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00:00:15.940 Welcome back to Fluckus Talks, the podcast episode 159.

00:00:19.920 Today on the show, are illegals registering to vote in crucial swing states?

00:00:24.300 We're going to explain.

00:00:25.580 Then we have a backwards and upside down section of housekeeping that is going to absolutely blow your mind.

00:00:32.640 In Cringe of the Week, we have Botox boys and more bearded ladies. 1.00

00:00:36.840 In Urban Decay, everyone is blaming white people for non-white people things.

00:00:41.740 And last but not least, we are going to say our final goodbyes before the EMP eclipse comes next week in the Locust takeover.

00:00:50.380 Smart.

00:00:50.580 All this and more.

00:00:51.800 It's Fluckus Talks, the podcast episode 159.

00:00:54.720 Ranked the best new podcast of all time.

00:00:59.420 Because words are just words until action actually starts.

00:01:02.720 And actions speak louder than words.

00:01:04.940 But at the same time, words speak louder than words because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

00:01:10.240 Very cool.

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00:01:12.120 Very cool.

00:01:13.140 It's Fluckus Talks, the podcast featuring Richard.

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00:04:07.380 Welcome back.

00:04:08.300 We have a very good show today.

00:04:10.140 A very packed housekeeping.

00:04:11.740 A huge urban.

00:04:12.980 Great episode.

00:04:13.940 One of my favorite scripts we've ever put together, and I'm not just saying that.

00:04:16.780 All right.

00:04:17.700 On Tuesday, we talked about the time traveler.

00:04:20.120 Yeah.

00:04:20.820 Big John.

00:04:21.540 And then it kind of happened.

00:04:23.140 Yeah.

00:04:23.480 But not fully.

00:04:24.500 Let's embrace debate here because I don't think, personally, me, Ratboy, doesn't think

00:04:29.040 a time traveler can get something kind of right.

00:04:31.600 I agree with that.

00:04:32.320 It has to be dead on.

00:04:33.680 Unless there's some sort of butterfly effect.

00:04:35.780 He changed it and the information changed.

00:04:37.680 Or the White Hats helped and took over and slid the earthquake away from San Fran to Taiwan. 0.93

00:04:42.640 Yeah.

00:04:42.960 But there was a Pacific Ocean earthquake slash tsunami thing.

00:04:47.360 So close.

00:04:48.880 Close.

00:04:49.280 Close, but not fully there.

00:04:50.820 Not enough to say the time traveler got it right.

00:04:53.740 And I want to say this.

00:04:55.660 I tried to get odds from Richard Ratboy on San Francisco getting fully demolished in

00:05:00.240 the next 24 hours.

00:05:01.540 And he gave me 100 to 1 odds.

00:05:04.560 I had money in my hand.

00:05:05.900 And I was like, oh, can I just get some odds on San Fran going down?

00:05:08.740 Yeah.

00:05:09.060 100 to 1.

00:05:09.920 He's holding $5 in his hand.

00:05:11.600 I can't have a 500K liability out there.

00:05:14.320 So I give him 100 to 1 just to shut him up.

00:05:16.340 100 to 1.

00:05:17.420 So what?

00:05:17.840 Every 100 days, San Francisco dies?

00:05:20.160 That's not how the probabilities work.

00:05:22.420 But yeah, close enough.

00:05:23.560 Close enough.

00:05:24.040 Yeah.

00:05:24.420 So 100 to 1.

00:05:26.040 That's the worst bookie ever.

00:05:28.020 I didn't want the...

00:05:28.580 Hey, find someone else to take your San Francisco wiped off the earth action. 0.98

00:05:31.940 I'm glad I didn't do it because it didn't happen.

00:05:33.860 I know.

00:05:34.260 And I'm also glad it didn't happen because I would never want that to happen.

00:05:37.000 Of course.

00:05:37.900 Let's get into some of our conspiracy stuff.

00:05:40.580 We have some interesting things coming before the eclipse.

00:05:43.040 There was a meteor shower a couple days ago.

00:05:45.620 Yeah.

00:05:45.800 Yeah.

00:05:46.660 Yeah.

00:05:47.140 This was posted all online.

00:05:48.860 Looks kind of crazy.

00:05:50.200 It could be the Palladians arriving.

00:05:52.380 I don't know what that means.

00:05:53.680 Hopefully not the greys, you know? 1.00

00:05:55.460 Yeah.

00:05:56.220 Again.

00:05:57.020 Again.

00:05:57.600 I don't know what that means.

00:05:59.320 Oh, man.

00:06:00.760 So yeah, this is interesting.

00:06:02.560 The sky is opening up.

00:06:04.460 We have an eclipse coming.

00:06:06.040 The bugs are coming out.

00:06:07.580 CERN is doing a bunch of stuff.

00:06:09.160 We're getting the particle collider going.

00:06:11.920 Portals and realms are being opened and altered.

00:06:14.940 We actually found this list on Twitter.

00:06:16.700 Here's everything happening April 8th.

00:06:18.360 Can you give that a read, please?

00:06:19.380 Rare solar eclipse, cosmic explosion, devil comet.

00:06:23.340 CERN is being turned on for the first time since 2022.

00:06:26.880 Allegedly, states are preparing for a state of emergency and deploying national guards.

00:06:30.780 NASA launching three rockets at the eclipse to study it.

00:06:34.580 NASA launching Project Serpent Deity.

00:06:37.000 I don't like the sound of that one.

00:06:38.540 Bible prophetic signs to repent. 0.78

00:06:41.020 Eclipse will awaken two broods of locusts that have not been awake together since 200 years.

00:06:45.520 Yeah.

00:06:45.940 So lots to look forward to.

00:06:47.760 Who wrote that?

00:06:48.540 I found it on Twitter.

00:06:49.920 It rings true. 0.99

00:06:50.960 Okay.

00:06:51.820 No, but all those things are true.

00:06:53.220 Like the Serpent Deity, NASA thing, that's real.

00:06:56.100 Yeah.

00:06:56.480 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:06:56.920 And then I also saw some schizo posts on Twitter that said if an EMP went off and we didn't have power in the United States, 70 to 90% of the United States would die. 1.00

00:07:07.140 What?

00:07:07.560 For medicine?

00:07:08.260 Not having medicine?

00:07:09.000 Not having food?

00:07:09.500 Not being prepared.

00:07:10.700 The food runs out.

00:07:11.740 Everything gets ugly quick.

00:07:13.660 But I think show watchers are in that top 10%.

00:07:16.080 Yeah.

00:07:16.640 Some of them.

00:07:17.160 Some of you.

00:07:17.580 We make it through.

00:07:18.900 That's why you got stuck up in farmer bills.

00:07:21.120 All right.

00:07:21.760 So you can eat it and not be dead.

00:07:25.800 Yeah, not die.

00:07:26.480 Not be dead.

00:07:27.420 We had a bird flu outbreak that's kind of happening now.

00:07:30.320 Yeah.

00:07:30.800 The largest egg, U.S. fresh egg producer halted production at a Texas plant after bird flu found in chickens.

00:07:38.100 They culled a lot of the hens and approximately 1.6 million laying hens and 337,000 pullets.

00:07:46.460 About 3.7% of its total flock were destroyed after the infection.

00:07:50.020 I think it went to some cows, too.

00:07:53.560 So I don't know.

00:07:54.760 I don't know that.

00:07:55.600 So bird flu.

00:07:57.560 I think with this situation, it's like a good way for them to attack what's left of like local farming.

00:08:03.160 Okay.

00:08:03.600 Which is their goal is kind of get the remaining smart people who eat local and organic and blame them, too.

00:08:10.640 So if this thing spreads, they can kind of blame the people who are like the green people who eat good and eat local.

00:08:16.160 And then also it's a good way for them to get to their end goal of like consolidating all of agriculture, animal agriculture. 0.97

00:08:25.100 Into like five companies.

00:08:26.380 Into five companies.

00:08:27.120 Tyson's not going to close down.

00:08:28.440 Yeah. 0.99

00:08:29.000 You know, eating the crap out of the bag is not going to stop. 0.99

00:08:31.720 All the stuff added to it, all the hormones, that's going to continue. 0.98

00:08:34.120 But if you're a local farmer raising cattle or chickens, I bet that's who they're kind of going to try and target.

00:08:40.940 All right.

00:08:41.340 So just kind of keep that in mind.

00:08:42.760 Fair prediction.

00:08:43.360 Fair.

00:08:43.500 All right.

00:08:44.080 Let's move on.

00:08:45.620 Newsmax.

00:08:46.460 You know, right wing Newsmax.

00:08:48.100 Of course.

00:08:48.660 Not really our guys anymore.

00:08:51.780 Newsmax posted a tweet that they deleted calling Trump out for using the term animals.

00:08:59.620 Yeah.

00:09:00.500 On illegals.

00:09:01.900 He called the people who killed Lake and Riley animals.

00:09:04.340 And then Newsmax said like Trump is degrading migrants and stuff like that.

00:09:09.820 And even still, if Trump is degrading migrants, it's like, aren't we allowed a little bit of degradation?

00:09:16.160 From a full-on invasion of 50 million people?

00:09:18.860 Yeah.

00:09:19.700 Even still, if Trump did say animals, I'm not even mad.

00:09:23.080 I'm more mad about the invasion than I am about words.

00:09:25.720 Actions speak louder than words, right?

00:09:27.540 Yeah.

00:09:27.940 That's a tenant of the show.

00:09:29.420 So, I mean, even if it was.

00:09:31.860 But yeah, that was weird out of Newsmax.

00:09:33.320 And they deleted it and said it was like a low-level staffer or something.

00:09:35.920 Yeah, they blamed it on a low-level staffer.

00:09:37.620 That's like us blaming the fake intern.

00:09:39.660 Low-level staffer, fake intern.

00:09:41.660 It's all the same thing. 0.99

00:09:42.520 It's just like somebody fucked up, right? 0.90

00:09:44.020 It's good to see that no matter what level you get to. 0.96

00:09:46.780 I know.

00:09:47.120 Whenever you mess up, you just blame a made-up person.

00:09:49.160 I know.

00:09:49.840 It's literally the life hack.

00:09:51.800 And then Newsmax, keep in mind, also said the election wasn't stolen a while back and recently.

00:09:58.080 So it's good to kind of weed people out, let them show their cards before we need them and get let down in real time in an important situation.

00:10:06.300 Let's kind of expose people now, find out who's really on our side and who's not, and then let's just kind of take that information and move forward and not trust Newsmax.

00:10:14.660 And this is what happened with Ben Shapiro, too.

00:10:17.000 I saw a clip about Ben Shapiro talking about the election.

00:10:20.300 And he goes, well, I don't think the election was stolen.

00:10:22.260 I mean, there were irregularities, especially when it comes to voting, and many of those were illegal when it comes to, like, signature verification and extending deadlines for accepting mail-in votes.

00:10:33.220 Georgia having all the ballots that weren't folded or didn't look like they'd been sent in the mail.

00:10:37.020 They'd just been printed off, right?

00:10:38.260 And now they're destroyed.

00:10:39.400 And now they're destroyed.

00:10:40.260 And he said that.

00:10:40.960 And he goes, but that being said, I don't think the election was stolen.

00:10:43.800 It was finessed.

00:10:44.740 It was some sort of derivative of stolen that doesn't really make – we don't have a word for it yet.

00:10:49.600 It's like, well, what was it?

00:10:50.900 Because if it was illegal to not check signatures and verify signatures, and then you didn't do that, and then you ran all those votes and counted them as legal standing votes, doesn't that mess up an election?

00:11:04.160 Yeah.

00:11:04.420 And even the left themselves, remember that huge article, how the left fortified the election?

00:11:09.540 So fortified is, like, one end of the spectrum.

00:11:12.000 Stolen is here.

00:11:12.840 And then Ben Shapiro is trying to find that middle ground, apparently.

00:11:15.340 I don't know.

00:11:16.040 It's like, yeah, I don't think it was stolen.

00:11:17.180 They broke the law when it comes to mail-in votes, but I don't think it was stolen.

00:11:21.140 So it's like, then what was it?

00:11:22.960 New word needs to be invented.

00:11:24.380 Yeah.

00:11:24.660 Very confusing for me.

00:11:26.340 All right.

00:11:26.640 Let's move on.

00:11:27.360 We have an update out of Ukraine.

00:11:29.220 There's an article that came out that says, Trump-proofing weapons for Ukraine.

00:11:32.580 Allies consider moving arms group into NATO.

00:11:35.680 Yeah.

00:11:35.920 Officials are expected to discuss gradually moving the organization called the Ukraine's Defense Contact Group into the alliance's control.

00:11:42.880 And then Secretary Blinken just recently spoke about admitting Ukraine into NATO, which means, like, any ongoing conflict, all the NATO countries need to fight with them.

00:11:53.420 There's World War III right there.

00:11:54.600 So it's escalating.

00:11:55.560 A vote for Biden is a vote for World War III.

00:11:57.320 But, yeah, fortifying the election, and now we're Trump-proofing weapons to Ukraine.

00:12:01.300 So the president, if he gets elected, he can't stop the endless war.

00:12:05.600 It's so bad.

00:12:06.340 And obviously, in Ukraine, they've already killed, like, generations of men.

00:12:10.080 Yeah.

00:12:10.320 But now, if Trump comes back, he might want to stop that.

00:12:14.520 So they're not going to let him.

00:12:15.580 Not great.

00:12:16.080 Which is great news.

00:12:17.320 And I think that China and Taiwan is about to pop off, too. 0.64

00:12:20.420 And I think that, obviously, Joe Biden.

00:12:21.980 Remember, he was – Joe Biden was bribed by China.

00:12:25.920 China Joe. 0.87

00:12:26.880 China Joe. 0.87

00:12:27.660 That was, like, what everyone knew going into the 2020 election.

00:12:30.240 That was, like, his weak spot, his vulnerability.

00:12:33.380 So I think that –

00:12:33.620 The two places Hunter Biden made money, China and Ukraine.

00:12:36.160 And it's like, oh, we're already in one.

00:12:37.960 Yeah, here we are.

00:12:38.820 So where's number two?

00:12:39.620 So it makes you think that if China is going to make a move on Taiwan, it's probably going 0.84

00:12:43.800 to be before the election in case Trump gets elected.

00:12:46.760 And then that might have been part of the deal.

00:12:49.060 You know, forget politics.

00:12:50.220 It's bigger than politics.

00:12:51.420 Joe Biden, while you're in there, I'm going to take Taiwan.

00:12:55.080 And that's what China needs.

00:12:56.360 And that's what the payoffs are for.

00:12:58.240 And you've got to kind of just let it happen.

00:12:59.880 So I think that's what's coming.

00:13:01.360 Yeah.

00:13:01.720 And that can kind of be World War III, too.

00:13:04.080 You have China, Taiwan, Ukraine, Russia, Middle East, Israel.

00:13:08.040 Yeah.

00:13:08.620 Did you think World War III was going to just have one front?

00:13:11.500 There's going to be three fronts at least.

00:13:13.380 Yeah, exactly.

00:13:14.480 So let's move on.

00:13:16.320 Jimmy Kimmel.

00:13:17.600 He was in the news this week.

00:13:19.480 He was saying how Japan is so nice compared to the U.S.

00:13:22.580 Traveling to Japan, I realize that this place, this USA we're always chanting about, is a filthy 1.00

00:13:27.760 and disgusting place. 0.85

00:13:28.820 The whole country is Disneyland, and we're living at Six Flags. 1.00

00:13:34.820 Damn, Jimmy. 0.99

00:13:35.540 If only there was something we could do. 0.99

00:13:37.100 Yeah.

00:13:37.380 If only we could control who was here and kind of have standards and not just do the left's

00:13:42.160 bidding the entire time.

00:13:43.560 Yeah.

00:13:44.120 And well, I mean, we should probably take a note out of Japan's book.

00:13:47.320 What do they do with all their Haitian cannibals and Venezuelan criminals and then the hotels 1.00

00:13:52.420 full of illegals that are being paid for by taxpayers?

00:13:55.780 I'll have to Google that really quick.

00:13:57.380 How do they handle all their Haitian migrant cannibals? 1.00

00:14:00.060 How do they handle it?

00:14:01.360 What do they do with their Spirit Airlines behavior?

00:14:04.040 I don't know.

00:14:04.760 I don't know if Spirit's even over there.

00:14:06.200 I don't know.

00:14:06.540 I don't know if they fly to Haneda.

00:14:08.300 Yeah.

00:14:08.960 So obviously, Japan is like a high IQ country.

00:14:12.620 It's a homogenous country.

00:14:13.880 There's no real immigration.

00:14:15.640 They have standards, shame, social etiquette.

00:14:19.060 Yeah.

00:14:19.720 Wow.

00:14:20.140 I'm shocked.

00:14:20.680 How did it get so cool?

00:14:21.740 How did it get so nice?

00:14:22.760 It's so clean.

00:14:22.960 No one throws crap on the ground.

00:14:24.380 Yeah.

00:14:25.140 Yeah, exactly.

00:14:26.120 But I think Jimmy could maybe ask his higher ups.

00:14:28.980 Yeah.

00:14:29.880 Ask his higher ups and just say, hey, like, why are we importing the third world? 1.00

00:14:34.180 And why are the criminals getting let out?

00:14:36.300 And why are we promoting like a toxic culture and pornography?

00:14:39.280 He can ask the higher ups and they'll probably tell him.

00:14:41.200 Yeah.

00:14:41.440 He could be.

00:14:42.000 He's big enough to get in on it now.

00:14:43.480 They'll shoot straight with Jimmy Kimmel.

00:14:45.140 And it's always funny to me when someone kind of like discovers something that they're not

00:14:48.640 really supposed to advertise.

00:14:50.240 Like, why is Japan so much better? 1.00

00:14:52.200 Is it this easy?

00:14:53.060 Same thing happened with Tucker in Russia in the subways.

00:14:56.180 And it's like, I don't care what the political system is here, but the end result is very 0.99

00:15:00.380 nice and orderly shit. 0.98

00:15:02.120 So Jimmy Kimmel accidentally let the cat out of the bag on that one, I guess. 0.99

00:15:05.340 Yeah, Jimmy Kimmel feels like there's a war against the West or something, which takes

00:15:11.620 us to our migrant section, which is basically what's going on in the migrant section.

00:15:16.460 The registered voters have increased in Texas, Pennsylvania and Arizona.

00:15:22.580 People registering to vote with no ID.

00:15:24.840 Yeah, it's skyrocketing in three key swing states.

00:15:28.040 Yeah.

00:15:28.640 You said it, Texas, Pennsylvania, Arizona.

00:15:31.560 And the data is publicly available.

00:15:33.860 And Wokeness said illegals are not able to get licenses there, but they can still get social

00:15:37.960 security cards for work, which I guess might be an end around.

00:15:41.540 And this is getting some pushback online.

00:15:44.160 Like people are saying, no, it's not technically what's happening.

00:15:46.480 Um, but these numbers look huge on Texas, like in Texas is obviously, uh, when it's time

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00:16:04.820 Hashtag make a play.

00:16:07.500 The apple of the left's eye.

00:16:09.600 If you can flip Texas, it's, it's over pretty much.

00:16:12.360 Um, and so people are saying like, no illegals, there's no history of illegals vote.

00:16:16.480 Ding and blah, blah, blah.

00:16:17.700 All these little like past election things.

00:16:20.620 And it's like, yeah, it was mail-in ballots last time.

00:16:23.000 What do you think we have this time?

00:16:24.320 What levers can we pull this time?

00:16:25.700 Who's here?

00:16:26.560 Who's new?

00:16:27.360 Exactly.

00:16:27.480 Then the graph of people registering to vote without an ID is like a little bit, a little

00:16:31.680 bit, a little bit, boing.

00:16:33.800 Moonshot.

00:16:34.780 270,000 in a week.

00:16:36.580 So yeah, that's a lot.

00:16:37.820 And then the numbers, um, since the beginning of the year in Texas, 1.25 million, Pennsylvania's

00:16:42.580 580K, Arizona's 220K.

00:16:45.180 That's enough to win the election.

00:16:46.480 Of course.

00:16:46.840 That's enough to swing any election.

00:16:48.760 Especially like Arizona, Pennsylvania, those margins were obviously razor thin.

00:16:52.960 Pennsylvania was one of the key states in the last, uh, election that was kind of counting

00:16:57.400 votes way too late.

00:16:58.560 The Philly urban area was like, no, we still got a lot.

00:17:01.560 We got baskets to count.

00:17:03.180 And, uh, so that was obviously a huge state.

00:17:06.080 Yeah, exactly.

00:17:06.820 So like you said, for the election, obviously last time was mail-in votes.

00:17:10.960 This time, what's it going to be?

00:17:12.420 I have a theory.

00:17:13.700 Are they not going to use the 50 million illegals? 1.00

00:17:16.280 Like, are they going to go, no, no, stay on the bench.

00:17:18.780 We brought you here, but stay on the bench.

00:17:20.580 Like, that doesn't make sense to me.

00:17:21.660 That's what I'm wondering.

00:17:22.560 And then for Joe Biden to win this time, he's going to need like 90 million votes.

00:17:26.540 Uh, he's got to go up, right?

00:17:29.160 Exactly.

00:17:29.600 He's got to go up and where, up to where at a certain point, it's like, oh, everyone

00:17:34.160 80% of the population voted.

00:17:36.240 It's crazy.

00:17:37.300 We've never seen this.

00:17:38.460 So my theory is they could just botch the election.

00:17:41.860 Yeah.

00:17:42.060 And then what Joe Biden and his team figures it out.

00:17:45.200 Oh, the election got botched.

00:17:47.160 I'm the sitting president.

00:17:48.580 We'll look into it.

00:17:49.600 Let's just let me stay.

00:17:51.040 Yeah.

00:17:51.480 So that's what I think is kind of happening.

00:17:53.800 Um, obviously with the illegals is a, comes an increase in crime. 0.93

00:17:58.020 Uh, there was a Chicago article that just came out.

00:18:02.000 Can you give it a read?

00:18:03.300 Yeah, this was from CWB Chicago, who we love.

00:18:06.320 They always report on the actual facts instead of just like, man, 42 arrested.

00:18:09.840 Like a lot of reporters do.

00:18:11.440 They get the details.

00:18:12.520 They get quotes from the police.

00:18:14.300 Uh, and in this week's new neighbor update, they say sarcastically, a Venezuelan man who allegedly 0.51

00:18:19.320 told police he carried a taser because there are too many crazy people in the loop.

00:18:23.720 And that was at the Harold Washington library, which actually he's right. 0.81

00:18:27.060 It is a crazy person, but you're adding crazy people to the crazy people pile.

00:18:31.160 And then my, my favorite is a Colombian native who allegedly told cops he carried a gun to 0.98

00:18:36.640 protect himself from Venezuelans. 0.99

00:18:39.000 In Chicago.

00:18:40.160 Which I get.

00:18:41.100 Yeah.

00:18:41.520 You know, the Venezuelans are kind of becoming the menaces of the, uh, of the whole thing. 1.00

00:18:46.160 And so, I mean, yeah, Chicago's too dangerous said the Colombian criminal who came here. 1.00

00:18:52.240 Yeah.

00:18:52.600 Cops allegedly found a loaded 25 caliber handgun.

00:18:55.980 Uh, and he said he used it for protection from the Venezuelans.

00:18:59.760 So, so the Venezuelans are violent. 1.00

00:19:01.800 Yeah.

00:19:02.140 And then how do you respond to that violence?

00:19:04.140 You don't call the cops.

00:19:05.280 You just got to stay strapped.

00:19:06.920 So, yeah.

00:19:07.540 Speaking of cops in the New York city, there was a illegal who was doing crimes where he

00:19:13.580 was impersonating a cop and they arrested him and then they let him go.

00:19:17.180 Yeah.

00:19:17.600 This is actually, and it's an Indian, it's an Indian illegal scammer. 1.00

00:19:21.600 Oh.

00:19:22.100 So it's like, we're, we're, it's not just Mexican or Hispanic or, you know, Guatemalan, Venezuelans, 0.98

00:19:27.500 Venezuelans are the worst, but, uh, the Indians get in and you know, they, they can scam from 1.00

00:19:32.620 India, which I don't, so they don't really even need to be here, but I'm going to read 0.98

00:19:36.380 this.

00:19:36.680 Uh, Gates police department responded to a resident who is actively on the phone.

00:19:39.980 Basically the guy was saying your Netflix account is expiring and you need to do some sort of

00:19:45.360 like big transfer.

00:19:46.660 And the resident was informed that, uh, he was a federal reserve agent who would arrive

00:19:52.240 to their house in a Kia and the resident should provide the federal reserve agent all the

00:19:56.960 money that they had just transferred resident realized it was a scam while on the scene.

00:20:01.480 Officers observed a Kia pull into the driveway and a male exited wearing a bandana on his

00:20:06.120 face.

00:20:06.440 The officers confronted the male and detained him.

00:20:09.440 The male identified as Harpeet Singh, 29 years old, was taken into custody without incidents.

00:20:14.460 He claimed he was helping pick up the money for a friend in New York city.

00:20:18.060 Um, he was charged with attempted grand larceny, third degree, and impersonating an officer

00:20:23.120 to commit a felony.

00:20:24.400 Pretty, pretty substantial crimes.

00:20:26.120 You know, you can't just get away with that.

00:20:27.480 Uh, and, but after contacting the Monroe County district district's attorney's office, Singh

00:20:33.780 was released with an appearance ticket as the new charges were non-bailable offenses.

00:20:38.240 Thanks to New York's version of the safety act, where all the bail is defined, right?

00:20:43.620 So you let them go on an appearance ticket, meaning you're trusting the guy who is impersonating

00:20:48.420 an officer to come and who's here illegally to come to court, to get into more trouble.

00:20:55.280 You're in the guy who was already impersonating a cop.

00:20:57.680 You're trusting him with the appearance ticket.

00:20:59.620 Yeah.

00:20:59.760 This is sort of an updated version of catch me if you can, where the guy's just a 29 year

00:21:04.160 old Indian guy with low level tech and a Kia.

00:21:06.400 And then, but nobody's chasing him.

00:21:08.720 There's no, there's no, uh, Tom Hanks chasing Leo.

00:21:11.800 It's just Mr. Singh goes, okay, I can go.

00:21:15.360 And he's out.

00:21:16.420 He's out.

00:21:17.040 So.

00:21:17.240 Yeah.

00:21:17.340 And here's the New York city crime graph just as of late, which is obviously includes

00:21:21.260 people besides illegals, but that's a straight line up.

00:21:24.360 Yeah. 1.00

00:21:24.660 That's a shit coin line up. 0.99

00:21:26.260 I know that was a, it's a rug pull and then it recovered. 0.99

00:21:28.760 Um, but NYC violent crime, 2003 to, uh, 2023.

00:21:32.340 So like 20 years of work just to get a straight line right back up at the end of 2020 back

00:21:37.140 in George Floyd.

00:21:38.080 And everybody always says, you know, this was, this was under Trump and it's like, was Trump

00:21:42.780 supposed to send in the national guard to every single major city that was just allowing

00:21:47.040 like endless riots and not really policing and containing people.

00:21:50.460 I don't know exactly how the president of the United States was supposed to stop that

00:21:54.160 wave.

00:21:54.580 And then obviously it's stuck.

00:21:56.400 Right.

00:21:56.620 So this time, if it happens again, I think everyone's seen how it was dealt with on under

00:22:03.380 Trump, under Biden.

00:22:04.600 And now if there's a BLM style mass protest, you send in the national guard.

00:22:09.980 I mean, I wouldn't zip tie everyone up and you put them on the bus and you send them out.

00:22:14.780 Yeah.

00:22:15.000 Seattle had a Chaz. 0.98

00:22:16.540 It was just like a sovereign zone in the city run by gang warlords.

00:22:21.300 And it's like, why don't we stop this?

00:22:23.920 Yeah.

00:22:24.220 But Trump better not.

00:22:25.340 I know.

00:22:26.620 They were, they were challenging him.

00:22:28.380 Uh, there was a Venezuelan squatter story as well in New York city.

00:22:31.880 Just obtained when police sprung into action, hopping out of their squad cars after they

00:22:37.120 got a call about a man with a gun.

00:22:39.440 When they arrived, they chased 24 year old Hector de Soso Villata, believed to be from

00:22:45.120 Venezuela into the basement of this whole Avenue home. 0.97

00:22:48.680 Another man, 22 year old Javier Elborno tried to get away with another gun before he was

00:22:55.060 also arrested.

00:22:55.740 Playing on your screen now are four of the eight suspects that were under arrest being walked

00:23:01.440 out one by one from police.

00:23:03.340 When a search warrant was in place, investigators recovered two more loaded guns, three loaded

00:23:09.220 extended magazines, a box of ammunition, and a bag of ketamine mixed with cocaine.

00:23:15.680 Moments ago, we spoke with...

00:23:16.680 That's a good time.

00:23:17.680 Hey, if you're Venezuelan, you can have guns, ketamine, cocaine. 1.00

00:23:20.720 But yeah, and these were suspected Venezuelan illegals found squatting in the basement of a

00:23:25.000 Bronx home.

00:23:25.420 So squatting, ketamine, gun crimes, Venezuelans, extended mags. 0.90

00:23:29.320 The big four right there.

00:23:30.820 And there was a kid too.

00:23:32.120 Yeah.

00:23:32.400 I think there was like a...

00:23:33.440 A seven year old child.

00:23:34.420 A seven year old child unaccounted for.

00:23:36.520 But the extended mags in New York City, if you're a normal citizen, that gets you in big

00:23:41.780 trouble.

00:23:42.260 Of course.

00:23:42.940 I wonder if these guys will get in trouble or if it'll get knocked down and dismissed

00:23:46.420 and next thing you know, they're back on the street and heading to Arizona to get away

00:23:49.720 from New York.

00:23:50.340 Hey, new me, new identity, new me.

00:23:52.700 And they're off somewhere else into the country, right?

00:23:55.560 Yeah, exactly.

00:23:56.460 Well, let's finish up the migrant section with kind of like a what to expect.

00:24:00.640 Obviously, Europe has had mass migration for longer than we have.

00:24:05.200 Call that a leading indicator, right?

00:24:06.700 Yeah, a leading indicator.

00:24:07.840 They're like a year or two ahead of us.

00:24:10.180 And Germany, Frankfurt just released some stats of who's doing all the crimes.

00:24:14.680 Do you give that headline a read?

00:24:15.840 Yeah, the headline says,

00:24:16.940 It's foreigners responsible for 100% of serious sexual assault cases in Frankfurt, 57.4% of 0.97

00:24:24.280 all crimes.

00:24:25.260 The crime data shows that Frankfurt's sky-high crime rate is tied to mass immigration. 0.99

00:24:29.120 Obviously, right?

00:24:30.140 Yep.

00:24:30.440 And they could give a read of the other crimes done by illegals. 0.98

00:24:33.280 Sexual assault, 100%, like we just mentioned.

00:24:35.660 Pickpocket incidents, 93%.

00:24:37.580 Human trafficking, 83%.

00:24:39.620 Day home burglary, 80%.

00:24:41.880 Aggravated theft, 75%.

00:24:42.940 It's just like every crime, they're doing the lion's share, and they're obviously not

00:24:47.220 a lion's share of the population.

00:24:49.000 So it's a new version of the X percent of the population is committing X percent of the 0.95

00:24:53.880 crimes.

00:24:54.360 We're like updating the model in real time.

00:24:57.120 And some of them is 100%.

00:24:58.520 Yeah.

00:24:59.120 I read that, and I was like, we can't show this on the show.

00:25:02.080 100%?

00:25:02.940 That can't be right.

00:25:04.020 But I guess it was just a silent month for the actual Germans, and then all the illegals 1.00

00:25:10.800 do it.

00:25:11.060 Not even illegals, whatever they want to call them, invaders, random people who just got 1.00

00:25:15.600 here.

00:25:16.180 Asylum getters. 1.00

00:25:17.280 It's all asylum seekers, right? 1.00

00:25:18.940 And then obviously in Europe, there's a general problem with child exploitation and abuse, physical

00:25:24.820 abuse, sexual abuse, and everything on children.

00:25:27.080 Yeah.

00:25:27.240 Like it's skyrocketing as well.

00:25:29.200 And then they released an ad, like a commercial, to stop child exploitation.

00:25:34.060 And here's a couple of screenshots from the video.

00:25:36.380 Yeah, South Yorkshire police said stop child exploitation, and they show, it looks like

00:25:40.700 a white guy pushing a minority girl against a wall, and then the same kind of thing on

00:25:45.540 the swing set there.

00:25:46.640 Just a guy talking to a young girl on the swing set.

00:25:49.100 Yeah. 0.87

00:25:49.460 And then here's the actual Huddersfield grooming game, a dedicated campaign of rape and abuse.

00:25:54.420 And it's, I'll read some names, Niaz Ahmed, Manzoor Hassan, Faizal Nadim, and they all

00:25:59.480 look a certain way.

00:26:00.780 Yeah.

00:26:01.060 They're all those vaguely Asian, or whatever they call them. 0.94

00:26:04.440 Yeah.

00:26:05.000 Groomers.

00:26:05.580 Muslims. 0.98

00:26:06.560 So basically they had the ad for, we have to stop child abuse, and they show white people 0.99

00:26:12.380 as the abusers. 0.93

00:26:13.660 And then you look at who's getting arrested, and it's all Muslims from third world countries. 0.99

00:26:18.340 Yeah.

00:26:18.660 So the advertisement that's supposed to elicit some sort of emotion on you just isn't

00:26:22.820 accurate at all to what's currently happening.

00:26:24.940 So detachment from reality, and that detachment from reality kind of breeds itself to the

00:26:31.380 policies, right?

00:26:32.640 Nobody's looking, and the cops aren't knocking on anyone's doors.

00:26:36.800 That delusion seeps into the rest of society, right?

00:26:41.160 Yeah, exactly.

00:26:41.960 It's the same globalist anti-West playbook, anti-white playbook, and this is how they accomplish 0.72

00:26:47.800 it.

00:26:48.080 John Doyle had a very interesting and profound tweet that kind of sums up our migrant situation.

00:26:53.900 Can you give that a read, please?

00:26:54.680 He said, Christians who support immigration will find that their country becomes far less

00:26:58.720 Christian.

00:26:59.460 If immigration is used as a weapon against you to consolidate power, it is, then your 0.94

00:27:03.900 particular reasons for support don't actually matter.

00:27:06.540 You're not outsmarting anyone, you're losing.

00:27:08.980 Exactly.

00:27:09.700 So as a Christian, if you're a Christian person and you find yourself troubled, like, oh,

00:27:13.220 these people need help, or these people want a better life, I don't want to turn anyone 0.67

00:27:16.220 away, you kind of need to see the bigger picture.

00:27:20.640 Immigration is being used as a tool to destabilize America. 1.00

00:27:23.780 And if America is destabilized long-term, it'll become less Christian. 0.99

00:27:28.100 So if you want the country to be more Christian, you need to be anti-immigration, anti-illegal 1.00

00:27:32.340 immigration.

00:27:33.080 Yeah.

00:27:33.660 Makes sense.

00:27:34.600 It's pretty simple.

00:27:35.560 Let's move on.

00:27:36.520 We're on our last page of housekeeping.

00:27:38.180 We are at our backwards and upside-down section, where everything is backwards and upside-down.

00:27:42.900 Yep.

00:27:43.100 Our first one is Massachusetts doctors are doing something with drug babies.

00:27:48.920 Yeah.

00:27:49.080 These Massachusetts hospitals won't automatically file neglect reports for babies born with

00:27:54.340 drugs in their system.

00:27:56.120 Mass General Brigham said, babies born with substance exposure alone will no longer be

00:28:00.620 reported to state welfare agencies unless there are other concerns the baby is abused or neglected. 0.98

00:28:05.760 So the baby needs to have drugs and a black guy. 1.00

00:28:09.280 Even when it just came out. 1.00

00:28:10.820 Yeah.

00:28:11.160 When it's brand new.

00:28:12.300 Yeah.

00:28:12.520 It just came out.

00:28:13.500 And it's like they punched the baby.

00:28:14.660 Hey, I saw her hit him. 0.75

00:28:15.560 So, yeah.

00:28:16.320 And then actually, this is also, there's a subtext in the article that says, a condition

00:28:22.740 which the hospital said disproportionately affects black people. 0.85

00:28:26.500 So, because too many black babies are born with drugs in their system, it's not worth reporting 0.99

00:28:33.620 that as neglect to the system and getting the mom in trouble because it disproportionately 1.00

00:28:38.400 affects black people. 0.59

00:28:40.260 So, at the expense of a newborn baby who's born one day old, you're going to let the parents 0.94

00:28:48.620 get away with basically abuse and being negligent and doing drugs while nine months pregnant. 0.99

00:28:54.640 That's backwards and upside-down.

00:28:56.000 It's very backwards and upside-down.

00:28:57.560 And then when people, people always try to do like a gotcha, like define woke, right?

00:29:01.800 To the right wing or something.

00:29:03.020 And it's like, you tell me what this is.

00:29:05.000 Yeah.

00:29:05.400 Tell me what that is.

00:29:06.320 And then I'll get to my definition of woke, right?

00:29:08.480 Mm-hmm.

00:29:08.920 So.

00:29:09.320 Exactly.

00:29:10.100 Well, let's move on.

00:29:10.880 We have a lot to get to in this part.

00:29:12.100 So, we'll go a little bit faster.

00:29:13.420 Band-Aid chemicals.

00:29:14.700 Yeah.

00:29:15.060 Band-Aid, the thing that's supposed to heal you.

00:29:17.860 Cancer-causing forever chemicals found in Band-Aids where they can get directly into blood through

00:29:22.380 open wounds, report warns.

00:29:24.100 So, like the last thing you'd want on an open wound.

00:29:26.880 Perfect storm.

00:29:27.720 They put on a Band-Aid, the thing you put on an open wound to heal yourself, and instead

00:29:32.780 it gives you forever chemicals that give you cancer.

00:29:35.340 That is back.

00:29:36.140 That's backwards and upside-down.

00:29:37.560 Yeah.

00:29:37.700 65% of bandages contain fluorine, a necessary component of PFAs.

00:29:43.220 PFAs, or forever chemicals, are in cookware, firefighting foam, and carpeting.

00:29:47.740 So, there's like a new wave.

00:29:49.200 Like, every time you think, like, oh, yeah, you know how we always used to use lead paint,

00:29:53.700 and then there was asbestos in all the, like, insulation in buildings?

00:29:58.040 It's like, I can't believe we did that.

00:30:00.260 Yeah.

00:30:00.440 And then you find out we're doing something new that, like, is almost as bad or cancer-causing.

00:30:05.220 We're still doing it.

00:30:06.240 Yeah.

00:30:06.640 And then the frying pans is the same thing.

00:30:08.380 We get the forever chemicals.

00:30:09.560 If you guys have those nonstick pans and you got cuts and scrapes in them, you're-

00:30:13.940 You got to call it.

00:30:14.680 You got to call it.

00:30:15.660 You just get a cast iron, and that's it.

00:30:18.100 Yeah.

00:30:18.620 All right.

00:30:18.920 Let's go to the next one.

00:30:20.340 Seattle Public Schools.

00:30:21.600 No more gifted program in the name of equity.

00:30:24.600 Yeah, and this is kind of an update on something that they announced, I believe, like, a year

00:30:28.940 ago or so, but we wanted to get an update out there.

00:30:31.700 Seattle Public Schools shut down Gifted and Talented Program for Inclusive Alternative,

00:30:37.200 and basically, Seattle Public Schools is dismantling its Gifted and Talented Program

00:30:41.640 in favor of a more inclusive and equitable and culturally sensitive program.

00:30:45.920 So, they're slowly phasing it out because of racial inequalities, right?

00:30:50.560 And here's a key sentence that I kind of thought was crazy.

00:30:55.520 It says, numbers would suggest that within our city, predominantly white children are

00:31:00.420 more gifted than other cultures and races, and we know that is absolutely not true, Carrie

00:31:05.960 Hanson, the district's director, said.

00:31:08.360 Oh, it's absolutely not true.

00:31:09.840 And it's like, we just know that the entire article in Dismantling a Gifted thing is just

00:31:15.220 like, well, we know there's a bunch of smart black kids who haven't gotten in, right? 0.98

00:31:18.960 That's like the assumption that makes an entire change to a good system, and it's just, there's

00:31:25.560 no evidence, there's no proof, it's just, come on, guys, we know. 0.94

00:31:28.720 There should be more black kids in here, right? 1.00

00:31:30.860 Yeah, and then also it says, like, the white culture is not better than any other culture, 0.70

00:31:34.660 so that means what?

00:31:35.600 Like, which culture's the best?

00:31:37.000 Yeah.

00:31:37.300 They're all perfectly equal?

00:31:39.300 That can't be, right?

00:31:41.180 Yeah.

00:31:41.360 And then, let me read this, the enrichment program currently only allows students who

00:31:47.080 placed in the top 2% on standardized test exams to be placed in the highly capable cohort

00:31:52.560 to receive enriched learning.

00:31:54.440 So, they say, it's like, literally just define top 2%, and you're in.

00:31:59.060 That's it.

00:31:59.560 All you gotta do.

00:31:59.980 No race. 0.91

00:32:00.400 All you gotta do is top 2%.

00:32:01.580 They don't say, are you Chinese? 1.00

00:32:03.300 You Chinese on this shit? 1.00

00:32:04.680 Yeah, compare the piece of paper to their skin. 1.00

00:32:07.100 Yeah.

00:32:07.540 They have the-

00:32:08.880 The bag test.

00:32:10.000 Yeah, the shade, the shade test, and, you know, it's just, oh, we know that's not true.

00:32:15.320 The top 2%, there should be black kids in here, let's reinvent the whole program, right? 1.00

00:32:18.960 Yeah, nice to them. 0.78

00:32:20.020 So, no more gifted program in the sake of equity because it's too white and Asian, even though 1.00

00:32:26.180 the requirement is purely based on scoring, so no more excelling in schools because some 1.00

00:32:31.740 of the dumb kids will feel bad. 0.99

00:32:32.880 And one of my favorite is one of the black parents whose kid was already in this gifted 1.00

00:32:38.160 program who tested into the top 2%, he goes, what are we doing?

00:32:41.560 And they just ignored him.

00:32:42.840 They're like, nah, nah, nah, don't worry about it, bro.

00:32:45.060 Yeah, so backwards and upside down for sure.

00:32:47.180 All right, last piece of backwards and upside down, January 6th grandma.

00:32:51.580 Look at this.

00:32:52.780 Yeah, this grandma, Rebecca Lavernes, this grandmother is currently on trial in DC for January 6th. 1.00

00:32:59.640 This is who our government is focused on locking up while violent criminals in a

00:33:02.860 legals go free. 0.76

00:33:03.800 It's not an accident.

00:33:04.780 It's an agenda.

00:33:05.740 Look at this nice lady. 1.00

00:33:07.000 Just a grandma.

00:33:07.840 She was wandering around.

00:33:09.380 She was wandering around and she needs to get arrested three years later.

00:33:12.700 Yeah. 0.57

00:33:13.360 Crazy.

00:33:13.960 For what?

00:33:15.080 And then the abortion protesters.

00:33:17.900 So, there were people who protested in Nashville.

00:33:21.500 They just kind of did a sit-in and then they did a prayer.

00:33:24.820 And now they're facing 11 years in jail.

00:33:27.440 Can you read that?

00:33:28.060 Four more pro-lifers that were involved in this protest outside of a Nashville abortion

00:33:31.560 clinic have just been found guilty in federal court of violating the FACE Act.

00:33:35.540 That's now 10 people who face 11 years in jail for praying for the unborn.

00:33:40.080 Yeah.

00:33:40.280 So, great.

00:33:40.960 Great.

00:33:41.260 Backwards and upside down.

00:33:42.320 People that did a peaceful protest for the unborn, they get 11 years in jail.

00:33:48.200 All the BLM people who burned down cities and looted and destroyed everything, they 1.00

00:33:52.580 got paid out.

00:33:53.620 Yeah.

00:33:54.040 And the catch-me-if-you-can Indian guy, he's on the run and he's looking in his rear view 1.00

00:33:58.140 mirror.

00:33:58.540 He's looking in the rear view and he's like, wow, wide open road.

00:34:01.540 Nobody's chasing me.

00:34:02.520 And then the Tom Hanks person from that movie is like, where's the grandma?

00:34:06.540 Where's the January 6th grandma? 0.98

00:34:08.300 Get on the ground.

00:34:10.180 All right.

00:34:10.600 Well, that is the end of housekeeping.

00:34:12.660 We're moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:34:17.820 Crazy housekeeping.

00:34:19.140 Wow.

00:34:19.380 That was a good one.

00:34:20.060 A lot of bang, bang, bangs.

00:34:22.000 Yeah.

00:34:22.240 We bang, bang, banged them today.

00:34:24.000 Well, in Cringe, our first clip is the bearded woman who wants a masculine man. 0.97

00:34:29.280 No one's going to marry you, Hernan.

00:34:31.040 Like, you have a beard.

00:34:32.600 No one's going to date you, Hernan.

00:34:34.080 You have a beard.

00:34:35.480 No one's going to be your boyfriend, Hernan.

00:34:37.320 You have a beard.

00:34:38.400 You are not a preference to a lot of men.

00:34:41.840 And then I'll get, like, really feminine men message me.

00:34:45.740 But that's not who I'm attracted to, you know?

00:34:48.500 I like really masculine men.

00:34:50.320 Because I am very soft.

00:34:52.360 I'm so different to what you see, like, on TV.

00:34:56.240 You know, on TV.

00:34:56.960 I've never seen you on TV.

00:34:57.960 But, no, generally, you'll see, oh, she's strong.

00:35:01.060 She's, you know, what she's talking about is very powerful.

00:35:03.500 Whatever people say.

00:35:04.960 But then at home, I'm very quiet, you know?

00:35:07.280 I'm very feminine.

00:35:08.600 I'm very soft.

00:35:09.220 People don't get to see that side of me, you know?

00:35:12.460 But, no, it has been difficult.

00:35:14.440 She's very feminine.

00:35:15.680 Yeah.

00:35:16.700 So, people look at her and they go, what?

00:35:19.340 That's a soft, feminine. 1.00

00:35:20.760 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:35:21.300 No, it's a bearded lady. 1.00

00:35:22.220 What happened?

00:35:23.020 Who's this dainty lady? 1.00

00:35:24.660 Yeah.

00:35:25.000 Wow.

00:35:25.420 Ooh, a wooga. 0.98

00:35:27.340 So, it makes you wonder, what's the angle here?

00:35:29.920 Should you make society change something so fundamentally backwards that until recently was a circus act?

00:35:37.380 Or, should you just get the laser hair removal and then gaslight your husband when your daughter comes out with the beard, too?

00:35:43.380 That's what I'm saying.

00:35:44.100 I don't even know what's happening here genetically.

00:35:46.160 Is this like, did she go for the beard?

00:35:47.980 Did she want the beard?

00:35:48.880 Because this seems like a real lady to me, right? 0.93

00:35:50.440 Just laser it out.

00:35:51.500 And then if you have a daughter with a hairy face, be like, what happened?

00:35:54.380 Yeah.

00:35:54.860 No, this is exactly like that meme where the guy goes, please, someone help me with my budget.

00:36:00.620 Rent, $800.

00:36:02.120 Food, $200.

00:36:03.960 Utilities, $100.

00:36:05.860 Candles.

00:36:06.560 $3,600.

00:36:08.160 And it's just like, just remove the beard.

00:36:10.320 That's it.

00:36:11.300 Like, the first thing people see about you.

00:36:13.360 But, yeah, the amount of me, I, me, I want, I'm not attracted to it.

00:36:18.600 And it's like, you have a beard.

00:36:20.900 You didn't do any expectation management or change anything.

00:36:24.660 You thought, like, I'll go. 0.98

00:36:26.280 And then this guy on the other end of the podcast is going, like, kind of reminds me of me when you're doing some real schizo shit. 1.00

00:36:31.740 Like, yeah, okay, sounds good. 1.00

00:36:33.920 Just shave the fucking beard. 1.00

00:36:35.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:36:35.560 So that's the fundamental disconnect there where she wants something so specific.

00:36:43.360 She wants a masculine husband. 1.00

00:36:44.960 And because she's not getting it and she has something clearly going on that needs to be fixed so she can fit into society, she needs all of society to change.

00:36:53.720 So her not getting what she wants is a sign that society is broken when you're a bearded lady. 1.00

00:36:58.600 Like, that's the broken part.

00:36:59.680 I think that's also a sign of mental illness almost when you think you can be the one who's the tip of the spear changing society.

00:37:07.020 Like, instead of accepting reality, it's very much a reality ignorer.

00:37:11.440 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:37:12.400 And I was going to say, she could probably get a modeling job. 1.00

00:37:16.540 But not like, and she might think, oh, I have a modeling job.

00:37:19.640 I'm on the cover of magazines and I can't find a man.

00:37:22.000 Like, same how Dylan Mulvaney is.

00:37:23.440 Of course.

00:37:23.820 And that's like how it is with Lizzo, too.

00:37:25.360 Yeah, Lizzo, she can't find a, she's great at singing. 0.98

00:37:28.400 She can't find a husband because no one cares that she's good at the flute. 1.00

00:37:31.740 Yeah, I mean, it's pretty simple.

00:37:33.700 The one giant, a gigantic single glaring, like, red flag prevents pretty much anything.

00:37:40.140 So maybe your entire mission should be to minimize that giant glaring red flag, right?

00:37:44.540 Exactly.

00:37:44.960 It's actually pretty simple.

00:37:45.420 It's not that hard, yeah.

00:37:46.780 This isn't even worth the time, to be honest, on the podcast.

00:37:49.420 The bearded lady crying.

00:37:50.760 Yeah.

00:37:50.980 Come on.

00:37:51.360 Let's move on.

00:37:52.200 Yeah.

00:37:52.620 Let's go to the guys getting face Botox.

00:37:56.180 But here they are.

00:37:57.160 They're getting lined up and they're getting injections and, like, Botox into, like, the sides of their

00:38:01.580 jaw to make their jaw look a certain way.

00:38:04.680 Yeah.

00:38:05.040 They want the Giga Chad jaw, right?

00:38:06.700 They want the Giga Chad jaw.

00:38:08.080 Okay.

00:38:08.460 The guy in the yellow, that wasn't bad.

00:38:12.760 That's as good as it gets, right?

00:38:14.200 That's pretty good.

00:38:14.740 That's pretty good.

00:38:15.640 He's getting a lot out of it.

00:38:17.820 What is this?

00:38:18.640 It's filler?

00:38:19.160 They just put, like, some silicone or something in it?

00:38:22.160 And it makes your facial muscles messed up and paralyzed.

00:38:26.340 You have that, the stuff moves around in there.

00:38:29.120 Yeah, I was going to say, you're setting yourself up for, like, yearly checkups.

00:38:32.920 Yeah.

00:38:33.260 And you're filling your face with, like, weird silicone bad stuff. 0.92

00:38:38.460 This is technically gender-affirming care.

00:38:41.420 Oh, yeah.

00:38:41.960 So the army has to pay for it now.

00:38:43.600 Yeah.

00:38:44.160 Right?

00:38:44.680 And these guys, there's, like, this new type of group of men, like these types, who are trying

00:38:50.740 to be alpha, but they're not naturally alpha.

00:38:53.660 Looks maxing.

00:38:54.480 So they're looks maxing.

00:38:55.520 And they get these injections in their jaw, they learn how to neg women, where you're 1.00

00:38:58.940 kind of negative and, like, huh, what do you...

00:39:01.220 What, do you always wear that to the club?

00:39:02.540 Yeah.

00:39:03.300 What, do you...

00:39:03.580 You're smart?

00:39:04.760 Yeah.

00:39:05.280 They do that, or they know how to stand in pictures with their wide base in a straight

00:39:09.180 line, so they pass the green line test.

00:39:11.900 They take steroids with the male-in steroid companies.

00:39:14.900 Like that, you have, like, a whole group of men like this that are kind of LARPing as chads,

00:39:18.900 and they look like real chads until it's time to wrestle.

00:39:22.360 Yeah.

00:39:22.840 Until there's an active shooter or something.

00:39:25.220 I don't know. 0.99

00:39:26.080 And then you're like, ah, shit, like, you're wearing the lifts in your shoe. 0.99

00:39:29.700 You have the fake jaw, and you're like, I gotta... 1.00

00:39:31.320 It's go time?

00:39:32.420 Yeah, exactly.

00:39:33.320 You can't really run very good with the forage lifts in your shoes.

00:39:36.540 Yeah.

00:39:36.700 But you might be wondering, well, what are they supposed to do?

00:39:40.220 There are actually ways to chad max and get out of it.

00:39:43.460 If you eat a lot of steak, I'm not just saying that, your jaw will get bigger naturally.

00:39:49.460 If you're eating a lot of, like, meat protein, your face will look better.

00:39:53.420 Things that are literally harder to chew.

00:39:55.320 Yeah, exactly.

00:39:57.660 Your tongue posture is huge.

00:39:59.640 A lot of people are mouth breathers, and they just kind of breathe like this, and they

00:40:03.920 look like this.

00:40:04.460 And then their face naturally sags and droops because of it, and your chin recesses.

00:40:09.080 Is that the right word?

00:40:09.840 I think so.

00:40:10.580 You get slack jaw.

00:40:11.740 You get some sort of slack jaw.

00:40:12.880 You get slack jaw, and you have, like, that weak, no chin. 0.64

00:40:16.040 But if you leave your tongue on the roof of your mouth and kind of, like, suck and, like,

00:40:20.140 have suction, it's called mewing.

00:40:22.680 That's the correct way.

00:40:23.760 And you breathe in through your nose only.

00:40:25.540 And look at these before and afters.

00:40:27.320 This guy, he made it out.

00:40:28.840 He made it out.

00:40:29.600 This little Asian guy made it out. 0.62

00:40:31.680 This was a big one.

00:40:32.720 That's a huge one.

00:40:33.700 Look at that difference.

00:40:34.880 Glasses.

00:40:35.420 He took the glasses off, too.

00:40:36.400 He took the glasses off.

00:40:37.720 And so it's like if you breathe correctly and you do the correct tongue posture, your

00:40:42.440 face will naturally shift to the ideal face for you genetically.

00:40:47.840 And you also have in the palate, underneath your top jaw or whatever, there's, like, ability

00:40:56.120 for that bone to move. 0.92

00:40:57.760 Like, it's meant to grow or shrink depending on how you're breathing and what your face is

00:41:02.840 resting at.

00:41:04.040 So if you keep your tongue on the top of your mouth and suck in and kind of keep that

00:41:07.780 pressure and you breathe in through your nose, your face will move into a better position.

00:41:12.540 Yeah.

00:41:12.720 We need a show watcher to volunteer to start mewing for the next two months and then give

00:41:17.460 us the before and after.

00:41:18.540 Yeah, exactly.

00:41:19.300 So look it up.

00:41:20.160 It's very good info.

00:41:22.460 Don't breathe through your mouth.

00:41:23.760 And that's a huge that's a huge part of it.

00:41:25.860 I think there's also going to be an epidemic of these looks maxing guys in the four inch 1.00

00:41:30.780 lifts and his wife has fake boobs and like the whole fake face and everything. 1.00

00:41:36.340 And they're on vacation. 0.98

00:41:37.740 And then you see them and you go, wow, look at these people.

00:41:39.800 They're really doing up to something.

00:41:41.740 And then their kids just like disfigured freak, like the true genetics of both of them. 1.00

00:41:47.140 Yeah.

00:41:47.300 So mismatched parents and children with the new future of look, looks maxing.

00:41:51.580 Smart, smart, smart.

00:41:52.960 So yeah, there's the solution.

00:41:54.520 Don't take the cheap way and fill yourself with Botox.

00:41:57.320 Solve the fundamental problem and your body will reward you genetically.

00:42:01.940 Fair.

00:42:02.240 Speaking of gender affirming care, the you're trans one. 0.82

00:42:05.920 This is good.

00:42:06.640 This lady? 1.00

00:42:07.200 Yeah.

00:42:07.900 This guy?

00:42:08.660 Yeah.

00:42:09.760 You're trans?

00:42:11.160 I never would have guessed.

00:42:12.800 What do you mean by that?

00:42:13.880 I mean like you passed so well, like you look like a real woman. 0.96

00:42:16.420 Well, I am very real, so.

00:42:18.140 My pronouns are rosé all day.

00:42:24.280 Why do you look better in that dress than I would? 0.90

00:42:26.380 Because I'm hotter than you.

00:42:27.300 Slay queen, yeah. 0.89

00:42:29.020 Okay.

00:42:29.680 Literally work.

00:42:30.700 Do you watch drag race?

00:42:32.020 Oh, yes.

00:42:32.960 Yes, I do.

00:42:33.760 Of course you do. 1.00

00:42:34.560 Like, duh, dumb question. 1.00

00:42:35.780 Is it? 0.99

00:42:36.160 I had a cashier one.

00:42:37.000 So, the person.

00:42:38.060 Because I'm hotter than you.

00:42:39.360 This man in the lady's clothes is doing two roles in the skit.

00:42:42.880 Just losing her mind in her apartment.

00:42:44.860 And yelling back, you're hotter than me. 0.76

00:42:46.500 I'm hotter than you.

00:42:47.800 I'm a real woman. 0.97

00:42:49.460 Going crazy in the apartment.

00:42:51.540 And then, this is interesting because this was a video posted complaining about how trans

00:42:57.480 allies ask passive-aggressive, backhanded compliment questions.

00:43:02.640 A well-meaning trans ally who still is pissing you off, right? 1.00

00:43:05.800 Your supposed friend. 0.98

00:43:06.760 So, you have rules of engagement from your sausage-fingered trans friend. 1.00

00:43:10.800 Yeah. 0.95

00:43:11.360 You basically, there's a few no-no topics that you can never broach with the trans person 1.00

00:43:15.700 because you make them glitch out for a second and go, am I?

00:43:20.580 Am I a man?

00:43:21.260 Not a woman? 1.00

00:43:22.280 So, like, these are, if you're a trans person, these are your allies.

00:43:25.580 These are people you invite into your home or out to drinks.

00:43:28.580 And you still have to be the warden.

00:43:30.620 You're the warden and you're nitpicking their little behavior like no posters on the wall.

00:43:34.380 No, what's that?

00:43:35.800 Contraband, you know?

00:43:36.640 So, it's kind of like a messed up scenario and these are the people that actually believe in you.

00:43:43.060 Yeah. 1.00

00:43:43.500 That are actually playing the game and using the stupid words and going, oh, what do you 1.00

00:43:46.920 want me to call you? 1.00

00:43:47.840 Okay, I'll call you that.

00:43:48.960 Yeah, you are a woman. 1.00

00:43:50.460 But it's like you didn't say it correctly enough to prove how woman I am.

00:43:54.680 We need total compliance and anything less, you will be reprimanded, right?

00:43:59.140 Exactly.

00:43:59.700 Total compliance.

00:44:00.480 And it makes you wonder, if this is how the trans allies are treated, if the trans people

00:44:05.080 get power, I'm going into a camp. 0.99

00:44:07.640 Oh, I'm getting beheaded. 0.99

00:44:09.040 I'm getting beheaded. 0.99

00:44:10.320 Line up, face the mass grave ditch. 0.99

00:44:13.900 Yeah.

00:44:14.340 And then I get blown out.

00:44:15.520 Yeah.

00:44:15.760 And the commandant, the warden, will be there and be like, you should have called me a real

00:44:19.600 lady.

00:44:20.020 Yeah.

00:44:20.500 Pull the trigger.

00:44:21.740 All right.

00:44:22.080 Last clip of Cringe.

00:44:23.560 The minimum wage.

00:44:24.860 In California, they have a new rule now, $20 minimum wage for fast food workers.

00:44:29.240 And here's the result.

00:44:31.380 We had walked up and those clothes signs, that was it.

00:44:36.020 20 employees in Lemur were let go today because the owner says he could not afford to pay them

00:44:40.900 with that increase.

00:44:42.360 Now employees are upset, saying they were blindsided when coming into work.

00:44:46.680 Fox 26 reporter Sophia Lesios explains why those employees were in disbelief.

00:44:51.040 Sophia, what a surprise.

00:44:52.480 Yeah, Monty.

00:44:53.300 Former employees tell me that at first they thought it was an April Fool's joke, but that quickly

00:44:58.480 changed when their boss handed them their final check.

00:45:01.700 I was so caught off guard.

00:45:04.840 We had no type of notice, no type of warning even.

00:45:09.580 I mean, the owner had told me happy Easter.

00:45:11.640 Employees at Foster Fries in Lemur say they're now out of a job.

00:45:15.120 We had gotten a text in the group chat that we were shutting down and I completely thought

00:45:19.820 it was an April Fool's joke.

00:45:20.860 Turns out he wasn't the only one.

00:45:22.800 Did you guys think that this was an April Fool's joke?

00:45:25.060 Yes.

00:45:25.580 Yes.

00:45:26.460 Yes.

00:45:27.080 I thought like, you must be joking.

00:45:28.380 You must be playing with me.

00:45:30.440 Yeah.

00:45:31.180 Well.

00:45:31.540 April 1st is a tough day to do it.

00:45:33.860 I'll side with these guys out there.

00:45:35.520 You know when sometimes people, something happens in California and people will say,

00:45:40.320 well, that's what you voted for.

00:45:41.380 That's what you get.

00:45:42.740 Or in New York, same thing.

00:45:44.280 But it's kind of like sometimes sad or in bad taste to do it.

00:45:47.400 Like an old lady gets pushed down onto the subway tracks and it's like, well. 1.00

00:45:50.680 That's what you voted for.

00:45:51.940 It's like, not cool.

00:45:53.020 It's not cool.

00:45:54.380 The Asian guy with the dangling earring. 0.90

00:45:56.420 Yeah.

00:45:56.880 This is what he voted for.

00:45:58.020 He voted for this 100%.

00:45:59.240 Right.

00:45:59.840 He said, oh man, minimum wage has to go up.

00:46:02.360 I can't support myself and a family on whatever I get paid from the milkshake place.

00:46:08.620 We need more money.

00:46:09.760 We need $20 minimum wage. 0.76

00:46:10.960 And they go, okay, no more job.

00:46:12.700 The company's closed and it's over.

00:46:14.400 And it's not an April Fool's joke, buddy, Jason.

00:46:17.080 And exactly.

00:46:17.660 And a lot of times these workers, like the whole idea of increasing minimum wage sounds 0.99

00:46:22.940 good and you have your useful idiots coming out and like cheering for it. 0.97

00:46:26.700 But what is really going to happen is stuff like this where the businesses will close and 1.00

00:46:31.280 then those workers, if the business stays open, will get replaced with AI.

00:46:35.680 Yeah.

00:46:36.120 So they're going to raise the minimum wage, change everything now.

00:46:38.860 And they go, okay, we raised it.

00:46:40.560 And instead of everyone getting more money, it's less people work here and there's two

00:46:44.260 more robot kiosks instead.

00:46:46.040 And there was some discourse on Twitter where In-N-Out Burger was charging just a little

00:46:51.160 bit more.

00:46:52.040 And a lot of leftists were kind of dunking and were saying like, oh, so you're telling

00:46:57.800 me minimum wage went up 35% or whatever it is.

00:47:01.000 I don't remember it off the top of my head.

00:47:02.200 And prices only went up 10%.

00:47:03.720 That's called good policymaking.

00:47:05.580 And like leftists were kind of like bragging that this was good.

00:47:09.260 And we're talking about literally the most popular fast food restaurant in the entire

00:47:13.440 state of California, like with the most money and the biggest coffers and they're a private

00:47:17.440 company, you know, that's In-N-Out.

00:47:19.540 So whereas the small business where this guy's been in business for, you know, 10, 15, 20 years

00:47:24.380 or whatever, it's like, yeah, we're closing up today.

00:47:27.560 One day notice.

00:47:28.560 And then for some reason, Panera Bread is exempted from this.

00:47:33.160 And I think there are dope big donors to Gavin Newsom.

00:47:35.600 So they put a caveat in this that said, if you have a bakery, you don't have to pay this

00:47:40.880 minimum wage.

00:47:41.500 So if you're a restaurant that has a bakery and it's like, who are Gavin Newsom's biggest

00:47:44.740 donors?

00:47:45.140 And it's like, oh, Panera, every Panera has a bakery.

00:47:47.920 So why did that rule get in?

00:47:49.480 So I like that.

00:47:50.220 That's like a Gotham city politics.

00:47:52.220 Exactly. 1.00

00:47:52.740 That's inside baseball shit. 0.99

00:47:54.240 So I mean, while, while this small business owner has to close. 0.99

00:47:57.600 And again, it's like, we've already tightened the hands around the neck of a lot of small

00:48:01.500 business owners during COVID and they barely survived.

00:48:04.140 And now the next step is forcibly raising the minimum wage.

00:48:08.580 So here we are.

00:48:09.680 You got to raise minimum wage.

00:48:11.000 But these people that work there, they probably all went to college.

00:48:14.680 They're probably all in debt.

00:48:16.800 And they, you know, so it's like you have like this whole class of people who feels oppressed.

00:48:21.580 And I was looking at a Chinese donut boy, I think it's Twitter.

00:48:24.980 And he found, he tweeted something about how useless the workers are these days.

00:48:29.960 Can you give that a read? 0.89

00:48:31.380 Until you've hired for a sub 80K job, you have no idea how incompetent people are.

00:48:36.520 90% either no show slash show up late, are disheveled, can't follow simple instructions.

00:48:43.120 Anyone who thinks they can solve wealth inequality is kidding themselves.

00:48:46.400 Average person can barely tie their shoes.

00:48:48.600 That's kind of how I see it too.

00:48:50.380 Yeah.

00:48:50.900 Unfortunately.

00:48:51.420 So competency in America is not trending in the right direction either.

00:48:55.200 It's not like we're getting better.

00:48:56.480 They're removing the gifted programs.

00:48:59.500 They're, you know, everything's going to the lowest common denominator, importing low IQ people. 1.00

00:49:03.820 And it's just like, I don't know where we're going to trend.

00:49:05.800 Hey, GDP's up though.

00:49:07.560 But the quality of life and the content of everyone's character is not trending in the right direction.

00:49:13.240 That is very true.

00:49:14.480 Well, let's move on.

00:49:15.600 Don't get too down or too depressed.

00:49:17.080 It's going to get a little bit worse in Urban Decay.

00:49:19.480 St. Louis Park Public Schools are hiring a superintendent.

00:49:24.440 And look what the requirements are.

00:49:26.440 Yeah.

00:49:26.720 St. Louis Park Public Schools, which is in Minnesota, right?

00:49:29.360 Minnesota, yeah.

00:49:30.680 Is hiring an assistant superintendent with a $200,000 annualized salary.

00:49:34.540 One of the top job requirements.

00:49:36.300 Examining the presence of whiteness. 0.96

00:49:38.200 And it says, seek multiple racial perspectives.

00:49:41.480 Examine the presence and role of, quote, whiteness in systems and structures and are open to feedback regarding their own racial blind spots.

00:49:48.660 And another part says, proactively seeks to create and communicate anti-racist structures and systems to interrupt systems of oppression.

00:49:56.620 Confront presence and role of whiteness. 0.97

00:49:59.620 Wow.

00:50:00.360 That's nothing.

00:50:01.780 That's a whole lot of word salad for nothing.

00:50:03.660 I'll just 200 grand.

00:50:04.600 I'll do that.

00:50:05.300 Yeah.

00:50:05.500 We have to make sure less whiteness. 1.00

00:50:08.580 But also keep in mind.

00:50:09.620 I would love to see a white person get this job. 0.95

00:50:11.540 I hope so. 0.94

00:50:12.940 De-center their own whiteness. 0.79

00:50:14.620 But this is white taxpayer dollars.

00:50:17.180 Of course.

00:50:17.700 Being used against the best interest of white people. 0.51

00:50:20.380 Mm-hmm.

00:50:20.880 Very blatantly.

00:50:21.920 You have to realize where we are, right?

00:50:23.740 Where not only is this not some sort of immediate violation of the Civil Rights Act, someone thought they could type out this description, they could publish this description,

00:50:33.180 and then survive the no or get no pushback of that description, and then just get away with it, right?

00:50:40.680 Mm-hmm.

00:50:40.960 So it's like four steps, four hurdles they have to go past, and they're like, yeah, let's publish it.

00:50:45.700 Boom.

00:50:46.580 They do it.

00:50:47.020 So, I mean, realize where we're at, guys.

00:50:48.700 The white hate is at an all-time high.

00:50:51.880 Very all-time high. 0.95

00:50:52.920 And here's some more white hate here at the Fort Lauderdale Airport at Spirit Airlines. 1.00

00:50:59.020 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:51:06.220 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:51:06.280 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:51:07.420 Oh, shit. 1.00

00:51:20.200 All right. 1.00

00:51:24.060 So that was some people trying to catch they flight.

00:51:26.100 People trying to catch they flight, and they're de-centering whiteness when it comes to airport behavior.

00:51:30.700 Yeah, exactly.

00:51:32.140 And then I saw this on Twitter.

00:51:34.680 It was a picture of a guy who they confirmed was a white supremacist because he had SS sweatshirt on.

00:51:43.060 Yeah.

00:51:43.600 It says, yeah, SS, basically white boy, it says, I guess. 1.00

00:51:48.220 It's like, yeah, it's like white boy summer or something with an SS lightning bolt, and people were posting it like, we got this asshole. 1.00

00:51:55.340 That's the proof of racism, right, that exists. 1.00

00:51:57.600 Yeah.

00:51:58.000 So this guy right here who's buying ginger ale, he's the one holding everyone back.

00:52:03.660 He's the one messing up society.

00:52:05.640 He probably lives in the middle of nowhere.

00:52:07.380 He's like a mechanic.

00:52:08.600 He's wearing pajama pants to the grocery store.

00:52:10.720 He does all the federal hiring in America.

00:52:12.500 I know it might shock you guys, but he does all the federal hiring in America.

00:52:16.060 Yeah, he's in charge of admissions at UPenn.

00:52:18.660 Yeah.

00:52:19.480 Actually, all the Ivies, they roll up to him. 0.77

00:52:22.360 He does the white ones only.

00:52:23.940 Yeah, it's crazy.

00:52:24.720 Yeah, so that's the one holding everyone back.

00:52:26.600 That's the problem in society. 0.93

00:52:27.840 The white supremacists, that's what they look like if you're truly a Nazi or whatever they're saying. 0.98

00:52:34.300 That's the type. 0.82

00:52:35.220 And again, this is a words versus actions thing where it's like he's wearing something.

00:52:39.680 He didn't do anything.

00:52:40.480 He's checking out and buying ginger ale, but actions of other people are actually causing an impact somewhere.

00:52:46.300 Yeah, he checked out and bought the ginger ale.

00:52:48.840 He paid for it. 0.98

00:52:49.580 He had looted it and been like, oh, these white supremacists are ruining our stores. 0.97

00:52:53.240 I'm entitled to this as a white man. 0.98

00:52:55.600 The Schweppes.

00:52:57.340 And then he, yeah, exactly.

00:52:58.900 He was ruining the store. 0.98

00:53:00.140 Then people could go, oh, these white people are ruining the fabric of our society. 1.00

00:53:03.800 Let's go on to the guy who says that black on black crime is a myth. 0.98

00:53:08.760 This is pretty interesting. 0.97

00:53:09.640 You know there was over 200 school shooters in this year all by white people, right? 0.93

00:53:14.460 Committed against white people. 0.98

00:53:16.140 No word of white on white violence. 0.99

00:53:18.380 You hear the word black on black violence to desensitize you when they harm you. 0.99

00:53:23.800 So they allow to kill you, but you're not supposed to get upset because you kill you. 0.99

00:53:28.220 Everybody kill. 0.60

00:53:29.760 People kill where they live in close proximity with. 1.00

00:53:33.740 The Asians do it. 1.00

00:53:34.780 The whites do it. 1.00

00:53:35.900 The Indians do it. 0.59

00:53:36.560 So everyone does it.

00:53:37.540 Yeah. 0.99

00:53:37.700 But it's like, nah, black people are kind of doing it worse than everybody. 1.00

00:53:42.160 And the whole per capita thing, which is hard for some people to understand, we're actually 0.96

00:53:46.180 getting close to not even having a per capita conversation.

00:53:49.460 It's just in general.

00:53:50.700 It's a sheer volume conversation.

00:53:52.080 It's a volume play.

00:53:53.160 It's a volume play at this point.

00:53:55.020 Yeah.

00:53:55.160 And if you were looking, if you were in the KKK, right, and you were looking at like what's

00:54:00.020 going on in society, a KKK person would be mad at white people.

00:54:04.140 He'd be like, oh, you guys aren't killing anybody.

00:54:05.800 Yeah. 1.00

00:54:06.060 And then he would love the black people, the black criminals. 1.00

00:54:09.160 Yeah. 1.00

00:54:09.600 Like, oh, you guys are doing great numbers.

00:54:11.200 Like that's like it's, that's kind of how it would break down.

00:54:14.120 And I think I heard some former KKK guy once on like a social media clip or something say

00:54:19.320 like, man, you know, we don't have to do anything.

00:54:22.020 You can just drive in, drop a crate of guns off in the hood and they'll do it themselves

00:54:26.140 type of thing.

00:54:26.800 And it's like, and also in terms of like the black on black, it's because partially 0.98

00:54:33.040 because black people complain so loudly about like, they're killing us or they're doing 1.00

00:54:37.060 this. 0.99

00:54:37.360 And it's like, well, let's segment by data.

00:54:39.940 And it's like, it's you, it's self-inflicted.

00:54:43.240 Right.

00:54:43.700 And then if you look at interracial murder charts, like Chinese people or Asian people 1.00

00:54:47.900 murdering blacks, whites, and Asians, right. 1.00

00:54:50.760 They all stay within Asians. 1.00

00:54:52.160 White people murder white people for the most part. 1.00

00:54:53.820 The one interracial spike that happens everywhere is blacks to others. 1.00

00:54:58.780 Blacks killing everybody. 1.00

00:55:00.000 Yeah. 1.00

00:55:00.320 Including themselves a lot.

00:55:01.800 And it's just, it's just reality, right?

00:55:03.840 These are like FBI crime statistic tables.

00:55:05.960 It's not, it's not some grand conspiracy.

00:55:08.420 It's just victim, perpetrator, list.

00:55:11.700 Yeah.

00:55:12.040 And this guy makes it seem like, oh, everyone's doing the same amount of killing, but they're 0.96

00:55:16.040 only reporting on the black killing. 0.63

00:55:17.460 It's like, that's not true. 0.99

00:55:19.600 They're under reporting black killing. 0.97

00:55:21.680 Whenever it's a white person who kills a black person, they over report that. 0.93

00:55:24.980 And then when it comes to the numbers of people in jails, they're misrepresenting and labeling 0.99

00:55:29.760 black criminals as white. 0.97

00:55:31.600 Yeah. 0.99

00:55:31.820 So it's like, everything is working in the favor of the public perception of black people.

00:55:36.420 So everything this guy is saying is like completely backwards and it should be backwards and upside

00:55:40.280 down.

00:55:40.620 Yeah.

00:55:40.920 And he's taking this approach, like the words are the problem.

00:55:44.100 And I'm pretty sure Kanye and Jay-Z had a song on watch the throne where it's like people 0.92

00:55:49.160 read murder, black on black murder.

00:55:51.700 So like, are they in on it or something? 0.94

00:55:53.900 I don't, I don't know.

00:55:55.520 They must be.

00:55:56.100 Well, I think people need to call it out within the community and otherwise like, yeah, I probably

00:56:00.480 wouldn't want to hear it from a white guy randomly.

00:56:02.780 Like, oh, you guys really got to fix the problems.

00:56:05.120 You need leaders to emerge from your own communities.

00:56:08.220 Right.

00:56:08.620 And until that happens, I don't think there's ever going to be a slowing down of this.

00:56:12.680 That's smart.

00:56:13.480 And that's true.

00:56:14.440 Here's a myth, a black on black crime myth now at the car show in Florida. 0.92

00:56:32.160 What's he here?

00:56:32.820 You know what?

00:56:33.500 Hold on. 1.00

00:56:34.260 You get the fuck out. 0.99

00:56:35.760 No, no, no. 1.00

00:56:36.720 What's he getting?

00:56:38.620 And then the guy runs him over. 0.97

00:56:44.400 You're talking crazy.

00:56:45.700 And the girl's running up with a gun. 1.00

00:56:48.080 What's she going to do? 0.89

00:56:49.180 Execute him? 1.00

00:56:52.160 There's more whiteness ruining Florida. 1.00

00:56:54.620 Crazy. 0.99

00:56:55.420 It's interesting because you see, like you said, the girl with the gun at the end.

00:56:58.380 She's running in there. 0.99

00:56:59.280 For white people, guns are like a concealed carry type thing that you use in self-defense

00:57:06.320 or in like a last worst case scenario, like a de-escalation.

00:57:10.500 I really don't want to pull this out.

00:57:12.220 But if you force my hand, I will have to defend myself.

00:57:14.700 Right.

00:57:14.940 That's like the proper use of a handgun. 1.00

00:57:17.620 I'm noticing that urban black folks and black criminals, the gun is an accelerator. 1.00

00:57:22.920 It's an offensive escalator weapon where it's like, oh, you're talking shit? 1.00

00:57:27.320 What now? 1.00

00:57:28.460 Let's see who's going to be talking shit after this. 0.99

00:57:30.020 I bet you'll take that back now that I pulled the gun out. 0.99

00:57:32.540 I'm going to show them.

00:57:33.760 Yeah.

00:57:34.360 Nobody takes the high road.

00:57:35.700 Nobody like says, oh, I better de-escalate this.

00:57:39.240 Otherwise, it could get tragic.

00:57:40.780 They're like looking to make it a bigger problem.

00:57:43.240 It's a way to make people shut up.

00:57:44.560 And then also these guys, these are like fully grown adult men who made it to their 40s.

00:57:49.560 And you're going to get into like some sort of, the guy's got a nice car, right?

00:57:53.120 For him, he likes that car.

00:57:55.300 And then you're talking crazy.

00:57:57.000 This guy's got his matching jazz outfit.

00:57:58.440 These are older guys who are getting into some like, what?

00:58:01.720 High level violence for no reason.

00:58:03.440 Throw their whole life away for this Tuesday night in Miami.

00:58:07.400 You made it this far.

00:58:08.580 And then like a little argument is going to ruin your life.

00:58:11.000 So I don't even know. 0.83

00:58:12.240 Crazy.

00:58:12.600 Well, let's go to our second to last.

00:58:15.680 We have more actually, but there's the whole crew high.

00:58:18.800 Oh, yeah. 0.84

00:58:19.480 This is some more whiteness ruining America, I guess. 0.98

00:58:23.160 Not these niggas, not everybody high. 1.00

00:58:26.500 Not everybody high.

00:58:33.440 I don't know where you go.

00:58:34.660 Well, yeah, there you go.

00:58:36.520 You know, there's an argument to be made that these fentanyl guys are better than the crystal meth guys.

00:58:40.880 They don't get as high strung and tweaked out, but the end result is still stealing to feed their drug addiction.

00:58:46.860 That's true.

00:58:47.700 Yeah, exactly.

00:58:48.400 And then moving on to our final page of Urban Decay, there was a crash and killed while twerking story.

00:58:55.800 I guess it was in Miami.

00:58:56.820 Is that correct?

00:58:57.340 No, this was in England.

00:58:59.220 Oh.

00:58:59.960 Yeah.

00:59:00.400 So it was in England, I believe.

00:59:03.260 And the title says a young driver killed two passengers who were filmed twerking in the back of her Mini Cooper before it crashed.

00:59:10.560 So this girl was driving a Mini Cooper, picked up two friends from the club, and they were driving and posting videos.

00:59:18.740 One of the guys was working at the nightclub.

00:59:21.740 Mr. Sabide told police Jamaican music had been playing, and he had taken a video of the two passengers twerking in the back just before the collision.

00:59:28.840 CCTV showed the Mini Cooper traveling at 62 miles per hour before its wheels started to grind against the raised curbstones on Latchmere Road, and the car overturned.

00:59:39.260 The defendant told the witness at the scene, don't call the police or ambulance.

00:59:42.420 I'll get arrested.

00:59:43.560 She then claimed to a police officer the incident was a hit and run.

00:59:47.280 So people are like choking on their own blood after just twerking, and don't call the police, don't call the paramedics, right?

00:59:53.000 Smart.

00:59:54.440 And then also, a little caveat from the article, the defendant asserts that she was not above the legal limit for alcohol in the blood at the time of the collision because in a panic after the collision, she drank from a bottle of alcohol that the passengers in her car had been drinking from.

01:00:09.600 The old, oh, I drank after I flipped the car and killed two people.

01:00:12.920 Yeah, you flip the car, the cops are on the way, you have a quick drink to kind of cool your nerves.

01:00:16.980 So I would say this might be the first twerking death that we've seen, twerking distracted related deaths that we've seen.

01:00:24.560 I'm sure people have died from-

01:00:25.840 But I think there's been a stray bullet or two that's got to work.

01:00:28.080 Twerking related incidents for sure.

01:00:30.320 So just fascinating headline, and this person, I mean, I don't know what's going to happen, but probably be let off sooner than someone who posts a mean or racist Facebook meme.

01:00:40.140 Yeah, let's keep an eye on that. 0.84

01:00:41.980 I think that person will be let off or get a joke punishment because they're black. 1.00

01:00:47.140 Yeah. 1.00

01:00:47.540 There's too many black people in jail. 1.00

01:00:48.980 And it's like, well, you flipped your car while drunk driving and twerking and you killed people and you lied to the police, said it was a hit and run. 0.99

01:00:58.560 Maybe you get locked up for a little bit.

01:00:59.980 I think you probably should.

01:01:01.360 I don't know.

01:01:01.920 Remember we were talking about enhancements last episode?

01:01:04.240 Enhance, enhance, enhance.

01:01:05.900 Twerking?

01:01:06.980 That's an enhancement.

01:01:08.080 Yeah.

01:01:08.300 Well, let's move on to a taxpayer getting ripped off section.

01:01:12.400 Yeah.

01:01:13.220 This is someone who's swapping EBT for discounted cash.

01:01:18.500 I'm about to buy all these groceries.

01:01:21.080 It's the worst groceries you've ever seen.

01:01:22.760 The EBT.

01:01:23.080 Sunny D and Gushers.

01:01:24.200 They're about to give it.

01:01:26.260 And I'm going to give them some cash for it.

01:01:28.540 We're about to flip it.

01:01:30.340 How much is on there?

01:01:32.040 $483.

01:01:33.440 $483?

01:01:34.180 Hell yeah. 0.95

01:01:35.300 You damn right. 1.00

01:01:36.580 Fuck yeah. 1.00

01:01:37.020 We got ourselves a deal. 1.00

01:01:40.560 Hell.

01:01:41.720 So you get a discount. 0.99

01:01:43.120 Two visible opiate addicts tweaking in the grocery store and their government funded EBT card is going to buy all those shitty groceries for you. 0.99

01:01:52.660 And it's only going to cost you $200. 0.96

01:01:54.900 So who wins? 0.85

01:01:56.400 The druggie, the guy buying shitty groceries, and who loses? 0.96

01:02:00.260 The U.S. taxpayer, right? 0.97

01:02:01.800 Yeah, exactly.

01:02:02.840 And then for this, this cashier is watching the negotiation with visible drug addicts happen to rip off the taxpayer for EBT.

01:02:12.280 And you know how like teachers in schools, they're mandatory reporters.

01:02:16.860 If a kid has like a bruise or something?

01:02:18.160 Yeah.

01:02:18.420 If you see signs of child abuse, you have to report that to someone higher up and then an investigation will start.

01:02:25.140 I think the cashiers for EBTs need to be mandatory reporters when they see a clear drug transaction, right?

01:02:31.400 Wow.

01:02:31.740 So that's what's going on.

01:02:32.640 Taxpayer dollars pay for those services, EBT.

01:02:36.440 And I'm sure this is happening every day, every city in America.

01:02:40.920 And you know how we're at the peak of like illegal immigration?

01:02:43.460 We're at the peak of like urban decay. 0.98

01:02:45.640 We're really at the peak of the American taxpayer just being fucking hosed. 0.95

01:02:50.920 Like the worst value proposition that there's ever been is right now. 0.99

01:02:55.500 Druggies, illegals, no roads, no new like massive super projects.

01:03:00.300 And taxes are high right now too.

01:03:01.900 Of course.

01:03:02.240 Like the amount of tax bang for your buck for like what the average citizen gets for how much they pay.

01:03:08.860 It just goes to Ukraine. 1.00

01:03:10.820 It goes to all these stupid countries. 1.00

01:03:12.220 And then it goes to these street rats and illegals. 1.00

01:03:14.500 And then you're proper fucked. 1.00

01:03:15.640 I know. 0.99

01:03:16.240 And then your property taxes that go to like that are supposed to go to the local school system.

01:03:21.180 Well, the local school system, we're getting rid of the gifted program.

01:03:23.920 We're, you know, we're busting in new students and we have to teach English as a second language now.

01:03:28.520 And it's all these ruined things.

01:03:30.360 So the taxpayer is really getting hosed.

01:03:32.640 Don't get too down or too depressed.

01:03:34.060 The bomb's going off on April 8th.

01:03:35.960 Yeah.

01:03:36.180 We have to say our goodbyes at Uplifting Gold.

01:03:38.600 We have one more clip from Urban.

01:03:40.400 Okay.

01:03:40.820 The formula thief.

01:03:42.380 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:03:43.540 Look at this guy.

01:03:44.240 So this is, I mean, from Mimetic Sisyphus slash our, a thing we've done before on the show, which is show this sign.

01:03:53.240 Baby formula has been relocated to the customer service desk.

01:03:56.220 Please see customer service and we'd be happy to help.

01:03:58.200 And then this trans person goes, literally a store in my city today.

01:04:01.600 Like, oh man, the humanity, like leftists see this and think, I don't know, a single mother has a lone tear streamed down her face and she had to steal, right?

01:04:10.480 For, to feed her baby.

01:04:11.960 Here's what's really going on though.

01:04:13.800 Stolen from Walmart worth $1,291 of baby formula.

01:04:17.540 There it is.

01:04:22.160 I copy, thank you.

01:04:29.840 Okay.

01:04:33.280 I think you're going to need more cart.

01:04:35.040 So three carts full and it says, in Jesus name, help single dad have three kids, blessings or something. 0.74

01:04:44.160 Blessed day.

01:04:45.360 So yeah, the Democrats will say this is some sort of cheaper by the dozen situation.

01:04:50.620 The Steve Martin movie.

01:04:52.360 It's a movie and then the wife brought in six kids and my dad brought in six kids and then it's a rom-com now.

01:04:58.040 They lost their job standing up for the illegal immigrants saying, you take my job instead. 0.94

01:05:02.780 And this actually says it's worth over $5,000 of baby formula trying to be stolen in one go.

01:05:08.940 And yeah, leftists be like, yeah, the kids.

01:05:11.700 Yeah.

01:05:12.020 They're flipping it. 0.99

01:05:12.780 They're, they're taking easily flippable shit and make, turning it into cash for what? 0.99

01:05:18.660 Drugs, rent, whatever. 0.99

01:05:20.800 No, they don't pay rent. 0.94

01:05:21.800 This guy's a squatter.

01:05:22.820 You know, there's, there's some guy who's doing it all.

01:05:24.880 He steals baby formula.

01:05:26.040 He's squatting in a house. 0.62

01:05:27.360 He's an illegal Venezuelan, you know? 1.00

01:05:29.260 Like there's one guy who's really hitting the cycle.

01:05:32.240 Yeah.

01:05:32.660 They can kind of like write a book about like, you can come to America.

01:05:35.420 It's like, yeah, you can come to America and have it your way.

01:05:38.260 How to hose America, right? 0.56

01:05:39.920 Yeah.

01:05:40.220 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:05:41.660 Moving on to uplifting gold.

01:05:43.200 We have some good uplifting stuff.

01:05:45.260 Our first story in uplifting gold, the Devils versus the Rangers.

01:05:50.100 New York hockey is back.

01:05:51.900 I don't even know if it was over.

01:05:53.120 Is it hockey season?

01:05:54.260 Yeah.

01:05:54.440 But they played against each other.

01:05:56.600 Obviously, it's a rival game.

01:05:58.040 Stanley Cup's usually in June, I think.

01:05:59.720 Okay.

01:06:00.180 So it's hockey season.

01:06:02.040 New Jersey Devils versus New York Rangers.

01:06:04.200 Obviously, a grudge match, a competitive match.

01:06:08.640 First things first.

01:06:10.040 Go Devils. 1.00

01:06:11.200 David Putty shit. 1.00

01:06:12.320 Yeah. 1.00

01:06:12.720 First things first.

01:06:13.740 Before the thing even started, a five-on-five fight.

01:06:17.080 Yeah.

01:06:17.460 They barely dropped the puck and everybody immediately drops gloves.

01:06:20.840 Everyone's got gloves off and it's a fight.

01:06:22.980 Love to see it.

01:06:23.880 That's Americana.

01:06:24.740 You'd think that's the kind of thing they would stop doing or make illegal.

01:06:28.620 But five-on-five fight right away.

01:06:31.860 The goalies are fighting.

01:06:33.100 There was only four reps.

01:06:33.660 The goalie tried to drop his gloves, but I don't think anybody challenged him.

01:06:36.740 And then the coaches were jawing at each other.

01:06:38.740 This is like just a pure grudge match.

01:06:40.980 Brutal.

01:06:41.600 Love to see it.

01:06:42.440 Yeah.

01:06:42.840 Love to see.

01:06:43.620 That's uplifting.

01:06:44.320 They want to take that away, I think.

01:06:45.780 They do.

01:06:46.260 They're looking to take that away. 0.90

01:06:47.340 Especially since it's all white boys. 1.00

01:06:48.700 Oh, yeah.

01:06:49.340 So that's good to see.

01:06:51.420 Still America at some places in the country.

01:06:54.740 Our next clip is this kid on the exercise equipment.

01:06:58.280 Okay.

01:06:58.600 We share all the memes about how children are weak and can't do what we used to do.

01:07:02.840 This thing, literally, you're supposed to run up this ramp, jump, grab, and hang.

01:07:08.120 This is the ramp.

01:07:14.400 That feeling of landing directly on your back and you go.

01:07:18.760 And look at his arms.

01:07:20.120 This is how you do double snapped arms too.

01:07:22.560 Hey, if you're going to fall, make sure you tuck the arms.

01:07:24.560 This is how you do this, boys.

01:07:25.060 Yeah.

01:07:25.480 Well, that's good playground stuff.

01:07:27.040 I like to see the kids getting hurt on the playground in a not so bad way.

01:07:31.540 Have you ever...

01:07:32.140 Dude, I remember one time when I was a kid, I had the air knocked out of me so bad that

01:07:36.320 I couldn't breathe for like...

01:07:37.600 It felt like a minute and I thought I was going to die.

01:07:40.380 Every kid needs to go through that.

01:07:41.860 Yeah.

01:07:42.220 It's called the ringer.

01:07:43.300 I had that once too.

01:07:44.760 I was in seventh grade, my first time doing seventh grade.

01:07:48.260 I did seventh grade twice.

01:07:50.740 He admits it.

01:07:51.560 It's a little hack.

01:07:52.580 It helps you get bigger for football.

01:07:54.320 No, I wish my parents did that with me.

01:07:55.880 It's a good thing to do.

01:07:56.780 If you have like a football playing kid, you hold them back a year, especially if their

01:08:00.060 birthday, like my birthday was the end of the summer.

01:08:01.900 So I could have been like a younger kid in one grade or an older kid in the other.

01:08:05.340 And that's what I was.

01:08:05.980 I was young for my grade.

01:08:07.540 I'm a June birthday.

01:08:08.720 Yeah.

01:08:09.060 So I'm end of August.

01:08:10.980 So I, my first time doing seventh grade.

01:08:13.660 So when I was a young kid.

01:08:14.960 That sentence is so good.

01:08:16.440 I wasn't playing on... 0.99

01:08:17.280 Just admit you wore a helmet and you were kind of retarded. 1.00

01:08:19.700 I was a little retarded. 0.87

01:08:21.480 I did wear a helmet, but that was because like I would hit it against the window on the bus.

01:08:25.740 Yeah.

01:08:26.060 I didn't want to get bruises.

01:08:27.280 The loud sounds, the loud noises bothered me.

01:08:30.020 And then I was, so it was my first time doing seventh grade and I was playing on the eighth

01:08:33.540 grade team because I was fat.

01:08:36.740 The story is like the perfect.

01:08:38.700 So I was like young for my grade, but big.

01:08:41.120 So I was playing on the eighth grade team and I got crack back blocked against Carl Place

01:08:45.080 and I never got hit like that.

01:08:47.820 It was like the one time in my life I've ever really been like fully decleted.

01:08:51.880 Yeah.

01:08:52.280 And I got the wind knocked out of me.

01:08:53.960 I went to the sidelines, got the wind back and I was like, thought I was done.

01:08:58.300 And then my coach goes, you ready to go back in?

01:09:00.620 And I just said, no.

01:09:02.420 Wow.

01:09:03.940 I know.

01:09:04.600 It was at the end of the game.

01:09:05.400 It was the fourth quarter.

01:09:06.240 There was like five minutes left.

01:09:07.400 And I just said, I just said, no.

01:09:09.260 Hey.

01:09:09.520 And that was bad.

01:09:10.420 Hey, that was bad.

01:09:11.360 That's big of you to admit that on camera.

01:09:13.240 My second time in seventh grade.

01:09:15.300 My first time in seventh grade.

01:09:15.660 Oh, yeah.

01:09:16.160 The first time I did.

01:09:17.300 Young and big.

01:09:18.560 The first time in seventh grade, I was too fat to be on the seventh grade team.

01:09:21.960 I'm on the eighth grade team.

01:09:23.140 And I quit.

01:09:23.920 So I'm young against older kids.

01:09:25.960 And yeah.

01:09:27.020 Oh, that's such a bad story.

01:09:28.600 I got laid out.

01:09:29.160 It was bad.

01:09:30.100 Yeah.

01:09:30.840 I got not laid out, but one time against Harvard, we threw a pick and I went to go tackle the

01:09:37.540 guy and some other guy kind of blindsided me.

01:09:39.520 And I fell down.

01:09:40.860 That was the only two times I've ever been defeated by another man.

01:09:45.360 All right.

01:09:45.880 Hey, we've all had those moments, right?

01:09:49.300 Yeah.

01:09:49.580 Yeah.

01:09:49.780 Yeah.

01:09:50.000 It's Americana.

01:09:50.820 All right.

01:09:51.180 Little kid versus the bug.

01:09:53.220 Yeah.

01:09:53.580 This kid.

01:09:54.740 Come on, Spoon. 1.00

01:09:55.900 I need you.

01:09:58.000 Hurry up.

01:09:58.700 Come on.

01:09:59.420 He the man of the house.

01:10:00.300 I need you.

01:10:01.240 I got you.

01:10:02.040 You got me.

01:10:02.800 I like this guy.

01:10:03.360 I need you to take care of that problem right there.

01:10:05.680 It's who be it.

01:10:07.060 It's who be it.

01:10:07.800 You going to hit it?

01:10:09.940 Get back.

01:10:10.420 Get back.

01:10:10.920 Get back.

01:10:11.340 Okay.

01:10:12.020 Don't miss it.

01:10:12.800 Y'all get back.

01:10:14.020 Hurry up before he jumped.

01:10:16.720 He that leg moving.

01:10:17.860 I see it.

01:10:18.340 You see that leg moving?

01:10:19.660 Yes, ma'am. 0.99

01:10:21.680 I'm going to hit you like this. 0.99

01:10:23.940 Handle it like a man, Spoon. 0.99

01:10:25.300 You got these.

01:10:27.000 I got it.

01:10:28.580 What are you doing?

01:10:31.220 Not even close.

01:10:33.080 Chucks it and runs.

01:10:34.720 That chuck and run is uplifting gold, but man, the language they're using.

01:10:39.040 And then what's his name?

01:10:40.100 Spoonie?

01:10:40.720 Or something that's kind of like a...

01:10:42.520 Something I never heard of.

01:10:44.680 It's teetering almost out of uplifting gold for me.

01:10:47.100 Yeah.

01:10:47.440 Last clip, geese in the sky.

01:10:51.240 This lady's watching. 1.00

01:10:53.080 We can't show the music because it's some copyright song, but it's some old lady laying down.

01:10:56.800 And look at all those geese. 0.99

01:10:59.060 That's like air traffic control shit. 1.00

01:11:01.000 And they're migrating. 1.00

01:11:02.020 Snow geese migration.

01:11:03.960 Look at that.

01:11:04.740 All over the sky.

01:11:05.820 Isn't that nice?

01:11:06.460 How do they know who their buddies are?

01:11:07.880 How do they know who their flock and pack is?

01:11:10.320 They vibe it.

01:11:11.340 It's all in their DNA.

01:11:12.700 Yeah, that's crazy.

01:11:13.500 They're programmed.

01:11:14.680 It's pretty good.

01:11:15.440 Yeah.

01:11:16.180 Well, that's the end of our Uplifting Gold.

01:11:18.160 It is Friday, so we have a pretty, I mean...

01:11:21.960 Pretty substantial shout-out session?

01:11:23.640 Substantial shout-out session.

01:11:25.820 Let's get to it.

01:11:27.720 First things first.

01:11:28.840 Happy birthday to Alessa on April 3rd.

01:11:32.180 Happy birthday.

01:11:32.680 Her and her dad, Cody, are big show watchers and supporters. 0.99

01:11:36.460 And me and her dad talk about shit coins together sometimes. 0.99

01:11:39.180 Really? 0.98

01:11:39.520 So yeah, good guy, good family, show watchers, very grateful.

01:11:43.160 So happy birthday on March 30th to Alex.

01:11:47.080 We missed that one because we didn't have a show last Friday.

01:11:50.960 He got a bonus land membership from his girlfriend.

01:11:52.860 Very nice.

01:11:53.780 Happy birthday to Jenny Allen on April 2nd.

01:11:57.880 Happy birthday, Jenny Allen.

01:11:59.080 Her and her husband are big show watchers.

01:12:01.420 Her husband's Brandon Allen.

01:12:03.300 Oh, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:12:04.020 Filthy power is his Instagram.

01:12:06.220 The guy benches, I think, like 600 pounds.

01:12:08.520 Yeah.

01:12:08.860 Pretty good.

01:12:09.620 Pretty massive.

01:12:10.680 Yeah.

01:12:10.940 Nice work.

01:12:11.460 Very nice work.

01:12:12.400 We are very happy to have you on our side.

01:12:15.660 You'll show up when we need you, right?

01:12:17.520 For the fight?

01:12:18.240 Yeah, we'll need you for the fight soon. 0.99

01:12:19.960 You need to follow me around so I can talk shit to people in person. 0.98

01:12:23.380 Happy birthday to Matt on April 6th. 0.99

01:12:26.080 He and his wife, Janine, watch on separate phones.

01:12:29.260 And they pretend they didn't.

01:12:31.200 And then they watched it together later.

01:12:32.880 So I'm getting three views out of two people.

01:12:34.780 That's juiced.

01:12:35.640 Yeah.

01:12:36.300 And they also just had a four-year-old, or they have a four-year-old baby.

01:12:42.060 And the baby cries when I talk, but not when Richard Rap Boy talks.

01:12:46.720 Interesting.

01:12:47.320 So I'm a baby soother.

01:12:48.800 Thank you.

01:12:49.660 Happy six-year anniversary to Lauren and Jake on April 5th.

01:12:53.480 Six years.

01:12:55.300 And they're boyfriend and girlfriend.

01:12:56.420 Jake, wrap it up.

01:13:00.180 It's time, Jake.

01:13:01.200 Go ahead, Jake.

01:13:01.920 Just pull it. 0.95

01:13:02.880 Jake, pull the trigger. 0.96

01:13:03.720 You know you got a good one. 0.92

01:13:04.800 Go get a ring. 0.75

01:13:05.500 Go get a ring. 0.75

01:13:06.180 Go do it.

01:13:06.980 She'll be happy with whatever. 0.54

01:13:08.520 It's time to pull the trigger.

01:13:09.620 Yep.

01:13:09.820 Happy birthday to Adam Ryman, OG Flecka supporter.

01:13:13.740 Love you, dog.

01:13:15.020 That's an easy one.

01:13:16.780 And then happy birthday to Jeff Brown.

01:13:19.000 That was on March 24th, but we missed it.

01:13:21.720 We're not going to forget you.

01:13:23.460 Happy birthday, Jeff Brown.

01:13:24.980 It's a good name.

01:13:25.620 That is a good American name.

01:13:27.280 Happy birthday to Jamie on April 7th.

01:13:30.800 She's the one who sent us all the Rob stuff, the AI Rob.

01:13:33.400 Oh, that's a good.

01:13:34.420 She's a top tier.

01:13:35.240 She's great.

01:13:36.100 She's constantly repping the show, constantly posting it to her story.

01:13:39.620 Doesn't go on notice, Jamie.

01:13:41.100 Thank you very much.

01:13:41.940 We love you.

01:13:42.620 I sent you a t-shirt.

01:13:43.980 It's coming.

01:13:44.580 It should be there now or in the next few days.

01:13:47.320 Happy birthday to Grace L.

01:13:48.880 Huge show watcher.

01:13:50.200 March 30th was her birthday.

01:13:52.140 It was last week.

01:13:53.400 You are the best.

01:13:54.320 We are big fans of yours, and we really appreciate you supporting.

01:13:57.840 We noticed, Grace.

01:13:58.740 Thank you.

01:13:59.560 Happy birthday to Palmer Wood.

01:14:01.620 That's a good name, too.

01:14:02.620 That's a good name, too.

01:14:03.420 On March, I almost said 36th.

01:14:07.280 But I knew that didn't make sense.

01:14:09.040 There you go.

01:14:09.480 You caught it.

01:14:10.120 I got context clues.

01:14:11.780 March 26th, he and his wife just had a baby on the 22nd, so a new subscriber just dropped.

01:14:16.580 Nice.

01:14:16.900 We're going to get more views now that that family of two is a family of three.

01:14:21.080 Smart.

01:14:21.520 It's exciting.

01:14:22.320 And then this might be, this might be, this is the most important one.

01:14:26.420 Uh-oh.

01:14:26.860 Happy 25th anniversary to Kendra and Bill.

01:14:32.220 Kendra.

01:14:32.580 You know Kendra.

01:14:33.320 Of course.

01:14:33.820 She's in the rat chat. 0.72

01:14:34.800 She's a huge supporter of ours, constantly sending us little gifts and Venmos.

01:14:38.280 She sent me Venmo to get my hair cut.

01:14:39.960 I got my hair cut.

01:14:40.940 There you go, Kendra.

01:14:42.320 They botched it.

01:14:42.940 They botched my hair cut a little bit.

01:14:45.340 I had a straight guy cut my hair, so sorry, Kendra.

01:14:48.080 But Kendra and her whole family are huge show watchers, constantly posting to their story,

01:14:54.460 constantly supporting us in so many different ways.

01:14:57.840 We love you.

01:14:59.240 Thank you.

01:15:00.180 Happy 25th anniversary to you and Bill.

01:15:02.040 And they even left us a video of Kendra giving Bill their 25th anniversary card.

01:15:09.300 Okay.

01:15:09.900 Let's let it play.

01:15:11.800 Go ahead.

01:15:12.940 Read it.

01:15:13.780 You and your love make my life better in every way.

01:15:20.100 Because words are just words until action actually starts, and actions speak louder

01:15:25.620 than words, but at the same time, words speak louder than actions, because sometimes it's

01:15:30.760 the right thing to do.

01:15:32.580 Very cool.

01:15:32.920 Like us tots, the podcast prank, the best new podcast of all time.

01:15:38.740 We're getting podcasts, Vince.

01:15:41.280 In the anniversary card.

01:15:42.920 25-year anniversary cards.

01:15:45.060 That's how you know they're major show watchers and supporters.

01:15:48.560 Yeah.

01:15:48.680 So we are very grateful.

01:15:49.900 Kendra, you and Bill, congratulations on 25 years.

01:15:52.420 You're a great couple.

01:15:53.480 We had a little drywall shout out here. 0.93

01:15:56.760 Very cool.

01:15:57.420 Love to see it.

01:15:58.200 We got someone watching the show on a bullet train.

01:16:03.680 Yeah.

01:16:03.860 The Japanese bullet train.

01:16:05.420 That's our first rep there.

01:16:07.760 Yeah.

01:16:08.200 That's good.

01:16:09.340 And then last but not least, we found an AI song for the show.

01:16:13.640 No, we didn't find it.

01:16:14.360 This was sent to me by Blake on Instagram.

01:16:16.700 Yeah.

01:16:17.020 Richard found it.

01:16:17.840 Blake sent it to him.

01:16:18.800 Blake's very talented.

01:16:19.740 Made this cool AI song.

01:16:21.420 So we're going to play this out for our outro.

01:16:24.480 Thank you guys for watching.

01:16:25.800 Like, share, subscribe.

01:16:26.480 All the good stuff.

01:16:27.260 30-minute bonus land dropping now on FluckusTalks.com.

01:16:30.340 Come join us.

01:16:31.620 Thank you for watching.

01:16:32.580 Have a nice weekend.

01:16:33.840 We'll see you on Tuesday.

01:16:34.880 Words are just words and a lecture actually starts.

01:16:42.440 And actions speak louder than words but at the same time.

01:16:48.540 Words speak louder than action.

01:16:50.980 Because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

01:16:56.900 Or at the same time.

01:16:58.960 Words speak louder than actions.

01:17:01.840 Because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

01:17:06.420 Do.

01:17:12.800 Do.

01:17:20.980 Do.

01:17:29.780 Do.

01:17:29.920 Do.

01:17:30.080 Do.

01:17:30.780 Do.

01:17:30.960 Do.

01:17:31.840 Do.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - April 05, 2024

DEATH BY TWERKING

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