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00:00:15.940 Welcome back to Flack of Socks, a podcast episode 135.

00:00:19.540 Today on the show, we have new proof that we are under the control of demon tech overlords

00:00:25.980 after seeing some New Year's Eve celebrations.

00:00:28.060 Then we tell you why, now more than ever, we need to be a Wooga maxing.

00:00:34.800 And then we're going to tell you why this non-binary barbershop is the last place you'd ever want to get a haircut.

00:00:40.400 And last but not least, a plane crashes in the hood and you won't believe what happens next.

00:00:46.460 Hint, it's not uplifting gold.

00:00:48.700 All this and more.

00:00:49.560 It's Flack of Socks, a podcast episode 135, ranked the best new podcast of all time.

00:00:55.740 Because words are just words until action actually starts.

00:01:00.500 And actions speak louder than words.

00:01:02.700 But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

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00:01:10.920 It's Flack of Socks, a podcast featuring Richard.

00:01:13.480 All right.

00:01:15.740 One for one on the intro as always.

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00:03:27.340 All right, well, first episode back.

00:03:29.120 Happy New Year.

00:03:30.120 Happy New Year.

00:03:32.780 Happy New Year, not Happy New Years, by the way, which I'm sure some of you know.

00:03:37.680 It is New Year's Eve.

00:03:39.660 Happy New Year's Eve would work.

00:03:41.040 Yeah, but a lot of you Muppets are pluralizing New Year.

00:03:45.460 It's one year.

00:03:46.360 Happy New Year's.

00:03:47.540 Are you talking about the last 10?

00:03:49.020 Happy New Year's.

00:03:50.440 You sound like a mutt.

00:03:52.140 Yeah.

00:03:53.320 It's low class.

00:03:54.540 It's low class.

00:03:55.300 Yeah, it's something.

00:03:56.160 And some people might say, oh, that's how I say it.

00:03:58.420 Sorry, I'm not as fancy as you.

00:04:00.160 Class isn't about money.

00:04:01.980 Yeah.

00:04:02.780 If you know it's Happy New Year, not Happy New Years, start saying Happy New Year, and you'll

00:04:07.440 be less low class.

00:04:09.000 Yeah, start it next year.

00:04:10.540 Let's get on to some classy shit.

00:04:12.220 Not next years.

00:04:13.100 Yeah, exactly.

00:04:14.520 But we do have a lot to get to New Year's Eve.

00:04:18.960 There was a lot of clips that we're going to be covering.

00:04:21.220 Not a lot, just basically two.

00:04:23.380 But the main one was everyone's phone being out at this ball drop celebration happening

00:04:28.960 in the background.

00:04:29.560 Everyone's phone is out recording.

00:04:32.360 They're all feeding the phone.

00:04:33.940 Nobody's living in the moment.

00:04:35.220 I'm sure there's some nice old lady in the crowd who actually is.

00:04:37.760 But there actually is one couple right here in front who are kissing and not filming it

00:04:42.360 and not giving the moment to the tech demon that lives inside of our phones.

00:04:47.480 And this is a pretty exclusive place.

00:04:51.220 They're seeing it drop.

00:04:52.120 They're doing it.

00:04:52.700 What does it take to get a spot there?

00:04:54.680 Yeah, well, it probably takes a long time of waiting, which takes us to our next part.

00:05:00.120 So obviously that clip that we just showed is very dystopian.

00:05:03.000 Yeah.

00:05:03.380 That's the word for it.

00:05:04.620 Uh-huh.

00:05:05.520 This next piece is very dystopian as well.

00:05:09.660 If you leave and you have to use the bathroom or even get water, that's the problem.

00:05:15.960 So what do you do with the bathroom?

00:05:18.600 What do you do?

00:05:19.500 I'll show you exactly what you do.

00:05:21.180 Okay.

00:05:22.980 Hold on.

00:05:23.580 Let me see.

00:05:24.160 Let me try and find this here.

00:05:27.320 Okay, now I see.

00:05:27.980 See these pads?

00:05:29.080 Yeah.

00:05:29.820 You have to pee in these pads.

00:05:31.840 It don't matter who you are.

00:05:33.560 See?

00:05:34.780 Let me show you.

00:05:35.980 But if you're a man, what do you do if you're a woman?

00:05:38.400 Say, everybody's equal.

00:05:40.420 Nobody's any different.

00:05:41.680 Oh, you just put it in your underwear?

00:05:43.300 That's exactly what you do.

00:05:44.340 And then you switch and you have like a band?

00:05:46.160 Like a...

00:05:46.960 It stays there.

00:05:48.940 It stays there.

00:05:49.600 This will hold for the whole day?

00:05:51.540 Um, you make it.

00:05:52.520 It will stay for the whole day.

00:05:54.040 Yeah.

00:05:54.900 Okay.

00:05:55.820 So, here's a little peek behind the curtain of what's going on.

00:06:00.100 And he's like enthusiastically telling you, here's the secret.

00:06:02.760 And it's like getting more details.

00:06:04.220 She's filming.

00:06:04.820 You're pissing in your pants to watch the Times Square ball drop.

00:06:08.020 That's what you're up to?

00:06:08.880 Sir, are you pissing your pants right now?

00:06:11.640 Is there piss and shit in everyone's pants here?

00:06:14.400 Yeah.

00:06:14.780 Is that what happens?

00:06:15.580 You put the pee pad in the front and you shit in your pants.

00:06:19.500 You just blow it out.

00:06:20.880 Don't worry, guys.

00:06:22.160 I'm not going...

00:06:22.780 I'm not going to lose my spot to see the thing fall out of the sky at night.

00:06:25.860 Yeah.

00:06:26.560 So, obviously, that's very dystopian.

00:06:28.400 That kind of proves how strong the tech demon is.

00:06:31.040 People will shit and piss themselves in order to feed their phone a video of the ball dropping.

00:06:36.420 Yeah.

00:06:36.820 And not only are they pissing themselves, but they're admitting that they're pissing themselves on camera to the same tech overlords that they're giving the New Year's moment to.

00:06:44.380 Yeah, I'm pissing right now.

00:06:46.860 Filming, I'm pissing.

00:06:48.420 No way I'm going to lose my spot.

00:06:50.840 Yeah.

00:06:51.600 We're all equal here.

00:06:52.780 And it's like, how about you?

00:06:53.960 The two people behind them, are you pissing your pants?

00:06:55.700 They're like, no.

00:06:57.000 He's the only guy doing it.

00:06:58.060 No, I just go to the bathroom at the California Pizza Kitchen and my husband saves my spot.

00:07:04.300 Oh, I didn't know that was an option.

00:07:06.940 Well, New Year's Eve obviously came and went.

00:07:09.140 I didn't do anything.

00:07:10.260 No, I didn't either.

00:07:11.360 I didn't do anything.

00:07:12.140 Nope.

00:07:12.320 It's amateur hour.

00:07:14.060 It's amateur hour.

00:07:15.160 The only thing worse than New Year's Eve is probably St. Patrick's Day.

00:07:19.080 And the only thing worse than St. Patrick's Day is SantaCon in New York where everyone dresses up as a Santa and gets blackout drunk at 8 in the morning on the LIRR.

00:07:27.680 Yeah.

00:07:27.940 And then fights you.

00:07:29.240 Yeah.

00:07:29.480 The ride back from SantaCon on the Long Island Railroad and you're in the Santa suit and it's all messy because it's stained and shit from the bars and then you get your teeth knocked out.

00:07:41.180 Yeah, exactly.

00:07:42.100 Well, New Year's Eve, obviously the ball dropped.

00:07:44.780 That's the big moment.

00:07:45.640 Here's what CNN showed.

00:07:48.900 Here's the countdown.

00:07:49.800 And then here's the first thing they showed, I guess, in the new year, technically.

00:07:54.760 Yep.

00:07:55.120 Here we go.

00:07:55.700 What does CNN want to do?

00:07:59.960 And they cut to two gay guys.

00:08:03.020 An interracial gay couple making out.

00:08:05.700 Doing foreplay.

00:08:06.960 That's fucking par for the course.

00:08:08.980 It's foreplay.

00:08:09.780 You know what comes after that.

00:08:10.520 Oh, yeah.

00:08:11.020 Oh, yeah.

00:08:11.580 I wonder where their hands were.

00:08:12.960 Some disgusting shit comes after that.

00:08:14.640 Yeah.

00:08:15.280 So to wrap it up, clearly the demons who – I'm going to throw a little theory out there.

00:08:22.580 Past civilization, past advanced civilization, the demons got really strong and technologically advanced and then they got wiped out by God, right?

00:08:30.360 Okay.

00:08:30.760 And now over time they've like slowly reinvented themselves and had humans kind of bring them back to reality by creating technology and advancements really quick.

00:08:42.060 And this is what kind of proves it.

00:08:43.480 Here's what five megabytes of data in 1956 looked like.

00:08:47.960 It's like an armoire.

00:08:50.040 Yeah.

00:08:50.380 You need pallets and five guys to move it.

00:08:53.100 And then here's what one terabyte now looks like in 2023.

00:08:56.740 Yep.

00:08:56.920 And a terabyte, that's like 200 times five megabytes maybe.

00:09:00.680 Yeah.

00:09:01.280 Maybe 2,000.

00:09:02.400 1,000 megabytes in a terabyte, I believe.

00:09:04.260 So what happened?

00:09:05.860 All of a sudden we learned how to make the little metal data holder.

00:09:10.100 Will we write it on the metal?

00:09:12.000 Yeah.

00:09:12.320 Hey, I'm understanding you, but I'm not necessarily with you for the demon tech thing, but you know, keep cooking.

00:09:17.800 Yeah.

00:09:18.260 You almost finished?

00:09:19.220 Well, I just kind of, it's weird that we learned how to do that all of a sudden.

00:09:22.800 We write it all down in the metal.

00:09:24.320 Oh, okay.

00:09:25.240 You know?

00:09:25.980 Okay.

00:09:26.400 Same with airplanes.

00:09:27.200 We went from the Wright brothers to Mach 10 pretty quick.

00:09:30.460 Yeah.

00:09:31.020 You think we just figured that out?

00:09:32.840 So what are you?

00:09:34.020 You're casting doubt on human ingenuity and the indomitable human spirit?

00:09:37.360 Yeah.

00:09:37.680 I think everyone who had a major technological advancement had an inside alien guy.

00:09:43.300 Okay.

00:09:43.960 And they had a little meeting and they go, why don't you try this?

00:09:46.100 So you can put a bunch of songs on this little box and call it an iPod.

00:09:49.120 Now, do you think it was a real alien guy or do you think it was reverse engineered from found alien tech?

00:09:55.000 I think it was aliens to the CIA and then the CIA to a guy who's kind of on the, like, is most likely to get there.

00:10:03.680 Okay.

00:10:04.160 Let me stop you right there.

00:10:05.280 How many pages of housekeeping are there?

00:10:07.200 There's a big four or five.

00:10:09.100 Okay.

00:10:09.360 We have to move on.

00:10:10.360 You're absolutely right.

00:10:11.060 All right.

00:10:11.420 Speaking of fake and gay.

00:10:12.900 Okay.

00:10:13.220 NASA just released a new image of the, oh, wow.

00:10:17.920 The moon?

00:10:18.360 Look at that.

00:10:19.120 The moon.

00:10:19.840 Right behind the moon, between the earth and the moon.

00:10:23.720 Wow.

00:10:24.380 Look at that.

00:10:25.140 All right.

00:10:25.380 Get your bits out.

00:10:26.120 What a real photo.

00:10:27.940 Actually, when I went home for the holidays, I kind of had a realization.

00:10:31.880 Took off in the airplane, right?

00:10:33.300 Yeah.

00:10:33.460 Flying up high.

00:10:35.260 Don't you think when you're flying up high, you'd see the earth, like, at, like, 2,000

00:10:40.240 miles an hour?

00:10:41.240 Can I?

00:10:41.860 I just want to skip this.

00:10:43.000 And I was up high, too.

00:10:43.900 Yeah.

00:10:44.340 30,000 feet.

00:10:45.300 Yeah.

00:10:45.660 And then everything just stays the same.

00:10:47.200 Oh, it's so, looks pretty flat and stationary to me.

00:10:51.980 All right.

00:10:52.340 All right.

00:10:52.580 All right.

00:10:53.120 The holidays are over, obviously.

00:10:55.840 So now is the best time to buy your black Santas and your black wheelchair Santas.

00:11:01.000 Yeah.

00:11:01.260 They're on discount.

00:11:01.960 They're on major discount.

00:11:03.980 I think 99% of the black wheelchair Santas sales from Target were either show watchers

00:11:09.740 or bit buys.

00:11:10.660 Yeah.

00:11:10.960 Oh, of course.

00:11:11.560 Bit buys for sure.

00:11:12.620 Because then once you have that as the reality, then Target can go, ooh, a bunch of right wingers

00:11:17.740 are making racial jokes by buying a black, you know, wheelchair.

00:11:21.860 Target's in on it.

00:11:22.820 Target's in on it.

00:11:23.500 But they might think, like, we got to stop this.

00:11:25.520 People are making fun of wheelchair people and black people.

00:11:28.560 We need to get those off the shelf.

00:11:30.060 And then we get them off the shelf and we're almost back to normal.

00:11:32.380 Yeah.

00:11:32.760 So there's something there.

00:11:33.740 All right.

00:11:34.060 Moving on.

00:11:34.720 Page two of housekeeping.

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00:11:44.240 what you want to talk about.

00:11:45.780 Notifications need to be turned on and our PO box needs to be full.

00:11:50.120 There's an address in the description.

00:11:52.020 Send us stuff.

00:11:52.780 I know it's Christmas and you probably send us stuff already.

00:11:54.900 We want more.

00:11:56.100 Yeah.

00:11:56.800 We had a crazy haul.

00:11:58.300 If you didn't see the special.

00:11:59.960 We talked about it, I think.

00:12:01.920 Yeah.

00:12:02.060 We had a crazy haul.

00:12:02.720 We had a crazy haul.

00:12:03.940 And we got more stuff coming.

00:12:05.380 So we're very grateful.

00:12:06.180 The post office lady said, oh, you're treating us like the storage facility.

00:12:09.160 Yeah.

00:12:10.320 So they know us now.

00:12:11.480 And it's like, I don't want them to know us.

00:12:13.300 Start Googling the thing.

00:12:14.840 Look at our thumbnails.

00:12:16.200 Go, oh, hell no.

00:12:17.540 All right.

00:12:18.020 We got to move on.

00:12:20.760 We got to get more serious.

00:12:22.220 We have a lot of important stuff to get to.

00:12:23.700 You know that song, Yankee Doodle Dandy?

00:12:25.900 Yeah.

00:12:26.220 And that song didn't age very well.

00:12:28.340 What do you mean?

00:12:29.640 I'm a Yankee Doodle Dandy.

00:12:31.840 You think anyone wants to be that?

00:12:33.760 You want to be a Yankee Doodle Dandy?

00:12:36.240 No, not really.

00:12:37.100 You're right.

00:12:39.160 All right.

00:12:40.220 Let's get even more serious.

00:12:41.620 Guys, we need to be a Wooga maxing.

00:12:44.660 Yeah.

00:12:45.280 We're still obviously henchmen maxing, as we all know.

00:12:48.840 But we need to be a Wooga maxing as well.

00:12:51.880 Richard, can you please read the literature?

00:12:55.240 Yeah.

00:12:55.940 The manifesto.

00:12:57.200 It says, forget hiding your feelings.

00:12:59.020 In 2024, you need to be a Wooga maxing.

00:13:02.020 You need to be saying, hummina, hummina, hummina.

00:13:03.860 You need to be making your eyes roll like a slot machine and land on hearts.

00:13:07.980 You need to be holding up a small wooden sign that says, yowza.

00:13:11.500 Yeah.

00:13:12.140 And this is the way.

00:13:13.360 Because at least she'll know you're interested.

00:13:15.260 Yeah.

00:13:16.240 She'll have to turn you down, like formally.

00:13:18.120 If you're a Wooga maxing and hummina, hummina, hummina.

00:13:20.520 Yeah.

00:13:21.180 Rolling your tongue back in your mouth.

00:13:23.100 Yeah.

00:13:24.260 Having your heartbeat out of your chest.

00:13:26.020 Yeah.

00:13:26.140 Like, this is what we need to be doing, because at least the girl will know you're interested.

00:13:29.780 Because what the feminists want is everyone to be like a scared twink who's scared to approach people.

00:13:34.300 Yeah.

00:13:34.560 Meeting people on Bumble and shit.

00:13:36.340 And obviously, everyone these days is poisoning themselves, girls-wise, is poisoning themselves with birth control.

00:13:42.860 Yeah.

00:13:43.020 And when you do that, you're attracted to twink types, which is why you have Jason Chalamet.

00:13:47.240 What's his name?

00:13:47.680 Timothy Chalamet.

00:13:48.880 Chalamet.

00:13:49.620 Chimichy Chalamet.

00:13:50.840 Yeah.

00:13:51.020 Well, yeah, it's a tip cup, and all the girls were tipping for Timothy Chalamet.

00:13:56.820 You know you go like this, and Timothy Chalamet, like-

00:13:59.020 He scurries.

00:13:59.820 You could, like, give him, like, a problem.

00:14:01.320 Actually, if you're a Wooga maxing and Timothy Chalamet is there, and then you do that to him, he does the-

00:14:06.440 Like, running in place before he goes.

00:14:09.000 Yeah.

00:14:09.320 That's a great point.

00:14:10.720 So he scurries.

00:14:12.940 Oh, man.

00:14:13.680 That's a great point.

00:14:15.000 But, yeah, seriously, when it comes to dating, obviously, the terrain is a little different than it used to be back in the day.

00:14:20.140 I think our parents' generation was probably a Wooga maxing.

00:14:23.360 Yeah.

00:14:23.740 Even their parents.

00:14:24.880 They would a Wooga max, and then they'd sign up for an 18% mortgage and go, no problem.

00:14:29.320 It was a different time.

00:14:30.600 Yeah.

00:14:30.940 But there was a tweet I saw that kind of summed up, like, how Gen Z's got problems.

00:14:34.380 If we start here and work our way up.

00:14:35.940 Yeah.

00:14:36.520 This guy says, I don't think people understand just how messed up Zoomers were by the culture war.

00:14:41.760 An entire generation reaching the learn-how-to-talk-to-girls stage at the exact same time as Me Too and the campus rape crisis.

00:14:48.420 It's a big part of why younger people aren't dating.

00:14:51.660 And then somebody else quote tweeted that and said, do you think men got their girlfriends and wives pre-Me Too by sexually harassing them?

00:14:58.080 Like, you know, just that's the revisionist history where everyone, everything was unwanted and all that.

00:15:04.400 And then Memetic Sisyphus, our boy, comes in with the hammer.

00:15:07.460 He said, sexual harassment used to mean repeated, unwanted, explicitly sexual comments or content.

00:15:13.100 Me Too expanded this definition to include any unwanted sexual interest.

00:15:17.000 Isn't that a good point?

00:15:18.380 Yeah.

00:15:19.140 It used to mean, like, hey, this guy made a comment.

00:15:21.220 Hey, check out Barb's tits.

00:15:22.560 Like, every day, the office.

00:15:24.860 And Barb works there, and she's the only girl.

00:15:26.740 She's got huge cans.

00:15:28.040 And the guy just talks about it.

00:15:29.460 And he keeps going, hey, when are you going to let me ask you out?

00:15:31.540 And then maybe, like, hey, Barb.

00:15:33.360 Yeah.

00:15:33.680 You know, like, that over and over, that's inappropriate.

00:15:36.740 Of course.

00:15:36.900 But if at first he said, hey, Barb, you're really beautiful.

00:15:39.040 I'd love to take you out.

00:15:40.340 That's not sexual harassment.

00:15:41.920 That's just him asking someone out.

00:15:43.120 And then if you say no, and then he continues and gets inappropriate, that's where the line is crossed.

00:15:48.680 And then another one that kind of happened recently was anybody in a position of power, like anybody who was an employee of someone, it's like you're fired if they catch you.

00:15:58.640 And it's like, you know how many people just married their secretaries?

00:16:01.480 Oh, yeah.

00:16:02.040 Or meet at work.

00:16:02.760 Exactly.

00:16:03.240 And the secretary is like, I want – I love him.

00:16:05.860 Like, I like my boss.

00:16:06.980 I want to get him.

00:16:08.040 Yeah.

00:16:08.280 So people forget how the world works.

00:16:11.480 And that's why we have this feminist here.

00:16:13.360 And we had an asset, but I don't see it here.

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00:16:29.040 Hashtag make a play.

00:16:30.440 But where the girl basically lied her way into getting her boyfriend by pretending she read all his favorite books and did like a three-month plan to get her boyfriend.

00:16:40.240 Yeah.

00:16:40.560 And because she's a little old girl, it doesn't – you know, like –

00:16:43.620 But if a guy did that, it would be like, this guy is a psycho.

00:16:46.300 Yeah.

00:16:46.860 Sexual assault, whatever they want to call it.

00:16:48.740 So, you know, we have a clip here about a feminist type who is now dating a normal guy, and look how it's changing her reality.

00:16:57.340 A guy's guy is usually not my type.

00:16:59.360 Like, I cannot remember the last time that I went on a date with, like, a straight bro's bro, you know what I'm saying?

00:17:05.060 But it befell me.

00:17:06.180 It befell me in an organic fashion.

00:17:08.460 So, I'm on this date with this guy, and the thing about a guy's guy is he's putting his card down.

00:17:14.400 He's paying for everything.

00:17:16.580 And I really just – it sort of activated something feral in me, I'm not going to lie.

00:17:22.320 We went to, like, another bar, and he went – he was going to go to the bathroom.

00:17:25.860 So, I was getting prepared to pay for our drinks because he's been paying all night.

00:17:29.300 Of course, I'm going to pay for the next round.

00:17:31.000 But as he's going to leave for the bathroom, he turns to me and he hands me his credit card.

00:17:36.180 And he goes, here's my card.

00:17:38.080 Get us whatever.

00:17:40.100 She likes it.

00:17:41.180 Yeah.

00:17:41.440 She turned feral.

00:17:42.460 Her own words.

00:17:43.320 She's coming back to normal.

00:17:44.660 Nature is healing.

00:17:45.600 Yeah.

00:17:45.840 All they needed to do is not be surrounded by twinks.

00:17:49.700 I mean, everybody, if given the opportunity – we've said it with the trans people before – they will revert back to factory settings, if given the opportunity.

00:17:58.500 Exactly.

00:17:59.120 So, this is why we need to be awoogamaxing.

00:18:02.220 Let the girls know you're interested.

00:18:03.960 If they're not interested in you, that's okay.

00:18:06.780 They'll pick someone else who hopefully is awoogamaxing as well.

00:18:09.820 Yeah.

00:18:10.240 We all awoogamax.

00:18:11.200 They pick which retard they like the best.

00:18:12.600 Yep.

00:18:13.160 That's what it –

00:18:13.900 Exactly.

00:18:14.420 If everybody awoogas, nobody's a freak.

00:18:17.020 It's like, all right, I've received enough awoogas.

00:18:19.520 This awooga –

00:18:20.200 I'm going with Michael.

00:18:21.420 Yeah.

00:18:22.600 And then there's also another maxing thing we can do, tone maxing, for guys and other guys in a non-gay way.

00:18:30.400 I think the other clip – the other one is the first, and this is the second.

00:18:33.300 So, there's two tweets here.

00:18:35.060 This guy said, started tone matching my Iraqi corner store guy.

00:18:38.580 I walk in.

00:18:39.560 The big boss himself, where have you been hiding?

00:18:41.600 At school, where I missed you so dearly.

00:18:44.440 Habibi, you are my number one guy.

00:18:46.200 I will never betray you.

00:18:47.960 King of my heart and the true big boss.

00:18:50.420 See?

00:18:50.900 That's what the Iraqis like.

00:18:52.240 Yeah.

00:18:52.600 They do.

00:18:53.620 And then he says, I just gave the big boss his Christmas present.

00:18:57.400 He said, how did you know pistachio was my favorite?

00:18:59.640 I said, my friend, you told me once, and how could I forget?

00:19:02.520 He said, you are a good man, bigger than a man, a lion.

00:19:05.220 I said, you deserve the world, and I really meant it.

00:19:08.980 See?

00:19:09.480 That's good tone matching.

00:19:11.480 Yeah.

00:19:11.780 I agree.

00:19:12.360 This is what we got to do with the new year.

00:19:13.960 We have to kind of plan our lives out.

00:19:15.560 Yep.

00:19:16.520 Okay.

00:19:17.040 Moving on.

00:19:17.620 Speaking of Awooga Maxi, Martha Stewart has her tits out.

00:19:20.940 Yeah.

00:19:21.260 She is 82 years young, and she's thirst trapping everybody.

00:19:25.680 She's doing sultry faces with glam makeup.

00:19:28.220 Mm-hmm.

00:19:28.660 Not good.

00:19:29.560 Really not good.

00:19:30.380 And we did a little research before the show, Martha Stewart has a daughter who's too old

00:19:35.740 to be doing this.

00:19:36.660 Yeah.

00:19:36.820 Her daughter was born in like 1965.

00:19:39.200 So, Martha, I mean, it's time to hang up the cleats.

00:19:42.560 Why?

00:19:43.220 Yeah.

00:19:43.720 And then, speaking of Awooga Maxi as well, Leah Thomas got gay married.

00:19:47.020 Yeah.

00:19:47.280 Leah Thomas got gay married.

00:19:49.000 I don't know who put the ring on who.

00:19:50.440 It's all very confusing.

00:19:51.920 Congrats.

00:19:52.900 Leah Thomas has the ring on.

00:19:55.260 I think it's two guys.

00:19:56.520 I think they're both trans, and they do their little fetish shit.

00:19:59.140 So, they're lesbians.

00:20:00.960 Two gay guys.

00:20:01.820 Two guys that are trans, and now we're two girls that are lesbians.

00:20:05.840 Gay guys with extra steps.

00:20:07.120 Yeah.

00:20:07.460 Yeah.

00:20:08.000 Congrats, Leah.

00:20:09.240 Okay.

00:20:09.700 Let's get back into the show.

00:20:10.900 Let's get back into serious stuff.

00:20:12.340 Okay.

00:20:12.800 Because we kind of got a little, we went a little AWOL.

00:20:16.040 Yeah.

00:20:16.540 Awooga Maxing.

00:20:18.320 All right.

00:20:18.940 They turned the earthquake gun back on, and now we have tremors in Japan.

00:20:24.460 Look at these tremors back here.

00:20:25.780 You can see the floor just kind of moving like crazy.

00:20:29.300 It's breathing.

00:20:29.620 It's breathing.

00:20:30.760 It looks sketchy.

00:20:31.960 So, I'm assuming they turned the Antarctica earthquake gun back on, and they're going

00:20:37.320 to blame it on climate change.

00:20:38.580 Smart.

00:20:38.960 Just keep it a heads up.

00:20:40.140 Okay.

00:20:40.580 All right.

00:20:41.060 Moving on.

00:20:41.700 You ever go to Taco Bell, and the lazy workers in the drive-thru say, door dash only?

00:20:46.420 Yeah.

00:20:46.820 No.

00:20:47.220 No.

00:20:47.400 That's actually never happened to me.

00:20:48.720 But it's happened to people.

00:20:50.300 Let's let this clip play.

00:20:51.220 Look how this guy handles this.

00:20:52.580 Okay.

00:20:52.700 So, it says, point of view.

00:20:53.960 Taco Bell workers lying about only taking door dashes, so you lie back and scare them

00:20:58.380 straight.

00:20:58.960 I'm not here for food.

00:21:01.700 My name is Christopher Beatrice.

00:21:03.120 I'm the general manager for all 16 locations in the northeastern region.

00:21:07.960 Get back to fucking work.

00:21:10.120 So, get back to work.

00:21:12.320 If I come back here, everybody on this shit is fired.

00:21:14.560 And it worked.

00:21:19.680 That's pretty good.

00:21:20.780 Yeah.

00:21:21.220 That's how you do it.

00:21:22.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:21:22.880 And you just loop back around and get your Taco Bell.

00:21:24.940 But obviously, we don't eat Taco Bell, especially now.

00:21:28.320 Yeah.

00:21:28.700 Because it's got seed oils in it, and it's poison.

00:21:31.420 And then you eat it, and it ruins your whole life, and you poison yourself.

00:21:34.680 Yeah.

00:21:34.900 What were you saying before about seed oils?

00:21:36.800 You shouldn't look like this or something?

00:21:38.620 Well, we have a meme here.

00:21:42.160 See this lady?

00:21:43.040 This girl who said, Happy New Year.

00:21:45.020 Look what quitting seed oil can do for you.

00:21:46.900 And she used to have a fat face, and now she has a very slender face.

00:21:50.940 So, you quit seed oils, and it changes everything.

00:21:53.160 Guys, I was eating seed oils for a long time.

00:21:55.560 Yeah.

00:21:55.780 I'm not supposed to look like this.

00:21:57.360 Yeah.

00:21:58.060 You're not supposed to end up here.

00:21:59.480 Yeah.

00:21:59.820 This is crazy.

00:22:00.660 What happened?

00:22:01.580 You let it get away from you for a little bit.

00:22:03.600 Because I ordered so much restaurant food, and the restaurants to compete have to lower their

00:22:08.240 costs.

00:22:08.680 And the only way to do that is to replace everything good and natural with, like, seed

00:22:12.640 oils and process poisonous crap.

00:22:14.620 Yeah.

00:22:14.860 So, private equity firms who needed to squeeze out the last dollar they could out of fat fucks

00:22:19.820 like us.

00:22:20.500 Yeah.

00:22:20.940 They've been poisoning us.

00:22:21.960 They've been poisoning us, and look what happened.

00:22:24.620 We have to stop eating seed oils, never eat seed oils again.

00:22:27.640 Neither of us are supposed to look like this.

00:22:29.280 Yeah.

00:22:29.580 Yeah, exactly.

00:22:30.400 Well, then we don't eat seed oils anymore.

00:22:32.340 Yeah.

00:22:33.260 I don't like to talk about it.

00:22:35.100 Okay.

00:22:36.220 All right.

00:22:36.760 Moving on.

00:22:37.500 The Harvard president is gone.

00:22:39.540 Obviously, a W for the MAGA movement.

00:22:42.140 Yeah.

00:22:42.720 Yeah.

00:22:42.920 But they also, the lady on the way out, she blamed racism as the reason she got fired.

00:22:48.320 Can you read that quote?

00:22:49.340 Yeah.

00:22:49.900 My deep sense of connection to Harvard and its people has made it all the more painful to

00:22:53.740 witness the tensions and divisions that have riven our community in recent months, weakening

00:22:58.260 the bonds of trust and reciprocity that should be our sources of strength and support in times

00:23:02.680 of crisis.

00:23:03.980 Amidst all of this, it has been distressing to have doubt cast on my commitments to confronting

00:23:08.520 hate and upholding scholarly rigor, two bedrock values that are fundamental to who I am, and

00:23:13.960 frightening to be subjected to personal attacks and threats fueled by racial animus.

00:23:19.400 Rachel.

00:23:20.200 Racial animus.

00:23:21.300 Rachel animus?

00:23:22.620 Who's Rachel animus?

00:23:24.080 Yeah, I don't know.

00:23:24.640 Racial animus.

00:23:25.900 It's like racial animus is why you got hired.

00:23:29.320 Yeah.

00:23:29.960 They were really focused on racial when they hired you.

00:23:32.640 Yeah.

00:23:32.920 Your abuse and constant complaining about racial animus is why so many people are hiring a

00:23:38.380 black woman.

00:23:39.440 Yeah.

00:23:39.840 Or just a black person in general.

00:23:41.760 Exactly.

00:23:42.380 And then Mark Lamont Hill said the next president of Harvard must be a black woman.

00:23:46.760 And then someone goes, okay, are you good with Candace Owens?

00:23:50.200 And then he goes, this is the problem.

00:23:52.800 Y'all really think black people are interchangeable.

00:23:55.600 But it's like you just said it needs to be any black woman.

00:23:58.460 You thought that.

00:23:59.880 All right.

00:24:00.440 We got to move on.

00:24:01.220 We got to kind of hustle through the rest of housekeeping.

00:24:03.160 Are you cool with that?

00:24:03.840 Well, we have to hustle through housekeeping and you spend time casting doubt on space, you know,

00:24:08.400 flat earth shit, a Wookamaxing, an earthquake gun.

00:24:12.140 So, I mean, I don't know whose fault it is, but okay, we'll hustle through.

00:24:15.360 We have important stuff.

00:24:16.640 All right.

00:24:17.220 You know, jaguars.

00:24:19.060 The animal.

00:24:20.060 You know what that is, right?

00:24:21.040 Yeah.

00:24:21.620 There's a group of people out there who are saying jag wires.

00:24:26.000 I might be in that group.

00:24:27.540 I don't know where this came from.

00:24:28.960 We had jaguars figured out forever.

00:24:31.660 No one ever had an alternative pronunciation.

00:24:33.780 And all of a sudden, I'm hearing jaguars.

00:24:37.500 Oh, the jaguars first down.

00:24:39.460 Oh, this wild jaguar was captured on camera.

00:24:43.060 Yeah.

00:24:43.760 Jaguar.

00:24:44.480 What are you talking about?

00:24:45.560 We're good on that.

00:24:47.240 All right.

00:24:47.480 So, new year, jaguar.

00:24:50.000 It came recently.

00:24:51.180 All right.

00:24:51.440 Also, really quick.

00:24:52.360 We have an update from Daniel Larson.

00:24:54.340 You know Daniel Larson?

00:24:55.840 Yeah, I do.

00:24:56.500 He's a pet of mine.

00:24:57.420 He's a person with an entertaining talent or a PET.

00:25:00.060 He has an update for us.

00:25:01.180 I just made enough money that I can get me a toucan from the pet store so I have somebody

00:25:15.340 to talk to.

00:25:16.640 That's good.

00:25:17.660 That's a problem solver right there.

00:25:19.480 It's looking like a good year for Daniel Larson.

00:25:22.000 Yeah.

00:25:22.460 His year is looking up.

00:25:23.820 All right.

00:25:24.240 Really, really quick also as well.

00:25:26.300 People keep asking about the sandwich of fall.

00:25:28.580 Guys, it's January.

00:25:31.640 Why would you ask that?

00:25:32.620 It's like we're halfway through winter.

00:25:34.260 What are you talking about?

00:25:35.120 Come on.

00:25:35.880 All right.

00:25:36.920 Moving on.

00:25:37.700 Epstein Docs got released.

00:25:39.020 Nothing really new.

00:25:40.240 All the same old names that were already on the flight logs, basically.

00:25:43.580 The same old names.

00:25:44.580 We knew who massaged who.

00:25:46.220 We knew everyone was there.

00:25:47.600 Those special names are withheld.

00:25:49.680 Nothing new.

00:25:50.320 It would be great if some random celebrity just got totally caught, someone you didn't

00:25:55.100 expect.

00:25:55.620 Like, holy shit, Adam Sandler went 48 times?

00:25:58.840 Obviously, I like Adam Sandler, but I wanted to be shocked.

00:26:02.060 Yeah.

00:26:02.380 Me too.

00:26:02.940 Nothing new.

00:26:03.700 Nothing shocking.

00:26:04.920 Seems like a psyop.

00:26:06.280 Fake stuff.

00:26:07.100 Let's get the real info, please.

00:26:08.800 All right.

00:26:09.380 Question of the day.

00:26:10.620 Ding, ding, ding.

00:26:11.340 We have a question of the day.

00:26:12.660 Does anyone not have their bed against a wall?

00:26:16.020 Hmm.

00:26:16.620 And I'm not talking about hammocks.

00:26:18.000 That doesn't count.

00:26:18.560 Um, I don't know anyone.

00:26:20.600 I've never had my bed not against a wall.

00:26:23.060 I'm not willing to try it either, because I feel like if I wake up, I could see someone

00:26:26.760 like standing over me right here, which I obviously don't want to happen.

00:26:30.380 Uh, but if you guys, one of you guys wants to try it, please try it.

00:26:33.820 Move your bed off the wall to the middle of the room and let's see how it goes.

00:26:37.600 I don't think anyone in history has ever tried a bed not on the wall.

00:26:40.840 Yeah.

00:26:41.100 Other than Kings, Cleopatra and shit.

00:26:43.740 In the middle of a room.

00:26:44.720 Yeah.

00:26:45.140 That'd be kind of cool, actually.

00:26:46.800 Um, but I guess the pillows could fall off.

00:26:48.560 That'd be easier off the back.

00:26:49.860 Maybe.

00:26:50.680 Okay.

00:26:51.220 We need to move on.

00:26:52.880 We have more serious news.

00:26:54.060 This is actual news.

00:26:54.940 Crime is going down under Joe Biden, but not for the reason you think.

00:27:00.220 We're back with a reality check on crime in America.

00:27:03.160 There's been a big shift from where crime levels were during the pandemic, but not in

00:27:07.780 the direction you might expect.

00:27:09.520 Here's Monica Alba with the FBI's surprising new report.

00:27:12.600 Despite viral videos of smash and grab robberies in department stores, and scenes of chaotic

00:27:21.600 theft and violence in major U.S. cities, crime for 2023 in almost every category is down.

00:27:30.200 That's according to new data from the FBI that runs counter to popular perception.

00:27:34.800 According to it.

00:27:35.820 Yeah.

00:27:36.220 So crime is down.

00:27:37.580 Yeah.

00:27:37.940 Lovely.

00:27:38.760 And the reason crime is down is because no major cities aren't reporting crime anymore.

00:27:44.280 Many of the largest cities have stopped reporting crime statistics to the FBI.

00:27:48.380 Crime hasn't decreased.

00:27:49.380 They just stopped reporting it.

00:27:51.260 Yeah.

00:27:51.740 So cities nationwide not reporting crime data to the FBI.

00:27:55.560 Can you read this?

00:27:56.560 Yeah.

00:27:56.780 New York City and Los Angeles police departments are among the 40% of law enforcement agencies

00:28:01.000 nationwide not sharing their 2021 crime data with the FBI.

00:28:04.660 Crime is on a lot of people's minds, and it's unfortunate that we don't have good crime

00:28:08.140 data from across the country, said data reporter.

00:28:10.700 Wee-hoo-lee.

00:28:12.900 And also, if you don't arrest a person, you don't have a crime as well, and you know how

00:28:18.880 arrests have been.

00:28:19.680 And so they just kind of redefine the term.

00:28:22.020 That's a good trend we see with the Democrats.

00:28:23.940 And we've talked about this on the show before, but we're in the gaslighting stage, the this

00:28:28.060 is normal stage, where the only people who are going to be able to tell you how good something

00:28:33.100 was are like old timers.

00:28:34.980 Some guy who's 60, who's lived in the same spot in LA his whole life.

00:28:38.360 And it's like, then you hear him give his testimony, and it's like, shut up, old man.

00:28:43.300 The future is now.

00:28:44.580 Like, this is a Latino neighborhood now.

00:28:46.320 And it's just, it seems like we're at the gaslighting stage.

00:28:50.500 Like, does anybody believe that shoplifting is somehow like, in 2023, shoplifting, period,

00:28:56.700 was better off than anywhere in the 90s or anywhere in the early 2000s?

00:29:01.780 Like, no.

00:29:02.360 You'd have to be insane to think that.

00:29:03.380 Well, according to the FBI statistics, it's down.

00:29:05.720 Yeah.

00:29:05.880 It's just like, yeah, you guys just redefined the term.

00:29:08.960 Same with immigration, which we're about to get into.

00:29:10.860 Yeah.

00:29:11.000 But there was a high-trust society thing here, a ski lodge.

00:29:14.000 Yeah.

00:29:14.300 Amazing how you can still walk up to any ski hill and get free skis.

00:29:17.700 They're making a joke that people don't watch the skis at the top of a mountain.

00:29:21.740 So the high-trust society is like a term we use a lot.

00:29:24.380 It's like, obviously, like from a time when people could trust their neighbors and strangers

00:29:29.080 and stuff more than obviously now.

00:29:31.200 And then people are saying high-trust society has become a common dog whistle.

00:29:34.700 Yeah.

00:29:35.480 And then this person, somebody said,

00:29:37.400 I'll take vibrant multiculturalism and nummy foods over a high-trust society anyway.

00:29:43.080 Yeah.

00:29:43.700 That's the average Redditor.

00:29:45.380 Average Redditor.

00:29:46.660 And then with illegal immigration, and it's the same thing,

00:29:49.920 there's a new stat that came out that showed that illegal migrants are outnumbering natural-born citizens' birth.

00:29:57.840 So there's more people arriving here illegally than are being born here by American mothers.

00:30:03.140 Yeah, American birth versus illegal immigrants.

00:30:05.900 And as we've shown before on the podcast there,

00:30:09.200 it's the population who has just showed up for asylum and been let in

00:30:13.720 is higher than the population of a bunch of states.

00:30:16.460 I think it's larger than the city of Chicago, which is 3 million people.

00:30:20.060 Yep.

00:30:20.620 It's ugly.

00:30:21.320 And then the Democrats will say, well, illegal immigration is actually down.

00:30:25.140 Oh, these are just asylum seekers.

00:30:26.840 Yeah.

00:30:27.120 And we changed the definition of asylum to mean pretty much anybody who can get here,

00:30:30.820 you can seek asylum, even if you traveled thousands of miles across tons of other countries,

00:30:35.980 you could have got asylum in.

00:30:38.040 Everyone's an asylum seeker.

00:30:39.140 It's not illegal immigration.

00:30:40.280 So they say that illegal immigration is actually down under Joe Biden.

00:30:43.200 So wordplay, gaslighting, it's the same thing as the crime statistics.

00:30:46.960 Exactly.

00:30:47.160 It's like an Indiana Jones switch.

00:30:48.980 Like, no, illegal immigration is down.

00:30:50.580 What you see at the border, those are asylum people.

00:30:52.700 That girl from Guinea, she's a pilot at Delta now.

00:30:55.020 Yeah.

00:30:55.220 So they gaslight you, then call you racist.

00:30:57.820 We have an AOC clip from a couple months ago, but this is right in line with what we said.

00:31:02.960 So often people want to say, why are you talking about the border crisis?

00:31:06.700 Or why aren't you talking about it in this way?

00:31:09.100 Well, we're talking about it.

00:31:10.720 They just don't like how we're talking about it.

00:31:12.360 Because it's not a border crisis.

00:31:14.020 It's an imperialism crisis.

00:31:15.600 It's a climate crisis.

00:31:16.640 It's a trade crisis.

00:31:17.860 This is not a surge.

00:31:19.880 These are children, and they are not insurgents, and we are not being invaded.

00:31:26.900 So they're not insurgents.

00:31:28.480 We're not being invaded.

00:31:30.160 Here's some Hamas types in Chicago.

00:31:33.420 The gear?

00:31:34.420 These guys?

00:31:34.720 Yeah.

00:31:35.060 That looks like insurgents to me.

00:31:36.820 I don't know where they came from.

00:31:38.320 I don't know what they're up to.

00:31:39.260 Those are children.

00:31:40.360 Probably blocking a highway.

00:31:41.800 Yeah.

00:31:42.500 Those are children.

00:31:43.920 So they're not insurgents.

00:31:46.200 They're all children, even though they're all men, and a lot of them look like that.

00:31:50.260 Yeah.

00:31:50.860 And they don't take any resources either.

00:31:53.020 Oh, we're told.

00:31:54.080 They don't?

00:31:54.940 And then here we also hear that California is offering free health care, or health care,

00:32:00.820 what's it called, for illegals.

00:32:02.500 Yeah.

00:32:03.000 On January 1st, California will become the first state in the nation to offer health insurance

00:32:07.460 to undocumented immigrants.

00:32:09.380 Under the expansion, more than 700,000 people between the ages of 26 and 49 will be eligible

00:32:16.080 for Medi-Cal.

00:32:17.620 CBS 8.

00:32:18.200 That's great.

00:32:18.900 Yeah, good for them.

00:32:20.080 California's got it all figured out and has enough to go around for where you can start

00:32:23.420 giving health insurance to illegals, which will come in handy because a lot of diseases

00:32:29.080 that the first world hasn't seen in hundreds of years are coming across the border, too.

00:32:33.180 Yeah, the tropical disease leishmaniasis, leishmaniasis, I'm butchering that, but has been found in

00:32:40.360 human children in Texas.

00:32:41.880 The disease is spread by a sand fly and most commonly found in Iraq, Somalia, Sudan, and

00:32:47.440 Yemen.

00:32:48.520 The disease is fatal if not treated and can cause black fever and boils on the skin.

00:32:54.040 So, hey, welcome to America.

00:32:56.700 They're sending their best.

00:32:57.800 Rapists, we have a couple rapists in here.

00:32:59.660 Yeah, we'll get to the rapists.

00:33:01.580 They're taking a lot of resources and people will say they're not, but here we have New

00:33:05.480 York City Mayor Eric Adams telling everyone that their quality of life is going to go

00:33:09.780 down because of all the illegals.

00:33:11.780 We're seeing the erosion of the quality of life that we've improved on in such a short

00:33:16.840 period of time of this administration.

00:33:19.920 And we have been impacted.

00:33:21.760 For many months, we were able to keep the visualization of this crisis from hitting our

00:33:28.340 streets.

00:33:28.780 But we have reached a breaking point.

00:33:30.940 We're no longer able to do that because of the volume.

00:33:33.620 So, New York, quality of life going down.

00:33:36.320 Brandon Johnson, the mayor of Chicago, said something similar.

00:33:38.820 I don't think we're going to play it.

00:33:40.020 We're going to play it.

00:33:40.860 These cities are now beleaguered because, and their social services are stretched to

00:33:45.580 the limit.

00:33:46.100 And so, what do you do?

00:33:47.180 Oh, man, I'm some guy who's lived here for 40 years.

00:33:50.560 And all of a sudden, I want to, my eyes aren't working very well.

00:33:53.380 I'll go get something checked out.

00:33:54.760 And then you get in a line and there's like 40 illegals from Venezuela and Somalia and

00:33:58.780 shit.

00:33:59.640 It's just not good.

00:34:01.120 And then if you think we can handle it, it just takes a long time.

00:34:04.100 We can't because we have 3 million people backlogged.

00:34:07.820 Immigration court case backing surpasses.

00:34:11.100 Can you read that?

00:34:12.140 Yeah, sure.

00:34:13.360 Immigration court case backlog surpasses 3 million.

00:34:16.500 New record.

00:34:17.060 So, that's 3 million people who are like waiting to have their first appearance in

00:34:21.180 court.

00:34:21.560 They've already hired hundreds of new judges for this.

00:34:24.440 So, a judge is just all day doing this, like getting your next court date.

00:34:29.040 Yep, yep, yep.

00:34:29.500 It's a stamp.

00:34:30.320 He just keeps stamping it.

00:34:31.660 So, I mean, pretty much every service we have is getting stretched.

00:34:36.660 And people like Nikki Haley are worried about what we call them.

00:34:41.140 Yeah.

00:34:41.800 But let's keep in mind, these people that are wanting to come here, they want to come for a

00:34:46.760 better life, too.

00:34:47.940 They have kids, too.

00:34:49.720 They have a heart, too.

00:34:51.620 So, we don't need to be disrespectful.

00:34:55.300 We don't need to talk about them as criminals.

00:34:58.340 They're not.

00:34:59.060 They're families that want a better life, and they're desperate to get here.

00:35:03.020 They're not criminals.

00:35:04.120 They came here illegally, and it's all men.

00:35:06.160 It's families.

00:35:07.280 Yeah.

00:35:07.600 And then some NGO says, hey, you need to claim asylum.

00:35:10.640 You need to say you fear for your life or something, and then you'll get all the resources

00:35:14.180 you need.

00:35:14.860 And apparently, anything that's below the American standard is a reason to claim asylum.

00:35:21.000 Things aren't that good in Colombia.

00:35:22.940 Like, okay, here you go.

00:35:25.020 Oh, things are bad in Colombia?

00:35:26.800 America's way better.

00:35:27.720 That's crazy.

00:35:28.320 I didn't know that.

00:35:29.160 You're telling me for the first time that America's so much better than everywhere else,

00:35:32.040 and you guys are going to ruin it.

00:35:33.800 Yep.

00:35:34.120 And if you say anything, you're racist.

00:35:36.120 And if you believe we're being replaced, the great replacement theory, that's just a racist

00:35:40.860 right-wing dog whistle when the right-wing says it, but when the Democrats say it, it's

00:35:45.740 on TV.

00:35:46.340 In a couple of presidential cycles, you'll be on election night, you'll be announcing

00:35:51.280 that we're calling the 38 electoral votes of Texas for the Democratic nominee for president.

00:35:56.400 It's changing.

00:35:57.440 It's going to become a purple state and then a blue state because of the demographics, because

00:36:01.620 of the population growth of folks from outside of Texas.

00:36:06.260 Demographics changing and population growth, which nobody ever voted on.

00:36:10.380 You know what I mean?

00:36:10.980 The state of Texas, nobody ever had a, hey, guys, two million illegals?

00:36:15.120 Yes or no?

00:36:16.180 Yeah.

00:36:16.800 There's never been a vote.

00:36:17.900 It's just like this implicit thing that Democrats and NGOs have just kind of like massaged into

00:36:24.140 reality.

00:36:25.380 Yeah.

00:36:25.860 And it's going to change because of the demographics changing and people from outside of Texas

00:36:30.380 going to Texas.

00:36:31.740 And here's the part that I'm confused on too.

00:36:33.980 Like, we keep saying this, we're in the peak of illegal immigration right now, right?

00:36:39.080 We're currently at the top.

00:36:41.640 And they're doing this with media, filming the caravans.

00:36:46.020 People know what's happening.

00:36:47.320 People are tracking the buses, the chartered flights, everything.

00:36:51.460 And Donald Trump won 2016 basically on building a wall and threatening to deport everybody.

00:36:59.460 And now I don't know what they think they're going to be able to do.

00:37:02.820 Like, a lot of the people are just the same voters.

00:37:05.260 And how do they think that's going to work out?

00:37:07.240 So it's a crazy gamble to get them all in before anybody can stop it, apparently, or

00:37:13.040 something.

00:37:13.600 Yeah, exactly.

00:37:14.980 And then also the people they're sending aren't obviously the best.

00:37:18.360 We've got a lot of rapists.

00:37:19.460 There's a couple headlines.

00:37:21.280 This guy in Brooklyn, they called the Bay Ridge Rapist.

00:37:24.240 Yeah, Bay Ridge man.

00:37:25.560 And his name is Mohamed Izzadin, 22, of Bay Ridge.

00:37:28.680 Oh, you know, good old Bay Ridge.

00:37:30.240 Probably in a Billy Joel song.

00:37:31.780 Yeah.

00:37:32.500 And he was raping a woman and he said, oh, it's okay.

00:37:35.460 That's a prostitution place.

00:37:37.040 And I think he robbed it and then raped this woman.

00:37:39.520 Great.

00:37:40.020 So, lovely.

00:37:41.200 There's another guy who is a child rapist.

00:37:43.640 That's this guy.

00:37:44.560 Yeah, this guy horrifically raped someone, got three counts.

00:37:47.900 I don't know where the headline is, but there he is.

00:37:50.200 And then there's, this was in Europe, this interview, but it was with some African migrants

00:37:54.940 talking about how they rape people.

00:37:57.460 Let's go.

00:37:58.360 Some of them, they're not screaming.

00:37:59.840 It's like they wanted to be raped, you see.

00:38:02.760 She also craps you.

00:38:04.360 She's no more crying.

00:38:05.180 She's enjoying it, you know, even though she isn't, but it's like she's enjoying it.

00:38:10.580 Do you think it's right?

00:38:11.280 Do you think it's right to rape?

00:38:13.400 Yeah, it's wrong.

00:38:15.120 Yeah, it's wrong.

00:38:15.920 What about the consequences of what you're doing in terms of how that affects the person

00:38:20.200 that's raped?

00:38:21.000 Yeah, the consequences, we look at that all the time, you know, because it happens, she

00:38:25.060 might scream, you know, people might wake up.

00:38:27.960 A lot of people.

00:38:29.460 I'm not just talking about, I'm talking about the emotional effect, the physical effect it

00:38:33.300 has on the girl.

00:38:33.800 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:38:34.320 I, uh, sometimes we know that, uh, we might rape her and wake up tomorrow with viruses

00:38:41.100 ourselves, like HIV, you know.

00:38:43.660 What about, what about the question of how does the woman you raped feel?

00:38:48.060 They go, oh, it could be bad if we get HIV.

00:38:49.900 They're too dumb to do a hypothetical.

00:38:52.380 They're talking about, like, the sound and, like, the, uh, the immediate result after.

00:38:56.420 Yeah, the consequences.

00:38:57.460 Oh, yeah, she could scream.

00:38:58.720 Yeah.

00:38:59.020 No, no, no, no, no.

00:39:00.140 No, dude.

00:39:00.720 And so that's another part of a broad theme of this show is you have no idea how dumb

00:39:05.100 some people are outside of America and outside of, like, good education systems.

00:39:09.420 They're basically operating, like, a little bit above an animal level.

00:39:13.120 Yeah.

00:39:13.400 And you get confused because, what, he's talking to the guy.

00:39:16.700 He gets it.

00:39:17.380 He's saying words.

00:39:18.440 They're talking.

00:39:19.060 Yeah.

00:39:19.200 But it's, like, he's not thinking at any level beyond, like, immediate result.

00:39:24.700 How would you feel if you had breakfast, if you didn't have breakfast this morning?

00:39:27.720 And he goes, but I did have breakfast.

00:39:29.520 I had breakfast.

00:39:30.100 Yeah.

00:39:30.420 So it's, you don't even realize how dumb these people are.

00:39:33.660 And, uh, if they ask for asylum, they get it.

00:39:36.360 And that's who's coming here.

00:39:37.700 There's a lot of those types here.

00:39:39.300 A lot.

00:39:40.060 And there's an IQ thing that someone tweeted about that summed it all up.

00:39:43.480 Uh, it says people with an IQ below 85 are incapable of theory of mind.

00:39:47.680 They cannot conceptualize someone else's emotions, nor can they conceptualize their own in future

00:39:53.300 hypotheticals, which is basically what we said, uh, what if you had breakfast this morning?

00:39:57.720 Africans on average have an IQ between 70 and 80, depending on the region.

00:40:01.840 We need a lot of those guys here.

00:40:03.820 Yeah.

00:40:04.120 Give me 200,000 and let's dump them in San Antonio.

00:40:06.900 America is so much better than Sudan.

00:40:09.660 Sudan sucks.

00:40:10.560 We got to get these guys here.

00:40:12.100 Yeah.

00:40:12.540 Thanks.

00:40:12.980 There was a meme, um, like about Germany at the bottom.

00:40:16.220 Yeah.

00:40:16.320 Can you read that?

00:40:16.860 That's pretty funny.

00:40:17.820 It said, when you claim that losing world war two would have been terrible because we'd all be

00:40:21.220 speaking German instead of English by now, but you let in millions of immigrants and now the

00:40:25.240 country is speaking Arabic instead, but then the Germans do the exact same thing.

00:40:29.100 So you end up speaking the same language as the Germans anyway.

00:40:32.580 All right, let's move on.

00:40:35.460 Um, our, our military, honestly, sorry.

00:40:38.460 The border, like so much shit happened and it's kind of crazy playing catch up here.

00:40:43.340 But I mean, the border is literally the single most important issue that's happening right

00:40:46.800 now.

00:40:47.180 Yeah.

00:40:47.880 Unfettered illegal immigrants and asylum.

00:40:50.000 So it's like, it has to be a big part of the show.

00:40:51.960 Yep.

00:40:52.340 We'll get to the twinks.

00:40:53.300 We'll get to the twinks soon.

00:40:54.700 We'll get to the urban decay and the crime soon too.

00:40:57.400 And also we were off for like a week and a half.

00:41:01.000 Yeah.

00:41:01.460 This might be a longer episode.

00:41:02.920 Yeah.

00:41:03.180 This might be an extra 10 minutes.

00:41:04.700 Yeah.

00:41:04.940 This episode.

00:41:05.600 Yeah.

00:41:05.820 So we're on our last page of housekeeping.

00:41:08.140 Speaking of Nikki Haley, um, we spoke about her a little bit.

00:41:11.640 This is a quick thing.

00:41:13.100 Nimrata, uh, she renamed her husband.

00:41:16.440 And I don't think anyone knows this.

00:41:17.440 Can you read that?

00:41:18.020 Sorry for all the reading today, Richard.

00:41:19.400 She long housed her husband pretty quick as soon as she met him.

00:41:22.420 Uh, and this is from her book in 2012.

00:41:24.420 It said, you may be wondering how Bill became South Carolina first gentleman, Michael Haley.

00:41:29.720 After we started dating, I looked at him one day and said, what's your name?

00:41:33.300 You know, it's Bill.

00:41:34.280 He said, puzzled.

00:41:35.380 You just don't look like a Bill.

00:41:36.860 What's your whole name?

00:41:38.460 William Michael.

00:41:39.540 From that point on, I started calling him Michael and all my friends did the same.

00:41:43.640 When he transferred to Clemson his sophomore year, my friends became his friends.

00:41:46.480 And before we knew it, he was universally known as Michael.

00:41:50.320 So she just snapped him into a Michael.

00:41:52.920 You're Michael now.

00:41:53.940 Yeah.

00:41:54.220 That's embarrassing.

00:41:55.720 Um, obviously she wants to send us to war, Nikki Haley.

00:41:58.680 Yeah.

00:41:58.920 And it makes you wonder, is our military ready for war?

00:42:02.280 Well, let's take a look at the military, the gay military section.

00:42:05.140 There was a trans person, uh, who's in the military who said this.

00:42:09.460 I believe this is Space Force.

00:42:11.200 Yeah.

00:42:12.020 So inclusion is a national security imperative.

00:42:16.620 We fight today and we are going to fight in the future using brain power.

00:42:23.400 And if that brain, who's going to revolutionize the way we fight in space, we fight in cyber,

00:42:28.760 just happens to be in a trans body, you should want them all serving alongside me.

00:42:34.780 And for your organization.

00:42:36.260 So I kind of sometimes hope that whoever we go to war with will beat us and defeat us and then liberate us from this LGBTQ occupation.

00:42:45.160 Yeah.

00:42:45.640 Hey.

00:42:46.520 Russia, please.

00:42:47.780 Russia.

00:42:48.240 If you can hear us.

00:42:49.220 I'm looking, you know, and everybody who goes, oh, America's a Christian nationalist country or something.

00:42:54.440 It's like, no, we're fucking not.

00:42:56.160 Did you see that?

00:42:57.400 Did you see that?

00:42:57.900 And the only hope for this is, hear me out, this is a conspiracy theory.

00:43:03.820 What if we're so based that in order to meet the requirement of percentage of women in the military,

00:43:10.420 we just have a couple guys making close to the ultimate sacrifice.

00:43:14.400 And it's like, oh, I'll pretend to be a chick.

00:43:16.180 That way we can hit our numbers and still dominate.

00:43:18.800 Yeah.

00:43:19.080 Just a bunch of dudes out there.

00:43:20.840 Fingers crossed on that being the scenario right now.

00:43:23.080 Hopefully that's what's going on.

00:43:24.300 Admiral Levine, send us a message if this is true.

00:43:26.360 So it's like, I got you guys.

00:43:29.080 Yeah.

00:43:29.300 And then the Navy launches a ship named for gay rights leader, Harvey Milk.

00:43:33.220 So just when you thought the Navy couldn't be any more gay, they named a boat after a gay pedophile.

00:43:38.660 Yeah.

00:43:38.980 Didn't he fuck kids or like a 16 year old boyfriend who he threatened to get into trouble if the kid told his parents.

00:43:45.380 Yeah.

00:43:45.760 You used to have to be a Medal of Honor recipient and like shoot down 15 planes over Iwo Jima to get a destroyer named after you.

00:43:54.680 And here we go.

00:43:55.760 Harvey Milk gets it instead.

00:43:57.120 Yeah.

00:43:57.400 Because the gays can't help themselves.

00:43:59.740 Yeah.

00:44:00.280 Which brings us into our next section.

00:44:02.560 Yeah.

00:44:02.940 More gays who can't help themselves.

00:44:05.500 Jill Biden.

00:44:06.540 Jill Biden's press secretary.

00:44:08.300 Yeah.

00:44:08.540 Jill Biden's press secretary, Michael LaRosa, was forced out of White House after he tried to take gay dates to his room on secure floor of hotel where the president was staying during NATO summit in Madrid.

00:44:20.880 And so the gay guy couldn't help himself and he needed to fuck a guy on a business trip and a secure floor in a foreign country.

00:44:30.400 So he downloaded Grindr or whatever.

00:44:32.600 However, he got it.

00:44:33.380 He found some guy who was willing to fuck right away, which is a classic gay man situation.

00:44:38.000 It's easy.

00:44:38.760 He was caught by Secret Service not once, but twice bringing dates to a secure floor.

00:44:43.020 How long were they on the secure floor?

00:44:44.820 And bringing dates.

00:44:46.140 Yeah, dates.

00:44:47.300 Fuck jobs.

00:44:48.520 Like, absolute.

00:44:50.160 So obviously putting the first lady's safety at risk because you're not supposed to bring people who are not fully vetted, right?

00:44:56.820 And then here's a quote from it.

00:44:58.160 There was a long line of chaotic behavior, outbursts, unreliability, unpredictability, and lack of judgment that went into his last six months before his departure, one official said.

00:45:08.800 That sounds about right.

00:45:09.940 And so this is the thing that's blowing my mind is we're getting slow burn.

00:45:14.300 I think this was 18 months ago or something, and now it's just coming out.

00:45:17.600 So we're getting slow burn White House twinks that we didn't even know about.

00:45:21.980 You know, Sam Britton, he got caught luggage twinking it up.

00:45:25.300 Monkey pox guy.

00:45:26.240 Monkey pox guy.

00:45:27.180 There's a few in their face, in your face, but there's also this iceberg where you're only seeing the top.

00:45:32.680 And what's all this underneath, under the water that you can't see?

00:45:35.740 More twinks.

00:45:36.460 Other White House twinks who can't help themselves on a trip to Madrid.

00:45:41.200 They have to be fucking multiple guys.

00:45:43.380 Yeah, exactly.

00:45:44.460 They can't take a night off.

00:45:46.020 Disgusting, real disgusting shit.

00:45:48.180 Yeah.

00:45:48.880 Well, we had this other clip from Christmas of some gay guys who ruined Christmas because they couldn't help themselves either.

00:45:54.520 See how my family likes our Christmas pajama outfit.

00:45:59.680 I can't see.

00:46:03.180 He's forcing his mini twink.

00:46:05.600 Let's go see.

00:46:06.460 Come on in peace.

00:46:08.620 You're broke.

00:46:10.900 That's so funny.

00:46:12.920 You're so safe.

00:46:14.660 You're so cute.

00:46:16.020 I love it.

00:46:20.760 You love it?

00:46:21.880 So the shirts say, I come in peace.

00:46:23.920 And then the little twink is wearing, I'm peace.

00:46:27.440 Nana's never heard a joke like that.

00:46:29.760 And they come down to all the cackling women downstairs.

00:46:32.460 And it's a holiday about the birth of Jesus.

00:46:36.140 Our Lord and Savior.

00:46:37.420 And you ruin it with gay cum jokes.

00:46:40.280 They have to make you visualize gay sex.

00:46:44.500 They can't even get through Christmas without talking about gay sex.

00:46:48.640 Hey, please, Donald Trump.

00:46:51.680 Donald Trump, if you're here, please help me.

00:46:53.540 Please save us, Donald Trump.

00:46:54.760 Please save us, Donald Trump.

00:46:57.220 Yeah.

00:46:57.660 So the governor's off in these gay relationships.

00:47:00.960 Usually the woman is the, you know, hey, let's relax, you know.

00:47:04.180 But two gay guys and then they just spiral and all of a sudden the dog has monkey pox.

00:47:08.200 I don't know.

00:47:08.660 Yeah.

00:47:08.920 So everything's gay.

00:47:10.160 Everything's woke.

00:47:11.320 There was a Vietnam veteran who was running a museum and he had to shut it down.

00:47:17.900 Can you read the headline?

00:47:19.080 Arizona Military Museum closes after Vietnam vet founder, 80, told Tor,

00:47:24.720 eventually they'll replace me with some gay black woman woke Jew

00:47:28.680 and claimed mannequin with hand on its hip represented gay soldiers.

00:47:33.120 Ring is true, my man.

00:47:34.380 I don't know.

00:47:34.920 It sounds like he was spitting.

00:47:36.040 Let him cook.

00:47:36.540 Unfortunately, that's the end of the museum you run.

00:47:40.540 The museum is over.

00:47:41.680 Unfortunately, your funding is cut.

00:47:43.260 But you went out standing tall, I guess.

00:47:45.360 It was a pleasure serving with you.

00:47:48.140 All right.

00:47:48.760 So while our military goes more gay, China continues to rewrite our history on TikTok.

00:47:55.480 This is obviously TikTok's the China app,

00:47:57.520 and they're promoting things that aren't historically sound to a generation

00:48:01.420 that doesn't know anything about history.

00:48:03.480 This year, Twitter was in an uproar because they found out Beethoven was allegedly black.

00:48:08.720 And his pictures were often white-ified through the media.

00:48:11.420 That same rumor is also said to be true about Lincoln.

00:48:13.920 I decided to do my own research.

00:48:15.820 And I found out Lincoln's mom's dad was allegedly Ethiopian.

00:48:20.940 And in a lot of public records, Lincoln was described as coarse-haired with dark skin.

00:48:25.300 And apparently, this is what he actually looked like.

00:48:27.660 It's possible that Lincoln, like Beethoven, had his own.

00:48:30.400 All right, that's enough.

00:48:31.920 And if you go to this girl's page, the next video is, like,

00:48:34.420 how to deal with your moon aligning with the lunar phase.

00:48:37.740 Like, it's all astrology shit.

00:48:39.580 Classic.

00:48:40.340 So, and then meanwhile, a Chinese kid opens TikTok,

00:48:42.860 and he sees a kid who's six years old engineering a dam or something.

00:48:46.780 How to build a bridge that can hold weight.

00:48:49.180 Yeah.

00:48:49.700 And that's what we get.

00:48:50.620 Yep.

00:48:51.140 Well, that is the end of our housekeeping.

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00:49:57.300 Cringe of the Week.

00:49:59.240 All right.

00:50:02.120 First clip is the barber pronouns person.

00:50:05.360 This was my favorite clip from Cringe, I think.

00:50:10.900 Okay.

00:50:11.400 Is it okay if I touch it?

00:50:12.460 Yeah.

00:50:12.840 Okay.

00:50:13.160 Cool.

00:50:13.800 And what are your pronouns?

00:50:15.100 They, them.

00:50:15.880 She, they.

00:50:16.560 I'm glad we exchanged those.

00:50:17.860 Yes.

00:50:18.280 Okay.

00:50:18.560 I'm glad that you came in today to give me the opportunity.

00:50:22.460 Can I touch your hair?

00:50:23.360 You're at the barber.

00:50:24.160 So you're at the, you're in this barber's chair.

00:50:25.800 So what are you here for?

00:50:26.600 It could be anything.

00:50:27.400 Yeah.

00:50:27.720 Are you here for an oil change?

00:50:28.840 Yeah.

00:50:29.220 Well, you want to talk?

00:50:30.280 You want to just talk?

00:50:31.540 Oh, you're here for a haircut.

00:50:32.600 Okay.

00:50:32.820 I could do that.

00:50:33.640 These people make me fucking sick.

00:50:35.260 And they pretend it's like all autism.

00:50:37.480 They use that.

00:50:37.860 It kind of is.

00:50:38.600 It kind of is, right?

00:50:39.580 Like that's, they, they, oh, I can't pick up on any social cues.

00:50:42.880 Like it's implicit.

00:50:43.860 It's implied that when I go to the barber, she's going to touch my hair and we don't

00:50:47.780 have to discuss that.

00:50:49.080 Yeah.

00:50:49.620 It's like, uh, it's the same thing as walking up to someone, shaking their hand and being

00:50:53.280 like, all right, can we talk now?

00:50:55.220 It's like, you already know you're gonna, it's over.

00:50:58.280 We're in the meeting already.

00:50:59.400 We're in the fucking meeting.

00:51:00.740 So they can't do social cues.

00:51:02.460 And I think it's because they had bad parents that gave them iPads that cook their brains.

00:51:06.900 Okay.

00:51:07.240 That's fair.

00:51:07.680 That's a fair thing.

00:51:08.540 And Mimetic Sisyphus had a good theory on this too.

00:51:10.600 Can you give him a read?

00:51:11.520 Yeah.

00:51:11.800 He said so much of the odd behavior in this culture is driven by people unable to understand

00:51:16.080 normal social cues or the paralyzing fear of misreading one.

00:51:19.940 Part of it is the extreme consequences from getting them wrong.

00:51:23.020 Zero room for honest mistakes, litigation, firing, expulsion, global news headlines shunning

00:51:28.080 you.

00:51:28.560 It creates these timid, shaking, fawn-like creatures unsure where to step next.

00:51:32.960 It's a culture created by those who could never learn to slow dance.

00:51:36.900 And I agree.

00:51:37.400 They don't, it's, it's, you have to talk about the most basic human instincts.

00:51:41.520 Because, I don't know, everyone's gay.

00:51:45.360 Everyone's gay and weird and offended and they live in an anxiety culture and they don't

00:51:50.060 have anything to offer or anything they've done themselves to promote or be proud of.

00:51:54.920 So all they can do is be proud of and lean into how un-normal they are and how unable

00:52:01.640 to function in society they are and how much you need to be polite and go like this so

00:52:06.900 they can just have a close to normal experience, which is rare.

00:52:09.860 And I guess like forgiveness or saying no big deal is out the door now.

00:52:14.020 Yeah.

00:52:14.260 You have to like talk about it first.

00:52:16.100 Yeah, exactly.

00:52:17.160 So let's move on to the queer gym girl.

00:52:20.220 Content warning and disclaimer before I show these before and after pictures, I will be

00:52:24.340 mentioning weight loss.

00:52:25.420 So if that is triggering for you, feel free to skip ahead.

00:52:28.240 Skip.

00:52:28.920 Triggering.

00:52:29.780 Don't, don't say weight loss in front of me.

00:52:32.400 Can't.

00:52:32.920 Thank you for the warning.

00:52:33.880 We don't have to watch that.

00:52:34.620 All right, let's put it away.

00:52:35.680 All right, next, this guy's dating a trans person and he's actually masculine and an alpha.

00:52:42.200 Yeah, this guy's an alpha.

00:52:43.180 So take notes, everybody.

00:52:44.940 We're not alphas.

00:52:45.980 I thought he was gay.

00:52:46.920 Yeah.

00:52:48.060 I was just very much confused.

00:52:51.280 I was confused too.

00:52:52.800 Cassidy educated me and said, no, no, no, honey, you're straight.

00:52:56.800 Don't you look at me like a woman?

00:52:58.180 I said, yeah.

00:52:58.720 She's like, so where do you find the word gay?

00:53:00.580 And that's when I realized, yeah, I'm not gay at all.

00:53:03.680 I'm, I'm an alpha male that's attracted to femininity.

00:53:06.640 And that's exactly what I got right here.

00:53:09.300 Oh, you should be at a sandwich shop in Staten Island.

00:53:12.180 Not convincing people.

00:53:13.220 You're not gay on social media, man.

00:53:14.820 Come on.

00:53:15.480 I'm not gay.

00:53:16.740 Cassidy educated me on how her giant head and jaw and literal dick are feminine and small

00:53:21.860 hips.

00:53:22.900 Yeah.

00:53:23.460 Yeah.

00:53:23.660 Oh, Cassidy educated me.

00:53:25.280 That's like, oh yeah.

00:53:26.880 No, no, no.

00:53:27.280 The timeshare salesman.

00:53:28.440 He said it was an investment.

00:53:29.960 Think of it like an investment.

00:53:31.660 Yeah.

00:53:32.060 You know, the, the ketchup salesman, he, he said, get the fries, get them all.

00:53:36.920 Like it's so stupid to me.

00:53:39.120 And this guy believes it.

00:53:40.660 The, the educated me thing.

00:53:42.260 Yeah.

00:53:42.660 Yeah.

00:53:43.100 This is a, exactly the educated.

00:53:45.800 It's as if it's like a, a learned opinion.

00:53:48.600 Yeah.

00:53:48.880 Oh, I got some more information.

00:53:50.020 And it turns out the guy with the dick with the, with the long hair and a dress, it's a

00:53:54.620 girl.

00:53:54.920 Yeah.

00:53:55.380 Him stuck at me.

00:53:56.420 Totally fine.

00:53:57.380 Cause I'm an alpha male.

00:53:58.620 Yeah.

00:53:59.660 So another scout for the devil who convinced someone and trick someone into ending their

00:54:04.320 own bloodline.

00:54:05.460 And another reason why we can't be eating seed oil.

00:54:07.680 Yeah.

00:54:08.340 You have to be vigilant for shit like this.

00:54:10.340 Otherwise Cassidy will educate you.

00:54:12.040 All of a sudden you're sucked into twink mania.

00:54:14.240 Yeah, exactly.

00:54:15.440 All right.

00:54:15.700 Let's go on to the 500 K meant for the nude.

00:54:19.880 Okay.

00:54:20.160 There was a 500 K donation, I believe given to Seattle to build a playground for kids.

00:54:25.400 And then all these gay people are saying that they need to make it a LGBT nude beach.

00:54:31.140 This is a place where people come up and they ask, is it safe here?

00:54:34.720 And we accept it here.

00:54:35.820 And every time I've smiled and said, yes.

00:54:38.840 Denny Blaine is a noted LGBTQ plus safe space.

00:54:42.040 It's been that way for decades.

00:54:43.820 Under Washington law, it's not illegal to be naked in public.

00:54:47.040 However, it becomes illegal if kids are nearby.

00:54:50.140 That's what this playground would do.

00:54:52.280 We want to preserve our spaces.

00:54:53.520 The people who showed up here believe the private anonymous donor who's willing to front $550,000

00:54:58.580 for a playground wants to take that space away from them.

00:55:02.360 They say that it's not an intention to displace queer communities or any specific community.

00:55:07.300 And that may be true on the park side.

00:55:09.200 But I'd love to ask the anonymous donor whether that's true.

00:55:11.980 Yeah, so them not being allowed to be naked in public at a park next to kids is an attack

00:55:19.120 on the LGBTs.

00:55:20.520 It's LGBT erasure.

00:55:22.180 That's how good they have it.

00:55:24.440 That if they're not allowed to be naked in front of kids, it's oppression.

00:55:28.180 Yeah.

00:55:28.660 So thanks for that, Seattle.

00:55:31.100 And a lot of people say, oh, trans people, when it comes to the bathrooms or how they act

00:55:35.480 in public, they're not predators.

00:55:37.480 They're not perverts.

00:55:38.360 They're not trying to get anyone.

00:55:39.420 They just want to use the bathroom or use the public space.

00:55:42.100 But here we have a quick list of just a few in the last year, I believe, of LGBT trans

00:55:48.820 types who are doing creep shit in the bathroom.

00:55:50.940 I'll read a few.

00:55:52.180 Christopher Hambrook lied about being transgender to stay in two women's shelters, raped two

00:55:57.220 women there, one who was deaf and one who had fled domestic abuse.

00:56:00.580 Oh, the domestic abuse girl who's going to a women's shelter?

00:56:04.780 Better luck next time.

00:56:06.000 Yeah.

00:56:06.420 You get raped by a guy.

00:56:07.380 We don't want to erase any trans people.

00:56:08.860 Yeah, we don't want any LGBT erasure.

00:56:10.840 Crazy guy here.

00:56:11.860 Sean Hallett wore a wig and a dress to gain entry to a gas station women's bathroom where

00:56:16.400 he held his phone under a cubicle wall to film women.

00:56:20.360 Jacob Guerrero wore a woman's wig and attached a camera to his shoes to film 12 women and

00:56:25.320 girls as young as eight using the toilet and women's bathrooms.

00:56:29.380 Joel Hardman wore a woman's wig and covered his beard with a mask to spy on women in shopping

00:56:34.880 center toilets and make recordings.

00:56:36.460 Richard Rendler, convicted sex offender, caught wearing a wig and fake breasts to enter a

00:56:41.840 woman's bathroom in a shopping center.

00:56:43.720 The list goes on and on.

00:56:45.000 So the list goes on for a while.

00:56:47.140 That's a what?

00:56:48.060 A four by three grid.

00:56:49.460 So there's at least 12 incidents there.

00:56:51.240 And I know a lot of them went unreported or even undiscovered.

00:56:54.240 Undiscovered.

00:56:55.120 Yeah, that's a great point.

00:56:56.680 And obviously what we see, which is so frustrating, is everyone makes excuses for the trans people.

00:57:02.240 And then on top of that, the media even covers up what they actually are doing and did.

00:57:09.280 So can you read that?

00:57:10.160 Yeah.

00:57:10.400 Well, we talked about it on the last episode.

00:57:12.480 The Philadelphia transgender person, Kendall Stevens, who's just a man, was on the board

00:57:18.820 of all these things and raped two kids.

00:57:21.560 And then Newsweek.

00:57:22.860 Thank you, Newsweek.

00:57:23.740 You're so good.

00:57:24.440 We need you.

00:57:24.980 The media.

00:57:26.260 They said trans activist Kendall Stevens arrest sparks MAGA uproar.

00:57:31.920 And then, you know, I'm led to believe this, the same Norm MacDonald joke.

00:57:38.100 Oh, I think it was the child rapes.

00:57:40.340 You know, it's not, it's not the arrest that sparked a MAGA uproar.

00:57:44.300 It's raping a child while being trans, right?

00:57:46.260 Yeah.

00:57:46.560 Only MAGA people care about that.

00:57:48.280 Yeah.

00:57:48.500 Only MAGA people really are mad about child rapes.

00:57:51.420 Like, what are you talking about, Newsweek?

00:57:53.280 Yeah.

00:57:53.460 So friendly reminder that you don't hate the media enough.

00:57:56.320 Exactly.

00:57:56.920 Let's get out of our trans cringe and into regular cringe.

00:57:59.620 Like I said, this episode's going to be a little longer than usual today.

00:58:03.780 Probably an extra 15 minutes.

00:58:05.400 But that's what happens when we get back from a break.

00:58:07.160 Like I said.

00:58:08.820 Yeah.

00:58:09.600 Like I said.

00:58:10.960 Guy filming himself to do, I don't know what this is.

00:58:16.200 So he can't play the music, but he's got like a Drake song and it goes late night snack.

00:58:20.360 So he showers, gets changed, gets in his car, has a purse.

00:58:24.500 He's filming himself in and out of the elevators, his car.

00:58:27.580 That shot, the drive-thru.

00:58:30.380 He put the phone out of the drive-thru.

00:58:32.500 So you're filming yourself setting and you're setting up the camera like you're the star of a movie,

00:58:37.660 but you're playing video games and eating McDonald's.

00:58:40.260 Yeah.

00:58:41.220 Grown man.

00:58:42.000 Grown man did that shit.

00:58:43.680 Yeah.

00:58:44.340 And you know, you could say the same thing for our henchman video.

00:58:47.960 We were out in McDonald's filming henchman shit.

00:58:50.920 But that was different.

00:58:51.860 But that was art.

00:58:52.700 That was fiction.

00:58:53.700 That was made up.

00:58:54.800 Yeah.

00:58:55.120 We're not saying this is what we do.

00:58:56.540 And no tripods.

00:58:57.780 No tripods.

00:58:59.880 Yeah.

00:59:00.360 And then also, you showered to go to McDonald's.

00:59:03.940 Come on, dude.

00:59:05.200 You drive-thru, you eat McDonald's, you play video games.

00:59:07.300 You think this is going to like what?

00:59:08.340 Are you trying to find a girlfriend?

00:59:10.340 And I don't want to.

00:59:11.480 You're not going to find a girlfriend setting up the tripod outside the McDonald's drive-thru.

00:59:15.540 I'll tell you that.

00:59:16.140 Yeah.

00:59:16.360 And speaking of shower, some of us barely shower because they think going in the pool counts as a bath.

00:59:25.620 Some of us.

00:59:26.520 Some of us.

00:59:27.180 This guy, only this.

00:59:28.380 You can't even do that.

00:59:29.340 You can't even honestly point at me.

00:59:31.860 Well, if it's a saltwater pool, it is kind of like a bath.

00:59:35.120 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:59:35.740 Everyone knows that.

00:59:36.760 All right.

00:59:37.320 Girl stand-up joke.

00:59:39.060 This girl did stand-up and she's really bad.

00:59:41.600 So I told my parents I want to be a stand-up comedian.

00:59:47.820 And they were like, pick a more realistic career, you know, like mother and wife.

00:59:53.480 Okay.

00:59:54.120 Nobody went to that one.

00:59:55.660 Okay.

00:59:56.280 All right.

00:59:56.640 We're starting off strong.

00:59:58.240 What was the joke?

01:00:00.000 But hey, an anti-motherhood message from a minority woman?

01:00:04.300 She should get a Netflix deal.

01:00:05.680 Yeah.

01:00:06.000 Let's give her a 10 mil.

01:00:07.080 Back up the Brinks truck.

01:00:08.400 Yeah.

01:00:09.060 Let her direct Star Wars, dude.

01:00:10.720 Yeah.

01:00:11.600 Get her on set.

01:00:12.520 But she is one of the funnier women comics, though.

01:00:14.800 Yeah.

01:00:15.200 She's top five.

01:00:16.300 Please.

01:00:17.400 Amy Schumer did a bit over Christmas that was actually funny.

01:00:20.620 I know you guys probably don't like Amy Schumer, but if people are funny, we're going to show

01:00:25.180 it and it's objectively funny.

01:00:26.960 So here she is.

01:00:27.700 I don't think this is Amy Schumer.

01:00:29.620 Look at that face.

01:00:30.940 I thought it was.

01:00:31.920 I'll just let it rip.

01:00:32.780 So here she goes.

01:00:33.520 She's doing some dance thing up the stairs.

01:00:36.220 She's pretty good.

01:00:37.200 Pretty agile.

01:00:38.960 Everything's going great and she ate shit.

01:00:40.620 Yeah.

01:00:41.300 That's a thousand percent not Amy Schumer.

01:00:43.220 Amy Schumer's funniest moment.

01:00:45.220 But that's her first funny moment.

01:00:46.500 Yeah.

01:00:46.780 You're right.

01:00:47.740 Should we do the Supergirl buzzer head or should we save that for bonus land?

01:00:51.060 No, let's do it.

01:00:51.780 Let's just do it.

01:00:52.380 Let it rip.

01:00:52.820 Hey, long episode today.

01:00:54.100 That's what happens when we get back.

01:00:56.040 This is a PSA to all the girls who want to shave their head.

01:00:59.100 Do it.

01:00:59.460 Do it.

01:00:59.740 Do it.

01:00:59.980 Do it now.

01:01:01.160 Because you know what?

01:01:02.020 In five years from now, if you don't shave your head, you can never say you shaved your

01:01:05.680 head.

01:01:06.100 You can never tell your kids that you've shaved your head.

01:01:08.900 Do you really want to look like a lame ass parent?

01:01:11.100 No.

01:01:11.840 Shave that fucking head.

01:01:13.240 No one's going to stop you.

01:01:14.340 And if people make fun of you, fuck it.

01:01:16.480 You only live once.

01:01:17.360 It's going to grow back.

01:01:19.000 Don't listen to people.

01:01:20.760 Listen to your brain and your mind.

01:01:23.380 That was the same thing.

01:01:24.940 Regardless, do it.

01:01:26.420 Just do it.

01:01:27.100 Okay?

01:01:28.180 Literally, there's no cons to it.

01:01:30.340 You may have mental breakdowns because you can't do your hair right.

01:01:33.160 Get away.

01:01:34.040 Wigs are cheap on Depop.

01:01:35.340 Just do it.

01:01:36.200 Do it.

01:01:36.620 Do it.

01:01:36.940 Do it.

01:01:37.400 That was fucking crazy.

01:01:38.900 Yeah.

01:01:39.560 Real.

01:01:40.180 She's Japanese.

01:01:41.320 Yeah.

01:01:41.980 This is why you don't take advice from girls.

01:01:44.320 Yeah.

01:01:45.200 She's about to lead 40 fat women into an absolute buzzsaw.

01:01:49.440 Yeah.

01:01:50.040 She can pull it off.

01:01:50.980 She's like 105 pounds and has like a nice symmetrical face.

01:01:54.260 Super skinny, beautiful, symmetrical face.

01:01:56.680 She can pull off a buzzed head.

01:01:57.900 She's going to lead some fat girls to the slaughter.

01:01:59.920 The slaughterhouse.

01:02:01.220 And then they're going to be like, look at me.

01:02:02.500 I'm punk.

01:02:03.060 I have a shaved head.

01:02:04.200 And, you know, they'll never be the same.

01:02:06.400 And then also she says, don't listen to people.

01:02:08.760 But then in like the next sentence says, shave your head, shave your head, shave your head.

01:02:12.640 Kind of conflicting messages there.

01:02:14.300 Sounds like the demon took control of the body.

01:02:16.380 Yeah.

01:02:17.080 All right.

01:02:17.360 Well, that's the end of Cringe.

01:02:18.140 Let's move on to Urban Decay.

01:02:19.740 Yeah.

01:02:20.320 Housekeeping again.

01:02:21.420 Housekeeping.

01:02:22.160 Back to the first couple of pages.

01:02:24.300 All right.

01:02:24.640 Um, so a plane crashed in the hood and then look what happened.

01:02:29.920 This will be kind of, so plane crashed.

01:02:32.460 Somebody in there, motherfucker?

01:02:34.500 Oh, jeez.

01:02:35.460 Oh, my God.

01:02:35.860 Are you still over there?

01:02:37.440 Oh, well, he flew out the motherfucker.

01:02:40.960 What the fuck?

01:02:42.840 There's time.

01:02:44.020 All 911.

01:02:44.840 Administer first aid.

01:02:45.920 There's somebody else in there?

01:02:47.040 I see leprechaun say, yeah.

01:02:53.420 Oh, my God.

01:02:54.500 Oh, thank you.

01:02:55.140 Made it.

01:02:56.020 Oh, God.

01:02:59.840 What the fuck?

01:03:01.240 This shit is crazy.

01:03:03.680 Oh, no.

01:03:04.600 He, oh, my goodness.

01:03:07.000 He's like moving.

01:03:08.220 He's crazy.

01:03:10.020 Yes, I'm out there.

01:03:11.020 I called him.

01:03:12.180 She goes on to say, oh, he's still moving.

01:03:15.680 And it's like, yes.

01:03:17.060 Time is of the essence.

01:03:18.160 Right now.

01:03:18.900 Help is needed more than ever.

01:03:20.420 There's another guy who kind of flew further out.

01:03:22.500 Yeah.

01:03:23.140 And they're saying, oh, he moving too.

01:03:25.180 And it's like, at least they didn't rob him.

01:03:27.000 Honestly, guys, if you're flying a small plane, I would just avoid flying parallel with MLK Boulevard.

01:03:32.960 Yeah.

01:03:33.260 I would just try to stay above some golf courses, maybe.

01:03:36.440 There's probably a dentist and a doctor and a foursome somewhere.

01:03:39.520 Yeah, that's a good point.

01:03:40.600 So, avoid MLK Boulevard and let's just like stay healthy.

01:03:43.980 Maybe the guy could have lived.

01:03:45.600 Yeah, I think he did live.

01:03:46.720 Okay.

01:03:47.260 So, they fucked it even more.

01:03:49.280 At least they didn't rob him.

01:03:50.580 At least they didn't twerk.

01:03:51.700 Yeah.

01:03:52.200 Thank God.

01:03:52.720 But we didn't see the full recording.

01:03:53.740 Honestly, yeah.

01:03:54.480 We might have stopped it earlier.

01:03:55.520 They might have started twerking.

01:03:56.180 They're on the plane.

01:03:56.780 They're not on the plane.

01:03:57.760 They're not twerking on the plane.

01:03:59.180 All right.

01:03:59.740 Let's move on.

01:04:00.580 There was a guy who was asked to pick up his dog's poop and then he shot somebody in the chest.

01:04:05.880 Yeah.

01:04:06.180 So, I guess this is part of a broader lesson here.

01:04:09.600 This guy, Stephan White, 34, had gotten into an argument with a neighbor when the neighbor asked him to pick up his pooch's poop from their shared area, according to the outlet.

01:04:20.700 The suspect pulled out a handgun and shot the man in the chest, according to a arrest warrant obtained by the news outlet.

01:04:26.740 Yeah.

01:04:27.260 So, you were caring for not wanting dog shit in your common area.

01:04:30.580 And, not only are you a Karen, but being a Karen is a death sentence.

01:04:34.900 Death penalty for you.

01:04:35.840 Yeah.

01:04:36.020 And then, so, this tweet, which is what we kind of agree with, said, this is why white people call the cops on these guys over petty stuff.

01:04:43.740 This is the type of reaction you can expect if you ever dare to politely ask them to stop doing antisocial or obnoxious things.

01:04:50.600 Yeah.

01:04:50.900 How dare you hold a black person to normal societal standards?

01:04:54.460 Yeah.

01:04:55.100 So, I mean, you know how there's this big psyop by the left to say, hey, don't call the police on people.

01:05:01.140 Like, that you're sending men with guns to a situation.

01:05:04.340 It's like, I'm not getting involved in the situation if I think this person might be unstable.

01:05:09.360 And what are some of the leading indicators of being unstable?

01:05:12.380 I don't know.

01:05:13.340 Antisocial stuff.

01:05:14.520 Being loud.

01:05:16.180 Not following rules.

01:05:17.360 Some markers that, you know, I personally don't have.

01:05:20.680 And so, you know, there's this psyop happening where the police are bad.

01:05:24.760 But if you got the police involved, and obviously you can't call the police for someone's dog shitting, right?

01:05:31.000 But it's like, yeah, man, I'm not going to solve this myself.

01:05:34.400 I'm going to send in a professional who has a gun.

01:05:36.500 Yeah.

01:05:37.140 And then Stephen King, he sees stuff like this and says, oh, these are gun problems.

01:05:41.920 Yeah.

01:05:42.120 Jim Jordan said, 19 shot, three dead, one holiday weekend.

01:05:46.020 Democrat run Chicago.

01:05:47.400 And Stephen King goes, guns, Jimmy, guns.

01:05:51.240 Yeah.

01:05:51.860 So that guy with the dog poop, it's a gun problem.

01:05:54.520 Yeah.

01:05:54.680 The gun just magically floated into his hand.

01:05:57.700 And the switch, the Glock switch just magically popped up.

01:06:01.100 And then it goes.

01:06:02.760 So he let that thing talk.

01:06:04.860 And then he had no control.

01:06:06.320 No, he had to let that thing talk.

01:06:07.520 And Stephen King, who's like the most aging, worst writer ever now, it's guns.

01:06:13.980 The guns just got possessed.

01:06:15.220 That's like a Stephen King book.

01:06:16.860 The gun.

01:06:17.540 Oh, it got possessed.

01:06:18.640 And the guns started shooting randomly.

01:06:20.500 And then the guns, if that were actually the issue, it would probably be a consistent on the graph of gun crime across all races.

01:06:28.440 But here's the graph.

01:06:31.220 Firearm homicide rate per 100,000.

01:06:33.460 And it says, we don't exactly have a gun problem.

01:06:35.600 U.S.

01:06:36.280 Black is up there by 20, 19.8.

01:06:39.480 U.S.

01:06:39.840 Hispanic, they're trying.

01:06:41.240 Yeah.

01:06:41.780 And they're coming across the border.

01:06:43.000 So they're trying to catch up.

01:06:44.380 6.4.

01:06:45.620 And then Finland, Austria, France, Canada, Czech Republic, U.S.

01:06:48.800 White are all pretty chill.

01:06:50.740 And then it's funny that Finland is higher than U.S.

01:06:53.580 White.

01:06:54.420 Every country is higher than U.S.

01:06:55.820 White.

01:06:56.200 U.S.

01:06:56.560 Whites have some gun responsibility.

01:06:58.120 And that's why they want to take all the guns from them, which makes sense.

01:07:02.580 Should we show this full auto switch just to remind people what it's like?

01:07:05.320 Of course.

01:07:06.200 Let's just play that really quick.

01:07:11.060 And an infant in a car seat is dead.

01:07:13.440 Yeah.

01:07:14.080 He shoots it in the air.

01:07:15.340 Don't tell that kid to do any chores.

01:07:17.220 Yeah.

01:07:17.780 Don't tell him to pick up the dog poop.

01:07:19.320 God forbid.

01:07:19.800 And then let's go to another example of a guy who was asked to stop smoking a joint on the subway.

01:07:27.720 And this is how he reacted.

01:07:31.740 What the fuck are you doing?

01:07:33.500 Just put out the joint.

01:07:34.720 What the fuck are you doing?

01:07:35.620 Put out the joint.

01:07:36.780 Fuck.

01:07:37.640 Fuck.

01:07:38.400 Fuck.

01:07:39.660 Fuck.

01:07:40.040 Fuck.

01:07:40.540 Fuck.

01:07:41.620 Fuck.

01:07:42.060 Fuck.

01:07:43.340 Fuck.

01:07:44.360 Fuck.

01:07:45.100 Fuck.

01:07:46.840 Fuck.

01:07:47.200 Fuck.

01:07:47.560 Fuck.

01:07:48.240 Fuck.

01:07:48.440 Fuck.

01:07:49.060 Fuck.

01:07:49.440 Fuck.

01:07:50.280 Fuck.

01:07:50.720 Fuck.

01:07:51.040 Fuck.

01:07:51.240 Fuck.

01:07:51.480 Fuck.

01:07:51.580 Fuck.

01:07:51.700 Fuck.

01:07:51.840 Fuck.

01:07:52.080 So you get brutally beaten for asking someone to not smoke a joint on the literal subway.

01:07:57.300 Yeah.

01:07:57.740 Hey, don't call the police.

01:07:59.820 The police could kill that guy.

01:08:01.340 Yeah.

01:08:01.860 But that guy might kill you with his fists.

01:08:04.960 And he's doing drugs on the subway in public with other people.

01:08:07.680 But that's white fragility.

01:08:08.940 Yeah.

01:08:09.220 Yeah.

01:08:09.400 Yeah.

01:08:09.420 Yeah.

01:08:09.640 White fragility is wanting standards in society.

01:08:11.740 When white fragility actually would be seeing that and not saying anything because you're scared

01:08:17.360 to like tell a black person what to do.

01:08:19.320 So you'll like lower societal standards to accommodate certain people who don't live by

01:08:24.480 them.

01:08:24.840 And that would actually be white fragility.

01:08:26.580 We need a new word for that.

01:08:27.940 That would be white, you know.

01:08:29.740 Scared white fragility.

01:08:30.600 Exactly.

01:08:31.060 Um, all right, let's go to the, uh, judge who released the black guy.

01:08:38.720 Can you read the thing?

01:08:40.220 Yeah.

01:08:40.480 This is Judge Peter Cahill.

01:08:42.040 A few months ago, he released Jamel Hillmore 41 back onto the streets.

01:08:46.540 Hillmore was sentenced to 21 months in prison over domestic abuse, but this judge granted

01:08:51.200 him a stay.

01:08:51.840 Last week, Hillmore stabbed and killed Meredith Martell in her bed.

01:08:56.840 Judge Peter Cahill is the same judge who sentenced Derek Chauvin to 22 and a half years.

01:09:01.680 Below is a video of him admitting that his rulings are all guided by racial justice.

01:09:06.400 So here's what he said about racial justice.

01:09:09.420 Every case that you deal with should be about racial justice.

01:09:13.860 Even if everybody in your courtroom, if you're white, old white guy like me, and everybody

01:09:18.600 else in the courtroom is an old white guy, even the defendant on the speeding case.

01:09:22.440 You still have to figure out, am I treating this person the same way I would somebody who

01:09:27.080 is younger, different age, or different ethnicity, different race?

01:09:32.580 You have to constantly do that.

01:09:34.440 So, and so, yeah, so basically blood on your hands, judge.

01:09:38.660 Yeah.

01:09:39.140 And I looked it up.

01:09:39.780 Justice definition is maintenance of what is just, especially by the impartial adjustment

01:09:45.280 of conflicting claims.

01:09:47.760 Okay.

01:09:48.320 That makes sense?

01:09:49.380 Yeah, kind of.

01:09:50.400 But I mean, we don't need it.

01:09:51.680 But racial justice, it's like, that's like, oh, justice is justice, unless they're a different

01:09:57.360 race.

01:09:57.720 And then maybe you can change justice.

01:09:59.400 Yeah.

01:09:59.700 Justice is, it's an absolute.

01:10:02.200 It actually already incorporates race.

01:10:04.060 That's the whole point.

01:10:05.080 Yeah.

01:10:05.400 So racial justice is an oxymoron.

01:10:07.060 I get what you're saying.

01:10:07.540 And then it's like, you're adding another step.

01:10:09.300 So it's like, all right, do justice.

01:10:11.160 And now you have, okay, now we have justice.

01:10:13.380 Now let's add racial to it.

01:10:14.900 Do we still have justice?

01:10:15.840 And it's like, justice should be justice no matter what.

01:10:18.480 But then once you add racial, then it's like, well, we got to kind of-

01:10:21.880 Whatever justice is, minus three.

01:10:23.540 Yeah.

01:10:23.800 That's basically what racial justice is.

01:10:25.480 Then it's like a golfer with a handicap.

01:10:27.740 So like justice, but then he gets four extra strokes.

01:10:31.500 Yeah, exactly.

01:10:33.160 And then that judge, that's why they had him for the Derek Chauvin trial.

01:10:37.320 Yeah.

01:10:37.560 They probably saw that clip and were like, we found our guy.

01:10:40.060 He did his work.

01:10:41.440 So that guy got let out.

01:10:43.300 Yeah.

01:10:43.480 But here's what happens if they don't get let off, I guess.

01:10:46.800 I appreciate that, but I think it's time that he gets a taste of something else because

01:10:58.060 I just can't with that history.

01:10:59.960 Okay.

01:11:00.420 In accordance with the laws of state of Addisport.

01:11:04.140 So he ends up beating up that lady.

01:11:14.260 Yeah.

01:11:15.080 And he was deemed competent to stand trial.

01:11:17.860 And she was actually going to do a little justice.

01:11:20.300 And what did he do?

01:11:21.720 He proved that she was exactly right in doing that.

01:11:25.800 Yeah.

01:11:26.100 So thanks for, thanks.

01:11:27.800 He waited two seconds for it to be right.

01:11:29.500 We'll add those charges on and tack them onto your jail time, buddy.

01:11:32.280 Right?

01:11:32.640 Yeah.

01:11:32.840 He was mad.

01:11:33.380 He wasn't let go to the point where he did that.

01:11:35.760 All right.

01:11:36.040 Don't get too down.

01:11:36.700 Don't get too depressed.

01:11:37.400 We're moving on to uplifting gold.

01:11:39.480 We have some great uplifting gold today.

01:11:42.900 The Xbox.

01:11:44.160 There's a kid who got an Xbox for Christmas and he wasn't happy, but there was a rebuttal

01:11:48.000 to it that is uplifting.

01:11:51.120 That's not what I wanted.

01:11:52.460 Oh, my God.

01:11:53.980 Well, if I was your dad, I would tell you this.

01:11:59.780 Hey, you better be grateful for what you got because I would sell that Xbox today.

01:12:04.600 But I would say next Christmas, I know not to get what you get you for right now.

01:12:09.000 Let there be a punishment to you to be grateful.

01:12:11.700 Don't worry about what anybody else had.

01:12:13.300 What about what you got?

01:12:14.820 Because inflation is an all-time high.

01:12:19.140 Everything gets expensive.

01:12:20.480 There's flashes.

01:12:21.960 He's got it.

01:12:22.620 Yeah.

01:12:23.700 Many others.

01:12:25.480 But this kind of grabs my gears, though.

01:12:28.300 But Xbox is a good choice, though.

01:12:31.200 I mean, I have a good PC as well, but, you know, he went with a console.

01:12:38.160 That's fine, too.

01:12:40.060 Yeah.

01:12:40.920 The guy reminds me of you in housekeeping.

01:12:43.000 Just fucking yapping.

01:12:45.160 Inflation?

01:12:45.720 Yeah.

01:12:46.220 He hit some.

01:12:47.300 There are some words there.

01:12:48.380 I know some of these words.

01:12:49.480 Yeah.

01:12:51.280 Okay.

01:12:51.960 That was good.

01:12:52.880 Yeah.

01:12:53.300 You starting hot.

01:12:54.920 Thank you.

01:12:55.560 All right.

01:12:55.860 Now let's go to the guy who had to say grace and had to wing it, so he ended up reading

01:13:00.020 the signs off of his mom's wall.

01:13:04.860 Go ahead.

01:13:06.020 It's your turn.

01:13:06.940 Are we going to hold hands in a circle?

01:13:08.260 Yeah.

01:13:08.600 Now you're kidding.

01:13:09.160 Close your eyes.

01:13:09.640 Bless the food before us, the family beside us, and the love between us.

01:13:15.960 As for me and my house, we will serve the Lord.

01:13:18.260 Amen.

01:13:18.980 Amen.

01:13:20.460 Brandon, that was beautiful.

01:13:22.540 How did you learn that, honey?

01:13:27.900 How did you learn that?

01:13:29.280 It's just written on the wall with two signs.

01:13:31.260 I love that.

01:13:32.320 All right.

01:13:32.980 Let's go to the Chinese kid working at the restaurant.

01:13:36.000 This is super obviously good Chinese food.

01:13:38.680 This is how you know it's good.

01:13:42.640 Yeah.

01:13:43.400 But they probably use seed oils.

01:13:45.340 It's true.

01:13:46.200 So you can't endorse it fully.

01:13:47.960 Can't endorse it fully.

01:13:48.880 But you do endorse child labor is what you're saying.

01:13:51.540 I do endorse Chinese food too.

01:13:54.240 Child labor, good.

01:13:55.560 Chinese food, good.

01:13:56.540 Seed oil's bad.

01:13:57.200 Remember.

01:13:57.660 Yep.

01:13:58.340 And I wish there was a world where you can have both.

01:14:00.540 So once a year, you have Chinese food.

01:14:02.060 That's how you got to do it.

01:14:02.820 Okay.

01:14:03.360 You got to make changes.

01:14:04.840 All right.

01:14:05.340 Let's go to Sergeant O'Connor.

01:14:07.140 Yeah.

01:14:07.380 I thought you were going to go there.

01:14:08.680 All right.

01:14:10.720 Let me see.

01:14:15.760 Ranger Town Police Department.

01:14:18.620 Sergeant O'Connor here.

01:14:21.180 Sergeant O'Connor here.

01:14:23.880 What?

01:14:27.640 I'll be on my way.

01:14:29.060 Look for a white light.

01:14:31.480 Trust me.

01:14:32.140 Look for a white light.

01:14:33.180 Oh, I'll be on my way.

01:14:52.320 Yeah, this is a town of Power Rangers.

01:14:57.620 There are many of them that live here.

01:15:02.620 I'm the sergeant.

01:15:04.500 Scott O'Connor.

01:15:05.840 Thank you.

01:15:06.660 I don't care.

01:15:08.040 All right.

01:15:09.680 On it.

01:15:15.020 All right, listen up, people.

01:15:16.620 We got a missing kid.

01:15:18.500 Oh, missing kid.

01:15:19.280 I want to reach to some of my friends.

01:15:22.320 Do-do-do-do-do-do.

01:15:28.740 That's kind of location.

01:15:39.080 Good to pretend.

01:15:40.500 What was it?

01:15:41.740 You put it here.

01:15:42.760 I haven't seen this yet.

01:15:43.880 I don't remember it being that slow.

01:15:46.720 At the end of the episode, at least.

01:15:49.280 That was slow.

01:15:49.780 Thank God we're at the end of the episode.

01:15:51.000 What was that?

01:15:51.640 It's good to pretend, I guess, Sergeant O'Connor.

01:15:54.100 I liked it.

01:15:54.980 Yeah.

01:15:55.460 That was good.

01:15:56.120 And there's a missing kid, and Sergeant O'Connor's on the case, and his watch is some sort of

01:15:59.340 radio thing, too.

01:16:00.040 Well, I think he teleports with the watch.

01:16:01.540 Oh, he teleported.

01:16:01.880 That's why he said, look for the white light.

01:16:03.420 She goes, what do you mean?

01:16:04.240 He goes, trust me.

01:16:05.440 You'll know.

01:16:05.980 Okay.

01:16:06.860 And then-

01:16:07.580 Okay, we're back to uplifting gold.

01:16:08.900 Okay.

01:16:10.160 All right.

01:16:10.740 New York City in the 60s.

01:16:12.840 Yeah.

01:16:13.500 This is a-

01:16:14.560 We were talking about before.

01:16:15.680 Yeah.

01:16:16.100 The only-

01:16:16.600 Once they gaslight you that crime and illegals have always been pouring over, and they're

01:16:20.160 asylum seekers, and crime's actually down, then the only people who can tell you how

01:16:24.140 it actually was are guys like this and footage.

01:16:27.160 If you were to go back to any period of time in New York, when do you think was the best

01:16:30.760 time to be here?

01:16:31.720 The 60s.

01:16:33.180 By the 60s.

01:16:34.180 People were people.

01:16:35.780 Hmm.

01:16:36.440 Unfortunately, we have changed so much.

01:16:42.260 You know, I travel in a subway.

01:16:45.660 I travel in a path, trains to Jersey, and people are not people anymore.

01:16:52.120 People push you.

01:16:53.060 People, they rough you.

01:16:55.060 Kids come in, and they run, and they push the elderly to sit.

01:17:00.520 You know, we're not used to be like that.

01:17:04.160 And that's real.

01:17:05.780 Lost an era.

01:17:07.040 You keep pushing old ladies on the subway.

01:17:09.020 You used to get out of the way.

01:17:09.940 Let them sit.

01:17:10.580 Now you rush to get their seat before they can.

01:17:13.400 Ain't nobody got manners.

01:17:14.640 We lost it.

01:17:15.360 All right.

01:17:15.940 Last clip of uplifting gold is this Hockey on a Lake.

01:17:18.940 This is Americana.

01:17:20.680 Might be in Canada.

01:17:21.900 Or Canadia-cana.

01:17:22.540 I was going to say.

01:17:24.580 But look at this.

01:17:25.840 Isn't that special?

01:17:33.000 Isn't that nice?

01:17:34.600 Yeah.

01:17:37.420 That's really nice ice.

01:17:40.080 That's great ice.

01:17:41.560 All right.

01:17:41.820 Well, that's the end of the episode.

01:17:42.920 It is Friday, so we're going to do some shout-outs.

01:17:45.120 Not the full list of shout-outs, though, because we're running out of time.

01:17:49.580 Okay.

01:17:51.300 We have a shout-out to Ryan.

01:17:53.800 Ryan's first birthday just came and went, and we're very happy to have him as a show

01:17:59.500 watcher, even though he's only one years old.

01:18:01.620 He knows what's going on.

01:18:02.960 He likes the show.

01:18:04.060 He doesn't miss an episode with his parents.

01:18:06.080 Yeah, and shout-out to Ryan's dad, too.

01:18:07.600 Shout-out to Ryan's dad.

01:18:08.440 We know him.

01:18:09.300 Friends in real life.

01:18:10.300 In real life.

01:18:11.740 Also, RRB Secret Santa stuff.

01:18:14.600 Run through that, and then we're done.

01:18:16.300 Schizo stuff.

01:18:17.280 Here it is.

01:18:18.120 We did the Secret Santa thing.

01:18:19.440 We talked about it before, but Melanie really one-upped everybody here.

01:18:23.720 Taylor Swift with the giant fake cans.

01:18:26.120 Actually, we can't show this.

01:18:28.380 Okay.

01:18:29.000 Yeah, there's some bad stuff in here, so we can't show that one.

01:18:32.400 But here's the thing I was really impressed by.

01:18:36.040 The Richard Ratboy candle.

01:18:38.500 Look at this.

01:18:41.820 Can't make that up.

01:18:42.880 I'm on a prayer candle.

01:18:44.440 Crusades.

01:18:45.020 All my rats are my friends.

01:18:47.160 Wow.

01:18:47.700 Look at that.

01:18:48.640 That's next level.

01:18:49.980 That's what the Bonus Landers are up to.

01:18:51.700 Next level.

01:18:52.400 Schizo shit, guys.

01:18:53.680 Thank you very much.

01:18:54.460 Thank you, Bonus Landers.

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01:19:41.200 That was the same thing.

01:19:42.260 That was the same thing.

01:19:42.440 All right.

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01:19:56.980 Don't listen to people.

01:19:57.620 We will see you on Wednesday.

01:20:01.860 Sometimes,

01:20:02.380 you know,

01:20:03.000 you know,

01:20:03.380 we will see you on Tuesday.

01:20:05.040 See you on Tuesday.

01:20:05.820 See you.

01:20:06.920 Bye-bye.

01:20:07.080 A flying away.

01:20:07.980 Yeah.

01:20:08.040 Bye-bye.

01:20:08.920 Bye-bye.

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