Fleccas Talks Podcast - January 12, 2024


"RACISM" AT TOPGOLF?


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 16 minutes

Words per Minute

193.1782

Word Count

14,763

Sentence Count

1,833

Misogynist Sentences

52

Hate Speech Sentences

96


Summary

On this week's episode of the podcast, the boys talk about the new Airline that's going to make you never want to fly again. Plus, Topgolf is accused of being racist, and wait until you hear why. And, of course, there's the usual Cringe of the Week.


Transcript

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00:00:45.980 Welcome back to Fogger Socks, the podcast episode 137.
00:00:49.700 Today on the show, we're obviously going to be talking about the Jewish tunnels.
00:00:53.260 Then, new data came out about DEI at a major airline that's going to make you never want to fly again.
00:01:01.720 Then, we have a trigender person in this week's Cringe of the Week you're not going to want to miss.
00:01:06.120 And last but not least, is Topgolf racist?
00:01:10.000 They were accused, and wait until you hear why.
00:01:13.000 All this and more, it's Fogger's Talks, the podcast episode 137.
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00:03:28.200 First things first.
00:03:29.040 We have a very important housekeeping.
00:03:30.540 It is Friday.
00:03:31.700 I don't want to say I have six pages of housekeeping.
00:03:34.580 But...
00:03:35.020 But there's a lot, and I...
00:03:36.660 It's spaced out, and I use big writing.
00:03:38.560 It looks pretty small.
00:03:40.320 Text looks pretty small to me.
00:03:41.960 All right.
00:03:42.580 First things first.
00:03:44.320 There's a lot of appliances using data that don't really need to be.
00:03:48.940 Yeah.
00:03:49.300 It's slurping up all your data.
00:03:50.680 This tweet says,
00:03:51.360 what the fuck, my LG washing machine using 3.6 gigabytes of data per day.
00:03:56.740 And the guy posted the chart, and it's LG Smart Laundry 2.
00:04:02.100 And then Mimetic Sessifus had a decent tweet about it that sums it up.
00:04:05.360 He said, I wish I could explain to every appliance manufacturer that there's a massive hole in the market for normal appliances that have no touchscreens and no Wi-Fi connectivity.
00:04:13.180 I don't need a computer on my stove or coffee maker.
00:04:16.940 Yeah.
00:04:17.560 That's it.
00:04:18.260 And guys, we've said it before, and obviously we're going to say it again.
00:04:21.460 We need to constantly be watching the Terminators.
00:04:25.320 That's where a lot of the clues are.
00:04:27.120 I agree.
00:04:28.040 Yeah.
00:04:28.240 I've been watching Terminators.
00:04:29.540 I saw Terminator 3 the other day, and it makes a lot of sense.
00:04:33.900 And obviously the tech demons are deeply embedded in our systems and in our computers, even in our bodies.
00:04:40.960 We're going to get to that a little bit later.
00:04:42.800 But that's why you need to get the heavy metals out.
00:04:45.060 Yeah, sure.
00:04:45.820 You get the heavy metals in.
00:04:46.960 The demons and the bad guys, they like the metals.
00:04:49.520 The metal is more them than us.
00:04:52.120 We're organic.
00:04:52.860 Metal's not.
00:04:53.700 Yeah.
00:04:53.780 So they get these inorganic things in an organic body, and then like in Terminator.
00:04:58.320 Remember that guy?
00:04:59.360 Kind of.
00:05:00.040 Yeah.
00:05:00.320 I don't know.
00:05:01.240 He's kind of slurped into other things and slurped around.
00:05:03.840 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:05:04.440 We'll get to that later, though.
00:05:05.980 Also something I've noticed, speaking of Terminators, did you bring up Terminators?
00:05:09.880 I think you did.
00:05:11.180 Speaking of Terminators, it's interesting that for something so advanced, when they face off, they need to fist fight each other.
00:05:18.940 It's a brawl in the street.
00:05:20.360 Yeah.
00:05:20.480 Don't you think they would be like, and then like hacking into stuff, and like shutting things down, and like taking over the other guy's body, and like controlling the computers?
00:05:28.680 Well, I understand the first Terminator getting sent back.
00:05:30.940 He needs to like blend in, find humans, kill humans, imitate humans.
00:05:35.360 Yeah.
00:05:35.560 But the second Terminator they send back should be like a specialized robot machine that only is there to kill a Terminator.
00:05:41.260 He's got like an acid gun, and then like a particular bullet that just kills the other Terminator.
00:05:45.380 And it should just be like, and then shuts the Terminator down.
00:05:49.040 Yeah.
00:05:49.200 But for some reason, they have to fist fight each other.
00:05:51.420 In the street.
00:05:51.820 Which is weird.
00:05:52.140 I have the same note for Transformers.
00:05:54.660 Yeah, that's true.
00:05:55.360 You're this huge advanced Transformer thing.
00:05:57.580 And then here you are punching like a human would punch.
00:06:02.100 Yeah.
00:06:02.280 It doesn't make sense to me.
00:06:03.440 All right, let's move on.
00:06:04.720 New pilot DEI stuff at United Airlines.
00:06:08.120 So this has been going on for a while, but this information just came out.
00:06:11.840 Yeah.
00:06:12.000 And it's very important stuff.
00:06:13.380 So United was the first airline to say that they wanted to have like up to 50% of their new pilots be women or people of color.
00:06:22.360 We've showed this before on the show, the end of the all-white male cockpit.
00:06:26.500 And basically, United had a new class, and their goal was 50%.
00:06:31.140 And in 2022, we welcomed 200 students to the Academy and celebrated the graduation of our inaugural class of pilots that includes 51 students,
00:06:39.660 with nearly 80% being women or people of color.
00:06:42.720 So the goal was 50% women or people of color.
00:06:45.440 And then once they put it into action, the graduating class was 80% women or people of color.
00:06:51.100 So they're shattering their own goals.
00:06:52.880 And that was for a United flight school that United owns.
00:06:56.660 And do we think these people are qualified?
00:06:58.060 Or do you think United is trying to push an agenda at the cost of their consumers and the safety of the people on the planes?
00:07:07.180 I think it's the latter.
00:07:09.620 And it's funny, there was a text from a pilot who was going around on Twitter that kind of summed it all up.
00:07:17.480 Can you read it?
00:07:18.160 Yeah.
00:07:18.560 And hold on.
00:07:19.340 Let me actually look at the context.
00:07:20.820 This is from Peachy Keenan.
00:07:21.760 And getting DMs from Pilot World confirming that things are bad, but this one is really scary.
00:07:26.080 And it says,
00:07:27.800 Every airline has an informal pilot assignment program that makes sure their unfireable DEI problem children are always paired with adult supervision.
00:07:36.760 These programs are maintained by aging boomers who are immune to the Kool-Aid.
00:07:40.460 As those guys retire and their numbers drop too low to stop the true blue DEI believers,
00:07:44.920 every flight will be a roll of the dice.
00:07:46.580 And eventually there will be one with two defective DEI pilots in the cockpit.
00:07:52.020 Pray for the people on that flight.
00:07:53.420 They're going to need it.
00:07:54.260 Very interesting.
00:07:55.900 So they're kind of like stuffing them with the boomers.
00:07:58.400 Yeah.
00:07:58.620 Like everybody, every random newcomer who was DEI hired is put with like a former Air Force veteran with 4,000 flying hours, you know, or even more.
00:08:08.780 Yeah, that's interesting.
00:08:09.740 So I was thinking maybe some advice to some airlines out there.
00:08:13.780 Like, okay, yeah.
00:08:14.420 So I have an idea that kind of would work for the existing airlines.
00:08:17.960 Anyone who wants to have a reverse Bud Light experience for the next five or so years,
00:08:23.500 you come out and say, hey, we're XYZ Airlines and we hire an employee, the most veterans of any other airline.
00:08:31.540 And then you hear that and you go, ooh, I'm going to fly that airline only forever because I know it's safe and they actually have standards.
00:08:38.300 And then on top of that, it's like a little chirp to us, to chirp to your boys that only like the right wing can hear.
00:08:46.880 So you put this out there in the universe.
00:08:48.500 It seems innocent and whatever, but it's like a secret sound.
00:08:52.540 Only the right wing can hear and we'll go, ooh, you're not doing DEI.
00:08:55.980 You're one of ours.
00:08:57.040 We're going to fly with you.
00:08:58.040 Yeah.
00:08:58.160 Like what are those whistles that dogs can hear?
00:08:59.860 Like the high-pitched whistle, only a dog can hear.
00:09:02.080 Yeah.
00:09:02.380 It's like a dog whistle.
00:09:03.860 Exactly.
00:09:04.500 Exactly.
00:09:05.120 It's exactly like that.
00:09:06.260 No, that would be a boom.
00:09:07.620 A boon.
00:09:08.360 I think United is in trouble.
00:09:10.560 Like I have a credit card for United and like I have status at United and I'm trending away from that.
00:09:16.500 And this is the class of 2022, these pilots that they were talking about.
00:09:19.440 So it's like they're in the process now.
00:09:21.820 Oh, yeah.
00:09:22.220 They're in the pipeline.
00:09:23.180 And like they said, they're probably stuck with some former U.S. Air Force guy who flew missions in Iraq, you know, and thankfully there's adult supervision as they put it right now.
00:09:34.560 Yeah, exactly.
00:09:35.880 So the United, it's time to short United.
00:09:39.600 Kind of.
00:09:40.760 Because United isn't really accounting for the skills that matter when flying an airplane, like IQ.
00:09:47.000 Yeah.
00:09:47.380 Doesn't matter to United.
00:09:48.860 Of course.
00:09:49.480 But there are times when IQ does matter.
00:09:51.500 So it's like IQ does matter when you're a woman at the sperm bank and you want to pick a sperm donor for the baby you want to have.
00:09:59.680 Yeah.
00:10:00.140 And that's the thing we were discussing before the show aired is like leftists sometimes use IQ and sometimes don't.
00:10:07.160 Yeah.
00:10:07.360 And so sperm bank.
00:10:09.580 All of a sudden IQ matters, right?
00:10:11.260 Exactly.
00:10:11.860 Or if you're trying to get a criminal off and not charged.
00:10:16.300 Yeah.
00:10:16.540 When it comes to.
00:10:17.280 His IQ is too low.
00:10:18.400 He's not a real person.
00:10:19.360 Exactly.
00:10:19.860 When it comes time to sentence the violent criminal, all of a sudden IQ matters, right?
00:10:23.320 Or even like looking into the distribution of certain groups like Joe Biden's cabinet.
00:10:31.020 I think it's 50% Jewish people.
00:10:32.780 Yeah.
00:10:32.980 That's because of IQ.
00:10:33.880 They're so smart.
00:10:34.520 The IQ is so good.
00:10:35.120 And you can say it then.
00:10:36.420 Okay.
00:10:37.400 But then IQ doesn't matter, I guess, when, I don't know, you're manufacturing an airplane?
00:10:42.180 Yeah.
00:10:42.600 Boeing?
00:10:43.140 When you're on the assembly line?
00:10:44.580 IQ doesn't matter then.
00:10:45.440 It's just DEI.
00:10:46.260 Just hire whoever, right?
00:10:47.400 Yeah.
00:10:47.700 Anybody can do that.
00:10:48.780 Or when people come to the border.
00:10:50.420 Yeah.
00:10:50.900 Oh, it doesn't matter.
00:10:51.780 Guinea.
00:10:52.820 Come on in.
00:10:53.440 It's all the same.
00:10:54.160 They just want a better life.
00:10:55.220 Yeah.
00:10:56.240 Yeah.
00:10:56.740 And we actually have a clip of the manufacturing team from Boeing.
00:11:02.060 And this is the, is this Boeing?
00:11:03.500 I think this is a different company that Boeing uses.
00:11:06.180 Yeah.
00:11:06.760 Spirit Aerospace or something like that.
00:11:08.840 I don't exactly, I can't exactly see it.
00:11:10.900 So they're doing a corny like TikTok.
00:11:12.500 Here's the thing.
00:11:12.960 They always do a corny TikTok where they're showing you exactly what's happening.
00:11:16.480 And it's kind of like a gloat.
00:11:17.820 And here they are.
00:11:18.680 It's all these women, all these five foot five women.
00:11:22.120 And they're the engineering team.
00:11:23.540 Oh yeah.
00:11:24.060 Good for them.
00:11:25.520 Great.
00:11:25.980 Let's go girls.
00:11:27.540 Yeah.
00:11:28.240 So that's who's building the airplanes.
00:11:29.960 The airplanes are getting blown out.
00:11:31.280 There was a update to the air, the Boeing's.
00:11:35.860 Yeah, this was from James Lindsay about Boeing and how they're implementing DEI.
00:11:41.340 And basically Boeing's corporate filings with SEC revealed that in the beginning of 2022,
00:11:46.260 the annual bonus plan to reward CEO and executives for increasing profit for shareholders and
00:11:51.240 prioritizing safety was changed to reward them if they hit DEI targets, which is crazy.
00:11:58.280 So it goes from performance and how the company's doing and how much money it's making and how
00:12:02.900 efficient everything is, and it gets changed to now DEI.
00:12:07.060 If you hit your DEI goals, all the executives get their bonuses.
00:12:10.480 And you know how easy it is to like, oh man, I can pull this lever.
00:12:13.820 Like, oh, if the company's profitable X amount, then we all get big bonuses.
00:12:18.380 It's like, that's macroeconomic factors.
00:12:22.000 That's a bunch of different factors, like the interest rate, everything like that.
00:12:27.680 But to hit your DEI targets, all you got to do is go, ta-ching, pull the lever and hire
00:12:32.260 a bunch of semi-qualified individuals and, oh, I'm hitting my bonus tonight.
00:12:37.320 And they're really squeezing the people at the top where it's like, you're making a few
00:12:40.700 selfish people go, oh, is this easy to make sure we get all of our bonuses?
00:12:44.500 What are you going to not do it?
00:12:45.900 And also what's upsetting about this too, in terms of like the broad scheme of America,
00:12:49.860 right?
00:12:50.140 Like DEI obviously is worthless for an airplane company, right?
00:12:54.200 America's GDP is like 10% software, right?
00:12:58.020 So that's just, you know, people clicking on a computer, people in Facebook, people in
00:13:01.940 Silicon Valley, blah, blah, blah, right?
00:13:03.960 And then we have this whole other section of our economy that's like financial, right?
00:13:08.320 New York, people trading bonds back and forth, you know, financial planning, pensions, 401ks,
00:13:13.820 blah, blah, blah, right?
00:13:15.440 And then Boeing is like one of the only companies that we actually have that's a defense contractor
00:13:20.920 actually building giant airplanes in Seattle, right?
00:13:25.060 And then, oh, let's, let's chop away at this one until we got random, a mix of racial and
00:13:31.240 women in here just because like we can, right?
00:13:34.520 Yeah.
00:13:34.800 It's like one of the few things we actually make and that shit pisses me off.
00:13:38.140 And Nikki Haley's on the board of Boeing.
00:13:39.980 So Nikki Haley did it.
00:13:41.320 She did it.
00:13:42.080 Doesn't it make sense?
00:13:42.880 She's always talking about being a woman.
00:13:44.460 Being a woman, vaccinated and shit, trans kids.
00:13:47.040 She's always talking about that shit.
00:13:48.260 Yeah.
00:13:48.580 So she did this.
00:13:49.420 Thanks, Nikki.
00:13:49.920 Uh, there was also an Alaska Airlines video that was going pretty viral.
00:13:54.320 Um, this is what they're up to.
00:13:56.380 Gary.
00:13:57.300 Gay.
00:13:58.100 Gary.
00:13:58.840 Gay.
00:13:59.400 When I say gay, you say gay.
00:14:01.920 Gay.
00:14:02.460 Gay.
00:14:03.060 Gay.
00:14:03.600 Gay.
00:14:04.040 When I say gay, you say gay.
00:14:05.840 It's not even good content.
00:14:08.740 When I say gay, you say gay.
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00:14:25.380 You're ready to go fly the airplane.
00:14:27.820 He didn't even get that right.
00:14:28.820 It's like when I say red, you say blue.
00:14:31.100 Red, blue.
00:14:32.300 There's an opposite.
00:14:33.700 They're just saying gay a bunch of times.
00:14:35.500 And you know what?
00:14:36.120 I will say this.
00:14:37.720 Flight attendants have always been gay.
00:14:39.360 Or for a long time.
00:14:40.500 Of course.
00:14:41.040 But there was, the front of the plane was all these military guys with 130 IQs, and the
00:14:45.340 back of the plane was a couple twinks.
00:14:46.840 It was no big deal.
00:14:48.160 That's a good point.
00:14:48.820 But now they want to get the twinks in the front.
00:14:51.000 Now they are.
00:14:51.140 And they want to get the weird minorities or whatever.
00:14:53.580 They want to get the twinks in the front of the plane.
00:14:55.500 I know.
00:14:56.020 And the women.
00:14:57.040 And that door locks.
00:14:58.160 You know?
00:14:58.460 Those military guys, they go, ha ha, thanks, Jeff.
00:15:00.620 And they lock the door.
00:15:01.800 And they have a mustache.
00:15:03.120 That's so true.
00:15:03.920 And now the twinks yelling gay in the terminal.
00:15:05.880 What's going to happen when a terrorist takes the plane over and there's no capable men to
00:15:09.920 fight it off?
00:15:10.800 There's a terrorist in the cockpit.
00:15:12.620 And the guy's going to go, ooh, cockpit.
00:15:14.260 Yeah.
00:15:14.420 I know.
00:15:15.460 It's mine in the gutter.
00:15:16.400 Oh, yeah.
00:15:17.020 Disgusting.
00:15:17.660 Oh, you just entered the cockpit.
00:15:19.160 Oh.
00:15:19.780 They're going to be like, ugh.
00:15:21.700 Yeah.
00:15:22.160 And then also on top of this, they're going to make this so bad.
00:15:24.560 Flying is going to be so bad that they're going to say, oh, AI needs to fly the planes
00:15:28.740 now.
00:15:29.180 Well, that's kind of where we are, thankfully, the time where we're doing this, the plane
00:15:33.720 basically flies itself.
00:15:34.820 But the troubleshooting and the issues, it's like the issue that can be like, oh, the sensor's
00:15:40.640 off.
00:15:41.160 The sensor needs to be turned on and off.
00:15:43.540 And a military guy who literally has flown over Fallujah goes, okay, no big deal.
00:15:47.720 Somebody else is like, what?
00:15:48.860 It's beeping at me.
00:15:50.280 Like, this is my first time.
00:15:52.020 This didn't happen in the simulator.
00:15:53.580 Yeah.
00:15:54.040 So it's going to get bad.
00:15:55.400 And then when the AI needs to take over, it gives us more vulnerabilities to Terminators.
00:16:00.660 All right.
00:16:01.100 It all comes back to Terminator.
00:16:02.520 Well, that's page one of housekeeping.
00:16:04.120 All right.
00:16:05.100 Moving on to page two, St. Paul, similar thing with women and women of color.
00:16:10.240 Here's a new story you're going to like.
00:16:12.560 I think you'll like this story.
00:16:13.860 History was made in Minnesota's capital city of St. Paul today.
00:16:17.420 Or should we say herstory was made.
00:16:20.140 You think I like that?
00:16:21.380 You think I want to hear this?
00:16:22.800 You think this is a story I'm going to like?
00:16:24.940 St. Paul's new city council was sworn in this afternoon made up entirely of women.
00:16:30.620 And get this, six of the seven council members are women of color, and they are all under the age of 40.
00:16:36.000 Four of them are new members and say that affordable housing and access to child care are some of their top priorities.
00:16:43.440 Congratulations.
00:16:43.780 So that's what they're doing.
00:16:45.120 That's the top priority is getting all these women of color into the St. Paul school board.
00:16:50.060 Yeah.
00:16:50.640 No, it's the city council.
00:16:52.100 City council.
00:16:52.280 It's not even the school board.
00:16:53.220 It's worse than the school board.
00:16:54.680 And they love saying diversity, but then they'll brag about getting seven women on a city council.
00:17:01.520 They'll brag about the all-black cockpit.
00:17:03.540 And it's like, so diversity never really mattered.
00:17:05.280 You just wanted your team in, right?
00:17:07.140 Yeah, exactly.
00:17:08.420 Diversity would mean a nice breakdown of different groups represented.
00:17:12.660 It's just, as long as it's not just white men, they're happy with what it is.
00:17:16.760 And they call it diversity to get that in.
00:17:18.540 Also, when people get power and the flip has been switched and it's an all-women city council,
00:17:24.540 they want to talk about child care and affordable housing, right?
00:17:27.620 And it's like, you know what cities do?
00:17:30.020 Police, fire department, roads, and street signs.
00:17:34.540 They always go beyond the scope of what they're actually supposed to be doing, right?
00:17:38.940 Like Chicago or New Orleans, anybody, the mayor needs to go to France.
00:17:43.720 And it's like potholes, real, physical, tangible stuff in the city.
00:17:47.880 Federal covers everything else.
00:17:49.780 State covers the other shit.
00:17:51.040 That's a good point.
00:17:52.000 So this is like a little sneak peek behind the curtain.
00:17:55.480 And it kind of tells you that the city's probably falling apart elsewhere.
00:17:59.640 And we actually have another video of a teacher from a St. Paul school district who's really
00:18:04.260 having a hard time because the stuff he's experiencing in the classroom is like nothing
00:18:08.360 he's ever seen.
00:18:09.520 You've been a teacher for 25 years in this district.
00:18:12.700 Have you ever seen it this bad?
00:18:14.420 Never.
00:18:15.220 Never before.
00:18:16.300 Any kid that would have threatened a teacher would have been gone that day.
00:18:19.220 That right now.
00:18:21.500 No questions asked.
00:18:22.500 Walking off the job weeks ago for what he says has and hasn't happened inside Washington
00:18:27.060 Technology Magnet School in St. Paul, 8th grade math teacher Bruce Ringaman describes
00:18:31.680 a toxic environment, absent, he says, of any real consequences for kids who cause trouble.
00:18:36.660 When a student can tell the principal to F off, nobody has anything anymore.
00:18:44.600 What I say as a classroom teacher doesn't matter.
00:18:46.960 What the behavioral specialists say in the hallway doesn't matter.
00:18:49.780 What the security guard says doesn't matter.
00:18:52.420 What the social worker says doesn't matter.
00:18:54.780 What the counselor says doesn't matter.
00:18:56.380 It doesn't matter.
00:18:57.380 If you want to just take your anger out on teachers in St. Paul schools, you're welcome
00:19:02.580 to do that.
00:19:04.120 Yeah.
00:19:04.780 So now the guy walked off the job.
00:19:07.100 Yeah.
00:19:07.380 The guy walked off the job.
00:19:08.480 The kids are doing whatever they want and there's no repercussions.
00:19:11.040 There's no tools for any teacher to actually discipline someone because everybody gets a passing
00:19:15.420 grade at the end of the day.
00:19:16.480 They just shoehorn the kids through.
00:19:17.820 And this is eighth grade.
00:19:18.840 It's not like the bad seniors, you know, it's not 17 year old shitheads.
00:19:24.060 It's like eighth graders are already given lip.
00:19:26.600 Yeah, exactly.
00:19:27.300 Just another white man now.
00:19:28.340 He needs to shut the fuck up.
00:19:29.520 Yeah.
00:19:29.680 He needs to fucking retire and then let some, you know, twink handle this and then it'll
00:19:34.580 keep getting slipperier and worse.
00:19:36.360 And the kids continue to learn nothing.
00:19:38.100 Moving on, similar to putting people into power who are not qualified.
00:19:42.360 Uh, there's a down syndrome person who was in parliament in, uh, Spain.
00:19:47.780 Yeah.
00:19:48.580 Mar, Mar Galsaran makes history as Spain's first parliamentarian with down syndrome.
00:19:53.380 And look at her.
00:19:54.740 Yeah.
00:19:55.460 So Elijah used to say the future is disabled as a joke in like 2018.
00:19:59.480 Yeah.
00:19:59.700 And he actually got it absolutely right.
00:20:01.300 I know he nailed it.
00:20:02.200 He wasn't kidding.
00:20:03.020 And now society is just like make a wish society.
00:20:05.320 And it's for fat people, disabled people, homosexuals and illegals.
00:20:09.120 And blacks and blacks, right?
00:20:10.400 And blacks.
00:20:10.880 People are, yeah.
00:20:11.580 And that's, that's kind of the thing we've completely switched.
00:20:14.040 They've done the Indiana Jones switch from a merit-based society to a charity-based make
00:20:18.720 a wish foundation.
00:20:19.740 The whole world is charity.
00:20:21.260 Yeah.
00:20:21.740 And I don't know what, like, people voted for this?
00:20:24.800 I don't, that's what I don't get.
00:20:26.320 I think it all started.
00:20:27.280 And they got guilted?
00:20:28.260 Yeah, they got guilted.
00:20:29.040 They got guilted?
00:20:29.680 It was like a, oh, that would be nice.
00:20:31.420 They got made complacent and then guilted.
00:20:33.880 Yeah.
00:20:34.100 And then, uh, I think it all started when they started doing the sign language guy on TV.
00:20:38.460 That's a good point.
00:20:39.320 They had closed captions.
00:20:40.620 Yeah.
00:20:40.880 They had subtitles.
00:20:42.460 And they brought that guy in.
00:20:44.100 And they keep him in frame too.
00:20:45.460 He's like, takes up 20% of the frame.
00:20:47.480 And it's weird.
00:20:48.140 And then it just gets you thinking, oh yeah, 20% of what I'm seeing is about disabled people
00:20:53.540 or less fortunate people.
00:20:55.280 Yeah.
00:20:55.760 And then it gets your brain into like a victim mode and then you get guilty.
00:20:58.580 Oh, I'm guilty.
00:20:59.500 And once you're guilty, you get charitable.
00:21:01.420 Oh, I've had it so easy.
00:21:02.280 Someone else should fly the plane.
00:21:03.560 Yeah.
00:21:03.940 It's like, what are you talking about?
00:21:05.360 Fly the plane?
00:21:06.200 Someone else should fly the plane?
00:21:07.560 There's 328 souls on board.
00:21:09.780 You know that.
00:21:11.160 Someone else needs to fly it.
00:21:13.680 All right.
00:21:14.080 Well, it's a charity.
00:21:14.920 We're giving everything away.
00:21:16.120 Speaking of exactly that, immigration.
00:21:19.220 Yeah.
00:21:19.440 We have a little immigration section.
00:21:20.880 There was a school, I believe in New York, that is now closed because they need to house
00:21:27.060 illegal immigrants in the school.
00:21:29.580 So they're doing remote learning for the kids.
00:21:31.240 And then I heard the remote learning actually is like optional and not even really happening.
00:21:34.940 Yeah.
00:21:35.500 It was Madison High is temporarily closed in order to provide housing for thousands.
00:21:39.460 And I think it was 1900 or between 1900 or 2000 illegals.
00:21:43.260 They brought in the cots.
00:21:44.600 I think we're going to play that in the background.
00:21:47.340 Brought in the cots.
00:21:48.460 They're bussing in the migrants because of a winter storm that was coming.
00:21:52.840 So yeah, got to displace the kids.
00:21:54.780 And yeah, exactly like you said, all classes will be remote.
00:21:57.880 Please log into your teachers' Google classrooms for your required assignments.
00:22:01.120 The completion of your assignments will dictate your attendance for the day.
00:22:04.540 Teachers will be available via Zoom if requested by prior email.
00:22:08.420 So nobody's even in charge.
00:22:09.700 It's just work from home on your computer while the illegals fill up your school.
00:22:12.820 And if you do the work, you get the attendance for the day.
00:22:15.460 That, hey, if you're a kid.
00:22:16.900 I mean, if you're a kid.
00:22:18.660 That's good shit.
00:22:19.280 It's not bad.
00:22:20.280 It's not bad.
00:22:21.260 But if you're a parent, you're fucking pissed, right?
00:22:23.660 Exactly.
00:22:24.540 And then another thing to note that somebody said the area surrounding James Madison High
00:22:29.400 School voted red in the 2020 elections.
00:22:31.720 So this is not like, oh, yeah, you know, you get what you vote for.
00:22:34.760 This is an area that's being almost punished by the displacement of their kids, right?
00:22:40.140 There's stuff in the people in here.
00:22:41.840 Yeah.
00:22:42.060 And I think people are noticing, too.
00:22:43.500 I get a lot of DMs about this.
00:22:45.100 Doesn't it feel like they're getting as many people in as deep into the country in these
00:22:49.740 pockets and these significant areas and these swing states and these swing districts?
00:22:53.540 They're loading them up with all these illegals.
00:22:55.620 And it feels like we're at the buzzer.
00:22:57.060 So the buzzer is about to go.
00:22:58.420 It's five, four, three.
00:22:59.980 And everyone's just loading them up as much as they can before the big event.
00:23:03.680 Now, what is the big event?
00:23:05.280 I don't fully know.
00:23:06.760 But I kind of have some dreams about it.
00:23:09.280 All right.
00:23:09.580 Let's hear it.
00:23:10.020 So I had a dream that they were going to use the illegals to vote in the election, this
00:23:15.540 election.
00:23:16.200 And then they were going to play it off in my dream.
00:23:18.240 And they played it off like, oh, they are so scared that Donald Trump's going to deport
00:23:22.500 them.
00:23:22.960 So they just did it.
00:23:24.360 And they voted and they broke the law.
00:23:26.520 But they didn't really know.
00:23:27.520 They're just scared people.
00:23:28.900 They feared for their lives.
00:23:29.800 They didn't want to be deported back to where they fled from.
00:23:32.200 Don't you know they're seeking asylum?
00:23:33.920 Let them vote.
00:23:34.720 Let them vote a little bit.
00:23:35.700 And maybe the voting isn't necessarily, I mean, obviously they're going to vote for Joe
00:23:39.840 Biden, but maybe their goal isn't even to get Joe Biden elected that way or whoever
00:23:44.660 the Democrat nominee is.
00:23:46.220 Maybe the goal is just to botch the election.
00:23:49.320 So if the election is botched, now Joe Biden can say, well, we have some election irregularities.
00:23:53.880 We need to figure this out.
00:23:55.120 And then Joe Biden can stay in office for longer.
00:23:57.040 Yeah.
00:23:57.260 Nobody got the electoral votes required to secure the presidency.
00:24:00.820 So I'll just stay in charge.
00:24:02.560 And also in my dream, which is weird, it felt like everyone getting loaded into these cities,
00:24:07.800 these illegals was like gunpowder in a barrel.
00:24:11.700 And it wasn't for storage.
00:24:13.920 Oh, it wasn't stored properly.
00:24:16.200 There's a fuse that went into it.
00:24:18.980 Wow.
00:24:19.340 And maybe, you know how George Floyd was the black swan event of 2020?
00:24:23.460 Yeah.
00:24:23.760 And so much came from that, what rippled from that.
00:24:26.500 That's what I think could happen in 2024.
00:24:29.920 Imagine an illegal immigrant George Floyd situation.
00:24:33.500 And then all the illegals take it to the streets in the millions across the country.
00:24:38.300 And then China cuts the power.
00:24:40.040 Oh.
00:24:40.580 Puts you in a purge situation pretty quick.
00:24:42.600 Yeah.
00:24:42.900 Which could be the goal.
00:24:44.300 Okay.
00:24:44.460 So that's kind of what my dreams were about.
00:24:46.260 They're going to botch the election and vote because they're scared of getting deported by Donald Trump.
00:24:50.640 Let them do it.
00:24:51.840 And then also they could be used for like military purposes, basically.
00:24:58.060 Once some sort of event happens, they're all going to take it to the streets, show their numbers, and then what happens?
00:25:03.940 I don't know.
00:25:04.560 Can you defend yourself?
00:25:05.400 Do you have a gun in a city?
00:25:06.400 Probably not.
00:25:07.320 Exactly.
00:25:07.860 And I mean there are already several states.
00:25:09.720 Like voter ID and paper ballots aren't really required.
00:25:12.400 In-person paper ballots aren't even required.
00:25:14.100 Arizona clearly states that no proof of citizenship is required for federal elections.
00:25:18.060 It says it right there.
00:25:19.280 Same for California.
00:25:20.340 So you could just show up and kind of vote.
00:25:22.340 And then California has this other piece that's called an RAVBM, which is remote accessible vote by mail.
00:25:28.640 So you can just print something out at home and return their mark selection by mail using the postage paid envelope included.
00:25:35.700 And yeah, you know, checks and balances, right?
00:25:38.780 Yeah, exactly.
00:25:39.680 Anybody can get that.
00:25:40.720 So a lot of these people are here with no means of working.
00:25:43.840 They probably have a couple hundred dollars until they run out.
00:25:47.180 And then what happens when they run out?
00:25:48.680 They're not going to go home because they already spent their life savings getting to America.
00:25:52.660 So they're kind of committed.
00:25:54.140 They get drafted.
00:25:55.280 They get drafted on your home invasion fantasy team and they start working together.
00:25:59.840 They're starting to get desperate and that's coming soon.
00:26:02.340 And keep in mind too, a lot of the people that come across the border are murderers and literal rapists.
00:26:07.900 Yeah.
00:26:08.160 I know Trump said that and everyone got mad, but here's the graph.
00:26:11.760 Yeah.
00:26:12.060 This is known border patrol migrant encounters in 2023.
00:26:16.040 And then there's just a chart that's, I don't know what this data is based on, but I think it's like a rough estimate just divided by, obviously you have 3 million people coming in.
00:26:25.400 There's going to be a certain amount of murderers and a certain amount of rapists.
00:26:29.020 So these are all people that came in and from all different countries and then the yellow is rapists and the red is murderers.
00:26:35.100 So anytime you see it high in the graph, that means that that's how many people encountered border patrol on their way in.
00:26:41.320 Keep in mind, if you're a murderer and a rapist, you're probably not going to go through the official path to America and encounter border patrol.
00:26:49.620 You're going to say, hey, I have a horrible record.
00:26:51.580 I'm going to sneak in with the coyotes in the middle of the night.
00:26:53.540 Hey, I'm a horrible rapist trying to get into America.
00:26:56.500 Should I talk to border patrol or no?
00:26:58.160 I show my ID to the border patrol?
00:26:59.700 Who's going to look up that and see?
00:27:01.900 So that's who's coming across.
00:27:03.460 That's what we have to deal with.
00:27:04.660 And then keep in mind, too, with these population shifts in these swing districts in important areas, you're going to get redistricting.
00:27:11.940 And that's kind of like a little secret agenda they have, but not everyone knows to keep that a secret.
00:27:16.700 And that already happens.
00:27:17.440 People get counted in a census.
00:27:19.140 People like different states have higher populations.
00:27:21.900 And so like, oh, maybe California needs an extra electoral vote, right?
00:27:25.100 Yeah.
00:27:25.280 And here's Rep Yvette Clark from who's a Democrat, obviously, from New York talking about the restructuring, saying the quiet part out loud.
00:27:32.520 From Brooklyn, New York, we have a diaspora that can absorb a significant number of these migrants.
00:27:41.040 And, you know, when I hear colleagues talk about, you know, the doors of the inn being closed, no room in the inn, I'm saying, you know, I need more people in my district just for redistricting purposes.
00:27:55.980 And those members could clearly be here.
00:27:59.640 You're too dumb to know you're not even supposed to say that part out loud.
00:28:02.520 Yeah, exactly.
00:28:03.440 Somebody get her behind the wheel of an aircraft.
00:28:05.840 Somebody get her behind the controls.
00:28:08.160 You know who I'm mad at after all this?
00:28:10.360 Who?
00:28:11.080 Not the radical Democrats, because obviously they're retarded and we always knew they were.
00:28:14.920 Yeah.
00:28:15.240 The Democrats who think they're smarter than everyone and then didn't vote for Donald Trump because he's like, I couldn't do it morally.
00:28:21.580 He's such a bad guy.
00:28:22.600 I need to vote for Joe Biden.
00:28:23.880 And then everything we said was going to happen, happened.
00:28:26.960 And then those people who think they're so smart for voting for Joe Biden now must feel really, really, really, really stupid.
00:28:32.880 I don't think they reflect that much.
00:28:34.340 And I don't think a lot of this stuff is being shown to them.
00:28:37.140 You know, that's the sad part.
00:28:38.560 A lot of these videos and content, it just bounces around the right wing and we go, oh, my God, that proof is so fucking bad.
00:28:45.640 Look at the guy.
00:28:46.420 He's literal.
00:28:46.960 He's a child rapist.
00:28:48.420 And then all this shit.
00:28:49.420 And here's Border Patrol letting him in and, like, shaking his hand.
00:28:51.740 I know.
00:28:52.140 And then Fox News is like, Joe Flacco having quite the comeback, or, like, NBC, rather, not Fox.
00:28:57.080 But, like, you know, they don't show it.
00:28:59.180 So, you know, some people are just blissfully unaware how wrong they are.
00:29:03.140 And then they'll do things like change the definition of stuff.
00:29:05.680 So then they'll go on CNN or MSNBC and go, illegal immigration is actually down under Joe Biden.
00:29:12.240 And everyone goes, oh, wow, these right wing people are so stupid.
00:29:15.040 They say it with a straight face, and it should be a crime.
00:29:17.880 Yeah.
00:29:18.140 Well, let's lighten things up.
00:29:19.400 We're still in housekeeping.
00:29:20.460 It's a very important housekeeping.
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00:29:27.660 I want to hear some more comments about where we can talk about IQ and where we aren't allowed to talk about IQ.
00:29:32.600 Because I think that's a half-fleshed-out bit, and I want to finish that.
00:29:36.380 So where can we not talk about IQ, and where can we?
00:29:38.960 Because they're playing it both ways.
00:29:40.340 Good call.
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00:29:50.480 All right.
00:29:51.320 90s NFL drip.
00:29:52.660 This picture came across my feed.
00:29:54.980 Look at that.
00:29:55.860 That's Americana.
00:29:57.040 That was big.
00:29:57.540 Jackets.
00:29:58.540 Look at the guys in the background.
00:29:59.820 Local PD.
00:30:01.220 Marlboro advertisements in the back.
00:30:03.800 Come on.
00:30:04.140 So good.
00:30:04.900 This was where we had it.
00:30:06.360 We peaked.
00:30:07.080 We peaked.
00:30:07.680 That was Americana.
00:30:08.520 Make sure you guys get those jackets before they're fully gone.
00:30:11.660 All right.
00:30:12.580 We're moving on to kind of like henchman type stuff.
00:30:15.760 There was a henchman of the week is this guy.
00:30:18.220 It's not even hard.
00:30:19.120 Yeah.
00:30:19.640 He destroyed the competition.
00:30:22.360 This is it.
00:30:24.620 There he is.
00:30:27.800 Guys, you all need to be doing this.
00:30:30.460 Everybody needs to get this outfit.
00:30:32.340 Go now.
00:30:33.480 Stop playing the episode.
00:30:35.060 Why haven't you done it?
00:30:36.220 Close YouTube.
00:30:37.140 Go.
00:30:37.820 There was a lot of people not to watch the show.
00:30:40.800 You need to be doing exactly that.
00:30:42.600 We've told you.
00:30:43.260 And then there was another guy who kind of discovered his style and it's borderline henchman related.
00:30:49.300 But you'll see here.
00:30:50.840 This is him looking normal.
00:30:52.500 POV, you found your style.
00:30:55.040 And he just looks cool as fuck now.
00:30:57.800 I would argue this is not henchman.
00:30:59.580 This is boss level aspirations.
00:31:01.580 So I don't know.
00:31:02.700 That's a good point.
00:31:03.460 Could be a hybrid.
00:31:04.560 That's very cool stuff.
00:31:05.980 It's a very cool guy.
00:31:07.080 Yeah.
00:31:07.320 I like that guy.
00:31:08.060 I support him.
00:31:08.860 Me too.
00:31:09.640 All right.
00:31:09.940 Let's move on.
00:31:10.540 Aaron Rodgers is off of Pat McAfee's show for the rest of the year.
00:31:14.340 Yeah.
00:31:14.900 Pat McAfee and, well, mostly Disney, obviously, right?
00:31:18.620 That's who owns ESPN.
00:31:19.760 Disney, ESPN.
00:31:20.980 Yep.
00:31:21.560 So they said no more Aaron Rodgers.
00:31:25.700 Pat McAfee was happy and agreed and said no more because he doesn't like all of the flack
00:31:31.520 he gets when they talk about certain issues like the Maxine or COVID or, you know, certain
00:31:37.580 things in the NFL that are a little too political.
00:31:39.460 Yeah.
00:31:39.660 And, uh, he took kind of the weak route.
00:31:41.980 Like, yeah, I don't want the heat.
00:31:43.360 Just keep dumping the money over here.
00:31:45.260 Just keep dumping the Disney cash.
00:31:46.940 Those Disney bucks.
00:31:48.100 Yeah.
00:31:48.460 Which, you know, it's fine at some points, but it's like, it wasn't Aaron Rodgers, your
00:31:52.480 friend, your buddy and a piece of the show, like a weekly reoccurring character.
00:31:55.660 And just because Jimmy Kimmel threw a little hissy fit, you're, you're, you're backing
00:31:59.120 down.
00:31:59.740 So that's literally what happened.
00:32:00.820 It was a Jimmy Kimmel response.
00:32:02.980 Um, but you know, maybe it'll, maybe it's sustainable.
00:32:05.480 Yeah.
00:32:05.620 Maybe Pat McAfee can, you know, keep collecting all the money and hopefully nothing is violently
00:32:10.440 polarizing in the next 12 months that needs to not be talked about.
00:32:14.940 Yeah.
00:32:15.360 Aaron Rodgers, if you're a show watcher, please reach out and tell us.
00:32:18.280 Yeah.
00:32:18.500 I DM'd you and you didn't open it, but if you need a new show to go on, I know one.
00:32:23.100 Yeah.
00:32:23.480 It's called Fleckus Talks the podcast.
00:32:25.060 Yeah.
00:32:25.280 If you want to end your NFL career, you can be a guest here.
00:32:28.100 Yeah.
00:32:28.500 We can do it right now.
00:32:30.260 Um, all right, moving on.
00:32:31.800 Uh, disease X, W E F kind of alluding at a new thing.
00:32:35.940 Yeah.
00:32:36.260 Breaking the world economic forum.
00:32:37.720 We'll be discussing disease X on January 17th as part of their annual meeting in Davos,
00:32:41.940 uh, with fresh warnings from the world health organization that an unknown disease X could
00:32:46.420 result in 20 times more fatalities than the Corona virus pandemic.
00:32:50.660 Like, yeah, Pat McAfee is going to be like, Oh, this guy had a lot of first downs or whatever
00:32:58.140 he talks about.
00:32:59.220 Yeah.
00:32:59.560 Um, well, to be fair, sports, it is a sports show.
00:33:03.100 We're not, we're not totally clowning on McAfee, but it's like, yo, stand by your boy.
00:33:06.940 Stand by your boy.
00:33:08.260 Uh, you have a great operation.
00:33:09.920 Everyone likes Aaron Rodgers and anyone who's against what he's saying and the flack you're
00:33:13.740 getting online is either fake or like stupid people who aren't serious.
00:33:17.760 Check for Palestine flags and shit.
00:33:19.520 Like check for stupid shit because bots.
00:33:22.360 Yeah.
00:33:22.760 Or it's, or it's Jamel Hill.
00:33:24.680 Yeah.
00:33:25.000 That's it.
00:33:26.220 You're more, your audience is more of us than them.
00:33:30.520 That's, I think a big part of the gaslighting, the, uh, the manosphere type shit, like the
00:33:34.680 men's sports thing.
00:33:35.620 Like you get a couple of whiny women yelling about something and it's like, who do you think
00:33:39.260 is watching this?
00:33:40.000 Yeah.
00:33:40.420 Who do you think goes to the NFL games?
00:33:42.500 And you think it's like way bigger than it is.
00:33:44.140 It's like gambling white guys.
00:33:45.560 Yeah.
00:33:45.740 That's it.
00:33:46.140 And you think like the whiny voices you hear are way bigger than they actually are.
00:33:49.700 Yeah.
00:33:49.940 You go, Oh man, half the people are getting mad about this.
00:33:52.800 Nah, it's just a bunch of stupid bitches.
00:33:54.580 Yep.
00:33:55.180 All right.
00:33:55.500 Let's move on disease X though.
00:33:57.760 I do think there is a timeline where there is a real virus released and it is actually
00:34:03.760 more dangerous and deadly.
00:34:05.300 And then everyone goes, we're not doing this again.
00:34:07.920 I'm ignoring all these, whatever.
00:34:09.840 And then everyone actually dies and then they blame all the MAGA people.
00:34:13.120 Unfortunately, there's no way to know.
00:34:15.180 So you're just either going to die or not.
00:34:17.160 So good luck.
00:34:18.160 But they're going to try and blame the MAGA people.
00:34:19.700 We're getting kind of negative right now.
00:34:21.580 We're going into a negative direction.
00:34:23.260 Let's be positive.
00:34:24.560 It's not good to be a negative person as we know.
00:34:26.880 And this next clip, uh, tells us exactly that as well.
00:34:30.240 I agree.
00:34:31.220 Which guy do you like better?
00:34:32.720 Or the positive guy, yeah, I like that.
00:34:36.700 Yeah.
00:34:37.160 Let's go.
00:34:37.980 Hey, good to see you again.
00:34:40.540 Or the negative guy.
00:34:43.360 I don't like this.
00:34:44.720 I don't like that.
00:34:45.900 I don't like this.
00:34:47.400 Yeah.
00:34:48.180 Yeah.
00:34:48.900 Yeah.
00:34:50.020 The negative guy.
00:34:51.780 No.
00:34:52.520 I like the positive guy.
00:34:54.560 Don't you better?
00:34:56.340 Don't you better?
00:34:58.220 Don't you?
00:34:59.200 He drooled.
00:35:00.200 He was drooling.
00:35:01.240 But that's an important message, guys.
00:35:03.320 You know, sometimes I think about that because we are a somewhat negative show, you know,
00:35:08.520 when the times we're often calling out problems that we see in America.
00:35:13.700 And I think that's part of the reason why people like the show is because we're laughing
00:35:17.140 about a lot of the problems and we try to make it a bit.
00:35:20.320 But, you know, this guy's got a point.
00:35:21.920 This drooling old guy with horrible teeth and a weird demeanor.
00:35:24.740 He's got a point.
00:35:25.680 And a mental problem.
00:35:27.020 Quite possibly.
00:35:28.640 Yeah.
00:35:29.040 Stay positive.
00:35:29.800 You got to stay positive.
00:35:30.580 You got to be a happy warrior, right?
00:35:31.740 Exactly.
00:35:32.100 As Becca says.
00:35:33.040 And you can learn from anybody.
00:35:35.280 So we can learn from that guy, even though he's a schizo.
00:35:38.680 Yeah.
00:35:39.340 All right.
00:35:39.780 Let's move on.
00:35:40.520 We have to pick up the pace a little bit.
00:35:41.960 The bird trap.
00:35:43.640 You want to skip the bird trap before picking up the pace a little bit?
00:35:46.660 Nah, we don't have to skip it.
00:35:47.920 All right.
00:35:48.180 We can kind of maybe cut to the action.
00:35:51.080 There's a bird trap.
00:35:52.220 Here's showing how it works.
00:35:53.420 You throw some seeds down.
00:35:55.060 Here come the birds.
00:35:57.740 Watch this.
00:36:00.060 Here come the birds.
00:36:03.160 Greedy.
00:36:03.800 Greedy birds.
00:36:04.400 Here come the birds.
00:36:06.240 And they're slumped.
00:36:07.900 Got them.
00:36:08.660 Got like four of them.
00:36:10.060 Yeah.
00:36:10.760 That's crazy.
00:36:11.700 I know.
00:36:12.100 And it makes you wonder, which traps are you falling for in your life?
00:36:16.440 Or you let the demons in.
00:36:17.800 You laugh at the birds.
00:36:19.120 You say, hey, they fell for the trap.
00:36:20.780 That's stupid.
00:36:21.460 What are you falling for?
00:36:23.000 Everyone's falling for the traps.
00:36:24.800 And maybe your trap is, oh, you got to eat seed oils and eat McDonald's.
00:36:28.800 Uber Eats.
00:36:29.520 Uber Eats.
00:36:30.420 Maybe you had that one for a while.
00:36:31.700 You fell for that trap for years.
00:36:33.380 I got out of it.
00:36:34.120 Yeah, you just did.
00:36:35.220 I broke out.
00:36:36.340 But I was locked up.
00:36:37.780 Yeah.
00:36:38.300 All kinds of traps people are falling for.
00:36:40.440 A trap tells you, jerk your dick.
00:36:42.260 Not good.
00:36:43.280 You don't want to do that.
00:36:45.020 There's a lot of traps you need to be not falling for.
00:36:47.220 And that way the demons can't control you.
00:36:49.020 This next guy explains it pretty good.
00:36:50.880 This is basically what we're talking about.
00:36:52.520 This is where you lose me a little bit.
00:36:56.000 Demons play the character of you in this simulation like you play the character of Mario in his
00:37:02.280 world.
00:37:02.620 It's the same exact thing.
00:37:04.000 You know how you put on a headset to go into a different reality?
00:37:07.720 You are the headset demons are putting on from a higher dimension to come into our lower
00:37:11.960 dimension.
00:37:12.660 Just like you are a higher dimensional being playing Mario as a lower dimensional being.
00:37:17.220 You're going from 3D down to 2D.
00:37:20.080 And demons are coming down from 4D to 3D to play you.
00:37:24.400 That doesn't ring true to you?
00:37:26.300 One can make an argument.
00:37:27.720 I think it rings true.
00:37:29.080 And it also, obviously, a lot of it is getting the invite.
00:37:32.120 The demons have to be invited in.
00:37:33.900 Yeah.
00:37:34.020 So if people invite them in with temptation or heavy metals or toxins or seed oils or all
00:37:39.940 kinds of bad stuff, then you bring the demon in and let it play you like a video game.
00:37:44.120 But the truth is you have authority over the demons and the demons know that.
00:37:48.220 But they try to get you into a mindset far away from that truth so they can come in and
00:37:53.060 tell you to jerk your dick.
00:37:53.840 It all goes back to jerking your dick.
00:37:57.920 Thank you.
00:37:58.440 There's a lot of truth in there.
00:37:59.380 All right.
00:37:59.860 I agree with you.
00:38:00.860 Our last piece of housekeeping.
00:38:02.160 We have to move fast, but we are at the Jew tunnel section.
00:38:04.760 Okay.
00:38:05.400 So the Jewish people were building tunnels in Brooklyn underneath their temple.
00:38:12.500 Yep.
00:38:13.120 The shul, the synagogue.
00:38:14.920 Technically counts as tunnel maxing, which is under the umbrella of henchman maxing.
00:38:19.100 I know.
00:38:19.680 So we can't be fully against it, but.
00:38:21.820 But we're fully against it because we are fully against compromising integrity of structures.
00:38:26.960 Yeah.
00:38:27.760 Which is the base case.
00:38:29.080 Like, like even, you know, there's some Jewish conspiracies, right?
00:38:33.160 There's some, oh, what's that mattress?
00:38:35.580 The child trafficking?
00:38:36.580 Like, you know, maybe.
00:38:38.040 I haven't seen anything yet really crazy.
00:38:40.920 But at the very least, it's an enclave of people who believe they're above the law of
00:38:45.560 any sort of like city or building inspector or anything like that and just were digging
00:38:50.020 tunnels, right?
00:38:50.700 Yeah.
00:38:51.120 Like at the very least, it's an enclave of people who have zero effort to assimilate,
00:38:55.420 who live a different life and dig illegal tunnels underneath their synagogue.
00:38:59.620 Yeah, exactly.
00:39:00.380 At the best case, it's a bunch of pesky teenagers who made these tunnels and no one knew about
00:39:06.060 it, even though the people getting arrested were fighting the cops and coming out of the
00:39:09.960 tunnels and were adults and not teenagers.
00:39:12.080 By hiring Mexican laborers, right?
00:39:14.140 Yeah.
00:39:14.480 Yeah, yeah.
00:39:15.240 And then at the worst case, it's like a child rape assembly line under the ground.
00:39:20.120 That's the worst case.
00:39:21.080 So there's the spectrum and the truth is somewhere within it, I'm assuming.
00:39:25.480 Yeah.
00:39:26.080 Kaya, what's her, what's her?
00:39:28.400 Lives of TikTok.
00:39:28.880 Lives of TikTok.
00:39:30.020 Chaya Reichik.
00:39:31.880 She said this.
00:39:33.040 Who we normally like, but this was kind of an insane post.
00:39:36.240 She posted, the disgraceful teens who dug underneath a well-respected synagogue did so on their
00:39:40.620 own after being explicitly told not to.
00:39:42.680 They went against synagogue leadership.
00:39:45.220 Gen Z was taught that nothing is more important than their feelings, and now they're emboldened
00:39:48.880 to act entitled and spoiled with zero regard or respect for others.
00:39:52.660 We keep seeing this time and time again in all our institutions.
00:39:55.760 We must fix the broken education system.
00:39:58.320 The future of our country depends on it.
00:40:00.080 So it's the education system.
00:40:01.520 So it's Gen Z in the education system that conspired to dig these tunnels.
00:40:06.060 And she even got community noted.
00:40:07.840 Like, many people were seen entering and exiting the tunnel.
00:40:10.520 Additionally, the riot at the tunnel entrance suggests there were many people involved in
00:40:13.760 the operation.
00:40:14.700 People got arrested.
00:40:15.460 People were like, what are you doing?
00:40:16.560 You can't stop this.
00:40:17.620 Yeah, exactly.
00:40:18.860 Almost borderline fighting the cops.
00:40:20.060 She blames it on the teenagers and said no one else had any idea.
00:40:22.960 But then people of all ages were coming out of the tunnels.
00:40:25.420 And then when the cops got there, people of all ages were fighting the tunnels, fighting
00:40:28.880 the cops over the tunnels that they knew nothing about until a few minutes ago.
00:40:32.280 Yeah.
00:40:33.360 Yeah.
00:40:34.020 So there was a reporter who actually called this months ago.
00:40:39.320 He tweeted.
00:40:40.800 Can you read the original tweets?
00:40:42.080 Yeah.
00:40:42.260 He said, I swear, I keep hearing Yiddish under the floor in my NY apartment.
00:40:46.160 I live at ground level and we have no basement.
00:40:49.260 And then he said, there are Jews living under my apartment.
00:40:51.640 I hear them.
00:40:52.460 It's like they are digging or something.
00:40:54.220 For the record, I live at ground level and we do not have a basement.
00:40:57.460 Yeah.
00:40:57.800 And he said, some of you owe me an apology.
00:40:59.580 Is this real?
00:41:00.540 Like, did this guy really do it?
00:41:01.540 I think he did.
00:41:02.560 The Jews, they're in the tunnels, baby.
00:41:06.300 Jews are in the tunnels.
00:41:08.500 It's worse here every day.
00:41:10.540 Yeah.
00:41:10.980 We had a couple of Jews songs.
00:41:12.300 What was the other one?
00:41:14.020 To the tune of the It's a Final Countdown.
00:41:16.440 It's the Jewish tunnels.
00:41:21.640 But yeah, doing it in an Axl Rose voice like, the Jews, they're in the tunnels, baby.
00:41:28.220 Welcome to the jungle.
00:41:30.160 But we have to be careful because you can't make jokes about Jewish people.
00:41:33.640 Which is insane because, like, Jewish tunnels, it's like, you got to make jokes.
00:41:39.020 That's it.
00:41:39.640 That's what we're here for.
00:41:40.660 That's the whole point of the tunnels.
00:41:42.420 Yeah.
00:41:42.620 There was a couple of jokes that were made and then people got really upset.
00:41:46.340 This guy right here posted the guy coming out of the sewer and goes, someone dropped
00:41:50.100 a quarter down there.
00:41:51.140 And then someone goes, 33,000 likes and counting.
00:41:54.200 Almost 3 million views on this anti-Semitic sentence.
00:41:57.280 It was never about Israel.
00:41:58.720 It's pure hatred towards Jews.
00:42:01.140 You can't make a joke?
00:42:02.260 Nobody can make a joke anymore?
00:42:04.080 Yeah, exactly.
00:42:05.300 You can't make a joke about Jewish people and money because the laughing at the stereotype
00:42:11.460 could be step one in a multi-step process that ends with a Jewish Holocaust.
00:42:16.740 And then C.J.
00:42:17.480 Pearson has to hide you again.
00:42:18.460 And then you have to get hidden by C.J.
00:42:19.760 Pearson.
00:42:20.860 So Jewish people and money stereotypes are based off of nothing.
00:42:24.380 Yeah.
00:42:24.840 You absolutely can't even mention it.
00:42:26.200 You can't even mention it because if people laugh, next is the Holocaust.
00:42:31.060 Yep.
00:42:31.780 It jumps.
00:42:32.960 That's literally the argument for why you can't make a joke about a Jewish person.
00:42:37.280 There was another joke that got made too.
00:42:38.700 Um, the guy coming out of the sewer and then someone said, oh, he saw his shadow six more
00:42:45.180 months of Palestinian bombing.
00:42:47.680 Yeah.
00:42:49.380 Which is a good bit.
00:42:50.420 And then here's the New York Post.
00:42:51.820 Subway Chabad boys spark holy war by digging a legal tunnel under Brooklyn synagogue.
00:42:56.860 It's like, yo, let them cook.
00:42:58.600 New York Post is going to do a pun filled headline.
00:43:01.900 You got to let them cook.
00:43:03.100 Exactly.
00:43:04.040 Speaking of bombing Palestinians.
00:43:04.940 Everybody needs to lighten up a little bit.
00:43:06.940 Yeah.
00:43:07.300 Right?
00:43:07.660 Well, there's a bunch of groups that need to lighten up the most.
00:43:12.320 People make fun of us.
00:43:13.460 We make fun of each other.
00:43:14.680 Christians get just body blows.
00:43:17.200 Asians take it.
00:43:17.960 And then mention a quarter about the Jewish tunnels and all of a sudden everybody, what?
00:43:22.020 What are you talking about?
00:43:23.060 Jewish people and money?
00:43:23.800 There's nothing there.
00:43:24.420 There's no correlation.
00:43:25.080 No one acts a certain way with money.
00:43:27.340 It's so bad.
00:43:27.820 What do you want to kill us all?
00:43:30.100 That's the leap.
00:43:31.040 That's the crazy leap.
00:43:32.400 Dude, you want us to do a Holocaust?
00:43:34.240 Yeah.
00:43:34.860 What?
00:43:35.580 I just made a joke.
00:43:36.900 You guys said you do 10% tips.
00:43:38.760 I mean, that's what happens.
00:43:41.000 And then speaking of bombing Palestinians.
00:43:44.560 Well, there's another joke.
00:43:45.840 Yes.
00:43:46.540 Did you hear the parking meters go straight into the tunnels?
00:43:50.180 But you want to kill all the Jews.
00:43:52.240 Yeah, I guess so.
00:43:52.880 That's the next step.
00:43:54.080 And then speaking of bombing Palestinians, San Francisco voted eight to three for a ceasefire.
00:44:00.380 Yeah.
00:44:00.900 And there was a video of them celebrating.
00:44:03.160 Yeah.
00:44:03.660 With all masks.
00:44:04.480 They're all like women of color and homosexuals wearing masks.
00:44:07.620 Yeah.
00:44:08.160 So sorry.
00:44:09.160 Sorry, IDF.
00:44:10.720 You guys need to stop.
00:44:12.200 San Francisco voted that you stopped.
00:44:14.120 Yeah.
00:44:14.540 Some guys on the front line like boom, boom, boom, boom, boom, boom.
00:44:17.320 It's like, what's that?
00:44:18.360 Hey, radio call came over.
00:44:20.040 San Francisco just voted eight to three.
00:44:22.380 Cease fire.
00:44:23.020 Cease fire.
00:44:23.460 He drops his gun and like walks back.
00:44:26.500 Yeah.
00:44:27.120 Oh, China just voted to close our border, our southern border.
00:44:30.320 You got to do it.
00:44:31.080 Thank you, China.
00:44:32.040 Thank you for the vote.
00:44:33.820 And then Tel Aviv.
00:44:35.180 They just voted to clean up the streets of San Francisco.
00:44:38.180 No more fentanyl.
00:44:39.240 We got to do it.
00:44:40.020 Thank you, Tel Aviv.
00:44:40.940 You know, like what is that?
00:44:42.600 There was a sign in Times Square that said a ceasefire is anti-Semitic.
00:44:47.100 Yeah.
00:44:48.100 So be human.
00:44:49.060 Stand for Israel.
00:44:49.880 Cease fires are anti-Semitic.
00:44:51.100 And ceasefires are anti-Semitic because you need to keep bombing because the people you're
00:44:54.440 bombing, even if they're not the terrorists themselves, they're terrorist adjacent and they
00:44:58.840 support the terrorism and it's embedded in their blood from a young age.
00:45:02.640 So all these people are irredeemably horrible, no matter how old they are, men or women, they're
00:45:08.000 all bad because they support Hamas.
00:45:10.700 And then on top of that, Netanyahu tells Western countries, hey, you guys need to take in these
00:45:15.860 people from Palestine.
00:45:17.460 They need help.
00:45:18.380 You got to absorb some of these people.
00:45:20.020 It's like the people you just said were so irredeemably bad and was justified you blowing
00:45:24.220 them up.
00:45:25.000 Yeah.
00:45:25.420 And much disproportionately and much the same way racism doesn't have any meaning anymore.
00:45:29.580 That's racist.
00:45:30.460 This is racist.
00:45:31.600 It's going to be the same thing if you keep using anti-Semitic like in these contexts,
00:45:35.240 you know, so as long as Jewish people can do whatever they want.
00:45:38.600 All right.
00:45:39.640 Let's move on.
00:45:41.500 Should we do the Nancy Mace clip?
00:45:43.660 Yeah, let's just do it because it has a good point to it.
00:45:46.600 Yeah.
00:45:46.980 It's a simple point, right?
00:45:48.240 Um, first of all, my first question is who bribed Hunter Biden to be here today?
00:45:53.100 That's my first question.
00:45:54.720 Um, second question, you are the epitome of white privilege coming into the oversight
00:45:59.920 committee, spitting in our face, ignoring-
00:46:02.020 Hunter Biden.
00:46:02.980 Hunter Biden is white privilege.
00:46:05.060 That's why Hunter Biden-
00:46:06.440 Biden.
00:46:07.220 Hunter Biden doesn't get in trouble because he's white.
00:46:10.920 He's a white guy.
00:46:11.780 He has white privilege.
00:46:12.620 And this is Republican Nancy Mace using the left's language.
00:46:16.940 And people are like, oh, this is good.
00:46:18.560 Oh, we got him.
00:46:19.320 It's like, they don't care.
00:46:20.460 They don't actually care about white privilege.
00:46:22.360 They just use that to rile up people against us.
00:46:25.560 Yeah.
00:46:25.960 They're not actually concerned with this.
00:46:27.440 When you say, oh, this is white privilege.
00:46:28.680 Now you're doing it.
00:46:29.460 They go, what are you talking about?
00:46:30.420 Yeah, you know why Hunter Biden got all that Ukrainian money?
00:46:33.920 Because he's white.
00:46:34.500 He's just a white guy.
00:46:35.960 He's a fucking white guy.
00:46:37.200 So he got all that Biden bucks.
00:46:39.280 Like at a time too-
00:46:40.380 How dense could you be?
00:46:41.980 Like, and people celebrated this.
00:46:43.540 They were like, yeah, get him, Nancy.
00:46:45.040 It's like, you're using, you're arguing with like the left's tools, you know?
00:46:49.060 And use their language and a thing they made up to discriminate you.
00:46:52.460 And then you say, oh yeah, well you do it too.
00:46:54.700 Yeah.
00:46:55.360 It doesn't make any sense.
00:46:56.280 Especially at a time when people of color, black people, especially black criminals are
00:47:00.740 let off now more than ever.
00:47:02.700 So it's like him not getting in trouble with the law is not a white thing.
00:47:07.480 I think white people get probably more trouble than ever before.
00:47:10.500 Obviously.
00:47:11.000 Let's go to the twin sister superstar and then we'll be done with housekeeping.
00:47:14.300 All right.
00:47:14.720 Yeah.
00:47:14.940 We had to get that Nancy Mace one out there because that pissed me off.
00:47:17.580 That pissed me off too.
00:47:19.460 We got Aurora the superstar in the house.
00:47:21.520 My twin sister, she's going to be a famous rapper.
00:47:24.280 Aurora the superstar.
00:47:25.320 Want to rap?
00:47:26.280 Yes.
00:47:27.620 I know that I love to look at books.
00:47:32.460 I know that my rap.
00:47:34.760 That's it.
00:47:36.940 Thank you.
00:47:37.760 Thank you for that.
00:47:39.080 She loves to look at books.
00:47:40.440 There you go.
00:47:41.300 She's a superstar.
00:47:42.360 And honestly.
00:47:43.100 Should have been an uplifting.
00:47:44.380 She could go viral and make it.
00:47:47.820 That's the bottom end of that bell curve that we were talking about.
00:47:50.740 You tell that person, hey, if you make a rapping video, you're going to get 10 million views.
00:47:54.740 Make a whole album.
00:47:55.400 They're going to go, wow, I must be a good rapper.
00:47:57.860 It's for the other reason.
00:47:58.900 You're so bad that it's so good.
00:48:01.200 All right.
00:48:01.440 Well, that's the end of housekeeping.
00:48:02.360 Moving on to cringe of the week before we do nothing.
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00:48:17.520 All right.
00:48:17.840 Cringe of the week.
00:48:22.600 Transphobic to not date a trans woman person.
00:48:25.720 This should be interesting.
00:48:28.240 Yep.
00:48:30.040 Yes.
00:48:30.760 Genital preferences are always transphobic.
00:48:33.420 You're welcome.
00:48:35.220 No, but seriously, deciding that you don't want to be intimate with someone because of
00:48:40.800 the genitals they have is transphobic, particularly like if you think about in this case, this
00:48:46.600 means that this person is not open to dating trans women, which invalidates their womenhood.
00:48:52.860 Not only that, it makes assumptions about the way that trans people are going to want
00:48:56.580 to use those genitals.
00:48:58.640 The idea that trans people use the body parts that they have in the same way that cis people
00:49:03.180 with those same body parts do is transphobic.
00:49:07.420 Say it with me.
00:49:08.440 Genital preferences are always transphobic.
00:49:11.800 General or genital?
00:49:13.260 Genital.
00:49:13.900 Genital preferences are always transphobic.
00:49:16.240 So like we said, we said this before, anything short of sucking them is bigotry.
00:49:21.520 Yeah.
00:49:21.820 It's transphobia.
00:49:22.900 You have to suck them.
00:49:24.640 And also for the record, preference means like what you choose between multiple acceptable
00:49:31.680 options.
00:49:32.400 So it's like, I like Diet Coke over Diet Pepsi.
00:49:35.100 That's my preference.
00:49:35.900 And if I get to the restaurant and they say we only have Diet Pepsi, I go, okay, I'll
00:49:39.640 take that and I'll enjoy it just a little differently.
00:49:42.540 But with this, this is like getting to the restaurant and they go, oh, we don't have
00:49:45.760 Diet Coke, but we can piss in the can for you.
00:49:47.780 Yeah.
00:49:48.620 We're not even a restaurant.
00:49:49.700 We're just going to punch you in the face.
00:49:51.220 Yeah.
00:49:51.600 We don't have Diet Coke, but we can sucker punch you.
00:49:54.500 You can lose a few teeth.
00:49:56.460 Yeah.
00:49:56.720 And so here's another point that I had.
00:49:58.340 So obviously the videos are getting more extreme.
00:50:01.960 You have to suck them.
00:50:03.080 If it's a cock, you got to suck it.
00:50:04.640 You know, that type of shit.
00:50:05.800 Ladies cock.
00:50:06.560 But so we've made this point before that like trans people like who have heavy plastic surgery,
00:50:12.780 big bolted on fake tits and stuff like that.
00:50:15.080 But they are giving, they're ruining it for women who have plastic surgery.
00:50:20.360 So now if you see kind of a fake woman, you're like, oh, and maybe she's a little taller.
00:50:24.900 Maybe she's 5'11 or something.
00:50:26.460 You go, I don't know.
00:50:28.380 Right.
00:50:28.600 That's a good point.
00:50:29.600 And so we've, we've kind of brought that up on the show before.
00:50:32.500 And this person with the, uh, I think, I assume this is a woman trying to be a man just
00:50:37.540 based on the voice.
00:50:38.440 Right.
00:50:38.880 Yeah.
00:50:39.260 Yeah.
00:50:39.380 Yeah.
00:50:39.920 Um, so this person made me think of another one.
00:50:42.500 Um, fat people with no facial hair, you know how you get fat and then your face kind of
00:50:47.900 loses definition and you just don't, you, you're kind of like a blob and you soft, you
00:50:51.760 lose your jawline, you lose all your features.
00:50:55.160 You're basically 10% trans.
00:50:56.860 If you're a fat person with no facial hair, fat people with no facial hair and over plastic
00:51:01.880 surgery, women are all 10, are both 10% trans each.
00:51:06.720 Yeah.
00:51:07.100 Open the door to potential trans.
00:51:09.480 Exactly.
00:51:10.060 That's a good point.
00:51:10.480 That happened to one of the Kardashians, which one, um, Oh yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:51:14.520 You see how she's all plastic surgery out and then she looks like Cillian Murphy.
00:51:18.140 Yeah.
00:51:18.500 Kylie Jenner looks like Cillian now.
00:51:20.340 And she's got like this wax face now that could be a man's face or she could be a man
00:51:25.960 the whole time.
00:51:26.640 There's people that think of the Kardashians are all gender flopping witches.
00:51:31.820 Yeah.
00:51:32.280 I'm not quite there yet, but I'm not there yet.
00:51:34.360 I'm open to some compelling evidence.
00:51:36.420 Yeah.
00:51:36.640 I'm not there yet, but we all know which direction I'm heading as the days go by.
00:51:42.560 It's like they're dangling a hook in front of you and you're just a large mouth bass,
00:51:45.940 like waiting to swallow that.
00:51:48.320 Exactly.
00:51:49.420 Jerry, please.
00:51:50.960 All right.
00:51:51.280 Let's move on to the guy, the trans guy who gets aroused by wearing the dress.
00:51:55.580 This should be good.
00:51:57.340 He doesn't really say that though, but he does.
00:51:59.880 Okay, okay, okay, okay.
00:52:03.080 So this dress has literally been teasing Duff Academy for the last three months at Walmart,
00:52:10.700 just staring at me.
00:52:11.480 It's like, you know you want it.
00:52:13.500 You know you want it.
00:52:15.440 And I finally caved.
00:52:16.780 So I want to do something I've never done in this hat before.
00:52:20.380 I'm going to pause the video.
00:52:21.720 I'm going to put this on without even seeing myself in a mirror.
00:52:24.260 And I'm going to, this is going to be an actual blind reaction to how I look in this.
00:52:28.440 So let's go do it.
00:52:31.620 Okay, just put it on.
00:52:33.120 I have not seen anything.
00:52:35.900 So three, two, one.
00:52:42.760 Oh, I love it.
00:52:44.580 Oh, I love it so much.
00:52:47.200 Oh my God.
00:52:49.680 Oh, it was on discount enough.
00:52:52.580 So I'm like, I'm getting it.
00:52:53.900 And it was worth it.
00:52:55.580 Oh my God.
00:52:57.120 I'll see you later, guys.
00:52:59.020 He's going to get bricked up from that.
00:53:00.800 See you later, guys.
00:53:01.600 I'm going to go stroke my shit, put lotion on my dick because this is my fetish.
00:53:06.100 That's what's going on.
00:53:07.180 And I finally got the dress that I'm going to really crank it to.
00:53:10.100 Yeah, that's what's going on there.
00:53:12.260 What do you think about that whole operation?
00:53:15.880 I would spend the dress money on the dentist first.
00:53:18.900 A, that's easy, right?
00:53:20.320 That's the easy shit out of the way.
00:53:21.440 Secondly, I'm going to give some advice to trans people, right?
00:53:24.980 I know we're not typically the people who give you advice.
00:53:27.920 You're on the Reddit groups posting a before and after pic and then everybody goes, yes,
00:53:31.960 you look so much better.
00:53:33.380 I'm not delusional.
00:53:34.680 He's not delusional.
00:53:35.840 We don't give delusional people advice, right?
00:53:38.340 If you're trans, don't buy shit off the rack at Walmart.
00:53:42.620 That's a good point.
00:53:43.260 You're an absolute beast.
00:53:44.620 You've got the apple-shaped body.
00:53:46.140 You're all barrel-chested and shit.
00:53:47.900 If you're trans and you want to have a better life, which, you know, no difference to me.
00:53:53.280 I'm not getting involved.
00:53:54.640 You can't buy shit off the rack.
00:53:55.860 You need custom-tailored shit.
00:53:57.680 Yeah.
00:53:58.140 And it's going to be more expensive.
00:53:59.300 You need to accentuate.
00:54:00.260 You need to accentuate your man body into something that's fake.
00:54:03.420 You can't just throw on a silk dress.
00:54:05.520 Off the rack at Walmart that just went on sale.
00:54:08.220 Pretty much strapless.
00:54:09.280 There was a meme from Toy Story that kind of summed all this up.
00:54:13.720 And it kind of makes sense.
00:54:14.720 Because watching this as a kid, you don't think of the bigger lessons.
00:54:17.880 But it says, Buzz has existential crisis and gets depressed.
00:54:24.020 Immediately goes trans.
00:54:25.420 What did Pixar mean by this?
00:54:26.980 Remember?
00:54:27.660 Yeah.
00:54:27.900 Yeah, like a thing where he was broken.
00:54:29.480 He lost his arm, was all messed up.
00:54:31.280 And then he became a lady.
00:54:32.460 Yeah.
00:54:32.800 That doesn't come from nowhere.
00:54:34.000 Yeah.
00:54:34.420 We should cut that scene out.
00:54:36.080 I know.
00:54:36.780 They will.
00:54:37.500 We should bring more attention to it.
00:54:39.280 All right, let's move on to the trigender person.
00:54:41.440 This is our last.
00:54:41.980 No, they'll double the scene.
00:54:43.020 They'll go back and they'll make it like he was trans.
00:54:45.440 That's what Disney or whoever, Pixar, who's running that.
00:54:48.000 Didn't they make him fuck a gay guy in the most recent Buzz Lightyear movie?
00:54:51.420 They made him kiss a man?
00:54:52.680 No, there was like a lesbian character or something.
00:54:55.100 There was like Buzz Light Queen and there was like some black lesbian Buzz Lightyear girl.
00:55:00.300 Yeah, okay.
00:55:01.220 Close enough.
00:55:02.300 Ballpark.
00:55:02.840 Yeah.
00:55:02.960 And then the trigender person, our last trans cringe.
00:55:06.660 This one, after the person who makes you suck them, this is boring to me.
00:55:10.960 Yeah.
00:55:11.500 I identify as trigender.
00:55:13.560 This is my trans identity.
00:55:15.560 And I am a man, a woman, and non-binary.
00:55:18.840 So, you know, take that bar again, man, woman, non-binary.
00:55:23.080 I just take up the whole bar.
00:55:24.720 Oh, I get it.
00:55:27.020 It's boring.
00:55:27.960 You got to keep impressing me on Cringe of the Week, you know?
00:55:31.100 Yeah.
00:55:31.680 So, you're a man, you're a woman, and then you're neither a man or a woman.
00:55:36.840 You should probably teach this to the kids.
00:55:38.280 Yeah.
00:55:38.880 You should probably get a lesson to the kids as soon as possible.
00:55:41.880 Also, what should we do with Palestine?
00:55:44.600 How about international, yeah, monetary policy?
00:55:48.200 Should we lower rates, increase rates?
00:55:50.360 What are we talking here?
00:55:51.240 Are we all good at the border or what should we do?
00:55:53.580 This person seems to have it figured out.
00:55:54.960 Is inflation cool enough?
00:55:56.360 Can we start easing off the gas?
00:55:59.000 It's funny because I will never interact with this person.
00:56:01.820 Yeah.
00:56:02.240 Like, if I'm checking into a hotel and this person goes next in line, I'm just going to
00:56:06.660 stand there.
00:56:07.380 Just stare up into the right corner.
00:56:09.520 Pretend you don't hear them.
00:56:10.740 Until a more reasonable looking person calls me up.
00:56:14.060 I never have to interact with that person.
00:56:16.000 That person is invisible to me.
00:56:17.620 That's true.
00:56:17.940 They have no rights.
00:56:18.900 That's true.
00:56:20.020 That's like their fear, their greatest fear.
00:56:22.680 Having no rights.
00:56:23.580 They're trying to take rights from trans people.
00:56:25.800 It's like, well, you're nothing.
00:56:27.000 You're nothing.
00:56:27.540 You just said you're all of them.
00:56:28.940 So.
00:56:29.280 Yeah, exactly.
00:56:30.160 Well, let's move on to our non-trans cringe.
00:56:33.480 The door dasher left a nasty note.
00:56:35.900 So here's what happened.
00:56:37.080 The door dasher thought she got no tip.
00:56:39.600 So she left a nasty note.
00:56:41.500 But then when she got to the door, the person who received the food had cash for her, which
00:56:45.660 is better than tipping through the app because then the dasher keeps all the money.
00:56:49.400 Yeah, it's no tax, obviously.
00:56:50.620 So we're going to, we're cutting to when the door gets open.
00:56:53.840 Yep.
00:56:54.380 Hello.
00:56:57.220 Ignore.
00:56:57.840 You keep that.
00:56:59.060 Why?
00:57:00.000 Because I didn't see a tip on the app and I put a little card in there.
00:57:03.660 So please keep that.
00:57:04.940 I'm sorry.
00:57:05.420 No, I just had cash.
00:57:06.760 Please.
00:57:07.060 It's okay.
00:57:07.480 It's okay.
00:57:07.900 Cause it's okay.
00:57:10.600 Thank you.
00:57:11.360 Have a good night.
00:57:12.080 And the note says, lucky for you, I didn't bother the food, but next time consider tipping
00:57:19.180 your driver.
00:57:21.080 Some fat delivery driver woman is threatening the sanctity of your food that you paid to
00:57:27.320 get delivered.
00:57:28.260 Yeah.
00:57:28.640 And it used to be, you get a tip based on performance.
00:57:31.720 So you did a good job.
00:57:33.240 You were timely.
00:57:34.160 You did it right.
00:57:35.240 You got a good tip and you were rewarded for good service.
00:57:38.680 Now, if they don't see a tip, they threaten bad service.
00:57:42.260 They go like this.
00:57:43.420 It's like a battered wife.
00:57:44.860 They go next time.
00:57:45.940 There'll be no next time.
00:57:47.420 And they flinch it.
00:57:48.200 Yeah.
00:57:48.500 So we need to go back to tip after the interaction.
00:57:52.380 I think that's probably why people tip zero and then there was no accountability.
00:57:56.100 Well, I don't know this whole, it's the only context where you tip and then somebody
00:58:00.720 knows what tip they're getting is delivery driver Uber eats apps type shit.
00:58:04.680 But that's why I always tip a couple of bucks more than normal.
00:58:07.720 Yeah.
00:58:07.860 So they feel like they're on my team.
00:58:09.940 Yeah.
00:58:10.300 Oh yeah, boss.
00:58:11.080 I'm going to bring you this stuff.
00:58:12.120 But then that was the old me.
00:58:13.500 I don't even eat delivery anymore.
00:58:15.160 You don't eat seed oils anymore.
00:58:16.360 We don't eat seed oils.
00:58:17.100 So these people are like seed oil deliverers.
00:58:20.120 They're like the people that run the fentanyl across the Southern border, basically.
00:58:23.200 Yeah.
00:58:23.440 To a lesser extent.
00:58:24.420 Delivering the poisons to America.
00:58:26.560 So stop ordering Uber eats is the point.
00:58:28.660 Such a weird dynamic threatening you because I didn't, my screen didn't tell me I was getting
00:58:33.900 a tip so I threatened to destroy your food or something.
00:58:37.280 And it ended up being the opposite.
00:58:38.680 The lady was being extra nice, giving you cash so you don't have to take money and get
00:58:43.000 taxed through the system.
00:58:44.860 I don't know.
00:58:45.440 And she goes, sorry, I left you a note.
00:58:47.380 Threatened to spit in your food, basically.
00:58:49.720 All right, last piece of cringe.
00:58:50.980 Let's go to the subway rat king.
00:58:53.560 Yeah, I got nothing to say about this.
00:58:54.900 I don't want to say this either, but you guys just need to see this.
00:58:57.780 We have nothing to say, but you need to see it.
00:58:59.620 Rats are running out of his little blanket.
00:59:07.480 You get up close and you see all the moving in the blanket.
00:59:09.920 No.
00:59:11.680 No.
00:59:13.860 Oh, my God.
00:59:15.300 And they all run out.
00:59:16.540 30 rats.
00:59:17.760 He's more rat boy than you.
00:59:19.440 I know.
00:59:20.300 I've lost my name.
00:59:21.400 But you don't want to get it back.
00:59:23.580 No interest.
00:59:24.260 He can have it.
00:59:25.040 Yeah.
00:59:25.400 Yeah, I don't have anything for that.
00:59:26.620 I just wanted to show everyone that, how disgusting that is.
00:59:28.960 All right.
00:59:29.280 Should we show the disgusting gyro kebab thing, too?
00:59:31.640 No, that's going in bonus land.
00:59:34.040 All right.
00:59:34.700 All right.
00:59:35.060 We're moving on.
00:59:35.660 Don't get too down or too depressed.
00:59:36.800 Moving on to urban decay.
00:59:38.260 It's going to get a little bit worse.
00:59:39.440 So much housekeeping.
00:59:40.720 There's a lot of housekeeping.
00:59:41.680 So we're speeding through.
00:59:43.260 Yeah, it's all right.
00:59:44.060 We have one page of urban.
00:59:45.520 We're keeping it 100.
00:59:46.800 We're right.
00:59:47.060 Oh, of course.
00:59:47.620 We're right on schedule, too.
00:59:49.920 All right.
00:59:50.260 Topgolf is racist now.
00:59:52.340 Shit.
00:59:53.000 Shit.
00:59:54.220 Hey, y'all see what the fuck going on, man.
00:59:57.640 You dropping this shit in here.
00:59:59.620 He's pouring lean.
01:00:00.580 That's what we're doing, man.
01:00:02.220 Four.
01:00:02.940 That's a four.
01:00:03.840 31.
01:00:04.820 All right.
01:00:07.060 All right, man.
01:00:08.060 Punishing up now.
01:00:08.920 Yeah.
01:00:09.260 All right.
01:00:09.860 Yeah.
01:00:10.620 Y'all see what's going on, man.
01:00:12.600 Damn.
01:00:13.040 So we can't play golf?
01:00:14.520 Why we can't play golf?
01:00:15.980 Because y'all ain't making y'all those great.
01:00:17.500 You racist?
01:00:18.400 Nope.
01:00:18.640 So we said we was going to put the drink up, but we can't do it.
01:00:22.320 And y'all never did.
01:00:23.220 I don't say we put the drink up.
01:00:24.800 So we can't golf.
01:00:27.560 Damn.
01:00:28.300 You can't even drink liquid heroin at Topgolf at the top of your voice on camera anymore.
01:00:33.820 Pouring it on the green, on the tee box, loud, multiple people filming, causing a scene.
01:00:39.080 You can't even do that anymore.
01:00:40.060 Can't even drink codeine and just go to Topgolf with your boys anymore.
01:00:44.600 Next to the kids.
01:00:45.360 And if someone says something to you, you have to ask them if they're being racist.
01:00:49.280 Yeah.
01:00:49.660 Fucking white supremacist country here, guys.
01:00:51.700 Fucking racism, man.
01:00:53.280 What happened?
01:00:54.180 Yeah.
01:00:54.680 That's tough.
01:00:55.660 400 years later, they still got us in chains.
01:00:58.620 Can't even do the liquid heroin.
01:01:00.520 And you know if that guy died or got fucked up and fell off of the-
01:01:04.220 He told me he did a golf swing, tumbled off, fell off the net.
01:01:07.240 They would sue Topgolf.
01:01:08.400 Yeah.
01:01:08.600 His family would do a press conference.
01:01:10.820 Topgolf needed to secure that something.
01:01:13.480 And it's like you're getting a druggie out of your establishment who was open about it.
01:01:17.620 And they say, are you being racist?
01:01:19.200 Yeah.
01:01:19.680 Can't even do liquid heroin at Topgolf anymore.
01:01:22.820 All right.
01:01:23.140 Let's move on.
01:01:23.780 The package thief is caught.
01:01:25.340 This actually could be uplifting, but it's just good to see.
01:01:28.900 Dispatcher 19.
01:01:30.320 I just saw somebody on my ring camera.
01:01:33.320 It's a deal-to-packaging.
01:01:35.660 Tech course, the 201.
01:01:37.680 Caller is not home, but saw this on the ring camera.
01:01:40.860 He took a box and a parcel.
01:01:44.460 Camouflage jacket, white hoodie, gray sweatpants, black backpack.
01:01:49.860 Excuse me.
01:01:50.920 Hi.
01:01:52.160 Stop right there.
01:01:53.300 Stop.
01:01:54.460 What happened?
01:01:54.900 Stop.
01:01:55.400 Stop.
01:01:55.840 Stop.
01:01:59.500 203.
01:02:00.000 Foot pursuit.
01:02:00.840 203.
01:02:01.420 Foot pursuit.
01:02:02.600 Running back to attend job.
01:02:04.540 Boom.
01:02:06.100 Citizen helps.
01:02:07.540 203.
01:02:08.080 1023.
01:02:09.280 213.
01:02:09.760 203.
01:02:11.300 So they got him.
01:02:12.600 Yeah.
01:02:13.100 Which is actually crazy.
01:02:14.440 I thought if you called the cops and said, someone stole a package off my porch, they'd
01:02:19.040 just go, okay, we'll look for him.
01:02:20.740 And then you would never find him or they wouldn't care or they wouldn't even be looking for
01:02:24.820 him.
01:02:24.960 Yeah.
01:02:25.200 This is Yonkers, New York.
01:02:26.440 And I kind of thought the same thing where it's like, all right, we'll let someone know,
01:02:29.260 but hey, they still got people patrol cars out there.
01:02:31.900 And if you give them a description to a T and they run into that guy, they're going to
01:02:35.380 get him.
01:02:35.720 That's actually great news.
01:02:36.900 Yeah.
01:02:37.220 It's uplifting gold, but not all hope is lost.
01:02:39.220 Not all hope is lost.
01:02:40.040 I thought that that kind of interaction never happened and your packages were just stolen
01:02:44.600 off your porch and that's too low level for cops to care.
01:02:48.020 Yeah.
01:02:48.360 But they're running after the guy and tackling him.
01:02:50.740 It's nice.
01:02:51.520 It's good to see.
01:02:51.880 You think he would just run and they go, eh, it's not worth it.
01:02:53.840 We got a runner.
01:02:54.720 He just stole an Amazon package.
01:02:56.320 Who cares?
01:02:57.180 So it's good to know.
01:02:58.400 I'm actually more reassured and I'm a bigger believer in police now.
01:03:03.240 Yep.
01:03:03.760 That's good news.
01:03:04.320 All right, die in DC, got sucker punched.
01:03:07.260 Yeah.
01:03:07.900 Been in DC for a week.
01:03:09.080 This guy posted on Twitter.
01:03:10.340 He's posted a bloody handkerchief or tissues, whatever, paper towels.
01:03:14.980 Been here in DC for a week and just got randomly sucker punched in the face by some guy on the
01:03:20.300 Metro as he was getting off the train despite having not exchanged a single word with him.
01:03:25.800 I'm going to be fine.
01:03:26.940 Nothing seems to be broken, but my wife is totally freaked out.
01:03:30.020 As she should be.
01:03:30.840 You got sucker punched.
01:03:31.580 Yeah, exactly.
01:03:32.760 What did the guy look like?
01:03:33.720 Somebody said.
01:03:34.200 Black male, 30s or 40s, medium height, medium build, some facial tattoos, said Philip.
01:03:39.380 Yeah.
01:03:39.880 Well, you can't say that.
01:03:41.540 You're not supposed to say that.
01:03:42.580 We can.
01:03:43.240 He's just a guy.
01:03:44.260 Yeah.
01:03:44.600 He could have been anybody.
01:03:45.880 I didn't get a good look at him.
01:03:47.340 What color is he?
01:03:48.180 I don't know.
01:03:48.480 I don't know.
01:03:48.980 And so this, we were discussing this off camera, but to me, this is the worst version
01:03:55.560 of a crime, right?
01:03:57.240 The random sucker punch.
01:03:59.420 Yeah.
01:03:59.820 I understand someone stealing the packages.
01:04:02.380 Yeah.
01:04:02.740 I understand someone, give me your wallet.
01:04:05.000 He wants the stuff.
01:04:05.900 He wants money.
01:04:06.960 He's got no job.
01:04:08.240 He's pathetic.
01:04:09.200 You know, he's doing a crime, right?
01:04:10.280 That's a good point.
01:04:11.500 But this, there's only two lanes.
01:04:14.560 It's a white man hate crime.
01:04:16.600 Black guy sucker punches white man.
01:04:18.480 Or it's a completely mentally ill, random crime, right?
01:04:22.360 Yeah.
01:04:22.900 And in both of those instances, that person is even more dangerous than someone who's like
01:04:27.160 robbing, right?
01:04:28.660 Because robbing, you at least have a goal and you thought it out.
01:04:31.260 This is just random mayhem violence.
01:04:33.800 Exactly.
01:04:34.440 So like this guy should be the top priority because if it's random, he's going to do it
01:04:39.800 again.
01:04:40.260 If it's a hate crime, he's certainly going to do it again.
01:04:43.620 Police resources need to converge on this black 30 to 40s male.
01:04:47.300 But cops are busy chasing down Amazon package thieves.
01:04:52.100 Got to find a way to complain about this.
01:04:54.020 Get it right.
01:04:55.160 Yeah, that's a good point.
01:04:56.300 This is a no motive, general random violence, which is like very dangerous.
01:05:01.820 Exactly.
01:05:02.260 And you've seen it before with a sucker punching an old Asian woman on the streets of New York.
01:05:06.440 You know, those are the most dangerous people and those are the ones who should be taken
01:05:10.060 most seriously, right?
01:05:11.080 Yeah, that's a good point.
01:05:12.320 All right, let's go to the stolen laptops out of Chicago.
01:05:14.620 A while ago, we talked about a school district getting laptops in the hood.
01:05:19.740 Baltimore.
01:05:20.300 Baltimore.
01:05:20.900 Baltimore Public Schools.
01:05:21.920 I think they bought multiple million dollars worth of Chromebooks.
01:05:25.560 And we said that they're going to do SoundCloud wrapping on it.
01:05:28.980 They're not going to learn anything.
01:05:30.440 They're going to sell it.
01:05:30.980 They're all going to be gone.
01:05:31.780 They're going to be broken.
01:05:32.400 Yeah, giving Chromebooks to people who aren't even at their current grade level in math
01:05:37.040 or reading.
01:05:37.660 And so this is kind of an update.
01:05:39.240 Chicago was giving Chicago as a proxy for Baltimore, gave us a sneak peek into how right
01:05:44.360 we were.
01:05:45.580 Tens of thousands of laptops, iPads and other electronics are missing from Chicago public
01:05:50.420 schools.
01:05:51.300 An inspector general's report found 77,000 devices were reported lost or stolen during the
01:05:57.180 2021-2022 school year.
01:05:59.880 Total value, $23 million.
01:06:01.520 The devices went missing after students took them home for remote learning during the pandemic.
01:06:06.500 CPS spent $2.5 million on tracking software, but did not use it, saying it was flawed.
01:06:13.080 Our work uncovered an incident where there were a pair of-
01:06:15.880 $2.5 million on tracking software and it didn't work.
01:06:19.000 They didn't use it.
01:06:20.400 I don't feel bad about my botched options trades anymore.
01:06:23.420 Yeah.
01:06:25.000 It was flawed.
01:06:27.420 $2.5 million and they didn't even use it.
01:06:29.680 I mean, 77,000 electronics, computers and iPads are gone.
01:06:33.700 It sounds like all of them.
01:06:35.000 And I think there was a-
01:06:36.100 How many did you buy?
01:06:36.820 Yeah.
01:06:37.020 100,000?
01:06:38.100 Dude.
01:06:38.520 And I think there was even a tweet that said like one brother, like two brothers were
01:06:43.240 responsible for like a disgusting amount of money, but I don't have it in front of me.
01:06:47.300 But it's just, oh, I reported it missing, aka I stole it, or I'm using it at home now.
01:06:53.720 I'm not giving it back, you know?
01:06:55.180 Exactly.
01:06:55.720 So a blatant lie to your face.
01:06:58.140 So Baltimore will be on the hook as well for a similar amount of money.
01:07:01.600 It seems like these public schools in inner cities are just endless money pits.
01:07:06.320 Yeah.
01:07:06.620 And it's like, I think there should be a rule that you need to at least do math at
01:07:11.340 your level before you're given a Chromebook, right?
01:07:14.220 That's a good point.
01:07:14.980 They were giving them to anybody.
01:07:16.360 And I guess this is a little bit different because it was during COVID, I guess, in 2021,
01:07:21.560 but the schools were closed down too long.
01:07:23.640 Yeah.
01:07:23.900 So they didn't even need it.
01:07:25.140 Exactly.
01:07:25.720 And then it's funny because all the progressives, they'll say like, oh, all this money going
01:07:29.540 to the military or wherever, it could be going to our schools.
01:07:34.000 They already have plenty of money.
01:07:35.360 New York's public schools, it's $38,000 per student is how much money comes in per student.
01:07:43.380 You could assign that kid a one person for 40K a year basically and do a lot better.
01:07:48.160 But yeah, $38,000 per student and everyone says, well, they need more money.
01:07:51.820 Do you think giving more money to these schools is going to do anything different?
01:07:54.740 I don't think there's been a time where we get less yield on our tax dollars than ever.
01:08:00.700 And that includes defense spending, which is one thing the federal government is actually
01:08:04.720 four, right?
01:08:05.960 You know, but in terms of like, we used to pay less taxes and get like the highway system
01:08:12.980 and different sort of actual buildings.
01:08:15.600 And the kids were all good at school.
01:08:17.060 And the kids were all smart.
01:08:18.100 And now we're getting the least yield ever.
01:08:20.200 And the kids just steal a Chromebook and they become a SoundCloud rapper.
01:08:22.900 And then they get shot 10 times by a Glock with a switch.
01:08:26.380 That's how it goes.
01:08:27.620 Last piece of Urban Decay supporting your local vendors.
01:08:32.740 This guy's making sandwiches and he sells them for cheap.
01:08:35.720 And it's a good alternative to obviously the soaring food prices.
01:08:39.500 Yeah.
01:08:39.640 He's right outside of the stadium.
01:08:40.940 So you hit him before you go in.
01:08:43.240 And yes, it's the same.
01:08:44.680 But this one was like, hey, I'll give you two for 15.
01:08:46.820 You know what?
01:08:47.940 I said, boom, give them to me.
01:08:49.720 At the end of the day, we buy more expensive stuff inside the stadium.
01:08:52.600 We support them.
01:08:53.660 Why not support the street vendors, man?
01:08:55.280 They're out here.
01:08:56.480 So if you buy a ham and cheese wrap from the guy outside the stadium, that's where it came
01:09:03.240 from.
01:09:04.260 All right, let's move on.
01:09:05.440 Uplifting gold.
01:09:06.240 Don't get too down.
01:09:07.200 Don't get too depressed.
01:09:08.060 We have some uplifting gold that's undeniably uplifting.
01:09:11.300 The guy trying to save his awning from a tornado.
01:09:13.600 This is Americana.
01:09:16.820 He's getting bored.
01:09:22.220 Looks like he's out an RV.
01:09:26.740 Man versus nature.
01:09:30.480 He doesn't want to lose the honor.
01:09:32.060 He's getting bored.
01:09:33.500 Mom's getting the carabin.
01:09:35.240 Mom's getting the carabin.
01:09:37.480 Get in the carabin.
01:09:39.100 Everyone's getting the carabin.
01:09:43.380 We're starving.
01:09:44.100 Oh, man.
01:09:48.980 How much could an awning cost?
01:09:50.580 This is low-budget twister.
01:09:52.400 He was about to get sucked up for an awning.
01:09:55.460 $900?
01:09:56.400 I don't know.
01:09:57.120 You risk your whole life for that.
01:09:58.460 Yeah.
01:09:59.040 But that's your obligation as a man.
01:10:00.900 It kind of is.
01:10:01.820 You got to do one type of thing like that when stuff gets ugly.
01:10:05.200 All right.
01:10:06.340 Let's go to the guy who went a long time without showering.
01:10:10.420 This is a funny bit.
01:10:12.520 Parker.
01:10:12.920 Parker.
01:10:13.100 What's the longest you ever been without taking a shower?
01:10:15.040 Like a week.
01:10:16.740 Disgust me, nigga.
01:10:24.040 You disgust me.
01:10:27.780 And then he just walks off.
01:10:29.180 That's disgusting.
01:10:30.440 Yeah.
01:10:30.760 I mean, we got to give a shout out to these guys.
01:10:32.300 The duh guys.
01:10:33.580 Yeah.
01:10:33.800 They're funny.
01:10:34.360 They're funny.
01:10:34.940 They were the ones who did the, what's your biggest achievement that we played last or Tuesday?
01:10:39.280 And he goes, boring.
01:10:41.000 And he's like, fuck y'all.
01:10:42.480 Yeah.
01:10:42.680 These guys are pretty good.
01:10:43.940 It's a good, it's, you could tell maybe they'll cross the line eventually, but the way they're doing it right now is very funny.
01:10:50.080 Yeah.
01:10:50.640 These types of interactions you see oftentimes that people don't know how to do it correctly and they'll be like annoying or antisocial.
01:10:58.100 The guy who grabbed the macaroni, like that's not funny.
01:11:00.280 Exactly.
01:11:00.640 But these guys do a good job of keeping it 100 and being actually funny.
01:11:04.380 Purely wordplay, actually funny.
01:11:06.060 I like those guys.
01:11:06.720 All right.
01:11:06.900 Let's go to the girl who cleans the airplane bathroom.
01:11:08.940 There's this girl.
01:11:10.820 I don't know what her thing is, but she goes around and volunteers to clean disgusting bathrooms at like Walmart and the gas station.
01:11:18.540 And she's doing this one on the airplane.
01:11:20.380 Come with me to the airplane bathroom.
01:11:22.360 Shh.
01:11:22.740 We have to be quiet because we might take a long time to secretly clean this bathroom.
01:11:28.120 Look how filthy it is.
01:11:29.600 I love it.
01:11:30.620 The dirtier, the better, if you ask me.
01:11:32.500 But I need to clean fast.
01:11:33.820 People are starting to get suspicious.
01:11:36.500 Have I been caught?
01:11:37.620 Oh no.
01:11:38.120 Do I have enough time to finish cleaning?
01:11:40.100 I can't leave until it's beautiful.
01:11:42.280 Nothing will stop.
01:11:43.640 Okay.
01:11:44.220 Almost nothing.
01:11:45.180 I wonder what this brown crust is on the flush button.
01:11:47.400 It's probably chocolate.
01:11:48.900 I love chocolate.
01:11:51.040 The captain has turned on the fasten seatbelt line.
01:11:53.820 Please remain seated with your seatbelt securely fastened.
01:11:56.520 Thanks for following my cleaning transformation.
01:12:00.280 That's up, Lifty.
01:12:02.220 You know, there's certain people out there society needs.
01:12:07.200 You know the dogs at the pound that are going to get put down because they're 13 years old?
01:12:11.320 And then people go adopt them so they can live the remaining months or weeks of their life in, like, comfort?
01:12:18.080 Yeah.
01:12:18.680 Like, that's not me.
01:12:20.080 That's never me, unfortunately.
01:12:21.760 I wish I could.
01:12:23.020 But it's good that there are people out there who that is so they can take care of these animals and these animals aren't alone.
01:12:29.240 Yeah.
01:12:29.420 People with, like, a 10 on the empathy scale.
01:12:31.840 Yeah.
01:12:32.300 I have, like, not a lot of that.
01:12:33.760 I have, like, a 1, 2.
01:12:35.360 Yeah.
01:12:35.720 I don't even fully know what empathy means.
01:12:37.480 Yeah.
01:12:38.560 But this, it's the same thing.
01:12:41.760 It's the same type of people.
01:12:42.780 It's good that we have people looking out for certain parts of society.
01:12:46.940 I have a different mission.
01:12:48.400 I have a different job assigned to me.
01:12:50.960 I guess that's good that these people exist.
01:12:53.020 It's crazy to me that where content has come, you know?
01:12:57.280 Yeah.
01:12:57.640 All right.
01:12:58.640 Second to last clip of the show.
01:13:00.700 Cannoli Rangoon's.
01:13:02.420 Shit's disgusting.
01:13:03.900 Yeah.
01:13:05.260 So they're making cannoli Rangoon's, and you dip them in chocolate.
01:13:12.120 I don't like it.
01:13:15.280 I think it's just giving another Italian-American dish to the Chinese.
01:13:21.400 Okay.
01:13:22.860 We don't need to do that.
01:13:24.140 Cannolis were great as they were.
01:13:26.100 All right.
01:13:26.560 I got no comments.
01:13:27.340 I think this shit's disgusting.
01:13:29.060 And it's probably all cooked in seed oils, and it poisons you.
01:13:31.300 Yeah, absolutely.
01:13:31.980 So that's disgusting.
01:13:32.720 All right.
01:13:32.960 Let's end the show on something truly uplifting.
01:13:35.260 This guy made a YouTube video.
01:13:38.640 And it was titled, Being Ugly, My Experience, five years ago.
01:13:43.680 And he's just not a great-looking guy.
01:13:45.860 He probably needs to go outside in the sun a little bit more.
01:13:48.020 And then a girl commented on it and said, I actually think you're kind of cute, and I mean it.
01:13:53.120 Yep.
01:13:53.360 And then they met in real life, and then he got married to her.
01:13:57.200 There you go.
01:13:57.900 And that's it.
01:13:58.900 And that's what it can be for everybody.
01:14:01.980 You just need one.
01:14:03.280 And everyone wants to talk about, especially these podcasts and these social media groups,
01:14:07.800 want to talk about, like, the dating environment and how bad it is out there and, like, what the dating landscape is.
01:14:14.140 Dating landscape doesn't matter if you just find one.
01:14:17.160 Yeah.
01:14:17.320 And then you can get yours and go, good luck, everyone, with the horrible dating landscape.
01:14:21.620 Don't care.
01:14:22.340 Goodbye.
01:14:22.940 You press the ejector seat button, and you're gone with your wife.
01:14:25.720 And it doesn't matter what the dating landscape is or how girls only like this or certain guys don't like that.
01:14:32.220 It doesn't matter.
01:14:32.960 You find one, and you get out.
01:14:34.640 Absolutely.
01:14:35.380 So that's it.
01:14:36.020 That's the end of the show, too.
01:14:37.760 We are done.
01:14:38.720 Another podcast in the books.
01:14:40.520 I thought it was a good show.
01:14:41.800 It was a good show.
01:14:42.660 You know, nothing crazy.
01:14:44.080 I thought Uplifting Gold still needs some work.
01:14:45.720 We kind of have this thing where it's never actually really uplifting.
01:14:49.640 And I've been trying to show more and better stuff.
01:14:52.920 But you keep never.
01:14:53.780 You keep never doing it.
01:14:54.720 You keep focusing on housekeeping and then cringe and then urban and then uplifting.
01:14:59.540 It's like a redheaded stepchild.
01:15:01.620 Yeah.
01:15:01.840 It's neglected when we're looking for other content.
01:15:04.120 But if anyone wants to help.
01:15:05.800 We need a henchman who only does Uplifting Gold for us.
01:15:08.680 Yeah, boss.
01:15:09.260 I got this new angle.
01:15:10.280 I got the new angle.
01:15:11.160 He sang the national anthem, and then everybody clapped.
01:15:13.700 Hey.
01:15:14.660 Hey, boss.
01:15:15.440 Check this out.
01:15:16.000 The baby took his first steps.
01:15:17.440 You'll never believe what happened.
01:15:19.100 We need an Uplifting Gold henchman.
01:15:21.780 That's a great point.
01:15:22.780 So sorry for phoning it in, but we're going to keep it through.
01:15:24.980 We didn't even phone it in.
01:15:26.120 It's just we get a little.
01:15:27.660 And last week's was good.
01:15:28.960 I was already told to stop phoning in Uplifting Gold, and I thought I made a change and was
01:15:33.060 doing all good.
01:15:34.400 But yeah, you know, good episode.
01:15:36.220 Nothing crazy.
01:15:37.080 Not my favorite.
01:15:37.820 Actually, one of my least favorite episodes, but no big deal.
01:15:40.000 So can't win them all.
01:15:42.760 All right.
01:15:43.220 See you later.
01:15:43.820 It's MarcusTalks.com for Bonusland.
01:15:45.340 We'll see you guys there in just a few minutes.
01:15:47.240 If not, we'll see you on Tuesday.
01:15:50.940 Oh, I love it.
01:15:52.620 And it was worth it.
01:15:54.280 I'll see you later, guys.
01:15:55.320 We'll see you later, guys.