Fleccas Talks Podcast - January 09, 2024


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A new scam is being done by illegals and it s costing American citizens big bucks. Then we have a very funny, cringe-filled section in this week's cringe of the week. In urban decay, there's a new drug called goofballs that s probably going to be infecting a city near you, and you also won t believe what this lady had stolen from her house. And last but not least, the twinkification of American men continues this time at the Golden Globe Awards.

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00:00:00.000 All right, welcome back to fucking socks a podcast episode 136 today on the show a new scam is being done by illegals and it's costing American citizens big bucks 0.98
00:00:11.200 Then we have a very funny fat section in this week's cringe of the week 0.96
00:00:15.600 You're not going to want to miss then in urban decay. There's a new drug called goofballs
00:00:20.560 That's probably going to be infecting a city near you and you also won't believe what this lady had stolen from her house 1.00
00:00:27.420 And last but not least the twinkification of American men continues this time at the golden globe awards
00:00:35.060 All this and more it's like us talks a podcast episode 136 ranked the best new podcast
00:00:41.220 Because words are just words until action actually starts and actions speak louder than words
00:00:48.680 But at the same time words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do
00:00:53.600 Very cool
00:00:57.420 All right one for one on the intro as always guys traditional media is crumbling
00:01:11.320 Why because they're hiding something very very big people are realizing they're being lied to by institutions
00:01:18.320 They once thought they could trust but not you you guys have known the truth all along with that truth
00:01:24.280 Comes the realization that the best time to prepare for what's coming is right now
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00:02:21.520 Preparewithfleckis.com is the website everything is linked in the description
00:02:25.680 Now is the time to prepare for what's coming
00:02:28.920 It's better to have it and not need it than to need it and not have it
00:02:32.780 Let's get into housekeeping
00:02:34.020 All right. Thank you to my patriot supply
00:02:37.180 Thank you my patriot supply
00:02:38.500 You know with what's coming
00:02:39.720 Yeah, it's right around the corner
00:02:41.440 You're gonna want the food
00:02:42.660 Yeah, absolutely
00:02:43.760 Because they're gonna say oh no more power everything's shut down and you're gonna go
00:02:46.680 Oh, how do I uber eats?
00:02:48.120 Well, go to the grocery store
00:02:49.200 Oh, there's a line and there's no money and you can't pay for anything and all the food's gone
00:02:53.520 And everything's looted and there's like these cartels now with guns
00:02:56.380 And if you have something of value, they rob you
00:02:58.360 Just stay in the house and eat my patriot supply
00:03:01.140 All right. We have a very important housekeeping this week, believe it or not
00:03:06.200 But I have a feeling we're starting with some bullshit 0.99
00:03:08.500 Is that true? 0.99
00:03:10.740 We're gonna start with some awooga maxing
00:03:12.840 Okay, we need to follow up
00:03:14.140 We have a little bit of a follow-up
00:03:15.660 Obviously last episode we spoke about how it's now the time to be awooga maximalists
00:03:21.560 If you see a girl, awooga, hummina, hummina, hummina 1.00
00:03:24.600 Exactly
00:03:25.100 That kind of stuff
00:03:26.080 And then you had a good point before we get into the clip 0.96
00:03:29.040 Well, you know, somebody said, we covered those African migrants who were talking about rape
00:03:34.760 And they didn't even, they were like, oh, they could make a sound 0.93
00:03:36.840 They didn't even understand why raping someone was bad
00:03:38.900 And that was technically awooga maxing 0.50
00:03:43.020 Gone too far
00:03:44.040 But I think it was awooga maxing mixed with henchman maxing
00:03:48.220 Can't do that
00:03:48.720 So you never mix those two
00:03:50.120 You can't mix the two
00:03:51.380 You have to pick one or the other
00:03:52.780 If you mix the two, you're gonna commit a crime
00:03:55.740 Yeah, get bad, quick
00:03:57.680 So we do have a clip for awooga maxing
00:03:59.980 Here's an example of what we all should be doing
00:04:02.080 Yeah
00:04:05.480 That's good
00:04:08.000 Girls love that 1.00
00:04:08.700 They'll approach you
00:04:09.560 They'll know you like her
00:04:10.680 Exactly
00:04:11.180 It's easy
00:04:12.240 Obviously with awooga maxing, the overarching theme is it's anti-twink behavior
00:04:17.960 Yeah
00:04:18.480 At a time where being a twink is artificially encouraged by the witches that subvert this realm through Hollywood
00:04:25.220 Okay
00:04:25.920 Okay
00:04:27.520 But you're with me
00:04:28.680 A little bit
00:04:29.400 You're directionally correct
00:04:31.660 I'm in the ballpark
00:04:33.340 Yeah
00:04:33.740 Exactly
00:04:34.820 So there was a clip the other night from the Golden Globes where Timothy Chalamet
00:04:40.520 Yeah, go ahead, pronounce the T, go ahead
00:04:42.300 And Kylie Jenner
00:04:43.980 Yeah
00:04:44.280 They're kissing
00:04:45.220 And here's like a little moment they had that was on TV
00:04:48.960 But look what's going on here
00:04:51.580 Looking at this
00:04:52.760 Wouldn't you agree that the girl is the guy and the guy is the girl?
00:04:58.380 Yeah
00:04:58.680 Like he's sitting there and she's like touching his necklace and he's just like looking up into her eyes
00:05:04.040 And she's kind of in control and like touching him or whatever
00:05:07.800 Yeah
00:05:08.280 It's kind of like the body language is flipped at least
00:05:12.180 And bigger picture obviously with Hollywood
00:05:14.960 They're encouraging women to be more like men 1.00
00:05:17.760 Okay
00:05:18.260 Right
00:05:18.640 Yeah
00:05:18.960 And that allows for less strong families 0.99
00:05:21.680 And basically they're like trying to sacrifice good women into the slut birth control fried brain agenda 1.00
00:05:31.180 For sure 1.00
00:05:31.720 For sure
00:05:32.200 That's kind of how I see it
00:05:33.060 And then men are relegated to the Phil Dunphy role 1.00
00:05:36.100 The bumbling idiot like who can't get anything right and he's not the leader of the family 1.00
00:05:40.580 Or yeah you're either the bumbling idiot like Phil Dunphy or you're a straight homosexual 1.00
00:05:45.460 Yeah 1.00
00:05:45.980 And then also obviously everyone's being encouraged to take birth control 0.98
00:05:49.880 So you can act like a man and be a slut and not have you know repercussions for your actions 1.00
00:05:54.640 And when you do that and you take birth control it makes you attracted to weaker men 0.98
00:06:00.960 So a lot of times girls will be on birth control 1.00
00:06:03.280 They'll marry somebody 0.99
00:06:04.640 They'll get off birth control to have a child 1.00
00:06:07.220 And then they'll kind of be like damn what am I doing? 1.00
00:06:10.200 I'm with some manlit bitch boy 1.00
00:06:12.160 This guy doesn't smell right to my primal instinct that has been previously suppressed 1.00
00:06:16.640 And then if you keep going and you stay married
00:06:19.580 Now you have like a weak family unit that's kind of destined for failure
00:06:23.500 And then future generations that come from that family unit will see what their parents had
00:06:27.960 And be like oh I don't want to get stuck into a marriage like that
00:06:30.580 Because obviously something was up because the woman was the leader 1.00
00:06:34.340 Because the man was weak and should have never been married in the first place
00:06:37.060 Okay
00:06:37.420 Does that
00:06:38.660 Yeah it's all directionally correct
00:06:41.600 But what was the witches and warlocks part of the Hollywood thing?
00:06:44.580 This seems like birth control and then like women and like media 1.00
00:06:47.940 I don't think there was a witch ever
00:06:49.740 There was the kissing Timothy Chalamet
00:06:52.040 Okay alright
00:06:52.740 That was the witch 0.99
00:06:53.500 Alright
00:06:53.960 The one that made their dad become a lady too 0.88
00:06:56.420 Yeah
00:06:56.960 That was one of the witch sacrifices 1.00
00:06:58.340 Oh yeah yeah yeah
00:06:59.040 Okay yeah yeah
00:06:59.920 So you're back
00:07:00.580 A little bit
00:07:01.420 So I found a tweet that was kind of like a meme that kind of falls in line with what we just said
00:07:07.620 A 71 year old guy
00:07:09.400 He said I'm 71 years old
00:07:10.980 To see a girl in her panties took at least five dates when I was growing up 1.00
00:07:14.760 I'm scrolling down my phone and there's just
00:07:17.280 And it's there for free
00:07:19.260 I love this world
00:07:20.220 And it's just like some girl thirst trapping in her panties 1.00
00:07:23.020 Yep
00:07:23.440 So we have a girl
00:07:24.120 And then we have the girls acting like men 1.00
00:07:25.920 Like we said
00:07:26.560 So basically
00:07:27.140 We have our straight women acting like men 1.00
00:07:29.720 Our straight men are acting like gays 1.00
00:07:32.300 And then our gays are becoming trans 0.99
00:07:34.760 Yeah 0.98
00:07:35.260 Everybody moves over one rung
00:07:36.920 And the world keeps moving
00:07:38.560 I actually had a theory
00:07:39.680 Are we going to talk about this at all?
00:07:40.900 I had a theory that 0.99
00:07:42.200 Gay men have contributed to the promiscuity of women 1.00
00:07:45.600 Go ahead 0.99
00:07:46.680 Well it's just a theory
00:07:48.020 I'll hear that one
00:07:49.060 I'm listening
00:07:49.880 Well that's just the gist of it
00:07:51.620 It's nice to have a podcast
00:07:52.900 You can just fire from the hip
00:07:54.000 And kind of get a theory out there
00:07:55.160 Without needing too much proof
00:07:56.880 Yeah yeah yeah
00:07:57.420 But I think you know
00:07:58.940 Gay culture
00:07:59.560 In terms of 0.90
00:08:00.560 We've always talked about how gay men have the governors off 1.00
00:08:03.100 And it's just fucking each other 1.00
00:08:04.820 Circuit parties 1.00
00:08:06.000 Dog has monkey pox
00:08:07.480 All that type of stuff
00:08:08.280 Yeah yeah yeah
00:08:08.840 Match on Grindr
00:08:10.800 And one day you bring up two dates to the secure floor
00:08:13.160 In Barcelona or wherever that
00:08:15.060 Yeah yeah yeah 0.98
00:08:15.460 So I think gay guys have had a negative impact on women 1.00
00:08:18.320 And just kind of said 0.96
00:08:19.400 Both through media and interpersonal relationships 1.00
00:08:22.100 Like yeah fuck him 1.00
00:08:23.240 Do it 1.00
00:08:23.920 You know
00:08:24.280 Yeah yeah
00:08:24.800 And then in the media
00:08:25.560 We're getting you laid tonight 1.00
00:08:26.580 Exactly 0.80
00:08:27.120 They're giving like the male brain to their girlfriend who's straight 1.00
00:08:30.440 And then she thinks like 0.96
00:08:31.600 Oh these gay guys are my friends
00:08:32.960 They have advice 1.00
00:08:33.560 And then all the gay guys want to do is like constantly fucking suck 1.00
00:08:36.040 Yeah exactly 1.00
00:08:36.900 So I just wanted to get that on the books
00:08:38.640 I'm sure somebody else has said that too
00:08:40.100 Once upon a time
00:08:40.880 But I was thinking about it
00:08:42.560 Heard it here first
00:08:43.320 Yeah
00:08:43.560 At least on the show
00:08:44.940 Most recently here first
00:08:46.320 You heard it here most recently first
00:08:48.740 And obviously I have a little thesis too
00:08:51.420 I want to get on the record
00:08:52.900 Let him go
00:08:53.460 I think this is affecting other animals too
00:08:56.060 And it's being promoted via other species
00:08:59.700 This is at the zoo
00:09:01.320 They said oh the meme says visit the zoo
00:09:03.580 It'll be fun they said
00:09:04.740 Look what they're doing
00:09:05.820 These are two male polar bears
00:09:07.300 Tonguing each other down
00:09:08.640 Tonguing each other down 1.00
00:09:10.180 Disgusting 1.00
00:09:10.860 So you can't go to the zoo anymore because of LGBT 1.00
00:09:13.480 Because of woke
00:09:14.900 And this is actually making the case for
00:09:17.420 It's something chemical
00:09:18.540 Yeah
00:09:19.200 It's in the water
00:09:19.800 They can't groom these polar bears 0.90
00:09:21.440 Into tonguing each other down
00:09:22.760 So there might be something in the water 0.98
00:09:25.120 That's making the polar bears gay 0.75
00:09:26.580 All right 0.51
00:09:27.040 Maybe they signed a deal with Coca-Cola
00:09:28.560 We're really firing from the hip today
00:09:30.940 That was a loose
00:09:31.860 Accusations and theories
00:09:34.040 I don't even know if that's gay 0.99
00:09:35.100 If they just lick 0.99
00:09:35.820 You know
00:09:36.220 That might not even be two guys
00:09:38.060 I know
00:09:38.620 Well
00:09:40.820 That's page one of housekeeping
00:09:42.940 That's why I said
00:09:44.440 That's why I said 0.99
00:09:45.240 We might be starting with some schizo shit 1.00
00:09:46.780 Loose accusations 1.00
00:09:47.720 Witches and warlocks 1.00
00:09:49.040 Yeah 0.96
00:09:49.420 But we're moving on to page two
00:09:51.280 Men are still men in other parts of the world
00:09:54.220 Where there are less chemicals and bankers and witches 0.98
00:09:57.860 Okay
00:09:58.300 There's this guy in Indonesia
00:10:00.520 Look how he gets the honey
00:10:02.340 There's a honey in the tree
00:10:03.480 Look what he does
00:10:04.480 Barefoot
00:10:05.240 Climbs all the way up
00:10:06.360 Walks up the tree barefoot
00:10:08.640 And now he gets close to the hive
00:10:10.700 I'm sure he's getting stung
00:10:11.680 He's got the smoke to keep him calm
00:10:14.440 No harness in sight
00:10:27.860 Starts cutting it off
00:10:30.880 So he cuts it off and gets the honey
00:10:32.640 Yeah
00:10:33.060 I don't relate to this at all
00:10:36.260 This phenotype
00:10:37.440 That type of guy
00:10:38.240 Internationally speaking
00:10:39.340 I don't relate to this at all
00:10:40.460 A little like Indonesian 1.00
00:10:42.020 Who climbs the tree
00:10:43.200 To get to the bees one time
00:10:44.520 Who walks up the tree
00:10:45.700 And doesn't care
00:10:46.340 He's getting stung by bees
00:10:47.280 And has no fear of heights 0.84
00:10:48.640 I like what the white people did better
00:10:50.940 Where you basically find a queen bee
00:10:52.720 You put it in a box
00:10:53.700 All the other bees come
00:10:55.140 You get free honey
00:10:55.860 Wherever you want
00:10:56.500 Throw on the little
00:10:57.260 Anti-bee sting costume
00:10:58.540 And you have honey for life
00:11:00.440 No tree
00:11:01.160 No risk
00:11:01.920 No needing to find
00:11:03.600 Oh there's a nest
00:11:05.000 Let's climb up
00:11:06.180 And then just eat the honey
00:11:07.280 It's not like you're even profiting
00:11:08.500 I know
00:11:09.060 Or it's gold or something
00:11:10.220 Where it's so rare
00:11:11.000 That you're making money
00:11:11.760 It's like
00:11:12.200 Risk your life for what
00:11:13.520 A little sweet
00:11:14.180 Twelve dollars of honey
00:11:15.940 Yeah
00:11:16.280 So I don't relate to that at all
00:11:17.880 But still
00:11:18.420 Men being men 0.98
00:11:19.220 Can't deny that
00:11:20.100 For sure
00:11:20.480 I like that a lot better
00:11:21.860 Than the twink stuff
00:11:22.720 Cool
00:11:23.040 Alright speaking of feet on trees
00:11:24.880 Okay
00:11:26.000 You know how I connect it
00:11:27.600 Let it rip 0.95
00:11:28.500 Let's get it
00:11:29.200 Get off this tree
00:11:31.700 Get off
00:11:32.940 Get off this tree
00:11:34.100 Get off this tree
00:11:35.360 And you see how
00:11:36.980 My feet
00:11:37.640 Clear the trees
00:11:38.960 Of these pestilent lanternflies
00:11:40.740 No chemicals necessary
00:11:42.820 But everybody's afraid
00:11:44.880 To activate their feet
00:11:45.920 So
00:11:46.840 I guess this tree's gonna
00:11:48.380 Keep on suffering
00:11:49.200 If I'm not here
00:11:50.080 What a shame
00:11:51.420 They're invasive
00:11:54.140 Alright
00:11:54.940 That's next level grounding
00:11:56.700 That's grounding 3.0
00:11:58.420 Okay
00:11:58.860 Okay 0.99
00:11:59.520 I don't believe in shit like that 0.99
00:12:01.040 But 1.00
00:12:01.340 You got those
00:12:02.620 That's how you get them off
00:12:03.940 It's one way
00:12:06.380 It's one way
00:12:07.280 Oh
00:12:07.860 Okay
00:12:08.280 Let's move on
00:12:09.040 We have a very important housekeeping
00:12:10.120 Really quick
00:12:10.800 Before we move on
00:12:11.560 Make sure you guys
00:12:12.140 Use this opportunity
00:12:12.820 To tickle this post
00:12:13.700 Help us juice the algo
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00:12:16.020 Leave a comment
00:12:17.180 Leave a comment again
00:12:18.400 And then start talking about
00:12:19.840 What you want to talk about
00:12:20.640 Notifications need to be on
00:12:22.320 And last but not least
00:12:24.040 Send us something to the P.O. Box
00:12:26.180 No
00:12:26.520 I'm done
00:12:27.360 I'm done asking for the P.O. Box
00:12:28.960 Well
00:12:29.760 We're in a lull
00:12:30.860 Let's relax
00:12:32.000 Let's chill on the P.O. Box
00:12:32.960 Unless it's really good
00:12:33.900 Unless you got something
00:12:34.920 Really special
00:12:35.620 We've just been getting
00:12:36.220 So much stuff
00:12:37.260 That it's like so hard
00:12:38.600 To even keep track of it all
00:12:39.980 And we have all these like
00:12:40.920 Rooms of things
00:12:42.840 Yeah
00:12:43.140 But thank you
00:12:44.720 But we're so grateful
00:12:45.620 Yeah obviously
00:12:46.400 And we stopped getting candy too
00:12:48.340 People know that
00:12:49.000 We're not poisoning ourselves anymore
00:12:50.680 Exactly
00:12:51.160 Alright let's get back
00:12:52.120 To more important stuff
00:12:53.140 The guy who jumped
00:12:54.720 At the judge last week
00:12:55.640 In Urban Decay
00:12:56.280 Remember him
00:12:56.860 Yeah 1.00
00:12:57.140 He said fuck that 1.00
00:12:58.840 And he jumped over 1.00
00:12:59.540 And started beating up
00:13:00.120 The old lady 0.99
00:13:00.620 Thus immediately vindicating
00:13:02.080 The judge for issuing him
00:13:03.420 A harsh sentence
00:13:04.000 It's like oh okay
00:13:05.040 I'm instantly right
00:13:06.140 You're lunging at me
00:13:07.300 In court
00:13:07.720 Okay how is that
00:13:08.640 Going to play out 1.00
00:13:08.940 You should get put to death 1.00
00:13:09.760 For that 1.00
00:13:10.200 Yeah
00:13:10.420 Well he's getting
00:13:11.260 The Hannibal Lecter
00:13:12.060 Treatment now
00:13:12.820 Yeah here he is
00:13:13.700 Two henchmen
00:13:14.580 Around him
00:13:15.500 Plus the handcuff things
00:13:16.940 And the spit mask
00:13:17.860 So uh
00:13:18.660 You got the little baby gloves
00:13:19.960 We'll see you in county
00:13:20.940 Brother
00:13:21.460 Yeah that's what you get
00:13:22.540 Alright moving on
00:13:23.600 To even more important stuff
00:13:24.940 Uh there's an Epstein doc update
00:13:27.040 Apparently there's videos
00:13:28.760 Of uh Bill Clinton
00:13:30.980 Prince Andrew
00:13:31.960 And who's the other guy
00:13:33.120 Richard Branson
00:13:33.720 Richard Branson
00:13:34.680 Uh having sexual encounters 0.66
00:13:36.780 With underage people 1.00
00:13:38.060 Yeah
00:13:38.560 Do you think uh
00:13:39.820 Epstein was giving it away
00:13:40.800 For free
00:13:41.280 Yeah that was the whole operation
00:13:43.000 People were showing this
00:13:44.120 And saying this
00:13:44.800 Like oh we got them
00:13:45.780 This is huge
00:13:46.440 It's like that's what
00:13:46.960 The whole operation was
00:13:48.220 It was a Mossad
00:13:49.480 Israel blackmail operation
00:13:51.620 Done on the island
00:13:52.500 And everyone got caught up
00:13:53.760 Yeah
00:13:54.280 And there was an article
00:13:55.220 That's what I thought
00:13:55.700 That's what I long thought
00:13:57.000 Right
00:13:57.240 That's what everyone knew
00:13:58.080 And there was an article
00:13:59.100 The Daily Mail put out
00:14:00.020 Can you read that
00:14:00.680 It said 0.91
00:14:01.080 High end sex ring
00:14:02.200 In Boston and D.C. areas 0.67
00:14:04.100 Was honeypot
00:14:05.100 Schemed by Russia 0.96
00:14:06.220 China
00:14:06.900 South Korea
00:14:07.740 Or even Israel 0.71
00:14:08.920 To ensnare U.S. officials
00:14:10.420 Intelligence experts believe
00:14:12.160 Even Israel 0.62
00:14:13.720 Maybe
00:14:14.340 Oh it was
00:14:15.700 No way
00:14:16.380 Even Israel maybe 0.92
00:14:17.460 That's who's doing
00:14:18.180 The whole time
00:14:19.100 Yeah
00:14:19.640 That's their whole MO
00:14:20.920 That's what they do
00:14:22.320 Rings true to me
00:14:23.180 Yeah
00:14:23.520 Or even Israel 0.71
00:14:24.520 It's like alright
00:14:25.080 They got their tentacles
00:14:26.460 Into the Daily Mail too
00:14:27.660 Yeah
00:14:27.980 List us last
00:14:29.720 List us but cast some doubt
00:14:31.320 Yeah
00:14:31.620 Cast some doubt
00:14:32.520 List us last
00:14:33.480 After an or
00:14:34.700 Uh
00:14:35.740 Uh
00:14:37.140 So yeah
00:14:37.600 You gotta be careful
00:14:38.300 Especially if you're like
00:14:39.040 A PragerU influencer
00:14:40.220 Taking that free trip
00:14:41.660 To Israel 0.88
00:14:42.120 Taking that free trip
00:14:43.120 To Israel 0.88
00:14:43.760 And you get there now
00:14:45.720 Who is this
00:14:46.380 Who paid for this
00:14:47.020 What's this organization
00:14:47.840 I've never heard of
00:14:48.660 Oh they're offering me
00:14:49.520 To go to Israel 0.99
00:14:50.080 Sure
00:14:50.740 Oh there's a girl
00:14:51.800 Who really likes me here
00:14:52.780 Yeah
00:14:53.080 And you got it on camera
00:14:54.420 Now you're in trouble
00:14:55.280 Yep
00:14:55.680 That's what
00:14:56.420 The PragerU influencer
00:14:57.960 Is going to Israel 1.00
00:14:58.700 Yeah
00:14:59.080 Iowa
00:14:59.800 The Iowa caucus
00:15:01.500 Is this week
00:15:02.220 Pretty important event
00:15:03.320 Right
00:15:03.560 Is that what it is
00:15:04.060 The Iowa caucus
00:15:04.700 Yeah
00:15:05.160 Like that's now
00:15:06.580 For like the next
00:15:07.260 Week or so
00:15:08.460 Yeah
00:15:08.700 And people are going
00:15:09.540 To Israel 0.88
00:15:10.080 It's 2024
00:15:10.900 What are you doing
00:15:11.840 In Israel 0.79
00:15:12.280 Yeah
00:15:12.600 We have our own election
00:15:13.860 Yeah we got
00:15:14.580 Some pretty big things
00:15:15.540 Cooking up
00:15:16.140 Yeah
00:15:16.840 So now's not the time
00:15:18.720 I don't get it
00:15:19.780 But you know
00:15:20.520 We're not
00:15:21.000 We're not throwing stones
00:15:22.160 No 1.00
00:15:22.880 It's just stupid 1.00
00:15:23.980 To go to Israel 1.00
00:15:24.600 Right now 1.00
00:15:25.060 And it's also stupid 1.00
00:15:25.820 To be so pro-Israel 1.00
00:15:27.020 It's gay 1.00
00:15:27.860 Yeah 0.88
00:15:28.520 I agree
00:15:29.240 Let's move on
00:15:30.160 Another example
00:15:31.800 Of why I hate streamers
00:15:33.560 Jack Daugherty
00:15:34.460 Uh
00:15:35.700 Here's a clip
00:15:36.440 Go
00:15:37.860 He walks around
00:15:44.760 Instigating with people
00:15:45.700 Hoping his security
00:15:46.600 Will bail him out
00:15:47.400 And what does
00:15:48.300 The security do
00:15:49.060 Immediately bail him out 1.00
00:15:50.760 So the kid's a pussy 1.00
00:15:56.220 Of course he is 1.00
00:15:57.200 Obviously 0.99
00:15:57.480 He's the worst 0.97
00:15:57.940 He's the worst 0.98
00:15:58.760 It's like 0.90
00:15:59.540 Remember when
00:16:00.020 He's the guy who sent 0.84
00:16:00.620 His girlfriend's chain
00:16:01.340 To space right
00:16:02.080 Yeah that was crazy
00:16:03.160 High level content
00:16:03.920 He knows Rizzy
00:16:04.680 Yeah
00:16:05.080 Yeah so
00:16:07.880 These types
00:16:08.800 Remember when
00:16:09.600 Justin Bieber
00:16:10.220 Got really famous
00:16:11.340 And then he kind of
00:16:12.300 Like stayed the same age
00:16:13.460 Maturity wise
00:16:14.320 Because he never
00:16:15.160 Had to grow up
00:16:15.900 Because however he acted
00:16:17.000 Was always okay
00:16:17.920 And he always had
00:16:18.560 Someone bailing him out
00:16:19.440 Yeah
00:16:19.760 Like that's obviously
00:16:20.380 What's happening
00:16:20.780 With these streamer types too
00:16:22.080 They become stunted
00:16:23.060 And stuck in a time
00:16:24.040 And then they have to
00:16:25.160 Like keep doing
00:16:25.860 What they did
00:16:26.360 To get them there
00:16:27.060 And the things
00:16:27.400 They did to get them there 1.00
00:16:28.200 Were like be stupid 1.00
00:16:29.280 And viral 1.00
00:16:30.020 And embarrassing
00:16:30.860 And antisocial
00:16:32.040 But the whole point of this
00:16:34.180 The reason why I bring it up
00:16:35.400 Is it's an election year
00:16:37.120 We have to be strong
00:16:38.680 We need to become
00:16:39.920 Unpinnable
00:16:40.740 Yeah
00:16:41.200 So if this happens to you 0.90
00:16:42.520 You can knock out the guy
00:16:44.220 And his security 0.98
00:16:45.660 Ooh
00:16:46.240 His security's not even big
00:16:47.800 I know
00:16:48.280 He's just one guy 0.98
00:16:49.360 He's a big black guy 1.00
00:16:50.300 With like a purse 0.98
00:16:51.100 Yeah
00:16:51.500 That's my favorite type
00:16:52.780 Yeah
00:16:53.160 That's my favorite type
00:16:54.340 So yeah
00:16:55.780 Become unpinnable
00:16:56.860 So when you get
00:16:57.900 Someone attempts to humiliate you
00:17:00.100 They get reverse humiliated themselves
00:17:02.980 Smart
00:17:03.360 They try to house call you
00:17:05.220 You reverse house call them
00:17:07.100 Alright let's move on
00:17:08.460 We are on our third page
00:17:10.060 Of housekeeping
00:17:10.600 And we're going to
00:17:11.140 Our immigration section
00:17:12.480 A new scam 0.92
00:17:14.100 Done by illegals
00:17:15.400 Just dropped
00:17:16.080 I'll let you read it
00:17:17.160 But basically what they're doing
00:17:18.600 Is they're jumping out
00:17:20.020 In front of your car
00:17:20.940 While you're driving slow
00:17:22.140 And then they sue you
00:17:23.700 And they have lawyers
00:17:25.220 That help them
00:17:25.860 It's like the oldest trick
00:17:26.800 In the book right
00:17:27.460 Yeah
00:17:27.760 Fake an auto accident
00:17:28.740 They do that in China 0.88
00:17:29.460 So viral news NYC said
00:17:31.140 Update from Flatbush
00:17:32.200 In Marine Park Brooklyn
00:17:33.260 I reported on this the other day
00:17:34.980 It looks like more people
00:17:35.740 Have experienced this scam
00:17:37.020 The other day
00:17:37.860 Someone from that area
00:17:38.920 Told me migrants 1.00
00:17:39.780 Were jumping in front of cars
00:17:40.980 Trying to catch a lawsuit
00:17:41.920 With fake claims
00:17:42.820 Of them getting hit by car
00:17:44.080 They asked the driver
00:17:45.140 Of the car for cash
00:17:46.680 Or they will sue
00:17:47.720 Migrants are getting desperate 1.00
00:17:49.160 Obviously right
00:17:50.140 You want me to read
00:17:50.920 Some of the whole thing
00:17:51.700 It's a user testimony
00:17:53.380 Of some guy
00:17:53.900 Who went through it
00:17:54.580 Go a little bit more
00:17:55.420 Yeah
00:17:55.620 I've been told
00:17:56.520 And experienced it
00:17:57.580 That the new thing
00:17:58.660 Migrants are doing 1.00
00:17:59.220 Is throwing themselves
00:17:59.780 Towards moving vehicles
00:18:00.740 They bounce off
00:18:01.440 The side of your car
00:18:02.180 Hit the floor
00:18:02.820 Go to the hospital
00:18:03.600 Get a lawyer
00:18:04.220 And sue you
00:18:04.900 Yes an easy payday
00:18:06.200 Welcome to America
00:18:07.020 Cha-ching 1.00
00:18:07.580 Last week on Avenue T
00:18:09.580 One migrant came so close
00:18:10.980 To my car
00:18:11.440 That to avoid him
00:18:12.340 I almost got into
00:18:13.340 A head-on collision
00:18:14.060 So they're vibrant
00:18:16.240 They're culturally vibrant
00:18:17.540 And they're immediately
00:18:18.380 Contributing to the
00:18:19.500 Lawyer fees of America
00:18:21.080 So fitting and great
00:18:22.540 Right
00:18:22.800 Yeah
00:18:23.300 The litigious aspect 0.99
00:18:25.160 Of American culture
00:18:26.220 Which is one of the
00:18:27.080 Worst aspects of
00:18:28.220 American culture
00:18:29.240 They're immediately
00:18:29.980 Jumping in on it
00:18:30.840 Yeah
00:18:31.260 Exactly
00:18:32.040 And it's a great
00:18:33.200 Opportunity for the
00:18:34.160 U.S. to prioritize
00:18:35.340 Third worlders over 1.00
00:18:36.740 Our own citizens
00:18:37.540 With these scams
00:18:38.500 That are allowed to
00:18:39.240 Happen with all these
00:18:39.840 People who are here
00:18:40.580 With no means to make
00:18:41.500 Money
00:18:41.780 We also saw it with
00:18:43.140 Daniel Penny as well
00:18:44.460 Yeah the guy who we
00:18:46.520 Bay Ridge man
00:18:47.920 Mohammed Izzedine 1.00
00:18:48.960 You know who
00:18:49.740 Raped someone and
00:18:51.100 Robbed him 0.99
00:18:51.620 By knife point
00:18:52.540 Yeah
00:18:52.780 Yeah he
00:18:53.440 He was immediately
00:18:55.940 Released so he's
00:18:56.980 Released without bail
00:18:57.840 Now and Daniel Penny
00:18:58.880 Who put that
00:18:59.920 Homeless felon in the 0.98
00:19:00.880 Fatal chokehold to
00:19:01.620 Stop him from
00:19:02.080 Attacking people on
00:19:02.900 The New York train
00:19:03.980 His bail was 200k
00:19:05.380 So
00:19:06.040 Yeah
00:19:06.360 So yeah
00:19:07.240 Exactly
00:19:07.840 Daniel Penny
00:19:08.560 $200,000 bond
00:19:10.080 The guy from some
00:19:11.620 Middle Eastern country
00:19:12.560 Mohammed whatever 0.98
00:19:13.460 Who raped someone 0.99
00:19:14.600 At knife point 0.96
00:19:15.260 And robbed them
00:19:16.000 Let's get him
00:19:16.460 Back out there
00:19:17.000 He gets back out
00:19:17.820 On the street
00:19:18.260 Yeah
00:19:18.540 Just in case he's
00:19:19.460 Got a couple more
00:19:20.060 Raps in him
00:19:20.640 Yeah
00:19:20.940 That's what they do
00:19:21.980 But there is good news
00:19:23.520 The illegals are getting 1.00
00:19:25.640 A part of the
00:19:26.600 American experience
00:19:27.800 California state
00:19:29.040 Health insurance
00:19:29.660 To cover sex changes 0.68
00:19:30.940 For illegal immigrants
00:19:32.040 Yeah so we reported
00:19:33.360 On it last week
00:19:35.180 That they
00:19:35.640 They're getting
00:19:36.360 The free health care
00:19:37.100 Like Medi-Cal
00:19:37.920 Or whatever
00:19:38.460 California state
00:19:39.360 Version is
00:19:39.880 Which includes
00:19:40.680 Sex change
00:19:41.360 So I mean
00:19:42.440 George Soros
00:19:43.320 The globalists
00:19:44.360 Whoever
00:19:44.840 This is huge for them
00:19:46.700 This is a dunk
00:19:47.460 This is right in our faces
00:19:48.880 This is kind of like
00:19:50.280 Flaunting
00:19:51.160 Darkest before the dawn moment
00:19:52.620 And I don't know
00:19:53.920 If it's gonna get light
00:19:54.740 But illegal immigrant 0.99
00:19:56.500 Sex changes 0.99
00:19:57.300 In America
00:19:57.920 That's like a
00:19:58.900 Huge dub for them
00:20:00.180 And taxpayers
00:20:00.900 Pay for it
00:20:01.680 Yeah
00:20:01.860 Yeah it's not free
00:20:02.920 It's taxpayer funded
00:20:04.740 Sex changes 0.99
00:20:05.800 For illegal immigrants 0.99
00:20:06.700 It's like if you tried
00:20:07.660 To make like an
00:20:08.520 Ad libs or something
00:20:09.540 Or do like the worst
00:20:10.880 Sentence you could think of
00:20:12.500 It's like
00:20:13.080 That's like cards
00:20:13.740 Against humanity
00:20:14.400 Somebody makes it up
00:20:15.340 They go oh
00:20:15.980 Illegal immigrants 1.00
00:20:16.880 And sex changes 0.89
00:20:17.920 For free
00:20:18.520 You can't even get that far
00:20:20.380 Like no one would ever
00:20:21.460 Believe that that would be real
00:20:22.700 They would go
00:20:23.140 Alright that's not it
00:20:24.000 Maybe free health care
00:20:25.100 For illegals
00:20:25.700 And it's like 1.00
00:20:26.140 Free sex changes 0.99
00:20:27.120 For illegals 0.95
00:20:28.060 Tell that to someone
00:20:28.820 In 1980 1.00
00:20:29.620 They'll fucking explode 1.00
00:20:31.060 What are you talking about 1.00
00:20:32.180 What are you fucking saying man 1.00
00:20:33.360 Do we go to war 1.00
00:20:34.060 Do we lose a war
00:20:34.920 It's an absolute victory lap
00:20:37.400 Yeah
00:20:38.080 So we have a lot of
00:20:40.120 African migrants here
00:20:41.660 People from Congo
00:20:43.460 And countries like that
00:20:44.700 Guinea
00:20:45.080 Guinea is really
00:20:46.040 Guinea is a big one
00:20:46.960 That's popping up
00:20:47.900 And a lot of them
00:20:49.340 Are mad and complaining
00:20:50.520 That they're being treated
00:20:51.700 Worse than pets
00:20:52.940 That's with a quote
00:20:54.020 Can you read the headline
00:20:55.000 And the response
00:20:55.740 Yeah
00:20:56.040 Pets are treated
00:20:56.800 Better than us
00:20:57.540 Migrants who spent 1.00
00:20:58.420 Life savings
00:20:59.260 Traveling from Africa
00:21:00.220 To NYC
00:21:00.800 Complain they've been
00:21:01.540 Sold a dream
00:21:02.140 By Hollywood
00:21:02.800 But the American dream
00:21:03.940 Isn't like the movies
00:21:05.180 And basically
00:21:06.380 The entire gist
00:21:07.760 Of this article
00:21:08.460 Is that
00:21:09.300 Hundreds of people
00:21:10.120 Who are mostly young
00:21:11.160 And middle aged men
00:21:11.920 From Africa
00:21:12.600 Just have to wait around
00:21:14.440 And loiter
00:21:15.000 In New York City
00:21:15.940 Because they were hoping
00:21:17.080 For a place to sleep
00:21:18.660 And they were
00:21:19.640 They were hoping
00:21:20.300 To be a signed shelter
00:21:21.500 But when that
00:21:22.720 Doesn't work out
00:21:23.460 They spent like
00:21:24.120 Seven grand
00:21:24.740 To get here from Guinea
00:21:25.740 And now they're saying
00:21:26.980 Like oh the dogs
00:21:27.920 Are treated better than us
00:21:29.060 They're treated like dogs
00:21:30.640 Because they're having 0.98
00:21:31.460 The mandatory sex surgeries 1.00
00:21:33.080 Where they cut their balls off 1.00
00:21:34.260 Yeah 1.00
00:21:34.500 No
00:21:34.880 But they're treated like dogs
00:21:37.340 Because nobody gave them
00:21:38.280 A free house
00:21:38.940 Nobody gave them
00:21:39.700 A free place to stay
00:21:40.380 They go
00:21:40.680 I got to New York
00:21:41.460 What should have happened
00:21:42.560 I should be taken care of here
00:21:44.000 This is America right
00:21:45.000 It's supposed to be
00:21:45.660 An Eddie Murphy movie
00:21:46.580 Yeah exactly
00:21:47.620 And this guy's from the Congo
00:21:49.060 And he goes
00:21:50.100 It's like prison here
00:21:51.220 He said
00:21:51.600 Speaking French
00:21:52.180 It's negligence
00:21:53.240 We have no access
00:21:54.180 To food, toilets, or anything
00:21:55.420 Animals live better here
00:21:56.520 Pets in the street
00:21:57.340 Are treated better than us
00:21:58.480 And it's like
00:21:59.240 Uh what
00:21:59.880 People like pets
00:22:01.180 Yeah
00:22:01.480 Someone bought them
00:22:03.260 Someone brought them
00:22:04.020 They're supposed to be here
00:22:04.960 Yeah
00:22:05.460 And then so this guy
00:22:06.840 What shocked me most about this
00:22:08.320 When asked
00:22:09.100 How he felt
00:22:10.280 Thinking of his family
00:22:11.300 Back in Congo 0.56
00:22:12.280 Landry said
00:22:13.200 I cry
00:22:13.980 And think
00:22:15.420 Why did I do this
00:22:16.400 But it's too late
00:22:17.180 I spent my life savings
00:22:18.300 Coming here now
00:22:19.040 And I can't get a job
00:22:20.000 What can I do
00:22:20.860 So he has a son
00:22:22.340 And a wife
00:22:23.260 In Congo
00:22:24.100 Who he just left
00:22:25.200 And abandoned
00:22:26.220 What
00:22:27.060 With the sole intent
00:22:27.920 Of being able to
00:22:28.680 Send money back
00:22:29.500 Or something
00:22:29.940 So
00:22:30.700 He's not looking to like
00:22:32.500 Well obviously
00:22:34.000 He wants them to come here too
00:22:35.400 And get a job
00:22:36.140 And live in this dream world
00:22:37.160 Where he's like
00:22:37.820 A needed member of society
00:22:39.220 But it's like
00:22:40.180 Leaving your family behind
00:22:41.500 And coming to America
00:22:42.420 To just live in squalor
00:22:43.680 And your number one plan
00:22:45.360 Is to send 1.00
00:22:46.360 Suck American dollars 0.98
00:22:47.580 Out of our local economy 1.00
00:22:48.780 And send it to the Congo 0.98
00:22:49.720 It's like bravo man
00:22:51.100 But
00:22:51.400 Any adults in the room
00:22:53.380 Want to stop this
00:22:54.300 Yeah
00:22:55.040 Because that's not great for us
00:22:56.540 He's on my
00:22:57.420 Home Invasion 0.52
00:22:58.160 Fantasy draft team
00:22:59.520 Oh yeah
00:23:00.220 He's an early pick
00:23:01.500 For Home Invaders
00:23:02.380 Get this guy a signal jammer
00:23:03.960 He'll be up and running soon
00:23:04.980 Exactly
00:23:05.800 Yeah 1.00
00:23:06.400 So these Africans are mad 1.00
00:23:07.780 That Americans 0.92
00:23:08.380 Aren't doing enough for them
00:23:09.680 I guess that's what
00:23:10.700 They're used to
00:23:11.380 Well they expected
00:23:12.440 The land of milk and honey
00:23:13.780 Or something
00:23:14.220 I don't know
00:23:14.640 Yeah
00:23:15.200 And Africa obviously 0.88
00:23:16.740 Isn't known for its
00:23:18.200 Ingenuity
00:23:18.860 Or its innovation
00:23:19.940 Oh of course not
00:23:20.820 Here's a bridge in Congo 0.58
00:23:22.600 Here's what it looks like
00:23:23.680 Here she's crossing 0.97
00:23:26.420 Let's see if she gets it
00:23:27.740 Hey
00:23:29.480 Nope
00:23:31.120 Oh
00:23:32.040 You lost all your stuff too
00:23:33.780 Bummer
00:23:34.440 And somebody
00:23:35.540 Somebody tweeted
00:23:36.780 Africa Hub
00:23:37.620 Tweeted
00:23:38.200 The world has failed
00:23:39.120 The people of
00:23:39.800 Democratic Republic of Congo
00:23:41.240 There are no developments
00:23:42.760 Due to the massive
00:23:43.440 Exploitation of the country
00:23:44.940 It's like
00:23:45.480 What are you talking about
00:23:46.380 Build a bridge
00:23:47.360 This is a bridge
00:23:48.300 This could take two men
00:23:49.860 Like two or three men
00:23:51.380 Could get this done
00:23:52.100 In like a week
00:23:52.880 And my favorite thing is
00:23:54.060 They attempted this bridge
00:23:55.380 And the attempt was
00:23:57.120 Two sticks
00:23:58.020 Do you thought that was
00:24:00.260 Going to work
00:24:00.800 And someone else
00:24:02.640 Tweeted something about it too
00:24:04.180 Well this is kind of like
00:24:05.420 I don't know
00:24:05.880 These people
00:24:06.440 They come here
00:24:07.200 And they have this mentality
00:24:08.560 That I guess
00:24:09.960 Doesn't exist in America
00:24:11.200 Because
00:24:11.700 I mean
00:24:12.420 Yeah here I'll just read it
00:24:14.020 It says
00:24:14.340 The issue is
00:24:15.180 That when no one can pay you
00:24:17.620 Or is willing to
00:24:18.620 Who's going to build a bridge
00:24:20.000 Especially when people
00:24:21.200 Likely don't have the skills to
00:24:22.500 Regardless
00:24:22.980 Sure a bridge there
00:24:24.380 Could make money
00:24:25.280 But if the government
00:24:26.040 Won't pay
00:24:26.600 The people can't pay
00:24:27.640 Who will
00:24:28.480 It's like a capable man in town
00:24:31.320 Doesn't the bridge
00:24:32.500 Isn't there a town
00:24:33.880 Doesn't the town have like
00:24:35.780 Some sort of collective
00:24:36.560 Doesn't the collective think
00:24:38.540 Oh a bridge would be great here
00:24:40.200 Who uses this bridge every day
00:24:41.720 And like a bunch of hands go up
00:24:43.060 We could knock this out in two days
00:24:44.600 But no one will pay
00:24:45.780 No one will pay you
00:24:46.840 What if we never had to get wet again
00:24:48.920 Yeah
00:24:49.260 It's like a weird dynamic
00:24:51.100 Where if you're not getting paid for it
00:24:54.060 Even though it provides value
00:24:55.500 Nobody will do it
00:24:56.700 And so I really don't want to see
00:24:59.280 That type of mentality
00:25:00.440 Show up at the southern border
00:25:02.220 And say I need asylum 1.00
00:25:03.620 Because the Congo is such a piece of shit 1.00
00:25:05.160 Right 1.00
00:25:05.820 I need money
00:25:06.240 I need spending money
00:25:07.160 Yeah I need pocket money
00:25:08.260 Pocket money
00:25:08.900 And we see other examples of this too
00:25:10.580 This guy built a sun-dried tomato
00:25:12.380 Thing for this
00:25:13.900 Yeah he said
00:25:14.740 The African bridge discourse
00:25:16.100 Reminds me of my time in Africa
00:25:17.780 As a young man
00:25:18.480 I learned that 60% of the tomato harvest
00:25:21.260 Went to spoil each year
00:25:22.880 So I built an air dryer
00:25:24.220 Out of simple village materials
00:25:25.940 And made huge batches
00:25:27.740 Of sun-dried tomato
00:25:28.800 Pesto that year to give away
00:25:30.740 So I saw a problem
00:25:32.540 And he fixed it
00:25:34.100 Right
00:25:34.240 And everyone in the town
00:25:35.040 Was using it
00:25:35.780 And it was great
00:25:36.580 And people were trading
00:25:38.820 And it was nice
00:25:39.720 And then he said
00:25:40.340 He checked in a year later
00:25:41.660 And the sun-dried tomato machine
00:25:43.860 Was just
00:25:44.500 Ripped apart for scraps
00:25:45.960 The wood and the metal
00:25:47.000 And they didn't have it anymore
00:25:48.680 So I mean
00:25:50.860 These type of people
00:25:52.120 That don't provide value
00:25:53.680 To their own local
00:25:54.900 Hyper-local community
00:25:56.200 I don't see what type of value
00:25:57.860 They can bring to America 1.00
00:25:58.980 And I think that's like
00:26:00.380 A totally normal and rational thing to say
00:26:02.180 And some people might get like
00:26:03.980 Oh mad at you or something
00:26:05.360 And it's like
00:26:06.380 You kind of need a little
00:26:07.140 Proof of work ethic
00:26:08.460 Proof of whatever
00:26:09.700 To get into America
00:26:10.980 Obviously
00:26:11.580 Exactly
00:26:12.460 And we have a lot of these types
00:26:13.720 Coming here
00:26:14.280 Like you said
00:26:14.980 At this point
00:26:16.020 The Biden administration
00:26:17.020 Has 12 million encounters
00:26:19.200 Which is more than
00:26:20.780 The last three
00:26:21.800 Presidential terms combined
00:26:23.600 That's actually
00:26:24.140 Well
00:26:24.860 We can expect
00:26:26.120 Over 12 million
00:26:26.920 Part of that's a projection
00:26:28.000 So a three-year total
00:26:29.100 Is 8.7 million
00:26:30.140 So that's like
00:26:30.800 On par
00:26:31.760 So just to check you
00:26:33.060 A little bit
00:26:33.540 But
00:26:34.220 We're honest here
00:26:35.140 On the show
00:26:35.600 Crazy numbers
00:26:36.380 Right
00:26:36.720 And you know
00:26:38.440 We just missed
00:26:39.460 The one year
00:26:41.540 Or three year anniversary
00:26:43.100 Of January 6th
00:26:44.220 And that was an insurrection
00:26:45.700 But what's happening
00:26:46.920 At the border
00:26:47.480 That's like nothing
00:26:48.300 That's no
00:26:48.900 It's not even a crisis
00:26:49.980 Exactly
00:26:50.660 Everyone's focused
00:26:51.620 On January 6th
00:26:52.840 That's the more important thing
00:26:54.100 Some people walked around
00:26:54.960 In a lobby for a while
00:26:56.020 All the congresspeople left
00:26:57.700 But the border
00:26:59.440 That's nothing
00:27:00.200 That was an insurrection
00:27:01.480 Borders nothing
00:27:02.080 Just remember that
00:27:02.860 There was a
00:27:03.560 MSNBC host I believe
00:27:05.560 Who did a January 6th coverage
00:27:08.840 And he was crying on it
00:27:10.940 Look at this
00:27:11.560 He's talking to the CIA guy
00:27:12.960 I'm gonna try to get through this
00:27:14.920 Thank you
00:27:18.160 For what you did
00:27:20.020 Three years ago today
00:27:21.340 Please tell me
00:27:24.640 Your thoughts
00:27:25.460 On this third anniversary
00:27:27.020 He starts crying
00:27:28.080 Unbelievable
00:27:28.860 His lip quiver
00:27:30.140 It's good acting
00:27:31.260 Thank you
00:27:32.120 And then the CIA guy
00:27:33.060 Has gotta play his part too
00:27:34.440 My favorite thing about this
00:27:37.140 Is like
00:27:37.780 Clearly
00:27:38.260 And are we gonna play
00:27:39.680 Some of the Joe Biden stuff
00:27:40.520 Yeah
00:27:40.740 You want me to play the speech
00:27:42.440 Really quick
00:27:42.900 Yep
00:27:43.220 Here's where he brags
00:27:44.760 One desperate act
00:27:45.780 Available to him
00:27:46.600 The violence
00:27:48.240 Of January the 6th
00:27:51.600 And since that day
00:27:53.100 More than 1,200 people
00:27:55.320 Have been charged
00:27:56.840 For their assault
00:27:57.420 On the Capitol
00:27:57.960 Nearly 900 of them
00:27:59.500 Have been convicted
00:28:00.800 Or pled guilty
00:28:01.560 Collectively to date
00:28:03.700 They have been sentenced
00:28:05.480 To more than 840 years
00:28:07.420 In prison
00:28:07.920 So he's proud
00:28:09.820 That they basically
00:28:10.620 Got almost 900 years
00:28:12.200 Of combined sentences
00:28:14.280 For January 6th
00:28:15.800 American citizens
00:28:16.620 The most patriotic people
00:28:17.780 In America
00:28:18.300 And then we have
00:28:19.300 An open border
00:28:19.940 For all these migrants
00:28:21.660 Who come here
00:28:22.380 And have no American values
00:28:23.740 And commit crimes
00:28:24.500 And here's the thing too
00:28:25.880 It's like Joe Biden
00:28:26.940 Is doing this
00:28:27.680 They always bring out
00:28:28.640 Joe Biden
00:28:29.080 When it's time to do
00:28:29.760 January 6th stuff
00:28:30.720 He loves
00:28:31.520 And he was tweeting
00:28:32.520 The people who run his account
00:28:33.700 Were tweeting a lot
00:28:34.600 This weekend
00:28:35.260 On the anniversary
00:28:36.060 And so they've kind of
00:28:38.680 Gone with this angle
00:28:39.640 Of they assume
00:28:41.060 Trump's gonna be the nominee
00:28:42.060 And so they're going
00:28:43.140 With the 9-11-ification 0.99
00:28:44.620 Of January 6th
00:28:46.480 Like they wanna make
00:28:47.380 That seem like
00:28:48.440 As if it's like
00:28:49.300 The biggest
00:28:49.800 Most important date
00:28:50.740 In human history
00:28:51.580 And it's just so fascinating
00:28:53.220 When like we said last week
00:28:55.680 People who voted
00:28:56.560 For Donald Trump
00:28:57.280 In 2016
00:28:58.100 Because of
00:28:59.320 His immigration rhetoric
00:29:00.880 Now Biden's move
00:29:03.160 Is to not do anything
00:29:04.980 About immigration
00:29:05.740 Obviously it's
00:29:06.740 At the worst point
00:29:07.500 It's ever been
00:29:08.040 But then make
00:29:09.080 A molehill
00:29:09.820 Or a mountain
00:29:10.640 Out of a molehill
00:29:11.340 That is January 6th
00:29:12.480 So it's like
00:29:13.000 It's a very interesting playbook
00:29:14.480 Let's see how it works out
00:29:15.900 Without stealing an election
00:29:17.000 Right?
00:29:17.460 Yeah, exactly
00:29:18.260 And all the show watchers
00:29:19.760 Know what's really going on
00:29:21.580 Obviously there's a huge difference
00:29:23.480 In how the protesters
00:29:24.760 Were treated
00:29:25.400 For people who did
00:29:26.820 January 6th
00:29:28.000 And people who were doing
00:29:28.920 The George Floyd riots
00:29:30.020 In New York
00:29:31.140 There's an alternative point
00:29:32.720 Made here
00:29:33.180 Where the guy says
00:29:33.700 He's giving his money
00:29:34.300 To Hamas or whatever 0.85
00:29:35.820 Palestine
00:29:36.340 Yeah
00:29:36.560 Palestine
00:29:36.940 But it says here
00:29:38.600 The city of New York
00:29:39.480 Has paid me
00:29:40.240 And 300 others
00:29:41.400 $24,000 each
00:29:43.320 For beating us
00:29:44.380 And detaining us
00:29:45.120 Without rights
00:29:45.740 In the Bronx
00:29:46.200 During 2020
00:29:47.000 George Floyd rebellion
00:29:48.340 He calls that
00:29:49.100 The rebellion
00:29:49.680 The rebellion
00:29:50.300 Yeah
00:29:50.800 I'm sure he calls
00:29:52.020 January 6th
00:29:52.600 An insurrection
00:29:53.120 But that's a rebellion
00:29:54.200 And I don't know
00:29:54.880 Yeah
00:29:55.360 So New York City
00:29:56.540 300 people
00:29:57.760 From like a protest
00:29:58.620 Got $24,000 each
00:30:00.720 That's taking care
00:30:01.960 Of your boys
00:30:02.520 Yeah
00:30:02.980 That's henchman pay 0.99
00:30:05.220 That's
00:30:06.140 24K is
00:30:07.020 Approximately henchman pay
00:30:08.440 That's almost boss
00:30:09.460 Yeah
00:30:09.720 I know
00:30:10.540 And so
00:30:12.220 Obviously with this
00:30:13.460 You know
00:30:13.880 We've seen
00:30:14.540 The Palestinian types
00:30:15.940 And the Hamas types 1.00
00:30:16.720 Blocking off highways 1.00
00:30:17.800 Fucking around 1.00
00:30:18.520 They don't have a job 1.00
00:30:19.340 To go to
00:30:19.900 Right
00:30:20.200 But it's
00:30:22.240 They're one and the same
00:30:23.060 BLM and Hamas 1.00
00:30:24.040 He immediately took
00:30:24.800 His BLM money
00:30:25.500 And gave it to Hamas 1.00
00:30:26.480 Yeah
00:30:26.860 And it's
00:30:28.060 It's one
00:30:28.560 Single thing
00:30:29.660 And it's like
00:30:30.280 Left wing globalism
00:30:31.580 Right
00:30:31.860 Yep
00:30:32.200 And then also
00:30:32.800 All those people
00:30:33.200 Who got
00:30:33.520 You know
00:30:34.140 Arrested or whatever
00:30:34.920 By the NYPD
00:30:35.920 They had lawyers
00:30:37.480 Ready to go
00:30:38.680 These guys didn't
00:30:39.440 Figure out themselves
00:30:40.300 They had all those
00:30:41.820 Lawyers ready to go
00:30:42.620 And they all got
00:30:43.060 Them 24K each
00:30:44.040 So when the next
00:30:44.520 Protest comes around
00:30:45.540 You know they're
00:30:46.540 Going to be out
00:30:47.040 And taken care of
00:30:47.880 Yep
00:30:48.140 So all this
00:30:48.740 January 6th talk
00:30:49.640 Is obviously
00:30:50.060 Making Joe Biden tired
00:30:51.320 They have to give him
00:30:52.140 All these pills
00:30:52.840 And concoctions
00:30:53.800 To keep him awake
00:30:54.540 And Joe Biden
00:30:55.700 Now
00:30:57.060 They have a new
00:30:58.020 Technique
00:30:58.480 When he gives his speech
00:30:59.320 And doesn't know
00:30:59.820 Where to go at the end
00:31:00.680 They send Dr. Jill out
00:31:02.300 Who he still recognizes
00:31:03.560 Yeah
00:31:03.820 Barely
00:31:04.300 Barely
00:31:04.920 That might change
00:31:06.440 Who's this lady 1.00
00:31:07.280 And now she walks him off 1.00
00:31:08.960 Look at
00:31:09.400 She immediately grabs his hand
00:31:10.580 Walks him off
00:31:11.240 Really grabs his hand
00:31:12.400 And now he's like
00:31:12.960 Where do we go
00:31:13.760 Yeah
00:31:14.140 And she has to
00:31:15.240 Pull him all the way
00:31:16.180 Out of eyesight
00:31:17.000 There were one too many
00:31:18.020 Joe Biden Roomba moments 1.00
00:31:19.360 Where he just fucking 0.99
00:31:20.460 Like spun around 0.98
00:31:21.320 Looked
00:31:21.760 So now they got Dr. Jill in
00:31:22.980 And then here he is
00:31:23.740 After the drugs wear off
00:31:25.000 After he delivers
00:31:26.020 His January 6th speech
00:31:27.160 Which is basically
00:31:27.760 The only thing he had to do
00:31:28.900 For like the month
00:31:29.740 Right
00:31:30.160 Deliver a good January 6th speech
00:31:32.120 And here he is outside
00:31:33.820 Talking to the people
00:31:34.720 You're not supposed to talk to
00:31:35.860 Yeah
00:31:36.220 We're just kind of
00:31:36.780 Standing there and waiting
00:31:37.700 Yeah
00:31:38.220 He's talking to them
00:31:39.100 He's in between
00:31:40.580 The chopper and the truck
00:31:42.180 And can't figure out
00:31:44.360 Hey I just got off
00:31:45.540 The chopper
00:31:46.060 Time to go to the truck
00:31:47.060 And he's kind of
00:31:51.460 Making a joke to this guy
00:31:52.740 And the guy is not laughing
00:31:53.920 The guy is like
00:31:54.460 Concerned like
00:31:55.360 Yo
00:31:55.640 Come get your boy
00:31:57.260 Yeah
00:31:57.580 Dr. Jill
00:31:58.280 Come get your boy
00:31:59.160 Where do I go?
00:32:00.780 Oh I think
00:32:01.460 Somewhere over there probably
00:32:02.600 You just got off
00:32:03.320 The helicopter
00:32:03.880 The door came down
00:32:06.480 From the helicopter
00:32:07.200 There's like
00:32:07.880 Eight feet between you
00:32:09.100 And the SUV
00:32:09.640 And he gets off
00:32:10.820 And goes
00:32:11.180 Now what?
00:32:12.020 That's like how a baby thinks
00:32:13.360 Yeah
00:32:13.560 That's a crazy spot
00:32:14.720 To get lost
00:32:15.360 Yeah
00:32:16.120 Exactly
00:32:16.820 Alright let's move on
00:32:17.880 Last page of housekeeping
00:32:19.340 There was a vaccine nanny 0.99
00:32:21.240 There was a
00:32:21.720 This is a good
00:32:22.580 This could be uplifting
00:32:23.680 But there was a nanny 1.00
00:32:25.000 Who didn't get hired
00:32:26.080 Because she was vaccinated
00:32:27.860 I just got turned down
00:32:29.300 For a nanny position 1.00
00:32:30.240 Because I had recently
00:32:31.300 Had my COVID
00:32:32.200 And flu vaccine
00:32:33.340 That's the
00:32:33.900 Travis Kelsey
00:32:34.580 Twofer
00:32:35.100 Right?
00:32:35.500 That he was promoting
00:32:36.340 Two at once
00:32:36.740 Because I had the vax 0.50
00:32:38.340 What the hell
00:32:39.120 Kind of world 0.85
00:32:39.900 Do we live in
00:32:40.600 When people won't hire you
00:32:41.660 Because you take care of yourself
00:32:42.880 And others as well
00:32:43.660 I wouldn't want to work
00:32:44.400 For those people anyway
00:32:45.440 Because they
00:32:46.180 Whatever
00:32:47.120 We don't need to hear the rest
00:32:48.280 But that's good to hear
00:32:49.520 And know
00:32:50.100 And that's what we should be doing
00:32:51.400 We should be discriminating 1.00
00:32:52.780 Based on political views
00:32:54.120 Yeah
00:32:54.680 Might as well
00:32:55.540 It's happening to you
00:32:56.760 For sure
00:32:57.320 Yeah
00:32:57.760 Exactly
00:32:58.520 And we don't want
00:32:59.140 Your spike proteins
00:33:00.080 Disrupting our endocrines
00:33:01.340 And shedding on us
00:33:02.360 Yeah
00:33:02.880 Shedding on my child 0.99
00:33:04.060 You witches and warlocks 1.00
00:33:05.260 But seriously
00:33:06.180 Would you want your child
00:33:08.240 To be group raised
00:33:09.640 By a person
00:33:10.440 Who takes orders 0.70
00:33:12.160 From pedophiles 0.95
00:33:13.040 And got an experimental shot 0.87
00:33:14.360 So they can go to a restaurant
00:33:15.320 And eat seed oils
00:33:16.100 And they're scared of Joe Biden
00:33:17.180 I think that's a recipe
00:33:18.400 For getting long housed
00:33:19.640 Nope
00:33:20.360 No
00:33:20.740 That's how you get a kid
00:33:21.980 Who hates you
00:33:22.780 Yeah
00:33:23.140 Alright moving on
00:33:24.640 Last few things
00:33:25.480 Of housekeeping
00:33:25.980 Before we get into
00:33:26.860 Cringe of the week
00:33:27.480 Remember that person
00:33:29.060 From last week's show
00:33:30.240 Who was doing the protest
00:33:32.480 About the $500,000 beach
00:33:34.780 That wasn't
00:33:35.420 Child's park
00:33:36.120 They wanted to put
00:33:36.760 A child's park 0.99
00:33:37.360 Where gay people were nude 1.00
00:33:38.680 And that would cramp 1.00
00:33:39.720 Their style
00:33:40.160 Yes
00:33:40.480 It's a little monsters guy
00:33:41.960 Yeah
00:33:42.340 Someone sent us that
00:33:43.240 Yeah
00:33:43.520 That's a good point
00:33:44.620 Same look
00:33:45.180 Alright
00:33:45.900 And last piece
00:33:46.820 Of housekeeping
00:33:47.440 Before we move on
00:33:49.320 Did you guys know
00:33:50.320 It's pronounced
00:33:50.940 Buffet
00:33:51.700 Alright
00:33:53.160 Buffet is pronounced
00:33:54.400 Buffet
00:33:54.960 Alright quit yapping
00:33:55.820 Alright that's the end
00:33:58.820 Of housekeeping
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00:35:06.660 Cringe of the week
00:35:07.600 We have a great
00:35:11.140 Cringe of the week
00:35:11.760 We have a fat section
00:35:12.740 Want to start there
00:35:13.540 You should start it
00:35:14.420 You're fit
00:35:15.220 To start that right
00:35:16.640 I don't understand
00:35:18.080 Never mind
00:35:19.260 You know
00:35:19.560 Let's just move on
00:35:20.020 That must have been
00:35:20.420 Over my head
00:35:21.000 Yeah yeah yeah
00:35:21.440 I didn't get the joke
00:35:22.200 It was a skinny joke
00:35:23.120 Oh okay
00:35:23.900 You're so skinny
00:35:24.660 I have the right 0.98
00:35:25.300 To make fun of these fatties
00:35:26.660 Well you actually do
00:35:28.040 Because we acknowledge it
00:35:29.720 And we don't pretend
00:35:30.600 Yeah
00:35:31.700 And we're fit
00:35:32.960 We're saying
00:35:35.040 For different reasons
00:35:35.920 I can make fun of them 0.55
00:35:37.200 Because I'm fat
00:35:38.200 And you're saying
00:35:39.120 I can make fun of them
00:35:39.860 Because I'm skinny
00:35:42.360 Alright let's just do it
00:35:43.620 Alright what do you want to start with 0.87
00:35:44.780 Let's start with the fat singer
00:35:45.640 My grandma paid me by the pound
00:35:54.500 Said I should try to slim it down
00:35:58.780 Went to meetings with my mom
00:36:02.400 Less I ate the more they applauded
00:36:06.480 Being hungry made me feel so proud
00:36:11.400 None of that rhymed
00:36:14.240 Yeah it's pretty
00:36:15.160 Pretty bad composition
00:36:16.740 I would say
00:36:17.260 None of it rhymed
00:36:18.220 Hey there fat Lila 0.97
00:36:19.980 What's it like in New York City
00:36:21.940 Heard mom and grandma
00:36:23.140 Want to lose weight
00:36:24.060 So you become more pretty
00:36:25.600 Oh boo boo
00:36:26.660 Times Square can't stand
00:36:29.140 The sight of you
00:36:30.240 Yeah yeah
00:36:30.820 I can keep going
00:36:31.600 You should
00:36:32.320 Keep going
00:36:32.860 I don't know the rest
00:36:34.220 Here's the thing though
00:36:35.240 This girl right
00:36:36.180 It was such an emotional toll
00:36:38.420 That two generations of her family
00:36:40.300 Cared about her enough
00:36:41.560 To like try to make an intervention
00:36:43.200 And have like an uncomfortable conversation
00:36:44.940 It's like the opposite
00:36:46.300 Every grandma
00:36:47.520 Mom taking you to meetings
00:36:48.980 Trying to get you
00:36:49.720 They were like
00:36:50.500 Okay how happy should our kid be
00:36:52.480 And it's like
00:36:53.500 Okay
00:36:54.120 We want endless happiness right
00:36:56.140 And then how happy can our kid be
00:36:58.220 When she's brutally overweight
00:36:59.580 It's like you start to hit a ceiling right
00:37:01.840 Especially if you're 7, 8, 10 years old
00:37:04.400 Whatever
00:37:04.700 So this is kind of like
00:37:08.120 These types of fat
00:37:09.800 Feel sorry for me 0.95
00:37:10.820 Write a whole song 1.00
00:37:11.740 In the stupid 1.00
00:37:12.420 This is like 1.00
00:37:13.680 Forrest Gump's girlfriend
00:37:14.700 Singing in the nude
00:37:15.720 Basically
00:37:16.200 But you know
00:37:17.680 She misses the point 0.97
00:37:19.120 That everyone cared about her
00:37:20.480 And tried to do it
00:37:21.220 And now it's like
00:37:22.220 Oh man 0.99
00:37:23.260 It has me such a fucked up relationship 0.99
00:37:25.340 With food 0.98
00:37:25.920 It's like
00:37:26.520 You're still fat
00:37:28.060 It didn't work
00:37:28.900 Right
00:37:29.240 You could have been way worse
00:37:30.520 If you didn't diet at all as a kid
00:37:32.360 Yeah
00:37:32.620 And just look at the bright side
00:37:34.300 Everyone cared about you
00:37:35.600 Right
00:37:35.820 And she's mad that her mom 0.99
00:37:37.460 And grandma
00:37:38.160 Didn't let her do
00:37:39.220 Whatever she wanted as a kid
00:37:40.680 That's abuse
00:37:41.480 Yeah
00:37:41.840 Abuse is not letting a child
00:37:43.380 Decide what to eat
00:37:44.620 When to eat it
00:37:45.280 How much to eat
00:37:46.220 That's the abuse
00:37:47.880 They were gonna pay you
00:37:49.120 They were gonna pay
00:37:50.000 And you make money as a kid
00:37:51.560 No one ever makes money as a kid
00:37:53.140 And here's the lesson here too
00:37:54.600 For parents out there
00:37:56.080 The pay to play
00:37:57.080 Didn't work
00:37:57.960 So don't try that 0.74
00:37:59.040 If you got a little fat kid
00:38:00.100 And you really wanna stop him 0.90
00:38:01.380 If you really wanna stop him
00:38:02.800 I would recommend
00:38:04.020 Pretending to be poor
00:38:05.240 Yeah
00:38:05.800 And then just be like
00:38:06.820 Hey this is all we have
00:38:07.840 We only have one rotisserie chicken
00:38:09.540 And some carrots
00:38:10.880 We can't afford anything
00:38:12.040 And then you get Taco Bell
00:38:13.520 On the way home
00:38:14.160 Or whatever you wanna eat
00:38:15.020 You eat in the pantry
00:38:15.840 We can't afford it
00:38:17.800 It's all we have
00:38:18.360 Yeah so you can't buy your way out 0.96
00:38:20.140 Of a fat kid apparently 0.98
00:38:21.340 Yeah
00:38:21.680 And also final thing
00:38:22.760 To close this up
00:38:23.540 You know how we always say
00:38:24.860 It's not good to make
00:38:25.800 Your looks
00:38:26.580 Your identity
00:38:27.260 And that's like
00:38:28.220 For like those types of girls 1.00
00:38:29.540 Who just takes a million pictures
00:38:30.600 Of themselves on Instagram
00:38:31.680 Yeah of course
00:38:32.260 And like everything's 0.99
00:38:32.720 About their butt 0.99
00:38:33.480 Or their face 0.99
00:38:34.320 Or whatever
00:38:34.800 It's the same for this too
00:38:36.680 Like there is a thing
00:38:37.760 Where these like 0.98
00:38:39.220 Fat girls 1.00
00:38:40.080 Or ugly people 1.00
00:38:41.020 They try to make 0.99
00:38:42.340 Themselves an uglier 0.96
00:38:43.880 And make that 0.99
00:38:44.940 Their identity
00:38:45.540 They buzz their head
00:38:46.540 They dye their hair
00:38:47.460 They make their appearance
00:38:48.680 Their identity
00:38:49.300 Even when it's not
00:38:50.480 A good appearance
00:38:51.320 It goes both ways
00:38:52.400 Yeah and if you
00:38:53.320 If you can't
00:38:54.320 If you aren't capable
00:38:55.500 Of living up to
00:38:56.320 One of the societal
00:38:57.300 Beauty standards
00:38:58.140 Or whatever standards
00:38:59.460 Health standards
00:39:00.400 Then you might as well 1.00
00:39:01.300 Fuck them all right 1.00
00:39:02.220 Yeah 1.00
00:39:02.660 You might as well 0.89
00:39:03.060 Dump them all 0.99
00:39:03.700 Shaved head
00:39:04.560 Purple hair
00:39:05.240 Nose ring
00:39:06.200 What's wrong with me
00:39:07.140 Nothing
00:39:07.500 Nothing's wrong with this
00:39:08.620 Yeah
00:39:08.840 This is what you want
00:39:09.720 And it's like
00:39:10.180 Yo buddy
00:39:10.660 This is your life
00:39:11.600 We just didn't want you 0.99
00:39:12.340 To be a fat kid 0.98
00:39:13.200 Grandma was worried 0.97
00:39:14.480 Yep
00:39:15.220 You know
00:39:15.480 Exactly
00:39:16.100 There was a
00:39:16.780 An influencer
00:39:17.760 Who had a crop top
00:39:20.180 Reenactment
00:39:21.020 I'm gonna recreate
00:39:22.700 This amazing
00:39:23.660 Dove Cameron look
00:39:24.640 In my size
00:39:25.580 I actually went out
00:39:26.480 And just bought
00:39:26.900 The exact same outfit
00:39:28.000 From Savage X Fenty
00:39:29.080 Luckily Savage
00:39:30.020 Is plus size friendly
00:39:31.100 So that was super easy
00:39:32.240 I did forget to film
00:39:33.420 The pants
00:39:33.960 I then grabbed
00:39:35.040 A pair of high heels
00:39:35.800 Because she was
00:39:36.200 Wearing high heels
00:39:36.880 And this is what
00:39:38.080 It looked like
00:39:38.440 When I was taking pictures
00:39:39.280 This is the final shot
00:39:41.060 I got
00:39:41.600 And this is the
00:39:42.580 Side by side
00:39:43.400 I nailed it
00:39:44.620 Where's the thong
00:39:46.480 Peaking out over the hips
00:39:47.740 Missed one little piece
00:39:50.000 Huh
00:39:50.300 Would have liked to see that
00:39:51.460 It's like
00:39:53.620 I recreated this
00:39:54.660 For plus size
00:39:55.320 And all she says
00:39:56.140 Is thankfully 1.00
00:39:56.680 They had fat fuck sizes 1.00
00:39:57.960 Yeah 1.00
00:39:59.020 So you didn't really
00:39:59.660 Do any work
00:40:00.240 You just bought
00:40:00.820 The same outfit
00:40:01.480 Do you think 1.00
00:40:02.260 The fat fuck size 1.00
00:40:03.240 And the little person size 1.00
00:40:05.320 Are the same cost
00:40:06.440 Because it's
00:40:07.280 Towards the amount
00:40:08.040 Of cloth
00:40:08.460 No certainly not
00:40:09.080 It has to be more
00:40:10.380 And that's how
00:40:11.200 You get a peek
00:40:11.820 At how much
00:40:12.300 It really costs to make
00:40:13.340 Because I'm sure
00:40:13.980 It's just a little
00:40:14.520 More expensive
00:40:15.160 But it should
00:40:16.040 It's twice the amount
00:40:16.960 Of cloth probably
00:40:17.800 You should have
00:40:18.380 It should be a clean 2X
00:40:19.760 Yeah
00:40:20.040 Absolutely
00:40:20.640 2X two times
00:40:21.840 Not large
00:40:22.860 And so this
00:40:24.620 When we were discussing this
00:40:26.180 I know this woman
00:40:27.960 Right
00:40:28.240 She's on Instagram
00:40:29.760 Her comments 0.92
00:40:30.660 You should see the comments section
00:40:31.780 It's all hype
00:40:33.220 Everyone hypes her up
00:40:34.320 This lady gets brand deals 1.00
00:40:35.940 And I guarantee
00:40:36.540 That was a brand deal
00:40:37.560 Alerting people
00:40:39.240 That the fat sizes
00:40:40.700 Are in for that brand
00:40:42.220 Right
00:40:42.620 Which leads us
00:40:44.620 Remember when we were
00:40:45.420 Talking the other day
00:40:46.480 About how comedians
00:40:48.240 There's like a bell curve
00:40:49.440 Yeah
00:40:49.900 Not even a bell curve
00:40:51.400 But like a great comedian
00:40:52.560 Is great
00:40:53.040 They get paid
00:40:53.760 Yep
00:40:54.180 Good comedians
00:40:54.960 Get paid a little less
00:40:55.920 Average comedians
00:40:57.460 There's nowhere for them
00:40:58.520 Nowhere to go
00:40:59.140 It's a struggle
00:40:59.760 You can't get off the ground
00:41:01.020 And then horrible comedians
00:41:02.720 That's when it comes back
00:41:04.000 And you can be so bad
00:41:05.280 That it's ironically good
00:41:06.500 And then you can make
00:41:07.780 Some manager will find you
00:41:09.140 And be like
00:41:09.460 Alright we'll keep
00:41:10.140 Pumping out social media clips
00:41:11.360 Keep bombing
00:41:12.140 Right
00:41:12.460 It's the same for this
00:41:13.960 Yeah
00:41:14.200 If you're a 10 out of 10 model
00:41:15.620 You get the deal
00:41:16.540 Exactly
00:41:17.040 If you're an 8.9
00:41:18.400 Beautiful skinny model 0.97
00:41:19.540 You don't really get that much
00:41:21.020 You get some
00:41:21.540 But not that much
00:41:22.400 If you're average
00:41:23.240 And don't really work out
00:41:24.420 You get nothing
00:41:25.340 No hope
00:41:25.820 If you're really 0.55
00:41:27.380 Really really really fat 0.89
00:41:28.400 And pretend you work out
00:41:29.860 You get the keys to the palace
00:41:31.880 Exactly
00:41:32.400 The whole world is yours
00:41:33.220 Endless brand deals
00:41:34.440 And positive reinforcement
00:41:35.800 From other delusional people online
00:41:37.940 You know
00:41:38.380 Yeah
00:41:38.660 I think that's a big part of it too
00:41:40.840 It's the delusional circle
00:41:42.320 And it's like
00:41:43.000 An implicit wink and a handshake
00:41:45.160 Hey you be delusional on my comments
00:41:46.860 I'll be delusional on yours
00:41:48.200 Let's get this brand money
00:41:50.880 Right
00:41:51.140 And there's an aspect to it too
00:41:52.620 Where this girl will see the comments
00:41:54.440 And everyone's like
00:41:55.020 Oh you look great
00:41:55.780 You're so confident
00:41:56.620 You're beautiful
00:41:57.360 This is really really good
00:41:59.420 Nobody ever says
00:42:00.160 I want to be just like you though
00:42:01.600 That's a good point
00:42:02.520 And then you get the other comments
00:42:04.140 That are like 0.93
00:42:04.480 You're fat 0.83
00:42:04.980 The only reason you're getting this deal 1.00
00:42:06.200 Is because you're fat 0.96
00:42:07.060 And then the girl thinks like 0.61
00:42:09.200 Oh there's competing realities
00:42:11.480 There's competing truths
00:42:12.640 When there's not
00:42:13.340 There's just one side
00:42:14.360 That's being like harshly true
00:42:16.100 And then another side
00:42:17.120 That's just lying
00:42:17.840 Yeah
00:42:18.200 And that's what like
00:42:19.240 The thing is
00:42:19.880 It's like oh different strokes
00:42:20.780 Different folks
00:42:21.280 People have different preferences
00:42:22.260 Actually
00:42:23.800 Some people are lying
00:42:25.440 Some people here are lying
00:42:26.460 And the same can be said
00:42:27.420 For the trans stuff
00:42:28.440 It's like
00:42:29.020 A lot of people
00:42:29.960 Just participate in the lie
00:42:31.300 Yeah
00:42:31.820 And I will never be one of those
00:42:33.820 Right
00:42:34.040 Yep
00:42:34.360 And then this is obviously dangerous
00:42:36.100 Because there's a lot of fat influencers 0.99
00:42:37.400 Who do this stuff
00:42:38.980 And now are being dead
00:42:40.200 Yeah 0.88
00:42:40.600 Being dead
00:42:41.740 These four social media influencers
00:42:43.600 Were swept up by a movement
00:42:44.940 That claims obesity
00:42:45.760 Is perfectly healthy
00:42:46.780 The tragic truth
00:42:47.740 Is that they've all died
00:42:49.260 Under the age of 45
00:42:50.620 And I only know one of these
00:42:52.300 I only know the guy on the left
00:42:53.540 I used to see him on TikTok
00:42:54.940 But 1.00
00:42:55.360 Eating pig shit 1.00
00:42:56.120 Yeah he was eating pig shit 1.00
00:42:57.260 He was always eating pig shit 1.00
00:42:58.260 And now he's dead 1.00
00:42:58.860 Yep
00:42:59.700 That's why you can't eat the poisons
00:43:01.420 Yep
00:43:01.900 Lululemon
00:43:02.940 Yes
00:43:04.320 We have some good news
00:43:05.220 Lululemon might be one of us
00:43:07.060 Well
00:43:07.880 This guy is a
00:43:09.260 One of the founders of Lululemon
00:43:11.140 And he's no longer involved
00:43:12.720 With the company
00:43:13.260 But he had some comments
00:43:14.340 They already got him out
00:43:15.340 Yeah they already got him
00:43:16.220 But he owns a lot of stock
00:43:17.300 He said
00:43:17.940 Diversity
00:43:18.420 Be honest 0.99
00:43:19.120 Some women are simply too fat 1.00
00:43:20.600 To wear leggings 0.99
00:43:21.300 Says Lululemon founder
00:43:22.540 Her at Lululemon
00:43:23.660 Is probably like
00:43:24.240 No
00:43:24.760 Do you have any other thing
00:43:28.160 Else to add from that
00:43:29.220 No he said
00:43:29.860 I think
00:43:30.160 Through this whole diversity
00:43:32.640 And inclusion thing
00:43:33.640 That they're trying to become
00:43:34.400 Like Gap
00:43:35.000 Everything to everybody
00:43:36.500 And I think the definition
00:43:37.700 Of a brand
00:43:38.220 Is that you're not
00:43:38.980 Everything to everybody
00:43:39.960 You've got to be clear
00:43:41.000 That you do not want
00:43:41.920 Certain customers coming in
00:43:43.140 Which is true 0.99
00:43:43.840 I mean
00:43:44.260 Lululemon's for hotties 1.00
00:43:45.820 Yeah 0.99
00:43:46.560 It's not for pigs
00:43:47.340 You wear Lululemon sometimes 0.84
00:43:48.840 You have shorts
00:43:49.580 I'm wearing Lululemon shorts
00:43:50.540 Right now
00:43:50.920 That's pretty good
00:43:52.240 And that founder
00:43:53.440 Who says the truth
00:43:54.780 And is maybe a show watcher
00:43:56.160 Based on what I'm hearing
00:43:56.920 He said as a joke one time
00:43:59.220 That Lululemon
00:44:00.660 They made the name up
00:44:01.780 Just because they thought
00:44:02.540 It would be funny
00:44:03.160 When they heard Chinese people 0.99
00:44:04.720 Try to pronounce it
00:44:05.580 Yeah
00:44:05.860 It would be like
00:44:06.480 Ruru Remen
00:44:06.920 Ruru Remen
00:44:07.640 They couldn't pronounce it
00:44:08.880 So maybe he's one of us
00:44:09.920 One of ours
00:44:10.660 Doing bits
00:44:11.340 One of ours
00:44:12.220 Doing bits
00:44:12.900 Slightly racist
00:44:14.100 Yep
00:44:14.500 All right
00:44:15.100 Let's move on
00:44:15.880 To our next page
00:44:17.280 Of Cringe
00:44:17.980 This could get
00:44:20.060 Some mixed opinions
00:44:21.340 The mini drill sergeant
00:44:23.260 Yeah
00:44:24.040 It's kind of a viral tweet
00:44:25.220 This is the tiny
00:44:26.700 Drill sergeant here
00:44:27.780 Absolute five foot nothing
00:44:30.100 Probably 4'11
00:44:31.220 Little Hispanic woman 0.95
00:44:32.600 Trying to get in 0.93
00:44:33.480 Someone's face
00:44:34.040 A drill instructor
00:44:34.860 And this guy said
00:44:36.940 My biggest worry
00:44:37.900 About the draft
00:44:38.480 Would be that
00:44:38.920 When confronted
00:44:39.420 With this thing
00:44:39.980 I just uncontrollably
00:44:41.020 Laugh in its face
00:44:42.020 And there were
00:44:42.660 A lot of angry
00:44:43.460 Tweeters
00:44:44.480 Oh she'd fold you up
00:44:46.260 Like a sourdough pretzel
00:44:47.620 Yeah
00:44:48.100 She says jump
00:44:49.180 You jump
00:44:49.800 How high
00:44:50.620 I don't
00:44:51.240 I don't
00:44:51.820 And so
00:44:53.160 You know
00:44:53.480 We just wanted to weigh in
00:44:54.580 And we kind of have
00:44:55.620 A couple new criteria
00:44:56.720 That we're learning
00:44:57.600 How we evaluate
00:44:59.520 New information
00:45:01.120 That comes out
00:45:01.580 Of the military
00:45:02.000 Right
00:45:02.340 Exactly
00:45:03.100 So when it comes
00:45:03.940 To the military
00:45:04.620 You have all these
00:45:07.320 Situations we've been
00:45:08.120 Faced with lately
00:45:08.720 A lot of the trans people
00:45:10.020 Yeah
00:45:10.340 This individual
00:45:11.540 The vaccine requirements
00:45:13.180 And I look at it
00:45:14.500 From a new perspective
00:45:15.560 I say to myself
00:45:17.280 When China sees this
00:45:19.240 Does China laugh 1.00
00:45:20.620 Or does China not laugh 1.00
00:45:22.580 Yeah
00:45:23.040 China laughs at that
00:45:24.360 China laughs 0.93
00:45:25.160 China laughs 0.93
00:45:25.780 China laughs 0.93
00:45:26.480 The transgenders 1.00
00:45:27.500 The people with the long hair
00:45:28.620 And the dresses
00:45:29.180 Who used to be men
00:45:30.080 Who were like in charge of brigades
00:45:31.460 China laughs 0.93
00:45:32.640 And then
00:45:33.400 The other piece
00:45:34.980 Is 0.88
00:45:35.860 Who would you rather have
00:45:37.580 In the military
00:45:38.160 This person
00:45:39.500 Or a trans man 1.00
00:45:41.320 I don't even know
00:45:43.580 That's an absolute coin flip
00:45:45.020 They're making it close
00:45:46.020 They made it a close call
00:45:47.080 I
00:45:47.360 I
00:45:48.100 I hate the military
00:45:49.300 I know
00:45:49.760 It's getting bad
00:45:50.660 It's getting greasy
00:45:51.260 I don't even like it
00:45:51.660 People just
00:45:52.320 People just sign up
00:45:53.220 For a paycheck
00:45:53.720 Now
00:45:54.400 It's not like
00:45:55.340 Serving or like
00:45:56.680 Honor or anything
00:45:57.760 It's like
00:45:58.340 Making TikToks
00:45:59.700 And like collecting a check
00:46:00.700 And getting college paid for
00:46:01.700 Get a free college
00:46:02.720 And you're
00:46:03.540 The kid of illegal immigrants 1.00
00:46:05.220 And you need a free college
00:46:06.760 And you had
00:46:07.220 You barely went to high school
00:46:08.420 Yeah
00:46:08.780 I like the military
00:46:09.980 I like some
00:46:11.160 I like high level
00:46:11.940 I respect our veterans
00:46:13.260 I like high level
00:46:14.220 But it's
00:46:15.480 Been
00:46:16.100 They
00:46:16.580 It's one of the things
00:46:17.340 Where they decay an institution
00:46:18.600 Before your eyes
00:46:19.500 And they make you say
00:46:20.960 Oh you like the military
00:46:21.660 Well here's the military
00:46:22.520 And it's all these trans people 1.00
00:46:23.600 And the midget 1.00
00:46:24.140 It's 20 twinks and a midget 1.00
00:46:25.580 You like the military right
00:46:26.960 And it's like
00:46:27.620 And then you
00:46:28.720 Salute Admiral Levine
00:46:30.480 And you go
00:46:30.860 Yeah I do
00:46:31.900 So that's what they're trying to do
00:46:33.680 And it's working
00:46:34.680 Because I
00:46:36.000 Don't even like it anymore
00:46:37.640 I have a different
00:46:38.780 I have like a lesser opinion
00:46:40.020 Of the military
00:46:40.600 Yeah
00:46:41.000 Agreed
00:46:41.840 If there's like a guy
00:46:42.820 In the military
00:46:43.320 Like a normal guy
00:46:44.560 And they're like
00:46:45.520 Oh I'm in the military
00:46:46.280 I'm so and so
00:46:46.840 So and so
00:46:47.320 Cool
00:46:48.000 Thanks man
00:46:48.960 Great
00:46:49.180 Love what you do
00:46:49.760 I appreciate it
00:46:50.500 Yeah
00:46:50.740 But once it gets into 1.00
00:46:51.500 The twink shit 0.99
00:46:52.160 85% of our military 1.00
00:46:54.560 Is transgender
00:46:55.120 I know
00:46:55.620 You keep saying that
00:46:56.520 Completely made up
00:46:57.760 Keep saying it
00:46:58.540 Alright let's move on
00:46:59.260 To the trans person 1.00
00:46:59.960 That wants to stab you to death 1.00
00:47:01.140 Which one is that? 1.00
00:47:02.960 Oh yeah yeah
00:47:03.500 You'll see
00:47:05.260 We have several of those
00:47:06.220 Yeah 0.99
00:47:06.620 I do wish death 1.00
00:47:07.900 On transphobic people 1.00
00:47:09.240 Because they wish death 1.00
00:47:10.500 On me
00:47:10.960 And have caused death
00:47:12.620 To many many many
00:47:14.640 Of my brothers and sisters
00:47:16.080 In the trans community 1.00
00:47:17.300 I want to stab 1.00
00:47:18.700 All of you to death 1.00
00:47:19.980 As many times as I can 1.00
00:47:22.160 I want to stab you 1.00
00:47:23.420 In the throat 1.00
00:47:24.020 And twist it
00:47:24.700 Like I'm carving 1.00
00:47:25.320 A fucking pumpkin 1.00
00:47:26.380 I want to shred you 1.00
00:47:28.220 Into tiny fucking pieces 1.00
00:47:30.340 I want to tear 1.00
00:47:31.460 Your fucking bones out 1.00
00:47:32.820 From your goddamn body 1.00
00:47:34.240 I want to scoop 1.00
00:47:35.320 Your brains out 1.00
00:47:36.200 With a fucking spoon 1.00
00:47:37.580 I want to eat 1.00
00:47:38.980 Your fucking flesh 1.00
00:47:40.680 Alright 1.00
00:47:41.180 Yeah
00:47:41.760 FBI be like
00:47:43.340 January 6th
00:47:44.840 FBI be like
00:47:45.740 What?
00:47:46.240 Didn't see nothing
00:47:47.100 Or that person
00:47:48.600 Needs to get into
00:47:49.160 Our military
00:47:49.820 Yeah let's sign them up
00:47:50.880 Yeah we can find you 1.00
00:47:51.820 Some people to kill 1.00
00:47:52.540 We actually have 0.96
00:47:53.040 An enrollment bonus
00:47:53.960 If you join today
00:47:54.860 Yeah that's not
00:47:56.720 Disqualifying at all
00:47:57.880 But to recap
00:47:59.700 Language and misgendering
00:48:01.960 Is violence
00:48:02.680 Violence is violence
00:48:04.420 Yeah
00:48:04.780 You are justified
00:48:05.760 To use violence
00:48:06.780 To prevent violence
00:48:07.860 Exactly
00:48:08.480 So it's a one big
00:48:09.500 Circular thing
00:48:10.280 Yeah exactly
00:48:11.840 So this person
00:48:12.620 Can attack you
00:48:13.380 For what you might say
00:48:14.660 Oh now thoughts
00:48:16.200 Now you even think it
00:48:17.420 Yeah
00:48:17.800 She's assuming 0.51
00:48:19.680 That she knows
00:48:20.360 Or he
00:48:20.940 Is assuming
00:48:21.500 She
00:48:21.800 She
00:48:23.200 Lily
00:48:23.760 Is assuming
00:48:25.060 That they know
00:48:25.640 What you're going to say
00:48:26.540 And it's hateful
00:48:27.480 So that's why 1.00
00:48:28.140 I need to stab you 1.00
00:48:29.320 And pull your bones 1.00
00:48:30.060 Out now 0.88
00:48:30.680 Yeah
00:48:30.920 Anything less than 1.00
00:48:31.860 Sucking them 0.99
00:48:32.440 Anything less than 1.00
00:48:34.280 Sucking them 1.00
00:48:34.740 Is bigotry 1.00
00:48:35.900 Let's go to the
00:48:36.880 Lesbians 0.93
00:48:37.460 Who have problems
00:48:39.040 With
00:48:39.380 I don't even know
00:48:40.360 How to describe it
00:48:41.040 Yeah don't
00:48:41.640 Just don't
00:48:42.660 A lot of lesbians 1.00
00:48:44.180 Particularly cis lesbians
00:48:45.700 Initiate
00:48:47.700 Flirting with
00:48:49.080 Other women 0.95
00:48:50.120 Is kind of
00:48:50.920 Through eye contact
00:48:51.640 Like
00:48:52.200 You can just tell
00:48:53.260 In the eyes
00:48:53.900 Like oh they're in you 0.64
00:48:55.160 As autistic trans women 0.59
00:48:57.780 That doesn't work
00:48:58.600 Because for one
00:48:59.560 I need people
00:49:00.140 To be very direct
00:49:01.000 With me
00:49:01.380 Because I don't
00:49:01.820 Like to make assumptions
00:49:02.620 About their intentions
00:49:03.540 The other is
00:49:04.600 That
00:49:05.200 Like by default
00:49:06.940 Miss trans women 1.00
00:49:07.780 Have their walls up 0.99
00:49:08.900 And are ready to brawl
00:49:10.000 Because
00:49:10.520 If a woman's 0.98
00:49:11.840 Staring at us
00:49:12.600 There's just this
00:49:13.560 Innate fear
00:49:14.360 That they're gonna
00:49:14.980 That they've like
00:49:15.740 Clocked us
00:49:16.440 And they're gonna 1.00
00:49:17.540 Say some turf bullshit 0.99
00:49:18.760 And we gotta like 1.00
00:49:19.680 Start throwing hands
00:49:20.840 So
00:49:21.900 Ah
00:49:22.340 First of all 0.88
00:49:23.840 Cis lesbian 1.00
00:49:24.900 I thought cis men 0.86
00:49:26.420 Straight
00:49:26.960 No
00:49:28.340 Cis is just
00:49:29.480 You know what cis means 0.76
00:49:30.720 Cis is their word
00:49:31.640 For people who are
00:49:32.620 In the right body
00:49:34.080 Oh
00:49:35.160 In the right thing
00:49:36.120 I thought cis men 0.60
00:49:37.160 Just meant men 1.00
00:49:37.860 Who like women 1.00
00:49:38.520 Nah
00:49:39.280 I thought it was just
00:49:40.360 That's the point
00:49:41.220 They wanna pervert it
00:49:42.060 And add an extra layer
00:49:43.020 That you don't need
00:49:43.760 Cis just means 0.99
00:49:45.400 Not a trans person 1.00
00:49:46.560 To them
00:49:47.200 All my straight 0.98
00:49:48.340 Lesbian jokes 1.00
00:49:49.260 Are useless 0.99
00:49:49.840 Okay 0.99
00:49:50.280 Start crossing my
00:49:51.220 But yeah
00:49:52.980 Three for three
00:49:53.960 On some trans stereotypes
00:49:55.300 Here
00:49:55.600 Disdain for women 1.00
00:49:56.640 Absolute melting
00:49:58.020 Disdain
00:49:58.520 Just dripping off
00:49:59.360 Threats of violence
00:50:00.500 Of course
00:50:01.100 Thinking you pass
00:50:02.440 And are owed
00:50:02.940 Sexual attention
00:50:03.840 Yeah
00:50:04.320 If someone clocks me
00:50:05.740 It's like believe me
00:50:06.780 You got clocked 0.99
00:50:08.040 Everybody fucking knows 1.00
00:50:09.000 When you walk into a room 1.00
00:50:10.000 They go whoa
00:50:10.900 So three for three
00:50:12.200 And then
00:50:13.000 Oh no
00:50:13.620 Actually it's four for four
00:50:14.520 Autism bonus
00:50:15.880 Yeah mental illness 0.97
00:50:16.760 Self-admitted mental illness 0.65
00:50:18.780 So just sprinkle it 0.89
00:50:20.020 It's a perfect video
00:50:21.160 Show this to your friends
00:50:22.440 When you wanna represent
00:50:23.160 All four like pillars
00:50:24.700 Of what these trans people
00:50:25.800 Are going through right
00:50:26.420 Exactly
00:50:26.980 And then the willingness
00:50:27.920 To fight at the drop of a hat
00:50:29.640 Oh yeah
00:50:30.380 That's something you see
00:50:31.580 In the urban youths
00:50:33.980 In urban decay
00:50:35.440 Are you drawing a parallel?
00:50:36.960 The urban youth community
00:50:38.280 For sure
00:50:38.740 Alright well
00:50:39.220 Should we move on to
00:50:40.080 Let's move on to urban
00:50:41.920 You wanna do the radical
00:50:42.800 How far are we?
00:50:43.800 You wanna do the radical support counselor?
00:50:45.160 We could just kind of
00:50:46.240 Even let it play
00:50:46.920 Radical support counselor
00:50:48.080 Or gender clinic
00:50:49.000 What would you rather do?
00:50:50.060 Actually I would rather do
00:50:51.100 The gender clinic
00:50:51.680 Because it's a unique
00:50:52.560 Individual story
00:50:53.460 That I
00:50:53.960 It's another thing
00:50:55.640 We're gonna accuse
00:50:56.420 Alright
00:50:56.700 And then we'll throw
00:50:57.560 Radical support counselor
00:50:59.800 Into bonus land
00:51:00.660 More reason to sign up
00:51:01.600 At fuckustalks.com
00:51:02.760 Okay cool
00:51:03.460 So this is some like
00:51:05.040 Gender clinic woman 1.00
00:51:06.640 Muppet
00:51:07.960 Talking to some
00:51:08.720 Three other gender 1.00
00:51:09.820 Pro-gender Muppets 1.00
00:51:10.840 And listen to this story
00:51:12.340 And then we're gonna tell you
00:51:13.580 What we think happened
00:51:15.000 But what
00:51:16.840 Just listen
00:51:17.800 I will tell you
00:51:19.400 About a situation
00:51:20.340 That I had
00:51:21.200 I had a young child
00:51:22.480 You know
00:51:23.320 Probably about
00:51:24.140 Four or five
00:51:25.160 Assigned male at birth
00:51:26.540 They went to an outside ER
00:51:28.780 In the tri-state region
00:51:30.120 Because the child
00:51:31.120 Was having testicular pain
00:51:32.800 Testicular pain
00:51:33.620 So they came into the ER
00:51:34.540 In a little dress 0.77
00:51:36.140 You know
00:51:36.700 Parents were calling her
00:51:38.880 Whatever her chosen female name was 0.50
00:51:41.880 And they get back
00:51:43.680 To the exam room
00:51:44.800 And they're so busy
00:51:46.160 Thinking the parents
00:51:47.740 Are abusing this child
00:51:49.140 That they're sitting there 0.81
00:51:50.260 Trying to call
00:51:51.380 Children's services
00:51:52.760 To take the family in
00:51:54.160 Because they're allowing
00:51:55.220 Their child to wear a dress
00:51:56.680 In the meantime
00:51:57.860 The testicular torsion
00:51:59.120 Is getting worse
00:52:00.080 I managed to get the child
00:52:01.680 Out of that situation
00:52:02.740 Into RER
00:52:03.720 And our urologist
00:52:05.500 Took them to surgery
00:52:06.400 But they did lose 0.91
00:52:07.360 The testicle 0.99
00:52:08.120 So a kid lost 1.00
00:52:09.960 A testicle boy 1.00
00:52:11.140 Because he was acting 0.99
00:52:11.940 Like a girl 0.99
00:52:12.660 How do you think
00:52:13.660 That came about?
00:52:15.060 Yeah
00:52:15.260 So young child
00:52:16.780 Four or five
00:52:18.120 She says
00:52:18.740 And my favorite thing
00:52:20.000 Is this woman
00:52:20.600 Acts like
00:52:21.280 Everyone was trying
00:52:22.020 To stop this child
00:52:23.080 From getting care
00:52:23.840 And she
00:52:24.380 The gender aware woman 0.61
00:52:25.820 Came in
00:52:26.600 Saved the day
00:52:28.000 Said no no
00:52:29.160 That's not abuse
00:52:29.960 That's nonsense
00:52:30.820 Let's get him into surgery 1.00
00:52:32.160 Kid loses a testicle 0.99
00:52:33.840 Right 0.99
00:52:34.120 And so
00:52:35.420 What we're thinking is
00:52:37.060 Testicular torsion
00:52:38.320 It can happen
00:52:39.740 You know
00:52:40.400 That's kind of
00:52:40.980 When your nuts
00:52:41.380 Get tangled
00:52:41.880 Right
00:52:42.240 You gotta go to the hospital
00:52:43.260 My nuts got twisted
00:52:44.140 I gotta go to the hospital
00:52:44.940 Take me to the hospital
00:52:45.700 Right
00:52:46.020 Pretty standard
00:52:47.100 You've done that
00:52:48.080 Before
00:52:48.320 You've taken me to the hospital
00:52:49.140 We got him unzapped
00:52:50.040 Really quick
00:52:50.560 And
00:52:50.780 I'm kidding
00:52:51.720 I'm kidding
00:52:52.060 We have a joke
00:52:52.740 That is a bit I do though
00:52:53.740 We have a bit
00:52:54.400 There's a bit
00:52:54.940 Whenever Rap Boy
00:52:55.660 Has any sort of like 0.96
00:52:56.800 Shot to the nuts 0.96
00:52:57.980 He goes 0.97
00:52:58.240 Oh my nuts got twisted
00:52:59.420 And you go to the hospital
00:53:00.480 So we had to explain it
00:53:03.160 Yeah
00:53:03.480 Yeah
00:53:03.900 All right
00:53:04.340 Because otherwise
00:53:05.240 People think I took you
00:53:06.380 To the hospital
00:53:06.980 For your nuts one time
00:53:08.260 I know
00:53:08.560 Never went to the hospital
00:53:09.420 Never been to the hospital
00:53:10.140 Never had a nut injury
00:53:10.940 Just a bit
00:53:11.480 Just a bit
00:53:12.360 All right
00:53:12.800 But so back to the story
00:53:14.260 Right
00:53:14.540 According to the Mayo Clinic
00:53:15.700 Testicular torsion occurs
00:53:16.920 Most often in males
00:53:17.940 Age 12 to 18
00:53:19.300 Often after vigorous activity
00:53:21.200 Or injury
00:53:21.700 Right
00:53:22.000 And so our suspicion
00:53:23.920 Along with the
00:53:26.080 Exposed
00:53:26.820 Exposed dark deeds
00:53:27.740 This Twitter account
00:53:28.540 Is that this kid
00:53:30.980 Who the lady said 0.78
00:53:32.020 Was younger
00:53:32.460 Four to five
00:53:33.280 We believe that this kid
00:53:35.280 Who thinks he's a girl 1.00
00:53:36.760 We don't know
00:53:37.900 What's the family doing
00:53:38.900 Are they tucking
00:53:40.080 Does this kid have 0.95
00:53:41.660 Cock shame 1.00
00:53:42.640 Or something
00:53:43.400 Because oh
00:53:44.440 You're a girl
00:53:44.840 You're a girl
00:53:45.260 You're a girl
00:53:45.640 Do you think you play with it
00:53:46.760 A little differently
00:53:47.380 Or like put it away
00:53:49.020 Or try to
00:53:49.680 I think it's tucking
00:53:50.540 Or maybe some tight
00:53:51.480 Underwear
00:53:52.920 To tuck
00:53:54.220 Tucking underwear
00:53:55.100 Exactly
00:53:55.540 Target sells
00:53:56.240 And so you know
00:53:57.100 We don't have exact proof
00:53:58.600 Of this
00:53:59.100 But we believe that
00:54:00.480 Something happened
00:54:01.800 Where the kid
00:54:02.520 Was messing around 0.99
00:54:03.440 With his junk 0.99
00:54:04.140 And got testicular torsion 0.99
00:54:05.940 Because of weird
00:54:06.800 Gender beliefs
00:54:07.800 At age four or five
00:54:09.760 As this woman said 0.99
00:54:10.860 And lost a testicle 0.99
00:54:12.640 Because of it 0.99
00:54:13.320 Yep
00:54:13.920 So yeah
00:54:15.220 And then my favorite
00:54:16.200 Is this woman
00:54:16.760 Acts like she's the hero
00:54:17.920 Oh no
00:54:18.680 This is totally normal
00:54:19.580 The kid comes in a dress 0.96
00:54:20.540 We need to get him
00:54:21.080 To surgery now
00:54:21.800 I'm the hero
00:54:22.980 Because I recognize
00:54:23.960 This is an abuse
00:54:25.280 And we're talking about 0.99
00:54:26.320 A kid losing a testicle 0.99
00:54:27.440 A kid losing a testicle 0.99
00:54:28.760 So I just wanted to 0.98
00:54:29.900 Like I like when we find
00:54:31.400 Stories like this
00:54:32.100 That we think are unique
00:54:33.200 That we haven't really
00:54:34.420 Heard before
00:54:34.920 So I'm glad we were able
00:54:36.140 To put that in
00:54:36.700 But testicular torsion
00:54:38.440 On a four year old
00:54:39.280 Like I don't know
00:54:40.980 And everyone in the zoom
00:54:42.380 Going like this
00:54:43.360 Bobble heads 1.00
00:54:44.080 Needs to be locked up
00:54:45.420 Yep
00:54:45.680 Prison
00:54:46.240 For life
00:54:47.460 Alright don't get too down
00:54:48.880 Or too depressed
00:54:49.700 We're moving on to
00:54:50.640 Urban Decay
00:54:51.340 It's gonna get a little worse
00:54:52.620 Alright first part of
00:54:54.380 Urban Decay
00:54:54.960 We have a goofball section
00:54:56.200 So goofball is a new drug
00:54:58.060 They're calling it
00:55:00.900 This is mostly on the west coast
00:55:02.760 In San Francisco
00:55:03.780 Portland area
00:55:04.800 And we have a couple videos
00:55:06.220 We're gonna run through
00:55:06.880 But a goofball
00:55:07.740 Which is an accurate name 1.00
00:55:09.560 Goofball got me acting goofy
00:55:11.340 Is a meth and fentanyl cocktail
00:55:12.940 Found more frequently
00:55:13.900 On the streets of San Francisco
00:55:15.720 Right
00:55:16.040 It makes you go like this 0.89
00:55:16.840 It makes you act all goofy
00:55:18.880 Here's this guy 0.77
00:55:20.480 He's being goofy 0.53
00:55:23.880 And then there's another guy 0.91
00:55:28.600 He's being goofy too 0.78
00:55:30.040 This one
00:55:31.880 Yeah
00:55:32.300 Oh actually that's the same guy
00:55:33.760 Same guy 0.90
00:55:34.340 Just being goofy
00:55:35.120 At a different 0.93
00:55:35.580 He gets even goofier 0.93
00:55:37.320 He keeps getting goofy 0.63
00:55:38.540 And here's number two 0.82
00:55:39.820 He's goofy 0.87
00:55:43.560 He's goofy as well 0.87
00:55:45.640 It might be that fentanyl 0.80
00:55:49.940 Yeah
00:55:50.820 And the fentanyl comes here
00:55:52.600 Across the border
00:55:53.220 Through the illegals
00:55:54.060 The whole show ties together
00:55:55.460 Of course
00:55:55.920 It's all one thing
00:55:56.900 It's all one thing
00:55:57.720 Which is neglect of
00:55:58.620 American principles
00:55:59.460 Honor
00:55:59.980 Integrity
00:56:00.900 So the illegals come 1.00
00:56:01.900 They give the fentanyl
00:56:02.860 To someone who cooks it up
00:56:04.160 Puts it into goofballs
00:56:05.180 Give it to these guys 0.94
00:56:06.020 They start getting goofy
00:56:06.920 And then the illegal
00:56:08.320 Who's here
00:56:09.180 Now gets free healthcare
00:56:10.440 And then mandatory
00:56:11.460 Gender reassignment surgery
00:56:12.740 Exactly
00:56:13.240 And the cartel
00:56:14.100 Killed George Floyd
00:56:14.980 It wasn't Derek Chauvin
00:56:16.480 It was the cartel
00:56:17.220 You look at the video
00:56:18.280 That's not even
00:56:19.160 Derek Chauvin wasn't even there
00:56:20.860 Alright so what
00:56:21.900 Lessons are we taking away
00:56:23.240 There's always a new cocktail
00:56:25.020 Coming up
00:56:25.780 And goofballs
00:56:26.860 Are one to watch out for 0.53
00:56:28.000 I personally think
00:56:29.160 If you see someone
00:56:29.680 Going like
00:56:30.080 On the street
00:56:31.380 You should see a paddy wagon
00:56:32.980 Come up with an old school 0.87
00:56:34.220 1950s
00:56:35.080 Siren 1.00
00:56:37.520 Not the loud shit 1.00
00:56:38.920 It's a goofball paddy wagon 1.00
00:56:40.440 It's a goofball paddy wagon
00:56:41.540 They take them away
00:56:42.320 And you never see that guy again
00:56:43.920 You know
00:56:44.600 Where do they take him
00:56:45.520 I don't know 0.79
00:56:46.080 He's being too goofy 0.74
00:56:48.000 For society 0.91
00:56:48.740 He was a little goofy 0.80
00:56:49.820 For society
00:56:50.420 But I like that idea
00:56:51.960 Where it's the old school
00:56:53.300 Paddy wagon
00:56:54.140 Which doesn't have the
00:56:55.480 You know how sometimes
00:56:56.480 An ambulance comes up
00:56:57.340 And you're like 1.00
00:56:57.660 What the fuck 0.99
00:56:58.680 Yeah 1.00
00:56:59.040 It's so loud
00:56:59.620 I like the old school
00:57:00.640 Low one
00:57:01.240 And take them away
00:57:02.140 You know
00:57:02.520 Yep
00:57:02.820 And then here's a guy
00:57:03.880 Who is mad at someone
00:57:05.460 Who's maybe on goofballs
00:57:07.100 But maybe just a regular 0.74
00:57:08.040 Street rat smoking crack
00:57:09.160 But here's how he handles it
00:57:10.300 Handles it well
00:57:12.000 Yeah
00:57:12.320 And I think this is the only way
00:57:14.220 To handle it
00:57:15.080 If you have this energy
00:57:16.220 When you approach a street rat
00:57:17.620 They'll listen
00:57:18.480 Because they're
00:57:19.000 They're in animal brain mode
00:57:20.420 Yeah
00:57:20.640 And they'll just recognize
00:57:21.580 Kind of authority in tone
00:57:23.220 And you can kind of
00:57:24.220 Send them away from your store 0.99
00:57:25.320 This what you're fucking 1.00
00:57:34.260 Out here doing 1.00
00:57:34.980 This what you're out here doing
00:57:37.240 Huh
00:57:38.380 This what you're out here doing 1.00
00:57:39.880 Get the fuck 1.00
00:57:41.720 From in front of this door 0.99
00:57:42.740 For a stomp 1.00
00:57:43.580 A fucking hole in your ass 1.00
00:57:45.000 Pull your pants up 1.00
00:57:45.960 Nasty
00:57:46.380 Pull your pants up 0.99
00:57:48.240 Nasty 0.52
00:57:48.720 That's how you deal with it 0.97
00:57:50.220 They like that
00:57:50.980 Hey
00:57:51.600 When you walk up to someone
00:57:52.880 And they go
00:57:53.240 Like dude
00:57:55.300 And crack smoke
00:57:56.160 Is coming out of their mouth
00:57:57.420 Yeah
00:57:57.800 I had second hand crack smoke
00:57:59.080 Once in LA
00:58:00.100 Wow
00:58:00.640 There was a street rat
00:58:01.980 And I was walking
00:58:02.680 And he turns and goes
00:58:03.960 And he blew it right in my face
00:58:05.880 And it smelled
00:58:06.380 It tasted like
00:58:07.720 Like Windex
00:58:08.760 Like if you lit Windex on fire
00:58:10.520 In like a pipe
00:58:11.460 It smelled
00:58:12.240 It tasted like that
00:58:13.120 It tasted like chemicals
00:58:13.940 Alright good to know 0.99
00:58:14.740 But I didn't even get that fucked up 0.96
00:58:15.980 So that tone 0.99
00:58:17.300 Some light threats
00:58:18.640 You know
00:58:19.120 Yeah
00:58:19.900 I don't know
00:58:20.400 They only respond to like
00:58:22.060 The threat of force
00:58:22.900 Or like
00:58:23.740 They don't respond to like
00:58:24.840 Light incentives
00:58:25.680 That are currently being
00:58:26.780 Implemented from like
00:58:28.080 The city of Los Angeles
00:58:29.040 Or something
00:58:29.580 They respond to like
00:58:30.940 Street justice
00:58:31.940 And that's it
00:58:32.640 So
00:58:32.980 So if you have the energy
00:58:34.220 Of someone willing to commit
00:58:35.560 Street justice
00:58:36.440 They'll listen
00:58:37.300 They'll listen
00:58:37.760 Oh yeah
00:58:38.020 Because they want to keep 1.00
00:58:38.740 Getting fucked up 1.00
00:58:39.760 Yeah 1.00
00:58:39.980 Alright 0.95
00:58:40.360 They want that next goofball 0.99
00:58:41.520 They need it 0.96
00:58:42.820 They can't get that goofball 1.00
00:58:43.940 If they get fucked up 1.00
00:58:44.860 Alright 1.00
00:58:45.340 There's a woman
00:58:46.240 Who had something
00:58:46.960 Stolen from her
00:58:47.900 That was very
00:58:48.800 Hard to steal
00:58:50.220 You'd think
00:58:51.180 I'm home
00:58:51.940 And my driveway's gone
00:58:53.780 What used to be
00:58:54.680 A concrete slab
00:58:55.680 Outside 1438 Bethesda Street
00:58:58.120 Is now a patch of dirt
00:58:59.480 That she didn't ask for
00:59:01.060 Someone took her driveway
00:59:02.800 As she was trying
00:59:03.740 To get ready for Christmas
00:59:05.000 Of all the things
00:59:05.860 That you worried about
00:59:06.480 Getting stolen
00:59:07.100 Did you think the driveway
00:59:07.960 Was one of them?
00:59:08.620 No
00:59:09.020 Not at all
00:59:09.760 Yeah
00:59:11.380 Thinking outside the bun
00:59:13.400 Catalytic converters
00:59:15.100 Easy
00:59:15.540 You know
00:59:16.160 Wallets
00:59:17.200 Purses
00:59:17.820 Easy
00:59:18.400 Stealing a driveway
00:59:19.880 That's a heist
00:59:21.220 That's a different level
00:59:22.180 Heist right
00:59:22.800 Can't have nothing
00:59:23.840 You can't even play
00:59:25.020 Defense against that
00:59:25.980 Yeah
00:59:26.380 What are you gonna do?
00:59:27.660 Chain it up?
00:59:28.580 Chain up the concrete?
00:59:29.920 Like you can't
00:59:30.500 That's pretty impressive
00:59:31.560 Yeah
00:59:31.920 If someone wants it
00:59:32.680 They're gonna get it
00:59:33.300 If you think big enough
00:59:34.420 You can do it
00:59:35.680 Yeah
00:59:35.900 Alright
00:59:36.300 Let's start going
00:59:37.720 Down this list
00:59:38.660 We have people
00:59:39.240 Who were thinking big as well
00:59:40.460 Okay
00:59:40.780 This lady
00:59:41.800 Got married
00:59:43.520 At a venue
00:59:44.460 She didn't pay for
00:59:45.540 It's kind of like
00:59:46.200 A little bit of reading
00:59:47.000 But it's very much worth it
00:59:48.440 Alright
00:59:48.800 So this post is from
00:59:49.660 The Mansion Society Indie
00:59:50.960 It said
00:59:51.680 Hi all
00:59:52.340 Happy holidays
00:59:53.020 Today
00:59:53.380 1231
00:59:54.020 We had an odd
00:59:54.860 Eventful day
00:59:55.560 At Mansion
00:59:56.260 That we feel
00:59:57.080 We need to share
00:59:57.780 As most of you know
00:59:58.960 We're a small
00:59:59.580 Owned business
01:00:00.200 And we do our best
01:00:00.940 To provide the best
01:00:01.760 Service to all
01:00:02.660 Today
01:00:03.420 While our staff
01:00:04.400 Was expecting
01:00:04.960 A normal Sunday
01:00:05.900 We noticed a downpour
01:00:07.320 Of patrons walking in
01:00:08.580 Soon enough
01:00:09.600 There was a full bridal
01:00:10.740 And groomsman party
01:00:11.660 A wedding officiant
01:00:12.960 Wedding photographers
01:00:13.920 And patrons
01:00:14.660 Leaving personal items
01:00:15.760 Including wedding gifts
01:00:16.760 Coats
01:00:17.340 Purses
01:00:18.040 All throughout the coffee shop
01:00:19.540 As they took over
01:00:20.820 This is a coffee shop
01:00:22.140 A beautiful bride
01:00:23.700 Walked in
01:00:24.240 And processed
01:00:25.720 They meant proceeded
01:00:27.620 To have a wedding ceremony
01:00:29.280 With zero knowledge to us
01:00:30.940 We book for private events
01:00:32.700 And are proud to host
01:00:33.720 Bridal and baby showers
01:00:35.440 Engagement shoots
01:00:36.360 Parties
01:00:36.860 And all sorts of
01:00:37.620 Private events
01:00:38.380 We were taking orders
01:00:39.680 Slinging drinks
01:00:40.540 And we couldn't stop
01:00:41.440 A wedding ceremony
01:00:42.180 Midway
01:00:42.700 The social media backlash
01:00:44.020 Could have been cancel
01:00:44.920 Were the ifs
01:00:45.500 Spun the right way
01:00:46.160 Our shock froze us
01:00:47.340 In the moment
01:00:47.820 In our email response
01:00:49.180 To the bride
01:00:49.580 We break down
01:00:50.260 What her party did
01:00:51.380 With love and respect
01:00:52.480 To the mansion society team
01:00:53.760 So this small business
01:00:55.320 Is describing
01:00:55.980 A group of people
01:00:57.060 Who came in one by one
01:00:58.260 And proceeded to just
01:00:59.700 Have an entire wedding
01:01:01.200 In the coffee shop
01:01:02.160 Without contacting anybody
01:01:03.540 An officiant
01:01:04.760 A groom
01:01:05.300 A bride
01:01:05.800 The groomsman
01:01:06.420 The bridesmaids
01:01:07.240 Everybody
01:01:07.720 So this was like
01:01:09.920 They didn't want
01:01:10.920 To get canceled
01:01:11.480 Which was weird
01:01:12.160 I'd be like
01:01:13.820 What the hell
01:01:14.240 Is happening here
01:01:14.940 You know
01:01:15.180 If I was a small business
01:01:15.980 Yeah no one's allowed in
01:01:16.400 So they kind of said
01:01:17.320 They were shocked
01:01:18.000 They said that
01:01:18.660 If spun the right way
01:01:20.340 It could be cancel worthy
01:01:21.680 To throw someone out
01:01:22.980 Who had your
01:01:23.880 Who took over your venue
01:01:25.460 Without renting it
01:01:26.340 And then they released
01:01:27.500 A picture of the bride
01:01:28.600 And groom
01:01:29.060 And it's a black wedding 0.95
01:01:30.500 It's an all black wedding 0.97
01:01:31.520 And that's why 0.93
01:01:32.420 They were scared 0.96
01:01:33.280 To not let these black people 1.00
01:01:35.160 Have a free wedding 1.00
01:01:36.240 In their
01:01:36.740 Venue space
01:01:38.660 Without paying for it
01:01:40.120 Because they would have been
01:01:41.720 Canceled and
01:01:42.580 Called racist maybe
01:01:43.820 Yeah pretty much
01:01:44.600 The social media black clash
01:01:45.980 Is what they say
01:01:47.380 For like
01:01:47.780 We can't tell a black person 1.00
01:01:49.160 No 0.80
01:01:49.480 And then they asked
01:01:50.400 For $200
01:01:51.100 After the fact
01:01:52.380 And then didn't get it
01:01:53.340 She goes
01:01:53.760 Yes the post has reached
01:01:54.820 The bridal party in question
01:01:56.060 The bride
01:01:56.660 The bride to be specific
01:01:58.180 She reached out via email
01:01:59.700 Offering a $200 donation
01:02:01.580 We have sent her reply
01:02:02.620 And in full transparency
01:02:03.520 We'll be posting our response
01:02:05.060 And this place asked
01:02:07.020 For $500 at least
01:02:08.500 And then the bride
01:02:09.000 Was like
01:02:09.260 What?
01:02:09.820 $500?
01:02:11.220 So
01:02:11.460 You just had a full wedding
01:02:13.300 Without booking it
01:02:14.600 And it's probably like
01:02:15.300 A thing where
01:02:16.040 They think like
01:02:17.360 Well this is what
01:02:17.820 White people be doing 1.00
01:02:18.860 Yeah 0.95
01:02:19.240 White privilege 0.52
01:02:20.100 Did you get a free wedding?
01:02:21.260 I don't really know
01:02:21.980 What the thought was
01:02:22.860 It was
01:02:23.240 Just an absolute heist
01:02:25.160 And you know
01:02:26.480 They basically steamrolled
01:02:27.740 Some hipster type coffee shop
01:02:30.640 With their wedding
01:02:31.940 And hey
01:02:32.640 Didn't have to pay a fee
01:02:33.720 Like I said
01:02:34.560 We don't want to pay
01:02:35.340 A venue fee
01:02:36.320 Like I said
01:02:37.400 So
01:02:37.920 The heists are getting weird
01:02:39.360 This counts as looting
01:02:40.940 Yeah that's a looting
01:02:41.780 You looted a wedding venue
01:02:43.000 You could loot a Target
01:02:43.860 And steal a bunch of stuff
01:02:45.020 Or you could steal a wedding venue
01:02:46.880 For a wedding day
01:02:47.840 It's the same thing
01:02:48.680 It's looting
01:02:49.280 Steal a driveway
01:02:50.220 Steal a wedding venue
01:02:51.940 Alright
01:02:52.240 Yep
01:02:52.960 And then we have a next clip
01:02:54.220 Which is kind of in line
01:02:55.060 With that as well
01:02:55.920 Someone stealing things
01:02:57.580 In an inappropriate way
01:02:59.540 You wouldn't expect
01:03:00.280 Yeah
01:03:00.860 Macaroni salad
01:03:05.280 Can you come to join?
01:03:07.120 No
01:03:07.500 I'll get it myself
01:03:19.280 Macaroni salad
01:03:21.660 Similar to the prank
01:03:24.040 Where they were licking
01:03:24.760 The ice cream
01:03:25.620 And putting it back
01:03:26.380 Yeah
01:03:27.360 So it's kind of like
01:03:28.960 This is a black privilege 1.00
01:03:31.520 Situation
01:03:32.100 Where 0.90
01:03:33.000 Antisocial black youths 1.00
01:03:35.960 Are trying to figure out 0.99
01:03:36.880 What the line is
01:03:37.640 That they can get away with
01:03:38.560 I agree with that
01:03:39.640 And
01:03:40.300 It's kind of like
01:03:41.700 You know
01:03:42.180 Can I grab macaroni salad
01:03:43.800 With my hands
01:03:44.440 And not get in trouble
01:03:45.160 Can I steal a bunch of Jordans
01:03:46.540 From Foot Locker
01:03:47.220 And not get in trouble
01:03:47.960 Can I 1.00
01:03:48.980 Steal a bitch's driveway 1.00
01:03:50.740 Yeah 1.00
01:03:51.440 And not get in trouble
01:03:52.320 Can I steal a wedding venue
01:03:53.540 And not get in trouble
01:03:54.260 Can I
01:03:54.640 Plagiarize
01:03:55.560 And get into
01:03:56.120 Be the president of Harvard
01:03:57.880 And not get in trouble
01:03:58.820 There's a few yeses
01:03:59.960 On that list
01:04:00.480 Yeah
01:04:00.800 There's like a line
01:04:02.040 Those are inbounds
01:04:02.800 What's the actual line
01:04:04.100 Because it's not law
01:04:05.160 It's not social norms
01:04:06.640 They're trying to figure out
01:04:07.580 An actual line
01:04:08.300 And it's a group
01:04:09.560 That usually says
01:04:10.800 That white privilege 0.96
01:04:11.500 Is a huge problem 0.99
01:04:12.400 And white people 0.99
01:04:12.980 Can do whatever they want 0.94
01:04:14.040 That looks like
01:04:15.060 Doing whatever you want to me
01:04:16.380 And I go back and forth
01:04:17.820 On this one
01:04:18.300 We talked about this one
01:04:19.160 Before putting it
01:04:20.160 In urban decay
01:04:20.720 Because this is basically
01:04:21.780 The same thing as Jack Doherty 0.99
01:04:23.020 Doing the social media shit 1.00
01:04:24.740 For clout 0.99
01:04:25.320 And whatever
01:04:26.060 But I mean
01:04:27.260 It is
01:04:27.720 You're right
01:04:28.260 They're trying to find a line
01:04:29.520 Oh can we stomp out 0.99
01:04:30.600 This white kid 0.99
01:04:31.240 At LeBron James school
01:04:32.460 Pretty much
01:04:33.920 They kind of did
01:04:34.560 They got away with that one
01:04:35.640 So I mean
01:04:37.420 I don't know
01:04:37.820 It's just part of a broader thing
01:04:38.980 Where stealing
01:04:39.980 And crimes are getting weirder
01:04:42.680 And we're exploring
01:04:43.860 Where the line is
01:04:45.020 Yeah
01:04:45.660 Exactly
01:04:46.480 Which takes us
01:04:47.760 To our next piece
01:04:49.440 The teacher was called racist
01:04:51.660 Teacher accused of racism
01:04:53.460 For creating a list
01:04:55.020 Of prohibited slang words
01:04:56.620 And phrases for students
01:04:58.440 And I'm going to just
01:05:00.180 Rattle off some of these
01:05:01.320 Bruh
01:05:01.860 Standing on business
01:05:03.060 Ooh wee
01:05:03.660 Ski ye 0.95
01:05:04.300 Ski ye 0.95
01:05:05.040 You ate that up
01:05:06.060 That's cap
01:05:06.740 What's up gang
01:05:07.720 Bet
01:05:08.240 Oh my god
01:05:09.340 Miss T
01:05:09.860 On god
01:05:10.800 On my mama
01:05:11.580 On my dead
01:05:12.600 Riz
01:05:13.500 What's up G Wade
01:05:14.580 In the cut with my twin
01:05:16.120 Just five
01:05:16.880 What's up G Wade
01:05:18.600 Can't say that
01:05:19.300 Can't say that
01:05:19.820 So obviously these are all
01:05:20.940 Useless phrases
01:05:21.740 They're all like 0.81
01:05:22.820 Verbal tics
01:05:24.360 That are required 0.93
01:05:25.140 That are
01:05:25.740 Kids picked up on tiktok
01:05:27.420 Right
01:05:27.700 Tiktok tics
01:05:28.920 Tiktok brain
01:05:30.860 On god
01:05:31.560 On god
01:05:32.060 On god
01:05:32.360 It's like basically
01:05:33.100 Having Tourette's
01:05:33.820 It's Gen Z version 1.00
01:05:34.700 Of Tourette's
01:05:35.280 Riz
01:05:35.540 Riz
01:05:36.100 Rizy
01:05:36.620 W in the chat
01:05:38.060 Riz
01:05:38.560 Yeah and then it kind of
01:05:40.640 Makes you wonder
01:05:41.120 What came first
01:05:42.260 Were these phrases useless
01:05:44.300 And that's why the teacher
01:05:45.300 Wants to get rid of them 0.99
01:05:46.100 Or were all the black kids 1.00
01:05:48.160 Saying this 1.00
01:05:48.960 And the teacher hates black kids 1.00
01:05:50.700 And wants them to 1.00
01:05:51.520 Limit their language 0.99
01:05:52.620 And I'm absolutely positive
01:05:54.120 There's at least some white kids
01:05:55.460 In here right
01:05:56.020 Definitely
01:05:56.540 And also keep in mind
01:05:58.040 Just for a random example
01:05:59.260 85% of schools in Baltimore
01:06:01.300 Are not proficient in math
01:06:02.740 Or reading
01:06:03.140 With 23 schools
01:06:05.120 Where there's not one kid
01:06:06.840 In the whole school
01:06:08.080 Proficient in math
01:06:09.200 And reading
01:06:09.600 And then they're gonna say
01:06:10.740 Oh this is racist
01:06:11.640 This teacher's the problem
01:06:12.680 Yeah
01:06:13.260 I don't think it's the time
01:06:14.820 Based on Baltimore
01:06:15.560 And Chicago public schools
01:06:16.640 I don't think it's the time 0.95
01:06:17.480 To listen to black students 0.89
01:06:19.060 On what
01:06:19.700 How a classroom should be run
01:06:21.300 You know what I mean
01:06:22.380 I think it's kind of like
01:06:23.260 We should be back to the standards time
01:06:25.520 Right now
01:06:26.040 Just right now
01:06:27.000 Exactly
01:06:27.740 It's not like the guy's saying
01:06:28.860 Hey
01:06:29.140 No saying adjustable rate mortgages
01:06:31.580 In my class
01:06:32.380 Yeah
01:06:32.660 We don't want you to learn about that
01:06:34.220 So you stay in section 8 housing
01:06:35.860 Exactly
01:06:36.400 Exactly
01:06:37.100 That would be racist I guess
01:06:38.940 Yeah
01:06:39.320 100%
01:06:40.700 Yeah
01:06:40.880 Never redefine print
01:06:42.140 You can't
01:06:42.580 No fine print
01:06:43.540 But
01:06:44.660 Just sign it
01:06:45.720 Yeah
01:06:45.960 Just sign it
01:06:47.160 Whenever you get a contract
01:06:48.400 You sign it
01:06:49.200 If rates go up
01:06:50.080 You can renegotiate
01:06:51.320 But yeah
01:06:52.300 No exactly
01:06:52.860 These are verbal tics
01:06:54.020 I see there's nothing more
01:06:54.960 As like
01:06:55.420 Verbal diarrhea 0.98
01:06:57.280 And useless verbiage 0.96
01:06:58.900 And so it's like
01:06:59.740 What should you be doing in school?
01:07:01.520 Expanding the words you use
01:07:02.880 And figuring out new ways
01:07:03.940 To create sentences
01:07:04.820 That
01:07:05.240 Or finding a particular
01:07:06.620 Vocabulary word
01:07:07.500 That fits exactly
01:07:08.460 What you want to say
01:07:09.200 Instead of kind of
01:07:09.980 What you want to say
01:07:10.700 Yeah
01:07:11.660 I mean
01:07:12.160 It's not that crazy
01:07:13.480 Twitter
01:07:14.180 Went nuts
01:07:15.060 One of these said
01:07:16.220 This was like
01:07:16.700 The most racist thing
01:07:17.400 I've seen recently
01:07:18.240 And it had
01:07:19.700 200,000 likes
01:07:21.500 So they really love
01:07:22.900 Seeing and finding racism
01:07:24.180 Yeah
01:07:24.820 Exactly
01:07:25.480 Do you want to tell
01:07:26.120 When me and you went to
01:07:27.740 Amarillo, Texas
01:07:29.560 And we went to that club
01:07:30.700 Oh yeah
01:07:31.440 There was a country
01:07:32.780 Like a country line dancing club
01:07:34.500 That me and Fleckis went to
01:07:35.380 On Amarillo, Texas
01:07:36.200 When we were driving out to LA
01:07:38.080 For a road trip
01:07:39.260 Once upon a time
01:07:39.900 And
01:07:40.920 It was just
01:07:42.060 No do-rags
01:07:43.140 No flat brims
01:07:44.060 No sagging pants
01:07:45.220 No wife beaters 0.82
01:07:46.200 No this
01:07:46.780 And it was like
01:07:47.400 Basically just
01:07:48.000 No zero black culture 0.99
01:07:49.740 Zero black people 1.00
01:07:50.680 Allowed in here 0.98
01:07:51.340 And I hope they're still doing it
01:07:52.860 That's your right
01:07:54.020 You're allowed to have standards
01:07:55.160 If you're a business
01:07:56.180 You're allowed to have
01:07:56.980 A specific type of thing
01:07:58.180 You don't want
01:07:58.820 Same with the teacher
01:08:00.220 And then
01:08:01.140 That's not saying
01:08:02.240 That certain people
01:08:02.960 Can't come
01:08:03.640 Because if you're
01:08:04.900 A well-to-do person 0.56
01:08:06.420 Who is black
01:08:07.400 Who doesn't have 0.60
01:08:08.360 Sagging pants
01:08:09.320 And a flat brim hat
01:08:11.200 And a wife beater
01:08:12.040 Come on in and line dance
01:08:13.400 Come on in and line dance
01:08:14.380 Buddy
01:08:14.640 You get the culture
01:08:15.520 You're part of it
01:08:16.260 Yep
01:08:16.520 So people will jump
01:08:18.000 To say
01:08:18.300 Oh that's racist
01:08:18.880 But it's like
01:08:19.280 Well why do 0.68
01:08:20.020 Why do black people 1.00
01:08:20.960 Have to sag their pants 1.00
01:08:22.100 Yeah
01:08:22.460 Why are you attributing
01:08:23.460 Like a negative quality
01:08:24.920 And saying
01:08:25.340 Oh it's okay 0.97
01:08:26.180 Because it's black people 0.99
01:08:27.360 People shouldn't have 0.99
01:08:28.900 Their pants sagging down
01:08:29.980 People shouldn't be
01:08:30.740 Wearing hats inside
01:08:31.540 And wearing a wife beater 1.00
01:08:32.360 To a club
01:08:33.040 And that's just
01:08:33.680 One guy's opinion
01:08:34.480 But unfortunately
01:08:35.540 That one guy
01:08:36.360 Owns the establishment
01:08:37.460 So
01:08:37.960 You kind of
01:08:39.140 Gotta play by his rules
01:08:40.100 Right
01:08:40.340 Yep
01:08:40.600 Alright
01:08:40.860 Don't get too down
01:08:41.600 Or too depressed
01:08:42.240 Moving on to
01:08:42.760 Uplifting gold
01:08:43.620 We're in the final stretch
01:08:45.320 Here on the show
01:08:46.060 The first two clips
01:08:47.680 Are improvements
01:08:48.740 To jobs
01:08:49.620 That make things better
01:08:50.660 The first guy
01:08:51.620 Invented a chair
01:08:52.460 For haircuts
01:08:53.260 I really like
01:08:55.540 Stuff like this guys
01:08:56.600 Patented
01:08:57.600 Look at that
01:08:58.560 He wants to sell it
01:08:59.440 To people
01:08:59.820 And then you just
01:09:01.500 Cut the hair like that
01:09:02.480 You don't have to
01:09:02.860 Stand up all the time
01:09:04.040 I like it
01:09:05.360 I like stuff like that
01:09:06.620 And then he goes
01:09:07.200 Up and down
01:09:07.840 It can support his weight
01:09:09.140 Uplifting gold
01:09:10.440 That's uplifting
01:09:11.160 Baby
01:09:11.520 Next is the guy
01:09:12.720 Who's icing up beers
01:09:13.700 I like stuff like this
01:09:15.560 Because people take
01:09:16.060 Their jobs seriously
01:09:17.100 This makes it nice
01:09:18.760 And then you go get a beer
01:09:19.760 And look what it looks like
01:09:20.660 It looks so nice
01:09:22.940 Wouldn't you want to
01:09:25.340 Like grab a
01:09:26.180 Ice cold beer
01:09:27.080 That's covered in ice
01:09:28.120 Like that
01:09:28.580 These are the commercial beers
01:09:29.720 This is what you see
01:09:30.380 In a commercial
01:09:30.920 So respect to that
01:09:32.580 That's uplifting
01:09:33.320 Love to see people
01:09:34.300 Taking their jobs seriously
01:09:35.520 Not just saying
01:09:36.660 Oh I work at the store
01:09:37.840 And I only get paid
01:09:38.560 Ten dollars an hour
01:09:39.640 I ain't doing that
01:09:40.520 Oh I'm just
01:09:41.240 I'm just checking in
01:09:42.380 Checking out
01:09:42.900 As soon as the clock
01:09:43.680 Goes six o'clock
01:09:45.160 I leave
01:09:45.780 Not good
01:09:46.980 Let's go up
01:09:48.520 Messing with guy in store
01:09:51.420 This is funny
01:09:52.600 What's one of your
01:09:54.080 Biggest achievements
01:09:54.680 You earned in life
01:09:55.360 One of my biggest
01:09:56.780 Achievements
01:09:57.500 I would say was
01:10:00.720 I was working in
01:10:02.240 The manufacturing
01:10:03.140 Boring 1.00
01:10:03.980 Fuck y'all niggas 1.00
01:10:05.340 He just starts 1.00
01:10:08.940 Laughing
01:10:09.480 Back
01:10:10.500 That's how you deal with it
01:10:11.940 That's how you handle it 0.99
01:10:12.900 That's funny shit 0.99
01:10:13.960 Yeah 0.98
01:10:14.200 Alright let's go to the
01:10:15.760 That's a good bit
01:10:16.520 It doesn't hurt anybody
01:10:17.540 You're not doing anything crazy 1.00
01:10:18.860 He says fuck y'all 1.00
01:10:20.280 He rolls off 1.00
01:10:21.960 And he rolls off
01:10:22.900 And everyone's laughing
01:10:23.800 Let's go to the person
01:10:24.900 Who gives iced coffee
01:10:26.220 To their mom
01:10:27.100 And she's excited about it
01:10:28.580 I take so little
01:10:30.100 To make my mom happy
01:10:31.580 This is just an iced coffee
01:10:34.480 Watch
01:10:35.200 The song
01:10:35.980 For going
01:10:36.420 Jimmy G.
01:10:37.140 Comey 0.99
01:10:37.460 Is now just $199
01:10:38.940 Is that right
01:10:39.700 I'm sorry
01:10:40.640 You just make someone's day
01:10:46.960 With something easy
01:10:47.840 That's nice
01:10:48.560 Isn't that great
01:10:49.600 Low effort
01:10:50.240 High yield
01:10:51.120 All you had to do
01:10:51.920 Was pour it in
01:10:52.520 And add some ice
01:10:53.120 Smart
01:10:53.840 You got mom cracking up
01:10:55.140 Yeah
01:10:55.420 Alright let's go to
01:10:57.380 The national anthem
01:10:58.560 Junior USA team
01:11:01.440 Singing the national anthem
01:11:03.180 Love to see it
01:11:04.660 From this red glare
01:11:08.120 The bombs bursting in air
01:11:11.900 Gave proof to the night
01:11:16.000 That our flag was still there
01:11:19.940 In the stars
01:11:21.300 Take us that stars
01:11:23.800 They hold
01:11:24.920 Better their way 0.69
01:11:28.540 O'er the land
01:11:32.640 Of the sea
01:11:34.640 And all
01:11:37.320 Of the brave
01:11:40.360 Isn't that nice
01:11:42.480 It's harder
01:11:43.180 When you just beat Sweden
01:11:44.120 And the boys
01:11:45.040 Are singing
01:11:45.520 And they're happy
01:11:46.380 And everyone in the crowd
01:11:47.200 Is happy
01:11:47.740 And America's the best
01:11:48.860 Feels good
01:11:49.580 You don't see that
01:11:50.260 At sporting events anymore
01:11:51.340 Yep
01:11:51.820 And then
01:11:52.840 Should we end
01:11:53.900 On the final piece
01:11:54.760 Or should we end on that
01:11:55.540 Let's end on that
01:11:56.700 I think it's good
01:11:57.700 To end on that
01:11:58.400 Yeah
01:11:58.680 So there's a couple
01:11:59.840 Clips that we didn't get to
01:12:00.880 That we're obviously
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01:12:24.540 My grandma
01:12:27.020 Paid me
01:12:28.200 By the pound
01:12:29.240 Boring 1.00
01:12:30.100 Fuck y'all 1.00
01:12:31.180 Niggas 1.00
01:12:31.480 What will you buy
01:12:34.000 Madness
01:12:34.480 I'm
01:12:35.120 Dad
01:12:36.260 I'm
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