BIG TIDDY PUBLIC DEFENDER
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Length
1 hour and 7 minutes
Words per Minute
201.85968
Summary
RRB is losing his mind, someone got shot over guac at Chipotle, and we tell you why empathy does not solve any problems in urban decay. In Cringe of the Week, we have a heartbreaking story about a child who was taken from her mom and sold to a surrogate, and last but not least, not only do progressives not know how to stereotype based on race, they actually get everything dead backwards.
Transcript
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All right. Welcome back to Fluckus Talks, the podcast episode 160.
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Today on the show, new big titty woodshop teacher just dropped.
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This time it's a big titty public defender and RRB is losing his mind.
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Then someone got shot over guac at Chipotle, and we tell you why empathy does not solve any problems in Urban Decay.
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Then in Cringe of the Week, we have a heartbreaking story about a child who was taken from her mom and sold to homosexuals, a.k.a. a surrogate.
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And last but not least, not only do progressives not know how to stereotype based on race, they actually get everything dead backwards.
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We're going to cover that. All this and more. It's Fluckus Talks, the podcast episode 160.
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Because words are just words until action actually starts.
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But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do.
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It's Fluckus Talks, the podcast featuring Richard.
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We have a long, good, urban decay, strong, cringe, big titty woodshop teacher.
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First things first, I want to cover some things really quick.
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Kind of a little housekeeping speed round, if you will.
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Number one, the other day I was walking outside and I walked into a spider web.
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And, you know, that's usually a nightmare situation for a lot of people.
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Spider web hit me in the forehead, stopped dead in my tracks and backed up out of it.
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You have to, you have to stop dead in your tracks.
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As soon as you feel it, you can't, you have to just.
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And the problem was I was texting my friends that you're in a group chat that you're in.
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And while I was texting in the group chat, I walked into a different spider web.
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Don't count all the unhatched eggs before you put them into one basket or whatever.
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Two or one spider web is another follows some sort of idiom.
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Or you got a D spider web the backyard before you're walking around with no shirt on.
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Number two, Caitlin Clark and women's basketball.
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I watched two women's basketball games over the weekend, the final four for NCAA women's.
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People were, the stadium was like full of people.
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Cause that was actually like a real basketball game almost.
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Um, and we'll, you know, a few trans guys will ruin it soon.
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And then the last thing in this quick speed round, uh, in housekeeping, Shetland pony
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I'm seeing the little people on the little horses.
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You didn't think this is something I'd like to see.
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So it's not alert Fleckus of a mini horse race.
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Uh, we don't fully know what's going to happen or what are the repercussions are.
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We have to assume California has fallen into the ocean.
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Gerard Butler is like ushering someone into an SUV right now.
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I think lone survivor, uh, designated survivor as well.
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So there's one Congressman who's going to be in charge of all of this.
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Uh, and I think a lot of people got cloud cucked.
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I've seen a lot of pictures of people who just go, there's the eclipse.
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Which was very good because we were not, I was just planning on going like this and kind
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However, I was going to do a glance at it just off the side, but.
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Speaking of the earth ending last week, New York city, uh, announced trans day of visibility
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Uh, and then they lit up the skyline with trans colors and LGBT shit.
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And then next thing, you know, there's an earthquake and the lightning strikes, uh, the
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That's just God saying, not supposed to do that.
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I just wanted to make sure we have that on the record.
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Make sure you guys use this opportunity to tickle the post.
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Leave a like, leave a comment, leave a comment again, notifications and send stuff to the PO
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So two weeks, I think it's probably, they're going to get mad again.
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Um, all right, let's get into some Joe Biden stuff.
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Um, they did an ad that are going against Trump talking about the cash on hand they have
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And they're kind of, it's kind of a meme slash shit talking Trump.
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Uh, they list a bunch of positive things and then they kind of meme Trump and say, Trump
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spent on legal fees, offices, fake golf trophies.
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Like, yeah, you guys are like throwing cases at him from every corrupt district attorney
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in the country and trying to bankrupt a guy through lawsuits.
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Oren McIntyre said, our political opponent has less money because we weaponize the legal
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system is an interesting way to restore faith and democracy.
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Um, and then, uh, Joe Biden and Trump just had like a $50 million fundraiser or something.
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So, I mean, the shit talk, talk all, you were talking all that shit just a second ago, Joe
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Biden, but the hedge fund boys came to Mar-a-Lago and they wrote checks.
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Uh, and then Joe Biden's, uh, trying to improve his standing with the black community.
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He's putting on hold a menthol ban amid 2024 concerns over black support.
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So he was going to ban menthols and now menthol Joe is saying, hold up, wait a minute.
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I know what they'll, they'll, they'll vote based on this.
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You ain't black if you ban men, Newports, you know?
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Um, and then someone met Joe Biden a couple of days ago and this is what they did.
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Summer's in the air and baby heaven's in your eyes.
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That's iconic because you know, Joe Biden, all he knows is the moment he's in right now.
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So if you met him and were like, Hey, Mr. President, my nephew runs a nonprofit that
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He's not about to act on that and be like, call my office tomorrow.
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He knows, he knows words are happening and a performance is happening.
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It's like a time off for his brain where, Oh, I know singing the song.
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So that twink singing Lana Del Rey was actually the smartest move he could have done because
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You might as well cause a scene and like get the social media clout.
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And have him just enjoy the moment he's in as an old man.
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You can kind of maybe read it than just the rest of it.
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Joe Biden will cause world war three through his utter and complete stupidity.
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His current position is the United States is willing to go to direct war with nuclear
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power by admitting Ukraine to NATO, the blah, blah, blah.
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He just gives a list of why Joe Biden's so stupid and how that's going to lead us to
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And this is what makes me think that Ben Shapiro might not fully be on our side.
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It's like, if you're looking at what's going on in the country and you think like, oh damn,
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the country's falling apart because Joe Biden's so stupid and he's trying his best,
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but because he's so dumb, he can't get anything done right.
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Is Joe Biden not seeing what's happening at the southern border?
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And what's actually going on is the people that control Joe Biden are executing a very
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well thought out plan to purposely destroy the country and it's going great.
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It's like the days of assuming good motives are like a decade away.
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Like 10 years ago, maybe you could, but you still shouldn't have.
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But to see this and go, oh, Joe Biden's so dumb.
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You can't really assume stupidity or ignorance anymore.
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It's a complete invasion and, you know, borderline brinksmanship on world war three shit.
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Joe Biden's got a state department that they, they they're running an op.
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And so it's not, it's not like Joe Biden's stupid and goes, yeah, send it in, sign it.
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They're going to vote for him and then they're going to, he's going to ruin the whole integrity
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This is a very well executed plan from the very top people in the world and their goal is
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And Joe Biden's the Muppet that whose hands in his butt going like this and it's not even
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We found this funny exercise that was done, I think at a company.
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Um, and it's basically like, it's like HR training.
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It's cultural competence training, mental models and worldviews.
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And it looks like Oasis with two ways is whoever did it improving lives.
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It's an exercise and you're supposed to answer it in a certain way.
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And if you answer it in a certain way, you're a good boy.
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And if you answer it in a different way, you're a bad boy.
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The 12 persons listed below have been selected as passengers on a spaceship for a flight
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to another planet because tomorrow the planet earth is doomed for destruction due to changes
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It has now been determined that only eight persons may go any eight qualify.
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Your task is to select the eight passengers who will make the ship, uh, who will make the
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An accountant with a substance abuse problem, a militant African-American medical student,
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a 33-year-old female Native American manager who does not speak English, the accountant's
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pregnant wife, a famous novelist with a physical disability, a 21-year-old female Muslim international
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student, a Hispanic clergyman who is against homosexuality, a female movie star who was
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recently the victim of sexual assault, a racist armed police officer who has been accused
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of using excessive force, a gay male professional athlete, vegetarian, an Asian orphaned 12-year-old
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boy, a 60-year-old Jewish, uh, university administrator.
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Uh, we can lose the, uh, Native Americans who speak English, the gay guy, the Jewish guy,
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We could probably, we could probably put him to work.
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He can get, and he'll grow up, you know, he'll be like a male.
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And then the substance abuse problem accountant.
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Give me, give me a couple of Hispanic, the Hispanic homophobic clergyman.
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Everyone gets an empty seat next to them, which is the right way to travel.
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It's called, it's called having a seat for your coat.
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And then the, uh, the, on the bottom, it said like what the point of this exercise was.
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Cultural competence training, mental models and worldviews.
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So mental models and worldviews and it's like the West, the white West is like doing this
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Now it's been going on for years, obviously it's been the agenda, but they, the white West
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needs to be globally aware when back in the day, like everyone was allowed to be themselves
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And you can travel the world and see different cultures and see what it's like.
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You go to Ireland, you get an Irish experience.
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Now it's like some migrant is your taxi driver.
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And then another migrant works at the hotel front desk and they go, do you have any recommendations
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So, but now the, the white West is expected to be like globally aware of other cultures
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to the point where you don't even have your own, your culture becomes a mix of the world's
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And it kind of reminds me of like when I was a kid, you take like all the different colors
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in the paint set and you mix them up thinking you're going to make some cool color.
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So it just makes me think America who's trying to be so globally conscious and culturally aware
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instead of preserving your own culture, you're going to mix it all up with the whole world's
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culture and we're going to get some poopy brown thing.
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And then friendly reminder that white people are only 8% of the global population.
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And like, there's only, I don't know, 30 million redheads in the world.
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So if you get, these tests are going to be like more and more popular.
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You're going to see them in schools, in the government, in education, like at all levels
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They'd show you a black guy who was disheveled.
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And then you'd say like, okay, what do you think about him?
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And then they just tell you, he's actually a doctor.
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And then there's a white person who looks professional and they go, yeah, he's actually a janitor
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So you're biased, you know, because we made up the thing.
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So if you get a good score on these tests, you're a good boy and you'll get rewarded and
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And if you get a bad boy score on one of these tests, you'll be going to the camps if Trump
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And if you're at work or doing some sort of corporate HR training, you always give the
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good boy answers and then make fun of them with your friends afterwards, right?
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You go through the motions, then you send them into the podcast.
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Speaking of ruining the country, we have a little bit of a migrant section.
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It's actually a small migrant update, but the tuberculosis cases are on the rise.
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Chicago health officials confirming a, quote, small number of tuberculosis cases in migrant
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This comes after 56 known measles cases are reported in the Windy City.
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Chicago Alderman Raymond Lopez has warned about this issue for months, and he joins us now.
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I mean, it's ground zero, right, for the old 1800s-ass diseases, measles and tuberculosis.
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You may have thought you were done with those, but no, you're not.
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So, there was a stat that came out about all the people being flown into the country illegally.
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It says, payback, 90% of illegal immigrants and secret program flown to Florida and Texas.
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So, that's the federal government taking revenge on the bus charters, you know, from Texas.
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So, it's whether you like it or not, even if you have a red state governor or not, the
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federal government is looking to kick you in the proverbial nuts.
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And then there is, like, a aspect here where, you know, they need to fill their swing counties.
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They need to, obviously, Texas is purplish right now.
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You fly everyone into the exact places you need.
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And, actually, that's something that's changing a little bit now because, Governor Abbott, I think Joe Biden, like, you know how the barbed wire defiance fight happened?
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And the Biden administration still hasn't done any barbed wire cutting because the optics would be insanely bad in an election year.
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You know, we're six months out from the election now.
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And I think more, I saw Bill Malugan talking about this, more and more illegals are just crossing in Arizona now, in California.
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So, there's always a weak spot in America whether or not one governor stands tall or not, right?
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There is a new psychedelic drug from the bones of dead people that's making people act like zombies.
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Yeah, psychoactive drug made from human bones that has seen addicts digging up graves to get high leads to Sierra Leone declaring a national emergency as zombie narcotics sweeps through West Africa, killing dozens a month.
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We got to get these guys free houses in Milwaukee.
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And the suburbs of Cincinnati, not even just the city itself.
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Let's go to our last piece of our migrant section.
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The great replacement theory is becoming less and less of a theory by the day, as everyone knows.
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Yeah, it's – what do you call it when it upgrades from a theory?
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Yeah, they'll just scratch the word theory off.
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Like right now, it's the right wing going, it's a great replacement theory.
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And then once they do and we're less loud about it because we got replaced, then they'll just go, it's the great replacement.
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And then they'll just take over the narrative of it.
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All of a sudden, one day, there will be a Wikipedia article saying the great replacement started in 1990.
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The goal to end white racism and white supremacy, and it worked.
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So, this is foreign-born population growth under Obama, Trump, and Joe Biden.
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Obama was $68,000 per month, Trump $42,000 per month, and Joe Biden $172,000 per month.
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And, you know, our birth rates aren't going any higher when you're struggling to pay your bills, and groceries are $400 now.
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So, when you live in the city and you have no money, you can't have – you don't really think to have kids.
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But the illegals come here and they barely have anything.
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They get a free house and a monthly check for $700, and they go, oh, I can have three kids now.
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I found a video that if you guys aren't good at graphs, this kind of depicts what's going on.
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It's a bird returning to his nest, the place that he lived and grew up in, and it gets destroyed.
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We're the bird returning to what was once our home, seeing it's gone, dropping the sticks from our mouth, and crying to the sky.
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From giant human skeletons up to 10 feet tall decades after initial discovery.
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I believe in some prehistoric giant shit, but you know.
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And then just for reference, I found a girl in the news that's 6 foot 10.
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I'm 6 foot 10 and I have the world's longest legs.
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Yeah, wasn't there some time where all the oxygen in the atmosphere was super made bugs
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They started getting bigger once they started eating like pigs and cows and chickens and
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There was an era when everything was huge, though.
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I think you just want to challenge me and say, see?
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But, you know, I think most people know they're the descendants of when the Watchers mated with
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Last piece of second to last piece of housekeeping.
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There is a new theory, a conspiracy theory going around that Future, the rapper, is actually
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Future is a white woman and it shows them side by side.
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We thought the Giants weren't true either until a few minutes ago.
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A lot of people want to know if a bowling ball will go through the side window of a van.
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So, if you're a bad high school kid, you're hanging out at an overpass, you're throwing
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Out of housekeeping and moving on to Cringe of the Week.
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Our first clip of Cringe of the Week, the big titty public defender.
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I'm sorry we didn't get to this sooner, Richard.
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It comes out, like, right after we're done, or Friday, right after we release the podcast,
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and it's like, could have been any worse timing.
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She sounds like she's got the right idea about things.
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I really support what she's up to, and I think it's fabulous.
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God, she's accused of, what is it, criminal trespass?
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So, it sounds like the public defender is okay with trespassing and trying to get people
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She, this beautiful, big-breasted public defender, loves her client.
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And, you know, the funny thing is, this guy, I think his name is Jonathan Cho, and he
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was covering, it's like an Antifa girl who had done some bad things, and he was covering
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it for Turning Point, and then he goes, wait, who's that?
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And it's the big-titty fucking public defender, and it's like, okay, I don't care about this
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It makes you want to go to Seattle and commit a crime and not be able to afford an attorney
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and have one afforded for you, whatever they say.
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I think I might go a little arson, a little arson over in Seattle.
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And then, you know, eventually you have to commit a number of felonies.
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You have to keep committing felonies until you get assigned to the big-titty public defender.
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But, so here's the thing, a couple of things, since I'm a big-titty public defender expert,
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This is the exact same as the silicone, as the big-titty woodshop teacher.
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This is a silicone chest plate, possibly Z-cup.
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And I'm going to tell you guys how to spot that.
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Anytime you see the freakishly large breast, she's either a freak, fake tits, or it's the prosthetic, right?
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As you can see, this is a screenshot from Amazon where you can purchase this for, I think, as low as $350.
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But, so anytime the neck is covered, that's when you know it's one of these prosthetics.
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My theory is something happened to this man where someone who looks exactly like this, either his ex-wife or his father's ex-wife or his, you know, mother's stepmom.
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Someone from when he was in kindergarten or something.
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Something happened to this guy, unfortunately, by someone who looks like this and it wired his brain wrong and told him to grow into that.
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We know it's the same thing as the big titty woodshop teacher.
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The other funny thing, deepest, manliest voice I've ever heard in my life.
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And then the Seattle judge goes, yeah, approach the bench.
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Wouldn't you just, if you were the judge, go, all right, before we get started, what's going on here?
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I have an oversized sweatshirt in the back you can wear for today.
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But if I see you in my courtroom again like this, you will be disbarred.
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Or something like I will be reporting you to the bar.
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And then someone else, I think Hanania or Richard Hanania or somebody said, at some point, you just got to watch them like a progressive city like this.
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You can't expect to be like, do the right thing, Seattle.
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You just got to appreciate the freaks they give you and laugh at it.
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The chest plate, I spotted it from a mile away.
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The permanently hard nips, they don't have soft nip fetish shit.
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Yeah, I've been pacing around the room, new person to obsess over.
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And it's just in time, to be honest, because the big titty woodshop teacher has mostly disappeared from public life.
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And then, obviously, when a person like this is a public defender, lawyer, who's doing things like in public and like a normal person.
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You know, it's everything you do in court is on the record, recorded, important.
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Someone's life is on the line, you know, jail time.
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So, when you have that, you kind of like mainstream the trans shit.
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And then, with that, it obviously sets an example for kids that like, oh, this is a path.
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You can grow up and be a trans lawyer with the breastplate.
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$350 on Amazon and an extra $50 for a makeup palette, and I'm on my way.
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And in the same way that Stephanie Mueller had something happen where they got wired incorrectly and became this abomination.
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That could actually now get passed on to kids because that person can influence a young child whose first memory or core memory becomes this, and then they think, oh, I want to grow up to become that.
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And it's not good because we just found out, well, we knew this already, but a recent stat came out that kids outgrow being trans.
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Landmark 15-year study concludes, as critics say, it shows being trans is usually just a phase for kids.
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So, you grow it out, and that's like the thing that people don't want to see because if you did show people that, then you'd have the realization that like, hey, we don't need to do anything permanent.
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We don't need to get anyone's surgery, cut anything off, or add a summer sausage to anybody.
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Yeah, we really shouldn't because everybody grows out of it, and their soft brains change, and now they're on to anime or something.
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So, if your kid is like going down the trans road, it's like, oh, okay, you dress like a tomboy or whatever.
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But now, obviously, no one needs to act on anything because all these kids are going to grow out of it.
00:31:10.140
Speaking of kids growing out of it, Brown University, there's a bunch of kids there that haven't grown out of it yet.
00:31:15.900
Report 40% of Brown University students identify as LGBTQQIAAP2S+.
00:31:27.400
I think sometimes they add shit just to see if you're on your toes.
00:31:37.420
And then there's a kid on the track team, a girl's track team, who also hasn't grown out of it yet, but they grew.
00:31:48.360
This girl's track and field team at Saybrook High School in Connecticut.
00:31:51.060
I bet you can't tell which one is male, said Libs of TikTok.
00:31:55.180
I wonder who broke the shot put record this year.
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It's like this whole team and they all have medals.
00:32:03.360
And then I'm sure like the state record is just so in grasp.
00:32:12.460
And then let's go to a – there's a trans person who looks like a guy.
00:32:25.180
Like, oh, Republicans think that this person should go in the women's room.
00:32:28.480
They said transphobia will always be insane to me because what do you mean you believe that's a woman?
00:32:32.680
And it's like the guy's got the beard, the little hairy arms.
00:32:38.080
And he looks – yeah, he looks like a little boy.
00:32:40.160
But, you know, it's like people make the argument and think it's a gotcha.
00:32:44.840
Oh, you're saying that this person should go in the women's room?
00:32:47.580
And it's like, well, here we are again, trans people making women uncomfortable in the bathroom.
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The bathroom – you steroided yourself out of your own bathroom.
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And then my stance on that is a man who thinks they're a woman should use the men's room.
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A woman who thinks they're a man should use the men's room.
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Like this person I think should go to the men's room because we don't – I don't want women to have to deal with this at all.
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And then it's all about like women getting sexually assaulted or getting pictures taken of them.
00:33:20.560
The horny perverted male brain with no governor is the main concern for all of this trans shit.
00:33:25.800
I don't mind what the little girls worry themselves with.
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How long do you think it takes this little girl to pick out an outfit for her man?
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She got to look more – I got to look masculine today.
00:33:46.580
She lays out two or three outfits and goes, what do I do?
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Because men and women aren't the same and women need to be looked out for a little more
00:34:04.340
and men are built different, don't go in the ladies' room if you're trans.
00:34:10.140
I found this tweet of a person – or it was on Reddit –
00:34:14.340
of a person who had rib cage damage from all the binding, the chest binding they do.
00:34:18.700
Speaking of little girls trying to be little boys,
00:34:20.580
they just posted rib cage damage from binding and look at this like indent.
00:34:27.700
Wrapping and trying to like morph your body into something caused permanent damage on something else.
00:34:32.980
And then you grow out of it and you're going to go, well, now my rib cage is all fucked up
00:34:39.740
Yeah, my lungs get 65% of the error that they should because I fucked up my rib cage
00:34:44.660
trying to be a boy for three years in high school.
00:34:49.320
That's the opposite of big titty public defender.
00:34:57.940
We were talking about the bathrooms before, the trans bathroom situation.
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Speaking of, Planet Fitness is being exposed for hosting gay sex porn parties in their bathrooms.
00:35:10.580
But you might not, you might be surprised at our stance on this.
00:35:13.860
Basically, Libs of TikTok has been going on a crusade with Planet Fitness, which Planet Fitness
00:35:20.140
has in their rules that you go to whatever bathroom you feel comfortable in.
00:35:24.360
That's, you know, people were canceling their memberships.
00:35:27.560
Fleck has made some promises, I believe, and he's been delivering.
00:35:41.900
And point is, Planet Fitness made that into law.
00:35:45.860
And then now Libs of TikTok has been going on a crusade.
00:35:48.040
Like, wow, I just discovered there's an entire subreddit dedicated to people posting nude
00:36:09.600
The gay guys, they post their butt and shit, and they hook up in the bathroom, and they
00:36:15.580
And Libs of TikTok discovered that and was thinking it's a gotcha for Planet Fitness.
00:36:24.820
They're constantly, they could do this at LA Fitness.
00:36:26.820
LA Fitness, Planet Fitness, Anytime Fitness, Crunch Gym.
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Yeah, that's what gay guys are up to at the gym.
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Gay guys are doing a lot of disgusting shit, and this has nothing to do with Planet Fitness
00:36:39.740
It's not like, please take a picture of your dick when you come in and shower.
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It's gay guys doing what they do at Planet Fitness like they do at Crunch Fitness,
00:36:54.980
I'm sure there's some OnlyFan girls who get off on the public shit.
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But, you know, that's not part of their policy, right?
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And I just thought it'd be funny to not take the obvious side of, oh, this is horrible.
00:37:09.040
But it's more of a gay guy thing than a Planet Fitness policy problem.
00:37:18.400
They go crazy, and they do whatever they want, and they can't help themselves.
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You saw what they'll do in a courtroom in Seattle.
00:37:24.880
What do you think they'll do when no one's looking in a locker room in Planet Fitness, right?
00:37:40.140
This is a mom who was an egg donor and surrogate for two homosexuals.
00:37:47.360
And then every year for, like, the baby's birthday, the mom sends a video, and the baby sends one back.
00:37:54.540
I wanted to wish you a happy birthday, and so does Malik.
00:38:03.940
I really love looking at all your pictures on Instagram, and you're growing up to be such a beautiful and creative, sparkling light.
00:38:14.020
So happy birthday, baby girl, and I hope you have a wonderful day.
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And then all you get is a self-recorded video once a year from your mom, and you send one back.
00:38:45.160
And the gay guy squeals in the background that you can say that.
00:38:58.940
And then, but your mom sold you to homosexuals.
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Didn't Dave Rubin and his gay boyfriend do that?
00:39:12.040
And I'm sure that kid will be calling out for mommy sometime soon.
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Yeah, 300K, if you want to pick, you know, have your pick of the surrogate.
00:39:27.220
So, it's one of those messed up situations where someone does it if they're not in the
00:39:35.140
And then, this is from Allie Beth Stuckey, who goes hard on this issue, which we respect,
00:39:42.800
This is not the first time I've heard from a nanny, babysitter, nurse, et cetera, who cared
00:39:46.920
for a child born via egg-selling slash surrogacy who was inconsolably sad about having no mommy.
00:39:55.760
Allie, years ago while in grad school, I took a job babysitting for a gay couple who had
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adopted little girl, who had adopted a little girl.
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I quit after only four weeks because my heart couldn't take it.
00:40:09.800
The little girl had no mother figure but clung to me, called me mommy, asked me where her
00:40:14.900
mommy was, carried around baby doll, a baby doll she pretended to be the mommy of.
00:40:19.980
This sweet three-year-old little girl had so many questions and needs only a mother could
00:40:26.460
I'm not proud of it, but I had to quit that job.
00:40:28.860
It was just too hard and emotional for me to see her and be in that situation.
00:40:34.940
It makes me sick to even tell the story right now, but thank you for shedding light on this
00:40:44.220
Everybody thinks there's a certain, for every kid, right, there's a certain percentage of
00:40:50.440
And then this story and other stories, like that smiling girl saying, I love you, mommy,
00:40:55.420
it shows me that there's a certain set amount of nature that no nurture can overcome,
00:41:02.700
She wants to play with her doll like she's the mommy.
00:41:07.240
Like as soon as it, as soon as she can speak and like has a deep burning desire for one
00:41:12.060
and it's going to leave them with some sort of hole later in life, right?
00:41:16.560
So there's two twink dads, but they yell, but they, you know, you watch drag race and
00:41:30.020
It did because it made the gay guys fun characters who were funny and witty and they all hang
00:41:35.780
out and have brunch and they raise this kid who's now sophisticated at a young age, but
00:41:40.160
they didn't show the part where the little Asian girl goes, where, where's my family?
00:41:51.200
So they just give the smartest, wittiest lines to the gay guys so that you think they're
00:41:55.820
the smartest and wittiest and not just horny and Planet Fitness.
00:42:09.280
There was a very funny tweet that Richard Rapoy found about people, a student at Baylor.
00:42:14.500
It wasn't just me, but this professor goes, today in my Harry Potter class at Baylor, we had
00:42:19.420
a hard and necessary conversation about J.K. Rowling and her hatred of trans people.
00:42:23.960
We decided novelist Rowling, who wrote with compassion about diversity, equity, and inclusion,
00:42:35.600
Bunch of kids paying 50 grand to hear some twink.
00:42:39.680
Some loser professor in his Harry Potter class.
00:42:43.020
Talk about if we can like J.K. Rowling because she's mean on Twitter.
00:42:48.120
We have a trans person teaching a Taylor Swift lyrics class at Harvard.
00:42:53.640
We have this guy teaching the Harry Potter class at Baylor.
00:42:56.980
And I'm sure there are thousands of more equally stupid classes across the country that you
00:43:02.740
take for an easy A that are just waiting, that has some like emotional professor who's
00:43:12.660
And then Ben Shapiro can chime in and go, Baylor's so stupid.
00:43:16.180
But they don't even realize they're subverting an entire generation of students.
00:43:27.840
And at least they'll know about Harry Potter and the Taylor Swift lyrics.
00:43:30.640
At least they'll hate their heritage and be anti-American and be more likely to be okay
00:43:36.140
with mass migration and the destruction of the country they grew up in.
00:43:47.700
Our first clip of urban decay, a Chipotle shooting, or some say Chipotle.
00:43:53.780
Only people who want to purposely piss you off say Chipotle still.
00:43:59.900
But then once they've been corrected, nobody's ever corrected them.
00:44:03.040
Then they start getting, they just do it to piss you off.
00:44:37.720
And I was going to say that is maybe the lowest dollar amount that anyone's ever been shot over.
00:44:43.380
I think we had a $9 one at one point that we covered on the show.
00:44:56.760
And then there was an interview done with the kid who was there.
00:45:02.680
And then we all just ran out because it was, yeah.
00:45:07.100
I wasn't really thinking about there was going to be a shot, but there was.
00:45:11.720
Tell me you're not a show watcher without telling me you're not a show watcher.
00:45:15.040
And I'm almost positive we couldn't hear it on the audio, but I'm sure it was, no guacamole?
00:45:22.520
He kept saying, say it to my face, say it to my face, say it to my face.
00:45:25.620
And then he said, I'm going to go to my car and get something.
00:45:28.020
And he came back and next thing you know, there was a shootout.
00:45:34.320
This makes me think, this kid, he went to Chipotle on his lunch break.
00:45:41.020
Or he's a high school student or he walked from the school during lunch to get Chipotle or after school.
00:45:45.140
John Doyle said this was near two affluent Detroit area high schools, and he's been there several times.
00:45:51.100
So you go after school or during your lunch break, you walk to Chipotle, and then there's a shooting.
00:45:59.620
You go on your lunch break and someone shoots somebody over a $2 guacamole.
00:46:06.280
I don't know where that ever comes from or who's going to pay for it.
00:46:09.040
But, you know, it neutralizes some demands for reparations is what I would say.
00:46:13.520
I think he's owed reparations, and then the same people, the people who want reparations will say this kid owes reparations
00:46:19.000
because he has the same color of skin as someone 200 years ago who he's not related to who owned slaves.
00:46:30.160
I think he's owed reparations before anyone else.
00:46:32.500
So, you know, and when I moved to L.A., when I first moved to L.A., I had my car stolen.
00:46:44.460
I know where they found the car after, and I know the race of everyone in that neighborhood.
00:46:50.960
So it makes you kind of think, who's getting reparations?
00:46:55.140
I want to, really quick, for some reason, I can't spell guac.
00:47:04.040
You can't read either, so this actually shouldn't surprise anyone.
00:47:09.660
And then I also, unrelated to that, the number four and capital R, I switch them up all the time.
00:47:29.120
Everyone on the show and everyone who watches the show knows that stereotyping is natural.
00:47:39.040
If you're not sure if you should cross the street or maybe get out of a Wendy's before something pops off.
00:47:44.820
You can ballpark the relative danger of a situation just off stereotypes alone.
00:47:51.240
And unfortunately for progressives, because of their agenda and the world that they're required to live in.
00:48:04.980
So they're required because of their psyop to live in the opposite of reality.
00:48:09.740
So there was a couple of questions asked to progressives about just race in general.
00:48:18.180
First, 50% of progressives think that people of color have no hope of succeeding because of racism.
00:48:28.220
And then, you know, that's the progressive idea.
00:48:37.320
And then, so they think that because of a person's race, they have no chance of succeeding.
00:48:46.200
Like, you think it's because of the system, but then you're just kind of saying like, oh, he can't do it because of his race.
00:48:52.180
Yeah, your personal color, it's like, you're not going to make it.
00:48:58.540
It's like, wait, you just told me I can't make it.
00:49:01.240
And then, obviously, with that, there are other factors.
00:49:05.080
I found a graph that shows how much homework time people spend based on race.
00:49:10.900
And you can see that, here we have it, white, black, Hispanic, Asian.
00:49:16.680
Asians are spending the most time on the homework.
00:49:20.360
And white people are right there with Hispanic.
00:49:23.480
And then black people, they don't do the reading, I guess.
00:49:25.980
They just take their papers at the end of the day and shove them in their backpack.
00:49:35.580
The papers got disheveled in the backpack, you know?
00:49:38.740
And then we have the low income versus not low income.
00:49:42.700
There's your, if you wanted to break it down to your idea of who's going to be successful
00:49:48.160
and who's not, it's people who are going to do their homework and put time into school.
00:49:53.060
And you can't be dumb naturally based on genetics and then also not do the homework.
00:50:07.680
Street sweepers probably have to drive like a $300,000 thing.
00:50:13.720
But obviously, this stat is ignored because progressives think it's white people's fault
00:50:21.500
And then another data set was done where progressives think that black people, on average,
00:50:28.260
It says, white liberals refusing to believe the science on race differences and intelligence.
00:50:32.680
As a group, they rate blacks as more intelligent than whites.
00:50:36.720
There's literally no scientific evidence to support this belief.
00:50:40.080
The mean cognitive advantage of U.S. whites over blacks has been firmly established and
00:50:44.200
is officially accepted by the American Psychological Association.
00:50:47.460
That's from Monitoring Bias on Twitter, who is a prolific poster on this subject.
00:50:55.780
Well, I think it's because George Floyd OD'd while being arrested and resisted arrest and
00:51:01.460
then died because of that guilt that white people have.
00:51:05.520
They need to forfeit ground and say black people are smarter.
00:51:11.720
Black people have to deal with racism and it's hard to succeed.
00:51:14.420
And that's a good point because this didn't actually happen.
00:51:20.820
Can't spell guac, quack, but I just guessed that that was what it was.
00:51:27.740
And then here's where it gets the, you know, the most telling.
00:51:34.160
White liberals think that white people are more violent than black people on average.
00:51:46.120
But yeah, here's the chart, black violence stereotype rating.
00:52:07.040
Imagine being like a white progressive who just goes, and this kind of shows you like
00:52:11.300
how much people, this is the white progressive version of lying and just going through the
00:52:19.380
They're just like, okay, I'll write they're a little less violent than whites.
00:52:27.200
And then I'll just get, I'll feel good about myself afterwards.
00:52:32.740
And then the year after this stat was done, 2021, blacks were 16 times more murderous than
00:52:52.580
But it's like people would, if you say this, they'll go, oh, you're being racist.
00:52:56.380
But how come when I mentioned murderous whites, I don't go, well, I'm not a murderer.
00:53:06.040
I don't, I don't, I don't relate to or stand for criminals.
00:53:14.040
If white criminals are doing stuff, I don't, I don't relate.
00:53:21.120
And also the, the stats, 13% of the population, that's 50% of the murders.
00:53:30.320
And it's less than 13% because it's mostly the violent men.
00:53:35.880
And then, you know, as we've been showing with some of these charts, how the shift has happened
00:53:40.780
in 2020, it shows how effective a PSYOP can be on people and particularly weak-minded progressives
00:53:47.720
who just are doing their homework and they want to get the good boy points.
00:53:50.380
But here's the media usage of social justice slash woke terminology since 2014.
00:53:57.780
Words like white privilege, systemic racism, diversity and inclusion, unconscious bias,
00:54:01.960
whiteness, intersectionality, police brutality, all that.
00:54:10.660
And so if you're watching the show, you're one of the survivors, you're a reality enjoyer
00:54:17.520
Like if you didn't get vaccinated, you don't believe in any of this shit, like you're just
00:54:30.100
But, you know, do commercials even work on you?
00:54:40.100
Last thing about this section, I'm going to say, I think progressive white people hate
00:54:44.720
themselves and white people because they forget that someone in their bloodline went through
00:54:50.800
struggle and had like the immigrant experience.
00:54:53.380
Like my grandparents and great grandparents came to America from other countries.
00:55:10.420
And then I have it better than my parents had it, who had it better than their parents
00:55:16.060
And if you get to the point where you have it pretty good because someone in your family
00:55:18.680
struggled generations back, the progressives forget that.
00:55:22.540
They see people struggling now and they go, oh, you shouldn't have to struggle.
00:55:31.000
And it's really, it's like, well, that person struggling is doing something for their bloodline
00:55:36.480
that will be, the rewards will be reaped in two generations.
00:55:40.520
And then if you want to take that inverse too, like how your grandparents struggled and
00:55:44.800
came and worked hard and whatever, it's like, how many generations have there been of black
00:55:49.260
Americans since like the civil rights or anything like that?
00:55:52.820
And then like, if you're still, if you just got born and you're still kind of living in
00:55:56.940
poverty and stuff, then like the last two generations, nobody did the right thing and
00:56:05.160
Nobody ate shit and took two jobs, you know, because someone in my lineage did, someone in
00:56:11.600
But the progressives, they see people struggling now and go, oh, they're struggling worse
00:56:18.100
And they just feel guilty for having an easier life, but they only have an easier life because
00:56:26.220
So if you see a person having a hard life, their kids will have an easier life and their
00:56:29.520
kids' kids will have an easier life if they work hard and do the right thing.
00:56:37.180
And you can also do that to within one generation where you live in squalor and you're like a janitor
00:56:46.380
But if you come home and you hammer your kid on reading and doing this math and getting
00:56:51.260
good grades and getting into a college, you can break it yourself just by being a teacher,
00:57:01.060
The girl stay next to the street rat on the subway.
00:57:10.960
It's funny because in the comments, so many people are guessing what I'm thinking and feeling
00:57:17.300
Like there are some people saying, oh my God, that girl looks so afraid.
00:57:24.320
And then there are some people giving out to the creator for being scared, being like,
00:57:31.900
I know this is really topical because there's like the subway puncher and things like this.
00:57:36.600
But I think what's really important to do in that moment is literally just keep your
00:57:43.380
What was really telling about the comments in that video, though, was that nobody had
00:57:46.280
empathy for the guy who's obviously experiencing some sort of mental health up.
00:57:49.960
In case things do get violent, you can only protect yourself.
00:57:52.240
But where is the empathy for somebody who has no support?
00:57:58.940
This has blown my mind about living in New York.
00:58:09.340
It's like he's a street rat and he's about to hit you.
00:58:21.020
I'm a boss babe in New York City and I have no money because all my money goes to rent and
00:58:25.660
My favorite is the people's biases are getting in the way and they try to apply a motive or apply
00:58:31.080
a thought process to me, the girl sitting there.
00:58:33.340
And it's like, we don't need to apply anything.
00:58:35.020
We see a mentally disturbed, violent individual and we see how close he's getting to sucker
00:58:41.460
And we don't need your opinion on how dangerous that is.
00:58:47.920
So she's on the side of the guy doing the sucker punching and it's like, okay, so in
00:58:52.660
this situation, there's 50 people who are innocent trying to go to work who are dealing with
00:59:00.400
And you're on the, you're thinking of the one person, someone has to, someone has to
00:59:04.080
think of the one street rat who might knock someone out.
00:59:06.940
And that's what, you know, she's actually statistically, she's probably more violent than him.
00:59:12.620
White progressives be like, um, and then here's a headline that came out from salon since the
00:59:20.080
And you saw all the white girls and the black guy who is doing it, the, uh, failed political
00:59:26.360
Salon had a headline that said men punching random women in NYC, a desperate last gasp
00:59:37.140
These journalists will do fucking anything guys.
00:59:40.380
So if you live in New York city and that's the take, this is MAGA country, white girl.
00:59:46.160
Everybody knows MAGA people just knock out white girls.
00:59:52.660
Um, and MAGA people are famous for getting no bail.
00:59:55.420
And then, uh, we have, you know, while we're talking about New York city, there's a subway
01:00:01.640
All these kids, all these kids after school backpacks, they're all fighting.
01:00:07.980
Um, and then, uh, here is New York city mayor Adams talking about the subway.
01:00:17.900
I'm down there talking to the passengers, communicating with them.
01:00:21.420
And many of them keep saying over and over again, as we move through the subway system,
01:00:25.580
they say to me, Eric, can people stop saying we unsafe down here?
01:00:37.120
Everyone keeps telling Eric Adams, Hey man, why is everyone saying the subway is so dangerous?
01:00:47.160
Well, random place in Japan, any random city in Japan is just 10 X Russian subway system.
01:00:55.000
That's, I guess that's the delusion right there.
01:00:56.780
There's, if there's no problem, he can't admit it.
01:00:58.860
This is like a white progressive taking the test.
01:01:00.760
Safest in the globe, even better than everywhere.
01:01:05.360
And yet a week of people is getting sucker punched by strangers over nothing.
01:01:10.160
They say this and then you're watching a video of someone swinging like, okay, yeah.
01:01:18.780
We have some uplifting stuff that makes life worth living and makes you not get blackpilled.
01:01:28.080
You know, there's a lot of good stuff out there still.
01:01:30.620
So our first uplifting gold story is a judge in New York threw out a squatter case.
01:01:40.640
Judge tosses NYC squatter's lawsuit claiming rights to $930,000 Queens home after they tried
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using Shake Shack receipt to prove the home was theirs.
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So the police goes, okay, your court, that's your Shake Shack receipt.
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So you have six more weeks in the house and then you get to court and then the judge goes,
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Because at least the judge didn't give away someone's million dollar house for a Shake Shack receipt.
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I wonder how much the receipt was for, $19 maybe?
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And it was probably like a Shake Shack delivery to the house.
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Like I got Uber Eats to you like two months ago.
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She ate shit at some point in her life so that her family could feed her now.
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I see you put extra effort in today for uplifting gold.
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The squatter who didn't get the house for their seat and the old lady just existing.
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So this lady's sleeping and then the rats are crawling on her in a nightmare way that
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And maybe you'd think, oh, there's rats on the walls.
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What if they got out and touched me while I was sleeping?
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That this isn't happening to us, but is happening to her?
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So you might as well be thankful that you don't have rats.
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Remember when we were sniping them with the BB guns and trapping them?
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We had a word like, let's go do a drive-by or something.
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It was like a ride through or it was some sort of, yeah.
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Ambush, like where we'd come in, open it late at night and then go pop, pop, pop.
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And then the rats would come down through the rafter where the garage goes up and down on
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So they would go down across the rafter and then down.
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So if they were in the garage late at night and you open the door, they would have to run
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back to their hole and they would run up the garage along the rafter into the hole.
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So you could ambush and come out and know the path that they were going to take.
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And then I would shoot like an urban decay individual where I'd come out and just go
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I could have gone like this and did like, you know, aiming.
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And then one time I lived in LA and I heard rats in the walls and then I set up traps
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and then I heard the same sounds and I turned the lights on and the rats were in the room.
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And then I had to put my bed in the middle of the floor and I took peppermint oil and
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And then they die in the wall and then they smell bad.
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And then one time the exterminator came and he goes, well, there's good news and bad news.
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The good news, the rat's dead and the smell's gone.
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The bad news is the smell's gone because the other rats ate the dead rat.
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I would snag that on a tree in my back cast and be out 80 bucks or whatever it is.
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That guy's got a nice relationship with all those dogs.
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And then last clip, uplifting, is this nice Catholic woman defending the, I believe,
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Lone Catholic woman protects the statue in Mexico from leftist vandalism.
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And usually St. Michael, we ask St. Michael to protect us.
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And then, last but not least, maybe most importantly, join us in Bonusland.
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30-minute Bonusland episode dropping right now.
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Some good stuff from Cringe that we ran out of time for that'll be in Bonusland, I believe.