Fleccas Talks Podcast - CHURCHFRONT ROBBERY

00:00:00.000 All right, welcome back to Fleck of Socks, a podcast episode 161. Today on the show,

00:00:06.000 Ben Affleck's kid came out as trans at her grandfather's funeral. We'll tell you how to

00:00:10.960 solve this problem, Ben Affleck. Then happy tax season, you stupid, stupid human livestock. Give

00:00:17.100 all your money to Ukraine so illegals can live in hotels, you dumb bitch. Then a CIA twink got

00:00:23.400 caught on a hidden camera admitting to setting up Alex Jones and others. And last but not least,

00:00:29.200 the death of Dexter Reed is sparking an anti-police response. We're going to tell you what actually

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00:02:40.340 All right. We have Masters weekend upon us.

00:02:42.780 Great weekend to be an American.

00:02:44.240 Kind of came out of nowhere.

00:02:45.600 Yeah, it snuck up.

00:02:46.740 And growing up as a kid, whenever my dad watched the Masters, I'd always be like,

00:02:50.240 oh, this is so boring. You know, the Masters.

00:02:53.140 Yeah.

00:02:53.420 From Augusta.

00:02:54.280 And it would be like, oh, this is so boring. Put something else on. This sucks.

00:02:57.660 But now as an adult, the Masters weekend is one of the best weekends we got.

00:03:01.580 Oh, yeah.

00:03:01.960 If it rains on Sunday, watching the Masters, Jim Nance, welcome to Augusta.

00:03:06.560 That's what we had last year. We were in New Orleans for the Masters last year.

00:03:09.540 I remember it was raining. We were watching all weekend and relaxing.

00:03:13.920 We had a minority bring us pizza from an app.

00:03:17.440 Oh, my favorite.

00:03:18.620 From my favorite pizza place. And we just enjoyed it. And it was amazing.

00:03:23.120 So make sure you do that this weekend. Enjoy it. Arnold Palmer's, Longshot Betts.

00:03:27.440 Pimento cheese sandwiches.

00:03:30.000 Masters weekend, baby.

00:03:31.340 Feels good.

00:03:31.820 It's a good time to be an American. Pure Americana.

00:03:34.420 All right. Speaking of American and Americana, taxes.

00:03:38.400 Yeah. Get fucked, Americans. Masters to get fucked. April 15th.

00:03:43.320 Doesn't everyone feel so stupid when you save up whatever amount of money you could all year?

00:03:49.040 And then they go, oh, yeah, that's all.

00:03:51.800 Yank.

00:03:52.300 That's how much you owe us.

00:03:53.700 You keep it in a side account to pay the government or unless if you're not a W-2 type employee and then you just get smoked, humiliated and Joe Biden wastes it.

00:04:02.320 Yeah.

00:04:02.720 Make it all of our money and then they give it to Ukraine to kill Ukrainians and Russians and illegals to live in hotels and abort babies.

00:04:11.400 Yeah.

00:04:11.960 So thanks.

00:04:12.940 Yeah.

00:04:13.100 I found some funny tweets about taxes from an account.

00:04:16.240 This one had two funny tweets. Can you give them both a read?

00:04:18.760 Yeah. He said, why would you ever pay taxes so your hard-earned money can be given to lazy single moms and drug addicts?

00:04:24.100 Pay for school to teach kids about gays? Fuck that. Just don't pay.

00:04:28.660 Compelling.

00:04:29.140 That's one route.

00:04:30.140 I'm not doing that. I am going to pay normal and on time-ish.

00:04:34.540 But yeah, read this one too, please.

00:04:36.400 Well, I've actually heard some stories of people who never started paying taxes.

00:04:40.120 So you can't just quit like at age 29 and be like, I'm not filing this year. It has to be a commitment from 18 all the way. And then it's catch me if you can type shit. And, uh, you know,

00:04:50.140 The government's got other stuff to do.

00:04:51.540 I know. They're busy.

00:04:52.700 But if you're a Trump supporter, they'll find you.

00:04:54.400 Yeah, they will. No donations to Trump if you're evading your taxes. That's a free tip.

00:04:58.760 Um, and then he had this other one. Why are you so worried about your credit score? Just max out all your credit and don't pay. Oh no, a little number goes down. Who cares? The Gestapo isn't going to take you to debtor's jail. They'll just try to call you begging for money like pussies. No consequences.

00:05:14.620 That's compelling as well.

00:05:15.920 Yeah. If there is, there actually is a case to be made for running and blowing up your credit. If you have like a house or land already, if you're home and you're not looking to move or you're not looking to get rented apartment or something, you can kind of run up a 30 K credit card debt at home Depot doing home improvement and just bounce.

00:05:33.020 That is not bad.

00:05:34.320 Low trust society. You know, it's, it's tempting to be part of it. Now that everyone's leeching off you, why would I, why would I stand tall and help all these leeches when I could be the leech?

00:05:44.740 That is a good point. They've gone so far away from our best interests that it's almost foolish to pay. Um, and then we found this video. I forget, this might be a Congress person or something.

00:05:55.340 It might be Cori Bush, right?

00:05:56.500 Yeah. And she's talking about an idea for reparations, uh, for black people that kind of involves taxes.

00:06:03.020 Just this past week I saw, I don't remember which celebrity, but it was actually a celebrity. And I was like, I don't know that that's not necessarily a bad idea, but I'd have to think through it a lot.

00:06:11.940 One of the things that they propose is black folk not have to pay taxes for a certain amount of time, because then again, that puts money back in your pocket.

00:06:19.800 But at the same time, it may not be as objectionable to some people about actually giving out dollars, but obviously then you start dealing with the different tax brackets and things like that.

00:06:30.500 And that's one of the reasons that, you know, we argue the reparations make sense because so many black folk, not only do you owe for the labor that was stolen and killed and all the other things.

00:06:42.520 Right. But the fact is like, we end up being so far behind. Right. And so it's like, how do you bring forth people?

00:06:49.900 Exactly. And so it's like, if you, if you do the no tax thing for people that are already say struggling and aren't really paying taxes in the first place, it doesn't really, exactly.

00:07:02.000 They may want those, those checks like they got.

00:07:04.160 Exactly. That's an interesting take. Yeah.

00:07:07.320 So black people shouldn't have to pay taxes because of slavery, but then black people don't really pay taxes as it is anyway, numbers wise.

00:07:17.320 So then we should cancel taxes, but we're not paying taxes anyway.

00:07:21.380 So with that extra money, we'll just give a check to black people.

00:07:23.740 Yeah. So friendly reminder that black Americans on the whole are a net negative on taxpayers, right?

00:07:29.740 Pretty common. Yeah. That understood thing.

00:07:31.980 So the idea was we should have not pay taxes, but they don't pay taxes anyway.

00:07:35.460 So we'll just give them a check. Yeah.

00:07:36.900 Whatever the amount that they should have maybe paid back to them.

00:07:40.200 Gets back to begging for reparations. Yeah.

00:07:42.380 A lot of the avenues do lead back to that.

00:07:45.380 I wonder what the romanticized version of Clint Eastwood would say about this.

00:07:50.260 No, what the boomer Facebook version of Clint Eastwood would say?

00:07:53.400 The boomer Facebook and then in the voice too.

00:07:55.740 He would say, no one owes you a damn thing. Get off your ass and earn it.

00:08:00.400 I can't believe you.

00:08:02.000 You had no idea what that was being used for?

00:08:04.160 Yeah. Stupid boomer meme.

00:08:05.400 Oh man. The boomers love that.

00:08:07.260 They slurp that up. That'll have 500,000 likes on Facebook.

00:08:10.320 Something like some numbers we've never even come close to hitting.

00:08:12.700 Yeah, exactly. Can you read this? We'll close up our tax section with this.

00:08:16.600 What's the biggest scam in life that nobody wants to admit?

00:08:18.820 And someone said paying taxes on money you make, taxed money you spend,

00:08:22.460 and taxed things you own that you already paid taxes on with already taxed money.

00:08:27.920 They just take it all.

00:08:29.820 Sales tax, property tax, income tax. It's really fucked, man.

00:08:33.300 And, you know, we obviously fought the Revolutionary War over like, what, 1%, 1.5% on T?

00:08:39.600 Property tax for the house you own?

00:08:41.600 Oh, every year you got to pay tax on the house you own, but I own it already.

00:08:44.700 Oh, we just want to take the money.

00:08:46.180 Yeah.

00:08:46.560 That's what they say.

00:08:47.240 I'm surprised more people aren't just radicalized off taxes.

00:08:50.380 You never hear anything about that.

00:08:51.880 That's a good point.

00:08:52.620 Well, I think we might be trending that way, but that is something that can get kind of fixed.

00:08:57.420 If we had to pick some things, like a short list, top three, it's on there, including the Fed.

00:09:02.520 OJ Simpson died.

00:09:03.720 Yep.

00:09:04.660 Rest in peace to OJ Simpson.

00:09:06.520 You're a great football player, and you didn't do it.

00:09:10.120 That's Fleckus' belief.

00:09:11.280 I know he didn't do it.

00:09:13.440 His son did it.

00:09:14.640 His son had a mental problem and a stabbing condition.

00:09:17.300 The first person who was lawyered up after the incident was his son.

00:09:21.040 The son had, like, bruised knuckles, hit a knife in a secret spot.

00:09:25.040 OJ Simpson didn't do it.

00:09:26.700 I am still mad at OJ either way because what he did and his legal team did and the whole media coverage of it was, like, one of the first George Floyd-type things where the media kind of just – it was pure divisive.

00:09:38.220 The LAPD is racist.

00:09:40.700 He put up, like, fake, like, black power stuff in his house when the jurors came to tour it.

00:09:46.280 You remember that?

00:09:47.120 They, like, switched out all his art, and then they put, like, pictures of black people and stuff.

00:09:51.480 So it was just a real race-baiting thing in the early 90s, and we really haven't recovered.

00:09:56.460 Yeah, exactly.

00:09:57.600 All right, rest in peace, OJ.

00:09:59.240 OJ the Juice Man.

00:10:01.260 That's a different guy.

00:10:02.480 Isn't that a rapper?

00:10:03.540 OJ the Juice Man is a rapper.

00:10:05.560 All right, let's move on.

00:10:06.320 We have a big housekeeping.

00:10:09.340 We have a all-over-the-place fast cringe and a big urban.

00:10:12.960 We got to keep moving.

00:10:14.060 CIA sting-op.

00:10:15.580 So James O'Keefe went out to lunch with a gay guy from the CIA, and he got him on camera saying this.

00:10:22.520 You can kind of put anyone in jail if you know what to do.

00:10:25.100 How?

00:10:25.780 You set them up.

00:10:26.380 Does the Bureau practice entrapment a lot?

00:10:28.320 Yeah.

00:10:28.820 We get really close.

00:10:30.000 We call it a nudge.

00:10:31.700 A nudge.

00:10:32.460 A nudge.

00:10:32.760 Sometimes you just got to give him a quick look just to see what happens.

00:10:37.080 Sometimes you like to fuse and just wait for it to follow.

00:10:39.820 Nothing like putting out a fake social media thing to really get people mad.

00:10:42.900 Alex Jones.

00:10:43.540 Yeah.

00:10:43.940 So we were after him.

00:10:45.760 You are?

00:10:46.340 He did what we wanted.

00:10:48.220 Which was what?

00:10:49.940 Took his money away and chopped his legs off.

00:10:51.900 Took his money away and chopped his legs off.

00:10:55.760 CIA admitting to taking down Alex Jones and using their secret tactics on one of our most

00:11:02.260 patriotic Americans?

00:11:04.060 Insane.

00:11:04.680 It's almost like we're living in a bizarro world where the CIA should be doing that to

00:11:08.260 Somalis in the Middle East trying to procure weapons.

00:11:10.680 Yeah.

00:11:10.940 Instead doing it to American citizens.

00:11:12.920 Yeah.

00:11:13.200 Do it to some Somalis.

00:11:14.280 I don't care.

00:11:15.160 Not within the United States.

00:11:16.760 Alex Jones.

00:11:17.680 That's one of our best guys.

00:11:19.220 That's weird.

00:11:20.040 And it makes you think, this is just like, you know how we always find people abusing

00:11:24.100 power and corruption and stuff?

00:11:25.680 Of course.

00:11:26.300 A lot of times it's like gay guys who are getting revenge on the cool kids.

00:11:30.800 Yeah.

00:11:31.240 It definitely feels like, well, I have power now and I don't really hold myself to any

00:11:36.540 standards, so I'm going after my enemies hard.

00:11:39.960 Exactly.

00:11:40.620 What kind of standards could you have when you spend time at the circuit parties?

00:11:44.760 Circuit parties.

00:11:45.780 Yeah.

00:11:46.200 How do you know about those?

00:11:47.360 I heard about them.

00:11:48.220 Dog park guys been telling you about those?

00:11:49.640 Dog park guys have been talking about the parties all night.

00:11:51.800 Yeah.

00:11:52.680 But that's what I'm saying.

00:11:53.660 You have no standards and you don't live in a country that you respect.

00:11:56.720 You think it's like an oppressive place with a racist history.

00:12:00.020 Now-

00:12:00.400 You can villainize anybody, right?

00:12:01.820 Exactly.

00:12:02.320 And it's up to you as like a progressive gay guy to like save the country from itself

00:12:06.520 and you're going to put the right people away.

00:12:08.840 And that's what they did in 2020 with the election too.

00:12:10.940 And it's by any means necessary as well.

00:12:13.560 It doesn't matter.

00:12:14.120 2020, I had to stop Trump.

00:12:15.700 This guy, I'm a twink.

00:12:16.820 I have to stop Alex Jones.

00:12:18.420 And it's like, brother, these things you did, this is treason.

00:12:22.260 Yeah.

00:12:22.780 I'm reading the list and yeah, T, T word, T word.

00:12:25.680 You get firing squatted for this.

00:12:27.080 Yeah.

00:12:27.520 But then again, you have to realize that this is a gay guy who's on a date.

00:12:31.200 Take it with a grain of salt a little bit.

00:12:32.780 Exactly.

00:12:33.100 Because we all know a gay guy on a date, they'll say anything to get sucked.

00:12:37.940 I knew you'd say that.

00:12:39.060 They'll say anything to get sucked.

00:12:40.020 I knew you'd say that too.

00:12:41.460 So you kind of have to do, you do have to take it with a grain of salt.

00:12:44.400 This guy might just be trying to impress the gay guy.

00:12:47.780 And that's what the Democrats do say whenever these guys get caught on secret camera.

00:12:51.460 They're like, oh, they're just trying to say stuff to impress the person on their date.

00:12:55.420 You've never lied on a date.

00:12:56.480 Like they kind of, they lean into that.

00:12:58.460 So that's the Democrat opinion is gay guys will say anything to get sucked.

00:13:01.860 So it's not just us.

00:13:03.000 Right.

00:13:03.260 And then they are now having like slideshow presentations at the CIA and they're saying,

00:13:07.480 do not go out with James O'Keefe on a date.

00:13:10.060 No, this is a meme, dude.

00:13:11.480 I think it's a meme, but I don't even know.

00:13:13.420 Yeah.

00:13:14.040 Yeah.

00:13:14.440 Yeah.

00:13:14.600 It is.

00:13:14.940 But it could be a real slide.

00:13:16.380 He does not put out.

00:13:17.640 Yeah.

00:13:19.040 All right.

00:13:19.580 Moving on.

00:13:20.240 We're still in housekeeping.

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00:13:29.000 Notifications need to be on.

00:13:30.420 So, you know, when a video drops and last but not least, send stuff to the PO box.

00:13:35.540 Yeah.

00:13:36.060 We need stuff.

00:13:36.880 We need more stuff.

00:13:38.140 We need that extra room in the house filled with even more stuff.

00:13:41.040 We don't.

00:13:42.040 All right.

00:13:42.780 We're still in housekeeping.

00:13:43.800 This would be in cringe usually, but we couldn't wait.

00:13:46.320 Ben Affleck's kid with Jennifer Garner came out as trans at her grandfather's funeral.

00:13:52.200 Can you read the description of the event?

00:13:54.080 And there's literally a meme about this where it's like, uh, does anybody have any words

00:13:58.320 to say at a funeral?

00:13:59.760 And it's like, I'm trans.

00:14:01.040 Yeah.

00:14:01.300 So it's, uh, memeing reality.

00:14:03.960 Ben Affleck and Jennifer Garner's daughter comes out as trans during her grandfather's

00:14:07.520 funeral.

00:14:07.980 Great time.

00:14:08.580 Uh, Serafina Rose, 15 announced her new boy's name, Finn with one N whilst appearing with

00:14:15.620 her head shaved at a memorial service for her grandfather over the weekend.

00:14:18.780 She told the memorial service, which was streamed.

00:14:21.640 Hello.

00:14:21.940 My name is Finn Affleck.

00:14:23.640 And, uh, Ben Affleck is now married to JLo, whose own child is non-binary and uses they,

00:14:28.540 them pronouns.

00:14:29.640 So it's very contagious.

00:14:31.000 Yeah.

00:14:31.420 And you know, we're not going to make fun of this person who's a child.

00:14:34.700 It's a 15 year old, right?

00:14:35.920 It's like, we kind of do have to lead with empathy, but we need to address Ben.

00:14:41.540 We have to address Ben, show watcher.

00:14:43.880 Ben watches the podcast.

00:14:45.080 I don't know if you guys knew that.

00:14:46.780 Also Barron.

00:14:48.140 Barron Trump does watch the podcast too.

00:14:49.280 Yeah, Barron watches the podcast too.

00:14:50.440 Barron, Ben.

00:14:51.520 Um, but yeah, Finn is the name you went with.

00:14:54.820 Isn't that like the most obvious trans name ever?

00:14:57.060 Your dad wrote Titanic.

00:14:59.160 No, he did not.

00:15:00.320 To pick Finn as the name.

00:15:02.940 He did write Good Will Hunting.

00:15:04.380 So yeah, that, that seems a little lazy.

00:15:06.140 Finn, it's just kind of like fake made up.

00:15:08.060 Yeah.

00:15:08.560 That's our main problem with this.

00:15:09.820 That's our main problem.

00:15:10.620 Not the trans kid, not anything.

00:15:12.420 I went with Finn.

00:15:13.600 Yeah.

00:15:13.980 Everyone goes with Finn.

00:15:15.420 Uh, and then also, um, obviously the, the child has some mental stuff they're working

00:15:22.680 through.

00:15:23.200 Social contagion.

00:15:24.220 Social contagion.

00:15:25.140 Buzzed head.

00:15:25.720 Remember when Britney Spears buzzed her head and everyone thought she lost her

00:15:28.220 mind.

00:15:28.560 It's a cry for help then, but all of a sudden this kid does it and it's like, oh, okay.

00:15:32.180 Yeah.

00:15:32.460 You're Finn.

00:15:33.200 That's a good, that's the giveaway.

00:15:35.300 Buzzed head girl, face tattoo girl.

00:15:38.180 And they're going through some stuff.

00:15:39.240 There's also got to be some element where your parents are two of the biggest celebrities

00:15:42.680 on earth.

00:15:43.360 And then you're kind of in the shadow and people come and take pictures while they leave from

00:15:47.560 nice dinners and they follow your car and do the X, Y, Z. There's got to be an element

00:15:53.380 of that as well, where you need a little bit of attention or you're trying to be different

00:15:57.120 and you don't want to be like, you know how people make accusations of privilege, you're

00:16:02.880 privileged and you're this.

00:16:04.280 They want to like, some people are weak and they, they get told that and they hear that

00:16:09.160 and they internalize it.

00:16:09.900 Like someone says, you have privilege to me.

00:16:11.180 And I go, yeah, my parents were pretty good.

00:16:12.880 Like, you know, I, yours could have been too, but what did they do?

00:16:17.000 Um, and with this, it's kind of like a defense against that, right?

00:16:22.040 Like, no, I'm not privileged.

00:16:23.020 I'm trans.

00:16:23.720 I just, I just told you I'm fine.

00:16:25.340 Oh, I'm my own.

00:16:26.020 I have my own problems.

00:16:26.980 Yeah.

00:16:27.260 And my parents, all the attentions on them, but I want a little too.

00:16:30.300 Right.

00:16:30.840 But I don't really do anything and I'm not in a movie and I didn't write any movies.

00:16:34.140 I've never won an Academy award once.

00:16:36.320 So here's my attention.

00:16:37.960 I'm deserving for attention because my life is tough because I'm trans.

00:16:41.880 Yeah.

00:16:42.280 That makes sense.

00:16:43.220 That does make sense.

00:16:44.460 And the good news is for this 15 year old, obviously most kids grow out of it.

00:16:49.480 So the good news is you'll probably grow out of it and become an adult who's half Ben Affleck,

00:16:53.780 half Jennifer Garner.

00:16:54.960 You'll be like beautiful, right?

00:16:56.280 Isn't that crazy?

00:16:57.380 That's like a great place to be.

00:16:58.240 Um, and then yeah, advice to Ben, you need to take the Angelina Jolie approach, which is

00:17:03.000 let your kid pretend they're trans for a little bit, but don't, no surgeries, no pills,

00:17:06.880 no nothing.

00:17:07.940 Take their phone away.

00:17:09.020 Yeah.

00:17:09.460 Because now didn't that happen to Angelina Jolie and their kid is just like a girl now again.

00:17:13.460 Yeah, exactly.

00:17:13.980 I was gonna say something similar.

00:17:15.260 Ben, you're a show watcher.

00:17:17.240 We're sorry for your loss.

00:17:18.580 We know you're grieving.

00:17:20.060 Uh, my advice to you in order to grieve properly would be maybe take the family up to the lake

00:17:25.000 house, focus on yourselves, go outside in the sun, take, you know, go out and touch some

00:17:30.240 grass, take some phones away, throw Finn's phone right into the lake.

00:17:34.680 Throw Finn's phone in the lake.

00:17:36.620 Don't bring any of Finn's friends there.

00:17:39.680 Don't, don't bring any of Finn's friends.

00:17:41.760 It's the three F's.

00:17:43.100 It's, it's less phone, less friends and less faking it.

00:17:46.840 Less pretending that Finn's a boy instead of a girl.

00:17:49.320 You just go up to the lake house.

00:17:50.900 You simplify the diet, steak and eggs for a couple months.

00:17:54.160 No phone, no friends.

00:17:56.100 Go outside.

00:17:57.100 The kid will trend back to normal.

00:17:58.780 Yeah.

00:17:59.280 The no phone might be, which is the most important F, the no phone.

00:18:03.700 Um, yeah.

00:18:04.460 Lake house, isolation, no internet connection.

00:18:07.480 See what happens.

00:18:08.380 No internet, out in nature, sunlight, better diet, no phone, no friends.

00:18:15.020 Take him to the lake house, not the Sam Smith concert.

00:18:17.820 Yep.

00:18:18.060 Cause this is what the Sam Smith concert will tell her.

00:18:25.840 Don't need to go there.

00:18:27.100 Don't need to go to the fat pig fest.

00:18:29.440 Go to the lake.

00:18:30.600 Oh man.

00:18:31.380 All right.

00:18:31.740 Well, that's our advice for Ben Affleck.

00:18:33.540 That's how you solve a trans kid 99.9% of the time.

00:18:37.120 Yeah.

00:18:37.480 Uh, let's move on.

00:18:38.400 Don Lemon got gay married in New York city.

00:18:41.460 Uh, I think at a church.

00:18:43.080 Was it at a church?

00:18:44.580 I know it was outside of a church.

00:18:46.260 Here he is.

00:18:48.540 Oh, white guy.

00:18:49.700 Huh?

00:18:50.320 Hmm.

00:18:50.920 Don.

00:18:51.420 He knows how to pick them.

00:18:52.300 Those are the best ones.

00:18:56.420 Tim Malone.

00:18:57.500 Oh, here's a gay kiss coming.

00:19:00.340 Disgusting.

00:19:01.560 And here comes one of their fans who they just absolutely dismiss.

00:19:08.780 Security.

00:19:09.420 Get out.

00:19:09.920 Get her out of here.

00:19:11.120 Those are the worst types of women.

00:19:13.300 All right.

00:19:13.680 We've seen enough, right?

00:19:14.780 Yep.

00:19:15.080 So another person who's obsessed with themselves and then they were being gay as a bit to stand

00:19:20.240 out.

00:19:20.640 And then instead of correcting and just liking a girl like everyone else, you double down

00:19:24.860 and you marry a guy and you make everyone do it in front of a church and film you and

00:19:28.880 you dance.

00:19:29.680 And it's the least authentic thing I've ever seen.

00:19:32.340 And show watchers know authenticity is like the number one top level energy you can radiate

00:19:38.360 as a person.

00:19:39.220 It's at a premium these days.

00:19:40.380 And I did not see any authenticity there.

00:19:42.420 Yeah, I agree.

00:19:43.120 Just a bunch of gay guys dancing for the camera and you're going like this and you're smiling

00:19:46.940 and you're doing fake kisses and there's like a million people taking photos in front

00:19:50.020 of you.

00:19:50.880 Are you actually enjoying the moment and having a friendship celebration with all your boys

00:19:55.200 about your gay marriage?

00:19:56.620 Yeah.

00:19:57.020 Or are you just doing it for the cameras because you think that you're like a cosmopolitan

00:20:01.960 gay guy?

00:20:02.780 How long until these guys start writing checks for a baby?

00:20:05.580 Oh, they're going to be buying and procuring a child soon.

00:20:09.240 Disgusting.

00:20:09.640 All right, let's move on.

00:20:10.980 Let's get to our migrant section.

00:20:12.620 It's not too crazy.

00:20:13.420 Our migrant sections have been light, but there are some things we have to cover.

00:20:17.160 First things first, eclipse watching.

00:20:19.500 Yeah.

00:20:19.680 Look at this.

00:20:20.380 Do you read that?

00:20:21.420 Illegal aliens and Border Patrol agents enjoying the solar eclipse together.

00:20:24.820 Obviously, probably a lot of you guys saw this pic.

00:20:27.140 Just they're in handcuffs.

00:20:30.340 He's handcuffed.

00:20:31.240 And then these two are handcuffed together and this guy's staring at it without the glasses.

00:20:35.500 So it's a mess at the border.

00:20:36.760 It's a mess.

00:20:38.360 I think that CERN did this.

00:20:40.780 All right.

00:20:41.320 I think CERN was like, all right, let's do some things here.

00:20:46.080 Let's make some adjustments to society.

00:20:47.980 Let's take two groups that are historically opposed and make them like each other.

00:20:52.360 Clickety, click, click.

00:20:53.800 Collide some particles.

00:20:55.340 Here we are.

00:20:56.860 All right.

00:20:57.500 You don't think so?

00:20:58.440 I don't even know what CERN does, really.

00:21:00.580 They have a particle collider.

00:21:02.180 They do some shit like that.

00:21:03.280 I don't know.

00:21:03.660 They knock us off and on to timelines.

00:21:06.200 All right.

00:21:06.520 All right.

00:21:06.720 Let's go to the next clip.

00:21:07.880 Please.

00:21:08.580 Well, actually, there was a before and after for Trump from the eclipse.

00:21:12.440 Yeah.

00:21:12.840 Compared to Joe Biden.

00:21:13.960 This was just a little news spin.

00:21:15.540 When Trump was president, it said the solar eclipse will cost America almost $700 million

00:21:20.780 in lost productivity.

00:21:22.400 But then when Joe Biden's the president, the solar eclipse could deliver a $6 billion economic

00:21:28.100 boom.

00:21:28.960 The whole community is sold out.

00:21:31.060 Thank you, media.

00:21:32.240 Yeah.

00:21:33.000 And those are two different media things.

00:21:35.080 But I mean, the same thing happened with both eclipses.

00:21:36.980 People travel and they go to Airbnbs during the line of totality, right?

00:21:42.140 And they book them out.

00:21:43.400 You've seen the Airbnb maps where they're completely sold out and people take flights.

00:21:48.060 So, you know, but Trump can't have anything.

00:21:50.800 It's got to cost money then.

00:21:51.980 Yep.

00:21:52.260 This is bad.

00:21:52.940 Trump's fault.

00:21:53.600 Trump did it.

00:21:54.340 Yep.

00:21:54.940 All right.

00:21:55.320 Trump moved the moon.

00:21:57.180 Yeah.

00:21:57.580 Is what they're saying, I guess.

00:21:58.620 I don't know.

00:21:58.920 He's the moon man.

00:22:00.300 And then here's some illegals at Penn Station in New York.

00:22:03.440 This is a fresh crop.

00:22:04.980 Fresh crop.

00:22:05.760 Just got here.

00:22:06.380 Look at this group.

00:22:09.000 So we can let this play in the background.

00:22:10.300 But I was kind of thinking about the upcoming election.

00:22:13.700 And, you know, if, say, Joe Biden runs, right?

00:22:16.800 And they don't bring in Michelle Obama.

00:22:18.200 She doesn't want to do it.

00:22:19.240 And then they just run Joe Biden.

00:22:20.920 They can't really win with Joe Biden because to send the amount of votes through the machines

00:22:26.200 that need to go through, you'd have to send like 95 million.

00:22:28.800 Yeah, there's a new bar.

00:22:30.220 There's a new bar.

00:22:31.260 It's going to be the biggest, highest ever.

00:22:33.580 And like, oh, Joe Biden got 15 million more than last time when that was 15 million more

00:22:38.420 than Obama.

00:22:39.800 It's hard to believe.

00:22:40.840 And incumbent presidents, they never hit higher than what they got before.

00:22:45.040 They always do a little less.

00:22:46.240 Like even Obama, that happened.

00:22:47.640 George Bush.

00:22:48.440 Everybody who's been elected twice.

00:22:49.880 So you can't really run the same playbook and just cheat.

00:22:52.880 So I think what they're trying to do, and with these masses at Penn Station, you see

00:22:57.040 these people, right?

00:22:57.740 There's tons of third worlders here, men mostly.

00:23:02.020 I think a plan that they have could be to completely botch the election, botch the country in general.

00:23:09.440 So you deplete all of our oil and gas reserves.

00:23:12.700 You print money.

00:23:13.920 You don't fight inflation.

00:23:15.740 You destroy the economy.

00:23:17.220 You bring all these third worlders in here.

00:23:19.660 You just like completely wreck everything on purpose.

00:23:22.160 And then when Trump wins, who are the people that are going to revolt and go crazy if Trump

00:23:28.580 wins?

00:23:29.160 The illegals who think they're going to get deported now.

00:23:32.020 So you almost could set it up where it's like the black swan event comes after the election

00:23:37.120 and it's illegals revolting because Trump won and they know that that means they're going

00:23:41.860 back.

00:23:42.260 So you have that time from like November to January of absolute maybe chaos of these people

00:23:48.380 who are pissed.

00:23:49.200 That's a good point.

00:23:49.980 That three month gap right there.

00:23:51.260 Yeah.

00:23:51.580 So that's kind of what I think could come.

00:23:53.380 Like, obviously, I think they're going to do whatever they can.

00:23:55.220 I still believe they're going to run Michelle Obama.

00:23:57.260 But there might be an avenue where they say, hey, forget trying to win this thing.

00:24:00.880 Let's just wreck the country.

00:24:02.280 Dump it on Trump.

00:24:03.080 The economy is going to blow up at some point.

00:24:05.040 Yeah.

00:24:05.240 It kind of has to.

00:24:06.740 Rates are going down, but they shouldn't be going down.

00:24:09.640 The economy hasn't fixed itself yet.

00:24:11.220 Inflation is still a mess.

00:24:12.460 So you're in a situation where it's like you guys depleting the oil reserves.

00:24:16.280 You might just be botching the entire country, dumping it on Trump and then saying, hey, good

00:24:20.360 luck dealing with these 50 million illegals here who are who are pissed.

00:24:24.640 Yeah, that's true.

00:24:25.560 So something to think about.

00:24:27.020 Handing off a broken country.

00:24:28.700 Yeah.

00:24:29.280 And wrecking it on purpose.

00:24:30.420 And that's literally what's going on.

00:24:32.060 So let's move on to Trump's and Joe Biden stuff.

00:24:34.920 Trump got some fried chicken at Chick-fil-A the other day.

00:24:39.300 Chick-fil-A in Atlanta.

00:24:40.260 Let's play the clip.

00:24:41.040 It was pretty good.

00:24:42.980 So did I have 30 milkshakes?

00:24:45.800 And also some chicken.

00:24:47.960 We're going to take care of the customers.

00:24:49.680 Is this good?

00:24:51.800 You're making a lot of money.

00:24:53.860 Everyone's getting rich, right?

00:24:56.500 That's so good.

00:24:57.940 And he did 30 milkshakes and chicken for everybody.

00:25:02.280 A bunch of fried chicken.

00:25:03.340 And, you know, you ever see Trump order a value meal for just himself?

00:25:07.280 Yeah.

00:25:07.420 You ever see Trump walk away with a little bag like, got it for me.

00:25:09.960 Everybody else.

00:25:10.560 Let's go.

00:25:11.060 Yeah.

00:25:11.400 Joe Biden.

00:25:12.820 How many times you see him walking around with a single scoop of vanilla?

00:25:15.740 Who's that for?

00:25:16.540 Yeah.

00:25:17.100 Joe doesn't take care of the whole squad.

00:25:18.620 He doesn't put on for his city, on, on for his city like Trump does.

00:25:21.580 Absolutely not.

00:25:22.420 And then Obama.

00:25:23.620 Obama's a single orderer.

00:25:25.000 Yeah.

00:25:25.560 Obama's.

00:25:26.000 You're going to finish those fries?

00:25:27.240 Yeah.

00:25:27.540 That's Obama.

00:25:28.600 He'll come over to the table.

00:25:29.600 How you doing?

00:25:30.100 Hey.

00:25:31.580 And he dips it.

00:25:32.640 He dips it, too.

00:25:33.940 And he dips.

00:25:34.940 Crazy.

00:25:35.540 And I was going to say, George W. Bush, he could put on for the team.

00:25:39.640 But I don't like any presidents besides Trump.

00:25:41.840 Yeah.

00:25:42.200 The warmonger types.

00:25:43.840 Yeah.

00:25:44.260 George W. Bush, he probably bought barbecue for the whole gang.

00:25:47.520 Yeah.

00:25:47.740 You know, shit like that.

00:25:48.460 Or like the fire at the house or something.

00:25:49.840 He probably puts on.

00:25:50.680 It's always out of Trump's own pocket, too.

00:25:52.380 And I remember there was one time where the media made up a lie that, like, Trump walked

00:25:57.420 out on a bill or something.

00:25:58.580 Yeah.

00:25:58.800 And then that immediately got debunked.

00:26:00.980 As if.

00:26:01.260 And then Joe Biden, the equivalent.

00:26:03.180 Remember, we showed the eating fried chicken with the black family somewhere.

00:26:06.640 And it's like he has a whole TV crew come in.

00:26:09.620 Trump just shows up at a fast food restaurant.

00:26:11.740 And it's crazy how Trump can kind of make a campaign stop at any fast food restaurant

00:26:16.400 he wants to just by causing a scene.

00:26:18.320 And he should hit them all.

00:26:19.180 I think Waffle House.

00:26:20.100 He needs to go to Waffle House soon.

00:26:21.280 And it's interesting, too, because you'd think that people, oh, Trump is not liked by the

00:26:27.380 black community or Trump isn't liked by this group or that group.

00:26:30.380 But then Trump just walks into any fast food place.

00:26:33.080 This one had all black workers.

00:26:34.760 Yeah.

00:26:35.280 And no one's going, oh, fuck this guy.

00:26:37.620 You're racist.

00:26:38.260 They're all like, oh, nice to meet you.

00:26:39.500 Oh, my God.

00:26:39.820 This is so cool.

00:26:40.500 We hate Joe Biden.

00:26:41.260 So it kind of shows that like a lot of it is just contrived and made up by the media.

00:26:45.420 Trump in person anywhere.

00:26:48.320 Everyone likes him.

00:26:49.180 He's a powerful figure in person, no matter what.

00:26:51.460 And even if you maybe hate him online or you talk shit, you meet him in person and you're

00:26:55.620 like, oh, damn, this is it.

00:26:57.600 This is the guy.

00:26:58.300 And then you like him automatically after.

00:27:00.000 I think so.

00:27:00.680 And then here's what Joe Biden's been up to while Trump's been doing that.

00:27:03.320 We had two funny clips from him.

00:27:05.440 Elect me.

00:27:06.320 I'm in the 20th century, 21st century.

00:27:11.260 He doesn't even know where in the world he is or when.

00:27:15.860 Yeah.

00:27:16.160 And it's like, Joe, Joe, for real, like telling people you're in the 21st century, like you

00:27:22.120 don't need to.

00:27:22.840 You shouldn't even be reminding people of your age or anything like that.

00:27:25.800 Like, stay away and just make up other stuff.

00:27:27.760 Right.

00:27:28.160 Yeah.

00:27:28.400 I think when it became the 21st century, Joe Biden was already 58.

00:27:31.960 So like retirement age, if you're a postal worker, shit like that.

00:27:35.460 Yeah.

00:27:35.760 Yeah.

00:27:36.080 And then here's him taking questions.

00:27:37.820 Third, next question.

00:27:42.220 Who am I calling next?

00:27:43.540 Hang on a second.

00:27:44.160 I got my list here.

00:27:47.040 Hang on.

00:27:48.200 I apologize.

00:27:50.700 Aurelia of AFP.

00:27:53.520 And the person gets up and runs over.

00:27:55.360 This is her chance.

00:27:56.760 You know, that's it.

00:27:58.040 Remember Trump used to take questions from anyone and he would just fight it out.

00:28:01.220 Kind of shit talk.

00:28:02.080 Yeah.

00:28:02.280 And people would ask like the worst stuff and like offensive things and disrespectful

00:28:05.620 things to the office of the president.

00:28:07.540 And Joe Biden has a list of who he's allowed to talk to.

00:28:10.280 And that's why Michelle Obama or bust.

00:28:13.800 If she doesn't run, they can't say this person won.

00:28:16.880 I know.

00:28:17.400 It's going to be hard.

00:28:18.460 Yeah.

00:28:18.800 Exactly.

00:28:19.280 Or they'll run Joe Biden.

00:28:22.560 Joe Biden wins.

00:28:23.540 And then it's like a real like show of power.

00:28:26.620 You really, your vote really doesn't count.

00:28:28.720 That would actually be badass.

00:28:30.380 It would be killer.

00:28:31.100 Yeah.

00:28:31.560 They go, oh, Trump.

00:28:32.560 Yeah.

00:28:32.820 He lost by just a little bit to Joe Biden again.

00:28:35.920 Better luck next time.

00:28:37.160 Yeah.

00:28:37.380 Oh, you want to do something?

00:28:38.880 The Capitol is surrounded with tanks now.

00:28:41.160 You know?

00:28:41.580 Yeah.

00:28:41.760 Some shit like that.

00:28:42.440 And we have to move to Naib Bukele, El Salvador.

00:28:46.280 Yeah.

00:28:46.600 Yeah.

00:28:47.100 I'll do it.

00:28:48.400 And then last thing for the election updates.

00:28:50.920 Remember Trump and Stormy Daniels, the affair, the impeachment or whatever?

00:28:54.640 Mm-hmm.

00:28:55.140 Turns out that was all fake.

00:28:56.780 Yeah.

00:28:57.140 Trump said, look what I just found.

00:28:58.680 Will the fake news report it?

00:28:59.940 And then it was an official statement from Stormy Daniels in 2018 that said, over the

00:29:03.520 past few weeks, I've been asked countless times to comment on reports of an alleged sexual

00:29:06.840 relationship I had with Trump many, many years ago.

00:29:09.640 Fact of the matter is that each party to this alleged affair denied its existence in 2006,

00:29:13.660 2011, 2016, 2017, she's got a typo, actually, in 2011, and now again in 2018.

00:29:19.600 I'm not denying this affair because I was paid hush money, as has been reported in several overseas tabloids.

00:29:25.160 I'm denying this affair because it never happened.

00:29:27.440 Follow me on Instagram.

00:29:29.200 And then signed.

00:29:30.280 Yeah.

00:29:30.900 Never happened.

00:29:31.740 Oops.

00:29:32.380 Oopsie.

00:29:33.020 Oops.

00:29:33.360 Try to upend the whole country for that and put a person in jail and impeached.

00:29:36.840 Oops.

00:29:37.280 Yeah.

00:29:37.520 Brett Kavanaugh gang raped me.

00:29:38.900 Whoops.

00:29:39.680 Oh, that was the same energy.

00:29:41.320 Oh, whoops.

00:29:41.940 I made that up.

00:29:42.500 I was drunk, you know, in 2022.

00:29:44.700 Yeah, exactly.

00:29:45.460 Or whatever year.

00:29:46.100 Believe all women.

00:29:47.200 Yeah.

00:29:47.440 All right.

00:29:47.740 Last page of housekeeping.

00:29:49.480 Speaking of dumb, dumb Democrats, Sheila Jackson Lee was commenting about the sun and

00:29:55.220 the moon, and she kind of got mixed up.

00:29:57.300 And here's what she said.

00:29:58.060 Provide unique light and energy so that you have the energy of the moon at night, and sometimes

00:30:06.380 you've heard the word full moon, and sometimes you need to take the opportunity just to come

00:30:11.180 out and see a full moon is that complete rounded circle, which is made up mostly of gases.

00:30:18.600 And that's why the question is why or how could we as humans live on the moon?

00:30:25.340 Are the gases such that we could do that?

00:30:27.400 The sun is a mighty powerful heat that is almost impossible to go near the sun.

00:30:37.640 The moon is more manageable.

00:30:38.920 I was going to say letter cook.

00:30:40.300 Yeah.

00:30:40.780 That is your type of shit.

00:30:42.880 My type of stupid schizo stuff, but I couldn't even get to it.

00:30:47.580 And then Sheila Jackson Lee said, obviously I misspoke and meant to say the sun, but as

00:30:52.060 usual, Republicans are focused on stupid things instead of the stuff that really matters.

00:30:55.780 And it's like, she said the moon and the sun, and there's no way where you could live on

00:31:02.800 the sun, which is what she also mentioned.

00:31:04.660 So there's like substantiating, like supporting sentences that couldn't possibly be that.

00:31:09.440 So either you misspoke and you're completely wrong on the substantiating stuff, or you're

00:31:15.020 just have a total worldview that's insane, right?

00:31:17.540 Yeah.

00:31:17.840 And then Gavin had a good tweet about that exact situation.

00:31:20.480 A full moon is that complete rounded circle, which is made up of mostly glasses.

00:31:24.500 And that's why the question is why or how could we as humans live on the moon?

00:31:28.620 Are the gases such that we could do that?

00:31:30.480 So you are asking if you could live on the sun.

00:31:32.900 Yeah, exactly.

00:31:33.620 My point.

00:31:34.160 Exactly.

00:31:34.500 My point.

00:31:34.720 It's like she mixed it up, but then that means you were talking about the sun and then living

00:31:38.800 on the sun?

00:31:39.620 Yeah.

00:31:40.500 Dumb, dumb.

00:31:41.300 Yep.

00:31:41.620 And she'll be reelected in a landslide probably.

00:31:44.820 So that's where we're at.

00:31:46.220 All right.

00:31:46.640 Moving on.

00:31:47.280 Still in housekeeping.

00:31:47.880 I just want to get something on the record really quick.

00:31:50.140 I'm seeing the future.

00:31:51.520 I had a vision.

00:31:52.640 Jojo Siwa.

00:31:53.900 She's like a Disney star that grew up.

00:31:56.420 I think she's like a YouTuber, actually.

00:31:58.200 A YouTuber, Disney type person.

00:32:00.420 Very popular with little kids.

00:32:02.320 She's next one up.

00:32:03.960 In what sense?

00:32:04.920 She's getting popular.

00:32:06.580 She wants to play ball.

00:32:08.080 She's doing the feminist thing.

00:32:10.580 She's doing all this feminism music and whatever.

00:32:13.180 And she's a lesbian.

00:32:14.820 She's tipping her hat saying, tap me in, coach.

00:32:17.180 I'm next up.

00:32:18.160 She's saying, tap me in, and she'll say whatever the globalists want her to say.

00:32:22.600 She even half believes it.

00:32:24.560 She wants to sell her soul.

00:32:26.540 Okay.

00:32:26.920 She's next one up.

00:32:27.940 I just want to get it on the record here.

00:32:29.340 Sam Smith pipeline.

00:32:30.580 Sam Smith pipeline.

00:32:32.140 Demon outfits.

00:32:33.280 Demon takes over the body like Plankton and SpongeBob.

00:32:36.200 Puppet, puppet.

00:32:36.980 Next thing you know, Trump, Joe Biden.

00:32:39.760 Oh, we need to register to vote.

00:32:41.000 I'm a lesbian.

00:32:42.300 Sold my soul.

00:32:43.680 That's what's going to happen to Jojo Siwa, unfortunately.

00:32:46.680 All right.

00:32:46.940 Good call.

00:32:47.420 Just want to get it out there.

00:32:48.220 All right.

00:32:48.520 We have a personal update that's very important.

00:32:50.960 Snarf, Snarf, the snowplow won most miles plowed this winter.

00:32:56.540 In Bangor, Maine.

00:32:57.560 In Bangor, Maine.

00:32:58.440 With how many miles?

00:32:59.720 769.3.

00:33:00.800 The next closest was 724.5.

00:33:03.240 Yeah.

00:33:03.580 Northeaster Beaster fell to second place.

00:33:06.240 AC Sleeter in a distant third.

00:33:08.080 So, Snarf, Snarf.

00:33:09.240 Thank you.

00:33:09.680 So, congratulations, everybody.

00:33:11.840 They couldn't have done it without us.

00:33:13.760 And I like to think that the driver of the snowplow truck discovered the show because we named it and then was watching the show while driving.

00:33:21.900 And then that watching the show allowed the person to, like, go extra hard and stay out longer and plow more miles.

00:33:28.040 Good imagination, buddy.

00:33:29.640 Nice.

00:33:30.120 Thank you.

00:33:30.740 Good work.

00:33:31.520 I think that's what could have happened.

00:33:33.140 All right.

00:33:33.580 All right.

00:33:33.940 Last piece of housekeeping before we move on to cringe.

00:33:37.260 Have you ever seen a vulture walk?

00:33:39.440 No.

00:33:40.060 This is what it looks like.

00:33:42.500 Look at that thing.

00:33:43.880 Wow.

00:33:44.900 That big old burr right there.

00:33:46.280 He's hopping.

00:33:47.540 Now, I was thinking, imagine.

00:33:48.580 You're a vulture?

00:33:49.180 You know that's for sure a vulture?

00:33:50.300 This looks like a California condor to me.

00:33:52.400 It could be a condor.

00:33:53.540 I have no idea, actually.

00:33:54.460 I'm just ballparking it.

00:33:55.660 Okay.

00:33:55.800 So the vulture, and this is what the whole point of putting this in housekeeping is, imagine

00:34:01.080 it's like 1,500.

00:34:03.460 Yeah.

00:34:03.760 And you're out at night.

00:34:05.180 Uh-huh.

00:34:05.520 And then you see this thing hopping towards you like that.

00:34:09.340 Yeah.

00:34:10.280 You go back to the tent, and they'd be like, what'd you see?

00:34:12.340 And you'd be like, I don't know.

00:34:13.600 Yeah.

00:34:14.140 Fireplace tall tales start.

00:34:15.880 That's how you get Bigfoot and shit.

00:34:17.580 Yeah.

00:34:17.920 I agree.

00:34:18.320 But Bigfoot's real.

00:34:19.040 But that's how you get like, I don't know what I saw.

00:34:22.660 It was six feet tall, and it was hopping.

00:34:24.700 And then it flew away.

00:34:25.920 Yeah.

00:34:26.140 It was like a dragon or a demon.

00:34:28.700 It was probably a California condor vulture.

00:34:31.480 Yeah.

00:34:31.820 That's how you get stories in the woods.

00:34:33.340 Yeah.

00:34:33.440 You get scared in the woods, and tall tales start happening.

00:34:35.700 Exactly.

00:34:36.020 I agree.

00:34:36.620 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.

00:34:37.540 We're moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:34:39.960 We should say.

00:34:42.560 All right.

00:34:43.220 Our first clip of Cringe.

00:34:44.860 We have a very good Cringe this week.

00:34:46.120 It's a lighter Cringe.

00:34:47.380 A little different, too.

00:34:48.300 It's a little different.

00:34:48.960 It's kind of all over the place, and it's lighter because we have a packed urban.

00:34:53.780 So we went a little lighter on Cringe.

00:34:54.880 We just took the Ben Affleck story, put it in housekeeping.

00:34:58.200 Cringe is good.

00:34:59.760 You don't have to tell them everything.

00:35:01.060 Oh, okay.

00:35:02.060 Well, the first one is the frog Asian food thing.

00:35:16.280 Once they put it in the dumpling, I did not see that.

00:35:19.600 They wrapped the whole frog in a dumpling?

00:35:22.720 I think they might be doing a bit on us.

00:35:24.140 I don't know.

00:35:24.440 You might be doing a bit, maybe.

00:35:26.280 But this next one is not doing a bit, for sure.

00:35:30.620 What's the food?

00:35:31.180 What's the food in there?

00:35:32.300 Let's see.

00:35:33.220 It's weird.

00:35:33.760 Add the food.

00:35:34.820 Let's try it.

00:35:36.740 What's the food?

00:35:37.580 What's the food?

00:35:39.080 Then you eat it.

00:35:40.520 But the spicy side.

00:35:41.840 You just chew it up.

00:35:43.220 Dude, Asian people, they eat some weird kind of stuff.

00:35:46.480 Yeah.

00:35:46.520 There was one time I was fishing, and I had these bait fish, like these little minnows in a cooler, and I was hooking them and throwing them out and trying to catch something.

00:35:53.880 And this guy came up to me, an Asian guy, and he goes, yo, can I have one?

00:35:58.180 Like kind of pointed at it.

00:35:59.100 And I go, yeah, of course.

00:36:00.020 I have like 15 of them.

00:36:01.400 He slurps it right up.

00:36:02.700 He ate it.

00:36:04.040 Is this a real story?

00:36:05.640 No.

00:36:06.920 Because I have a real story similar to that.

00:36:10.560 No.

00:36:10.880 I was going to say we all have like an Asian people eat bait story.

00:36:15.040 Yeah.

00:36:15.400 And you just did it, but it was made up?

00:36:17.440 Yeah, that's made up.

00:36:18.100 All right, well, I have a real one.

00:36:19.440 I used to go fishing as a kid in the summers when I was in like fifth to eighth grade or whatever, and I would go pretty much every day, and we would catch sea robin, which are really bad for the ecosystem.

00:36:31.140 You're supposed to, yeah, I don't know if you're supposed to kill them, but you know, some, you know.

00:36:33.760 Yeah, yeah, invasive fish you can sometimes kill.

00:36:35.640 Invasive fish, some people just hit it with a bat or leave it on the thing to die.

00:36:39.480 So we took the sea robins out, and we usually hit them with a bat or whatever, and then you cut the strips off the side, and then you use that for fluke bait because the fluke liked to eat it.

00:36:47.740 Okay.

00:36:48.140 But then these Asian people came multiple times in the summer, and they would be sort of picking up the sea robins off the ground.

00:36:54.420 No.

00:36:54.940 And they eat it.

00:36:55.600 They slurp it up, like you said.

00:36:57.060 They have a different – a lot of the Asians have a different relationship with sea life.

00:37:01.080 They really will eat any of it.

00:37:02.940 You see the frog?

00:37:04.540 Disgusting.

00:37:04.960 It comes out of a packet.

00:37:06.020 There's no bit there, and then you put the seasoning on it, and then what?

00:37:09.340 You eat the frog?

00:37:10.220 I don't know.

00:37:10.680 The language barrier prevents me from any accurate analysis on whether or not this is a bit, so I will pass.

00:37:15.640 But at least we got our bait fish.

00:37:17.540 This is real, and I think everyone's got an Asian people eat bait story.

00:37:21.100 Okay.

00:37:21.620 All right.

00:37:22.180 All right.

00:37:22.560 Moving on.

00:37:23.260 Protester driven out out of an event.

00:37:25.520 Yeah.

00:37:25.940 This was – what kind of event was this?

00:37:29.040 Congressperson event maybe.

00:37:31.040 No, you're out.

00:37:31.960 You're out.

00:37:32.760 You're out.

00:37:33.860 You're out.

00:37:35.420 You're out.

00:37:36.000 Aren't you a congressperson?

00:37:37.540 Get off me.

00:37:38.340 Someone's video.

00:37:39.160 Get this on video.

00:37:40.780 Get this on video.

00:37:42.040 This is assault.

00:37:43.380 Get off me.

00:37:43.940 This is assault.

00:37:44.760 Just gets driven out.

00:37:47.820 Clay Higgins.

00:37:48.320 That's a guy from Louisiana who used to stand on business against the gangs.

00:37:52.380 One last thing for the gremlins.

00:37:54.320 That's him, right?

00:37:55.120 That's him?

00:37:55.520 I think so.

00:37:56.160 Well, that's good to see.

00:37:57.440 And the person who got driven out, that is the person who wants to destroy the United States.

00:38:02.660 They're the loudest, maddest people.

00:38:04.460 Yeah.

00:38:04.660 They want to destroy the United States.

00:38:06.660 They want to destroy the fundamentals of this country that were built by our ancestors.

00:38:10.760 And colonialism.

00:38:11.900 All that.

00:38:12.540 And that's who's doing it.

00:38:13.960 That's the physical strength level of the people who want to make the most drastic changes.

00:38:18.260 You get wrapped up and driven back 20 yards and you go, what are you doing?

00:38:22.140 You're on the tips of your toes getting driven back.

00:38:24.440 Like, what are you doing?

00:38:25.620 I think we're in a manhandle protesters phase of society now.

00:38:29.200 Well, if you have some points to make, you better be pretty firm in your place.

00:38:33.520 Yeah.

00:38:33.700 You better be like plugged into the ground and stocky.

00:38:36.200 And heavy in your shoes.

00:38:37.560 Yeah.

00:38:37.980 And have a plan because the loudest people were kind of realizing, we saw the other one

00:38:42.120 with the guy who's got chest passed out the door.

00:38:44.920 You're kind of realizing that these people, yeah, they might be loud and empowered, but

00:38:48.520 they're kind of pussies.

00:38:50.520 Yeah.

00:38:50.900 They're weak.

00:38:51.340 And the way that guy was driven, I don't know if you guys are O-linemen, but an O-lineman,

00:38:56.060 the best thing you can do is pancake somebody, which basically you drive them back like that

00:38:59.860 and they're going so fast that they fall on their back and then you follow them down.

00:39:03.740 It's the best thing you can do.

00:39:05.360 Yeah.

00:39:06.020 I have some pancake stories.

00:39:08.040 Is that what you said?

00:39:08.720 No, I didn't bring it up at all.

00:39:10.200 I was looking to move on.

00:39:11.200 You didn't ask about my high school pancake record?

00:39:13.920 No, no, no, no.

00:39:14.660 I can tell you.

00:39:16.200 Yeah.

00:39:16.660 So I went to a Catholic high school, which is the best team in the state.

00:39:20.480 But the awards people, the people who gave the awards were all public school voters.

00:39:25.440 So the whole like board was public schools.

00:39:27.600 So they didn't like our team.

00:39:29.160 So they would always give the awards that should have gone to people on my team to the

00:39:32.620 public school kids who weren't that good.

00:39:34.800 And the guy who won O-lineman of the year, he got the award and they said he had like 17

00:39:40.520 pancake blocks.

00:39:41.800 And my senior year, I had like 130.

00:39:44.820 Glory days.

00:39:46.540 Oh, they'll pass you by.

00:39:48.420 Glory days.

00:39:49.460 Wanted to get that on the record.

00:39:50.600 Smart.

00:39:50.980 Smart to get it on the record.

00:39:52.360 You're welcome for asking about it.

00:39:53.840 Yeah.

00:39:53.980 And I can, I can find the highlight tape from high school when I go home next time.

00:39:57.400 Yeah, for sure.

00:39:58.440 For sure.

00:39:59.180 I can bring that in.

00:40:00.140 You got a huddle link.

00:40:02.140 And then Always Right had some funny tweets that kind of align with this.

00:40:06.500 Yeah.

00:40:06.760 She said, I wonder if any of the people demanding decolonization could actually survive in

00:40:10.580 the decolonized version of their world.

00:40:12.520 What exactly do you want?

00:40:13.800 Rudimentary medical care, almost non-existent infrastructure to give up AC and plumbing,

00:40:17.960 no access to higher education, no technology.

00:40:21.180 Are you a vegan liberal arts grad who works as a barista going to suddenly start hunting,

00:40:26.360 doing laborious farm work, trading your thrifted vintage clothes for hand-making your own culturally

00:40:30.980 indigenous clothing?

00:40:32.440 Are you going to learn the native tongue of your ancestors?

00:40:34.920 Good point.

00:40:35.820 Nobody's wanting, nobody is looking to do any work.

00:40:38.640 They just want the power that you currently have now.

00:40:41.960 And that your people made.

00:40:43.440 Exactly.

00:40:43.900 Good Americans made the country great, and it's veering off because we're letting in

00:40:47.820 these retard Muppets.

00:40:49.060 Yeah.

00:40:49.260 And now they're going, actually, this should be mine.

00:40:52.920 Decolonization is just, is simply justification for the power grab.

00:40:57.120 It's not like, oh, we're going to rebuild society.

00:40:59.520 It's no, we want the power, and it's because you guys were mean once upon a time.

00:41:03.060 Yeah, exactly.

00:41:04.100 All right, let's move on.

00:41:05.140 The rich husband, plain seat woman.

00:41:07.120 Please join me if you're rich, and everyone claps.

00:41:28.960 Begging the plane.

00:41:30.020 Remember we used to have shame in, like, gold diggers with something that was looked down

00:41:33.020 upon?

00:41:33.520 Yeah.

00:41:33.720 Now you have this person, some Ukrainian, trying to rip you off.

00:41:37.540 Disgusting.

00:41:38.040 Well, join me in seat 2A.

00:41:39.860 And it's like, oh, yeah, maybe you'll meet a nice guy who's looking for a girl who only

00:41:43.360 wants a rich person.

00:41:44.960 Yeah.

00:41:45.260 And then he only wants you for your looks, and then you'll be done in 18 months.

00:41:48.660 And then maybe someone stabs someone in a fit of rage, you know?

00:41:51.780 Yeah.

00:41:52.260 If your relationship is built on nothing, then I think it's going to crash and burn based

00:41:57.040 on any little thing.

00:41:58.220 Yeah.

00:41:58.320 I'm looking for a man who wants to lose half his stuff in 18 months.

00:42:01.440 Yeah.

00:42:01.740 I'm in 2A.

00:42:02.840 Yeah.

00:42:03.000 You don't need to announce to the whole plane, either.

00:42:04.460 You can just announce to first class.

00:42:05.880 That's a good point.

00:42:06.580 All right.

00:42:07.660 Final clip of cringe.

00:42:08.980 The weird woman workout classes.

00:42:10.620 Final clip of cringe?

00:42:12.200 Is that true?

00:42:13.140 Oh, my God.

00:42:14.180 Yeah.

00:42:14.560 Yeah, it is.

00:42:15.320 All right.

00:42:15.620 All right.

00:42:15.860 Calm down, everybody.

00:42:16.600 We had that double urban decay.

00:42:18.340 All right.

00:42:18.680 So, this is kind of something I've been noticing recently.

00:42:22.320 I actually put this into the show.

00:42:24.300 And I want to preface this by saying it's not really, like, mean or bad, but it's something

00:42:30.660 I've been noticing, right?

00:42:31.700 And it's that women will do anything.

00:42:36.060 And you know what?

00:42:37.180 People who are working out.

00:42:38.260 This is about working out.

00:42:39.540 Bravo.

00:42:40.180 You're not telling people how fat you have to be to fit on a Disney ride.

00:42:43.300 So, we're starting at a baseline level of anti-cringe that, you know, you're already above.

00:42:48.240 We'll never mock someone for working out.

00:42:49.960 Exactly.

00:42:50.580 But I do have to sometimes mock the way people work out.

00:42:55.020 And we're just going to hit through a couple of these pretty quick.

00:42:57.660 Yep.

00:42:58.000 And I've noticed it's mostly kind of like middle-aged white women doing this mostly.

00:43:01.780 It is.

00:43:02.200 And there's, imagine, like, music in the background, popular songs.

00:43:05.080 These are all copywritten songs, so we can't play them.

00:43:07.300 But here they go on the ball, the drums on the ball.

00:43:10.300 They're just running in place and drumming on a ball, right?

00:43:13.620 What happened to, like, the treadmill?

00:43:14.880 What happened to the Stairmaster?

00:43:16.040 They want to do this instead, right?

00:43:17.400 Going for a hike.

00:43:18.040 And then there's this, these Malcolm in the Middle Hal spring shoe workout classes.

00:43:23.240 You know that episode?

00:43:24.340 That's an interesting reference.

00:43:26.200 So, then you have them jumping around in the stupid shoes.

00:43:28.720 Yeah.

00:43:29.460 Here they go.

00:43:30.140 But they're working out still.

00:43:31.400 I guess.

00:43:32.480 I guess.

00:43:33.200 But women, like, need a thing where it's like, oh, this is the trick to working out.

00:43:36.660 This is the best blah, blah, blah.

00:43:38.240 This is my secret.

00:43:39.780 This made it easy.

00:43:40.780 Yeah.

00:43:41.140 I didn't even feel like a workout.

00:43:42.640 I was just dancing and vibing or something.

00:43:44.540 And then they have them attached to the roof, jumping around.

00:43:46.780 Here's the roof people.

00:43:48.360 And they swing.

00:43:49.020 And they're going crazy, jumping up and down, swinging.

00:43:52.100 That's fun, though.

00:43:53.220 And then here's a really gay one.

00:43:55.060 The trampoline.

00:43:55.760 And look at the gay guy in here.

00:43:57.340 All girls and then the one gay guy.

00:44:00.980 He loves this shit.

00:44:02.680 He loves this shit.

00:44:03.840 So, this is, like, in Brazil or something.

00:44:07.800 I don't know.

00:44:08.340 But just something I've noticed that, like, the workout.

00:44:11.760 Women, I think they like community a lot more.

00:44:14.560 They do.

00:44:14.980 So, they need to be involved in a class where it's like, hey, Michelle, same time next week.

00:44:19.000 And I don't know.

00:44:20.180 Whatever happened to running or just, you know, doing a circuit.

00:44:23.420 The weirdest one, you had your drumming on an exercise ball and everyone needs drumsticks.

00:44:31.960 What happened?

00:44:32.940 So, I don't know.

00:44:34.640 I'm not really mad at any of this.

00:44:36.540 Just a weird phenomenon that I'm noticing.

00:44:38.500 It's just interesting.

00:44:40.040 Fascinating.

00:44:40.580 It's fascinating.

00:44:41.520 That's a good word for it.

00:44:42.380 Well, that is our cringe.

00:44:44.040 It's a light cringe, like we said.

00:44:45.380 We're moving on to Urban Decay, which is packed.

00:44:47.660 Okay.

00:44:47.820 So, Dexter Reed has that story going around.

00:44:50.780 The guy was in the car.

00:44:52.640 He shot at the cops.

00:44:53.880 Got shot back.

00:44:54.940 Died.

00:44:55.620 He was a felon who was on pre-trial release.

00:44:58.960 He had a gun.

00:44:59.860 He was pulled over.

00:45:01.260 He shot at the police.

00:45:02.700 And then the police lit him up.

00:45:04.500 We're not going to show it for YouTube censorship purposes, right?

00:45:07.040 Yeah.

00:45:07.360 So, basically, he got pulled over.

00:45:09.060 He started kind of getting squirrely.

00:45:11.280 Oh, he got squirrely.

00:45:12.240 He rolled the window down, rolled it back up, opened fire.

00:45:15.040 Police got nervous.

00:45:16.440 And there were a lot of cops there.

00:45:17.620 The cops there.

00:45:18.520 He ends up pulling out a gun, starts shooting, gets lit up, 96 bullets.

00:45:24.160 Something like that.

00:45:24.860 Yep.

00:45:25.440 And then it makes you think, you know, America's not even safe for a black person to shoot at

00:45:29.880 cops anymore.

00:45:30.580 I know.

00:45:31.080 And it kind of used to be.

00:45:32.340 And now it's like you just get executed for stuff like that.

00:45:34.940 Yeah.

00:45:35.360 And then they made a GoFundMe forum where they used his high school graduation photos.

00:45:39.060 And the incident occurred this week.

00:45:42.040 And he's 26 years old.

00:45:43.860 So, eight years later.

00:45:45.140 Eight years later.

00:45:46.220 Exactly.

00:45:46.660 And it makes you wonder, for a group that's convinced that cops are trying to kill them

00:45:51.580 and cops is hunting us and stuff.

00:45:53.260 Yeah.

00:45:53.420 If that's the case, you probably shouldn't start shooting at them.

00:45:56.900 Yeah.

00:45:57.160 I wouldn't pull out a gun if they were looking for an excuse to kill you.

00:46:00.620 And that's the thing.

00:46:01.240 There's all this awareness of police brutality or whatever.

00:46:03.900 And then it's like, shouldn't everybody be minding their P's and Q's on cops?

00:46:07.820 If I get pulled over, I'm here.

00:46:09.680 I'm here.

00:46:10.140 Yes, sir.

00:46:10.740 Yes, officer.

00:46:11.760 And then I lunge for my gun.

00:46:13.320 Yeah.

00:46:13.660 Um, and like, you know, his family, the media is trying to make a mountain out of a molehill

00:46:18.180 or something.

00:46:19.300 And his mom has been milking it.

00:46:21.720 Yeah.

00:46:22.060 Here's her.

00:46:23.420 He just bought his new car three days before that.

00:46:27.400 And he was just riding around in his car.

00:46:30.280 He said, Mom, boy, boy, ride.

00:46:32.140 And I killed him.

00:46:35.180 Thank you.

00:46:36.380 It's like a Chappelle's show thing.

00:46:38.420 It's, it's sad.

00:46:39.840 The guy died, right?

00:46:40.840 And he made a mistake and he pulled out a gun.

00:46:44.820 And in a moment of frustration when he goes, oh shit, I'm being pulled over while I'm on

00:46:49.520 a felony pretrial release while I have a gun.

00:46:51.900 So everything's escalating.

00:46:53.640 So he freaked out and he did the, they don't call it, uh, it's suicide by cop.

00:46:59.400 You know, they don't call it, uh, puppies and flowers by cop.

00:47:02.560 Yeah.

00:47:02.880 There's no such thing as that fun handshake.

00:47:04.820 High five by cop.

00:47:05.820 Yeah.

00:47:06.140 Uh, pat on the back by cop.

00:47:08.080 It's suicide by cop.

00:47:09.320 And so everybody knows this.

00:47:10.880 And then the mom, I mean, she has a right to be sad.

00:47:13.540 It's her son and all that, but there's a diffusion of responsibility that happens when

00:47:18.640 you get a couple of microphones in front of you where it's like, he just bought a new

00:47:22.220 car.

00:47:22.540 Yeah.

00:47:22.760 I don't, then why did he pull a gun out on a police?

00:47:25.600 That's what you shouldn't do.

00:47:26.780 Yeah.

00:47:27.140 That's pretty easy.

00:47:27.840 If he just had a new car that he probably wanted to have his freedom to drive that.

00:47:31.160 So, yeah.

00:47:32.020 And they were also saying that the number of bullets was excessive because it was like

00:47:35.160 96 or something.

00:47:36.460 Yeah.

00:47:36.620 They took a quote from a neighbor who goes, oh, it sounded like Vietnam or something.

00:47:40.940 And it's like, well, if you start shooting at the cop, every cop is immediately going

00:47:44.600 to empty their clip.

00:47:45.360 And if there's six cops like this is waiting for you and they have 12 bullets each or something,

00:47:49.420 there's the math.

00:47:50.100 Yeah.

00:47:50.340 No cop goes, all right, I'm going to sit this one out.

00:47:52.560 Looks like everybody else has it.

00:47:53.920 It's a life and death situation for them too.

00:47:56.020 When a violent felon through slightly tinted windows starts firing at them.

00:47:59.300 Right.

00:47:59.520 And he shot a cop.

00:48:00.880 Yeah.

00:48:01.140 A cop did get shot.

00:48:02.160 One got hit.

00:48:02.620 And then last week I saw a video of some lady trying to shoot a raccoon and it took her like

00:48:07.180 six bullets.

00:48:08.740 So it's like, it's not just, oh, that's over.

00:48:12.180 Yeah.

00:48:12.360 Everyone needs to empty the clip.

00:48:13.800 It's not a video game.

00:48:14.760 Everyone's scared for their life.

00:48:16.040 Everyone needs to empty a clip.

00:48:17.220 Everyone is at work and they want to go home that day, you know?

00:48:21.000 So it's kind of like Washington Post writes a big thousand word article about it where

00:48:25.680 there's one brief sentence where they say that he fired at cops.

00:48:29.140 Oh, by the way.

00:48:30.300 He shot the cop first.

00:48:31.580 By the way, he did fire the cops first.

00:48:33.060 And yeah, his graduation photo, the GoFundMe used a basketball photo and it's like,

00:48:39.600 these are both high school eight years ago and he has a mugshot from a couple months ago.

00:48:44.240 You should just use that.

00:48:45.260 So, you know, it's just the, this isn't about the guy.

00:48:48.780 It's obviously a very sad situation and he made a huge mistake, but it's about the media

00:48:54.220 and the reaction and the jumping on a GoFundMe.

00:48:57.660 Everybody knows the levers that you can pull.

00:48:59.740 Black guy killed by police.

00:49:01.100 That's worth eight grand on GoFundMe.

00:49:03.340 No matter what he did, he could have said, I'm going to kill every cop here.

00:49:07.040 You'll still get 10 grand on GoFundMe.

00:49:09.140 Easy.

00:49:09.600 So it's just a-

00:49:10.740 And Tariq Nasheed to share it.

00:49:12.160 Tariq Nasheed will share the link.

00:49:14.200 But yeah, it's just a lesson on watch.

00:49:17.160 And it's funny to me because you watch the media attempt to squeeze everything they can

00:49:22.700 out of this and the media goes full bore on this one.

00:49:25.780 And it's like, this is the best you got.

00:49:27.480 Yeah.

00:49:27.760 It kind of like proves the point of we don't have an issue.

00:49:31.720 Exactly.

00:49:31.980 The guy who fired at cops got killed.

00:49:33.780 Oh, okay.

00:49:34.900 Nature.

00:49:35.520 Cops is killing us.

00:49:36.800 Oh yeah.

00:49:37.400 It happens all the time.

00:49:38.340 It just happened again.

00:49:39.840 Well, he did shoot first.

00:49:41.060 It's like, you can't even find a clean example of a cop's just going, boom.

00:49:45.000 And if you did, the riots would be out of control.

00:49:48.140 Exactly.

00:49:48.620 Like you said, the media has been jumping all over this.

00:49:51.360 Then the mom with this has really been driving it and like soaking up all the media attention

00:49:55.620 she can get.

00:49:56.260 Here's an interview she did on CNN.

00:49:57.980 And watch the girl on the left who kind of does an eye roll after.

00:50:02.760 He took my son away from me.

00:50:07.900 He ain't got that no more.

00:50:09.960 I don't know what I'm going to do without it.

00:50:11.980 He's already dead.

00:50:13.400 Why you started shooting him like that?

00:50:16.420 Yeah.

00:50:17.260 I was going to make fun of the mom and say she looks like E.T.

00:50:20.920 That would be a poor taste.

00:50:22.580 But that would be poor taste.

00:50:23.500 Yeah.

00:50:23.660 You shouldn't do that.

00:50:24.240 This is a classy show.

00:50:25.460 Honestly, good on you.

00:50:26.680 Took the high road.

00:50:27.420 Thank you.

00:50:28.140 Let's go to these other examples of the media.

00:50:30.400 Because obviously the media is skewing this.

00:50:31.980 Yeah.

00:50:32.140 But you know how the media is always like using euphemisms when black people do crimes?

00:50:36.620 New York Post is the king of euphemism.

00:50:39.160 Like a bad, like strap hanger and whatever.

00:50:43.200 Whatever a black guy does crime.

00:50:44.800 Bust, bully, beat down.

00:50:46.500 Yeah.

00:50:46.620 And it's like.

00:50:47.340 Alliteration is key for the euphemism.

00:50:49.100 Alliteration.

00:50:49.660 And they're always like making euphemisms for when it's a black person as the perpetrator.

00:50:54.200 But when the black person is a victim, the New York Post is fine using the word black man.

00:50:59.000 Six former Mississippi law officers sentenced in state court for torture of two black men.

00:51:04.380 So they know black men.

00:51:05.540 They can.

00:51:06.040 They can say it.

00:51:06.940 They can say it.

00:51:07.860 This shows they're capable.

00:51:08.880 But they only do it in instigations or in instances of race baiting.

00:51:13.280 Exactly.

00:51:13.520 There's a couple of RRB types on this hate crime.

00:51:15.680 There are.

00:51:16.120 I mean, even a Fleck is type in there in the middle.

00:51:18.360 Yeah.

00:51:18.780 And then when it's a black person who's the perpetrator, like this next story, you get a euphemism.

00:51:24.280 Boy, 14, fatally stabbed trying to protect girlfriend from two balaclava clad teens in mall.

00:51:31.120 And then, yeah, balaclava clad teens.

00:51:33.760 You couldn't just say black teens, white boy, black teens.

00:51:36.260 You use the racial terms when you want to.

00:51:38.260 Why don't you use them here?

00:51:39.260 And then John Doyle had an interesting response that was pretty smart.

00:51:41.940 Yeah.

00:51:42.140 And this was in Wyoming.

00:51:43.320 So John Doyle said, your kids aren't even safe in Wyoming.

00:51:45.780 Why won't they include the picture of the two balaclava clad teens,

00:51:49.100 Jared Plunkett and Dominique Harris, who were on tape laughing and pointing as they fled through the parking lot?

00:51:55.380 Yeah.

00:51:55.800 And, you know, they always hide behind some sort of like, like you can't report the age of the perpetrators,

00:52:03.100 like younger offenders, you can't report them.

00:52:05.940 So they have a convenient little excuse for that.

00:52:08.360 But, you know, when I have kids, I'm going to have the talk with them about, you know,

00:52:13.480 when some young African-Americans are looking for trouble, you kind of got to find an adult, make a call, do something.

00:52:19.960 That's my the talk because you see these kids get killed.

00:52:23.480 A 14-year-old got killed trying to protect his little girlfriend who these kids were probably harassing,

00:52:28.140 but trying to grab her, you know, sexual stuff.

00:52:31.680 And, you know, a 14-year-old kid dies.

00:52:33.900 It's like not in my America.

00:52:35.420 Yep.

00:52:35.700 And then the media covers it up to protect an anti-American narrative.

00:52:39.600 But that's not what we do here on the show.

00:52:41.340 We keep it 100, and we're honest, and we do have some new stats.

00:52:44.920 If it weren't for blacks and Hispanics, the U.S. would have a firearm homicide rate similar to Europe.

00:52:50.460 Yeah, lower, actually, than most European countries.

00:52:53.320 And U.S. white is at 1.7 per 100,000, and U.S. blacks are at 19.8.

00:52:59.040 So we're what we call reality enjoyers, and we always like to point out the problems.

00:53:04.180 And the balaclava-clad teens, they really let that thing talk sometimes.

00:53:08.540 Yeah, exactly.

00:53:09.420 Well, let's move on.

00:53:10.600 There was an autistic child who had some disabilities and had an aide with him on the bus who was violently assaulted.

00:53:19.400 Here's a little clip of it here.

00:53:21.980 There's her stomping him and pinching him and hitting him and pulling him.

00:53:26.600 Elbow.

00:53:27.500 Elbowing him.

00:53:28.640 The camera's right there, too.

00:53:30.580 The middle-aged woman, the camera's right there.

00:53:32.420 He's special needs, and what?

00:53:34.580 She thinks she can just get away with it, right?

00:53:36.120 And maybe, how did she get this job, taking care of, like, this severely handicapped person?

00:53:41.540 Maybe DEI?

00:53:42.980 Quite possibly.

00:53:44.180 We may never know.

00:53:45.480 Yeah.

00:53:45.760 But the media will be like, child abused by-

00:53:49.460 Caretaker.

00:53:50.500 Bully bus rider.

00:53:51.900 Yeah.

00:53:52.240 You know?

00:53:52.740 That's what they do.

00:53:53.400 Here's some of the injuries.

00:53:54.800 Yeah.

00:53:55.060 He's got a fucked up ear.

00:53:56.980 And this was in Denver, Colorado.

00:53:59.180 And she was arrested and charged for beating a disabled child on the school bus.

00:54:03.640 Her name was Kiara Jones.

00:54:05.620 And, you know, there's no questions of racial motivation here, right?

00:54:09.840 They just go, oh, man, some people are evil, right?

00:54:12.400 But if it's flipped or a cop kills a black guy, even though he's shot first, it's all like, are there any inherent biases that led to this?

00:54:20.380 Or we can just assume without even knowing.

00:54:22.800 Yeah.

00:54:22.960 Yeah, if the races were flipped, it'd be, damn, why white people have such a problem with black people on buses?

00:54:27.780 It's crazy.

00:54:28.540 It'd be like that.

00:54:29.060 Charlemagne would be saying that.

00:54:30.460 D.L. Hulie.

00:54:31.640 Why white people can't let us just ride the bus in peace?

00:54:34.340 But that should be an enhancement.

00:54:35.920 You beat up a disabled child, someone's got mental problems.

00:54:39.520 Enhancement.

00:54:40.280 This next clip is another example of what should be an enhancement in America.

00:54:43.960 A thief pushes an old lady down the stairs at church and steals her purse in Queens.

00:54:48.780 Search for a suspect who attacked and robbed a woman as she was about to enter her church in Queens.

00:54:54.440 Security camera video shows the person shoving that victim down the steps of St. Demetrius Greek Orthodox Church in Jamaica Hills.

00:55:03.180 And we're not showing the moment that that woman hit the ground.

00:55:06.180 Police say the suspect then steals $300 in cash, her cell phone, and her car keys, and then drove off in her vehicle.

00:55:15.300 So he stole her pocketbook, drove off in her vehicle, pushed her off the stairs.

00:55:19.740 How much does that take off the reparations bill?

00:55:22.400 $2.5 million off?

00:55:24.600 Pain and suffering?

00:55:25.380 Yeah, it should.

00:55:26.080 And that should be enhancements, too.

00:55:27.420 An old lady, enhancement.

00:55:28.840 Something that we've been talking about a lot recently, right?

00:55:31.000 Old lady, church.

00:55:32.580 Church, enhancement.

00:55:33.460 She probably broke some bones, enhancement.

00:55:36.220 That's what it should be.

00:55:36.940 Because what I'm realizing is-

00:55:38.360 You could have muscled her.

00:55:39.240 You didn't have to do a push her down four stairs.

00:55:41.740 Yeah.

00:55:42.060 It was like you wanted to hurt her because you hate her and then take her stuff.

00:55:46.260 Yeah.

00:55:46.620 It was like two motivations there.

00:55:48.420 And these type of enhancements, you know, oh, if you do it to an elderly person, if you do it on the grounds of a church,

00:55:54.880 if you do it to someone who's mentally disabled or something like that,

00:55:58.680 these black kind of like underworld criminals, word spreads, right?

00:56:04.900 Like, hey, don't go down 6th Street.

00:56:07.040 Like, that's where the buku boys hang out.

00:56:09.820 Yeah.

00:56:10.060 Like, criminals have rules they follow.

00:56:12.220 They have rules that there's a transference of knowledge that happens.

00:56:15.900 And once these escalate enhancements start coming, it'll be like, oh, man, my cousin, little Trey Trey, he got three extra years because it was an old woman.

00:56:24.900 The old ladies are off limits.

00:56:26.400 Yeah.

00:56:26.580 So there is that transference of information that happens even amongst urban criminals, even against mentally ill street rats,

00:56:33.460 that they know if I target X, Y, Z, and I'm going to get a guaranteed added two years to my sentence when I'm caught, if I'm caught,

00:56:42.880 people underestimate how much the street can learn.

00:56:46.620 You know what I mean?

00:56:47.140 Yeah.

00:56:47.240 The street knows, oh, you don't wear certain colors in Crenshaw.

00:56:50.660 Yeah.

00:56:51.100 You don't go here.

00:56:52.360 You don't go past certain streets if you're alone or whatever.

00:56:55.120 The street knows some rules.

00:56:56.280 They respect some gang rules.

00:56:57.740 They should start respecting society's rules, too.

00:57:00.180 Yep.

00:57:00.640 All right.

00:57:00.960 Let's move on.

00:57:01.560 Our last clip of Urban Decay, a Connecticut teen beaten for saying the N-word.

00:57:06.560 And here's the beatdown happening now.

00:57:08.180 We've got to kind of blur it a little bit because it's crazy beatdown.

00:57:11.720 Oh, oh, oh.

00:57:13.700 Oh.

00:57:18.840 That's why.

00:57:19.920 That's why I'm a BDG.

00:57:22.280 What is this?

00:57:23.880 What is this?

00:57:24.660 What is this?

00:57:24.800 What is this?

00:57:26.820 Come on out of here.

00:57:28.540 So we'll let it keep playing in the back, but it's just a beatdown because he said the N-word.

00:57:33.400 Snapchat.

00:57:34.280 Yeah.

00:57:34.640 In Connecticut.

00:57:35.900 Classic.

00:57:36.980 You know, what word would make you respond like that to somebody?

00:57:40.740 Zero.

00:57:41.180 There's zero word.

00:57:42.000 Maybe if someone said, I am going to blow up the whole building and the button's over there and I'm heading over there right now to press it.

00:57:48.540 I'm on the phone with a gunman holding your parents hostage and all your best friends, you know.

00:57:53.800 And as soon as I give the word, it's over.

00:57:55.860 Then you try to get them quick.

00:57:56.980 Nothing.

00:57:57.400 They think it's open season.

00:57:58.480 And I think no arrests have been made on that one.

00:58:00.440 But stomping someone when they're on the ground already, when you do that kick for the head?

00:58:06.740 Escalation.

00:58:07.180 Enhancement.

00:58:07.940 Enhancement, yeah.

00:58:08.720 But there's the thing where, well, you know, I see this all the time whenever there's like N-word fights and it's like over the N-word.

00:58:14.940 People will say, well, that's what you get.

00:58:16.780 You should have known.

00:58:17.460 Yeah.

00:58:17.640 You should have thought about that before you said it or he got what you deserved.

00:58:21.000 And it really isn't the case.

00:58:22.860 Like there needs to be like a free speech fight that brings back certain words.

00:58:26.660 And that's also victim blaming.

00:58:27.880 Yeah.

00:58:28.160 Like is there a word where you can just rape somebody then?

00:58:31.060 He was asking for it with his tits out.

00:58:33.620 Exactly.

00:58:34.220 His tits out.

00:58:35.580 But yeah, exactly the point.

00:58:37.340 It's like victim blaming in some cases is okay.

00:58:39.340 It's like, ah, the no-no word.

00:58:41.000 It's like, no, nobody lays hands on anybody.

00:58:43.140 There's no no-no words.

00:58:43.940 Exactly.

00:58:44.360 And then Sam Tripoli just did some stand-up comedy the other day.

00:58:48.260 And this guy did a stitch reaction to it.

00:58:51.420 But listen to his stand-up bit.

00:58:53.280 Anybody here pronouns?

00:58:55.300 Oh, what's your pronouns?

00:58:57.100 Okay.

00:58:57.840 I respect your pronouns because you got to respect my pronouns.

00:59:01.520 Do you want to know what my pronouns are?

00:59:03.720 My pronouns are real.

00:59:05.560 That's my pronouns.

00:59:10.460 Hey, can we go play make-believe?

00:59:12.840 Let's play make-believe.

00:59:13.880 Not only did the crowd laugh, he really thought that was clever.

00:59:21.200 Can we agree there's a concerted effort to literally weaponize blackness against the trans identity in a way that really erases the people that live in interstations?

00:59:29.560 Because we know that, like, black trans people exist, right?

00:59:32.000 All right, stop yapping, buddy.

00:59:34.800 It's not that serious.

00:59:35.540 It's going on about black trans people.

00:59:37.700 And later on, the guy goes, oh, he wouldn't try saying this in Atlanta or Detroit or Baltimore or where I'm from in Houston.

00:59:45.680 What are you implying, young man?

00:59:46.960 Is there violence awaiting for saying a word?

00:59:49.120 Yeah, he wouldn't say this in a place where people will lose their shit over a word and be violent.

00:59:53.900 And all those cities suck.

00:59:55.420 Yeah.

00:59:56.420 There's certain neighborhoods you really can't even go to.

00:59:58.840 So what does that tell me?

01:00:00.280 Damn, can't go to Baltimore?

01:00:01.920 Yeah.

01:00:02.280 And also, Sam Tripoli is kind of holding the free speech line.

01:00:05.040 That, exactly.

01:00:05.740 And that's the point of this.

01:00:06.700 It's so important to hold the free speech line.

01:00:09.180 We need to be saying retarded, the F slur, and the N word.

01:00:14.040 We.

01:00:14.560 Why don't you start?

01:00:15.420 Well, we say retarded on the show.

01:00:17.040 Yeah.

01:00:17.180 We already brought that one back.

01:00:18.640 F slur we say on bonus land.

01:00:20.860 And the N word we say in our personal lives.

01:00:22.720 Yep, absolutely.

01:00:23.900 So there you go.

01:00:24.820 But that is the thing because, like, the free speech Karens years ago were like, oh, you can't say that.

01:00:30.800 Oh, that's so bad.

01:00:31.480 That's offensive.

01:00:32.280 And look where it got us.

01:00:33.940 To move the pendulum back, these words need to be just slightly frowned upon.

01:00:39.360 Yeah.

01:00:40.080 Oh, man.

01:00:40.820 And poor taste, right?

01:00:41.860 Yeah.

01:00:42.460 It's not.

01:00:43.520 You don't start playing the knockout game once you hear it.

01:00:45.920 Exactly.

01:00:46.460 So that's the key.

01:00:47.480 That's our chance to save the country.

01:00:49.220 We all need to start saying the N word.

01:00:50.820 And I'm doing my part.

01:00:54.600 One day at a time.

01:00:56.840 All right.

01:00:57.320 That's the end of Urban Decay.

01:00:58.520 Don't get too down or too depressed.

01:01:00.020 We're moving on to uplifting gold.

01:01:01.460 And we have some really uplifting stuff this week.

01:01:03.440 Before we get to it, I want to tell you guys about a very strong bonus land we have today.

01:01:09.320 We have incredible stuff on Fleckistalks.com.

01:01:12.080 There's a 30-minute bonus land episode dropping right now simultaneously with this one.

01:01:16.320 We have all kinds of good stuff we're going to get to.

01:01:18.620 And it's funny and it's good clips.

01:01:21.340 I have an update on my last bonus land thing, the mystery phone call I got, which was.

01:01:27.280 I'll keep it a secret.

01:01:29.060 Rap Boy got an update to his mystery phone call thing.

01:01:31.660 We have a lot of good things to talk about.

01:01:33.420 Join the family.

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01:01:36.000 All right.

01:01:36.480 Uplifting gold.

01:01:37.700 First one's first.

01:01:38.880 The gibberish interview.

01:01:40.420 You guys know what kind of bits I like.

01:01:42.080 When I see a good one of these, I'm always going to show it.

01:01:44.580 What's the most part out of anyone?

01:01:46.300 What would you say?

01:01:47.300 We'd kind of tell them.

01:01:47.960 Oh, just say if you could tell anyone.

01:01:49.780 What's the question?

01:01:50.800 If you could tell anyone, like, let's say, don't you want to tell them?

01:01:53.100 Or if you could say one thing.

01:01:54.860 One thing to everyone?

01:01:56.120 Just like if people like, if they were to come in.

01:01:57.960 I'm sorry.

01:01:58.800 For me.

01:02:00.300 So I didn't get the question.

01:02:01.640 Oh, just like anyone at the time.

01:02:04.400 For...

01:02:05.280 Sorry.

01:02:06.960 Just like all the golfers, if you could like tell them.

01:02:12.640 Oh, what's it going to do?

01:02:13.300 Okay.

01:02:15.740 That's for me?

01:02:16.780 Yeah.

01:02:17.720 I want to say...

01:02:19.180 That's such a good skill to have.

01:02:22.200 That's great.

01:02:22.780 I can't do that.

01:02:23.800 And Ed Bassmaster, I believe, is the OG of that.

01:02:26.180 Yeah.

01:02:26.460 Mumbles.

01:02:27.020 Oh, but you're not at all.

01:02:29.700 He's the best.

01:02:30.920 So...

01:02:31.060 But it's good to see a younger generation getting into the same shit, right?

01:02:33.720 Yeah.

01:02:34.060 For sure.

01:02:34.760 All right.

01:02:34.920 Let's get into some animal stuff.

01:02:36.440 The kitchen mouse.

01:02:38.120 Yeah.

01:02:38.420 Kitchen mouse is bold.

01:02:39.980 So we had the kitchen, the toaster mouse last time.

01:02:42.400 Then we had the rats in our hair last week.

01:02:44.560 Yeah.

01:02:44.920 And now we have this.

01:02:46.100 Guys, there's mice in our houses.

01:02:47.620 Yeah.

01:02:48.300 More than you think.

01:02:49.320 It's like, that's all what I'm learning from this.

01:02:51.200 Hey, if you...

01:02:52.140 He takes the whole Oreo back into the oven setup.

01:02:55.160 It's over.

01:02:56.200 Yeah.

01:02:56.780 They're smart.

01:02:57.340 They know where you can't get them.

01:02:58.820 Yeah.

01:02:59.120 So if you ever hear any rumblings, it's not nothing.

01:03:01.820 Also, if you...

01:03:03.520 Yeah.

01:03:03.640 If you hear rumblings and think, you got to set a trap or two.

01:03:06.460 A little peanut butter.

01:03:07.400 And then you'll find out if you have mice or not.

01:03:09.460 Or rats.

01:03:10.220 That's a good point.

01:03:11.320 All right.

01:03:11.600 Let's go to the snake video.

01:03:14.540 This is important.

01:03:34.620 Did you know about this?

01:03:35.920 I had no idea.

01:03:37.400 Until I saw when you sent me the assets earlier.

01:03:41.320 Wow.

01:03:41.740 I had no idea that's the kind of flatulence you'd get from a boa constrictor.

01:03:48.600 That's what they're up to?

01:03:49.880 All right.

01:03:50.240 All right.

01:03:50.480 Let's move along.

01:03:51.340 Fart bits.

01:03:52.060 I thought you were above that.

01:03:53.400 But if you were in nature, I like to go and pretend it's like someone's seeing it for

01:03:56.520 the first time in the woods in the woods in 500 years ago, imagine you're in the woods and

01:04:00.940 you're walking and you hear like, and you're like, what is that?

01:04:04.980 You think it's a human.

01:04:06.040 It's a snake shitting like that.

01:04:07.440 All right.

01:04:07.960 Let's go to the spitting robot.

01:04:09.060 This is funny.

01:04:09.880 Some kid went to a museum.

01:04:10.780 There's a spitting robot.

01:04:12.400 Just a confused kid gets spit on by the robot.

01:04:25.920 That's pretty funny.

01:04:26.880 Mom laughs.

01:04:27.660 And mom's laughing.

01:04:29.040 All right.

01:04:29.400 Last clip of Uplifting Gold, the boogie board kid.

01:04:31.760 This is pure Americana.

01:04:34.780 What is this?

01:04:35.700 His hose?

01:04:36.720 How did this get created?

01:04:37.520 I think this is like a-

01:04:38.800 Natural spring?

01:04:39.340 A natural spring or maybe like a flood thing.

01:04:41.900 Diverted.

01:04:42.480 A relief flood thing.

01:04:44.080 But whatever it is, it's a very safe setup.

01:04:48.560 Like if you fall, you're falling in water and mud and grass, so you're fine.

01:04:52.900 You're not hurting anything like that.

01:04:54.580 What a good experience for that kid in America.

01:04:57.160 That's an American pastime right there.

01:04:59.640 Yeah.

01:05:00.200 And it's rare.

01:05:00.940 Running through the sprinklers and shit.

01:05:02.220 And then it gets all waterlogged.

01:05:03.640 I used to play running bases through the sprinklers.

01:05:05.740 Smart.

01:05:06.260 You know, where you try to steal the bases.

01:05:08.820 Yeah.

01:05:09.340 Good shit.

01:05:10.300 And then you have that where it's like once every season or once a year, like the thing

01:05:15.460 overflows and you get this setup and you can just ride the boogie board.

01:05:18.920 So much fun like that.

01:05:20.860 I had that once as a kid.

01:05:22.000 We used to go sledding on the farm near my house.

01:05:24.660 And one time it just iced over for some reason.

01:05:27.340 And we were just shooting down the hill faster than ever.

01:05:30.960 And it was like a perfect storm setup for kid shenanigans.

01:05:34.740 Isn't that crazy that you'll have like a memory of one specific day and one specific set of

01:05:39.740 conditions when you're a little kid?

01:05:41.220 Yeah.

01:05:42.100 It's called best day ever, you know?

01:05:44.320 And we used to go out there and then like the dogs would follow us and be running around

01:05:47.820 the farm and doing whatever they wanted.

01:05:50.180 And like I think about it now, like an off-leash dog would be like, no, you can't.

01:05:54.460 Or like, oh, so he's going to run and attack another dog or get into a fight or run away.

01:05:58.580 We just did whatever we wanted and the dog came home.

01:06:01.120 Yeah.

01:06:01.420 It was good stuff.

01:06:02.160 Well, that's the end of Uplifting Gold.

01:06:03.780 It is Friday.

01:06:04.480 We have some major shout outs to get to.

01:06:07.100 First, let's show some people doing things for the show.

01:06:10.980 Addict shout out from the Rossi family.

01:06:13.520 There you go.

01:06:14.200 They wrote Fox Talks the Podcast on a beam in the attic.

01:06:17.820 Hope the next home buyers see that.

01:06:20.580 Yeah.

01:06:20.900 Look it up and become show watchers.

01:06:22.780 Yep.

01:06:23.600 And then-

01:06:24.220 That's how we actually get all our viewers.

01:06:25.560 One at a time years later.

01:06:27.400 Yeah.

01:06:27.800 Either you guys have children from watching the show together and then they watch or you

01:06:32.900 write little notes to the people who buy your houses.

01:06:35.540 Yep.

01:06:35.860 Then we had some fan art made.

01:06:37.760 This is one of Kat's relatives.

01:06:39.760 Yeah.

01:06:39.960 Kat K was.

01:06:40.780 Had a-

01:06:41.800 Very nice.

01:06:42.380 I think a niece.

01:06:43.120 A niece.

01:06:43.960 EG.

01:06:44.640 I can't remember.

01:06:45.200 Very cool.

01:06:45.740 We love that.

01:06:46.960 I'm the one on the right.

01:06:49.100 And then we had a family shout out from Sarah and her family.

01:06:53.360 Huge show watchers.

01:06:54.140 They watch the show with like a big group constantly.

01:06:57.180 So this is some of our strongest supporters.

01:06:59.000 Fox the Podcast.

01:07:00.020 Why is it hard to say?

01:07:00.920 I don't know.

01:07:01.340 Like it sucks the podcast.

01:07:02.500 It's a drink.

01:07:03.740 The best new podcast of all time.

01:07:06.600 She loves foods.

01:07:08.100 Of all time.

01:07:09.780 Isn't that nice?

01:07:10.740 Yeah, that is nice.

01:07:11.520 We got the free Big Don shirt too.

01:07:13.160 Free Big Don.

01:07:13.920 That's what's up.

01:07:14.740 And then we have our shout outs.

01:07:17.300 We have a happy birthday to Chad and Clay.

01:07:20.760 They're twins.

01:07:21.960 And Chad is newly single.

01:07:23.800 Chad.

01:07:24.580 Congrats, Chad.

01:07:25.440 You're literally Chad.

01:07:26.540 So go find a girl to make some more show watchers with.

01:07:29.420 Yeah.

01:07:29.880 Very nice.

01:07:30.360 Happy birthday on April 9th.

01:07:32.360 On April 11th, we have a happy birthday to Sarusha.

01:07:36.680 Very interesting name.

01:07:37.740 Very cool.

01:07:38.720 Congrats on the baby that's due next month.

01:07:41.100 Her and her boyfriend are having and they're big show watchers.

01:07:43.520 All right.

01:07:44.060 Very nice.

01:07:44.940 Sarusha?

01:07:46.020 Sarusha.

01:07:46.780 All right.

01:07:47.300 Sarusha.

01:07:47.860 On April 12th, Ross's birthday.

01:07:51.620 His girlfriend, Ashley, made this shout out happen.

01:07:54.120 Happy birthday, Ross.

01:07:55.020 We hear you're a hardcore show watcher.

01:07:57.080 You never miss an episode and you love the show.

01:07:59.900 We love you right back.

01:08:00.840 Thank you, Ross.

01:08:02.220 We're BFFs now with Ross.

01:08:03.900 I am.

01:08:04.620 I am.

01:08:05.840 You.

01:08:06.400 Happy birthday on Saturday to Houston.

01:08:09.360 Houston, you and I are boys now too.

01:08:11.340 Sick name.

01:08:12.640 Happy birthday to Seth on April 8th.

01:08:15.380 He turned 43 and him and Manuela have never missed an epi.

01:08:19.980 Wow.

01:08:20.500 Isn't that incredible?

01:08:21.840 Happy birthday to Frank Guzman on April 11th.

01:08:26.460 They have a son who's on the way or maybe he's here already, but it's a baby.

01:08:31.260 But they promised me that he'll be a future show watcher.

01:08:33.780 Frank Guzman?

01:08:34.660 Yeah.

01:08:35.220 I like the name Frank.

01:08:36.500 I like Guzman.

01:08:37.860 Yeah.

01:08:38.200 Frank needs to come back harder.

01:08:39.740 Frank is more rare.

01:08:40.720 Guzman, you know, there's a lot of Guzmans, right?

01:08:42.320 Imagine having a baby named Frank.

01:08:43.800 That's what I'm saying.

01:08:44.540 It's almost like a bit.

01:08:45.200 We bring it back.

01:08:46.420 Frank is good.

01:08:47.180 Frank Jr.

01:08:47.600 I like that.

01:08:48.580 I'm going to work on that.

01:08:49.620 Ralph too.

01:08:50.660 Ralph?

01:08:51.320 Ralph is a baby.

01:08:52.380 You ever met a baby named Ralph?

01:08:53.540 That's true.

01:08:54.200 That's true.

01:08:54.840 As big I am Ralph.

01:08:55.980 I know.

01:08:56.200 Doesn't make sense.

01:08:56.780 Frank Ralph.

01:08:58.320 Yep.

01:08:58.760 Last one and most important one of the day on April 12th.

01:09:03.400 Happy birthday to Bambi.

01:09:05.760 She is great.

01:09:06.840 She's a mindset coach for veterans, which we have her here in the background.

01:09:10.720 This is her Instagram.

01:09:11.640 Make sure you guys give her a follow.

01:09:13.160 She does great work and does mindset coaching for veterans.

01:09:16.420 Very nice person.

01:09:18.000 Huge show watcher.

01:09:19.440 Happy birthday.

01:09:20.380 Happy birthday wish delivered.

01:09:23.000 Granted.

01:09:23.600 Granted.

01:09:24.440 All right.

01:09:24.920 That's the end of the episode.

01:09:26.220 Thank you guys for watching.

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01:09:40.560 All right.

01:09:41.100 Thank you guys for watching.

01:09:41.940 We'll see you on Tuesday.

01:09:42.820 We'll see you on Tuesday.

01:09:44.100 Mah care.

01:09:46.320 erk junk.

01:09:46.640 We'll see you on Monday.

01:09:46.880 Right?

01:09:47.440 We'll be right back.

01:09:48.420 We'll be right back.

01:09:48.840 Bye-bye.

01:09:57.520 We'll be right back.

01:09:58.320 We'll be right back.

01:09:58.700 Bye-bye.

01:09:59.340 We'll see you on Tuesday.

01:09:59.560 Bye-bye.

01:10:00.560 Bye-bye.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - April 12, 2024

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