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00:00:13.920 All right. Welcome back to Fodogs Talks, a podcast episode 132. Today on the show, a new twink iteration just dropped and you won't believe which Trump supporting celebrity now falls into this category.

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00:02:48.380 Guys, first things first.

00:02:50.620 My new life-size Black Santa has arrived. 0.98

00:02:54.560 Should I show people what it does?

00:02:56.380 Sure.

00:03:07.140 All right.

00:03:12.740 We get it.

00:03:13.320 Thank God it has a kill switch.

00:03:15.700 It speaks Spanish.

00:03:17.660 Yeah.

00:03:18.380 It came in Spanish.

00:03:19.780 And that's kind of a common theme for you.

00:03:21.420 He's so sloppy on the online orders.

00:03:23.540 Sometimes he downloads a movie from Amazon that's in Spanish.

00:03:26.840 Yeah.

00:03:27.260 What do you have?

00:03:27.700 Like a VPN that thinks you're in Mexico or something?

00:03:30.040 What?

00:03:30.300 Something.

00:03:30.880 I don't know.

00:03:31.720 Something bad. 1.00

00:03:33.340 And once you started ordering Spanish-speaking shit, then they're like, okay, he loves Spanish-speaking shit. 1.00

00:03:37.500 I ordered that book that time. 1.00

00:03:38.500 I ordered that book that time, and it was in Spanish.

00:03:39.900 But this thing is very much worth it.

00:03:41.900 This was $150.

00:03:43.620 And it's not even Black Santa.

00:03:45.100 It's Dominican Santa.

00:03:46.440 That's what it was.

00:03:47.280 I thought it was just Black Santa, and it would be funny. 1.00

00:03:49.660 He'd be singing songs.

00:03:50.620 But it's actually some sort of Dominican Santa that speaks Spanish.

00:03:55.080 Noel. 1.00

00:03:55.380 This shit's so loud. 1.00

00:04:09.820 I fucking hate this Santa. 1.00

00:04:11.460 Jerry hates this thing, too. 1.00

00:04:12.720 I know.

00:04:13.780 Rap Boy and Jerry hate this thing.

00:04:16.020 I know.

00:04:16.720 It's expensive, $150.

00:04:18.200 Yeah.

00:04:18.640 But hear me out.

00:04:20.200 It's kind of an investment.

00:04:21.320 Because $150 just for December, that would make no sense.

00:04:25.820 Sure.

00:04:26.180 But if you use it all year round, it's like $10 a month.

00:04:28.860 Yeah.

00:04:29.400 I look forward to that.

00:04:30.640 Totally manageable.

00:04:32.840 Financing a $150 Black Santa.

00:04:36.340 Yeah.

00:04:37.200 And also, another problem with this thing is if you look closely in its eyes and just stare at it late at night, it'll move.

00:04:46.840 Or it'll, like, wink its eyes, or it'll move, and it's very spooky.

00:04:52.240 There's, like, entities can go in it.

00:04:55.440 Oh, that makes sense, yeah.

00:04:56.700 And then use it however they need.

00:04:58.200 But it has limited motion, kind of like Chucky.

00:05:00.980 Oh, okay.

00:05:01.840 Yeah.

00:05:02.200 So that's what we're dealing with.

00:05:03.480 Also, we mentioned this in Bonusland.

00:05:04.800 I bought those new shoes.

00:05:06.440 Okay.

00:05:06.820 What ones?

00:05:07.360 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:05:08.180 Slippers, right?

00:05:08.980 Those have been good. 1.00

00:05:10.160 Those are fucking so gay. 1.00

00:05:12.220 You just slide them on. 1.00

00:05:13.420 There's no ties.

00:05:14.420 And you know how bending over to tie your shoes can be.

00:05:16.420 I know.

00:05:16.860 For a guy like you?

00:05:17.760 I know. 0.99

00:05:18.220 It could be a death sentence. 1.00

00:05:19.360 For a guy like you. 1.00

00:05:20.460 Okay.

00:05:21.080 Let's get rid of this Santa.

00:05:22.320 Let's get into housekeeping.

00:05:23.340 All right.

00:05:24.080 All right.

00:05:24.720 So let's get into some clips.

00:05:26.000 We have a very important housekeeping for you guys today.

00:05:28.180 I think there's about four pages of housekeeping.

00:05:30.240 Okay.

00:05:30.880 So we have a lot of stuff to get into.

00:05:32.220 First things first, Jill Biden, Dr. Jill.

00:05:34.800 Yep.

00:05:35.380 Her White House decorations are up, and it's kind of what you'd expect. 1.00

00:05:40.840 Tacky and gay. 1.00

00:05:42.440 Tacky, gay, drag queens. 1.00

00:05:46.420 No class. 1.00

00:05:48.940 Twinks hiding behind every corner. 1.00

00:05:50.640 Oh, twinks hiding.

00:05:52.740 Twinks hiding behind every corner is the key. 1.00

00:05:55.020 Yeah.

00:05:59.200 All right.

00:05:59.660 We get it.

00:06:00.080 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:06:00.740 We're obviously not letting that play for the full two minutes.

00:06:03.480 Yeah.

00:06:04.060 Twink Circus has arrived, but Twink Circus has kind of been there already all year round.

00:06:08.300 Yeah.

00:06:08.560 It's nothing new, to be honest.

00:06:09.780 It's just another humiliation ritual during the holiest time of the year when you should

00:06:13.500 be celebrating with your families.

00:06:14.780 They go, hey, how about some Twinks? 1.00

00:06:16.600 Yeah.

00:06:16.980 I know it's about the birth of Christ, but have you seen these dancing Twinks? 1.00

00:06:20.760 Have you seen 20 Twinks? 0.94

00:06:22.020 Yeah.

00:06:22.380 Dancing.

00:06:23.360 20 Twinks are dancing.

00:06:24.940 Bring your kids.

00:06:25.920 The Twinks will give them a message that they'll imprint on them for life, hopefully. 1.00

00:06:32.020 But with the Biden's-

00:06:33.100 Which is actually kind of a Christmas pastime, is getting horrifically scared by the Santa

00:06:37.620 at the mall or something.

00:06:38.940 So now they're just kind of switching it.

00:06:40.720 The gloves on the other hand, and it's Twinks this time.

00:06:44.340 Yeah.

00:06:44.860 And that's a good point.

00:06:46.300 So it's kind of like a rite of passage to get scared by something at Christmas if you're 0.78

00:06:49.480 a little kid, but now it's gay as well.

00:06:51.640 That's a very good point, because when you're a kid, you get spooked because you're shy.

00:06:56.240 Yeah.

00:06:56.440 And now, as a kid, you get spooked and you're shy because of Twinks. 1.00

00:07:02.060 Yeah.

00:07:02.640 I know.

00:07:03.460 Crazy.

00:07:03.920 This actually brings us to a quick point about helicopter parents.

00:07:08.040 Okay.

00:07:08.800 Yeah.

00:07:09.180 I saw this post about helicopter parents.

00:07:11.080 Now that you bring it up, it's actually a good time to bring it up.

00:07:13.580 And it rings true to what you just said.

00:07:15.680 It's a tweet that says, one reason for insane helicopter parenting.

00:07:19.480 Upper middle class parents taught their kids to not judge people based on appearances,

00:07:23.320 but they themselves are well aware appearances matter a lot in predicting whether someone

00:07:27.820 might do you harm.

00:07:28.880 So parents are now forced to provide constant oversight to the point where they will no longer

00:07:32.700 even let their kids walk 20 minutes to school because the parents fear the kid's ability

00:07:36.240 to detect danger has been disabled by the steady drumbeat of nonjudgmentalism.

00:07:41.580 That's what we're doing.

00:07:42.940 Yeah, I agree.

00:07:43.880 It's like, hey, when I was a little kid, my parents were like, you see somebody dressed like

00:07:47.260 that?

00:07:47.820 No good.

00:07:48.460 It's like a street rat, hobo type, three jackets. 0.97

00:07:51.320 Yeah.

00:07:51.760 Three jackets is an easy sign.

00:07:53.180 That's for the colder climate people.

00:07:54.740 But yeah, so this is like an example where you could kind of warn your kids, hey, watch 1.00

00:07:59.120 out for some twink shit. 0.99

00:08:00.300 But now you can't. 1.00

00:08:01.540 So when they see the drag queen twinks dancing in the White House and they want to get shy, 0.99

00:08:06.480 the parents are like, oh, don't get shy.

00:08:07.960 You have to go touch that man's hand.

00:08:09.500 You have to.

00:08:10.340 You can't get shy.

00:08:11.340 Let that man kiss you. 0.99

00:08:12.480 Yeah.

00:08:12.860 So that's kind of what we're dealing with.

00:08:14.580 Joe Biden's numbers, their down, down baby.

00:08:18.040 Yoast Street in a Range Rover.

00:08:19.240 Look at this.

00:08:19.820 5 a.m.

00:08:20.660 Here in Washington, where we have new CNN poll numbers this morning in two critical battleground

00:08:25.140 states.

00:08:26.200 The news is not great for President Biden and his campaign.

00:08:29.020 The numbers show Donald Trump leading in both Georgia and Michigan.

00:08:33.080 In Georgia, a state Biden carried by a very narrow margin in 2020.

00:08:37.100 Registered voters say they prefer Trump over Biden by 5%.

00:08:40.600 All right, you get it.

00:08:41.420 A very narrow margin.

00:08:42.640 Yeah.

00:08:43.060 3 a.m.

00:08:43.740 Run the machine's margin.

00:08:46.680 Yeah.

00:08:47.160 Send the votes through.

00:08:48.440 How many do we need?

00:08:49.460 Yeah.

00:08:49.760 And then we also found out that Trump is ahead of Biden in all swing states.

00:08:54.100 Wisconsin, Georgia, Michigan, Pennsylvania, Nevada, North Carolina, Arizona, all by, you 0.94

00:08:58.600 know, a decent margin.

00:08:59.600 By a decent margin.

00:09:00.480 And a lot of people are saying bigger margin than cheating.

00:09:04.280 Yeah.

00:09:04.760 So it's like enough to win.

00:09:06.020 So expect some sort of nuke to go off. 1.00

00:09:08.100 Yeah, we're fucked. 1.00

00:09:08.900 It's looking too good too early. 1.00

00:09:11.100 Exactly.

00:09:11.960 That's the thing.

00:09:13.340 They need to push the plot forward.

00:09:14.860 And the Fed just met yesterday and they were talking about how they might have a bunch

00:09:20.560 of rate cuts going into 2024.

00:09:22.840 And so that might juice the economy.

00:09:24.620 The money printers might go back on.

00:09:26.100 So like, I don't know, man.

00:09:27.640 It's looking too good for a year away from election.

00:09:30.380 Yeah, exactly.

00:09:31.520 So expect them to do whatever they're cooking up.

00:09:34.000 Expect them to do it.

00:09:34.980 Something horrible.

00:09:36.280 And they'll get rid of Joe Biden.

00:09:37.460 Them reporting on it just kind of shows they're getting rid of Joe Biden.

00:09:40.300 They just need the official narrative to say, hey, Joe Biden's got to go make room for

00:09:45.260 Michelle Obama and Gavin Newsom or whoever.

00:09:47.880 It doesn't stop Ron DeSantis from trying to be the president.

00:09:52.100 He had a town hall this week.

00:09:53.700 And then Jake Tapper called him Rob.

00:09:56.200 And that in a variety of ways.

00:09:57.800 Thanks, Rob.

00:09:58.340 We're going to take a quick break.

00:09:59.800 We'll be right back.

00:10:00.520 He's kind of just like being a bobblehead and twitching.

00:10:03.500 Yeah.

00:10:03.680 But, you know, you got to have you got to laugh it off.

00:10:07.100 Absolutely.

00:10:07.680 Can't take yourself too seriously.

00:10:09.700 And that's like what that's what Trump would do.

00:10:11.740 He wouldn't say, oh, I need to stand up for myself.

00:10:13.880 And you need to correct that.

00:10:15.400 My name's Ron.

00:10:16.240 You just laugh and call him Chris Cuomo.

00:10:18.220 Yeah.

00:10:18.460 By accident.

00:10:19.000 Call him the wrong name.

00:10:20.020 Yeah.

00:10:20.520 Who cares?

00:10:21.180 You're running for the president.

00:10:22.140 It's the most important person in the world.

00:10:24.120 It's like his I bet his inner circle is like you need to stand up for yourself.

00:10:27.980 Yeah.

00:10:28.180 You have to correct that as soon as it happens, Rob.

00:10:30.340 Yeah.

00:10:30.760 They need to they need to respect you.

00:10:33.020 Doesn't really work like that, buddy.

00:10:35.040 Let's move on.

00:10:36.120 Let's get into some politics, I guess.

00:10:38.700 Is Israeli couscous at Yale was renamed to just couscous.

00:10:44.500 Yeah.

00:10:44.860 So Yale, Yale there will be called to a congressional hearing soon enough, I guess, over the couscous

00:10:49.880 salad.

00:10:50.740 But yeah, it used to say Israeli couscous salad with spinach and tomatoes.

00:10:53.720 And now it's just couscous salad with spinach and tomatoes.

00:10:56.620 Yeah.

00:10:56.880 So American Jewish people have it very tough.

00:10:59.080 They had a lot of their posters ripped down and Tifa's chanting some bad things at them.

00:11:04.280 Oh, yeah.

00:11:04.780 And now this.

00:11:05.980 So I'm glad we're standing up for them that their treatment at Yale's salad bar.

00:11:10.180 Yeah.

00:11:10.780 Not even the whole food court, just the salad bar specifically.

00:11:13.640 It needs to change.

00:11:14.680 I know.

00:11:15.080 There was also a guy. 1.00

00:11:16.220 I mean, it is so funny, though, that you catch them doing something so stupid. 0.99

00:11:19.380 It's just like, hey, last week this was Israeli. 1.00

00:11:22.120 It's like someone a message came down like, hey, get rid of the Israeli couscous.

00:11:26.760 It's so funny to me.

00:11:27.820 Just call it couscous.

00:11:29.160 There was someone this week.

00:11:31.420 It was like maybe someone from Iran or one of like the Hamas people was like yelling 0.84

00:11:36.060 like death to the Jews. 0.99

00:11:37.240 And then he collapsed on stage. 0.99

00:11:38.760 Oh. 0.93

00:11:39.420 And so it makes you kind of think that maybe the Jewish people have some sort of kill on

00:11:44.600 demand switch where everyone just like have your name on a thing and they press it and 0.96

00:11:49.460 then you die. 0.86

00:11:50.300 So we need to stand up for them and be on the correct side of that.

00:11:52.960 So no one has any exploded heart problem.

00:11:55.100 OK.

00:11:55.400 I missed that one.

00:11:56.180 So, yeah.

00:11:56.780 Yale needs needs to do the right thing.

00:11:58.620 Correct.

00:11:58.940 The salad bar.

00:11:59.940 Let's move on.

00:12:00.840 The Satanic Temple put a display up in Iowa.

00:12:04.380 It is Christmas.

00:12:05.680 Yeah.

00:12:06.460 You are visiting the Iowa Statehouse over the next couple of weeks.

00:12:09.180 You will see this in the rotunda.

00:12:10.980 It's a holiday display put up by the Satanic Temple.

00:12:14.000 KCCI's Beau Bowman went to the Statehouse today to find out more about it.

00:12:19.640 The supporters of this group say if there could be a Christmas tree here in the Capitol,

00:12:24.160 then they can display this put on by the Iowa Satanic Temple.

00:12:28.440 We're going to really.

00:12:29.960 Yeah.

00:12:30.040 It's all just antagonistic.

00:12:31.720 We found out that the Satanic altar displayed in Iowa was torn down.

00:12:35.700 So one of our guys got it.

00:12:37.580 So we weren't obviously encouraging anybody, but it's already over.

00:12:41.320 And here's a picture of it.

00:12:42.440 Now fallen, desecrated.

00:12:45.140 Love to see it.

00:12:45.900 Love to see it.

00:12:46.780 And look at it. 1.00

00:12:47.240 It's got a stupid setup. 1.00

00:12:48.140 What is this little shit? 1.00

00:12:49.440 It's like a mannequin. 1.00

00:12:50.620 It's not like they really did it.

00:12:51.900 It's basically the equivalent of the Black Santa. 0.95

00:12:54.280 Yeah.

00:12:54.600 And they just put it up there. 1.00

00:12:55.560 So it's a piece of shit. 1.00

00:12:56.420 They ripped his head off. 1.00

00:12:57.360 Rebuked.

00:12:57.660 Rebuked in the name of Jesus for Christmas. 0.96

00:12:59.420 Exactly.

00:13:00.020 Which I like to do.

00:13:01.160 And that's the thing, too.

00:13:02.260 It's like it's Christmas, the birth of Christ, Christmas tree.

00:13:06.240 And then they go, well, we can put up our thing, too.

00:13:08.620 Yeah.

00:13:09.020 And I say no.

00:13:10.280 Yeah.

00:13:10.460 I know it's free speech.

00:13:11.620 I know there's a line. 0.99

00:13:12.340 But when you're doing satanic temple shit in a Christian country, I think they go, nah, 0.99

00:13:18.080 not that one. 0.99

00:13:18.940 And that doesn't mean everyone's going to lose their free speech.

00:13:21.240 Just the line will be satanic stuff.

00:13:22.900 Yeah.

00:13:23.300 Maybe not in the state capitol.

00:13:24.940 Yeah.

00:13:25.780 And I don't know.

00:13:26.380 Maybe that's not a popular opinion.

00:13:27.660 But I think you can kind of look at things objectively and go, all right,

00:13:30.640 everyone's got free speech.

00:13:32.000 And then we'll look at the things individually.

00:13:34.140 This guy wants to put a satanic temple thing up.

00:13:36.320 We're not doing that.

00:13:36.980 Yeah. 0.99

00:13:37.180 Oh, the shitty antagonistic atheist group wants to troll? 1.00

00:13:41.040 Yeah. 0.99

00:13:41.260 Like, no, that's not kind of the same thing as the religion of the majority of the country. 1.00

00:13:45.000 Let's, you can fuck off. 1.00

00:13:46.320 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

00:13:47.500 So let's move on.

00:13:48.880 What's going on at the border?

00:13:50.760 Yeah.

00:13:50.960 Border Patrol had another busy day.

00:13:53.100 Here's the aerial shot.

00:13:54.300 And what does it say?

00:13:55.280 George Ventura has been reporting from there.

00:13:57.160 Over a thousand migrants and massive groups.

00:13:58.980 It's, again, in Eagle Pass, Texas, which is the hot spot.

00:14:02.980 Barely 1 p.m. here.

00:14:04.160 We've encountered several migrants who were injured while crossing and required medical services from the local fire department.

00:14:11.300 Yeah.

00:14:11.820 And I, here's like the aerial shot, what it looks like.

00:14:14.320 Everyone's just lined up, coming across.

00:14:16.200 Yeah.

00:14:16.480 Get them into vans.

00:14:17.260 And I'm like wondering, and maybe I'm being too mean to the Border Patrol people, but it's like, oh, how was work today?

00:14:25.400 Yeah.

00:14:25.680 Oh, it was really good.

00:14:26.580 We let in 50,000 people and we handed out a bunch of cell phones and loaded them on buses and shipped them internally to the U.S.

00:14:33.040 Yeah.

00:14:33.840 Like, don't you guys, isn't there something going on where you're like, hey, this isn't our job.

00:14:39.020 We're not doing what's best for the country.

00:14:41.000 This isn't like upholding the Constitution.

00:14:43.620 I don't feel right.

00:14:44.440 Like, isn't there something like that, like in the back of people's brains?

00:14:47.680 I think there is.

00:14:48.960 But in the back of their brains is, I have a pension.

00:14:53.080 I've been on this job 10 years.

00:14:54.600 You know, so everybody's kind of trapped in these golden handcuffs of like, oh, I don't know.

00:14:58.940 This is just what we're doing now.

00:15:00.600 Yeah.

00:15:01.060 And you got to get rid of that.

00:15:02.180 Of course.

00:15:02.760 Obviously.

00:15:03.300 Imagine waking up in the morning and like you get a coffee from 7-Eleven.

00:15:06.880 You throw a Zin in. 1.00

00:15:09.020 Oh, it's the best.

00:15:09.760 You're like, let's go have a day.

00:15:10.880 Let's let's let these third world illegals. 1.00

00:15:13.380 Let's open the gates and let them all in. 0.98

00:15:15.160 Let's have.

00:15:15.540 Oh, we had a good day today.

00:15:16.760 We was busy.

00:15:17.580 Yeah.

00:15:18.440 That's just what I don't get.

00:15:19.860 It's ugly.

00:15:20.580 And I'm sure there's a lot of Border Patrol agents who are currently hating it.

00:15:23.580 So, yeah.

00:15:24.560 Well, they need to they need to do something different because hating it, but then letting everyone

00:15:29.820 in, it doesn't really that doesn't work.

00:15:32.920 Yeah.

00:15:33.920 OK, here's a train.

00:15:35.400 Here's a train camera shot.

00:15:36.960 And here's everyone like a couple hours south of the U.S.-Mexico border.

00:15:41.680 Yeah.

00:15:41.900 Just hordes.

00:15:43.240 Hordes of people.

00:15:44.380 Of whoever wants to come is trying to hop on this train and heading up our way.

00:15:48.660 Yeah.

00:15:48.840 It's not even caravans anymore.

00:15:50.320 It's just streams of bodies.

00:15:52.380 Yep.

00:15:52.620 And then speaking of the border, but in another country in St. Petersburg, Russia, some migrants

00:15:58.200 who were there illegally, I believe, extinguished the eternal flame.

00:16:05.300 So this thing goes forever.

00:16:06.540 It's like a monument.

00:16:07.620 And they came over the Uzbek boys. 0.99

00:16:09.900 Yeah.

00:16:10.200 From Uzbeki. 0.99

00:16:11.640 Uzbekistan.

00:16:12.300 Yeah.

00:16:12.480 These Uzbek youths.

00:16:14.400 Oh, we'll just put this out.

00:16:16.220 And guess what Russia did? 0.60

00:16:18.080 What did they do?

00:16:18.880 They deported the entire family of all of these kids.

00:16:24.080 Send a message.

00:16:25.360 Yeah. 0.96

00:16:25.780 Feels fucking good when your country cares about you and your own heritage and what you stand 0.50

00:16:30.700 for, as opposed to just the border patrol being like this. 0.81

00:16:33.740 Exactly.

00:16:35.080 They deported everybody.

00:16:37.120 Yeah.

00:16:37.440 But we need to fight Russia. 0.86

00:16:39.100 Yeah.

00:16:39.420 We need to send more weapons to Ukraine, right? 0.99

00:16:41.480 Here's Zelensky.

00:16:42.440 Yeah.

00:16:42.720 Here's what he said about the support he needs.

00:16:44.820 Travel to the front line.

00:16:46.800 Ask people.

00:16:47.800 Ask soldiers.

00:16:48.880 What they need.

00:16:49.900 Do this.

00:16:51.060 Not build roads for today.

00:16:54.000 Don't do it.

00:16:54.700 Spend all your money to the weapon, to the drones, to the society, to the pensions, and

00:17:00.600 et cetera.

00:17:01.320 And don't cry.

00:17:02.520 So don't fix your own countries.

00:17:04.340 Don't build your own roads.

00:17:06.100 Send the money to Ukraine so we can fight Russia. 0.95

00:17:09.280 Send money for missiles and other henchmen-related activities.

00:17:13.720 I don't know.

00:17:14.620 Yeah.

00:17:14.920 And then also, Zelensky just bought a $20 million house in Vero Beach, Florida.

00:17:18.860 Wow.

00:17:19.300 Where'd he get that cash?

00:17:20.500 Yeah.

00:17:20.900 What's your salary, dog?

00:17:22.240 What's your salary?

00:17:23.580 Public servant.

00:17:24.800 $250 grand?

00:17:26.560 Yeah.

00:17:27.040 Public servant of like a ran-down country?

00:17:29.060 Yep.

00:17:29.240 All right.

00:17:30.380 Let's move on.

00:17:31.200 Like we said, Russia deals with their illegals a certain way. 0.97

00:17:34.400 And that's not even a capitalist country, capitalistic country.

00:17:38.060 I mean, they kind of are.

00:17:39.180 It's oligarchal.

00:17:40.760 Yeah.

00:17:41.160 It is oligarchal.

00:17:42.340 But there was a good Mimetic Sisyphus capitalism tweet that came off of this other tweet.

00:17:48.360 Can you read the original tweet and then Mimetic Sisyphus's reply?

00:17:50.920 Yeah.

00:17:51.200 Some twink on Twitter goes, capitalism induces a lot of mental health issues and others it

00:17:56.000 exacerbates.

00:17:57.160 And then it turns your mental health into a commodity.

00:17:59.520 So you do a cost-benefit analysis and shell out money to fix yourself for capitalism.

00:18:05.200 Ugh. 1.00

00:18:05.660 Burn this shit to the ground. 1.00

00:18:07.600 Yeah. 1.00

00:18:07.800 So I guess this twink is in therapy and he's mad he has to pay for it or something.

00:18:12.380 I don't know.

00:18:13.400 And then Mimetic Sisyphus, our boy, said, hatred of capitalism, by which they just mean

00:18:17.820 having a job, is no different than a black person blaming his problems on white people 1.00

00:18:21.760 or a neo-Nazi blaming everything on the Jews or a rad femme blaming all men. 0.97

00:18:26.240 It would be great if all my problems were caused by some larger-than-life force outside

00:18:29.760 my control.

00:18:30.740 My ego would never have to take the hit that I am the root of the problem.

00:18:34.040 One of the hardest and most important lessons Christianity teaches us is our brokenness 1.00

00:18:39.320 is the source of the world's problems, not the other way around.

00:18:42.840 That humility is gone from our culture.

00:18:45.340 Very true.

00:18:46.400 Do you know people message me and they say, I know you're secretly Mimetic Sisyphus?

00:18:50.940 And it's like, do you think I can formulate a tweet like that?

00:18:53.500 We wish, man.

00:18:54.460 We, you know.

00:18:55.040 I can't even order on Amazon.

00:18:56.840 Santa speaks Spanish.

00:18:58.140 Yeah.

00:18:58.260 So that should cast all doubt out the window right now.

00:19:01.440 Mimetic Sisyphus, if you order something on Amazon, would like look up the dimensions

00:19:04.740 and like the batteries required and whatever and how it works.

00:19:08.780 I just rip it and then go, oh, it's in Spanish.

00:19:11.260 Oh, it's the wrong thing again.

00:19:12.820 So yeah, we are not Mimetic Sisyphus.

00:19:14.640 He is his own man.

00:19:15.760 Yeah. 0.99

00:19:16.140 And also whenever these like hipster pussy types say like, oh, burn it all down. 1.00

00:19:20.400 Yeah. 0.99

00:19:20.860 Do you know how ugly it would get for like a vice reporter if it all got burned down?

00:19:25.740 Like, do you think you thrive in that kind of environment?

00:19:28.460 Yeah.

00:19:28.680 In a foraging, like capitalism down.

00:19:31.260 Like cartels and gangs and like guns and chaos and anarchy.

00:19:35.600 Yeah.

00:19:35.840 And so you're scared of guns.

00:19:37.320 You're saying burn it all down.

00:19:38.500 And also keep in mind, hey, let's load this place up with millions of people from the third 1.00

00:19:42.420 world.

00:19:42.940 Yeah.

00:19:43.160 Everyone's here.

00:19:43.900 Okay. 0.97

00:19:44.680 Burn it down. 0.99

00:19:45.920 Let's get rid of the cops. 1.00

00:19:47.260 The last thing these type of pussies want to deal with is a power vacuum. 1.00

00:19:51.620 That's all I'll say. 1.00

00:19:52.640 You don't fill the vacuum.

00:19:54.700 Myself included. 0.99

00:19:55.460 You know, I'm not looking to, I'm not looking to do any warlord shit. 0.99

00:19:58.520 Yeah. 0.99

00:19:58.820 But we have strong allies.

00:20:00.180 Yeah.

00:20:00.580 Yeah.

00:20:00.900 Yeah.

00:20:01.080 We got strong allies.

00:20:02.000 We have the guns.

00:20:03.020 Our allies have the guns.

00:20:04.280 Yeah.

00:20:04.620 And we're organized.

00:20:05.720 This guy scared of guns, burn it all down.

00:20:08.620 That would be your, that would be the biggest mistake of your life.

00:20:11.640 I know.

00:20:12.060 Tweeting.

00:20:12.560 Cause you're mad that you just got a bill from your psychiatrist and it was $350.

00:20:17.320 Yeah.

00:20:17.760 You're not going to make it.

00:20:18.920 You're not going to make it is right.

00:20:20.720 All right.

00:20:20.980 Let's move on.

00:20:22.140 We have some DEI stuff.

00:20:24.040 Yeah.

00:20:24.600 Big story broke recently with this Facebook diversity manager who admits to stealing more

00:20:30.840 than $4 million to fund her lavish lifestyle, including more than $18,000 to a preschool

00:20:35.800 for tuition.

00:20:37.240 It's this typical DEI looking black woman. 1.00

00:20:40.020 Um, and this is one of my favorites.

00:20:42.020 This picture that came out, she used it to LARP as some sort of coming to America type

00:20:46.940 queen thing. 0.96

00:20:48.160 Got all the money, all the money, $4 million.

00:20:51.640 Um, and I think this was, um, the allegation said that she did it through like a, a, a big,

00:20:59.380 uh, fraud scheme where she like created invoices, made fake vendors, got cash payments kind 1.00

00:21:05.740 of like off the book.

00:21:06.500 So it was all a big like hustle.

00:21:08.480 I respect it.

00:21:09.980 Well, I mean the D the money did go to a black woman technically. 1.00

00:21:13.100 So it's kind of what DEI sets out to do.

00:21:15.680 They should just let her do it. 0.78

00:21:16.720 And my favorite thing about this whole thing is that you got a DEI job at a tech top 10 tech 0.98

00:21:24.080 company, Facebook, which is the fucking, there's no deliverables. 0.96

00:21:29.160 There's no metrics like, Oh, profit went up this much this quarter. 1.00

00:21:32.280 It's just like, are we hiring more black people?

00:21:34.280 Are we doing more diversity and she probably made one 50 a year and she needed more, you 0.98

00:21:39.900 know, it was the cushiest, easiest resume padding job for the clown world. 0.78

00:21:44.320 Right. 0.86

00:21:44.400 Yeah.

00:21:44.780 I need a $4 million budget and I'll just get, you know, dispensive at how I see fit.

00:21:49.280 Yeah.

00:21:49.580 And she still squandered it.

00:21:51.200 You know, she had to grab more. 0.98

00:21:52.640 That's the funny part.

00:21:53.360 That's really good.

00:21:54.700 I love to see it.

00:21:55.620 And also the Harvard, uh, president, she's been under fire this whole week, uh, for plagiarism. 0.99

00:22:00.480 Yeah.

00:22:01.120 So found out she plagiarized.

00:22:02.760 Yeah.

00:22:03.100 Basically there were full chunks, big sentences in some of her work that came from a guy and

00:22:09.360 Christopher Ruffo broke that story.

00:22:11.400 And the New York times kind of was running interference for Claudine Gay.

00:22:15.920 Uh, they, they had a article came out that said Harvard clears president of research misconduct

00:22:20.820 after plagiarism charges.

00:22:22.380 And I mean, they, Chris Ruffo was tweeting the evidence.

00:22:25.700 It was, here's a paragraph, here's a paragraph, exact same sentence.

00:22:29.880 It was a copy and paste situation.

00:22:31.580 It wasn't even like you rewrote it and made it sound different, literally copy and pasted

00:22:36.440 word for word.

00:22:37.120 And we went to an Ivy league school.

00:22:38.660 Of course.

00:22:39.120 Remember how scary we were to get caught plagiarizing?

00:22:41.960 It was called getting Parkhursted.

00:22:43.600 And if you got called to Parkhurst, you were in big trouble.

00:22:47.100 Like the building, Parkhurst building.

00:22:48.620 It was the worst thing you could ever do.

00:22:50.760 It was so scary.

00:22:51.840 You had to go before like a student panel and then you'd have to go through a faculty

00:22:56.220 thing and it was a big nightmare.

00:22:58.300 And they always erred on the side of you're guilty.

00:23:01.620 Yeah.

00:23:01.880 It wasn't you're innocent until proven guilty.

00:23:03.380 It was you're guilty until you really prove something.

00:23:07.400 But the, the rule was five consecutive words.

00:23:10.720 If you ever, if there's more than five consecutive words that match anything else, like you're 0.99

00:23:14.540 fucked. 1.00

00:23:14.980 Yeah. 0.99

00:23:15.220 And now the diversity hire president of Harvard is the one who can get away with it. 0.73

00:23:19.500 Yeah. 0.99

00:23:19.920 Because she's a black woman and her last name's gay. 1.00

00:23:23.680 Yeah. 0.99

00:23:24.000 So she could do whatever she wants.

00:23:25.520 Oh yeah.

00:23:25.800 She runs that.

00:23:26.740 Carte Blanche. 1.00

00:23:27.280 If you're a black woman and your last name's gay, they love that shit. 1.00

00:23:30.660 And a buzzed head. 1.00

00:23:31.720 Yeah.

00:23:31.880 Oh, of course.

00:23:32.520 She's miss Harvard now.

00:23:33.660 Oh yeah.

00:23:33.960 Um, dude, I would be the number one plagiarizer if I could in college, you know, how I did

00:23:40.720 my homework fast and loose.

00:23:42.740 I would have loved to plagiarize, but even I, a non-serious student.

00:23:47.720 Yeah.

00:23:48.080 Even I knew he wasn't headed to grad school.

00:23:50.520 He wasn't headed anywhere.

00:23:51.740 I just wanted to head back to my room and smoke a doink.

00:23:54.120 But even I knew, even I knew you can't just copy and paste because that would be crazy.

00:24:01.600 Yep.

00:24:01.840 And this whole fun thing we got going on, this free four years of doing whatever you want

00:24:06.120 will come to an end.

00:24:07.320 A screeching end.

00:24:09.160 In shame.

00:24:10.380 Do you want to play this video?

00:24:11.340 Yeah.

00:24:11.360 Well, here's some kids that, uh, got caught cheating and they're all sad.

00:24:15.920 Guess who was getting expelled one week before college graduation?

00:24:19.560 Me.

00:24:19.920 Because I accidentally turned in an entirely plagiarized paper that chat GPT wrote because

00:24:23.960 I got sabotaged by my ex.

00:24:25.600 If you just got kicked out of your university, you're plagiarizing my professor email and

00:24:29.840 said, I plagiarize.

00:24:30.680 So apparently I'm not going to graduate.

00:24:32.640 It's just, everybody gets absolutely kicked out for plagiarizing.

00:24:35.780 It's not hard.

00:24:37.300 Um, it's a standard that obviously wasn't applied to the DEI hire, but DEI also goes across multiple,

00:24:44.200 um, industries, but also multiple, uh, parts of education.

00:24:48.740 So grad school, medical school, there was a study done about, uh, doctors, black doctors

00:24:55.520 and how they're kind of pushed through the system.

00:24:57.580 And then they need more learning down the road when they're actually doctors because they're

00:25:02.100 not performing at the correct high levels.

00:25:03.940 Can you give that headline a read?

00:25:05.640 Yeah.

00:25:05.860 Well, this paper was originally called, uh, dismantling the over-policing of black residents.

00:25:11.860 Black residents face higher rates of remedial interventions and dismissal than do their white 0.98

00:25:16.940 counterparts.

00:25:18.080 Such over-policing affects the mental health of trainees as well as their careers. 0.84

00:25:22.060 So basically what happens is a lot of times black people who aren't qualified to get into

00:25:26.780 medical school are got, are put into medical school because of DEI and lower standards for

00:25:33.040 their grades. 0.86

00:25:33.600 The MCAT, you need less of a score if you're black. 0.99

00:25:36.060 Exactly.

00:25:36.560 And then getting through medical school, the same thing happens.

00:25:39.120 So then when these people enter the workforce as doctors, the underqualified ones who struggle,

00:25:45.180 struggle to be an actual doctor and then they need like retraining and they have like problems

00:25:50.160 where people get injured or they misdiagnose things and they get basically in trouble down

00:25:55.620 the road more than the white counterparts. 0.97

00:25:58.000 And instead of saying, oh, that's because of all the DEI and all the initiatives to put

00:26:02.080 black people through medical school, they say that's evidence of racism too.

00:26:06.080 You can't win. 0.94

00:26:06.740 You can't win. 0.99

00:26:07.460 So black people not scoring high enough to get into medical school is racism. 0.99

00:26:11.460 Let's let them in. 0.99

00:26:12.400 Black people, when they get into medical school, not performing high and doing well on their 1.00

00:26:16.600 tests and the MCATs, that's racism too. 0.86

00:26:18.640 Let them through.

00:26:19.540 And then when they're doctors not performing well as doctors and people are getting injured

00:26:23.700 or killed because of it, that's racism too.

00:26:26.340 Yeah.

00:26:26.540 And when they leave a scalpula and stitch up your body, they leave a piece of foreign object

00:26:31.040 inside after they stitch you up. 1.00

00:26:32.300 Ah, shit. 1.00

00:26:32.860 That's racism too. 1.00

00:26:33.920 Where's that knife thing? 1.00

00:26:35.720 Ah, shit. 1.00

00:26:37.380 You sewed it up. 1.00

00:26:38.700 No, it's fine.

00:26:39.700 It's fine.

00:26:40.440 Yeah.

00:26:40.620 But there are some states that are stepping up and not participating in the DEI.

00:26:45.100 Yeah.

00:26:45.320 We got a dub this week from Oklahoma.

00:26:48.540 Governor Stitt signed an executive order abolishing the DEI bureaucracy in all public universities.

00:26:54.720 So that's the fourth state, I believe, along with Florida, Texas, Iowa, Oklahoma just got

00:27:01.160 added.

00:27:02.460 And yeah, so they basically have to eliminate the offices of diversity, equity, and inclusion

00:27:06.760 at all higher education in the state.

00:27:10.440 So if you're getting tax dollars to do it, you can't just have mindless DEI employees.

00:27:15.820 And then the DEI employees, when they get fired, they're probably like, no, no, you can't do

00:27:21.600 this.

00:27:23.120 You're going to get rid of us.

00:27:24.160 That's the whole point of us.

00:27:25.100 Oh, no.

00:27:25.880 You can't do this to me.

00:27:27.020 And I mean, so like the grift is somewhat ending, but obviously that doesn't affect

00:27:33.100 any corporate policies.

00:27:35.680 The companies who operate in Oklahoma are free to do whatever diversity, equity, inclusion 0.95

00:27:39.720 shit they want. 0.98

00:27:40.800 Same with Texas and Florida. 1.00

00:27:42.420 It's just people who control the purse strings, right?

00:27:45.660 Yeah, exactly.

00:27:46.420 And then on Reddit, someone posted about how DEI was affecting their workplace, and it was

00:27:50.600 really insightful.

00:27:51.600 Yeah.

00:27:51.820 They said, I can't fill positions because of DEI, so I'm at my breaking point with our

00:27:56.440 DEI initiative.

00:27:57.260 If one of my hiring managers posts a job and we don't get a certain percentage of women 1.00

00:28:01.420 or minority applicants, we can't hire anyone and have to have the job listing reviewed by

00:28:06.240 DEI and reworked to be more appealing to the target groups.

00:28:10.180 If the stars align and we have enough of the right kind of applicants, any decision my hiring

00:28:14.640 managers and SME advisors make can be overturned by DEI.

00:28:19.520 I have multiple maintenance and engineering positions going unfilled.

00:28:23.000 I have DEI handpicks that can't be let go except for extreme willful negligence.

00:28:29.500 Great.

00:28:30.020 Unless they really burn the place down.

00:28:31.520 Yeah.

00:28:31.880 I have an engineer who has the English and mathematical proficiency of a middle school

00:28:37.640 student.

00:28:38.520 After my automation manager and I asked HR if they're even doing education checks anymore,

00:28:44.160 supposedly he does have legitimate degree from a university in Senegal.

00:28:47.580 They got him enrolled at a local community college, but he was unable to maintain a 2.0

00:28:51.980 GPA.

00:28:52.480 So he is on paid leave while they figure out what to do with this guy.

00:28:56.500 I get the intent behind DEI, but this has gone beyond insane.

00:29:00.780 So he's on paid leave while they figure out what to do with the guy who's like completely

00:29:04.200 useless as an engineer for the company.

00:29:06.260 So it's like a department that makes no money for your company. 0.65

00:29:10.180 It's purely like a policing, compliance, whatever, causes you to hire people who also hurt your

00:29:17.040 company.

00:29:17.780 So it's kind of like this thing, like this parasite on a company that makes you do worse

00:29:24.520 too.

00:29:25.160 Yeah.

00:29:25.460 So it's a really backwards and upside down.

00:29:27.860 Would that qualify?

00:29:29.060 Yeah.

00:29:29.420 Yeah.

00:29:29.580 Yeah.

00:29:29.960 Basically.

00:29:30.700 The goal is to improve the company, but it's not.

00:29:32.740 And not only is it not improving the company, it's actually hurting the company.

00:29:35.660 Yeah.

00:29:36.000 Backwards, upside down, satanic.

00:29:37.260 And so it's one of those things where the rich companies who want to get good boy points,

00:29:41.980 they're going to continue to do it.

00:29:43.460 You know, the companies who have monopolies or, you know, big moats, they're going to continue

00:29:48.840 to do it. 1.00

00:29:49.440 But I saw it at a company I worked at and it was a lot of dumb people. 0.98

00:29:54.940 I remember they, they placed, uh, there was a recruiting thing that happened and they said, 0.92

00:29:59.740 okay, here are our updated target schools.

00:30:01.900 And I immediately went and Googled the updated target schools, which were HBCUs.

00:30:06.220 And, uh, the ACTs to get into some of these schools were like 16, seven to 18.

00:30:13.180 That's anybody.

00:30:14.040 That's anybody off the street.

00:30:16.000 So that's anybody.

00:30:17.200 Hey, yeah.

00:30:17.920 They had a good run, right?

00:30:19.440 They did.

00:30:19.980 And I mean, it's still continuing.

00:30:21.300 We'll see, but it seems like more people are waking up to it.

00:30:23.800 Um, which is a good thing.

00:30:24.980 Yep.

00:30:25.260 All right.

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00:31:00.100 Um, all right.

00:31:01.440 Let's get into the fun stuff.

00:31:03.380 This is my favorite part of housekeeping.

00:31:04.740 Henchman maxing continues.

00:31:06.700 We have been calling for people to be henchman maxing, especially after we called for people

00:31:11.300 to be wasp maxing. 0.93

00:31:12.720 Yeah.

00:31:12.960 Doesn't fit everybody.

00:31:14.080 Not everyone likes polos and boat shoes.

00:31:15.880 So if that's not you, there is another option.

00:31:18.200 There is a henchman lane for you.

00:31:19.600 There's a lane.

00:31:20.220 There's a lane for everybody.

00:31:21.640 So the quarterback on the giants, Tommy DeVito, Tommy DeVito, his agent, the Italian 0.99

00:31:27.220 guy came up in an absolute henchman fit, the pinstripe suit on the phone.

00:31:32.000 Who knows who he's talking to with the hat.

00:31:34.280 Yeah.

00:31:34.860 A key part of the henchman outfit is the hat.

00:31:37.040 So keep that in mind.

00:31:38.760 Um, and then we had this from a follower.

00:31:41.680 It was a, what a Christmas story, a Christmas story.

00:31:44.160 The bully kid. 0.62

00:31:45.400 Yeah.

00:31:45.660 Who, uh, Fargus. 0.57

00:31:47.080 Yeah.

00:31:47.600 Scott Fargus is little henchman.

00:31:49.560 Little henchman.

00:31:50.120 Yeah.

00:31:50.360 Exactly.

00:31:51.480 So there's henchman Jr.

00:31:52.820 And I love that hat.

00:31:54.260 I love that jacket.

00:31:55.420 The knuckle gloves is a huge henchman piece.

00:31:58.660 That's a huge henchman piece.

00:31:59.700 So good to see.

00:32:01.120 Um, and related to this kind of, um, there's an inspector gadget runner.

00:32:05.660 Yeah.

00:32:06.140 And inspector gadget's constantly going up against henchmen, which is why it's kind of related.

00:32:10.320 But look at the inspector gadget legs.

00:32:13.020 On your march, get set, go. 0.88

00:32:17.960 Ah, goofy brother. 1.00

00:32:19.420 Inspector gadget ass. 1.00

00:32:23.900 Inspector gadget leg. 1.00

00:32:24.940 Yeah.

00:32:25.360 So that's related.

00:32:26.680 Um, okay.

00:32:27.580 Let's move on.

00:32:28.420 As many of you guys know, especially bonus landers.

00:32:31.660 I'm on a new health kick.

00:32:34.540 Okay.

00:32:35.020 I'm on my health journey. 1.00

00:32:36.320 Shut the fuck up. 1.00

00:32:37.140 As Richard Rafferoy hates to hear. 1.00

00:32:38.980 Yeah.

00:32:39.460 Um, and I'm doing this new thing.

00:32:41.760 It, it's called drinking tea.

00:32:44.620 Okay.

00:32:45.060 And basically you just drink tea for whatever you want to do.

00:32:49.020 You want to wake up.

00:32:50.280 You drink tea.

00:32:50.940 Need to go to bed.

00:32:51.700 You drink tea.

00:32:52.500 There's a sleepy tea.

00:32:53.420 Need to feel good.

00:32:54.540 There's a tea.

00:32:55.280 Need to feel relaxed.

00:32:56.640 There's a tea.

00:32:57.540 So now I just keep drinking all these different types of teas, depending on what I'm trying

00:33:01.080 to do, the uppers and the downers and the, you know, calm me down, smooth me out.

00:33:06.240 There's a whole different batch of tea for everything.

00:33:08.660 And I've been ripping tea and I literally can't do anything without it.

00:33:12.560 Oh, it's going great.

00:33:14.180 Just want to let you guys know, don't jam yourself up full of energy drinks.

00:33:17.760 Like I used to, you don't want to do that.

00:33:20.000 I'm just a coffee guy.

00:33:21.360 Coffee's bean water.

00:33:22.420 Bean water is good. 0.99

00:33:24.040 But once you start drinking those zero calorie weird Celsius shit chemicals, all kinds of 0.99

00:33:29.920 uppie uppies, there's different ways. 0.99

00:33:32.020 I'm on this tea wave.

00:33:33.360 I recommend it to everybody.

00:33:34.660 All right.

00:33:35.140 All right.

00:33:35.560 Let's move on.

00:33:36.200 There's a good bit I saw this week where the guy tells the lady to tap the shoulder.

00:33:40.420 This is a good bit.

00:33:41.540 It's a good classic old bit.

00:33:46.460 Flags the lady down. 1.00

00:33:53.040 And then he looks.

00:33:54.940 That's a good bit.

00:33:56.360 Yeah.

00:33:56.700 I used to do that as a kid.

00:33:57.940 Yeah.

00:33:58.140 Stuff like that.

00:33:58.940 Or when you're driving, you beep and wave to somebody who's walking.

00:34:01.960 It's a good bit.

00:34:02.800 It's a classic.

00:34:03.380 It's harmless.

00:34:04.200 It's Americana.

00:34:05.020 Yeah.

00:34:05.320 And it's low production.

00:34:06.440 Big reward.

00:34:08.700 So drinking tea, doing bits.

00:34:10.720 Yep.

00:34:11.080 Are you keeping notes, everybody?

00:34:12.360 Yeah.

00:34:12.900 You got something on your shirt.

00:34:15.460 Good bit.

00:34:16.260 I looked down.

00:34:17.240 Physical bits.

00:34:18.220 We don't ever do physical bits.

00:34:19.420 That's some slapstick. 0.99

00:34:20.560 That's some Rocky and Bullwinkle shit. 0.99

00:34:24.600 All right. 0.99

00:34:25.220 The mailman came before the show today.

00:34:27.860 Almost.

00:34:28.400 Yeah.

00:34:28.660 Go ahead.

00:34:29.040 And he rang the doorbell.

00:34:30.420 And he's like, oh, I got some certified mail.

00:34:32.220 So I'm like, great. 0.97

00:34:33.000 I fucking probably got subpoenaed or something. 0.96

00:34:35.000 Subpoenaed, audited. 0.99

00:34:36.060 Things start racing through his mind.

00:34:37.440 Yeah.

00:34:37.880 So in my, and it's like from the Louisiana tax board.

00:34:40.740 I used to live in New Orleans.

00:34:41.840 So I'm like, I think I probably got audited.

00:34:45.020 And for me, I have this thing where if I, if something kind of like knocks me the wrong

00:34:50.780 way right before the show, I'll have a bad shoot.

00:34:53.480 We have to be in a good mood and mood management is important.

00:34:57.220 And then like with energy management, coffee, whatever mood and energy management.

00:35:00.740 You got to like balance it out.

00:35:02.480 So it's at the right moment and the show starts, then you just go take off.

00:35:06.100 Uh, so yeah, the mailman came, rang the doorbell, had a sign for something.

00:35:09.960 And I was like, what is this?

00:35:11.660 Should I open it?

00:35:12.660 Cause if I open it and it's like, you got audited me right now would not be in a good

00:35:17.080 mood.

00:35:17.520 I opened it and it's like, oh yeah, there's a blah, blah, blah.

00:35:21.120 You owe me 45 bucks to the, to the state board, 45 bucks.

00:35:25.320 I'll pay that twice.

00:35:26.600 Here you go.

00:35:27.460 Yeah.

00:35:27.980 I'll put it, I'll mail it back to you.

00:35:30.100 Yeah.

00:35:30.440 I can do that.

00:35:31.580 So nothing bad.

00:35:32.720 Actually the opposite happens.

00:35:34.220 Instead of being sad and worried that I'm getting audited and being on the show, kind

00:35:37.940 of just like thinking about something else, 45 bucks, 45 bucks is all it takes.

00:35:43.060 No total peace of mind.

00:35:44.220 Total peace of mind.

00:35:45.260 Let's have a great show.

00:35:46.440 All right.

00:35:46.920 Last piece of housekeeping.

00:35:48.500 This is truly the last piece of housekeeping.

00:35:50.480 We saw that movie leave the world behind.

00:35:52.780 Yeah.

00:35:53.260 Just to kind of see what's coming.

00:35:55.140 Uh, the Obama's made it, uh, they were producers. 0.80

00:35:58.460 They don't, they don't, they're not fucking involved in anything. 0.57

00:36:00.720 Michelle Obama's not on set. 0.96

00:36:02.580 They read the script.

00:36:03.420 And then if you line everyone's name up, it says ball, which is, uh, the devil.

00:36:08.440 Not good.

00:36:08.980 Not good.

00:36:09.660 And then obey NASA.

00:36:12.780 Not very subtle.

00:36:13.820 Not going to be doing that.

00:36:15.080 I actually liked the movie.

00:36:16.640 Yeah.

00:36:16.900 It was pretty interesting.

00:36:17.860 Once you get past that they're going to do a shoehorned racial beef the whole time,

00:36:23.920 I actually kind of liked the movie.

00:36:25.500 So I don't know.

00:36:26.360 Yeah.

00:36:26.640 I'm a big Michelle Obama fan.

00:36:28.540 Yeah.

00:36:28.880 Me too. 0.97

00:36:29.500 And it seems like they just wanted to hate white people. 0.95

00:36:33.700 A little bit. 0.97

00:36:34.620 It was anti-white.

00:36:35.840 And then they also crashed all the Teslas.

00:36:37.820 Yeah.

00:36:38.180 So crash Tesla.

00:36:39.580 I took that away. 1.00

00:36:40.980 Hate white people. 1.00

00:36:42.020 Crash Tesla. 1.00

00:36:43.060 Obey NASA.

00:36:43.980 Yeah.

00:36:44.400 That's what I took from it.

00:36:45.500 Okay.

00:36:45.640 So when the aliens come and there's a powder outage, make sure you listen to what NASA

00:36:50.140 says.

00:36:50.740 Yeah.

00:36:51.120 All right.

00:36:51.580 That is the end of housekeeping.

00:36:53.660 And we are moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:36:57.540 Cringe of the Week.

00:37:00.060 Lovely.

00:37:00.800 Our first clip of Cringe of the Week is a lady gave birth to a baby. 1.00

00:37:04.800 And here's how everyone greeted her for the first time.

00:37:11.380 So everyone comes in.

00:37:13.340 There's grandma. 1.00

00:37:14.480 And the stupid boomers have their phones out. 1.00

00:37:16.680 There's one mom. 1.00

00:37:18.500 There's mom two. 1.00

00:37:20.200 And everyone's got their stupid phones out. 1.00

00:37:22.620 They're experiencing like a once in a lifetime moment through their boomer Facebook phone. 1.00

00:37:28.380 And yeah.

00:37:30.420 And then they give the moment to the demons and the aliens.

00:37:34.220 The aliens who suck it up through the technology. 1.00

00:37:36.780 Usually I push back on your demons and aliens shit. 1.00

00:37:40.500 But I agree. 1.00

00:37:41.900 Or at least they gave it away to something else.

00:37:44.540 Whatever sucks it up in the tech.

00:37:45.840 Yeah.

00:37:45.960 Which is demons and aliens.

00:37:47.200 So you come in and it's like if you experience it, it's for you.

00:37:49.880 Yeah.

00:37:50.140 If you have your iPhone 10 with a cracked screen in front of you.

00:37:53.760 And you have your boomer Facebook phone.

00:37:55.620 And all the text is big.

00:37:57.040 And you see it through here.

00:37:58.720 The alien is like giving it to you.

00:38:00.920 Or you give it to the alien first.

00:38:02.300 What are you going to get?

00:38:03.160 Get 25 likes on Facebook from all your old co-workers for that.

00:38:07.920 Why don't you just enjoy the granddaughter?

00:38:09.780 You can't. 1.00

00:38:10.680 These people are so stupid. 1.00

00:38:11.900 That's disheartening. 1.00

00:38:12.980 Yeah.

00:38:13.160 And the first thing the baby sees is like all these.

00:38:16.120 The baby sees this.

00:38:17.480 Mm-hmm.

00:38:18.000 You know?

00:38:19.020 So bad, guys.

00:38:19.820 Not good.

00:38:20.400 Not good.

00:38:20.940 Yeah.

00:38:21.420 All right.

00:38:21.880 Let's move on.

00:38:23.140 That was it.

00:38:24.240 Yeah.

00:38:24.900 It's not that serious.

00:38:26.220 But it's like, come on, guys.

00:38:27.780 Yeah.

00:38:28.220 Live in the moment.

00:38:28.900 You're at a concert or something.

00:38:30.360 Yeah.

00:38:31.500 Fireworks.

00:38:32.060 Fireworks.

00:38:32.520 All the same gimmicks.

00:38:33.920 Stop filming.

00:38:35.000 Yeah.

00:38:35.400 You don't even need the video.

00:38:37.160 I've been good about that where I truly don't ever do a phone-first situation.

00:38:43.860 If you do an event or you go somewhere, like you take a pic with your friends, maybe.

00:38:48.580 Tops.

00:38:48.740 Yeah.

00:38:49.040 One pic.

00:38:49.800 You don't need it.

00:38:50.480 You don't need it all.

00:38:51.460 Right?

00:38:51.660 Yeah.

00:38:52.140 A couple of months ago, Rap Boy and I went to a concert.

00:38:55.580 Yeah.

00:38:55.880 And we have a concert.

00:38:57.600 There's a band that follows us that likes the show.

00:39:00.200 It's a huge band.

00:39:01.120 Very famous.

00:39:01.880 Not going to say who.

00:39:03.320 And we hung out with them for like two hours.

00:39:05.840 And I wasn't like, oh, can we take a photo?

00:39:07.660 Can we take a video?

00:39:08.360 Can you guys say this?

00:39:09.500 Yeah.

00:39:09.780 It was just, I enjoyed it.

00:39:11.240 I was in the moment.

00:39:12.040 It felt really good.

00:39:13.320 And then we left.

00:39:15.060 Yeah.

00:39:15.460 And that was cool.

00:39:16.480 And I remember everything.

00:39:17.580 I don't need to like do a photo first and give it to the demons.

00:39:20.940 Yeah.

00:39:21.460 All right.

00:39:22.100 Who do you call at your lowest?

00:39:23.740 If you're a guy.

00:39:24.540 That was the question proposed in this next clip.

00:39:26.880 And then here's what the guys say.

00:39:29.060 Who do you call when you are at your lowest?

00:39:31.640 Who is that one person?

00:39:34.040 Nobody.

00:39:34.760 I'm a man.

00:39:36.500 No one cares.

00:39:38.340 Not a single soul.

00:39:40.700 Nobody.

00:39:41.820 No one.

00:39:43.320 Because I'm all alone.

00:39:45.520 I think I speak for a lot of people.

00:39:47.840 I say I don't call anyone.

00:39:51.640 Nobody.

00:39:52.200 I don't call anyone.

00:39:53.220 It goes on for a couple more minutes.

00:39:55.080 Everyone's so sad, feeling bad for themselves.

00:39:58.240 It's like, oh, you're alone and you don't have a girlfriend and you're feeling sad.

00:40:01.300 Well, if you keep acting like that, you're really never going to get a girlfriend and then you'll really be alone forever.

00:40:05.940 However, you need to make friends.

00:40:08.040 Men need to have a network, right? 1.00

00:40:09.800 You have to be able to call someone.

00:40:11.400 I would call Fleckus.

00:40:13.300 Yeah.

00:40:13.660 And I would call Rat Boy or I would call Chinese Donut Boy or I'd call my mom.

00:40:17.480 And then here's the thing, too.

00:40:18.440 If you don't have anyone to call, you can lean into that, too.

00:40:21.640 And be like Gosling.

00:40:23.220 Oh.

00:40:23.740 Throw a toothpick in.

00:40:24.760 Oh, I drive.

00:40:25.560 I don't call anybody.

00:40:26.340 I drive.

00:40:27.020 And you know what Gosling doesn't do? 0.99

00:40:28.900 He doesn't fucking stitch a TikTok and feel sorry for himself. 0.99

00:40:32.360 He just drives. 0.99

00:40:33.340 Exactly.

00:40:33.960 Oh, I don't call anyone.

00:40:35.260 No one cares.

00:40:36.620 And it's like, what did Tony Soprano say?

00:40:39.020 You go about in pity for yourself.

00:40:42.540 You go about in pity for yourself.

00:40:44.540 It's not a good look.

00:40:45.620 It's not a good look.

00:40:47.180 And then also girls.

00:40:49.200 Girls feel bad for themselves. 1.00

00:40:51.020 Yeah.

00:40:51.240 So it's like a LGBT kind of energy.

00:40:54.280 And it's like a girl needs you to be the strong grounding base for when they're feeling bad.

00:41:00.100 And if you're feeling bad for yourself, too, you guys are just two pouting Nancys. 1.00

00:41:04.620 She's got a girlfriend now. 1.00

00:41:05.980 Yeah.

00:41:06.660 I mean, you got a lot of these guys, man.

00:41:09.240 There's this kind of thing where they attach themselves to the isolation.

00:41:14.460 They're like, I'm isolated.

00:41:15.780 I'm this.

00:41:16.340 As if you can't, like, make friends.

00:41:17.920 You can't go to the gym and find somebody who kind of is approximately maybe 20% ahead of where you are.

00:41:24.760 And he wants to be your mentor a little bit or something.

00:41:27.700 And he looks like someone you would hang out with.

00:41:29.760 Yeah.

00:41:30.160 Join a club.

00:41:31.060 Join anything.

00:41:31.880 You go to the gym and you find a guy and you say, hey, can you give me a spot real quick?

00:41:35.500 Yeah.

00:41:35.700 And then he spots you.

00:41:37.360 And then you say, thanks.

00:41:38.300 And the next time you see him at the gym, you give him a nux. 1.00

00:41:40.940 You go, hey, what's up?

00:41:42.360 And then you talk to him a little bit.

00:41:43.540 Hey, let's want to work out today.

00:41:44.620 Oh, yeah, I'll work in.

00:41:45.860 And you talk to him.

00:41:46.580 You get to know him.

00:41:47.180 And then you do it again next week.

00:41:48.640 And then next week, you go, hey, want to go to Chipotle?

00:41:50.840 Yeah.

00:41:51.060 Oh, yeah, sure.

00:41:51.700 Let's go to Chipotle right next door.

00:41:53.520 And then you have that.

00:41:54.240 And then you have a friend.

00:41:55.860 It's that easy.

00:41:56.740 Yeah.

00:41:57.180 But if you feel bad for yourself, you go about pitying yourself.

00:41:59.900 Yeah, you go about pity for yourself.

00:42:02.600 You go about pity for yourself.

00:42:04.000 And then what do you expect?

00:42:06.160 And then also there's another thing, the Grindr app, which I think is an app for people who are, like, grinding to be an entrepreneur or whatever.

00:42:13.900 Yeah, exactly.

00:42:14.740 It's young men. 0.90

00:42:15.460 It's a lot of young men.

00:42:16.240 If those guys want to hang out with you, McDonald's bathroom, meet me there in 15 minutes.

00:42:21.700 They'll hang out with you anywhere.

00:42:23.180 All they want to do is network their business.

00:42:25.120 They'll hang out with you as soon as possible.

00:42:26.980 You can find a total huge list of connections there.

00:42:29.840 Yeah, you could meet someone on Grindr and say, hey, you want to meet me at that state park off Route 12?

00:42:34.840 They'll show up.

00:42:36.160 Then you have someone to call.

00:42:37.460 Now you got a buddy.

00:42:38.300 So I don't know what the problem is.

00:42:40.580 But yeah, in all seriousness, don't feel bad for yourself and make these TikToks.

00:42:46.460 This is like...

00:42:47.380 If you're at this point, then it's time to make an effort, right?

00:42:50.600 To find someone who you can be boys with.

00:42:53.280 You know, find someone who's like relatively the same age.

00:42:56.300 You know, usually you want to find someone who's 10, 20% better than you.

00:43:00.220 Yeah.

00:43:00.840 And then make them your friend.

00:43:02.260 Then that's your friend.

00:43:03.460 You just need a couple.

00:43:04.560 And then for your girlfriend and your wife, you need one.

00:43:06.720 Yeah.

00:43:07.060 So it's like, oh, I'm not good with girls.

00:43:08.920 Who cares?

00:43:09.480 You just need one.

00:43:10.460 Yep.

00:43:10.660 You need to find one girl who's weird like you or kind of like the same makeup as you, but in the girl version. 0.87

00:43:16.680 And then that's your girlfriend. 0.92

00:43:17.760 It's over.

00:43:18.420 Yep.

00:43:18.580 All right.

00:43:18.980 Let's move on to the guy who's cooking sous vide in the airplane bathroom.

00:43:23.840 Yeah.

00:43:24.560 I'm issuing a warrant for this guy's arrest right now on the show. 0.88

00:43:28.060 Death penalty. 0.99

00:43:28.820 Death penalty. 0.98

00:43:29.540 We've covered him before.

00:43:30.540 He does all the hotel cooking and we had predicted that he would cook.

00:43:35.220 I think we did a bit where he would cook a whole pig in the bathtub at a Motel 6 in Albuquerque or something.

00:43:40.560 Yeah.

00:43:40.940 But he kind of took a different direction.

00:43:42.320 Went too far.

00:43:43.520 So here he goes.

00:43:44.320 He's going through security.

00:43:45.100 He's going down the stairs.

00:43:45.860 He's on the plane.

00:43:46.860 He's got potatoes and shrimp.

00:43:48.600 He's got a Delta flight.

00:43:50.420 And now he's in the bathroom and he pulls out a battery, which, you know, if you walk in that, I would think something was up.

00:43:59.680 And then he puts the stuff down.

00:44:01.120 I'm the baby changing.

00:44:02.460 And he fills the water and he's got a sous vide and now he's boiling shrimp in the bathroom sink.

00:44:09.280 And then he's making mashed potatoes, instant mashed potatoes in the bathroom sink.

00:44:14.780 And then he's squeezing it up, putting it in a puke bag, putting it in a puke bag, but now back to his seat.

00:44:24.100 And now he's got like some sort of surf and turf.

00:44:26.580 Yeah.

00:44:28.060 Just surf.

00:44:29.160 No turf.

00:44:29.560 Just surf.

00:44:30.260 But potatoes.

00:44:31.000 And he eats it with his fingers.

00:44:32.720 This guy.

00:44:33.500 Imagine sitting next to him like.

00:44:35.460 When he comes back from the bathroom.

00:44:36.720 Where'd you get that?

00:44:37.580 You were gone for 15 minutes.

00:44:39.200 What were you doing in there?

00:44:40.720 Oh, that's so bad.

00:44:41.600 There's a warrant out for this guy's arrest.

00:44:43.520 Yeah.

00:44:44.000 From our show.

00:44:45.020 That should be highly illegal.

00:44:46.540 All right. 0.83

00:44:46.700 Let's move on to the trans section of cringe. 1.00

00:44:50.000 Okay.

00:44:50.240 So there's a new twink iteration that just dropped.

00:44:54.480 We need a classification for these types.

00:44:57.940 Let it rip.

00:44:59.140 Great hair isn't free, but fabulous hair is worth the investment.

00:45:03.560 So here they are.

00:45:08.240 Ryan Hughes.

00:45:09.060 And I'm Nathan Wayne Hughes.

00:45:10.700 And together we are Ryan Wayne Hair Care.

00:45:17.660 We want to inspire our customers to make their hair a priority today.

00:45:22.360 So, unfortunately, this is what the future looks like for men, I think.

00:45:32.860 Not us.

00:45:33.740 Not the right wing.

00:45:35.500 We're not headed back to the 1950s where all the kids were doing pull-ups in high school gym.

00:45:39.420 We're not going back.

00:45:41.400 This is what's going to happen.

00:45:42.800 It makes you kind of wonder if that Friends song kind of predicted the future.

00:45:46.560 What's the Friends song?

00:45:47.260 I never knew that life was going to be this gay.

00:45:50.860 All right.

00:45:51.660 Okay.

00:45:51.880 So that's kind of what's going on.

00:45:53.900 We need a classification.

00:45:55.340 The two best ideas I have, because they're not trans. 1.00

00:45:58.880 They're not trans. 1.00

00:45:59.660 They're gay. 0.99

00:46:00.280 But they're not drag queens either. 1.00

00:46:02.360 So I was thinking glam mask twink or mask glam twink.

00:46:06.800 I don't know how the classification, what comes first.

00:46:09.660 Yeah.

00:46:09.820 I think just glam twink is simple enough.

00:46:11.620 Glam twink.

00:46:12.320 But what do you think?

00:46:13.120 So these guys want to do hair and makeup and they have to be the walking billboard for it.

00:46:18.260 But they're not trans. 0.82

00:46:19.660 They're just gay guys that like makeup and hair. 1.00

00:46:21.620 Yeah.

00:46:22.280 Which is pretty standard, right?

00:46:23.900 Yeah. 0.57

00:46:24.360 Do you like these guys better than regular gays? 1.00

00:46:27.700 No. 0.97

00:46:28.380 Do you like them better than trans people? 1.00

00:46:29.920 Yeah.

00:46:30.420 Me too.

00:46:30.960 They're one above trans people. 1.00

00:46:32.480 Me too.

00:46:32.700 I like them better than trans people. 1.00

00:46:33.420 Because they're not trying to tell you they're something else.

00:46:35.340 They just do it.

00:46:36.780 And be careful too.

00:46:37.920 Like, you don't have to worry.

00:46:40.200 I don't have to worry. 1.00

00:46:41.060 But the one, the blonde hair, he'd fuck some of you guys up. 0.99

00:46:46.080 Like, I know he's got acrylic nails and the hair with the fan going. 1.00

00:46:50.620 But he'll fuck his stick one of you guys. 1.00

00:46:53.600 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:54.780 You're not careful.

00:46:56.000 You don't say anything to him. 1.00

00:46:57.500 He'll fuck you up. 1.00

00:46:58.300 Yeah. 1.00

00:46:58.940 Imagine getting stuffed in a locker by him.

00:47:01.640 That's the future.

00:47:02.720 Yeah. 0.60

00:47:03.320 So I like them better than trans people for sure. 1.00

00:47:05.760 Their hair is better than girls' hair. 1.00

00:47:07.980 That's kind of the problem.

00:47:08.920 And they don't even want to be girls. 0.71

00:47:10.460 Yeah.

00:47:10.940 They're kind of like, oh, I could be if I wanted.

00:47:12.700 I don't even want to.

00:47:13.900 So they're in a certain type of entertaining trans.

00:47:18.040 And a big part of them is they keep a beard to make sure that they're not.

00:47:24.680 Like, they're doing makeup over a beard to keep themselves separated from trans people, I think. 1.00

00:47:29.700 Yeah.

00:47:30.000 When I saw the second guy, it was like, is this not an SNL bit?

00:47:35.140 I don't know.

00:47:36.000 But the future is, you know, for a while during Hillary Clinton's run,

00:47:39.560 and they were saying the future is female, and now I think it's hijacked.

00:47:43.060 Yeah.

00:47:43.460 The future of these types.

00:47:44.900 Exactly.

00:47:45.780 Let's go to the next guy.

00:47:47.580 There's a guy at the mall who's kind of like this, too.

00:47:49.460 This would just be a fast clip.

00:47:50.700 Let me tell you something right now.

00:47:51.980 If you are looking at me crazy in public while I have makeup on, 1.00

00:47:55.240 I'm looking at you fucking crazy, too. 0.99

00:47:57.780 But I'm still prettier. 1.00

00:47:58.900 That's what I mean. 1.00

00:47:59.840 They're going to fuck you up. 1.00

00:48:00.740 They'll fuck you up. 1.00

00:48:01.500 They're going to swing. 1.00

00:48:02.120 Yeah.

00:48:02.600 These aren't, like, trans people you make fun of or whatever.

00:48:05.440 You beep the horn at them, yell out the window. 1.00

00:48:08.020 Pussy! 1.00

00:48:08.380 That guy's going to be like, what are you looking at? 1.00

00:48:10.200 And it's going to be some, like, Dominican dude.

00:48:12.180 Yeah. 0.99

00:48:12.800 Who's a little fucking crisscrossed, but he still can throw some fucking rights. 0.99

00:48:18.060 Yeah. 0.99

00:48:18.780 Okay.

00:48:19.400 And then here is, we have a little bit of a kicker here.

00:48:23.380 There is a celebrity.

00:48:25.500 Yeah.

00:48:25.760 It's Lil Pump.

00:48:26.800 Lil Pump. 1.00

00:48:27.940 Lil Pump is a full fucking girl mask twink now. 1.00

00:48:32.300 Painted nails. 1.00

00:48:33.380 He's got, like, some lipstick on.

00:48:34.800 And this guy, he went to a Trump rally and, like, spoke.

00:48:38.640 Recently.

00:48:39.260 Yeah.

00:48:39.760 And then here's a video of him in the background.

00:48:42.780 This is a girl who saved pictures in a rose truck.

00:48:46.440 Not good.

00:48:46.940 All right.

00:48:47.320 That's enough.

00:48:48.000 Yeah.

00:48:48.380 Not good.

00:48:49.280 And it makes you wonder, how much would you need to take?

00:48:52.160 Chinese Donut Boy asked me.

00:48:53.700 How much money would it take for you to do this type of, like, glam? 0.99

00:48:57.020 Humiliation ritual glam shit? 0.99

00:48:58.580 And I said it's 10 figures. 1.00

00:49:00.320 Really?

00:49:00.620 Which is billion.

00:49:01.960 He said for five years.

00:49:04.220 Wait.

00:49:05.220 Like, do this for five years for how much money?

00:49:07.240 And I said, we're talking billions.

00:49:08.600 Yeah.

00:49:08.760 It's retirement.

00:49:09.620 It needs retirement money.

00:49:10.480 It's billions.

00:49:11.060 And I go away.

00:49:12.340 Yeah.

00:49:12.500 And I just, I don't know, work out and stay at my house until it's over.

00:49:17.580 Yeah.

00:49:17.880 Waiting for the time to clock out. 0.99

00:49:19.500 Like Beauty and the Beast type shit. 0.99

00:49:20.760 Yeah. 0.99

00:49:21.060 Yeah.

00:49:21.220 Yeah.

00:49:21.440 Yeah.

00:49:21.740 And then some girl comes who likes me and it's like, I'm a monster.

00:49:24.200 I'm a monster. 0.95

00:49:25.120 I'm a twink. 0.98

00:49:25.860 You don't really like me.

00:49:27.060 And then she could break the spell maybe.

00:49:29.440 Yeah.

00:49:30.400 But yeah, it's a 10-figure deal.

00:49:32.500 Okay.

00:49:32.920 For me.

00:49:33.480 That's fair.

00:49:35.120 I'm not going to put a price on it because the five-year thing, I mean, it's got to be

00:49:38.380 50 mil at least for me, five years.

00:49:40.800 You got to be fully retired when you come out of it.

00:49:42.780 That's the last thing you do for work, you know?

00:49:45.040 Yeah.

00:49:45.140 It's like going to Afghanistan. 0.92

00:49:46.340 Exactly.

00:49:47.260 That's pretty good.

00:49:48.080 It's like going to the oil rig or doing like a-

00:49:50.580 It's my stint.

00:49:51.580 Tuna Wars.

00:49:52.160 Yeah.

00:49:52.640 Tuna Wars in Alaska or whatever.

00:49:54.280 Two tours.

00:49:54.980 All right.

00:49:56.900 Let's get out of there.

00:49:57.880 Let's move on to the person who's trans who says avoiding trans people is transphobia.

00:50:03.680 It's that thing you experience as a trans person when the person usually like, you know, 1.00

00:50:10.720 you're getting food or you're at a store or whatever.

00:50:14.640 People, rather than be directly transphobic to you, they just kind of ignore you and do

00:50:20.940 the absolute bare minimum.

00:50:22.360 So, we're going to talk about that and how to deal with it.

00:50:25.560 So, if you ignore them and just go about your day, that's transphobia now. 0.99

00:50:31.720 So, basically, anything short of sucking them is a problem. 0.99

00:50:35.300 Yeah. 0.99

00:50:35.560 If you don't touch them and give them like positive attention, it's transphobia.

00:50:39.360 Or let them do the kiss on each cheek like in Europe to you.

00:50:41.980 Yeah. 1.00

00:50:42.620 You're a fucking transphobic person. 1.00

00:50:45.040 Yeah. 1.00

00:50:45.420 The boundaries and, you know, you know how it is, right, guys?

00:50:48.740 If you're a perpetually aggrieved victim person, you have to take ground every quarter.

00:50:53.040 It's like a corporation, you know?

00:50:54.800 They're like, okay, we got the Mexican pizza guy to call us, ma'am.

00:50:59.100 Where do we go next?

00:51:00.580 It's like a self-aggrandizing thing.

00:51:02.860 So, they're going to come and you're right. 0.99

00:51:05.140 It's anything below sucking them is transphobia. 1.00

00:51:08.280 Being into it, being into sucking them. 1.00

00:51:11.340 Yeah. 1.00

00:51:11.940 Soon it's going to be like, well, he sucked me, but it wasn't really into it. 0.96

00:51:14.520 He doesn't seem like he didn't want to do it. 0.99

00:51:16.360 He wanted to just get it over with.

00:51:18.300 You have to enjoy it.

00:51:19.580 Yeah.

00:51:19.820 So, they're a conglomerate.

00:51:20.840 They're a corporation and they need to take – they need profits every quarter.

00:51:24.380 Yep.

00:51:24.940 All right.

00:51:25.260 Let's move on.

00:51:26.160 We are done with Cringe of the Week.

00:51:27.380 We're moving on to Urban Decay.

00:51:29.660 Don't get too down.

00:51:30.300 Don't get too depressed.

00:51:30.960 It's going to get a little worse.

00:51:32.180 Okay.

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00:52:02.540 All right.

00:52:02.920 First clip of Urban Decay, the smash and grab, the new smash and grab technique.

00:52:07.060 Yeah, this is a new technique out of Chicago, where these – basically, they do car heists, where these young men steal a car, then they drive that car into a storefront, and then they loot the entire storefront.

00:52:24.120 Then they leave the car.

00:52:25.240 Yeah.

00:52:25.400 They dump it because it's stolen.

00:52:26.620 It doesn't matter.

00:52:27.520 Yeah.

00:52:28.600 So here's this guy. 0.99

00:52:29.680 As you guys know, with the recent events, everything going on in our industry, unfortunately, today, we woke up with a fucking striker jeep in our store, fucked up our racks, fucked up our walls. 1.00

00:52:40.840 But you know how we roll here. 1.00

00:52:44.100 That shit don't stop us. 1.00

00:52:46.140 We got free off-white air maxes to the first person in line today. 1.00

00:52:51.980 2 p.m.

00:52:52.520 We still going to be open.

00:52:54.040 We still going to have our stuff up.

00:52:55.480 We put new, fresh merch out.

00:52:57.480 City of Chicago.

00:52:58.500 Hope you can come out today and support.

00:53:00.260 Always.

00:53:00.840 Love.

00:53:01.600 That's my kind of crime.

00:53:03.360 Why?

00:53:03.880 Why do you like it so much?

00:53:05.040 Well, you steal the car.

00:53:06.340 Yeah. 1.00

00:53:06.620 Fuck the car. 1.00

00:53:07.920 Fuck the store. 1.00

00:53:09.420 Steal the store. 1.00

00:53:10.500 Yeah.

00:53:11.420 It's a three-piece.

00:53:12.560 It's like a three-piece, a combo meal.

00:53:14.300 You just leave it, and you walk out when you're done with all the stuff you want, and you don't have to break a lock.

00:53:19.620 You don't have to set the security system off.

00:53:21.400 You just take a car that's not yours. 1.00

00:53:22.960 You drive it through the fucking door. 1.00

00:53:24.780 You take whatever you want. 1.00

00:53:25.860 Oh, the car's fucked up. 0.98

00:53:26.900 Not even my car. 0.97

00:53:27.660 It's the exact opposite of Ocean's Eleven.

00:53:30.380 Like, we do this.

00:53:32.180 We do this.

00:53:32.900 Oh, then there's a heist.

00:53:33.960 He's wearing a mask.

00:53:34.760 She's doing this. 0.98

00:53:35.560 It's like, no, you take the car, you fucking ram it in, and then you just run out.

00:53:39.500 Ocean's Eleven, they've planted it out so much, then you do the handoff, and then he'll switch the- 0.53

00:53:43.880 He's under the rolling cart, and they're going to roll him right in, and then he gets around the lasers.

00:53:48.440 It's like, nah, we just steal the car.

00:53:49.880 Drive it.

00:53:50.240 Drive the car in.

00:53:51.320 Take the stuff out.

00:53:52.580 Yeah, exactly.

00:53:53.160 And by the time the cops get there and figure out, like, oh, it's this old white guy's car from the suburbs.

00:53:58.460 Yeah.

00:53:58.780 Do you think he robbed the store?

00:54:00.040 And by the time you figure it out, they already stole another car.

00:54:02.140 Exactly.

00:54:02.560 They're going to do it again.

00:54:03.240 And so this is a new common tactic in Chicago.

00:54:06.940 It's happened to multiple people.

00:54:08.140 This guy posted it on Twitter.

00:54:09.980 My friend's small business was vandalized last night.

00:54:12.100 They drove through.

00:54:13.180 This picture I have of another one looks like a failed attempt, and I think my sister took this picture.

00:54:19.820 So she's out there in the Lincoln Park area watching it go down.

00:54:25.200 Close to it.

00:54:26.160 Yeah.

00:54:26.940 That's good stuff.

00:54:28.080 And it's good.

00:54:28.760 It's a good way to steal, but also you're crashing a car into a building, like, doing, like, a lot of damage, and you're stealing sneakers and T-shirts. 0.97

00:54:40.840 That's kind of the blessing in disguise is that these dumb criminals haven't figured out that there's super high value shit everywhere across the city that's, like, smaller and more valuable. 0.97

00:54:52.860 You know what I mean? 0.99

00:54:54.100 Yeah.

00:54:54.320 Like, imagine them stealing, like, going into a high school and stealing all the microscopes.

00:54:58.780 Yeah.

00:54:59.160 It's like, those are, oh, these retail for $2,000 each.

00:55:02.820 And the high school's protected by, like, a janitor who's, like, mopping the floor.

00:55:06.220 Yeah.

00:55:06.540 Nobody.

00:55:07.360 And it's like, you could steal 50 microscopes, and it's, like, $150,000.

00:55:11.600 Yeah.

00:55:12.280 But they just go for the merch.

00:55:14.220 They go for Air Maxes.

00:55:15.380 Air Maxes. 0.99

00:55:16.040 They get fucked up, probably, when you drive the car through it. 1.00

00:55:18.440 All the shit's all ripped and fucked up. 1.00

00:55:20.780 100%. 1.00

00:55:21.140 Here's another one from Chicago.

00:55:22.980 You want to play this, right?

00:55:24.200 Yeah, sure.

00:55:24.700 Jewelry store.

00:55:30.540 Oh.

00:55:32.520 Extended mag.

00:55:34.860 And then the tweet that went with this was saying how the store owner realized why the rent was so cheap.

00:55:41.120 Yeah. 1.00

00:55:42.300 Because they just roll through and take all your shit. 1.00

00:55:44.160 Cost of doing business. 1.00

00:55:45.720 What's this?

00:55:46.300 Fun fact?

00:55:47.200 Yeah, this is kind of a fact about who's doing the robberies in Chicago and stuff like that from Unbiased Crime Report.

00:55:54.940 And he said, fun fact, if all whites, Hispanics, Asians, and Native Americans left Chicago, robberies would only drop by 12%. 0.98

00:56:03.000 Not good. 0.88

00:56:05.280 Oh.

00:56:06.020 But the mayor would be like, well, it is a step we can take.

00:56:09.680 They're kids.

00:56:10.320 Yeah, the mayor would get all the white people out. 0.81

00:56:13.200 And he'd be like, 12% is a pretty good chunk. 0.90

00:56:15.540 White people are doing a lot of it. 0.99

00:56:17.380 Yeah.

00:56:18.180 All right.

00:56:18.740 Let's go to the criminal tied to the poll.

00:56:20.680 This would be an uplifting, but we're dedicating uplifting gold to women excellence because women think I hate women because we make fun of them.

00:56:28.980 I think you're overplaying that.

00:56:30.360 Nobody thinks that.

00:56:31.320 I get a lot of messages.

00:56:32.620 Okay.

00:56:32.840 City workers caught a teen breaking into one of their cars.

00:56:44.840 And they're tying them up.

00:56:48.180 Have you guys called the police?

00:56:49.660 Yeah.

00:56:50.900 You're on the way?

00:56:52.260 Yeah.

00:56:53.660 What happened?

00:56:55.300 Can you guys go check on this girl?

00:56:56.660 I'll be right here.

00:56:57.140 And the white woman making sure the criminal's okay. 0.99

00:57:01.700 Classic. 0.98

00:57:02.160 The white woman making sure the criminal's okay. 0.87

00:57:04.020 And the people tying them up are like black and Hispanic who are just like blue collar workers. 0.99

00:57:08.060 Yeah.

00:57:08.280 Who just want to like do a job and make money and be legitimate.

00:57:11.080 Yeah.

00:57:11.380 And then the white woman's going, are the cops coming? 1.00

00:57:13.400 You called them, right?

00:57:14.320 Is this necessary? 1.00

00:57:15.740 All that shit. 1.00

00:57:16.740 Well, the cops will get there. 1.00

00:57:17.860 Yeah.

00:57:18.120 Wait till the cops get here. 0.94

00:57:19.440 They're going to untie you and let you go.

00:57:21.740 They're going to really deal with you.

00:57:22.960 They're going to let you out after just getting fingerprints and no bail.

00:57:26.160 Yep.

00:57:26.900 And those other crimes you did that they're looking for and then they know it's you,

00:57:30.060 we'll get you next time.

00:57:31.720 You better not do anything worse.

00:57:33.640 In New York City, there is a article that came out about how police are leaving in droves.

00:57:39.460 Yeah.

00:57:39.800 NYPD officers describe bleak state of affairs.

00:57:42.400 Cops are leaving.

00:57:43.600 That's good.

00:57:44.160 Right before the election year, right before everything gets ramped up, right before the

00:57:47.520 power goes out.

00:57:48.380 Yep.

00:57:48.600 And then again, obviously the people who can get to retirement age, they'll take their retirement.

00:57:54.460 And then all of a sudden, everybody who's good leaves, people go to the suburbs, people 0.99

00:58:00.400 go to friendlier jurisdictions, all that shit. 0.99

00:58:02.820 And then you're left, the biggest city on earth or, you know, in America is left with 0.99

00:58:07.860 like incompetent or fresh officers.

00:58:10.500 Yeah.

00:58:11.200 Or exactly.

00:58:11.900 Officers that are fresh that are, that they lowered the standards for them to be accepted

00:58:15.640 into.

00:58:16.220 Yeah.

00:58:16.480 The DEI officers.

00:58:18.220 Of course. 1.00

00:58:18.840 Shit like that. 1.00

00:58:19.400 Um, Ulta caroling. 1.00

00:58:21.260 There was a caroling done at the makeup store by some urban youths.

00:58:25.940 I was in line at Ulta and this happened.

00:58:28.340 That's nice.

00:58:44.720 Better than those boring white people songs. 0.87

00:58:47.020 Yeah. 0.93

00:58:47.460 That's for sure.

00:58:48.680 Yeah.

00:58:49.160 Tradition?

00:58:49.820 No. 1.00

00:58:50.080 Just classless, ugly, disgusting. 0.99

00:58:53.320 And these people think, this is like kind of millennial humor. 0.99

00:58:56.880 Yeah.

00:58:57.300 Like you, you do something, uh, something vulgar in a different style.

00:59:02.540 Yeah.

00:59:02.780 And it's just cheap, nothing. 0.94

00:59:04.680 You're swearing and degrading women. 1.00

00:59:06.540 Great. 0.98

00:59:06.860 And there's kids around.

00:59:07.860 Yeah.

00:59:08.560 Ulta.

00:59:08.880 But it's okay because.

00:59:10.060 Did they loot the store after?

00:59:11.440 Or?

00:59:11.960 No.

00:59:12.900 Thank you for listening, everybody. 1.00

00:59:15.200 And then they all just scatter and start taking shit. 0.99

00:59:17.480 Yeah. 0.99

00:59:18.220 That's actually the one thing that they got right. 0.98

00:59:20.320 Like, you know how I was saying, uh, we're glad criminals are dumb because they don't steal 1.00

00:59:24.360 good shit. 1.00

00:59:25.380 Makeup is one of those that, uh, is high yield. 1.00

00:59:28.100 Very small, but it's like 40 bucks for a thing that fits in your hand.

00:59:31.100 Yeah, smart.

00:59:31.720 So, they figured that one out.

00:59:32.860 That's a good one.

00:59:34.000 Um, let's go to the kid who called his parents and then the friend answered.

00:59:38.200 This should be an uplifting too, but we're dedicating uplifting to women excellence.

00:59:41.760 Yeah, this teacher had enough and he's finally calling home on one of his students.

00:59:46.340 Uh, I'm really appreciative if you could, uh, have a, sit down with Angel and tell him 0.98

00:59:52.940 what his job is as a student and not to act like a fool. 0.95

00:59:57.120 Yeah, that's true. 0.99

00:59:58.860 Okay.

01:00:00.200 And he seems to be short of material.

01:00:03.340 That's like something I would do in high school.

01:00:05.700 Doing it literally two feet away.

01:00:07.680 You call the parents and then your buddy answered.

01:00:10.480 That's pretty good.

01:00:11.240 All right.

01:00:12.180 Last piece of Urban Decay, uh, the Doja Cat concert.

01:00:16.100 So, Doja Cat's got a song with the N-word in it. 0.87

01:00:18.500 She's about to sing it and then she says, watch your mouth if you're white. 0.97

01:00:34.120 That's good. 0.89

01:00:34.640 We get it.

01:00:35.160 But watch your mouth if you're white because you can't sing along because there's the N-word

01:00:37.980 in the song. 0.76

01:00:38.840 Yeah.

01:00:39.040 That's like a civil rights era statement. 0.99

01:00:40.940 Like, watch your mouth if you're black. 1.00

01:00:42.400 Don't be singing along to this. 0.99

01:00:44.320 You know?

01:00:44.820 Like, when would you ever really hear that?

01:00:47.120 Why it's only.

01:00:47.960 Black's only song. 0.70

01:00:49.380 Yeah.

01:00:50.020 Why it's get out there.

01:00:51.340 You're, you're on intermission.

01:00:52.880 Yeah. 0.99

01:00:53.300 While she does that, ends ain't shit. 0.99

01:00:55.680 That's the line. 0.98

01:00:56.900 That's the lyric too.

01:00:58.060 Oh, that's good.

01:00:58.860 So, it's not like she's elevating black people with this line and she's, the whole song is 0.99

01:01:02.860 ends ain't shit. 1.00

01:01:03.920 Ends ain't shit. 1.00

01:01:04.680 White people don't say it. 1.00

01:01:05.780 It's like, eh, all right. 0.99

01:01:07.260 Um, a lot of that urban music, a lot of the rap, the shit that you see these days is, uh, 0.98

01:01:11.720 actually spell casting. 0.99

01:01:13.660 Mm.

01:01:14.300 You know, like that deep bass and like the Travis, whatever.

01:01:17.920 Travis Scott had the Stampede concert, Five Dead or however many kids got killed there. 0.99

01:01:22.420 So, a lot of that shit is, uh, it opens portals for demons. 1.00

01:01:26.260 Okay. 1.00

01:01:27.260 All right.

01:01:28.080 And then Taylor Swift does it too.

01:01:30.280 Sure.

01:01:30.820 That counts.

01:01:31.580 I'll let you cook.

01:01:32.480 I'll let you cook.

01:01:32.920 So, Taylor Swift does it too.

01:01:34.600 She's 100% a spell caster.

01:01:36.460 She's 100% a witch. 1.00

01:01:38.220 And some girls get mad when I bring up Taylor Swift and say that. 1.00

01:01:41.760 Um, but I will say this.

01:01:43.400 You know how they say it's not enough to be anti, it's not enough to not be racist.

01:01:47.280 You need to be anti-racist.

01:01:48.520 Of course.

01:01:49.080 It's not enough.

01:01:49.620 That's what, that's what DEI people get paid for.

01:01:51.960 Exactly.

01:01:52.780 That's how I feel about Taylor Swift.

01:01:54.140 It's not enough to not listen to Taylor Swift.

01:01:56.020 You need to be openly anti-Taylor Swift.

01:01:58.860 The minimum required to be in my friend circle, if you're a girl and you like Taylor, and Taylor Swift comes up, is you have to like rebuke Taylor Swift.

01:02:07.620 All right. 0.86

01:02:08.200 And like acknowledge that she is basically a witch. 0.80

01:02:12.300 Yeah. 0.95

01:02:12.520 And she is.

01:02:13.180 And then also.

01:02:14.000 I actually don't even mind Taylor Swift that much.

01:02:15.940 It's like, let the women have it. 1.00

01:02:17.820 No.

01:02:18.660 I say let the women have it. 1.00

01:02:20.040 You see how, how much they went to her concerts?

01:02:22.340 Yeah.

01:02:22.760 And it was like women who cared about their appearance and they look nice.

01:02:26.140 But she's casting a spell. 0.64

01:02:27.440 She's a Judas goat and she's casting a spell on young women and she's glamorizing these love, having all these love sagas with men and she's glamorizing it and she's making women think that it's better to have all these love sagas and all this drama than to have one stable marriage. 1.00

01:02:45.640 And it's stealing women's youth because they think like, oh, in my 20s, I'm going to act like I'm in high school and I'm fighting with this guy and I have a new boyfriend now. 1.00

01:02:54.400 And then, oh, I left him and I'm going to find someone else.

01:02:58.280 And I'm in my this era.

01:02:59.900 I just changed my whole identity.

01:03:01.760 And then poof, you're 35.

01:03:03.660 Yeah.

01:03:04.500 You're right.

01:03:05.060 So there's a thing she does there where you're better. 0.99

01:03:08.700 Men are the worst.

01:03:09.760 You're great. 0.95

01:03:10.620 You're perfect.

01:03:11.600 They need to change for you.

01:03:12.740 If they don't see your value, you need to leave.

01:03:14.680 And then you have all these dramas and sagas and all of these like there's love that doesn't work and all this stuff.

01:03:20.900 And then by the time you realize, wait a sec, I should have just picked one guy who I actually like and made it work.

01:03:26.580 You're 35.

01:03:27.840 All right.

01:03:28.300 That's fair.

01:03:28.680 That's what her job is.

01:03:29.960 And that's the spell she's casting on people. 0.98

01:03:32.120 And it encourages prolonged adolescence instead of just being mature earlier.

01:03:36.400 OK.

01:03:36.920 That's fair, right?

01:03:37.800 Of course.

01:03:38.520 And then also she has this picture.

01:03:40.380 I think this is from.

01:03:41.200 What is this?

01:03:42.480 1930s?

01:03:42.920 Like the rise of the rise of Nazism rise of, you know, who? 0.67

01:03:46.820 And if you look closely, it's Taylor doing it.

01:03:49.380 She's got.

01:03:50.820 I mean, I'm pretty sure that's what that is.

01:03:54.040 Yeah.

01:03:54.380 Me too.

01:03:54.880 The arrow points right to, I guess, where she is.

01:03:56.740 Yeah.

01:03:57.000 And it's zoomed in.

01:03:57.820 Yeah.

01:03:57.920 I can't I can't really see.

01:03:59.020 But yeah, there's zoom in and it's black and white.

01:04:01.320 It's all black and white.

01:04:02.600 Rings true to me.

01:04:03.460 All right.

01:04:03.920 That is the end of Urban Decay.

01:04:05.620 Don't get too down.

01:04:06.480 Don't get too depressed.

01:04:07.300 We're moving on to uplifting gold.

01:04:09.680 Swing away, Meryl. 1.00

01:04:10.900 What do you got for the women? 1.00

01:04:12.800 Oh, man.

01:04:13.640 Guys.

01:04:15.100 It's not actually that good.

01:04:16.540 OK.

01:04:17.060 All right.

01:04:17.520 Whatever.

01:04:18.080 I mean, all week, women excellence clips, women excellence clips.

01:04:23.040 And like one of them is a dog, but a girl dog. 0.98

01:04:26.360 So it counts like a mom dog.

01:04:28.420 So let's just go through it.

01:04:29.860 Whatever happens, happens.

01:04:31.000 All right.

01:04:31.360 I don't hate women. 1.00

01:04:32.080 All right.

01:04:32.620 First clip is a 98 year old woman who ran a 5K, a marathon. 0.97

01:04:36.900 And here's her coming across an hour. 0.85

01:04:40.220 Imagine you finish behind her.

01:04:42.320 Yeah.

01:04:42.560 There's people coming in right now. 0.91

01:04:43.660 Look at this fat guy coming in behind her. 0.98

01:04:46.920 That's bad. 0.99

01:04:47.840 So good for her.

01:04:48.600 98.

01:04:49.100 Betty Lindbergh.

01:04:50.500 Thank you, Betty.

01:04:51.400 Absolute grinder.

01:04:52.680 Grinder.

01:04:53.940 Woman excellence.

01:04:55.120 Yeah.

01:04:56.000 If I, I'm not like in the best cardio shape.

01:04:58.200 I bet she baked her grandkids cookies right after. 1.00

01:05:00.580 She's probably stitching something up.

01:05:02.220 Like one of their grandkids has a ripped shirt.

01:05:04.160 She goes, I got it.

01:05:05.020 Yeah.

01:05:06.120 Had a day.

01:05:07.180 If I was there, I'm not in the best cardio shape.

01:05:09.680 But if I was lining up next to Betty, Betty's not finishing before me. 1.00

01:05:14.560 5K in an hour?

01:05:15.440 Yeah, of course.

01:05:15.880 I could fast pace walk faster than her fastest run. 0.77

01:05:20.400 So there's no world where she beats me.

01:05:22.100 For sure.

01:05:22.340 I can do a 5K in less than an hour.

01:05:23.720 It's probably not even good.

01:05:24.480 Yeah, it's not.

01:05:25.220 All right.

01:05:25.480 What is a 5K?

01:05:26.140 Two point something miles?

01:05:27.820 Yeah.

01:05:28.420 Yeah.

01:05:28.580 So you can walk in 15 minutes pace.

01:05:31.220 Yeah.

01:05:31.740 That's like, I could probably finish in 30 minutes.

01:05:33.740 Yeah, you're good.

01:05:34.200 Okay.

01:05:35.560 Next, one of our show watchers, Sarah M. 0.95

01:05:39.040 She sewed this painting or something.

01:05:41.460 It was a needle point.

01:05:43.000 She cross stitched, I think, this needle point.

01:05:45.420 And it's the scenery of Paris, of the Eiffel Tower.

01:05:48.320 Look at that.

01:05:49.420 Excellent.

01:05:50.120 That's woman excellence. 1.00

01:05:51.420 Great job.

01:05:52.120 What do I hate girls? 0.56

01:05:52.880 Why would I show this?

01:05:53.880 Of course not.

01:05:54.860 Of course he doesn't.

01:05:55.280 This is so good.

01:05:56.240 All right.

01:05:56.620 And she said she's going to do a cross stitch for us of the show's logo, I think.

01:06:01.340 That's so nice of you.

01:06:02.720 I think it'll probably take a long time.

01:06:04.800 She's from Canada, I believe, as well.

01:06:06.640 Don't even.

01:06:07.440 Well, we'll have to see.

01:06:08.140 Her boyfriend watched the show together.

01:06:09.700 That's good.

01:06:10.500 Yeah.

01:06:10.940 We'll take it.

01:06:12.220 But also, don't feel like you have to.

01:06:14.620 It'll probably take a long time. 1.00

01:06:17.260 I'm a fat fuck. 1.00

01:06:18.840 Don't even do so. 1.00

01:06:19.220 Well, I think it's a logo.

01:06:21.300 She's going to do the logo, not my body.

01:06:23.900 Not you.

01:06:24.480 Yeah.

01:06:24.960 Okay.

01:06:25.680 So don't worry about it.

01:06:26.320 All right.

01:06:26.780 Next.

01:06:27.220 Hey, woman excellence, uplifting gold.

01:06:29.340 I'm two for two.

01:06:30.420 I'm actually being serious about this.

01:06:32.020 I clearly don't hate girls. 0.99

01:06:33.440 This next woman has a cat. 1.00

01:06:35.820 Yeah.

01:06:36.160 She's got a cat who she does stunts with.

01:06:38.280 Look at this cat.

01:06:38.900 So now this cat jumps on her back.

01:06:43.980 Look at that.

01:06:45.060 Trusts her.

01:06:45.880 Likes her.

01:06:46.800 So the cat jumps on her.

01:06:48.320 Boom.

01:06:48.900 Gets into position.

01:06:50.220 And then this lady's got a cat. 1.00

01:06:52.280 And that's woman excellence, right? 0.93

01:06:53.880 Yeah.

01:06:54.200 She taught the cat.

01:06:55.040 The cat does it.

01:06:55.840 That's woman excellence. 1.00

01:06:56.660 She's buddies with the cat.

01:06:57.960 She's got a cat. 0.84

01:06:58.800 Maybe she doesn't have a boyfriend. 1.00

01:07:00.200 Maybe she's a little lonely.

01:07:01.240 You get a cat.

01:07:02.260 You get a little lonely again.

01:07:03.520 Another cat.

01:07:04.760 You keep loading up the cats.

01:07:06.120 And then that makes you not lonely.

01:07:08.420 Yeah.

01:07:08.540 But you have to watch out because cats can give you schizophrenia.

01:07:12.680 Yeah.

01:07:12.900 Long suspected link between cats and schizophrenia could be real.

01:07:17.400 New study.

01:07:18.460 I don't know what that means.

01:07:19.720 I think you probably have schizophrenia first and then you like cats a little too much or

01:07:23.680 you bring in 10. 0.97

01:07:24.780 Or the cat piss.

01:07:26.340 Ooh.

01:07:26.980 The cat piss.

01:07:28.400 Triggers you. 1.00

01:07:29.240 Gets in your system and then there's chemicals.

01:07:31.560 And then you breathe them in for years and years.

01:07:34.020 And then the chemicals end up being more powerful than your natural brain chemicals.

01:07:38.020 Okay.

01:07:38.740 Or something.

01:07:39.640 Yeah.

01:07:39.940 Not really uplifting.

01:07:40.800 That one.

01:07:41.360 Okay.

01:07:41.640 With the schizo stuff. 1.00

01:07:42.880 Sure.

01:07:43.160 Speaking of schizo stuff. 1.00

01:07:44.620 A woman gave a PowerPoint presentation to... 0.84

01:07:49.580 A group of friends.

01:07:51.360 Consenting adults.

01:07:52.380 Yeah.

01:07:53.160 About the show and the show's lore.

01:07:55.780 This is where I start to go a little schizo. 0.99

01:07:57.340 Okay.

01:07:57.860 So here we go.

01:08:00.760 The lights are cooking our brains. 1.00

01:08:06.140 Since the invention of electricity, the world has become dumber. 0.97

01:08:12.240 We can look at the test scores. 0.95

01:08:13.980 They've gone down the drain.

01:08:15.420 Okay.

01:08:15.740 And it's because the lights in the classrooms are cooking our brains.

01:08:20.300 They're buzzing.

01:08:21.620 I'm in front of Helen Keller denier.

01:08:25.800 Helen Keller.

01:08:27.620 Fake.

01:08:28.660 This is also a plug for my favorite podcast.

01:08:31.100 The best podcast of all time.

01:08:32.700 Fleck is Cox featuring Richard Rathboy.

01:08:34.920 Anyway.

01:08:35.360 They put me onto this idea of hitting me.

01:08:38.480 Example of some of the lies.

01:08:40.020 It says that she flew a plane.

01:08:41.580 She speaks.

01:08:42.300 We have recordings of her speaking.

01:08:43.660 She has a British accent.

01:08:45.540 Okay.

01:08:46.360 I like how one of her bullet points is just, there's no way.

01:08:50.340 It's not even an argument.

01:08:51.660 It's just Helen Keller.

01:08:52.480 There's no way.

01:08:53.220 That is woman excellence. 1.00

01:08:55.140 Yeah.

01:08:55.580 She said that to me and said it was, they did a PowerPoint night or something where all

01:09:00.000 the friends presented on their subjects of choice.

01:09:02.220 She went full schizo with it. 0.99

01:09:03.680 I was going to say, I have no idea what that possibly could have been for.

01:09:06.040 Yeah.

01:09:06.700 It was a night.

01:09:07.580 They had an event.

01:09:08.420 But then she was saying that the brains are getting cooked and the buzzing.

01:09:11.180 Yeah.

01:09:11.760 That's true.

01:09:12.600 I've said that.

01:09:13.540 I know.

01:09:14.420 So.

01:09:14.920 All right.

01:09:15.800 Now let's move on.

01:09:17.060 That's woman excellence. 1.00

01:09:18.100 Yep.

01:09:18.620 That's real woman excellence. 1.00

01:09:19.860 And it's funny.

01:09:20.460 She's doing bits.

01:09:21.400 She had the crowd laughing.

01:09:22.820 There you go.

01:09:23.760 All right.

01:09:24.240 This next one is a girl making content.

01:09:31.340 See?

01:09:32.220 Girls are funny. 1.00

01:09:33.460 Yep.

01:09:34.260 There you go.

01:09:34.960 She ruined a whole outfit just for the bit. 1.00

01:09:37.360 Just for the bit.

01:09:38.240 And girls are funny or something. 1.00

01:09:40.260 All right.

01:09:40.580 Next, the mother tiger dog.

01:09:42.660 Yeah.

01:09:42.960 This is a good one.

01:09:43.760 So this tiger refuses to.

01:09:47.500 Mother tiger refused to feed the baby.

01:09:49.540 Refuses to feed the baby.

01:09:50.780 Then they put the tiger next to a golden retriever.

01:09:54.540 And the golden retriever takes care of the tiger and feeds him the milk.

01:09:57.820 And then the tigers grow gigantic.

01:10:00.080 But they all like the golden retriever.

01:10:02.380 Yeah.

01:10:02.500 And the golden retriever is a girl, which counts as a woman, which is woman excellence.

01:10:06.620 Yep.

01:10:07.200 Feels good.

01:10:07.700 You're mothers of tigers or whatever from that show. 0.61

01:10:10.640 What show?

01:10:11.480 Dragons.

01:10:12.600 Mother of dragons. 0.93

01:10:13.500 Yeah.

01:10:13.680 Yeah.

01:10:13.940 Yeah.

01:10:13.960 Game of Thrones.

01:10:14.880 Game of Thrones.

01:10:15.580 I'm a mother of tigers.

01:10:16.480 I'm a mother of dragons.

01:10:17.420 You're close.

01:10:17.980 Look at this.

01:10:18.420 They're all buddies.

01:10:19.520 Little tiger friends.

01:10:20.540 Little tiger friends.

01:10:21.400 And now, wait till the end.

01:10:23.460 I mean, those things should just eat you.

01:10:25.940 Yeah.

01:10:26.080 But you're the mother.

01:10:27.440 She's the king of the tigers. 0.98

01:10:28.700 She's in charge of them.

01:10:30.040 So, ladies, you can do anything. 1.00

01:10:32.600 Yeah.

01:10:33.400 I guess so.

01:10:35.080 And then this last one is, is this Ballerina Farms or whatever?

01:10:38.620 I'm not sure.

01:10:39.200 I don't, I know it's someone who's a content creator. 0.99

01:10:41.140 It's a content creator who's got like six kids and makes sourdough bread and shit and 1.00

01:10:44.920 bakes a bunch of shit in the oven. 1.00

01:10:48.980 That's woman excellence too. 1.00

01:10:50.400 She's got babies. 1.00

01:10:51.540 She's cooking shit. 1.00

01:10:52.780 Yeah. 1.00

01:10:53.100 She's at home.

01:10:54.480 She's wearing a modest outfit.

01:10:56.900 A little cheesecloth.

01:10:58.740 Cheesecloth.

01:10:59.300 She's got stuff prepared for a long time in the jars.

01:11:03.900 That's excellence, baby. 0.99

01:11:06.320 Oh, Fleckis, you hate women. 1.00

01:11:08.920 Looks like I love them. 0.98

01:11:10.300 I don't think anybody even says that.

01:11:12.240 They do.

01:11:13.360 They do.

01:11:14.140 All right.

01:11:14.500 All right.

01:11:14.820 Well, we're at the end of the show.

01:11:15.980 And at the end of the show on Fridays, we now do shout outs.

01:11:19.000 We're going to make them fast.

01:11:20.680 We have Gabe, who's a fan of the show, friend of the show, friend of ours.

01:11:25.400 We know Gabe and his wife for a long time now from being bonus.

01:11:29.240 So we've got the refrigerator, island, cabinets.

01:11:34.060 John, you about ready to put that other cabinet up?

01:11:35.960 Yeah.

01:11:36.480 Okay.

01:11:36.780 Let me just make sure if it's ready to go.

01:11:38.720 Fleckis Talks ranked the best new podcast of all time featuring Richard Ratboy because

01:11:43.680 he goes all the way on to say words, just words, slash, and actually starts, actually,

01:11:48.400 another words, same time, words, and actually sometimes it's the right thing to do.

01:11:50.820 Yeah.

01:11:51.520 Very cool.

01:11:52.300 Thank you, Gabe.

01:11:52.860 So we have like a partnership with contractors at this point, the working man, electricians

01:11:58.660 and builders and cement pourers and hammer nail guys.

01:12:02.100 Yep.

01:12:02.440 And everyone's writing the show on projects.

01:12:05.420 Yeah.

01:12:05.840 We have like an official partnership with another one here on this beam.

01:12:09.180 This is all good stuff.

01:12:10.860 Yeah.

01:12:11.160 This guy wrote it on the stud.

01:12:12.620 This guy wrote it on some drywall.

01:12:14.580 Isn't that cool?

01:12:15.400 Yeah.

01:12:15.960 All right.

01:12:16.260 Let's move on.

01:12:16.740 Happy birthday to Brendan Dietrich on December 12th.

01:12:20.100 You missed it, but happy birthday.

01:12:21.460 Happy 40th birthday to Alyssa Chestnut.

01:12:24.160 Her birthday's tomorrow on Saturday.

01:12:26.460 Nice.

01:12:26.560 Happy 27th birthday to Johnny.

01:12:28.580 It was December 10th, but we missed that one.

01:12:30.920 So happy birthday, Johnny.

01:12:32.240 Happy birthday to Dylan Melnick on December 18th.

01:12:35.820 And then we have our final plug.

01:12:37.860 Our buddies plugged us on a podcast.

01:12:41.600 We're also here to confuse and depress their friends and family members.

01:12:45.120 Tonight, we step into the heart of the action with the comm center podcast that illuminates

01:12:48.820 the untold stories of emergency dispatchers and their vital role in saving lives.

01:12:52.460 We're going to listen to riveting 911 calls that bridge the gap between dispatchers and

01:12:56.880 first responders.

01:12:57.760 Tonight, we're going to switch up a little bit.

01:12:59.260 We're going to turn this into a game show format.

01:13:00.880 For not, we need a game show host.

01:13:02.960 So I am joined by Andrew Baxter.

01:13:05.580 Drew Breesy, how are you doing this evening, sir?

01:13:07.700 Oh, I'm doing great because words are just words until action actually starts.

01:13:12.280 And actions speak louder than words.

01:13:14.280 But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right

01:13:20.000 thing to do.

01:13:21.500 Isn't that nice?

01:13:22.980 Doesn't it feel good to hear it?

01:13:25.100 Well, another Fleckus Talks in the books.

01:13:27.360 Thank you guys for watching.

01:13:28.880 Like, share, subscribe, all the good stuff.

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01:13:39.140 Are we going to end on this failed, not failed bit, but we have a bit that we kind of were

01:13:43.960 going to do in Cringe of the Week.

01:13:45.080 Oh, yeah.

01:13:46.180 You want to end on that?

01:13:47.320 Yeah, we'll let it play in the background.

01:13:49.540 A little surprise for you guys, for the people who watch all the way to the end.

01:13:53.520 Wow.

01:13:54.660 There was a commercial we saw for some, like, LGBT college.

01:13:59.260 It was a college and it was all, like, weird, small, twink kids. 0.99

01:14:03.040 And trans.

01:14:04.260 And then so Rap Boy and I inserted ourselves into it.

01:14:07.260 So we'll end the show on that.

01:14:09.420 Thank you guys for watching.

01:14:10.440 We'll see you in Bonusland and then we'll see you Tuesday.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - December 15, 2023

D.E.I. GRIFTING QUEEN

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