Fleccas Talks Podcast - MINI DRILL SERGEANT

00:00:00.000 All right, welcome back to fucking socks a podcast episode 136 today on the show a new scam is being done by illegals and it's costing American citizens big bucks

00:00:11.200 Then we have a very funny fat section in this week's cringe of the week

00:00:15.600 You're not going to want to miss then in urban decay. There's a new drug called goofballs

00:00:20.560 That's probably going to be infecting a city near you and you also won't believe what this lady had stolen from her house

00:00:27.420 And last but not least the twinkification of American men continues this time at the golden globe awards

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00:03:01.140 All right. We have a very important housekeeping this week, believe it or not

00:03:06.200 But I have a feeling we're starting with some bullshit

00:03:08.500 Is that true?

00:03:10.740 We're gonna start with some awooga maxing

00:03:12.840 Okay, we need to follow up

00:03:14.140 We have a little bit of a follow-up

00:03:15.660 Obviously last episode we spoke about how it's now the time to be awooga maximalists

00:03:21.560 If you see a girl, awooga, hummina, hummina, hummina

00:03:24.600 Exactly

00:03:25.100 That kind of stuff

00:03:26.080 And then you had a good point before we get into the clip

00:03:29.040 Well, you know, somebody said, we covered those African migrants who were talking about rape

00:03:34.760 And they didn't even, they were like, oh, they could make a sound

00:03:36.840 They didn't even understand why raping someone was bad

00:03:38.900 And that was technically awooga maxing

00:03:43.020 Gone too far

00:03:44.040 But I think it was awooga maxing mixed with henchman maxing

00:03:48.220 Can't do that

00:03:48.720 So you never mix those two

00:03:50.120 You can't mix the two

00:03:51.380 You have to pick one or the other

00:03:52.780 If you mix the two, you're gonna commit a crime

00:03:55.740 Yeah, get bad, quick

00:03:57.680 So we do have a clip for awooga maxing

00:03:59.980 Here's an example of what we all should be doing

00:04:02.080 Yeah

00:04:05.480 That's good

00:04:08.000 Girls love that

00:04:08.700 They'll approach you

00:04:09.560 They'll know you like her

00:04:10.680 Exactly

00:04:11.180 It's easy

00:04:12.240 Obviously with awooga maxing, the overarching theme is it's anti-twink behavior

00:04:17.960 Yeah

00:04:18.480 At a time where being a twink is artificially encouraged by the witches that subvert this realm through Hollywood

00:04:25.220 Okay

00:04:25.920 Okay

00:04:27.520 But you're with me

00:04:28.680 A little bit

00:04:29.400 You're directionally correct

00:04:31.660 I'm in the ballpark

00:04:33.340 Yeah

00:04:33.740 Exactly

00:04:34.820 So there was a clip the other night from the Golden Globes where Timothy Chalamet

00:04:40.520 Yeah, go ahead, pronounce the T, go ahead

00:04:42.300 And Kylie Jenner

00:04:43.980 Yeah

00:04:44.280 They're kissing

00:04:45.220 And here's like a little moment they had that was on TV

00:04:48.960 But look what's going on here

00:04:51.580 Looking at this

00:04:52.760 Wouldn't you agree that the girl is the guy and the guy is the girl?

00:04:58.380 Yeah

00:04:58.680 Like he's sitting there and she's like touching his necklace and he's just like looking up into her eyes

00:05:04.040 And she's kind of in control and like touching him or whatever

00:05:07.800 Yeah

00:05:08.280 It's kind of like the body language is flipped at least

00:05:12.180 And bigger picture obviously with Hollywood

00:05:14.960 They're encouraging women to be more like men

00:05:17.760 Okay

00:05:18.260 Right

00:05:18.640 Yeah

00:05:18.960 And that allows for less strong families

00:05:21.680 And basically they're like trying to sacrifice good women into the slut birth control fried brain agenda

00:05:31.180 For sure

00:05:31.720 For sure

00:05:32.200 That's kind of how I see it

00:05:33.060 And then men are relegated to the Phil Dunphy role

00:05:36.100 The bumbling idiot like who can't get anything right and he's not the leader of the family

00:05:40.580 Or yeah you're either the bumbling idiot like Phil Dunphy or you're a straight homosexual

00:05:45.460 Yeah

00:05:45.980 And then also obviously everyone's being encouraged to take birth control

00:05:49.880 So you can act like a man and be a slut and not have you know repercussions for your actions

00:05:54.640 And when you do that and you take birth control it makes you attracted to weaker men

00:06:00.960 So a lot of times girls will be on birth control

00:06:03.280 They'll marry somebody

00:06:04.640 They'll get off birth control to have a child

00:06:07.220 And then they'll kind of be like damn what am I doing?

00:06:10.200 I'm with some manlit bitch boy

00:06:12.160 This guy doesn't smell right to my primal instinct that has been previously suppressed

00:06:16.640 And then if you keep going and you stay married

00:06:19.580 Now you have like a weak family unit that's kind of destined for failure

00:06:23.500 And then future generations that come from that family unit will see what their parents had

00:06:27.960 And be like oh I don't want to get stuck into a marriage like that

00:06:30.580 Because obviously something was up because the woman was the leader

00:06:34.340 Because the man was weak and should have never been married in the first place

00:06:37.060 Okay

00:06:37.420 Does that

00:06:38.660 Yeah it's all directionally correct

00:06:41.600 But what was the witches and warlocks part of the Hollywood thing?

00:06:44.580 This seems like birth control and then like women and like media

00:06:47.940 I don't think there was a witch ever

00:06:49.740 There was the kissing Timothy Chalamet

00:06:52.040 Okay alright

00:06:52.740 That was the witch

00:06:53.500 Alright

00:06:53.960 The one that made their dad become a lady too

00:06:56.420 Yeah

00:06:56.960 That was one of the witch sacrifices

00:06:58.340 Oh yeah yeah yeah

00:06:59.040 Okay yeah yeah

00:06:59.920 So you're back

00:07:00.580 A little bit

00:07:01.420 So I found a tweet that was kind of like a meme that kind of falls in line with what we just said

00:07:07.620 A 71 year old guy

00:07:09.400 He said I'm 71 years old

00:07:10.980 To see a girl in her panties took at least five dates when I was growing up

00:07:14.760 I'm scrolling down my phone and there's just

00:07:17.280 And it's there for free

00:07:19.260 I love this world

00:07:20.220 And it's just like some girl thirst trapping in her panties

00:07:23.020 Yep

00:07:23.440 So we have a girl

00:07:24.120 And then we have the girls acting like men

00:07:25.920 Like we said

00:07:26.560 So basically

00:07:27.140 We have our straight women acting like men

00:07:29.720 Our straight men are acting like gays

00:07:32.300 And then our gays are becoming trans

00:07:34.760 Yeah

00:07:35.260 Everybody moves over one rung

00:07:36.920 And the world keeps moving

00:07:38.560 I actually had a theory

00:07:39.680 Are we going to talk about this at all?

00:07:40.900 I had a theory that

00:07:42.200 Gay men have contributed to the promiscuity of women

00:07:45.600 Go ahead

00:07:46.680 Well it's just a theory

00:07:48.020 I'll hear that one

00:07:49.060 I'm listening

00:07:49.880 Well that's just the gist of it

00:07:51.620 It's nice to have a podcast

00:07:52.900 You can just fire from the hip

00:07:54.000 And kind of get a theory out there

00:07:55.160 Without needing too much proof

00:07:56.880 Yeah yeah yeah

00:07:57.420 But I think you know

00:07:58.940 Gay culture

00:07:59.560 In terms of

00:08:00.560 We've always talked about how gay men have the governors off

00:08:03.100 And it's just fucking each other

00:08:04.820 Circuit parties

00:08:06.000 Dog has monkey pox

00:08:07.480 All that type of stuff

00:08:08.280 Yeah yeah yeah

00:08:08.840 Match on Grindr

00:08:10.800 And one day you bring up two dates to the secure floor

00:08:13.160 In Barcelona or wherever that

00:08:15.060 Yeah yeah yeah

00:08:15.460 So I think gay guys have had a negative impact on women

00:08:18.320 And just kind of said

00:08:19.400 Both through media and interpersonal relationships

00:08:22.100 Like yeah fuck him

00:08:23.240 Do it

00:08:23.920 You know

00:08:24.280 Yeah yeah

00:08:24.800 And then in the media

00:08:25.560 We're getting you laid tonight

00:08:26.580 Exactly

00:08:27.120 They're giving like the male brain to their girlfriend who's straight

00:08:30.440 And then she thinks like

00:08:31.600 Oh these gay guys are my friends

00:08:32.960 They have advice

00:08:33.560 And then all the gay guys want to do is like constantly fucking suck

00:08:36.040 Yeah exactly

00:08:36.900 So I just wanted to get that on the books

00:08:38.640 I'm sure somebody else has said that too

00:08:40.100 Once upon a time

00:08:40.880 But I was thinking about it

00:08:42.560 Heard it here first

00:08:43.320 Yeah

00:08:43.560 At least on the show

00:08:44.940 Most recently here first

00:08:46.320 You heard it here most recently first

00:08:48.740 And obviously I have a little thesis too

00:08:51.420 I want to get on the record

00:08:52.900 Let him go

00:08:53.460 I think this is affecting other animals too

00:08:56.060 And it's being promoted via other species

00:08:59.700 This is at the zoo

00:09:01.320 They said oh the meme says visit the zoo

00:09:03.580 It'll be fun they said

00:09:04.740 Look what they're doing

00:09:05.820 These are two male polar bears

00:09:07.300 Tonguing each other down

00:09:08.640 Tonguing each other down

00:09:10.180 Disgusting

00:09:10.860 So you can't go to the zoo anymore because of LGBT

00:09:13.480 Because of woke

00:09:14.900 And this is actually making the case for

00:09:17.420 It's something chemical

00:09:18.540 Yeah

00:09:19.200 It's in the water

00:09:19.800 They can't groom these polar bears

00:09:21.440 Into tonguing each other down

00:09:22.760 So there might be something in the water

00:09:25.120 That's making the polar bears gay

00:09:26.580 All right

00:09:27.040 Maybe they signed a deal with Coca-Cola

00:09:28.560 We're really firing from the hip today

00:09:30.940 That was a loose

00:09:31.860 Accusations and theories

00:09:34.040 I don't even know if that's gay

00:09:35.100 If they just lick

00:09:35.820 You know

00:09:36.220 That might not even be two guys

00:09:38.060 I know

00:09:38.620 Well

00:09:40.820 That's page one of housekeeping

00:09:42.940 That's why I said

00:09:44.440 That's why I said

00:09:45.240 We might be starting with some schizo shit

00:09:46.780 Loose accusations

00:09:47.720 Witches and warlocks

00:09:49.040 Yeah

00:09:49.420 But we're moving on to page two

00:09:51.280 Men are still men in other parts of the world

00:09:54.220 Where there are less chemicals and bankers and witches

00:09:57.860 Okay

00:09:58.300 There's this guy in Indonesia

00:10:00.520 Look how he gets the honey

00:10:02.340 There's a honey in the tree

00:10:03.480 Look what he does

00:10:04.480 Barefoot

00:10:05.240 Climbs all the way up

00:10:06.360 Walks up the tree barefoot

00:10:08.640 And now he gets close to the hive

00:10:10.700 I'm sure he's getting stung

00:10:11.680 He's got the smoke to keep him calm

00:10:14.440 No harness in sight

00:10:27.860 Starts cutting it off

00:10:30.880 So he cuts it off and gets the honey

00:10:32.640 Yeah

00:10:33.060 I don't relate to this at all

00:10:36.260 This phenotype

00:10:37.440 That type of guy

00:10:38.240 Internationally speaking

00:10:39.340 I don't relate to this at all

00:10:40.460 A little like Indonesian

00:10:42.020 Who climbs the tree

00:10:43.200 To get to the bees one time

00:10:44.520 Who walks up the tree

00:10:45.700 And doesn't care

00:10:46.340 He's getting stung by bees

00:10:47.280 And has no fear of heights

00:10:48.640 I like what the white people did better

00:10:50.940 Where you basically find a queen bee

00:10:52.720 You put it in a box

00:10:53.700 All the other bees come

00:10:55.140 You get free honey

00:10:55.860 Wherever you want

00:10:56.500 Throw on the little

00:10:57.260 Anti-bee sting costume

00:10:58.540 And you have honey for life

00:11:00.440 No tree

00:11:01.160 No risk

00:11:01.920 No needing to find

00:11:03.600 Oh there's a nest

00:11:05.000 Let's climb up

00:11:06.180 And then just eat the honey

00:11:07.280 It's not like you're even profiting

00:11:08.500 I know

00:11:09.060 Or it's gold or something

00:11:10.220 Where it's so rare

00:11:11.000 That you're making money

00:11:11.760 It's like

00:11:12.200 Risk your life for what

00:11:13.520 A little sweet

00:11:14.180 Twelve dollars of honey

00:11:15.940 Yeah

00:11:16.280 So I don't relate to that at all

00:11:17.880 But still

00:11:18.420 Men being men

00:11:19.220 Can't deny that

00:11:20.100 For sure

00:11:20.480 I like that a lot better

00:11:21.860 Than the twink stuff

00:11:22.720 Cool

00:11:23.040 Alright speaking of feet on trees

00:11:24.880 Okay

00:11:26.000 You know how I connect it

00:11:27.600 Let it rip

00:11:28.500 Let's get it

00:11:29.200 Get off this tree

00:11:31.700 Get off

00:11:32.940 Get off this tree

00:11:34.100 Get off this tree

00:11:35.360 And you see how

00:11:36.980 My feet

00:11:37.640 Clear the trees

00:11:38.960 Of these pestilent lanternflies

00:11:40.740 No chemicals necessary

00:11:42.820 But everybody's afraid

00:11:44.880 To activate their feet

00:11:45.920 So

00:11:46.840 I guess this tree's gonna

00:11:48.380 Keep on suffering

00:11:49.200 If I'm not here

00:11:50.080 What a shame

00:11:51.420 They're invasive

00:11:54.140 Alright

00:11:54.940 That's next level grounding

00:11:56.700 That's grounding 3.0

00:11:58.420 Okay

00:11:58.860 Okay

00:11:59.520 I don't believe in shit like that

00:12:01.040 But

00:12:01.340 You got those

00:12:02.620 That's how you get them off

00:12:03.940 It's one way

00:12:06.380 It's one way

00:12:07.280 Oh

00:12:07.860 Okay

00:12:08.280 Let's move on

00:12:09.040 We have a very important housekeeping

00:12:10.120 Really quick

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00:12:32.000 Let's chill on the P.O. Box

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00:12:35.620 We've just been getting

00:12:36.220 So much stuff

00:12:37.260 That it's like so hard

00:12:38.600 To even keep track of it all

00:12:39.980 And we have all these like

00:12:40.920 Rooms of things

00:12:42.840 Yeah

00:12:43.140 But thank you

00:12:44.720 But we're so grateful

00:12:45.620 Yeah obviously

00:12:46.400 And we stopped getting candy too

00:12:48.340 People know that

00:12:49.000 We're not poisoning ourselves anymore

00:12:50.680 Exactly

00:12:51.160 Alright let's get back

00:12:52.120 To more important stuff

00:12:53.140 The guy who jumped

00:12:54.720 At the judge last week

00:12:55.640 In Urban Decay

00:12:56.280 Remember him

00:12:56.860 Yeah

00:12:57.140 He said fuck that

00:12:58.840 And he jumped over

00:12:59.540 And started beating up

00:13:00.120 The old lady

00:13:00.620 Thus immediately vindicating

00:13:02.080 The judge for issuing him

00:13:03.420 A harsh sentence

00:13:04.000 It's like oh okay

00:13:05.040 I'm instantly right

00:13:06.140 You're lunging at me

00:13:07.300 In court

00:13:07.720 Okay how is that

00:13:08.640 Going to play out

00:13:08.940 You should get put to death

00:13:09.760 For that

00:13:10.200 Yeah

00:13:10.420 Well he's getting

00:13:11.260 The Hannibal Lecter

00:13:12.060 Treatment now

00:13:12.820 Yeah here he is

00:13:13.700 Two henchmen

00:13:14.580 Around him

00:13:15.500 Plus the handcuff things

00:13:16.940 And the spit mask

00:13:17.860 So uh

00:13:18.660 You got the little baby gloves

00:13:19.960 We'll see you in county

00:13:20.940 Brother

00:13:21.460 Yeah that's what you get

00:13:22.540 Alright moving on

00:13:23.600 To even more important stuff

00:13:24.940 Uh there's an Epstein doc update

00:13:27.040 Apparently there's videos

00:13:28.760 Of uh Bill Clinton

00:13:30.980 Prince Andrew

00:13:31.960 And who's the other guy

00:13:33.120 Richard Branson

00:13:33.720 Richard Branson

00:13:34.680 Uh having sexual encounters

00:13:36.780 With underage people

00:13:38.060 Yeah

00:13:38.560 Do you think uh

00:13:39.820 Epstein was giving it away

00:13:40.800 For free

00:13:41.280 Yeah that was the whole operation

00:13:43.000 People were showing this

00:13:44.120 And saying this

00:13:44.800 Like oh we got them

00:13:45.780 This is huge

00:13:46.440 It's like that's what

00:13:46.960 The whole operation was

00:13:48.220 It was a Mossad

00:13:49.480 Israel blackmail operation

00:13:51.620 Done on the island

00:13:52.500 And everyone got caught up

00:13:53.760 Yeah

00:13:54.280 And there was an article

00:13:55.220 That's what I thought

00:13:55.700 That's what I long thought

00:13:57.000 Right

00:13:57.240 That's what everyone knew

00:13:58.080 And there was an article

00:13:59.100 The Daily Mail put out

00:14:00.020 Can you read that

00:14:00.680 It said

00:14:01.080 High end sex ring

00:14:02.200 In Boston and D.C. areas

00:14:04.100 Was honeypot

00:14:05.100 Schemed by Russia

00:14:06.220 China

00:14:06.900 South Korea

00:14:07.740 Or even Israel

00:14:08.920 To ensnare U.S. officials

00:14:10.420 Intelligence experts believe

00:14:12.160 Even Israel

00:14:13.720 Maybe

00:14:14.340 Oh it was

00:14:15.700 No way

00:14:16.380 Even Israel maybe

00:14:17.460 That's who's doing

00:14:18.180 The whole time

00:14:19.100 Yeah

00:14:19.640 That's their whole MO

00:14:20.920 That's what they do

00:14:22.320 Rings true to me

00:14:23.180 Yeah

00:14:23.520 Or even Israel

00:14:24.520 It's like alright

00:14:25.080 They got their tentacles

00:14:26.460 Into the Daily Mail too

00:14:27.660 Yeah

00:14:27.980 List us last

00:14:29.720 List us but cast some doubt

00:14:31.320 Yeah

00:14:31.620 Cast some doubt

00:14:32.520 List us last

00:14:33.480 After an or

00:14:34.700 Uh

00:14:35.740 Uh

00:14:37.140 So yeah

00:14:37.600 You gotta be careful

00:14:38.300 Especially if you're like

00:14:39.040 A PragerU influencer

00:14:40.220 Taking that free trip

00:14:41.660 To Israel

00:14:42.120 Taking that free trip

00:14:43.120 To Israel

00:14:43.760 And you get there now

00:14:45.720 Who is this

00:14:46.380 Who paid for this

00:14:47.020 What's this organization

00:14:47.840 I've never heard of

00:14:48.660 Oh they're offering me

00:14:49.520 To go to Israel

00:14:50.080 Sure

00:14:50.740 Oh there's a girl

00:14:51.800 Who really likes me here

00:14:52.780 Yeah

00:14:53.080 And you got it on camera

00:14:54.420 Now you're in trouble

00:14:55.280 Yep

00:14:55.680 That's what

00:14:56.420 The PragerU influencer

00:14:57.960 Is going to Israel

00:14:58.700 Yeah

00:14:59.080 Iowa

00:14:59.800 The Iowa caucus

00:15:01.500 Is this week

00:15:02.220 Pretty important event

00:15:03.320 Right

00:15:03.560 Is that what it is

00:15:04.060 The Iowa caucus

00:15:04.700 Yeah

00:15:05.160 Like that's now

00:15:06.580 For like the next

00:15:07.260 Week or so

00:15:08.460 Yeah

00:15:08.700 And people are going

00:15:09.540 To Israel

00:15:10.080 It's 2024

00:15:10.900 What are you doing

00:15:11.840 In Israel

00:15:12.280 Yeah

00:15:12.600 We have our own election

00:15:13.860 Yeah we got

00:15:14.580 Some pretty big things

00:15:15.540 Cooking up

00:15:16.140 Yeah

00:15:16.840 So now's not the time

00:15:18.720 I don't get it

00:15:19.780 But you know

00:15:20.520 We're not

00:15:21.000 We're not throwing stones

00:15:22.160 No

00:15:22.880 It's just stupid

00:15:23.980 To go to Israel

00:15:24.600 Right now

00:15:25.060 And it's also stupid

00:15:25.820 To be so pro-Israel

00:15:27.020 It's gay

00:15:27.860 Yeah

00:15:28.520 I agree

00:15:29.240 Let's move on

00:15:30.160 Another example

00:15:31.800 Of why I hate streamers

00:15:33.560 Jack Daugherty

00:15:34.460 Uh

00:15:35.700 Here's a clip

00:15:36.440 Go

00:15:37.860 He walks around

00:15:44.760 Instigating with people

00:15:45.700 Hoping his security

00:15:46.600 Will bail him out

00:15:47.400 And what does

00:15:48.300 The security do

00:15:49.060 Immediately bail him out

00:15:50.760 So the kid's a pussy

00:15:56.220 Of course he is

00:15:57.200 Obviously

00:15:57.480 He's the worst

00:15:57.940 He's the worst

00:15:58.760 It's like

00:15:59.540 Remember when

00:16:00.020 He's the guy who sent

00:16:00.620 His girlfriend's chain

00:16:01.340 To space right

00:16:02.080 Yeah that was crazy

00:16:03.160 High level content

00:16:03.920 He knows Rizzy

00:16:04.680 Yeah

00:16:05.080 Yeah so

00:16:07.880 These types

00:16:08.800 Remember when

00:16:09.600 Justin Bieber

00:16:10.220 Got really famous

00:16:11.340 And then he kind of

00:16:12.300 Like stayed the same age

00:16:13.460 Maturity wise

00:16:14.320 Because he never

00:16:15.160 Had to grow up

00:16:15.900 Because however he acted

00:16:17.000 Was always okay

00:16:17.920 And he always had

00:16:18.560 Someone bailing him out

00:16:19.440 Yeah

00:16:19.760 Like that's obviously

00:16:20.380 What's happening

00:16:20.780 With these streamer types too

00:16:22.080 They become stunted

00:16:23.060 And stuck in a time

00:16:24.040 And then they have to

00:16:25.160 Like keep doing

00:16:25.860 What they did

00:16:26.360 To get them there

00:16:27.060 And the things

00:16:27.400 They did to get them there

00:16:28.200 Were like be stupid

00:16:29.280 And viral

00:16:30.020 And embarrassing

00:16:30.860 And antisocial

00:16:32.040 But the whole point of this

00:16:34.180 The reason why I bring it up

00:16:35.400 Is it's an election year

00:16:37.120 We have to be strong

00:16:38.680 We need to become

00:16:39.920 Unpinnable

00:16:40.740 Yeah

00:16:41.200 So if this happens to you

00:16:42.520 You can knock out the guy

00:16:44.220 And his security

00:16:45.660 Ooh

00:16:46.240 His security's not even big

00:16:47.800 I know

00:16:48.280 He's just one guy

00:16:49.360 He's a big black guy

00:16:50.300 With like a purse

00:16:51.100 Yeah

00:16:51.500 That's my favorite type

00:16:52.780 Yeah

00:16:53.160 That's my favorite type

00:16:54.340 So yeah

00:16:55.780 Become unpinnable

00:16:56.860 So when you get

00:16:57.900 Someone attempts to humiliate you

00:17:00.100 They get reverse humiliated themselves

00:17:02.980 Smart

00:17:03.360 They try to house call you

00:17:05.220 You reverse house call them

00:17:07.100 Alright let's move on

00:17:08.460 We are on our third page

00:17:10.060 Of housekeeping

00:17:10.600 And we're going to

00:17:11.140 Our immigration section

00:17:12.480 A new scam

00:17:14.100 Done by illegals

00:17:15.400 Just dropped

00:17:16.080 I'll let you read it

00:17:17.160 But basically what they're doing

00:17:18.600 Is they're jumping out

00:17:20.020 In front of your car

00:17:20.940 While you're driving slow

00:17:22.140 And then they sue you

00:17:23.700 And they have lawyers

00:17:25.220 That help them

00:17:25.860 It's like the oldest trick

00:17:26.800 In the book right

00:17:27.460 Yeah

00:17:27.760 Fake an auto accident

00:17:28.740 They do that in China

00:17:29.460 So viral news NYC said

00:17:31.140 Update from Flatbush

00:17:32.200 In Marine Park Brooklyn

00:17:33.260 I reported on this the other day

00:17:34.980 It looks like more people

00:17:35.740 Have experienced this scam

00:17:37.020 The other day

00:17:37.860 Someone from that area

00:17:38.920 Told me migrants

00:17:39.780 Were jumping in front of cars

00:17:40.980 Trying to catch a lawsuit

00:17:41.920 With fake claims

00:17:42.820 Of them getting hit by car

00:17:44.080 They asked the driver

00:17:45.140 Of the car for cash

00:17:46.680 Or they will sue

00:17:47.720 Migrants are getting desperate

00:17:49.160 Obviously right

00:17:50.140 You want me to read

00:17:50.920 Some of the whole thing

00:17:51.700 It's a user testimony

00:17:53.380 Of some guy

00:17:53.900 Who went through it

00:17:54.580 Go a little bit more

00:17:55.420 Yeah

00:17:55.620 I've been told

00:17:56.520 And experienced it

00:17:57.580 That the new thing

00:17:58.660 Migrants are doing

00:17:59.220 Is throwing themselves

00:17:59.780 Towards moving vehicles

00:18:00.740 They bounce off

00:18:01.440 The side of your car

00:18:02.180 Hit the floor

00:18:02.820 Go to the hospital

00:18:03.600 Get a lawyer

00:18:04.220 And sue you

00:18:04.900 Yes an easy payday

00:18:06.200 Welcome to America

00:18:07.020 Cha-ching

00:18:07.580 Last week on Avenue T

00:18:09.580 One migrant came so close

00:18:10.980 To my car

00:18:11.440 That to avoid him

00:18:12.340 I almost got into

00:18:13.340 A head-on collision

00:18:14.060 So they're vibrant

00:18:16.240 They're culturally vibrant

00:18:17.540 And they're immediately

00:18:18.380 Contributing to the

00:18:19.500 Lawyer fees of America

00:18:21.080 So fitting and great

00:18:22.540 Right

00:18:22.800 Yeah

00:18:23.300 The litigious aspect

00:18:25.160 Of American culture

00:18:26.220 Which is one of the

00:18:27.080 Worst aspects of

00:18:28.220 American culture

00:18:29.240 They're immediately

00:18:29.980 Jumping in on it

00:18:30.840 Yeah

00:18:31.260 Exactly

00:18:32.040 And it's a great

00:18:33.200 Opportunity for the

00:18:34.160 U.S. to prioritize

00:18:35.340 Third worlders over

00:18:36.740 Our own citizens

00:18:37.540 With these scams

00:18:38.500 That are allowed to

00:18:39.240 Happen with all these

00:18:39.840 People who are here

00:18:40.580 With no means to make

00:18:41.500 Money

00:18:41.780 We also saw it with

00:18:43.140 Daniel Penny as well

00:18:44.460 Yeah the guy who we

00:18:46.520 Bay Ridge man

00:18:47.920 Mohammed Izzedine

00:18:48.960 You know who

00:18:49.740 Raped someone and

00:18:51.100 Robbed him

00:18:51.620 By knife point

00:18:52.540 Yeah

00:18:52.780 Yeah he

00:18:53.440 He was immediately

00:18:55.940 Released so he's

00:18:56.980 Released without bail

00:18:57.840 Now and Daniel Penny

00:18:58.880 Who put that

00:18:59.920 Homeless felon in the

00:19:00.880 Fatal chokehold to

00:19:01.620 Stop him from

00:19:02.080 Attacking people on

00:19:02.900 The New York train

00:19:03.980 His bail was 200k

00:19:05.380 So

00:19:06.040 Yeah

00:19:06.360 So yeah

00:19:07.240 Exactly

00:19:07.840 Daniel Penny

00:19:08.560 $200,000 bond

00:19:10.080 The guy from some

00:19:11.620 Middle Eastern country

00:19:12.560 Mohammed whatever

00:19:13.460 Who raped someone

00:19:14.600 At knife point

00:19:15.260 And robbed them

00:19:16.000 Let's get him

00:19:16.460 Back out there

00:19:17.000 He gets back out

00:19:17.820 On the street

00:19:18.260 Yeah

00:19:18.540 Just in case he's

00:19:19.460 Got a couple more

00:19:20.060 Raps in him

00:19:20.640 Yeah

00:19:20.940 That's what they do

00:19:21.980 But there is good news

00:19:23.520 The illegals are getting

00:19:25.640 A part of the

00:19:26.600 American experience

00:19:27.800 California state

00:19:29.040 Health insurance

00:19:29.660 To cover sex changes

00:19:30.940 For illegal immigrants

00:19:32.040 Yeah so we reported

00:19:33.360 On it last week

00:19:35.180 That they

00:19:35.640 They're getting

00:19:36.360 The free health care

00:19:37.100 Like Medi-Cal

00:19:37.920 Or whatever

00:19:38.460 California state

00:19:39.360 Version is

00:19:39.880 Which includes

00:19:40.680 Sex change

00:19:41.360 So I mean

00:19:42.440 George Soros

00:19:43.320 The globalists

00:19:44.360 Whoever

00:19:44.840 This is huge for them

00:19:46.700 This is a dunk

00:19:47.460 This is right in our faces

00:19:48.880 This is kind of like

00:19:50.280 Flaunting

00:19:51.160 Darkest before the dawn moment

00:19:52.620 And I don't know

00:19:53.920 If it's gonna get light

00:19:54.740 But illegal immigrant

00:19:56.500 Sex changes

00:19:57.300 In America

00:19:57.920 That's like a

00:19:58.900 Huge dub for them

00:20:00.180 And taxpayers

00:20:00.900 Pay for it

00:20:01.680 Yeah

00:20:01.860 Yeah it's not free

00:20:02.920 It's taxpayer funded

00:20:04.740 Sex changes

00:20:05.800 For illegal immigrants

00:20:06.700 It's like if you tried

00:20:07.660 To make like an

00:20:08.520 Ad libs or something

00:20:09.540 Or do like the worst

00:20:10.880 Sentence you could think of

00:20:12.500 It's like

00:20:13.080 That's like cards

00:20:13.740 Against humanity

00:20:14.400 Somebody makes it up

00:20:15.340 They go oh

00:20:15.980 Illegal immigrants

00:20:16.880 And sex changes

00:20:17.920 For free

00:20:18.520 You can't even get that far

00:20:20.380 Like no one would ever

00:20:21.460 Believe that that would be real

00:20:22.700 They would go

00:20:23.140 Alright that's not it

00:20:24.000 Maybe free health care

00:20:25.100 For illegals

00:20:25.700 And it's like

00:20:26.140 Free sex changes

00:20:27.120 For illegals

00:20:28.060 Tell that to someone

00:20:28.820 In 1980

00:20:29.620 They'll fucking explode

00:20:31.060 What are you talking about

00:20:32.180 What are you fucking saying man

00:20:33.360 Do we go to war

00:20:34.060 Do we lose a war

00:20:34.920 It's an absolute victory lap

00:20:37.400 Yeah

00:20:38.080 So we have a lot of

00:20:40.120 African migrants here

00:20:41.660 People from Congo

00:20:43.460 And countries like that

00:20:44.700 Guinea

00:20:45.080 Guinea is really

00:20:46.040 Guinea is a big one

00:20:46.960 That's popping up

00:20:47.900 And a lot of them

00:20:49.340 Are mad and complaining

00:20:50.520 That they're being treated

00:20:51.700 Worse than pets

00:20:52.940 That's with a quote

00:20:54.020 Can you read the headline

00:20:55.000 And the response

00:20:55.740 Yeah

00:20:56.040 Pets are treated

00:20:56.800 Better than us

00:20:57.540 Migrants who spent

00:20:58.420 Life savings

00:20:59.260 Traveling from Africa

00:21:00.220 To NYC

00:21:00.800 Complain they've been

00:21:01.540 Sold a dream

00:21:02.140 By Hollywood

00:21:02.800 But the American dream

00:21:03.940 Isn't like the movies

00:21:05.180 And basically

00:21:06.380 The entire gist

00:21:07.760 Of this article

00:21:08.460 Is that

00:21:09.300 Hundreds of people

00:21:10.120 Who are mostly young

00:21:11.160 And middle aged men

00:21:11.920 From Africa

00:21:12.600 Just have to wait around

00:21:14.440 And loiter

00:21:15.000 In New York City

00:21:15.940 Because they were hoping

00:21:17.080 For a place to sleep

00:21:18.660 And they were

00:21:19.640 They were hoping

00:21:20.300 To be a signed shelter

00:21:21.500 But when that

00:21:22.720 Doesn't work out

00:21:23.460 They spent like

00:21:24.120 Seven grand

00:21:24.740 To get here from Guinea

00:21:25.740 And now they're saying

00:21:26.980 Like oh the dogs

00:21:27.920 Are treated better than us

00:21:29.060 They're treated like dogs

00:21:30.640 Because they're having

00:21:31.460 The mandatory sex surgeries

00:21:33.080 Where they cut their balls off

00:21:34.260 Yeah

00:21:34.500 No

00:21:34.880 But they're treated like dogs

00:21:37.340 Because nobody gave them

00:21:38.280 A free house

00:21:38.940 Nobody gave them

00:21:39.700 A free place to stay

00:21:40.380 They go

00:21:40.680 I got to New York

00:21:41.460 What should have happened

00:21:42.560 I should be taken care of here

00:21:44.000 This is America right

00:21:45.000 It's supposed to be

00:21:45.660 An Eddie Murphy movie

00:21:46.580 Yeah exactly

00:21:47.620 And this guy's from the Congo

00:21:49.060 And he goes

00:21:50.100 It's like prison here

00:21:51.220 He said

00:21:51.600 Speaking French

00:21:52.180 It's negligence

00:21:53.240 We have no access

00:21:54.180 To food, toilets, or anything

00:21:55.420 Animals live better here

00:21:56.520 Pets in the street

00:21:57.340 Are treated better than us

00:21:58.480 And it's like

00:21:59.240 Uh what

00:21:59.880 People like pets

00:22:01.180 Yeah

00:22:01.480 Someone bought them

00:22:03.260 Someone brought them

00:22:04.020 They're supposed to be here

00:22:04.960 Yeah

00:22:05.460 And then so this guy

00:22:06.840 What shocked me most about this

00:22:08.320 When asked

00:22:09.100 How he felt

00:22:10.280 Thinking of his family

00:22:11.300 Back in Congo

00:22:12.280 Landry said

00:22:13.200 I cry

00:22:13.980 And think

00:22:15.420 Why did I do this

00:22:16.400 But it's too late

00:22:17.180 I spent my life savings

00:22:18.300 Coming here now

00:22:19.040 And I can't get a job

00:22:20.000 What can I do

00:22:20.860 So he has a son

00:22:22.340 And a wife

00:22:23.260 In Congo

00:22:24.100 Who he just left

00:22:25.200 And abandoned

00:22:26.220 What

00:22:27.060 With the sole intent

00:22:27.920 Of being able to

00:22:28.680 Send money back

00:22:29.500 Or something

00:22:29.940 So

00:22:30.700 He's not looking to like

00:22:32.500 Well obviously

00:22:34.000 He wants them to come here too

00:22:35.400 And get a job

00:22:36.140 And live in this dream world

00:22:37.160 Where he's like

00:22:37.820 A needed member of society

00:22:39.220 But it's like

00:22:40.180 Leaving your family behind

00:22:41.500 And coming to America

00:22:42.420 To just live in squalor

00:22:43.680 And your number one plan

00:22:45.360 Is to send

00:22:46.360 Suck American dollars

00:22:47.580 Out of our local economy

00:22:48.780 And send it to the Congo

00:22:49.720 It's like bravo man

00:22:51.100 But

00:22:51.400 Any adults in the room

00:22:53.380 Want to stop this

00:22:54.300 Yeah

00:22:55.040 Because that's not great for us

00:22:56.540 He's on my

00:22:57.420 Home Invasion

00:22:58.160 Fantasy draft team

00:22:59.520 Oh yeah

00:23:00.220 He's an early pick

00:23:01.500 For Home Invaders

00:23:02.380 Get this guy a signal jammer

00:23:03.960 He'll be up and running soon

00:23:04.980 Exactly

00:23:05.800 Yeah

00:23:06.400 So these Africans are mad

00:23:07.780 That Americans

00:23:08.380 Aren't doing enough for them

00:23:09.680 I guess that's what

00:23:10.700 They're used to

00:23:11.380 Well they expected

00:23:12.440 The land of milk and honey

00:23:13.780 Or something

00:23:14.220 I don't know

00:23:14.640 Yeah

00:23:15.200 And Africa obviously

00:23:16.740 Isn't known for its

00:23:18.200 Ingenuity

00:23:18.860 Or its innovation

00:23:19.940 Oh of course not

00:23:20.820 Here's a bridge in Congo

00:23:22.600 Here's what it looks like

00:23:23.680 Here she's crossing

00:23:26.420 Let's see if she gets it

00:23:27.740 Hey

00:23:29.480 Nope

00:23:31.120 Oh

00:23:32.040 You lost all your stuff too

00:23:33.780 Bummer

00:23:34.440 And somebody

00:23:35.540 Somebody tweeted

00:23:36.780 Africa Hub

00:23:37.620 Tweeted

00:23:38.200 The world has failed

00:23:39.120 The people of

00:23:39.800 Democratic Republic of Congo

00:23:41.240 There are no developments

00:23:42.760 Due to the massive

00:23:43.440 Exploitation of the country

00:23:44.940 It's like

00:23:45.480 What are you talking about

00:23:46.380 Build a bridge

00:23:47.360 This is a bridge

00:23:48.300 This could take two men

00:23:49.860 Like two or three men

00:23:51.380 Could get this done

00:23:52.100 In like a week

00:23:52.880 And my favorite thing is

00:23:54.060 They attempted this bridge

00:23:55.380 And the attempt was

00:23:57.120 Two sticks

00:23:58.020 Do you thought that was

00:24:00.260 Going to work

00:24:00.800 And someone else

00:24:02.640 Tweeted something about it too

00:24:04.180 Well this is kind of like

00:24:05.420 I don't know

00:24:05.880 These people

00:24:06.440 They come here

00:24:07.200 And they have this mentality

00:24:08.560 That I guess

00:24:09.960 Doesn't exist in America

00:24:11.200 Because

00:24:11.700 I mean

00:24:12.420 Yeah here I'll just read it

00:24:14.020 It says

00:24:14.340 The issue is

00:24:15.180 That when no one can pay you

00:24:17.620 Or is willing to

00:24:18.620 Who's going to build a bridge

00:24:20.000 Especially when people

00:24:21.200 Likely don't have the skills to

00:24:22.500 Regardless

00:24:22.980 Sure a bridge there

00:24:24.380 Could make money

00:24:25.280 But if the government

00:24:26.040 Won't pay

00:24:26.600 The people can't pay

00:24:27.640 Who will

00:24:28.480 It's like a capable man in town

00:24:31.320 Doesn't the bridge

00:24:32.500 Isn't there a town

00:24:33.880 Doesn't the town have like

00:24:35.780 Some sort of collective

00:24:36.560 Doesn't the collective think

00:24:38.540 Oh a bridge would be great here

00:24:40.200 Who uses this bridge every day

00:24:41.720 And like a bunch of hands go up

00:24:43.060 We could knock this out in two days

00:24:44.600 But no one will pay

00:24:45.780 No one will pay you

00:24:46.840 What if we never had to get wet again

00:24:48.920 Yeah

00:24:49.260 It's like a weird dynamic

00:24:51.100 Where if you're not getting paid for it

00:24:54.060 Even though it provides value

00:24:55.500 Nobody will do it

00:24:56.700 And so I really don't want to see

00:24:59.280 That type of mentality

00:25:00.440 Show up at the southern border

00:25:02.220 And say I need asylum

00:25:03.620 Because the Congo is such a piece of shit

00:25:05.160 Right

00:25:05.820 I need money

00:25:06.240 I need spending money

00:25:07.160 Yeah I need pocket money

00:25:08.260 Pocket money

00:25:08.900 And we see other examples of this too

00:25:10.580 This guy built a sun-dried tomato

00:25:12.380 Thing for this

00:25:13.900 Yeah he said

00:25:14.740 The African bridge discourse

00:25:16.100 Reminds me of my time in Africa

00:25:17.780 As a young man

00:25:18.480 I learned that 60% of the tomato harvest

00:25:21.260 Went to spoil each year

00:25:22.880 So I built an air dryer

00:25:24.220 Out of simple village materials

00:25:25.940 And made huge batches

00:25:27.740 Of sun-dried tomato

00:25:28.800 Pesto that year to give away

00:25:30.740 So I saw a problem

00:25:32.540 And he fixed it

00:25:34.100 Right

00:25:34.240 And everyone in the town

00:25:35.040 Was using it

00:25:35.780 And it was great

00:25:36.580 And people were trading

00:25:38.820 And it was nice

00:25:39.720 And then he said

00:25:40.340 He checked in a year later

00:25:41.660 And the sun-dried tomato machine

00:25:43.860 Was just

00:25:44.500 Ripped apart for scraps

00:25:45.960 The wood and the metal

00:25:47.000 And they didn't have it anymore

00:25:48.680 So I mean

00:25:50.860 These type of people

00:25:52.120 That don't provide value

00:25:53.680 To their own local

00:25:54.900 Hyper-local community

00:25:56.200 I don't see what type of value

00:25:57.860 They can bring to America

00:25:58.980 And I think that's like

00:26:00.380 A totally normal and rational thing to say

00:26:02.180 And some people might get like

00:26:03.980 Oh mad at you or something

00:26:05.360 And it's like

00:26:06.380 You kind of need a little

00:26:07.140 Proof of work ethic

00:26:08.460 Proof of whatever

00:26:09.700 To get into America

00:26:10.980 Obviously

00:26:11.580 Exactly

00:26:12.460 And we have a lot of these types

00:26:13.720 Coming here

00:26:14.280 Like you said

00:26:14.980 At this point

00:26:16.020 The Biden administration

00:26:17.020 Has 12 million encounters

00:26:19.200 Which is more than

00:26:20.780 The last three

00:26:21.800 Presidential terms combined

00:26:23.600 That's actually

00:26:24.140 Well

00:26:24.860 We can expect

00:26:26.120 Over 12 million

00:26:26.920 Part of that's a projection

00:26:28.000 So a three-year total

00:26:29.100 Is 8.7 million

00:26:30.140 So that's like

00:26:30.800 On par

00:26:31.760 So just to check you

00:26:33.060 A little bit

00:26:33.540 But

00:26:34.220 We're honest here

00:26:35.140 On the show

00:26:35.600 Crazy numbers

00:26:36.380 Right

00:26:36.720 And you know

00:26:38.440 We just missed

00:26:39.460 The one year

00:26:41.540 Or three year anniversary

00:26:43.100 Of January 6th

00:26:44.220 And that was an insurrection

00:26:45.700 But what's happening

00:26:46.920 At the border

00:26:47.480 That's like nothing

00:26:48.300 That's no

00:26:48.900 It's not even a crisis

00:26:49.980 Exactly

00:26:50.660 Everyone's focused

00:26:51.620 On January 6th

00:26:52.840 That's the more important thing

00:26:54.100 Some people walked around

00:26:54.960 In a lobby for a while

00:26:56.020 All the congresspeople left

00:26:57.700 But the border

00:26:59.440 That's nothing

00:27:00.200 That was an insurrection

00:27:01.480 Borders nothing

00:27:02.080 Just remember that

00:27:02.860 There was a

00:27:03.560 MSNBC host I believe

00:27:05.560 Who did a January 6th coverage

00:27:08.840 And he was crying on it

00:27:10.940 Look at this

00:27:11.560 He's talking to the CIA guy

00:27:12.960 I'm gonna try to get through this

00:27:14.920 Thank you

00:27:18.160 For what you did

00:27:20.020 Three years ago today

00:27:21.340 Please tell me

00:27:24.640 Your thoughts

00:27:25.460 On this third anniversary

00:27:27.020 He starts crying

00:27:28.080 Unbelievable

00:27:28.860 His lip quiver

00:27:30.140 It's good acting

00:27:31.260 Thank you

00:27:32.120 And then the CIA guy

00:27:33.060 Has gotta play his part too

00:27:34.440 My favorite thing about this

00:27:37.140 Is like

00:27:37.780 Clearly

00:27:38.260 And are we gonna play

00:27:39.680 Some of the Joe Biden stuff

00:27:40.520 Yeah

00:27:40.740 You want me to play the speech

00:27:42.440 Really quick

00:27:42.900 Yep

00:27:43.220 Here's where he brags

00:27:44.760 One desperate act

00:27:45.780 Available to him

00:27:46.600 The violence

00:27:48.240 Of January the 6th

00:27:51.600 And since that day

00:27:53.100 More than 1,200 people

00:27:55.320 Have been charged

00:27:56.840 For their assault

00:27:57.420 On the Capitol

00:27:57.960 Nearly 900 of them

00:27:59.500 Have been convicted

00:28:00.800 Or pled guilty

00:28:01.560 Collectively to date

00:28:03.700 They have been sentenced

00:28:05.480 To more than 840 years

00:28:07.420 In prison

00:28:07.920 So he's proud

00:28:09.820 That they basically

00:28:10.620 Got almost 900 years

00:28:12.200 Of combined sentences

00:28:14.280 For January 6th

00:28:15.800 American citizens

00:28:16.620 The most patriotic people

00:28:17.780 In America

00:28:18.300 And then we have

00:28:19.300 An open border

00:28:19.940 For all these migrants

00:28:21.660 Who come here

00:28:22.380 And have no American values

00:28:23.740 And commit crimes

00:28:24.500 And here's the thing too

00:28:25.880 It's like Joe Biden

00:28:26.940 Is doing this

00:28:27.680 They always bring out

00:28:28.640 Joe Biden

00:28:29.080 When it's time to do

00:28:29.760 January 6th stuff

00:28:30.720 He loves

00:28:31.520 And he was tweeting

00:28:32.520 The people who run his account

00:28:33.700 Were tweeting a lot

00:28:34.600 This weekend

00:28:35.260 On the anniversary

00:28:36.060 And so they've kind of

00:28:38.680 Gone with this angle

00:28:39.640 Of they assume

00:28:41.060 Trump's gonna be the nominee

00:28:42.060 And so they're going

00:28:43.140 With the 9-11-ification

00:28:44.620 Of January 6th

00:28:46.480 Like they wanna make

00:28:47.380 That seem like

00:28:48.440 As if it's like

00:28:49.300 The biggest

00:28:49.800 Most important date

00:28:50.740 In human history

00:28:51.580 And it's just so fascinating

00:28:53.220 When like we said last week

00:28:55.680 People who voted

00:28:56.560 For Donald Trump

00:28:57.280 In 2016

00:28:58.100 Because of

00:28:59.320 His immigration rhetoric

00:29:00.880 Now Biden's move

00:29:03.160 Is to not do anything

00:29:04.980 About immigration

00:29:05.740 Obviously it's

00:29:06.740 At the worst point

00:29:07.500 It's ever been

00:29:08.040 But then make

00:29:09.080 A molehill

00:29:09.820 Or a mountain

00:29:10.640 Out of a molehill

00:29:11.340 That is January 6th

00:29:12.480 So it's like

00:29:13.000 It's a very interesting playbook

00:29:14.480 Let's see how it works out

00:29:15.900 Without stealing an election

00:29:17.000 Right?

00:29:17.460 Yeah, exactly

00:29:18.260 And all the show watchers

00:29:19.760 Know what's really going on

00:29:21.580 Obviously there's a huge difference

00:29:23.480 In how the protesters

00:29:24.760 Were treated

00:29:25.400 For people who did

00:29:26.820 January 6th

00:29:28.000 And people who were doing

00:29:28.920 The George Floyd riots

00:29:30.020 In New York

00:29:31.140 There's an alternative point

00:29:32.720 Made here

00:29:33.180 Where the guy says

00:29:33.700 He's giving his money

00:29:34.300 To Hamas or whatever

00:29:35.820 Palestine

00:29:36.340 Yeah

00:29:36.560 Palestine

00:29:36.940 But it says here

00:29:38.600 The city of New York

00:29:39.480 Has paid me

00:29:40.240 And 300 others

00:29:41.400 $24,000 each

00:29:43.320 For beating us

00:29:44.380 And detaining us

00:29:45.120 Without rights

00:29:45.740 In the Bronx

00:29:46.200 During 2020

00:29:47.000 George Floyd rebellion

00:29:48.340 He calls that

00:29:49.100 The rebellion

00:29:49.680 The rebellion

00:29:50.300 Yeah

00:29:50.800 I'm sure he calls

00:29:52.020 January 6th

00:29:52.600 An insurrection

00:29:53.120 But that's a rebellion

00:29:54.200 And I don't know

00:29:54.880 Yeah

00:29:55.360 So New York City

00:29:56.540 300 people

00:29:57.760 From like a protest

00:29:58.620 Got $24,000 each

00:30:00.720 That's taking care

00:30:01.960 Of your boys

00:30:02.520 Yeah

00:30:02.980 That's henchman pay

00:30:05.220 That's

00:30:06.140 24K is

00:30:07.020 Approximately henchman pay

00:30:08.440 That's almost boss

00:30:09.460 Yeah

00:30:09.720 I know

00:30:10.540 And so

00:30:12.220 Obviously with this

00:30:13.460 You know

00:30:13.880 We've seen

00:30:14.540 The Palestinian types

00:30:15.940 And the Hamas types

00:30:16.720 Blocking off highways

00:30:17.800 Fucking around

00:30:18.520 They don't have a job

00:30:19.340 To go to

00:30:19.900 Right

00:30:20.200 But it's

00:30:22.240 They're one and the same

00:30:23.060 BLM and Hamas

00:30:24.040 He immediately took

00:30:24.800 His BLM money

00:30:25.500 And gave it to Hamas

00:30:26.480 Yeah

00:30:26.860 And it's

00:30:28.060 It's one

00:30:28.560 Single thing

00:30:29.660 And it's like

00:30:30.280 Left wing globalism

00:30:31.580 Right

00:30:31.860 Yep

00:30:32.200 And then also

00:30:32.800 All those people

00:30:33.200 Who got

00:30:33.520 You know

00:30:34.140 Arrested or whatever

00:30:34.920 By the NYPD

00:30:35.920 They had lawyers

00:30:37.480 Ready to go

00:30:38.680 These guys didn't

00:30:39.440 Figure out themselves

00:30:40.300 They had all those

00:30:41.820 Lawyers ready to go

00:30:42.620 And they all got

00:30:43.060 Them 24K each

00:30:44.040 So when the next

00:30:44.520 Protest comes around

00:30:45.540 You know they're

00:30:46.540 Going to be out

00:30:47.040 And taken care of

00:30:47.880 Yep

00:30:48.140 So all this

00:30:48.740 January 6th talk

00:30:49.640 Is obviously

00:30:50.060 Making Joe Biden tired

00:30:51.320 They have to give him

00:30:52.140 All these pills

00:30:52.840 And concoctions

00:30:53.800 To keep him awake

00:30:54.540 And Joe Biden

00:30:55.700 Now

00:30:57.060 They have a new

00:30:58.020 Technique

00:30:58.480 When he gives his speech

00:30:59.320 And doesn't know

00:30:59.820 Where to go at the end

00:31:00.680 They send Dr. Jill out

00:31:02.300 Who he still recognizes

00:31:03.560 Yeah

00:31:03.820 Barely

00:31:04.300 Barely

00:31:04.920 That might change

00:31:06.440 Who's this lady

00:31:07.280 And now she walks him off

00:31:08.960 Look at

00:31:09.400 She immediately grabs his hand

00:31:10.580 Walks him off

00:31:11.240 Really grabs his hand

00:31:12.400 And now he's like

00:31:12.960 Where do we go

00:31:13.760 Yeah

00:31:14.140 And she has to

00:31:15.240 Pull him all the way

00:31:16.180 Out of eyesight

00:31:17.000 There were one too many

00:31:18.020 Joe Biden Roomba moments

00:31:19.360 Where he just fucking

00:31:20.460 Like spun around

00:31:21.320 Looked

00:31:21.760 So now they got Dr. Jill in

00:31:22.980 And then here he is

00:31:23.740 After the drugs wear off

00:31:25.000 After he delivers

00:31:26.020 His January 6th speech

00:31:27.160 Which is basically

00:31:27.760 The only thing he had to do

00:31:28.900 For like the month

00:31:29.740 Right

00:31:30.160 Deliver a good January 6th speech

00:31:32.120 And here he is outside

00:31:33.820 Talking to the people

00:31:34.720 You're not supposed to talk to

00:31:35.860 Yeah

00:31:36.220 We're just kind of

00:31:36.780 Standing there and waiting

00:31:37.700 Yeah

00:31:38.220 He's talking to them

00:31:39.100 He's in between

00:31:40.580 The chopper and the truck

00:31:42.180 And can't figure out

00:31:44.360 Hey I just got off

00:31:45.540 The chopper

00:31:46.060 Time to go to the truck

00:31:47.060 And he's kind of

00:31:51.460 Making a joke to this guy

00:31:52.740 And the guy is not laughing

00:31:53.920 The guy is like

00:31:54.460 Concerned like

00:31:55.360 Yo

00:31:55.640 Come get your boy

00:31:57.260 Yeah

00:31:57.580 Dr. Jill

00:31:58.280 Come get your boy

00:31:59.160 Where do I go?

00:32:00.780 Oh I think

00:32:01.460 Somewhere over there probably

00:32:02.600 You just got off

00:32:03.320 The helicopter

00:32:03.880 The door came down

00:32:06.480 From the helicopter

00:32:07.200 There's like

00:32:07.880 Eight feet between you

00:32:09.100 And the SUV

00:32:09.640 And he gets off

00:32:10.820 And goes

00:32:11.180 Now what?

00:32:12.020 That's like how a baby thinks

00:32:13.360 Yeah

00:32:13.560 That's a crazy spot

00:32:14.720 To get lost

00:32:15.360 Yeah

00:32:16.120 Exactly

00:32:16.820 Alright let's move on

00:32:17.880 Last page of housekeeping

00:32:19.340 There was a vaccine nanny

00:32:21.240 There was a

00:32:21.720 This is a good

00:32:22.580 This could be uplifting

00:32:23.680 But there was a nanny

00:32:25.000 Who didn't get hired

00:32:26.080 Because she was vaccinated

00:32:27.860 I just got turned down

00:32:29.300 For a nanny position

00:32:30.240 Because I had recently

00:32:31.300 Had my COVID

00:32:32.200 And flu vaccine

00:32:33.340 That's the

00:32:33.900 Travis Kelsey

00:32:34.580 Twofer

00:32:35.100 Right?

00:32:35.500 That he was promoting

00:32:36.340 Two at once

00:32:36.740 Because I had the vax

00:32:38.340 What the hell

00:32:39.120 Kind of world

00:32:39.900 Do we live in

00:32:40.600 When people won't hire you

00:32:41.660 Because you take care of yourself

00:32:42.880 And others as well

00:32:43.660 I wouldn't want to work

00:32:44.400 For those people anyway

00:32:45.440 Because they

00:32:46.180 Whatever

00:32:47.120 We don't need to hear the rest

00:32:48.280 But that's good to hear

00:32:49.520 And know

00:32:50.100 And that's what we should be doing

00:32:51.400 We should be discriminating

00:32:52.780 Based on political views

00:32:54.120 Yeah

00:32:54.680 Might as well

00:32:55.540 It's happening to you

00:32:56.760 For sure

00:32:57.320 Yeah

00:32:57.760 Exactly

00:32:58.520 And we don't want

00:32:59.140 Your spike proteins

00:33:00.080 Disrupting our endocrines

00:33:01.340 And shedding on us

00:33:02.360 Yeah

00:33:02.880 Shedding on my child

00:33:04.060 You witches and warlocks

00:33:05.260 But seriously

00:33:06.180 Would you want your child

00:33:08.240 To be group raised

00:33:09.640 By a person

00:33:10.440 Who takes orders

00:33:12.160 From pedophiles

00:33:13.040 And got an experimental shot

00:33:14.360 So they can go to a restaurant

00:33:15.320 And eat seed oils

00:33:16.100 And they're scared of Joe Biden

00:33:17.180 I think that's a recipe

00:33:18.400 For getting long housed

00:33:19.640 Nope

00:33:20.360 No

00:33:20.740 That's how you get a kid

00:33:21.980 Who hates you

00:33:22.780 Yeah

00:33:23.140 Alright moving on

00:33:24.640 Last few things

00:33:25.480 Of housekeeping

00:33:25.980 Before we get into

00:33:26.860 Cringe of the week

00:33:27.480 Remember that person

00:33:29.060 From last week's show

00:33:30.240 Who was doing the protest

00:33:32.480 About the $500,000 beach

00:33:34.780 That wasn't

00:33:35.420 Child's park

00:33:36.120 They wanted to put

00:33:36.760 A child's park

00:33:37.360 Where gay people were nude

00:33:38.680 And that would cramp

00:33:39.720 Their style

00:33:40.160 Yes

00:33:40.480 It's a little monsters guy

00:33:41.960 Yeah

00:33:42.340 Someone sent us that

00:33:43.240 Yeah

00:33:43.520 That's a good point

00:33:44.620 Same look

00:33:45.180 Alright

00:33:45.900 And last piece

00:33:46.820 Of housekeeping

00:33:47.440 Before we move on

00:33:49.320 Did you guys know

00:33:50.320 It's pronounced

00:33:50.940 Buffet

00:33:51.700 Alright

00:33:53.160 Buffet is pronounced

00:33:54.400 Buffet

00:33:54.960 Alright quit yapping

00:33:55.820 Alright that's the end

00:33:58.820 Of housekeeping

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00:35:06.660 Cringe of the week

00:35:07.600 We have a great

00:35:11.140 Cringe of the week

00:35:11.760 We have a fat section

00:35:12.740 Want to start there

00:35:13.540 You should start it

00:35:14.420 You're fit

00:35:15.220 To start that right

00:35:16.640 I don't understand

00:35:18.080 Never mind

00:35:19.260 You know

00:35:19.560 Let's just move on

00:35:20.020 That must have been

00:35:20.420 Over my head

00:35:21.000 Yeah yeah yeah

00:35:21.440 I didn't get the joke

00:35:22.200 It was a skinny joke

00:35:23.120 Oh okay

00:35:23.900 You're so skinny

00:35:24.660 I have the right

00:35:25.300 To make fun of these fatties

00:35:26.660 Well you actually do

00:35:28.040 Because we acknowledge it

00:35:29.720 And we don't pretend

00:35:30.600 Yeah

00:35:31.700 And we're fit

00:35:32.960 We're saying

00:35:35.040 For different reasons

00:35:35.920 I can make fun of them

00:35:37.200 Because I'm fat

00:35:38.200 And you're saying

00:35:39.120 I can make fun of them

00:35:39.860 Because I'm skinny

00:35:42.360 Alright let's just do it

00:35:43.620 Alright what do you want to start with

00:35:44.780 Let's start with the fat singer

00:35:45.640 My grandma paid me by the pound

00:35:54.500 Said I should try to slim it down

00:35:58.780 Went to meetings with my mom

00:36:02.400 Less I ate the more they applauded

00:36:06.480 Being hungry made me feel so proud

00:36:11.400 None of that rhymed

00:36:14.240 Yeah it's pretty

00:36:15.160 Pretty bad composition

00:36:16.740 I would say

00:36:17.260 None of it rhymed

00:36:18.220 Hey there fat Lila

00:36:19.980 What's it like in New York City

00:36:21.940 Heard mom and grandma

00:36:23.140 Want to lose weight

00:36:24.060 So you become more pretty

00:36:25.600 Oh boo boo

00:36:26.660 Times Square can't stand

00:36:29.140 The sight of you

00:36:30.240 Yeah yeah

00:36:30.820 I can keep going

00:36:31.600 You should

00:36:32.320 Keep going

00:36:32.860 I don't know the rest

00:36:34.220 Here's the thing though

00:36:35.240 This girl right

00:36:36.180 It was such an emotional toll

00:36:38.420 That two generations of her family

00:36:40.300 Cared about her enough

00:36:41.560 To like try to make an intervention

00:36:43.200 And have like an uncomfortable conversation

00:36:44.940 It's like the opposite

00:36:46.300 Every grandma

00:36:47.520 Mom taking you to meetings

00:36:48.980 Trying to get you

00:36:49.720 They were like

00:36:50.500 Okay how happy should our kid be

00:36:52.480 And it's like

00:36:53.500 Okay

00:36:54.120 We want endless happiness right

00:36:56.140 And then how happy can our kid be

00:36:58.220 When she's brutally overweight

00:36:59.580 It's like you start to hit a ceiling right

00:37:01.840 Especially if you're 7, 8, 10 years old

00:37:04.400 Whatever

00:37:04.700 So this is kind of like

00:37:08.120 These types of fat

00:37:09.800 Feel sorry for me

00:37:10.820 Write a whole song

00:37:11.740 In the stupid

00:37:12.420 This is like

00:37:13.680 Forrest Gump's girlfriend

00:37:14.700 Singing in the nude

00:37:15.720 Basically

00:37:16.200 But you know

00:37:17.680 She misses the point

00:37:19.120 That everyone cared about her

00:37:20.480 And tried to do it

00:37:21.220 And now it's like

00:37:22.220 Oh man

00:37:23.260 It has me such a fucked up relationship

00:37:25.340 With food

00:37:25.920 It's like

00:37:26.520 You're still fat

00:37:28.060 It didn't work

00:37:28.900 Right

00:37:29.240 You could have been way worse

00:37:30.520 If you didn't diet at all as a kid

00:37:32.360 Yeah

00:37:32.620 And just look at the bright side

00:37:34.300 Everyone cared about you

00:37:35.600 Right

00:37:35.820 And she's mad that her mom

00:37:37.460 And grandma

00:37:38.160 Didn't let her do

00:37:39.220 Whatever she wanted as a kid

00:37:40.680 That's abuse

00:37:41.480 Yeah

00:37:41.840 Abuse is not letting a child

00:37:43.380 Decide what to eat

00:37:44.620 When to eat it

00:37:45.280 How much to eat

00:37:46.220 That's the abuse

00:37:47.880 They were gonna pay you

00:37:49.120 They were gonna pay

00:37:50.000 And you make money as a kid

00:37:51.560 No one ever makes money as a kid

00:37:53.140 And here's the lesson here too

00:37:54.600 For parents out there

00:37:56.080 The pay to play

00:37:57.080 Didn't work

00:37:57.960 So don't try that

00:37:59.040 If you got a little fat kid

00:38:00.100 And you really wanna stop him

00:38:01.380 If you really wanna stop him

00:38:02.800 I would recommend

00:38:04.020 Pretending to be poor

00:38:05.240 Yeah

00:38:05.800 And then just be like

00:38:06.820 Hey this is all we have

00:38:07.840 We only have one rotisserie chicken

00:38:09.540 And some carrots

00:38:10.880 We can't afford anything

00:38:12.040 And then you get Taco Bell

00:38:13.520 On the way home

00:38:14.160 Or whatever you wanna eat

00:38:15.020 You eat in the pantry

00:38:15.840 We can't afford it

00:38:17.800 It's all we have

00:38:18.360 Yeah so you can't buy your way out

00:38:20.140 Of a fat kid apparently

00:38:21.340 Yeah

00:38:21.680 And also final thing

00:38:22.760 To close this up

00:38:23.540 You know how we always say

00:38:24.860 It's not good to make

00:38:25.800 Your looks

00:38:26.580 Your identity

00:38:27.260 And that's like

00:38:28.220 For like those types of girls

00:38:29.540 Who just takes a million pictures

00:38:30.600 Of themselves on Instagram

00:38:31.680 Yeah of course

00:38:32.260 And like everything's

00:38:32.720 About their butt

00:38:33.480 Or their face

00:38:34.320 Or whatever

00:38:34.800 It's the same for this too

00:38:36.680 Like there is a thing

00:38:37.760 Where these like

00:38:39.220 Fat girls

00:38:40.080 Or ugly people

00:38:41.020 They try to make

00:38:42.340 Themselves an uglier

00:38:43.880 And make that

00:38:44.940 Their identity

00:38:45.540 They buzz their head

00:38:46.540 They dye their hair

00:38:47.460 They make their appearance

00:38:48.680 Their identity

00:38:49.300 Even when it's not

00:38:50.480 A good appearance

00:38:51.320 It goes both ways

00:38:52.400 Yeah and if you

00:38:53.320 If you can't

00:38:54.320 If you aren't capable

00:38:55.500 Of living up to

00:38:56.320 One of the societal

00:38:57.300 Beauty standards

00:38:58.140 Or whatever standards

00:38:59.460 Health standards

00:39:00.400 Then you might as well

00:39:01.300 Fuck them all right

00:39:02.220 Yeah

00:39:02.660 You might as well

00:39:03.060 Dump them all

00:39:03.700 Shaved head

00:39:04.560 Purple hair

00:39:05.240 Nose ring

00:39:06.200 What's wrong with me

00:39:07.140 Nothing

00:39:07.500 Nothing's wrong with this

00:39:08.620 Yeah

00:39:08.840 This is what you want

00:39:09.720 And it's like

00:39:10.180 Yo buddy

00:39:10.660 This is your life

00:39:11.600 We just didn't want you

00:39:12.340 To be a fat kid

00:39:13.200 Grandma was worried

00:39:14.480 Yep

00:39:15.220 You know

00:39:15.480 Exactly

00:39:16.100 There was a

00:39:16.780 An influencer

00:39:17.760 Who had a crop top

00:39:20.180 Reenactment

00:39:21.020 I'm gonna recreate

00:39:22.700 This amazing

00:39:23.660 Dove Cameron look

00:39:24.640 In my size

00:39:25.580 I actually went out

00:39:26.480 And just bought

00:39:26.900 The exact same outfit

00:39:28.000 From Savage X Fenty

00:39:29.080 Luckily Savage

00:39:30.020 Is plus size friendly

00:39:31.100 So that was super easy

00:39:32.240 I did forget to film

00:39:33.420 The pants

00:39:33.960 I then grabbed

00:39:35.040 A pair of high heels

00:39:35.800 Because she was

00:39:36.200 Wearing high heels

00:39:36.880 And this is what

00:39:38.080 It looked like

00:39:38.440 When I was taking pictures

00:39:39.280 This is the final shot

00:39:41.060 I got

00:39:41.600 And this is the

00:39:42.580 Side by side

00:39:43.400 I nailed it

00:39:44.620 Where's the thong

00:39:46.480 Peaking out over the hips

00:39:47.740 Missed one little piece

00:39:50.000 Huh

00:39:50.300 Would have liked to see that

00:39:51.460 It's like

00:39:53.620 I recreated this

00:39:54.660 For plus size

00:39:55.320 And all she says

00:39:56.140 Is thankfully

00:39:56.680 They had fat fuck sizes

00:39:57.960 Yeah

00:39:59.020 So you didn't really

00:39:59.660 Do any work

00:40:00.240 You just bought

00:40:00.820 The same outfit

00:40:01.480 Do you think

00:40:02.260 The fat fuck size

00:40:03.240 And the little person size

00:40:05.320 Are the same cost

00:40:06.440 Because it's

00:40:07.280 Towards the amount

00:40:08.040 Of cloth

00:40:08.460 No certainly not

00:40:09.080 It has to be more

00:40:10.380 And that's how

00:40:11.200 You get a peek

00:40:11.820 At how much

00:40:12.300 It really costs to make

00:40:13.340 Because I'm sure

00:40:13.980 It's just a little

00:40:14.520 More expensive

00:40:15.160 But it should

00:40:16.040 It's twice the amount

00:40:16.960 Of cloth probably

00:40:17.800 You should have

00:40:18.380 It should be a clean 2X

00:40:19.760 Yeah

00:40:20.040 Absolutely

00:40:20.640 2X two times

00:40:21.840 Not large

00:40:22.860 And so this

00:40:24.620 When we were discussing this

00:40:26.180 I know this woman

00:40:27.960 Right

00:40:28.240 She's on Instagram

00:40:29.760 Her comments

00:40:30.660 You should see the comments section

00:40:31.780 It's all hype

00:40:33.220 Everyone hypes her up

00:40:34.320 This lady gets brand deals

00:40:35.940 And I guarantee

00:40:36.540 That was a brand deal

00:40:37.560 Alerting people

00:40:39.240 That the fat sizes

00:40:40.700 Are in for that brand

00:40:42.220 Right

00:40:42.620 Which leads us

00:40:44.620 Remember when we were

00:40:45.420 Talking the other day

00:40:46.480 About how comedians

00:40:48.240 There's like a bell curve

00:40:49.440 Yeah

00:40:49.900 Not even a bell curve

00:40:51.400 But like a great comedian

00:40:52.560 Is great

00:40:53.040 They get paid

00:40:53.760 Yep

00:40:54.180 Good comedians

00:40:54.960 Get paid a little less

00:40:55.920 Average comedians

00:40:57.460 There's nowhere for them

00:40:58.520 Nowhere to go

00:40:59.140 It's a struggle

00:40:59.760 You can't get off the ground

00:41:01.020 And then horrible comedians

00:41:02.720 That's when it comes back

00:41:04.000 And you can be so bad

00:41:05.280 That it's ironically good

00:41:06.500 And then you can make

00:41:07.780 Some manager will find you

00:41:09.140 And be like

00:41:09.460 Alright we'll keep

00:41:10.140 Pumping out social media clips

00:41:11.360 Keep bombing

00:41:12.140 Right

00:41:12.460 It's the same for this

00:41:13.960 Yeah

00:41:14.200 If you're a 10 out of 10 model

00:41:15.620 You get the deal

00:41:16.540 Exactly

00:41:17.040 If you're an 8.9

00:41:18.400 Beautiful skinny model

00:41:19.540 You don't really get that much

00:41:21.020 You get some

00:41:21.540 But not that much

00:41:22.400 If you're average

00:41:23.240 And don't really work out

00:41:24.420 You get nothing

00:41:25.340 No hope

00:41:25.820 If you're really

00:41:27.380 Really really really fat

00:41:28.400 And pretend you work out

00:41:29.860 You get the keys to the palace

00:41:31.880 Exactly

00:41:32.400 The whole world is yours

00:41:33.220 Endless brand deals

00:41:34.440 And positive reinforcement

00:41:35.800 From other delusional people online

00:41:37.940 You know

00:41:38.380 Yeah

00:41:38.660 I think that's a big part of it too

00:41:40.840 It's the delusional circle

00:41:42.320 And it's like

00:41:43.000 An implicit wink and a handshake

00:41:45.160 Hey you be delusional on my comments

00:41:46.860 I'll be delusional on yours

00:41:48.200 Let's get this brand money

00:41:50.880 Right

00:41:51.140 And there's an aspect to it too

00:41:52.620 Where this girl will see the comments

00:41:54.440 And everyone's like

00:41:55.020 Oh you look great

00:41:55.780 You're so confident

00:41:56.620 You're beautiful

00:41:57.360 This is really really good

00:41:59.420 Nobody ever says

00:42:00.160 I want to be just like you though

00:42:01.600 That's a good point

00:42:02.520 And then you get the other comments

00:42:04.140 That are like

00:42:04.480 You're fat

00:42:04.980 The only reason you're getting this deal

00:42:06.200 Is because you're fat

00:42:07.060 And then the girl thinks like

00:42:09.200 Oh there's competing realities

00:42:11.480 There's competing truths

00:42:12.640 When there's not

00:42:13.340 There's just one side

00:42:14.360 That's being like harshly true

00:42:16.100 And then another side

00:42:17.120 That's just lying

00:42:17.840 Yeah

00:42:18.200 And that's what like

00:42:19.240 The thing is

00:42:19.880 It's like oh different strokes

00:42:20.780 Different folks

00:42:21.280 People have different preferences

00:42:22.260 Actually

00:42:23.800 Some people are lying

00:42:25.440 Some people here are lying

00:42:26.460 And the same can be said

00:42:27.420 For the trans stuff

00:42:28.440 It's like

00:42:29.020 A lot of people

00:42:29.960 Just participate in the lie

00:42:31.300 Yeah

00:42:31.820 And I will never be one of those

00:42:33.820 Right

00:42:34.040 Yep

00:42:34.360 And then this is obviously dangerous

00:42:36.100 Because there's a lot of fat influencers

00:42:37.400 Who do this stuff

00:42:38.980 And now are being dead

00:42:40.200 Yeah

00:42:40.600 Being dead

00:42:41.740 These four social media influencers

00:42:43.600 Were swept up by a movement

00:42:44.940 That claims obesity

00:42:45.760 Is perfectly healthy

00:42:46.780 The tragic truth

00:42:47.740 Is that they've all died

00:42:49.260 Under the age of 45

00:42:50.620 And I only know one of these

00:42:52.300 I only know the guy on the left

00:42:53.540 I used to see him on TikTok

00:42:54.940 But

00:42:55.360 Eating pig shit

00:42:56.120 Yeah he was eating pig shit

00:42:57.260 He was always eating pig shit

00:42:58.260 And now he's dead

00:42:58.860 Yep

00:42:59.700 That's why you can't eat the poisons

00:43:01.420 Yep

00:43:01.900 Lululemon

00:43:02.940 Yes

00:43:04.320 We have some good news

00:43:05.220 Lululemon might be one of us

00:43:07.060 Well

00:43:07.880 This guy is a

00:43:09.260 One of the founders of Lululemon

00:43:11.140 And he's no longer involved

00:43:12.720 With the company

00:43:13.260 But he had some comments

00:43:14.340 They already got him out

00:43:15.340 Yeah they already got him

00:43:16.220 But he owns a lot of stock

00:43:17.300 He said

00:43:17.940 Diversity

00:43:18.420 Be honest

00:43:19.120 Some women are simply too fat

00:43:20.600 To wear leggings

00:43:21.300 Says Lululemon founder

00:43:22.540 Her at Lululemon

00:43:23.660 Is probably like

00:43:24.240 No

00:43:24.760 Do you have any other thing

00:43:28.160 Else to add from that

00:43:29.220 No he said

00:43:29.860 I think

00:43:30.160 Through this whole diversity

00:43:32.640 And inclusion thing

00:43:33.640 That they're trying to become

00:43:34.400 Like Gap

00:43:35.000 Everything to everybody

00:43:36.500 And I think the definition

00:43:37.700 Of a brand

00:43:38.220 Is that you're not

00:43:38.980 Everything to everybody

00:43:39.960 You've got to be clear

00:43:41.000 That you do not want

00:43:41.920 Certain customers coming in

00:43:43.140 Which is true

00:43:43.840 I mean

00:43:44.260 Lululemon's for hotties

00:43:45.820 Yeah

00:43:46.560 It's not for pigs

00:43:47.340 You wear Lululemon sometimes

00:43:48.840 You have shorts

00:43:49.580 I'm wearing Lululemon shorts

00:43:50.540 Right now

00:43:50.920 That's pretty good

00:43:52.240 And that founder

00:43:53.440 Who says the truth

00:43:54.780 And is maybe a show watcher

00:43:56.160 Based on what I'm hearing

00:43:56.920 He said as a joke one time

00:43:59.220 That Lululemon

00:44:00.660 They made the name up

00:44:01.780 Just because they thought

00:44:02.540 It would be funny

00:44:03.160 When they heard Chinese people

00:44:04.720 Try to pronounce it

00:44:05.580 Yeah

00:44:05.860 It would be like

00:44:06.480 Ruru Remen

00:44:06.920 Ruru Remen

00:44:07.640 They couldn't pronounce it

00:44:08.880 So maybe he's one of us

00:44:09.920 One of ours

00:44:10.660 Doing bits

00:44:11.340 One of ours

00:44:12.220 Doing bits

00:44:12.900 Slightly racist

00:44:14.100 Yep

00:44:14.500 All right

00:44:15.100 Let's move on

00:44:15.880 To our next page

00:44:17.280 Of Cringe

00:44:17.980 This could get

00:44:20.060 Some mixed opinions

00:44:21.340 The mini drill sergeant

00:44:23.260 Yeah

00:44:24.040 It's kind of a viral tweet

00:44:25.220 This is the tiny

00:44:26.700 Drill sergeant here

00:44:27.780 Absolute five foot nothing

00:44:30.100 Probably 4'11

00:44:31.220 Little Hispanic woman

00:44:32.600 Trying to get in

00:44:33.480 Someone's face

00:44:34.040 A drill instructor

00:44:34.860 And this guy said

00:44:36.940 My biggest worry

00:44:37.900 About the draft

00:44:38.480 Would be that

00:44:38.920 When confronted

00:44:39.420 With this thing

00:44:39.980 I just uncontrollably

00:44:41.020 Laugh in its face

00:44:42.020 And there were

00:44:42.660 A lot of angry

00:44:43.460 Tweeters

00:44:44.480 Oh she'd fold you up

00:44:46.260 Like a sourdough pretzel

00:44:47.620 Yeah

00:44:48.100 She says jump

00:44:49.180 You jump

00:44:49.800 How high

00:44:50.620 I don't

00:44:51.240 I don't

00:44:51.820 And so

00:44:53.160 You know

00:44:53.480 We just wanted to weigh in

00:44:54.580 And we kind of have

00:44:55.620 A couple new criteria

00:44:56.720 That we're learning

00:44:57.600 How we evaluate

00:44:59.520 New information

00:45:01.120 That comes out

00:45:01.580 Of the military

00:45:02.000 Right

00:45:02.340 Exactly

00:45:03.100 So when it comes

00:45:03.940 To the military

00:45:04.620 You have all these

00:45:07.320 Situations we've been

00:45:08.120 Faced with lately

00:45:08.720 A lot of the trans people

00:45:10.020 Yeah

00:45:10.340 This individual

00:45:11.540 The vaccine requirements

00:45:13.180 And I look at it

00:45:14.500 From a new perspective

00:45:15.560 I say to myself

00:45:17.280 When China sees this

00:45:19.240 Does China laugh

00:45:20.620 Or does China not laugh

00:45:22.580 Yeah

00:45:23.040 China laughs at that

00:45:24.360 China laughs

00:45:25.160 China laughs

00:45:25.780 China laughs

00:45:26.480 The transgenders

00:45:27.500 The people with the long hair

00:45:28.620 And the dresses

00:45:29.180 Who used to be men

00:45:30.080 Who were like in charge of brigades

00:45:31.460 China laughs

00:45:32.640 And then

00:45:33.400 The other piece

00:45:34.980 Is

00:45:35.860 Who would you rather have

00:45:37.580 In the military

00:45:38.160 This person

00:45:39.500 Or a trans man

00:45:41.320 I don't even know

00:45:43.580 That's an absolute coin flip

00:45:45.020 They're making it close

00:45:46.020 They made it a close call

00:45:47.080 I

00:45:47.360 I

00:45:48.100 I hate the military

00:45:49.300 I know

00:45:49.760 It's getting bad

00:45:50.660 It's getting greasy

00:45:51.260 I don't even like it

00:45:51.660 People just

00:45:52.320 People just sign up

00:45:53.220 For a paycheck

00:45:53.720 Now

00:45:54.400 It's not like

00:45:55.340 Serving or like

00:45:56.680 Honor or anything

00:45:57.760 It's like

00:45:58.340 Making TikToks

00:45:59.700 And like collecting a check

00:46:00.700 And getting college paid for

00:46:01.700 Get a free college

00:46:02.720 And you're

00:46:03.540 The kid of illegal immigrants

00:46:05.220 And you need a free college

00:46:06.760 And you had

00:46:07.220 You barely went to high school

00:46:08.420 Yeah

00:46:08.780 I like the military

00:46:09.980 I like some

00:46:11.160 I like high level

00:46:11.940 I respect our veterans

00:46:13.260 I like high level

00:46:14.220 But it's

00:46:15.480 Been

00:46:16.100 They

00:46:16.580 It's one of the things

00:46:17.340 Where they decay an institution

00:46:18.600 Before your eyes

00:46:19.500 And they make you say

00:46:20.960 Oh you like the military

00:46:21.660 Well here's the military

00:46:22.520 And it's all these trans people

00:46:23.600 And the midget

00:46:24.140 It's 20 twinks and a midget

00:46:25.580 You like the military right

00:46:26.960 And it's like

00:46:27.620 And then you

00:46:28.720 Salute Admiral Levine

00:46:30.480 And you go

00:46:30.860 Yeah I do

00:46:31.900 So that's what they're trying to do

00:46:33.680 And it's working

00:46:34.680 Because I

00:46:36.000 Don't even like it anymore

00:46:37.640 I have a different

00:46:38.780 I have like a lesser opinion

00:46:40.020 Of the military

00:46:40.600 Yeah

00:46:41.000 Agreed

00:46:41.840 If there's like a guy

00:46:42.820 In the military

00:46:43.320 Like a normal guy

00:46:44.560 And they're like

00:46:45.520 Oh I'm in the military

00:46:46.280 I'm so and so

00:46:46.840 So and so

00:46:47.320 Cool

00:46:48.000 Thanks man

00:46:48.960 Great

00:46:49.180 Love what you do

00:46:49.760 I appreciate it

00:46:50.500 Yeah

00:46:50.740 But once it gets into

00:46:51.500 The twink shit

00:46:52.160 85% of our military

00:46:54.560 Is transgender

00:46:55.120 I know

00:46:55.620 You keep saying that

00:46:56.520 Completely made up

00:46:57.760 Keep saying it

00:46:58.540 Alright let's move on

00:46:59.260 To the trans person

00:46:59.960 That wants to stab you to death

00:47:01.140 Which one is that?

00:47:02.960 Oh yeah yeah

00:47:03.500 You'll see

00:47:05.260 We have several of those

00:47:06.220 Yeah

00:47:06.620 I do wish death

00:47:07.900 On transphobic people

00:47:09.240 Because they wish death

00:47:10.500 On me

00:47:10.960 And have caused death

00:47:12.620 To many many many

00:47:14.640 Of my brothers and sisters

00:47:16.080 In the trans community

00:47:17.300 I want to stab

00:47:18.700 All of you to death

00:47:19.980 As many times as I can

00:47:22.160 I want to stab you

00:47:23.420 In the throat

00:47:24.020 And twist it

00:47:24.700 Like I'm carving

00:47:25.320 A fucking pumpkin

00:47:26.380 I want to shred you

00:47:28.220 Into tiny fucking pieces

00:47:30.340 I want to tear

00:47:31.460 Your fucking bones out

00:47:32.820 From your goddamn body

00:47:34.240 I want to scoop

00:47:35.320 Your brains out

00:47:36.200 With a fucking spoon

00:47:37.580 I want to eat

00:47:38.980 Your fucking flesh

00:47:40.680 Alright

00:47:41.180 Yeah

00:47:41.760 FBI be like

00:47:43.340 January 6th

00:47:44.840 FBI be like

00:47:45.740 What?

00:47:46.240 Didn't see nothing

00:47:47.100 Or that person

00:47:48.600 Needs to get into

00:47:49.160 Our military

00:47:49.820 Yeah let's sign them up

00:47:50.880 Yeah we can find you

00:47:51.820 Some people to kill

00:47:52.540 We actually have

00:47:53.040 An enrollment bonus

00:47:53.960 If you join today

00:47:54.860 Yeah that's not

00:47:56.720 Disqualifying at all

00:47:57.880 But to recap

00:47:59.700 Language and misgendering

00:48:01.960 Is violence

00:48:02.680 Violence is violence

00:48:04.420 Yeah

00:48:04.780 You are justified

00:48:05.760 To use violence

00:48:06.780 To prevent violence

00:48:07.860 Exactly

00:48:08.480 So it's a one big

00:48:09.500 Circular thing

00:48:10.280 Yeah exactly

00:48:11.840 So this person

00:48:12.620 Can attack you

00:48:13.380 For what you might say

00:48:14.660 Oh now thoughts

00:48:16.200 Now you even think it

00:48:17.420 Yeah

00:48:17.800 She's assuming

00:48:19.680 That she knows

00:48:20.360 Or he

00:48:20.940 Is assuming

00:48:21.500 She

00:48:21.800 She

00:48:23.200 Lily

00:48:23.760 Is assuming

00:48:25.060 That they know

00:48:25.640 What you're going to say

00:48:26.540 And it's hateful

00:48:27.480 So that's why

00:48:28.140 I need to stab you

00:48:29.320 And pull your bones

00:48:30.060 Out now

00:48:30.680 Yeah

00:48:30.920 Anything less than

00:48:31.860 Sucking them

00:48:32.440 Anything less than

00:48:34.280 Sucking them

00:48:34.740 Is bigotry

00:48:35.900 Let's go to the

00:48:36.880 Lesbians

00:48:37.460 Who have problems

00:48:39.040 With

00:48:39.380 I don't even know

00:48:40.360 How to describe it

00:48:41.040 Yeah don't

00:48:41.640 Just don't

00:48:42.660 A lot of lesbians

00:48:44.180 Particularly cis lesbians

00:48:45.700 Initiate

00:48:47.700 Flirting with

00:48:49.080 Other women

00:48:50.120 Is kind of

00:48:50.920 Through eye contact

00:48:51.640 Like

00:48:52.200 You can just tell

00:48:53.260 In the eyes

00:48:53.900 Like oh they're in you

00:48:55.160 As autistic trans women

00:48:57.780 That doesn't work

00:48:58.600 Because for one

00:48:59.560 I need people

00:49:00.140 To be very direct

00:49:01.000 With me

00:49:01.380 Because I don't

00:49:01.820 Like to make assumptions

00:49:02.620 About their intentions

00:49:03.540 The other is

00:49:04.600 That

00:49:05.200 Like by default

00:49:06.940 Miss trans women

00:49:07.780 Have their walls up

00:49:08.900 And are ready to brawl

00:49:10.000 Because

00:49:10.520 If a woman's

00:49:11.840 Staring at us

00:49:12.600 There's just this

00:49:13.560 Innate fear

00:49:14.360 That they're gonna

00:49:14.980 That they've like

00:49:15.740 Clocked us

00:49:16.440 And they're gonna

00:49:17.540 Say some turf bullshit

00:49:18.760 And we gotta like

00:49:19.680 Start throwing hands

00:49:20.840 So

00:49:21.900 Ah

00:49:22.340 First of all

00:49:23.840 Cis lesbian

00:49:24.900 I thought cis men

00:49:26.420 Straight

00:49:26.960 No

00:49:28.340 Cis is just

00:49:29.480 You know what cis means

00:49:30.720 Cis is their word

00:49:31.640 For people who are

00:49:32.620 In the right body

00:49:34.080 Oh

00:49:35.160 In the right thing

00:49:36.120 I thought cis men

00:49:37.160 Just meant men

00:49:37.860 Who like women

00:49:38.520 Nah

00:49:39.280 I thought it was just

00:49:40.360 That's the point

00:49:41.220 They wanna pervert it

00:49:42.060 And add an extra layer

00:49:43.020 That you don't need

00:49:43.760 Cis just means

00:49:45.400 Not a trans person

00:49:46.560 To them

00:49:47.200 All my straight

00:49:48.340 Lesbian jokes

00:49:49.260 Are useless

00:49:49.840 Okay

00:49:50.280 Start crossing my

00:49:51.220 But yeah

00:49:52.980 Three for three

00:49:53.960 On some trans stereotypes

00:49:55.300 Here

00:49:55.600 Disdain for women

00:49:56.640 Absolute melting

00:49:58.020 Disdain

00:49:58.520 Just dripping off

00:49:59.360 Threats of violence

00:50:00.500 Of course

00:50:01.100 Thinking you pass

00:50:02.440 And are owed

00:50:02.940 Sexual attention

00:50:03.840 Yeah

00:50:04.320 If someone clocks me

00:50:05.740 It's like believe me

00:50:06.780 You got clocked

00:50:08.040 Everybody fucking knows

00:50:09.000 When you walk into a room

00:50:10.000 They go whoa

00:50:10.900 So three for three

00:50:12.200 And then

00:50:13.000 Oh no

00:50:13.620 Actually it's four for four

00:50:14.520 Autism bonus

00:50:15.880 Yeah mental illness

00:50:16.760 Self-admitted mental illness

00:50:18.780 So just sprinkle it

00:50:20.020 It's a perfect video

00:50:21.160 Show this to your friends

00:50:22.440 When you wanna represent

00:50:23.160 All four like pillars

00:50:24.700 Of what these trans people

00:50:25.800 Are going through right

00:50:26.420 Exactly

00:50:26.980 And then the willingness

00:50:27.920 To fight at the drop of a hat

00:50:29.640 Oh yeah

00:50:30.380 That's something you see

00:50:31.580 In the urban youths

00:50:33.980 In urban decay

00:50:35.440 Are you drawing a parallel?

00:50:36.960 The urban youth community

00:50:38.280 For sure

00:50:38.740 Alright well

00:50:39.220 Should we move on to

00:50:40.080 Let's move on to urban

00:50:41.920 You wanna do the radical

00:50:42.800 How far are we?

00:50:43.800 You wanna do the radical support counselor?

00:50:45.160 We could just kind of

00:50:46.240 Even let it play

00:50:46.920 Radical support counselor

00:50:48.080 Or gender clinic

00:50:49.000 What would you rather do?

00:50:50.060 Actually I would rather do

00:50:51.100 The gender clinic

00:50:51.680 Because it's a unique

00:50:52.560 Individual story

00:50:53.460 That I

00:50:53.960 It's another thing

00:50:55.640 We're gonna accuse

00:50:56.420 Alright

00:50:56.700 And then we'll throw

00:50:57.560 Radical support counselor

00:50:59.800 Into bonus land

00:51:00.660 More reason to sign up

00:51:01.600 At fuckustalks.com

00:51:02.760 Okay cool

00:51:03.460 So this is some like

00:51:05.040 Gender clinic woman

00:51:06.640 Muppet

00:51:07.960 Talking to some

00:51:08.720 Three other gender

00:51:09.820 Pro-gender Muppets

00:51:10.840 And listen to this story

00:51:12.340 And then we're gonna tell you

00:51:13.580 What we think happened

00:51:15.000 But what

00:51:16.840 Just listen

00:51:17.800 I will tell you

00:51:19.400 About a situation

00:51:20.340 That I had

00:51:21.200 I had a young child

00:51:22.480 You know

00:51:23.320 Probably about

00:51:24.140 Four or five

00:51:25.160 Assigned male at birth

00:51:26.540 They went to an outside ER

00:51:28.780 In the tri-state region

00:51:30.120 Because the child

00:51:31.120 Was having testicular pain

00:51:32.800 Testicular pain

00:51:33.620 So they came into the ER

00:51:34.540 In a little dress

00:51:36.140 You know

00:51:36.700 Parents were calling her

00:51:38.880 Whatever her chosen female name was

00:51:41.880 And they get back

00:51:43.680 To the exam room

00:51:44.800 And they're so busy

00:51:46.160 Thinking the parents

00:51:47.740 Are abusing this child

00:51:49.140 That they're sitting there

00:51:50.260 Trying to call

00:51:51.380 Children's services

00:51:52.760 To take the family in

00:51:54.160 Because they're allowing

00:51:55.220 Their child to wear a dress

00:51:56.680 In the meantime

00:51:57.860 The testicular torsion

00:51:59.120 Is getting worse

00:52:00.080 I managed to get the child

00:52:01.680 Out of that situation

00:52:02.740 Into RER

00:52:03.720 And our urologist

00:52:05.500 Took them to surgery

00:52:06.400 But they did lose

00:52:07.360 The testicle

00:52:08.120 So a kid lost

00:52:09.960 A testicle boy

00:52:11.140 Because he was acting

00:52:11.940 Like a girl

00:52:12.660 How do you think

00:52:13.660 That came about?

00:52:15.060 Yeah

00:52:15.260 So young child

00:52:16.780 Four or five

00:52:18.120 She says

00:52:18.740 And my favorite thing

00:52:20.000 Is this woman

00:52:20.600 Acts like

00:52:21.280 Everyone was trying

00:52:22.020 To stop this child

00:52:23.080 From getting care

00:52:23.840 And she

00:52:24.380 The gender aware woman

00:52:25.820 Came in

00:52:26.600 Saved the day

00:52:28.000 Said no no

00:52:29.160 That's not abuse

00:52:29.960 That's nonsense

00:52:30.820 Let's get him into surgery

00:52:32.160 Kid loses a testicle

00:52:33.840 Right

00:52:34.120 And so

00:52:35.420 What we're thinking is

00:52:37.060 Testicular torsion

00:52:38.320 It can happen

00:52:39.740 You know

00:52:40.400 That's kind of

00:52:40.980 When your nuts

00:52:41.380 Get tangled

00:52:41.880 Right

00:52:42.240 You gotta go to the hospital

00:52:43.260 My nuts got twisted

00:52:44.140 I gotta go to the hospital

00:52:44.940 Take me to the hospital

00:52:45.700 Right

00:52:46.020 Pretty standard

00:52:47.100 You've done that

00:52:48.080 Before

00:52:48.320 You've taken me to the hospital

00:52:49.140 We got him unzapped

00:52:50.040 Really quick

00:52:50.560 And

00:52:50.780 I'm kidding

00:52:51.720 I'm kidding

00:52:52.060 We have a joke

00:52:52.740 That is a bit I do though

00:52:53.740 We have a bit

00:52:54.400 There's a bit

00:52:54.940 Whenever Rap Boy

00:52:55.660 Has any sort of like

00:52:56.800 Shot to the nuts

00:52:57.980 He goes

00:52:58.240 Oh my nuts got twisted

00:52:59.420 And you go to the hospital

00:53:00.480 So we had to explain it

00:53:03.160 Yeah

00:53:03.480 Yeah

00:53:03.900 All right

00:53:04.340 Because otherwise

00:53:05.240 People think I took you

00:53:06.380 To the hospital

00:53:06.980 For your nuts one time

00:53:08.260 I know

00:53:08.560 Never went to the hospital

00:53:09.420 Never been to the hospital

00:53:10.140 Never had a nut injury

00:53:10.940 Just a bit

00:53:11.480 Just a bit

00:53:12.360 All right

00:53:12.800 But so back to the story

00:53:14.260 Right

00:53:14.540 According to the Mayo Clinic

00:53:15.700 Testicular torsion occurs

00:53:16.920 Most often in males

00:53:17.940 Age 12 to 18

00:53:19.300 Often after vigorous activity

00:53:21.200 Or injury

00:53:21.700 Right

00:53:22.000 And so our suspicion

00:53:23.920 Along with the

00:53:26.080 Exposed

00:53:26.820 Exposed dark deeds

00:53:27.740 This Twitter account

00:53:28.540 Is that this kid

00:53:30.980 Who the lady said

00:53:32.020 Was younger

00:53:32.460 Four to five

00:53:33.280 We believe that this kid

00:53:35.280 Who thinks he's a girl

00:53:36.760 We don't know

00:53:37.900 What's the family doing

00:53:38.900 Are they tucking

00:53:40.080 Does this kid have

00:53:41.660 Cock shame

00:53:42.640 Or something

00:53:43.400 Because oh

00:53:44.440 You're a girl

00:53:44.840 You're a girl

00:53:45.260 You're a girl

00:53:45.640 Do you think you play with it

00:53:46.760 A little differently

00:53:47.380 Or like put it away

00:53:49.020 Or try to

00:53:49.680 I think it's tucking

00:53:50.540 Or maybe some tight

00:53:51.480 Underwear

00:53:52.920 To tuck

00:53:54.220 Tucking underwear

00:53:55.100 Exactly

00:53:55.540 Target sells

00:53:56.240 And so you know

00:53:57.100 We don't have exact proof

00:53:58.600 Of this

00:53:59.100 But we believe that

00:54:00.480 Something happened

00:54:01.800 Where the kid

00:54:02.520 Was messing around

00:54:03.440 With his junk

00:54:04.140 And got testicular torsion

00:54:05.940 Because of weird

00:54:06.800 Gender beliefs

00:54:07.800 At age four or five

00:54:09.760 As this woman said

00:54:10.860 And lost a testicle

00:54:12.640 Because of it

00:54:13.320 Yep

00:54:13.920 So yeah

00:54:15.220 And then my favorite

00:54:16.200 Is this woman

00:54:16.760 Acts like she's the hero

00:54:17.920 Oh no

00:54:18.680 This is totally normal

00:54:19.580 The kid comes in a dress

00:54:20.540 We need to get him

00:54:21.080 To surgery now

00:54:21.800 I'm the hero

00:54:22.980 Because I recognize

00:54:23.960 This is an abuse

00:54:25.280 And we're talking about

00:54:26.320 A kid losing a testicle

00:54:27.440 A kid losing a testicle

00:54:28.760 So I just wanted to

00:54:29.900 Like I like when we find

00:54:31.400 Stories like this

00:54:32.100 That we think are unique

00:54:33.200 That we haven't really

00:54:34.420 Heard before

00:54:34.920 So I'm glad we were able

00:54:36.140 To put that in

00:54:36.700 But testicular torsion

00:54:38.440 On a four year old

00:54:39.280 Like I don't know

00:54:40.980 And everyone in the zoom

00:54:42.380 Going like this

00:54:43.360 Bobble heads

00:54:44.080 Needs to be locked up

00:54:45.420 Yep

00:54:45.680 Prison

00:54:46.240 For life

00:54:47.460 Alright don't get too down

00:54:48.880 Or too depressed

00:54:49.700 We're moving on to

00:54:50.640 Urban Decay

00:54:51.340 It's gonna get a little worse

00:54:52.620 Alright first part of

00:54:54.380 Urban Decay

00:54:54.960 We have a goofball section

00:54:56.200 So goofball is a new drug

00:54:58.060 They're calling it

00:55:00.900 This is mostly on the west coast

00:55:02.760 In San Francisco

00:55:03.780 Portland area

00:55:04.800 And we have a couple videos

00:55:06.220 We're gonna run through

00:55:06.880 But a goofball

00:55:07.740 Which is an accurate name

00:55:09.560 Goofball got me acting goofy

00:55:11.340 Is a meth and fentanyl cocktail

00:55:12.940 Found more frequently

00:55:13.900 On the streets of San Francisco

00:55:15.720 Right

00:55:16.040 It makes you go like this

00:55:16.840 It makes you act all goofy

00:55:18.880 Here's this guy

00:55:20.480 He's being goofy

00:55:23.880 And then there's another guy

00:55:28.600 He's being goofy too

00:55:30.040 This one

00:55:31.880 Yeah

00:55:32.300 Oh actually that's the same guy

00:55:33.760 Same guy

00:55:34.340 Just being goofy

00:55:35.120 At a different

00:55:35.580 He gets even goofier

00:55:37.320 He keeps getting goofy

00:55:38.540 And here's number two

00:55:39.820 He's goofy

00:55:43.560 He's goofy as well

00:55:45.640 It might be that fentanyl

00:55:49.940 Yeah

00:55:50.820 And the fentanyl comes here

00:55:52.600 Across the border

00:55:53.220 Through the illegals

00:55:54.060 The whole show ties together

00:55:55.460 Of course

00:55:55.920 It's all one thing

00:55:56.900 It's all one thing

00:55:57.720 Which is neglect of

00:55:58.620 American principles

00:55:59.460 Honor

00:55:59.980 Integrity

00:56:00.900 So the illegals come

00:56:01.900 They give the fentanyl

00:56:02.860 To someone who cooks it up

00:56:04.160 Puts it into goofballs

00:56:05.180 Give it to these guys

00:56:06.020 They start getting goofy

00:56:06.920 And then the illegal

00:56:08.320 Who's here

00:56:09.180 Now gets free healthcare

00:56:10.440 And then mandatory

00:56:11.460 Gender reassignment surgery

00:56:12.740 Exactly

00:56:13.240 And the cartel

00:56:14.100 Killed George Floyd

00:56:14.980 It wasn't Derek Chauvin

00:56:16.480 It was the cartel

00:56:17.220 You look at the video

00:56:18.280 That's not even

00:56:19.160 Derek Chauvin wasn't even there

00:56:20.860 Alright so what

00:56:21.900 Lessons are we taking away

00:56:23.240 There's always a new cocktail

00:56:25.020 Coming up

00:56:25.780 And goofballs

00:56:26.860 Are one to watch out for

00:56:28.000 I personally think

00:56:29.160 If you see someone

00:56:29.680 Going like

00:56:30.080 On the street

00:56:31.380 You should see a paddy wagon

00:56:32.980 Come up with an old school

00:56:34.220 1950s

00:56:35.080 Siren

00:56:37.520 Not the loud shit

00:56:38.920 It's a goofball paddy wagon

00:56:40.440 It's a goofball paddy wagon

00:56:41.540 They take them away

00:56:42.320 And you never see that guy again

00:56:43.920 You know

00:56:44.600 Where do they take him

00:56:45.520 I don't know

00:56:46.080 He's being too goofy

00:56:48.000 For society

00:56:48.740 He was a little goofy

00:56:49.820 For society

00:56:50.420 But I like that idea

00:56:51.960 Where it's the old school

00:56:53.300 Paddy wagon

00:56:54.140 Which doesn't have the

00:56:55.480 You know how sometimes

00:56:56.480 An ambulance comes up

00:56:57.340 And you're like

00:56:57.660 What the fuck

00:56:58.680 Yeah

00:56:59.040 It's so loud

00:56:59.620 I like the old school

00:57:00.640 Low one

00:57:01.240 And take them away

00:57:02.140 You know

00:57:02.520 Yep

00:57:02.820 And then here's a guy

00:57:03.880 Who is mad at someone

00:57:05.460 Who's maybe on goofballs

00:57:07.100 But maybe just a regular

00:57:08.040 Street rat smoking crack

00:57:09.160 But here's how he handles it

00:57:10.300 Handles it well

00:57:12.000 Yeah

00:57:12.320 And I think this is the only way

00:57:14.220 To handle it

00:57:15.080 If you have this energy

00:57:16.220 When you approach a street rat

00:57:17.620 They'll listen

00:57:18.480 Because they're

00:57:19.000 They're in animal brain mode

00:57:20.420 Yeah

00:57:20.640 And they'll just recognize

00:57:21.580 Kind of authority in tone

00:57:23.220 And you can kind of

00:57:24.220 Send them away from your store

00:57:25.320 This what you're fucking

00:57:34.260 Out here doing

00:57:34.980 This what you're out here doing

00:57:37.240 Huh

00:57:38.380 This what you're out here doing

00:57:39.880 Get the fuck

00:57:41.720 From in front of this door

00:57:42.740 For a stomp

00:57:43.580 A fucking hole in your ass

00:57:45.000 Pull your pants up

00:57:45.960 Nasty

00:57:46.380 Pull your pants up

00:57:48.240 Nasty

00:57:48.720 That's how you deal with it

00:57:50.220 They like that

00:57:50.980 Hey

00:57:51.600 When you walk up to someone

00:57:52.880 And they go

00:57:53.240 Like dude

00:57:55.300 And crack smoke

00:57:56.160 Is coming out of their mouth

00:57:57.420 Yeah

00:57:57.800 I had second hand crack smoke

00:57:59.080 Once in LA

00:58:00.100 Wow

00:58:00.640 There was a street rat

00:58:01.980 And I was walking

00:58:02.680 And he turns and goes

00:58:03.960 And he blew it right in my face

00:58:05.880 And it smelled

00:58:06.380 It tasted like

00:58:07.720 Like Windex

00:58:08.760 Like if you lit Windex on fire

00:58:10.520 In like a pipe

00:58:11.460 It smelled

00:58:12.240 It tasted like that

00:58:13.120 It tasted like chemicals

00:58:13.940 Alright good to know

00:58:14.740 But I didn't even get that fucked up

00:58:15.980 So that tone

00:58:17.300 Some light threats

00:58:18.640 You know

00:58:19.120 Yeah

00:58:19.900 I don't know

00:58:20.400 They only respond to like

00:58:22.060 The threat of force

00:58:22.900 Or like

00:58:23.740 They don't respond to like

00:58:24.840 Light incentives

00:58:25.680 That are currently being

00:58:26.780 Implemented from like

00:58:28.080 The city of Los Angeles

00:58:29.040 Or something

00:58:29.580 They respond to like

00:58:30.940 Street justice

00:58:31.940 And that's it

00:58:32.640 So

00:58:32.980 So if you have the energy

00:58:34.220 Of someone willing to commit

00:58:35.560 Street justice

00:58:36.440 They'll listen

00:58:37.300 They'll listen

00:58:37.760 Oh yeah

00:58:38.020 Because they want to keep

00:58:38.740 Getting fucked up

00:58:39.760 Yeah

00:58:39.980 Alright

00:58:40.360 They want that next goofball

00:58:41.520 They need it

00:58:42.820 They can't get that goofball

00:58:43.940 If they get fucked up

00:58:44.860 Alright

00:58:45.340 There's a woman

00:58:46.240 Who had something

00:58:46.960 Stolen from her

00:58:47.900 That was very

00:58:48.800 Hard to steal

00:58:50.220 You'd think

00:58:51.180 I'm home

00:58:51.940 And my driveway's gone

00:58:53.780 What used to be

00:58:54.680 A concrete slab

00:58:55.680 Outside 1438 Bethesda Street

00:58:58.120 Is now a patch of dirt

00:58:59.480 That she didn't ask for

00:59:01.060 Someone took her driveway

00:59:02.800 As she was trying

00:59:03.740 To get ready for Christmas

00:59:05.000 Of all the things

00:59:05.860 That you worried about

00:59:06.480 Getting stolen

00:59:07.100 Did you think the driveway

00:59:07.960 Was one of them?

00:59:08.620 No

00:59:09.020 Not at all

00:59:09.760 Yeah

00:59:11.380 Thinking outside the bun

00:59:13.400 Catalytic converters

00:59:15.100 Easy

00:59:15.540 You know

00:59:16.160 Wallets

00:59:17.200 Purses

00:59:17.820 Easy

00:59:18.400 Stealing a driveway

00:59:19.880 That's a heist

00:59:21.220 That's a different level

00:59:22.180 Heist right

00:59:22.800 Can't have nothing

00:59:23.840 You can't even play

00:59:25.020 Defense against that

00:59:25.980 Yeah

00:59:26.380 What are you gonna do?

00:59:27.660 Chain it up?

00:59:28.580 Chain up the concrete?

00:59:29.920 Like you can't

00:59:30.500 That's pretty impressive

00:59:31.560 Yeah

00:59:31.920 If someone wants it

00:59:32.680 They're gonna get it

00:59:33.300 If you think big enough

00:59:34.420 You can do it

00:59:35.680 Yeah

00:59:35.900 Alright

00:59:36.300 Let's start going

00:59:37.720 Down this list

00:59:38.660 We have people

00:59:39.240 Who were thinking big as well

00:59:40.460 Okay

00:59:40.780 This lady

00:59:41.800 Got married

00:59:43.520 At a venue

00:59:44.460 She didn't pay for

00:59:45.540 It's kind of like

00:59:46.200 A little bit of reading

00:59:47.000 But it's very much worth it

00:59:48.440 Alright

00:59:48.800 So this post is from

00:59:49.660 The Mansion Society Indie

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00:59:57.080 We need to share

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01:00:01.760 Service to all

01:00:02.660 Today

01:00:03.420 While our staff

01:00:04.400 Was expecting

01:00:04.960 A normal Sunday

01:00:05.900 We noticed a downpour

01:00:07.320 Of patrons walking in

01:00:08.580 Soon enough

01:00:09.600 There was a full bridal

01:00:10.740 And groomsman party

01:00:11.660 A wedding officiant

01:00:12.960 Wedding photographers

01:00:13.920 And patrons

01:00:14.660 Leaving personal items

01:00:15.760 Including wedding gifts

01:00:16.760 Coats

01:00:17.340 Purses

01:00:18.040 All throughout the coffee shop

01:00:19.540 As they took over

01:00:20.820 This is a coffee shop

01:00:22.140 A beautiful bride

01:00:23.700 Walked in

01:00:24.240 And processed

01:00:25.720 They meant proceeded

01:00:27.620 To have a wedding ceremony

01:00:29.280 With zero knowledge to us

01:00:30.940 We book for private events

01:00:32.700 And are proud to host

01:00:33.720 Bridal and baby showers

01:00:35.440 Engagement shoots

01:00:36.360 Parties

01:00:36.860 And all sorts of

01:00:37.620 Private events

01:00:38.380 We were taking orders

01:00:39.680 Slinging drinks

01:00:40.540 And we couldn't stop

01:00:41.440 A wedding ceremony

01:00:42.180 Midway

01:00:42.700 The social media backlash

01:00:44.020 Could have been cancel

01:00:44.920 Were the ifs

01:00:45.500 Spun the right way

01:00:46.160 Our shock froze us

01:00:47.340 In the moment

01:00:47.820 In our email response

01:00:49.180 To the bride

01:00:49.580 We break down

01:00:50.260 What her party did

01:00:51.380 With love and respect

01:00:52.480 To the mansion society team

01:00:53.760 So this small business

01:00:55.320 Is describing

01:00:55.980 A group of people

01:00:57.060 Who came in one by one

01:00:58.260 And proceeded to just

01:00:59.700 Have an entire wedding

01:01:01.200 In the coffee shop

01:01:02.160 Without contacting anybody

01:01:03.540 An officiant

01:01:04.760 A groom

01:01:05.300 A bride

01:01:05.800 The groomsman

01:01:06.420 The bridesmaids

01:01:07.240 Everybody

01:01:07.720 So this was like

01:01:09.920 They didn't want

01:01:10.920 To get canceled

01:01:11.480 Which was weird

01:01:12.160 I'd be like

01:01:13.820 What the hell

01:01:14.240 Is happening here

01:01:14.940 You know

01:01:15.180 If I was a small business

01:01:15.980 Yeah no one's allowed in

01:01:16.400 So they kind of said

01:01:17.320 They were shocked

01:01:18.000 They said that

01:01:18.660 If spun the right way

01:01:20.340 It could be cancel worthy

01:01:21.680 To throw someone out

01:01:22.980 Who had your

01:01:23.880 Who took over your venue

01:01:25.460 Without renting it

01:01:26.340 And then they released

01:01:27.500 A picture of the bride

01:01:28.600 And groom

01:01:29.060 And it's a black wedding

01:01:30.500 It's an all black wedding

01:01:31.520 And that's why

01:01:32.420 They were scared

01:01:33.280 To not let these black people

01:01:35.160 Have a free wedding

01:01:36.240 In their

01:01:36.740 Venue space

01:01:38.660 Without paying for it

01:01:40.120 Because they would have been

01:01:41.720 Canceled and

01:01:42.580 Called racist maybe

01:01:43.820 Yeah pretty much

01:01:44.600 The social media black clash

01:01:45.980 Is what they say

01:01:47.380 For like

01:01:47.780 We can't tell a black person

01:01:49.160 No

01:01:49.480 And then they asked

01:01:50.400 For $200

01:01:51.100 After the fact

01:01:52.380 And then didn't get it

01:01:53.340 She goes

01:01:53.760 Yes the post has reached

01:01:54.820 The bridal party in question

01:01:56.060 The bride

01:01:56.660 The bride to be specific

01:01:58.180 She reached out via email

01:01:59.700 Offering a $200 donation

01:02:01.580 We have sent her reply

01:02:02.620 And in full transparency

01:02:03.520 We'll be posting our response

01:02:05.060 And this place asked

01:02:07.020 For $500 at least

01:02:08.500 And then the bride

01:02:09.000 Was like

01:02:09.260 What?

01:02:09.820 $500?

01:02:11.220 So

01:02:11.460 You just had a full wedding

01:02:13.300 Without booking it

01:02:14.600 And it's probably like

01:02:15.300 A thing where

01:02:16.040 They think like

01:02:17.360 Well this is what

01:02:17.820 White people be doing

01:02:18.860 Yeah

01:02:19.240 White privilege

01:02:20.100 Did you get a free wedding?

01:02:21.260 I don't really know

01:02:21.980 What the thought was

01:02:22.860 It was

01:02:23.240 Just an absolute heist

01:02:25.160 And you know

01:02:26.480 They basically steamrolled

01:02:27.740 Some hipster type coffee shop

01:02:30.640 With their wedding

01:02:31.940 And hey

01:02:32.640 Didn't have to pay a fee

01:02:33.720 Like I said

01:02:34.560 We don't want to pay

01:02:35.340 A venue fee

01:02:36.320 Like I said

01:02:37.400 So

01:02:37.920 The heists are getting weird

01:02:39.360 This counts as looting

01:02:40.940 Yeah that's a looting

01:02:41.780 You looted a wedding venue

01:02:43.000 You could loot a Target

01:02:43.860 And steal a bunch of stuff

01:02:45.020 Or you could steal a wedding venue

01:02:46.880 For a wedding day

01:02:47.840 It's the same thing

01:02:48.680 It's looting

01:02:49.280 Steal a driveway

01:02:50.220 Steal a wedding venue

01:02:51.940 Alright

01:02:52.240 Yep

01:02:52.960 And then we have a next clip

01:02:54.220 Which is kind of in line

01:02:55.060 With that as well

01:02:55.920 Someone stealing things

01:02:57.580 In an inappropriate way

01:02:59.540 You wouldn't expect

01:03:00.280 Yeah

01:03:00.860 Macaroni salad

01:03:05.280 Can you come to join?

01:03:07.120 No

01:03:07.500 I'll get it myself

01:03:19.280 Macaroni salad

01:03:21.660 Similar to the prank

01:03:24.040 Where they were licking

01:03:24.760 The ice cream

01:03:25.620 And putting it back

01:03:26.380 Yeah

01:03:27.360 So it's kind of like

01:03:28.960 This is a black privilege

01:03:31.520 Situation

01:03:32.100 Where

01:03:33.000 Antisocial black youths

01:03:35.960 Are trying to figure out

01:03:36.880 What the line is

01:03:37.640 That they can get away with

01:03:38.560 I agree with that

01:03:39.640 And

01:03:40.300 It's kind of like

01:03:41.700 You know

01:03:42.180 Can I grab macaroni salad

01:03:43.800 With my hands

01:03:44.440 And not get in trouble

01:03:45.160 Can I steal a bunch of Jordans

01:03:46.540 From Foot Locker

01:03:47.220 And not get in trouble

01:03:47.960 Can I

01:03:48.980 Steal a bitch's driveway

01:03:50.740 Yeah

01:03:51.440 And not get in trouble

01:03:52.320 Can I steal a wedding venue

01:03:53.540 And not get in trouble

01:03:54.260 Can I

01:03:54.640 Plagiarize

01:03:55.560 And get into

01:03:56.120 Be the president of Harvard

01:03:57.880 And not get in trouble

01:03:58.820 There's a few yeses

01:03:59.960 On that list

01:04:00.480 Yeah

01:04:00.800 There's like a line

01:04:02.040 Those are inbounds

01:04:02.800 What's the actual line

01:04:04.100 Because it's not law

01:04:05.160 It's not social norms

01:04:06.640 They're trying to figure out

01:04:07.580 An actual line

01:04:08.300 And it's a group

01:04:09.560 That usually says

01:04:10.800 That white privilege

01:04:11.500 Is a huge problem

01:04:12.400 And white people

01:04:12.980 Can do whatever they want

01:04:14.040 That looks like

01:04:15.060 Doing whatever you want to me

01:04:16.380 And I go back and forth

01:04:17.820 On this one

01:04:18.300 We talked about this one

01:04:19.160 Before putting it

01:04:20.160 In urban decay

01:04:20.720 Because this is basically

01:04:21.780 The same thing as Jack Doherty

01:04:23.020 Doing the social media shit

01:04:24.740 For clout

01:04:25.320 And whatever

01:04:26.060 But I mean

01:04:27.260 It is

01:04:27.720 You're right

01:04:28.260 They're trying to find a line

01:04:29.520 Oh can we stomp out

01:04:30.600 This white kid

01:04:31.240 At LeBron James school

01:04:32.460 Pretty much

01:04:33.920 They kind of did

01:04:34.560 They got away with that one

01:04:35.640 So I mean

01:04:37.420 I don't know

01:04:37.820 It's just part of a broader thing

01:04:38.980 Where stealing

01:04:39.980 And crimes are getting weirder

01:04:42.680 And we're exploring

01:04:43.860 Where the line is

01:04:45.020 Yeah

01:04:45.660 Exactly

01:04:46.480 Which takes us

01:04:47.760 To our next piece

01:04:49.440 The teacher was called racist

01:04:51.660 Teacher accused of racism

01:04:53.460 For creating a list

01:04:55.020 Of prohibited slang words

01:04:56.620 And phrases for students

01:04:58.440 And I'm going to just

01:05:00.180 Rattle off some of these

01:05:01.320 Bruh

01:05:01.860 Standing on business

01:05:03.060 Ooh wee

01:05:03.660 Ski ye

01:05:04.300 Ski ye

01:05:05.040 You ate that up

01:05:06.060 That's cap

01:05:06.740 What's up gang

01:05:07.720 Bet

01:05:08.240 Oh my god

01:05:09.340 Miss T

01:05:09.860 On god

01:05:10.800 On my mama

01:05:11.580 On my dead

01:05:12.600 Riz

01:05:13.500 What's up G Wade

01:05:14.580 In the cut with my twin

01:05:16.120 Just five

01:05:16.880 What's up G Wade

01:05:18.600 Can't say that

01:05:19.300 Can't say that

01:05:19.820 So obviously these are all

01:05:20.940 Useless phrases

01:05:21.740 They're all like

01:05:22.820 Verbal tics

01:05:24.360 That are required

01:05:25.140 That are

01:05:25.740 Kids picked up on tiktok

01:05:27.420 Right

01:05:27.700 Tiktok tics

01:05:28.920 Tiktok brain

01:05:30.860 On god

01:05:31.560 On god

01:05:32.060 On god

01:05:32.360 It's like basically

01:05:33.100 Having Tourette's

01:05:33.820 It's Gen Z version

01:05:34.700 Of Tourette's

01:05:35.280 Riz

01:05:35.540 Riz

01:05:36.100 Rizy

01:05:36.620 W in the chat

01:05:38.060 Riz

01:05:38.560 Yeah and then it kind of

01:05:40.640 Makes you wonder

01:05:41.120 What came first

01:05:42.260 Were these phrases useless

01:05:44.300 And that's why the teacher

01:05:45.300 Wants to get rid of them

01:05:46.100 Or were all the black kids

01:05:48.160 Saying this

01:05:48.960 And the teacher hates black kids

01:05:50.700 And wants them to

01:05:51.520 Limit their language

01:05:52.620 And I'm absolutely positive

01:05:54.120 There's at least some white kids

01:05:55.460 In here right

01:05:56.020 Definitely

01:05:56.540 And also keep in mind

01:05:58.040 Just for a random example

01:05:59.260 85% of schools in Baltimore

01:06:01.300 Are not proficient in math

01:06:02.740 Or reading

01:06:03.140 With 23 schools

01:06:05.120 Where there's not one kid

01:06:06.840 In the whole school

01:06:08.080 Proficient in math

01:06:09.200 And reading

01:06:09.600 And then they're gonna say

01:06:10.740 Oh this is racist

01:06:11.640 This teacher's the problem

01:06:12.680 Yeah

01:06:13.260 I don't think it's the time

01:06:14.820 Based on Baltimore

01:06:15.560 And Chicago public schools

01:06:16.640 I don't think it's the time

01:06:17.480 To listen to black students

01:06:19.060 On what

01:06:19.700 How a classroom should be run

01:06:21.300 You know what I mean

01:06:22.380 I think it's kind of like

01:06:23.260 We should be back to the standards time

01:06:25.520 Right now

01:06:26.040 Just right now

01:06:27.000 Exactly

01:06:27.740 It's not like the guy's saying

01:06:28.860 Hey

01:06:29.140 No saying adjustable rate mortgages

01:06:31.580 In my class

01:06:32.380 Yeah

01:06:32.660 We don't want you to learn about that

01:06:34.220 So you stay in section 8 housing

01:06:35.860 Exactly

01:06:36.400 Exactly

01:06:37.100 That would be racist I guess

01:06:38.940 Yeah

01:06:39.320 100%

01:06:40.700 Yeah

01:06:40.880 Never redefine print

01:06:42.140 You can't

01:06:42.580 No fine print

01:06:43.540 But

01:06:44.660 Just sign it

01:06:45.720 Yeah

01:06:45.960 Just sign it

01:06:47.160 Whenever you get a contract

01:06:48.400 You sign it

01:06:49.200 If rates go up

01:06:50.080 You can renegotiate

01:06:51.320 But yeah

01:06:52.300 No exactly

01:06:52.860 These are verbal tics

01:06:54.020 I see there's nothing more

01:06:54.960 As like

01:06:55.420 Verbal diarrhea

01:06:57.280 And useless verbiage

01:06:58.900 And so it's like

01:06:59.740 What should you be doing in school?

01:07:01.520 Expanding the words you use

01:07:02.880 And figuring out new ways

01:07:03.940 To create sentences

01:07:04.820 That

01:07:05.240 Or finding a particular

01:07:06.620 Vocabulary word

01:07:07.500 That fits exactly

01:07:08.460 What you want to say

01:07:09.200 Instead of kind of

01:07:09.980 What you want to say

01:07:10.700 Yeah

01:07:11.660 I mean

01:07:12.160 It's not that crazy

01:07:13.480 Twitter

01:07:14.180 Went nuts

01:07:15.060 One of these said

01:07:16.220 This was like

01:07:16.700 The most racist thing

01:07:17.400 I've seen recently

01:07:18.240 And it had

01:07:19.700 200,000 likes

01:07:21.500 So they really love

01:07:22.900 Seeing and finding racism

01:07:24.180 Yeah

01:07:24.820 Exactly

01:07:25.480 Do you want to tell

01:07:26.120 When me and you went to

01:07:27.740 Amarillo, Texas

01:07:29.560 And we went to that club

01:07:30.700 Oh yeah

01:07:31.440 There was a country

01:07:32.780 Like a country line dancing club

01:07:34.500 That me and Fleckis went to

01:07:35.380 On Amarillo, Texas

01:07:36.200 When we were driving out to LA

01:07:38.080 For a road trip

01:07:39.260 Once upon a time

01:07:39.900 And

01:07:40.920 It was just

01:07:42.060 No do-rags

01:07:43.140 No flat brims

01:07:44.060 No sagging pants

01:07:45.220 No wife beaters

01:07:46.200 No this

01:07:46.780 And it was like

01:07:47.400 Basically just

01:07:48.000 No zero black culture

01:07:49.740 Zero black people

01:07:50.680 Allowed in here

01:07:51.340 And I hope they're still doing it

01:07:52.860 That's your right

01:07:54.020 You're allowed to have standards

01:07:55.160 If you're a business

01:07:56.180 You're allowed to have

01:07:56.980 A specific type of thing

01:07:58.180 You don't want

01:07:58.820 Same with the teacher

01:08:00.220 And then

01:08:01.140 That's not saying

01:08:02.240 That certain people

01:08:02.960 Can't come

01:08:03.640 Because if you're

01:08:04.900 A well-to-do person

01:08:06.420 Who is black

01:08:07.400 Who doesn't have

01:08:08.360 Sagging pants

01:08:09.320 And a flat brim hat

01:08:11.200 And a wife beater

01:08:12.040 Come on in and line dance

01:08:13.400 Come on in and line dance

01:08:14.380 Buddy

01:08:14.640 You get the culture

01:08:15.520 You're part of it

01:08:16.260 Yep

01:08:16.520 So people will jump

01:08:18.000 To say

01:08:18.300 Oh that's racist

01:08:18.880 But it's like

01:08:19.280 Well why do

01:08:20.020 Why do black people

01:08:20.960 Have to sag their pants

01:08:22.100 Yeah

01:08:22.460 Why are you attributing

01:08:23.460 Like a negative quality

01:08:24.920 And saying

01:08:25.340 Oh it's okay

01:08:26.180 Because it's black people

01:08:27.360 People shouldn't have

01:08:28.900 Their pants sagging down

01:08:29.980 People shouldn't be

01:08:30.740 Wearing hats inside

01:08:31.540 And wearing a wife beater

01:08:32.360 To a club

01:08:33.040 And that's just

01:08:33.680 One guy's opinion

01:08:34.480 But unfortunately

01:08:35.540 That one guy

01:08:36.360 Owns the establishment

01:08:37.460 So

01:08:37.960 You kind of

01:08:39.140 Gotta play by his rules

01:08:40.100 Right

01:08:40.340 Yep

01:08:40.600 Alright

01:08:40.860 Don't get too down

01:08:41.600 Or too depressed

01:08:42.240 Moving on to

01:08:42.760 Uplifting gold

01:08:43.620 We're in the final stretch

01:08:45.320 Here on the show

01:08:46.060 The first two clips

01:08:47.680 Are improvements

01:08:48.740 To jobs

01:08:49.620 That make things better

01:08:50.660 The first guy

01:08:51.620 Invented a chair

01:08:52.460 For haircuts

01:08:53.260 I really like

01:08:55.540 Stuff like this guys

01:08:56.600 Patented

01:08:57.600 Look at that

01:08:58.560 He wants to sell it

01:08:59.440 To people

01:08:59.820 And then you just

01:09:01.500 Cut the hair like that

01:09:02.480 You don't have to

01:09:02.860 Stand up all the time

01:09:04.040 I like it

01:09:05.360 I like stuff like that

01:09:06.620 And then he goes

01:09:07.200 Up and down

01:09:07.840 It can support his weight

01:09:09.140 Uplifting gold

01:09:10.440 That's uplifting

01:09:11.160 Baby

01:09:11.520 Next is the guy

01:09:12.720 Who's icing up beers

01:09:13.700 I like stuff like this

01:09:15.560 Because people take

01:09:16.060 Their jobs seriously

01:09:17.100 This makes it nice

01:09:18.760 And then you go get a beer

01:09:19.760 And look what it looks like

01:09:20.660 It looks so nice

01:09:22.940 Wouldn't you want to

01:09:25.340 Like grab a

01:09:26.180 Ice cold beer

01:09:27.080 That's covered in ice

01:09:28.120 Like that

01:09:28.580 These are the commercial beers

01:09:29.720 This is what you see

01:09:30.380 In a commercial

01:09:30.920 So respect to that

01:09:32.580 That's uplifting

01:09:33.320 Love to see people

01:09:34.300 Taking their jobs seriously

01:09:35.520 Not just saying

01:09:36.660 Oh I work at the store

01:09:37.840 And I only get paid

01:09:38.560 Ten dollars an hour

01:09:39.640 I ain't doing that

01:09:40.520 Oh I'm just

01:09:41.240 I'm just checking in

01:09:42.380 Checking out

01:09:42.900 As soon as the clock

01:09:43.680 Goes six o'clock

01:09:45.160 I leave

01:09:45.780 Not good

01:09:46.980 Let's go up

01:09:48.520 Messing with guy in store

01:09:51.420 This is funny

01:09:52.600 What's one of your

01:09:54.080 Biggest achievements

01:09:54.680 You earned in life

01:09:55.360 One of my biggest

01:09:56.780 Achievements

01:09:57.500 I would say was

01:10:00.720 I was working in

01:10:02.240 The manufacturing

01:10:03.140 Boring

01:10:03.980 Fuck y'all niggas

01:10:05.340 He just starts

01:10:08.940 Laughing

01:10:09.480 Back

01:10:10.500 That's how you deal with it

01:10:11.940 That's how you handle it

01:10:12.900 That's funny shit

01:10:13.960 Yeah

01:10:14.200 Alright let's go to the

01:10:15.760 That's a good bit

01:10:16.520 It doesn't hurt anybody

01:10:17.540 You're not doing anything crazy

01:10:18.860 He says fuck y'all

01:10:20.280 He rolls off

01:10:21.960 And he rolls off

01:10:22.900 And everyone's laughing

01:10:23.800 Let's go to the person

01:10:24.900 Who gives iced coffee

01:10:26.220 To their mom

01:10:27.100 And she's excited about it

01:10:28.580 I take so little

01:10:30.100 To make my mom happy

01:10:31.580 This is just an iced coffee

01:10:34.480 Watch

01:10:35.200 The song

01:10:35.980 For going

01:10:36.420 Jimmy G.

01:10:37.140 Comey

01:10:37.460 Is now just $199

01:10:38.940 Is that right

01:10:39.700 I'm sorry

01:10:40.640 You just make someone's day

01:10:46.960 With something easy

01:10:47.840 That's nice

01:10:48.560 Isn't that great

01:10:49.600 Low effort

01:10:50.240 High yield

01:10:51.120 All you had to do

01:10:51.920 Was pour it in

01:10:52.520 And add some ice

01:10:53.120 Smart

01:10:53.840 You got mom cracking up

01:10:55.140 Yeah

01:10:55.420 Alright let's go to

01:10:57.380 The national anthem

01:10:58.560 Junior USA team

01:11:01.440 Singing the national anthem

01:11:03.180 Love to see it

01:11:04.660 From this red glare

01:11:08.120 The bombs bursting in air

01:11:11.900 Gave proof to the night

01:11:16.000 That our flag was still there

01:11:19.940 In the stars

01:11:21.300 Take us that stars

01:11:23.800 They hold

01:11:24.920 Better their way

01:11:28.540 O'er the land

01:11:32.640 Of the sea

01:11:34.640 And all

01:11:37.320 Of the brave

01:11:40.360 Isn't that nice

01:11:42.480 It's harder

01:11:43.180 When you just beat Sweden

01:11:44.120 And the boys

01:11:45.040 Are singing

01:11:45.520 And they're happy

01:11:46.380 And everyone in the crowd

01:11:47.200 Is happy

01:11:47.740 And America's the best

01:11:48.860 Feels good

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - January 09, 2024

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