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00:00:14.940 All right. Welcome back to Flag and Socks, the podcast episode 133.

00:00:19.700 Today on the show, new Senate twink just dropped.

00:00:22.580 No world where we don't talk about that.

00:00:24.880 Then in cringe of the week, I tell you why I hate streamers.

00:00:30.000 Then in Urban Decay, bigotry of low expectations continues.

00:00:33.780 This time, a murder suspect is not described by police because he's black and that would be racist, I guess.

00:00:40.340 And last but not least, did this guy give the worst wedding vows of all time?

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00:02:59.300 First things first.

00:03:00.200 What do you guys think we're going to talk about right off the bat?

00:03:02.720 Is it the Senate twink?

00:03:03.840 It's the Senate twink.

00:03:04.960 Of course.

00:03:05.500 And you know what sucks is the Senate twink, all that stuff's breaking Friday afternoon.

00:03:09.700 We just released a podcast.

00:03:11.060 We're mostly chilling.

00:03:12.620 I hate when they get released, like not in our schedule.

00:03:16.200 But if you think we're going to miss this opportunity to talk about this guy.

00:03:19.180 We are not going to miss this opportunity.

00:03:21.320 I stayed up pretty much all weekend just watching the clip over and over trying to find clues.

00:03:26.940 If you guys have the uncensored version, please send it because I need as many clues as we can get out of this.

00:03:31.980 Yeah.

00:03:32.260 Even though we already know his identity, there's still more clues to be found, I think.

00:03:36.000 There could be.

00:03:36.720 You watch it backwards.

00:03:37.740 Yeah.

00:03:38.140 There's different ways to watch it to get as many clues as possible.

00:03:41.440 And that's what we got to do as patriots.

00:03:42.900 Absolutely.

00:03:43.460 That's our duty.

00:03:44.720 That's our duty as Americans.

00:03:46.720 All right.

00:03:47.160 Well, everyone knows what happened.

00:03:48.760 We're not going to show it.

00:03:49.920 Yeah.

00:03:50.100 Because it's like gay P-O-R-N.

00:03:52.380 A guy, two gay guys made gay porn in a Senate hearing room.

00:03:56.020 You guys probably saw it.

00:03:57.260 Yeah.

00:03:57.880 Exactly.

00:03:58.280 You guys, unfortunately, probably saw it because everyone was sharing it.

00:04:01.580 And there's two takes whenever this happens.

00:04:03.580 It's like, look at this.

00:04:04.480 This is disgusting.

00:04:05.460 And get that off my timeline.

00:04:07.140 I really don't like gay porn on my timeline.

00:04:09.740 That's right.

00:04:11.080 But we did get the response from the twank.

00:04:14.160 He wrote, he called it Attacked for Who I Love.

00:04:19.180 Yeah.

00:04:19.380 Could you read the whole response?

00:04:20.720 Yeah.

00:04:21.060 So what do you do when you film gay porn and you get caught and fired?

00:04:24.640 You say, this has been a difficult time for me as I've been attacked for who I love to

00:04:28.640 pursue a political agenda.

00:04:29.940 While some of my actions in the past have shown poor judgment, I love my job and would

00:04:33.700 never disrespect my workplace.

00:04:36.000 You get it.

00:04:36.820 You get it.

00:04:37.260 Poor judgment.

00:04:38.720 Love.

00:04:40.240 That's what you're calling it?

00:04:41.380 You're calling this poor judgment?

00:04:43.000 Animalistic bee fucking.

00:04:45.200 That's love, I guess.

00:04:46.380 I don't know.

00:04:46.860 Yeah.

00:04:47.160 This is way worse than January 6th.

00:04:49.160 You think Pete Buttigieg watched the video?

00:04:50.820 Oh, yeah.

00:04:51.360 Yeah.

00:04:51.600 He was looking for clues.

00:04:52.480 He liked it.

00:04:54.880 Yeah.

00:04:55.440 So the way worse than January 6th, I think this guy should be on a sex offender list.

00:04:59.720 I think that's reasonable.

00:05:01.020 I think that's very reasonable.

00:05:02.400 Maybe we're just being prude Republicans.

00:05:04.400 Oh, yeah.

00:05:05.020 But this always kind of happens where we're called prude Republicans, but we really are

00:05:09.780 painting a picture of what gay guys are up to.

00:05:12.100 They're basically down to fuck whoever, wherever, whenever, on camera.

00:05:17.100 Pretty much.

00:05:18.020 Pretty much.

00:05:18.640 And then, yeah, you got to think about like, what have I seen recently?

00:05:22.020 What's my mental model of gay men, right?

00:05:23.960 Yeah.

00:05:24.120 What are they up to?

00:05:25.000 And it's like, well, I don't know.

00:05:27.280 Like, you think back to news stories and you go, oh, that dog got monkey pox.

00:05:31.720 Oh, yeah.

00:05:32.480 And then you go, oh, man, that couple in Atlanta, they adopted those kids, those boys, and then

00:05:38.420 they sexually abused them.

00:05:39.940 And then there was that festival where the monkey pox, they didn't even tell him not to

00:05:43.740 fuck.

00:05:44.140 They told him to cover the sores and fuck through it.

00:05:46.060 Yeah, basically.

00:05:46.800 And so you get these things, oh, and then the senator, they hired him and he's in the

00:05:51.040 room and he's filming gay porn.

00:05:52.620 And then the luggage twink stealing everyone's clothes and then-

00:05:55.420 Stealing literally women's dresses.

00:05:57.440 Yeah.

00:05:57.900 And then everyone knows what they do at the dog park.

00:06:00.420 We don't need to tell you.

00:06:02.740 Everyone's getting sucked at the dog park.

00:06:04.240 And so it's not, it's like this constantly horny, like, degenerate culture that, you

00:06:10.300 know, people, I saw some gay people on Twitter who were like, because there were the right

00:06:15.580 wing gays who were like, this is disgusting, have some decency, blah, blah, blah.

00:06:19.380 And then they were like, oh, yeah, you're prude and like kind of scoffing at it.

00:06:23.220 And it's like, you just are starting to develop this mental model that's not really great.

00:06:28.040 Yeah.

00:06:28.300 And the right wing gays, like pretending they're mad about it, but like they kind of do this

00:06:32.400 too.

00:06:33.240 So it's like, you kind of like, you start to realize what everyone's up to.

00:06:37.880 Yeah.

00:06:38.060 And we're not even mentioning the gay men who dress up as women and then play sports, you

00:06:42.040 know?

00:06:42.340 So we haven't even dug into that yet.

00:06:44.080 But so the mental models looking ugly.

00:06:45.940 Mental models looking ugly.

00:06:47.500 And like, it's basically the opposite of that song, baby, it's cold outside.

00:06:51.920 Oh, yeah.

00:06:52.440 Remember that song, baby, it's cold outside where it's a guy and a girl and it's like,

00:06:55.300 I really should go.

00:06:56.340 And he's like, stay for one more drink or whatever.

00:06:59.080 So it's like a guy.

00:07:00.160 And then the girl is like, I shouldn't.

00:07:02.260 And there's like a dynamic, like an opposites dynamic.

00:07:04.880 But when you have two gay guys.

00:07:07.340 The governors are off.

00:07:08.720 The governor is off.

00:07:10.400 It's like an accelerating problem.

00:07:12.620 And the song goes a little different.

00:07:14.620 Yeah.

00:07:14.780 It's just two guys getting equally and more aggressively horny, you know?

00:07:18.460 And it's like, OK, so that's what gay relationships are, right?

00:07:21.840 Yeah.

00:07:22.200 But we're told decency is on the ballot for 2020.

00:07:25.220 Remember?

00:07:25.740 Dr. Jill posted that.

00:07:27.240 Decency is on the ballot.

00:07:28.480 And we've had like the trans person who showed their tits at the White House.

00:07:31.620 We've had this now.

00:07:32.740 The nuclear guy.

00:07:33.600 The luggage twink.

00:07:34.400 The monkey pox guy.

00:07:35.580 Yeah.

00:07:35.880 The monkey pox satanist guy who wears the leather daddy shit.

00:07:38.960 The gay Christmas special they made.

00:07:40.740 So decency is just like more gay shit is what it sounds like to Dr. Jill.

00:07:45.020 Yeah, exactly.

00:07:45.780 And then there's a George Santos thing that was pretty funny, I thought.

00:07:48.200 Yeah, George Santos watching Congress get gayer in his absence.

00:07:51.700 He's just spooked.

00:07:52.920 Oh, man.

00:07:53.780 And this is why it's so important to be henchman maxing.

00:07:56.800 Because henchmen are the opposite of twinks.

00:07:59.760 I agree.

00:08:00.740 You know what I'm saying?

00:08:01.360 I feel like that's why we've been drawn to it.

00:08:02.980 Yeah.

00:08:03.100 Oh, and also this guy, this twink, sorry, before we show the henchman, this twink had

00:08:07.520 a Reddit profile that was called like bareback twink slut.

00:08:11.220 So he's self-identified as a twink.

00:08:13.560 Yeah.

00:08:13.760 We use it as kind of a derogatory thing, but he's using it.

00:08:18.800 So, and soon we're going to run into a list where it's like, oh yeah, the luggage twink.

00:08:23.000 And then it's like, and the Senate twink.

00:08:25.220 And then there's going to be another twink incident in the Senate.

00:08:27.540 And then another twink incident where somebody also steals luggage.

00:08:30.100 And the iterations are going to go crazy.

00:08:31.580 You're going to have to get more specific in our naming conventions where it's like, oh

00:08:34.700 yeah.

00:08:35.220 Black Senate twink.

00:08:35.980 The bald luggage twink.

00:08:37.820 It's going to get crazy.

00:08:39.300 It's going to be hard to keep track of all these people.

00:08:41.120 Exactly.

00:08:41.660 God forbid Trump loses.

00:08:43.720 We're going to have a whole new slew of twinks that need names.

00:08:47.340 Yeah.

00:08:47.740 Which is why it's now's the time to henchman max, guys.

00:08:51.560 Now is not the time to be any sort of twink.

00:08:54.800 And our boys donut operator, the whole crew is henchman maxing here.

00:09:00.160 Love to see it.

00:09:00.780 Absolutely.

00:09:01.120 And then a key for henchman maxing is you need a boss.

00:09:04.520 And so there's a boss here and there's two henchmen, right?

00:09:06.920 That's how it goes.

00:09:07.820 And there's another henchman I saw.

00:09:13.920 That's a bad one.

00:09:15.560 It's not a twink at least.

00:09:18.000 He's not sucking anybody.

00:09:20.520 Yeah.

00:09:21.060 So that's the Senate twink section.

00:09:22.940 Hope everyone enjoyed it.

00:09:24.140 I mean, guys, we weren't adding any new info.

00:09:26.680 The guy was identified.

00:09:27.760 The senator he worked for was identified.

00:09:29.620 All that.

00:09:30.060 It's attacked for who he loves.

00:09:31.580 Yeah.

00:09:32.480 We're attacking you for who you loved in the Senate room when maybe people were around.

00:09:37.080 Yeah.

00:09:37.340 My favorite thing was getting fully naked.

00:09:39.400 There wasn't a thought of like, oh, let's do a quickie in the Senate room.

00:09:42.520 Getting fully naked and filming it.

00:09:44.180 Or like some like under the table shit.

00:09:46.040 Yeah.

00:09:46.340 It's just like you guys are fully naked here with all the lights on.

00:09:49.340 Janitor did walk in and he just walked right out.

00:09:51.480 Yeah.

00:09:52.320 Well, that's how it goes.

00:09:53.700 Let's move on.

00:09:54.420 Page two of housekeeping.

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00:10:24.980 Next part.

00:10:26.020 Zuck is building a bomb shelter.

00:10:28.160 Yeah.

00:10:28.560 Mark Zuckerberg building a $100 million Hawaii compound with massive underground bunker,

00:10:33.360 this report says.

00:10:34.580 So do you guys think that the tech overlords know anything more than we do?

00:10:40.700 That's a good question.

00:10:41.640 You could take, you could interpret this both ways.

00:10:44.220 I'd say, yeah.

00:10:45.300 Yeah.

00:10:45.880 Yeah.

00:10:46.140 I think Zuck knows what's about to happen and we all know what's about to happen.

00:10:50.180 I think you, I think you hit a certain net worth though.

00:10:53.140 And then it's just bunker time, right?

00:10:54.980 Oh, that's a good point.

00:10:55.800 You might as well have it.

00:10:56.800 Exactly.

00:10:57.280 That's it's, you, you don't, you admit you don't know everything, but it's like,

00:11:00.620 I got all this money.

00:11:01.380 I might as well have the bunker.

00:11:02.380 And maybe you have a hunch that someone's going to turn on the 5G frequency microwavers and

00:11:07.880 it's going to microwave everybody with heavy metals in their body.

00:11:11.640 Maybe if they do got the bunker.

00:11:14.460 So yeah, make sure you guys get all the heavy metals out of your body soon because they're

00:11:18.440 going to turn the microwaves on and it's going to turn us into zombies and it's going to

00:11:22.020 be like, you're going to have to be putting people down in your own family who you don't

00:11:25.680 even recognize anymore because there's zombies coming at you, trying to kill you.

00:11:29.220 So it's some real Sophie's choice shit.

00:11:31.600 So it's going to get dark.

00:11:32.840 Yeah.

00:11:33.040 5G aliens microwaving heavy metals.

00:11:35.840 Yeah.

00:11:36.600 Ring true.

00:11:37.320 Rings true to me.

00:11:38.480 I'm saying it.

00:11:39.340 Sounds about right.

00:11:40.280 It sounds about right for what's coming.

00:11:42.480 Trump's in the lead with the polls.

00:11:43.800 You think that's going to happen?

00:11:44.820 You think that's staying like that?

00:11:46.980 They're turning the microwave on.

00:11:48.860 All right.

00:11:49.160 Let's move on.

00:11:50.180 Gen Z menu anxiety.

00:11:52.220 Yeah.

00:11:52.460 This is kind of a boomer article where boomers and millennials gather together to laugh at

00:11:56.300 Gen Z, but it says Gen Z suffers from menu anxiety when dining out with too many scared

00:12:01.760 to order their own meals.

00:12:03.460 Ah.

00:12:04.560 So it makes you wonder, how come go pick gender, but no able ordering food go restaurant?

00:12:12.740 Stupid.

00:12:13.500 Makes me wonder.

00:12:14.600 That's all I had for that.

00:12:15.880 Yeah.

00:12:16.360 There's the obvious boomer joke.

00:12:17.920 They can't pick a damn gender, much less fish or chicken.

00:12:22.240 That's what I like.

00:12:23.120 I like some good boomer shit.

00:12:24.380 Yeah.

00:12:24.760 All right.

00:12:25.100 Speaking of food, large French fries.

00:12:27.100 Yeah.

00:12:27.360 New all time high.

00:12:28.620 It's got to be a new all time high.

00:12:29.840 Seven dollars for a large French fry.

00:12:31.480 We are living in the Great Depression.

00:12:32.760 I think this is likely in California.

00:12:35.360 So this might be regional and it's on an app.

00:12:38.520 So I don't know.

00:12:39.900 But the minimum wage ticking up in those California places ain't helping the fry price.

00:12:44.200 Yeah, exactly.

00:12:45.060 And Joe Biden can lie about his jobs and inflation and the economy.

00:12:50.860 The oil reserves.

00:12:52.240 The oil and the graphs and the costs.

00:12:54.400 And oh, Thanksgiving was cheaper.

00:12:56.140 Jobs report's actually good.

00:12:57.640 Yeah.

00:12:58.100 So he can do that all he wants.

00:12:59.540 But when you go to McDonald's, you go to McDonald's and French fry $7.

00:13:04.620 That's right in your face.

00:13:05.600 You can't obfuscate that.

00:13:07.120 You can't do anything with that.

00:13:08.680 And is it not that?

00:13:11.600 No, no.

00:13:11.940 It's $7.

00:13:13.060 Has it ever been that high?

00:13:14.040 No, not even close.

00:13:15.220 It actually used to be like $3.

00:13:16.980 Yeah.

00:13:17.140 Oh, 2X.

00:13:18.760 Easy 2X.

00:13:19.620 We all know what happened when you go to McDonald's.

00:13:21.360 Yep.

00:13:21.940 All right.

00:13:22.300 Let's move on.

00:13:23.000 Let's get more serious.

00:13:23.900 Okay, please.

00:13:24.800 I'm waiting.

00:13:25.400 Remember last week that Christian man tore down the Satanist statue in the Iowa State Hall?

00:13:31.300 Of course.

00:13:31.740 And then people were getting, not mad, but people were debating, like, is this illegal?

00:13:37.660 Should this be allowed?

00:13:39.400 Free speech versus whatever.

00:13:41.620 And then Jenna Ellis, Jebba, who really knows how to make a dumb point.

00:13:46.860 Yeah.

00:13:47.300 Agreed.

00:13:47.520 We'll just leave it at that.

00:13:48.900 Jenna, you're probably not going to even see this.

00:13:50.440 But if you do, this is a stupid fat podcast.

00:13:53.460 Don't worry about it.

00:13:54.160 Yeah, just skip it.

00:13:54.780 Skip it.

00:13:55.160 Just skip it.

00:13:56.140 Who cares?

00:13:56.980 But she posted something.

00:13:58.160 She said, should it be illegal to be a Satanist in America?

00:14:01.640 If so, we don't have genuine religious freedom in this country.

00:14:04.920 Our founders separated from England because that government was compelling its citizens

00:14:08.460 to worship at a specific church in a specific manner.

00:14:11.740 But isn't Satanism, like, anti-religion?

00:14:14.660 Yeah.

00:14:14.900 It's, like, the opposite of Christianity.

00:14:16.700 It's, like, you worship the devil instead of God and Jesus.

00:14:19.720 Yeah.

00:14:20.080 And then it's also, like, ironic and trolling and not even genuine.

00:14:24.360 It's not like, oh, yeah, Satan, we have all these rituals and we do all these things.

00:14:27.480 It's, like, Redditors.

00:14:28.840 Yeah.

00:14:29.200 It's, like, a joke.

00:14:30.260 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:14:31.280 Antagonistic.

00:14:31.800 Yeah.

00:14:32.160 So this next one is really where the point gets hit home.

00:14:34.960 Can you read it?

00:14:35.620 She said, would you be cool, she posted a poll, would you be cool with a Christian beheading

00:14:39.860 a statue of Allah in the Iowa state capitol?

00:14:43.420 Yeah.

00:14:43.740 So if you posted, if you put up a statue of Allah in the Iowa state capitol, the Muslims

00:14:50.740 would come, destroy it, and probably burn down the whole building, too, without even thinking

00:14:55.980 twice.

00:14:56.440 Yeah.

00:14:56.620 They've done that.

00:14:57.800 I know.

00:14:58.260 That's what they do.

00:14:59.060 I know.

00:14:59.560 So it makes you kind of wonder, and, like, what we have here is very special in America,

00:15:04.280 the freedom, right?

00:15:05.260 Mm-hmm.

00:15:05.520 So you give freedom to people, but you need to give it to the right people.

00:15:09.020 Because if you don't, the freedom that we give becomes our vulnerability.

00:15:13.940 Yeah.

00:15:14.100 And it actually will lead to us being enslaved by people that don't care about that freedom,

00:15:18.080 but we'll use that freedom we're providing to exploit those who provided the freedom.

00:15:22.560 Exactly.

00:15:23.020 And then you have, like, competing cultures, and it's just a power grab, power struggle,

00:15:27.020 and nobody's really following the Constitution to a T when the country is now 40% Muslim and

00:15:33.480 they're taking over.

00:15:34.320 You know what I mean?

00:15:35.260 Exactly.

00:15:36.180 So that's why we have to be very selective with who we let in, because if we let people

00:15:41.760 in en masse from third world countries that don't even understand what true freedom is

00:15:45.640 that we have here, the people who fought to get the true freedom and the people who came

00:15:50.560 from those people will lose it and will basically be giving it away to people who don't even

00:15:55.880 understand what they're doing, but they just want to have an Islamic state in America.

00:15:59.420 They want to get the dub.

00:16:00.540 They care about winning, and they don't care about the principles.

00:16:03.700 And we're already seeing that in America, where in Minnesota, they just dropped a new

00:16:08.760 flag.

00:16:09.200 Here's the old Minnesota flag, and then here's the new flag, and then here's what the flag

00:16:13.800 of Somalia looks like.

00:16:15.140 Yeah.

00:16:16.000 Looks a lot like a Somalian flag, but if you say that, hey, we're being replaced here, you

00:16:20.920 get called a bigot.

00:16:21.720 Yeah.

00:16:22.380 And it's actively happening.

00:16:23.720 Minnesota has the largest Somali population, which, you know, how'd that get chosen?

00:16:28.260 How'd that start?

00:16:29.440 Yeah.

00:16:29.840 The chain migration just kept going and going until it's basically Little Somalia now, and

00:16:34.240 you know, add a few George Floyd riots, and downtown's never the same.

00:16:39.080 Yeah.

00:16:39.540 And Minnesota, too.

00:16:40.920 Yeah, Minnesota, which was like famously settled by Scandinavians and Germans, and now it's

00:16:46.360 just Little Somalia.

00:16:47.520 People who like the cold.

00:16:48.960 Yeah, exactly.

00:16:49.600 And all those people who are so, you know, Minnesota nice, as they call it, they're currently

00:16:54.540 getting steamrolled by third worlders with low IQs.

00:16:57.560 Yeah.

00:16:58.260 And also in this photo with, what's her name?

00:17:01.860 Ilhan.

00:17:02.320 Ilhan.

00:17:02.820 Yeah.

00:17:03.340 Look around this photo.

00:17:04.920 I see Somalian flags.

00:17:06.400 I see Somalian people.

00:17:07.940 I see Somalian headscarves.

00:17:09.960 I see...

00:17:10.860 Somalian phenotypes.

00:17:11.620 I see zero American flags.

00:17:14.040 Yeah.

00:17:14.120 This could be Somalia.

00:17:15.640 Yeah.

00:17:15.880 And they say, oh, diversity is our strength.

00:17:17.580 That's why we need these people here.

00:17:18.880 Where's the diversity?

00:17:20.020 Yeah.

00:17:20.160 All I see is Somalians making America the new Somalia.

00:17:23.740 And then they're also telling us, on the other hand, that it's more important now than

00:17:27.940 ever to be anti-colonialism.

00:17:29.940 Yeah.

00:17:30.160 Which is literally what they're doing to us.

00:17:32.800 But that's what globalism looks like.

00:17:34.620 And this is what I thought was interesting when I was kind of going through preparing

00:17:37.340 for today's show.

00:17:38.480 If you stand up for America and try to maintain this country's heritage, culture, and traditions,

00:17:43.740 they'll call you racist while they try to replace you.

00:17:46.300 Of course.

00:17:46.720 But if you don't say anything and let whatever's going to happen, happen, they're still going

00:17:50.840 to call you racist and try to replace you.

00:17:52.740 Yeah.

00:17:53.340 It's kind of a lose-lose, as we call it in the business.

00:17:55.460 So you might as well fight.

00:17:56.620 Yeah, exactly.

00:17:57.420 It's like, either way, you're racist and the future is less white.

00:17:59.980 So like, which option is better?

00:18:01.820 And then there's going to be a dominant culture no matter what.

00:18:04.620 Yeah.

00:18:05.200 Is it going to be the culture of Americana, which we had, say, 50 years ago, which is open

00:18:12.020 to anyone who wants to be a part of it, regardless of race, religion, creed, et

00:18:16.420 cetera?

00:18:16.880 Yeah.

00:18:17.340 Baseball, apple pie, ice cream.

00:18:19.720 July 4th, Christmas.

00:18:21.900 So if you want to be a part of that, you're welcome to be a part of that.

00:18:24.360 There's no exclusions based on anything unless you're anti-social or anti-molding in with

00:18:32.840 that group.

00:18:33.480 Yeah.

00:18:33.740 You can't integrate.

00:18:34.480 So if you're not integrating, then you're not really a part of it.

00:18:37.680 But for the most part, you can get in.

00:18:39.780 And anyone who we would bring in here as immigrants, we should look for people who would want to

00:18:43.960 get in.

00:18:44.300 If you don't promote the dominating culture and provide the dominating culture, your culture

00:18:50.580 will get dominated.

00:18:51.760 And here are some examples of other cultures that are in the market to dominate, looking

00:18:57.440 to dominate American culture.

00:18:59.020 Here's one where a Muslim guy is at a restaurant and he's peeing on the pork products.

00:19:05.480 Bro, you're a radical.

00:19:07.460 Only because he doesn't eat pork?

00:19:09.700 Wow.

00:19:11.140 We don't eat pork.

00:19:12.340 We don't eat pork.

00:19:14.200 Oh, we don't eat pork.

00:19:15.260 Yeah.

00:19:16.040 They're pissing on it.

00:19:17.120 And it's a grocery store.

00:19:19.800 That's how much he can't stand it, right?

00:19:21.580 Yeah.

00:19:21.940 So you think he's not going to compete?

00:19:23.940 It looks like the competition already started.

00:19:25.580 It looks like he's playing to win and everyone else is being told, hey, don't play.

00:19:29.420 That's racist.

00:19:30.060 Don't be racist.

00:19:31.080 Yep.

00:19:31.360 And then here's another one where there's a Christmas...

00:19:33.340 A Christmas...

00:19:35.120 At the mall.

00:19:35.680 At the mall.

00:19:36.420 Santa, photos.

00:19:37.820 And look at the people around.

00:19:39.400 Free, baby, Palestine!

00:19:41.300 Free, free, Palestine!

00:19:43.860 Jesus was Palestinian!

00:19:46.320 Jesus was Palestinian!

00:19:48.760 Jesus was Palestinian!

00:19:51.140 Jesus was Palestinian!

00:19:53.560 So that's the other...

00:19:54.520 You know, there's Christmas in America.

00:19:56.060 Nice mommies trying to get a picture of her baby with Santa and Jesus was Palestinian

00:20:00.840 and Hamas types are swarming.

00:20:02.920 And they're ruining Christmas.

00:20:04.220 Yeah, of course they are.

00:20:05.340 Yeah.

00:20:05.980 Then here's another culture that's being promoted, at least, by the progressives.

00:20:10.400 The degenerate black culture, I call it.

00:20:11.880 Of America, yeah.

00:20:12.660 Of America.

00:20:13.300 And here's an example of it.

00:20:14.340 I'm walking on my back.

00:20:15.320 Never leave the strap.

00:20:16.160 Let this nigga in the door.

00:20:17.320 Broke bitch want me to save her.

00:20:18.620 Fuck no, mommy.

00:20:19.320 You better off saving yourself.

00:20:20.720 I was just stuck in the hood and breaking the crib.

00:20:23.580 Fans, I got the whole city lit.

00:20:25.100 I got the whole city lit.

00:20:27.360 Niggas know I'm in the 20 to get rich.

00:20:29.060 Niggas know I'm in the 20 to get rich.

00:20:30.800 Doesn't that song make you kind of want to start a fight?

00:20:33.880 Yeah.

00:20:35.040 Casting a spell on me to knock out an old white man.

00:20:38.000 Yeah.

00:20:38.520 I really want to play the knockout game right now.

00:20:40.540 Then they let you go.

00:20:41.760 So these are some competing cultures.

00:20:44.240 Those cultures are looking to eat your lunch and take your country.

00:20:48.720 Yeah.

00:20:49.000 And they're not going to be very tolerant of you when the shoe is on the other foot, right?

00:20:55.120 And they're not going to say, oh, it was so nice of you to not be colonialist.

00:20:58.680 You're all good now.

00:21:00.020 They're going to put you in the gulag just later.

00:21:02.000 Yeah.

00:21:02.140 The guy pissing on pork at a grocery store, he's not really going to argue about your

00:21:07.140 constitutional right to have a Satan statue.

00:21:09.560 He's not going to be very understanding about something like that.

00:21:11.680 Yeah.

00:21:12.100 He's going to try and steal your wife.

00:21:13.900 Yeah.

00:21:14.540 Yeah.

00:21:14.840 Add him to his harem.

00:21:16.000 Exactly.

00:21:16.720 And then so like no matter what, the theme we're seeing is that like whites need to

00:21:20.620 decrease, white culture needs to decrease no matter what.

00:21:23.140 And they also have the kids in on it, which is obviously a recurring theme.

00:21:27.820 The DEI walkout protests at this school.

00:21:30.360 This school is like an engineering STEM school, I believe.

00:21:34.020 Yeah.

00:21:34.400 In Illinois.

00:21:35.160 In Illinois.

00:21:35.600 And here's all the kids protesting just going in the background.

00:21:38.680 You kind of read some context.

00:21:39.600 Yeah, students at the Illinois Mathematics and Science Academy, the top STEM school in

00:21:44.400 the state, staged a sit-in and walkout last week over grievances related to diversity,

00:21:49.000 equity, and inclusion.

00:21:50.340 Students demanded demands for punitive punishments for alleged bias incident reports included

00:21:55.760 suspensions, expulsions, and even notification of the violating offender to potential future

00:22:01.680 colleges.

00:22:03.020 So they're arguing that you should get even harsher punishments for alleged biased incidents.

00:22:08.540 Yeah.

00:22:08.800 So they're really making sure.

00:22:10.660 Iron fist, DEI shit.

00:22:12.300 Mm-hmm.

00:22:13.040 So they also, a lot of these kids probably used affirmative action to get in the school.

00:22:17.020 And now that they're in the school, then it becomes like, hey, let's sink the ship now

00:22:22.500 that we have the numbers.

00:22:23.640 Exactly.

00:22:24.200 Fuck the ship.

00:22:24.700 We never cared about the ship.

00:22:25.920 We just want a W.

00:22:27.420 We hit our critical mass and now it's time for us to rule, right?

00:22:30.080 Yeah, exactly.

00:22:30.760 And they want a quality of outcome.

00:22:32.240 That's like one of the main things that we're noticing.

00:22:34.940 And I saw that with Minnesota too, the same thing.

00:22:37.280 Like, hey, let's get in.

00:22:38.280 And then once we're in, forget them for being nice, for letting us in.

00:22:42.480 We have numbers now.

00:22:43.520 This is our country in Minnesota.

00:22:45.500 Yeah.

00:22:45.680 Very short memory.

00:22:46.860 Very short attention span for that, for who let you in or what happened or the kindness

00:22:51.020 of another country, right?

00:22:52.800 Yeah, exactly.

00:22:53.840 And we see that also with people that came here that were mad about the food.

00:23:01.160 There was a headline about migrants.

00:23:03.800 It says, migrants reject bad sandwiches, pancakes, donuts, and chicken dishes at New York City

00:23:07.900 shelters.

00:23:08.620 So they're here illegally.

00:23:10.080 We're putting them up in hotels.

00:23:11.840 But the food we're giving them is not good enough compared to like the Congo or wherever

00:23:16.060 they came from.

00:23:16.620 Yeah.

00:23:17.040 They get a Chick-fil-A sandwich and they go, no sauce?

00:23:20.100 They're very disrespected by that.

00:23:21.780 And then you're the bad problem.

00:23:23.460 You're the issue.

00:23:24.480 There's an article I saw about xenophobia.

00:23:27.260 Can you read it?

00:23:27.960 Yeah.

00:23:28.160 It says, hate the smell of B.O.?

00:23:29.880 You might be xenophobic.

00:23:31.640 Bizarre study finds people who are sensitive to disgusting spells are more likely to have

00:23:35.440 negative attitudes towards migrants.

00:23:38.200 So if you're on the subway and the migrants are there and they don't use proper hygiene

00:23:41.780 and they smell like shit.

00:23:42.900 Someone stinks.

00:23:43.900 And you go, oh, it stinks.

00:23:45.720 You're xenophobic.

00:23:47.120 Yeah.

00:23:47.440 And you know what xenophobic is?

00:23:49.160 Racist.

00:23:50.000 Yeah.

00:23:50.240 And that's how it works.

00:23:51.160 And it's like, oh, the subway stinks now.

00:23:52.740 And it's like, so everyone just has to lose their standards for whoever comes here from

00:23:55.560 countries with no standards.

00:23:57.000 Yep.

00:23:57.160 And you're xenophobic for noticing.

00:23:59.140 And they keep bringing people here.

00:24:00.340 And then soon you're overwhelmed with all stinky people.

00:24:03.700 It's time to fight a little bit.

00:24:05.200 And the overarching theme that we're noticing is DEI is anti-white.

00:24:08.560 I saw a meme.

00:24:09.300 Obviously, yeah.

00:24:09.640 Yeah.

00:24:09.860 I saw a meme that really described it pretty nicely.

00:24:12.760 Diversity means fewer white people.

00:24:15.040 Inclusion means the exclusion of white people.

00:24:17.960 Equity means stealing from white people.

00:24:20.500 Yeah.

00:24:20.800 And there was a company, a CEO.

00:24:23.140 This is a CEO thing.

00:24:24.720 The IBM show?

00:24:25.840 The other one, that one, yeah.

00:24:26.660 Oh, yeah.

00:24:27.180 So this top insurance CEO announces that white male new hires must be personally signed

00:24:31.980 off by herself as part of the firm's drive to improve diversity.

00:24:36.520 So if you want to hire a white guy, they're really going to have to jump through a lot

00:24:40.360 of hoops.

00:24:40.720 You got to go through the CEO.

00:24:42.240 You do three rounds of interviews.

00:24:44.460 You do a phone interview.

00:24:45.400 And then two in person.

00:24:46.600 You meet the manager.

00:24:47.200 And then the CEO goes, fuck this fucking white guy.

00:24:50.200 Sorry, Michael.

00:24:51.280 Yeah.

00:24:52.780 Yeah.

00:24:53.360 So that's what they're doing in your country, you know?

00:24:56.520 To the people who came from the people who built the country.

00:24:59.300 Yeah.

00:24:59.480 There's like a 10th generation Texan out there who's like, I can't get a job at this insurance

00:25:03.900 company.

00:25:04.580 Mm-hmm.

00:25:05.160 Sad.

00:25:05.560 People who are like union soldiers, the grandchildren, children of the Mayflower.

00:25:11.400 Yeah.

00:25:11.560 They can trace their lineage all the way back to the Mayflower and they can't get a job

00:25:14.340 at this insurance company without talking to the CEO first and justifying why being

00:25:18.220 white is their greatest sin.

00:25:19.720 Yeah.

00:25:20.460 Exactly.

00:25:21.560 And this is wild to me because Asians.

00:25:24.920 Yeah.

00:25:25.500 Asians are better than me.

00:25:26.660 They have a lot of stuff.

00:25:27.560 They have a higher household income.

00:25:29.280 Yep.

00:25:29.400 They have higher IQs, better SATs, stronger family units than me, a white guy, right?

00:25:34.580 Yep.

00:25:34.900 But I don't go around trying to get them fired and replaced with people who look like me

00:25:38.940 at their job.

00:25:40.020 I certainly don't.

00:25:40.700 That would be crazy.

00:25:41.700 I don't say Asians are better at SATs than me.

00:25:44.680 We need to change the test or change how it's scored so me and Asians get the same score.

00:25:49.280 That would be delusional and nuts.

00:25:50.900 That would be absolutely crazy because people are built with variants.

00:25:54.060 Do you agree with that?

00:25:54.920 Yeah.

00:25:55.240 Yeah.

00:25:55.340 So Asians are better at test taking.

00:25:57.540 That's fine.

00:25:58.160 But if someone needs to dig a nose guard out of the A gap, Asian's not going to get it

00:26:03.860 done.

00:26:04.080 They're not going to call the Chan family.

00:26:05.500 Yeah.

00:26:05.700 They might call me or one of my brothers.

00:26:07.820 Yeah.

00:26:08.180 We are good at that.

00:26:09.240 Yeah.

00:26:09.560 So there is a variance in people and that's what everyone's kind of losing.

00:26:14.060 But everything is going in a direction that opposes people being different and instead

00:26:17.640 make sure that America is less white with as much equality of outcome as possible for

00:26:21.940 everyone else.

00:26:22.580 And it's doable because the powers at play use every part of society to make this a reality.

00:26:31.320 So a lot of the white guys, they're distracted by P-O-R-N.

00:26:35.040 Yeah.

00:26:35.380 They don't really care because they've got P-O-R-N brain.

00:26:38.680 Yeah.

00:26:38.960 Or maybe they're into stupid sports.

00:26:41.140 I was thinking about this.

00:26:41.980 I saw a thing on Twitter.

00:26:43.060 Can you read that?

00:26:43.600 It says the popularity of professional sports is meant to suppress nationalistic urges in

00:26:48.360 a country's male population.

00:26:50.020 Which is very true.

00:26:50.940 Like the divide and conquer idea.

00:26:52.480 It's like, imagine a white guy from New York and a white guy from Boston.

00:26:56.220 They have a lot in common.

00:26:57.520 They're both from the Northeast, like very early states and colonies or whatever.

00:27:02.540 But they don't actually connect on that because fuck you, the Red Sox.

00:27:05.860 Fuck you, the Yankees.

00:27:07.200 Yeah.

00:27:07.360 And now it's like, we can't actually come together because there's all these little tribal things

00:27:11.860 that divide us that aren't actually important.

00:27:14.820 Yeah.

00:27:14.940 You hate a guy from Boston if you're from New York because he's from Boston.

00:27:17.780 But meanwhile, you're both in the same country and going to lose it.

00:27:20.420 And you see the same thing in like England and Ireland too.

00:27:23.080 Like all these middle-aged and, you know, even a little bit younger white men who are all

00:27:27.640 angry after Manchester United loses or something.

00:27:30.560 And it's like, isn't the most popular baby name in London Mohammed now?

00:27:34.440 Yeah.

00:27:34.720 Like, so yeah, you're mad at the football game, but you're being taken over.

00:27:38.260 So.

00:27:38.540 Exactly.

00:27:39.280 Exactly.

00:27:39.840 And we get called pieces of shit because we care.

00:27:43.780 Yeah.

00:27:44.420 But meanwhile, we're being colonized right now by people from a less ideal colony, a less

00:27:52.580 ideal culture.

00:27:53.480 We have, we built this nice thing in America.

00:27:55.440 We're getting colonized by people who fled.

00:27:57.280 And we're getting cut out and we're going to become something less.

00:28:00.360 Yeah.

00:28:00.780 Which sucks.

00:28:01.380 And it happens all over.

00:28:02.400 Chat GPT.

00:28:03.200 There was an example on chat GPT.

00:28:05.360 Yeah.

00:28:06.060 Yeah.

00:28:06.620 They asked chat GPT, are black only spaces, safe spaces okay?

00:28:11.560 And then chat GPT goes, yeah, black only safe spaces are often created to provide a support

00:28:15.720 environment for marginalized individuals to address shared experience, blah, blah, blah.

00:28:19.340 And then you ask the, are white only safe spaces okay?

00:28:22.460 White only safe spaces can perpetuate exclusion and segregation, which goes against the aim of

00:28:26.440 creating inclusive environments.

00:28:28.080 So everyone's in on it.

00:28:29.900 It's a scam.

00:28:31.440 It's been put into motion for years and years.

00:28:33.860 Here's a picture of an Ireland protest and it says Ireland is for everyone.

00:28:38.680 I see exactly zero Irish people in that picture.

00:28:41.400 Yeah.

00:28:41.920 Do you guys see what's going on?

00:28:43.920 You kind of look and kind of get it.

00:28:46.160 It's ugly.

00:28:46.680 What's happening?

00:28:47.580 Yeah.

00:28:48.240 Do you see what's happening?

00:28:50.880 You starting to understand now?

00:28:52.260 Um, yeah, so that takes us out of our DEI section and we're going to move on to our

00:28:56.380 last page of housekeeping.

00:28:58.840 Speaking of inclusion.

00:29:00.240 Okay.

00:29:00.620 I saw over the weekend, a commercial for a hotel that was very inclusive.

00:29:05.520 There was a lady with a skin condition, a man with down syndrome, a kid with the claw

00:29:10.580 hand talking to a guy in a wheelchair.

00:29:13.400 Wow.

00:29:14.240 All in one commercial for a hotel.

00:29:17.140 What the fuck is going on at that hotel?

00:29:19.480 Overkill.

00:29:19.960 Yeah.

00:29:20.520 People get mangled up.

00:29:22.000 What convention is in town where everyone's staying at this hotel and they all got a little

00:29:26.080 something wrong with them?

00:29:27.160 I don't know.

00:29:27.760 I don't understand.

00:29:28.920 Also speaking of inclusion, you ever see a midget Santa?

00:29:31.900 Never.

00:29:32.720 Not once.

00:29:33.920 And a regular sized elf?

00:29:35.480 Yeah.

00:29:36.480 That's the real question.

00:29:37.620 Because a midget Santa, that makes sense for going down the chimney.

00:29:41.700 Hey, target, call China.

00:29:43.960 Get the production line running.

00:29:45.440 We need midget Santas by 2025.

00:29:47.180 Get the slaves over there working on midget Santas.

00:29:50.960 All right.

00:29:51.200 I've been doing some boiling water experiments now that I'm a big tea drinker.

00:29:54.600 Okay.

00:29:55.300 You know what I mean?

00:29:56.100 Not really, but go ahead.

00:29:57.400 So I learned this.

00:29:59.160 A little bit of water boils very fast, right?

00:30:01.880 Wow.

00:30:02.360 You're learning about thermodynamics and you don't even know it?

00:30:04.740 And a lot of water boils slow.

00:30:07.780 Yeah.

00:30:07.960 So I tried to do experiments where I put it and I had to boil a lot of water.

00:30:12.960 I put a little water, got it boiling, and then tried to add water to it to trick it and

00:30:20.020 get it go faster.

00:30:21.360 Okay.

00:30:21.940 Didn't work.

00:30:22.800 Yeah.

00:30:23.120 You just have pockets of warm water and it kind of restarts the process.

00:30:26.760 And it didn't really work and you kind of burn your knuckles.

00:30:29.500 Oh, bummer, man.

00:30:30.700 Sorry about that.

00:30:31.220 I did find something that does work.

00:30:33.260 If the water is almost boiling and there's bubbles on the bottom and you shake it, you

00:30:38.660 can kind of jumpstart it into a rolling boil, but only saves you a couple seconds.

00:30:43.920 All right.

00:30:44.560 So that portion of housekeeping was dedicated to helping you few people who boil water into

00:30:49.980 saving a couple seconds.

00:30:51.080 Thanks, Fleckus.

00:30:51.840 But I'm trying to help more.

00:30:53.720 I just couldn't really figure out.

00:30:55.340 He couldn't crack the case.

00:30:56.320 All right.

00:30:56.680 All right.

00:30:57.220 Let's move on.

00:30:58.560 That is the end of our housekeeping.

00:31:00.300 We are moving on to Cringe of the Week.

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00:31:45.740 Blown out.

00:31:46.420 Or blown out and soiled.

00:31:47.200 You're talking about underwear, right?

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00:32:11.800 All right, first clip of Cringe, Kai Sennett and I Hate Streamers section.

00:32:22.580 You want to play the video first?

00:32:23.660 Yeah, so it's Nicki Minaj and Kai Sennett and look what happens.

00:32:27.660 You need to follow instructions.

00:32:29.480 You got on nail polish?

00:32:31.580 No, this is, no.

00:32:32.280 That's gel tip.

00:32:32.980 No, no, no, no, no.

00:32:33.940 Okay, whoa, whoa.

00:32:35.940 Hold on.

00:32:37.800 No, no.

00:32:38.720 This is, I get manicures.

00:32:40.220 I'm clean.

00:32:42.260 I can't.

00:32:43.300 So why didn't you just say yes when I asked you?

00:32:45.340 Is that nail polish?

00:32:46.220 It's not.

00:32:46.860 It's, uh, it's.

00:32:48.520 It's clear nail polish?

00:32:49.920 No, that's not nail polish.

00:32:50.880 Gel polish?

00:32:52.380 That's nail polish?

00:32:53.180 Yeah.

00:32:54.280 But it looks nice.

00:32:55.580 I didn't say it didn't.

00:32:56.720 You just became defensive because you're insecure.

00:32:59.600 Next.

00:33:00.580 Now.

00:33:00.700 And he just gets his mind blown.

00:33:02.480 Yeah.

00:33:02.680 So he can't control himself and his audience and him are so stupid that they only understand

00:33:08.140 like yelling and over-the-top facial expressions.

00:33:11.540 YouTube thumbnail type faces and reactions.

00:33:14.760 And that's all the streaming is, is just like, it's so stupid because I think about-

00:33:19.920 Trying to act out a meme or something.

00:33:21.540 Like it's almost like, oh!

00:33:23.120 Like, oh, the craziest thing's about to happen, but nothing ever significant does.

00:33:26.880 And you just waste hours of your time watching like an average IQ person not even entertain

00:33:31.640 you.

00:33:32.240 And I think about shows and content.

00:33:34.180 And we put a lot of effort into this show.

00:33:36.720 Yeah.

00:33:37.060 We're decently smart guys.

00:33:38.700 Yeah.

00:33:38.900 We prepare what we want to say in order, what clips we want to show, what points we want

00:33:42.580 to make.

00:33:43.120 There's some overarching themes attaching these ideas together.

00:33:46.040 And we put a show together.

00:33:47.220 Yeah.

00:33:47.360 And people watch it and they, for the most part, enjoy it.

00:33:50.760 Who would ever watch streamers?

00:33:53.360 You're watching someone who didn't prepare anything, who isn't that smart, who doesn't

00:33:58.120 understand the world that good, kick the, you know, go off the cuff.

00:34:02.720 Yeah.

00:34:03.140 And shoot the shit off the cuff with nothing prepared.

00:34:05.380 That's like my least favorite type of content.

00:34:08.980 And it really, it's brain dead shit.

00:34:10.820 W in the chat.

00:34:11.900 L in the chat.

00:34:12.600 Like they can't even, they're not even normal people.

00:34:14.980 It's kind of like a, and this is a Fleck is pet project too.

00:34:18.720 Fleck is hates streamers.

00:34:20.080 He's always talking about, you see this, you see this stupid guy, you see what happened

00:34:23.240 here.

00:34:23.720 So I don't know.

00:34:24.660 That's a, and they always say like for our show, it's like those streamers think that

00:34:28.600 they're better than us because they're alive.

00:34:30.320 But it's like, what, what has anyone from a stream ever said that was so profound or

00:34:36.980 so insightful or like directed their audience into a new way of thinking?

00:34:42.180 They just go like, Oh, I heard neon.

00:34:44.980 He's fucked this girl.

00:34:46.400 Oh, no, he didn't.

00:34:47.460 Oh, the girl cheated on him on a boat with the guy who sent the necklace into space of

00:34:51.320 his girlfriend.

00:34:52.060 Yeah.

00:34:52.520 Rizzy's here.

00:34:53.640 Like, I don't know.

00:34:54.640 Like, I don't know what you guys are talking about.

00:34:56.420 And then like nothing gets accomplished in the stream and no one learns anything.

00:34:59.200 And everyone that they're listening to is stupid.

00:35:01.000 So like what could possibly happen?

00:35:02.980 It's really not a good sign for Gen Z.

00:35:04.860 They can't order off a menu.

00:35:06.180 They get menu anxiety and then they watch streamers for four hours and nothing ever

00:35:09.500 happens.

00:35:09.940 So I don't know.

00:35:10.840 It's getting ugly out there.

00:35:11.940 And don't, don't let your kids, if you guys have teenage kids, I direct them away from

00:35:15.620 like streamers or stupid, like YouTube shit like that.

00:35:18.760 Is that Nicki Minaj or Cardi B?

00:35:20.180 Nicki Minaj.

00:35:21.080 So Nicki Minaj says, Oh, you got nail polish on.

00:35:24.480 She's not even like, Oh, you got nail polish.

00:35:26.320 She's just like, Oh, you got nail polish on.

00:35:27.620 And Oh, he has to like freak out.

00:35:30.580 Yeah.

00:35:30.720 You can't just be like, Oh yeah, I got a manicure and they put this stuff on to make

00:35:34.380 it look nice.

00:35:35.040 Yeah.

00:35:35.400 I think it looks better than if I didn't get it done.

00:35:37.240 He's not processing information.

00:35:38.340 He's doing like comic responses.

00:35:41.040 Yeah.

00:35:41.400 And like have an explanation.

00:35:42.740 I think it looks better than if I didn't have it done.

00:35:45.300 Oh, that's fair.

00:35:46.180 That's it.

00:35:46.720 But he has to yell and go crazy and she basically just sons him and embarrasses him.

00:35:50.200 All right.

00:35:50.480 Let's move on to the guy with the loser vows.

00:35:52.560 Yeah.

00:35:52.920 This one's bad.

00:35:53.740 This kind of went viral kind of all over the internet.

00:35:58.700 We're not going to win any points here.

00:36:01.820 There's only one take on this.

00:36:03.800 So, but we just wanted to show it.

00:36:05.660 I promise to smack it.

00:36:07.100 It's every chance I get.

00:36:09.200 That's all I got.

00:36:11.800 Is that it?

00:36:14.460 Are you sure?

00:36:16.840 I didn't write nothing down.

00:36:17.980 That's what you're going out with?

00:36:18.920 That's what I'm going with.

00:36:19.900 All right, cool.

00:36:20.260 We've made it this long.

00:36:21.680 That's what he's going out with.

00:36:23.000 Somebody in the crowd goes, come on, Cody.

00:36:25.400 The pastor, the guy marrying them goes, is that it?

00:36:29.140 You sure?

00:36:29.740 He gives them an extra chance, right?

00:36:31.380 Yeah.

00:36:31.620 Don't even do the wedding if that's what it's going to be.

00:36:33.680 Why'd you do the wedding if your vows are going to be disrespecting your wife and making

00:36:37.180 it purely sexual?

00:36:38.400 And exactly.

00:36:39.100 Especially because a wedding is so much like more for the girl too.

00:36:42.600 Like they like it.

00:36:43.420 Their family's there.

00:36:44.480 It's their big day.

00:36:45.300 They think about this day forever.

00:36:46.780 And like she's going to remember this for the rest of her life probably.

00:36:50.260 And the clip went so viral and all women on earth are hating on this guy and being like,

00:36:54.620 how disrespectful is this?

00:36:55.780 So probably rethinking her decision at this point, even if she thought it was semi, you

00:37:00.220 know, even 1% endearing at the time.

00:37:02.900 Yeah.

00:37:03.580 So what's the general rule here?

00:37:04.980 What do we learn from this?

00:37:06.860 I would say that people, you're not as funny as you think.

00:37:11.220 Don't do, don't try to do bits.

00:37:13.540 It's not a time to do bits.

00:37:14.900 You're never as funny as you think in a serious moment for someone who cares about you,

00:37:19.280 right?

00:37:20.060 And, uh, you know, unless it's a banger, Hey, we'll leave a 1% caveat.

00:37:24.840 If you have a banger, funniest bit on earth, try it, try it on a couple of people first.

00:37:29.680 But this whole, like, I don't care.

00:37:31.540 I have six.

00:37:32.500 There was another one that went viral recently that was like, this guy goes, as long as you

00:37:37.100 keep my belly full and my balls drained, we're going to be fine.

00:37:41.660 It's like the Whitwin's grandmother's there and she struggled to like get on the plane to

00:37:45.680 fly to wherever.

00:37:46.720 Meemaw flew a thousand miles to be here.

00:37:49.980 She hasn't flown in 10 years.

00:37:51.060 Yeah.

00:37:51.600 And you, and then you say that that's what, that's what it is.

00:37:54.180 And then here's the thing too.

00:37:55.220 It's like guys think they're too cool or it's like gay to like be serious and soft with your

00:38:01.540 wife.

00:38:01.960 It's not the one person.

00:38:03.520 It's not gay to love your wife.

00:38:05.720 That's right.

00:38:06.340 So gay to love your wife, respect the veterans, respect your family.

00:38:10.220 You heard it.

00:38:11.400 And so, I mean, dude, I know very few people are even going to come close to this or thinking

00:38:16.080 about this, but guys, if you're, if you're deciding on a bit error on the side of no bit.

00:38:22.340 All right.

00:38:22.720 Yeah.

00:38:22.980 It's, it's, it's fine to have a nice, serious wedding.

00:38:25.720 That's just a normal wedding where everyone does a wedding.

00:38:28.340 You don't need to be the funniest guy.

00:38:30.780 You don't need to go viral in a negative way.

00:38:33.080 Yeah.

00:38:33.540 So embarrass your wife.

00:38:34.880 Yep.

00:38:35.200 You're a one now.

00:38:36.480 You're merged as one.

00:38:37.580 You embarrassed her.

00:38:38.500 Yep.

00:38:38.640 All right.

00:38:38.920 Let's go to the Latinx frat.

00:38:40.520 This isn't even Latinx.

00:38:41.620 I just labeled it that.

00:38:42.540 These are normal Latinos.

00:38:45.180 Yeah.

00:38:45.900 Yeah.

00:38:46.180 Yeah.

00:38:46.900 Peace.

00:38:47.560 Put the brothers up.

00:38:48.560 Let the thing of fun.

00:38:49.900 Now to the incorporated.

00:38:51.880 They did a pie chapter.

00:38:53.860 And a flag.

00:38:55.040 They did a lot of money.

00:38:56.220 Oh baby.

00:38:57.000 We all.

00:38:57.640 No.

00:38:57.820 No.

00:38:58.700 No.

00:38:59.300 No.

00:38:59.700 No.

00:38:59.900 God damn it.

00:39:00.460 We are the birds.

00:39:01.840 No.

00:39:02.280 No.

00:39:03.460 One.

00:39:03.840 The first thing is there.

00:39:05.160 Three bad cards.

00:39:06.620 You see, in this chapter, we saw it with six.

00:39:09.460 They were cool as steel and hard as grace.

00:39:12.780 Always moving forward to protect the line.

00:39:14.480 We're going to the brothers.

00:39:15.160 Yeah.

00:39:15.620 We're going to the brothers.

00:39:16.000 We're going to the brothers.

00:39:16.040 We're going to the brothers.

00:39:16.220 We're going to the brothers.

00:39:16.480 Right.

00:39:17.140 You get it.

00:39:17.980 I have a rule that I can't be beat up by anyone who does choreography.

00:39:22.620 And it's for this.

00:39:23.760 Yeah.

00:39:24.540 This was horrible.

00:39:25.880 Yeah.

00:39:26.060 It's a cool dance routine, fellas.

00:39:27.380 what are we yelling about in the food court for?

00:39:30.560 It's like my least favorite thing is stuff like that.

00:39:32.820 I don't even have much on that.

00:39:34.380 I just wanted to show and kind of make,

00:39:36.680 we should kind of shame that a little bit.

00:39:38.480 I think so too.

00:39:39.320 I think so too.

00:39:39.980 Even if you're the shredded football team

00:39:42.860 and you're actually all big.

00:39:44.840 You don't need to start fucking.

00:39:46.620 Stomp the yard.

00:39:47.500 You don't need to stomp the yard.

00:39:48.700 Stop.

00:39:49.660 And hey, that's, I mean, you know,

00:39:51.240 we're making fun of it obviously,

00:39:52.320 but that's another culture who's coming to eat our lunch.

00:39:54.600 But is that even the culture?

00:39:55.620 Are Latinos like, ah, I'd be doing group dances.

00:39:59.520 Yelling and group dances?

00:40:00.760 No, I don't think so.

00:40:01.580 I don't think so.

00:40:01.940 They're kind of just leaning into something

00:40:03.580 to pick something and stand out.

00:40:05.720 But like, you don't need to just stand out.

00:40:08.680 There's a lot of ways you could stand out for not the best.

00:40:11.280 Yeah.

00:40:11.440 And that's one of them.

00:40:12.460 All right.

00:40:12.680 All right.

00:40:12.860 Page two of cringe.

00:40:13.860 Fat plane seats.

00:40:15.520 Southwest has a new thing now

00:40:17.100 where if you are a human pig hybrid

00:40:19.340 or some sort of bovine,

00:40:21.360 you can get two seats for the price of one

00:40:23.780 because of how fat you are.

00:40:25.120 Yeah.

00:40:26.340 And this guy had a funny tweet.

00:40:27.960 He said two for one deals

00:40:28.940 is what got him in this mess in the first place.

00:40:31.180 So we have to acknowledge that.

00:40:33.140 But this is a huge L for us.

00:40:35.220 Yeah.

00:40:35.540 For society at large, right?

00:40:36.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:40:37.320 Should I play the pig?

00:40:38.400 Yeah, play the pig.

00:40:39.220 Have you heard about the Southwest Airlines

00:40:40.800 customer size policy

00:40:41.840 and how plus size travelers who need more room

00:40:43.900 can get a second seat for free

00:40:45.380 or reimbursed if they book it in advance?

00:40:47.500 I'm going to go ahead and show you

00:40:48.560 how you can book your second seat for comfort

00:40:50.160 on Southwest Airlines website

00:40:51.600 using their customer size policy.

00:40:53.380 Now let's get...

00:40:53.960 All right.

00:40:54.240 She goes on to book it.

00:40:55.460 We don't need to hear from this pig.

00:40:56.640 And basically all you do

00:40:57.400 is you pick two flights

00:40:58.420 and then on the second flight

00:40:59.400 when you put your name in,

00:41:00.400 you put XS as the middle name

00:41:02.180 for extra seat.

00:41:03.260 Yeah.

00:41:03.480 Whatever happened to being too fat to fly?

00:41:07.420 Some people should be too fat to fly.

00:41:09.500 And then they have to drive across country

00:41:11.140 and you got to drive to that clinic in Houston

00:41:12.900 where the guy does the My 600 Pound Life

00:41:14.800 stomach surgeries, right?

00:41:16.400 And then you make things like really inconvenient

00:41:18.100 for yourself and your family.

00:41:19.620 And then they say,

00:41:20.660 well, maybe you need to make some changes

00:41:22.160 to improve your life

00:41:23.060 so we don't have to do this anymore.

00:41:24.320 Exactly.

00:41:24.720 They're taking away these fat people's right

00:41:27.380 to hit rock bottom.

00:41:28.980 Exactly.

00:41:29.540 Yeah.

00:41:29.700 They're taking away the rock bottom moment.

00:41:31.800 So they're like,

00:41:32.260 I can just get two seats now.

00:41:33.740 I can go.

00:41:34.740 And then when now the new rock bottom got moved

00:41:36.940 to when they take up three seats.

00:41:38.740 And by that time they're dead.

00:41:40.060 Or the whole plane flies like that.

00:41:41.740 Yeah.

00:41:42.060 So Southwest is killing people

00:41:43.580 by stealing their rock bottom

00:41:45.360 and kicking the can down the road.

00:41:46.560 Because the rock bottom used to be,

00:41:47.800 and it started,

00:41:48.480 it's a slippery slope.

00:41:49.600 It started with the seatbelt extenders.

00:41:51.620 Exactly.

00:41:52.440 And you've hit rock bottom.

00:41:53.440 Why don't you tell the audience

00:41:54.120 about that a little bit?

00:41:54.780 It wasn't full rock bottom.

00:41:56.380 I'm kidding.

00:41:56.940 But I got,

00:41:57.560 I mean,

00:41:57.820 I've been close to.

00:41:59.140 He's been close.

00:42:00.140 So you buckle up

00:42:00.980 and then it's like,

00:42:01.480 oh,

00:42:01.580 I don't fit in this seatbelt anymore.

00:42:03.060 And it's like,

00:42:03.440 oh man,

00:42:04.280 by next Christmas,

00:42:05.060 I better be smaller than I am now.

00:42:06.760 Yeah.

00:42:07.280 And then they get the seatbelt extenders

00:42:09.060 and then the rock bottom should be,

00:42:10.660 oh man,

00:42:11.160 I was so fat next to that family

00:42:12.860 and they had to sit like this

00:42:14.160 and it was so embarrassing

00:42:15.100 and I just kept apologizing the whole flight.

00:42:17.460 I'll never be this fat again.

00:42:18.860 Yeah.

00:42:19.180 Then that gets removed

00:42:20.260 and now it's just like a livestock plane.

00:42:23.080 Exactly.

00:42:23.600 Now they're sending,

00:42:24.600 you know,

00:42:25.140 and they,

00:42:25.440 did they put you on a scale?

00:42:26.740 Did they put you on a scale

00:42:27.540 and say,

00:42:27.860 what are you,

00:42:28.100 450?

00:42:28.500 You have a 450 minimum for two seats.

00:42:30.500 And now Southwest is going to become

00:42:32.620 the fatty pig plane.

00:42:34.100 You know?

00:42:34.680 So it's like United's not doing this.

00:42:36.780 Delta's not doing this.

00:42:38.000 They want their revenue,

00:42:39.120 right?

00:42:39.420 And this,

00:42:39.780 does this apply for tall people?

00:42:41.200 Because tall people actually have a case

00:42:42.760 where it's like,

00:42:43.180 hey,

00:42:43.300 I'm 6'9".

00:42:44.480 World's strongest man.

00:42:45.880 Yeah.

00:42:46.540 You ever see Eddie Hall in a plane seat?

00:42:48.540 But this,

00:42:49.100 this,

00:42:49.620 this type of thing,

00:42:51.740 the way we got here,

00:42:53.060 this is the same energy

00:42:54.100 as canceling student loan debt.

00:42:55.760 It's like,

00:42:56.220 you did it to yourself.

00:42:57.160 Bail them out.

00:42:57.820 Now you're getting bailed out.

00:42:59.220 Yeah.

00:42:59.480 So who did this to you?

00:43:00.960 You did.

00:43:02.380 Yeah.

00:43:03.000 But the victimhood.

00:43:04.100 Kicking.

00:43:05.000 I,

00:43:05.320 this is a massive loss

00:43:07.000 for rational and functioning society.

00:43:09.620 Yeah.

00:43:09.860 I can't believe Southwest gave them any ground.

00:43:11.980 Yeah.

00:43:12.440 And the internet's obviously having a big backlash,

00:43:14.820 but man,

00:43:15.940 it's stealing their right to hit rock bottom.

00:43:18.500 To me,

00:43:19.100 rock bottom is when you ask for the seatbelt extender.

00:43:21.280 That should be rock bottom.

00:43:22.520 And I've never asked for it

00:43:24.420 or needed it

00:43:25.300 or been unable to buckle.

00:43:27.280 Yeah.

00:43:27.400 And they check.

00:43:28.080 They check.

00:43:28.900 So I've been fine,

00:43:30.860 but I've been towards the end of the strap.

00:43:33.880 Yep.

00:43:34.500 But I,

00:43:34.980 that wasn't even rock bottom

00:43:36.040 and I still pulled my way out.

00:43:37.980 Yep.

00:43:38.400 Absolutely.

00:43:38.680 I'm on a health journey now.

00:43:41.740 All right.

00:43:42.460 All right.

00:43:42.700 Next.

00:43:42.860 We don't eat seed oils

00:43:43.940 and we only eat nutrient dense protein.

00:43:46.960 Fleckus,

00:43:47.440 whenever I'm eating something like borderline disgusting,

00:43:50.520 like I'll be cooking something up

00:43:52.100 while we're writing the podcast or something,

00:43:53.800 he'll look over and I'll go,

00:43:55.260 oh,

00:43:55.920 I remember when I used to do that.

00:43:57.480 Oh,

00:43:57.720 you poisoning yourself?

00:43:59.360 I remember I used to do that.

00:44:00.540 Like it's some distant memory

00:44:02.000 and he wasn't eating a Whopper three weeks ago.

00:44:04.760 Yeah.

00:44:05.360 Well,

00:44:05.980 hey,

00:44:06.820 wait till after the,

00:44:08.240 you guys aren't even going to recognize me.

00:44:09.840 All right.

00:44:10.380 Let's see.

00:44:10.900 All right.

00:44:11.600 Walmart worker,

00:44:12.340 last piece of cringe

00:44:13.260 before we move on to Urban Decay.

00:44:14.680 And we did so much

00:44:15.780 with the Senate twink

00:44:16.560 earlier in housekeeping

00:44:17.400 that this is basically just a...

00:44:19.000 A twink free house.

00:44:19.960 Twink free cringe.

00:44:20.700 Twink free cringe.

00:44:21.420 A non-trans cringe.

00:44:23.020 Yep.

00:44:24.000 So I came into work today

00:44:25.620 and I kid you not,

00:44:27.820 I guess the store managers

00:44:28.960 just walked in

00:44:29.940 and he saw the doors

00:44:31.360 or whatever

00:44:31.920 and the windows

00:44:33.360 talking about,

00:44:34.580 hey,

00:44:34.940 go get some spray

00:44:35.880 and some paper towels

00:44:37.060 and clean up the doors.

00:44:38.780 I'm like,

00:44:39.140 what do you mean?

00:44:39.860 That's not my job description.

00:44:41.080 He's talking about,

00:44:41.940 go get the spray

00:44:43.540 and some paper towels

00:44:44.740 and go clean it up.

00:44:45.540 I'm like,

00:44:45.920 no,

00:44:46.160 I'm not doing that.

00:44:47.020 That's Jeremiah's job.

00:44:48.420 So he walked away

00:44:49.400 and now he done brought,

00:44:50.820 I don't want to show your face,

00:44:52.220 but he done brought another associate

00:44:53.560 to come to me

00:44:54.440 and bring me

00:44:55.040 the glass cleaner

00:44:55.760 and the paper.

00:44:56.700 I've been told them no.

00:44:57.860 I don't want it.

00:44:58.500 That's not my job.

00:44:59.560 I legitimately want you

00:45:00.660 to see how this lady

00:45:01.560 is like really like...

00:45:04.380 So someone telling you

00:45:05.280 to do something.

00:45:06.060 You're a minimum wage worker

00:45:07.040 at Walmart.

00:45:07.480 And you getting told

00:45:08.760 to do something

00:45:09.380 to keep the store going

00:45:10.520 is oppression.

00:45:11.820 It's offensive and oppression.

00:45:13.220 Yeah.

00:45:13.780 But we also need

00:45:14.460 to raise minimum wage

00:45:15.320 so these types can

00:45:16.360 raise a family.

00:45:17.620 Yeah.

00:45:17.960 And have more money.

00:45:19.140 Yeah.

00:45:19.400 Because the prize are $7.

00:45:20.960 But something ain't right.

00:45:22.320 Something ain't right here.

00:45:23.340 And I actually have

00:45:24.600 no problem with this

00:45:25.680 if you're okay

00:45:26.240 with being fired

00:45:27.080 and never being promoted

00:45:28.600 in your life.

00:45:29.680 Yeah.

00:45:30.020 You know,

00:45:30.360 there's a certain kind

00:45:31.200 of like minimum wage worker,

00:45:32.840 like a white kid

00:45:33.920 at Chick-fil-A

00:45:34.640 who can kind of

00:45:35.760 get to a manager path

00:45:36.980 and then like

00:45:37.420 own a Chick-fil-A

00:45:38.260 down the road

00:45:38.800 just through like

00:45:40.140 borderline

00:45:41.040 not even that hard work.

00:45:42.620 Like having a hustle

00:45:43.600 in his step.

00:45:44.480 Yeah.

00:45:44.800 A pep in your step

00:45:45.300 and a hustle

00:45:45.780 and a pride in your work

00:45:47.040 and not just counting down

00:45:49.640 the hours

00:45:50.260 until you can leave.

00:45:51.120 Absolutely.

00:45:51.740 And then I see a woman

00:45:52.440 like this

00:45:53.140 who's going to complain about it.

00:45:54.360 Not only just complain about it

00:45:55.420 but make a video

00:45:56.320 like the whole internet

00:45:57.340 is going to be

00:45:57.820 on her side about it.

00:45:59.440 And I just see someone

00:46:00.820 who is going to

00:46:01.620 perpetually be

00:46:02.440 on minimum wage

00:46:04.120 and never take a step

00:46:05.620 in any direction

00:46:06.280 in her life

00:46:06.880 and it's like

00:46:07.740 that's fine.

00:46:08.860 That's fine.

00:46:09.260 You can do that.

00:46:10.060 You can have that shitty life.

00:46:11.600 I don't want to hear you

00:46:12.180 complain about it.

00:46:13.100 Yeah.

00:46:13.400 You know what I mean?

00:46:14.220 And we shouldn't be

00:46:15.160 taxed or whatever more

00:46:16.820 so we can support people

00:46:18.140 who don't have

00:46:19.000 a good work ethic.

00:46:19.680 Yeah.

00:46:20.060 I hope she doesn't have

00:46:21.040 food stamps

00:46:21.600 or anything like that

00:46:22.480 because that would be

00:46:23.200 a crying shame.

00:46:24.300 And say you

00:46:25.200 she probably does

00:46:25.900 because a lot of Walmart

00:46:26.600 are part-time workers.

00:46:28.120 I know.

00:46:28.840 And say you

00:46:30.060 maybe don't have

00:46:30.800 a good work ethic

00:46:31.760 and you're like

00:46:32.340 how can I appear

00:46:33.560 to have a good work ethic?

00:46:35.640 Busy face.

00:46:36.480 Have a busy face

00:46:37.620 and walk everywhere

00:46:38.500 quickly.

00:46:39.940 Fast.

00:46:40.480 I'm on my way

00:46:41.100 to go do this

00:46:41.960 and it doesn't matter

00:46:42.640 that you're going

00:46:43.080 to the bathroom

00:46:43.680 to scroll on your phone

00:46:44.360 for 15 minutes.

00:46:45.260 If you walk fast

00:46:46.460 you can look the part.

00:46:48.040 Exactly.

00:46:48.540 In your face

00:46:49.100 look at my eyebrows.

00:46:50.260 Normal.

00:46:51.460 Busy.

00:46:51.960 Yeah.

00:46:52.500 He's thinking.

00:46:53.240 Look at him calculating.

00:46:54.060 Alright I'll take

00:46:54.540 those paper towels

00:46:55.140 and I'll make sure

00:46:55.960 I get it to Jeremiah.

00:46:56.920 Yeah.

00:46:57.280 And then you're delegating

00:46:58.260 and you give the job

00:46:58.920 away to someone.

00:46:59.520 Hey Jeremiah

00:47:00.160 I just gotta work

00:47:00.720 and you gotta clean the windows.

00:47:01.700 And you gotta be like

00:47:03.380 I'll be right back

00:47:04.040 and you go like this

00:47:04.980 and you kind of

00:47:05.340 shake your head

00:47:05.760 like you're mad

00:47:06.240 like you go fast

00:47:07.780 and you go to the bathroom

00:47:08.480 and you smoke your vape

00:47:09.220 I don't know.

00:47:09.840 You might even have

00:47:10.360 the makings of a manager

00:47:11.300 if you delegate good enough.

00:47:12.560 Yeah.

00:47:13.000 And then it becomes like

00:47:14.520 I'm in over my head

00:47:15.500 I don't even know

00:47:16.020 how to do this.

00:47:17.080 But hey

00:47:17.400 a busy face

00:47:18.200 will get you far.

00:47:19.080 A bad attitude like that

00:47:20.340 gets you on the fat podcast

00:47:21.660 the fat racist podcast.

00:47:22.640 Fat racist podcast

00:47:23.300 and in some cases

00:47:24.520 in some cases like this

00:47:26.680 you know

00:47:28.040 I see this girl

00:47:28.860 and I go

00:47:29.220 you're exactly

00:47:29.740 where you need to be.

00:47:30.900 Minimum wage at Walmart

00:47:31.880 and you know

00:47:33.400 I don't think

00:47:34.280 any sort of government services

00:47:35.520 should be shelled out for you.

00:47:36.960 Exactly.

00:47:37.580 And when you hear of like

00:47:38.500 oh Walmart exploits

00:47:40.160 these employees

00:47:40.900 and whatever

00:47:41.400 like there probably are

00:47:42.560 some nice hard workers

00:47:43.920 who do get a little bit

00:47:45.040 exploited at Walmart.

00:47:46.060 We're not gonna argue that.

00:47:46.920 A little exploitation.

00:47:48.040 A little bit of exploitation.

00:47:49.000 That's the game right?

00:47:50.400 But then you remember

00:47:51.660 some of them are like this

00:47:52.700 and Walmart's basically doing

00:47:53.820 like almost babysitting them

00:47:55.420 for pay.

00:47:57.080 So I don't know.

00:47:58.300 There's two sides to every story.

00:47:59.800 That's right.

00:48:00.340 All right.

00:48:00.520 Let's move on.

00:48:01.240 Don't get too down.

00:48:01.740 Don't get too depressed.

00:48:02.520 Moving on to Urban Decay.

00:48:07.260 All right.

00:48:08.100 First clip of Urban Decay.

00:48:10.400 The 17-year-old murdered.

00:48:11.840 So this is gonna be

00:48:12.560 a little bit of a longer clip

00:48:13.700 but basically

00:48:14.520 you're gonna see the story

00:48:15.900 what the policeman said

00:48:17.680 and then you're gonna see

00:48:18.580 what the policeman said earlier

00:48:20.460 that he didn't include.

00:48:22.440 17-year-old Louise Wilson

00:48:24.160 dreamt of becoming

00:48:25.560 a police officer.

00:48:27.360 She didn't get that chance.

00:48:29.220 She was robbed of her future

00:48:30.520 Sunday morning

00:48:31.360 in what Houston police

00:48:32.700 are calling a road rage attack.

00:48:35.320 We had to find a place

00:48:36.960 to let her daughter

00:48:38.540 Louise's parents, Daniel and Krista,

00:48:41.600 say she was driving with friends

00:48:43.320 from their home in Whitney

00:48:44.300 to Galveston Sunday morning

00:48:45.860 to watch the sunrise

00:48:47.260 when police say she swerved

00:48:49.260 to avoid a crash.

00:48:50.460 She didn't do anything wrong.

00:48:52.660 Still another driver opened fire,

00:48:54.940 killing Louise

00:48:55.800 and injuring another 17-year-old

00:48:57.940 whose life police believe

00:48:59.720 she saved

00:49:00.540 driving their vehicle to safety

00:49:02.700 despite being shot

00:49:04.440 through the heart.

00:49:06.460 She wanted to help people

00:49:08.360 and she helped them.

00:49:10.620 Now her parents are asking

00:49:12.360 for your help

00:49:13.340 identifying her killer.

00:49:15.080 The suspect vehicle

00:49:15.740 is described as a clean,

00:49:18.040 newer model,

00:49:19.080 black four-door sedan.

00:49:21.320 And unfortunately,

00:49:21.960 that's where we're at

00:49:23.080 at the moment.

00:49:25.900 A suspect described

00:49:27.320 only as a black male

00:49:28.680 in his mid-20s

00:49:29.660 in a newer model

00:49:31.100 black four-door sedan

00:49:33.160 began firing

00:49:35.000 into Louise's vehicle.

00:49:37.540 So there's the difference.

00:49:39.040 Striking her.

00:49:39.340 Initially,

00:49:39.920 they had the suspect's description,

00:49:41.600 but then once

00:49:42.180 at the press conference,

00:49:43.120 they don't say it.

00:49:43.820 All they say is

00:49:44.580 he's a man in a sedan

00:49:45.780 because I guess

00:49:47.440 describing a suspect

00:49:49.080 as being black

00:49:50.040 is racist and insensitive

00:49:51.680 even though the suspect

00:49:52.580 is literally at large

00:49:54.020 and a murderer.

00:49:54.940 Yeah,

00:49:55.320 a suspected murderer

00:49:56.680 on the run now.

00:49:58.420 Yeah.

00:49:58.780 You'd think that'd be priority

00:50:00.240 to get some sort of

00:50:00.980 immutable characteristics

00:50:01.980 out there.

00:50:02.780 Was he 5'4"?

00:50:03.700 Was he 6'10"?

00:50:04.580 Was he white or was he black?

00:50:05.940 These are really big differences

00:50:07.440 that easily segment

00:50:08.460 the population

00:50:09.160 and for some reason

00:50:10.560 they're afraid of it.

00:50:11.740 Which is interesting

00:50:12.520 and this is a theme

00:50:13.200 we're seeing a lot

00:50:14.080 is black

00:50:15.600 no matter what

00:50:17.100 the situation

00:50:17.860 or the context

00:50:18.660 so it's like a criminal

00:50:19.960 or a gangbanger

00:50:21.080 or murderer

00:50:21.720 that still is better

00:50:23.940 on the totem pole

00:50:24.980 than anything white

00:50:26.660 even if it's a white victim.

00:50:28.660 So it's like

00:50:29.220 because he's black

00:50:29.960 we don't want to say that

00:50:30.940 that might upset some people

00:50:32.120 or that's insensitive

00:50:33.020 and I know there's a victim

00:50:34.640 and a family

00:50:35.380 who wants answers

00:50:36.340 but

00:50:36.640 The most innocent victim

00:50:37.560 of all time too

00:50:38.460 like a girl

00:50:39.220 literally cute girl

00:50:40.660 driving with her friends

00:50:41.620 to go watch the sunrise.

00:50:43.300 Yeah.

00:50:43.520 And it's like

00:50:44.160 that's who gets killed

00:50:45.120 in a random act of violence

00:50:46.420 and then BLM

00:50:47.880 gets in an uproar

00:50:49.080 over like Jacob Blake

00:50:50.200 or somebody

00:50:50.600 who was

00:50:50.860 George Floyd

00:50:51.520 who was lunging

00:50:52.160 with a knife

00:50:52.680 or passing a counterfeit 20

00:50:54.100 and it's like

00:50:54.620 this is a real victim.

00:50:56.480 Yeah.

00:50:57.100 And it's just disgusting

00:50:58.640 and for some reason

00:50:59.620 I don't know

00:51:00.180 woke

00:51:01.300 because of the woke

00:51:02.620 because of woke.

00:51:03.620 Yeah.

00:51:04.080 And we saw

00:51:04.780 I saw another example

00:51:06.120 and this will get memory hold

00:51:07.640 this isn't part of a pattern

00:51:09.320 this isn't part of like

00:51:10.600 a broad thing

00:51:11.440 even though it is

00:51:12.300 this will just get swept away

00:51:13.940 it's like

00:51:14.280 oh

00:51:14.520 a random act of violence

00:51:16.260 right?

00:51:16.860 Yeah.

00:51:17.240 Exactly.

00:51:18.300 And I saw another situation

00:51:19.860 that was similar

00:51:20.580 with a similar theme

00:51:21.560 where there was a woman

00:51:23.040 who intervened

00:51:24.240 in a conflict

00:51:26.160 and then

00:51:27.340 was

00:51:28.040 attacked herself

00:51:29.660 and she defended herself

00:51:30.740 and then she got

00:51:31.620 charged with

00:51:32.680 premeditated murder.

00:51:34.340 Yeah.

00:51:34.500 this was a woman

00:51:35.300 who was

00:51:35.920 found guilty

00:51:37.100 by a jury

00:51:37.880 after an hour

00:51:38.900 and 29 minutes

00:51:39.820 in Georgia

00:51:40.680 accused of fatally

00:51:42.080 shooting Kenneth Herring

00:51:43.000 during traffic dispute

00:51:43.980 and basically the description

00:51:45.300 is a black man

00:51:46.000 commits a hit and run

00:51:46.800 a white woman intervenes

00:51:48.040 leading to him

00:51:48.800 assaulting her

00:51:49.500 and in response

00:51:50.300 she shoots him

00:51:51.140 a jury composed

00:51:52.140 of 11 black people

00:51:53.120 and a black judge

00:51:53.880 determined it to be

00:51:54.720 premeditated murder.

00:51:56.360 Expect a lot more

00:51:57.040 of this going forward.

00:51:58.360 Yeah.

00:51:58.780 So the jury

00:51:59.680 of your peers

00:52:01.440 is like a group

00:52:02.380 of 11 racially motivated

00:52:04.420 people who are

00:52:05.700 tribal as fuck.

00:52:06.860 And brain rotted.

00:52:07.860 Yeah.

00:52:08.300 And this is kind of

00:52:09.020 like a bigger theme too.

00:52:10.920 Like you think

00:52:11.340 if someone's going

00:52:11.900 to take over the country

00:52:13.000 they would get rid of

00:52:14.300 like the foundational

00:52:15.300 things that we have

00:52:16.560 that make us

00:52:17.240 legitimate and free.

00:52:18.640 Like the courts

00:52:19.080 wouldn't even exist, right?

00:52:20.300 Yeah.

00:52:20.600 Like they would come in

00:52:21.280 and say oh no more courts

00:52:22.600 no more innocent

00:52:23.400 until proven guilty

00:52:24.160 no more jury

00:52:24.920 of your peers

00:52:25.620 and then everyone would go

00:52:26.620 wow we're being taken over

00:52:27.760 this is fascism

00:52:28.600 this is bad

00:52:29.300 but in reality

00:52:30.240 they don't even have to do that

00:52:31.320 they just need to make

00:52:32.340 everybody divided

00:52:34.000 and retarded.

00:52:35.460 Yeah.

00:52:35.780 So they make all

00:52:36.480 black versus white

00:52:37.400 so they make a lot

00:52:37.860 of black people

00:52:38.400 and white people

00:52:38.920 hate each other

00:52:39.640 and then they make

00:52:41.280 people really stupid too

00:52:42.680 with all the content

00:52:43.540 and what's going on

00:52:44.400 and what's in entertainment

00:52:45.940 and TikTok

00:52:46.560 and social media

00:52:47.460 and you convince everyone

00:52:48.900 that like oh

00:52:49.520 these white people

00:52:50.420 are the reason

00:52:51.640 that black people

00:52:52.500 have it so bad

00:52:53.400 so then when you have

00:52:54.040 a jury of 11 black people

00:52:55.700 you're not going

00:52:56.660 to have just outcomes

00:52:57.760 so now a jury

00:52:58.540 of your peers

00:52:59.240 isn't even worth anything

00:53:00.440 and you didn't have

00:53:01.500 to bring a tank in

00:53:02.660 and have an army

00:53:03.440 of people with guns

00:53:04.220 you just kind of

00:53:04.960 it's a soft coup

00:53:05.960 it's a soft coup

00:53:06.840 and you know

00:53:07.680 what's funny to me

00:53:08.520 is this lawyer

00:53:09.560 is probably the worst

00:53:10.340 lawyer on earth

00:53:11.020 for not getting

00:53:11.600 at least four

00:53:12.300 or five white people

00:53:13.120 on that jury

00:53:13.900 like that's a joke

00:53:15.480 oh yeah

00:53:16.360 11 black people

00:53:17.080 in this black guy's death

00:53:18.060 after he attacked someone

00:53:19.200 and like this is a case

00:53:20.800 of where

00:53:21.280 if there was a camera

00:53:22.440 or footage

00:53:23.100 or something of it

00:53:23.960 like it could have

00:53:24.780 gone completely differently

00:53:25.640 but it's a

00:53:26.300 ah take this guy's word

00:53:27.820 for it

00:53:28.240 we're the jury

00:53:28.920 white person

00:53:29.980 killed black person

00:53:30.940 that's all you need

00:53:31.640 to know

00:53:32.020 hour and a half

00:53:32.860 of deliberation

00:53:33.660 that's like

00:53:34.220 pretty quick

00:53:35.180 disgustingly low

00:53:36.120 so

00:53:36.480 yeah

00:53:36.780 there was another

00:53:37.880 situation

00:53:38.580 um

00:53:39.500 because everyone

00:53:40.060 obviously is called

00:53:40.840 racist

00:53:41.260 that's a problem

00:53:42.140 whatever

00:53:42.480 and then when you

00:53:43.540 do that

00:53:44.060 people are scared

00:53:45.020 to act

00:53:45.920 in righteous ways

00:53:47.300 because of

00:53:48.280 an unrighteous

00:53:49.320 justice system

00:53:50.520 why would I stick

00:53:51.240 my neck out online

00:53:52.060 for something

00:53:52.540 that I know is right

00:53:53.560 I can be

00:53:54.380 twisted by the media

00:53:55.500 I could be twisted

00:53:56.240 by a jury

00:53:56.860 I could get

00:53:57.600 any number of things

00:53:58.780 happen to me

00:53:59.180 I'll just keep my nose

00:54:00.140 out

00:54:00.400 right

00:54:00.640 exactly

00:54:01.080 and we have like

00:54:01.560 a twitter thread

00:54:02.160 that kind of

00:54:02.640 explains exactly that

00:54:03.940 yeah so there

00:54:04.980 this

00:54:05.300 the tweet was about

00:54:06.740 this news article

00:54:07.440 about a depraved man

00:54:08.580 who raped woman

00:54:09.320 in front of other

00:54:10.060 passengers on London

00:54:11.100 underground

00:54:11.580 right

00:54:12.080 yep

00:54:12.440 and he was jailed

00:54:14.460 and so

00:54:14.920 rape somebody

00:54:15.740 in front of people

00:54:16.460 right

00:54:16.720 that's kind of

00:54:17.300 unheard of

00:54:17.780 in the first world

00:54:18.500 exactly

00:54:19.040 um

00:54:19.720 and so someone tweets

00:54:20.580 saying

00:54:20.940 how does this

00:54:21.540 bloody bastard

00:54:22.280 rape in plain sight

00:54:23.340 on the tube

00:54:24.020 and no one helps her

00:54:25.680 jailing him

00:54:26.400 for only nine years

00:54:27.220 isn't justice

00:54:27.860 it's a joke

00:54:28.640 don't women's lives

00:54:29.560 count

00:54:29.980 and then somebody

00:54:31.280 responded and said

00:54:32.300 because good men

00:54:33.080 are we're wary

00:54:34.220 of being called

00:54:35.040 racist for intervening

00:54:36.440 that's why

00:54:37.420 I wonder how that

00:54:38.480 happened

00:54:38.880 right

00:54:39.200 like he's

00:54:39.660 the sarcasm

00:54:40.360 is dripping

00:54:40.840 um

00:54:42.120 and then somebody

00:54:43.020 else comes in

00:54:43.560 and replies

00:54:44.020 good men

00:54:44.780 shouldn't have to

00:54:45.460 worry about

00:54:45.900 being called

00:54:46.380 racist

00:54:46.840 good men

00:54:47.680 don't give

00:54:48.180 people a reason

00:54:48.980 a good person

00:54:50.100 would have

00:54:50.420 intervened

00:54:51.560 and then

00:54:51.980 the original

00:54:52.600 poster who

00:54:53.260 made that point

00:54:54.140 which we agree

00:54:54.900 with

00:54:55.200 posted a link

00:54:56.260 to uh

00:54:56.800 daniel penny

00:54:57.360 yep

00:54:57.840 uh you know

00:54:59.000 obviously the famous

00:54:59.820 guy who choked

00:55:00.840 somebody out

00:55:01.380 on the subway

00:55:01.880 who was freaking

00:55:02.640 out attacking

00:55:03.240 everybody

00:55:03.700 who was a known

00:55:04.700 miscreant criminal

00:55:05.620 um

00:55:06.800 and the guy

00:55:07.400 died

00:55:07.800 and so now

00:55:08.260 daniel penny

00:55:08.720 is charged

00:55:09.100 with murder

00:55:09.580 right

00:55:09.880 even though

00:55:10.720 he was doing

00:55:11.140 the good thing

00:55:11.960 uh

00:55:12.800 and then the guy

00:55:13.600 the second guy

00:55:14.460 replied

00:55:14.900 why the hell

00:55:15.700 would you show

00:55:16.260 this

00:55:16.640 this was a racist

00:55:17.740 who strangled

00:55:18.460 an innocent man

00:55:19.160 to death

00:55:19.500 and got away

00:55:19.940 with it

00:55:20.360 you have a

00:55:21.020 sickness

00:55:21.320 nobody is

00:55:22.040 entertained

00:55:22.440 by your

00:55:22.860 lunacy

00:55:23.320 so it's like

00:55:23.820 full circle

00:55:24.520 in the tweet

00:55:25.480 thread

00:55:25.760 within like

00:55:26.320 five tweets

00:55:27.140 of like

00:55:27.440 why isn't

00:55:27.860 anyone helping

00:55:28.520 it's because

00:55:29.080 we'd be called

00:55:29.460 racist

00:55:29.960 that's not

00:55:30.960 true

00:55:31.280 well here's

00:55:31.900 an example

00:55:32.400 that guy

00:55:33.040 is racist

00:55:33.460 it's like

00:55:34.320 you couldn't

00:55:34.900 even

00:55:35.300 so you're

00:55:35.880 arguing with

00:55:36.360 like people

00:55:36.840 with who

00:55:37.380 think like

00:55:37.820 children or

00:55:38.500 something

00:55:38.780 i don't know

00:55:39.260 like this

00:55:39.900 guy can't

00:55:40.360 even like

00:55:40.760 go above

00:55:41.760 himself

00:55:42.200 and then

00:55:42.520 imagine

00:55:43.060 why someone

00:55:44.140 might not

00:55:44.600 intervene

00:55:45.060 yeah

00:55:45.580 you know

00:55:46.040 he can't

00:55:46.500 even think

00:55:46.800 about that

00:55:47.100 he goes

00:55:47.320 nah

00:55:47.560 that guy

00:55:47.860 was a

00:55:48.120 racist

00:55:48.400 that's a

00:55:49.000 bad example

00:55:49.520 he fully

00:55:50.220 believes it

00:55:50.820 so crazy

00:55:51.620 so let's

00:55:52.400 move on

00:55:53.000 to the guy

00:55:53.600 who touches

00:55:54.100 the guy's

00:55:54.460 car

00:55:54.740 this was like

00:55:55.540 an interesting

00:55:56.020 interaction

00:55:56.620 i wanted to

00:55:57.180 highlight

00:55:57.460 this is a

00:55:58.120 low iq

00:55:58.780 guy

00:55:59.540 versus a

00:56:00.640 guy who's

00:56:01.000 operating in

00:56:01.540 society

00:56:01.920 yeah

00:56:02.420 and look at

00:56:03.660 the energy

00:56:04.260 and how he

00:56:04.640 talks

00:56:04.920 it's kind

00:56:05.320 of the

00:56:05.700 correct

00:56:05.980 energy

00:56:06.700 yo

00:56:07.240 yo

00:56:08.180 you just

00:56:11.100 hit my

00:56:11.420 car

00:56:11.760 you just

00:56:13.740 hit my

00:56:14.080 car

00:56:14.420 no i

00:56:15.120 tapped it

00:56:15.640 just to say

00:56:16.680 don't stop

00:56:17.280 right there

00:56:17.740 you stop

00:56:18.240 right in

00:56:18.580 the sidewalk

00:56:19.100 this is a

00:56:19.680 tap

00:56:19.960 bro don't

00:56:21.560 bro don't

00:56:22.000 do that to

00:56:22.460 my car

00:56:22.900 bro what's

00:56:23.320 wrong with

00:56:23.720 you bro

00:56:24.200 it's a way

00:56:24.780 of talking

00:56:25.140 to you

00:56:25.460 don't stop

00:56:26.000 in the

00:56:26.240 middle of

00:56:26.560 the sidewalk

00:56:27.020 hi

00:56:28.500 yo

00:56:30.840 this ain't

00:56:32.580 this ain't

00:56:33.180 real is it

00:56:34.160 what's that

00:56:34.560 is this

00:56:34.980 real

00:56:35.200 are you gonna

00:56:36.180 take out a

00:56:36.600 gun and

00:56:36.880 shoot me

00:56:37.200 now

00:56:37.460 is this

00:56:37.880 really

00:56:38.100 happening

00:56:38.540 yeah

00:56:39.060 i'm talking

00:56:40.020 to you

00:56:40.280 like an

00:56:40.540 adult

00:56:40.880 one adult

00:56:41.760 oh that's

00:56:42.620 new to you

00:56:43.140 okay

00:56:43.480 it's your

00:56:44.440 green

00:56:44.720 it's your

00:56:45.660 green

00:56:46.060 he just

00:56:47.860 cooked him

00:56:48.400 no that's

00:56:49.060 the energy

00:56:49.500 dude

00:56:49.800 like i'm

00:56:50.300 trying to

00:56:50.620 engage with

00:56:51.300 you i'm

00:56:52.120 a person

00:56:52.600 out here

00:56:53.080 it's not

00:56:53.440 like bro

00:56:54.000 what you

00:56:54.460 just do

00:56:55.060 we live

00:56:55.460 in a society

00:56:56.160 yeah

00:56:56.520 welcome to

00:56:57.280 earth

00:56:57.560 this you know

00:56:58.420 people kind

00:56:58.920 of interact

00:56:59.260 you're also

00:56:59.660 in new

00:57:00.100 york city

00:57:00.620 and he's

00:57:01.740 sitting in

00:57:02.160 the middle

00:57:02.360 of the

00:57:02.520 crosswalk

00:57:02.940 and the

00:57:03.440 black guy

00:57:03.900 doesn't know

00:57:04.380 how to

00:57:04.860 act because

00:57:05.640 he's used

00:57:06.600 to people

00:57:06.960 letting him

00:57:07.400 do whatever

00:57:07.760 he wants

00:57:08.220 or whatever

00:57:08.660 and everyone

00:57:09.020 just goes

00:57:09.360 okay yeah

00:57:09.860 that's fine

00:57:10.440 but someone

00:57:11.080 who's just

00:57:11.540 like actually

00:57:12.120 holding up

00:57:12.720 societal

00:57:13.160 standards

00:57:13.640 and kind

00:57:14.140 of confronting

00:57:14.680 but in a

00:57:15.160 polite way

00:57:15.740 yeah he tapped

00:57:16.260 the car

00:57:16.560 he lets you

00:57:16.960 know

00:57:17.260 and say maybe

00:57:17.880 he's racist

00:57:18.520 but in reality

00:57:19.440 it's the opposite

00:57:20.620 of racism

00:57:21.140 racism would be

00:57:22.280 letting people

00:57:23.120 do below

00:57:23.680 societal standard

00:57:24.540 things and

00:57:25.240 not confronting

00:57:26.040 because you

00:57:27.160 don't think

00:57:27.580 they can

00:57:28.060 handle

00:57:28.680 societal

00:57:29.340 standards

00:57:29.820 and do

00:57:30.160 better

00:57:30.480 but actually

00:57:31.480 not racist

00:57:32.700 is treating

00:57:33.680 everyone equally

00:57:34.500 and expecting

00:57:35.140 everyone to

00:57:35.980 follow societal

00:57:36.840 standards

00:57:37.360 and if someone

00:57:38.300 doesn't then you

00:57:38.960 call them out

00:57:39.440 regardless of

00:57:40.040 what they look

00:57:40.480 like

00:57:40.760 so that guy

00:57:41.920 is this week's

00:57:43.440 henchman of the

00:57:44.320 week

00:57:44.480 i don't know

00:57:45.260 he's more than

00:57:45.860 a henchman

00:57:46.300 he was an

00:57:46.860 operator

00:57:47.280 yeah

00:57:47.800 that's it

00:57:48.360 he's a general

00:57:49.780 yeah

00:57:50.300 he's a rook

00:57:51.040 i like how he

00:57:51.940 played it too

00:57:52.440 what are you

00:57:52.780 gonna escalate

00:57:53.400 this to the

00:57:53.820 craziest shit

00:57:54.360 on earth

00:57:54.680 now and shoot

00:57:55.300 me like what

00:57:56.100 i tapped

00:57:56.540 your car

00:57:56.940 man let's

00:57:57.460 relax

00:57:57.840 it's hello

00:57:58.480 welcome to

00:57:59.000 earth

00:57:59.240 exactly

00:58:00.000 all right

00:58:00.440 and then

00:58:00.740 here's something

00:58:01.960 i wanted to

00:58:02.420 show too

00:58:02.880 we have some

00:58:03.700 societal standards

00:58:04.660 that we

00:58:04.900 mentioned

00:58:05.260 look how

00:58:06.320 they're different

00:58:06.860 in another

00:58:07.360 country like

00:58:08.000 japan

00:58:08.480 this is the

00:58:09.660 iphone store

00:58:10.440 in or the

00:58:11.280 apple store

00:58:11.780 in japan

00:58:12.420 the most

00:58:13.660 interesting

00:58:14.320 fact about

00:58:15.080 apple stores

00:58:16.060 in japan

00:58:16.700 no of the

00:58:18.320 phones is

00:58:18.760 secured

00:58:19.160 so you

00:58:21.820 could simply

00:58:22.520 grab them

00:58:23.340 and walk out

00:58:24.500 of the store

00:58:25.000 but related

00:58:26.740 to the

00:58:27.360 traditions and

00:58:28.260 the mentality

00:58:28.720 in japan

00:58:29.500 no one would

00:58:30.500 ever do that

00:58:31.180 so that they

00:58:32.220 even do not

00:58:33.140 attach the

00:58:34.400 phones in any

00:58:35.020 way or secure

00:58:35.660 them

00:58:35.960 welcome to

00:58:36.820 japan

00:58:37.200 and so what

00:58:38.480 a couple salary

00:58:39.200 men every year

00:58:39.880 kill themselves

00:58:41.160 yeah a little

00:58:42.380 sudoku here and

00:58:43.460 there

00:58:43.720 sudoku

00:58:44.340 what is it

00:58:46.540 seppuku

00:58:47.300 i think

00:58:47.940 you know

00:58:48.600 yeah whatever

00:58:49.180 point being man

00:58:50.720 uh this

00:58:51.580 it's attainable

00:58:52.840 and it's right

00:58:53.900 there

00:58:54.260 it's it's in

00:58:55.180 different pockets

00:58:55.800 of the world

00:58:56.340 it's in different

00:58:57.000 regions of america

00:58:58.200 some are going

00:58:59.280 down

00:58:59.600 we're definitely

00:59:00.240 on a trend

00:59:00.760 where there's

00:59:01.260 less high trust

00:59:02.060 areas in america

00:59:02.800 than there are

00:59:03.380 like it's

00:59:04.180 declining

00:59:04.580 it's not

00:59:04.940 growing

00:59:05.280 oh yeah

00:59:06.040 but it's

00:59:06.500 very attainable

00:59:07.180 and it's

00:59:07.460 right there

00:59:07.900 and here's

00:59:08.480 how japan

00:59:08.980 goes up

00:59:09.300 the stairs

00:59:09.760 in japan

00:59:10.380 this is how

00:59:13.240 it happens

00:59:13.880 in america

00:59:14.420 too in certain

00:59:15.100 places i used

00:59:15.940 to commute

00:59:16.260 to work in

00:59:16.700 chicago and

00:59:17.540 uh you keep

00:59:18.500 a lane open

00:59:19.160 for people

00:59:19.760 yep that's

00:59:20.960 very nice

00:59:21.540 that's how

00:59:21.960 society should

00:59:22.700 be

00:59:23.000 and to taste

00:59:24.400 we could have

00:59:25.100 it all right

00:59:25.660 don't get too

00:59:26.320 down don't get

00:59:26.940 too depressed

00:59:27.360 moving on to

00:59:28.020 uplifting gold

00:59:28.780 we have a very

00:59:29.260 nice uplifting

00:59:29.840 gold today

00:59:30.540 do we

00:59:31.060 honestly i don't

00:59:32.720 know you phoned

00:59:33.320 it in i didn't

00:59:33.980 phone it in

00:59:34.660 but i

00:59:36.720 all the energy

00:59:38.060 goes to the

00:59:38.520 other sections

00:59:39.140 other than

00:59:39.540 uplifting gold

00:59:40.080 we're at the

00:59:40.200 end of the

00:59:40.540 show yeah

00:59:41.080 but hey

00:59:41.680 first things

00:59:42.400 first that

00:59:42.980 horrible jeopardy

00:59:43.940 lesbian got

00:59:44.580 fired

00:59:45.020 mayim bialik

00:59:46.300 announces she

00:59:46.920 has been let

00:59:47.540 go as host of

00:59:48.420 jeopardy um

00:59:49.600 ken jennings is

00:59:50.620 the last man

00:59:51.300 standing they were

00:59:51.900 doing like a

00:59:52.500 little switch off

00:59:53.080 between them

00:59:53.620 how is yeah

00:59:54.620 ken jennings

00:59:55.280 should get it

00:59:56.060 ken jennings

00:59:57.000 hates our

00:59:57.660 politics hates

00:59:58.680 us we probably

01:00:00.240 hate his

01:00:00.700 politics too but

01:00:01.920 we agree we

01:00:02.900 can rise above

01:00:03.700 and say that

01:00:04.360 ken jennings

01:00:05.080 that super

01:00:05.980 champion who

01:00:06.900 hosts pretty

01:00:07.580 well and is a

01:00:08.520 nerd already and

01:00:09.320 is a nerd already

01:00:09.940 and actually like

01:00:10.500 knows the answers

01:00:11.120 to the questions

01:00:11.720 he's probably the

01:00:12.680 right guy for the

01:00:13.200 job a hundred

01:00:13.940 percent and he

01:00:14.860 should get that

01:00:15.580 job and if they

01:00:16.480 don't give him

01:00:17.060 that job that

01:00:18.260 might be his

01:00:18.860 red pill moment

01:00:19.680 where he's like

01:00:20.900 you didn't give

01:00:21.420 it to me he

01:00:22.000 gave it to this

01:00:22.560 like black

01:00:23.520 lesbian woman

01:00:24.400 she's not black

01:00:25.960 well whatever

01:00:26.880 but yeah yeah

01:00:27.500 you know that

01:00:28.260 vibe and then

01:00:29.060 think about how

01:00:29.880 bad that's a

01:00:30.380 little justice

01:00:30.840 we got a little

01:00:31.440 justice there

01:00:31.980 a little justice

01:00:32.660 until

01:00:33.200 they give it

01:00:34.060 to someone

01:00:34.340 else but

01:00:35.060 think about

01:00:35.440 how bad she

01:00:36.080 must have

01:00:36.460 done to get

01:00:37.020 fired because

01:00:37.760 she's like a

01:00:38.240 lesbian woman

01:00:38.920 yeah so you

01:00:39.740 have to really

01:00:40.640 not be a fit

01:00:41.640 yeah

01:00:42.060 all right

01:00:43.220 pregnancy dunk

01:00:43.980 those guys are

01:00:46.620 doing a birthing

01:00:47.680 baby announcement

01:00:48.400 or whatever

01:00:48.860 gender reveal

01:00:49.600 what was the

01:00:56.960 ball

01:00:57.400 that ball that

01:01:01.460 contact sounded

01:01:02.520 like like a

01:01:03.060 baseball yeah

01:01:03.880 that was like a

01:01:04.920 metal canister

01:01:05.700 not good not

01:01:06.660 planned out um

01:01:08.000 we still don't

01:01:08.620 know if it's a

01:01:09.060 boy or a girl

01:01:09.620 but the wife

01:01:10.440 needs a nose job

01:01:11.540 yeah and she's

01:01:12.620 got half of

01:01:13.280 one yeah

01:01:13.880 she just needs

01:01:14.540 to now shape it

01:01:16.160 a little better

01:01:16.800 it's ugly all

01:01:17.560 right let's go to

01:01:17.960 the airball foul

01:01:18.720 shot what is

01:01:21.220 this opposite of

01:01:22.060 women's uplifting

01:01:22.680 gold

01:01:23.020 airball

01:01:27.760 i'm her mom

01:01:31.360 so you get

01:01:33.860 roasted in it

01:01:35.380 i'm her mom

01:01:35.980 it's fine

01:01:36.500 heckled by the

01:01:37.260 by some stranger

01:01:38.520 no no no no

01:01:39.360 it's personal

01:01:40.040 um let's go to

01:01:41.280 the good luck

01:01:41.900 studying for finals

01:01:42.780 this is funny to

01:01:43.560 me

01:01:44.440 so this is

01:01:50.000 hilarious to me

01:01:50.820 and in college

01:01:51.580 freshman year

01:01:52.400 we used to go

01:01:53.200 to brock's room

01:01:53.800 yeah we used to

01:01:54.460 hang out in

01:01:54.780 brock's room

01:01:55.300 and in brock's

01:01:56.140 room you know

01:01:57.020 i'm not gonna

01:01:57.480 incriminate anybody

01:01:58.440 but we would like

01:02:00.480 smoke the vape

01:02:02.220 the weed you know

01:02:03.160 smoke weed vape

01:02:03.980 or whatever

01:02:04.400 and then we would

01:02:05.940 sing songs

01:02:06.920 and then we would

01:02:07.860 like bounce a ball

01:02:08.620 sometimes

01:02:09.220 and then one time

01:02:10.560 a guy came

01:02:11.380 and knocked on the

01:02:12.480 door and we were

01:02:13.760 like scared

01:02:14.380 we used to have

01:02:14.880 hiding spots

01:02:15.600 yeah

01:02:15.900 so if you hear a

01:02:16.680 knock on the door

01:02:17.280 like everyone would

01:02:18.060 get there's like

01:02:18.680 five of us and

01:02:19.360 we're all offensive

01:02:20.000 linemen and gigantic

01:02:20.880 and we would all get

01:02:21.720 into position

01:02:22.220 like one was

01:02:23.180 behind the dresser

01:02:24.000 like two people

01:02:24.580 under the bed

01:02:25.200 one person under

01:02:26.600 the desk

01:02:27.080 i think someone

01:02:27.860 behind the door

01:02:28.860 so we had our

01:02:30.200 hiding spots

01:02:30.720 so someone knocks

01:02:31.720 on the door

01:02:32.140 brock goes to

01:02:33.040 answer his own

01:02:33.720 room

01:02:34.080 and he's like

01:02:35.340 guys you need

01:02:36.380 to please be

01:02:37.300 quiet

01:02:37.760 you come in here

01:02:38.580 every day like

01:02:39.400 clockwork at

01:02:40.120 three o'clock

01:02:40.820 smells like weed

01:02:42.060 you're bouncing a

01:02:43.000 ball singing songs

01:02:44.100 and shit

01:02:44.680 and as he said

01:02:47.500 that i think like

01:02:48.540 brock had the

01:02:49.200 ball under his

01:02:49.940 arm or something

01:02:50.620 so you couldn't

01:02:51.180 even deny it

01:02:52.060 you couldn't be

01:02:52.800 like oh it's not

01:02:53.460 us it's like you

01:02:54.060 have the ball in

01:02:54.920 your hand

01:02:55.460 uh

01:02:56.360 dribbling a

01:02:57.140 basketball singing

01:02:58.180 songs and shit

01:02:59.140 and it's like yeah

01:02:59.740 that's actually

01:03:00.220 accurate that's

01:03:00.880 exactly what we've

01:03:01.600 been up to

01:03:02.020 so that poor kid

01:03:03.560 who lived underneath

01:03:04.340 brock freshman year

01:03:05.480 he's like i'm not

01:03:06.100 even mad just

01:03:06.800 please like i'm

01:03:08.080 begging you every

01:03:09.000 day you do this

01:03:10.080 singing songs and

01:03:11.380 shit so it's like

01:03:12.360 all right you got

01:03:12.900 us yeah you got us

01:03:14.060 all right let's go

01:03:14.900 to the uh barber

01:03:16.060 down syndrome haircut

01:03:17.300 yeah let's see it

01:03:18.600 nope here he goes

01:03:20.960 and he's seen how a

01:03:23.100 barber does it

01:03:23.740 yeah he knows that

01:03:24.640 you go like you go

01:03:25.300 like that you wipe

01:03:26.260 it you cook it off

01:03:27.800 yep you go like

01:03:28.640 that and you brush it

01:03:29.460 off and that's

01:03:31.760 uplifting anyone can

01:03:32.720 do anything there's

01:03:33.660 no difference between

01:03:34.400 him and any other

01:03:35.080 barber

01:03:35.380 yep i'm gonna i'm

01:03:36.660 setting my appointment

01:03:37.300 next week i'll be

01:03:38.060 there yep and that's

01:03:39.160 i mean i buzz my

01:03:39.980 head every week it's

01:03:40.820 basically the same

01:03:42.080 thing yep all right

01:03:43.140 wheelie for a dollar

01:03:43.980 let's end the show on

01:03:44.760 that

01:03:45.080 your one

01:03:46.440 damn

01:03:49.520 hold on hold on

01:03:51.680 that's little

01:03:52.160 oh you got two

01:03:53.000 ones

01:03:53.360 holy shit

01:03:54.960 all right i gotta do

01:03:55.520 a wheelie i gotta

01:03:56.100 show my instagram

01:03:56.800 hold on hold on

01:03:58.240 hold on

01:03:58.540 hell yeah that's

01:04:10.340 americana

01:04:10.880 little kid hustling

01:04:12.080 for dollars

01:04:12.680 wheelie for a dollar

01:04:13.560 that's pure americana

01:04:14.640 well that's it

01:04:16.160 yeah that's the end

01:04:17.220 of the episode

01:04:17.700 anything else

01:04:18.460 no man it's beginning

01:04:19.940 to look a lot like

01:04:20.660 christmas this is our

01:04:21.720 last week before our

01:04:22.700 break so you know

01:04:23.820 you can kind of see a

01:04:24.880 little vacation at the

01:04:25.740 end of the light

01:04:26.320 yeah end of the

01:04:27.380 tunnel and uh it

01:04:28.220 feels good we've been

01:04:29.200 going twice a week

01:04:30.040 since july that little

01:04:31.080 break we took in july

01:04:31.960 and it's good we have

01:04:32.900 a nice pace yeah how's

01:04:34.220 everybody enjoying

01:04:34.820 twice a week remember

01:04:35.600 when we used to just

01:04:36.280 do fridays that was

01:04:37.700 crazy crazy now we got

01:04:39.640 twice a week and we're

01:04:40.460 gonna keep that going we

01:04:41.540 have an important

01:04:42.240 election year coming up

01:04:43.820 which is very exciting

01:04:44.860 uh so yeah make sure

01:04:46.680 you guys do the gift

01:04:47.640 and subscription sign up

01:04:48.540 for bonus land during

01:04:49.980 the week off we're gonna

01:04:51.060 have a little christmas

01:04:52.120 special nothing crazy but

01:04:53.640 it's gonna be funny and

01:04:54.500 good we kind of cracked

01:04:55.500 it today and we have

01:04:56.560 our whole christmas

01:04:57.640 special outlined so

01:04:58.840 we're excited to

01:04:59.600 deliver hopefully it'll

01:05:00.680 be funny to you guys

01:05:01.700 henchman maxing is the

01:05:03.320 theme keyword henchman

01:05:05.200 just to tease it out a

01:05:06.240 little bit uh so make

01:05:07.260 sure you guys sign up

01:05:08.100 and join for that

01:05:08.760 because next week

01:05:09.440 there's gonna be no

01:05:10.440 shows uh on tuesday

01:05:12.460 or friday but there

01:05:13.560 will be the christmas

01:05:14.400 special uh during that

01:05:16.120 week and then the week

01:05:17.140 after we come back to

01:05:18.420 friday after uh new

01:05:20.260 year yeah so that first

01:05:21.780 friday that january 4th or

01:05:23.300 5th or whatever we'll be

01:05:24.200 back so we'll see you

01:05:25.820 guys on friday and in

01:05:26.800 bonus land goodbye

01:05:28.680 is this really happening

01:05:31.060 yeah i'm talking to you

01:05:32.820 like an adult one adult

01:05:34.300 oh that's new to you

Fleccas Talks Podcast - December 19, 2023

SOMALIA, MINNESOTA

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