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00:00:15.900 Welcome back to Flack of Socks, a podcast episode 134.

00:00:19.540 Today on the show, in Cringe of the Week, we have a section dedicated to LGBTs

00:00:25.580 that derailed the destiny that was imprinted in their DNA.

00:00:29.960 We'll show you what they're up to and what they could have been doing instead.

00:00:33.440 Then, in housekeeping, the border is still open and Trump is off the 2024 ballot in Colorado.

00:00:39.520 We'll tell you what it all means.

00:00:40.960 Then, Netflix keeps getting gayer.

00:00:43.320 This time, they ruined a classic kid show again.

00:00:46.740 And last but not least, we are not going to get too down or too depressed because it's Christmas.

00:00:52.160 Yeah, can't.

00:00:53.040 Christmas is here.

00:00:54.220 It's our final episode before the break, so we are going to be very, very positive.

00:00:57.720 All this and more.

00:00:59.020 It's Flack of Socks, the podcast episode 134, ranked in the best new podcast of all time.

00:01:06.040 Because words are just words until action actually starts.

00:01:09.340 And actions speak louder than words.

00:01:11.560 But at the same time, words speak louder than words because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

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00:01:19.240 It's Flack of Socks, the podcast featuring Richard.

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00:02:54.520 Thank you to Allegiance Gold.

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00:03:06.420 We have Christmas coming up.

00:03:07.920 Yeah.

00:03:08.240 We're a few days away.

00:03:09.640 And because of that, we are going to be really, really positive today.

00:03:13.280 Instead of opening up with trans sex or illegal immigrants, we're going to open the show with something more positive.

00:03:20.040 And we'll save the trans sex stuff for a few minutes from now.

00:03:22.580 Yeah.

00:03:22.900 Like, it's coming.

00:03:24.020 It's coming.

00:03:24.820 And it's at a rapid landslide pace.

00:03:26.980 But, you know, at least we could suspend disbelief.

00:03:29.440 It is Christmas.

00:03:30.100 Yeah.

00:03:30.320 We are quickly approaching the gay trans sex.

00:03:34.040 But until then, we're going to do something more positive.

00:03:36.700 We had a massive P.O. box haul, which we are very grateful for.

00:03:41.160 A couple days ago, we went to the P.O. box.

00:03:42.860 And the lady said to you,

00:03:44.180 We caused a scene.

00:03:45.160 She said, we actually showed up in stupid outfits.

00:03:47.920 We're filming a Christmas special for Bonusland.

00:03:50.480 Yeah.

00:03:50.840 So we were there in stupid outfits.

00:03:52.520 She goes, oh, there you are.

00:03:54.660 We turned into a storage facility for you guys.

00:03:57.360 So thank you so much to everyone who sent stuff.

00:03:59.700 We spent the whole night opening boxes, reading letters, so many cool things.

00:04:04.220 Just to highlight one of them, my favorite was this from Ashlene.

00:04:07.800 Yeah.

00:04:08.060 Look at that.

00:04:09.260 This one's you.

00:04:10.160 Yeah.

00:04:10.340 That one's me.

00:04:10.960 It's called, I think it's called Crochet.

00:04:13.360 Yeah.

00:04:13.680 So Richard Ratboy Crochet, the glasses kind of fell off.

00:04:15.980 I'll fix that up.

00:04:16.940 And then look at this.

00:04:17.680 I'm in the sleeveless hoodie.

00:04:19.460 That's real.

00:04:20.180 And I'm wearing, I'm basically wearing it right now.

00:04:21.960 Yeah.

00:04:22.240 They, they, a little bit of stuffing they dropped off.

00:04:25.980 It seems like they didn't really go full to size.

00:04:28.380 You could have packed it a little more in the gut.

00:04:29.900 Yeah.

00:04:30.280 Here, take it.

00:04:30.620 It's actually not where I'm trending.

00:04:32.120 Oh, all right.

00:04:34.380 Also, when you're sending us stuff, please do like an Instagram handle or something.

00:04:38.800 If you're writing a letter, like, uh, I don't really want to do emails and stuff like that.

00:04:43.860 Yeah.

00:04:44.080 Like an Instagram handle.

00:04:45.040 Oh, we want to reach out.

00:04:45.780 Ashleen killed it.

00:04:47.520 Just said from Ashleen.

00:04:48.900 Yeah.

00:04:49.200 I don't know.

00:04:49.960 I'd like to reach out.

00:04:51.100 Very grateful for that.

00:04:52.260 And then Kendra got me a socks and also a gift card to Cassis, my favorite restaurant in St. Pete,

00:04:58.000 where I get my seafood towers.

00:04:59.560 Yeah.

00:04:59.700 So that's amazing.

00:05:00.640 Someone gave us a PBA card.

00:05:02.440 Yeah.

00:05:02.760 And also a $500 gift card for Home Depot to buy a freezer because they're going to be sending us a ton of steaks.

00:05:09.100 Crazy.

00:05:09.640 Guys, we are very grateful.

00:05:11.080 We couldn't do the show without you.

00:05:12.480 And this just reminds us how we have the best audience probably ever.

00:05:16.080 Yeah.

00:05:16.620 Audience is strong.

00:05:17.520 It's crazy.

00:05:18.200 Stronger than ever, too.

00:05:19.140 So thank you, guys.

00:05:20.260 We love you.

00:05:21.500 Something positive to start the show.

00:05:23.640 But let's get into some of the real stuff.

00:05:26.040 We have some more footage from the border.

00:05:28.520 Here's the newest clip from Texas.

00:05:31.260 We have thousands of people who are trying to get across the border and will probably be let in.

00:05:37.780 Thousands and thousands.

00:05:39.140 Yeah.

00:05:39.400 Good old Eagle Pass.

00:05:40.660 Yeah.

00:05:41.020 Nice Eagle Pass, Texas trip.

00:05:43.040 And then there was a new stat that came out that the amount of illegal immigration we're seeing is equivalent of a Michigan football stadium every seven days.

00:05:52.480 The big house.

00:05:53.660 Yeah.

00:05:54.300 And these guys don't tailgate.

00:05:56.080 They just kind of cook guinea pigs on the side of the road instead.

00:05:59.940 Yeah.

00:06:00.340 They don't root for the Big Ten.

00:06:02.260 But we're not going to get too down.

00:06:03.780 I'm grateful for the ham.

00:06:06.520 Yeah.

00:06:06.840 Leftover ham.

00:06:07.600 A couple days after Christmas when you don't have to go to work.

00:06:10.180 Come on.

00:06:10.620 Yeah.

00:06:10.720 And there's like that time between Christmas and New Year's where you kind of have the house to yourself and the leftovers and ham.

00:06:17.280 So 100,000 people every day crossing the border.

00:06:20.140 Ham.

00:06:20.640 Yeah.

00:06:21.060 Honey ham.

00:06:21.520 Honey ham.

00:06:22.980 And you can turn it into a sandwich.

00:06:25.060 Greg Abbott made it legal immigration illegal.

00:06:28.080 I don't fully know what it means.

00:06:30.780 But can you read the headline?

00:06:31.660 Yeah.

00:06:31.900 Governor Greg Abbott signs a bill making illegal immigration a state crime.

00:06:37.020 The new law would authorize police to arrest people, blah, blah, blah.

00:06:39.380 There's a couple different caveats in it.

00:06:41.340 But the thing we already have laws for, because they're not being, we need new laws for.

00:06:46.520 We're going to just rewrite it again and say, seriously, we really got to do this one.

00:06:50.860 Did he try underlining it a bunch of times?

00:06:52.640 Like, what's next?

00:06:54.260 Yeah.

00:06:54.820 We're already a little late, Greg.

00:06:56.400 Everyone is already here by a lot.

00:06:59.080 Yeah.

00:06:59.280 And then, so I just want to read this from the article itself that was laying out, like, what exactly is illegal in Texas.

00:07:06.580 And there was a response from, you know, Democrats basically that said, these measures not only threaten the safety and dignity of asylum seekers, but also risk undermining the foundational principles of our legal system, said Krish O'Meara, president and CEO of Lutheran Immigration and Refugee Service.

00:07:24.220 Yeah, undermining the foundations of whatever.

00:07:28.080 Yeah.

00:07:28.460 I think that's, they're the ones doing that.

00:07:30.920 Yeah, I think 100,000 people a week, unfettered, unchecked.

00:07:35.020 I think that might be a little shaky to our foundations as opposed to, you know, the immigration service guy who's worried about getting his cash cow taken out from him.

00:07:44.220 Yeah, we're enforcing the law too good.

00:07:46.200 Yeah.

00:07:46.360 And then also this week, we learned a lot of people went to that Turning Point event in Arizona.

00:07:52.000 AmFest, yep.

00:07:52.820 AmFest.

00:07:53.420 And then when they were at the airport, people saw a lot of illegals being flown all over the country.

00:07:59.040 Many people without any ID and the name on the ticket said, no name given.

00:08:03.140 Yeah.

00:08:03.660 Which is very interesting.

00:08:05.040 So we let those people in.

00:08:06.380 No name given?

00:08:07.220 They just go, come on down.

00:08:08.180 Send them to Philadelphia.

00:08:09.560 Great work, Border Patrol.

00:08:10.700 Yeah.

00:08:11.200 So everyone's getting flown all over the country.

00:08:13.440 We have some B-roll here of everyone in lines.

00:08:15.940 Yep.

00:08:16.640 Getting sent.

00:08:17.380 Mostly third worlders too.

00:08:18.740 And someone made a point to us in the P.O. box, sent us a letter.

00:08:22.540 And they were saying how the days of Bill Clinton illegal immigrants are over.

00:08:27.640 People used to come here.

00:08:28.760 They would work hard.

00:08:29.660 First one in, last one out.

00:08:31.220 Save every dollar.

00:08:32.880 Head down, kind of just grind it out for their families.

00:08:35.760 And they were here illegally.

00:08:37.540 But now what we're getting is like third world mud hut people.

00:08:41.000 Yeah.

00:08:41.520 True.

00:08:42.000 Straight out of Guinea.

00:08:43.220 We've shown that girl who wants to go to aviation.

00:08:45.940 From Guinea.

00:08:46.820 And we're going to show another guy from Guinea later.

00:08:48.820 Yeah.

00:08:48.980 We can show him now.

00:08:49.640 Here he is.

00:08:50.460 Here's the guy from Guinea.

00:08:51.440 And they interview him at the border.

00:08:52.780 And let's see what his plan is.

00:08:54.760 Where are you from?

00:08:55.720 Guinea, Conakry.

00:08:56.860 Where?

00:08:57.400 Guinea, Conakry.

00:08:58.360 Guinea.

00:08:58.800 Okay.

00:08:59.340 And where in the U.S. do you want to go to?

00:09:01.740 Philadelphia.

00:09:02.540 Philadelphia.

00:09:03.320 Why Philadelphia?

00:09:06.040 I have paper.

00:09:07.360 I don't know the place.

00:09:09.400 Let me check the place.

00:09:10.720 I want to check the place.

00:09:12.580 He's got an address.

00:09:13.560 He's got an address in Philadelphia to go to?

00:09:15.060 Okay.

00:09:15.500 Okay.

00:09:16.880 Okay.

00:09:17.760 Yeah.

00:09:18.240 So he wants to go deep into the country.

00:09:20.780 And where is he going and why?

00:09:22.640 I just have a dress.

00:09:24.260 I go there.

00:09:25.380 In West Philadelphia, he was sent from Guinea is where he spent most of his days.

00:09:30.560 50 IQ.

00:09:31.700 Can't communicate.

00:09:32.940 So we got to update some of our cultural shit.

00:09:35.220 Yeah.

00:09:35.580 And I think there was a place in New Jersey, like a town that's nicknamed Guinea Gulch.

00:09:40.900 Oh, yeah.

00:09:41.380 But that's different.

00:09:42.160 That's different now.

00:09:43.260 It's going to be different now.

00:09:44.840 They're packing the Guineans in there.

00:09:47.200 Yeah.

00:09:47.800 That's exactly right.

00:09:49.380 And then so, I mean, it was Ashley St. Clair, Nuance Bro, Current Revolt, who were filming

00:09:53.840 most of this at the Phoenix airport.

00:09:55.560 And it's just one of those things where people were lashing out at them, too, for filming these

00:09:59.920 people.

00:10:00.280 Like, oh, so you just filmed like shitty NBC journalists?

00:10:03.160 We're like, oh, you just filmed people at an airport?

00:10:05.980 Like, oh, my God.

00:10:07.200 Like, have some respect or something.

00:10:09.500 And it was just like, no, they all had bags on them that was like from this processing

00:10:14.740 site going to here.

00:10:16.360 Here's your wristband.

00:10:17.260 Here's a phone charger.

00:10:18.500 Here's where you're going.

00:10:19.500 Here's what you say to people.

00:10:21.020 We have the clip of Nuance Bro talking to some of them.

00:10:24.200 And he speaks a little French.

00:10:25.460 Can you record?

00:10:26.000 Can you record?

00:10:27.240 Excuse me.

00:10:28.320 Which country?

00:10:30.400 French.

00:10:31.260 French?

00:10:31.620 No, I'm not speaking English.

00:10:32.380 Oh, je parlais un petit peu français.

00:10:35.440 Pays, qu'est-ce que pays?

00:10:38.020 He's from Guinea.

00:10:38.860 Did it?

00:10:39.680 Not Pays.

00:10:40.800 Quoi?

00:10:41.220 Guinea.

00:10:41.720 He's from Guinea.

00:10:42.400 Guinea.

00:10:42.960 Guinea.

00:10:43.380 Okay.

00:10:43.740 And you guys are going where?

00:10:48.500 So, Guinea.

00:10:49.780 A lot of Guinea.

00:10:50.820 I was going to say a lot of Guineas.

00:10:51.960 Yeah.

00:10:52.420 I don't think you're supposed to say that, but I guess you can.

00:10:54.820 Not Salvatores.

00:10:55.740 We're talking about Mufasas.

00:10:59.000 I don't even know.

00:10:59.580 So, a lot of people from Guinea, I don't know what we need them for.

00:11:03.780 Maybe, I don't know what their plan is here either.

00:11:05.760 There's a guy coming out of the bathroom at the airport.

00:11:08.480 He was in the woman's bathroom.

00:11:09.880 Yeah.

00:11:10.240 One of the illegal migrants.

00:11:11.480 Syria's coming out.

00:11:12.380 Yeah, they come and they fit right in with the liberal agenda of confusion on your bathroom.

00:11:17.200 And it's like the first thing they do is get something brutally wrong and can't communicate.

00:11:21.820 The most basic thing, too.

00:11:22.980 Which bathroom to go into?

00:11:23.940 He probably left a huge dump on the ground in there.

00:11:26.820 Stinky shit.

00:11:27.440 And I was thinking we're at the point now, because Joe Biden's in power and, you know, 2020 got STOLN from us.

00:11:36.520 STOLN.

00:11:37.740 Stolen.

00:11:38.500 Okay.

00:11:38.800 Yeah, so we're at the point now where we basically, their only option is for things to get worse before they get better.

00:11:45.880 So, we have to see, like, these progressive policies in action.

00:11:48.980 And then we have to let all these illegals go to every city and then basically ruin them and do more crime and then get all prioritized over American citizens.

00:11:57.480 I guess that's what we have to do now.

00:11:59.500 I don't know.

00:12:00.080 There's no other way to get them out.

00:12:01.260 So, it's like now hopefully people will see and go, ooh, maybe it wasn't a good idea to bring 100,000 people a week to this country that they have no cultural alliances with.

00:12:11.760 And it's ironic or funny or depressing, whatever you want to call it, but we're spending all this money.

00:12:18.620 Border Patrol is over budget.

00:12:20.860 The U.S. taxpayer is footing the bill for all this.

00:12:23.540 Who's paying for the Delta flights, you know, to Philadelphia, to New York, wherever.

00:12:28.820 So, we're paying to get them deep into the country.

00:12:31.060 And then if Trump gets into power and we do mass deportations, we're going to have to – it's going to be a pretty expensive bill to get them out of the country all just to get to net neutral.

00:12:40.200 So, an absolute waste of the taxpayer's money for, I don't know, some guy from Guinea.

00:12:45.780 Yeah, lots of human trafficking.

00:12:47.200 Yeah, literally.

00:12:48.240 On both sides.

00:12:49.100 Are we going to play this video at 3 a.m. at the airport?

00:12:51.460 Yeah, this is 3 a.m.

00:12:53.040 I don't know who found it.

00:12:54.940 Muckraker.com?

00:12:56.420 They found these groups that were just, like, getting these kids through the airport every night.

00:13:01.640 Where are you guys moving these kids to?

00:13:02.900 None of your business.

00:13:04.060 None of your business.

00:13:05.120 You guys have paperwork for these kids?

00:13:05.860 Don't worry about it.

00:13:06.640 You know what third of these kids go missing?

00:13:08.380 I'm sorry.

00:13:09.520 You guys know anything about this?

00:13:11.780 Yeah, it happens every day.

00:13:12.900 About these guys moving these kids through the airport?

00:13:15.060 Yeah.

00:13:16.780 Straight up.

00:13:18.280 America.

00:13:19.460 Welcome to America.

00:13:20.260 So, is that guy on our side or not?

00:13:21.700 Fuck no.

00:13:22.600 That guy is –

00:13:23.360 He wasn't doing a bit like, yeah, this is ridiculous.

00:13:25.320 This sucks.

00:13:26.180 And he was just saying –

00:13:27.480 He's saying, thumbs up.

00:13:29.020 He's antagonistic to someone filming, like, shit that's being done in secret at 3 in the morning, you know?

00:13:34.740 And that's – not to bring it all the way back to COVID, but, like, now everyone at Border Patrol and the airport and all these federal jobs, they probably all have to be vaccinated.

00:13:45.040 Yeah.

00:13:45.480 So, it's like we had – they kind of put their duds in there, their pawns.

00:13:50.060 Their henchmen.

00:13:50.700 And once they got vaccinated, then they know they're on the side or at least willing to be, and now they could be like, oh, yeah, let everyone in.

00:13:56.660 And they're going to go, okay, I'm a vaccinated moron anyway.

00:13:59.480 Yeah.

00:13:59.880 And all the base people who didn't want to get vaxxed left, and that's who probably would have stood up to this.

00:14:04.220 And that's a theory.

00:14:05.160 For sure.

00:14:05.740 And that's reasonable.

00:14:07.040 And then this guy is trying to block the guy filming it, and he accidentally reveals some paperwork from some guy.

00:14:12.200 And it says the Office of Refugee Resettlement from the Department of Health and Human Services.

00:14:17.320 So, another thing that we're all paying for.

00:14:19.400 We're all footing the bill.

00:14:20.380 So, everyone's footing the bill, and everyone's getting fucked over.

00:14:22.720 Ukraine, Israel, the Department of Refugee Resettlement, we're just getting fucking smoked.

00:14:29.600 The hotels.

00:14:30.400 McDonald's fries are $7 in California.

00:14:32.980 Mm-hmm.

00:14:33.460 And, you know, it doesn't feel great, but it is Christmas.

00:14:38.720 Yeah, we can't get too depressed because, you know, that smell of the Christmas tree in the house?

00:14:42.900 Yeah, that winter smell.

00:14:44.160 Hopefully, it snows.

00:14:45.120 Yeah.

00:14:45.580 We're both going up north from Florida.

00:14:47.140 Hopefully, it snows.

00:14:48.180 And then the fire's going.

00:14:49.880 Are you toasty?

00:14:50.940 Yeah.

00:14:51.480 And then someone does a home invasion on you in broad daylight from Nicaragua.

00:14:55.680 Yeah.

00:14:56.420 They signal jam you now.

00:14:57.900 They signal.

00:14:58.500 You go, oh, my phone's not working.

00:14:59.980 And then your family goes, oh, mine neither.

00:15:01.580 And then you go, that's weird.

00:15:03.620 No signal.

00:15:04.040 We always have a signal.

00:15:05.720 And the door gets kicked in.

00:15:07.140 Yep.

00:15:07.380 And they rob you for your silverware.

00:15:09.500 Yeah.

00:15:09.820 Or whatever you have.

00:15:11.060 A shitty TV.

00:15:12.780 Yeah.

00:15:13.260 So, everyone's getting fucked over.

00:15:14.580 The American taxpayer is getting fucked over.

00:15:16.340 They're footing the bill.

00:15:17.560 But Kathy Hochul of New York.

00:15:20.060 She wants that pain to get a little deeper.

00:15:21.920 Yeah.

00:15:22.460 New York Governor Kathy Hochul signs controversial legislation to create Slavery Reparations Commission.

00:15:28.760 Smart.

00:15:29.040 She's following the California playbook.

00:15:32.980 And the article, you know, it's standard, exploring reparations, which we already know already happen because welfare is a crazy spend every year.

00:15:42.800 But, of course, there's an Al Sharpton quote in there that, look at today where we still see blacks making 70 cents to every dollar whites make.

00:15:51.420 They just use the same stats from women.

00:15:53.200 From women.

00:15:53.820 And then they just reuse it.

00:15:54.740 And they don't factor in hard work, hours worked, anything like that, you know, education level.

00:16:01.020 They just go, well, it's uneven right now.

00:16:03.640 Yeah.

00:16:04.140 So, we might as well pay them.

00:16:05.600 And so, the taxpayer, they're coming for you.

00:16:07.800 Yeah.

00:16:08.120 And Kathy Hochul, correct me if I'm wrong, but she's never – she was unelected.

00:16:12.120 Yeah.

00:16:12.200 He was appointed after the Cuomo – Cuomo got a little grabby.

00:16:15.900 Yeah.

00:16:16.220 And so, they brought in Kathy Hochul to do all the Muppet shit.

00:16:18.920 I think Cuomo wasn't going to play full ball.

00:16:21.240 He was playing ball for COVID, but he wasn't going to play full ball.

00:16:24.160 He was a New York kind of guy.

00:16:25.720 He was a Democrat, but he was a New York guy.

00:16:27.700 He wasn't going to do any really dumb shit.

00:16:29.460 And then they just swapped him out.

00:16:31.560 Kathy will do it.

00:16:32.320 They did an Indiana Jones swap for Kathy.

00:16:34.140 Yeah, exactly.

00:16:35.260 But don't get too mad.

00:16:36.480 Don't get too depressed.

00:16:38.400 Good news.

00:16:39.040 Hulk Hogan got baptized.

00:16:40.600 Yep.

00:16:41.020 At least there's something positive going on.

00:16:42.860 There you go.

00:16:43.120 And that was this week, right before Christmas.

00:16:45.080 Right on, brother.

00:16:45.840 Hell yeah, brother.

00:16:46.760 Right on.

00:16:47.340 H-H.

00:16:48.460 H-H.

00:16:49.240 Right on, brother.

00:16:50.420 All right.

00:16:50.780 Let's go to our next page of housekeeping before we get there.

00:16:53.780 Make sure you guys use this opportunity to tickle the post.

00:16:55.960 You have been so good about that.

00:16:57.680 Make sure you like the video.

00:16:58.840 Leave a comment.

00:17:00.160 Leave a comment again.

00:17:01.400 And then on your third comment, start talking about what you want to talk about.

00:17:04.100 Make sure notifications are on.

00:17:05.740 Leave a comment about what happened to Rob in Phoenix, you know?

00:17:08.180 Yeah, he's a victim of a hate crime.

00:17:10.440 A super hate crime.

00:17:11.460 Yeah, we cover that in the Christmas special.

00:17:15.140 Guys, we've been filming the Christmas special, too, over the last couple days.

00:17:18.880 And it's very schizophrenic.

00:17:20.980 It's crazy.

00:17:21.820 Yeah.

00:17:22.340 And it's like 15, it's like between 10 and 15 minutes.

00:17:26.100 There's a whole story.

00:17:27.240 We henchmen, Max.

00:17:28.380 We'll get to it in a few minutes to give you more details, but it's so good.

00:17:31.660 But also, I would take a little post, Juice Dialgo.

00:17:34.620 And make sure you send us stuff to the P.O. Box.

00:17:36.720 Our P.O. Box is empty right now.

00:17:40.560 Stop.

00:17:41.120 Isn't that kind of sad?

00:17:42.000 Don't you feel bad that the P.O. Box is empty?

00:17:43.660 I'm sure stuff is still coming.

00:17:45.000 Yeah, it's true.

00:17:45.680 We're getting stuff.

00:17:46.580 So send us stuff to the P.O. Box.

00:17:47.880 We love opening things from you guys and getting gifts.

00:17:51.500 And people tell us fun stories in the letters.

00:17:53.660 It's very nice.

00:17:54.300 They do.

00:17:54.640 All right.

00:17:54.860 We have a Harvard update.

00:17:55.800 Remember President Gay from Harvard?

00:17:57.600 Yeah, Claudine.

00:17:58.980 She's got some more stuff coming.

00:18:01.540 Yeah, this is the main update I wanted to read.

00:18:03.520 And then we have some articles that came out alongside it.

00:18:06.920 That right there.

00:18:07.900 You want to read this one first?

00:18:09.240 Mm-hmm.

00:18:10.240 All right.

00:18:10.540 So comparing two recent Harvard presidents, Lawrence H. Summers was the previous president.

00:18:16.700 He said over 150 scholarly papers, multiple books, World Bank chief, treasury secretary,

00:18:22.580 director of NEC, and more.

00:18:24.360 Claudine Gay, 11 papers total, mostly about race and gender.

00:18:28.900 40 plagiarism allegations, professor of African-American studies, and not much else.

00:18:34.060 Summers was forced out by the board after talking about women and men having genetic differences.

00:18:38.900 Gay has the full backing of the board despite plagiarism and defending calls for genocide.

00:18:43.600 Yep.

00:18:43.960 So she was obviously put into power because she's a black woman who's probably a lesbian with the buzz cut.

00:18:49.620 Yep.

00:18:50.860 Lori Lightfoot Jr.

00:18:52.120 It's like a different type.

00:18:53.900 Exactly.

00:18:54.540 And she's not very smart, which is actually good.

00:18:57.120 Because when they're putting people in power, they do this with KJP, Karine Jean-Pierre.

00:19:01.560 Yeah.

00:19:01.720 Where it's like they put someone in power, and they're not even smart enough to know that they're being used as a pawn in the bigger scam.

00:19:09.760 And they wouldn't even understand the scam if it was explained to them.

00:19:12.840 So they're just great pawns for the globalists because she's anti-white.

00:19:16.300 The globalists are anti-white.

00:19:18.140 Different reasons they're anti-white.

00:19:20.280 But the globalists can accomplish their agenda with her not even noticing.

00:19:25.040 Yeah.

00:19:25.300 Enemy of my enemy is my friend type shit where it's like, yeah, we cross paths enough.

00:19:29.940 You'll get the job done, henchman.

00:19:31.720 And it's like, oh, our goal is less white.

00:19:33.900 And the globalists and her both nod like, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:19:36.740 But they don't – they're on like separate teams but the same goal.

00:19:40.900 And if they even confronted her on the scam that's going on, she wouldn't even be able to explain it.

00:19:45.160 That's what Karine Jean-Pierre does too where it's like, oh, according to Joe Biden, blah, blah, blah, everything is working sound.

00:19:51.500 And she doesn't even know how to explain what's going on because what's going on is so much above her pay grade.

00:19:56.120 Yeah.

00:19:56.200 And then we have the New York Times defending her and look at the words they're using to describe the plagiarism she committed.

00:20:01.420 This soft language from the New York Times.

00:20:03.340 Harvard found more instances of insufficient citation in scholarly writings.

00:20:08.980 And then Harvard also finds more instances of duplicative language.

00:20:13.660 Duplicative language is – that's when you copy and paste someone else's article onto your article.

00:20:17.740 It's called plagiarism, baby.

00:20:19.020 Like, so I don't – the New York Times, man, remember when shit used to have honor and integrity and being a New York Times writer was like something to aspire to?

00:20:29.520 And now it's just like you're a member of the team.

00:20:31.740 You got to run interference for certain things.

00:20:33.740 You got to attack certain things and hop on the team.

00:20:36.440 Yep.

00:20:36.860 Put on this jersey.

00:20:37.840 Exactly.

00:20:38.380 And the mainstream media has gone obviously so downhill over the years and it used to have weight.

00:20:42.900 There were times where I would get fact-checked in like 2018 and I would be like, damn, I need to correct this or like, oh, it was a mistake.

00:20:50.420 I want them to take the article down.

00:20:52.100 Now I don't care.

00:20:53.160 There was a time New York Times wrote an article about something I did for the 2020 election and I tried to get them to say like some Rob Smith thing.

00:20:59.760 Yeah.

00:21:00.180 I gave them – I'm like, here's my statement.

00:21:02.280 Only use it if you use exactly these words because I think it had like a secret coded message.

00:21:07.340 R-O-B, yeah.

00:21:08.640 Like right on, brother.

00:21:10.140 So my – R-O-B-S-M.

00:21:13.260 So that's like where we're at now.

00:21:15.280 These institutions are completely taken over.

00:21:17.360 Yeah.

00:21:17.620 It's like – think about it.

00:21:18.760 It's the New York Times writing about Harvard and it's like both of them are down this much.

00:21:24.160 Fully compromised.

00:21:24.900 Covering for each other.

00:21:26.040 It's a circular thing.

00:21:27.920 It's just disappointing, you know?

00:21:29.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:21:30.420 But we can't get too depressed.

00:21:31.800 We can't get too down because it's Christmas.

00:21:34.520 I know.

00:21:34.880 Think about the smells, the evergreen, you know, the tree.

00:21:37.960 Yeah, seeing your grandparents.

00:21:40.380 So good.

00:21:41.160 That's nice.

00:21:41.920 And I am grateful this Christmas for our friend, Mimetic Sisyphus.

00:21:46.820 Oh.

00:21:47.540 He's a very smart guy.

00:21:48.920 He's got great points and great social media.

00:21:52.840 He's linked in the description.

00:21:54.340 We talk to him weekly about certain topics on the show and he's always so good.

00:21:58.580 And there was one that I found this week that I thought was really important.

00:22:01.600 It basically describes who we're up against.

00:22:03.980 Like this progressive ideology obviously is a brain rot.

00:22:06.820 It's like a brain virus.

00:22:07.940 People have it.

00:22:08.580 They're basically Zambies.

00:22:09.640 But there's a thing that Mimetic Sisyphus does where he can kind of do like a 30,000-foot view and explain it.

00:22:16.620 And then when you hear it, you go, oh, yeah, that's exactly it.

00:22:19.400 That's who we're up against.

00:22:20.640 And it makes seeing the playing field easier and it makes it make more sense.

00:22:26.000 So can you read the original source and then what Mimetic Sisyphus said about it?

00:22:29.000 Yeah, there's a cartoon that says what every parent should tell their children.

00:22:32.680 And it says, you are not a sinner.

00:22:34.480 You are an amazing human.

00:22:35.660 And don't ever let anyone tell you otherwise.

00:22:38.640 Right?

00:22:39.660 So Mimetic Sisyphus says, you're a fairly typical person.

00:22:42.760 Your life is okay, but it could be better.

00:22:44.740 You have some problems that weigh on your mind.

00:22:46.840 A parent walks up to you and says, you're perfect.

00:22:49.020 You don't need to change.

00:22:50.440 What about your problems?

00:22:51.500 If you're perfect, then why do you have problems?

00:22:53.720 There must be some outside source, maybe a system that is making your life horrible.

00:22:57.960 Maybe your bad grades.

00:22:59.540 Maybe you getting cut from the team.

00:23:01.140 Maybe your crush rejecting you is because of ableism or fat phobia or racism.

00:23:05.840 Maybe that's the cause of all of society's problems.

00:23:08.200 After all, you're perfect.

00:23:09.940 The problem must be external.

00:23:11.580 Isn't that exactly what's going on?

00:23:13.420 Of course.

00:23:13.860 People who are told they're great, they're special forever.

00:23:16.700 And then now whenever they face any hardships at all or any uphill climbs or any obstacles,

00:23:21.600 it's like, well, I'm perfect.

00:23:23.980 So anything that's happening to me is oppression or anything that's going on is because of an

00:23:27.740 unjust system.

00:23:28.520 And then it puts all of your hard work and determination out the window because why are

00:23:33.760 you going to work hard to overcome an unjust system when fighting the unjust system is probably

00:23:39.080 more beneficial for everybody than you think you're like a hero who's like a social justice

00:23:44.520 warrior?

00:23:44.900 Yeah.

00:23:45.140 Don't work harder next year.

00:23:46.740 Just file that lawsuit.

00:23:48.380 You can't be the problem, you know?

00:23:50.080 Yeah, exactly.

00:23:50.900 So we will love him at Excessivist because he makes such good smart points.

00:23:53.780 Because people sometimes think he's my alter ego on Twitter.

00:23:57.360 Not smart enough to do that.

00:23:58.100 And I assure you, I have not smart enough to be mimetic Sisyphus.

00:24:02.200 I wish I was.

00:24:03.360 Yeah.

00:24:03.820 But I'm not.

00:24:05.040 All right.

00:24:05.480 Trump is off the ballot.

00:24:06.800 But you are brave enough to say all this shit on camera.

00:24:09.220 And so that's why we're here.

00:24:11.700 It's a give and take.

00:24:12.440 Yeah, it is.

00:24:13.380 Mimetic Sisyphus is like, here's the best points.

00:24:15.100 I got a real job and a family.

00:24:16.560 I'm out.

00:24:17.140 I'm faceless.

00:24:17.780 I can say those best points for you.

00:24:21.840 Oh, man.

00:24:22.640 That's a good point.

00:24:23.780 All right.

00:24:24.420 Trump is off the ballot in Colorado for now.

00:24:27.200 It'll probably get reversed by the Supreme Court.

00:24:29.680 Can you just read the headline just so we have it?

00:24:31.840 Yeah, Trump taking off the ballot.

00:24:33.160 The Colorado Supreme Court has removed Donald Trump from the state's 2024 ballot because

00:24:37.380 of the 14th Amendment ban on insurrections, which is just an interpretation by them.

00:24:42.700 Donald Trump, if you look back and you remember all the CNN talking heads saying insurrection,

00:24:48.160 insurrection, he was never convicted of anything.

00:24:50.640 A legal case or precedent was never brought.

00:24:52.860 I don't think anyone was convicted of insurrection.

00:24:54.340 Of course.

00:24:55.100 Of course.

00:24:55.860 Because it's a very high bar.

00:24:57.640 And if he did an insurrection, he'd still be in power.

00:25:00.000 Yeah.

00:25:00.200 We wouldn't.

00:25:00.640 We'd just jail you guys.

00:25:01.780 Yeah.

00:25:02.840 Checkmate.

00:25:03.980 And so it's a very specific legal term.

00:25:06.660 And but this Colorado court entirely, the state Supreme Court entirely appointed by the

00:25:11.060 Democrat governors.

00:25:13.240 They just made an interpretation of it.

00:25:15.620 So that was nice.

00:25:17.080 So Trump's taken off.

00:25:17.940 That'll get overturned, obviously.

00:25:20.300 But Fox has called Colorado for Joe Biden.

00:25:22.880 Yeah.

00:25:23.480 Brett Baier called it.

00:25:24.660 Brett Baier just called it.

00:25:26.480 Joe Biden had a tweet that went along with this.

00:25:29.260 Trump poses many threats to our country, the right to choose civil rights, voting rights

00:25:34.040 and America's standing in the world.

00:25:35.580 But the greatest threat he poses is to our democracy.

00:25:38.300 If we lose that, we lose everything.

00:25:40.860 That's a little ironic.

00:25:42.420 Not doing a great job convincing us that Trump was saying the election was rigged.

00:25:47.140 Joe Biden, it's just kind of like yap, yap, yap.

00:25:50.160 Like we understand you got to hit your lines, Joe.

00:25:52.860 But it's like in one ear out the other.

00:25:54.680 And I feel like most of America is like, all right, man, you kind of said nothing.

00:25:58.540 You know, what are you talking about?

00:26:00.000 A danger to our democracy.

00:26:01.100 It's like they took him off the ballot.

00:26:03.180 You're doing the things you accuse Trump would do if elected.

00:26:06.780 And that's the funny thing is they accuse Trump of, oh, he'll be this.

00:26:11.940 He'll be that.

00:26:12.640 And it's like he already had four years.

00:26:14.660 He was the president for four years.

00:26:17.260 He stole the election and he left.

00:26:18.760 Yeah, he left.

00:26:20.960 So it's just crazy.

00:26:23.280 They want to gaslight people into thinking he's some boogeyman that's going to come.

00:26:26.880 But it's just not the case at all.

00:26:29.900 Trump did an insurrection.

00:26:31.320 It's like he just let in 20 million illegal immigrants.

00:26:34.560 Are you fucking crazy?

00:26:35.460 He was insurrecting what?

00:26:36.660 Yeah.

00:26:37.060 Yeah.

00:26:38.200 And then also we have some evidence, I guess, for people that were talking about like the

00:26:43.660 evidence that they used to say he did an insurrection.

00:26:46.380 Yeah.

00:26:46.660 In the decision, the judges have to write a decision when they do a ruling like this.

00:26:51.160 So what was the pieces of evidence they had that said, OK, this is Trump doing an insurrection?

00:26:56.000 Yeah.

00:26:56.340 For example, the district court found that at a February 2016 rally, President Trump told his supporters that in the old days, a protester would be carried out on a stretcher and that he would like to punch him in the face.

00:27:08.800 So they're like his bits are the evidence that is insurrection.

00:27:13.600 From 2016 before he got elected in 2016.

00:27:16.160 Exactly.

00:27:16.420 February of 2016.

00:27:17.460 Exactly.

00:27:17.940 He responded to questions about his supporters' violence by saying it was very, very appropriate and we need a little bit more of it.

00:27:25.140 And during the 2020 election cycle, President Trump threatened to deploy the military to Minneapolis to shoot looters amid protests over the police killing of George Floyd.

00:27:35.560 He threatened it.

00:27:36.380 He didn't actually do it.

00:27:37.640 And that that was the insurrection.

00:27:38.920 But he thought about it for a second.

00:27:40.780 So that's why he's off the ballot now.

00:27:42.800 So Colorado is a joke.

00:27:44.880 Their decision is obviously not going to stand.

00:27:47.660 California right now is attempting to do a similar thing.

00:27:50.300 But, you know, Trump's a threat to democracy.

00:27:52.840 Yeah.

00:27:53.220 And then Cernovich had a tweet that kind of summed up the judicial system we're living in entirely.

00:27:57.880 Yeah.

00:27:58.420 The activist judges who kind of take broad interpretations and base it off of, you know, some quote from 2016.

00:28:05.100 California voted to end illegal immigrants' handouts, Prop 187.

00:28:10.260 Judges overruled it.

00:28:11.480 Same with gay marriage, Prop 8.

00:28:13.620 We haven't been anything close to a democracy or a republic for decades.

00:28:17.480 We live under judicial supremacy.

00:28:20.040 So all these stupid judges, they all get stuffed in the court and they start doing dumb, dumb shit.

00:28:24.400 And remember when Trump did the travel ban, I think, for COVID or something?

00:28:29.900 He did something and it's like, oh, some judge in Hawaii stops it immediately.

00:28:34.000 It's like that's kind of what America is becoming.

00:28:36.620 Random judges and then it like buys them six months to fight a court case.

00:28:40.840 And then on top of that, Trump got disqualified from other stuff too.

00:28:44.860 Can you read this headline?

00:28:45.820 Trump disqualified from receiving Kohl's cash rewards earned, court says.

00:28:50.580 He already earned them.

00:28:51.980 How can you take someone's Kohl's cash away?

00:28:53.600 That's disgusting.

00:28:54.580 You shouldn't even be able to see their name.

00:28:55.920 It should just be like numbers or a code that it goes with someone's name, but it should be masked.

00:29:01.040 We used to be a proper country.

00:29:02.200 Yeah, but don't get too down because cannolis.

00:29:05.840 You have cannolis at Christmas?

00:29:07.020 Not me.

00:29:07.280 I'm not Italian.

00:29:08.020 No, we have cannolis.

00:29:09.200 And like those Italian cookies that aren't even that good, but you eat them every year.

00:29:12.140 Very nice.

00:29:12.840 Tradition.

00:29:13.260 All right.

00:29:13.900 Next, last page of housekeeping.

00:29:15.840 We are coming into the fun stuff.

00:29:17.620 As you guys know, we are big believers in henchman maxing.

00:29:22.060 We'll show a guy who did some henchman maxing this week.

00:29:25.120 He's on our short list.

00:29:27.200 There he is.

00:29:28.160 We may have even shown him already.

00:29:29.820 Yeah.

00:29:30.080 But that's henchman maxing.

00:29:32.200 Yep.

00:29:32.940 That's a proper henchman.

00:29:34.440 That's a proper henchman is right.

00:29:36.420 And if you guys are paying attention to the show, you know that we are shooting a special

00:29:43.020 bonus land Christmas segment that involves henchman maxing from me and Richard Ratboy.

00:29:48.800 Yep.

00:29:49.040 And here's a picture from the shoot.

00:29:50.920 Little preview.

00:29:51.660 There's us in our outfits.

00:29:52.940 Ratboy's got his cap on and the fingertips, fingertipless gloves.

00:29:57.260 Two different types of henchmen.

00:29:58.360 I got a fat suit on.

00:30:00.020 So we shot a Christmas special.

00:30:01.900 It's in bonus land.

00:30:02.860 So make sure you guys sign up.

00:30:04.640 And also you can give the gift of bonus land.

00:30:07.200 That is still available.

00:30:08.420 Fleckustalks.com.

00:30:09.580 You can give a Christmas gift of a bonus land membership for an entire year, four hours

00:30:14.800 a month of exclusive content.

00:30:16.420 Perfect for the Fleckus podcast watcher in your life.

00:30:20.000 It's better than pretty much any other gift.

00:30:21.860 And you can write it off.

00:30:23.360 No, you can't.

00:30:25.160 2023, end of the year.

00:30:26.680 At the end of the year, you write everything.

00:30:27.460 You can't just write it off.

00:30:28.280 You don't understand writing things off.

00:30:30.380 At the end of the year, you write everything off.

00:30:31.880 No.

00:30:32.440 No.

00:30:32.700 You start spending on whatever you want and then you write it all off at the end of

00:30:35.300 the year.

00:30:36.680 So yeah, henchman maxed Christmas special.

00:30:39.640 I mentioned all that, right?

00:30:40.960 Yeah.

00:30:41.220 All right.

00:30:41.460 Let's move on.

00:30:42.080 Good news and bad news.

00:30:42.920 What do you want first?

00:30:44.140 Good.

00:30:44.860 All right.

00:30:45.220 Look how this guy uses bear mace.

00:30:49.440 This really surprised me.

00:30:51.900 There's a bear downwind of him.

00:30:58.080 And he sends it.

00:30:59.780 You think bear mace, you have to be up close and you shoot the bear in the face with it.

00:31:03.200 Yeah.

00:31:03.680 If they're downwind from you, you just send a little pocket of bear mace all the way down

00:31:09.120 to him.

00:31:09.420 I think that's how you're supposed to use it.

00:31:10.660 Yeah.

00:31:10.960 That's nice.

00:31:11.860 I have never seen that using the wind, but did you know bear mace is actually less potent

00:31:18.040 than human mace?

00:31:20.320 So you're actually using like a weaker batch with the bear mace.

00:31:23.320 Ah, that's good to know.

00:31:24.120 Because they have such sensitive noses and shit.

00:31:26.560 All right.

00:31:26.920 So now we have bad news because you said good news first.

00:31:29.020 Okay.

00:31:29.400 The bad news is the LGBTs got to Frosty the Snowman.

00:31:32.740 No.

00:31:33.340 Yeah.

00:31:35.960 Look at this.

00:31:41.860 Disgusting.

00:31:44.580 Someone fucks the snowman.

00:31:47.420 Showing his ass like that.

00:31:49.020 Disgusting.

00:31:49.540 Have some integrity.

00:31:50.480 You can't just make a normal toy.

00:31:51.900 Yeah.

00:31:52.420 You have to jiggle its ass.

00:31:53.980 Sick.

00:31:54.320 Fuck is wrong with people.

00:31:55.480 All right.

00:31:55.720 But because it's Christmas, we have extra good news.

00:31:59.120 Maybe.

00:32:00.160 The odds book is officially open for Caitlyn Jenner transitioning back to Bruce Jenner.

00:32:05.980 Yeah.

00:32:06.640 Here's a picture.

00:32:07.420 Caitlyn Dunn gave up and Bruce is making a comeback.

00:32:09.540 We can't confirm it yet, but that does look like he's going back to Bruce.

00:32:14.080 I don't know, man.

00:32:15.240 I think it's like nature wins at the end.

00:32:18.720 It's a constant fight to be Caitlyn.

00:32:20.880 Yeah.

00:32:21.200 You know what I'm saying?

00:32:22.420 You're aging.

00:32:23.140 You're getting old.

00:32:23.760 You're like, ah, I woke up this morning.

00:32:24.960 My back hurts by this.

00:32:26.360 I used to be an athlete.

00:32:27.540 And it's like, am I going to put on the makeup every day?

00:32:30.180 Am I going to do this every day?

00:32:31.320 My nail broke.

00:32:32.300 It's like, let's just wait till they all fall off.

00:32:34.180 Let's just file them all down.

00:32:35.540 Nature wins in the end, guys.

00:32:37.200 It's a constant battle.

00:32:37.920 And then also maybe he's got over his gender dysphoria and he's just feeling a little better.

00:32:42.220 Maybe he's eating a better diet and not getting, you know, impacted by all the disrupted endocrines.

00:32:49.280 Yeah.

00:32:49.600 Plastic.

00:32:50.160 Yeah.

00:32:50.300 His endocrines aren't getting disrupted as much.

00:32:52.520 We'll see.

00:32:53.140 We'll keep an eye on that.

00:32:54.820 Options are open for that.

00:32:56.440 Chris Pine.

00:32:57.620 Oh.

00:32:59.040 Bruce Jenner.

00:32:59.960 Down.

00:33:00.680 Yeah.

00:33:00.940 Last piece of housekeeping.

00:33:03.660 There was a Secret Santa.

00:33:05.880 Can you describe what the group is?

00:33:07.880 Yeah.

00:33:08.520 Secret Santa.

00:33:09.480 We call it the Rat Chat.

00:33:10.620 It happens on Instagram.

00:33:11.800 It's two Richard Ratboy subscribers on Instagram.

00:33:14.460 We did a Secret Santa this year and I just wanted to highlight some of the things.

00:33:18.200 This guy got a Richard Ratboy JD bought for Michelle.

00:33:23.760 He got her an RRB voodoo doll.

00:33:26.380 Look at that.

00:33:26.860 Very cool.

00:33:27.440 I don't really endorse Funko Pops, but this one is me, so I do.

00:33:31.680 And then look at this one.

00:33:33.120 This is from Melanie.

00:33:34.140 Look at all this wrapping paper and stuff.

00:33:36.140 So the team went all out.

00:33:37.900 The Rat Chat's popping.

00:33:39.440 Thank you, guys.

00:33:40.420 Show watchers, bonus landers.

00:33:41.960 We really appreciate it.

00:33:43.320 We love people who love the show.

00:33:45.100 Yeah.

00:33:45.540 All right.

00:33:46.020 Let's move on to Cringe of the Week.

00:33:50.280 All right.

00:33:53.100 Our first page of Cringe.

00:33:55.080 Our first clip is the new Netflix show, The Cocoa Chameleon, which used to be Cocoa Melon.

00:34:00.120 Cocoa Melon.

00:34:00.960 Yeah.

00:34:01.160 You keep saying Cocoa Chameleon.

00:34:03.100 I thought it was that Cocoa Chameleon show, Redone.

00:34:07.300 I don't know.

00:34:07.820 Maybe.

00:34:08.280 Remember Cocoa Chameleon with the frog and the black guy?

00:34:11.120 No.

00:34:11.360 The whole family?

00:34:12.020 No.

00:34:12.320 I never watched that shit.

00:34:13.320 All right.

00:34:13.620 Well, I assumed it was the same show, Redone, with homosexuals.

00:34:18.060 Okay.

00:34:18.600 So it's not.

00:34:19.620 So maybe some of my points won't make sense.

00:34:21.820 Okay.

00:34:22.180 But let's let it rip.

00:34:23.280 That we know about you.

00:34:26.380 You love to get up and dance.

00:34:29.460 How about you break out those moves for your two biggest fans?

00:34:39.080 All right.

00:34:40.860 So these two gay guys put the kid in the dress.

00:34:44.020 Two twinks acquired a baby, made him dance in a dress, which actually is accurate.

00:34:50.420 Yeah.

00:34:50.740 That's what two twink guys would do.

00:34:52.260 Exactly.

00:34:52.500 They'd put the son in a dress and they'd let it go crazy.

00:34:54.680 Yeah.

00:34:55.100 So I guess I took a break from like fucking and sucking each other to hang out with the

00:34:58.220 kid that they acquired.

00:34:59.400 Yeah.

00:35:00.040 And also the white gay guy is an RRB type.

00:35:03.900 Yeah.

00:35:04.100 If we were still doing doppels, we would have cooked you on that one.

00:35:07.500 Which sucks.

00:35:08.300 You know, they misused my phenotype.

00:35:10.400 Um, and you know, the one thing I will say, and I think this is targeted at like two to

00:35:15.760 three year olds.

00:35:16.540 This is like zombie shit for little babies.

00:35:19.180 It's like babysitting if you're cooking dinner.

00:35:21.960 And so they're trying to confuse the kids as much as possible, which is nothing new for

00:35:25.400 Netflix.

00:35:25.740 But this kind of show, two guys acquiring, two buddies acquire a baby and they start dressing

00:35:32.440 them up.

00:35:33.160 That's okay for a TV show.

00:35:34.920 Yeah.

00:35:35.080 Charlie Sheen did a show like that.

00:35:36.480 Yeah.

00:35:37.260 Basically.

00:35:38.080 But the show should be law and order SVU.

00:35:40.580 Oh yeah.

00:35:41.060 You know, two gay guys there, Ice Cube or whoever it is, two gay guys acquired a baby.

00:35:46.680 What happened next?

00:35:47.820 Probably what you think.

00:35:48.920 They call it play in house.

00:35:50.520 Yeah.

00:35:51.280 Disgusting.

00:35:52.000 You know?

00:35:52.180 Yeah.

00:35:52.540 Yeah.

00:35:53.080 So, I mean, another Netflix thing, I don't know, man, you got to watch, you basically

00:35:59.100 can't just assume your kids are getting a good lesson anymore.

00:36:03.100 You can't be like, okay, I'll put this on.

00:36:04.980 You have to like vet it, which takes away the whole point of like trusting a TV program

00:36:08.660 with your kids.

00:36:09.360 Because then you put your kid in front of the TV and say, okay, watch a couple episodes.

00:36:12.800 I have to go do an hour of work.

00:36:14.560 Yeah.

00:36:14.780 But now you have to watch stupid kid shows to make sure they're not doing homosexuality.

00:36:19.660 And so here's the thing.

00:36:20.600 Here's my tip.

00:36:21.540 Just go to 1998, you know?

00:36:23.600 Yeah.

00:36:23.960 Just go straight to 1998 and be like, hey, you want Power Rangers today?

00:36:27.780 You don't need to be up to date on Cocomelon.

00:36:29.600 Your kid doesn't have to discuss the mindless TV he's consuming with his peer group or anything.

00:36:35.260 That's a good point.

00:36:35.820 Throw on Hey Arnold, you know?

00:36:37.340 Yeah, rocket power.

00:36:38.280 Exactly.

00:36:38.640 Go back to 1998 and you're clean.

00:36:41.720 That's a good idea.

00:36:42.920 All right.

00:36:44.340 Well, making jokes about Netflix and how they remake everything to make it gay because I

00:36:48.460 thought it was Cocoa Chameleon.

00:36:51.260 Netflix is also going to be remaking Frosty the Snowman.

00:36:54.460 Oh.

00:36:54.840 And here's what it looks like.

00:36:57.080 Dark.

00:36:57.780 Chocolate Frosty.

00:36:58.880 Yep.

00:36:59.560 Not good.

00:37:00.180 That's a meme, I assume, right?

00:37:01.600 That's the meme, yeah.

00:37:03.080 Thank you.

00:37:03.320 Chocolate Frosty I made up.

00:37:04.540 Okay, good.

00:37:05.300 Nice.

00:37:05.700 You're working hard.

00:37:06.300 Yeah.

00:37:07.320 Let's move on to the trans pedo rapist.

00:37:09.860 Okay.

00:37:10.460 That's standard.

00:37:12.160 Yeah.

00:37:12.460 Yeah, so this, I guess we'll let this LGBT, I label it LGBTQ sex criminal.

00:37:18.480 So I had a little more nuance, but you know, he already spoiled it.

00:37:21.940 Philadelphia transgender activist identified as Kendall Stevens is now charged with sexually

00:37:27.840 assaulting two children under the age of 13.

00:37:31.160 Yeah, Gray and Shari, disturbing details.

00:37:32.920 Kendall Stevens was arrested today for the rape of a minor.

00:37:35.820 Her sources confirmed that she is the same Stevens who is a prominent LGBTQ activist in the city.

00:37:43.820 Wow.

00:37:44.300 So two kids, fully raped, a prominent LGBTQ activist, trans person, and this is someone who has been

00:37:53.700 elevated, right?

00:37:54.660 So Kendall Stevens, 37, had recently been working in a leadership position at a children's home for

00:38:01.680 vulnerable youth, which is like a classic predator situation, you know, like, oh, I'll just get around

00:38:07.820 the kids and then.

00:38:08.820 And it's kids that are already susceptible and are vulnerable because they've already had some issues

00:38:13.320 in their life.

00:38:13.900 They're either foster kids or they've been abused.

00:38:16.880 Absolutely.

00:38:17.300 And this is all like textbook pedophile stuff.

00:38:20.400 Stevens also allegedly gave the 14-year-old gifts to keep him quiet after raping him.

00:38:25.600 He also allegedly told one of the victims that he would be locked up if he told anyone about

00:38:29.420 the abuse.

00:38:30.520 And also beginning in 2022, he worked for the district attorney's office, LGBTQ advisory board

00:38:36.680 and the Philadelphia police department's LGBTQIA plus liaison committee.

00:38:41.900 So this is like a highly decorated LGBTQ, like, rep.

00:38:46.760 You know what I'm saying?

00:38:47.280 He's high up at every level.

00:38:49.260 And so back in the day, it used to be like, okay, some guy is, oh, he's an account executive

00:38:55.260 at the bank and he's on this board of trustees and he's on this and he volunteers with kids.

00:39:00.300 And oh my God, we never would have expected that guy to do it, you know?

00:39:04.400 But today it's like the guy dressed up like a woman, pretended to be a woman the whole time.

00:39:09.300 Yeah, the cross-dressing guy who's cutting off pieces of his body.

00:39:12.740 We never could have seen this coming.

00:39:14.420 How could we have known?

00:39:15.580 And obviously I don't think this disgusting man cut off pieces of his body.

00:39:20.600 He was still raping people.

00:39:21.880 So that's a good point.

00:39:23.220 Disgusting, real victims here.

00:39:25.880 And, you know, that glaring red flag that society and Democrats tell you to ignore, that

00:39:31.620 glaring red flag that we say, hey, stay the fuck away from my children.

00:39:35.660 Apparently ignoring that has some pitfalls.

00:39:37.840 Yeah, exactly.

00:39:38.860 Really disgusting and like victims who got victimized who didn't need to.

00:39:43.280 These are mentally sound people though, the trans community.

00:39:46.240 They're so mentally sound that because they're running out of their pills in Italy, they're

00:39:51.580 boiling plastic bags and eating it.

00:39:53.860 Can you read that?

00:39:54.360 Yeah, it says transgender people in Italy are cooking plastic bags to extract their estrogen

00:39:59.780 chemicals as their HRT pills run out.

00:40:03.200 So it's just like boiling on the stovetop plastic and then you drink the chemicals that

00:40:08.820 it produces because plastic is estrogenogenic.

00:40:14.440 Yeah, it disrupts your endocrine.

00:40:15.880 Yeah.

00:40:16.240 So that's right.

00:40:17.640 Again, I don't know.

00:40:18.700 So that's what very normal people.

00:40:20.380 There was also a transphobe, a trans stabber or it's a person who says they should stab

00:40:25.840 transphobes.

00:40:26.900 Yeah.

00:40:27.200 Who's trans?

00:40:27.600 Not to be like overly dramatic or anything.

00:40:31.020 Can we just start stabbing transphobes at this point?

00:40:33.880 Like we have such a big problem of transphobic people being fucking idiots and not getting

00:40:38.000 their shit kicked in.

00:40:39.000 Can we just start kicking their shit in?

00:40:41.080 It would be so much easier for everyone.

00:40:43.940 The entire world would be so much better if we could just stab a transphobe.

00:40:47.600 Transphobe.

00:40:48.700 I think he's talking to us.

00:40:50.040 Pretty much.

00:40:51.180 And this is the thing we've discussed too, where they revert back to their factory settings

00:40:55.420 when they're really angry or reach a boiling point, which is this man's desire to fight

00:41:00.860 and go to war.

00:41:02.060 Yeah.

00:41:02.340 The masculine urge to go to war against your enemies.

00:41:04.980 Yeah, exactly.

00:41:06.140 And you know, we've had that trans shooter in Nashville.

00:41:09.760 We had the trans almost shooter in Colorado who we covered on the show who-

00:41:15.180 Was punching holes in the wall.

00:41:16.220 Nina.

00:41:16.420 Punching holes in the wall.

00:41:17.780 It was Lily.

00:41:18.440 Lily.

00:41:18.720 Lily.

00:41:19.620 And so thankfully that one got nipped in the bud.

00:41:22.400 So hopefully the FBI sees this video and they take a break from arresting grandmas who

00:41:27.140 walked around on January 6th and pay a visit to the transphobic threatening stabber's house.

00:41:33.180 Yeah.

00:41:33.580 Well, unfortunately, they're probably communicating to them through their brain, through MKUltra shit,

00:41:39.800 through the SSRIs.

00:41:40.880 Smart.

00:41:41.440 Yeah.

00:41:41.660 So it's like, hey, tell them to calm down.

00:41:44.260 They already have a line to them is what you're saying.

00:41:46.280 Direct line of communication and it's not being used for anything good.

00:41:49.640 There was this thing.

00:41:50.680 I didn't see this because it was a late ad.

00:41:52.300 So you're kind of in charge of this story.

00:41:54.760 Well, you know, we thought we'd round out.

00:41:56.640 There's the trans rapist, the trans threatening to stab.

00:41:59.700 And then there's an alternate trans person here from the UK.

00:42:04.020 A trans identified male has appeared in court after being accused of dumping soiled adult

00:42:09.640 diapers outside a nursery and rubbing feces on the baby bottles.

00:42:14.800 Abby Taylor was referred to as a woman in some media reports.

00:42:18.540 Abby.

00:42:18.680 So, you know, just playing around in shit, pretending you're a baby.

00:42:21.900 That's healthy, normal stuff.

00:42:24.240 And here's something I want to read just from the article.

00:42:27.380 At the time of the incidents, Taylor was under a criminal behavior order imposed by Nottinghamshire's

00:42:32.960 magistrate's court, prohibiting him from being within 10 meters of a nursery without reasonable

00:42:38.060 excuse, suggesting he had been caught conducting similar activity in the past.

00:42:43.180 Reasonable excuse.

00:42:44.060 I'm here to wipe the shit on their bottles.

00:42:46.180 So he's a repeat offender on this.

00:42:49.120 And the media is still treating him as if this guy's this guy into baby shit is a woman.

00:42:55.400 Yeah.

00:42:56.420 Well, but we're extremist or something.

00:42:58.360 I don't know.

00:42:58.720 I don't know.

00:42:59.660 We yeah, we need to get.

00:43:00.840 Yeah, we need to get stabbed because we're catching on to this shit.

00:43:05.240 We're calling out the trans poop diaper rapist play shit.

00:43:08.440 Yeah, but we need we're transphobic.

00:43:10.680 Yeah.

00:43:10.820 All right.

00:43:11.280 Next page of cringe.

00:43:12.220 This is my favorite part of cringe and my favorite part of the whole episode.

00:43:15.400 This section of the show is dedicated to people who had a destiny in their DNAs, but got LGBT

00:43:21.780 sidetracked.

00:43:22.780 But the DNA is still trying to do what it's meant to do.

00:43:26.680 Yeah.

00:43:27.380 It's kind of way to describe it.

00:43:28.520 Kind of.

00:43:28.980 I've been calling it twink globalism.

00:43:31.120 They got sucked into twink globalism instead of reaching their destiny, which is based on

00:43:35.580 their phenotype, based on thousands of years of history and really.

00:43:38.620 Physiomy.

00:43:38.860 Yeah.

00:43:39.300 Yeah.

00:43:39.460 A relationship with the land.

00:43:41.380 Yeah.

00:43:41.580 All that type of stuff.

00:43:42.660 And I put this together with Nina, who is a bonus land watcher.

00:43:46.660 Her and all of her sisters watch the show.

00:43:48.380 But Margo watches the least.

00:43:50.120 Oh, I check in.

00:43:51.220 I check in.

00:43:51.900 I go, who's watching the least?

00:43:53.040 And she said, Margo.

00:43:54.140 Hmm.

00:43:55.300 So she's not even going to see this.

00:43:56.680 All right.

00:43:57.240 But Nina watches the most.

00:43:58.600 All right.

00:43:59.020 The first guy, the hairdresser.

00:44:00.480 So we can't play the music, but he's got some gay music on it.

00:44:06.220 He's a hairdresser.

00:44:07.540 He's got puffed up lips.

00:44:08.780 You know what this guy's up to on one look, right?

00:44:10.860 He's doing the curls.

00:44:12.240 He loves it.

00:44:13.220 So he has the physiognomy of an Italian Renaissance painter.

00:44:18.500 This guy should be painting frescoes and eating olives and painting on the side of a church,

00:44:23.720 right?

00:44:24.040 Yeah.

00:44:24.340 Or like the whole thing.

00:44:25.460 He should be doing, what's it called?

00:44:27.480 Sistine Chapel?

00:44:28.140 Yeah.

00:44:29.340 He's a Renaissance painter and is deep in his bones.

00:44:32.040 He's Italian.

00:44:32.740 Look at him.

00:44:33.380 But instead, his canvas is his own face and he's doing makeup and puffing his lips up

00:44:39.580 and curling his hair like some twink.

00:44:40.900 He fell into the perils of twink globalism.

00:44:43.680 So the LGBTs derailed his DNA.

00:44:46.700 All right.

00:44:47.140 This next guy who's doing makeup stuff.

00:44:49.460 Guys, my kids pick my makeup.

00:44:51.460 So let's see if they did a good fucking job.

00:44:54.400 He lets his kids pick his makeup.

00:44:56.100 Here he is.

00:44:56.760 So this guy, he should have been a Silk Road merchant.

00:45:01.380 He should be traveling with a camel and spices and everything in Persia.

00:45:05.920 Yeah.

00:45:06.400 And instead, he's doing makeup with his kids in America.

00:45:09.240 He got disconnected from his purpose, disconnected from his land.

00:45:12.820 His gender.

00:45:13.780 And he fell into twink globalism.

00:45:15.780 Yeah.

00:45:16.180 Because the chemicals in the water turned him gay.

00:45:18.980 So this next guy is pretty obvious.

00:45:22.180 Pretty obvious where he's, what region he's coming from.

00:45:24.960 And he's doing TikToks of twink Irish shit.

00:45:27.900 This guy should be deep in the bogs of Ireland with a herd of sheep.

00:45:32.180 Yeah.

00:45:32.420 And he should be eating shepherd's pie covered in wool.

00:45:35.140 But instead, he fell to twink globalism.

00:45:38.120 And he still knows, oh, there's something about my heritage.

00:45:40.480 I need to.

00:45:40.940 I need potatoes.

00:45:42.280 I need potatoes.

00:45:43.200 I wear the leprechaun outfit.

00:45:44.420 Like, there's something.

00:45:45.180 I know there's something.

00:45:46.520 But he got derailed.

00:45:48.480 His DNA and his destiny got derailed by the LGBT globalist agenda.

00:45:52.600 It's very sad, to be honest.

00:45:53.980 Yeah.

00:45:54.480 And then this last one, probably can't play the music, unfortunately.

00:45:57.320 But it's this fat gay guy.

00:46:00.300 And doing an outfit check.

00:46:01.520 And this guy would have been destined to host a fat racist podcast with his buddies.

00:46:05.880 Yeah.

00:46:06.620 He should have a Richard Ratboy of his own.

00:46:08.420 But instead, he's doing outfit checks on Instagram.

00:46:11.060 He's doing twink shit.

00:46:12.500 Twink globalism is derailing a lot of young men.

00:46:15.920 And it's partially their fault.

00:46:18.100 It's partially society's fault.

00:46:19.720 But, you know, that old stock of man from each of these regions, it's thinning out.

00:46:25.720 And more and more are becoming these weird makeup guys.

00:46:28.660 Yeah.

00:46:29.260 So it's ugly.

00:46:29.920 It's really not good.

00:46:30.720 All right.

00:46:31.680 Last page of, well, second to last page of Cringe.

00:46:34.540 We did an extra page of Cringe and then one less page of Urban.

00:46:37.620 Urban's very light.

00:46:38.760 Yeah.

00:46:39.000 Because it's Christmas.

00:46:40.300 Yeah.

00:46:40.520 And we can't get too down.

00:46:41.400 And we can't get too down and too depressed.

00:46:42.980 All right.

00:46:43.460 Teacher with the outfit.

00:46:45.000 This is a controversial one because I think you and I have different opinions on this.

00:46:48.960 I just didn't think this was that bad.

00:46:51.180 All right.

00:46:51.860 Let's see.

00:46:52.780 This is a teacher.

00:46:53.520 Teacher outfit of the day.

00:46:55.180 I love my outfit today.

00:46:57.140 I'm obsessed with these pants.

00:46:58.400 They're Abercrombie.

00:46:59.180 They're the pleather pants.

00:47:01.240 They just have the best fit.

00:47:03.420 I've had them for three years and I just always find myself reaching for them.

00:47:07.140 This is a cashmere sweater from Popsat.

00:47:08.820 We get it.

00:47:10.000 So she's wearing tight leather ass pants.

00:47:12.420 And maybe I'm a stiff and I'm a prude or I'm too conservative or whatever.

00:47:17.380 But I think that that's a little much.

00:47:19.700 Kids already don't know math or how to read or whatever.

00:47:22.860 And I know it's different and better, I guess, than the LGBT teachers with purple hair teaching everyone to be lesbian.

00:47:29.980 But this, I think, is distracting.

00:47:32.520 I think this shows that she is, like, really seeking attention for her looks.

00:47:39.040 Obviously, she's putting this on TikTok, so she's clearly seeking attention for her looks.

00:47:42.520 And if you're seeking attention for your looks and you're a second grade teacher, it's kind of like a – it butts heads with your job.

00:47:51.900 Like, what you want to do with your TikTok and the likes and whatever and showing everyone your leather pants ass, it kind of goes against what it would mean to be a second grade teacher.

00:48:02.320 Okay.

00:48:02.740 That's fair.

00:48:03.420 I mean, it's like seeking sexual validation.

00:48:05.380 Yeah.

00:48:05.800 I get it.

00:48:06.340 And I agree.

00:48:07.000 I just didn't think it was that bad.

00:48:08.660 You know, she's trying to get the attention of the football coach or something.

00:48:11.660 I don't know.

00:48:12.300 But –

00:48:12.860 Yeah.

00:48:13.080 You know, I agree with you.

00:48:14.480 I'm just saying I figured we could have used a worse example than some tight pants, you know?

00:48:18.800 Yeah.

00:48:19.220 But the whole point is she's clearly seeking sexual validation because of TikTok and the outfit.

00:48:24.660 And then the outfit is being worn to her job, which is a second grade teacher.

00:48:29.140 So she was working at Walmart and was like, here's my ass.

00:48:32.100 It's like, okay, a little different.

00:48:34.420 But I guess what you said is true.

00:48:36.480 Maybe – let us know in the comments.

00:48:37.900 Am I being too hard on her?

00:48:40.140 I don't think we should crucify her, but, you know, she's wearing the leather ass pants.

00:48:43.340 Yeah.

00:48:43.480 Well, I mean, hey, I wear the same stuff to work every day.

00:48:46.420 Yeah.

00:48:46.840 And it helps not distract the audience.

00:48:49.040 Yeah.

00:48:49.620 People don't have to think too much about what you're up to.

00:48:51.960 They know.

00:48:52.500 It's the same outfit every day, just a different undershirt.

00:48:54.560 Yeah.

00:48:54.800 And sometimes I wear the same undershirt.

00:48:56.580 Sometimes he would just keep swearing it day after day.

00:48:58.560 He doesn't even do the laundry.

00:48:59.780 And you go –

00:49:00.260 Smells like shit.

00:49:00.780 You smell like shit.

00:49:01.460 When was the last time you showered?

00:49:02.480 And it's like, damn, I really don't remember.

00:49:05.060 Yeah.

00:49:05.200 All right.

00:49:05.740 Moving on.

00:49:06.380 Our next clip.

00:49:07.140 This is an old clip.

00:49:08.220 I think it went viral like months ago.

00:49:10.180 A year ago, pretty much.

00:49:11.180 But it's the same idea.

00:49:12.700 It's like girls getting attention and seeking attention for their outfits.

00:49:16.260 And then in this case, she gets mad that people notice.

00:49:19.160 He gets caught on camera being a pervert.

00:49:21.460 And when I stand up for myself, he threatens to call the police and revoke my membership.

00:49:27.400 She calls the guy a pervert.

00:49:35.480 Guy's checking her out.

00:49:36.720 Looks at her ass.

00:49:39.380 Other guy turns and he goes, oh, damn.

00:49:41.160 Do you need something?

00:49:42.100 Do you need something?

00:49:44.280 Do you need something?

00:49:46.380 No.

00:49:47.220 Do you need something?

00:49:48.800 Do you need something?

00:49:50.380 No.

00:49:51.180 Okay.

00:49:51.780 I thought so.

00:49:52.380 So she's clearly attention-seeking.

00:50:00.040 A little bit.

00:50:00.660 At every level.

00:50:01.440 She's filming this for social media.

00:50:03.080 So she has a social media parasite.

00:50:04.820 She's wearing underwear in public.

00:50:06.440 So she's seeking male attention, has that parasite.

00:50:08.760 And she's inappropriately standing up for herself.

00:50:11.280 So she's got the feminist parasite.

00:50:12.880 And here's what I'm saying.

00:50:15.520 If this is like her experience, right?

00:50:18.600 Yeah.

00:50:18.860 So after doing this, she called the guy a pervert.

00:50:21.920 So she's basically saying, oh, they're-

00:50:23.160 For looking.

00:50:23.780 For looking.

00:50:24.380 For looking at a fat gym ass.

00:50:26.420 After she takes her shirt off and is basically wearing her underwear in the gym.

00:50:29.740 Yeah.

00:50:30.440 So she says he's a bad guy, right?

00:50:32.380 Okay.

00:50:32.800 So let's paint a picture here.

00:50:35.000 If your conclusion is there's bad guys out there based on your immediate experience,

00:50:40.820 and then your action plan is to wear your underwear and undress at the gym in a world

00:50:46.040 where you know there are bad guys, aren't you kind of being retarded?

00:50:49.160 Isn't that kind of a conflicting thing to do?

00:50:51.320 Yeah.

00:50:51.620 Oh, there's bad guys.

00:50:52.480 I better cover up because there's bad guys out there.

00:50:54.540 I better wear my underwear at the gym right now.

00:50:56.000 And I don't even think there are bad guys.

00:50:57.040 I don't think that guy's a bad guy.

00:50:58.400 No.

00:50:58.540 I think that's completely fair game.

00:50:59.600 If you wear your underwear to the gym, people are going to go like this and look at you,

00:51:03.180 and that's why you're wearing it.

00:51:04.880 So just a little annoying to me how it all plays out.

00:51:08.640 Oh, and it's like dream world versus reality.

00:51:10.940 Okay, you got your juicy ass out in the gym in your underwear.

00:51:14.740 Yeah.

00:51:15.240 And you're like, what, upset that guys look?

00:51:17.480 I think that's kind of human nature, right?

00:51:19.260 Yeah.

00:51:19.820 So you can either be upset that guys look and not wear the stuff,

00:51:25.280 or you can wear the stuff and deal with reality, right?

00:51:27.980 Exactly.

00:51:28.380 And also, she's not even confident in the outfit.

00:51:31.140 Like the way she's taking her shirt off, she's like kind of uncomfortable the whole time.

00:51:35.760 And the way she's even standing with her legs, it's like, this was a stretch outfit for her

00:51:40.700 where she's like, oh, I'm just going to wear it.

00:51:42.180 Yeah, yeah, I'll be confident.

00:51:43.160 And then you're in the gym kind of going like this.

00:51:45.080 Confronting someone because they looked over at you.

00:51:47.180 Why don't you just not wear your underwear to the gym?

00:51:48.780 All right, last piece of cringe, the little person wrestling.

00:51:52.700 Yeah.

00:51:53.740 Had to wrestle a little person.

00:51:55.400 To wrestle a little person.

00:51:57.180 He's seen it on map three.

00:52:02.540 Damn.

00:52:03.540 Tossed him.

00:52:09.380 Brutal.

00:52:10.520 It's ugly.

00:52:11.100 And we fast forward to the end.

00:52:18.200 The guy gets pinned.

00:52:18.980 He gets instantly pinned.

00:52:20.060 He gets thrashed.

00:52:21.040 Yeah.

00:52:21.220 What are your thoughts on this?

00:52:22.520 What would you do in that situation?

00:52:24.260 I'd pin him.

00:52:25.400 Yeah?

00:52:25.780 You show up and pin him.

00:52:26.980 Yeah.

00:52:27.280 I'd pin a girl.

00:52:28.340 I'd pin a midget.

00:52:29.760 It seems like in high school these days, everything's, they're trying to throw as many things as they

00:52:33.820 can at high school athletes.

00:52:35.220 They don't let the kids play anymore.

00:52:37.160 You've got to go against a guy who's a girl.

00:52:38.800 You've got to go against a midget.

00:52:40.200 It's like, let the kids just plug in with the fucking sports.

00:52:42.060 Where's my equal?

00:52:43.180 Where's someone who's like me?

00:52:44.480 Let me wrestle him.

00:52:45.220 It seems like they're doing everything they can to throw you off and have you, what?

00:52:49.460 Do I do it?

00:52:50.340 I would tell my coach.

00:52:52.260 I think this might have happened when I was a little kid.

00:52:54.160 I would tell my coach, like, hey, I really don't want to wrestle the girl or the little

00:52:58.300 guy.

00:52:58.760 I had a moment in like seventh or eighth grade football where we played against a girl.

00:53:02.920 And the ref came over to talk to my coach and he goes, hey guys, just so you know, there's

00:53:08.520 a girl on the other team.

00:53:09.640 And it was like this fat nose tackle girl.

00:53:12.760 And the ref came over and told our coach that.

00:53:16.340 And then our coach immediately turned to us, old school Italian guy with missing finger.

00:53:21.200 And he goes, hey guys, there's a girl on the team.

00:53:23.900 We don't take anything off.

00:53:25.840 We keep going as hard as we can.

00:53:27.860 If she wants to play, she's got to play our kind of ball.

00:53:30.500 And we dug her out.

00:53:31.620 We blew her up.

00:53:32.780 Must have put up 40 points that whole game.

00:53:35.040 Wow.

00:53:35.360 But yeah.

00:53:36.080 Something similar happened to me in eighth grade.

00:53:38.620 I might have told this story like in bonus land like two years ago.

00:53:42.120 Okay.

00:53:42.400 A long time ago.

00:53:44.060 But I was, I did like a wrestling camp and we had like this end of summer wrestling tournament.

00:53:48.820 And it was like a whole statewide tournament.

00:53:50.960 And I was going up against a guy who I think had down syndrome.

00:53:56.260 Ooh.

00:53:56.900 But he was gigantic.

00:53:58.360 They're stocky.

00:53:59.100 They bench a lot.

00:53:59.920 And he was huge.

00:54:00.820 He was like, and I was probably like five, nine, like 200 and something.

00:54:05.000 Five, nine, 300?

00:54:05.960 I was big.

00:54:06.680 I was big.

00:54:07.120 But he, but he was probably like six, two, two 40.

00:54:11.880 Oh.

00:54:12.360 Like a big, big down syndrome guy.

00:54:14.940 And my friends were watching and they were so far away in the stands that they couldn't see he was down syndrome.

00:54:20.960 So then I wrestled them like all the way across, like far away.

00:54:24.100 And I just immediately grabbed him, threw him, like did a head and an arm, whatever, toss and pinned him.

00:54:29.280 Yeah.

00:54:29.660 And he got a bloody nose.

00:54:31.320 And he had to be escorted off the mat.

00:54:33.440 So then all my friends ran over and were like, you just beat that guy.

00:54:36.700 That was crazy.

00:54:37.580 And I never told anyone that he had down syndrome because he got brought off the mat immediately with his hand over his face, covering the bloody nose.

00:54:44.680 Wow.

00:54:44.980 And I immediately was just like, yeah, that was great.

00:54:48.360 I didn't say, you know, he had something wrong with him.

00:54:50.420 So I guess this is kind of a universal experience.

00:54:52.540 Everybody has one super memorable encounter against a girl or a down syndrome person or a midget.

00:54:58.280 I don't know why this was a cringe.

00:54:59.740 And you got to just kind of win.

00:55:01.360 Do it.

00:55:02.200 Yeah.

00:55:02.420 This is a coming of age story actually now.

00:55:04.320 But the one thing that's not coming of age is a girl having to fight against a guy.

00:55:08.700 And that's the only thing that I'll say.

00:55:10.280 It's a coming of age story and you have your face.

00:55:12.560 It's an ugly choice, but you're faced with the choice.

00:55:15.200 You're going against a down syndrome person or a midget.

00:55:17.660 But do you beat him or do you lose to a down syndrome person or a midget?

00:55:21.840 And you got to win.

00:55:22.620 The only thing worse than having to do it is getting pinned by a midget.

00:55:25.340 You got to win.

00:55:26.000 So you got to just grit your teeth that day.

00:55:28.480 That is the end of cringe of the week.

00:55:29.660 Don't get too down or depressed.

00:55:30.940 We're moving on to urban decay.

00:55:32.780 It's a very light urban decay.

00:55:34.820 Our first clip is there's homeless people having sex on the street in L.A.

00:55:37.440 If only these people had a house.

00:55:40.060 Yeah.

00:55:41.640 We have to almost like blur it.

00:55:43.180 Yeah.

00:55:43.620 I don't even know.

00:55:44.720 And the cops will say, there's nothing we can do.

00:55:47.060 It's like, you're just not?

00:55:48.460 It's happening right here.

00:55:50.260 I wonder, like, you know how cops have that attitude in certain cities, like blue cities,

00:55:53.820 there's nothing we can do?

00:55:55.000 So it's like, could you look away while someone else does something about it?

00:56:00.640 Yeah.

00:56:01.140 It's like, if you guys are like, oh, my hands are tied.

00:56:03.200 I can't arrest anybody.

00:56:04.680 Well, then when someone comes in and beats up the looter, why don't you just go like

00:56:07.860 that and go, ah, I didn't see it.

00:56:09.960 And let that be your way of like justice without justice.

00:56:14.220 Yeah.

00:56:14.620 My issue is that it's, there are, there is something we can do.

00:56:18.860 There are laws on the book.

00:56:20.240 Yeah.

00:56:20.480 You definitely can't fuck on the ground like that.

00:56:22.220 You definitely can't fuck on Hollywood Boulevard, right?

00:56:24.560 That's like in the laws of Hollywood, right?

00:56:26.480 Somewhere, right?

00:56:27.260 I wanted to edit this with, Fleck has always watched his La La Land.

00:56:30.720 He loves La La Land.

00:56:31.820 He loves Gosling.

00:56:32.620 He bought a signed poster of La La Land, right?

00:56:35.040 It's a great soundtrack.

00:56:36.400 And I always joke with him.

00:56:38.100 I always go, it's La La Land.

00:56:39.740 And I like do stupid dances.

00:56:41.180 I wanted to put some La La Land dances in front of this.

00:56:43.720 Like anyone can make it in Hollywood.

00:56:47.120 The streets are paved with gold here.

00:56:48.900 This is what dreams are made of.

00:56:50.340 Hobos fucking in a used.

00:56:52.080 Gay hobos.

00:56:53.100 Yeah.

00:56:53.380 Is that gay?

00:56:54.000 Oh, those are two guys.

00:56:55.360 Classic.

00:56:56.000 Yeah.

00:56:56.320 Can't be just do this in the Senate hearing room.

00:56:58.000 I know.

00:56:58.360 Like anyone else.

00:56:59.180 Have some decency.

00:56:59.940 All right.

00:57:00.820 Let's go to the next place.

00:57:03.100 $250K worth of goods stolen from Chanel.

00:57:06.420 This is a Chanel store.

00:57:08.680 Six-man heist.

00:57:10.200 They went in quick.

00:57:11.420 That smoke you're seeing is from a fire extinguisher that they used.

00:57:15.740 And so the interesting part about this, I mean, this is the standard AOC.

00:57:20.280 They're stealing for bread.

00:57:21.340 They're stealing to support their family.

00:57:22.620 But it's all high-end designer handbags, right?

00:57:25.600 But the main piece I want to talk about here is that there was a security guard.

00:57:30.460 He did have a gun, and he ended up firing the gun at them.

00:57:36.060 At one point, it missed.

00:57:37.440 It didn't hit anybody.

00:57:39.200 And this is in Washington, D.C.

00:57:41.400 And the police department is investigating whether he was right to use the weapon or not.

00:57:45.940 So they're mad at the security guard.

00:57:47.620 They're mad at the security guard, like always, guys.

00:57:50.020 Not for stealing a quarter million dollars worth of stuff.

00:57:52.320 And this is, remember we talked about last week how we don't enforce the laws we have,

00:57:55.940 and then we ask for someone to do something, and that ends up being overreach,

00:57:59.240 which limits our rights in the long term?

00:58:00.840 Yeah.

00:58:01.400 This type of thing is the same thing.

00:58:03.140 And then the next step is going to be, well, we need to get rid of brick-and-mortar stores.

00:58:06.640 We need to just shop online.

00:58:08.440 We don't even need in-person shopping anymore.

00:58:10.340 And it's just like one more way to get us more in the pod, less out in society.

00:58:15.800 So yeah, that's crazy.

00:58:17.520 Last clip is the people stealing, white people stealing.

00:58:20.660 Yeah, this is white people at Marshalls.

00:58:22.480 We show it all.

00:58:23.960 We show it all, man.

00:58:24.880 These are white street rats, too.

00:58:26.780 And I will say, you know how we always-

00:58:30.100 They're a little more polite with the stealing, at least.

00:58:31.620 They're not rushing out.

00:58:32.780 They just walk out.

00:58:34.120 No one's ruining anything or running people over.

00:58:36.540 We just take the stuff nicely.

00:58:38.060 Take notes, other thieves.

00:58:40.660 And the one thing I will say about this is, you know how I always say we need corporal punishment?

00:58:48.640 These people don't need to go to jail.

00:58:49.920 They just need to get the shit beat out of them.

00:58:53.060 I am steady.

00:58:54.580 That goes beyond race.

00:58:56.240 If you're a thief like this, stealing a full shopping cart of stuff, just let some big security guard who's got Popeye forearms go like this to you a couple times.

00:59:05.160 Black or white.

00:59:06.180 Asian, Hispanic.

00:59:07.880 That's what we need to do.

00:59:08.800 Immediate physical pain punishment for these types.

00:59:11.940 You don't have to go to a cell.

00:59:13.880 Taxpayers aren't paying for you to be in a cell.

00:59:15.740 And if you come back, the beating gets a little harder.

00:59:18.720 So it's a good idea.

00:59:20.060 Same principles, whether white, black, brown, yellow, whatever.

00:59:23.540 I'm an equal opportunity corporal punishment guy.

00:59:26.440 Yeah.

00:59:26.980 I ran the laundry right before this show, and my sweatshirt is wet.

00:59:31.660 It's been damp the whole time.

00:59:33.680 I do it for you guys.

00:59:35.840 Smart.

00:59:36.360 I make an exception.

00:59:37.720 I put it in the wash real quick.

00:59:39.320 I didn't do the timing right.

00:59:40.500 It felt kind of warm when I took it out.

00:59:41.900 But now, I am realizing that it is a fully damp, entirely sweatshirt.

00:59:48.020 Did it ruin the show?

00:59:49.400 Nah, well, I don't know.

00:59:51.680 I'm not feeling comfortable.

00:59:52.780 Okay.

00:59:53.740 All right.

00:59:54.340 Uplifting gold.

00:59:55.980 Don't get too down.

00:59:56.780 Don't get too depressed.

00:59:57.880 First clip, let's do the Gail Lewis clip.

01:00:00.200 I'm kind of done with Gail Lewis.

01:00:01.620 Can I be honest?

01:00:02.320 I'm done with Gail Lewis, too.

01:00:03.680 But I like to see a meme reiterate itself in multiple ways.

01:00:09.260 And reach its pinnacle, almost?

01:00:10.740 Yeah.

01:00:12.580 Attention, Walmart.

01:00:14.500 This is Gail Lewis, 10-year associate, Morris, Illinois, 844.

01:00:20.580 Signing out.

01:00:21.820 Good night.

01:00:31.160 That's nice.

01:00:32.440 And that's the last we'll ever talk about Gail Lewis.

01:00:35.020 That's the last Gail Lewis we'll ever do.

01:00:37.520 Let's go to the squirrel video.

01:00:39.340 I don't know if this is even uplifting or not.

01:00:41.880 This squirrel thinks this woman is his baby, I think.

01:00:45.100 Come on.

01:00:47.300 Because the squirrel's trying to take her to the nest.

01:00:49.360 All right.

01:00:50.420 Let's go.

01:00:52.380 See how he's dragging her to the nest?

01:00:54.060 Come in the nest?

01:00:55.160 There's only two reasons to take somebody to the nest like this.

01:00:58.080 What are they?

01:00:59.180 Is it your baby or you want to make a baby?

01:01:01.040 Come in the nest.

01:01:01.540 Come on.

01:01:05.760 Okay, here.

01:01:06.500 Look, I'll come up the ladder.

01:01:08.000 I'll come up the ladder.

01:01:09.100 All right, keep going.

01:01:09.580 Keep going.

01:01:10.040 It gets good.

01:01:10.920 You go up.

01:01:12.060 You go up.

01:01:12.800 Mommy will go up.

01:01:14.560 I'm coming.

01:01:15.760 I'm coming.

01:01:16.360 She says, Mommy will go up.

01:01:17.680 This is what he's up to.

01:01:25.520 He's got a little hut.

01:01:27.380 That's like what they live in in Africa.

01:01:29.120 Yeah.

01:01:29.360 A little mud hut.

01:01:31.720 He's a baby.

01:01:33.860 Come here, honey.

01:01:34.900 I like this.

01:01:35.980 Yeah, it's uplifting.

01:01:38.800 Beautiful nest.

01:01:39.860 That's nice.

01:01:40.800 It's uplifting.

01:01:41.820 Squirrels can be friends with humans.

01:01:42.920 I didn't know that.

01:01:43.500 I thought they were too fast and too twitchy to really become friends with humans.

01:01:46.700 And then when you grab them, they immediately bite you.

01:01:48.960 Yeah.

01:01:49.300 So they kind of have the instinct of like, oh, if I'm touched, I'll bite.

01:01:52.140 And then by the time you overpower that, like, I don't think you do.

01:01:55.660 Yeah.

01:01:56.460 I won't be starting any friendships with squirrels, but that's just me.

01:01:59.220 Of course not.

01:01:59.460 Of course not.

01:01:59.920 Some people we know like them.

01:02:01.480 Yeah.

01:02:02.500 When I took Jerry to the dog boarding facility.

01:02:06.520 We're both going home for Christmas, so Jerry has to go to the.

01:02:09.960 I dropped him off yesterday.

01:02:11.300 I felt very bad.

01:02:13.200 Yeah.

01:02:13.420 Because he got there and immediately knew it was some sort of like veterinarian type

01:02:17.880 of place.

01:02:19.140 He smelled the other dogs.

01:02:20.460 Then some lady tried to put a collar on him and he kind of was like scared and shaking.

01:02:24.780 And then I took him outside to the dog open play area that he goes to every day.

01:02:31.060 And it was just a bunch of dogs and they forced him through the gate and he barely, all the

01:02:35.800 dogs like swarmed him immediately.

01:02:37.260 And he was kind of like scared, but then he immediately pissed in the water.

01:02:41.200 So I think that's good.

01:02:42.280 And I don't know.

01:02:43.160 Yeah.

01:02:43.380 Whatever.

01:02:44.180 He'll like it by the end.

01:02:45.620 Yeah.

01:02:45.940 It's a culture shock, but he'll like it by the end.

01:02:47.920 He's always begging to go to the dog park and shit.

01:02:49.940 Yeah.

01:02:50.460 And I felt bad, but then I realized, remember in Interstellar when that guy goes to space

01:02:54.720 and never really comes back for like 60 years, McConaughey, and then he left on bad terms

01:03:00.160 with his daughter.

01:03:00.900 Yeah.

01:03:01.180 And then he comes back and she's like 89 years old.

01:03:04.360 That was way worse.

01:03:05.720 Yeah.

01:03:06.020 You can drop your dog off at the dog park for a week.

01:03:08.400 Who cares?

01:03:09.240 All right.

01:03:09.600 Smart.

01:03:09.960 All right.

01:03:10.300 Let's move on.

01:03:11.060 Little Kid Math.

01:03:20.900 So far, so good.

01:03:27.900 Don't you like this?

01:03:28.880 I like this guy.

01:03:29.640 He knew that was too sloppy, so he redid it.

01:03:31.560 And he remembers all the numbers.

01:03:46.140 Isn't that great?

01:03:47.360 Yeah.

01:03:47.940 There's kids in high school who can't do this.

01:03:51.200 They probably don't even know what the symbols mean.

01:03:52.720 They're in Baltimore right now.

01:03:54.140 There's whole schools of people who can't do that.

01:03:56.080 And they go, man, this shit's gay.

01:03:57.820 That's lame.

01:03:58.840 Like, they think like that.

01:04:00.100 And you know what?

01:04:00.680 It's so funny because it's like this kid has a sponge brain, right?

01:04:04.520 And at this age, it's like, well, if we shoehorn in this good stuff, he can actually be great.

01:04:09.600 And it's automatic by the time he's an adult and whatever.

01:04:12.060 And then there's the Netflix approach, which is show two gay dads dancing with the sun in a tutu.

01:04:18.960 Let the sponge absorb that.

01:04:21.020 Yeah.

01:04:21.260 Let the sponge absorb the worst shit on earth instead of the actual useful stuff.

01:04:25.260 So shout out to this kid.

01:04:26.520 Yeah, exactly.

01:04:27.140 Let's go to the last clip of the kid waiter.

01:04:30.100 This is at some family restaurant.

01:04:31.600 Thank you, sir.

01:04:38.940 Thank you.

01:04:39.400 Thank you.

01:04:40.000 Thank you, sir.

01:04:41.780 Oh, don't you like that?

01:04:43.600 Wasn't that nice?

01:04:44.560 I love that.

01:04:45.340 That's uplifting gold.

01:04:46.760 As always on Fridays, we're doing our shout outs at the end of the show.

01:04:49.800 We have a happy birthday to Linda on December 24th coming up.

01:04:55.280 Happy birthday.

01:04:57.360 Her and her daughter, Erin, are big show watchers.

01:04:59.900 And they actually just completed a Fluckus Talks the Podcast puzzle.

01:05:04.200 Printed it out themselves.

01:05:05.640 Been busy.

01:05:06.480 Yeah.

01:05:06.940 Busy season.

01:05:07.920 Yeah.

01:05:08.220 Still schizo season.

01:05:09.440 So happy birthday.

01:05:10.700 Making your own puzzles.

01:05:12.000 That's next level.

01:05:13.020 It's a schizo move.

01:05:13.900 That's very nice.

01:05:15.040 Then we're moving on.

01:05:16.000 Ashleen, obviously, we mentioned before, who made us those dolls.

01:05:19.300 Yep.

01:05:19.600 Very cool.

01:05:20.360 Thank you, Ashleen.

01:05:21.120 We love those.

01:05:22.320 A happy anniversary to Ashley and Gabe.

01:05:24.860 Nine years.

01:05:25.900 Big time show watchers.

01:05:26.940 Big time show watchers.

01:05:27.980 Big time bonus landers.

01:05:29.280 Very grateful for them.

01:05:30.700 Happy birthday to Justin Rubio on the 23rd of December.

01:05:35.920 He's an OG show watcher since the spoon days.

01:05:38.560 Thank you, Justin.

01:05:39.260 Happy birthday.

01:05:40.220 Thank you.

01:05:40.700 We have a couple of drywall shout outs here and a paint shout out.

01:05:44.760 Very cool.

01:05:45.840 Love to see it.

01:05:47.320 And a Merry Christmas to Travis from Milana.

01:05:49.900 Thank you guys for watching on separate devices all the time.

01:05:53.540 And that's just a straight up Merry Christmas shout out.

01:05:55.300 That goes to one person.

01:05:56.780 Yeah.

01:05:57.140 Wow.

01:05:57.880 That's actually crazy.

01:05:59.060 How'd they get that done?

01:06:01.720 They just DM me and I go, screenshot, I'll remember.

01:06:04.240 It's actually so funny because sometimes we've talked about this before for shout outs.

01:06:08.480 We'll be opening our DMs and then it's like, if you catch me at the right time, I just have

01:06:13.020 to screenshot it and send it right to the folder.

01:06:14.980 And last but not least, happy birthday to Brooke from Robert, Brooke to the shook is her Instagram.

01:06:22.860 She's a big follower of the show, loves us, sends us all kinds of good stuff.

01:06:27.300 So happy birthday to them.

01:06:29.280 Shout out to everybody.

01:06:30.400 Thank you guys for supporting the show.

01:06:32.040 We're at the end of the show.

01:06:32.980 If you guys are at the end of the show still watching and you want more, there is a bonus

01:06:37.440 land special coming out after Christmas that you're not going to want to miss.

01:06:41.320 And you could always give the gift of bonus land subscriptions for people in your life

01:06:45.260 who love the show.

01:06:46.260 There's no bonus land today because it is Christmas.

01:06:48.460 And I need to pretty much edit all night, overnight until I get on my flight tomorrow.

01:06:54.360 Yep.

01:06:55.060 But we are going to be returned to our normal schedule in January and there is the Christmas

01:06:59.640 special next week.

01:07:00.580 I think our comeback episode is January 5th.

01:07:02.800 Yeah, that Friday.

01:07:03.780 That Friday.

01:07:04.360 So we love you guys.

01:07:06.540 We love doing the show.

01:07:07.760 We hope you love it too.

01:07:09.300 We have a whole nother year coming up, coming into the election.

01:07:12.100 It's going to be great.

01:07:13.260 And we couldn't do it without you and your support.

01:07:15.580 So we love you guys.

01:07:16.640 Thank you for watching.

01:07:17.460 We'll see you at the Christmas special next week.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - December 22, 2023

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