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00:00:46.400 Welcome back to Flack of Socks, the podcast episode 147. 0.53

00:00:50.120 Today on the show, chemicals in the water are making men gay, 0.73

00:00:54.280 and we finally have the proof.

00:00:56.320 Then the NYPD is shaking things up in a big way.

00:00:59.440 But will it help reduce crime?

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00:01:02.320 Then after that, we have a make a wish section that you're not going to want to miss in cringe

00:01:07.680 of the week.

00:01:08.480 And last but not least, Admiral Levine is proof we're on the wrong timeline.

00:01:12.880 But how do we get back on the right one?

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00:04:03.400 First clip is first.

00:04:04.840 Unhinged Stephen Colbert.

00:04:06.680 You guys know Stephen Colbert, the smart guy from the TV a few years ago?

00:04:10.160 Yeah.

00:04:10.380 Smart, funny guy, right?

00:04:11.560 Yeah.

00:04:11.800 Well, he lost his beans.

00:04:13.120 I know, I know how numb we've become, but it's not normal.

00:04:19.840 No other candidate for the presidency has ever had to pause his campaign to defend himself

00:04:23.560 in multiple courts.

00:04:24.920 And I would like to point out that in all seven of his cases, no one, no one doubts that he

00:04:29.760 did these things.

00:04:30.940 We're just sitting around patiently waiting to find out if the wheels of justice will

00:04:34.340 grind fast enough for there to be any consequences.

00:04:36.880 And the media is covering it like it's any other political story, like it's all horse race.

00:04:41.500 Wow.

00:04:41.940 So the, you know, the boy who cried wolf.

00:04:44.860 Yeah.

00:04:45.220 Oh, very familiar.

00:04:46.380 Yeah.

00:04:46.600 So he's been crying wolf every day, Monday through Friday from 11 to midnight.

00:04:51.060 Yeah.

00:04:51.280 11 PM starts up and it's the boy, the man who cried wolf on late night TV, the man who is

00:04:57.000 constantly crying wolf.

00:04:58.280 But then this time it's really important and no one's believing.

00:05:01.260 He took his glasses off.

00:05:02.500 Why is nobody hearing me?

00:05:03.880 I'm still like, you guys aren't taking me seriously, bro.

00:05:07.320 We haven't taken you seriously since 30 crises ago.

00:05:10.580 Yeah.

00:05:10.940 Like the Russia collusion thing.

00:05:13.300 You ran out of steam then.

00:05:14.600 And you think you have the cachet now to say, no, this time it's really serious.

00:05:18.460 Yeah, exactly. 0.97

00:05:19.060 His only hope is like strap a bomb to his chest and go, I'm going to blow this place unless 0.99

00:05:23.360 you guys listen to how important this is. 0.94

00:05:25.200 He's going to do the Billy Madison business ethics is.

00:05:29.280 He kicks the mic over.

00:05:31.900 So these guys are losing it.

00:05:33.700 They have no credibility.

00:05:34.800 It's the man who cried wolf Monday through Friday every night.

00:05:37.720 And John Oliver, right before we walked in, we saw John Oliver offering Clarence Thomas

00:05:43.800 a million dollars a year to retire, which is like a felony bribing a federal agent.

00:05:49.660 The Supreme Court justice.

00:05:50.700 It's like the highest one.

00:05:52.360 Yeah.

00:05:53.100 Hopefully he has the, it's a bit protection.

00:05:56.040 Yeah.

00:05:56.180 He's just kidding.

00:05:56.840 Well, actually we need John Oliver to have that protection so that we have that protection

00:06:01.080 too.

00:06:01.680 Yeah.

00:06:01.960 So actually it's not a federal bribe.

00:06:04.500 He was, it's a bit.

00:06:05.380 Yeah.

00:06:05.620 That's just why we can't get deleted, but exactly.

00:06:07.880 But these late night guys, man, it's so manic and desperate.

00:06:11.220 And I used to think that, uh, he didn't really believe it and he would just get up there and

00:06:16.640 say whatever for 20 mil a year, you know, but now this is kind of like, he's taking it

00:06:21.320 personal.

00:06:22.180 Yeah.

00:06:22.560 He's starting to believe he's kind of like a Keith Oberson.

00:06:25.500 Is that his name?

00:06:26.300 Olbermann.

00:06:26.880 Yeah.

00:06:27.000 Keith Olbermann.

00:06:28.120 Yeah.

00:06:28.400 He's like that.

00:06:29.240 And also keep in mind, he doesn't have the same, uh, checks and balances like we have.

00:06:34.200 Richard Rappoy and I have a thing where if we say code R-E-D, I'm not even going to say

00:06:38.600 it, but if we say code R-E-D, that means it's like, it's on worst case scenario.

00:06:43.580 Someone's in the house with a gun.

00:06:44.840 Someone's trying to get us.

00:06:46.120 The cops are here.

00:06:47.040 Whatever it is, code R-E-D, something that we never say.

00:06:50.360 If you ever say it, you know, okay, bits aside, something's going on.

00:06:54.420 He doesn't have that clearly.

00:06:56.300 Yeah.

00:06:56.620 No governor.

00:06:57.460 He has no governor.

00:06:58.420 He needs something like that.

00:06:59.940 So when he goes, hey guys, code red, it's going down with Trump.

00:07:03.720 People can go, oh man, this is serious.

00:07:05.400 He's never said that before, but he doesn't have that privilege like we do.

00:07:08.040 Yeah.

00:07:08.220 Safe to say we have a better show than Stephen Colbert.

00:07:11.440 I think so.

00:07:12.240 And who's, who's he yelling at here?

00:07:14.320 It's like whoever is from the Midwest who came in to see the show, who's in New York that

00:07:19.180 day.

00:07:19.560 Yeah.

00:07:19.920 You know?

00:07:20.280 And then he's just yelling into the camera and like to some Midwesterners who are like

00:07:23.840 politically neutral.

00:07:24.720 And it's like, all right, Stephen, I thought this was going to be a little different.

00:07:28.160 Yeah.

00:07:28.520 Take out that live studio audience with the automatic laughs and see how much these bits land.

00:07:33.480 Yeah.

00:07:33.620 All right.

00:07:34.240 Another Colbert type, another regime muppet, as I call him, Letitia James.

00:07:38.560 Is that her name?

00:07:39.140 Yeah.

00:07:39.420 Letitia.

00:07:39.780 Listen to what she said about Trump and all the court cases he's going through now.

00:07:43.640 Donald Trump may have authored the art of the deal, but he perfected the art of the

00:07:49.380 steel.

00:07:50.660 This long running fraud was intentional, egregious, illegal.

00:07:56.400 And he did it all of this.

00:07:58.280 He did all of this with the help of the other defendants.

00:08:01.160 His two adult sons and senior executives at the Trump organization.

00:08:06.460 She thinks she's smart.

00:08:07.880 Like she's on an NBC show.

00:08:09.640 She thinks she's on how to get away with murder. 0.97

00:08:11.960 She's standing on business like an empire.

00:08:13.960 She's Shonda Rhimes.

00:08:15.640 She's Shonda Rhimes.

00:08:17.040 This is like that black show on HBO, Power. 0.81

00:08:20.740 And that's the thing.

00:08:22.520 It's like these legal cases are won by like an absolute grunt lawyer going through a thousand

00:08:27.460 documents and finding like one key word.

00:08:30.040 And she's just like, nah, let me give the speech at the end.

00:08:32.700 Trump, the bad guy.

00:08:33.900 We about to find out how bad he real.

00:08:35.620 It's like, isn't the case not over yet?

00:08:37.380 You're here to say he's guilty.

00:08:38.720 Like, isn't that the whole point of going to trial?

00:08:41.040 Very theatrical.

00:08:42.060 Very like attempting to be Netflix instead of like caring about the facts or here's how

00:08:48.540 we caught him.

00:08:49.720 Yeah, exactly.

00:08:50.500 And she thinks she's smart, but she's actually facilitating one of like the biggest miscarriages

00:08:55.120 of justice in our country's history.

00:08:57.240 But she thinks it's right to do because any pushback she's getting is only because they 0.84

00:09:01.160 don't like to see a black woman in power. 1.00

00:09:03.220 So any pushback where it's like, hey, this isn't constitutional. 0.81

00:09:06.160 The country had like hundreds of years of pretty sound judicial systems.

00:09:10.040 And we do this.

00:09:11.180 It would kind of throw a wrench in the whole operation.

00:09:13.220 Yeah, this is unprecedented.

00:09:14.540 It's never happened before. 0.98

00:09:15.660 And it's like, they just don't want to see a black woman on top. 1.00

00:09:18.380 Exactly. 0.99

00:09:18.620 Yeah, this guy's the former president.

00:09:20.920 He's currently running.

00:09:22.180 And like everything he did was pretty standard operating procedure real estate wise.

00:09:26.080 There was no victims.

00:09:27.120 No, like no money was lost.

00:09:28.780 The money was paid back.

00:09:29.800 The loan was paid back.

00:09:30.760 The bank was happy.

00:09:31.700 They made money off of the interest. 0.98

00:09:33.760 You just don't want to see a black woman in power. 1.00

00:09:36.520 Well, and that's actually, it's actually funny because all these cases, right, that Stephen 0.95

00:09:41.200 Colbert was going off about.

00:09:42.900 It's like there's an equal but opposite guy on the right wing who's yelling just as frantically

00:09:47.920 as Stephen Colbert about like, this is unprecedented.

00:09:50.280 These cases are like brought against Trump.

00:09:52.700 So I just think it's funny that it's all like a parabola.

00:09:55.780 Yeah.

00:09:56.440 But one side's correct.

00:09:57.620 Yeah, of course.

00:09:58.540 One side's illegal.

00:09:59.560 And one side is getting paid 20 million a year.

00:10:01.880 And Letitia James, who knows what kind of skeletons are in her closet. 1.00

00:10:05.420 Yeah, probably some good ones.

00:10:06.900 But you know, Trump's the bad guy. 0.97

00:10:08.340 Meanwhile, Joe Biden wants to make prostitutes give everyone HIV legally. 0.89

00:10:14.100 Yeah, Joe Biden said that himself, personally.

00:10:16.720 He's sending them out on the streets himself.

00:10:19.060 State mandated HIV for Tennessee.

00:10:21.440 But yeah, the headline is, Tennessee has a longstanding law that states prostitutes cannot

00:10:25.780 knowingly transmit HIV.

00:10:27.880 Biden's Department of Justice is suing the state, claiming it violates the Americans with

00:10:32.120 Disability Act.

00:10:33.380 Unreal.

00:10:33.580 Unreal.

00:10:34.380 Yeah.

00:10:34.900 So the Justice Department filed a lawsuit against the state of Tennessee and the Tennessee

00:10:38.420 Bureau of Investigation.

00:10:40.080 Blah, blah, blah. 0.99

00:10:41.180 They want HIV infected prostitutes to be able to stay quiet. 1.00

00:10:44.900 Yeah. 0.95

00:10:45.280 They don't inform anybody.

00:10:47.100 And it's-

00:10:47.420 It's their right as workers.

00:10:48.720 It's their right as workers.

00:10:49.760 But then isn't like the left's whole thing about consent and like disclosure?

00:10:54.620 And then, but not HIV.

00:10:56.920 Not this time.

00:10:57.640 Because that counts as a disability thing.

00:10:59.540 We got to side with the sex worker, not with the person who's getting HIV without knowing.

00:11:03.300 While the sex worker does know. 0.55

00:11:05.080 And again, it's that undeniable Democrat urge to side with the perpetrator.

00:11:10.720 Ah, the criminal.

00:11:11.800 We can't lock him up for this long. 1.00

00:11:13.600 Ah, the AIDS riddled sex worker. 0.98

00:11:16.540 She didn't mean nothing. 1.00

00:11:17.920 Just backards. 1.00

00:11:19.620 Backards and upside down, pretty much. 0.78

00:11:21.060 Backards and upside down is correct. 1.00

00:11:23.000 And it's an ugly timeline we're on.

00:11:25.500 And it makes you think, how did we get on this broken timeline?

00:11:28.340 Did we get jumped to it?

00:11:29.840 Quantum leap?

00:11:30.880 Scott Bakula?

00:11:31.560 Scott Bakula involved somehow?

00:11:33.800 There are some bad things that happened that got us onto this broken timeline.

00:11:38.400 And we kind of need to know what the broken timeline looks like.

00:11:42.180 This next clip.

00:11:43.120 So these are the top signs that you've jumped into your 5D timeline.

00:11:46.400 Maybe we have.

00:11:47.480 How do we know if we've jumped timelines?

00:11:50.540 This is a great question.

00:11:52.060 So we have a 3D and a 5D timelines.

00:11:55.340 They're kind of parallel to each other, okay?

00:11:57.140 And we can get into a 5D timeline.

00:12:01.040 And the more and more that we spend time on that 5D timeline, there's some basic things

00:12:06.240 you're going to start to notice in your life that are going to be different.

00:12:08.760 So let me give you some examples for me and Melissa.

00:12:11.300 For example, when you start to deal with your taxes and start to deal with property taxes,

00:12:17.500 income taxes, things like this, it'll make you nauseous dealing with this stuff because

00:12:22.600 it is so out of frequency, right?

00:12:25.740 You know how criminal this stuff is.

00:12:28.740 So this is a big sign.

00:12:30.620 You don't like taxes anymore?

00:12:32.220 That's how, that's evidence you jump timelines.

00:12:33.880 I have that.

00:12:34.660 I have that too.

00:12:35.520 Every year I get that.

00:12:36.960 Tax season is coming up.

00:12:37.980 I'm about to write a check.

00:12:39.800 You're about to jump timelines.

00:12:40.880 I think I'm ready for a timeline jump, yeah.

00:12:42.760 Yeah, obviously that's a bit, but we're going to move on.

00:12:46.240 But we did plant the seed for timeline jumping.

00:12:48.320 Yeah, I like that this guy goes, oh, me and Melissa.

00:12:51.300 And he's talking about the 5G timeline jump.

00:12:55.180 And it's like, I wonder how involved she is.

00:12:59.140 If she's just like, all right, he's making a video.

00:13:01.140 He doesn't hurt anybody.

00:13:02.480 I don't think he really believes it.

00:13:03.780 It's kind of like me and your relationship. 1.00

00:13:05.360 Does he really believe some of that shit? 1.00

00:13:07.180 Dinosaurs are fake? 1.00

00:13:08.140 But she's just happy he stepped up and is taking care of her and her kid.

00:13:11.060 Yeah, it sounds like he's paying the property taxes.

00:13:13.580 He hates it.

00:13:14.560 Yeah, but he's going to throw up.

00:13:15.260 But he's going to pay it.

00:13:16.300 But he's doing it.

00:13:17.660 Okay, so the seed's planted for timeline jumping.

00:13:20.300 That's really the point of that whole video.

00:13:21.940 But I am going to give you guys proof that we're on an incorrect timeline.

00:13:25.960 Look at this Rachel Levine clip.

00:13:27.920 Hello, I'm Admiral Rachel Levine.

00:13:30.480 This Black History Month, I'm pleased to partner with OMH in advancing better health

00:13:35.300 through better understanding for black communities.

00:13:37.900 Climate change is having a disproportionate effect on the physical and mental health of

00:13:43.060 black communities.

00:13:44.600 Hmm. 1.00

00:13:45.660 Gay climate change racism. 0.98

00:13:47.880 Exactly. 0.98

00:13:48.680 I'm starting to think these unelected trans military leaders with dual citizenship don't

00:13:52.920 have our best interests at heart.

00:13:54.840 That's a hard pill to swallow.

00:13:56.460 I'm going to give Admiral Rachel Levine the benefit of the doubt for another few years,

00:14:00.840 I'd say.

00:14:01.260 So, so it's interesting because the problem facing the black community forever, I kind

00:14:07.620 of thought it was like fatherless homes, violent crime, a toxic culture, low impulse control,

00:14:12.240 low impulse control, basic education issues, failing third grade 10 times.

00:14:17.420 But I guess it's the, the, the melting polar ice caps.

00:14:21.120 I think so.

00:14:21.940 And like the weather, that's, what's hurting the black community the most is the weather

00:14:26.100 and stuff.

00:14:26.820 Yeah.

00:14:27.140 So whenever black people have a failure or something, they say, well, I'm actually disproportionately 0.88

00:14:32.180 affected by climate change. 0.92

00:14:33.640 And then whenever they ascend to like a Letitia James role, then you can't attack them anymore 0.96

00:14:39.660 because it's because they black. 0.61

00:14:41.240 That's a good point. 0.89

00:14:42.260 I don't know.

00:14:42.920 It's, it's a pretty good system for them.

00:14:44.540 They have a lot of outs.

00:14:45.580 It's hard to get out.

00:14:46.540 You know how the weather is in the city.

00:14:48.140 Oh yeah.

00:14:48.680 It's hard to get out from that ugly weather that's in the city.

00:14:52.660 That's going to push you down the subway or fight you, fight you on the bus.

00:14:56.340 Yeah. 1.00

00:14:56.640 Sucker punched by the sun. 0.99

00:14:58.160 Yeah. 0.99

00:14:58.980 Smoke cracked by the wind.

00:15:02.560 Matt Accessivist had a good tweet about this.

00:15:04.440 Can you give it a read? 0.97

00:15:05.220 He said the most ridiculous part of saying black communities are impacted by the weather 0.97

00:15:08.960 more than white ones is the U S Admiral saying it is a middle-aged man in a dress whose 0.98

00:15:14.220 subordinates must address him as ma'am.

00:15:16.780 Yeah.

00:15:17.120 That's why we're 100% on the wrong timeline.

00:15:20.760 I know that's the proof.

00:15:22.380 And I go back and forth on this though.

00:15:24.200 Like I think it's good that they have this man in a little skirt military outfit talking

00:15:30.900 about climate change, racism.

00:15:32.120 That's too heavy.

00:15:33.220 That's too on the nose for like the fake agenda.

00:15:36.340 So somebody can see this and go and snap out of it.

00:15:39.140 You know what I mean?

00:15:40.200 And this is them flexing once they're in power.

00:15:42.260 Like if they were leading with like, if you elect me, I'm going to put Admiral Levine in charge.

00:15:46.140 Everyone would be like, eh.

00:15:47.720 This is like an impractical jokers thing.

00:15:49.460 They're like, all right, put the man in the dress out there and tell him about climate

00:15:52.120 change racism.

00:15:53.500 You know, it feels like there, like you said, it's a flex, but then also it can wake someone

00:15:59.040 up.

00:15:59.380 I can't imagine people just sit and watch this and go, all right, this rings true.

00:16:03.720 What's this lady talking about? 1.00

00:16:05.120 Yeah.

00:16:05.260 What's this classy lady saying? 1.00

00:16:07.820 Yeah.

00:16:08.260 So there was some things sent to me in DMs this week.

00:16:11.080 I don't know if it was at someone's job or someone's school, but they were talking about

00:16:14.800 microaggressions and they sent me a screenshot, two screenshots of all the microaggressions

00:16:19.860 that are like racially motivated.

00:16:22.520 Can you read the first one on the right?

00:16:24.720 Okay.

00:16:24.980 So these are broken down by theme, microaggression and message.

00:16:28.280 So what?

00:16:28.720 This is somebody being taught this at their work or school?

00:16:31.020 Like this is training someone has to go through?

00:16:32.660 This is training.

00:16:33.440 Yeah.

00:16:33.600 All right.

00:16:34.000 So the theme on this first one is you're alien in own land when Asian Americans and Latino 1.00

00:16:38.600 Americans are assumed to be foreign born.

00:16:41.300 The microaggression is where are you from?

00:16:43.780 Where were you born?

00:16:44.800 You speak good English.

00:16:45.740 A person asking an Asian American to teach them words in their native language. 0.57

00:16:49.540 And the message is you are not American. 0.79

00:16:52.280 You are a foreigner. 1.00

00:16:53.840 Yep.

00:16:54.120 And go a couple down and read number four if you could.

00:16:56.260 All right.

00:16:56.840 Criminality.

00:16:57.460 Assumption of criminal status.

00:16:58.860 A person of color is presumed to be a dangerous criminal or deviant on the basis of their 1.00

00:17:02.740 race.

00:17:03.620 The microaggression examples would be a white man or woman clutching their purse or checking

00:17:07.780 their wallet as a black or Latino approaches or passes. 0.92

00:17:11.100 A store owner following a customer of color around their store.

00:17:14.200 A white person waits to ride the next elevator when a person of color is in it. 0.99

00:17:17.920 The message that you're sending by these actions is you are a criminal. 0.99

00:17:21.320 You are going to steal. 0.99

00:17:22.640 You are poor. 0.99

00:17:23.580 You do not belong. 1.00

00:17:24.660 You are dangerous.

00:17:25.280 So you can't make any judgments when it comes to race about anything.

00:17:29.000 You're not allowed to even be statistically accurate when it comes to extrapolating data

00:17:33.100 where you're like, all right, I'm walking down this alley and a black man's approaching.

00:17:38.500 Am I more, less, or the same likely to be robbed?

00:17:42.440 I have to treat him exactly like I would a seven-year-old white girl. 0.66

00:17:46.560 Yeah, exactly.

00:17:48.120 So you're not allowed to extrapolate data even if you're working off of accurate FBI statistic

00:17:53.500 data.

00:17:53.920 So you're not allowed to do that.

00:17:55.520 You're not allowed to grab your purse.

00:17:56.500 But when it comes to white folks, you can kind of extrapolate any data you want.

00:18:01.160 Yeah. 0.98

00:18:01.360 Because we know the overarching theme, oh, white police officers are shooting unarmed 0.99

00:18:05.640 black people constantly. 1.00

00:18:07.380 They're killing us. 1.00

00:18:08.260 But that's not extrapolated from any accurate data.

00:18:10.660 That's just like a, that's going off vibe.

00:18:13.040 That's going off what the news tells me.

00:18:14.380 I'm ballparking it.

00:18:15.460 So you're allowed to do that as long as it's against white people. 0.93

00:18:18.200 Of course. 0.96

00:18:18.600 But if it's against black people, you can't.

00:18:21.000 And then this is taken even further where we found evidence of teachers being hired 0.97

00:18:27.200 and they were only hiring non-whites.

00:18:30.860 Yeah. 0.99

00:18:31.420 So you might be thinking, oh, do you have data that shows that like white people are bad 1.00

00:18:35.280 teachers or something? 0.75

00:18:36.160 Because that would make sense.

00:18:37.160 If they're bad teachers, you wouldn't want to hire less of them.

00:18:39.340 And it's like, oh, no, it's actually the opposite.

00:18:41.680 White people are probably the better of the teachers of all the races. 0.72

00:18:44.700 But you're not allowed to do that.

00:18:46.940 We just want less. 0.97

00:18:47.960 We just want less white. 0.97

00:18:49.600 So something to keep in mind.

00:18:51.620 And there was a last page of that microaggressions sheet where they kind of gave you phrases

00:18:56.280 you're not supposed to say anymore.

00:18:57.380 Can you read all of them?

00:18:58.320 Yeah.

00:18:58.460 It says, how to offend without really trying.

00:19:01.000 Indian giver. 1.00

00:19:02.240 That's so gay. 1.00

00:19:03.400 She welched on the bet. 1.00

00:19:05.400 I jewed him down. 1.00

00:19:07.120 That's so white of you. 0.98

00:19:08.820 You people.

00:19:09.360 Oh, all right.

00:19:09.900 So they did do a white one.

00:19:11.380 You people, we got gypped imitating accents or dialects.

00:19:17.260 All right.

00:19:17.860 So we're obviously going to keep some of these.

00:19:20.020 Yeah.

00:19:20.620 I can't throw some of these away.

00:19:22.080 I can't believe you said that Welsh one.

00:19:23.720 Can you read that again?

00:19:24.520 She welched on the bet. 1.00

00:19:26.000 That's so fucked up. 1.00

00:19:27.200 I know. 1.00

00:19:27.580 Welsh people really just are the butt of everything. 1.00

00:19:29.580 And what's the white one? 1.00

00:19:31.700 That's so white of you. 0.90

00:19:33.060 Yeah.

00:19:33.740 But you see, you're allowed to say that because no one would complain if they heard that.

00:19:37.920 They would go, eh, whatever.

00:19:39.400 We know who the complainers are.

00:19:40.960 Yeah. 0.99

00:19:41.380 The gays, the blacks, the Jews, and the Jews on behalf of blacks. 1.00

00:19:47.600 Like, that's so gay. 1.00

00:19:49.120 Can't say that. 1.00

00:19:49.880 That's so white of you. 0.90

00:19:50.980 Nah.

00:19:51.540 Yeah.

00:19:51.980 If you're wearing socks with sandals, that's pretty white of you, right?

00:19:55.180 We all agree.

00:19:56.380 Exactly.

00:19:56.860 But you're allowed to say that.

00:19:57.980 Yeah. 0.98

00:19:58.180 But the one where you make fun of black people or Jewish people or say something's gay, 0.98

00:20:03.120 no longer allowed. 0.98

00:20:04.200 Yeah.

00:20:04.340 We know who gets upset.

00:20:05.400 Yeah.

00:20:06.000 And it's true. 0.56

00:20:06.980 I like that in your work or school training for these microaggressions, they have to kind

00:20:12.080 of say racist stuff in the middle of it.

00:20:13.960 Yeah.

00:20:14.140 It's pretty funny to me.

00:20:15.000 Yeah.

00:20:15.220 You would never think it or bring it up at work, but then you're reading like a racist

00:20:18.900 statement.

00:20:19.740 Yeah.

00:20:20.140 Pretty good.

00:20:20.960 And someone had to type it up.

00:20:22.020 Someone had to type it up and they got paid a lot for it.

00:20:24.400 Whoever typed it should be fired.

00:20:26.180 Yeah, exactly.

00:20:26.960 That was inappropriate at work.

00:20:28.240 That is.

00:20:28.760 What did you write?

00:20:29.400 Well, what did you write during work hours?

00:20:31.320 Imagine they, imagine like the person writing the microaggression sheet says something way 0.99

00:20:35.940 too fucked up. 0.99

00:20:36.880 Like, yeah, you fucking, you know, like so many slurs. 1.00

00:20:41.140 It's like, what the fuck, Michael? 1.00

00:20:42.800 That's a lot of repressed shit you have here. 1.00

00:20:44.800 It's just an example of racist rhetoric. 1.00

00:20:46.660 I don't know.

00:20:47.280 I don't, don't people say that has to explain himself.

00:20:50.600 Exactly.

00:20:51.400 But obviously the left uses race as a currency in a way to divide everybody.

00:20:55.740 So we're going to kind of play by the rules in these next few clips.

00:20:59.680 Yeah.

00:20:59.940 So we're going to launder our message through a black man so he can say what we want to 1.00

00:21:04.640 say.

00:21:04.880 There's two clips here.

00:21:05.780 Can you go to the first one?

00:21:06.940 Trader Joe's.

00:21:07.740 Look, I made it back home.

00:21:09.120 I'm up here with the right folks. 1.00

00:21:10.620 Look, no nigga shit jumping off. 0.99

00:21:13.080 Ain't nobody out here begging. 1.00

00:21:14.900 Don't nobody need no black and miles.

00:21:16.640 Don't nobody need a taxi hat.

00:21:19.640 God bless America and God bless the middle class.

00:21:23.460 That's nice.

00:21:24.360 Yeah.

00:21:25.200 Nobody doing black and miles.

00:21:26.600 No gang banging.

00:21:27.460 And then here's another one from the Beverly Hills Hotel.

00:21:30.480 I'm right here at the Beverly Hills Hilton on Wilshire. 0.99

00:21:33.940 Ain't no nigga shit jumping off. 1.00

00:21:36.140 Ain't no bitches in no bonnets. 1.00

00:21:38.000 Ain't nobody standing outside asking if you smoke. 0.99

00:21:41.620 You know what?

00:21:43.260 I'm going to keep it that way.

00:21:44.400 Y'all stay on point.

00:21:46.280 I want your back.

00:21:47.620 There you go.

00:21:48.480 All right.

00:21:49.100 There you have it.

00:21:49.780 Bigger picture.

00:21:50.580 So we agree.

00:21:51.700 And a black guy said it. 0.62

00:21:52.780 So we're good. 0.94

00:21:53.500 We laundered it.

00:21:54.680 Exactly.

00:21:55.240 We're allowed.

00:21:55.980 We're clean.

00:21:56.460 Because he is the spokesperson and he has darker skin than us.

00:21:59.680 Smart.

00:21:59.980 But, you know, bigger picture, like we said in a couple of pages ago, we are on the incorrect

00:22:05.780 timeline.

00:22:06.720 Yeah.

00:22:06.880 How do we get back?

00:22:07.780 How do we shake it up?

00:22:08.760 There's two ways.

00:22:09.760 Okay.

00:22:10.380 The first is this lady.

00:22:12.940 Oh, okay.

00:22:13.520 And she's going to tell us about quantum leaping.

00:22:16.820 Codes to activate a quantum leap.

00:22:19.720 That's one way.

00:22:34.960 I like this lady. 1.00

00:22:36.040 She, like, looks good.

00:22:37.380 She's got all her, she's all prim, you know, like she's well manicured and everything. 1.00

00:22:41.120 And then she just gets on the most schizo shit you've ever fucking seen. 1.00

00:22:44.940 So I like that. 1.00

00:22:45.960 Yeah.

00:22:46.700 They're among us.

00:22:48.080 Welcome.

00:22:48.920 No, not me. 1.00

00:22:49.720 I don't believe in any of this shit. 1.00

00:22:51.940 I would rather do the Donald Trump. 1.00

00:22:53.580 Please save me.

00:22:54.560 Donald Trump.

00:22:55.320 Please help us.

00:22:56.100 Yeah.

00:22:56.580 Then listen to this.

00:22:57.800 So that's one way to jump timelines, which I don't really, I can't support as a follower

00:23:03.420 of Jesus Christ and a Christian, but that is a way for the bit mostly.

00:23:08.960 Of course.

00:23:09.340 But there is a better, more true way to get back on the correct timeline.

00:23:13.300 You need to be delusionally optimistic about everything.

00:23:16.280 My best friend, besides Benick, my other best friend in high school, James Brady, him and

00:23:22.040 I early on figured out kind of a quote that stuck with us.

00:23:26.400 And it's, if you happen to be positive about everything, everything that happens to you

00:23:31.500 will be positive.

00:23:33.060 Okay.

00:23:33.220 So if you want to get on the positive greatness timeline, you need to have the mindset of

00:23:38.700 someone already on the positive greatness timeline.

00:23:42.520 So if you have to think that way already, and then the timelines will merge to your reality

00:23:47.300 that you created.

00:23:48.220 If you're waiting to change your viewpoints and your vibrations and how you look at stuff

00:23:53.700 after you get on the better timeline, you're never going to get there.

00:23:57.200 You need to change your, you need to change your attitude first.

00:24:00.440 Okay.

00:24:00.840 Does that make sense to you?

00:24:01.880 No, just, I'll let you do your pitch and you know.

00:24:04.140 But all you got to do is be your-

00:24:05.520 Vibrations.

00:24:06.240 You lost me at vibrations.

00:24:07.580 That's just a word.

00:24:08.680 You have to be your most authentic, most grateful, most positive self.

00:24:13.840 And then your life will shape around that mindset and you'll become an optimistic, great, authentic

00:24:20.220 person.

00:24:20.980 But you got to do the mindset switch first to attract the timeline you desire to be on.

00:24:26.180 Okay.

00:24:26.540 That's fair.

00:24:27.300 Yeah.

00:24:27.660 Um, all right.

00:24:29.340 And if you do that, maybe you're a single guy, right?

00:24:33.200 And you want to not be single anymore.

00:24:35.820 Maybe you want a new car.

00:24:37.920 You have to be looking around and open to that opportunity.

00:24:41.360 Like in this next clip.

00:24:42.600 I'm looking for a cute boyfriend.

00:24:44.120 I could buy a car for and a PS5 for.

00:24:46.460 I just got my income tax.

00:24:47.560 Don't hit me up.

00:24:48.520 Looking for a boyfriend.

00:24:50.180 See, the opportunities are out there.

00:24:52.800 You just got to change the way you look at things.

00:24:54.980 Yeah.

00:24:55.520 Smart.

00:24:56.100 Um, I'm just kidding about that clip and the, that stuff, but the stuff before that was

00:25:01.380 kind of the secrets to the universe.

00:25:03.680 Okay.

00:25:03.980 So people are like watching the housekeeping and they go, okay, this was fake.

00:25:07.200 This was a bit.

00:25:07.960 That was real advice.

00:25:08.940 This was a bit.

00:25:09.700 All right.

00:25:10.160 I'm kind of lost.

00:25:11.300 Should I get a car from this lady? 1.00

00:25:12.800 This PS5 lady? 0.97

00:25:14.140 That was the bit.

00:25:14.840 But before that was the true secrets to the universe.

00:25:17.820 All right.

00:25:18.400 All right.

00:25:18.700 Moving on.

00:25:19.280 Last page of housekeeping.

00:25:20.340 Uh, make sure you guys help us like you always do every week by tickling the post,

00:25:26.520 juicing the algo, liking the video, leaving a comment, leaving a comment again, and then

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00:25:40.660 We're releasing clips on the channel now having an experiment.

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00:25:47.760 size bits.

00:25:48.520 So it's hard for people to watch.

00:25:50.700 Hey, go listen to this schizo podcast where the guy's going to talk about vibrations and 0.97

00:25:54.460 shit and housekeeping and half of its bits. 0.98

00:25:56.740 It's hard to do that. 0.94

00:25:57.720 But if you want to tell, send them a chunk of the episode that you liked and we've uploaded 0.98

00:26:00.940 it, tickle our side shit. 0.94

00:26:02.500 We're trying to get more exposure. 1.00

00:26:04.520 Tickle our side shit and then send stuff to the PO box. 1.00

00:26:07.520 But yeah, tickle the side shit. 0.99

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00:26:13.540 We have an immigration update section. 0.98

00:26:16.500 We're going to go kind of quick through it because it's kind of the same shit over and 0.99

00:26:19.260 over. 0.99

00:26:19.520 I know the one thing is the Eritrean riots.

00:26:22.840 Let's talk about that.

00:26:23.720 So in North Carolina, we had some African migrants, um, fighting it back against the police.

00:26:29.300 Yeah.

00:26:29.760 Uh, African migrants and immigrants from Eritrea in Charlotte, North Carolina are rioting 1.00

00:26:34.460 and attacking police.

00:26:35.280 The riot coincides with Eritreans in the Netherlands who also were setting fires and assaulting police.

00:26:40.780 Warring Eritrean factions have taken their violence to the countries they claim asylum in.

00:26:46.600 Great.

00:26:46.900 So just a new imported third world beef we all have to worry about. 0.84

00:26:50.900 And apparently they picked Charlotte.

00:26:53.160 Hmm.

00:26:53.640 So it's going to be a new Minneapolis type situation with the Somalis there. 1.00

00:26:57.800 Uh, so watch out for these ethnic blood feuds.

00:27:00.060 You have no idea how deep they run and how long a war torn country has been fighting.

00:27:04.340 So, uh, and how quick someone will just hit you with a machete.

00:27:07.220 Yeah.

00:27:07.560 And have you ever heard of a nice, have you ever heard of a nice Eritrean ever doing anything, 1.00

00:27:13.240 discovering anything, inventions?

00:27:15.040 Well, you could sit on the ground and eat food like this.

00:27:17.700 Yeah.

00:27:18.640 Thanks.

00:27:19.200 So, I mean, he probably fled there, whatever countries they came from because of like

00:27:22.700 violence and whatever to get away from it.

00:27:25.160 Oh no.

00:27:25.560 A reach Eritrea has been like one of the longest ongoing civil war slash, uh, unstable regions

00:27:32.160 in Africa.

00:27:33.040 Great.

00:27:33.280 So like that's, it's the top worst of Africa. 1.00

00:27:35.700 Include like exactly like Somalia is great. 1.00

00:27:38.080 Glad they got out of that violent area so they can come here and be safe and light our

00:27:42.140 tractors on fire and track our police.

00:27:44.320 So yeah, watch out.

00:27:45.500 Um, we found some Chinese nationals at the border.

00:27:48.120 Yeah.

00:27:48.840 Here they are.

00:27:49.580 They're all lined up looking to come to America. 0.99

00:27:52.920 They probably just threw their IDs, uh, on the ground right before crossing over.

00:27:57.260 We need these guys here.

00:27:59.620 I don't know why.

00:28:00.400 And then, uh, the lady who says they piss on your door. 1.00

00:28:04.780 This lady who's interviewed a good Chinese person.

00:28:08.040 They're not legal.

00:28:09.420 If they were legal, they need to pay taxes.

00:28:11.660 What do you think is going to happen with the migrant crisis here in New York City?

00:28:14.220 Uh, it's getting bad because they're also next to my house and they piss on my door.

00:28:18.340 I could tell that they're gang lords.

00:28:20.020 I mean, they're tattooed up to head to toe.

00:28:22.220 The people pissing on my door, they're tattooed up head to toe.

00:28:25.080 And they're not-

00:28:25.460 I like her.

00:28:26.320 Me too. 0.98

00:28:26.740 She's no bullshit. 0.99

00:28:27.780 That's my type of migrant. 0.98

00:28:29.280 That's the type who got here legally and has something to offer and can afford real estate

00:28:34.380 in New York.

00:28:35.280 Yeah.

00:28:35.500 She came in 1996 and probably runs a business.

00:28:38.020 Yeah, exactly.

00:28:39.360 Yeah.

00:28:39.640 She was a migrant class in 1996.

00:28:42.080 Yeah.

00:28:42.380 Legal migrant class.

00:28:43.540 There's two different distinctions.

00:28:44.860 Legal is like graduating magna cum laude.

00:28:46.660 That's like with honors, you know?

00:28:48.720 Yeah.

00:28:49.500 But yeah, I mean, there's this thing.

00:28:52.280 I think we're going to get into it a little later in the show where it's like reality versus

00:28:55.800 theory and Democrats are all like, well, they're all looking for a better life and they're going

00:29:00.840 to eventually contribute.

00:29:01.800 And it's like, that's the theory.

00:29:03.660 And then the reality is they're tax-siphoning Muppets who piss on my door.

00:29:09.820 So, I mean, you guys know what it is. 0.91

00:29:11.960 The migrants. 0.97

00:29:13.420 I'm getting pissed at the migrants. 1.00

00:29:15.080 Yeah. 0.75

00:29:15.380 You come to America and then you go from third world to first world and then you start doing 1.00

00:29:19.400 first world shit. 1.00

00:29:20.380 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:20.720 It just happens like that. 0.99

00:29:22.140 Like you think they're going to start doing first world shit or they're going to start 1.00

00:29:24.760 pissing and shitting everywhere? 1.00

00:29:26.400 Yeah. 1.00

00:29:26.860 We know the answer.

00:29:27.680 All right.

00:29:27.920 Last clip from our migrant- 1.00

00:29:29.540 Everybody on earth pisses and shits. 1.00

00:29:31.000 Not everybody on earth does first world shit. 1.00

00:29:32.920 Yeah, exactly. 0.99

00:29:35.200 Laura Loomer, she got some migrants heading to America from Somalia.

00:29:40.020 Check this out.

00:29:41.180 You're trying to go to the United States?

00:29:43.580 He speaks English.

00:29:44.840 He speaks English, yeah.

00:29:45.800 Yeah?

00:29:46.260 So where are you trying to go?

00:29:47.940 Some place with better life.

00:29:50.440 The United States?

00:29:51.280 Yeah.

00:29:51.940 And you just arrived here today?

00:29:53.340 Yeah.

00:29:53.780 How are you planning on getting to the United States?

00:29:57.160 Traveling with cars or crossing the border.

00:30:00.020 But you're going to go through on the bus to Costa Rica?

00:30:04.160 Yeah.

00:30:04.760 Then, yeah.

00:30:06.200 And then you want to go, which entrance in the United States?

00:30:09.580 The Mexican border?

00:30:10.580 Yeah.

00:30:10.920 Through Texas?

00:30:11.980 No, through, yeah, Texas.

00:30:14.220 Texas?

00:30:14.680 Yeah.

00:30:14.880 And that's where all of you are going?

00:30:16.420 Yeah, yeah.

00:30:17.000 Do you want to stay in Texas or do you want to go somewhere else to work in the United States?

00:30:21.360 Any place.

00:30:22.280 Any place?

00:30:22.700 Yeah.

00:30:22.920 Yeah, any place.

00:30:24.760 Why are you coming now?

00:30:26.340 What made you do this trip now instead of like two years ago?

00:30:29.980 Because first you have to plan.

00:30:33.460 You have to have a lot of money then travel here.

00:30:37.260 It costs a lot of money.

00:30:38.440 How much did it cost you?

00:30:40.340 Around $15,000.

00:30:41.760 $15,000 each.

00:30:42.940 All right.

00:30:43.420 So $15,000 to get here.

00:30:45.060 A lot of planning.

00:30:45.960 You got to be welcomed in by Joe Biden and co.

00:30:48.340 Doesn't really sound like fleeing.

00:30:49.640 Yeah.

00:30:50.160 Doesn't sound like you grabbed whatever go bag you had and just ran to a country that's

00:30:54.560 better than the one you were in.

00:30:56.100 Saved up money and made an intentional trip with the boys.

00:30:59.320 Yeah.

00:30:59.640 And then you spent the $15,000, all the money you saved up.

00:31:02.100 So now that you're here, you have no money and you're kind of pot committed and can't

00:31:06.120 go back because you already spent all the money you ever had.

00:31:09.000 Yeah.

00:31:09.300 You burned it.

00:31:10.160 And then what do you do when you get here and you can't really work because you don't

00:31:13.580 know first world things and you have no money because you spent it all.

00:31:17.720 What do you do?

00:31:18.480 Home invasion.

00:31:19.480 You start doing home invasions.

00:31:23.040 That's the, I don't know what people.

00:31:24.720 It's the American dream.

00:31:25.680 It's the new American dream.

00:31:26.840 Once you graduate from stealing from Macy's.

00:31:28.980 Yeah.

00:31:29.540 And you burn your first identity.

00:31:31.180 There's like a bunch of steps that are like that.

00:31:33.760 I got my Eagle Scout badge.

00:31:36.200 It's like you steal from Macy's.

00:31:37.720 That's mission one.

00:31:39.040 Then you have to burn an identity.

00:31:40.560 That's mission two.

00:31:41.540 Yeah.

00:31:41.920 Home invasion.

00:31:42.720 Finally, that's like getting your Eagle Scout with the boys.

00:31:45.080 Yeah.

00:31:45.200 So obviously we need to be privy to these tricks of the foreigners. 1.00

00:31:49.280 Yeah.

00:31:49.480 Which is why in this next clip, I have a foreign scam that we discovered that I know how to defeat. 0.99

00:31:56.440 And here is how you do it.

00:31:59.240 So we've all seen this.

00:32:01.380 The guy hands you an ice cream and he starts spinning the thing around.

00:32:04.340 He starts eating every cone he gives.

00:32:20.960 And that's how you defeat it.

00:32:22.480 You know the ones that you always take in one away.

00:32:24.560 You flip it over.

00:32:25.460 You can't grab it. 1.00

00:32:26.680 Just start eating all the shit they give you. 1.00

00:32:28.600 They get flustered and then they just give you the ice cream. 1.00

00:32:31.020 And there's a bite out of five cones now because the guy's trying to do a bit.

00:32:34.460 That's how you fix it.

00:32:35.500 Yeah.

00:32:35.660 I don't know how that helps us with Somalians in Panama at the Darien Gap waiting to come to our border. 1.00

00:32:39.980 But if you're ever in Turkey, the guy can't do an ice cream bit on you. 0.83

00:32:44.180 Can't get tricked by the foreigners. 1.00

00:32:45.760 Yeah.

00:32:46.320 All right.

00:32:46.780 Speaking of eating, bonus landers know that I'm in my final week of a 30-pound weight loss challenge against Richard Ratboy.

00:32:53.760 Yep.

00:32:54.260 Which will be resolved next week in bonus land.

00:32:56.620 And with the healthy eating comes tricks and tips that I've learned on how to eat things that taste good that are better for you than the alternative.

00:33:06.480 So I found a new one that I have been eating this past week.

00:33:10.820 You take a date, the fruit.

00:33:13.120 You cut it a little bit.

00:33:14.420 You open it.

00:33:15.020 You take the pit out.

00:33:16.140 You put butter inside.

00:33:17.660 You put a little sea salt on top and then some healthy organic dark chocolate chips.

00:33:22.640 And you eat it.

00:33:23.520 And it tastes exactly like cookie dough.

00:33:25.600 All right.

00:33:26.420 There you go.

00:33:26.860 That is the official snack of the winter.

00:33:31.720 We haven't updated a sandwich of winter, fall, or whatever.

00:33:34.840 But the date, butter, fake cookie dough.

00:33:37.840 That becomes it.

00:33:38.980 It's honestly so good.

00:33:40.460 And I am losing so much weight that I won't even need a beard anymore soon.

00:33:44.680 I could just have it in my normal face.

00:33:46.140 Wow.

00:33:46.600 Yeah. 1.00

00:33:46.780 That's been covering up a lot of disgusting shit. 0.99

00:33:49.040 So I'm glad. 1.00

00:33:50.060 Yeah.

00:33:50.380 All right.

00:33:50.760 Well, that is the end of our housekeeping.

00:33:54.220 We are moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:33:59.300 Our first part of Cringe of the Week is our Make-A-Wish Story of the Week.

00:34:04.220 You want to take over from here, Richard?

00:34:05.540 Go ahead.

00:34:05.980 Yeah, sure.

00:34:06.860 Well, we've often been saying how we live in a make-a-wish society.

00:34:10.620 It started with handing off the football to the Down Syndrome kid to get the touchdown. 0.95

00:34:14.700 No problem with that, right?

00:34:15.960 If you're up by 40, little problem with that, actually.

00:34:18.720 All right.

00:34:18.960 But we live in a make-a-wish society.

00:34:22.080 Guinness hands out world records for nothing.

00:34:24.300 And so we thought we'd kind of make it a little section of the show.

00:34:26.880 Yeah.

00:34:27.280 Like a weekly make-a-wish shout-out thing.

00:34:29.960 So the make-a-wish winner from this week is the Asics model, the shoe company from Zappos.

00:34:35.080 And it is a one-legged man.

00:34:37.060 So this guy, your wish to see both sides of the shoe and how it looks is actually unfulfilled so that this man can live his dream of being a one-legged shoe model.

00:34:46.860 Yeah.

00:34:47.620 A one-legged shoe model.

00:34:49.420 So you're not showing us the inside part of the Asics shoe because instead you're showing us that you hired a black model with one leg. 0.98

00:34:57.540 And how progressive, I guess, you are.

00:34:59.340 But we don't know what the inner part of the shoe looks like.

00:35:03.080 Now I can't make a decision when buying, but I know that Asics is helping out a one-legged man who's black, who I don't even see. 0.96

00:35:10.580 I can't even see him.

00:35:11.620 So it's not like there's any credit for him.

00:35:13.400 Yeah.

00:35:13.680 It's just not showing you part of the shoe for equity, I guess.

00:35:17.080 I don't know.

00:35:17.760 Yeah.

00:35:18.480 All right.

00:35:18.860 So let's get into our main eclipse of cringe.

00:35:21.460 What do you do for work?

00:35:22.720 One-legged shoe model.

00:35:24.300 Oh, I'm a shoe model.

00:35:25.160 And you look at their leg and they have one of those spring legs.

00:35:27.240 One of those Oscar Pistorius spring legs.

00:35:29.500 Great.

00:35:30.200 Of course you are.

00:35:31.080 Yeah, that makes sense.

00:35:31.840 I should have guessed that.

00:35:32.380 That makes total sense.

00:35:34.260 All right.

00:35:34.580 Let's go to the, uh, I have it written down as trans freak name change. 0.93

00:35:38.100 I don't know what that, oh yeah, it's this.

00:35:40.380 I changed my name.

00:35:41.700 Everybody in my university knew what my new name was before I had told anyone.

00:35:44.980 You see, I came out as trans feminine about a year prior to changing my name.

00:35:48.460 So I was presenting as feminine, using she, they pronouns, hair, nails, makeup, heels, you name it.

00:35:52.700 I was doing it, except I was going by Zachary, which was fine.

00:35:56.620 People were, you know, accepting and whatever. 0.99

00:35:57.980 But I learned rather quickly that people make assumptions very fast when you dress like this all of the goddamn time. 0.98

00:36:03.220 So there were all of these rumors going around that I was going to change my name. 0.97

00:36:06.260 So much so that one day my RA knocks on my door and is like, hey, here's a blank name tag.

00:36:10.380 In case you ever decide to, you know, randomly change your name, you can write it on this and put it on your door.

00:36:14.760 So everybody knows, which was very sweet.

00:36:16.300 All right.

00:36:17.220 So, you know, they always say you have to be your authentic self.

00:36:20.540 Yeah.

00:36:20.900 And this person thinks they're out there being their authentic self.

00:36:23.300 And it's like, are you sure?

00:36:24.320 By being trans.

00:36:25.200 By being trans and acting like this. 1.00

00:36:26.340 I'm living my authentic life.

00:36:27.580 Yeah.

00:36:27.900 Do you think this is your authentic self?

00:36:30.000 Are you sure?

00:36:30.540 You're kind of dancing around like a manic Muppet.

00:36:32.880 Are you sure this is like who you are and the best representation of you?

00:36:36.920 This is it?

00:36:37.440 This is what you're leaning into?

00:36:38.580 You're doing theater kid moves for like a one man show.

00:36:42.180 Yeah.

00:36:42.500 Like this one, like my father, he had a heavy hand.

00:36:45.920 He beat me.

00:36:46.780 You know, it's like a one man show.

00:36:48.840 It's the most theatrical thing I've ever seen.

00:36:50.920 So you could have picked something a little calmer and better.

00:36:53.880 Yeah.

00:36:54.340 This is drinking two white monsters and then doing your theater performance. 0.96

00:36:58.360 I start recording a selfie video and it's like the opposite of authentic.

00:37:02.700 So, you know, we talked about before about how to get on the good timelines.

00:37:05.480 This guy is obviously on a bad timeline. 0.99

00:37:07.280 Oh, he's fucked up. 0.98

00:37:08.360 And then you wonder, I was thinking how soon until this guy gets a Fortune 500 company partnership 1.00

00:37:15.360 where he's doing an ad sponsorship deal.

00:37:17.960 But maybe Dylan Mulvaney fucked that up.

00:37:20.340 I know. 1.00

00:37:20.940 Did Dylan Mulvaney fuck trans people when it comes to getting these jobs and advertising deals? 1.00

00:37:27.160 I think so. 1.00

00:37:27.780 You think Dylan Mulvaney fucked the trans people? 1.00

00:37:29.400 Each of them individually. 1.00

00:37:30.680 Dylan Mulvaney has been dicking them.

00:37:33.400 So, yeah.

00:37:34.400 I think that's over, right?

00:37:35.600 The gravy train is over and now you just have to be theatrical and build a following on TikTok.

00:37:41.680 Yeah, exactly.

00:37:42.800 So this person's a new Dylan Mulvaney, Gen 2.

00:37:46.220 Yeah.

00:37:47.060 We'll see how it works.

00:37:48.780 Maybe one of the companies will sacrifice themselves to the progressive gods.

00:37:53.040 Maybe Hewlett Packard.

00:37:54.300 Yeah.

00:37:54.840 Someone who's on their way out.

00:37:56.200 Or maybe.

00:37:56.600 Yeah.

00:37:57.140 Maybe Nike.

00:37:57.800 Maybe Nike wants to make a little trans outfit, a little trans jogger pants. 0.55

00:38:02.960 Yeah.

00:38:03.500 So this person can be comfortable.

00:38:06.000 Smart.

00:38:06.440 Okay.

00:38:06.820 Moving on to our next section.

00:38:09.660 I have proof that tap water is filled with estrogen because all women that are taking birth 1.00

00:38:15.380 control are peeing in toilets, which is getting flushed and sent to treatment facilities to be

00:38:20.380 made back into drinking water, but they don't test for estrogen.

00:38:23.080 And because 100 million girls are taking birth control pills, now our drinking water is all 1.00

00:38:28.040 contaminated with estrogen and then everyone's drinking and it's making all of the guys gay. 0.93

00:38:32.180 And I have the proof. 0.95

00:38:33.260 Okay.

00:38:33.720 Here it is.

00:38:35.220 All right. 0.95

00:38:35.800 Imagine a really gay song. 1.00

00:38:37.400 Yeah. 0.93

00:38:38.020 So we can't play the song because of copyright reasons, but these two guys are doing gay 1.00

00:38:42.660 TikTok dances and these are straight guys.

00:38:44.700 Yeah.

00:38:45.980 And this is the proof.

00:38:48.040 It's actually worse without sound.

00:38:49.840 Yeah.

00:38:50.420 And it makes you wonder if number one, why do they make us drink piss?

00:38:54.640 That's a good question.

00:38:55.920 Isn't that the question of the day?

00:38:58.160 First of all, you know how I constantly doubt you on certain schizophrenic things?

00:39:02.940 This rings true. 0.96

00:39:04.680 Everybody's on birth control pissing in the treatment plant and then it sends it back downhill.

00:39:08.660 It goes up the hill and then it comes back down full of birth control.

00:39:11.740 Yeah.

00:39:12.280 And then-

00:39:12.740 Something has to explain why so many people are gay, right? 1.00

00:39:14.940 Yeah. 0.99

00:39:15.680 And then not only gay, but so gay. 0.98

00:39:18.100 Exactly. 0.99

00:39:18.700 It's because they're all, everyone's taking estrogen basically.

00:39:21.300 And then when you take birth control as a girl, it makes you attracted to like weak, 0.90

00:39:25.060 soft, you know, nice and easy guys.

00:39:27.980 Yeah.

00:39:28.240 Like that.

00:39:28.980 I mean, there's, there's many such cases of girls going off birth control and then finding

00:39:33.160 their long-term partner like gross now, right?

00:39:36.440 Yeah.

00:39:36.740 He doesn't smell rat.

00:39:37.860 Exactly. 0.99

00:39:38.480 And then you have the guys who are drinking the water who are making them gay. 0.99

00:39:42.340 It's estrogen water. 0.95

00:39:43.240 They do the TikTok dances.

00:39:44.920 And then you have like these two non-procreating groups. 0.59

00:39:47.660 Now you have the girls dating a gay guy and then the guy who's acting gay because they 0.99

00:39:51.940 all drink the same estrogen piss. 1.00

00:39:53.940 It's a full 360 bloodline killer. 0.97

00:39:56.240 Yeah.

00:39:56.600 How do we explain the lesbians? 1.00

00:40:00.200 That's just a one-off.

00:40:01.420 That doesn't count.

00:40:01.920 I think those are just girls that are frustrated with the dating environment and frustrated by 1.00

00:40:06.380 men to the point where they're just like, I'm not going to date a guy.

00:40:09.080 I'm just going to date a girl. 1.00

00:40:10.100 So there could be girls frustrated by all the guys being twinks.

00:40:13.480 Okay.

00:40:13.960 That's, uh, that's one theory.

00:40:15.300 It's a ballpark.

00:40:16.140 Yeah.

00:40:16.320 Yeah.

00:40:16.480 That's a ballpark.

00:40:17.080 But you know, they do have value.

00:40:19.840 Like if you ever say you get a flat tire, you can call one of these kids and they'll

00:40:24.700 come and they'll FaceTime their friend while some other guy fixes the problem and they'll

00:40:27.820 kind of pay attention.

00:40:29.000 Okay.

00:40:29.460 You can use them for that.

00:40:30.380 Yeah.

00:40:30.960 Yeah.

00:40:31.540 They know how to like, they know how to catch your attention on TikTok.

00:40:34.200 I think they know how to like sell a moisturizing cream or something.

00:40:38.000 Right.

00:40:38.260 Yeah.

00:40:38.640 They have skills.

00:40:39.560 They know how to do a get ready with me.

00:40:41.360 Yeah.

00:40:41.560 They know how to put a link in their bio. 1.00

00:40:43.140 They know how to do all this shit. 0.99

00:40:44.220 So my, my, uh, face cleaning routine before bed, they probably do better lighting than us. 0.99

00:40:49.940 This podcast room, they could probably light this room better.

00:40:52.680 They don't got bare bulbs.

00:40:53.820 They probably got the umbrellas. 0.89

00:40:55.080 Yep.

00:40:55.540 Um, so obviously that's the chemical side of things.

00:40:57.900 And there's obviously the environmental side as well.

00:40:59.900 Like the fact that Megan Fox has three trans kids.

00:41:03.240 All three of Megan Fox's boys believe they are transgender.

00:41:06.760 Does she belong in prison for doing that to them? 1.00

00:41:09.400 Thank you, Matt Wallace.

00:41:10.540 Yeah.

00:41:11.460 So I, I mean, yes, yes, she does.

00:41:13.900 Of course she does.

00:41:14.360 She should be against the law.

00:41:15.700 Um, so there's, that's the other side of it.

00:41:17.740 Yeah.

00:41:17.920 We have the chemical side and then the, which is like the nature, I guess.

00:41:21.500 And then the nurture side, which is like, you can make someone trans by being a narcissistic 1.00

00:41:25.680 psycho mom. 1.00

00:41:26.620 Okay.

00:41:27.000 That's fair.

00:41:27.760 I agree.

00:41:28.280 It rings true. 0.99

00:41:28.780 Right.

00:41:29.360 I think we really proved something.

00:41:30.860 And the whole key is they make us drink piss.

00:41:33.660 Yeah.

00:41:33.900 So how do we avoid that?

00:41:34.860 What do we drink instead?

00:41:36.340 Well, if you drink plastic bottle of water, you're going to have leeching plastic.

00:41:39.900 I think the best.

00:41:40.860 Leeching plastic is better than hormonal piss water though.

00:41:43.140 Yeah.

00:41:43.340 But it's all disrupting your endocrine, no matter what, but it's, but it's one rung

00:41:46.900 above. 0.96

00:41:47.360 It's not making you gay. 0.98

00:41:47.920 You don't want to drink estrogen piss water. 0.98

00:41:49.600 Okay.

00:41:49.960 That's definitely the worst.

00:41:51.540 Okay.

00:41:51.880 Uh, I think you get, um, distilled water and then you drink that out of glass and you

00:41:58.600 add a little bit of sea salt to it.

00:42:00.740 All right.

00:42:01.140 That's fine.

00:42:01.700 That's what, that's what you got to do water wise.

00:42:03.680 Okay. 0.99

00:42:04.220 Cause everything else will make you gay. 1.00

00:42:05.740 All right. 0.99

00:42:06.240 Moving on.

00:42:06.820 The New York police department has a dance team now.

00:42:10.520 Um, all right.

00:42:11.300 And this is copyright music as well.

00:42:12.980 So I'm just going to play it and imagine it's, isn't it slow down?

00:42:17.980 The club can't even handle me right now.

00:42:21.440 And something, something, something right now.

00:42:25.140 I can't even handle Rob right now. 0.99

00:42:27.560 And they're all like overweight fat women cops, I guess. 1.00

00:42:30.580 And they're going slow. 0.99

00:42:31.820 Yeah.

00:42:32.000 This is like not, this is like an unimpressive JV dance team routine.

00:42:36.320 Yeah.

00:42:36.480 This is basically 14 year old girl level.

00:42:38.760 And the fat ones don't go on the ground.

00:42:40.500 Yeah. 0.99

00:42:40.700 The fat ones anchor. 0.94

00:42:41.620 They call those anchors. 0.70

00:42:43.660 Well, it is kind of a miracle that in a room full of women's cops, no one got shot. 1.00

00:42:48.280 That's true.

00:42:48.980 Isn't that a kind of a fair thing?

00:42:50.280 Yeah.

00:42:50.540 That's great.

00:42:51.180 Nobody discharged.

00:42:51.920 Taser, taser, taser. 1.00

00:42:52.980 And it's, it's actually the nine mil.

00:42:55.460 Yeah.

00:42:55.880 And then the, uh, New York city obviously is a place where crime is through the roof.

00:43:00.880 And everyone tells you, you can't have a gun to defend yourself.

00:43:03.200 Just call the cops.

00:43:04.040 And then these, these overweight women dance team people come in. 1.00

00:43:07.700 I would take any two of them.

00:43:09.380 I could fight any two of them.

00:43:11.540 Yeah.

00:43:12.040 Um, and also the, actually right before we walked in, we saw AOC tweeted against this.

00:43:18.760 Good.

00:43:19.080 This was even too much for AOC.

00:43:21.240 She said something like, uh, how many afterschool programs got canceled for this or something?

00:43:27.560 And then it's like, yes, AOC, you're on the right track.

00:43:29.860 Now ask that same question for all the resources spent on illegal immigrants. 0.65

00:43:33.860 This is like a hobby for six people.

00:43:36.180 Yeah.

00:43:36.660 We're talking about a million illegals here.

00:43:38.400 So, uh, I guess it shows that she can get on the right track.

00:43:42.260 Well, she can, it shows that she can naturally get to the right conclusion, but then there's

00:43:46.740 certain things that she does.

00:43:48.180 It doesn't allow herself to think about.

00:43:50.060 Okay.

00:43:50.560 Yeah.

00:43:50.820 Yeah.

00:43:51.140 You know what I'm saying?

00:43:51.740 Um, so thank you NYPD dance team for showing, this is like a, the same thing as Rachel Levine.

00:43:56.280 And it's like, if you show it to people, somebody's going to have a bad reaction to it.

00:44:00.800 It's almost like a red pilling thing.

00:44:02.700 Yeah.

00:44:02.760 But it's also like a scout for them. 0.90

00:44:04.780 We're like the NYPD, nine 11, like the boys in blue, they're doing shitty 14 year old dance 0.94

00:44:11.200 routines. 0.84

00:44:11.960 This is the NYPD.

00:44:13.040 Same with Admiral Levine.

00:44:14.160 I'm an admiral.

00:44:14.980 I'm in the military.

00:44:16.040 All right.

00:44:16.280 Who is it?

00:44:17.060 It's a guy in a dress and he's talking about gay climate change. 0.99

00:44:20.060 Yeah.

00:44:20.280 So this also, uh, for me, I kind of have like a graph in my head of like believability

00:44:26.200 of like reality.

00:44:28.560 So it's like satire versus reality.

00:44:32.120 Like the lines crossed and now satire is more believable than reality kind of, or like how

00:44:38.880 believable reality is like satire.

00:44:40.760 Now you can't tell the difference.

00:44:42.440 Yeah.

00:44:42.560 You couldn't even, you couldn't even satirize this.

00:44:45.160 Yeah.

00:44:45.440 It's so bad.

00:44:46.200 Cause if you've made that like, Oh, the NYPD dance team, everyone would go like, that's

00:44:49.360 not even funny.

00:44:50.260 It's not even a good joke.

00:44:51.480 It's too far.

00:44:52.120 It's lazy.

00:44:52.640 Yeah.

00:44:53.060 But now it actually is the problem.

00:44:55.340 Okay.

00:44:55.780 All right.

00:44:56.360 And it also, to be fair, it kind of could be like a humiliation ritual because like the

00:45:03.280 NYPD is the same people who are letting people down because the DAs don't enforce the laws.

00:45:08.620 Right.

00:45:09.000 So it's the DAs, but the NYPD is the avenue that they let people down crime wise.

00:45:14.060 And that's what they did with the COVID people too.

00:45:16.120 Remember the COVID dancing nurses?

00:45:17.720 Yeah.

00:45:18.080 So the, yeah.

00:45:18.540 So they had like a man-made virus or whatever.

00:45:21.080 And then they control everyone with it.

00:45:23.540 And then the people are supposed to protect you from it.

00:45:25.280 They humiliate in front of you.

00:45:27.420 Smart.

00:45:27.660 So it's like, Oh, in New York, crime's out of hand.

00:45:29.900 All these illegals are here. 1.00

00:45:31.240 Who's going to protect us?

00:45:32.280 The cops?

00:45:32.860 And it's like, well, here's the cops.

00:45:34.080 They use it to humiliate you. 0.98

00:45:35.060 They're fat ethnic women dancing on a TV stage for like picks 11. 1.00

00:45:40.400 Yeah. 0.99

00:45:40.860 And it could get so bad.

00:45:42.060 I think like, I don't want to get conspiracy minded.

00:45:44.600 I don't want to be too much of a schizo, but I think that, I think we're past that point, 1.00

00:45:48.400 but don't worry about it.

00:45:49.820 I think the plan for the bad guys is to make crime so bad, so international and so out of

00:45:56.340 hand that it requires us to bring in the UN because it's like, all right, who are we

00:46:01.420 dealing with?

00:46:01.860 We got these Somalis.

00:46:03.340 We got these people from other parts of Africa.

00:46:05.680 We got these people from Central America that are in a gang, the Venezuelans. 1.00

00:46:09.440 How do we deal with all these people?

00:46:10.680 It's like, all right, we need the UN.

00:46:12.060 And then you kind of justify bringing the UN here.

00:46:14.120 All right.

00:46:14.460 All right.

00:46:14.720 Let's play the last piece of cringe, the Miami dummy thick cop.

00:46:18.240 Yeah.

00:46:18.440 This is what the Miami version of the female NYPD. 1.00

00:46:22.940 This is one of them on duty.

00:46:24.660 Some guys getting arrested.

00:46:27.220 Here she is. 1.00

00:46:28.100 Die, y'all. 1.00

00:46:30.980 Die. 1.00

00:46:34.600 All right.

00:46:35.280 What happened?

00:46:38.060 Shouldn't there be something?

00:46:39.180 Like, you know, this woman can't do anything bad, but that's too much, but someone's so 0.99

00:46:45.600 bottom heavy.

00:46:46.540 Who's she chasing down? 1.00

00:46:47.980 Who's she overpowering? 1.00

00:46:49.180 Nobody.

00:46:50.220 Yeah. 0.99

00:46:51.400 We need an undercover hooker. 1.00

00:46:53.260 I don't know. 0.98

00:46:55.620 Yeah.

00:46:55.980 And I'm not trying to be too mean.

00:46:57.600 It's like, it sucks because I'm not trying to be too mean.

00:47:00.620 Like this girl is like in her own world, like, okay, I can go be a cop.

00:47:05.180 There's opportunities for me now.

00:47:06.660 And I, I, I'm going to get a pension and I'm going to do my job and probably be like, I'm

00:47:11.680 going to try hard and be forthright, but you shouldn't be a cop.

00:47:15.960 This dummy thick person categorically should never have been a cop.

00:47:20.080 So the timelines got jumbled again, right?

00:47:22.540 The episode of jumbled timelines.

00:47:24.260 I guess.

00:47:25.140 All right.

00:47:25.400 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

00:47:26.680 It's going to get a little bit worse in urban decay.

00:47:28.440 Let's go to the story of the kid in Baltimore who had to go back to ninth grade from 12th

00:47:35.300 grade.

00:47:35.800 Yeah.

00:47:36.880 An alarming discovery out of a Baltimore city high school where hundreds of students are

00:47:41.640 failing.

00:47:42.460 We found a student who's passed three classes in four years and is ranked near the top half

00:47:46.820 of his class.

00:47:48.100 This coming June is when Tiffany France thought her son would receive his diploma.

00:47:53.480 But after four years of high school, this mom just learned her 17 year old has to start 0.98

00:47:59.900 over.

00:48:00.540 He's been moved back to ninth grade.

00:48:03.040 Why would he do three more years in school?

00:48:04.800 He didn't fail.

00:48:05.780 The school failed him.

00:48:07.260 She thought her oldest son was doing well because even though he failed most of his classes,

00:48:12.480 he was being promoted.

00:48:14.040 His transcripts show he failed Spanish one and algebra one, but was promoted to Spanish two

00:48:21.380 and algebra two.

00:48:22.680 He also failed English two, but was passed on to English three.

00:48:27.940 I'm just assuming that if you are passing that, that you have the proper things, you

00:48:33.600 know, to go to the next grade and, you know, the right grades, you have the right credits.

00:48:38.140 As we dig deeper into her son's records, we can see in his first three years at Augusta

00:48:43.820 Fells, he failed 22 classes and was late or absent 272 times.

00:48:51.480 But in those three years, only one.

00:48:54.800 All right.

00:48:55.600 So you passed three classes in four years and then you were absent or late 272 times in

00:49:02.240 three years.

00:49:03.120 And there's 180 days in a school year.

00:49:05.700 So you almost like missed two.

00:49:08.260 He can't do this math, but we can.

00:49:10.380 It's like you almost missed two full years of school out of three years.

00:49:14.860 You failed everything.

00:49:16.080 And you failed every class except for three.

00:49:18.840 And your mom is saying this, the school's fault.

00:49:21.940 The school failed him.

00:49:23.140 Yeah.

00:49:23.880 Yeah.

00:49:24.100 Unbelievable diffusion of responsibility.

00:49:26.780 It's like she gets a grade and like, you know, parents, they usually check their kids'

00:49:31.060 report cards for something at least.

00:49:33.220 Or know it's coming.

00:49:34.320 That was a big event in my household.

00:49:36.100 It was like, okay, I'm good.

00:49:37.640 I'm clean.

00:49:38.160 Or, you know, uh-oh, I got a bad grade in this one class.

00:49:41.060 I'm rattled.

00:49:41.760 Right?

00:49:42.380 And so she saw failed, failed, failed, failed.

00:49:45.740 And she goes, all right, we're doing pretty good.

00:49:48.200 Like, the word failed didn't actually mean anything, that there was going to be a consequence.

00:49:53.500 I actually-

00:49:54.260 He's in the top half of his class because he passed three classes in four years.

00:49:57.840 I actually agree with what she said, though.

00:50:00.080 Like, you don't get to 12th grade and then go all the way back down to ninth.

00:50:03.560 Like, he should have been doing ninth, ninth, ninth, ninth.

00:50:06.680 That's a good point.

00:50:07.460 I'm surprised they're even sending him back.

00:50:09.000 Yeah, I think it was a thing where eventually someone like all the teachers in this Baltimore

00:50:13.360 school were just like, all right, pass him on, pass him on.

00:50:16.000 And then some administrator's like, no, we can't legally do this.

00:50:19.040 He has to go back to step one.

00:50:20.580 It's like playing chutes and ladders.

00:50:22.360 Yeah.

00:50:22.700 You go, oh, I had to go all the way back to the start from zero.

00:50:26.460 He doesn't know anything.

00:50:28.660 He doesn't-

00:50:29.400 He probably knows how to play Fortnite.

00:50:30.840 Oh, yeah.

00:50:31.280 He's good at Fortnite.

00:50:31.900 He probably knows an eighth is less than a quarter.

00:50:34.860 He knows how many grams are in an ounce.

00:50:36.960 I don't know.

00:50:37.960 But that's about it.

00:50:39.000 Based on how many school days he missed, I would say he knows how many grams are in an ounce.

00:50:42.400 But also, this kid and this whole system, it's another case study of hitting rock bottom

00:50:51.700 like 10 times before really being shocked into action, right?

00:50:55.700 It's like, he failed this.

00:50:56.880 He failed that.

00:50:57.700 He failed that.

00:50:58.840 And it's like, why didn't he graduate?

00:51:01.280 Why didn't he graduate?

00:51:03.340 So, I don't know.

00:51:04.380 I don't know.

00:51:05.040 You ignored all the rock bottoms.

00:51:06.940 But this obviously is a no child left behind problem.

00:51:09.720 If you leave no child behind, then no child can propel forward.

00:51:12.680 If you leave some children behind, that's good.

00:51:15.180 And then the ones who actually can get ahead will get ahead.

00:51:17.660 Otherwise, you have a whole school of people that should have been left behind.

00:51:21.440 The world needs henchmen.

00:51:22.780 The world needs ditch diggers and henchmen and low-level menial workers.

00:51:27.120 And it's like, if you fail 50 or 22 classes, maybe that's it.

00:51:31.600 Maybe you don't go back to ninth grade.

00:51:33.500 Maybe you bag groceries.

00:51:35.000 Learning ain't for him.

00:51:36.100 Yeah, pretty much.

00:51:37.560 All right, let's move on.

00:51:38.260 There was a fight at Fort Myers Spring Break in Florida.

00:51:41.480 I wonder what happened. 1.00

00:51:42.420 Oh, shit! 1.00

00:51:45.340 Oh, shit! 1.00

00:51:49.000 Is this the new GTA footage? 1.00

00:51:53.700 Kids there.

00:52:08.260 There's you.

00:52:14.260 All right, we've seen enough.

00:52:15.200 Yeah, just absolute chaos on the beach.

00:52:17.480 Group fighting.

00:52:18.580 Group fighting in Florida.

00:52:20.300 Yeah.

00:52:20.920 Maybe they'll get in trouble.

00:52:21.900 John Doyle had a pretty good tweet that sums up maybe some of the problems we're seeing with the black community. 1.00

00:52:27.020 He said, blacks do not reject or condemn the behaviors of their lower classes like almost all whites and even many Hispanics do.

00:52:35.740 Even when serving as a district attorney and during a court proceeding, they think it's cute to speak improper English as a sort of shout out to the culture. 0.99

00:52:43.440 Yeah, so if you see this, if I was all white people, I'd go, oh, man, these guys are losers. 0.98

00:52:48.900 Why would you do that? 1.00

00:52:49.920 This is low-class shit, right? 1.00

00:52:51.160 This is low-class, trashy shit. 1.00

00:52:53.140 But then when it's a black person doing it or if it's a black issue, it's, well, we need more context. 1.00

00:52:57.540 Or, well, we don't fully know what happened. 0.89

00:52:59.740 Or, well, you know, they're just trying to criminalize us for being black.

00:53:03.120 Or it's a world star or, oh, he's asleep. 0.89

00:53:06.840 Yeah, and you get filmed, exactly, or you get filmed or sucker punched or hit, you know, without seeing it.

00:53:13.180 That's kind of the difference.

00:53:14.820 All right, let's go to, there was a woman who did it before and after, like a progressive activist was talking about shoplifting, 1.00

00:53:21.780 and then they actually experienced some shoplifting themselves.

00:53:25.460 Yeah, the result of that shoplifting.

00:53:27.340 So this tweet is from 2022.

00:53:28.600 It says, one thing about me is if I see a customer shoplifting, I pretend I didn't.

00:53:34.980 Martin Luther King, you know, like that's, she thinks she's in solidarity with poor people or something. 0.98

00:53:39.040 I'm an ally with black people because they like to steal. 1.00

00:53:42.000 Yeah, and it's not that big of a deal. 0.99

00:53:44.140 Hey, corporate greed, am I right?

00:53:46.000 Yeah.

00:53:46.500 And then she posted sometime recently saying, being forced to ask an employee to unlock a toothbrush, toothpaste, deodorant, and shampoo is actually insane. 1.00

00:53:56.780 Fuck capitalism. 0.99

00:53:58.600 Well, maybe you should have ratted out some people who were stealing. 1.00

00:54:02.220 Yeah, capitalism locked that up.

00:54:04.300 Yeah.

00:54:04.960 Capitalism has been going for 100 years in America, like, and more than that, obviously, but like 100 years where there's been stores like this. 0.98

00:54:13.580 And this only happened in the last 10, locking shit up like this. 0.98

00:54:17.900 Yeah. 0.99

00:54:18.260 And capitalism, since when would capitalism allow theft?

00:54:22.520 Yeah.

00:54:23.060 Wouldn't that, that's the opposite.

00:54:24.460 Capitalism is like, yo, you get your thing and you pay for it.

00:54:27.180 My favorite was, I saw a response to this saying like, no, these ideas are ideologically consistent.

00:54:33.520 In communism, you would just take whatever toothbrush you wanted and we'd endeavor to restock the shelves.

00:54:39.840 Somebody said that on Twitter.

00:54:41.180 Endeavor.

00:54:41.340 We would just endeavor to make it, to put it back. 0.96

00:54:45.120 It's like, yeah, it sounds like there's going to be no fucking toothbrushes after week one. 0.93

00:54:48.620 Right, guys? 0.92

00:54:49.960 And then this is, again, like we said, the theory versus reality.

00:54:53.320 Like, in theory, in the mind of a leftist, a mother cries a single tear, baby strapped to her chest.

00:55:01.720 She steals one unit of formula and one bag of diapers and then makes eye contact with a target employee and goes, I needed this. 0.99

00:55:09.160 I'm so sorry.

00:55:10.200 And then the reality is a group of 20 black kids come in and steal 25 $300 coats and or like a ring of fentanyl addicted thieves come in and steal everything that's resellable easily. 0.92

00:55:27.100 Or they steal a whole thing of Tito's. 0.90

00:55:28.860 Yeah.

00:55:29.160 A whole rack of Tito's and they run out and a bunch break on the way out.

00:55:32.660 So, again, someone on Twitter just being an absolute Muppet, theory versus reality, and reality often does not match with a theory that well.

00:55:41.320 Yeah.

00:55:42.000 All right.

00:55:42.400 Last clip of Urban.

00:55:43.700 Let's play the guy who was doing a prank on the subway.

00:55:46.740 Yeah.

00:55:47.020 This is a funny one, I'm sure.

00:55:57.800 Making eye contact, invading personal space.

00:56:02.660 Here's the white guy.

00:56:23.000 Cool joke, man.

00:56:24.780 Good bit, brother.

00:56:25.700 Good bit.

00:56:26.320 Well, that's honestly, it was an uncomfortable situation, but that's the best that that situation can go.

00:56:33.560 That really is the best outcome.

00:56:35.020 Oh, I was filming it for a social media bit.

00:56:37.780 Oh, thank God.

00:56:38.420 I thought you were going to knock my teeth out and steal my wallet. 0.99

00:56:41.280 I thought you were going to take my phone and run off as soon as the door opens and push an old lady down. 1.00

00:56:46.120 Nice bit, Jamal.

00:56:47.000 Yeah, so that's like the one in a million where they're just doing a bit for social media, and you're not actually going to get robbed by someone who's going to get arrested and released.

00:56:57.440 But don't get too down or too depressed, you know?

00:56:59.260 Yeah.

00:56:59.920 We're moving on to uplifting gold.

00:57:01.100 We have some uplifting stuff.

00:57:02.140 We are?

00:57:02.700 Yeah.

00:57:03.180 Wow.

00:57:03.680 That was a quick urban.

00:57:04.720 Yeah, that's all right.

00:57:05.340 But, you know, we had to talk about the timelines.

00:57:07.600 Yeah, he had to quantum leap.

00:57:10.160 We had to quantum leap.

00:57:10.900 I'm still shocked at how well put together the quantum leap lady was.

00:57:14.640 She had some finger tattoos. 1.00

00:57:16.920 Well, but still, she looked good. 0.99

00:57:18.300 Like, she took care of herself.

00:57:19.660 You know what I mean?

00:57:20.380 You don't usually quantum leap.

00:57:21.860 You're usually living in squalor when you're talking about quantum leaps.

00:57:25.360 You know, the most schizophrenic videos are filmed on the lowest quality phones.

00:57:29.260 That's a good point.

00:57:29.960 And we do have a new schizo pet that I found.

00:57:35.480 We call it the white whale.

00:57:38.160 Yeah.

00:57:38.340 Where it's basically, like, a full schizo, and he's not even, like, going viral. 0.98

00:57:42.260 He has, like, two, three, four likes per post.

00:57:45.580 It's an absolute gem, a diamond in the rough.

00:57:48.080 We're going to be talking about him in bonus land.

00:57:49.720 So, if you guys are watching at this point and you love the show, there's an extra bonus land episode dropping right now,

00:57:56.340 and we're going to go over some more schizo stuff.

00:57:58.700 All right.

00:57:58.880 Where do you want to start uplifting gold?

00:58:00.320 All right.

00:58:00.780 Philly.

00:58:01.880 The Philly hockey team versus the New Jersey hockey team.

00:58:04.920 So, they played each other, and Philly showed up wearing Rocky outfits.

00:58:10.100 Yeah.

00:58:10.260 The Flyers.

00:58:10.900 The whole team showed up in a Rocky fit.

00:58:12.540 That's a big part of it.

00:58:13.320 The Flyers have arrived off the team bus, all dressed as if they're Rocky.

00:58:18.900 Come on.

00:58:19.600 That's unbelievable.

00:58:21.540 What a great job.

00:58:22.520 That is amazing.

00:58:23.960 That is so cool.

00:58:24.820 Meanwhile, P.K.

00:58:26.680 Yeah, and then the New Jersey Devils for that same game showed up in Tony Soprano outfits.

00:58:32.100 Yeah.

00:58:32.540 Track suits.

00:58:33.280 Track suits.

00:58:33.820 Like from the Sopranos.

00:58:35.160 The New Jersey Goppa Ghouls.

00:58:37.260 So, that's pretty good.

00:58:38.300 That's good culture.

00:58:39.160 Yeah.

00:58:39.440 That's uplifting.

00:58:40.180 They haven't totally ruined the NHL.

00:58:42.020 They're trying.

00:58:42.760 Oh, yeah.

00:58:43.160 Remember the gay tape we covered? 0.99

00:58:44.720 Yeah.

00:58:45.120 Remember the diversity woman?

00:58:46.340 It's hard to get the NHL.

00:58:49.200 It's really hard to get some sort of minority or gay into ice skates and playing AAA.

00:58:55.540 Yeah.

00:58:55.900 You know, it's hard.

00:58:56.940 There's a long path to make it to the NHL. 0.71

00:58:57.840 And there's not enough like token black people on the team who are going to like take a knee

00:59:03.080 during the anthem and then their teammates are going to be like, oh, man, I stand with

00:59:07.260 Reggie.

00:59:07.680 I got to take a knee too.

00:59:08.780 Yeah.

00:59:09.060 I support that guy.

00:59:10.100 There's a bunch of white guys.

00:59:11.120 There's not enough to reach a critical mass of dissent.

00:59:13.940 Yeah.

00:59:14.120 Where they're going to like turn the team aspect against the country where it's like, I have

00:59:19.000 to support my teammate.

00:59:20.040 Like, they're good.

00:59:20.900 We have enough white guys there. 0.98

00:59:21.780 It's a bunch of white Americans, white Canadians, and Scandies.

00:59:26.160 The Scandinavians.

00:59:27.400 It's a good bunch.

00:59:28.180 Yeah.

00:59:28.620 All right.

00:59:28.880 Let's go to the woman who proposes. 0.98

00:59:30.400 This is uplifting.

00:59:31.600 Yeah.

00:59:32.840 Oh, yeah?

00:59:34.400 Oh, yes.

00:59:35.680 I'm going to hear you.

00:59:36.540 He said yes.

00:59:37.560 Congratulations.

00:59:38.960 Congrats.

00:59:39.360 You didn't sit here about that the other day, wouldn't you?

00:59:41.960 Congratulations.

00:59:43.280 Thank you.

00:59:43.500 So they're getting married.

00:59:45.640 That's very uplifting.

00:59:46.880 I'm glad for them.

00:59:48.220 And she proposed to him.

00:59:49.460 Obviously, not the most traditional way to do it.

00:59:52.100 Not the most.

00:59:52.800 But, you know, when you know, you know.

00:59:55.540 And they're going to be paired up and probably have some kids now. 0.99

00:59:59.600 Maybe.

01:00:00.460 Isn't that great?

01:00:01.780 I don't know.

01:00:02.540 I see a pill bottle.

01:00:03.700 I see Mountain Dew, a whole tray of cigarettes.

01:00:05.980 I'm now analyzing.

01:00:07.380 I don't know what kind of homemaker she is. 1.00

01:00:08.860 Yeah.

01:00:09.340 I don't think.

01:00:09.900 I don't know whose house it is.

01:00:11.080 He has to be the cleaner now.

01:00:12.460 He got proposed to.

01:00:13.580 He has to clean.

01:00:14.440 Neither of these people seem to be the cleaner.

01:00:17.160 But yeah, that's good to see.

01:00:19.180 Uplifting.

01:00:19.920 All right.

01:00:20.400 Some people getting married.

01:00:21.940 Okay.

01:00:22.280 All right.

01:00:22.460 Let's go to the guinea pig who attacked the snake.

01:00:26.040 This is from like a backyard camera in Australia.

01:00:29.640 This girl found her guinea pig getting attempted strangled by a snake.

01:00:33.400 And she spins the snake. 0.93

01:00:34.900 She sprung into action. 0.92

01:00:36.960 That's actually a good technique.

01:00:38.120 Yeah.

01:00:38.740 You got to keep it away from you. 0.97

01:00:42.460 Guinea pig scampered off. 0.98

01:00:43.920 They saved the pig.

01:00:45.180 Yeah.

01:00:45.780 The guinea pig scampered off.

01:00:46.920 The dad got rid of the snake.

01:00:48.260 Everyone's happy.

01:00:49.440 Why was that uplifting?

01:00:50.820 She saved the pet.

01:00:52.100 She saved the pet.

01:00:53.060 Guinea pig's good.

01:00:53.920 Unless it was a venomous snake.

01:00:55.620 Then that pet is dead.

01:00:57.040 All right.

01:00:57.440 Our last clip of uplifting is actually the most uplifting and funniest.

01:01:02.000 And it shows you that you can make an impact, right?

01:01:05.420 You can make a difference.

01:01:06.900 Let it rip.

01:01:07.380 Let it rip.

01:01:08.120 So we got an Amber Alert on our phone.

01:01:10.540 And then we decided to start looking.

01:01:13.220 And we followed like the, there was like an area where like it could possibly be.

01:01:18.380 And we just started driving around.

01:01:19.540 It was like 10 minutes.

01:01:20.780 And then it kind of like ended, our route ended.

01:01:23.640 And we just decided to keep looking.

01:01:25.620 And she was driving and I glanced over.

01:01:27.940 And I was like, wait, I just saw a gray Honda Accord.

01:01:30.200 And I saw like 8 XP, which was the license plate.

01:01:33.000 So she turned around.

01:01:34.380 We parked over there.

01:01:35.220 I called 911.

01:01:36.400 We ran across the street.

01:01:37.400 And the license plate matched up.

01:01:39.600 They got it.

01:01:40.320 Two Gen Z girls just got an Amber Alert and took the call to action. 0.98

01:01:45.220 I love that.

01:01:46.000 And they saved a kid.

01:01:47.120 And they found him.

01:01:48.040 Yeah.

01:01:48.320 Wow.

01:01:48.520 That's great.

01:01:48.880 That's pretty good stuff.

01:01:51.580 That's the end of the episode.

01:01:53.260 Yeah.

01:01:53.680 I have something.

01:01:54.800 Go ahead.

01:01:55.480 A lot of people who aren't in Bonus Land, they don't know this.

01:01:59.360 This is, people are talking about how I need a mic stand.

01:02:02.300 They're saying, get Rappaui a mic stand, get Rappaui a mic stand.

01:02:05.380 I have a mic stand.

01:02:06.980 And people ask me, what books are the mic stand on?

01:02:09.980 And I'll show you right now for anybody.

01:02:11.820 Because I've already gone through this in Bonus Land.

01:02:13.520 Two books.

01:02:14.120 The first one, Always a Soldier by Rob Smith.

01:02:17.420 Yep.

01:02:17.840 Second book.

01:02:18.560 That's book number one.

01:02:19.780 Second book.

01:02:22.540 Always a Soldier by Rob Smith, too.

01:02:24.800 Also, Always a Soldier by Rob Smith.

01:02:27.160 Make sure you respect your veterans.

01:02:29.180 Yeah.

01:02:29.840 Guys, we have a mic stand.

01:02:31.500 We have a mic stand.

01:02:32.900 It's not a big deal.

01:02:34.160 I'm thriving.

01:02:35.120 We just need to sneak Rob Lohr into every episode.

01:02:38.160 Yeah.

01:02:38.640 I love Rob Lohr.

01:02:39.900 There it is.

01:02:40.940 Rob's been quiet. 0.98

01:02:41.680 Rob disappeared after the gay homophobic hate crime that happened in Phoenix, Arizona. 0.92

01:02:45.680 So we're waiting on his return. 0.92

01:02:48.060 And, you know, we're waiting to see what he does.

01:02:49.660 He was a victim of a homophobic attack.

01:02:51.680 In Phoenix, Arizona.

01:02:52.720 In Phoenix, Arizona.

01:02:53.940 So.

01:02:54.300 So, yeah.

01:02:54.880 He is quiet.

01:02:56.240 Mm-hmm.

01:02:57.180 And, you know, I hope he gets okay.

01:03:00.280 Me, too.

01:03:00.800 Me, too.

01:03:01.200 I hope he straightens out.

01:03:02.780 I hope he becomes a straight man.

01:03:04.800 He's going to come back all normal.

01:03:06.160 I have a girlfriend now.

01:03:07.900 Hey, guys.

01:03:08.540 I don't match it.

01:03:09.480 I'm not gay anymore.

01:03:10.600 I'm not gay no more. 0.51

01:03:11.880 Oh, that would be. 0.93

01:03:12.980 I am delivered.

01:03:13.940 That would be a comeback.

01:03:15.480 All right.

01:03:15.860 Another Fleckus Talks in the books.

01:03:17.200 Thank you guys for watching.

01:03:17.980 Like, share, subscribe.

01:03:18.700 All the good stuff.

01:03:19.560 Fleckustalks.com for bonus land. 1.00

01:03:21.460 If you're watching this late and you're not a bonus land member, fuck you. 1.00

01:03:28.520 Well, come on, man. 1.00

01:03:29.880 You know, you watch every minute of the show and you don't watch till the very, very end.

01:03:33.320 And you don't want more show.

01:03:34.800 Yeah. 1.00

01:03:35.120 It's fucking rat shit. 1.00

01:03:36.240 Imagine someone who falls asleep to this episode, too. 1.00

01:03:39.720 Like, they put it on and they're listening.

01:03:41.360 Imagine we go, wake up.

01:03:42.740 Wake up.

01:03:44.400 Wake up.

01:03:44.920 Someone's at the door.

01:03:46.240 We can just freestyle at the end.

01:03:47.780 Nobody's here anymore.

01:03:48.560 No one's here.

01:03:49.380 Oh, yeah.

01:03:49.660 Want to go to the dog park?

01:03:50.980 Snack?

01:03:51.440 Treat?

01:03:51.860 So people's dogs all riled up?

01:03:53.440 Squirrel.

01:03:53.940 There's a squirrel outside.

01:03:55.020 Dog park.

01:03:55.520 Walk.

01:03:55.880 Want to go for a walk?

01:03:57.280 What else can we do at the end of this episode?

01:03:59.080 I'm feeling crazy.

01:03:59.780 I'm feeling crazy, too.

01:04:00.620 You want to admit a deep secret?

01:04:01.920 Deep, dark secret?

01:04:02.680 Yeah, go for it.

01:04:03.380 No, you.

01:04:04.060 I don't have any.

01:04:05.000 Oh, I'm sure you got something dark.

01:04:06.740 I'm sure you got a skeleton somewhere.

01:04:09.080 You got my Sergio Tuchini on.

01:04:10.840 All right.

01:04:11.300 All right.

01:04:11.580 All right.

01:04:11.880 Wrap it up.

01:04:13.140 All right.

01:04:14.040 Bonus Land is starting now.

01:04:15.800 We have a great Bonus Land episode.

01:04:17.540 We're talking about really funny stuff.

01:04:18.680 I'm doing the weight loss challenge.

01:04:21.020 He had a bad weekend.

01:04:22.320 I had a bad weekend.

01:04:23.800 I had a bad weekend.

01:04:24.720 A lot of pigging.

01:04:25.740 And he kind of set me up.

01:04:27.580 I ordered some food.

01:04:29.080 You know, I'm going to order some food.

01:04:30.280 You want some?

01:04:30.960 And like, I knew. 1.00

01:04:31.900 And then he ordered shit I liked. 0.99

01:04:33.100 And he loaded it up, which is a strategic move. 1.00

01:04:35.580 Of course. 1.00

01:04:36.160 Now you're fucked. 1.00

01:04:36.960 But I have the ability to just not eat. 1.00

01:04:38.920 And then he's like, oh, how much do you weigh?

01:04:40.180 How much do you weigh?

01:04:40.720 Because he needs like a number to know what I need to do.

01:04:42.580 He refuses to get on the scale anymore.

01:04:44.280 You don't get that data.

01:04:45.360 Yeah.

01:04:45.740 That's my data.

01:04:46.580 All right.

01:04:47.060 Another episode in the book.

01:04:48.080 Thank you guys for watching.

01:04:48.780 We'll see you in Bonus Land or Burn in Hell.

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01:05:24.220 End Why this song.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - February 20, 2024

COLBERT HAS FULLY LOST IT

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