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00:01:01.440 Welcome back to Fluckus Talks, a podcast episode 282.

00:01:05.640 Today on the show, Trump's DC takeover is being met with Democrat resistance,

00:01:11.020 but we're going to show you who likes it.

00:01:13.460 Then Cincinnati officials are blaming the victims following that brutal beatdown

00:01:17.820 from a few weeks ago.

00:01:19.360 Then in the UK, they set up a sting operation to catch cat callers.

00:01:23.540 We're going to tell you what they should be focusing on instead.

00:01:26.340 And last but not least, in urban decay, we got some bad people.

00:01:29.920 With too many kids that we're paying for in more ways than just money.

00:01:34.360 All this and more.

00:01:35.520 Fluckus Talks, a podcast episode 282, ranked the best news podcast of all time.

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00:01:57.040 Fluckus Talks, a podcast featuring Richard Grappler.

00:02:01.220 All right, one for one on the intro as always.

00:02:10.940 Guys, I just found out something crazy about stem cells.

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00:02:22.660 But most stem cell therapies are illegal in the United States because they work too well,

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00:02:28.040 What if you could heal your knees, fix your back, or recover from surgery without pills,

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00:02:35.320 That's bad for profits, which is why the FDA has blocked these treatments, forcing people

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00:04:42.520 Hey, it's Friday, guys.

00:04:43.980 Yeah.

00:04:44.420 Feels good.

00:04:45.220 We have a weekend coming up and it's the summer.

00:04:47.260 Summer's almost over.

00:04:48.620 Okay.

00:04:49.000 So is it good or bad?

00:04:50.020 It's good, but we got to enjoy it.

00:04:51.500 We got to realize where we're at because soon it's going to be cold in the winter and

00:04:54.560 we're going to go, damn, I wish it was the summer.

00:04:56.680 I didn't even appreciate it when I had it.

00:04:58.920 So true.

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00:05:00.440 Yeah.

00:05:01.320 They're turning the clocks back this weekend.

00:05:03.220 It's going to be dark at 5 p.m.

00:05:04.560 next week.

00:05:05.080 It's over.

00:05:05.660 That's a joke.

00:05:06.560 Me and Flackers have been doing this to each other for a while now, telling each other

00:05:10.680 about anticipated events and just going, that's this weekend.

00:05:13.420 Yeah.

00:05:13.800 And then you kind of get hopeful for a second.

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00:05:21.320 So don't let us prank you, but enjoy your summer before it's too late.

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00:05:25.700 I'm okay.

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00:05:31.060 No issues.

00:05:32.140 I'm really doing good.

00:05:33.840 Okay.

00:05:34.240 I'm glad to hear it.

00:05:36.820 All right.

00:05:37.160 Well, we have a lot to get to.

00:05:38.400 I'm going to kind of give you guys a sneak peek at what's coming.

00:05:41.640 We have a packed housekeeping, a packed urban decay, a little light on the cringe.

00:05:46.720 Yeah.

00:05:47.140 Cringe.

00:05:47.700 We actually almost caused a fight.

00:05:49.960 Cringe almost caused a fight.

00:05:51.160 And I was like searching online, like twinks sucking each other.

00:05:54.400 Like, what are the twinks doing?

00:05:55.700 Twinks naked in the street.

00:05:56.800 And I couldn't find anything.

00:05:58.300 So we'll see.

00:05:59.140 We'll see how it goes.

00:05:59.900 The twinks and trans are taking some time off.

00:06:02.480 And I was desperately trying to find egregious acts from them.

00:06:06.200 Well, the only twinks that are active right now are NFL cheerleading twinks.

00:06:09.520 And we kind of already did that in bonus land.

00:06:11.120 And there's not much material there.

00:06:12.720 It's not much.

00:06:13.440 All right.

00:06:13.720 All right.

00:06:14.100 We have a great show.

00:06:15.300 And let's start it.

00:06:16.220 First things first, Trump is calling for a ActBlue investigation.

00:06:21.900 Meanwhile, President Trump is directing the Justice Department to investigate ActBlue.

00:06:25.680 This is a Democratic donation platform.

00:06:28.400 And the focus as the allegations about illegal straw donors and foreign contributions.

00:06:36.020 Right.

00:06:36.180 Meredith is live in Washington with more.

00:06:37.860 This has been brewing for a while, Mark.

00:06:39.780 What do we need to know?

00:06:41.360 Dana, for years, you're right about this.

00:06:42.940 But this is a big development.

00:06:43.920 The White House is directing the attorney general to investigate the Democratic Party's top fundraising platform.

00:06:49.440 It's called ActBlue.

00:06:50.320 And the president says he wants to know if foreign money is being donated to the group and then utilized to sway elections.

00:06:56.000 Democrats are calling this probe a dangerous abuse of power.

00:07:00.000 Dangerous abuse of power.

00:07:01.340 Like usual.

00:07:02.180 Because they're not going to be able to be in power anymore.

00:07:05.580 Our power.

00:07:06.300 Next election.

00:07:07.200 This is going to stop it.

00:07:09.080 We've covered this.

00:07:10.060 We spoke about this a few years ago and right before the 2024 election.

00:07:14.860 And we have some pieces of evidence that go along with this investigation.

00:07:18.680 Yeah.

00:07:19.100 I'll read this tweet first.

00:07:20.600 There is zero chance on this planet that in 24 hours, 880,000 mostly first-time donors donated $80 million to Kamala Harris.

00:07:27.860 The woman who got less than 1% of the vote in 2020 has a 37% approval rating and is polling worse than Joe Biden.

00:07:34.380 They are laundering money through ActBlue.

00:07:36.060 How stupid do you think people are?

00:07:37.920 And that's clearly the case.

00:07:39.580 No one's really passionate about being Democrats.

00:07:42.140 There are people who are and they donate, whatever.

00:07:44.620 But the numbers were just so unrealistic and egregious and obvious.

00:07:49.040 And we found this example from this man, Cornelius Manu, living in New Orleans.

00:07:53.720 Yeah.

00:07:54.040 We covered this on the show.

00:07:55.940 And James O'Keefe did a lot of uncovering of these where he was confronting people at their doorstep.

00:08:02.820 And they call them Smurfs, basically.

00:08:04.720 But we'll sum it up just to remind everybody.

00:08:06.580 New Orleans resident Cornelius Manu was listed as not employed, but somehow donated to ActBlue 847 times between January 4th, 2021 and December 31st, 2022, totaling $18,276.

00:08:22.280 Here's the vacant house listed under the donations address, Democracy in Action.

00:08:27.040 And it's like a split house we've shown before, guy chilling out on the porch.

00:08:30.880 He was passionate about supporting Joe Biden and shit.

00:08:33.420 He was dollar-cost averaging into his support of the Democratic Party.

00:08:37.500 He's very political.

00:08:38.580 Yeah.

00:08:38.960 And so they call these guys Smurfs.

00:08:41.220 And James O'Keefe, like we said, had a bunch of them.

00:08:43.920 And he kind of confronted them.

00:08:45.200 And they were like, oh, no, that doesn't sound right.

00:08:47.700 And so whether the money is – it's obviously a money laundering thing.

00:08:52.380 That's so obvious.

00:08:54.260 And it's either foreign influence or domestic who go over the donation limits that the Federal Elections Committee sets up, right?

00:09:03.140 Yep.

00:09:03.780 So I'm hoping with this getting investigated and then also we have the gerrymandering updates, which we're going to get to shortly.

00:09:11.240 And then we have potentially citizens-only census.

00:09:14.740 USAID is gone.

00:09:16.360 I think the midterms might not be as bad as we think because we're expecting midterms to maybe be tough.

00:09:21.740 But that's under the old way where it was all this fraud and all this money laundering.

00:09:26.800 And if we have a fair election, even if things aren't looking great, I think we can still pull out a win.

00:09:31.860 Yeah.

00:09:32.340 And for this stuff to be wrapped up by then is a big ask.

00:09:36.380 So that's – I'm a little less optimistic than you.

00:09:39.520 But we're going after the big pillars, right?

00:09:41.380 Their money, their human bodies, which are illegal immigrants, which are counted in the census, and then clearing voter rolls.

00:09:48.520 So those three things, like that's good things to attack to actually come at the core of their power, right?

00:09:56.640 Exactly.

00:09:57.000 The machine.

00:09:58.140 All right.

00:09:58.380 Our next story, Adam Schiff, a whistleblower.

00:10:01.240 Basically, a whistleblower accused Adam Schiff of doing treason.

00:10:04.860 That sums it up.

00:10:06.040 But so a Dem whistleblower came out and said Schiff called a staff meeting, told everyone he was going to leak classified intelligence to harm Trump.

00:10:15.560 Someone pointed out that's treason.

00:10:17.520 Other staffers said not to worry about it because they won't get caught.

00:10:20.740 And I'll read the highlighted part here.

00:10:23.340 Unnamed members of the meeting reassured, redacted, that they would not be caught leaking classified information.

00:10:29.840 Redacted believed this activity to be unethical and treasonous.

00:10:33.960 And we all know what the punishment for treason is.

00:10:37.940 Something bad.

00:10:39.080 Yeah.

00:10:39.400 I mean, real.

00:10:40.700 That's not a joke, right?

00:10:42.800 And it should be.

00:10:43.620 So hopefully Adam Schiff is charged with treason soon.

00:10:47.940 Yeah.

00:10:48.240 And you guys remember, we're also kind of litigating the past here.

00:10:52.020 Act Blue, Schiff doing the treason.

00:10:54.500 This guy was on the news every night saying like, well, we do have stuff.

00:10:58.360 And he's kind of like playing the public-private game.

00:11:01.840 Like, here's what I'm telling you publicly.

00:11:03.660 And we have more in private.

00:11:05.460 Trust me.

00:11:05.640 I've seen it.

00:11:06.500 Exactly.

00:11:07.140 And so he was leaning on that credibility the whole time to pump a hoax.

00:11:10.980 And smells pretty treasonous to me.

00:11:13.120 Very treasonous.

00:11:14.140 Let's make an example.

00:11:15.900 Let's bring back some old school treason laws.

00:11:18.440 Dust off the books.

00:11:19.840 All right.

00:11:20.240 Let's get to our next update.

00:11:22.020 We have a gerrymander update from Texas.

00:11:24.240 It sounds like they were successful in their remapping.

00:11:26.420 Yeah, halfway successful.

00:11:28.640 So Texas Senate passes MAP that adds five GOP seats, eliminates five Democrat seats.

00:11:34.880 That's the Texas State Senate.

00:11:37.100 The Texas House has not voted on it yet.

00:11:39.760 That's the next part.

00:11:40.540 And the House are all the people who fled the state.

00:11:43.840 So, but they're making progress on it.

00:11:45.940 That's next.

00:11:47.060 And in response, this is the main reason we're covering it, is because Governor Gavin Newsom is trying to gerrymander back.

00:11:54.020 It's a one-upsmanship of gerrymandering.

00:11:56.640 And he's tweeting in the Trump way now, as a bit.

00:12:00.560 He says, Donald Taco Trump, as many call him, missed the deadline.

00:12:04.060 California will now draw new, more beautiful maps.

00:12:08.240 They will be historic as they will end the Trump presidency.

00:12:11.520 Dems take back the House.

00:12:13.120 Big press conference this week with powerful Dems and Gavin Newsom, your favorite governor.

00:12:17.740 Blah, blah, blah.

00:12:18.320 Basically, he wants to gerrymander five seats that Texas just took back with five seats in California, which, honestly, kind of a good play.

00:12:28.240 It's a gerrymandering war.

00:12:29.920 Yeah, I respect it, to be honest.

00:12:31.940 We're in a real battle here.

00:12:34.280 But here's the response from Governor Abbott, which kind of silenced it, and you'll see why.

00:12:39.620 Well, to be clear, listen, all those big blue states, they've already gerrymandered.

00:12:45.940 Look at the map of Illinois.

00:12:47.840 Look at the map of California, New York, and Massachusetts, and so many other blue states.

00:12:52.680 They gerrymandered a long time ago.

00:12:54.800 They got nothing left with regard to what they can do.

00:12:58.400 And know this, if California tries to gerrymander five more districts, listen, Texas has the ability to eliminate 10 Democrats in our state.

00:13:07.300 I like the gerrymander war.

00:13:09.540 So the gerrymander war is basically the red states have a lot more room.

00:13:14.620 They have a lot more leverage.

00:13:15.840 And if you guys want to just make it known that hard right states and hard left states are going to completely gerrymander, we have way more gas in the tank than Gavin Newsom does.

00:13:24.560 So it's a good move.

00:13:25.760 But if it becomes an all-out war, ultimately Republicans are going to win because of less historical gerrymandering.

00:13:31.700 Exactly.

00:13:32.220 They've already shot their shot.

00:13:33.480 They did this a while ago.

00:13:34.660 Now we're going to make it even worse?

00:13:36.240 Yeah.

00:13:36.580 All right.

00:13:36.980 All right.

00:13:37.560 We're going to do it again.

00:13:38.500 You don't have much left.

00:13:39.580 It's like you already squeezed out all the juice.

00:13:40.800 So it's an interesting thing.

00:13:42.760 And shout-out to Abbott.

00:13:43.940 I want to see DeSantis come in hard and start to gerrymander, especially because Florida has moved so far, right?

00:13:50.120 Like Texas, it's like, all right, we are disenfranchising some people.

00:13:53.720 I'm admitting it.

00:13:55.060 We're disenfranchising some people.

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00:15:27.160 But they're on our side.

00:15:29.240 But our people have been disenfranchised elsewhere.

00:15:31.480 So that's the entire point of a gerrymander war.

00:15:33.760 Try to keep up.

00:15:34.820 Gavin Newsom, cute tweets.

00:15:36.660 And it's a good move.

00:15:37.700 It's a good move.

00:15:38.460 But once you get a reaction out of it, it's not as powerful.

00:15:41.800 Why Donald Taco Trump?

00:15:43.880 Taco is the nickname they gave him for Trump Always Chickens Out.

00:15:48.240 It's an acronym.

00:15:49.360 Trump Always Chickens Out for like reversing tariffs and stuff.

00:15:52.000 So, yeah.

00:15:53.560 Yeah.

00:15:54.400 Good one.

00:15:55.380 I know.

00:15:56.260 Some 20-year-old was like, yeah.

00:15:58.940 Taco.

00:15:59.600 Okay.

00:16:00.240 Our next story is from Cincinnati.

00:16:02.260 We've covered many times the brutal beatdown from like two weeks ago.

00:16:06.320 Now we have some officials and, you know, black community leaders coming to the defense of the people who did the beatdown.

00:16:13.980 Six individuals were charged with aggravated assault, which is a felony.

00:16:17.940 The white guy incited or urged six other people to commit a felony.

00:16:23.780 The method by which this situation has been handled raises serious questions as to whether there's bias involved in the investigation.

00:16:33.880 It also brings into question the possibility of a lack of integrity and whether there's something else to hide.

00:16:41.480 So they're victim blaming, and it's not even subtle.

00:16:44.220 Well, you incited six felonies because six black people had to stomp you out.

00:16:50.000 Yeah.

00:16:50.540 They – exactly.

00:16:51.680 That's the bias.

00:16:52.760 The bias of the cop show.

00:16:54.000 They made us jump him and stomp his lifeless body because what?

00:16:57.000 Did they say a no-no word?

00:16:58.860 Yeah.

00:16:59.080 The bias was whether or not you kicked him in the head.

00:17:01.420 We're only prosecuting head kickers, right?

00:17:03.400 And so there's no accountability here, no people taking accountability for the stompers' actions.

00:17:09.260 And then you kind of get a peek behind the curtain.

00:17:12.460 This is how the black community acts in a tribal way.

00:17:15.820 Like when there's an incident that involves a black and a white person, they'll side with the black person just because the other person is white.

00:17:22.320 Yeah.

00:17:22.600 We saw it with Carmelo Anthony, George Floyd.

00:17:24.780 Yeah, and then I was telling Fleckes before the show like every once in a while she says they incited six felonies and everyone is kind of like, the black leaders, we got a priest, we got a business owner.

00:17:37.020 You know, who are these people?

00:17:39.500 And Fleckes will be in the final page of housekeeping saying some nonsense and I'm like, no, I don't agree with that.

00:17:45.680 Don't bring me into this.

00:17:46.840 And they're all like behind her, incited six felonies and they're like, yeah.

00:17:50.520 That's so true.

00:17:51.580 They all agree with it.

00:17:52.440 Nobody objects.

00:17:53.380 Nobody's like, ooh, that was a bad talking point.

00:17:55.460 And it's the same energy as like, well, she was wearing a short skirt.

00:17:59.400 She was kind of asking for it.

00:18:00.800 It's literally victim-related.

00:18:01.940 I thought we were not supposed to do that.

00:18:03.020 And keep in mind, they're not responsible for the violent beatdown they did two weeks ago.

00:18:08.780 But white people are responsible for reparations from slavery from 200 years ago.

00:18:14.080 Yeah.

00:18:14.700 It doesn't really make sense.

00:18:15.540 We have some tweets here that really sum it up well.

00:18:17.540 Yeah.

00:18:18.200 Will Tanner said, kill the Bower, in quotes, and prosecute the victim.

00:18:21.900 The South Africanization of America is here.

00:18:24.460 Prepare accordingly.

00:18:25.620 That's something we said before, South Africanization.

00:18:28.660 Somebody said, if you didn't want to get jumped, then why were you voluntarily around a large group of black people?

00:18:33.860 It's actually a fair talking point that everyone understands intuitively.

00:18:37.600 But it's insane for them to just come out and say it.

00:18:40.300 Yeah.

00:18:40.580 I agree.

00:18:41.120 I agree with that.

00:18:41.600 Why were you willingly around a black mob?

00:18:43.760 I'm not.

00:18:44.100 Yeah.

00:18:44.380 Not the time to go to jazz festivals.

00:18:46.840 Yeah.

00:18:47.000 There's the racist and the woke version of that.

00:18:49.820 You get to the same opinion.

00:18:52.180 It's the same opinion.

00:18:53.920 All right.

00:18:54.380 We have a lot of stuff to talk about when it comes to the DC takeover.

00:18:58.320 Kind of the big story of the week, to be honest.

00:19:00.040 Big story of the week, for sure.

00:19:01.840 First, we're going to show some good stuff.

00:19:03.380 We have the bulldozers taking the homeless encampments out.

00:19:09.640 Yep.

00:19:10.540 Just grabbing the tents, grabbing all your shit.

00:19:13.840 Oh, that's my useless shit.

00:19:15.660 Oh, that's the shit I've been hoarding in the tree line at the park.

00:19:19.800 People are supposed to bring their kids to.

00:19:22.160 They're putting it in a dumpster.

00:19:23.600 You get it, right?

00:19:24.120 In a dumpster.

00:19:24.960 That's where it goes.

00:19:26.500 And then Trump-

00:19:27.020 You can be homeless anywhere, right?

00:19:29.220 Not our nation's capital.

00:19:30.660 Not the best streets in LA.

00:19:33.100 Not right outside the Roosevelt Hotel in New York.

00:19:36.160 Yeah.

00:19:36.760 You know?

00:19:37.220 There's a little bit of a homeless people outperform their zip code.

00:19:41.920 They're always like, oh, 90210, Beverly Hills.

00:19:45.400 Or San Francisco, like in the tech area.

00:19:47.960 Yeah.

00:19:48.260 It's like, you can go slum it somewhere else, and obviously nobody else enforces it, but

00:19:52.640 it's nice to see in DC.

00:19:54.020 Yep.

00:19:54.280 And then Trump was tweeting about the DC takeover and why it's so important, and also about

00:19:58.300 how the numbers, the crime numbers, have actually been fudged.

00:20:01.220 Yeah, the main quote is, the real crime rates are probably five to ten times what has been

00:20:06.000 reported.

00:20:07.060 DC has been under siege from thugs and killers, but now DC is back under federal control where

00:20:11.560 it belongs.

00:20:12.520 The White House is in charge.

00:20:14.560 And he referenced a lot of the stuff we talked about recently, the crime statistics being

00:20:18.720 pressured to knock them down.

00:20:20.780 And the commander who changed the numbers was suspended.

00:20:24.400 So it's like a known thing.

00:20:26.300 Yeah.

00:20:26.900 And I was kind of wondering, like, why did DC get so bad?

00:20:30.340 Like, whose idea was it to lessen penalties for violent felonies and then continuing the

00:20:35.380 no-cash bail?

00:20:36.520 And then I found this clip of Karine Jean-Pierre.

00:20:38.500 I did talk to the team, and we have a couple of things that I just want to lay out for all

00:20:42.340 of you.

00:20:42.900 And on what the DC bill does, it reduces maximum penalties for offenses like murders and other

00:20:49.120 homicides, armed home invasion burglaries, armed carjackings, as I mentioned, armed robberies,

00:20:55.420 unlawful gun possession, and some sexual assault offenses.

00:20:59.600 Do you even hear what you're saying?

00:21:01.900 It's like a reverse press conference.

00:21:03.340 You want to sneak that out.

00:21:04.480 You don't say that in public.

00:21:05.580 And she just reads it, and she doesn't even know what she's saying.

00:21:08.320 She's just reading it.

00:21:09.600 And it's like, you're saying that you're letting the criminals out, and you're knocking down

00:21:13.060 the felony charges.

00:21:14.260 That's something you release at 4 or 45 p.m. on the Friday of Memorial Day weekend, and

00:21:19.540 hope nobody picks it up.

00:21:21.040 She's up there at the podium reading it.

00:21:23.020 Yeah.

00:21:24.080 We're going to help out murderers.

00:21:25.980 Is that a priority for America?

00:21:27.800 We're going to help out murderers, and we're going to not get rapists in as much trouble.

00:21:32.200 Any other questions?

00:21:32.840 And she's not even processing it and being like, oh, shit.

00:21:36.340 I should brush through this.

00:21:37.300 What am I reading?

00:21:38.280 Yeah.

00:21:38.780 And then someone at a press conference asked the police chief about the chain of command,

00:21:43.660 and this was her response.

00:21:44.800 What the chain of command is now?

00:21:47.300 What does that mean?

00:21:48.120 Well, is it Pam Bondi speaking to the mayor, speaking to you, or how does this work?

00:21:51.580 So the executive order is clear.

00:21:54.300 So that was it.

00:21:55.040 What does that mean?

00:21:55.600 What is the chain of command?

00:21:56.900 And she said, what does that mean?

00:21:58.380 Isn't that like police speak?

00:22:02.060 At least she didn't say what that mean.

00:22:04.060 That's true.

00:22:04.780 So there's room to improve, but there's also room below.

00:22:09.020 And then we have some background info on this woman.

00:22:12.240 It was a DEI hire, and we have the proof.

00:22:14.460 Yeah.

00:22:14.680 Her previous job was chief equity officer.

00:22:18.160 So diversity programs.

00:22:19.760 Officer.

00:22:20.500 Yeah.

00:22:21.380 Chief equity officer.

00:22:23.060 You're under arrest.

00:22:23.560 Oh, my God.

00:22:23.960 You're on the force.

00:22:25.560 Yeah.

00:22:26.580 And then there's a Plato quote I thought was substantial.

00:22:30.700 The heaviest penalty for declining to rule.

00:22:33.100 You just read it.

00:22:34.020 The heaviest penalty for declining to rule is to be ruled by someone inferior to yourself.

00:22:38.660 Plato, the republic.

00:22:39.680 That's what it feels like.

00:22:40.720 Yeah.

00:22:41.220 Yeah.

00:22:41.600 I don't have a lot of faith in our leadership of a lot of American major cities.

00:22:45.500 We keep talking about how everywhere you look, there's a crisis.

00:22:48.080 And then you get there, and you go to watch the press conference,

00:22:50.500 and it's some old woman police chief, or it's some person who was a DEI officer come up.

00:22:56.940 And you're like, oh, I wonder why all our cities are going to shit, right?

00:22:59.420 I do have experiences as an officer of sorts.

00:23:03.100 I'm speaking.

00:23:04.120 Yeah.

00:23:04.840 Hold your questions.

00:23:05.960 I'm speaking.

00:23:07.020 Yeah.

00:23:07.600 Not good.

00:23:08.820 And then we do have some clips of people resisting the feds in D.C., mostly Democrats, obviously.

00:23:14.840 First, this lady just pushes the cop.

00:23:16.760 That was pretty good.

00:23:28.900 Chess pass?

00:23:29.700 Yeah.

00:23:30.020 And then she acts shocked.

00:23:31.180 Like, you chess passed me?

00:23:32.180 Yeah, you swung on a cop.

00:23:33.620 You swung on the feds.

00:23:34.740 This is Trump's America right now.

00:23:36.940 And then you guys are probably seeing this, the guy who threw this sandwich at the feds.

00:23:42.160 So President Trump has vowed to make D.C. safe and beautiful again.

00:23:46.760 And as part of his effort to fight crime, he's bringing in our federal law enforcement partners like FBI, ATF, DEA, Park Police, everybody to help the Metropolitan PD fight crime.

00:24:00.240 And the president's message to the criminals was, if you spit, we hit.

00:24:06.380 That's what I like.

00:24:07.260 So you saw it.

00:24:08.240 And ultimately, Judge Jeanine says they're charging this guy with a felony, hitting a police officer.

00:24:14.440 And the guy, if you watch, he's like jumping around.

00:24:17.940 He's a real manic pussy.

00:24:19.360 He's like stomping his feet.

00:24:21.220 And then he throws a sub.

00:24:22.860 And all this is fine.

00:24:24.080 You can get in their face a little bit.

00:24:25.700 You can yell.

00:24:26.480 You can voice your disdain.

00:24:27.880 But then you get that little pussy moment where I'm going to throw a Subway sandwich at you like a girl.

00:24:34.140 And he does it.

00:24:35.280 And then this guy's charged with a felony.

00:24:36.860 I'm sure he'll plead it down or something.

00:24:39.000 He probably doesn't have a lengthy record.

00:24:40.440 But this is the type of guy who's going to be crying in court to a judge because he had this little feminine blowup where he thought he could throw something at a federal officer.

00:24:49.960 Like the people who messed up the Teslas and keyed the Teslas or whatever.

00:24:53.880 And it's like, I didn't mean to.

00:24:55.840 I'm a pussy.

00:24:57.280 I got overwhelmed with anxiety or something.

00:24:59.800 So that's the type of thing.

00:25:01.520 And then that's a message to the other white people in D.C. who are protesting this.

00:25:06.740 Because the ghetto types, the teenage carjackers, they're keeping their head down.

00:25:12.580 They're not out there protesting or anything.

00:25:15.020 They're just like, ah, shit.

00:25:16.080 Got to chill for a few weeks.

00:25:17.500 The white people are the ones throwing subs and stomping their feet.

00:25:20.720 And this next clip is kind of similar.

00:25:22.340 Here's them heckling.

00:25:24.060 Here's a real cop.

00:25:25.460 He has a badge.

00:25:27.000 He has a sticky ass.

00:25:29.560 He's a name on his chest.

00:25:31.040 That's a real cop.

00:25:32.720 Fuck no.

00:25:33.520 I'm a racist citizen.

00:25:35.440 And he's not a war cop.

00:25:40.320 You get it.

00:25:43.720 It's liberal women and pussy guys.

00:25:45.900 You can hear a gay voice.

00:25:46.980 You can hear a real gay tone.

00:25:48.080 Yeah, you shouldn't be here.

00:25:49.700 Get out of here.

00:25:51.020 And they're literally making the streets safer.

00:25:53.720 And they're protesting that.

00:25:55.660 Yeah.

00:25:56.140 And then the people on MSNBC and CNN are obviously reiterating that sentiment as well.

00:26:00.920 Here's this guy with the hair who looks Indian.

00:26:03.600 Yeah.

00:26:03.780 Who is this guy?

00:26:04.660 He's like a Star Trek type character with that gray hair.

00:26:08.020 He's trying to do something unique here.

00:26:09.440 Or like Hades from Hercules.

00:26:11.760 Okay.

00:26:12.460 All right.

00:26:13.160 I think it's really important to be clear about what is going on here.

00:26:17.660 And a relatively small crime problem is being used for specific authoritarian purposes that we know and understand.

00:26:27.300 So let's be clear about D.C. does have a really one really big crime problem, which was the January 6th insurrection incited by the current president of the United States.

00:26:37.220 And his first act in coming back was pardoning all the people who tried to overturn constitutional republic order in Washington, D.C.

00:26:47.600 When I go to D.C., I'm not afraid of losing my wallet so much as I'm afraid of losing my vote.

00:26:53.040 I'm not afraid of losing my wallet so much as I'm afraid that my children's freedom to breathe will be stolen in a world where climate change policy is non-existent.

00:27:03.460 I'm afraid that.

00:27:04.660 What are you talking about?

00:27:06.180 These little 16-year-old kids going to steal your wallet right now.

00:27:09.100 Yeah, they're waiting for you.

00:27:10.420 They saw it.

00:27:10.980 They're following you.

00:27:12.180 Climate change?

00:27:13.520 We'll lose your breath from climate change?

00:27:15.300 This shows, and we're going to get into some more arguments from the left about this, but man, when all you have is January 6th again, that's over.

00:27:24.480 We don't care.

00:27:25.720 It wasn't even bad.

00:27:26.700 And I don't think it works as an emotional manipulation tool like he thinks it does.

00:27:31.480 So January 6th, climate change, and then I can't vote or something.

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00:29:06.980 So those are the big talking points.

00:29:08.180 I'd love to be on that panel and just go, oh, January 6th wasn't that bad.

00:29:11.000 Yeah.

00:29:11.660 Like, what?

00:29:12.760 I know.

00:29:13.300 They'd go crazy.

00:29:14.220 They'd have to.

00:29:14.960 And then this guy probably lives in like a $2.6 million house.

00:29:18.500 He goes, oh, this little crime problem is no big deal.

00:29:20.800 Yeah, they come bust our car windows every now and then.

00:29:23.380 Or he visits once a week or once a month type shit.

00:29:26.360 He doesn't even live.

00:29:27.240 Yeah, exactly.

00:29:28.640 And he calls it a little crime problem.

00:29:30.820 Meanwhile, 91% of D.C. residents say crime is a major problem.

00:29:36.000 And like we said, the D.C. police commander resigned or is suspended for changing the numbers.

00:29:41.840 So it's actually worse.

00:29:42.860 But based on the numbers we did have, D.C. is five times more murderous than Mexico City.

00:29:48.460 Yeah.

00:29:48.940 And that's off the fake numbers.

00:29:51.120 Keep that in mind.

00:29:52.280 Yep.

00:29:52.420 And then the fat, black, bald woman had some stuff to say, too, on that same panel.

00:29:57.380 You don't think more police make streets safer?

00:30:01.040 No, Joe.

00:30:01.700 I'm a black woman in America.

00:30:02.960 I do not always think that more police make streets safer.

00:30:06.080 When you walk down the streets of Georgetown, you don't see a police officer on every corner,

00:30:09.920 but you don't feel unsafe.

00:30:11.240 So what is it about talking about places like Southeast D.C., right?

00:30:15.060 Ward 8, if you will, that people say, well, we need more officers to make us safe.

00:30:19.300 Yeah, it's the black crime.

00:30:22.200 It's really simple.

00:30:23.940 And I know your TV program can't say it, but it's black carjackers and murderers.

00:30:29.780 It's not even hard.

00:30:31.360 And it's like, oh, why is Georgetown less scary than Ward 8?

00:30:34.700 Well, I don't know what Ward 8 is.

00:30:36.200 Let me think about that.

00:30:37.580 I'll ask Grok or something.

00:30:39.680 Why don't I ask AI?

00:30:41.000 It's not even the hardest hard to solve at all.

00:30:42.960 And their whole, that's why like the legacy media is dying is because their whole thing

00:30:48.240 is based on this like little no-go gray zone where they can't explain to you what's really

00:30:52.280 happening.

00:30:53.080 What is Georgetown?

00:30:54.680 Georgetown, the university and all the nice affluent white people.

00:30:58.100 Why is it?

00:30:58.640 Why is nobody killing each other there?

00:31:00.240 Yeah.

00:31:00.580 But Ward 8, it's like when they call it Ward, when they call it Ward something, it's usually

00:31:06.320 a little worse.

00:31:07.200 It's not old Alexandria or something.

00:31:09.440 It's Ward 8.

00:31:10.760 It's just a number.

00:31:11.680 Yeah, Ward 8 has more black repeat offenders offending repeatedly.

00:31:18.020 Yeah.

00:31:18.280 And actually, you know what?

00:31:19.680 That's why we're there.

00:31:21.340 It's not like a hard equation to solve, chicken or the egg or this or that.

00:31:25.940 If there was murders in Georgetown, the feds would be there and more police would be there.

00:31:31.440 It's so stupid.

00:31:33.280 And she also prefaced it by saying, I'm a black woman in America, like citing the resume

00:31:38.240 where wherever she says, you can't question it because she knows more about that experience

00:31:42.420 than you do.

00:31:43.300 She has experience.

00:31:44.160 Yeah.

00:31:45.860 So, yeah, that's a good point.

00:31:47.660 No one really wants to hear it from us because we're white.

00:31:50.300 So we'll outsource.

00:31:51.000 We actually have the answer.

00:31:52.340 Yeah.

00:31:52.800 We have the answer.

00:31:53.960 But we can outsource the point to a person of color.

00:31:56.400 They ate much of what they took.

00:31:58.040 Instead, they just trashed the place as this video obtained by our news partner, WTOP, shows.

00:32:03.820 We asked the couple what they think of President Trump's plan to federalize city police and

00:32:08.660 deploy more officers and the National Guard.

00:32:11.300 I'm telling Trump, yeah, just send the boys to Ben and Row because this is crazy.

00:32:15.420 And then you see Dollar Tree closing, CVS closed down, 7-Eleven closed down.

00:32:19.120 We're trying to put a store in your community.

00:32:20.340 Then you do this.

00:32:21.960 Yeah, that's pretty obvious.

00:32:23.460 Yeah.

00:32:23.940 And the black people who aren't involved in any of this are mad too.

00:32:28.660 And they don't want this.

00:32:29.760 It makes them look bad.

00:32:31.140 Their neighborhood gets worse.

00:32:32.360 The Dollar General closes.

00:32:34.060 And then you have the people who are supposed to represent their interests because they're

00:32:37.540 also black lying on MSNBC saying, oh, it's Trump's racism.

00:32:43.020 And everyone's like, what the fuck are you talking about?

00:32:45.100 They just trashed the store.

00:32:46.500 We have no stores.

00:32:48.100 Please help us get food.

00:32:49.780 There were three of them on camera.

00:32:52.000 It happened 20 minutes ago.

00:32:53.460 Can you please help us?

00:32:55.020 Trump's racism.

00:32:57.020 And then we have other mayors who are chiming in too and alluding to that same thing that

00:33:03.240 Trump's only going after certain cities and certain mayors because he's racist.

00:33:07.460 But let me just say also, it's not lost on anyone that the cities that he is calling out,

00:33:13.100 first of all, have large numbers of black and brown people.

00:33:16.540 Secondly, the crime rate is going down in all of these cities.

00:33:20.860 Thirdly, they're all headed by black mayors.

00:33:24.140 Now, what does that say?

00:33:25.260 What does that picture paint?

00:33:27.740 So we all know who he is.

00:33:30.040 Well, it would say to me that there's a crime problem and you're not arresting anybody and

00:33:34.680 you're probably fudging the numbers.

00:33:36.240 And that's why the crime goes down.

00:33:37.620 I think Donald Trump hates black people and it has nothing to do with the numbers or the

00:33:43.040 lawlessness.

00:33:44.180 And, you know, it's a chicken or the egg thing again.

00:33:47.140 Like, now, why is that?

00:33:49.060 Yeah.

00:33:49.820 Why is that?

00:33:50.980 Why are the numbers so much worse?

00:33:52.720 Exactly.

00:33:53.260 Let's go to Indianapolis or a more white city and just figure out, you know, what's going

00:33:58.600 on there.

00:33:59.340 We don't need to send to the feds there.

00:34:01.180 It's a good point.

00:34:02.200 And everyone says, oh, it's poverty.

00:34:04.140 It's circumstances.

00:34:05.640 But certain groups who are poor, like white groups in poor cities, they don't commit crime

00:34:10.620 at the same rate.

00:34:11.380 We've covered that.

00:34:12.540 Brandon Johnson was chiming in on this, too.

00:34:15.000 And she says black or brown people.

00:34:17.120 We've talked about this.

00:34:17.960 Black people really want to lump brown in with them.

00:34:19.980 And brown people are probably like, whoa, even your rates are a little high for us.

00:34:23.240 Let's separate black, comma, brown, white, yellow.

00:34:26.780 Yeah.

00:34:27.760 Yellow.

00:34:28.180 Even we admit the Asians do less than us, right?

00:34:32.260 Oh, yeah.

00:34:33.380 All right.

00:34:33.840 Brandon Johnson from Chicago had something to say about it as well.

00:34:37.120 Since you are begging, I do believe that Donald Trump is intimidated.

00:34:41.940 I know.

00:34:42.280 I think you're begging.

00:34:42.840 No interruption.

00:34:43.540 So let me just answer that.

00:34:44.620 I do appreciate you begging.

00:34:46.200 So I would just say it like this, that the president has always been intimidated by the

00:34:52.080 intellectual prowess of black men.

00:34:55.120 And so, of course, he would speak in those petite and puerile terms.

00:35:02.760 Very sophisticated.

00:35:04.740 He's thumbing through a thesaurus.

00:35:07.200 Who's petite.

00:35:08.120 Petite.

00:35:08.840 Petite isn't even.

00:35:10.220 I don't think petite really works there.

00:35:11.880 It does not.

00:35:12.640 And when I.

00:35:13.160 Yeah.

00:35:13.420 When we all think of intellectual prowess, we think of Brandon Johnson.

00:35:17.060 Mayor Brandon Johnson, who's promised making promises to not raise taxes.

00:35:21.380 And then, ah, shit, I got to do it.

00:35:23.480 We got to pay for these illegals.

00:35:24.580 He has a 7% approval rating, which I believe is the lowest approval rating of a mayor in

00:35:30.400 a city ever.

00:35:32.740 7%.

00:35:33.220 I'm intimidated by that.

00:35:34.540 Donald Trump.

00:35:35.360 Donald Trump.

00:35:35.400 He got a problem with me.

00:35:36.900 So, you know, once again, instead of hearing the point from us, let's go to one of Brandon

00:35:41.680 Johnson's constituents.

00:35:43.980 Hey, Trump.

00:35:45.320 Trump.

00:35:46.340 You need to bring the National Guard to Chicago, man.

00:35:49.620 You got kids killing kids, man.

00:35:51.540 That's not good, man.

00:35:52.500 But Washington, D.C., there's not much going on compared to Chicago, man.

00:35:57.640 I'm running.

00:35:58.440 It's a wall happening right now in Chicago, man.

00:36:01.720 That's a good point.

00:36:02.640 I believe him.

00:36:03.280 And we have a couple other cities that could use some feds, too.

00:36:06.720 Here's a scene from Memphis from a few nights ago.

00:36:08.820 Send him in.

00:36:29.800 Blew out the transformer.

00:36:31.480 Just letting that thing talk wherever it may land.

00:36:34.100 But, you know.

00:36:35.000 Really letting that thing talk.

00:36:36.200 Why is Trump targeting black and brown cities and mayors?

00:36:40.040 I don't know, man.

00:36:40.860 We may never find out.

00:36:41.900 He's mad because these people is black.

00:36:43.580 Yeah.

00:36:44.020 It's like you guys are shooting, like, banana clip full autos recklessly into homes.

00:36:49.000 Yeah.

00:36:49.580 Our next clip is out of Minneapolis.

00:36:51.100 There were 125 cars broken into in one night.

00:36:56.260 It's another window-smashing spree.

00:36:58.480 Vandals hit a neighborhood in northeast Minneapolis overnight, damaging more than 100 cars.

00:37:04.460 And all new tonight, this video of the criminals in the act.

00:37:07.760 This is making people angry.

00:37:09.720 Ben Henry talked with victims and police about what's being done to stop this crime trend.

00:37:14.860 He's live right now to show us the damage.

00:37:17.160 Ben.

00:37:17.340 Kevin and Lindsey, reminders remain of the crime spree from last night.

00:37:23.880 Garbage bags and cardboard cover windows, and I'm standing in shattered glass.

00:37:28.280 Police, though, say they are looking into evidence and checking on leads.

00:37:33.040 Still, though, after several weeks and hundreds of reports of car windows getting smashed,

00:37:38.000 no arrests.

00:37:39.220 And neighbors and folks who call this neighborhood home hope they hurry it up for their peace of mind.

00:37:43.840 Yeah, good time to invest in car window repair business in certain cities.

00:37:48.640 Yeah, yeah.

00:37:49.720 And then keep in mind, too, in Minneapolis, that's the place we talked about where cops

00:37:54.120 aren't allowed to pursue.

00:37:55.500 If they see a crime happening, they can't chase in the car because it's dangerous.

00:37:59.320 So that's another reason why the crime numbers are down, because either they don't report them

00:38:04.720 to the FBI for some cities, or in cities like that, they don't even chase and arrest people.

00:38:10.100 So, of course, the numbers are down.

00:38:11.740 You didn't arrest anybody.

00:38:12.640 Yeah, and, you know, Trump's power in other cities who he has threatened are obviously

00:38:18.040 way less than what he can do in D.C., being the commander-in-chief and what rules up to

00:38:22.580 him.

00:38:23.360 But we'll see.

00:38:24.800 I like to think big picture-wise, we saw California had that proposition where they

00:38:32.160 wanted to get rid of the theft under $950 thing and make that a more serious issue because

00:38:37.500 of how much it had ruined California.

00:38:39.060 And the state of California, a pretty lefty state, voted 70-30 on that to remove those

00:38:45.920 kind of like little carve-outs so people could get away with more retail theft.

00:38:49.240 And just big picture, the Democrats have to say this is authoritarian, this is XYZ, it's

00:38:56.520 like someone abusing their power, right?

00:38:58.660 But I don't think very many people, very many voters disagree with crime is up and it needs

00:39:05.260 to go back down, especially after you've gotten your car broken into, you know, someone who

00:39:09.640 got carjacked, whatever else you were a victim of.

00:39:12.460 So you get on MSNBC and you bring up climate change or you talk about how you're a black

00:39:17.680 woman or you make it racist.

00:39:19.560 It's not a winning issue for them and I like to see them on their heels defending an unpopular

00:39:23.800 thing, right?

00:39:24.880 Yeah.

00:39:25.240 So if it works, which it currently is, right?

00:39:28.480 I'm sure they're making arrests, they're posting about who they've arrested, guy with

00:39:33.280 an unlicensed, unregistered firearm and no job, up to no good, prowling around, those types

00:39:38.020 of people, it's a very popular issue to be harder on crime in America these days.

00:39:43.840 And the way they're going about it isn't even controversial.

00:39:47.000 It's not like they're, oh, we're going to interview every black person and see if they're

00:39:51.100 doing crimes.

00:39:51.920 Yeah.

00:39:52.200 I got a thing for how dark your skin is and if it's darker than this, you're coming with

00:39:57.060 me, right?

00:39:57.720 Yeah.

00:39:58.140 Just to prove you're not.

00:39:59.280 That's not what's happening.

00:40:00.100 It's like you're arresting criminals who are committing crimes and you're just not letting

00:40:03.820 them out.

00:40:04.300 Yeah.

00:40:05.080 It's not even hard.

00:40:05.920 Exactly.

00:40:06.280 All right.

00:40:07.080 Well, let's get into our migrant section.

00:40:09.440 We have a big migrant section with a lot to talk about.

00:40:11.680 First, we have some good news.

00:40:13.400 26 cartel members were turned over to Trump from Mexico in a recent deal.

00:40:18.780 Yeah.

00:40:19.000 And this is just footage of the plane exchange, I believe.

00:40:22.420 Do we even want these guys?

00:40:24.340 I guess they're off the street, but now they're coming here and we got to keep them locked up.

00:40:27.920 Then they bring him to California and then they let him out.

00:40:30.000 Yeah.

00:40:30.200 Now we have 26 cartel members in.

00:40:32.160 Ah.

00:40:32.900 Yeah.

00:40:33.220 But these are the kind of deals that happen with Trump, Joe Biden, other Democrats.

00:40:37.680 They don't care about anything like that.

00:40:39.180 They're not seeking justice.

00:40:40.280 And we have some more good news.

00:40:41.820 Foreign born numbers are down.

00:40:43.880 Can you read that, please?

00:40:44.920 Yeah.

00:40:45.180 Foreign born population declined an unprecedented 2.2 million from January to July.

00:40:50.620 The largest six month decline ever within the same year.

00:40:54.180 And I will just read this little fact here at the bottom, which is great.

00:41:00.340 We've talked about it during the Biden administration, how it's been straight line up on foreign born population.

00:41:04.900 The trend has gone crazy.

00:41:06.060 So to see it decrease is amazing.

00:41:07.640 And the people who put this study out, they said, we preliminarily estimate that the illegal immigrant population declined an astonishing 1.6 million to 14.2 million from January to July.

00:41:21.040 So 2.2 total foreign born out, 1.6 of that being just straight up illegals.

00:41:27.440 So a huge percentage of that 2.2 are just pure illegals, self-deporting.

00:41:33.340 And they say 1.6 million, which is 10% of the illegals, which is 16 million.

00:41:37.920 OK.

00:41:38.520 You might have one of the numbers right.

00:41:40.460 Yeah, one.

00:41:40.880 It's a one percent.

00:41:41.440 You got the numerator, but you ain't got the denominator.

00:41:43.840 Yeah.

00:41:44.560 But either way, it's good that people are genuinely leaving and self-deporting.

00:41:50.360 And Biden was the one who lit gas on that fire.

00:41:53.560 I think we've shown charts in the past of how it increased specifically under Biden from both legal and illegal immigration.

00:42:00.540 So very true.

00:42:01.520 And then next, we have a clip from Trump telling us how he got 270,000 illegals off of Social Security.

00:42:07.540 And if it's we've already kicked nearly 275,000 illegal aliens off of the Social Security system.

00:42:16.380 These are people, many of them have already left the country.

00:42:19.900 And yet we were sending them checks all the time.

00:42:23.560 And 275,000.

00:42:25.840 And that number is now even larger than that, Frank.

00:42:28.040 It's unbelievable.

00:42:29.100 So that's not good, but I'm glad we found out.

00:42:31.140 And they also discovered 12.4 million people over the age of 120 on Social Security.

00:42:37.080 Great.

00:42:37.760 That's a lot.

00:42:38.820 Yeah.

00:42:39.120 And so remember, guys, illegals don't vote in elections, though, either.

00:42:42.580 They're not on Social Security.

00:42:43.980 They don't vote in elections.

00:42:45.840 They barely count in the census.

00:42:47.660 They do.

00:42:48.100 So everything we've said.

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00:44:22.020 You know, they're in these things.

00:44:23.420 They're in these systems.

00:44:24.200 They're taking care.

00:44:25.100 They're taking advantage of, like, this bureaucratic bloat or, like, us not cleaning up our databases.

00:44:30.420 They're doing it on everything.

00:44:31.780 So to think they're not doing it on voting is insane.

00:44:34.280 Very much.

00:44:35.540 Our next story is out of Detroit.

00:44:38.160 Detroit, two city councilmen in Detroit were just charged with forging mail-in ballots.

00:44:43.100 There they are.

00:44:43.960 Looks like real Michiganders.

00:44:45.520 They don't look American to me, brother.

00:44:47.900 So that's, you know, that's what they're up to.

00:44:49.260 They get here.

00:44:49.980 Yeah.

00:44:50.500 And then they commit, like, treasonous crimes where you're, like, forging ballots for an election, which is massive federal crime.

00:44:59.800 Yeah.

00:45:00.040 There's that T word again.

00:45:01.180 But when you do it and you're from India, they're probably like, oh, yeah, in my country, we do this all the time.

00:45:07.700 Can I bribe you?

00:45:09.080 Can I bribe you to get out of this?

00:45:11.260 How much to end this right now?

00:45:12.960 It's no big deal.

00:45:14.040 And then when they get here, they're not used to the first world standards that we have, especially around elections.

00:45:19.300 And maybe that's why they're willing to vote.

00:45:21.520 And, oh, I'll get my ID and register to vote, and you'll give me a $500 Google gift card?

00:45:26.800 Yeah, something.

00:45:27.840 Okay.

00:45:28.660 Or, oh, we need to – we can't have Trump win.

00:45:31.000 We need you to throw these fake ballots through the machine.

00:45:34.060 Okay.

00:45:34.620 Yes, sir.

00:45:35.340 I'll do it.

00:45:36.120 Right away, sir.

00:45:36.780 And I actually talked about this in 2020.

00:45:39.680 I did a whole election fraud series of videos where we had all the requested mail-in ballots, and we found, like, thousands and thousands of people that were dead that were requesting and returned mail-in ballots.

00:45:51.800 And we were supposed to believe that they were caught before they were counted.

00:45:55.060 They requested and returned it.

00:45:56.720 But don't worry.

00:45:57.400 Those weren't caught.

00:45:58.080 That was the main premise of the argument, right?

00:45:59.740 Yeah.

00:46:00.360 None of those slipped through the cracks.

00:46:01.640 We have this volunteer woman who's – it's her first time, and she got rid of those, right?

00:46:07.020 Or these guys.

00:46:07.820 They're checking.

00:46:08.660 And then CNN said that was crazy.

00:46:11.200 Next, we have a clip of Muslims in Boise, Idaho.

00:46:14.920 Yeah.

00:46:15.080 So we started off with some good news, right?

00:46:17.100 Illegals off Social Security, foreign-born decrease.

00:46:20.440 But I think we need to get some Boise positivity because this is dark.

00:46:24.080 Boise, Idaho.

00:46:40.940 That's just heartland America, and that's the point.

00:46:43.600 So it's not enough that we're slowing things down.

00:46:46.240 That's the way I see it right now is – and Trump has been standing on it like, oh, we've basically shut migration.

00:46:54.060 Down to zero, and then we got the decrease, the 2.2 million, 1.6 of which is illegals.

00:47:00.900 But that's like stopping a bleed.

00:47:03.500 We need to fully stitch it back up, and that means getting them completely out.

00:47:07.240 So whoever's here marching in this little Boise parade as a Muslim on some sort of temporary status or something,

00:47:13.100 we need to be rescinding as many of those bureaucratic paperwork loopholes as possible,

00:47:17.080 and then obviously with mass deportations, which I'm still unhappy with.

00:47:21.180 Very true.

00:47:21.780 And my boy Spencer, a friend in real life, made me this cartoon.

00:47:25.740 I wish we would end mass migration.

00:47:28.340 Putting a penny into a wishing well or a coin.

00:47:30.840 And the migrants take the money for free.

00:47:33.280 They go, oh, money is in this pond.

00:47:35.440 Yeah.

00:47:35.940 And you might be thinking, damn, this mass third world migration, this is like a white genocide.

00:47:42.060 Yeah.

00:47:42.520 But don't worry.

00:47:43.640 No, there isn't a white genocide, according to Rosa Schwartzberg.

00:47:48.440 There's no genocide.

00:47:50.360 Thank you.

00:47:51.140 I was worried.

00:47:51.960 For a second, for a brief moment, I was worried.

00:47:53.780 Yeah.

00:47:54.200 So just keep eating your schlop and lower your testosterone.

00:47:56.840 There's no mass migration genocide.

00:47:58.900 And don't go to Town Square in Boise, Idaho this week.

00:48:02.620 Yeah.

00:48:03.060 You're not going to like what you see.

00:48:04.140 All right.

00:48:04.940 Our next story is probably the most important story from our migrant section.

00:48:09.760 Five Nebraska men were arrested for human trafficking.

00:48:13.380 DOJ breaks up human trafficking ring at several Nebraska hotels.

00:48:17.260 Ten children and 17 adults were rescued.

00:48:20.640 So five Nebraska men, you might be thinking, these are some corn-fed Nebraska Husker types.

00:48:26.700 Yeah.

00:48:26.860 Real muscle-bound guys throwing around barrels of hay and stuff like that.

00:48:30.400 Whatever they're doing in Nebraska.

00:48:31.780 Stealing the children.

00:48:32.560 And here's the five that were charged.

00:48:35.940 Kentakumar Chaudhari.

00:48:38.740 Rashmi Ajit Samani.

00:48:41.200 Amit Pralabhadahai Chaudhari.

00:48:44.540 Amit Bubahai Chaudhari.

00:48:47.680 Those guys have basically the same name with a middle name different.

00:48:50.800 And Maheshkumar Chaudhari.

00:48:53.760 So a lot of brothers or siblings here.

00:48:55.720 Family business.

00:48:56.640 Yeah.

00:48:56.840 Guys of Elkhorn, Nebraska and Omaha, Nebraska.

00:49:00.580 Yeah.

00:49:00.920 Nebraska men.

00:49:02.080 Five.

00:49:02.560 And here's what five Nebraska men should look like.

00:49:05.720 Friendly reminder.

00:49:07.240 That's from like a bowl game probably 25 years ago.

00:49:11.120 Yep.

00:49:11.680 That's what they took from you.

00:49:12.580 And now the Nebraska men, instead of rushing for 300 yards a game, they're now sex trafficking

00:49:18.020 underage children.

00:49:19.120 And they're hotels that they bought with small business loans that they were able to get

00:49:23.220 from our own government.

00:49:24.560 And I looked into this story.

00:49:26.100 A lot of those guys did the scam that we talked about where they fake a crime.

00:49:30.520 So at that hotel, they were running this operation.

00:49:32.760 A lot of them said they were robbed or had an incident and then filed a police report and

00:49:38.080 then got the automatic visa because they were the victim of a crime.

00:49:40.520 That special visa we talked about.

00:49:42.120 Yeah.

00:49:42.260 So that's what they do over there in Nebraska.

00:49:44.740 All right.

00:49:45.420 Got my visa.

00:49:46.480 Let's get to some sex trafficking.

00:49:48.380 Literally.

00:49:48.920 And we've shown Idaho and Nebraska.

00:49:52.680 And this is what's going on.

00:49:53.780 They're deep in here, guys.

00:49:55.200 So that's why I say we got to reverse it.

00:49:57.060 It's not good enough to stop.

00:49:58.520 We have to reverse.

00:49:59.600 Fully reverse.

00:50:00.340 And we're obviously importing a lot of Indian people.

00:50:03.540 We talked about that.

00:50:05.100 So I want to show a couple of clips that shows what these people are up to before they get here.

00:50:10.560 Here's some Indian people trying to use a revolving door.

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00:51:48.000 They're stuck.

00:51:49.020 They're jammed in.

00:51:50.100 Try to go two at a time.

00:51:52.200 Multiple two at a times.

00:51:54.820 Sneaking in the opposite way that it's going.

00:51:58.300 Dark.

00:51:59.780 Isn't that bad?

00:52:00.880 Yeah.

00:52:01.040 And then this other guy is cooking and he's, I think, I think he's adding more oil to the thing.

00:52:07.060 And here's how he does it.

00:52:09.060 He lets the oil burn holes in the plastic before.

00:52:15.360 So the little drips of plastic are frying up your, the bread that you buy from the street vendor.

00:52:19.860 And then you eat it.

00:52:21.420 You think he washes his hands?

00:52:23.860 Yeah.

00:52:24.180 Is he getting plastics?

00:52:26.020 He can burn in the oil.

00:52:26.940 He's got poop on his fingers from wiping his butt.

00:52:30.000 And he touches the food and you're eating microplastic poop spread.

00:52:33.900 I go to Nebraska now.

00:52:35.340 Yeah.

00:52:36.300 Go to Nebraska and work as a line chef.

00:52:38.600 I hear Boise nice.

00:52:39.940 You know?

00:52:40.780 In the same way where, you know, oh, do a little voter fraud.

00:52:44.200 Oh, no big deal.

00:52:45.220 Like, this is what we do in my country.

00:52:46.740 Oh, work as a line chef.

00:52:48.280 You wash your hands?

00:52:49.300 No.

00:52:49.680 We don't do that in my country.

00:52:50.660 You just start, like, becoming really clean all of a sudden.

00:52:53.260 Yeah, the meat's expired.

00:52:54.640 Only six days.

00:52:55.920 Yeah.

00:52:56.780 In my country.

00:52:57.580 The standards erode everywhere, right?

00:52:59.360 In my country, we buy the expired meat for cheap.

00:53:01.640 Yeah.

00:53:01.920 That's how you make more money.

00:53:02.920 Good discount.

00:53:03.460 Yeah.

00:53:04.340 And then we do have some bad news that we actually predicted.

00:53:07.520 Can you read that, please?

00:53:08.940 ICE plans to acquire AI technology that can scan and identify people's irises from 10 to 15 feet away using a mobile app,

00:53:16.760 comparing the images to databases and social media photos for deportation purposes.

00:53:21.220 Oh, that's not good.

00:53:23.420 And we've actually talked about this.

00:53:24.900 Like, we called this years ago.

00:53:26.740 We have a callback clip right here.

00:53:28.440 So, I think that there is a world where the right wing ushers in the AI surveillance state, unfortunately,

00:53:34.980 because part of the AI surveillance state will be delivered under the guise of, we got to get all the illegals out.

00:53:42.220 Crime and illegals.

00:53:43.160 We got to get the crime and the illegals.

00:53:44.560 We don't know who's who, but if we have an AI surveillance state, we can kind of find out where all these people are.

00:53:50.060 The right wing could potentially champion that, and I hope we don't.

00:53:54.840 We shouldn't.

00:53:55.700 So, yeah.

00:53:56.840 Heard it here first again, unfortunately.

00:53:59.500 And I actually just ordered an anti-facial recognition shirt.

00:54:03.240 Oh.

00:54:03.880 And got it from Etsy.

00:54:05.680 Oh.

00:54:06.420 I'm worried it might be.

00:54:08.040 What is it, LED lights, and it blows you out or something?

00:54:10.240 It kind of points up at you?

00:54:11.160 It just looks like a blurry scene from, like, a mall or something where there's, like, kind of people, and there's a floor, and there's a wall.

00:54:18.140 So, it looks like a still frame of, like, a busy mall scene.

00:54:23.520 And then it can't really find, like, where the face is.

00:54:26.020 It thinks it's, like, far away or something.

00:54:28.040 So, you have to wear that every day.

00:54:29.880 Yep.

00:54:30.440 And then they can't read my face.

00:54:31.920 Okay.

00:54:32.500 All right.

00:54:32.820 So, not good.

00:54:34.120 We obviously don't want to greenlight that, the facial recognition in all cities, under the guise of, oh, we're getting the illegals out.

00:54:42.180 Yeah.

00:54:42.880 And you've heard it here first.

00:54:44.680 Let's go to our next story.

00:54:46.960 This is from the UK.

00:54:48.080 We mentioned this in the intro.

00:54:50.260 These UK police officers, the girls, are going jogging, and then they're confronting everyone who catcalls them.

00:54:58.000 These women aren't friends out for a run.

00:55:00.680 They're actually undercover police officers, taking to the streets in Surrey as part of a new operation, trying to stop people catcalling and harassing female runners.

00:55:12.880 We get honked at.

00:55:14.260 They're staring.

00:55:15.040 They're hanging out of the window just to look at us, and it just, it's so, so, so prevalent.

00:55:20.360 And police teams are ready to intervene the moment the officers are beeped at, followed, or shouted at, pulling people over.

00:55:30.680 Those kind of behaviors may not be criminal offenses in themselves, but they still need to be addressed.

00:55:35.980 And, of course, the people that are likely to commit those kind of behaviors, you know, they may then go on to commit more serious offenses or more serious behaviors.

00:55:45.740 So that's what they're up to in the UK.

00:55:48.460 So police are pulling you over for not even a crime, and they're bait jogging.

00:55:52.920 And then imagine if, like, some fat policewoman is like, oh, I'll do bait jogging today.

00:55:58.060 No hits again.

00:55:59.400 Yeah.

00:55:59.880 I think we solved the problem.

00:56:02.600 This area is safe.

00:56:03.940 This is the country that had, like, Pakistani gang.

00:56:07.720 Yeah.

00:56:08.320 Every day is still happening, and they let them go.

00:56:10.640 Yeah.

00:56:11.060 And then this is who you're going after.

00:56:12.800 And I have a still frame of her describing what she does.

00:56:16.320 She likes it.

00:56:17.440 Oh, yeah.

00:56:17.700 She gets some joy out of it.

00:56:18.840 She likes the attention.

00:56:19.780 I'm hot enough to be the decoy jogger policewoman.

00:56:22.500 It's getting really out of hand.

00:56:23.960 They fucking love me.

00:56:24.920 They love my ass.

00:56:25.960 They're shouting.

00:56:26.980 They keep yelling about my – not to get vulgar, but, like, getting very specific.

00:56:32.020 Hanging out of the car.

00:56:33.300 Yeah.

00:56:33.680 You know, we got to stop it.

00:56:35.280 Yeah.

00:56:35.740 She likes it.

00:56:36.480 And then I found this funny meme.

00:56:37.600 What is the charge?

00:56:38.440 Rizzing up a bird?

00:56:39.440 A succulent big-titty bird?

00:56:41.740 That's funny.

00:56:42.620 But it gets more serious.

00:56:44.080 Raw-yegg nationalists had a good point.

00:56:45.560 Well, yeah.

00:56:45.980 Tens of thousands of British girls, maybe hundreds of thousands have been –

00:56:49.760 raped by Pakistani grooming gangs, and the police are deploying undercover female officers

00:56:54.020 to catch catcallers.

00:56:55.540 It would be funny if it weren't so evil.

00:56:57.860 So, yeah.

00:56:58.480 I mean, it's just backwards.

00:57:00.280 Not quite upside down.

00:57:01.960 But, again, it's like, where's the crime?

00:57:05.420 Georgetown or Ward 8?

00:57:07.360 Who's doing the sexual abuse?

00:57:09.540 The random guy driving by the car?

00:57:10.980 Or should we focus on the high Pakistani area right now?

00:57:13.840 Yeah.

00:57:14.340 Like, let's just jog through the nice part of town and see who catcalls us.

00:57:17.980 Then we pull them over, and it's not even illegal.

00:57:20.460 We just give them a talking to.

00:57:22.380 So that's what you use your police force for.

00:57:24.440 Crazy.

00:57:24.860 We have another example here where an illegal migrant broke into someone's house, and then

00:57:30.300 they had, like, a citizen's arrest where they held him down.

00:57:32.660 Yeah.

00:57:32.880 And then they ended up letting him go because he didn't steal anything.

00:57:35.680 But he didn't steal anything, only because they stopped him and held him down before

00:57:39.620 he could.

00:57:40.300 Guys are quite unhappy about the industry, but we have no allegation to arresting people.

00:57:44.940 Okay?

00:57:45.600 I understand that that's not something you want to hear, but she doesn't do so much

00:57:49.840 people do.

00:57:50.480 And obviously, she's the main person there, and she does want to press charges.

00:57:57.360 She does want to press charges.

00:57:59.080 She just...

00:57:59.680 Mary is in the back.

00:58:02.260 The darkest migrant you've ever seen breaks into a house, and, well, he didn't take anything,

00:58:11.580 technically.

00:58:12.200 You guys acted too fast.

00:58:13.440 You should have let him grab a vase, and then wrestled him down.

00:58:17.040 And then they say, oh, the lady doesn't want to press charges.

00:58:18.740 And they said, she does want to press charges.

00:58:21.140 Whoa.

00:58:22.000 There's nothing.

00:58:22.480 He didn't steal anything.

00:58:23.360 Is it trespassing if he's in someone's house?

00:58:25.420 And did you see him in the back?

00:58:26.600 Breaking and entering.

00:58:27.800 Yeah.

00:58:27.940 Did you see what he looked like?

00:58:28.980 Darkest dark you've ever seen.

00:58:30.580 Shouldn't be anywhere near England.

00:58:31.760 With a hoodie on, with his hood up, and just like, you know, his brain's not doing any

00:58:37.100 thinking, and they're going to let him go back on the street.

00:58:39.740 Yep.

00:58:40.480 Wonder what he'll do.

00:58:41.580 Wonder what happens next, guys, right?

00:58:43.520 And then in the UK, we have another story.

00:58:45.120 This girl is 13 and got arrested for being at a McDonald's after 5 p.m. because there's

00:58:51.400 a juvenile curfew in order.

00:58:53.300 No, you went for arrest.

00:58:54.720 Get off!

00:58:55.620 Get off!

00:58:56.640 Get off!

00:58:59.120 Get off!

00:59:03.060 Get off!

00:59:04.900 So that's who they're arresting.

00:59:08.600 Pretty sure that type of customer wasn't who the juvenile curfew was for.

00:59:13.260 Yeah, it was for the Muslims.

00:59:14.700 And then the guy they let go, the trespasser, he's good to go.

00:59:18.180 Arrest this 13-year-old girl in a school uniform who's getting food after school before she

00:59:22.860 goes home.

00:59:23.420 I can't imagine what people think in the UK, too.

00:59:26.500 Like, I just, and then they can't even speak about it.

00:59:29.100 Like, we're at least free to speak about it.

00:59:31.920 But they would get a knock on their door.

00:59:34.600 Cat calling, being at McDonald's, the migrant breaking into your house, he's fine.

00:59:39.320 Posting on social media gets you knocked on the door and arrested.

00:59:42.560 When is the, like, the breaking point for that, you know?

00:59:46.060 It'll be probably soon after a really egregious murder of, like, a very innocent young person.

00:59:55.520 I don't know, man.

00:59:56.380 There'll be some migrants steal a kid and, like, do something terrible.

00:59:59.620 And then there'll be on-the-street protests and fights, I'm assuming.

01:00:03.960 Okay.

01:00:04.500 All right.

01:00:05.040 Well, stay tuned for that.

01:00:05.780 Something like that, you know?

01:00:07.000 And then we'll replay it on the show in six months and go, see?

01:00:09.880 Yeah.

01:00:10.380 Told you.

01:00:11.520 UK is on fire now.

01:00:12.840 All right.

01:00:13.180 Well, that is the end of our migrant section.

01:00:14.680 We're moving on to the final page of Housekeeping where I can say whatever I want.

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01:01:53.780 All right, first clip.

01:01:55.440 RFK's voice sounds better now that he's on a carnivore diet.

01:01:58.280 A lot of people want to know, what's the Bobby Kennedy diet?

01:02:02.500 Basically, it's a carnivore diet, so it's mainly meat and then fermented, vegetable, anything fermented.

01:02:08.200 So a lot of yogurt, a good yogurt without sugar in it.

01:02:11.740 Yeah, kefir.

01:02:12.640 And then coleslaw and kimchi and all.

01:02:18.640 That's pretty good.

01:02:19.580 He's improving.

01:02:20.320 He sounds better.

01:02:21.020 Sounds great.

01:02:21.700 He's doing a carnivore diet.

01:02:22.740 We've talked about this before with you guys, like keto and carnivore.

01:02:25.740 Obviously very good for you.

01:02:27.180 If you have autoimmune problems, chronic inflammation, hormone issues, stuff like that, the carnivore

01:02:33.880 diet's great.

01:02:34.680 It gets you back to square one and it gets you running nice.

01:02:37.640 It gets your voice back up and running if you're RFK.

01:02:39.880 It gets your voice.

01:02:40.420 You have to update your impression of him.

01:02:41.800 I can't.

01:02:42.600 I know.

01:02:43.020 I don't have that range.

01:02:44.020 I just have a brutal one.

01:02:44.920 He must be happy.

01:02:46.160 I know.

01:02:46.760 Your voice is-

01:02:47.500 Imagine his wife, like, oh my God, that's good.

01:02:49.260 You sounded like shit for a long time.

01:02:51.660 For 30 years.

01:02:52.780 Yeah.

01:02:53.280 And now it's better because you don't eat carbs.

01:02:55.460 Good for him.

01:02:56.040 And then a lot of people are raising their children with a carnivore diet as well.

01:03:00.680 Yeah.

01:03:00.900 There was a Wall Street Journal article that said, meet the parents raising carnivore babies,

01:03:04.620 swapping pureed fruit for ribeye.

01:03:07.200 And this is how you make a big, strong baby.

01:03:09.120 They need animal protein and animal fat.

01:03:12.740 Fat helps them develop their brains, especially.

01:03:16.080 Animal fat, butter, bone broth, bone marrow, eggs, goat milk are the absolute best.

01:03:20.820 And that's how you develop a good face.

01:03:25.040 You know, when your baby's-

01:03:25.780 Strong jaw?

01:03:26.340 Strong jaw, good teeth.

01:03:28.400 Your facial development will be ideal because you're chewing this meat in a way that you can

01:03:33.880 handle.

01:03:34.780 And the other babies are eating pureed squash.

01:03:37.580 Yeah.

01:03:37.880 You just slurp it up like an idiot.

01:03:39.680 Yeah.

01:03:40.560 You're right.

01:03:41.260 You know, the Soylent meme, like people who eat Soylent and Soy Boys, obviously, kind

01:03:47.380 of the joke.

01:03:48.340 But yeah, if you're eating mushy stuff, you become a mushy person.

01:03:51.860 Why would you develop facial muscles and a strong jaw?

01:03:54.580 You just slurp up the schlop.

01:03:56.420 Yeah.

01:03:56.920 Agreed.

01:03:57.340 Oh, pureed salmon.

01:03:59.120 And you just swallow it down.

01:04:00.520 That doesn't do anything for anybody.

01:04:01.900 Yep.

01:04:02.080 So keep that in mind, guys.

01:04:03.360 If you have babies, goat milk is a sleeper.

01:04:07.140 Goat milk.

01:04:07.640 It's perfect.

01:04:08.560 It's better than even cow milk.

01:04:10.100 And it makes your gut healthy.

01:04:11.660 And the fat ratios are pretty much perfect.

01:04:13.940 It's like the best.

01:04:14.540 It's in the Bible many times.

01:04:16.020 Oh.

01:04:16.640 Yeah.

01:04:17.060 Oh.

01:04:18.100 Come that, yeah, the clincher.

01:04:19.720 Come over the top of the clincher.

01:04:21.460 I guess.

01:04:22.060 I guess I have to.

01:04:23.300 I've never had goat milk, like basically ever.

01:04:25.820 I've had it.

01:04:26.680 It's good.

01:04:27.200 Same thing.

01:04:27.660 It doesn't taste crazy.

01:04:28.640 Camel milk.

01:04:29.540 All right.

01:04:30.160 All right.

01:04:31.060 There's no camel milk.

01:04:32.160 In the Bible.

01:04:33.040 Yeah.

01:04:33.500 Maybe there might be.

01:04:34.820 Next, we have a polyester health update.

01:04:38.100 Polyester is the new birth control.

01:04:39.520 75% of female dogs wearing polyester couldn't get pregnant because it tanked their progesterone.

01:04:45.720 Polyester creates an electrostatic field that disrupts hormone production.

01:04:50.160 Get rid of the Lulu, ladies.

01:04:51.700 And then there's some study here that I'm not going to get into.

01:04:53.440 Very interesting.

01:04:54.120 And then our next health-related thing is go outside after it rains.

01:04:59.420 Yeah.

01:04:59.720 Rain releases lots of negative ions.

01:05:02.080 Into the air, which are anti-inflammatory, boost metabolism, and improve mood.

01:05:07.000 Rain also causes plants to release all their essential oils and more oxygen, creating even more healing air.

01:05:13.420 That's why it feels so good out there.

01:05:15.020 And this is basically, we just basically ran through all these things from Carnivore Aurelius.

01:05:19.160 Yeah.

01:05:19.500 So you like him.

01:05:20.080 Follow him.

01:05:20.320 Follow him.

01:05:20.900 Yeah.

01:05:21.340 Yeah.

01:05:22.740 Outside when it rains.

01:05:23.580 But what if you get wet?

01:05:25.040 You like it.

01:05:25.760 Wet's good for you.

01:05:26.480 I don't like wet.

01:05:27.360 I don't like wet.

01:05:27.880 I like being out under the rain under an overpass thing.

01:05:31.040 That's the ideal situation.

01:05:32.520 Out on the road under an overpass.

01:05:33.840 You get the ions.

01:05:35.160 You get the ions, but you don't get wet.

01:05:37.440 All right.

01:05:37.780 Our next story is health-related, but bad health.

01:05:41.500 There is a zombie rabbit thing.

01:05:44.380 U.S. citizens warned, do not touch Frankenstein rabbits growing black tentacles as they flood parks.

01:05:51.100 Oh, and he's fucked up.

01:05:52.220 Yeah.

01:05:52.360 Don't you want to just reach out and touch him?

01:05:53.920 Oh, that's what I want to touch, the fucked up rabbit, the visibly fucked up rabbit.

01:05:57.700 All right.

01:05:57.820 Could be zombies.

01:05:58.940 And I also want to get something on the record really quick.

01:06:01.300 There's a parasite called screw worms.

01:06:04.760 Yeah, I've seen those.

01:06:06.600 That might be the next thing they try to bring in.

01:06:09.760 Someone just died, I believe, in Mexico from it.

01:06:12.040 I think it was the first human death in a while.

01:06:13.780 Okay.

01:06:14.320 So screw worms, heard it here first.

01:06:16.840 In a year from now when we have the screw worm pandemic, we'll replay this clip.

01:06:20.280 All right.

01:06:20.760 You're doing a lot of forward-looking shit.

01:06:23.500 That doesn't really help us right now.

01:06:24.980 All right.

01:06:25.260 Let's be through the rest because we're running out of time.

01:06:27.500 Trump unveils some new numbers.

01:06:29.980 All new numbers.

01:06:32.140 92, 5 dillion, 12.

01:06:36.220 I love shit like that.

01:06:37.560 Eleventy.

01:06:38.340 Yeah.

01:06:38.900 Eleventy sounds good.

01:06:40.480 Yeah, I like shit like that.

01:06:41.760 All right.

01:06:42.320 All right.

01:06:42.620 Max, this guy invented free energy.

01:06:45.220 I figured a way to create energy.

01:06:47.560 If the government finds me, I need your guy's help.

01:06:49.880 All right.

01:06:53.720 All right.

01:06:59.960 So the free energy, but you need fire to do the free energy.

01:07:03.480 So it's not free.

01:07:04.360 And you're burning gas.

01:07:05.620 And it doesn't.

01:07:06.560 And you lose energy.

01:07:07.980 Bud, you are spinning that CD-ROM pretty good.

01:07:10.700 I can't argue with you there.

01:07:11.880 So if you guys need a, what's it called, the Rubo Goldberg machine where you make like

01:07:16.960 the random invention?

01:07:18.380 If you guys need to spin your old Call of Duty discs, we have a way.

01:07:22.560 You need a Coke can and some water.

01:07:24.480 All right.

01:07:24.720 Next, top 40 gayest things man can do.

01:07:27.780 Screaming when the DJ tells everyone to make some noise.

01:07:30.520 You're not supposed to do that.

01:07:31.380 Yeah.

01:07:31.540 What are you, a follower?

01:07:32.780 Here you make some noise.

01:07:34.180 Yeah.

01:07:35.260 You're supposed to act hard and just look around and judge people who are screaming.

01:07:39.000 You don't listen to that.

01:07:39.940 Yep.

01:07:40.100 Uh, last piece before one last thing.

01:07:43.640 Uh, I got a bait boat.

01:07:45.600 So I, I'm doing shark fishing as you guys know, and I love it as a hobby, but I can't

01:07:49.900 cast as far as I need to cast.

01:07:52.060 So I have now a bait boat that carries my line and chum.

01:07:57.120 So you get to the spot, you dump the chum, you dump the line, and then you wait for the

01:08:01.380 big shark.

01:08:02.460 My goal is to catch a massive hammerhead shark.

01:08:06.280 And I'm going to do that as soon as possible.

01:08:08.320 I have my shark gloves.

01:08:09.500 I have a hook remover.

01:08:11.680 That's the thing.

01:08:12.560 Did you get the boat already?

01:08:13.540 It comes today.

01:08:14.440 So yeah.

01:08:15.240 All right.

01:08:15.680 And the thing about sharks that kind of freaks me out, I look online at these guys, they

01:08:21.020 just hold it open and just pull the hook out.

01:08:23.340 Like I am, I'm not there.

01:08:24.920 So I have a hook remover, which is kind of an F slur move, but yeah, you're kind of an

01:08:28.500 F slur.

01:08:29.180 Whatever.

01:08:29.580 I'm scared.

01:08:30.740 I'm scared of the, of the beast.

01:08:32.540 Yeah.

01:08:32.800 But I'm trying to pull out a big, cool shark.

01:08:36.080 And when I do, I'll never have to shark fish again.

01:08:38.080 And I could sell all this stuff and get some money back.

01:08:40.620 Okay.

01:08:41.200 It's business.

01:08:41.980 Doubt.

01:08:42.360 I doubt that.

01:08:43.620 All right.

01:08:44.240 Then I had one stupid idea.

01:08:46.420 Go ahead.

01:08:47.220 You'll help me?

01:08:48.580 Yeah.

01:08:49.200 Yeah.

01:08:49.480 Yeah.

01:08:49.600 Yeah.

01:08:50.140 All right.

01:08:50.460 I have an idea that could help America, but I don't think it's possible because no one

01:08:55.100 really wants to help America that bad.

01:08:56.820 Remember how Elon Musk bought Twitter and he's like, I'm not doing this for financial reasons.

01:09:01.300 I'm doing this to help free speech.

01:09:03.880 What if someone with a lot, a lot, a lot, a lot of money came in and said, I am going

01:09:09.160 to give loans at a 1% rate for mortgages.

01:09:13.120 And you just completely undercut the five, six, 4% interest rates and say, yeah, I could

01:09:18.900 make more money at those rates.

01:09:20.300 I know, but I want Americans to be able to buy homes.

01:09:23.120 Maybe you need to be a married couple or have kids or have a good credit score or be college

01:09:28.660 educated, whatever the thing, nice American people.

01:09:31.320 And you get a 1% mortgage and that mortgage company could make 5%, but they're just saying,

01:09:37.540 eh, I'm going to do 1%.

01:09:39.520 And it's going to help everybody.

01:09:41.360 And you'll get a ton of customers because everyone will leave the banks and refinance

01:09:44.540 there.

01:09:45.020 So the banks can't really compete with that.

01:09:47.560 And he would almost solve some problems.

01:09:49.580 And all it would take is like a multi, multi, multi, multi-billionaire going, you know what?

01:09:54.520 Doing free charity for nothing.

01:09:55.560 I'm willing to make 1% on $100 billion.

01:09:59.760 All right.

01:10:00.320 Yeah.

01:10:01.120 Maybe you should have skipped this.

01:10:01.820 What does that feel good?

01:10:02.460 You should have skipped this one.

01:10:03.460 I can't help you.

01:10:04.260 Yeah.

01:10:04.660 It's tough.

01:10:06.060 Tough ask.

01:10:06.720 That's what we need.

01:10:07.780 We need to privatize it.

01:10:08.920 But then that would just increase home prices, which are already increased, you know, everyone

01:10:13.500 getting cheap money.

01:10:14.400 And it's like, I'll buy that one for 20% more than it's worth right now because I'm paying

01:10:18.660 half or a third of the interest.

01:10:21.580 So I don't know.

01:10:22.300 Back to the drawing board.

01:10:23.560 But it would feel good.

01:10:24.500 Good on the shark boat.

01:10:25.900 Shark boat.

01:10:26.320 Good on the shark boat.

01:10:27.100 Let's go back.

01:10:27.420 Massive hammerhead.

01:10:28.340 Yeah.

01:10:28.660 Yeah.

01:10:28.780 When I get the hammerhead, I'm not scared of the hammerhead as much because it has the

01:10:33.380 hammerhead.

01:10:34.220 That's where you grab.

01:10:35.240 And I'm going to lift it up.

01:10:36.340 Handles.

01:10:36.860 Open the jaws.

01:10:38.140 I'm going to have a sick picture on the show.

01:10:39.880 You heard it here first.

01:10:41.080 Okay.

01:10:41.260 I'm going to come back to this clip and see.

01:10:42.540 Told you.

01:10:43.080 All right.

01:10:44.120 Let's get to the house.

01:10:44.780 All right.

01:10:45.060 That's it.

01:10:45.520 The housekeeping.

01:10:46.020 We've got a cringe of the week.

01:10:49.480 All right.

01:10:50.040 Our first clip of cringe of the week is this guy heading to a fight and he has a lot of

01:10:54.340 aura, but things change pretty quick.

01:10:57.180 Come on.

01:10:58.440 Thank you for being native.

01:11:00.960 Oh, so we'll run that again in the beginning.

01:11:06.620 In the beginning, he comes up and he's smoking a cig and he throws it down like he's like

01:11:11.040 Nicolas Cage in an action movie.

01:11:12.880 Open chest shirt.

01:11:14.420 He's handling business, walking in the street, one last puff, and then you're slept and your

01:11:19.420 boys are grabbing your lifeless body, picking you up very bad.

01:11:22.980 You've never had it in you.

01:11:24.140 And we actually have a chart, a graph here of his aura.

01:11:27.780 Okay.

01:11:28.180 It was rising pretty quick on that cigarette drag and the aggressive manner in which he

01:11:33.060 approached the man right at the top.

01:11:34.840 And you see where the knockout occurred.

01:11:37.100 Straight line down.

01:11:38.500 And then his aura got rug pulled.

01:11:40.640 Yeah.

01:11:40.820 Unfortunately.

01:11:42.140 Okay.

01:11:42.720 All right.

01:11:43.240 Our next clip is a woman having a mental breakdown at Starbucks because they discontinued her

01:11:47.780 drink.

01:11:48.200 I know it's really dumb, but I just went to two different Starbucks.

01:11:51.780 Hi, welcome to Starbucks.

01:11:52.940 Let me get started for you today.

01:11:54.260 Hi there.

01:11:55.080 Do you guys have the summer berries still?

01:11:57.320 Please don't.

01:11:58.160 I'm sorry, please.

01:11:59.180 I'm just desperate to find it.

01:12:00.740 Yeah.

01:12:00.940 Everyone is supposed to technically like be out of it by now.

01:12:03.940 And I just had the worst day.

01:12:05.680 I really want my emotional support drink.

01:12:08.120 I got laid off a month ago, but they gave me 30 days notice so that I could keep working,

01:12:15.600 which I really appreciated because I needed the income.

01:12:18.500 But my last day is on Friday and I'm having to go to work every day this week at a job that

01:12:25.120 I'm already laid off from.

01:12:26.860 I've worked at this place for five years.

01:12:29.020 It's just a small thing, but I was just going to comfort myself tonight.

01:12:34.680 I don't drink.

01:12:36.200 I'm sober, so I don't, you know, I don't go to the bar when I don't feel good.

01:12:40.840 I go to Starbucks and it just feels like we should get some warning when something's

01:12:47.420 going to be disappearing because some of us depend on it.

01:12:51.980 And they were asking me, do you want anything else?

01:12:55.740 They were like, we still have the popping bubble, but we can put it in something else,

01:13:01.160 but I don't want it in something else.

01:13:03.020 I only want it in the summer berry.

01:13:07.120 And so I just told them I didn't want it.

01:13:08.920 She needs some emotional support.

01:13:10.340 Ketamine.

01:13:11.480 Yeah.

01:13:12.220 I feel bad.

01:13:13.400 Yeah.

01:13:13.620 She's having a breakdown.

01:13:16.580 I went back and forth because you're like, oh, she lost her job and she's really going

01:13:20.480 through it.

01:13:21.000 And then she keeps harping on the Starbucks and what they're trying to do in the drink.

01:13:24.560 And I'm like, don't focus on the fucking drink.

01:13:27.040 The drink, she was at the edge of something emotionally.

01:13:30.200 She was at a cliff and the Starbucks drink was just the final push.

01:13:35.060 And I pushed her over and she's saying, give us some sort of warning.

01:13:38.420 It's the summer berry blast.

01:13:40.780 Yeah.

01:13:41.080 And it's August.

01:13:42.040 It's mid-August.

01:13:42.620 Middle of August.

01:13:44.460 There was some warning and I feel bad, but you know, this happened to me.

01:13:48.720 Yeah.

01:13:49.060 This type of thing happens to everybody.

01:13:50.440 I went to my favorite restaurant not too long ago and they were like, oh, we're not

01:13:54.280 doing key lime pie anymore.

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01:15:26.400 What restaurant?

01:15:27.180 Cassis.

01:15:27.780 Remember that?

01:15:28.380 Remember they stopped doing-

01:15:28.960 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:15:29.680 I was there.

01:15:30.360 And they stopped doing Keyline Pie.

01:15:31.740 I didn't ruin my life over it.

01:15:33.440 I just wrote a few letters, made a few anonymous threats, did a dining dash.

01:15:37.460 Selfie video crying.

01:15:38.380 Beat up a busboy at 1 a.m. out back in the alley.

01:15:41.260 Smoked a cigarette, went out into the street, wanted to fight somebody.

01:15:44.140 He knocked me out.

01:15:45.720 I'm not obsessed about it.

01:15:46.920 Yeah, yeah.

01:15:47.580 But she's kind of like an adult baby.

01:15:51.860 I don't know.

01:15:52.560 Yeah, I feel bad, man.

01:15:53.700 She's an adult baby, and as an adult, you know the phrase emotional support blank.

01:15:57.280 So, oh, this is my emotional support drink.

01:15:58.980 You sound like an adult, but you also sound like a baby.

01:16:01.340 Yeah, so true.

01:16:02.660 I agree.

01:16:03.300 It's like, I really wanted this.

01:16:04.640 I'm sad it's gone.

01:16:05.480 I got to find something else.

01:16:06.700 There's a little bit too much lingering on the baby thing.

01:16:10.420 This is a tantrum.

01:16:11.460 You know?

01:16:12.020 It's a tantrum.

01:16:12.100 Hey, we don't have Diet Coke.

01:16:13.400 Do you want anything else?

01:16:14.480 Diet Dr. Pepper?

01:16:15.980 Yeah.

01:16:16.500 Okay.

01:16:16.820 Close enough.

01:16:18.060 Yeah.

01:16:18.420 I get the squirts I want.

01:16:19.660 I get the chemicals.

01:16:21.280 I'm also going to defer to a boomer meme here.

01:16:23.580 We're going to need a bigger mental hospital.

01:16:25.720 Jaws.

01:16:26.520 Jaws is coming back, by the way.

01:16:28.280 August something.

01:16:29.420 August 29th.

01:16:30.180 They're putting it in the theaters again for the 50-year anniversary.

01:16:32.980 They shot that in Martha's Vineyard.

01:16:34.860 Okay.

01:16:35.780 That's just interesting.

01:16:36.580 All right.

01:16:37.380 And then we have a quote here that I think really shows what's going on with this woman

01:16:42.240 in the car.

01:16:42.800 Can you read that?

01:16:43.380 At the core of liberalism is the spoiled child.

01:16:46.840 Miserable, as all spoiled children are.

01:16:49.440 Unsatisfied.

01:16:50.200 Demanding.

01:16:51.100 Ill-disciplined.

01:16:52.240 Despotic.

01:16:53.060 And useless.

01:16:54.260 Liberalism is a philosophy of snibbling brats.

01:16:57.680 There's a point there.

01:16:59.080 If she had real issues or lived in a country with real problems, she wouldn't be freaking

01:17:04.300 out over the Summerberry Blast drink being discontinued.

01:17:07.620 So there's a point.

01:17:08.860 I get it.

01:17:09.480 I get it.

01:17:09.640 But we're not being mean and we hope this woman finds peace.

01:17:13.100 God bless this woman and bring her peace.

01:17:15.360 I think there's a lot of cringe and a lot of urban and stuff like that.

01:17:21.100 There's a hidden God bless and may you find Jesus.

01:17:25.240 God bless all of these people.

01:17:26.260 You know, we go hard and it's funnier to be dark, but I wish the best for you.

01:17:31.600 I don't know.

01:17:32.500 I feel bad about this one.

01:17:34.480 Yeah.

01:17:35.040 But then you kept crying about the Starbucks drink.

01:17:37.080 And your nails are like done perfectly from a place.

01:17:39.580 So you're talking about like losing your job, but then you have like a hundred dollar

01:17:42.560 manicure.

01:17:44.320 All right.

01:17:45.000 We're not going to harp on it.

01:17:46.720 Next, this man is 800 pounds and this is what he's up to.

01:17:51.140 What does an 800 pound man eat every day?

01:17:53.780 The first thing he does when he wakes up in the morning is to have two biscuits.

01:17:56.940 This is an AI voiceover, so let's just get it over with.

01:17:59.800 But he's eating breakfast, two biscuits.

01:18:01.980 He gets his bowl of schlop, mashed potatoes.

01:18:04.780 Then a big sausage and egg pile, gravy on top.

01:18:08.620 This guy kind of looks like RRB with the glasses on at first.

01:18:11.880 Yeah, you see it?

01:18:12.540 There he is.

01:18:13.120 There he is.

01:18:13.620 And then he's getting some steaks.

01:18:15.540 He's doing the RFK carnivore thing for a few seconds.

01:18:19.280 Not quite.

01:18:20.520 And basically, this guy's 800.

01:18:22.300 People keep bringing it to him.

01:18:23.680 And after every meal, there's a cake.

01:18:25.200 There's a slice of cake.

01:18:26.180 You get dessert with every meal.

01:18:27.560 But the dessert is an entire cake.

01:18:29.680 That's a nice life.

01:18:30.560 He's eating carrots.

01:18:31.400 He's eating vegetables.

01:18:32.340 Yeah.

01:18:32.740 He's growing his beard out.

01:18:33.760 But then he complains about it.

01:18:34.980 So they give him orange soda.

01:18:36.200 That's a two liter of soda.

01:18:37.360 His hands are gigantic.

01:18:39.040 Here comes second dinner, which is like Chinese food, ordered takeout.

01:18:42.720 Yep.

01:18:43.060 He eats it all.

01:18:44.320 And then he wants more.

01:18:45.520 So he eats his wife.

01:18:46.380 Look at his legs go out like that.

01:18:47.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:18:48.780 And he has a fifth plate.

01:18:50.020 And he can't eat anymore.

01:18:51.560 So his wife clears the plates.

01:18:53.020 All the enablers.

01:18:53.840 I think that's his mom, probably.

01:18:55.400 Yeah.

01:18:56.280 All right.

01:18:56.900 So we have some points to make.

01:18:58.840 Okay.

01:19:00.580 He's kind of living.

01:19:02.040 Yeah.

01:19:03.400 Hey, what do you want to do today?

01:19:04.580 That's how a king lives.

01:19:05.660 Bring me my cake.

01:19:07.140 Chinese.

01:19:08.400 Chinese food.

01:19:09.440 Cake.

01:19:09.880 So despite the health issues, he does have a little dinner bell.

01:19:13.960 He kind of lives like a king as long as he's not trying to work out, move his body, or do anything.

01:19:19.840 And if you're 500 pounds.

01:19:21.820 That's like 800.

01:19:23.520 I'm building up to it.

01:19:24.620 If you're 500 pounds, you might as well be 600 pounds.

01:19:27.980 And if you're 600 pounds, it's the same thing as 800.

01:19:31.160 A little Fleckus math for you.

01:19:32.420 There is a mobility ending point, though.

01:19:35.080 Exactly.

01:19:35.460 And once you reach that.

01:19:37.180 You might as well go up.

01:19:38.080 You might as well keep going.

01:19:39.040 All right.

01:19:40.500 And we're probably all thinking it.

01:19:42.480 What?

01:19:43.100 He's shitting.

01:19:44.400 He has to be.

01:19:45.240 He eats like 18,000 calories a day.

01:19:47.280 You're shitting.

01:19:48.260 My 600-pound life never really shows you that.

01:19:50.620 And these people who are bedridden, they all like to show it going in.

01:19:53.520 They never show it going out, which obviously they don't because it's TV.

01:19:57.080 But how does that guy do it?

01:19:59.440 People have to get involved.

01:20:00.660 People have to dig around.

01:20:01.580 I would guess they hand him a rope, they pull him over onto a side, and then they take

01:20:08.120 one of the takeout plastic bags, and they just hold it.

01:20:11.620 And then he shits into it.

01:20:13.100 And then they probably power wash him.

01:20:14.700 And the sheets are plastic, so they can power wash him in the bed.

01:20:17.480 And then they power wash the shit.

01:20:19.420 Okay.

01:20:19.820 All right.

01:20:20.080 You guys see why Cringe almost caused a fight now at this point.

01:20:23.760 Or you can do like a-

01:20:24.820 We go from weird knockout to crying lady to how's this guy shit?

01:20:28.820 What about poop catheter?

01:20:30.460 Yeah.

01:20:30.820 And it's like a vacuum hose.

01:20:32.500 All right.

01:20:32.980 All right.

01:20:33.620 This is getting gross.

01:20:34.600 I know.

01:20:34.980 God bless this guy.

01:20:35.840 I hope he figures it out.

01:20:37.040 See?

01:20:37.720 This is why I didn't want to be a Cringe.

01:20:40.520 Well, our next story is about college AI.

01:20:43.760 You know how all the kids, instead of doing their work and learning, they take their tests

01:20:47.260 and just have AI do it?

01:20:48.480 Yeah.

01:20:48.860 They're starting to figure that out as the scam that's going on because everyone's like

01:20:53.340 finishing the test too fast or whatever.

01:20:55.600 So here's how they're cracking down.

01:20:56.940 So they just made it pretty much impossible to use ChatGPT or any kind of AI in college

01:21:05.240 because now whenever I pull up my paper, there's a new button.

01:21:11.680 You go down here, you press it, and then watch writing report.

01:21:16.140 And what this basically does is you press play and it'll show exactly what you started with

01:21:23.100 and then what you wrote to change the text.

01:21:26.980 And then it'll say who did what, how natural it sounds.

01:21:31.340 This one's a bit iffy, but it has pauses, errors, and proof of effort.

01:21:35.820 And then it shows you how long it took to wrote the edits and pastes.

01:21:40.560 You can't even just paste in AI and then edit it anymore.

01:21:45.040 How about everyone just uses pen and paper?

01:21:47.480 Well, that's actually another thing.

01:21:48.740 There's a resurgence.

01:21:49.620 Remember when we were in college and you had blue books, you had midterms and finals on blue books.

01:21:53.640 There's a resurgence in blue books now because they're making people do actually write out their shit.

01:21:58.720 But this guy says at the end, this key sentence here, he goes,

01:22:01.860 you can't even have ChatGPT write your papers anymore.

01:22:04.800 And it's like there was an 18-month period where you could do that.

01:22:08.500 Yeah.

01:22:08.980 And then they locked it down and he's like looking at it.

01:22:11.020 Oh, the good old days.

01:22:12.020 You can't even do it anymore.

01:22:13.060 And if a teacher now said, all right, pen and paper, that's what I want,

01:22:17.100 kids would be like, I can't do it.

01:22:19.260 It's not possible.

01:22:20.800 I have ADHD.

01:22:21.720 It's not possible.

01:22:22.260 I actually have a note from my doctor.

01:22:23.620 Yeah.

01:22:24.020 They'll say it's not possible to write a paper with a pen and paper.

01:22:28.560 And also they could probably make a new AI that like does the question slow

01:22:33.480 and makes mistakes and makes edits.

01:22:35.660 Yeah.

01:22:35.900 It's just going to be a robot battle.

01:22:37.580 And then we're kind of like giving AI a human experience by doing that.

01:22:41.760 We have a funny thing from Sad Drawings by Jace.

01:22:44.520 He said, hey, Grok, is AI robbing me of the day-to-day tasks that make up my soul,

01:22:49.400 severing me from my own humanity?

01:22:51.580 No.

01:22:52.100 No.

01:22:52.860 Okay.

01:22:53.360 Thank you.

01:22:54.440 You know?

01:22:54.820 So we're kind of like giving computers the pieces of our life that we don't think we want

01:23:00.920 because it's boring or mundane, kind of like in the movie Click.

01:23:04.160 Yeah.

01:23:04.660 We're clicking through life.

01:23:05.900 You know what I'm saying?

01:23:06.800 Like, oh, it's too boring.

01:23:07.760 It's too mundane.

01:23:08.380 It's a waste of my time.

01:23:09.620 And that's like 50% of what your life is.

01:23:11.800 Critical thinking, that mid-time.

01:23:13.780 Yeah.

01:23:14.320 Like doing stuff and getting stuff done.

01:23:15.840 And that's how you stay sharp.

01:23:17.280 I don't know what everyone wants to do instead.

01:23:19.720 And it's kind of-

01:23:20.660 Watch TikToks.

01:23:21.200 I'm going to-

01:23:21.720 They want to watch Reels and YouTube Shorts.

01:23:24.140 And I'm kind of going to make a little bit of an extrapolation here.

01:23:27.460 It's like when we let the illegals in to do the jobs we don't want to do,

01:23:31.160 and then eventually they took over.

01:23:32.800 And now nobody can do them.

01:23:34.140 And now no one can do them.

01:23:35.280 It's like the same thing with AI.

01:23:36.440 Oh, I don't want to write a paper.

01:23:37.920 Oh, I don't want to do something that doesn't require a lot of thought.

01:23:43.180 I'll just have AI do it.

01:23:44.480 I won't do these steps of the engineering homework I have because I could just plug that math in.

01:23:49.760 And now the only thing, the only people that know how to do engineering are going to be AI.

01:23:54.220 Yeah.

01:23:54.900 So it's like you're letting them in by giving them the stuff that you don't want to do,

01:23:58.420 but that stuff you don't want to do actually makes up who you are.

01:24:01.520 Okay.

01:24:02.160 That's fair.

01:24:03.080 All right.

01:24:03.420 Next, cringe.

01:24:04.580 This guy is teaching you how to take a hook out of your hand.

01:24:08.260 It's a physical cringe.

01:24:09.500 Look away.

01:24:10.660 Hey, guys.

01:24:11.080 It's Captain Mike again from The Hooker Tool.

01:24:13.360 I got a few requests about circle hooks.

01:24:17.820 So he slams it.

01:24:18.920 It's in.

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01:25:50.960 And that's what would happen in the field.

01:25:53.480 Now I'm going to put it in a little bit more to make sure that nobody can say that that's not in there.

01:26:01.720 There we go.

01:26:02.360 Now it's really in there.

01:26:06.680 And now I'm going to pull it out.

01:26:07.960 So, I'm going to go around the throat of the hook, over top of the shank.

01:26:16.140 I'm going to press down.

01:26:20.720 Pull it right out.

01:26:21.680 There's the giant hole with all the damage afterwards.

01:26:25.400 I'm being sarcastic, obviously, for some of the comments.

01:26:27.660 So, I ordered one of those for shark fishing, but...

01:26:30.460 What?

01:26:31.780 Yeah, that's some marketing, dude.

01:26:33.900 They don't make them like that anymore.

01:26:35.520 Yeah, that type of guy.

01:26:36.360 That guy just took a hook and dug it into his hand.

01:26:39.160 What are you talking about?

01:26:40.400 Yeah.

01:26:41.480 Absolutely insane.

01:26:42.760 All right.

01:26:43.740 All right, moving on.

01:26:44.860 That was a light cringe, like we said.

01:26:46.360 We're now moving into Urban Decay.

01:26:50.060 All right, our first piece of Urban Decay are the people that have too many kids.

01:26:54.720 This lady's doing a podcast.

01:26:55.900 Listen to how many kids she has.

01:26:57.220 My daughter is 14 years old with a two-year-old.

01:27:01.300 Your 14-year-old daughter has a two-year-old daughter?

01:27:04.660 Yeah.

01:27:05.840 A two-year-old son.

01:27:07.280 A two-year-old son?

01:27:08.700 Yeah.

01:27:09.560 So, your daughter got pregnant at 11?

01:27:11.980 Yeah, she got pregnant at 11 and had her baby at 12.

01:27:16.280 Correct.

01:27:17.960 Did she get pregnant by a boy her age?

01:27:20.460 Yes.

01:27:21.360 I have 11 kids.

01:27:23.460 So, how old are your 11 kids?

01:27:25.620 14, 13, 12, 11, 10, 9, 8, 7, 6, 5, and I have a one-year-old.

01:27:38.220 Sounds like she's launching a rocket.

01:27:40.800 Yeah.

01:27:41.620 And to be fair, she is pretty good with numbers.

01:27:46.400 But at least she's pro-life, you know?

01:27:48.360 Ah, yeah.

01:27:51.140 At least that.

01:27:52.540 And I just know, you just know your tax dollars are heavily involved in this.

01:27:58.040 I'm heavily subsidizing somewhere in this.

01:28:00.660 You don't have 11 kids and like, yeah, I live on 300 acres and this.

01:28:05.460 It's like we're living in squalor and my 11-year-old got pregnant.

01:28:09.780 Yeah, this is who we're subsidizing, the woman who has children younger than her grandchildren.

01:28:14.080 And keep in mind, they're all getting EBT, Section 8, SNAP, whatever, all these benefits.

01:28:21.080 Do you think that the one woman who made 11 kids or whatever, they're going to not do the same exact thing?

01:28:28.420 She already has a 14-year-old with a 2-year-old.

01:28:30.760 You think they're not going to keep taking EBT and SNAP?

01:28:33.400 Like that one woman has like a lineage of like 1,000 people in 20 years.

01:28:38.980 Yeah, and all EBTs.

01:28:40.960 Crazy.

01:28:41.440 And then this next guy, similar situation.

01:28:44.540 He was a father of 20, but of those 20, he was a stepfather to 8.

01:28:49.620 He was killed, I believe, and everyone's kind of upset about it.

01:28:53.360 We'll give you the context after the reaction.

01:28:55.300 That was my right-hand man.

01:28:56.660 I don't feel like anybody in the world understood me how my dad understood.

01:29:00.540 They took my brother.

01:29:01.560 They took half of me.

01:29:02.760 Reeves' family and friends come together steps away from where he lost his life less than 24 hours ago.

01:29:08.380 My father got a prayer for my mama.

01:29:11.260 Get her all of the spring.

01:29:13.280 She didn't just lose her son.

01:29:15.220 She lost her best friend.

01:29:16.360 Just after 5 a.m. Saturday, Reeves was shot near the intersection of Forsyth and Garnett Streets near the Greyhound Station.

01:29:22.540 Family members tell Eleven Alive the 44-year-old was in the area to get his bike and was shot while walking back to his car.

01:29:28.940 He's just like, go to the park.

01:29:29.960 Yeah, so that's what they were saying, but we do have some context as to what he was really doing.

01:29:36.020 Yeah, DeAnthony Reeves was fatally shot at 5.24 a.m.

01:29:40.440 Strange hour.

01:29:41.520 Don't think he was headed to work on July 19th near the Greyhound Station in downtown Atlanta.

01:29:46.420 Nearly a month later, homicide detectives said Reeves was in the commission of an armed robbery when he was fatally shot.

01:29:53.300 Killing for nothing.

01:29:54.360 At 5 in the morning, armed robbery.

01:29:56.680 And then I'm just kind of, obviously it's sad, whatever, the guy's fucked up.

01:30:01.860 And he was already a felon before that.

01:30:04.300 But I'm laughing at the, like, people just, people in the hood aren't, like, trying to downplay the criminality of these people there morning.

01:30:11.120 They just fully believe the cover story that they're told.

01:30:13.960 He was just trying to get his bike.

01:30:15.140 He's going to get his bike.

01:30:16.180 And, like, my dad didn't walk out.

01:30:17.500 He was out getting milk.

01:30:18.480 He must have got lost somewhere.

01:30:19.960 They just hook, line, and sinker take the, like, excuse.

01:30:22.820 He woke up early to get his bike to go for some exercise.

01:30:25.900 Yeah, he was jogging the Ahmaud Arbery.

01:30:28.480 He was jogging in that neighborhood.

01:30:29.920 They just, like, have no critical thinking and take it at face value.

01:30:33.260 He was up early.

01:30:34.160 No, he was up late.

01:30:35.740 He was at that McDonald's for a job interview.

01:30:38.040 They just got in a brawl for no reason.

01:30:40.020 Like, they just take it, like, completely for the excuse.

01:30:42.640 And the guy is a repeat offender.

01:30:45.040 And Ratboy and I were talking about this before the show.

01:30:47.220 If he was in jail for the crimes he did already before this incident, he'd be alive.

01:30:53.020 If he'd be alive, he'd be off the streets, he'd be committing less crime, and he would

01:30:57.740 probably have, like, ten less kids.

01:30:59.740 Yeah.

01:31:00.160 How many of his kids are going to be future criminals or probably already are in crimes?

01:31:06.000 And then or on EBT and Snap and whatever.

01:31:08.580 So it's like if you actually locked him up, the repercussions from that, the ripple from

01:31:13.640 that would help everybody.

01:31:15.380 There'd be less kids and there'd be less crime and there'd be less benefits being soaked

01:31:20.420 up by all these people.

01:31:21.280 Pretty interesting.

01:31:23.360 Next, we have a couple clips from bad picnickers.

01:31:27.760 Well, some good, some bad.

01:31:29.920 This is a new trend going around called cake picnics, where basically you participate in

01:31:36.060 a picnic where you go and you bake a cake, and then everybody who goes bakes a cake.

01:31:42.260 And then you guys get to try 40 different cakes.

01:31:45.000 Everybody takes a slice, right?

01:31:46.620 I like that.

01:31:47.500 I like that model.

01:31:48.740 It's very nice.

01:31:49.420 It's very first world.

01:31:50.280 And here's a video of the London version.

01:31:53.080 How many slices of cake can you get in five minutes?

01:31:55.580 This is London's first cake picnic with over 234 cakes.

01:32:03.920 What do I eat?

01:32:04.740 What do I eat?

01:32:05.460 We were the first group to go up and I needed to find my first victim first.

01:32:10.580 It was so much harder than you think even picking up this cake, okay?

01:32:14.420 Under that much pressure.

01:32:15.480 Like, this is so embarrassing.

01:32:17.020 Please, why am I struggling to pick up this cake, even though I'm a baker myself?

01:32:22.020 There were so many wonderful cakes with such crazy flavors, but honestly-

01:32:25.900 You get it.

01:32:26.600 Yeah.

01:32:27.060 It looked lovely.

01:32:28.260 It's like a big potluck.

01:32:29.500 Community.

01:32:30.440 Everyone, all those cakes looked great.

01:32:32.560 And then we can fast forward to the end and like you see people's final plates.

01:32:35.820 Like you got 10, 15 cakes that you're trying.

01:32:38.740 You get a bite of each.

01:32:40.080 The day of gluttony.

01:32:41.400 It's nice for the ladies.

01:32:42.620 It's a nice spread.

01:32:43.680 And it's a womanly thing and they're up to it and they have fun, right?

01:32:47.160 They're there in London.

01:32:47.960 They're cute and they like the cake plates, right?

01:32:49.920 They like the cake plates.

01:32:50.960 But not everyone can do this.

01:32:52.460 Not every culture can do this.

01:32:54.240 Yeah.

01:32:54.760 This was in Lagos.

01:32:56.100 Yeah, Nigeria.

01:32:57.320 And here's how their cake picnic went.

01:33:08.640 A lot of pushing, yelling.

01:33:11.280 A lot of hands.

01:33:12.420 And it got dirty.

01:33:14.080 Everything was smeared.

01:33:15.480 And ultimately, some mistakes were made.

01:33:18.640 They let people in who didn't bring a cake themselves.

01:33:21.520 And so people got greedy.

01:33:23.940 And it was a big error.

01:33:26.740 Yeah, picnickers with a hard R.

01:33:28.580 Yeah, not all cultures are created equally.

01:33:30.940 And unfortunately, I don't think it'll be coming back to Lagos, Nigeria.

01:33:34.020 So they couldn't pull it off.

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01:35:10.180 White men that we need to not judge books by their cover because black women are smarter and more intelligent than everybody.

01:35:17.700 And what's so fucking funny is black women is the most educated group of people in this damn country.

01:35:23.960 But people don't even realize that though because they be too fixated on us being ghetto looking.

01:35:30.780 Uh-huh.

01:35:31.100 They think because we wear the long eyelashes or we wear the long weave or because we talk a certain type of way that we're not educated.

01:35:41.260 No.

01:35:42.180 We are versatile, baby.

01:35:44.120 See, we talk like the way we talk is because that's how we was raised to talk.

01:35:49.640 But we can switch that shit up at any minute.

01:35:51.880 See, that's where y'all be getting lost at.

01:35:53.720 And y'all be thinking y'all educated.

01:35:55.420 I'm sure motherfuckers get on this bitch and look at me and say, oh, there's just another uneducated ghetto bitch, baby.

01:36:04.120 I got two degrees, baby.

01:36:05.760 I have a master's degree, okay?

01:36:07.680 So you're choosing to look and sound retarded because that's how we was raised?

01:36:13.780 You're smarter than me.

01:36:14.880 You must be smarter than me.

01:36:16.040 You got more degrees.

01:36:17.200 You're smarter than me.

01:36:18.040 You're smarter than me.

01:36:18.900 You're smarter than me.

01:36:19.880 And then also you received a diploma.

01:36:22.440 You received an education.

01:36:24.860 But that doesn't mean you're intelligent.

01:36:26.740 Yeah.

01:36:27.220 This credentialization of America where, well, I got the degree, so I outrank you.

01:36:32.760 And it's like, ma'am, you're not pumping the gas correctly or something.

01:36:36.360 There's like, I have this and I'm a master's degree.

01:36:39.320 And you just sound like shit.

01:36:41.800 And you choose to speak like that.

01:36:43.440 This is similar to the girl yelling at the TJ Maxx or whatever.

01:36:47.040 I got a degree, bitch.

01:36:49.000 And it's like, you're yapping like this.

01:36:51.260 You look like that.

01:36:53.020 And it actually takes your degrees down.

01:36:56.740 Your degrees don't lift you up.

01:36:58.300 It takes your degrees down.

01:36:59.800 Yeah.

01:37:00.040 Ah, damn.

01:37:00.860 College must mean nothing.

01:37:01.860 Yeah, it actually wasn't hard at all, right?

01:37:04.120 And you get preferential treatment getting into those things.

01:37:08.020 We need a black woman.

01:37:09.200 All right, take the loud one with the big eyelashes.

01:37:11.700 Yeah.

01:37:12.280 She doesn't even talk right.

01:37:12.880 And they don't let you fail out either.

01:37:14.400 They just push you through even if you're not able to finish the courses.

01:37:19.200 And I just have a little thing to zoom out.

01:37:21.300 Let's go big, big picture here.

01:37:23.200 Nothing has ever been invented within the green area of this continent.

01:37:26.360 Absolutely nothing.

01:37:27.420 Not even writing.

01:37:28.720 Zero.

01:37:29.620 Wow.

01:37:30.380 I don't know how true that is.

01:37:31.700 I'm sure something has been invented.

01:37:33.640 One thing.

01:37:36.060 Malaria.

01:37:36.820 Yeah.

01:37:37.680 That was discovered.

01:37:39.180 That wasn't invented.

01:37:40.860 But Sub-Sahara is down bad.

01:37:42.500 And this is what they're down to.

01:37:44.360 I'm smarter than you.

01:37:45.700 I talk like this as a choice.

01:37:47.800 Yeah.

01:37:48.020 I'm educated.

01:37:48.880 And it's like never been easier to graduate college or graduate high school.

01:37:53.480 All these kids, they're failing and they just push them through.

01:37:56.920 I got an education.

01:37:58.080 And you know what?

01:37:58.640 This is kind of like a student loan providers.

01:38:01.960 We've been kind of talking about usury in some ways.

01:38:04.520 And I think a lot of these black educated women get sucked into a debt cycle.

01:38:10.420 Like I got two degrees.

01:38:11.960 And it's like, and what's your student loan balance?

01:38:14.000 140,000.

01:38:15.120 And what did it start at?

01:38:16.320 You know?

01:38:16.640 And it's like, well, it's ballooned up from 90K.

01:38:19.560 Yeah.

01:38:19.820 So I think that's kind of like a new crop of people who they're like, let's tap into this.

01:38:25.020 You know, the monetization of higher education and how all those costs have gone up.

01:38:30.200 And they're like getting women in the workforce and women into college was like, oh, yeah, we can double this.

01:38:37.600 That's a good point.

01:38:38.200 It's a new debt slave person.

01:38:41.220 And so I think they don't know what they're falling for a lot of times.

01:38:44.300 That's a good point.

01:38:45.080 Yeah.

01:38:45.220 All right.

01:38:45.660 Our next clip, we have some more superior intelligence on display.

01:38:48.900 This is the correct way to cook canned goods.

01:38:51.300 You're supposed to put your canned goods on the stove.

01:38:54.100 And then when it's done, it's supposed to open up.

01:38:56.440 Shake it up a little bit.

01:38:57.620 I don't mean you want to have that dent in the bottom of that shit so you know it's getting hot.

01:39:01.180 Shake it up.

01:39:01.880 Make sure it's getting around there.

01:39:03.100 You want this to pop up in a little bit.

01:39:05.660 When it's hot enough where you can't touch it, that's how you know your canned goods gone.

01:39:08.640 This is the point of the canned goods, to eat out of it.

01:39:11.540 Trying to read life?

01:39:13.860 She can't read life.

01:39:14.680 You got that shit happen.

01:39:18.900 Obviously.

01:39:22.620 Like, the can is bending and, like, pushing out from the sides and the top and bottom because there's so much steam and condensation kept in.

01:39:31.820 It's about to burst.

01:39:32.940 And then you look over it and go, boom!

01:39:35.560 Believe it or not, that guy has two PhDs.

01:39:38.660 Yeah.

01:39:38.920 He learned that from his mama, who has a master's degree.

01:39:41.100 So, yeah.

01:39:45.500 Wouldn't you, if you were doing that?

01:39:48.360 Even if I was fresh on Earth, first day on Earth, I'd go, wow, uh-oh, something's probably expanding in there.

01:39:53.740 Got to wait a while to open that.

01:39:56.360 Or open it before you do it.

01:39:57.720 I think you could get away with boiling it and it boils in the can.

01:40:01.280 If you open it before.

01:40:02.160 Yeah, if you open it.

01:40:02.800 That's what they did in Dennis the Menace.

01:40:04.800 Yeah, of course.

01:40:05.700 Dennis the Menace.

01:40:06.120 The guy with the beans, he was eating it over the open fire and that's where I first learned about eating out of the can.

01:40:11.380 That kind of grosses me out.

01:40:12.700 But it's not that bad, I guess.

01:40:15.400 But you definitely don't want to heat it in the can closed.

01:40:19.440 Everyone knows that.

01:40:20.900 A baby knows that.

01:40:22.420 And then also, if you heat it with the can, you can't even touch it.

01:40:26.480 Yeah.

01:40:26.880 You got to get some sort of tool or towel to pour it into something else.

01:40:30.060 Or you're holding it with, like, a thing and then it's like, well, just pour it into a bowl.

01:40:33.600 Yeah.

01:40:34.580 Whatever.

01:40:35.900 Yeah, we don't have to debunk this.

01:40:38.520 It's not hard.

01:40:39.960 Yeah, we don't have to analyze it.

01:40:41.520 The guy's retarded.

01:40:42.660 And now he has facial burns for life because of it.

01:40:45.360 But, hey, you think he learned his lesson?

01:40:47.300 Yeah.

01:40:47.520 Or you think that was a bad can?

01:40:48.740 He might, like, ten years later, he might forget.

01:40:51.340 Yeah.

01:40:51.520 Yeah.

01:40:52.180 Or teach his kids, just put it on the stove.

01:40:55.880 And then ten minutes in, oh, yeah, make sure you open it.

01:40:58.960 I don't know.

01:41:00.320 Next, we have some Walmart fatigue.

01:41:02.320 Not much to say.

01:41:03.160 Just a fight.

01:41:04.940 Get out.

01:41:05.880 Get out.

01:41:06.400 Hey, hey, hey.

01:41:10.400 They're fat and in their underwear fighting at Walmart.

01:41:13.240 These big bitches.

01:41:14.820 Got their ass out.

01:41:16.980 Oh, my gosh.

01:41:18.360 And they got degrees.

01:41:25.400 Yeah.

01:41:26.100 These are highly educated women.

01:41:27.660 We choose to do this.

01:41:29.320 We choose to fight at Walmart.

01:41:30.560 It seems like we're not educated when we're fighting with our butts out at Walmart over nothing.

01:41:35.480 But we got master's degrees.

01:41:38.500 That was my choice.

01:41:39.440 You don't understand, white man.

01:41:41.420 All right.

01:41:41.720 Last clip of Urban Decay.

01:41:43.920 This guy does a prank where he does fake gang signs.

01:41:46.900 We've shown stuff like this before.

01:41:48.900 He does, like, a fake gang sign.

01:41:50.540 And look what happens.

01:41:51.180 Oh, boy.

01:41:54.640 What's up, bro?

01:41:55.760 What's up, bro?

01:41:56.360 No, no.

01:41:57.460 What's up, bro?

01:41:58.380 Thank you.

01:41:58.760 Thank you.

01:41:59.520 What's going on, bro?

01:42:00.740 Gang signs up.

01:42:01.980 Hey, look.

01:42:02.760 What's going on?

01:42:03.380 Look, look.

01:42:03.740 Let me tell you something.

01:42:04.300 Throw another gang sign up.

01:42:05.440 Throw another gang sign up.

01:42:06.180 No, no, no.

01:42:06.660 Hold on.

01:42:06.940 Throw another gang sign up.

01:42:07.900 What should I do here?

01:42:08.400 Why you mad?

01:42:08.980 Throw a gang sign up.

01:42:09.720 Watch me smack the fuck out.

01:42:10.600 Go ahead.

01:42:11.040 Throw it up.

01:42:11.320 Throw a gang sign up.

01:42:12.540 Watch me smack the fuck out you right now.

01:42:14.080 Throw it up.

01:42:14.440 Let me see.

01:42:14.860 I will sing high, though.

01:42:15.900 Wave again.

01:42:16.680 Watch me smack the fuck out.

01:42:21.180 All right, let me know, homo.

01:42:23.480 Hey, it's a video.

01:42:24.480 Chill out, bro.

01:42:27.980 That's a gang sign?

01:42:28.780 What?

01:42:29.080 That's a gang sign?

01:42:29.840 I can't hear you.

01:42:30.580 That's a gang sign?

01:42:31.340 Who's throwing you?

01:42:31.720 Why you throwing up gang signs?

01:42:32.560 Who's throwing a gang sign?

01:42:33.460 You?

01:42:33.680 How do you know?

01:42:34.240 You know where you at?

01:42:34.880 You in Chicago.

01:42:35.680 We don't play that around here, man.

01:42:36.640 Well, what am I doing that you're mad?

01:42:37.900 Throwing up gang signs.

01:42:38.560 We don't play like that around here, man.

01:42:39.640 This is a gang sign?

01:42:41.020 This is not a gang sign, G.

01:42:42.240 What is this?

01:42:43.220 This is four fingers.

01:42:44.500 Why you want to play, man?

01:42:45.540 I should beat his ass to play, all right?

01:42:46.900 Look behind that tree.

01:42:51.180 And it's like, you're so stupid that you were going to fight because someone went like this.

01:42:55.080 He goes, this is a gang sign?

01:42:56.460 This is just four fingers.

01:42:58.340 You're fighting over this?

01:42:59.520 Yeah, but Donald Trump, he's intimidated by the intellectual prowess of black men or something.

01:43:05.660 Yeah.

01:43:05.860 And that's why he went to Ward 8 instead of Georgetown.

01:43:09.800 Not because of people like this willing to fight on site for vaguely doing this.

01:43:14.100 This doesn't mean anything.

01:43:15.420 There's no gang.

01:43:16.580 You're about to commit felony assault because someone went,

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01:44:51.940 What does that mean?

01:44:52.920 What is that?

01:44:53.420 I'm about to freak out on you now.

01:44:55.080 I have to fight you now.

01:44:55.940 Okay, go to jail forever.

01:44:57.660 Yeah.

01:44:57.960 Some of these people went to jail forever.

01:45:00.040 Doesn't hurt society at all.

01:45:01.560 At all.

01:45:02.100 We move along without them.

01:45:03.860 Exactly.

01:45:04.760 All right.

01:45:05.020 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:45:06.240 Moving on to uplifting gold.

01:45:07.620 And we have uplifting stuff today.

01:45:08.980 Okay.

01:45:09.960 Say that.

01:45:10.960 First is a clip from Poland.

01:45:13.840 People in the park are enjoying classical music.

01:45:18.580 Isn't that nice?

01:45:20.400 There's no migrants.

01:45:22.600 There's no, hey, I need a dollar.

01:45:26.200 There's no one stealing.

01:45:27.540 There's no one trying to scam you.

01:45:29.600 There's no one pulling the coins out of the fountain.

01:45:33.380 Shout out to Poland, man, for standing strong.

01:45:36.440 All right.

01:45:36.640 What do you think did it for them?

01:45:38.940 What do you think was the real main thing?

01:45:41.700 Because you could say like Ireland should have done that too.

01:45:44.320 That was a very cohesive, strong culture.

01:45:47.340 You know?

01:45:47.640 I think they-

01:45:48.140 What made Poland so different?

01:45:49.860 I don't fully know, but I would-

01:45:51.480 Eastern Europe is holding strong.

01:45:52.980 Yeah.

01:45:53.680 Yeah.

01:45:54.020 In general.

01:45:54.820 And Poland's kind of the last in line for Eastern Europe.

01:45:58.800 I think just there was like a moment in time when like the floodgates got opened and

01:46:05.180 Poland just had a guy in there that was like, we're locking down the border.

01:46:09.560 Oh, God.

01:46:10.180 And I think they just got lucky in that moment.

01:46:13.560 Timing-wise.

01:46:14.340 Hey, right now they're opening the floodgates from North Africa.

01:46:17.840 And then in that moment, they're like, we're locking down the border.

01:46:21.200 And then Poland's kind of landlocked too.

01:46:23.600 So it's kind of, you know, they got a little bit of coastline, but they're next to, they

01:46:29.740 got good neighbors and they only have to worry about Germany.

01:46:31.940 I don't know.

01:46:32.480 I wonder if that Poland coastline's nice.

01:46:34.700 I'm sure one of you guys is from there.

01:46:36.360 Is it nice to be on the beach in Poland?

01:46:38.560 All right.

01:46:39.020 We have some baseball clips.

01:46:40.940 First one, the pitcher throws and hits the on-deck batter.

01:46:44.500 I've never seen this.

01:46:45.260 Okay.

01:46:47.840 That's pretty good.

01:46:50.920 What?

01:46:51.360 Was that on purpose?

01:46:52.400 He wanted to hit him?

01:46:53.280 Yeah.

01:46:53.720 He's starting to fight.

01:46:54.700 He got thrown out.

01:46:55.540 All right.

01:46:56.600 That clears the benches.

01:46:57.920 He hit the on-deck batter.

01:46:59.600 All right.

01:46:59.840 Good for them.

01:47:00.360 All right.

01:47:00.600 Next uplifting clip, fast-pitched adult softball.

01:47:11.200 Dominicans.

01:47:14.180 Dude, I've never, you see how fast he pitched that?

01:47:16.720 Yeah.

01:47:16.900 Yeah.

01:47:17.260 And how far he hit it?

01:47:18.500 Yeah.

01:47:19.120 Good for them.

01:47:19.600 I've never seen anything like that.

01:47:20.980 Yeah, I haven't either.

01:47:21.840 Men usually throw overhand.

01:47:23.320 Yeah.

01:47:23.920 Women do the underhand.

01:47:25.260 That was crazy.

01:47:26.240 Huh.

01:47:26.700 Next is the best golf shit.

01:47:29.000 I said shit.

01:47:30.480 Next is the best golf shot ever recorded on camera.

01:47:37.980 Good?

01:47:38.460 Good, good.

01:47:39.040 That's not good.

01:47:39.760 So it's uplifting because it's crazy, but I do not ever approve of doing that, taking a full swing on the green.

01:47:55.040 He had it teed up, so he wasn't taking a divot on the green or anything.

01:47:58.420 All right.

01:47:58.440 That's good.

01:47:58.920 Respect the groundskeeper.

01:48:00.720 Respect your local course.

01:48:02.500 But that was crazy.

01:48:03.540 Yeah.

01:48:03.800 The boys got a good clip that day.

01:48:05.500 Yeah, they did.

01:48:06.200 All right.

01:48:06.580 Next, we're going to play these two side by side.

01:48:08.880 This is just uplifting because we have sorority season or something.

01:48:13.000 And it's just American sorority girls doing dances and celebrating and having fun in college.

01:48:21.680 Yeah.

01:48:22.220 And there's no migrants in the video.

01:48:24.140 Yeah.

01:48:24.460 I like seeing an all white thing.

01:48:27.020 It's rare.

01:48:27.780 They really want to take that.

01:48:29.440 And, you know, people, this always triggers some right wing discussion.

01:48:32.500 People are like, oh, these girls are sluts or they're wasting their time or something.

01:48:36.740 I just like looking at an all white thing.

01:48:39.400 Yeah, that's true.

01:48:40.260 So, but there is, you know, they shouldn't be at college.

01:48:43.940 Yeah.

01:48:44.660 And don't go into debt for this.

01:48:45.960 Only if your parents can afford it or something like that.

01:48:47.920 They should be home under their dad's authority until they get passed off to a man to marry.

01:48:52.020 One could argue.

01:48:52.960 One could argue that.

01:48:54.020 But hey, at least.

01:48:55.160 Hey.

01:48:55.420 There's no migrants.

01:48:56.740 No migrants.

01:48:57.380 Uplifting gold.

01:48:58.080 All right.

01:48:58.580 Our final clip of the show, our Pure Americana clip of the week.

01:49:02.060 This Texas boy gets fourth place in a goat contest.

01:49:06.100 Meet five-year-old Milo Garza staring at his yellow ribbon.

01:49:09.860 Over the moon about winning fourth place.

01:49:12.820 Even kissing his little goat, Teddy Bear, and hugging him tightly.

01:49:16.620 Hello, goats.

01:49:17.480 What's one great thing about Teddy Bear?

01:49:19.420 His legs are fat.

01:49:22.080 There you have it.

01:49:23.140 It was a raw emotion.

01:49:24.820 It was something totally, totally, like, unexpected.

01:49:27.760 We see them, and we whip them, and we walk them.

01:49:35.180 Milo is a goat lover.

01:49:36.720 You know, he goes outside and he's constantly, you know, kissing the goats, you know, loving on the goats, you know, hugging them.

01:49:42.180 And he can't get enough of them.

01:49:44.300 That's nice.

01:49:45.640 That is nice.

01:49:46.720 But it's okay.

01:49:49.040 It's close to migrants.

01:49:50.320 Let him be.

01:49:52.800 It's okay.

01:49:53.760 That's the best kind of migrant.

01:49:56.280 His name's Milo?

01:49:57.600 Yeah.

01:49:57.920 He can stay.

01:49:59.020 He can stay.

01:50:00.020 You hear that?

01:50:00.660 Trump executive order for Milo.

01:50:02.360 Mr. Stephen Miller.

01:50:03.500 Stephen.

01:50:04.360 Goat guy.

01:50:05.020 The goat kid can stay.

01:50:06.140 All right.

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