00:20:25.520 Oh, it's not American. 0.70

00:20:28.000 They don't like French dip.

00:20:29.220 And then we talked about Reuben's last week.

00:20:30.800 But then I said, you know, it can't be on rye and I barely like Swiss cheese.

00:20:34.980 So people are saying do Reuben's anyway.

00:20:36.960 I can't get behind it.

00:20:38.440 A lot of people are saying Thanksgiving sandwich would be good.

00:20:42.160 Yeah.

00:20:42.420 Cranberry, turkey, cranberry type.

00:20:43.920 Yeah, but I don't like that because I think it'll desensitize us to Thanksgiving.

00:20:48.000 Yeah.

00:20:48.420 So we're not going to do that.

00:20:49.520 I want to float the idea of bread and butter.

00:20:52.120 No?

00:20:54.020 That's unlike you.

00:20:54.820 Well, that's it.

00:20:55.440 That's like you.

00:20:56.180 Yeah.

00:20:56.640 But it's not really a sandwich.

00:20:58.220 So I don't know.

00:20:58.840 All right.

00:20:59.080 So we'll decide by next week.

00:21:00.980 Keep getting your ideas in.

00:21:02.240 Keep tagging us.

00:21:02.980 This is the last week for submissions.

00:21:04.660 Well, we're punting to next Friday and we'll get it figured out by then.

00:21:08.020 All right.

00:21:08.300 Let's go to the bills goes to collections meme.

00:21:10.720 This is posted by Chinese Donut Boy.

00:21:12.180 As soon as a bill goes to collections, it's not your problem anymore.

00:21:15.520 There's a guy in a suit whose job it is to ask you for $100. 0.94

00:21:18.980 He went to law school to learn how to be a bum. 0.66

00:21:21.360 You're a winner. 0.88

00:21:22.460 You don't talk to people like that anymore.

00:21:24.440 Go buy a sandwich.

00:21:25.600 That's what I like to hear.

00:21:26.660 Yeah.

00:21:27.240 That makes a lot of sense.

00:21:28.360 It's not your problem.

00:21:29.140 And that was posted by Chinese Donut Boy, who is my literal brother and also 2,000 away

00:21:35.140 from 100K.

00:21:36.960 So he's my brother, which means he's your guys' brother too.

00:21:40.060 Go make sure you follow him on Instagram.

00:21:42.260 He's tagged in the description.

00:21:43.980 All right.

00:21:44.340 World Record Muffin Eater. 1.00

00:21:46.620 Another piece of shit from Guinness Book of World Records. 1.00

00:21:48.980 This was posted by Guinness Book of World Records Instagram. 1.00

00:21:54.280 This is the same girl we showed before.

00:21:56.080 So that's the world record for fastest muffin eating.

00:22:11.960 15 seconds.

00:22:13.820 Guys, please go beat that. 0.99

00:22:16.740 I'm not going to do it myself because it's too embarrassing to disrespect myself and eat 1.00

00:22:21.440 a muffin like a fat fuck crazy guy. 1.00

00:22:23.680 Just inhale it. 1.00

00:22:24.260 Yeah.

00:22:24.560 You do that in private.

00:22:25.600 You keep it private.

00:22:26.440 It's 20 seconds.

00:22:27.300 You don't rush.

00:22:27.920 You got to keep a difference between personal and private life.

00:22:30.660 Exactly.

00:22:31.980 But you guys can easily beat that.

00:22:34.260 And if you want to do a timer, do it.

00:22:36.260 If you want us to add the timer in post, we can do it too.

00:22:39.160 Please beat the 15 second muffin eating record and tag us.

00:22:42.560 Also, what's the standard muffin size?

00:22:44.640 Like what are we doing here?

00:22:46.860 Guinness is scraping the bottom of their barrel.

00:22:48.640 They're like, what else can we squeeze out of this?

00:22:50.600 15 seconds and it's a girl and she ate it like that. 0.75

00:22:53.700 Guys, put the muffin in front of you.

00:22:55.660 Ready, set, go.

00:22:56.680 You take the muffin.

00:22:57.660 You crunch it into a ball and you swallow it.

00:23:00.860 Six seconds.

00:23:01.820 Yeah.

00:23:02.380 So please tag us in that.

00:23:04.060 We'll repost you and let's get some world record show watchers.

00:23:08.140 All right.

00:23:08.720 Let's move on.

00:23:09.580 Bigfoot got spotted in Colorado maybe.

00:23:13.740 A train was going by and they saw this.

00:23:16.000 He squats down.

00:23:20.680 Yeah, let me see your camera.

00:23:22.020 I'll do it.

00:23:24.420 That's good.

00:23:25.300 It's just a guy in a ghillie suit. 0.89

00:23:26.700 Yeah.

00:23:27.100 It looks like a guy in a squatch costume. 0.61

00:23:29.960 Yeah.

00:23:30.500 So it looks like a squatch.

00:23:33.520 I don't think it's a real, I don't think it's a real squatch.

00:23:37.080 Okay.

00:23:37.820 So you wasted all of our time with that?

00:23:39.840 Well, I need to let.

00:23:40.440 I thought you were going to go schizo and I had to balance you out. 1.00

00:23:42.340 No, no.

00:23:43.320 That's just either a squatch or a guy in a squatch costume. 0.58

00:23:46.260 Oh, okay.

00:23:47.460 Okay.

00:23:48.420 But I know everyone needs to know this kind of stuff because when these types of things

00:23:51.460 happen, like Tucker's not going to show that.

00:23:53.780 And then in a month from now, they go, oh, we found a squatch.

00:23:56.120 And it's like, oh, from where?

00:23:57.500 And then they show this clip.

00:23:58.780 Saw it here first.

00:23:59.620 Hey, for me personally, to believe in a squatch, I'm Bane.

00:24:04.200 So show me his body.

00:24:05.520 Show me the body.

00:24:06.380 I want to see him on the table.

00:24:07.740 I want to see him medically, you know.

00:24:09.720 All right.

00:24:10.080 Last week on the show, we talked about that prompt where you type in a random thing and

00:24:14.940 then say, is it racist into Google?

00:24:16.800 And we had some really good ones.

00:24:18.740 Let's just rip through some of the highlights.

00:24:20.800 Okay.

00:24:21.920 Babies.

00:24:22.460 Are babies racist?

00:24:23.600 Science says everyone's a little bit racist, even babies.

00:24:27.420 Tainted treats, racism, and the rise of big candy. 0.97

00:24:30.780 Candy is racist. 0.98

00:24:31.960 Candy is racist. 0.98

00:24:33.280 Is ceviche racist? 0.85

00:24:34.700 This is just from a fan of the show.

00:24:36.080 I don't think we got conclusive evidence.

00:24:37.580 I don't think anybody's-

00:24:38.500 So ceviche is still, jury's still out on ceviche.

00:24:40.080 Ceviche is clean.

00:24:41.760 Dessert.

00:24:42.260 Is ordering dessert racist?

00:24:43.960 How food deserts are inextricably linked to racism in America.

00:24:49.460 So that's, Google took the typo and they said one letter off.

00:24:53.520 So food deserts instead of dessert.

00:24:55.420 Yeah.

00:24:55.900 But then Vice came in with eating these foods might make you racist.

00:24:59.780 That might be key lime pie or something.

00:25:02.120 Dogs are racist. 0.90

00:25:03.320 Systemic racism in the dog community. 0.99

00:25:05.460 Gardening is racist.

00:25:07.340 The article just says gardening is racist.

00:25:09.720 The title.

00:25:10.340 That's it.

00:25:10.940 So thank you for that.

00:25:12.960 Is hard work racist?

00:25:14.360 The Smithsonian Institute explains that rationality and hard work are racist.

00:25:19.420 Is food racist?

00:25:20.620 So there's multiple angles here.

00:25:23.300 Yes.

00:25:23.960 The answer was yes there.

00:25:26.240 Passports have long been silent tools of racist discrimination.

00:25:31.240 Underwear is racist.

00:25:33.260 Bananas are racist.

00:25:34.980 Of course. 0.94

00:25:35.260 Pooping is racist.

00:25:37.960 Now, this is kind of, is pooping racist?

00:25:40.740 It didn't.

00:25:41.360 Guys, people were sending in screenshots asking the question and then there wasn't an article

00:25:44.980 that confirmed it.

00:25:46.360 Pooping is not racist.

00:25:47.360 You kind of missed the prompt.

00:25:48.400 Yeah.

00:25:48.560 So pooping was not racist.

00:25:49.820 Unless someone can find me an article.

00:25:51.580 Is playing tennis racist?

00:25:52.800 I'd say yes based on those articles.

00:26:10.640 Yeah.

00:26:11.560 Sleep.

00:26:12.620 The sleep gap between white and black Americans causes racial. 0.97

00:26:16.040 Racist. 0.97

00:26:16.660 Yeah. 0.85

00:26:17.780 The racist history of toilets in America. 0.88

00:26:20.640 Racist. 0.96

00:26:21.920 Racist trees. 0.95

00:26:23.540 Are trees racist?

00:26:24.660 Yes, there are racist trees. 0.98

00:26:26.200 They usually separate white from black people. 0.95

00:26:29.560 And then here's the finishing piece. 0.56

00:26:32.380 The last thing that's racist.

00:26:34.520 Why being not racist is racist. 0.69

00:26:38.300 So you might as well just be racist, guys.

00:26:40.360 Yeah. 0.94

00:26:40.660 Good luck out there in the minefield.

00:26:42.300 If not being racist is racist, then you might as well throw everything out, you know?

00:26:47.040 Yeah.

00:26:47.680 All right.

00:26:48.280 So there's the nice section of is it racist?

00:26:50.600 Yeah.

00:26:51.480 Tough.

00:26:51.640 I guess everything is.

00:26:52.900 All right.

00:26:53.220 I'm going to bring you guys into a little inside joke we have here on the show.

00:26:57.140 Oh, okay.

00:26:57.900 At night before the release, Richard Rappoy and I meet and we go over thumbnails.

00:27:03.220 Oh.

00:27:03.540 We build the thumbnail.

00:27:04.480 Oh.

00:27:05.880 So for the last month, there's like that episode, like five episodes. 0.98

00:27:10.360 A couple of years ago where I described how to clean shit out of a urinal. 0.98

00:27:14.160 Oh. 0.99

00:27:14.980 And it was like disgusting, right? 1.00

00:27:16.400 It was a stupid bit. 1.00

00:27:17.340 It was fun, but it was gross. 0.99

00:27:19.460 So every night, because Rappoy and I, like we don't dread it, but it is like the final

00:27:23.300 thing we have to do is like make a thumbnail.

00:27:25.220 And sometimes we don't feel like doing it.

00:27:26.480 And it makes a big difference on the algorithm.

00:27:28.600 And it's like, you need something snappy and like quick, you know, like phrasing wise,

00:27:33.700 you need a clean title and then a perfect image, you know, usually higher def performs

00:27:37.940 well.

00:27:38.400 And you need something that fits in the middle of us.

00:27:40.220 And yeah, it's just a logistical nightmare.

00:27:42.180 And I'm always like, okay, what are we doing for thumbnail?

00:27:44.080 And Fleck is like cooking dinner or something.

00:27:45.860 And then the last like five weeks, I've like tried to make him feel better, but by tricking

00:27:50.200 him where I'm like, Hey man, I actually got the thumbnail squared away.

00:27:53.360 So we're all good on that.

00:27:54.380 And then he's like, all right, what is it?

00:27:55.320 And I bring it over and like, I draw it up and here's the image in the background. 0.99

00:27:58.340 And it's always clean shit out of a urinal. 1.00

00:28:02.060 So he wastes my fucking time. 1.00

00:28:03.960 I have a couple options. 1.00

00:28:05.080 We have these three. 0.99

00:28:06.300 Number one, how to clean shit out of a urinal. 1.00

00:28:09.760 So that's an ongoing joke. 0.99

00:28:11.020 And here's the thumbnail picture I show him to ruin his afternoon.

00:28:14.600 All right, let's go to the Aiden.gym, A-Y-D-E-N.gym. 0.97

00:28:18.420 And then actually sometimes, sometimes he'll also say like, it'll be late night on a night

00:28:24.400 that it's not a podcast release.

00:28:26.140 And he goes, what are we doing for thumbnail?

00:28:27.760 And it's like, gives me PTSD.

00:28:29.200 Like I have something else to do.

00:28:30.880 Yeah.

00:28:31.560 So.

00:28:32.060 All right, let's go to the gym.

00:28:32.980 How to work out if you're a leftist.

00:28:34.400 Top workouts to do if you're a liberal.

00:28:37.520 So the vaccine hammer curls, kneel for the pledges.

00:28:44.600 Counting fake vote girls. 0.97

00:28:49.040 And Joe Biden hair sniffs.

00:28:51.980 So these guys are a nice little workout team.

00:28:55.740 A few of them, Aiden.gym, A-Y-D-E-N.gym. 0.99

00:29:00.080 That's pretty funny stuff.

00:29:01.400 They posted a part two.

00:29:02.420 So go follow them for that.

00:29:03.920 All right.

00:29:04.380 We're almost done with housekeeping.

00:29:05.660 Okay.

00:29:06.200 We watched Mission Impossible the other day.

00:29:08.540 Mission Impossible 2023.

00:29:10.280 Yeah.

00:29:10.520 What's it called?

00:29:11.120 What's the name of the movie?

00:29:11.920 Mission Impossible 2023.

00:29:13.200 Okay.

00:29:13.300 Great movie.

00:29:14.860 We liked it.

00:29:15.760 I liked it.

00:29:16.640 They're doing the same bits.

00:29:17.700 They got the mask on and off.

00:29:18.980 Oh, yeah.

00:29:19.460 They love the mask bit.

00:29:21.640 Really.

00:29:22.420 Yeah.

00:29:22.780 The mask bit.

00:29:23.500 They knew everyone likes that.

00:29:24.960 Tom Cruise is the last true movie star.

00:29:27.000 Yeah.

00:29:27.340 He bangs it every time.

00:29:28.840 He bangs it.

00:29:29.280 Drives the thing off the cliff.

00:29:30.480 Does a parachute.

00:29:31.500 Yeah.

00:29:32.140 There is one thing.

00:29:33.840 There was a lot of pickpocketing.

00:29:36.160 A lot of people like just standing there.

00:29:38.360 And then it's like, huh, I got this thing from your pockets.

00:29:40.260 They link up with this girl who's like a thief. 0.77

00:29:42.080 A pickpocket.

00:29:42.860 And so then it becomes a one-upmanship pickpocket chain.

00:29:46.360 And they must have used pickpocketing in the plot 15 times.

00:29:50.080 Yeah.

00:29:50.680 And everyone's like talking face to face like this. 1.00

00:29:53.480 But I guess they're just like rifling around in their shit. 1.00

00:29:56.760 Digging around in their clothes. 1.00

00:29:59.080 And tiny girl pockets on tight women pants. 1.00

00:30:01.940 Yeah.

00:30:02.420 Like I pickpocketed you. 1.00

00:30:03.480 It's like my shit's skin tight. 1.00

00:30:05.080 You're three feet away from me. 0.99

00:30:06.200 It's like, don't you feel me kind of like going like this?

00:30:08.580 And everyone's like pulling things out like looking for this.

00:30:11.200 And a lot of important stuff that they needed to track down is being put in outside blazer pockets.

00:30:17.660 Yeah.

00:30:17.960 There's a key.

00:30:18.600 The whole point of the movie, there's a key that they need to get.

00:30:20.900 And so the key is being pickpocketed probably 10 times.

00:30:23.740 Switching between people's blazer pockets.

00:30:26.300 And the guy's like, I got the key.

00:30:27.920 And he puts it here in like an open right blazer pocket.

00:30:31.380 And he gets pickpocketed immediately.

00:30:36.020 So that's the part I don't get.

00:30:37.720 Everyone's just digging around each other's pockets looking for this.

00:30:39.760 Some lazy tropes.

00:30:40.820 I don't know.

00:30:41.280 A couple lazy tropes.

00:30:42.380 All right.

00:30:42.600 Last piece of housekeeping.

00:30:43.680 I picked up my fixed car.

00:30:46.240 Oh, yeah?

00:30:46.960 And when you pick up the car these days, you have to say, no one from the deep state put anything in this, right?

00:30:53.840 Did you really say that?

00:30:54.960 You have to.

00:30:55.820 Oh.

00:30:56.440 Because they have to tell you if they did.

00:30:58.800 It's like a police officer.

00:30:59.840 It's like, yeah, some weird guy came in who doesn't even work here.

00:31:02.340 Which they don't.

00:31:03.220 Just had to dig around your car for a day or two.

00:31:06.120 That's why it took so long.

00:31:07.180 Other than that, your car is good.

00:31:08.780 Yeah.

00:31:09.100 So if anything happens to me, we know who put it in.

00:31:12.480 Okay.

00:31:13.280 All right.

00:31:13.660 Moving on.

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00:32:36.440 Cringe of the week.

00:32:42.120 We have some cringe stuff.

00:32:43.820 We're going to move a little fast through the first few. 0.99

00:32:45.840 The first clip is the gay-ass pep rally. 0.99

00:32:48.720 Yeah, there's no audio on this, but this is a high school pep rally where, of course, 0.99

00:32:54.020 someone in some type of cat suit, cat woman who's a man is like doing a table dance or a chair. 0.87

00:32:59.560 Doing a lap dance in front of everyone.

00:33:00.580 Everyone's cheering.

00:33:01.480 Yeah.

00:33:01.980 And then we have another guy who's a guy in a dress who comes out and is doing like an inappropriate,

00:33:09.780 provocative dance as a drag queen or something, and the whole school is cheering it.

00:33:13.580 And then we don't forget, 25% of Gen Z identifies as LGBT.

00:33:18.120 Yeah.

00:33:19.280 So this is just mainstream and applauded.

00:33:21.020 That would not have gone down in my high school.

00:33:22.900 No, certainly not. 1.00

00:33:24.360 Gay shit like that. 1.00

00:33:25.580 All right. 1.00

00:33:26.100 And we also have the Spider-Man on the subway.

00:33:28.500 Spider-Man.

00:33:29.640 He's on the subway.

00:33:31.320 Doing a little Spider-Man routine.

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00:33:46.060 Hashtag make a play.

00:33:49.120 And everybody's looking and they're laughing.

00:33:51.280 They go, oh, it's Spider-Man routine. 1.00

00:33:52.940 And then it turns into gay shit. 1.00

00:33:55.000 And look at this guy in the back. 1.00

00:33:56.100 He goes, oh.

00:33:56.640 He's like, oh, Spider-Man.

00:33:57.640 Oh, it's gay Spider-Man. 1.00

00:33:58.940 Oh, it's gay shit. 1.00

00:33:59.760 They're doing gay shit in public. 1.00

00:34:00.980 So it used to be whatever consenting adults want to do in their bedroom is not my business. 1.00

00:34:04.780 And now we have to watch gay Spider-Man. 1.00

00:34:07.380 Pep Rally, gay Spider-Man. 0.97

00:34:09.160 And they ruin a superhero on our subway and they make you watch. 0.96

00:34:11.900 Get me pictures of Spider-Man. 1.00

00:34:13.900 Doing twink shit. 1.00

00:34:14.820 You don't want these twink photos. 1.00

00:34:18.320 And they also need to be careful. 0.99

00:34:19.840 If you're on the New York City subway, someone from Palestine might fuck you up for that. 1.00

00:34:22.980 Yeah. 0.99

00:34:23.420 They're everywhere.

00:34:24.320 Sleeper cells are out.

00:34:25.240 And they're looking.

00:34:26.560 Yeah. 1.00

00:34:26.940 Not the time to be doing gay shit on the subways. 1.00

00:34:28.960 All right. 1.00

00:34:29.980 Moving on.

00:34:30.620 Let's do the father and son talking about non-binary.

00:34:34.240 He is a transgender.

00:34:35.600 I would say he is transgender.

00:34:38.440 Instead of saying he transgendered last year.

00:34:41.560 I would say he transitioned last year.

00:34:44.640 Instead of saying he changed genders.

00:34:47.180 He transitioned or he affirmed his gender.

00:34:51.000 Instead of saying he was born a girl.

00:34:53.460 I would say he was assigned female at birth.

00:34:56.200 And you were assigned male at birth and you identify as?

00:35:00.180 Male.

00:35:00.780 And I was assigned male at birth and I identify as?

00:35:03.560 Non-binary.

00:35:04.880 There you go.

00:35:05.900 So yeah.

00:35:06.500 You could have taught the kid baseball stats.

00:35:09.260 You could have taught him dinosaurs.

00:35:11.400 But no. 1.00

00:35:12.060 He needs to learn non-binary because dad likes to get fucked a little bit. 1.00

00:35:15.960 His dad's a little gay. 1.00

00:35:17.260 So you know. 1.00

00:35:18.240 Teach the kid all this shit now. 1.00

00:35:19.740 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:20.240 His brain could be an encyclopedia of random stuff.

00:35:22.920 You know how moldable kids' brains are and how much of a sponge they are? 1.00

00:35:26.240 And instead you're doing this useless shit that's going to be gone in 10 years. 1.00

00:35:29.220 Yeah. 1.00

00:35:30.080 Exactly.

00:35:30.620 Clearly reading a script too.

00:35:32.120 Exactly.

00:35:32.600 Off camera. 1.00

00:35:33.160 A little teleprompter type shit. 1.00

00:35:34.720 Also remember back in the day when sometimes lesbian people would say, oh I'm gay. 1.00

00:35:40.740 Like a woman would say I'm gay. 1.00

00:35:42.280 And it was just a one use word for being attracted to the same sex. 0.89

00:35:46.780 Now everybody's just a little gay. 0.99

00:35:48.880 All these, oh I'm non-binary. 0.92

00:35:50.280 Oh I'm trans.

00:35:50.880 I'm this.

00:35:51.240 Because you can just say I'm a little gay.

00:35:53.340 I'm a little bit gay.

00:35:54.400 I'm not right.

00:35:55.360 Something ain't right.

00:35:56.560 And you don't need to involve yourself in that because that would be me telling you who

00:36:00.080 I'm having sex with. 0.70

00:36:01.440 You know what I mean? 1.00

00:36:02.280 Keep it to yourself. 0.60

00:36:03.180 I'm a little gay. 0.70

00:36:03.920 I'm a little gay. 0.55

00:36:04.960 You know, hey Mike, would you like to date Susie?

00:36:08.420 She's a good friend.

00:36:09.160 I think you guys would get along.

00:36:10.240 Not for me. 0.63

00:36:10.900 I'm a little gay. 0.59

00:36:11.540 I'm a little gay.

00:36:12.360 I'll sit this one out.

00:36:13.460 You know, we don't need to know.

00:36:14.780 We don't need to know.

00:36:15.560 And then certainly the kids don't need to know.

00:36:17.740 Exactly.

00:36:18.060 And you've seen those flags that are like non-binary or asexual flag and then they all 0.96

00:36:24.420 have the color coding meanings that this means this.

00:36:27.440 I'm a little gay.

00:36:28.500 I'll suffice.

00:36:29.580 Yeah, exactly.

00:36:30.760 Free tip for me to you guys.

00:36:32.140 There you go.

00:36:32.780 Enjoy it.

00:36:33.700 The opposite of this kid is Giuseppe's Garage.

00:36:36.860 It's the father and son who run a mechanic shop.

00:36:40.260 Josiah, what are you doing over here?

00:36:41.840 Still working on this truck?

00:36:43.060 Yeah.

00:36:43.360 I just put the Velcro gasket on it.

00:36:46.020 It's leaking like buttons, you can imagine.

00:36:47.560 Really?

00:36:48.480 Yeah.

00:36:49.100 What is it?

00:36:53.160 It's my truck.

00:36:54.700 It's your truck, huh?

00:36:55.840 Yeah.

00:36:56.260 What are you going to do with it?

00:36:57.580 I'm trying to get the record bar ready for paint.

00:37:00.420 Yeah, we'll get it in there pretty soon.

00:37:02.280 We'll get it there.

00:37:03.320 So that's the opposite.

00:37:05.020 You know what he has?

00:37:06.040 You know what Giuseppe has?

00:37:07.240 Skills.

00:37:08.060 A skill and he's got a car at the end of it.

00:37:10.500 You know what the non-binary kid has? 1.00

00:37:12.020 A messed up childhood and a weird dad. 0.92

00:37:14.520 Shitty knowledge. 1.00

00:37:16.200 Dad who likes to get fucked a little bit. 1.00

00:37:18.740 And no car. 1.00

00:37:20.180 No car. 1.00

00:37:21.320 So enjoy life, pussy. 1.00

00:37:24.240 Calling like a seven-year-old a pussy. 1.00

00:37:27.300 Well, that's the other side of it. 1.00

00:37:29.620 Yeah.

00:37:30.020 And then obviously there's something with the LGBT stuff 1.00

00:37:33.100 and how everyone wants to be a victim

00:37:35.640 and how important that is in their culture.

00:37:38.400 And there's a tweet that really summed it up.

00:37:40.360 It said white plus non-binary equals person of color.

00:37:43.940 Yeah.

00:37:44.080 That's kind of like how they do the math.

00:37:45.620 It just shows, you know,

00:37:46.640 it really boils down to race for these people.

00:37:49.100 And whiteness is obviously so bad to them. 0.99

00:37:51.880 It's the most problematic thing you can be.

00:37:54.080 So the only way to get away from the whiteness 1.00

00:37:55.960 is to give them a victim status and be like, 0.79

00:37:57.900 well, I'm white, but I'm also gay.

00:38:00.120 I'm a little gay.

00:38:01.120 That's the theme of this episode. 0.99

00:38:02.580 You're a little gay. 0.99

00:38:03.460 But not every parent handles it the same 0.99

00:38:06.920 like we see with Giuseppe's dad.

00:38:08.380 This African woman has a son who is becoming trans

00:38:12.320 and this is how she's handling it.

00:38:13.840 Stop this nonsense of the profile pictures.

00:38:16.300 Your dad in the grave is not happy.

00:38:18.400 So his dad's dead and that's why he's acting out, you know.

00:38:21.220 I'm begging you as your only mother,

00:38:23.300 but I hand you over to your conscience

00:38:25.060 and to my God that change is bad to good.

00:38:28.560 And then she sends pictures of him.

00:38:30.120 Looks like a normal guy, nice mom, who cares?

00:38:33.800 This is the son God gave me, not a girl. 1.00

00:38:35.880 I'm sending you all this for you to flash your memory

00:38:38.100 back to what God made you.

00:38:39.820 You are annoyed with me because I called you son.

00:38:42.040 You are still my son.

00:38:43.500 Almighty God will visit you soon.

00:38:45.780 Still love you as my son.

00:38:48.420 Ready for the reveal?

00:38:49.900 Here's the reveal.

00:38:51.280 Twink. 0.99

00:38:51.800 Little gay. 0.99

00:38:52.780 A lot of gay. 0.99

00:38:54.020 Yeah. 0.99

00:38:54.540 All right.

00:38:55.480 All right. 1.00

00:38:56.020 A lot of gay. 0.99

00:38:56.720 He's really gay. 1.00

00:38:57.340 But that's how the mom's dealing with him? 1.00

00:38:58.900 That's actually, you can do that too. 0.85

00:39:01.520 I'm really gay.

00:39:02.980 You know, I'm a little gay.

00:39:05.040 And that's the difference between it showing and not.

00:39:07.500 I'm really gay or I'm a little gay.

00:39:09.100 You only need two, guys.

00:39:10.160 Yeah, exactly.

00:39:10.920 And as we discussed last week,

00:39:12.360 you can go to a Planned Parenthood or a place like that

00:39:16.380 and get a 30-minute consultation.

00:39:19.000 And after 30 minutes, they'll give you the juice.

00:39:21.860 They'll give you the estrogen or whatever you want.

00:39:24.120 Yeah, are you a mildly or even extremely autistic 18-year-old?

00:39:28.740 Come on down to Planned Parenthood. 0.88

00:39:30.320 We got estrogen in 30 minutes.

00:39:33.120 And apparently, a lot of the trans-hormone therapy

00:39:36.460 is given by nurse practitioners.

00:39:38.760 Well, and that was the example that was used last week.

00:39:42.240 The kid just talked to a nurse practitioner

00:39:44.500 and was prescribed estrogen in 30 minutes, right?

00:39:47.720 Yeah.

00:39:48.120 And I know a lot of nurses. 1.00

00:39:49.520 You know, they're nice people.

00:39:50.840 Are they smart like doctor? 0.92

00:39:52.800 No.

00:39:53.160 No, they're nice.

00:39:54.720 They're nice people, but they're not smart like doctor. 0.97

00:39:57.520 And so this is from –

00:40:00.040 we were talking to Mimetic Sisyphus about this,

00:40:01.620 and he was the one who brought it to our attention

00:40:03.180 that kind of like nurse practitioners

00:40:05.200 are becoming more and more relied upon,

00:40:07.220 which also dovetails with the other information I got about –

00:40:12.360 that's a Sopranos reference – 0.85

00:40:16.860 how America's a pill farm. 0.98

00:40:19.880 America's becoming one big Ozempic, depression, Viagra, 0.99

00:40:23.980 whatever the fuck you want. 0.99

00:40:25.500 Skype with a doctor on your phone for 20 minutes, 0.99

00:40:28.040 and he'll sign off on pretty much everything.

00:40:30.160 And so the nurse practitioner is kind of part of that too.

00:40:33.320 It's an opportunity for them to get the pills out.

00:40:35.460 Exactly, exactly.

00:40:36.640 And so the nurse practitioners, I think this is –

00:40:40.160 choose from family nurse practitioner.

00:40:42.440 This is like a recruitment thing,

00:40:43.960 and it says complete in as few as two years.

00:40:46.980 Take one classes at a time while you continue to work.

00:40:50.220 So you can take online classes for two years,

00:40:53.120 one class at a time,

00:40:54.380 and then all of a sudden you got a script pad.

00:40:56.580 You got an RX pad.

00:40:59.460 And so Mimetic Sisyphus,

00:41:01.180 he had a story about nurse practitioners,

00:41:03.380 and we have another one,

00:41:04.280 a woman who killed her kids

00:41:05.460 and was on like 13 different medications, right?

00:41:09.460 Benzos, Ambien,

00:41:10.600 and whatever the hell else she needed, antidepressants. 0.99

00:41:14.020 She killed her kids. 1.00

00:41:15.520 But Mimetic Sisyphus said this,

00:41:18.120 nurse practitioner story.

00:41:19.640 Just a few weeks ago in the hospital my wife trains at,

00:41:22.720 a woman who had a previous C-section came in to give birth.

00:41:26.320 Her OB was on leave at the time.

00:41:28.360 The plan was to get another C-section.

00:41:30.760 Since her OB was out,

00:41:32.260 an NP, nurse practitioner, was dealing with the patient.

00:41:35.620 The nurse practitioner convinced the mother

00:41:37.680 to have a vaginal birth.

00:41:39.060 The OB called the patient,

00:41:41.220 explaining that this woman who had complications 0.94

00:41:43.200 from her previous birth

00:41:45.600 had a 50-50 shot of uterine rupture

00:41:47.920 during a vaginal birth.

00:41:49.680 So I guess they called the OB,

00:41:51.660 and the nurse practitioner

00:41:53.000 was still trying to recommend something.

00:41:55.840 The patient went with the nurse practitioner's advice.

00:41:58.820 During the birth,

00:41:59.640 the baby's vitals began to tank,

00:42:01.920 and the mother started bleeding profusely.

00:42:04.200 Her uterus had ruptured.

00:42:05.700 This left the baby without oxygen for 20 minutes.

00:42:08.200 The baby did not make it.

00:42:09.800 Very sad.

00:42:10.760 So it's that Larry David bit.

00:42:13.000 Pharmacist, doctor.

00:42:15.520 It's like choosing between those.

00:42:17.100 So I don't know.

00:42:17.820 We're not trying to slander.

00:42:19.380 I'm sure there are actually some nurse practitioners

00:42:21.220 in our audience.

00:42:22.400 Of course.

00:42:22.620 But, like, we want people to be aware

00:42:25.400 of what's going on out there

00:42:27.140 and how somebody who takes night school for two years

00:42:29.680 is given an RX pad and going,

00:42:31.280 here you go.

00:42:32.240 Sometimes that makes sense if you're like,

00:42:34.120 oh, I get this script every time,

00:42:36.020 and the doctor's out.

00:42:37.420 Here's the nurse. 1.00

00:42:38.220 Yeah, doing the same exact thing the doctor would do.

00:42:40.300 Last month, and there's no change.

00:42:42.180 But, like, I don't really like that sort of decision-making,

00:42:44.840 and I just wanted to make the audience aware.

00:42:46.800 Of course.

00:42:47.580 So, yeah, be on the lookout for nurse practitioners.

00:42:49.740 And then I think they might even,

00:42:51.160 it might even count as a PhD.

00:42:53.260 So they walk around wearing a white coat

00:42:55.080 that says NP on it.

00:42:57.040 I'm a doctor.

00:42:57.740 Oh, I'm trying to look like a doctor.

00:43:00.360 So just be on the lookout.

00:43:01.780 I don't know.

00:43:02.580 I'm not slandering, but, you know,

00:43:05.260 America's one big pill farm. 1.00

00:43:07.400 Doctors like to take time off.

00:43:09.360 Be wary of who you're getting really important,

00:43:11.980 especially life or death, birth, you know.

00:43:14.360 Yeah.

00:43:14.700 Let's go with MDs, guys.

00:43:15.860 Because there's malpractice even with MDs.

00:43:19.020 Yeah, exactly.

00:43:19.920 All right, let's move on. 1.00

00:43:20.680 Last piece of cringe is not related to the gay trans shit. 1.00

00:43:24.440 It's just this woman who was doing, like, 1.00

00:43:26.440 a slam poetry thing,

00:43:27.920 and it's about how she needs to change her voice 0.78

00:43:30.280 around to be less black, she says.

00:43:31.980 It is ever beautiful in its boldness,

00:43:33.920 never drowning in self-pity.

00:43:35.080 This voice is indicative of where you are from,

00:43:37.380 but that should have no relevance

00:43:38.640 because your home of Harlem

00:43:39.920 should not be indicative of your level of intelligence.

00:43:42.320 Habitually, we are taught that our blackness

00:43:45.840 cannot enter white spaces without a code,

00:43:48.100 without code switching.

00:43:49.760 Without it, their minds would be glitching,

00:43:51.520 trying to compute our vernacular,

00:43:53.020 but this voice is spectacular.

00:43:55.260 It is the purest form of your articulated thoughts,

00:43:57.900 like rainwater after impurities have been vaporized.

00:44:00.620 That other voice is not the real thing,

00:44:02.320 just poorly plagiarized you,

00:44:04.180 universalized you.

00:44:05.480 Stop treating your voice like the cat

00:44:06.980 that disappears when companies are around, boo.

00:44:08.920 But I know you feel most vocally comfortable

00:44:11.040 when you're around your best friends.

00:44:13.100 Finger waves become commas,

00:44:14.940 and claps encapsulate words like bookends.

00:44:17.680 But you can't just roll your neck

00:44:19.220 and refuse to articulate in a professional setting.

00:44:22.040 Why not?

00:44:23.340 Yeah, so basically her whole point is

00:44:24.920 she has different voices for different things.

00:44:27.000 But it's okay to up-speak.

00:44:27.980 And everything she thinks boils down to her race. 0.91

00:44:32.260 So it's like she thinks that she, 0.94

00:44:34.360 because she's black, 0.98

00:44:35.060 she has to change her voice up for authority figures 1.00

00:44:37.280 or at work or whatever.

00:44:39.140 But that's like a universal experience.

00:44:41.060 Yeah.

00:44:41.360 If I get pulled over by a cop,

00:44:42.800 I go, hello, yes, sir, no, sir.

00:44:45.440 It's in here.

00:44:46.220 And I'm very polite and very deliberate.

00:44:48.240 But if I'm talking to you or on the show, 1.00

00:44:50.120 I'm like a brain-dead idiot. 1.00

00:44:51.480 Exactly. 1.00

00:44:52.200 So it obviously is a little different,

00:44:54.300 but everything for her boils down to a race experience.

00:44:57.180 And then it also goes the other way too,

00:44:59.280 where it's like,

00:45:00.180 oh, I'm getting pulled over because I'm black.

00:45:02.420 Or, oh, I'm getting spoken to in a rude way 0.97

00:45:06.160 because I'm black. 0.97

00:45:07.100 Or I'm not getting picked for a job because I'm black.

00:45:09.720 So everything like this person experiences

00:45:11.840 in their worldview,

00:45:12.980 they attribute back to race

00:45:15.140 when you're just having like a human experience.

00:45:18.240 Yeah.

00:45:18.340 My boss is here.

00:45:19.280 I'm sitting upright.

00:45:20.300 And I'm like, hey, how's it going?

00:45:21.640 Oh, it's good.

00:45:22.320 Oh, we're working on this.

00:45:23.540 And everything's more professional

00:45:24.740 and like fast and paying attention.

00:45:27.380 But if I'm more relaxed at home with my friends, 0.99

00:45:29.500 I talk like a retard. 0.98

00:45:30.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:45:31.060 And that's just what it is.

00:45:31.960 It says, what means?

00:45:33.100 Yeah.

00:45:33.460 How money goes up more.

00:45:34.660 How makes more money.

00:45:35.660 Yeah.

00:45:37.680 Which ticker do I buy to go up?

00:45:40.240 Her tone and manic pacing 0.94

00:45:42.120 reminded me a lot of those debate team champions

00:45:44.400 from that viral video.

00:45:45.920 And, and, and, and, and, and, and.

00:45:47.500 Yeah.

00:45:48.340 So this whole thing,

00:45:50.260 it all just boils down to

00:45:51.480 everything has to be about race.

00:45:53.120 Of course.

00:45:53.800 And that's how obsessed people are over it.

00:45:56.160 Well, and if nobody was racist against her,

00:45:57.840 what's she going to talk about at the open mic night?

00:46:00.040 Yeah.

00:46:00.220 You know, what's she going to come in with?

00:46:01.600 My cat died.

00:46:04.000 I didn't feed it food.

00:46:05.360 You know, like it's nothing.

00:46:06.640 So it has to be for it to be meaningful

00:46:09.300 or powerful or moving art.

00:46:11.280 She has to lean into the racism 0.67

00:46:13.020 or the race dynamic.

00:46:14.540 Otherwise, what?

00:46:15.220 You're just talking about yourself, right?

00:46:16.900 Yeah.

00:46:17.300 And this is a way to talk about yourself

00:46:18.800 while making it about everyone who's like you.

00:46:22.260 Exactly.

00:46:22.740 That's a great way to put it.

00:46:23.980 Yeah.

00:46:24.240 So everything is about race.

00:46:25.600 It's all about race. 0.87

00:46:27.060 Any inconvenience this person has

00:46:29.420 or any pushback in society in any way,

00:46:32.160 it's because I'm a black woman. 0.98

00:46:33.600 You don't want to see a black woman get a home loan 1.00

00:46:35.420 or you don't want to see a black woman 0.99

00:46:37.100 get a B plus on the test. 0.83

00:46:38.900 Ma'am, your credit score is 450.

00:46:40.540 I legally cannot lend to you.

00:46:42.640 Ma'am, you got a 72 on the test.

00:46:44.960 Yeah.

00:46:45.360 I don't know what to do.

00:46:46.900 It's pass fail.

00:46:48.180 It was a Scantron.

00:46:49.740 Yeah.

00:46:50.040 It was bubbles.

00:46:50.840 All right.

00:46:51.220 Let's move on.

00:46:52.060 Don't get too down.

00:46:52.740 Don't get too depressed.

00:46:53.840 We're moving on to Urban Decay.

00:46:55.220 Yeah.

00:46:55.660 We have been a good Urban Decay.

00:46:57.720 Yeah.

00:46:58.140 Urban Decay is, I think, one of our best.

00:47:00.660 Guy gets into a fight with the knife guy

00:47:03.680 and his wife almost kills him.

00:47:08.060 This is in Chicago, I think. 0.99

00:47:10.400 And the street rat has a knife.

00:47:18.000 Yes.

00:47:18.380 So the street rat has a knife. 0.72

00:47:25.920 Pay close attention to the woman.

00:47:27.960 Yeah.

00:47:28.340 This whole time.

00:47:31.000 You see her grabbing both of his arms from behind? 0.81

00:47:35.800 That's good.

00:47:36.480 We can play it in the background as it's going.

00:47:39.780 Yeah.

00:47:40.160 But the wife comes in and grabs both of his arms from behind like this. 1.00

00:47:43.540 So that's how you get your husband killed. 0.91

00:47:45.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:47:45.380 That's open up his jugular to the street rat offender. 0.62

00:47:48.260 And then she also gets in between her husband and the guy with the knife, 0.95

00:47:51.480 pretending that they're not in a knife fight right now.

00:47:54.120 Yeah.

00:47:54.520 And this guy is rational.

00:47:55.800 And I'm just going to stand in.

00:47:57.000 And I think women do this a lot where they think they're more rational. 1.00

00:47:59.760 Or they can deescalate it and tensions are too high.

00:48:02.440 Which she's right.

00:48:03.420 This guy shouldn't be.

00:48:04.500 This guy shouldn't.

00:48:05.180 She's right, but you can be a lot more wrong in this situation.

00:48:09.120 Like it's right.

00:48:10.160 Never fight.

00:48:11.180 Yeah.

00:48:11.480 But this guy's got a knife out and your husband's squaring off against a guy with a knife right now.

00:48:16.720 And you want to hold his one arm back? 0.78

00:48:18.180 And you want to hold his one arm back so he can get stabbed in the neck? 0.99

00:48:21.240 Yeah.

00:48:21.940 So it's like, oh yeah, don't fight, don't fight.

00:48:24.180 Okay, good advice.

00:48:25.520 The fight's already on.

00:48:26.700 The guy has a knife.

00:48:28.240 Don't get in between it.

00:48:29.380 Don't hold me back.

00:48:30.360 And not only knife fights, but this is fist fights as well.

00:48:33.840 Let me tell you this, I guess as a general rule.

00:48:37.360 I've seen a lot of women try to break up a fight, right? 1.00

00:48:40.520 Drunk, whatever, sloppy.

00:48:42.960 I've never seen a woman actually break up a fight. 1.00

00:48:46.180 I have seen a lot of women get knocked out or get their partners knocked out during that. 1.00

00:48:51.880 So I've never seen a woman successfully go, Mike, pick him up and move him away. 1.00

00:48:55.800 But I have seen multiple people get knocked out as a result.

00:48:58.820 And then you hold your husband's arm back.

00:49:00.760 He gets knocked out, maybe stabbed, maybe killed. 0.51

00:49:03.400 And then you get the ick. 0.82

00:49:04.440 Yeah, you get the ick and then you leave anyway.

00:49:06.400 So what was the point of the whole intervention?

00:49:08.300 And you can't hold him back.

00:49:09.720 So all you're doing is handicapping him for the fight.

00:49:13.480 All right, let's move on.

00:49:14.320 So that's an Urban Decay tip.

00:49:15.700 Yeah.

00:49:16.140 For the ladies. 0.75

00:49:16.900 Don't get involved.

00:49:17.760 Don't get involved if it's already too late.

00:49:19.780 All right, we have some looting.

00:49:20.760 We have the 7-11 looting and a Philly looting.

00:49:23.440 This was a takeover in Sacramento County.

00:49:28.600 Free.

00:49:29.300 Hey, if the lights are on, it's free.

00:49:33.660 Come in, do whatever they want.

00:49:37.040 And everyone's saying, cover your face, cover your face.

00:49:39.500 So like the people filming are on the looter side.

00:49:41.960 Yeah.

00:49:42.920 And what we see a lot is looting like this happens when stuff is popping off elsewhere in the world.

00:49:49.440 Yeah, I think so.

00:49:50.480 Like, oh, Israel and Hamas are going at it. 1.00

00:49:52.380 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:49:53.740 7-11's wide open. 1.00

00:49:55.120 If they can hang glide in, if they can hang glide into Israel, commit war crimes, I can get some snacks. 0.90

00:50:00.600 7-11's wide open.

00:50:02.240 I think, and I think that's what we saw a lot during 2020.

00:50:05.060 It was like, and it's the same thing for illegal immigration too.

00:50:09.100 You see looting, more looting happens.

00:50:10.740 You see illegal immigration, more illegal immigration happens.

00:50:13.280 They think it's easy.

00:50:14.060 It's like a, it's a self-fulfilling prophecy.

00:50:17.880 It's like a green light.

00:50:18.340 Exactly.

00:50:18.800 It's like a global green light.

00:50:19.780 And then here's another one from Philly.

00:50:21.620 This is a rite aid in Philly.

00:50:24.320 Here's Philly getting ran through by just 30 people.

00:50:28.520 30.

00:50:28.980 Guy brings his bike in.

00:50:30.480 Yeah.

00:50:31.360 Probably can't leave it outside because it'll get stolen.

00:50:34.940 Yeah.

00:50:36.420 Imagine one of the looters takes his bike instead.

00:50:39.960 So I, we were talking about this a little bit and have you ever seen an all white looting 1.00

00:50:45.060 group?

00:50:46.420 I don't think I have.

00:50:48.360 I'm looking for one.

00:50:49.880 Yeah.

00:50:50.000 So if anyone in the audience has ever seen an all white looting group, please send it to 1.00

00:50:54.480 me.

00:50:54.660 Cause I'm trying to prove a point.

00:50:56.120 For scientific reasons.

00:50:57.280 Yeah.

00:50:57.500 It's data.

00:50:58.220 Yeah, exactly.

00:50:58.940 So please, if you see one, send that to me.

00:51:01.540 Cause otherwise I haven't seen that.

00:51:03.360 Yeah.

00:51:03.580 Me neither.

00:51:04.220 I have not seen a full white group looting.

00:51:06.960 Also, I do hear people say, oh, looting has nothing to do with race.

00:51:10.880 Looting is all about low income.

00:51:12.280 People with no money, that's who loots and steals.

00:51:14.500 And we actually have a graph that debunks that.

00:51:17.900 Yeah.

00:51:18.360 We've kind of showed some similar stuff, but this was a database of 21 million Americans

00:51:22.820 born between 78 and 83.

00:51:25.760 The guy who did the study knows their parents' income when the kids were between 11 and 22

00:51:31.500 years old.

00:51:32.020 And if they were in jail on April 1st, 2010, when they were about 30 and how much income

00:51:37.340 they reported when they were in their mid thirties.

00:51:39.460 So this is a graph of Raj Chetty's data, a percent of incarcerated black and white men

00:51:46.680 versus their parents' income percentile.

00:51:48.980 So basically it does say that the lower income people tend to be arrested more, but the difference

00:51:55.480 in white versus black is the red line.

00:51:58.360 Yeah. 0.76

00:51:58.640 And it shows how disproportionate it is where poor black people are outperforming poor white 0.96

00:52:05.200 people when it comes to looting and stealing and crime and getting arrested and going to 0.99

00:52:09.340 jail.

00:52:09.740 Yeah.

00:52:10.080 So, you know, is it a cultural thing?

00:52:12.540 Is it a, the left, that's the left's biggest thing.

00:52:18.220 They just say, oh, well, it's poverty.

00:52:20.120 It's all poverty.

00:52:20.980 It explains away.

00:52:21.860 It's their magic wand.

00:52:22.840 Right.

00:52:23.940 And, you know, we're on a constant battle for truth.

00:52:26.920 We're constantly seeking out, well, what's real?

00:52:29.620 You can't just say that.

00:52:30.660 We need to look.

00:52:31.760 And we're constantly proven that there's also big differences between the races, even when

00:52:36.720 controlling for income.

00:52:37.640 So even when you control for income, uh, black people outperform and are more incarcerated 0.93

00:52:44.060 outperform, outperform in a bad way.

00:52:47.300 Um, and then also there was a tweet about a, no, it was a Reddit post, but a white teacher

00:52:53.320 who doesn't discipline her black students. 1.00

00:52:55.040 So this could kind of like play into it where it's like how races are perceived by progressive

00:53:00.540 white people.

00:53:01.320 Well, this is a new phenomenon, right?

00:53:03.100 This is very new or at least the last 15 years.

00:53:05.720 Yeah.

00:53:06.140 So this teacher says I'm a white teacher in a diverse school.

00:53:09.360 I have read, heard, seen that students of color are disproportionately written up, disciplined

00:53:14.760 and suspended from school.

00:53:16.520 I know student mental health issues are at an all time high.

00:53:19.700 I know the data.

00:53:20.900 My question is what do I do when it's the students of color that are the ones causing 90% of the 1.00

00:53:26.480 fights, disruptions, defiance, et cetera.

00:53:28.840 I have white kids do the same thing, but not at the same rate.

00:53:33.240 I am conscious of the data and I don't write kids up unless the behavior warrants it.

00:53:38.320 We have the same expectations for all students.

00:53:40.600 We have the same supports for all students.

00:53:42.940 I have the same compassion and empathy for all students.

00:53:46.140 How do I make a difference to change the data?

00:53:49.040 See, that's the problem.

00:53:50.000 You're trying to change the data, which would mean manipulate the data, which would mean not

00:53:54.780 be clear on what the data is showing.

00:53:56.480 Well, and it would also mean I'd like to change reality, please.

00:54:00.180 Yeah.

00:54:00.360 I'd like, I'm goal seeking on this little percentage, this little piece of paper right

00:54:05.060 here.

00:54:05.360 How can I cook these books basically is what she's asking.

00:54:08.140 And some kids are just built different. 1.00

00:54:09.840 Some kids are just little pieces of shit, thrive on negative attention and love to be disruptive. 1.00

00:54:15.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:54:15.520 You know, I was kind of one of those kids.

00:54:17.140 I was very disruptive when I was a little kid, but I was smart and I made it out.

00:54:22.560 You didn't get in like a lot, a lot of trouble.

00:54:24.480 You didn't do anything that was to get you in jail.

00:54:25.800 Exactly.

00:54:26.440 I wasn't built for sitting around in class for eight hours a day, but you know, I still

00:54:30.260 was built for retaining all the knowledge and reading at grade level and getting into

00:54:34.760 an Ivy League school.

00:54:35.820 Yeah.

00:54:36.200 So I'm built different, but you know, some kids are built different in that way and then

00:54:40.440 also can't read.

00:54:42.040 Yeah, exactly.

00:54:42.840 I talked to Mimetic Sisyphus about this and he said when he went to high school like 15

00:54:46.840 years ago, there was a stat from a teacher that was read to him where it was like, America

00:54:52.340 is racist because one in four black men will end up in jail over the years.

00:54:57.560 And then Mimetic Sisyphus said, doesn't that mean that they're just committing more crimes 0.67

00:55:02.240 and going to jail for committing crimes?

00:55:03.740 And the teacher said that's racist to him.

00:55:05.860 So the whole goal is to not deal with reality, not look at the data.

00:55:11.200 And then anyone who kind of pushes back and wants to, you label that person a racist.

00:55:15.760 So then they hesitate to, and then everyone else kind of backs off and then you can kind

00:55:20.080 of paint the fake picture you want to paint.

00:55:21.580 Of course, it's a tale as old as time.

00:55:23.460 And it's like, okay, so yeah, so they got set up.

00:55:26.260 Oh, the cops are planting drugs on people. 0.90

00:55:28.460 Let's move to just murders.

00:55:31.080 Let's go to where someone died and there's a cold body on the ground. 0.91

00:55:34.820 Are those people white or are those people black or what? 0.98

00:55:38.080 And then people will say, oh, the murder rate, white people kill more people or white 0.99

00:55:43.260 people's, you know, they're not getting caught and going to jail as much as black people. 0.98

00:55:47.200 They're always trying to make excuses.

00:55:48.140 And there was actually a memetic Sisyphus tweet about this that really summed it up nicely.

00:55:52.060 Can you read the original and then his response?

00:55:53.840 Yeah, this leftist type goes, when most of the cops are in brown neighborhoods, it makes 0.97

00:55:59.860 people of color seem inherently criminal in crime statistics. 1.00

00:56:03.320 If cops were everywhere equally, there wouldn't be such big drug problems in West Virginia

00:56:07.840 and Idaho.

00:56:08.840 But cracking down too hard on white people makes POC look too good. 0.98

00:56:13.040 This is just like some narrative that you made up yourself or I don't know.

00:56:17.380 You kind of misinterpreted a woke essay.

00:56:21.320 And memetic Sisyphus said, in order for per capita murder rates between blacks and white

00:56:25.760 to be the same, there would have to be 40,000 unreported white murderers a year.

00:56:32.720 There are only 22,000 murders by all race reported a year.

00:56:37.080 So that really debunks it.

00:56:39.260 That's pretty damning.

00:56:40.280 That's why we like memetic Sisyphus so much.

00:56:42.140 He's so smart and he puts it very nicely into words that you can understand, which is why we

00:56:46.840 always tell you guys to follow him.

00:56:48.460 He's on Twitter and Instagram.

00:56:50.160 Links are in the description.

00:56:52.080 Consigliere, friend of the show, friend in real life.

00:56:55.320 What do we know?

00:56:56.900 You don't like him in real life?

00:56:57.900 I've never met him in real life.

00:56:58.660 We never met him in real life, but he's still a friend.

00:57:00.320 He's my friend.

00:57:01.160 Well, not in real life.

00:57:03.480 Yeah, he is.

00:57:04.280 No, not in real life.

00:57:05.580 If I needed a favor or if he needed a favor.

00:57:07.820 When's the last time you talked face to face?

00:57:09.560 Never.

00:57:10.220 So that's not in real life.

00:57:11.540 But if he needed a favor or if I needed a favor, I think he would do it and I would

00:57:14.680 do it too.

00:57:15.240 I agree.

00:57:16.060 But that doesn't mean in real life.

00:57:17.700 In real life, words matter.

00:57:19.020 And memetic Sisyphus would agree with me on this one, that words matter.

00:57:22.000 All right.

00:57:22.360 But real life has merged with online life into one life.

00:57:25.500 That's true.

00:57:25.980 I'll give you that.

00:57:26.600 But it's not in real life.

00:57:28.060 We're friends.

00:57:28.540 We're friends.

00:57:29.900 All right.

00:57:30.220 Let's move on.

00:57:30.880 There was that football brawl.

00:57:33.140 So there's another thing about just bad kids.

00:57:35.760 This is a football brawl. 1.00

00:57:39.520 Just fucking the parents, the kids, punching people with the helmet on. 1.00

00:57:43.440 People are just swinging on everyone. 1.00

00:57:47.260 Everyone's swinging on everyone.

00:57:52.680 Oh, there's a white kid in the mix. 0.94

00:57:54.360 There he is.

00:57:55.380 This is probably the part where you hear, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, pow, pow, pow.

00:57:58.520 And the whole thing shuts off.

00:58:00.120 Let that thing talk. 1.00

00:58:02.760 Yeah.

00:58:03.160 So sad. 1.00

00:58:04.060 Pathetic. 1.00

00:58:04.380 Yeah. 1.00

00:58:04.620 Pathetic. 1.00

00:58:05.140 Sad. 1.00

00:58:06.160 Yeah.

00:58:07.080 Any other commentary on that?

00:58:08.420 No.

00:58:08.800 It's just a joke. 0.99

00:58:09.780 It's pathetic. 0.99

00:58:10.620 It's like, how do you get to that point? 0.98

00:58:13.240 I'll also look for a white version of that as well, if you guys have it.

00:58:16.660 I was involved in one when I was a kid.

00:58:18.760 I mean, they definitely happen.

00:58:20.280 A bunch of Italians. 0.53

00:58:21.420 Yeah.

00:58:21.760 It happens.

00:58:22.560 It happened.

00:58:23.300 And then my dad went on the field and got the whole team on one side and said, come over

00:58:27.220 here.

00:58:27.660 Everyone stay over here.

00:58:28.560 At what age group? 1.00

00:58:29.220 That sounds like little kid shit. 1.00

00:58:30.700 I was probably in sixth grade. 1.00

00:58:32.800 Okay.

00:58:33.460 Yeah.

00:58:34.160 Fascinating.

00:58:34.520 But my dad didn't jump in and start fighting everybody.

00:58:36.840 He didn't pull his Glock with the switch out and let that thing talk.

00:58:39.820 He should have.

00:58:40.460 He was close.

00:58:41.160 Big Steve just handled it.

00:58:42.060 He had the Glock with the switch in the back of his pants.

00:58:44.540 And he said, no, not this time.

00:58:46.020 He said, Cardinals, over here.

00:58:47.680 And we all listened.

00:58:48.880 And then the adults fought.

00:58:50.100 And then some guy was fighting some other guy.

00:58:52.160 And then this lady was clawing at him because he was beating up her husband. 1.00

00:58:55.400 And he didn't see her.

00:58:56.260 And he turned around.

00:58:57.000 And boom. 0.96

00:58:57.640 He knocked her out. 0.89

00:58:58.860 See?

00:58:59.180 There's another example of the women never break up the fight. 1.00

00:59:01.780 But they do get knocked out.

00:59:02.500 And he just turned around and threw a punch.

00:59:04.300 And then it knocked out a lady. 0.96

00:59:06.180 Tough.

00:59:06.320 And then he wasn't allowed to go to the rest of the games.

00:59:08.480 But then he'd go on the sidelines.

00:59:09.960 Far away.

00:59:10.720 In the stands.

00:59:11.360 And he would kind of give us signs from the sidelines.

00:59:14.840 Nice.

00:59:15.100 Yeah. 0.99

00:59:15.300 So we all do shit like that. 1.00

00:59:17.400 For sure. 1.00

00:59:18.280 All right.

00:59:18.640 Last thing.

00:59:19.320 The Ebony Alerts.

00:59:20.540 It says, California just created the Ebony Alert to find missing black children.

00:59:25.060 The Ebony Alert will be used for missing black people ages 12 to 25.

00:59:30.260 Wow.

00:59:30.940 25 is pretty much an adult.

00:59:33.380 Yeah.

00:59:33.780 By a lot.

00:59:34.300 Part of me doesn't even think that this should go to 17 for, like, normal kids.

00:59:40.380 Yeah.

00:59:40.700 That's kind of runaway age.

00:59:42.040 That's not kidnapped, child snatched.

00:59:44.040 Once you can drive a car.

00:59:45.340 Yeah.

00:59:45.780 Exactly.

00:59:46.460 Yeah.

00:59:46.860 So they're treating. 0.96

00:59:47.840 They're kind of giving black people, like, baby treatment. 0.99

00:59:50.900 Yeah. 0.97

00:59:51.520 Into law.

00:59:52.600 So it's systemic racism. 0.99

00:59:54.640 It's only for black people. 1.00

00:59:55.800 Systemic racist thing. 0.99

00:59:57.360 Yeah.

00:59:57.900 And up to 25 years old.

00:59:59.320 Where's Jarquavion?

01:00:00.420 Jarquavion, where are you?

01:00:01.980 Oh, Jarquavion.

01:00:03.060 Jarquavion, he only graduated high school seven years ago.

01:00:05.620 Oh, Jarquavion, he only has one year left on his parents' insurance.

01:00:08.920 We need to find him and bring him back.

01:00:10.540 Yo. 1.00

01:00:11.020 Oh, shit. 0.99

01:00:11.720 I just got an alert. 0.99

01:00:12.580 Shondrekaka's missing.

01:00:13.840 She just rented a car last week.

01:00:15.660 Where is Shondrekaka?

01:00:17.720 So, I mean, it's so bad, man.

01:00:19.800 And the data shows black and brown are indigenous brothers and sisters.

01:00:23.820 When they go missing, there's very rarely the type of media attention, let alone amber alerts.

01:00:28.900 So it's like an anger thing.

01:00:30.640 They did a retaliatory, like, oh, we're not getting enough.

01:00:34.460 So we need to go above and beyond for 25-year-old kids.

01:00:37.660 And everyone's phone's going to be buzzing off the hook with another weird name of someone who's, like, temporarily missing.

01:00:42.900 Yeah, a Jarquavion in a Nissan Altima with all missing rims.

01:00:48.380 Everybody be on the lookout.

01:00:49.980 Yeah, a black Nissan Altima with tinted windows that are illegal and no license plates. 1.00

01:00:54.940 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:00:55.620 Shondrekaka's in a Hellcat. 1.00

01:00:58.220 All right, we got to move on.

01:01:01.040 Don't get too down.

01:01:01.940 Don't get too depressed.

01:01:02.800 We're moving on to uplifting gold.

01:01:04.300 We have some uplifting gold that makes it all okay.

01:01:07.680 The world gets ugly, but uplifting gold makes you feel better and not get too down and too depressed.

01:01:13.160 Yeah.

01:01:13.380 The football hit, the flag football hit is the first one.

01:01:16.420 This one jacked up. 0.99

01:01:19.220 No audio on this, but they kick off to a girl in, like, a girls league, and then you get fucking wrecked. 1.00

01:01:24.700 You're just toast. 0.99

01:01:26.260 And everyone's got hands on the face like, what the fuck just happened? 0.99

01:01:29.880 That was a good one. 0.99

01:01:30.880 Good hit.

01:01:31.380 Yeah.

01:01:31.820 Good hit.

01:01:32.260 Clean.

01:01:32.880 Clean.

01:01:33.420 Send you a base mug if that's you.

01:01:34.680 Women, that's kind of the risk you run when you're getting in the way of your man fighting, too. 1.00

01:01:38.740 Yeah.

01:01:39.040 That type of knockout.

01:01:39.960 That's who you're going to run into. 1.00

01:01:42.440 NHL's not doing gay shit anymore. 1.00

01:01:44.100 This is uplifting. 1.00

01:01:45.140 Yeah, the NHL bans all theme night gear, which only happened because of pride, including prime symbols from uniforms.

01:01:54.100 You know, that was kind of like, okay, we won't ban pride, but we're just going to ban everything on theme night, and that'll get us out of pride, right?

01:02:00.860 Smart.

01:02:01.140 And so here's, this is a chart that shows where fandoms kind of are, how their voter turned out, and you can see the NHL is squarely in the red turning out for Republicans, along with the PGA Tour is kind of one of the most.

01:02:16.600 It's important to embrace what we got.

01:02:18.780 And that's what I was going to say. 1.00

01:02:20.000 Like, the NFL, too, right here, like, the NFL's done some gay shit, right? 1.00

01:02:23.360 Yeah. 1.00

01:02:24.060 BLM, end racism, all that.

01:02:26.080 But those are our guys who like it, you know?

01:02:28.920 Mm-hmm.

01:02:29.500 So I'm a little mixed feelings on that.

01:02:31.700 That's why you can't just abandon whatever institutions we do have.

01:02:34.660 Because then they'll do it, you know?

01:02:35.940 Like, we can't create, we can't do, oh, somebody better call the law new music.

01:02:41.720 We can't create a whole new music industry.

01:02:44.360 NASCAR, college football.

01:02:45.620 College football is much more red than the NFL is, which is fascinating.

01:02:49.460 And so it's good to see one of ours, the NHL, is now coming back to the mean and getting away from it.

01:02:58.100 And I thought this was a funny line.

01:03:00.600 In this article, Jeff McLean, a spokesperson for Pride Tape, said the company is extremely disappointed by the NHL's decision.

01:03:08.920 We hope the league and all teams will, again, show commitment to this important symbol of combating homophobia.

01:03:13.540 And it's like, your company is literally Pride Tape, the one company who's selling the gay tape to the NHL. 0.84

01:03:20.720 Pride Tape's really upset about this.

01:03:22.200 Yeah, Martian's really upset about the U.S. going to Mars.

01:03:26.080 You know, it's like, okay, bro.

01:03:27.800 Yeah, we'll trust your unbiased opinion.

01:03:29.500 Let the adults get back to work. 1.00

01:03:30.720 Stop doing gay shit. 1.00

01:03:31.740 The NHL is right. 1.00

01:03:32.740 Yeah.

01:03:33.140 Right-leaning.

01:03:33.700 We got to embrace what we got.

01:03:35.100 We have NHL.

01:03:35.960 We have the PGA Tour.

01:03:37.280 We have NASCAR, bull riding, college football. 0.99

01:03:40.180 Shit like that, we're not going to abandon. 0.99

01:03:41.880 We have to make it ours. 0.99

01:03:43.600 And golf's a great one.

01:03:44.840 And the NFL is a borderline one.

01:03:46.320 They really push their luck.

01:03:47.700 They're really pushing their luck.

01:03:48.980 And I know some of you are in various states of-

01:03:52.000 Your relationship with the NFL.

01:03:53.560 Yeah, exactly.

01:03:54.160 So, you know, it's for every man to navigate on themselves.

01:03:57.000 But I caution people from giving up.

01:03:59.480 Yeah.

01:04:00.140 Especially golf.

01:04:01.700 We got to-

01:04:02.320 Golf is ours.

01:04:03.220 Yeah.

01:04:03.560 We got to hold golf down.

01:04:04.580 Golf is ours.

01:04:05.700 All right, let's move on.

01:04:06.680 The fish catch before the wedding.

01:04:08.540 This guy is fishing before a wedding.

01:04:10.560 That's a big one, too.

01:04:11.660 It looks like he caught a big pike. 1.00

01:04:17.000 Dude, that's a big one.

01:04:18.780 Oh, it is a big one.

01:04:20.980 Jesus.

01:04:21.880 Oh, my God.

01:04:23.380 Great catch.

01:04:24.680 You can fast forward to when he pulls it out.

01:04:27.340 What are you going to do if you catch one?

01:04:28.400 He's getting- 1.00

01:04:29.060 He's getting covered in shit. 1.00

01:04:32.600 On a spoon. 1.00

01:04:35.200 Look at that.

01:04:36.820 It's like a 30-inch pike. 1.00

01:04:39.160 And he yells, hey, Dad.

01:04:40.860 That's nice.

01:04:42.880 And he's-

01:04:43.600 Look at him. 1.00

01:04:43.980 He's got shit all over. 0.99

01:04:45.640 It's kind of an RRB type. 1.00

01:04:47.240 Yeah.

01:04:48.260 That's good.

01:04:48.980 Yeah, that's pure Americana.

01:04:50.060 That's Americana.

01:04:51.120 That's nice.

01:04:51.740 People are getting married.

01:04:53.020 And you caught a fish before because you like to fish.

01:04:55.900 That's nice, though.

01:04:56.560 Was that for the blind people?

01:05:00.460 All right.

01:05:01.000 Last clip.

01:05:01.660 The grandson and grandpa.

01:05:03.520 Grandson.

01:05:04.140 I'm your grandson.

01:05:05.880 I got a grandson.

01:05:07.000 I got a grandson.

01:05:08.320 What are we going to do with him?

01:05:10.840 What are you going to do with you?

01:05:13.540 I don't know.

01:05:14.180 What are we going to do with me?

01:05:15.120 What are you going to do?

01:05:16.940 I got to keep him.

01:05:18.660 You make a mess?

01:05:20.980 I don't make a mess.

01:05:21.560 You make a match?

01:05:22.880 A match.

01:05:23.560 A match.

01:05:24.660 That's you.

01:05:25.620 Isn't that nice?

01:05:33.040 That is nice.

01:05:33.880 That's the other side of it.

01:05:35.340 That's the spots.

01:05:36.320 That's the stuff you don't see.

01:05:37.500 That's what we do it for.

01:05:38.460 Cringe of the week and stuff like that.

01:05:39.920 Get him into Giuseppe's garage.

01:05:41.640 Yeah.

01:05:42.000 Nice kids like that.

01:05:43.200 That's pure Americana.

01:05:44.380 That's why we do it.

01:05:45.480 That's what life's all about. 0.99

01:05:46.700 Don't get too down and too depressed from all the dark shit on the show. 0.99

01:05:49.860 What's this last thing? 0.99

01:05:51.260 I don't know.

01:05:51.760 Pro-life Spider-Man climbed the Accenture Tower in Chicago.

01:05:55.120 Cool.

01:05:55.860 So this week, the show is over.

01:05:57.960 The end of the show, as we do on every Friday, we shout out pro-America small businesses and

01:06:04.500 people.

01:06:05.480 This week's shout out is pro-life Spider-Man, Mason DeChamps.

01:06:10.580 He climbs buildings to promote a pro-life message.

01:06:15.060 This is an easy building, too.

01:06:17.060 You see these hand grips that he's got around the poles? 1.00

01:06:19.660 It looks super easy.

01:06:20.280 So that was an easy day for him. 0.99

01:06:21.880 Well, I mean, he's done the shit in between two walls and stuff recently. 0.99

01:06:25.760 He's great. 0.99

01:06:26.480 He does this all the time and he gets arrested after, but he does spread a really good pro-life

01:06:31.120 message.

01:06:32.000 Make sure you guys follow him on Instagram.

01:06:34.680 He's a friend of the show, friend of mine.

01:06:36.680 I guess not friend in real life because I never met him.

01:06:38.560 Yeah, yes, you understand the use of words, don't you?

01:06:41.600 But we are friends.

01:06:42.360 He's not your friend in real life.

01:06:43.660 Thank you.

01:06:44.100 Yes, he is.

01:06:44.660 My real life is, is the show real life?

01:06:47.160 Are the people who watch the show our friends?

01:06:50.220 They don't know us in real life.

01:06:51.820 Some of them.

01:06:52.840 So no, they're not our real life friends.

01:06:55.300 Unless you've met me in real life, you are not my real life friend.

01:06:58.340 Words matter.

01:06:59.320 You're like Hamas over here. 0.98

01:07:01.440 You're Hamas. 0.95

01:07:02.420 Do you hear this?

01:07:03.580 This is real.

01:07:04.380 I'm a living in reality.

01:07:07.940 Ask Mimetic Sisyphus.

01:07:09.300 Say, are we in real life friends? 0.98

01:07:11.660 And he'll probably say yes, just to not upset you, get you thrashing around like a pig in 0.97

01:07:15.960 the water.

01:07:17.260 But I'm friends with Mimetic Sisyphus' real name.

01:07:21.000 I'm friends with Mimetic Sisyphus.

01:07:22.900 Well, now you're talking about something else.

01:07:25.380 What is real life?

01:07:26.620 As soon as you say real life, you stop making sense.

01:07:30.560 I think this is all real life and it's one thing.

01:07:33.100 Online, offline, real life.

01:07:34.820 You could say my friend on the internet, my computer friend.

01:07:39.740 Yeah.

01:07:40.380 Admit you're wrong.

01:07:41.380 I'm not wrong here.

01:07:42.640 You've never met him in real life.

01:07:43.860 He's not your real life friend.

01:07:44.840 I'm close.

01:07:46.340 Pro-life Spider-Man is our friend in real life.

01:07:48.380 Make sure you guys follow him.

01:07:50.080 He climbs buildings and does a pro-life message.

01:07:53.000 He's a very nice guy.

01:07:54.120 Very nice pro-life guy.

01:07:55.420 Nice Christian man.

01:07:56.580 And he spreads a great message and he's very talented.

01:07:59.280 Make sure you guys follow him.

01:08:00.700 He's a friend of the show.

01:08:03.100 That's fair.

01:08:03.780 And a friend of mine in real life.

01:08:05.320 No, that's where you lose it.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - October 13, 2023

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