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00:00:14.880 All right. Welcome back to Flack and Socks, a podcast episode 138.

00:00:19.720 Today on the show, the Iowa caucuses got exciting.

00:00:23.060 We'll tell you how Vivek ran his course while Ron DeSantis continues to botch it.

00:00:27.620 Then, Chris Cuomo is under fire for an inappropriate comment he made to a CNN host.

00:00:34.140 We'll go over that and see if it was really that bad.

00:00:37.020 Then, we tell you why you should never have a seizure in front of Gen Z.

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00:03:08.840 How are you feeling, Richard?

00:03:09.680 I'm feeling great.

00:03:10.440 Happy to be back in the chair?

00:03:11.700 I am happy.

00:03:12.680 Our last episode, I was not happy with.

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00:03:36.260 We have a lot to get to.

00:03:36.940 Well, that worked out because it was one of your least favorite episodes, right?

00:03:39.880 Yeah.

00:03:40.140 I'm glad no one saw that.

00:03:41.240 All right.

00:03:43.240 We have a lot to get to.

00:03:44.620 Iowa's first thing.

00:03:46.260 The caucus kind of went how we expected, but there are a few X factors.

00:03:50.400 I think Darren Beattie had the most correct take and the take that we share as well.

00:03:55.940 It said, I fully support President Trump and expect him to clean up decisively in Iowa.

00:04:00.420 I am also extremely impressed with Vivek and view his participation in this race as a massively positive thing for our politics.

00:04:08.020 Vivek will exceed expectations in Iowa.

00:04:10.120 DeSantis will embarrass himself further, and the regime will frantically consolidate around neocon Nikki Haley.

00:04:15.900 Exactly.

00:04:16.680 That's basically what happened.

00:04:18.040 Vivek performing really well just shows that the Republican base wants nothing to do with Nikki Haley because they have Trump.

00:04:25.900 Everyone likes Trump.

00:04:26.740 He's the number one guy, obviously.

00:04:28.060 And then who's next up?

00:04:29.000 It's like we already dismissed DeSantis, and they're kind of like Nikki Haley, right?

00:04:32.880 Yeah, Nikki Haley.

00:04:33.760 She's great.

00:04:34.660 And everyone's like, eh.

00:04:36.020 Bird brainer.

00:04:36.680 Who else is there?

00:04:37.940 It's like you're four people down the list.

00:04:39.760 Who else is there besides Nikki Haley?

00:04:42.160 So that's good.

00:04:43.220 She has a lot of Democrat supporters too, like Democrats who are crossing the aisle to support Nikki Haley.

00:04:48.500 So that should kind of speak loud enough.

00:04:50.980 That should let you know what's going on.

00:04:52.800 At a certain point, it is the uniparty.

00:04:54.720 It is the bad guys from the Democrats and the bad guys from the Republicans.

00:04:58.880 They can kind of support around.

00:05:00.600 It's a warmonger life.

00:05:01.760 Yeah.

00:05:02.140 You think Iran's going to be untouched if Nikki Haley gets her hands in there?

00:05:05.760 Oh, she's going to show how tough she is, how tough a woman leader can be by nuking.

00:05:11.360 So that's something to look forward to.

00:05:13.620 Hopefully not.

00:05:14.940 I like Vivek.

00:05:16.100 I like his energy.

00:05:17.380 There is a clip of him walking on some ice, and he kind of slipped.

00:05:21.460 Look what happens here.

00:05:23.000 And you know what?

00:05:25.660 I got to watch myself walk carefully here.

00:05:27.700 That was pretty good.

00:05:28.600 He recovered.

00:05:29.380 It's good to have reflexes and to be young enough to recover from a slip like that.

00:05:33.860 Absolutely.

00:05:34.720 But to be fair, Trump would never walk on ice in the first place.

00:05:38.420 Yeah, that's true.

00:05:39.320 He would have a team that says, hey, this is ice.

00:05:41.420 Don't walk on it.

00:05:42.140 And if he had to walk on ice, he'd have like spiked shoes or something.

00:05:45.540 Yeah.

00:05:46.080 So Trump wouldn't make that mistake.

00:05:48.240 But it's good recovery.

00:05:49.800 That's our political analysis.

00:05:51.100 Trump would never be caught on ice, guys.

00:05:53.060 Yeah.

00:05:53.380 But that's the analysis.

00:05:55.080 It's a good recovery by Vivek.

00:05:56.600 Just saying.

00:05:58.200 But yeah, he did a good job with this whole campaign.

00:06:01.300 His number one goal, or I believe the number one goal of Vivek in the beginning was just

00:06:05.900 to take points away from DeSantis and help Trump defeat DeSantis in a proxy way.

00:06:12.320 And I think he did that on all the debate stages.

00:06:14.960 Like he showed you what somebody could be answering if they weren't beholden to some weird donor

00:06:19.960 who specifically wanted it answered this way.

00:06:22.180 Exactly.

00:06:22.680 Without having to send Trump out there.

00:06:24.900 So Trump's not going to the debates.

00:06:26.100 Who's going to speak on the MAGA behalf?

00:06:28.440 It was kind of Vivek in the beginning.

00:06:30.860 Here's where he lost me.

00:06:32.260 Here's where he took it a little too far.

00:06:35.020 We have to check him a little bit.

00:06:36.280 Look at this conversation he had with a Trump supporter in Iowa.

00:06:39.360 I need your support on Monday night.

00:06:41.720 You do this and I'm going to do my part.

00:06:43.080 Okay.

00:06:43.700 You're picking at my shell.

00:06:45.340 You are.

00:06:46.040 Yeah.

00:06:46.520 But, you know, I've got to pick.

00:06:48.180 It's about this country.

00:06:50.420 It's about this country.

00:06:51.840 You want to save Trump, you vote for me.

00:06:53.980 I'm telling you that.

00:06:54.700 You vote for Trump.

00:06:56.740 You're sending him.

00:06:57.460 He's a sledgehammer.

00:06:58.300 No, but you're sending him to his own demise.

00:07:00.980 You're falling into the trap that not only a country is falling into it, he's falling.

00:07:03.640 You want to save Trump, you vote for me.

00:07:05.960 I need your support of the Iowa Congress.

00:07:07.860 That's a good argument.

00:07:09.200 That's a good argument.

00:07:10.220 It's not an argument.

00:07:10.980 It's the truth.

00:07:13.060 Do the right thing for you.

00:07:14.640 All right.

00:07:15.800 Save Trump, vote for me.

00:07:17.240 In like a quiet conversation, you didn't notice me.

00:07:19.340 Yeah, whispered tones to an elderly voter.

00:07:22.640 Want to save Trump, vote for me.

00:07:24.920 So, that's a little too sneaky for me.

00:07:27.080 Yeah.

00:07:27.660 That's where he loses me a little bit.

00:07:29.480 Didn't have to do that.

00:07:30.660 Shouldn't have done that.

00:07:31.620 There's also the whole freshness thing.

00:07:33.380 Like, oh, Vivek came from nowhere.

00:07:35.200 He was in pharma and now he's this, saying all the right things with a track record about this long.

00:07:40.600 It's like, okay, I'm not really up for that.

00:07:44.480 The saying the right things, it's like, it's good.

00:07:46.180 And I think Cernovich always says Vivek does his reading, which is 100% true.

00:07:50.660 He pays attention to the topics and he'll even talk about some topics that Trump doesn't necessarily talk about in the culture war.

00:07:56.960 But there's just a, I wasn't born yesterday, salesman nature to this.

00:08:01.680 Exactly.

00:08:02.440 So, that's the take on the Vivek, Nikki Haley situation, Trump situation.

00:08:07.660 We obviously love Trump.

00:08:08.780 We want it to be Trump.

00:08:09.600 It's going to be Trump.

00:08:11.020 We liked Vivek in the beginning and then he starts to get a little.

00:08:14.360 So, he's overstaying his welcome a little bit.

00:08:16.400 Yeah.

00:08:16.960 And you're talking quietly to the old ladies in the back.

00:08:19.440 Don't talk quietly to our old ladies.

00:08:23.040 Well, let's move on a little bit.

00:08:25.420 Still in the same Iowa category, DeSantis.

00:08:29.940 You leave it to him to completely botch it.

00:08:32.240 There was a heckler that was interrupting him at one of his events and look how he handled it.

00:08:37.340 And that's something that would be nice to have in Washington for a change instead of fail your theater all the time.

00:08:44.080 Second thing is, second thing, excuse me, hold on.

00:08:47.500 Excuse me, I'm doing this.

00:08:48.940 Second thing is, I know, but you're interrupting and you're being rude.

00:08:52.060 Everyone else is listening and you're butting in.

00:08:55.040 I don't care.

00:08:55.720 I know you have an agenda.

00:08:57.380 I know you have an agenda.

00:08:59.280 Stop.

00:08:59.840 How much money have you gotten from the executive?

00:09:01.700 Here we go.

00:09:02.540 The second thing is, the second thing we're going to do, yeah, second thing we're going to do is, this guy is like, he doesn't want, he wants you to pay more for gas, more for energy.

00:09:16.600 He wants rolling blackouts in this country.

00:09:18.900 We're not going to let people like that win.

00:09:20.960 We're going to make sure we're energy independent in this country.

00:09:23.500 This guy wants rolling blackouts.

00:09:26.340 This heckler wants more taxes.

00:09:28.280 Probably like a Trump supporter.

00:09:29.420 Yeah.

00:09:29.580 This guy wants more taxes.

00:09:30.980 He wants to have rolling blackouts.

00:09:32.820 You know what they say about two people arguing from a distance?

00:09:35.960 No.

00:09:37.000 It's called makes you look dumb.

00:09:38.360 Yeah.

00:09:40.420 And also, keep in mind, Trump, when he has hecklers, what does he do?

00:09:44.600 He just steps back from the mic.

00:09:46.520 And he goes, get him out.

00:09:47.520 And then all the crowd boos the guy so you can't even hear what the guy's saying and then security gets him out.

00:09:52.340 Yeah.

00:09:52.680 That's how you handle hecklers.

00:09:53.720 You don't debate them in your own event where you have the microphone.

00:09:57.900 You don't walk on ice, and you don't debate them at your own event.

00:10:01.480 Yeah.

00:10:01.820 Everyone knows that.

00:10:03.020 There was another incident with DeSantis this week where someone said, you get the participation trophy.

00:10:08.820 Let that rip.

00:10:09.880 That's going to stop us.

00:10:11.340 Real quick, before we get started, thank you, everyone.

00:10:13.700 Governor DeSantis, I want to present to you this participation trophy.

00:10:19.080 Casey laughed.

00:10:19.940 We're not going to win the election, right?

00:10:21.220 But we're proud of you for trying to do participation trophy.

00:10:24.140 Sorry, buddy.

00:10:25.820 He's special.

00:10:26.840 He's unique.

00:10:27.740 And he's our little snowflake.

00:10:30.560 He just absolutely cooked him.

00:10:32.580 That guy took control of the room.

00:10:34.320 That was great.

00:10:35.120 He goes, really quick, before we start.

00:10:37.420 And everyone just yields to him, like, all right, what do we got?

00:10:40.480 And then DeSantis' girlfriend steps up like she's going to defend him or something.

00:10:46.720 She might need to get physical.

00:10:48.300 And then he realizes, like, well, that's not good.

00:10:50.460 I need to step up and, like, get in between her and him because it will look like I'm someone who's being protected by his wife.

00:10:55.920 So that's the problem.

00:10:56.700 My number one problem with DeSantis is instead of just doing what you want and being a Chad and just, like, having, you know, imposing your will in the world, he's always, like, thinking.

00:11:07.340 It's like, oh, I can say this so I look like a guy who does that.

00:11:10.220 Or I'll stand like this.

00:11:11.520 That way I appear this way instead of that way.

00:11:14.020 Or maybe I can – I'll say this so I sound like that.

00:11:17.080 It's not very instinctual.

00:11:18.400 It's kind of, like, calculated for an end result.

00:11:20.860 Exactly.

00:11:21.340 It's all calculated.

00:11:22.340 It's all PR.

00:11:23.300 It's all think tank Ron.

00:11:24.980 He should have said good bit.

00:11:26.340 Good bit.

00:11:27.000 Get out of here, man.

00:11:27.720 Yeah, good bit, buddy.

00:11:28.500 All right, guys, this guy, get him out.

00:11:30.760 Get him out.

00:11:31.720 And he could have, like, laughed it off.

00:11:33.260 But then it's like, well, how am I going to look if my own event gets taken over by a thing?

00:11:36.800 Oh, he called me a snowflake.

00:11:37.880 I need to defend myself.

00:11:38.800 And it's like he always has, like, this overanalyzing, like, oh, don't make a weird face.

00:11:44.020 Make sure you look normal.

00:11:45.080 And then he's kind of like – he's always, like, stuck in his own head based on how it's going to appear to the cameras and to the media instead of just being like, get this guy out.

00:11:56.380 So constantly analyzing, that's the problem.

00:11:59.520 Someone who's not constantly analyzing, which you all can agree, Joe Biden.

00:12:03.520 Yo, zero analysis.

00:12:05.160 There's both ends of the spectrum there.

00:12:06.680 Yeah, so Joe Biden has a new clip where he's sniffing a kid.

00:12:10.520 And keep in mind, Joe Biden probably has three rules.

00:12:14.260 Yeah.

00:12:14.500 Number one, stay on your feet.

00:12:16.320 Stay up.

00:12:16.940 Yep.

00:12:17.040 Number two, no sniffing kids.

00:12:19.000 And there's probably a third rule.

00:12:20.540 And I would say no sniffing kids is actually number one.

00:12:23.820 And then number two is stay on your feet.

00:12:25.280 And then the third rule, that's up to you guys.

00:12:27.120 Whatever their actual rules are.

00:12:28.640 Yeah.

00:12:28.860 But for someone –

00:12:29.660 No N-word.

00:12:30.260 No accidental N-word.

00:12:31.420 And for someone who has these rules, he's on the ground a lot.

00:12:35.340 Yeah.

00:12:35.780 And he's also sniffing all the kids he can.

00:12:39.040 So –

00:12:39.140 Very awesome.

00:12:40.180 I do.

00:12:40.920 I'm sorry.

00:12:41.760 How are you doing?

00:12:43.280 Was it a option to have heard of him not to tell you earlier?

00:12:46.880 So, body language experts, anybody care to weigh in?

00:12:50.060 Yeah.

00:12:50.380 So, that's not the best showing from Joe Biden.

00:12:54.740 Yeah.

00:12:55.080 Well, what can you do?

00:12:56.160 It's all made up anyway.

00:12:56.960 What can you do?

00:12:57.540 Follow the three rules.

00:12:58.600 And he doesn't.

00:12:59.240 Yeah.

00:12:59.540 And then also, they're doing the Iowa caucuses last night.

00:13:03.400 Democrats don't need to do it because they have their guy.

00:13:06.100 We got Joe.

00:13:07.100 Here he is.

00:13:08.920 With Iowa, everyone's talking about how climate change is making it cold there.

00:13:13.680 Yeah.

00:13:14.100 Because global warming makes it cold.

00:13:15.820 Yeah.

00:13:16.000 And there was an analysis, something like Muppet on the left, some doctor, Dr. Steve.

00:13:23.020 Dr. Steve Campbell, historian Steve, says,

00:13:25.140 Your periodic reminder that less ice at the Arctic is consistent with a weaker jet stream that allows cold air to drift down into the Great Plains.

00:13:33.060 The frigid temps you're experiencing happen because of a warming planet, not in spite of it.

00:13:37.900 So, he's telling you why it is global warming.

00:13:39.920 And then Mimetic Sisyphus said, It's funny because that exact figure is from an NOAA article that says there's no clear connection.

00:13:47.640 And it says, But while the hypothesis is plausible, Butler says, I don't think there is any convincing evidence of a long-term trend in the polar vortex.

00:13:55.280 So, this guy's like, Look at the evidence.

00:13:57.480 And it's like, I just read it.

00:13:59.400 There's no clear connection.

00:14:00.840 And the pamphlet says no clear connection.

00:14:02.380 And it's interesting, too, with global warming because we're always told by, like, very stupid people that, like, global warming is so bad and it's all human-caused and we have 10 years to live and the climate is constantly changing.

00:14:16.300 And it's like the people that tell us that have, like, purple hair, TikTok brain and think children can pick their genders.

00:14:22.620 Yeah.

00:14:22.820 So, it's like, you guys are the science expert.

00:14:26.340 We need to change everything, upend society entirely, rebuild all the cars and get rid of gas stoves because this retarded person says that the climate changed because of me.

00:14:36.080 And then it's like, if you look at us, we're like, Guys, please just don't release violent criminals right back out onto the street.

00:14:42.420 That can have a tangible, immediate effect on the quality of your life.

00:14:45.780 And then these guys are like, We need to change the sun right over the next 40 years.

00:14:50.440 Tons of taxes.

00:14:51.480 And it's like, We're going to be dead in 10 years.

00:14:54.140 It's like, you're going to be dead right now if you live in Baltimore.

00:14:56.420 Yeah.

00:14:57.320 If you're, like, anti-racist in Baltimore and you don't, like, pay attention to your surroundings, you might get bludgeoned.

00:15:03.760 Way worse.

00:15:05.080 Yeah.

00:15:05.480 Here's how I like my weather discussed.

00:15:07.520 All forms of city weather are going to be possible for us.

00:15:09.660 Now, meantime, at the end of the weekend, folks, these areas that are getting thunderstorms like Texas and Louisiana, they're going to be getting some wintry weather.

00:15:17.060 Check it out.

00:15:17.640 Sunday, especially late Sunday into Sunday night, we're going to be seeing some.

00:15:21.480 It's a pretty rough weather move through places like Dallas.

00:15:23.700 Look at that three-day forecast for Big D.

00:15:26.140 All right.

00:15:26.900 That's good.

00:15:27.560 We get it.

00:15:28.020 He didn't get one word right.

00:15:29.580 That's a good bit.

00:15:30.440 I do that a lot to you.

00:15:31.520 I know.

00:15:32.040 It's a fun one.

00:15:33.240 It's good to see that bit in the wild.

00:15:34.580 Yeah.

00:15:35.160 All right.

00:15:35.400 Let's move on.

00:15:36.000 All right.

00:15:36.700 Chris Cuomo under some fire after an inappropriate comment he made to a host at CNN.

00:15:42.640 Watch this.

00:15:43.620 I began on New Year's Day when I posted a picture of myself looking forward to the new year in a gold sequined bikini on Instagram.

00:15:49.840 Cuomo screenshot the image and said, Happy New Year, Tinsel Crotch.

00:15:55.540 Stunned, I read and reread the message a dozen times, trying to understand.

00:16:00.740 If I somehow brought this on myself, since whatever you post on social is fair game, right?

00:16:06.760 I teared up, like now.

00:16:09.720 Then the tears flowed.

00:16:11.460 I felt like the safest place I had on a show on CNN had been compromised.

00:16:20.120 Lighten up.

00:16:20.960 You posted yourself basically naked with a sequined bikini on an upward shot.

00:16:28.400 Like the Hitler angle, the dictator angle.

00:16:31.180 And your crotch is like the focus of it.

00:16:34.660 Like it's an upward shot.

00:16:35.920 And like that's what everyone looks at.

00:16:37.760 And then this is your example.

00:16:39.440 It's not like he saw you changing in the bathroom.

00:16:41.540 He's like, yeah, take it off.

00:16:42.920 I used to read underwear today.

00:16:44.160 It's like you posted this on Instagram and did I ask for this?

00:16:49.820 Did I ask for this?

00:16:50.980 You know, did I ask for it or whatever?

00:16:52.520 Yeah.

00:16:52.640 Yeah, you did.

00:16:53.520 You kind of did.

00:16:54.320 And you posted a crazy and New Year's crazy.

00:16:58.200 And the way I see this is Chris Cuomo is doing like a little light bullying.

00:17:02.420 Like he's teasing you.

00:17:03.320 Your friend gets too like narcissistic and in their own head.

00:17:06.120 And it's like you're posting this, this upward bikini shot, Tinsel Crotch shit.

00:17:09.680 Yeah.

00:17:10.360 It's like a little polite policing.

00:17:12.160 And she's crying about it multiple times.

00:17:14.600 Yeah.

00:17:14.900 Lighten up, toots.

00:17:15.860 Yeah, exactly.

00:17:17.720 This is why I like being on the good side.

00:17:20.420 Trump had a similar thing with Sarah Sanders.

00:17:23.040 Sarah Huckabee Sanders says Trump told her to, quote, take one for the team after Kim Jong-un winked at her.

00:17:29.080 And do you think Trump meant, hey, Sarah, go fuck Kim Jong-un?

00:17:32.820 It was just a joke.

00:17:33.560 It's a joke.

00:17:34.300 Lighten up, everybody, right?

00:17:35.400 And she laughs, and that's a bit, and it's like a high intense situation that Trump made a joke.

00:17:41.700 That's great.

00:17:42.640 You don't have to go, oh, no, Trump wants to prostitute me.

00:17:45.920 I'm the speaker of the whatever.

00:17:48.280 You don't have to go cry on a podcast about it.

00:17:50.440 Yeah, I'm being treated like a prostitute.

00:17:52.540 I lost my womanhood, some stupid shit like that.

00:17:55.200 This is why our side's way better.

00:17:56.800 All right, moving on.

00:17:58.120 Make sure you guys tickle the algorithm.

00:17:59.740 Help us juice it.

00:18:00.640 We got smoked, like we said, last episode because of the 18 and over thing that's on our video.

00:18:06.920 Age restriction, and we don't even know what it was, you know?

00:18:10.100 I beg them.

00:18:10.900 I say, please tell me what it was, and they don't even tell me.

00:18:12.960 I never spoke to a human at YouTube before, even though we have like a million subscribers.

00:18:17.420 Yeah, so make sure you help us juice the algo.

00:18:19.340 Send us up to the P.O. box.

00:18:20.920 Chill.

00:18:21.480 Unless it's really good.

00:18:22.280 If it's really good, leave a comment, like the video notification, stuff like that.

00:18:26.400 All right.

00:18:26.720 And then also, while we got everyone in a casual way, I started smoking cigars.

00:18:31.300 Oh.

00:18:32.100 Yeah.

00:18:32.480 So I like smoking cigars.

00:18:34.900 Leave us a comment on like recommendations.

00:18:37.680 I like stubby ones that are like this with like a pointy bottom, like a shotgun shell,

00:18:42.080 and you just leave it in the side of your mouth, and you smoke it in that weird glass room

00:18:46.000 off to the side of the kitchen.

00:18:47.560 Yeah.

00:18:48.220 And you look in the window and watch the football game.

00:18:51.120 So I've been doing that.

00:18:51.920 I kind of like it.

00:18:52.780 It's a fun little hobby.

00:18:53.760 Cigars are relaxing.

00:18:54.680 I enjoy a nice cigar as well.

00:18:56.360 And who got you into it?

00:18:57.760 You did.

00:18:58.500 And I like vanilla tasty.

00:19:00.580 I don't.

00:19:01.240 Yeah.

00:19:01.380 I like vanilla tasty.

00:19:02.520 You like too much flavored shit.

00:19:03.900 Yeah.

00:19:04.220 You got to get to some of the classics.

00:19:05.640 I like the vanilla, and I like the ones where you can just hit it and a lot of smoke comes

00:19:09.140 out.

00:19:09.380 I don't want to feel like I'm, you know, in the passenger seat at the dog park trying

00:19:12.780 to suck so hard.

00:19:15.980 All right.

00:19:16.480 Let's move on.

00:19:17.580 It feels like when there's a war coming, and I think this might be the proof.

00:19:21.140 Active duty U.S.

00:19:22.820 Air Force officer crowned 2024 Miss America, blonde hair, blue eyes, white girl in the

00:19:29.280 Air Force, Miss America, World War III coming soon.

00:19:32.640 What do you think?

00:19:33.260 They're going to kill her, and then we have to rally around it?

00:19:35.620 No, no.

00:19:36.420 They're just kind of pretending like, oh, yeah, like our white military.

00:19:40.440 This is great.

00:19:41.260 Yeah.

00:19:41.440 I hope we don't need to use it.

00:19:42.380 Oh, we do need to use it?

00:19:43.820 Like they're just trying to like, oh, we love the military.

00:19:46.560 We love all the white guys in the military who are capable.

00:19:49.820 Yeah.

00:19:50.000 And we didn't cover it last week, but horrific white recruiting numbers for the U.S.

00:19:54.580 military recently dropped like almost 40% or something like that.

00:19:57.960 So the jig is up.

00:19:59.340 Turns out treating an entire segment of the population like a huge criminal piece of shit

00:20:03.740 with guilt and past crimes doesn't really work out to recruit the military.

00:20:09.600 So enjoy your transgenders and your women who can't do pull-ups.

00:20:13.040 Yeah, exactly.

00:20:13.760 But if there is a blood quota, they might send the illegals over there to do the sacrifice

00:20:19.000 on behalf of the Americans.

00:20:20.420 Oh, okay.

00:20:21.260 If there's a globalist Illuminati blood quota.

00:20:24.860 Nice.

00:20:25.400 All right.

00:20:25.620 I'm not going to ask any questions about that.

00:20:27.340 Let's just move on.

00:20:28.120 We got to keep the pace of the show.

00:20:30.260 Let's go to the guy who controls gravity.

00:20:34.080 Yeah, this guy's good.

00:20:35.460 I thought this was going to be an uplifting gold, but.

00:20:37.180 Yeah, you'd think it would be uplifting, but I had a very wise person tell my friend who

00:20:43.880 told me, always load the front of the show with the gold.

00:20:47.220 All right.

00:20:47.680 So if you got good stuff, load the front.

00:20:49.600 All right.

00:21:01.440 That's enough.

00:21:02.200 This guy's just upside down.

00:21:03.760 Yeah.

00:21:03.940 His whole bit is he built a whole set in room and then he just does shit upside down while

00:21:08.360 the blood rushes to his head long enough for him to get the shot.

00:21:11.340 Yeah.

00:21:11.640 This is stupid.

00:21:12.620 Yeah.

00:21:13.260 Why would you play that?

00:21:15.940 All right.

00:21:16.460 Moving on.

00:21:17.040 Air traffic control.

00:21:18.380 Oh, this is a woman at the air traffic control area talking to a pilot coming in and look

00:21:24.700 what they say.

00:21:25.560 Short approach.

00:21:26.420 If you're going to do a power off one 80, that's my point.

00:21:29.500 Well, okay.

00:21:30.280 I will remember that from now on.

00:21:31.820 No problem.

00:21:32.560 Yeah.

00:21:32.760 When you ask for a short approach, I expect you to turn your base to beat the numbers.

00:21:38.820 All right.

00:21:39.280 This will be a full stop for six, five, Charlie.

00:21:41.600 And maybe we need to talk about that some more because you're the first controller in 15

00:21:45.560 years that's ever said that.

00:21:46.620 Well, you know, if you ask for a short approach, a short approach is when you turn your base

00:21:53.800 abeam or before the numbers.

00:21:55.500 If I know you're a student asking for a short approach, I know you're out there practicing

00:21:59.920 and you probably will extend.

00:22:02.240 But if you're doing something other than a short approach, don't ask for a short approach.

00:22:06.520 Well, I will definitely look up the definition of short approach because I've never seen

00:22:11.300 where it says you turn base abeam the numbers because I don't see how you could possibly

00:22:14.960 do that.

00:22:15.660 Well, I Googled it, actually.

00:22:17.880 I Googled short approach and it said to turn your base abeam or before the numbers and you

00:22:22.840 will land.

00:22:23.680 She Googled it.

00:22:24.260 Yeah.

00:22:25.200 She Googled it and you're arguing with air traffic control before you land.

00:22:28.800 He's like trying to land right now.

00:22:31.100 Makes you wonder, is a woman ref going to ruin the Super Bowl?

00:22:34.720 Ooh.

00:22:35.280 That's what I extrapolate from that.

00:22:36.780 I get some info and the info is what it is.

00:22:39.860 It's literal.

00:22:40.660 It's just like a air traffic controller woman and a pilot guy.

00:22:44.120 Yeah.

00:22:44.500 But then you grab the top right corner and you drag and you extrapolate.

00:22:48.460 A woman ref could ruin the Super Bowl.

00:22:50.040 Yeah.

00:22:50.520 Well, I was thinking maybe 400 people could die in an air-to-air collision, but yeah,

00:22:55.120 the Super Bowl, that's equally important, right?

00:22:56.760 Yeah, yeah.

00:22:57.420 Okay.

00:22:58.280 If I get killed by a shitty airline DEI thing, that's going to suck so bad.

00:23:04.380 They just get me.

00:23:05.620 Oh, yeah.

00:23:05.960 They just undercut me and got me and I'm exploded and I'm falling to earth, dead, and

00:23:10.480 I'll know it was a DEI hire.

00:23:12.420 It'll be the last thing you think of.

00:23:14.020 Mm-hmm.

00:23:14.820 I know.

00:23:15.120 After I'm sucked out in the oxygen and I'm like, oh, no.

00:23:18.920 Well, I hope it doesn't do that because it'll ruin the show.

00:23:22.180 Yeah.

00:23:22.420 And hopefully the Super Bowl also goes smoothly.

00:23:25.940 I would be really sad if you died.

00:23:27.600 Yeah.

00:23:27.960 Thanks, man.

00:23:28.680 Of course.

00:23:29.340 Good luck.

00:23:30.200 All right.

00:23:30.980 All seriousness.

00:23:32.340 Obviously, plane safety has been sacrificed lately.

00:23:35.220 We've been seeing all this DEI stuff, this inclusion stuff, and they have a new one.

00:23:39.340 FAA's diversity push includes focus on hiring people with severe intellectual and psychiatric

00:23:45.560 disabilities.

00:23:47.340 Couldn't just go with mild to moderate intellectual disabilities?

00:23:51.540 Had to go immediately to severe.

00:23:53.780 You need absolute liabilities everywhere in the FAA.

00:23:57.260 It was completely off the wall and can't hold down a job.

00:24:01.760 We got plane safety for you.

00:24:03.620 Hey, severe disabilities are the most underrepresented segment of the federal workforce.

00:24:07.980 It's like you get to the thing.

00:24:09.460 And nobody goes, oh, yeah, that's pretty good.

00:24:11.740 Severe intellectual disabilities.

00:24:15.320 I think we should stay away from that, but it's amazing.

00:24:19.380 But there is a silver lining.

00:24:22.880 Airplane crashes are now safer than ever, according to the New York Post.

00:24:27.320 And the picture they use is a pile of burnt rubble.

00:24:30.200 Where everyone is 100% dead.

00:24:32.540 I don't even know what's going on.

00:24:34.140 Oh, man.

00:24:34.800 All right.

00:24:35.300 We have another DEI thing.

00:24:37.180 Delta is now telling their employees to not capitalize the W in white, but to make sure

00:24:43.440 they capitalize the B in black.

00:24:45.860 Yeah.

00:24:46.160 And race and ethnicity.

00:24:47.860 Here's the leaked PowerPoint page.

00:24:50.220 Basically, it says capitalize black and brown in Delta communications.

00:24:53.240 Unlike black or brown, white should be in lowercase.

00:24:55.860 OK, so never fly Delta again.

00:24:58.920 Yeah.

00:24:59.260 Delta, United's gone.

00:25:00.760 Come on, Southwest.

00:25:01.840 Just send us a signal and say we're hiring 50,000 veterans and you will be the airline.

00:25:07.460 We'll keep this list updated.

00:25:09.100 Yeah.

00:25:09.560 The pilot, the airline list.

00:25:11.940 There's another DEI.

00:25:12.480 You're going to be flying Spirit at the end of this.

00:25:14.920 You know, the most hated airline just because they haven't hired severely mentally disabled

00:25:20.060 white people.

00:25:22.340 Yeah.

00:25:22.980 Let's move on.

00:25:24.220 We're still in the DEI section.

00:25:25.580 King Arthur Baking Company.

00:25:26.920 You know, that company that makes the flour.

00:25:28.380 Mm-hmm.

00:25:29.760 They're having a baking contest, but it's only for brown and black people.

00:25:34.280 Yeah.

00:25:34.500 Which you have to capitalize.

00:25:35.620 According to Delta, baking company hosts competition barring white participants.

00:25:39.240 The winner of the competition will be entitled to a $10,000 cash prize, but only those designated

00:25:44.200 as people of color are allowed to compete.

00:25:46.840 And I think they ended up folding, right?

00:25:49.880 Yeah.

00:25:50.420 Something.

00:25:50.640 They folded, and they canceled the competition now because they realized, oh, shit, if we

00:25:55.020 just discriminate openly against the majority of the country.

00:25:59.560 And the majority of bakers, too.

00:26:01.520 Yeah.

00:26:02.040 Then we might be opening ourselves up to a lawsuit.

00:26:04.700 And so I think they canceled it all.

00:26:06.060 It's like, King Arthur Flower, I think you might have gotten bit by the zombie virus.

00:26:09.360 Are you okay?

00:26:10.000 It's like, no, white people.

00:26:12.080 I'm fine.

00:26:13.020 Black baker's voices.

00:26:14.820 Diversity and equity.

00:26:15.920 It's like, I think we got bit, buddy.

00:26:17.760 Yeah.

00:26:18.260 Kill me.

00:26:19.060 Just kill me.

00:26:20.120 All right.

00:26:21.220 Really quick.

00:26:22.800 This is kind of just a side note.

00:26:24.700 Unrelated to DEI.

00:26:25.800 This is just a show note.

00:26:26.900 Right.

00:26:27.440 138 episodes.

00:26:28.700 That's a lot.

00:26:30.720 Never sneezed once.

00:26:32.440 Either of us.

00:26:33.420 Wow.

00:26:34.340 That's true.

00:26:35.760 Can't deny that.

00:26:36.900 Okay.

00:26:37.400 All right.

00:26:37.840 I just want to let everyone know.

00:26:39.180 All right.

00:26:39.820 We're on our last page of housekeeping.

00:26:41.660 Well, there's two pages left, but we're moving fast.

00:26:44.440 Happy 20th anniversary to NO Explode.

00:26:47.380 If you guys know, you know, not everyone's going to know this, but this is what we took

00:26:51.040 in high school.

00:26:51.700 Yeah.

00:26:51.860 That was a golden era of pre-workout supplements.

00:26:54.840 Yeah.

00:26:55.120 And it was really good.

00:26:56.180 And then it became illegal.

00:26:57.540 And then Jack 3D became the new NO Explode.

00:27:01.260 Got that in college.

00:27:02.700 That was great.

00:27:03.480 Felt like you're doing.

00:27:04.460 That still exists though, right?

00:27:05.720 It's all gone.

00:27:06.740 Jacked is gone too?

00:27:07.640 Jacked is gone too.

00:27:08.720 What's even left?

00:27:09.840 Nothing.

00:27:10.500 So it's all illegal before everything got woke.

00:27:13.420 Because of the woke.

00:27:14.520 Because of LGBT.

00:27:15.800 Mm-hmm.

00:27:16.160 They stole it.

00:27:17.280 So 20 year anniversary to when America had it right.

00:27:21.000 That was America in its prime.

00:27:22.700 All right, guys, this next message, this next clip is very important and it reminds everyone

00:27:27.200 to keep your network and community very close because a lot of people in the cities are retarded

00:27:33.300 and it's getting worse.

00:27:34.600 Listen to this story about this person who had a seizure in a restaurant and what happened.

00:27:39.680 So this girl tweets and it starts off with,

00:27:42.040 Seen a girl, seen a girl, having a seizure in the gym and you want to know the first thing

00:27:46.520 this other girl tells me while I get closer to help?

00:27:49.500 Give her space.

00:27:50.280 Don't touch her.

00:27:51.160 She was lying in a pool of her own saliva with full body convulsions and you're telling me

00:27:55.460 to leave her alone?

00:27:56.700 This is why the West is a failed society.

00:27:58.840 A person can be dying in front of them and they'd be too scared to touch someone.

00:28:02.660 Rats.

00:28:03.560 I held her face up so she could breathe and not lay in spit.

00:28:06.700 I rubbed that girl's back till she stopped convulsing.

00:28:08.920 I wiped her face in the mat of her saliva after she came back to consciousness.

00:28:13.220 I rubbed her hand as I held it waiting for the paramedics so she didn't feel alone.

00:28:17.420 None of the workers knew what to do.

00:28:19.400 One wanted to give her an electric shock to the heart while she was still breathing perfectly

00:28:23.660 fine.

00:28:24.680 They didn't even say nice things to help her feel better.

00:28:27.380 Manager told me he was glad I was there because he had trouble showing up mentally for this.

00:28:32.240 Saying he couldn't do what I did, which was the bare minimum, by the way.

00:28:35.720 The world is dark.

00:28:36.500 The lack of socialization has made the youth weak in ways you can't imagine.

00:28:39.800 The cowardice stems from a lack of intuition and actual empathy.

00:28:43.040 I did think she could hate me helping her.

00:28:45.060 That did cross my mind, but I helped anyway.

00:28:47.240 To push myself into action, all I did was think, how would I feel if I were in her shoes?

00:28:51.000 Take care of your neighbors.

00:28:52.400 That's nice.

00:28:53.280 Yeah, it's scary.

00:28:54.300 Everyone else is like, should I zap her?

00:28:56.060 Don't touch her!

00:28:57.100 It's like a movie scene.

00:28:59.100 Eight people have different reactions and there's only one.

00:29:01.840 I mean, this girl didn't even do much.

00:29:03.280 She rubbed her head and took her head out of spit and shit.

00:29:05.180 And you're convulsing and it's almost got the zapper and it's like, no, don't do that.

00:29:09.840 Don't zap me.

00:29:11.420 Oh, man.

00:29:12.440 All right.

00:29:13.020 Let's move on to our illegal section.

00:29:15.880 We have not crazy updates.

00:29:18.220 Yeah.

00:29:18.340 Obviously, we know illegal immigration is worse than ever.

00:29:22.160 Yeah.

00:29:22.440 We're seeing it.

00:29:23.280 Cities are overrun.

00:29:24.280 Resources are drained.

00:29:25.300 Billions of dollars spent.

00:29:26.400 Schools closed.

00:29:27.400 The asylum loophole is how they're just getting into the country and getting a court date that's

00:29:31.220 three years from now.

00:29:32.220 Yep.

00:29:32.520 They're closing schools so illegals can live in the school.

00:29:35.880 Everyone obviously sees what's going on to the point where they can't just like lie to

00:29:39.580 us anymore.

00:29:40.200 Yeah.

00:29:40.680 But that's not what Corrine Jean-Pierre thinks.

00:29:42.780 She thinks she can still lie.

00:29:43.940 Listen to this.

00:29:44.480 Listen to her downplay it and say illegal immigration is down.

00:29:47.380 So we have seen results in the migration of migrants, right?

00:29:56.360 We've seen a decrease because of the actions that President of Mexico has taken.

00:30:01.820 And so, again, because of these diplomatic conversations, they have been effective.

00:30:05.820 We see them as being effective.

00:30:08.180 Oh, so illegal immigration is down.

00:30:10.140 Yeah.

00:30:10.980 And it's because and not because there's a wall or because people are stopping.

00:30:15.600 It's Joe Biden.

00:30:16.920 Talk to the president of Mexico.

00:30:18.500 And then they change the definition of like illegal immigration to migrants or asylum

00:30:22.060 seekers.

00:30:22.420 And then illegal immigration goes down and then asylum seekers goes like this and they

00:30:27.320 go illegal immigration is down.

00:30:28.820 And they point to the graph.

00:30:30.220 There was actually a graph that was on Twitter about the use of the term illegal aliens versus

00:30:35.480 migrants over the years.

00:30:36.860 Yeah.

00:30:37.400 And you could see it just completely takes off.

00:30:39.800 Migrants with a straight line up.

00:30:41.180 So that's the PSYOP.

00:30:42.380 I just call them illegals.

00:30:44.040 Yeah.

00:30:45.160 And then, you know, Karine Jean-Pierre, she says this like they think you're stupid.

00:30:50.940 You know, that kind of phrase.

00:30:52.360 It's like they think you're retarded.

00:30:54.800 They think you have a severe mental disability.

00:30:57.480 How to be working at the airport.

00:30:59.240 Like that's how that's how bad it is to say like, oh, we're we're being productive.

00:31:02.620 And then, oh, Joe Biden.

00:31:04.300 Yeah.

00:31:04.700 You know, the guy who started this whole thing because with Trump, it was, you know, significantly

00:31:09.420 lower, obviously, the border encounters, it's like, oh, yeah, Joe Biden, he's improving

00:31:14.760 this.

00:31:15.140 It's like your boyfriend.

00:31:16.660 You know how he used to hit you 10 times a week?

00:31:19.180 Well, now he only hits you four.

00:31:20.800 Yeah.

00:31:21.520 Aren't you happy?

00:31:22.540 It's good.

00:31:23.260 Yeah.

00:31:23.620 It's good.

00:31:24.300 It's fixed.

00:31:25.020 You love him.

00:31:26.860 Another point.

00:31:27.720 I was talking to my friend Spencer B about this.

00:31:30.160 Another point that he made, which is really, really smart.

00:31:33.340 We're talking about like how the quality of life in cities is going down.

00:31:37.320 Crime is going up.

00:31:38.400 No one gets arrested.

00:31:39.380 All these illegals are busting.

00:31:40.980 He was saying that that those actions in the cities, well, it'll keep the liberal idiots

00:31:45.960 there who have like an email job or want to live in like the hipster area of the cities.

00:31:49.760 But it's going to make all the conservatives and like conservative minded people who want

00:31:54.860 to get married and settle down.

00:31:56.220 It'll make them leave the cities and go somewhere more rural.

00:31:59.000 And that happened to him.

00:32:00.500 He lives in Phoenix and him and his girlfriend are going to move to Nebraska instead of staying

00:32:05.000 in Phoenix.

00:32:05.840 So it's like a Maricopa County vote has now two votes have left.

00:32:10.280 And then now they're going to Nebraska.

00:32:12.020 So it's like if you control the cities and ruin the cities, you can kind of still win

00:32:16.380 the electoral college and control the whole state a lot of times.

00:32:19.520 Pennsylvania's that way.

00:32:20.540 Arizona's that way.

00:32:21.920 So it could be a move, not only obviously to get illegals here for voting purposes, but

00:32:27.600 if you decrease the quality of life so much in cities, anyone who thinks like us and you

00:32:32.140 guys and our show watchers, those types are all going to be like, I'm out of here.

00:32:36.220 I don't feel safe in my own city.

00:32:37.780 They're not even going to protect me.

00:32:38.940 They're prioritizing illegals over me.

00:32:41.100 I'm going to move to middle of nowhere, Montana.

00:32:43.760 And then that's good in the short term.

00:32:45.680 But in the long term, now it's easier for them to win the elections.

00:32:49.540 Yeah.

00:32:49.820 Because all the like-minded people are out of there.

00:32:52.420 It's ugly.

00:32:53.480 There's another situation in Maine where the illegals are getting two years of free rent.

00:32:58.940 And now free rent for some migrants in Maine.

00:33:02.480 Taxpayers there are footing the bill for new apartments built specifically for these newly

00:33:07.840 arrived border crossers.

00:33:09.120 Not only a free roof over their heads, they have at least, wait for it, two years worth

00:33:14.920 of rent paid for.

00:33:16.200 So two years of free rent and you live in a townhouse that's brand new in Maine.

00:33:21.300 And you came here and we don't even know anything about you, but that's good enough to get a

00:33:26.500 free two-year townhouse.

00:33:27.820 You think there's not Americans who are struggling or who are having problems keeping their businesses

00:33:32.260 open or who are maybe like, oh, I'm not going to start a family because there's too much

00:33:36.180 economic uncertainty, you think if someone had free rent for two years, they would be

00:33:40.860 like, well, I could save all this money and start a family.

00:33:43.140 It's the easiest down payment saver ever.

00:33:45.120 And they give it to some random illegal guy.

00:33:47.280 And it's not even immigrants.

00:33:48.940 It's illegals who came here illegally.

00:33:51.500 Sick.

00:33:51.960 Makes me sick.

00:33:52.620 We're fucked, guys.

00:33:53.980 Our government is fully against us.

00:33:55.820 And Maine is like, you know, one of the whitest states there is.

00:33:58.860 Yeah.

00:33:59.160 And so it's like white people doing this to just whoever wants to cross the border and their

00:34:04.240 own demise.

00:34:04.900 They're going to pay for their own demise.

00:34:06.460 Yep.

00:34:07.240 Well, that's it.

00:34:07.840 That's the end of our illegal section.

00:34:11.160 Yeah.

00:34:11.400 Our last thing before we move on to cringe of the week.

00:34:14.340 I was thinking about the show's tagline.

00:34:16.900 Best new podcast of all time.

00:34:18.700 Yeah.

00:34:18.960 That's true.

00:34:20.140 138 episodes.

00:34:21.240 But 138 episodes is not very new anymore.

00:34:23.680 So now the show needs a new tagline, but you can't just do any tagline because then you

00:34:28.480 can, you'd have to change it.

00:34:29.880 And then if you have to change it, then you don't have a vision.

00:34:33.040 So I have a tagline that I was thinking about using.

00:34:35.680 It's not the most humble tagline, but the greatest show on earth.

00:34:41.640 Like a circus freak.

00:34:44.020 Yes.

00:34:44.600 And the circuses used to use that, but I don't even think they do circuses anymore.

00:34:49.100 Yeah.

00:34:49.300 So they're not using that phrase anymore.

00:34:51.160 That phrase is kind of like, you know, like a trademark.

00:34:53.260 It's like every few years is up for grabs.

00:34:55.220 Yeah.

00:34:55.300 The greatest show on earth.

00:34:56.480 And it's like, you get into a court of law and it's like, nobody would actually believe

00:35:00.320 that.

00:35:00.660 Like best pie in the world or something like a coffee shop.

00:35:03.740 Um, Bailey or whatever.

00:35:04.840 Like the circuses, they can't even have a circus anymore.

00:35:07.520 Yeah.

00:35:07.800 Because people get offended because of LGBT, uh, and woke, uh, and animal rights activists

00:35:13.540 and global warming.

00:35:14.560 Oh, you know, keep a lion locked up.

00:35:16.420 Can't do it.

00:35:17.060 So that phrase is basically fair use for grabs.

00:35:20.780 We might grab it.

00:35:21.800 Let us know what you think in the comments or if you have another idea, but episode 138

00:35:26.960 ranked the greatest show on earth.

00:35:30.640 That's kind of sick.

00:35:32.060 All right.

00:35:32.620 All right.

00:35:32.740 We'll have to decide before episode 200.

00:35:35.820 Give us some time.

00:35:36.560 I wasn't consulted before that.

00:35:38.140 Let it be known.

00:35:38.960 I was not consulted.

00:35:39.880 You were not.

00:35:40.340 All right.

00:35:40.640 Moving on.

00:35:41.440 We are getting into cringe of the week before we do, make sure you guys join FleckusTalks.com

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00:36:00.340 All right.

00:36:00.680 Cringe of the week.

00:36:04.260 All right.

00:36:06.700 Moving on to cringe of the week.

00:36:08.240 Really quick before we get there.

00:36:09.500 I just saw this photo of Trump in Iowa.

00:36:13.340 It looks like he's henchman maxing guys.

00:36:15.720 Trump is a confirmed show watcher.

00:36:18.180 Thank you, President Trump.

00:36:19.680 We'll take this as an endorsement.

00:36:22.620 All right.

00:36:23.340 First clip of cringe of the week.

00:36:25.540 We have a trans cringe section and a regular cringe section.

00:36:29.120 We're going to start on the trans stuff.

00:36:30.940 The trans banana split.

00:36:32.700 I am finally getting my banana split later this year.

00:36:36.940 I talked to my surgeon on the phone and this is how he's going to do it.

00:36:40.420 Step one is, of course, to split the banana.

00:36:43.180 Inside the banana, we find a small tube of red licorice.

00:36:49.240 You know this tube.

00:36:50.440 It's the one that transports caramel sauce and frosting.

00:36:53.340 We're actually going to shorten this tube and I will show you why later.

00:36:57.140 Next up, we're going to move our way back to the ice cream bag that is holding the two maraschino cherries.

00:37:05.180 And we're going to remove them.

00:37:06.960 I already had mine removed last year, but if I hadn't, they'd be removed now.

00:37:11.740 Next up, we're going to remove the innards from the banana so that it's basically just a hollow tube.

00:37:18.140 Now that we have our tube, we need to flip it inside.

00:37:22.080 Inside will be played by this butternut squash.

00:37:24.400 Wait, this is a dessert metaphor and you need to bring a butternut squash into this?

00:37:32.100 You can't even get away with a single metaphor.

00:37:35.160 You have to just switch it midway through.

00:37:37.400 There's the butternut squash.

00:37:39.040 Oh, and of course, the butternut squash.

00:37:41.060 It was okay.

00:37:42.700 It was actually decent.

00:37:43.740 I was understanding more than most.

00:37:46.260 Yeah, and that's part of the thing.

00:37:47.900 I think we've discussed this on the show before.

00:37:49.480 They have to do everything in metaphors or in allusions to something else because you can't say,

00:37:55.660 yeah, you cut your cock in half, then you flip it and invert it.

00:37:58.280 You hollow out your cock.

00:37:59.520 Your balls, they're gone.

00:38:00.920 Hollow out your cock.

00:38:01.800 Put it in your body.

00:38:03.000 Split it open.

00:38:03.900 That's where the butternut squash comes in.

00:38:06.140 The butternut squash, what is that?

00:38:08.580 Is that the, okay, let it cook a little bit more.

00:38:10.860 As you can see, the tube of licorice that we cut is right here.

00:38:14.440 You can see why we wanted it about this short.

00:38:17.240 In order to flip our banana tube inside of the butternut squash, we must first make room in the butternut squash.

00:38:24.920 So let's make some space.

00:38:26.720 Scrape it out.

00:38:27.620 There we go.

00:38:28.100 Finally, we can flip our banana tube inside of the butternut squash and let it heal.

00:38:33.500 Healing can take up to a year, but really, I'll be on my show.

00:38:36.100 Yeah, we get it.

00:38:36.660 You're fucking up your life.

00:38:37.960 And then he says at the end, it's very worth it.

00:38:40.160 Maybe.

00:38:40.800 You don't know.

00:38:41.920 Probably very worth it.

00:38:43.180 That's part of the thing with these experimental surgeries that we're seeing now.

00:38:49.020 There's a bunch of people who got it right before you.

00:38:51.700 The doctors, they're all firing from the hip experimenting.

00:38:55.440 There's a bunch of people who got it, and then half of them are like, oh, I regret it.

00:38:59.240 There's a poo smell.

00:39:00.480 It's disgusting.

00:39:01.400 I have to dilate every day.

00:39:02.940 It closes up on me.

00:39:03.980 It's ruined my life.

00:39:04.860 And then there's the other half who are like, oh, this is the best.

00:39:08.100 It was gender affirming.

00:39:09.340 I love it.

00:39:10.140 And I think half of them are actually lying.

00:39:13.000 Yeah.

00:39:13.580 And so it's like if you're the person doing it, you elect to have this surgery, and then

00:39:18.340 it's just gambling.

00:39:20.100 Yeah.

00:39:20.580 It's like so necessary.

00:39:21.760 It's very worth it, and they promote it.

00:39:24.580 Yeah.

00:39:24.760 But there's like a 90% chance it ruins your life.

00:39:29.180 It's a banana split and a butternut squash.

00:39:31.000 You know how that could be.

00:39:32.080 You might kill yourself.

00:39:33.180 You know how the butternut squash plays into the banana split.

00:39:36.960 You know how that happens.

00:39:37.880 And so this guy, Mr. Sir, is what I think we called him at the end.

00:39:42.260 He brought props.

00:39:43.620 He ordered a banana split at a restaurant, and then the wait staff is like watching him film

00:39:47.840 himself, and he pulls out a butternut squash.

00:39:49.780 They're like, what the fuck is this guy doing?

00:39:51.600 Can't bring external food here, sir.

00:39:53.940 He's trying to convince everybody, but he's honestly, obviously trying to convince himself.

00:39:57.780 Yeah.

00:39:58.400 It's sad.

00:39:59.020 It's very sad.

00:39:59.800 Well, this next person tries to give a gender explanation.

00:40:03.700 Of what they're up to, and it's kind of confusing.

00:40:06.240 I want to try to define my gender, but it's really hard in 60 seconds, so I'm going to

00:40:09.420 talk really fast.

00:40:10.120 I'm gender fluid, and here's how that works for me.

00:40:13.300 Most of the time, I'm one of two modes or mindsets.

00:40:17.060 Most of the time, I am this weird amalgamation of genders and vibes and essence and just being

00:40:24.260 that I literally cannot define.

00:40:26.300 I don't know.

00:40:26.900 You're just going to have to take my word for it.

00:40:28.180 It's like the universe.

00:40:29.060 It's like ever flowing.

00:40:30.360 There's like sparkles, and it's just like it changes over time, and it moves through

00:40:35.520 each other, and it's never one thing.

00:40:38.160 And then other majority of the time, I'm just a void.

00:40:41.720 There's nothing there.

00:40:42.600 There's just an absence, and I don't know how else to describe it.

00:40:46.740 So either everything or nothing.

00:40:48.580 Those are the two that I'm usually in.

00:40:50.840 But then every once in a while, and I don't know where it comes from, but I'll just be

00:40:54.540 thrust back into a binary.

00:40:56.660 I'll just be sitting there chilling, enjoying my life, and then all of a sudden, I'm a man?

00:41:01.440 Like, who asked?

00:41:02.880 Or a woman?

00:41:04.580 Since when?

00:41:05.180 She's describing being in a good mood.

00:41:08.160 Sometimes you don't have the energy, and you're in a bad mood.

00:41:11.700 Yeah, this girl with a boy's haircut really confused me there.

00:41:14.920 Yeah, what the hell is this girl with a boy's haircut talking about?

00:41:17.700 I'm not sure what this lady, young lady with a boy's haircut and stupid rat boy glasses

00:41:21.580 is up to.

00:41:22.360 Yeah.

00:41:22.880 The key sentence in all of her spiel is, you're just going to have to take my word for it.

00:41:29.420 No.

00:41:30.380 No.

00:41:31.400 I need an explanation.

00:41:33.140 I need to be convinced, you know?

00:41:35.400 I think the entire gender ideology is hinged on a good faith person, like being like,

00:41:41.600 okay, I will take your word for it.

00:41:43.380 Yeah.

00:41:43.780 I don't understand this stuff.

00:41:45.220 Nobody's ever convinced me or been like, oh, yeah, this is, you know, I think it was

00:41:50.480 like a Matt Walsh thing where he was arguing with some transgender person, and he was like,

00:41:55.660 how did you know what a woman is?

00:41:57.540 Or like, how do you know what a woman feels like?

00:41:59.700 And he's like, women told me.

00:42:01.820 Like, this trans guy is like, oh, getting sweaty, arguing with Matt Walsh.

00:42:05.720 And it's like, dude, you don't know what it is.

00:42:07.700 You don't know what the other side is.

00:42:09.540 It's, you're claiming to know the unknown.

00:42:12.060 And these people can't convince me of anything, but you're just going to have to take my word

00:42:16.180 for it.

00:42:16.700 Yeah.

00:42:17.140 And like, I'll take your word for it.

00:42:18.560 I'm a reliable source.

00:42:19.740 And you have blue hair and you're like, ambiguous gender person.

00:42:24.320 Antidepressants, weird pills.

00:42:25.780 Hey, you can trust me.

00:42:26.960 I work at the airport.

00:42:27.920 Yeah.

00:42:28.360 It's like, oh, okay.

00:42:29.620 They hired me last week after the severe mental disability crew came in.

00:42:33.560 Yeah.

00:42:34.240 They helped them hit their quota of completely mentally unstable people that need to work

00:42:38.380 there.

00:42:38.840 Yeah.

00:42:39.340 All right.

00:42:39.600 Well, that's good for that.

00:42:40.560 Let's move on to Johnny Hamcheck video.

00:42:42.840 So if you guys don't know Johnny Hamcheck, he's one of our favorite Instagram accounts to

00:42:46.120 follow.

00:42:46.860 He goes up to people and just has full conversations and they don't know what he's talking about.

00:42:50.900 So he'll go up to like a construction crew and be like, hey, I had those six and a half

00:42:53.960 inch cables.

00:42:55.080 What do you want me to do with them?

00:42:56.040 Balboni sent me.

00:42:57.460 Tommy Tuffnuckles and Balboni sent me.

00:42:59.620 And they're like, and then it's hilarious.

00:43:02.280 So he ran into this guy who is gay, I guess.

00:43:06.420 Can you help me out with a small favor real quick?

00:43:08.720 What's up, man?

00:43:09.260 Dude, my buddy just got fucking arrested and I'm trying to round up a few dollars to help

00:43:13.860 him get bailed out to my man.

00:43:14.860 I got no cash.

00:43:15.760 Unless you eat a mouth, I got nothing.

00:43:17.240 Buddy, you look like a man of means.

00:43:20.060 Can you at least help me out with like a couple bucks?

00:43:22.520 I'm going to be honest with you.

00:43:23.300 I ain't got nothing but offering you a blowjob.

00:43:24.900 That's it.

00:43:26.120 What?

00:43:26.960 I ain't got nothing to offer but a blowjob tonight.

00:43:29.220 Bro, I ain't getting down like that.

00:43:30.980 That's what I'm saying.

00:43:31.700 That's all I got to offer.

00:43:32.440 Not Saturday.

00:43:34.780 Dude.

00:43:35.100 What are you then?

00:43:36.580 Man, what the hell are you doing out here in the middle of the night asking strangers

00:43:39.980 that type of shit?

00:43:41.420 Yes, I am.

00:43:42.540 You're right.

00:43:43.080 It's like, it's the same thing.

00:43:44.940 It has a value, you know?

00:43:46.740 Exactly.

00:43:47.340 To be honest, I ain't got no cash to help you.

00:43:49.020 I'm sorry.

00:43:49.500 You might help me out with a small favor at least real quick.

00:43:52.220 What's up?

00:43:52.820 There's a pair of fucking Nikes hanging from that fucking sign over there.

00:43:56.700 Right there.

00:43:57.160 It says Town Street.

00:43:58.640 And they're like, I know that they're pretty new and I think they're 10 and a half and my

00:44:03.360 cousin Tommy Toughnuckers is getting out of prison next week.

00:44:07.080 No, seriously.

00:44:07.800 Unless you want to smoke or a blowjob, I can't help you out tonight.

00:44:10.860 I'm sorry.

00:44:11.060 Bro, you keep hitting on that motherfucking blowjob shit.

00:44:15.000 Oh, man.

00:44:16.140 That's what they're up to.

00:44:17.560 Bro.

00:44:18.040 They can't help it.

00:44:18.960 It's all about sucking or getting sucked or sucking somebody else.

00:44:22.940 A stranger.

00:44:24.300 Yeah.

00:44:24.920 And he's probably on his way to suck somebody already.

00:44:27.700 Yeah.

00:44:28.040 Or he just came from a suck sesh.

00:44:30.300 He can't get enough.

00:44:31.740 And that's what they're doing.

00:44:34.340 And...

00:44:34.700 This is what we mean when we say, like, update your mental model.

00:44:37.940 Yeah.

00:44:38.220 You know?

00:44:38.620 Like the, oh, the Biden White House twink who invited two guys up to that secure floor

00:44:43.100 in Spain.

00:44:44.000 This guy just immediately offers a blowjob and then keeps bringing it up.

00:44:47.680 We played that for a little too long.

00:44:49.720 Yeah.

00:44:50.460 But because I wanted to show the last time he brings it up.

00:44:53.800 Like, he really wants to do it.

00:44:54.760 That's how they fish.

00:44:55.760 They go, I mean, you need help?

00:44:58.040 I only got cigarettes and a mouth.

00:45:00.460 What would you even do with that mouth?

00:45:02.140 Yeah.

00:45:02.300 It's like...

00:45:03.160 That's how easy it is with these guys.

00:45:05.020 The more I learn, the more I update my mental model, and then how the dog got monkey pox

00:45:09.480 starts to make sense.

00:45:10.820 We now know really easily...

00:45:13.480 Caught you.

00:45:13.780 ...you can't stop sucking and fucking each other to a stranger.

00:45:17.560 We joke about...

00:45:19.000 Three words.

00:45:19.140 You're three words away from a blowjob from this guy in the street.

00:45:21.820 We joke about it.

00:45:22.960 Like, oh, they can't stop sucking and fucking each other.

00:45:25.120 And then, like, you get the proof and you get the more evidence.

00:45:29.480 And it's a very grim and dark picture.

00:45:31.480 And then we make the jokes, like the dog park jokes.

00:45:35.160 This is it right here.

00:45:36.320 All you need is a gay guy at the dog park, and that's true.

00:45:38.340 Yeah.

00:45:38.620 It immediately becomes true.

00:45:39.860 It's not a bit.

00:45:40.800 You can see the future.

00:45:41.980 All right.

00:45:42.280 Moving on.

00:45:43.160 Let's go to the girl who gets laid off.

00:45:45.200 This girl is getting laid off from her email girl job that's like 70K and does nothing.

00:45:50.720 Yeah.

00:45:51.440 And she's recording it.

00:45:53.560 And watch how it plays out.

00:45:55.400 Evaluations of 2023 performance.

00:45:56.920 This is where you have not met Cloudflare expectations for performance.

00:46:01.940 We've decided to partner with you.

00:46:04.100 Yeah.

00:46:04.480 I'm going to stop you right there.

00:46:06.120 Sure.

00:46:07.300 So I started August 25th.

00:46:10.020 I've been on a three-month ramp.

00:46:12.880 And then it was three weeks of December.

00:46:17.560 And then a week of Christmas.

00:46:19.920 And then here we are.

00:46:20.980 I have had the highest activity amongst my team since I've started.

00:46:29.000 I have had three contracts out, done a really great job managing my deals up until the very

00:46:34.540 end that decided not to close last minute.

00:46:37.780 So I don't think that that makes a lot of sense for me in my Cloudflare journey here so

00:46:44.700 far.

00:46:45.620 Also, every single one-on-one I've had with my manager, every conversation I've had with

00:46:50.560 him, he has been giving me nothing but I am doing a great job.

00:46:55.080 I have had great activity.

00:46:56.460 I have really great meetings.

00:46:58.260 I'm picking up the products very quickly.

00:47:01.120 And things have been going really, really well.

00:47:04.100 I make really great relationships with my clients.

00:47:06.120 Um, so I disagree that my performance hasn't been, um, I haven't met performance expectations,

00:47:15.760 um, when I certainly have just because I haven't closed anything officially.

00:47:22.680 Hmm.

00:47:23.760 So what was that?

00:47:25.340 So you're arguing your way out of it, lady.

00:47:27.540 This is an HR Zoom firing meeting.

00:47:29.940 Yeah.

00:47:30.280 We just really want your laptop back.

00:47:32.200 Yeah.

00:47:32.600 We're not actually looking for anything constructive here.

00:47:35.340 It's, it's more of a logistics thing.

00:47:37.000 And, uh, here's the next steps.

00:47:38.760 And she also said that she's closed zero deals.

00:47:41.160 So she made zero sales start at the end of August.

00:47:43.680 So September, October, November, December.

00:47:45.800 And then she goes, well, we had that week off for Christmas and that screwed things up,

00:47:50.360 but I was really active on the online portal and I was really good at the meetings.

00:47:57.040 She sent a lot of emails and she, and she talked to the clients really well, but then no

00:48:01.460 one closed the deal.

00:48:02.160 Nobody bought anything, but, but she did really good with her meetings.

00:48:04.760 She was nice.

00:48:05.680 She was nice.

00:48:06.540 Really good with her meetings.

00:48:08.020 And also she filmed you guys trying to fire me and I'm going to put it on social media.

00:48:13.940 So I'm actually a bad employee right now.

00:48:17.040 Yeah.

00:48:17.220 And also if you're looking to hire me, this is what I'm willing to do.

00:48:21.260 If I think things are going unfair, so I'll do no sales for you, but if you fire me, I'll

00:48:27.000 expose you to the whole social media.

00:48:28.540 You know what?

00:48:29.940 Imagine at the end of this, the HR people were like, you know, we're here for the explicit

00:48:33.740 reason just to fire you.

00:48:35.840 And you know what?

00:48:36.960 You've talked us out of it.

00:48:38.720 Nobody's ever talked their way out of an HR firing meeting.

00:48:41.820 The meeting like is scheduled for 15 minutes and it's with people you don't even like

00:48:45.660 know or meet their hitters just so they can come in and fire you and leave.

00:48:49.600 And there's no explanation.

00:48:50.580 And if you have to like, if you had asked a question, they can't even answer it.

00:48:54.120 Like it's on purpose where it's like, well, I hear what you're saying.

00:48:57.400 Unfortunately, all I can do is fire you.

00:48:59.680 Yeah.

00:49:00.040 I can't hire you.

00:49:01.180 I can't send a message back to your boss.

00:49:02.780 It's either you're fired or that's it.

00:49:04.720 Yeah.

00:49:05.140 So, and you made zero sales.

00:49:06.540 HR goes back to their boss.

00:49:07.920 Like it didn't take, she still works here.

00:49:10.520 She still works here.

00:49:11.860 All right.

00:49:12.280 Let's go on to the black female doctor and how hard it is for her.

00:49:16.020 Must be super oppressed, right?

00:49:17.900 I'm a black female doctor.

00:49:19.300 Of course I have to smile all the time or else I'll be seen as mean, rude and aggressive.

00:49:25.360 I'm a black female doctor.

00:49:26.700 Of course patients think that I'm their nurse, their tech, social worker, housekeeping, maintenance

00:49:32.140 and personal chef.

00:49:33.800 I'm a black female doctor.

00:49:34.920 Of course patients want to touch my hair while I'm listening to their heart and lungs.

00:49:39.500 I'm a black female doctor.

00:49:40.720 Of course I treat every patient equally, even after they requested not to see a black female

00:49:46.600 doctor.

00:49:47.500 All right.

00:49:48.160 I'm a black female doctor.

00:49:49.720 Of course I'm getting sued for medical malpractice.

00:49:51.980 I'm a black female doctor.

00:49:53.480 I displaced a handful of white kids who got way better grades than me when I applied to

00:49:58.400 medical school.

00:49:59.600 Yeah, exactly.

00:50:00.700 Racism is holding her back is like kind of her message.

00:50:03.380 Even though right now it's like easier than ever to get ahead as a minority.

00:50:08.420 They're begging you guys to become doctors.

00:50:11.280 They're trying to put you in airplanes that you don't even know how to fly.

00:50:13.580 Dude, they're doing everything to get you into these positions.

00:50:16.120 And you're also at the end game.

00:50:19.000 You're at the end game.

00:50:20.340 You went through med school.

00:50:21.640 You did all this stuff.

00:50:22.940 They didn't find a reason to kick you out.

00:50:25.220 And they, and you're at the top.

00:50:27.760 You're the doctor.

00:50:28.900 Yeah.

00:50:29.280 And you're going to complain.

00:50:30.220 I'm going to make the video about complaining who's who touched your hair.

00:50:34.200 Yeah.

00:50:34.560 And your hair is straight.

00:50:35.740 Isn't the whole point of touching your hair is like an Afro and you go, wow, I've never

00:50:38.360 seen that before.

00:50:39.040 You have straight hair.

00:50:40.180 What are you talking about?

00:50:41.240 And then exactly.

00:50:42.200 They're at the end game.

00:50:43.480 It's not like she's got great grades, could be a doctor.

00:50:45.920 And they're like, why don't you just be a nurse?

00:50:48.320 You know, like they're trying to downplay it.

00:50:50.080 It's the opposite.

00:50:51.540 They're in which you could almost make the argument that it's racist to put a DEI person in

00:50:57.020 a cockpit because it's actually going to threaten their life.

00:50:59.840 Of course.

00:51:00.460 It's like, you want me killed?

00:51:01.680 They die in the crash too.

00:51:03.240 They die in the plane crash too.

00:51:04.640 The pilot doesn't get a free pass.

00:51:06.300 The pilot doesn't eject.

00:51:07.260 They're trying to get her killed.

00:51:08.440 Yeah.

00:51:08.880 Yeah.

00:51:09.580 I'm a black billionaire.

00:51:11.240 Of course, everyone thinks I'm the butler.

00:51:13.400 I'm the world's first black trillionaire.

00:51:16.100 Of course, nobody believes it.

00:51:17.720 Like you could get to the highest level of, oh, I'm the president of the moon.

00:51:21.600 Of course, nobody believes that I'm something.

00:51:23.660 Like, I feel like there's this weird black people complaining thing where no matter what,

00:51:28.320 they're going to have some sort of gripe that nobody thinks they should be there or at the top.

00:51:33.800 It's like, who cares?

00:51:34.960 You got a billion dollars.

00:51:36.380 Yeah.

00:51:36.960 Let's move on, right?

00:51:38.040 You're the doctor.

00:51:38.860 Yeah.

00:51:39.160 You're the doctor.

00:51:39.920 I'm sick with cancer.

00:51:42.560 I accidentally brushed past your hair and then you gave me like this weird look like you thought

00:51:46.520 I was trying to touch it.

00:51:47.760 And then if anything-

00:51:49.020 It's all miscommunications.

00:51:50.320 It's all this comedy of errors.

00:51:51.780 And she's Mr. Magoo like, oh, that person thought I was the fucking janitor.

00:51:56.840 And then this guy touched my hair.

00:51:58.600 It's like miscommunications and assuming the worst motive.

00:52:01.700 Yeah.

00:52:01.980 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:52:02.800 Oh, you're the doctor?

00:52:04.040 Oh, cool.

00:52:05.140 The last time I was here, it was a different guy.

00:52:07.480 And it's like, oh, you asking if I'm the doctor?

00:52:09.500 You're asking because you think I'm the one who does the cleanup.

00:52:12.520 Yeah.

00:52:12.800 What happened to Dr. Schwartz?

00:52:14.320 Yeah.

00:52:15.060 I just asked a question.

00:52:16.160 I know.

00:52:16.520 But anything now is like the worst possible motives.

00:52:19.080 You're asking that because you hate black people and don't think they could be a doctor.

00:52:22.100 Yeah.

00:52:22.360 It's like, no, I just spoke to a different guy last time I was here.

00:52:24.980 Yeah.

00:52:25.340 It's crazy.

00:52:26.560 No, I don't want to touch your hair.

00:52:27.900 Get away from me.

00:52:29.340 All right.

00:52:29.700 Let's go to another guy kind of doing something similar.

00:52:31.580 He was at Target and he's cashing in like 20 gift cards, which is a red flag because who

00:52:38.700 has 20 gift cards?

00:52:39.700 What are you, a teacher?

00:52:40.660 Gift card fraud is like the number one source of loss that like Target and retailers, everybody

00:52:46.660 steals them.

00:52:47.360 Everybody's got a scam.

00:52:48.320 They send an old grandma to buy gift cards, right?

00:52:50.660 Yeah.

00:52:50.960 It's like the number one scam.

00:52:52.060 Number one scam.

00:52:52.780 So he gets asked a question by the guy who works there and look how it plays out.

00:52:57.040 Just explain it.

00:52:57.860 Come on, explain it.

00:52:59.580 I guess you don't have nothing to say now.

00:53:00.880 Show him your stack of gift cards.

00:53:04.020 Okay.

00:53:04.300 That's, that's, that's, that's, that's no big deal.

00:53:06.520 I have a stack of gift cards that I have legitimately earned and now you want to try to apply some,

00:53:12.580 but why, why do I have to tell you all of this stuff?

00:53:16.000 Why?

00:53:16.940 I come here and I come here to make a purchase.

00:53:18.980 I didn't come here to get interrogated as to how I've earned my monies.

00:53:22.460 Oh, sorry.

00:53:23.540 Sorry.

00:53:23.940 I asked one question and you got into your meeting.

00:53:26.740 We have a manager coming up.

00:53:28.160 Okay.

00:53:28.440 Yes.

00:53:28.640 And I appreciate that.

00:53:29.420 And I like him to explain it.

00:53:31.420 Now, is that a part of your policy and procedure to ask people where they get their, their monies

00:53:35.740 or their gift cards from?

00:53:37.120 I'll give you what section?

00:53:39.140 Eight.

00:53:39.860 Section eight.

00:53:40.580 Can you show it to me?

00:53:41.500 No.

00:53:42.040 You can't.

00:53:43.140 So that means you could be making it up as you go along.

00:53:45.480 For sure.

00:53:46.380 For sure.

00:53:46.860 You want, you want to, you want to use any other derogatory type terms while you're at it?

00:53:53.740 So the section eight joke went right over the guy's head.

00:53:56.540 Yeah.

00:53:57.020 Didn't even get that.

00:53:58.120 I don't even think the kid was trying to make a section eight joke.

00:54:00.400 It's just like section eight.

00:54:02.060 Like that's like the phrase.

00:54:03.800 Yeah.

00:54:04.140 Uh, and then also asking the guy a question about the gift cards.

00:54:07.760 That's racism.

00:54:08.680 Yeah.

00:54:09.020 That's keeping them down.

00:54:10.260 Why you got to interrogate me?

00:54:11.460 This is racism.

00:54:12.120 This base Spicoli kid is being racist.

00:54:15.000 I know this kid should be catching waves, not working target.

00:54:17.200 Um, and he also, I'm sure there's like a thing where if someone comes in with more than

00:54:20.860 four gift cards, you immediately have a manager handle it.

00:54:23.900 Like they don't even want it in this kid's hands.

00:54:25.960 Who's a clearly a part-time teenager at target, you know, especially because all the gift

00:54:30.260 cards are the same.

00:54:31.100 It's not like you're a teacher and you got like 10 target gift cards from your class for

00:54:35.000 Christmas.

00:54:35.480 I legitimately earned these is a very interesting point.

00:54:38.460 Choice of words, right?

00:54:39.460 It's like you earn gift cards and there is a scam where you can take money on cash app

00:54:43.860 and turn them into target gift cards.

00:54:45.520 Of course.

00:54:45.860 So drug dealers do that.

00:54:47.480 Yeah.

00:54:47.660 And you have 20 of the same exact gift card.

00:54:50.000 It's like, clearly you're up to something.

00:54:51.840 Yeah.

00:54:52.260 What are you trying to do?

00:54:52.680 But why you got to interrogate me is racism.

00:54:55.100 It's like, no, I'm not letting you wash your drug money at target.

00:54:58.800 Hey, I'd love to see this black doctor try to redeem 40 gift cards at target.

00:55:03.380 Yeah.

00:55:03.800 That would be, might as well make a sitcom.

00:55:06.720 All right.

00:55:07.560 Don't get too down or too depressed.

00:55:09.100 Moving on to urban decay.

00:55:10.260 It's going to get a little worse.

00:55:11.700 Baltimore calendar.

00:55:12.760 There's a Baltimore state sponsored calendar that they send out to all the people in the

00:55:18.880 state and they botched it.

00:55:21.640 A calendar for the next year from the Baltimore city department.

00:55:25.100 Oh, they missed the 22nd.

00:55:29.260 A flawed calendar, one riddled with errors, including, look here, the city simply erased

00:55:35.640 October 22nd, but the next month added a day, November 31st.

00:55:41.840 That's really unfortunate.

00:55:43.480 Um, yeah, that's, uh, it's, they must have, some, somebody's kicking themselves for that

00:55:50.140 one.

00:55:50.460 Thousands of calendars.

00:55:51.480 Nope.

00:55:51.860 They don't care.

00:55:52.720 Recently mailed to city taxpayers, including Pat Fisher.

00:55:56.000 It's a waste of money.

00:55:57.480 It went in the trash can.

00:55:59.140 And Eric Landers.

00:56:00.600 Maybe DBW could use a little work.

00:56:02.520 Who live in the Medfield neighborhood.

00:56:04.340 The errors.

00:56:05.340 Um, did someone not go over that before they mailed it out?

00:56:09.860 Yes.

00:56:10.180 Yeah.

00:56:10.720 That's exactly what happened.

00:56:11.840 That's exactly what happened.

00:56:12.780 It looks like some of the public school kids got city jobs.

00:56:15.720 Yeah.

00:56:16.360 Those kids who's lost the Chromebooks and can't do math.

00:56:19.680 They working for the city now.

00:56:20.900 Public works.

00:56:21.540 Um, there was a point made online, like a sign of, uh, of Rome falling at the time was

00:56:27.600 when the newer generations couldn't maintain the old systems.

00:56:31.780 And that would be like the aqueducts or stuff like that.

00:56:35.540 This is just a calendar.

00:56:37.120 This isn't even like, oh, we don't know how to maintain those systems.

00:56:40.280 You just get a template and you paste it.

00:56:42.000 Yeah.

00:56:42.380 And I have a feeling this was some like woman who talks loudly on the phone and has nails

00:56:47.300 like out to here and she was clacking on her keyboard manually entering every date and

00:56:51.820 she goes, 21, where was I at?

00:56:54.120 23.

00:56:55.000 Just like manual data entry, the calendar reeks of manual data entry.

00:57:00.100 Yeah.

00:57:01.240 Forgot one.

00:57:02.320 Forgot.

00:57:02.760 Oops.

00:57:03.380 Um, yeah.

00:57:04.060 So no template used just how many days in November?

00:57:08.900 Uh, 31.

00:57:09.900 They sing a little song.

00:57:11.320 They don't even know the song.

00:57:12.740 You sure?

00:57:14.140 Yeah.

00:57:15.000 All right.

00:57:15.360 Next, let's go to the people harassing the cops.

00:57:17.300 in the car.

00:57:18.520 This is, uh, pretty good.

00:57:19.980 And these are really quick.

00:57:21.500 You know how everyone says black people are being hunted by the police?

00:57:24.100 Of course.

00:57:24.680 And they, they're not safe and the cops just want to kill black people.

00:57:27.940 Mm-hmm.

00:57:28.380 This proves it.

00:57:30.200 How are you doing?

00:57:32.020 Where are you going?

00:57:35.040 Where are you going?

00:57:36.020 You're going to be a guy in the city.

00:57:37.980 You're going that way.

00:57:40.500 Yeah.

00:57:41.180 Yeah.

00:57:43.580 Yeah.

00:57:44.260 Yeah.

00:57:46.860 Yeah.

00:57:47.300 Yeah.

00:57:48.100 Yeah.

00:57:48.420 Yeah.

00:57:51.220 Yeah.

00:57:53.100 Yeah.

00:57:54.580 So that's what they do.

00:57:55.700 You get the point.

00:57:56.440 It goes on for a little while longer of this guy revving his giant car at the police behind

00:58:00.660 him, tailgating him.

00:58:01.760 And then they do donuts in the park, in the, in the middle of the road next to the cop

00:58:05.720 when he finds another cop to go near.

00:58:07.400 But they're deathly afraid of the police.

00:58:09.500 Yeah.

00:58:09.800 You made a good point the other day that you're more, if you're a black person and you're hyper

00:58:14.500 aware of the police, you're more likely to get paid out by the police for like, you

00:58:19.040 know, incorrect arrest or something.

00:58:20.600 Yeah.

00:58:20.780 Racial profiling, roughing the, uh, the victim, you know, whatever.

00:58:24.760 You're more likely to get paid out than killed by the cops.

00:58:27.400 Cause we were talking about that and it's like, Oh, how many people, how many black people

00:58:32.760 did the police kill like street interview type shit during the George Floyd era?

00:58:36.860 And it was like, the answer was like 10.

00:58:38.860 And people said 10,000 people were like thousands.

00:58:40.980 Yeah.

00:58:41.360 Crazy numbers.

00:58:42.180 And it's how many settlements do you think police departments gave for like a wrongful

00:58:46.680 arrest or blah, blah, blah.

00:58:48.560 And way more than 10, way more than 10.

00:58:50.520 So you're, I think you're, and this is loose science, but I think you're more likely to

00:58:55.060 get a payout than get killed by a police officer.

00:58:57.380 That's a good point.

00:58:58.160 All right.

00:58:59.080 Next clip, the ATV in the store.

00:59:01.160 And that was unarmed.

00:59:01.940 That was unarmed black.

00:59:02.980 Unarmed.

00:59:03.380 Yeah.

00:59:03.960 This next clip is, uh, people riding an ATV in the store.

00:59:07.300 Not much to say about it, but it's good to just see what's possible.

00:59:11.900 Yeah.

00:59:16.300 The four wheeler in the Walmart.

00:59:18.720 Yep.

00:59:19.360 You know, okay.

00:59:20.160 Gotham city.

00:59:21.320 This is like, we're teeing up our next clip.

00:59:23.540 This next clip or two are, they're like, uh, plot points of the whole show.

00:59:28.400 These are important clips.

00:59:29.600 So we had to give those other clips leading up to it.

00:59:32.240 Now let's go to the guy who has asked the black guy, are you scared of white people?

00:59:37.840 Are you afraid of white people?

00:59:40.140 Oh, I'm not afraid of white people.

00:59:44.260 I am cautious of white people.

00:59:46.520 I think about water and electricity, water.

00:59:49.880 Wow.

00:59:51.160 Necessary for life.

00:59:53.000 Electricity.

00:59:53.500 It's also necessary for life.

00:59:54.860 But I do understand if those two have a negative interaction, it could be lethal.

00:59:59.920 Dang.

01:00:00.440 Wow.

01:00:00.620 And so I'm not afraid of white people.

01:00:03.020 I'm just cautious.

01:00:04.540 And I think the beautiful thing of children.

01:00:07.660 Cautious.

01:00:08.420 Yeah.

01:00:09.260 Not afraid.

01:00:09.900 So, oh, white people must be fighting everybody with low impulse control and losing their shit

01:00:15.380 and riding ATVs in the Walmart.

01:00:17.400 Yeah.

01:00:17.580 White people must snap like that.

01:00:19.820 Yeah.

01:00:20.160 White people must be 6.5% of the population and commit 60% of the murders.

01:00:24.740 Holy shit.

01:00:25.560 Is that true?

01:00:26.460 Yeah.

01:00:26.780 Is that a true stat?

01:00:27.560 That's what white people are doing.

01:00:28.980 Yeah.

01:00:29.340 And I wonder if this guy has ever crossed the street in any sort of scenario where he saw

01:00:33.500 white people.

01:00:34.240 Yeah.

01:00:34.740 That's like the true test.

01:00:36.040 Have you ever changed your behavior or done anything?

01:00:38.440 And they found an articulate black guy who has a perfect metaphor teed up, water and electricity.

01:00:44.440 Yeah.

01:00:44.880 Shit could get tragic.

01:00:46.380 Yeah.

01:00:46.620 And it's like most black teenagers don't know that water and electricity don't mix.

01:00:51.280 Yeah.

01:00:51.680 They get killed.

01:00:52.460 They get electrocuted.

01:00:53.360 They don't know conductivity.

01:00:54.940 Yeah.

01:00:56.620 Also, there's a graph here, which we use here and there.

01:01:00.800 Yeah.

01:01:00.920 But this little blue on the way left, that's white on black crime.

01:01:04.200 So, that's what he's scared of.

01:01:05.260 Yeah.

01:01:05.400 He's got to be cautious.

01:01:06.460 Yeah.

01:01:06.740 And then all the way on the right, black on white crime, that's, I guess, something you

01:01:10.920 have to ignore.

01:01:11.740 That's 42.3 times.

01:01:13.540 So, basically, 42, yeah, 42.3 times more likely to be attacked by a black person if

01:01:20.040 you're a white person.

01:01:21.700 And that's 13% of the population, too.

01:01:25.260 Yeah.

01:01:25.700 So, it's like those numbers are like completely out of whack.

01:01:27.980 And like the white people just go, oh, yeah, like we need to sit back and take his word

01:01:32.240 for it or whatever, you know, like indulge him a little bit.

01:01:36.540 Yeah.

01:01:36.780 And it's like every data point and every piece of crime and every story we've heard

01:01:42.740 directly contradicts this.

01:01:44.700 But because of this weird fake world we live in, we have to go, yeah, I get it.

01:01:49.460 You're scared of white people.

01:01:51.360 Yeah.

01:01:51.580 You ever see a group of white people and they all have those ski masks on?

01:01:54.400 Yeah.

01:01:54.620 Oh, the shysties.

01:01:55.820 Oh, that's what big white.

01:01:57.100 And then they have those glocks with the extended mag and they go, and they let that thing talk.

01:02:01.440 Crazy, man.

01:02:02.120 And then also, do you know that white women, 48% of white women have genital herpes?

01:02:07.920 That's crazy.

01:02:08.940 That's new to me.

01:02:09.980 Yeah.

01:02:10.620 But I know.

01:02:12.040 Whoops.

01:02:13.220 Actually, yeah, 48% of black women or African-American women have genital herpes.

01:02:19.580 Shocking.

01:02:20.240 According to Grok, the AI from Twitter.

01:02:23.660 Which he gets his intel from good spots.

01:02:26.020 Yeah.

01:02:26.360 So, I'd be more afraid of that.

01:02:27.900 Yeah.

01:02:28.280 If you're this guy with a girlfriend, one in two chance you're getting genital herpes.

01:02:31.540 That's right.

01:02:32.380 That's crazy.

01:02:33.240 One in two.

01:02:34.460 You ever had four girlfriends in five years?

01:02:36.780 You ever do a coin toss?

01:02:38.140 Yeah.

01:02:39.880 Sounds like you got it, buddy.

01:02:42.280 Let's go to, there's also this clip of a black guy getting stomped out by 20 white guys.

01:02:48.300 Yeah.

01:02:48.660 We'll just play that quick.

01:02:50.760 Oh, wait.

01:02:51.480 We must have it all backwards.

01:02:53.320 Yep.

01:02:54.560 Oh, yeah.

01:02:55.160 We have it all backwards.

01:02:58.680 Well, that's good.

01:02:59.540 They just stomp him out and basically kill him.

01:03:01.920 Like a pack of animals.

01:03:03.860 They stomp out this white guy.

01:03:05.540 Thankfully, they didn't keep stomping.

01:03:07.360 They easily could have.

01:03:08.520 They usually do.

01:03:09.820 Yeah.

01:03:10.840 Let's go to the guy, the Chicago guy.

01:03:13.640 Yeah.

01:03:15.240 So, okay, yeah.

01:03:16.140 Chicago.

01:03:16.640 Go ahead.

01:03:16.960 This is like a guy doing like a meme about Chicago being violent.

01:03:20.720 And then there's like a rebuttal from the black guy.

01:03:23.460 Check it out.

01:03:23.900 To Chicago, where you know what they say, come for the food and stay because you got shot.

01:03:30.400 One thing I love about this narrative that conservatives try to push every Democratic-run city is an open-air gun range.

01:03:37.780 It's crime.

01:03:38.440 Everybody's getting shot.

01:03:39.840 Is that you can't then turn around and call liberals snowflakes because we live in these cities.

01:03:46.180 Can't have it both ways.

01:03:47.400 You can't turn around and then be the forward tough Republican.

01:03:49.720 No, you're scared.

01:03:50.740 You just said it.

01:03:51.820 Remember?

01:03:52.500 Oh.

01:03:53.860 So you guys are tough.

01:03:55.320 Yeah.

01:03:55.560 Because you live in shitty neighborhoods and have a violent culture that results in everyone getting murdered or doing drugs or going to jail.

01:04:01.980 Yeah.

01:04:02.220 You have persistent and endemic gun violence that nobody can seem to solve even though it's really easy to actually just lock people up and solve that.

01:04:10.040 And white folks are afraid of that even though they own like 400 million guns in America.

01:04:16.380 And I'll let this guy in on a little secret.

01:04:18.380 We're calling the leftist freak crybabies.

01:04:21.260 Those are the snowflakes.

01:04:22.680 And I don't even say that.

01:04:24.000 Yeah.

01:04:24.580 And then you're just the violent criminal group with the endemic and persistent gun crime that I mentioned.

01:04:29.680 Do you remember that?

01:04:30.360 Mm-hmm.

01:04:30.820 So there's kind of two groups.

01:04:32.220 And I know the left has both of them working together, but we're individually addressing both of them.

01:04:37.500 Yeah.

01:04:37.820 And us avoiding certain areas like Baltimore or the south side of Chicago, it's not because we're scared.

01:04:44.020 It's because we're smart.

01:04:45.180 Yeah.

01:04:45.660 Why would we go to where there's no law and order and everyone's got an illegal gun and they're like teenagers killing people?

01:04:51.980 Oh, I'm a pussy.

01:04:52.720 Yeah.

01:04:53.200 And notice that guy is saying that bit while eating deep dish pizza in Chicago.

01:04:58.440 Yeah.

01:04:58.860 In a protected, safe tourist area.

01:05:01.240 That's the bit.

01:05:01.800 But we're pussies.

01:05:02.640 You can wrestle me if you want.

01:05:04.360 You can find out if that's true.

01:05:06.220 I messaged Mimetic Sisyphus about this.

01:05:08.280 A man stands waist deep in raw sewage.

01:05:10.580 A passerby says, dude, that's disgusting.

01:05:13.020 The man says, ha ha, snowflake, you're not man enough.

01:05:15.940 And then Mimetic Sisyphus also said, in my 25 years of living in St. Louis, I had my car stolen twice, broken into dozens of times, multiple bikes stolen.

01:05:27.400 I've seen several shootings, two of which were fatal.

01:05:30.060 I was mugged twice.

01:05:31.080 One time I was walking my dog down the street and a car pulled over, called me a white bitch and threw trash at me.

01:05:37.320 Right now in my rural neighborhood I live in, right now in the rural neighborhood I live in, I forgot to close my garage door.

01:05:44.620 With thousands of dollars worth of power tools visible, I was gone for eight hours and nothing was touched.

01:05:50.520 Have fun standing and shit.

01:05:52.260 Yeah.

01:05:52.680 Oh, you're not tough, Mimetic Sisyphus.

01:05:54.540 You need to have all your shit taken all the time.

01:05:56.820 Yeah, you need a rough life that you're constantly on edge.

01:05:59.400 And then the same way black communities will play victim to this, being like, you don't know what it's like to be constantly on edge.

01:06:10.380 Or like, not being able to take your peace and safety for granted, you know?

01:06:14.780 They kind of claim that sort of moral or mental strain, and that's part of the reason that they struggle as well.

01:06:22.620 Have you ever heard that before?

01:06:23.860 Of course.

01:06:24.360 Yeah.

01:06:24.980 Well, then don't.

01:06:25.840 Yeah.

01:06:26.160 Don't be near it.

01:06:27.020 Don't allow it.

01:06:28.200 I personally avoid Martin Luther King.

01:06:30.440 Yeah.

01:06:30.680 And I'm saying this on, we're filming this on Martin Luther King Day.

01:06:34.220 His legacy of streets are not that great.

01:06:37.080 They're not.

01:06:37.720 They're not turning out great these days.

01:06:40.120 Not where you want to be.

01:06:41.560 All right.

01:06:41.840 Let's move on to the young rapping kids.

01:06:44.260 Here's some people I'll be afraid of in 10 years.

01:06:46.340 Maybe less.

01:06:46.900 This is what they do before they go to the Baltimore public schools and before they wreck the calendar, right?

01:06:52.760 It's like, oh, you're afraid of them?

01:07:10.460 And it's like, yeah.

01:07:11.200 Yeah.

01:07:11.400 Because they have guns, and they're not even mentally developed.

01:07:14.660 Yeah.

01:07:15.060 And they have no means of income, and, you know, who knows where they're going to end up.

01:07:18.920 And they have no parent figures in their life teaching them right and wrong.

01:07:21.780 Yeah, I would be afraid of someone with no impulse control and a weapon who thinks white people are bad.

01:07:27.740 Yeah.

01:07:28.220 Well, let's not get too down or too depressed.

01:07:30.500 We're moving on Uplifting Gold.

01:07:31.500 Before we do, there was a clip in this from Harlem.

01:07:34.660 This was going viral on Twitter, but it was Harlem in the 1930s.

01:07:39.220 We're just going to play it here in the background.

01:07:41.420 Look at the difference.

01:07:43.080 Everyone's dressed nice.

01:07:44.580 Everyone looks good.

01:07:46.320 And everyone, because I think people, obviously the younger generations have no idea about history

01:07:50.340 or what actually happened or how things work.

01:07:53.540 The parents in the household, church attendance, family units.

01:07:57.980 Zero welfare to disrupt that family unit or incentivize children out of wedlock.

01:08:03.240 Yep, exactly.

01:08:04.240 There's a lot to look into there.

01:08:05.700 Jesse Lee Peterson talks about that a lot.

01:08:10.180 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:08:11.880 Moving on to Uplifting Gold.

01:08:13.040 And we put a lot of effort into Uplifting Gold this week.

01:08:15.200 I've been kind of phoning it in last year, at least.

01:08:18.580 I kind of just put whatever at the end.

01:08:20.400 For about 137 episodes, I've been phoning it in.

01:08:23.060 Yeah.

01:08:23.440 Well, you know.

01:08:24.660 I'm kidding.

01:08:25.120 Just a little bit last year.

01:08:26.760 This year, I've been on Uplifting Gold and making sure it's good.

01:08:31.140 And this episode is specifically very good.

01:08:33.640 All right, let's go to the first kid who was born in the wrong era.

01:08:36.140 Here's a nice kid who will grow up nice because he's got good parents.

01:08:40.980 Samaj.

01:08:41.780 Mom.

01:08:42.360 What are you doing?

01:08:42.980 What are you doing?

01:08:44.040 I'm not taking a picture of you, but you're making a mess.

01:08:49.620 You got water everywhere.

01:08:53.300 You got shoes on, though?

01:08:55.260 I got shoes on, though.

01:08:56.920 What that mean?

01:08:58.440 So, go get a little.

01:09:00.960 See?

01:09:01.560 Nice kid.

01:09:02.940 Yeah.

01:09:03.480 I don't like the what that mean.

01:09:05.940 Yeah, that's not good.

01:09:07.040 I don't like the what that mean.

01:09:08.060 It is always funny to see a little toddler who's like kind of talking beyond what he can.

01:09:12.260 And then it's almost like he's a half-formed human.

01:09:15.180 So, I don't know.

01:09:16.760 I like it.

01:09:17.360 But what that mean kind of knocked this out of Uplifting Gold for me personally.

01:09:21.200 Back into urban.

01:09:22.040 Yeah.

01:09:22.440 Let's switch.

01:09:23.740 Change the background sec.

01:09:24.700 No, I'm just kidding.

01:09:25.560 All right.

01:09:26.260 It's a cute kid.

01:09:26.880 Yeah, cute kid doing dishes.

01:09:28.440 Uplifting Gold.

01:09:30.220 All right.

01:09:31.780 Let's go to the kid making the raccoon pelt.

01:09:34.760 Yeah, this is my kind of kid.

01:09:36.200 He's way better than the other kid.

01:09:39.560 He like talks wrong to.

01:09:40.980 What you going to make with that?

01:09:42.380 Uh, this is Dub's comb.

01:09:45.140 I'm going to make a comb skin cap.

01:09:47.440 Like your hat?

01:09:48.220 Yes.

01:09:48.600 Look at me with your hat.

01:09:50.140 Well, like tie in right here.

01:09:53.780 Okay.

01:09:54.140 I'm going to cut the legs off of this one and sew it right here so I have earpieces too.

01:09:59.280 To keep your ear...

01:10:00.140 Oh, okay.

01:10:00.740 And you tie it right, like do a leather strap and tie it right here.

01:10:05.200 Well, that'd be good.

01:10:06.260 That'd be really...

01:10:07.020 And have like the legs coming down like that.

01:10:09.980 That'd be really, really warm.

01:10:12.080 Yes, ma'am.

01:10:14.120 That's nice, right?

01:10:15.360 Yeah, gotta have hobbies.

01:10:16.700 I didn't hear many grammatical errors there.

01:10:18.980 Yeah.

01:10:19.580 The yes, ma'am was consistent on both kids.

01:10:21.760 That's good.

01:10:22.320 And the kid's doing something.

01:10:23.520 He got a hobby.

01:10:24.820 He knows about killing animals.

01:10:26.300 He doesn't get sad about that.

01:10:27.660 Yeah, he just scrapes the pelt and moves on.

01:10:29.660 Yeah, he built a hat.

01:10:31.400 That's cool.

01:10:32.120 Let's go to the kid whose dad...

01:10:34.120 Who he tells his dad that rock and roll is dead.

01:10:37.260 What'd you say, Chandler?

01:10:41.880 No, it's not.

01:10:42.880 Do you want to...

01:10:43.700 Do you still want to be my son?

01:10:47.060 Do you still want to be my son?

01:10:49.580 That haircut, dude.

01:10:50.680 Rock and roll is dead music.

01:10:52.520 You still want to be my son?

01:10:53.780 You do not say that to someone with that hair.

01:10:56.100 Oh, man.

01:10:57.000 All right, let's move on to the person who detransitioned.

01:11:00.960 This is good.

01:11:02.220 It says...

01:11:03.140 This is a series of Reddit posts.

01:11:04.720 It says, my mother saw me in my favorite dress and she called me a disappointment.

01:11:08.580 And then this guy posted, happy Easter to everyone.

01:11:11.500 And it's one of the most horrific looking selfies I've ever seen.

01:11:15.900 And then he said, been in detransition for a couple of weeks now.

01:11:18.760 And honestly, I feel incredible.

01:11:20.540 Hey, welcome back.

01:11:21.620 Welcome back, brother.

01:11:22.360 So you're always able to come back.

01:11:25.420 You are.

01:11:26.140 Well, even if you go too far, you can still come back.

01:11:29.800 Couple surgeries you don't come back from, though.

01:11:32.280 Tough.

01:11:32.680 Let it be known.

01:11:33.340 That banana, kumquat, whatever.

01:11:35.520 You got to get the butternut squash out.

01:11:37.660 Yeah.

01:11:38.200 Once you get the butternut squash out, there is no coming back.

01:11:40.820 So please...

01:11:41.540 Don't go too, too far.

01:11:42.840 But if you went a little far and it's not great, there is a road to redemption.

01:11:47.040 You can come back.

01:11:48.060 Your hormones will come back.

01:11:49.260 There's ways to get back on track and back to normal.

01:11:52.100 Good to see that kid looks better as a man, an ugly guy, than like a weird...

01:11:57.900 Than a very ugly woman.

01:12:00.280 Also, you know, for someone like this, if you made a weird mistake and you transitioned

01:12:04.500 and then now you're trying to detransition and you fucked up your life and you kind of

01:12:08.840 ruined a couple of friend groups or whatever, you can always move to fucking Iowa.

01:12:13.160 You can always move somewhere random.

01:12:15.460 Save up a little money and go someplace where nobody knows you.

01:12:18.420 That's a good point.

01:12:19.180 And delete a bunch of social media shit and then you're just...

01:12:22.000 All of a sudden, you're a guy in Montana or you're in Nebraska.

01:12:25.180 That's a good point.

01:12:26.020 You know?

01:12:26.540 Totally can.

01:12:27.880 Totally doable.

01:12:29.620 All right.

01:12:30.080 Let's move on to our last clip of the show.

01:12:32.660 The 101-year-old veteran great-grandfather meeting his great-grandbaby for the first time.

01:12:41.600 You ready, dude?

01:12:42.940 Yeah.

01:12:43.640 Great-great-granddaughter.

01:12:45.280 Great-great.

01:12:46.040 Wow.

01:12:46.400 That's crazy.

01:12:47.740 This guy's living.

01:12:49.700 She's over here to the right.

01:12:51.820 Look here at me.

01:12:54.580 Look here.

01:12:58.260 Sweetie.

01:12:59.440 What in the world are you doing?

01:13:05.320 You've got to kiss, sweetie.

01:13:07.740 Oh, is it?

01:13:09.060 My goodness alive.

01:13:11.020 Oh, my goodness.

01:13:15.240 Oh, is she pretty?

01:13:19.200 Oh, baby.

01:13:22.120 Oh, baby.

01:13:24.060 That's nice.

01:13:25.080 101 years old.

01:13:26.360 That's what it's all about.

01:13:27.540 That's double uplifting gold.

01:13:28.760 He made it to 101, and then he gets to see the baby.

01:13:31.580 That's really, really good stuff.

01:13:33.060 Well, another Fluckus Talks in the book.

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01:14:00.700 Let it run.

01:14:01.540 Run some errands.

01:14:02.380 Do what you've got to do.

01:14:03.400 Other than that, we will see you guys in Bonusland.

01:14:05.540 If we don't see you in Bonusland, we'll see you on Friday.

01:14:09.380 Sorry, buddy.

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01:14:12.280 And he's our little snowflake.

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