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00:00:16.600 Welcome back to Fleck of Socks, the podcast episode 180.

00:00:20.420 Today on the show, fact checkers came out in full force to defend the Joe Biden falling

00:00:25.500 asleep on stage with Obama clip.

00:00:27.400 And wait till you see what they claim Trump did right after.

00:00:31.680 Then we have a disturbing migrant section that involves a third worlder throwing a pregnant

00:00:36.800 woman to the ground.

00:00:38.580 Very sad stuff there.

00:00:40.220 Then we have a new twink pet we're excited to share with you guys.

00:00:44.300 And last but not least, we have a Juneteenth violence highlight reel followed by some fast

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00:02:50.160 All right.

00:02:50.600 Hope everyone had a nice Juneteenth.

00:02:52.460 Did you have a nice Juneteenth, Richard?

00:02:54.080 Yeah, it was a normal day.

00:02:55.200 Unfortunately, I'm not part of the federal workforce or working for a woke company.

00:02:59.260 So I just had a regular day.

00:03:01.220 Yeah.

00:03:01.540 Thank you to George Floyd for the day off.

00:03:03.780 I know.

00:03:04.220 It really was a confluence of events and George Floyd kind of tapped it off there.

00:03:08.560 Yes.

00:03:08.920 And I remember back when I used to work at a corporate job, they made Juneteenth a holiday

00:03:13.640 when I was there, a little bit ahead of the curve.

00:03:15.560 And then they did something where they took away another holiday, though.

00:03:19.880 Probably Columbus Day.

00:03:20.820 It was Columbus or it was like President's Day or something.

00:03:23.400 So they were like, okay, we're doing Juneteenth, but we're doing a one-for-one swap.

00:03:26.680 So no favors for anybody.

00:03:28.000 Swap on a black for a white.

00:03:29.040 Yeah.

00:03:29.460 Yeah.

00:03:29.820 That's pretty much how it goes.

00:03:31.320 Well, I enjoyed the time off.

00:03:32.940 It is a Friday episode.

00:03:34.340 We have a packed episode.

00:03:35.660 Really nice cringe.

00:03:36.920 Really nice urban decay.

00:03:38.240 Some uplifting gold.

00:03:39.540 Yeah.

00:03:39.960 Lots to look forward to.

00:03:40.980 That's every section.

00:03:41.940 Thank you.

00:03:42.380 That's how the show goes every time.

00:03:43.520 Lots to get to.

00:03:45.500 Let's start it off with something a little uplifting to get the show going.

00:03:49.100 There was a Tucker Carlson lookalike who just realized this, some sort of lesbian Tucker

00:03:53.760 Carlson realized she looks exactly like him on TikTok.

00:03:56.880 Being a well-established gay, I never imagined myself on the side of TikTok that thinks I look

00:04:01.180 like Tucker Carlson, but here we are.

00:04:03.700 And I got to be honest, I know of this man, but I could not pick him out of a lineup.

00:04:08.400 So I'm going to Google him and we're going to see if you guys are onto something or not.

00:04:12.320 We don't need to see anymore, right?

00:04:15.200 Yeah.

00:04:15.720 I could pick him out of a lineup.

00:04:16.900 Pick him out of a mirror.

00:04:18.060 It's you.

00:04:18.760 Yeah.

00:04:19.000 Just imagine you and then it's Tucker Carlson.

00:04:21.360 Imagine you in a suit with a blue and yellow tie and he's saying Fox News talking points.

00:04:27.120 And then that's it.

00:04:27.800 Take the eyebrow ring out and it's Tucker Carlson.

00:04:30.100 Yeah.

00:04:30.340 I can't imagine this person goes, oh, I've avoided knowing who Tucker Carlson is.

00:04:33.620 Hey, that lesbian looks like Tucker Carlson.

00:04:35.080 Hey, doesn't that woman look like Tucker Carlson?

00:04:36.960 It's probably been a constant.

00:04:38.120 Her whole life is this.

00:04:38.960 That's what I'm saying.

00:04:39.620 It's the best thing she has going for.

00:04:41.280 No.

00:04:41.760 She needs to start doing bits with it.

00:04:43.740 Capitalize, right?

00:04:44.380 Or she could be right wing and then like be Tucker Carlson's stand in when he needs it.

00:04:48.640 Like Joe Biden has.

00:04:49.400 Tina Carlson.

00:04:50.340 Like, you know, Tanya Carlson.

00:04:51.920 Start doing bits, lady.

00:04:53.160 Yeah.

00:04:53.500 And then, you know, it's a shame we don't do doppels anymore.

00:04:56.220 Remember we used to do doppels?

00:04:57.240 Yeah, of course.

00:04:58.260 But if we did, we'd have some here.

00:05:00.680 We have actually found a whole thread of celebrity doppels.

00:05:03.040 So we'll go through them.

00:05:04.120 Yeah.

00:05:04.260 Jeremy Allen and Gene Wilder.

00:05:06.260 There's one.

00:05:07.020 Yep.

00:05:07.440 The other one.

00:05:08.160 Can you read that?

00:05:08.820 Margot Robbie and Jamie Presley.

00:05:11.140 Yeah.

00:05:11.940 Natalie Dyer and Timothy Chalamet.

00:05:14.100 That's tough to be a guy with a girl.

00:05:16.660 Crossover.

00:05:17.500 But he's a twink type.

00:05:18.400 So, you know.

00:05:19.180 That's what men are these days.

00:05:20.560 And then Keira Knightley and Natalie Portman.

00:05:22.680 It's very cool.

00:05:23.500 Yeah.

00:05:23.580 It's the same base model, basically, with just maybe a few years apart.

00:05:26.760 Some minor adjustments.

00:05:28.240 A little change in tones and whatever on the inside.

00:05:31.440 But basically the same base models.

00:05:33.240 Yeah.

00:05:33.660 Could be what's going on out there.

00:05:35.040 There's only like.

00:05:35.820 Yeah.

00:05:36.300 I was going to say there's only like 20 types of people out there.

00:05:38.840 But there's a lot more than that.

00:05:40.060 But yeah.

00:05:40.580 Everyone fits into a phenotype.

00:05:42.380 That's a good point.

00:05:43.260 So.

00:05:43.720 All right.

00:05:44.120 Let's get into some action.

00:05:45.360 All right.

00:05:45.700 Are you ready?

00:05:46.360 Yeah.

00:05:46.840 So, you know how New York City has a terrible crime rate.

00:05:50.020 There's tons of illegals.

00:05:51.380 The cops are leaving the force in record numbers.

00:05:54.240 Cost of living is through the roof.

00:05:56.480 Schools suck.

00:05:57.640 Yeah.

00:05:57.900 Not safe, et cetera.

00:05:59.020 Yeah.

00:05:59.300 Mayor Adams actually figured out why that is.

00:06:02.980 Not only that, what do we do?

00:06:04.900 First women of color to be the commissioner.

00:06:07.840 First Spanish speaking to be the commissioner in the police department.

00:06:11.320 First Trinidadian to be a deputy mayor.

00:06:14.400 First Dominican to be a deputy mayor.

00:06:17.080 First African-American to be the first deputy mayor.

00:06:20.840 First, second African-American to be the chief of staff.

00:06:23.960 Why?

00:06:24.280 The first one was by David Dinkins.

00:06:25.900 When you look at our administration, first Indian-American to be a deputy mayor.

00:06:30.860 First Filipino-American to be a deputy mayor.

00:06:33.560 First Korean-American to head small business services.

00:06:36.500 You look at our administration and you will see for yourself, we got all of this chocolate

00:06:40.260 running the city.

00:06:41.300 Ah.

00:06:41.840 Chocolate running the city.

00:06:43.080 That's what's going on.

00:06:44.260 That makes more sense.

00:06:45.900 We're not talking Willy Wonka shit.

00:06:47.600 Yeah.

00:06:47.980 That makes more sense.

00:06:48.880 This is just minorities in positions of power and the Mexicans, the immigrants, they are

00:06:54.500 taking up the hotels and that's pretty much it, right?

00:06:57.760 And that explains the situation everyone's in.

00:07:00.160 It's like, wow, why is New York so expensive?

00:07:01.980 Why is New York so, such a huge difference between the rich and the poor?

00:07:05.840 Why is there so much crime and there's no cops helping?

00:07:08.700 Oh, it's because we've got chocolate running the city.

00:07:10.520 Oh, man.

00:07:11.400 And then they see it and they go, hell yeah, chocolate running the city.

00:07:14.400 And we see it and we go, uh-oh, there's a chocolate city over there.

00:07:18.180 I don't know if I'm visiting anymore.

00:07:20.260 Yeah, exactly.

00:07:21.620 All right, let's move on.

00:07:22.740 Speaking of people that don't understand things, Joy Reid, I believe, is blaming the summer

00:07:28.140 on climate change?

00:07:29.840 Yeah, of course.

00:07:31.040 I'll begin tonight with the lucrative politics of climate collapse and the greed that is literally

00:07:36.840 letting our country burn.

00:07:38.940 Today, millions of Americans from Iowa to Maine are suffering through heat warnings, watches,

00:07:43.500 or advisories.

00:07:45.360 Cities across half of the country, like Chicago, St. Louis, Indianapolis, Detroit, Philly,

00:07:50.380 and now New York, are hitting temperatures exceeding 90 degrees Fahrenheit, though it feels

00:07:55.980 closer to 100.

00:07:58.160 Many of these cities could experience heat indexes hitting 105 degrees by Sunday.

00:08:04.900 These increasingly oppressive hot days aren't a coincidence.

00:08:08.460 They aren't.

00:08:09.100 They are the predictable impact of a climate crisis.

00:08:12.120 And they're not just an inconvenience.

00:08:14.040 They're also killing us at higher rates.

00:08:16.800 Why all of a sudden it's getting hot out?

00:08:18.620 Summer.

00:08:19.460 A few months ago, it was snowing.

00:08:20.860 Something going on, y'all.

00:08:22.300 Yeah.

00:08:22.720 It's called almost July, Joy.

00:08:24.960 I know.

00:08:25.380 And when it's cold, no comment.

00:08:27.260 There's nothing that happens when a polar vortex comes.

00:08:30.060 That doesn't mean anything.

00:08:31.160 But the hot summer is immediate evidence of climate change.

00:08:34.360 I mean, if it was snowing at this point of the year, I'd be like, oh, something's going

00:08:38.460 on.

00:08:38.740 I feel like the climate's changing.

00:08:40.000 It usually doesn't snow in June.

00:08:41.280 Yeah.

00:08:41.460 Get me Dennis Quaid from the day after tomorrow.

00:08:43.580 Get him up in a chopper.

00:08:44.660 Let's go.

00:08:45.240 We have issues, right?

00:08:46.680 But if it's hot during summer, I don't know.

00:08:49.160 Like you're saying, yeah, it's a little hotter than last year, than the last two years.

00:08:52.760 I don't know.

00:08:53.440 What's an anomaly?

00:08:54.440 You know?

00:08:54.660 You kind of have a hurdle to really prove.

00:08:58.540 If it was Death Valley temperatures in northern Minnesota, I'd be like, okay, yeah, all right,

00:09:04.360 Joy.

00:09:05.240 Keep talking to me.

00:09:06.360 Let's see if you make sense.

00:09:07.520 But as of right now, I'm not.

00:09:09.400 One thing I have, a problem that I constantly have with the way these people talk is she says

00:09:16.080 at the end, and it's killing us.

00:09:19.600 Us.

00:09:20.040 Like, it's a verbal jujitsu way to make you feel like, oh, I'm in on it.

00:09:25.160 I'm together.

00:09:26.040 I'm alive, Joy.

00:09:27.240 Yeah.

00:09:27.700 He's alive.

00:09:28.900 Us is collective.

00:09:30.460 I don't think anybody's, did somebody die, Joy?

00:09:33.200 Tell me somebody died, and then I'll be like, okay, you know?

00:09:36.020 But the whole killing us is a thing that you see it implemented with black people and police.

00:09:41.980 You see it implemented right here with climate change.

00:09:44.560 They're killing us out here.

00:09:45.900 Yep.

00:09:46.380 And it doesn't really make any sense to me, and it's just something to get you riled

00:09:49.920 up because summer's hot.

00:09:51.660 And then when you, exactly.

00:09:52.540 And then when you do this, you actually divide the audience that's watching into people who

00:09:56.420 are the victims, who are getting killed because of climate change.

00:09:59.360 And then if you're not in that band, then you're in the group who's, like, responsible

00:10:03.340 for the killing.

00:10:04.420 For the climate change, yeah.

00:10:05.220 You're on, like, the killer side because you don't believe in climate change.

00:10:07.560 So it's either are you with the killers or are you getting killed like the rest of us?

00:10:11.040 Subtle little verbal collectivism happening there from Joy Reid, and that's a technique

00:10:15.620 they use all the time.

00:10:16.600 It's a technique her script writers use.

00:10:18.440 Yeah, exactly.

00:10:19.180 You know, Joy Reid didn't pick it up.

00:10:21.920 All right, let's move on.

00:10:22.900 We have some Trump-Biden stuff to get to.

00:10:25.040 First things first, Trump was on the All In podcast yesterday.

00:10:28.220 Yeah.

00:10:28.760 Very cool.

00:10:29.480 Good to see that.

00:10:30.320 Good job to the All In people.

00:10:32.320 Yeah.

00:10:32.860 Finally, right?

00:10:33.660 I know.

00:10:34.480 Hey, I said a couple episodes ago, I said, you want to apologize to him?

00:10:38.120 And it's funny because I know there's one pretty anti-Trump guy still on the podcast,

00:10:42.300 and I haven't been able to watch all of it yet, but I want to see how he tries to, like,

00:10:45.480 weasel it.

00:10:45.940 Yeah.

00:10:46.620 Well, it's good to see him coming all the way around.

00:10:49.000 That's what we need, especially coming into this election.

00:10:51.520 Remember last episode, we showed Joe Biden falling asleep on stage, and then Obama had

00:10:56.520 to, like, drag him out by his ankles?

00:10:58.340 Yeah, of course.

00:10:59.020 He was just, like, held him upside down.

00:11:00.580 He burped him like a baby.

00:11:01.820 It was crazy.

00:11:03.080 Fact checkers were like, no, he did not burp him like a baby.

00:11:05.120 Yeah, so since then, the fact checkers came out in full force and said that that was a

00:11:09.800 deepfake video.

00:11:11.180 It wasn't real.

00:11:12.400 Right wings losing it and exaggerating what really happened, et cetera.

00:11:16.920 And then, so, you know, you hear that, and that's expected.

00:11:20.600 Deepfake?

00:11:21.100 You're like, wow, that was pretty subtle.

00:11:22.540 It was just grabbing his arm, Obama, after the event.

00:11:24.960 And they call it a deepfake, and it's like, I'm watching an uncut shot.

00:11:29.120 A wide shot.

00:11:29.860 A wide shot of him walking across the stage, and it takes 40 seconds, and there's no edits.

00:11:35.360 Yeah.

00:11:36.000 So it's like, what's the deepfake part?

00:11:38.380 But there was a clip that came out where No Lies with Brian Cohen said Trump needed help

00:11:44.860 offstage.

00:11:46.460 Look at this video of Trump walking offstage.

00:11:49.180 He shakes Don Jr.'s hand for a second, and then they're claiming this is Trump needing

00:11:53.440 help offstage because he's too old and frail to be the president.

00:11:56.360 Yeah.

00:11:56.780 No Lies with Brian.

00:11:58.080 And Tyler Cohen said, here's a photo of Trump having to hold someone's hand to guide him

00:12:01.600 offstage.

00:12:02.340 I'm sure this will get just as much coverage as the daily Biden old story gets.

00:12:06.600 And it's like Trump briefly for a moment shaking Don Jr.'s hand and acknowledging him.

00:12:11.540 And then, so, the fact checkers of, like, USA Today and the AP and whatever who are fact

00:12:16.900 checking the previous Biden stuff, they don't have anything to say about this.

00:12:20.600 But Twitter, the community notes just say, this is a blatant lie.

00:12:24.400 This was a photo of Trump shaking Don Jr.'s hand.

00:12:27.280 And as we can see with the video, we have it.

00:12:30.160 And then another thing came up where a lot of fact checkers.

00:12:32.940 So this is kind of our fact checker section.

00:12:35.260 And there's a rumor, a nasty rumor going around town, D.C. circles everywhere that says Joe

00:12:41.800 Biden is asking to sit during the debate, which is coming up next Thursday, the 27th.

00:12:47.060 And here's a screenshot, top stories, debunked claim that Biden will be seeded at debate.

00:12:52.920 No, Biden didn't demand to sit during debate with Trump.

00:12:55.720 Fact check.

00:12:56.640 CNN denies claims Biden wanted to sit.

00:12:58.940 So the fact checkers, they told you that first Biden video was fake.

00:13:03.420 The leftist guys are telling you Trump needs to hold someone's hand to walk offstage.

00:13:08.120 Even though it was a handshake.

00:13:09.140 Even though it was a clear handshake.

00:13:10.800 We have the video.

00:13:12.160 And now they're saying Biden never even asked.

00:13:14.240 Nobody even sniffed around if he could get a chair for a little bit of the debate.

00:13:17.900 So exactly.

00:13:18.720 So when Biden does something, it's not happening.

00:13:21.280 When Trump doesn't do something, it's evidence that it is happening, which is like the backwards

00:13:26.740 and upside down thing that we've been talking about for a while.

00:13:29.420 Because backwards is, oh, Biden's not doing anything.

00:13:33.260 It's not happening.

00:13:34.220 And then the upside down is, oh, Biden's not doing anything.

00:13:37.000 Actually, Trump's the one doing those old people things you think Biden's doing.

00:13:41.320 Yeah.

00:13:41.480 So it's truly backwards and upside down.

00:13:43.820 But it's hilarious to me.

00:13:45.100 They're citing deep fakes.

00:13:47.080 Like deep fakes just came out.

00:13:48.820 They just got introduced to the zeitgeist.

00:13:50.880 And the Democrats are immediately pulling the lever on.

00:13:53.100 That's a fake for Biden.

00:13:54.680 And then the fact checkers is now like if something's heavily fact check, the Biden's

00:13:59.960 sitting at the debate, that means at a minimum, someone on the Biden team asked, floated the

00:14:04.480 question or something.

00:14:05.740 You know, if the fact checkers come out full force for that, it kind of is where there's

00:14:09.720 smoke, there's fire type thing.

00:14:11.300 Exactly.

00:14:11.860 But Joe Biden's doing great.

00:14:13.000 He's looking good.

00:14:13.660 Here's him getting into a car the other day.

00:14:16.040 There he is.

00:14:16.820 He's about to get in.

00:14:18.600 Oh, leg doesn't lift that high.

00:14:20.900 Lift your leg 12 inches.

00:14:22.820 Slow, slow.

00:14:23.780 Don't want to get hurt.

00:14:25.760 That's nothing, though.

00:14:26.900 Joe Biden has to basically drag him into the car.

00:14:29.780 That's nothing.

00:14:30.760 Yeah.

00:14:30.940 And then the other day, he actually gave a speech to a group of people that they gathered

00:14:35.140 around him.

00:14:35.800 And here's what he said.

00:14:37.080 Thanks to all the members of Congress and Homeland Security Secretary.

00:14:43.300 I'm not sure you're going to do shit all the way.

00:14:47.000 That was a real cartoon shit.

00:14:48.760 Yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck, yuck.

00:14:50.220 Like, yeah.

00:14:50.920 And then Brian Cohen goes, Trump's losing his sharpness.

00:14:53.520 The guy can't talk.

00:14:54.860 Yeah.

00:14:55.100 Chuck Schumer's over here grilling meat and cheese that's totally raw.

00:14:58.400 Biden can't talk.

00:14:59.340 Getting in the SUV like a retard.

00:15:00.920 Obama's guiding him off stage.

00:15:03.140 And Trump shook a guy's hand for half a second.

00:15:05.880 So I'm beginning to think Trump doesn't know how to barbecue.

00:15:08.600 Yeah.

00:15:09.200 What?

00:15:10.340 All right.

00:15:11.120 And obviously, all this depends on which Biden they send out.

00:15:14.600 Yeah.

00:15:15.160 I actually saw this clip.

00:15:16.680 This is an older clip.

00:15:18.000 It's a compilation of older Biden.

00:15:19.660 But this is all within two weeks.

00:15:22.000 And we're going to play them all at once.

00:15:23.560 So it might be a little confusing.

00:15:24.580 But look at the difference in the three Bidens within two weeks from 2022.

00:15:29.220 And among pundits, you can't see where we're in a restaurant.

00:15:34.020 But if you look at a job market, consumer spending, you can't do it.

00:15:38.780 How do you change your speech pattern and body language so much within a few hours?

00:15:43.480 I would say that's two different drug cocktails, at least.

00:15:47.280 Uppers or like where he was at in the day.

00:15:50.060 And then there's something I can't explain, though.

00:15:52.520 Well, I think that the explanation would be the two different cocktails for sure or the different types of cocktails.

00:15:56.540 And then the guy in the middle is Jim Carrey in a mask and a bodysuit.

00:16:00.640 One of these needs to be different.

00:16:02.440 Yeah, that's what I'm saying.

00:16:03.500 So one of them is completely not Joe Biden.

00:16:06.200 And then the other two are Joe Biden on a different set of drugs here and there.

00:16:09.960 Yeah.

00:16:10.420 You know what's funny?

00:16:11.360 What if they said, oh, those are deep fakes of Joe.

00:16:14.160 And it's like, we've quietly been using deep fakes of Joe to give half his speeches.

00:16:18.080 And that's why it looks a little fucked up.

00:16:19.360 Yeah, those are deep fakes.

00:16:20.360 It's like, you guys released those.

00:16:21.620 Yeah, that was from the White House Twitter account.

00:16:25.040 All right.

00:16:25.560 So while Biden's barely keeping it together, they had some very special guests at the White House this week.

00:16:31.560 Yeah.

00:16:31.940 Here's a clip of them meeting Kamala.

00:16:35.420 Look at this reveal.

00:16:36.700 Oh, it's like a big lady meeting Kamala Harris or something.

00:16:39.380 She must be in communications.

00:16:40.540 Yeah.

00:16:40.880 Gigantic.

00:16:41.480 Whoa.

00:16:41.840 Oh, Jesus Christ.

00:16:43.360 It's an anomaly.

00:16:45.460 It's a man in a dress.

00:16:47.020 What a reveal.

00:16:48.640 Queer Eye for the Straight Guy, right?

00:16:50.280 Yeah, that's the Queer Eye for the Straight Guy team.

00:16:52.600 And then it's funny because this is who they bring to the White House to show that everything's fine.

00:16:58.580 Everything's normal.

00:16:59.520 Yeah.

00:16:59.760 It's like, oh, everything's good.

00:17:00.800 We got a bunch of guests at the White House.

00:17:02.460 We got a guy who thinks he's a girl in a dress with his husband.

00:17:05.560 Yeah.

00:17:06.200 Everything's fine over here.

00:17:07.800 This circus of twinks proves that everything is okay.

00:17:11.680 All in control at the White House.

00:17:13.800 Yeah.

00:17:14.020 And then also they say this is like the gayest administration ever.

00:17:17.240 They're always inviting twinks.

00:17:18.500 There was that trans guy who flashed people, all that weird shit.

00:17:22.220 And then also it's kind of one of the worst administrations.

00:17:24.720 So as soon as the administration gets pretty gay, things go downhill.

00:17:28.460 It's kind of reminding me of the chocolate in New York.

00:17:31.760 It kind of reminds me of society in general too.

00:17:34.140 Yeah.

00:17:34.640 Yeah.

00:17:34.940 Once things become openly gay.

00:17:37.520 It's aversive.

00:17:38.760 It kind of starts to suck after.

00:17:40.280 Yeah.

00:17:40.720 And then I saw another clip of these queer eye people and the guy kind of like sassed

00:17:45.360 Kamala and was like, oh, girl, like that.

00:17:48.680 And it's like, that's the vice president.

00:17:50.920 Nobody cares.

00:17:52.000 You know, nobody has the decorum anymore.

00:17:53.920 Obviously you can insult the Jim Carrey in Joe Biden mask, but that's a little different.

00:17:58.780 But there's like that gay sass that need to be a gay sassy guy overrides any sort of like

00:18:03.940 politeness.

00:18:04.760 I'm invited to the White House.

00:18:06.020 I should, you know, behave with honor.

00:18:07.940 If you ran into Joe Biden, say he came to like a restaurant in town to get some ice

00:18:12.100 cream.

00:18:12.500 Yeah.

00:18:12.720 Would you have decorum?

00:18:14.080 I would.

00:18:15.140 I would.

00:18:15.860 That's okay.

00:18:16.560 Yeah.

00:18:16.980 I don't think I would try to get him.

00:18:18.800 I would ask him a question on a selfie video and try and get him.

00:18:21.280 That's true.

00:18:21.840 You're more an on the street guy.

00:18:23.100 I would just kind of sit there and I'd film.

00:18:26.440 I'd hope for a trip.

00:18:27.520 I'd hope for something.

00:18:28.640 I'd hope for the Hillary Clinton meat bag tossed in the Secret Service van moment.

00:18:32.200 Would you take a picture with him and go?

00:18:34.660 No, I wouldn't ask for a picture.

00:18:36.360 I'd do at least that.

00:18:38.040 All right.

00:18:38.580 So while the circus twinks enjoy themselves at the White House, our political heroes are

00:18:44.080 being locked up.

00:18:45.040 Everyone knows that.

00:18:45.960 Yeah.

00:18:46.080 I saw this Alex Jones meme that really summed up what's going on with him.

00:18:50.920 Yeah.

00:18:51.180 Can you read it?

00:18:52.260 Yeah.

00:18:53.280 This is Dick Cheney.

00:18:54.400 Did disinformation about WMDs killing a million people, zero dollars in fine.

00:18:58.440 Uh, I don't know who this is actually, but the woman who declared Oxycontin safe and effective,

00:19:04.040 killing hundreds of thousands, zero dollars in fines.

00:19:06.820 And then Alex Jones, conspiracy theorist, caused zero fatalities, fined one billion dollars.

00:19:11.360 It's actually 1.5, right?

00:19:12.900 Yeah.

00:19:13.300 1.5.

00:19:14.240 Really coming for him.

00:19:15.480 Classic.

00:19:16.220 Very classic.

00:19:17.080 And then I saw this other article about Bannon.

00:19:19.540 So Bannon didn't cooperate with the subpoena.

00:19:21.580 And now they're obviously trying to put him in jail as well as Trump.

00:19:24.460 Not at all what Bannon was hoping for.

00:19:26.700 Ex-Trump advisor will reportedly serve prison sentence alongside violent criminals and may

00:19:31.700 end up at Rikers.

00:19:33.460 Yeah.

00:19:33.740 So they're going to put Bannon in Rikers.

00:19:36.260 And it's because he didn't cooperate with the subpoena.

00:19:39.520 And if you're wondering if that is a fair precedent, here's Joe Biden's thoughts on people

00:19:44.160 who don't cooperate with subpoenas.

00:19:45.740 We're discussing the people who defied congressional subpoenas on the January 6th committee.

00:19:50.280 I hope that the committee goes after them and holds them accountable.

00:19:54.940 Should they be prosecuted by the Justice Department?

00:19:56.480 I do, yes.

00:19:58.100 So you should be prosecuted for not cooperating with subpoenas.

00:20:00.640 No one's above the law.

00:20:01.800 That's the energy.

00:20:03.040 And then we have this story breaking.

00:20:05.260 DOJ will not prosecute A.G.

00:20:07.080 Garland for contempt for refusal to turn over audio from Biden's interview with Special

00:20:11.200 Counsel Robert Herr.

00:20:13.240 Yeah.

00:20:13.600 That's in a skiff.

00:20:14.940 Remember?

00:20:15.560 The secure compartmented information facility.

00:20:18.400 It's like a storage container at the basement of the Pentagon.

00:20:21.380 That's what we're up against.

00:20:23.580 It's like the rules for them and rules for us.

00:20:25.640 They apply the law to us to the T.

00:20:28.760 Yeah.

00:20:29.080 And then for them, you can just ballpark it.

00:20:31.580 They ballpark it.

00:20:32.320 They fire from the hip.

00:20:33.120 And then they invite every twink they can to the White House.

00:20:35.900 To distract you.

00:20:36.700 So that's what's up.

00:20:37.880 That's what's up.

00:20:38.700 So we're in deep.

00:20:39.960 Make sure you get your My Patriot supplies, folks.

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00:21:05.740 We're going to definitely be shouting out.

00:21:07.700 All right.

00:21:08.380 We have a migrant section.

00:21:10.200 Our last page of housekeeping.

00:21:11.880 This migrant section is mostly from France.

00:21:14.460 Yeah.

00:21:14.860 This woman who is pregnant was thrown off the bus by a third worlder.

00:21:19.880 Stomach first off the bus by some minority types.

00:21:31.340 Yeah.

00:21:31.640 And then those same types had a rally.

00:21:34.700 And here's them burning the French flag.

00:21:37.360 Muslims burning the French flag in France.

00:21:40.600 Doesn't make sense to me.

00:21:42.020 So that's who they're bringing in.

00:21:52.820 Yeah.

00:21:53.260 That's who needs.

00:21:54.360 That's what.

00:21:55.120 That's why we need diversity.

00:21:56.400 That's who needs to come in and be given a new life at the expense of taxpayers globally

00:22:00.920 as every Western country is dealing with people like this.

00:22:03.560 Yeah.

00:22:03.760 And that's who needs to come here to make your country better.

00:22:07.020 And Rappaui made a really good point last episode.

00:22:09.100 Basically, there's like out of the entire world's elections, you can really boil it down

00:22:14.580 to do you want more third world migrants here or do you want to get rid of all the third

00:22:19.100 world migrants?

00:22:19.960 Yeah.

00:22:20.260 It's a kind of a single issue decade of voting because we've seen the results already.

00:22:24.680 And it's it's a tsunami.

00:22:26.480 It's an avalanche.

00:22:27.480 It's hard to get them out.

00:22:28.860 Yeah.

00:22:29.160 It's very hard to get them out.

00:22:30.400 But it's something that everyone's noticing and dealing with.

00:22:33.200 And at first, it's probably, you know, they were in pockets.

00:22:35.520 They were in areas you don't really go to.

00:22:37.440 No big deal.

00:22:38.100 But then after a certain point, yeah, they're kind of everywhere and taking over all the

00:22:42.760 resources and they hate you.

00:22:44.540 Yeah.

00:22:44.800 That's where it gets a little dark.

00:22:46.160 Yeah.

00:22:46.440 And that's the thing, too.

00:22:47.620 Like you could make a like a classic liberal argument for the right to burn a flag of a

00:22:53.100 country or something.

00:22:54.140 And then I'd be like, OK, you know, someone who's they're really at their wits end.

00:22:57.900 They're frustrated.

00:22:58.580 They're a citizen and they think their government's abandoned them.

00:23:00.760 And it's like, but the person who just fucking got here is getting everything for free and

00:23:04.820 can go anywhere.

00:23:06.000 Was a refugee who could go anywhere in the world, basically.

00:23:09.200 And they're burning the flag.

00:23:10.820 It's like they should be backroom sucker punched and then thrown out of the country.

00:23:14.620 Yep.

00:23:15.160 Exactly.

00:23:16.180 There was a World War Two meme that kind of resonated with me.

00:23:19.420 Winning World War Two, country becomes borderless economic zone, infinite debt slavery, infinite

00:23:25.560 immigration, culture erased, six-year-old son becomes your daughter, 15-year-old daughter

00:23:30.020 becomes sex worker, government and media call you evil for existing.

00:23:34.020 You get thrown in jail for asking why.

00:23:36.140 So that's where we're at.

00:23:37.840 Hey, all those boys at Bastogne, I'm glad they broke through the line, you know, because

00:23:42.440 now we're not speaking German, brother.

00:23:44.540 Hell yeah.

00:23:45.120 We're a shitty economic zone and the OnlyFans revenue is high.

00:23:49.060 Sky high, but hell yeah.

00:23:50.360 No German.

00:23:51.080 We're not speaking German.

00:23:52.140 It's like speaking German as a French person is probably way better.

00:23:56.320 I know.

00:23:57.120 It's like they're pretty close.

00:23:58.720 Yeah.

00:23:59.120 All right.

00:23:59.440 Let's get back to the U.S. with our migrant section.

00:24:01.380 There was a man who was deported 16 times and he ended up killing someone, a man in Colorado.

00:24:07.800 Yeah.

00:24:08.060 This is a story that kind of is unique, A, for the number of times he was deported, but

00:24:12.600 you said it in the headline there.

00:24:14.520 16 times kills a man in Colorado.

00:24:16.520 A Mexican national previously deported from the U.S. 16 times has been charged for causing

00:24:21.360 a fatal car crash in Colorado.

00:24:24.100 Ignacio Cruz Mendoza, 47, faces charges including vehicular homicide, vehicular assault, reckless

00:24:29.780 driving, and driving without a commercial driver's license.

00:24:33.420 And we're going to show you the picture here of a gigantic semi tractor trailer.

00:24:38.760 So an illegal is driving a truck.

00:24:40.860 Which is like one of the most important industries in America, trucking.

00:24:45.080 And this guy's deported 16 times, but still got behind the wheel of a metal death machine

00:24:50.880 without really probably knowing even how it works fully.

00:24:54.420 Because we will never know because he never got tested.

00:24:56.820 He never got licensed.

00:24:57.720 So 16 times, our country is just not a serious thing.

00:25:02.860 We were going to play the video here.

00:25:04.060 Shaking from you out of nowhere.

00:25:06.480 And this is the video.

00:25:08.360 It's like sad.

00:25:09.440 It's the victim's daughter complaining about this.

00:25:13.440 Shaking from you out of nowhere.

00:25:14.900 He was just young.

00:25:19.380 He was only 64.

00:25:20.860 And I just want everybody to know my dad was fun.

00:25:25.340 He was an awesome dad.

00:25:27.180 He was an awesome grandfather.

00:25:29.020 He left behind a grandson and a granddaughter.

00:25:33.480 And they miss him.

00:25:35.760 We're all going to miss him.

00:25:37.140 Official sacred.

00:25:38.260 Very sad.

00:25:38.660 Yeah.

00:25:38.960 So that's like the toll.

00:25:41.060 Deported once, you should never be back.

00:25:43.620 Exactly.

00:25:43.860 Twice, you should get slapped on the wrist.

00:25:46.340 Like a little corporal punishment.

00:25:48.060 Once you hit that five, six, seven, backroom beat up type shit.

00:25:52.980 Yeah.

00:25:53.500 The progressives think this is like compassionate to let people come here.

00:25:57.900 And it's compassionate, whatever.

00:25:59.940 And they have a hard time realizing that some people are just bad.

00:26:03.480 Yeah.

00:26:03.640 Some people are bad and should be either jailed or put to death.

00:26:07.440 Yeah.

00:26:07.640 And then here's an interesting part about this.

00:26:09.420 ICE officials have also issued a detainer on Cruz Mendoza,

00:26:12.700 which requests that he be handed over to their custody if released from police

00:26:16.660 custody in Jefferson County, Colorado.

00:26:18.880 And you know how many times we've covered a story where like the local police

00:26:22.200 department ends up releasing a guy and then it slips through ICE's fingers

00:26:25.520 because, oh, it's Colorado.

00:26:26.820 We don't cooperate with ICE.

00:26:27.900 So, that's how someone gets 16 times deported and back in the country driving a truck anyway.

00:26:33.980 So, real sick shit.

00:26:35.180 It's like the whole America is like a place of freedom and that gets subverted where it's

00:26:40.140 like freedom for the bad people.

00:26:42.020 Free for all.

00:26:42.480 Yeah, exactly.

00:26:43.320 At the expense of Americans.

00:26:44.940 All right.

00:26:46.320 Speaking of some people being bad, I found this thing on the computer where basically

00:26:52.280 you look at the center, you look at the cross in the middle, the T, and you focus on that

00:26:59.100 and then your peripherals see the images on the left and right and it's actually pretty

00:27:04.240 trippy.

00:27:04.760 Check this out.

00:27:05.560 So, yeah, you look at this cross in the middle.

00:27:07.380 You look directly in the middle and everyone looks all warped and weird, right?

00:27:11.600 Are you seeing that, Richard?

00:27:12.900 Everyone's getting fucked up.

00:27:13.760 Everyone's got these weird warped faces, but then when you zoom out and just look at the

00:27:19.220 faces on their own, it's all normal faces.

00:27:23.760 All right.

00:27:24.240 What's your point here?

00:27:25.660 Oh, I just think that it's some people are saying this is what people really look like

00:27:30.260 when you look beyond the veil and the veil gets lifted.

00:27:32.760 Who's saying that?

00:27:33.540 Remember that thing from a few weeks ago of like people are having demon faces?

00:27:37.900 Yeah.

00:27:38.180 Because of like a mental illness thing.

00:27:39.460 I don't think I agreed with that a few weeks ago, but what?

00:27:41.600 I think it's the same thing where basically like you see people as they are, as they appear,

00:27:46.900 but then they're like, if the veil was ever lifted, you'd see them how they really look.

00:27:50.300 Okay.

00:27:50.640 And I think that's what you got going on in your peripherals.

00:27:53.020 So it's some sort of shallow Hal demon revealed thing?

00:27:56.340 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:27:56.840 Where shallow Hal sees them as skinny, even though they're fat?

00:27:59.400 Yeah.

00:27:59.780 And then you look in the middle, your peripherals see who these things actually are because

00:28:03.360 you're not, your brain's not filling them in because of the veil.

00:28:06.200 Okay.

00:28:06.620 The veil.

00:28:07.220 All right.

00:28:07.720 Thank you.

00:28:08.460 Yeah.

00:28:08.720 All right.

00:28:09.280 Next.

00:28:09.640 Your peripherals see the demons.

00:28:10.600 Okay.

00:28:10.920 All right.

00:28:11.620 Next.

00:28:12.260 All right.

00:28:12.840 Next, we have a little bit of a giant section.

00:28:15.260 Okay.

00:28:15.600 So first is a giant basketball player, high school kid who's 18.

00:28:19.100 And he's seven foot nine, right?

00:28:20.400 And he's seven foot nine and he can move.

00:28:24.700 Doesn't even jump.

00:28:26.120 Yeah.

00:28:26.420 Doesn't even jump.

00:28:27.180 Doesn't need to.

00:28:27.960 You literally can't stop him.

00:28:31.880 This is like the tallest guy in the NBA, would it be?

00:28:34.300 Yeah.

00:28:34.580 Yeah.

00:28:35.000 He's like tall, tall.

00:28:37.160 He's like eight inches taller than Shaq.

00:28:39.840 Yeah.

00:28:41.040 So that's going to change the game.

00:28:42.940 This is why I don't care about the NBA.

00:28:45.020 And we had this talk when that number one draft pick who looked like the guy who, who

00:28:48.920 looked like the little rascals sitting on each other's shoulders and a, and a big jacket.

00:28:52.240 Remember that?

00:28:53.320 Victor Wembaiana.

00:28:54.480 Remember him?

00:28:55.240 Yeah.

00:28:55.580 Yeah.

00:28:55.700 And now they're just doing slender man.

00:28:57.460 It's like, Oh, slender man drafted first by the Spurs.

00:29:00.300 Every team gets one slender man.

00:29:02.000 Every team gets a freak.

00:29:03.140 And then I'm like, okay, what do I care?

00:29:04.720 I'll go watch football.

00:29:05.740 Throw it to the freak.

00:29:06.560 Yeah.

00:29:07.120 Throw it to the freak.

00:29:07.960 What do I care if he's longer than everyone?

00:29:09.660 Like, uh, it's, there's no point.

00:29:12.120 Yeah.

00:29:12.420 I like that.

00:29:12.940 Every team gets one slender man though.

00:29:14.460 Cause that's kind of lit.

00:29:15.340 Yeah.

00:29:15.700 You're right.

00:29:16.420 I might come back.

00:29:17.460 It comes like a circus thing.

00:29:18.920 You're right.

00:29:19.560 You're right.

00:29:20.060 But I'm not in it for the circus.

00:29:21.380 I'm, you know, I'm in, I'm in sports to watch skill or something like baseball, you

00:29:26.120 know, nobody's anybody.

00:29:27.240 They're just regular guys.

00:29:28.400 So baseball went the other way where they used to have a midgets in there with a small

00:29:33.300 batter's box and they made them illegal.

00:29:34.920 Yeah.

00:29:35.180 Jose Altuve.

00:29:36.420 Yeah.

00:29:36.820 You see how Rappo, you know, stuff like that.

00:29:38.360 I just know he's the smallest guy or one of the smallest guys.

00:29:40.820 He knows like people, he knows like supporting actors in movies too.

00:29:43.340 He'll be like, Oh, Michael Peña.

00:29:44.640 I love Michael Peña.

00:29:45.800 You know a lot of good names.

00:29:47.180 He's a character actor.

00:29:47.900 He's a good reference guy, which is good.

00:29:49.120 Cause my brain doesn't hold information.

00:29:51.400 Yeah.

00:29:51.560 But you know, you see past the veil and I don't.

00:29:54.640 So we balance each other out.

00:29:56.400 Not give you bucks, son.

00:29:57.440 All right.

00:29:57.820 Chill.

00:29:58.100 Don't touch me.

00:29:58.780 Let's go to the next thing.

00:30:00.500 The next giant of our giant section.

00:30:02.180 This shark.

00:30:03.140 Yeah.

00:30:03.560 Look at this.

00:30:04.120 You guys are in the water.

00:30:05.000 Everything's fine.

00:30:05.660 Oh, there's a bird.

00:30:06.680 We're all normal.

00:30:09.360 There's a fucking shark right there.

00:30:11.460 Yeah.

00:30:12.200 Look at that.

00:30:13.360 Yeah.

00:30:13.720 Coming to a beach near you.

00:30:14.920 It's the summer.

00:30:16.240 All right.

00:30:17.360 Is that Jaws?

00:30:18.340 Is that Jaws reference or something?

00:30:19.640 Yeah, maybe.

00:30:20.500 All right.

00:30:20.800 All right.

00:30:21.080 Let's get out of this.

00:30:22.080 It is the summer.

00:30:22.940 So we want, obviously, to be healthy.

00:30:25.520 You know, we're getting our beach bodies ready.

00:30:27.660 But we also want to keep it 100 and not poison ourselves, obviously, with the seed oils and

00:30:32.140 the plastics and the fillers and the pesticides.

00:30:35.580 Yeah.

00:30:35.700 I have a new tip for everybody.

00:30:37.980 Cooking in tinfoil, don't do it anymore.

00:30:40.560 Please stop cooking with aluminum foil.

00:30:42.300 It is shown that when heated, it leaks into your food.

00:30:45.220 Aluminum is a neurotoxin and has zero known use in the human body.

00:30:49.840 Use unbleached parchment paper instead, he says.

00:30:52.460 There you go.

00:30:52.640 That's what we do.

00:30:53.620 Yeah.

00:30:53.920 And they say unbleached parchment paper is good for, like, lower temperatures, baking, everything.

00:31:00.040 Low and slow?

00:31:00.620 When you're on a grill, you can't use it, though, because that lights it on fire.

00:31:05.080 Exactly.

00:31:05.860 So we don't need to be adding metals to our food, obviously.

00:31:10.040 And then everyone thinks brown rice is better than white rice.

00:31:13.700 Yeah.

00:31:13.900 I think brown rice is healthy.

00:31:14.980 Chipotle did the psyop on everybody, and they're like, well, add brown rice.

00:31:17.880 Yeah.

00:31:18.420 Guys, they're both not good for you.

00:31:20.600 So if you have to pick, just pick the white rice because it tastes better if you're going

00:31:23.500 to eat it.

00:31:24.440 But they're both not good for you.

00:31:26.060 Look at the insulin spikes from each.

00:31:27.620 It's the same.

00:31:28.500 Yeah.

00:31:28.940 The same amount of spike.

00:31:30.760 And what's the...

00:31:31.940 Brown rice has 50% to 80% more arsenic, more phytates and lectins, harder to digest,

00:31:37.720 and it tastes worse.

00:31:39.080 So if you're going to pick, they're both not ideal.

00:31:41.260 But if you're going to pick, just pick the white rice.

00:31:43.160 All right.

00:31:43.440 That's fair.

00:31:43.840 And then if you want rice that is actually not as bad for you and not going to spike

00:31:48.060 your insulin as much, do whole grain or ancient grain.

00:31:54.580 Ancient grain.

00:31:55.200 All right.

00:31:55.420 So those are the two.

00:31:56.260 It was a little bit better.

00:31:57.040 All right.

00:31:57.380 Moving on.

00:31:57.980 Remember in school when we were younger, when we were learning math, they tried to teach

00:32:03.200 us log?

00:32:04.520 Yeah.

00:32:06.060 Logarithic.

00:32:06.540 What the hell was that?

00:32:08.240 Log parentheses and some stupid stuff.

00:32:10.760 No, that was valuable.

00:32:11.860 That was valuable and you don't remember it.

00:32:14.140 Oh, yeah.

00:32:14.800 If you took a limitless NZT pill, you'd remember what that was for.

00:32:18.900 I have no...

00:32:19.340 Well, do you know what it's for?

00:32:20.580 No, no.

00:32:21.200 Not anymore.

00:32:22.160 It's not off the top of my head.

00:32:24.440 All right.

00:32:24.920 Speaking of stupid stuff in school...

00:32:27.080 I'm at the point where I am forgetting a lot recently.

00:32:31.740 Which is good.

00:32:32.480 I took calculus.

00:32:33.740 I took AP calculus at the end of high school.

00:32:36.340 Yeah.

00:32:36.720 And I didn't get a good grade on the AP test because I had already gotten into college and

00:32:40.960 I was falling off.

00:32:41.760 But I'm forgetting a lot of simple math stuff.

00:32:44.400 Do you remember anything from calculus, like an equation?

00:32:46.720 No, barely.

00:32:47.740 So it's like I never...

00:32:48.800 Calculus was the first to go.

00:32:49.660 But I never learned it and then you did learn it and you're losing it and we're ending up

00:32:53.780 at the same spot anyway.

00:32:54.980 You're right.

00:32:55.780 You're right.

00:32:56.160 So do you agree that it was right to never learn it?

00:33:01.060 Maybe.

00:33:02.400 No comment.

00:33:03.940 All right.

00:33:04.500 Speaking of school and what we used to do in school, I don't know if you guys remember

00:33:07.640 this.

00:33:08.040 I do.

00:33:08.700 As a kid, you ever get the laser pointer set?

00:33:11.740 Yeah.

00:33:12.320 Look at this thing I found online.

00:33:13.920 It says, how old are you?

00:33:14.660 Like, I'm this old?

00:33:15.560 Uh-huh.

00:33:15.840 That laser pointer set, that was a hot prize when I was in high school.

00:33:20.340 Oh, yeah.

00:33:20.940 And it had the different, like, filters on it.

00:33:23.020 So it would be a star laser pointer or, like, whatever.

00:33:26.160 And you pointed at Ms. Gutman and she accuses the black kid of doing it.

00:33:29.820 I don't remember ever...

00:33:31.320 That shit would get you in so trouble at school.

00:33:34.120 Like, you would never...

00:33:35.040 You could only do it on the old teachers.

00:33:36.940 Okay.

00:33:37.360 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

00:33:38.060 Who didn't even know that that was possible.

00:33:39.860 Gotcha.

00:33:40.400 All right.

00:33:40.840 Let's move on.

00:33:42.740 I already said to remember they tried to teach us logs and math.

00:33:45.200 That was crazy.

00:33:45.960 All right.

00:33:46.140 This is the end of our housekeeping.

00:33:47.700 Sandwich of Summer is going to be announced on Tuesday.

00:33:50.580 Okay.

00:33:51.060 So be ready for that.

00:33:53.080 Also, make sure you keep sending us your crowdsourced uplifting gold.

00:33:56.760 If you guys have uplifting gold in your lives, send it to Zach at Fleckistalks.com.

00:34:01.360 Email, Z-A-C-H.

00:34:03.120 That's the fake intern.

00:34:04.140 And I'm seeing some clips to that email.

00:34:06.340 I've been looking over Zach's shoulder and I've been seeing some of the clips.

00:34:10.300 It's not meant to show, like, a funny clip that you found online.

00:34:13.700 We're talking about, like, your life.

00:34:15.480 Yeah.

00:34:15.600 Like, a video of your kid or your dog.

00:34:17.220 Your kid hitting a home run.

00:34:18.180 Yeah.

00:34:18.500 Stuff like that.

00:34:19.680 Him going off a jump on a bike.

00:34:21.520 Not, like, something you found on the internet.

00:34:23.580 Those will be deleted.

00:34:24.880 Yep.

00:34:25.240 So send that to that email and we're going to show them on Tuesday.

00:34:28.960 We're going to have, like, an extended uplifting gold.

00:34:32.440 And also, we're going to do a bunch of shout-outs Tuesday.

00:34:34.240 No shout-outs today.

00:34:35.600 It's all going to happen on Tuesday before the vacation.

00:34:38.520 Obviously, sign up for Bonusland, too.

00:34:40.340 We're going to be off next Friday and the Tuesday and Friday after that.

00:34:44.160 But there's going to be a ton of Bonusland content for Bonusland members.

00:34:47.920 Fluckustalks.com is the website.

00:34:49.400 At least two episodes, right?

00:34:50.820 Yeah.

00:34:51.040 Of Bonusland stuff.

00:34:52.620 Frankie Fasthands.

00:34:53.880 Can you play him before we get into cringe?

00:34:56.600 Pretty self-explanatory.

00:34:58.000 Here he is.

00:34:58.420 Frankie Fasthands.

00:34:59.420 Oh.

00:35:00.780 That's probably all he's got.

00:35:02.440 Yeah.

00:35:02.860 That's his only move.

00:35:03.900 Oh.

00:35:05.340 Wait a sec.

00:35:08.020 Holy shit.

00:35:09.380 That's pretty fast.

00:35:10.160 Pistol Pete.

00:35:10.940 That's why they call him Frankie Fasthands.

00:35:12.540 Yeah.

00:35:12.820 All right.

00:35:13.100 Last thing of housekeeping before we get into cringe.

00:35:15.700 Remember Mark Wahlberg opened up the Fleca restaurant?

00:35:18.600 Yeah.

00:35:18.860 In honor of us.

00:35:19.700 Yep.

00:35:20.140 Someone, a show watcher, went out and saw it and shouted us out.

00:35:24.140 Wow.

00:35:27.140 Fleca Talks, baby.

00:35:32.140 Tuesdays and Fridays, ladies and gentlemen.

00:35:35.880 That guy gets it.

00:35:37.400 That guy gets it.

00:35:38.020 I love to see it.

00:35:40.700 Yeah.

00:35:41.160 That's why they do it.

00:35:42.000 That's why you do it.

00:35:42.800 Yep.

00:35:43.100 All right.

00:35:43.580 That is the end of housekeeping.

00:35:45.120 We are moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:35:50.140 All right.

00:35:50.800 Our first part of Cringe is a Caitlin Clark update.

00:35:54.000 You guys remember we covered this a couple of days ago.

00:35:56.760 Yeah.

00:35:57.000 Caitlin Clark's getting bullied in the league.

00:35:58.760 Everyone's kind of being mean to her on and off the court.

00:36:01.160 She needs enforcers.

00:36:02.600 Someone needs to eat a suspension.

00:36:04.160 Throw a punch.

00:36:04.860 Right?

00:36:05.360 Yep.

00:36:05.660 And then even off the court, everyone's bickering with her.

00:36:08.400 And like...

00:36:08.920 Everyone's really nipping.

00:36:09.800 Everyone's got a fucking little chirp.

00:36:11.260 It's not good enough.

00:36:12.220 She's not perfect enough.

00:36:13.640 She needs to do this.

00:36:14.560 She needs to do that.

00:36:15.500 Look at this pathetic video from Summer Sanders critiquing Caitlin Clark.

00:36:20.660 This is Michael Phelps swimming in the Olympics.

00:36:24.080 It's pretty tough.

00:36:24.840 That's her background.

00:36:25.700 My name is Summer.

00:36:29.220 You don't know me, but I actually have been a part of basketball for a really long time.

00:36:33.680 But before that, I was a part of the chlorinated sport of swimming.

00:36:37.640 And I know that you have a really special screensaver, but I wanted to offer one up for you.

00:36:42.140 So you let me know if you would like to change it to this screensaver.

00:36:46.000 However, it's even more of a throwback.

00:36:48.160 We're talking 1992, the original kid who would breathe every stroke and butterfly.

00:36:54.040 You know where to find me.

00:36:55.060 What the fuck is everyone talking about?

00:36:57.320 What the fuck was that?

00:36:58.700 That was one of the most pathetic things I've ever seen in my life.

00:37:01.780 Inserting yourself into a Caitlin Clark dialogue that nobody asked you for.

00:37:05.420 And you're trying to tell her that, oh, it would be better if you switched your background

00:37:09.180 from Michael Phelps, who has 66 gold medals, to Summer Sanders, who has six gold medals.

00:37:14.720 Michael Phelps would smoke Summer Sanders in a swimming race.

00:37:17.300 Yeah.

00:37:17.640 And Summer Sanders, what were you, on Nickelodeon or something?

00:37:19.660 Why does that name sound familiar to me?

00:37:21.040 She's on Nickelodeon for sure.

00:37:22.640 Yeah.

00:37:23.040 And then she's 50.

00:37:24.340 I don't know what she does now.

00:37:25.860 You're too old to be doing this, Summer Sanders.

00:37:27.540 What the fuck did you just do?

00:37:29.380 What did you just say to her?

00:37:31.400 As if her phone background is up for debate or like she's taking submissions.

00:37:35.680 Clearly, the interview just asked her, what's your background right now?

00:37:39.180 It makes me sick.

00:37:40.640 And is that what people are up to on social media?

00:37:42.720 Is this a boomer thing?

00:37:43.740 Is that like an old person thing?

00:37:45.120 It might be a boomer thing.

00:37:46.440 She got confused?

00:37:47.620 It might be a confused boomer type thing.

00:37:49.940 All right.

00:37:50.140 And then people, look at this tweet that someone else sent.

00:37:53.100 Does Caitlin Clark refusing to speak out about Justin Timberlake's DUI is disturbing?

00:37:57.060 Does she support drunk driving?

00:37:59.400 That's basically what we're dealing with here.

00:38:01.280 I know.

00:38:01.920 That's a bit, obviously.

00:38:03.720 But what the hell was that from Summer Sanders?

00:38:06.240 Can you read my comment?

00:38:07.100 And I commented on this and I've DM'd her too, but she didn't reply.

00:38:10.760 Yo, Caitlin Clark, do not change your background.

00:38:13.280 You need to stand tall.

00:38:14.460 She's trying to cast a spell on you.

00:38:16.820 Very true.

00:38:17.560 Very weird stuff.

00:38:18.880 Well, hey, Caitlin Clark, here's me locked in at golf with my visor at some shit country club.

00:38:23.660 Can you make that your background?

00:38:25.500 I don't get it, man.

00:38:28.500 So Caitlin Clark, I've never seen, well, I don't know.

00:38:31.560 I don't want to say I've never seen because Donald Trump is out there.

00:38:34.340 But like a figure come out, and Caitlin Clark is obviously way less controversial, and just break everyone's brains and have them acting like mouth breather, retarded people.

00:38:44.860 Yeah.

00:38:45.260 Especially the anchors, the coaches, sports talk radio people.

00:38:50.240 Everyone just has gone cuckoo.

00:38:52.740 Yeah.

00:38:52.840 What are you, a 50-something-year-old woman, well past her prime, begging to be her background?

00:38:57.880 You can make me your phone background.

00:38:58.940 You can make me your background.

00:38:59.980 What are you talking about?

00:39:01.040 And also the big takeaway here is obviously women's sports is women complaining about not getting as much money or as attention as men.

00:39:09.780 Yeah.

00:39:10.020 Right?

00:39:10.440 Yeah.

00:39:10.660 And then a woman finally does start getting attention, and this is what they do.

00:39:15.240 They attack her and try to take it away from her or tell her why it's wrong or how it could be used better.

00:39:19.920 Yeah.

00:39:20.120 Isn't that cool?

00:39:20.680 Here's what you need to do.

00:39:21.880 Someone who's never been in your position before, they immediately start giving advice.

00:39:26.560 I don't get it.

00:39:27.040 Yeah, I really don't get it.

00:39:28.200 And also, like, when it comes to women's basketball, you know how she's getting bullied on the court, getting fouled?

00:39:33.160 I actually don't trust women to know where the line is.

00:39:37.800 Yeah, they might, like, come out and tear her ACL or something under her leg.

00:39:41.660 Yeah, like, I even saw some clips from when she was in college, like, some girl threw an elbow at her.

00:39:46.220 And it's like, men know how to play hard to and through the whistle and maybe a little dirty.

00:39:52.600 You know the line.

00:39:53.480 You know where you can sneak a punch or spit in someone's face or call them a pussy or whatever, twist their arm.

00:39:58.820 Yeah.

00:39:58.940 There's, like, little things you can do, but there's a line where you're not going to, like, injure somebody.

00:40:03.620 You don't fall on their knees or something.

00:40:05.440 Yeah, like, you make it brutal to play against you, but you also don't, like, severely injure someone on purpose.

00:40:13.300 The girls are, like, trying to imitate what they see the guys do, and they don't fully understand, and they're actually going to get someone hurt.

00:40:19.240 Yeah.

00:40:19.520 So I don't think they have that same skill, the guys do, of, like, playing relentlessly, you know?

00:40:24.460 Again, we've never seen women's basketball, so this is all based on social media and, like, puzzle work and clips.

00:40:31.000 But from the physical attacks on Caitlin Clark that I'm seeing, it seems like these girls don't know how to play dirty.

00:40:37.760 Yep.

00:40:38.060 All right.

00:40:38.380 Let's go to the next clip.

00:40:40.360 We're in our trans section.

00:40:42.020 This is another man in the street.

00:40:43.900 This is the same guy from last time.

00:40:45.880 The last time the question was what?

00:40:47.600 Do you remember?

00:40:48.160 It was who would you, who is, like, better for gay rights, and it was a guy who literally said Hamas or a guy who had a MAGA shirt on, and everybody chose Hamas because he was brown.

00:40:57.680 Yep.

00:40:57.840 So he's using AI images again to make people choose.

00:41:00.320 So this question is who would you rather teach your kid, and it's a blue-haired idiot on the left, and on the right it says God first, a guy in, like, a red God first shirt.

00:41:09.300 Out of these two choices, who would you rather taught your kids?

00:41:12.600 I don't think religion needs to be in our schools.

00:41:15.560 Okay.

00:41:15.980 What do you think?

00:41:16.580 Same.

00:41:17.200 Okay.

00:41:17.420 And why is that?

00:41:19.240 Because children do not need to be groomed for religion in their classrooms.

00:41:24.980 And what do you like about the guy with the blue hair?

00:41:27.940 Well, he's not wearing a God shirt.

00:41:29.620 Well, the person with blue hair, honestly, because they're really into self-expression, obviously, and that's an important part of, you know, being someone and knowing who you are.

00:41:38.140 With the second option, the guy with the red shirt, what would your concerns be with him teaching your kids?

00:41:44.740 Honestly, the religion part.

00:41:46.220 The God first shirt.

00:41:47.420 Religion shouldn't be a part of any, like, teachings that are done in a school environment.

00:41:52.020 So interesting to hear the word grooming coming out of the they, their mouth.

00:41:56.060 Yeah, with a free mom hugs shirt and the grotesque lesbian body.

00:42:00.580 Despite having a husband?

00:42:02.580 I don't know.

00:42:03.300 Husband.

00:42:03.880 Looks like he's her little twink boy and she gave up a long time ago.

00:42:08.020 Yeah.

00:42:08.300 So the biggest thing that these people hate is God.

00:42:11.280 Yeah.

00:42:11.440 Because God, in another way, is also, like, societal standards.

00:42:15.780 Shame, standards, honor.

00:42:17.840 Exactly.

00:42:18.260 Like a line.

00:42:19.400 And that's why they like self-expression so much because when they express themselves, instead of trying to live up to standards that are established in society with the foundation being in God and the church,

00:42:30.220 their self-expression is going in the opposite direction of that and ruining whatever they had going for them.

00:42:36.980 So, oh, you have, if you have long hair, you're going to buzz your head and dye your head blue.

00:42:40.920 There's no wrong answer, right?

00:42:42.720 Exactly.

00:42:42.920 In self-expression, anything you do is yourself.

00:42:45.520 So they know that they, deep down, can't compete and can't live up to the standards that are established in society.

00:42:51.720 So all they can do is destroy it, which is such, like, an anti-God thing.

00:42:55.800 And then grooming coming out of that pig's mouth.

00:42:58.760 That's unbelievable, yeah.

00:42:59.900 Unreal.

00:43:00.800 So she does like grooming, just not this type, that type of grooming, the religious grooming that she calls it.

00:43:08.060 And it's like, well, that's pretty standard.

00:43:11.080 America was kind of founded by Christians and you're subverting that and now you're thinking, oh, who has a say now?

00:43:18.360 Some gay guy.

00:43:19.440 Oh, this fat person.

00:43:20.940 Whoever.

00:43:21.720 Everybody can raise your kid, right?

00:43:23.440 So, yeah.

00:43:24.380 And then it's, and the way it works is, like, these people work so hard to get God out of school.

00:43:30.380 And then what fills that void?

00:43:32.240 Indiana Jones switch with some gay shit.

00:43:34.720 Gay shit.

00:43:35.420 Trans shit.

00:43:37.100 Illegal immigrants.

00:43:38.500 Diversity constantly.

00:43:39.560 All this stuff about compassion and all that stuff, it ends up leading to the lowest common denominator.

00:43:46.240 It ends up going to a pretty dark place.

00:43:47.740 We take God out of schools.

00:43:49.060 Yeah.

00:43:49.400 The good news is God is going back in.

00:43:51.840 Well, God is everywhere.

00:43:52.960 Yeah.

00:43:53.120 Let's keep that on the forefront.

00:43:55.820 But they're putting the Ten Commandments back into schools in Louisiana.

00:43:59.720 Yeah.

00:44:00.000 Louisiana becomes the first state to require Ten Commandments to be displayed in every public classroom.

00:44:05.280 And then the ACLU hears that and they get very upset.

00:44:11.300 It says, breaking, we're suing Louisiana for requiring all public schools to display the Ten Commandments in every classroom.

00:44:16.500 Public schools are not Sunday schools.

00:44:18.400 Yeah.

00:44:18.980 No, you can't have God in the classroom.

00:44:21.300 I'm going to sue you.

00:44:23.980 They turn into that demon.

00:44:25.900 What were you saying before?

00:44:26.740 Where the demon?

00:44:27.420 You can see the demon?

00:44:28.500 Schools need to be godless.

00:44:30.320 Yeah.

00:44:30.780 And then Gavin Newsom said, Louisiana has the worst crime rate in the nation, but this is their priority.

00:44:37.100 And it's like, well, maybe if you had standards in your schools and in your society and you had more God in your society, you wouldn't have the worst crime rate.

00:44:45.920 Yeah.

00:44:46.300 Right?

00:44:46.500 And it's about more than that.

00:44:48.980 There's a demographics issue going on in Louisiana, too.

00:44:51.480 Yeah.

00:44:51.860 That causes that crime rate.

00:44:53.420 Well, let's move on to our second page and last page of Cringe.

00:44:57.720 We have a new pet, a new favorite twink, a LeBron Kobe level twink.

00:45:03.620 Yeah.

00:45:04.020 Five star recruit.

00:45:05.200 New, fresh.

00:45:06.320 He came out of nowhere.

00:45:07.260 But this guy already has like almost a million followers on Instagram, so he is a rising star in the game.

00:45:13.280 You'll see him on billboards and ads soon enough, right?

00:45:15.900 When I first saw him, I thought it was someone doing a bit because it was so unbelievable.

00:45:20.380 Look at this before and after.

00:45:24.160 Transphobes.

00:45:24.700 You can't change your gender.

00:45:26.880 Oh, yeah?

00:45:27.380 And he goes, oh, yeah?

00:45:29.000 I just put on a bra and lipstick.

00:45:31.060 The exact same thing.

00:45:32.680 What now?

00:45:34.320 Oh, man.

00:45:35.360 And then, yeah, let's let this next one play, too.

00:45:37.760 Hey, everyone.

00:45:38.880 Sorry.

00:45:39.380 I look like a hot mess today.

00:45:41.880 I just wanted to vent a little bit.

00:45:43.980 I feel like dates can be so cheap.

00:45:47.940 The last couple of dates that I've gone on, I've expected the guy to pay because I feel like the man should pay for the first date.

00:45:54.820 And they just don't want to.

00:45:58.060 And so I just had a date earlier this afternoon, and I sat there when the bill came.

00:46:04.420 And finally, I just said, the guy should pay first and kind of pushed it towards him.

00:46:08.880 And he said, well, in that case, you should pay.

00:46:12.700 Yeah.

00:46:13.380 There's no clear delineation here.

00:46:15.260 What are you talking about?

00:46:16.620 You sound like a crazy person.

00:46:18.640 You sound nuts.

00:46:19.660 You're clearly a guy.

00:46:20.600 I'm gay.

00:46:21.520 You know, I'm gay.

00:46:22.700 What are we doing here?

00:46:24.120 This is my favorite because it's so low effort.

00:46:27.680 Yeah.

00:46:28.120 You just put on lipstick, a dress.

00:46:30.900 And you painted your nails.

00:46:31.680 Painted your nails.

00:46:32.480 And then everything else is the same.

00:46:34.300 You're hairy.

00:46:35.320 You're disgusting.

00:46:36.120 Short guy haircut.

00:46:37.360 This is like someone you'd find in a Long Island gym.

00:46:39.700 I know.

00:46:40.260 The normal Long Island guy with the stupid tattoos.

00:46:42.980 He looks in the mirror at himself a little too long.

00:46:45.200 Yeah.

00:46:45.740 And I think there's something going on here.

00:46:47.740 We may have floated this theory in the past.

00:46:50.540 I think there's a situation where guys do steroids.

00:46:54.960 Yeah.

00:46:55.140 They fuck up their own natural testosterone.

00:46:57.580 Then they get off steroids.

00:46:59.460 And then you're left with like messed up hormones and you think you're a girl.

00:47:04.700 There's a power vacuum and then twink shit starts surfacing.

00:47:07.520 So you increase your testosterone.

00:47:09.100 Your natural testosterone goes down.

00:47:10.400 So you're a high testosterone man.

00:47:11.780 And then you get rid of the test and now you're back to like women level testosterone.

00:47:16.880 And an example of that would be the WWE guy who became a woman with his wife who we've

00:47:20.980 covered multiple times on the show.

00:47:22.400 Right.

00:47:22.600 Yep.

00:47:22.860 So let's play this clip.

00:47:23.920 This guy's getting a lot of DMs.

00:47:26.320 Hey everyone.

00:47:27.020 Okay.

00:47:27.300 I just have to jump on here because my DMs are full of guys trying to talk to me and take

00:47:34.700 me out.

00:47:35.460 And although it's flattering, it's too much.

00:47:40.480 I'm getting so much hate on my page that you would be shocked to see all of the messages

00:47:46.180 from potential suitors and guys saying they want to wife me up.

00:47:50.900 It's wild.

00:47:52.880 So anyways, I am a single lady.

00:47:56.040 Yes.

00:47:56.520 But it doesn't mean that I want to date somebody online.

00:47:59.940 I feel like I let that play for too long.

00:48:02.260 Oh, I was watching this and just like, this might sound dark, but I was watching and I

00:48:07.060 was like, I was hoping his grandparents are dead.

00:48:09.600 I dude, that's true.

00:48:11.060 That's true.

00:48:12.320 Not Nona and Papa don't need to see this shit.

00:48:15.260 Yeah.

00:48:15.540 Imagine him visiting and like the old house that hasn't changed since like 96, you know

00:48:19.880 how old people, they don't update their houses anymore.

00:48:22.300 Sitting on the plastic couch.

00:48:23.520 And then all the pictures they have are like from when you were a kid.

00:48:26.260 Cause they don't keep getting pictures.

00:48:27.660 There's no reason for you to go to a photographer.

00:48:29.280 And so we see all the little kid pictures and then this guy with the shoulders comes

00:48:32.840 up and he's in a dress.

00:48:33.960 Hi Nona.

00:48:35.020 And it's like two years ago, he was completely normal guy.

00:48:38.580 Yeah.

00:48:38.860 So then like all of a sudden this new person comes and they don't fully get it.

00:48:43.120 We have some B-roll going in the background here of his page and what it looks like.

00:48:47.360 And I kind of put together a reel of what it looks like to go through each individual

00:48:52.260 reel.

00:48:52.940 Can you play that one?

00:48:54.140 Hey everyone.

00:48:55.100 Hope you're having a great day.

00:48:56.420 Hi everyone.

00:48:57.440 I got this super cute bikini from Victoria's Secret.

00:49:01.100 Hey everyone.

00:49:02.460 So I just have to vent for a second.

00:49:04.140 Hey everyone.

00:49:05.240 So my HRT journey has started.

00:49:08.100 Hey everyone.

00:49:09.240 I hope you're all having a great day.

00:49:11.340 So not sure if you knew, but normally I wear contacts.

00:49:15.180 All right.

00:49:15.800 Hey everyone.

00:49:16.680 Oh my God.

00:49:17.780 We love this guy.

00:49:18.700 Yeah.

00:49:18.940 I hope as LeBron level twink.

00:49:21.840 Yeah.

00:49:22.360 Yeah.

00:49:22.620 That's a one.

00:49:23.460 What do they call it?

00:49:24.300 Generational talent.

00:49:25.180 Once in a lifetime recruit.

00:49:27.080 We'll see.

00:49:27.700 We'll follow his career with great interest.

00:49:29.420 And sooner or later, one of these, uh, twinks that we follow, big titty woodshop teacher,

00:49:34.680 Dylan, all like all the main famous ones, Mr. Sir.

00:49:38.100 Remember who, who goes on the live streams.

00:49:39.820 One of them is going to commit a very heinous crime soon and it's going to get dark.

00:49:44.520 So that's a good point.

00:49:46.360 That's a good point.

00:49:47.100 Mr.

00:49:47.620 Sir is on my top end of that.

00:49:49.380 You know, Mr.

00:49:49.880 Sir.

00:49:50.160 I know Mr.

00:49:50.820 Sir.

00:49:50.940 I think, uh, this guy's more of a girl than Dylan Mulvaney.

00:49:58.860 All right.

00:49:59.480 Just to get that out there.

00:50:00.640 Uh, speaking of twinks, you want to move on to this?

00:50:02.640 Yeah.

00:50:03.040 Sam Smith at the airport.

00:50:04.540 So here's him at the airport, just like us going through security, normal guy, normal

00:50:08.740 outfit.

00:50:09.120 And then once you get to, when security splits into two lines and you're like, Oh, is that

00:50:12.620 Sam Smith behind us?

00:50:13.600 Then you turn and you go, yeah, it is.

00:50:15.400 Oh my God.

00:50:16.920 That's what his pants are.

00:50:18.580 That's what he's up to.

00:50:19.580 This twink cowboy boot, ripped up pants.

00:50:22.140 And he's got a purse on and he's not taking the boots off before security.

00:50:25.500 This is a no, no, Sam.

00:50:27.200 It's a fashion faux pas and a TSA.

00:50:29.800 No, no.

00:50:30.500 So that's a good point.

00:50:31.800 And with the Sam Smith thing and obviously the other guy and all the trans things we're

00:50:36.160 seeing, he kind of like, I don't, I like to zoom out and take a wider perspective and

00:50:41.060 try to understand what's going on.

00:50:42.860 And the progressives will say there's more gays and trans because everyone's more accepting

00:50:49.000 and tolerant now.

00:50:50.160 Free to be themselves.

00:50:50.800 And so it's like the same amount as there used to be, but now everyone's more accepting

00:50:54.800 and tolerant.

00:50:55.460 And they use that, like, uh, they use that societal theme to disguise what they actually

00:51:02.440 did, which is put chemicals in the water to make everyone weaker and gay.

00:51:05.200 Yeah.

00:51:05.560 Chemicals in the water, chemicals in the food, everything's bad.

00:51:08.260 Testosterone's at an all time low.

00:51:09.540 So they're like, oh, these are the same amount of gays, but just now everyone's more comfortable

00:51:13.300 coming out.

00:51:14.120 That's why 25% of Gen Z is gay or LGBT.

00:51:18.680 It's because everyone's more comfortable and tolerant while they're just, while they're

00:51:21.660 covering up for all the chemicals in the water.

00:51:23.460 And it's the same thing they do with climate change.

00:51:25.380 Oh, climate change is making everyone have heart attacks when it was really the experimental

00:51:29.240 Maxine giving everyone heart attacks.

00:51:31.140 So they have like a reality that they need to kind of dress up.

00:51:34.740 Cover story.

00:51:35.460 And then they narrative fight for that reality.

00:51:37.960 Like, oh shit, a third of everyone's gay now and on chemicals.

00:51:40.980 Well, everyone's really tolerant, progressive.

00:51:43.280 We have the pride parade and that's why they see the parade and they want to go join the

00:51:46.360 community.

00:51:46.960 It's the chemicals too.

00:51:48.480 So there it's a narrative fight and it's a lot of competing narratives, but they cover

00:51:53.580 up the disastrous things they've done with this theme and narrative of, oh, everyone's

00:52:00.260 more tolerant.

00:52:00.920 That's why.

00:52:01.680 Yeah.

00:52:01.980 This guy, definitely something snapped and it wasn't all just like waiting to come out

00:52:07.000 for him.

00:52:07.480 So I don't, I don't buy it.

00:52:09.380 Yeah.

00:52:09.620 That's a good point.

00:52:10.160 All right.

00:52:10.820 We are into urban decay.

00:52:14.120 First, we have a lot of Juneteenth things to get to.

00:52:17.260 We're going to kind of speed round it.

00:52:19.020 Yeah.

00:52:19.240 We're going to read some headlines.

00:52:20.860 And then while we're reading headlines in the background, we're going to just show

00:52:24.080 some of the fights that occurred.

00:52:25.400 We might even show multiple at once because there's a lot, but we're going to go through

00:52:28.700 the headlines if you could, Richard.

00:52:30.600 Yeah.

00:52:30.860 Multiple people shot, officers assaulted at Juneteenth celebration in Oakland.

00:52:36.200 Two dead, 14 wounded after shooting at Juneteenth celebration in Texas.

00:52:40.740 And that was outside of Austin.

00:52:42.360 I think it was Round Rock, Texas.

00:52:44.940 Detective opened fires on shooter who killed teen at Washington Park after Juneteenth event.

00:52:50.600 That was in Milwaukee.

00:52:52.200 Gunfire erupted near Washington Park.

00:52:54.620 An investigator called it infuriating.

00:52:57.100 And you can see all the fights that are happening at these Juneteenth events.

00:53:02.780 People pulling their hair and shit.

00:53:04.560 Yeah.

00:53:05.320 It's getting really dark.

00:53:06.880 And I guess, you know, I don't think many of the viewers of the podcast were at risk

00:53:10.720 of attending a lot of Juneteenth events other than maybe getting ribs and watermelon

00:53:14.440 or something at work from a white woman who's going to need to get talked to later by someone

00:53:19.220 even higher than her.

00:53:20.600 But you need to be avoiding Juneteenth celebrations, guys.

00:53:25.680 There are crowds of black celebrators.

00:53:29.340 I don't know.

00:53:29.740 It seems like a lot of people are getting shot.

00:53:31.080 That was three different incidents in three different cities.

00:53:32.960 And I'm sure a lot more beatings and robberies and stuff occurred that didn't meet the shooting

00:53:38.320 threshold or news reporting.

00:53:39.700 That's a good point.

00:53:40.340 And then wasn't there one where there was a police commissioner or police chief that

00:53:44.300 had a grammatical error in it?

00:53:45.880 Yeah, that was from the Oakland one.

00:53:47.560 It was a guy who was the strategic communications manager for the Oakland Police Department named

00:53:52.820 Paul Chambers.

00:53:53.420 And I looked him up and he was a black guy.

00:53:54.800 And he said, it was very peaceful events going on at Juneteenth down here in Lake Merritt.

00:54:00.320 But at about 8.15, that's when things started to change.

00:54:04.320 That's when the sideshow broke out.

00:54:06.400 It was very peaceful events going on.

00:54:08.840 That's not really how you start a shooting press release, Paul.

00:54:12.840 Yeah.

00:54:13.200 So pretty good stuff.

00:54:14.760 Yeah.

00:54:15.020 So bad stuff.

00:54:16.060 Well, we need to be.

00:54:17.020 Hey, at least it's not you.

00:54:19.040 At least it's not me.

00:54:19.960 You don't go to random block parties.

00:54:21.360 Me and Fleck, because we're having this conversation the other day, there's a black neighborhood

00:54:25.600 in St. Petersburg, right?

00:54:27.180 Yeah.

00:54:27.500 And we saw some posters that were just advertising a block party.

00:54:31.480 And it was a block party, DJ, whatever.

00:54:34.000 And it's like, is that how you guys do it?

00:54:35.980 Obviously, that's not every case.

00:54:37.780 But just an open invite, any street rat who drives past on MLK for the next three months

00:54:43.760 is going to get an invite to the party.

00:54:46.220 That's why when bad dudes show up, there's shots.

00:54:48.900 Yeah.

00:54:49.160 That's why Juneteenth shit gets shot up.

00:54:51.060 People just go, hey, what's going on?

00:54:52.600 What's this guy doing here?

00:54:53.840 Yeah.

00:54:54.860 You invited him.

00:54:56.120 It's horrible.

00:54:56.860 So you need to be avoiding all those gatherings.

00:55:00.180 And then another thing, just while we're on the Juneteenth thing, I made the joke about

00:55:03.620 the ribs and watermelon and fried chicken or whatever, collard greens.

00:55:07.340 A lot of people are doing that.

00:55:08.840 And it's like, that is what you guys eat.

00:55:11.860 That is what black people eat.

00:55:14.160 And if that's not what you eat, then get together a council.

00:55:17.440 Get together the unk council, the cookout.

00:55:19.560 You guys are always talking about the cookout, the barbecue.

00:55:22.040 Get it together and then tell us what you want.

00:55:24.660 And then that's what the white HR ladies will provide on the day or the day before.

00:55:28.860 Macaroni salad.

00:55:29.680 It's a free meal.

00:55:30.660 Like, let's everybody lighten up.

00:55:32.040 You guys do eat that shit.

00:55:33.520 That's a good point.

00:55:34.300 Polish people, they eat like kielbasa and pierogi.

00:55:37.020 Oh, you're assuming?

00:55:38.540 Yeah.

00:55:39.120 They love it.

00:55:40.020 They love that shit.

00:55:41.500 That's a good point, Richard.

00:55:42.580 I mean, it's getting kind of crazy.

00:55:44.680 They do like that food.

00:55:46.280 And everyone's like on eggshells around June 15th or June, Juneteenth.

00:55:51.560 Yeah.

00:55:52.060 Well, let's get to our next story in urban.

00:55:53.620 We're kind of falling behind schedule.

00:55:54.880 Do we want to play this one?

00:55:56.020 Yeah.

00:55:57.860 Last thing on Juneteenth.

00:55:58.980 This is kind of the attitude that is happening with a lot of them.

00:56:01.880 The Juneteenth celebrators.

00:56:02.900 I just want you to know that everybody does not have Juneteenth all.

00:56:06.180 I'm stuck in this office, in the white man's office, working for the white man.

00:56:10.660 Real modern day slavery.

00:56:11.980 Stop inviting me places because I can't go, y'all.

00:56:13.900 I have to work and I just want to know, are we getting paid double today?

00:56:17.740 Not everybody.

00:56:18.820 Just the black people.

00:56:21.160 We better be getting paid double today and I'm not playing.

00:56:24.420 That white man saved her life.

00:56:26.880 She couldn't go to the Juneteenth celebration where nine people die.

00:56:31.080 She saved her life.

00:56:32.000 And they're always asking for double money or something, some sort of special thing.

00:56:36.460 Imagine you're the boss who sees that video.

00:56:38.600 Like, oh, I follow Tyleesha on Instagram.

00:56:42.360 Oh, she posted something.

00:56:44.020 I'm at the white man's office.

00:56:45.460 Oh, he's not paying me enough.

00:56:47.240 Holy shit.

00:56:47.900 She hates me?

00:56:48.760 Yeah.

00:56:49.320 Like, wouldn't you not want to work with someone or have someone employed by you and work for you who talks like this and goes like this and says,

00:56:56.460 it ain't enough.

00:56:59.020 You're fired.

00:56:59.840 Yeah.

00:57:00.320 You're fucked.

00:57:00.980 You can't just make fun of your boss on camera on social media.

00:57:05.080 Yep.

00:57:05.480 All right.

00:57:06.060 Let's go to a sad story.

00:57:08.800 A Uber driver picked up a girl who was drunk and tried to have his way with her and then the father intervened and beat him up.

00:57:19.040 An Uber driver accused of a heinous crime where they're asking that the court find probable cause for rape in the second degree and kidnapping in the first degree.

00:57:29.580 Probable cause documents I obtained say Ali picked up a woman from a bar who was too intoxicated to get home herself.

00:57:36.800 The victim relying on Ali's service as a ride share driver to get back safely.

00:57:42.340 Instead, documents say Ali used his Uber app to make it seem like he dropped the victim off, then drove here to this secluded location outside of Olympia and raped the victim.

00:57:53.640 She is fearful if he is released or expressed that she would be fearful if he is released.

00:57:58.860 The probable cause documents say the family of the victim got worried when the woman did not return home.

00:58:04.820 The father, using his phone, tracked his daughter's location to the scene of the assault and found the victim naked in the backseat of Ali's car, with Ali scrambling back to the front seat, trying to pull his pants up.

00:58:17.660 There is a substantial danger that the defendant will commit a new violent crime, and this is based on the nature of these allegations.

00:58:24.400 Documents say the victim's family beat up Ali, and at least two shots were fired.

00:58:28.800 Investigators say Ali tried to flee the scene, despite medics saying he needed help.

00:58:34.080 In court, Ali still had bandages on his hands.

00:58:37.500 The suspect is a father himself of five children.

00:58:41.120 The courtroom was packed with family and neighbors in support of Ali.

00:58:45.520 Investigators say Ali's daughter.

00:58:46.780 Yeah, so.

00:58:47.700 What was that last part?

00:58:49.020 The courtroom was packed with family and neighbors of the rapist?

00:58:53.220 Yeah.

00:58:54.140 Turns out Ali isn't really compatible with our society.

00:58:57.560 And all of his family and friends come out to support him after he raped somebody.

00:59:02.760 It kind of shows that their laws and societal norms take precedence to whatever we got going on here.

00:59:08.600 Yeah.

00:59:08.880 Ahmed Hassan Ali.

00:59:10.840 The community supports him after the red-handed, absolutely caught rape.

00:59:15.780 Yeah.

00:59:16.340 Great.

00:59:16.680 And it just like drifts us closer to Gotham City status.

00:59:20.180 Where we're now calling for mob justice, where we know that the police and the DAs aren't going to handle this properly.

00:59:27.940 And then the angry dads who are directly affected by this are the ones who are going to go actually deal with it.

00:59:33.280 Like, that's what's going to come the more these cases keep happening and these situations keep happening.

00:59:37.860 Yeah.

00:59:38.020 You're going to have the angry dads say, oh, okay, you let them go.

00:59:40.920 Oh, no bail.

00:59:42.040 Okay.

00:59:42.800 Yep.

00:59:43.080 And they're going to go deal with it themselves.

00:59:44.680 Unfortunately, we're at that point.

00:59:46.120 He lunged at me.

00:59:46.660 I have a gun.

00:59:47.520 He lunged at me.

00:59:48.580 You make up a fucking story.

00:59:49.940 That's what it's going to turn to in Gotham City if nobody.

00:59:52.360 How about the family and friends come to support Ali?

00:59:56.320 It's like, what is that?

00:59:57.680 Yeah.

00:59:58.060 Support what?

00:59:59.060 Yeah.

00:59:59.520 I don't know.

01:00:00.500 It's not like he said, she said.

01:00:02.100 It's like the father tracked a blacked out girl's phone to a car.

01:00:05.420 The guy's pants were down scrambling to get up.

01:00:08.080 Not exactly a window of doubt or anything like that.

01:00:11.440 Yeah.

01:00:11.900 Another reason to not take Uber.

01:00:14.840 Not get blacked out.

01:00:15.920 And not get blacked out.

01:00:17.060 And you can't really trust.

01:00:18.260 You can kind of give them an eyeball test.

01:00:20.120 Oh, fuck.

01:00:22.140 I got my Ubers coming.

01:00:23.460 It's Ali.

01:00:24.560 Ali Abdul Muhammad.

01:00:26.140 Yeah.

01:00:26.640 It might save your life a little bit if you play a little bit of the racism game.

01:00:32.420 Yeah.

01:00:32.940 Exactly.

01:00:33.840 Let's go to our next clip.

01:00:34.960 Another sad one.

01:00:36.420 This guy who's maybe a little autistic, a little spectrum type.

01:00:40.400 He was rapping an old rap song and he got stabbed for it.

01:00:46.180 In the ass house, I mean Hannibal, Murdoch, and things to stop you out.

01:00:50.620 Watch what you say.

01:00:52.060 You love me more than lunch.

01:00:53.580 I'm not the one with my face on some wacky town for brunch.

01:00:56.520 When we're playing for together, you won't even see it come.

01:00:59.700 I'll chop you into four black dudes and I'll renege you right.

01:01:02.980 It's quiet, bro.

01:01:04.940 I'm just good.

01:01:05.760 Get right back in your bag.

01:01:07.360 Get the fuck out of your neighborhood.

01:01:09.260 It's quiet, bro.

01:01:10.020 You're really going to pull it.

01:01:14.400 Yeah.

01:01:14.900 It's bad.

01:01:15.480 I'm going to pull something.

01:01:18.540 You're going to stab me, man.

01:01:21.580 Hey, you ready to go?

01:01:23.420 You ready to go?

01:01:24.200 Are you ready to go?

01:01:25.020 No.

01:01:25.440 Okay.

01:01:25.800 You should shut the fuck up, bro.

01:01:29.380 Pause it real quick.

01:01:30.860 So he's rapping an old, it's called Epic Rap Battles.

01:01:34.400 It's like a YouTube thing.

01:01:35.500 It's like old rap battles from like, I think that's Mr. T Rap Battle.

01:01:38.280 Okay.

01:01:38.720 From back in the day.

01:01:39.600 He's rapping it.

01:01:40.600 He's singing it.

01:01:41.680 The black guy hears it and he's saying, what did you say?

01:01:44.400 And he's like getting mad that this person is rapping and he pulls out a knife and threatens

01:01:49.900 him for singing a song on the bus.

01:01:54.080 He didn't like what he was singing on the bus.

01:01:56.260 And he whipped out the knife and said, all right, I guess I'm ready to kill somebody

01:01:59.900 over that.

01:02:00.480 Ready to throw my life away over this one.

01:02:02.480 I can't move to the other section of the bus.

01:02:04.420 I'm ready to go to jail forever.

01:02:06.100 Who knew?

01:02:06.820 Who knew that black bus travelers had a real issue with people being too loud on the bus?

01:02:12.180 Hair trigger.

01:02:13.100 Yeah.

01:02:13.760 The shoes on the other foot.

01:02:14.980 We like peace and quiet.

01:02:16.400 Oh, you do?

01:02:17.160 Really?

01:02:17.680 So we're going to let this play out.

01:02:19.860 The kid moves to the back of the bus.

01:02:21.980 He's got like a Harry Potter cape on.

01:02:24.000 Yeah.

01:02:24.280 He's on the spectrum.

01:02:24.960 It's just like a real autism clinic.

01:02:26.720 Yeah.

01:02:26.960 Out of here.

01:02:27.560 Out of here.

01:02:28.740 And then here's him a few minutes later bleeding out.

01:02:32.360 Out of here.

01:02:33.540 Someone call a fucking ambulance.

01:02:35.680 What the fuck?

01:02:37.760 They call the cops.

01:02:39.220 I mean, call somebody.

01:02:40.780 All over my back.

01:02:41.820 What?

01:02:42.880 I'm sorry.

01:02:44.060 And he ends up like bleeding.

01:02:45.520 He didn't die, but he's just leaking out because he got stabbed by that guy.

01:02:50.120 Yeah.

01:02:50.520 It's a quiet place.

01:02:51.880 The urban bus is a, it's like a library, guys.

01:02:55.160 Yeah.

01:02:55.340 They like, they really like peace and quiet.

01:02:57.180 It's like, imagine the like low IQ, low impulse control.

01:03:01.480 You must have to need to stab somebody for singing a song.

01:03:05.020 Crazy.

01:03:05.540 With headphones on.

01:03:06.580 But that's who's out there, guys.

01:03:08.260 And we have some clips that I think we're going to cover in bonus land on the bus.

01:03:11.820 And just like, who's out there?

01:03:14.720 You got to constantly be thinking who's out there.

01:03:16.820 Is it Hassan Mehdi Ali, whose whole community supports him after he raped someone red-handed?

01:03:22.780 Is it the guy who will stab you on the bus if there's a misunderstanding and you're a

01:03:26.860 little loud?

01:03:27.760 Who's out there?

01:03:28.900 Who's out there?

01:03:30.100 And the lower quality, it's been, it's a lower quality of people out there than there ever

01:03:34.640 have been before in the history of America.

01:03:36.720 Yeah.

01:03:37.080 Like, and that's not like hyperbole or anything.

01:03:39.060 That's just the reality.

01:03:40.780 They're being let out of jail.

01:03:42.100 They're being let across the border.

01:03:43.740 Who's out there should be the question on the back of your mind.

01:03:46.100 And the people out there that have this mindset where you're willing to kill someone or assault

01:03:50.240 someone for nothing, those people historically would have been put to death or put in jail.

01:03:56.040 They would have stolen a horse in Texas and then been hung on the next Wednesday.

01:04:00.140 And then anyone else who's even close to thinking about stealing a horse goes, hmm, shit,

01:04:04.340 I'm not stealing a horse and then society has some standards.

01:04:07.400 Yeah.

01:04:07.540 But when you don't have that, it's a race to the bottom.

01:04:10.420 But don't get too down or too depressed.

01:04:12.580 There are some uplifting things that happen in public transportation.

01:04:16.680 There was a misconnection at the New Orleans airport.

01:04:20.040 Yeah.

01:04:20.340 It says twerking at fast stop on airline last night.

01:04:24.060 Kenner, I was sitting in the work vehicle next to you at fast stop on the airline.

01:04:29.220 We kept making eye contact.

01:04:30.840 Then you got out the car and started twerking in a dress with no underwear.

01:04:34.840 I hope you graped the card I left with me info on it.

01:04:38.700 If not, hit me up here.

01:04:40.540 I think you meant to say grabbed.

01:04:42.020 Yeah.

01:04:42.960 It's riddled with errors and there's a twerking with no underwear thing.

01:04:47.100 So, hey, I guess there are some good people out there.

01:04:49.620 Yeah.

01:04:50.160 But good is subjective and good for this guy is not the same as for you and me.

01:04:54.080 Yeah.

01:04:55.200 True love can still exist.

01:04:56.720 Yeah.

01:04:56.980 Those two might find each other.

01:04:58.180 Hey, you know, my daughter, I'm going to send my daughter out to she's driving to college,

01:05:02.820 you know, I'm going to send my daughter in the Uber somewhere.

01:05:06.380 Who's out there?

01:05:07.400 Who's out there?

01:05:08.420 These are the questions you need to be asking.

01:05:10.340 That's a good point.

01:05:11.100 So, all right, let's get to our fast food nightmare section.

01:05:14.740 OK.

01:05:15.240 This guy is a prankster.

01:05:17.180 He's a streamer who does pranks.

01:05:18.680 There's a compilation of all of his pranks, I guess.

01:05:22.680 Look at just, yeah, we'll let it play.

01:05:28.180 So, he has a bag of ice walking into a fast food place.

01:05:35.200 So, then he has another one.

01:05:52.260 So, he poured ice and a hot oil.

01:06:10.460 Then he's swatting people's food.

01:06:11.940 Do you guys have a bathroom?

01:06:14.120 7287.

01:06:15.440 The last one, he takes a cake and just chucks it at a guy and a girl out to dinner.

01:06:37.620 And you notice he never does it and faces his consequences.

01:06:47.060 He just does it and runs away.

01:06:48.400 Yeah, of course.

01:06:49.360 So, you know how people's name is Edward?

01:06:51.460 Yeah, Edward.

01:06:52.220 Like Edward, E-D-W-A-R-D.

01:06:55.100 Edward.

01:06:55.500 I have an uncle.

01:06:56.420 He's N-word.

01:06:57.640 Oh.

01:06:58.720 N-word.

01:06:59.240 I see where you're going.

01:07:00.280 Yeah, and you know what?

01:07:01.380 There's always like these leading indicators, right, of signs of a serial killer.

01:07:05.220 They pee their bed.

01:07:07.000 They light fires.

01:07:08.520 They torture small animals.

01:07:09.960 It's like there's something here, too, where it's just an escalated social media, anti-social behavior guy.

01:07:16.200 And he needs to be in the same place as the illegal immigrants, beat up in the back room somewhere.

01:07:20.960 You can George Floyd him for this.

01:07:23.540 I think it's okay.

01:07:25.640 I, you know, I would tend to agree, actually.

01:07:28.880 And then I want to show really quick what happens when you put ice in a fryer, just in case anyone doesn't realize.

01:07:33.680 The fast food worker filming this video thought it was a good idea to deep fry ice, and let's just say it was not the best idea.

01:07:42.160 It immediately overflows.

01:07:43.040 Smoke and oil started to go everywhere, and the smoke alarm started to go off, and this was just a horrible idea to do.

01:07:48.860 And that was like a little basket of ice.

01:07:51.980 Like he did a whole bag.

01:07:53.320 Yeah.

01:07:53.700 It's attempted murder.

01:07:54.480 Yeah, and it's like who are you messing with, right?

01:07:58.320 The minimum wage Taco Bell employees, that nice old man who you passed, who's like trying to have a better life for his kids and stuff.

01:08:05.280 Yeah.

01:08:06.060 And, you know, one could make the case that guy shouldn't even be here either, depending on his citizenship status.

01:08:12.340 But, you know, point being like this, like that level of terrorism where you're just kind of an antisocial guy.

01:08:20.240 Beat him up in the back room, and he would have been hung in Texas in 1842, a long time ago, you know?

01:08:25.620 Exactly.

01:08:26.120 These are my least, one of my least favorite types of black people.

01:08:28.580 So for me, it goes like teenager with a Glock with a switch.

01:08:32.260 Yeah.

01:08:33.120 Antisocial streamer.

01:08:34.700 Yeah.

01:08:35.080 And then like fat black women fighting with their titties out.

01:08:38.420 Oh.

01:08:39.160 Wigs and shit.

01:08:39.940 Like he's worse than them.

01:08:41.700 Yeah, for sure.

01:08:42.580 As a man, you know?

01:08:44.220 Let's go to our next clip, the Karen.

01:08:47.280 The guy calls this girl a Karen because she won't let him use the bathroom because he's not a paying customer.

01:08:52.140 Karen, Karen, this is what I got to go through.

01:08:54.380 I can't even use the bathroom.

01:08:55.480 This woman is.

01:08:56.060 Stop it.

01:08:56.400 What's your name, queen?

01:08:57.280 You just have to purchase something.

01:08:58.700 My friend is purchasing something.

01:09:00.660 No, he's not.

01:09:01.640 Yes, he is.

01:09:02.240 You are physically stopping me from using the bathroom, queen.

01:09:05.400 You are physically stopping me.

01:09:06.820 Should I sue you?

01:09:07.920 Do you want to lose your job?

01:09:09.060 I'm not.

01:09:09.580 Karen, make this go viral.

01:09:11.120 I'm trying to use the bathroom.

01:09:12.680 This woman is physically stopping me.

01:09:13.840 What are you doing?

01:09:14.600 Help.

01:09:15.620 Please, please.

01:09:16.520 What are you doing?

01:09:17.400 You have to purchase something.

01:09:18.200 I have to pee.

01:09:18.920 So you want me to pee outside?

01:09:20.120 You can do whatever you need to do, but you have to.

01:09:21.820 Keep this on camera.

01:09:22.680 I need you to leave.

01:09:24.300 I need you to leave.

01:09:25.580 Don't.

01:09:26.080 You got to go.

01:09:27.120 I'm not leaving.

01:09:27.740 So that's what he, you know, that he deserves to be able to go to the bathroom because he

01:09:32.220 has extra rights.

01:09:33.340 Extra rights and being treated extra good is what equality is now.

01:09:37.960 Yeah.

01:09:38.340 He needs to be a special boy because he read about the Starbucks that got sued because

01:09:42.440 some guy was just sitting around and wasn't allowed to use the bathroom.

01:09:45.600 So he's going to fully get in a little hip checking fight with a woman.

01:09:50.580 Like, um, again, we're talking to minimum wage employee or close to it.

01:09:54.820 You know, they may be the best case, the assistant manager of this place, keeping them out.

01:09:58.420 So that's, that's the pinnacle of oppression, right?

01:10:01.400 You know the name Edward?

01:10:02.720 I do.

01:10:03.640 E-D-W-A-R-D.

01:10:05.220 That's him.

01:10:06.040 We've been over this.

01:10:06.960 Okay.

01:10:07.460 What would happen if you, um, behaved like this in front of your dad as, as, at that age?

01:10:11.760 Oh, I'd get yanked.

01:10:13.320 I'd get, I'd get humiliated.

01:10:15.620 Yeah.

01:10:16.100 It wouldn't be, it wouldn't be the fighting with a employee.

01:10:19.420 It would be a fight with the dad.

01:10:21.280 Exactly.

01:10:21.980 That's the, that's the underlying issue.

01:10:23.900 And this restaurant is not allowed to have standards or rules because rules, when they

01:10:28.860 apply to certain demographics that don't follow them, it ends up oppressing them.

01:10:34.600 It's oppressing if a certain demographics can't do whatever they want.

01:10:38.040 Yeah.

01:10:38.260 The immediate racism, uh, Karen racism.

01:10:42.040 And I'll sue you.

01:10:43.080 It's like, you're not contacting a lawyer, buddy.

01:10:44.980 I know your type.

01:10:45.960 You're not, you don't even know a lawyer.

01:10:48.180 Yeah, exactly.

01:10:49.180 Let's, uh, I found this, uh, photo of a sign at Popeye's and it says we can fight at this

01:10:54.820 location.

01:10:55.340 So think before you speak, this might be a Photoshop, but yeah, I like it.

01:11:02.320 I like it too.

01:11:03.040 And then this, uh, fast food worker, he kind of got tired of it.

01:11:06.360 Look at what he did.

01:11:07.280 And he snapped.

01:11:08.160 Yeah.

01:11:10.040 What's up guys.

01:11:11.240 I'm at my Burger King job and I'm just getting harassed by customers.

01:11:16.060 All this stupid shit I'd be dealing with in fast food.

01:11:19.080 I have respect for all these people.

01:11:20.680 I love all these people and they keep disrespecting me.

01:11:23.200 Fuck out of here.

01:11:24.000 So he snapped.

01:11:31.480 He's done.

01:11:32.140 It seems like he adopted some of the, uh, some of the rhetoric though.

01:11:36.340 He's got that Ebonic type, uh, that tends to happen.

01:11:39.420 It's a little bug in here.

01:11:40.800 Um, all right.

01:11:41.320 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:11:42.780 We're moving on to uplifting gold.

01:11:44.360 We have some good uplifting gold today.

01:11:45.520 Uh, the Creed Mariachi band.

01:11:48.540 You guys know, I like this.

01:11:49.760 You know, I like that.

01:12:17.240 Yeah, you get it.

01:12:17.920 You get it.

01:12:18.240 That's my favorite kind of thing.

01:12:19.800 Um, let's do the kid cold calling.

01:12:22.220 This is a character building.

01:12:24.460 And selling your property.

01:12:26.680 No, and don't call back.

01:12:29.240 Okay.

01:12:29.960 I will.

01:12:30.740 Bye.

01:12:31.300 Thank you.

01:12:31.980 So he got him, uh, he got him on the real estate team doing cold calls.

01:12:38.380 It's wholesaling.

01:12:39.360 We, we hit the request and we never even touched the property.

01:12:42.380 And she goes, no, and don't call back.

01:12:44.340 And he goes, okay.

01:12:45.460 Um, Ed Sheeran marriage.

01:12:47.540 This is uplifting.

01:12:48.380 This woman, uh, Ed Sheeran super fan gets married to Ed Sheeran lookalike.

01:12:52.600 And that's pretty fucking close to Ed Sheeran.

01:12:55.940 Yeah.

01:12:56.120 That's as close as you get, I think.

01:12:58.220 And, uh, here she is.

01:12:59.600 She's, you know, she's not the biggest prize on earth, but for him, the Ed Sheeran lookalike

01:13:03.860 without the talent.

01:13:05.120 Ed Sheeran lookalike without Ed Sheeran is, is pretty good.

01:13:08.200 Just a guy.

01:13:08.760 I know.

01:13:09.300 That's pretty bad.

01:13:10.200 And then here's the part where she kind of loses me.

01:13:12.820 Well, I don't know.

01:13:14.260 I think everybody knew what they were signing up for here and she knew what she was getting

01:13:18.920 and he knew what he was getting.

01:13:20.400 She's wearing Ed Sheeran Crocs.

01:13:22.060 They all say Ed Sheeran, all his song names and tour and shit.

01:13:25.980 So like she really is disrespecting her husband or just openly using him and then dark.

01:13:32.100 It's very dark, but I mean, he likes it.

01:13:34.600 I guess he probably likes the Ed Sheeran attention.

01:13:36.960 He probably pretends to be Ed Sheeran all the time.

01:13:38.440 Yeah.

01:13:38.540 He pretends.

01:13:39.260 And then here's, here's who's at the wedding.

01:13:42.120 They got a bunch of lookalikes.

01:13:43.420 They got Gordon Ramsey with an E instead of Ramsey with a, uh, an A.

01:13:48.980 They got Johnny Depp doing some, uh, pirate shit.

01:13:51.720 And I don't even know who this guy in the back is.

01:13:53.260 Kid Rock maybe?

01:13:54.420 I don't know who the guy in the back is.

01:13:56.060 Wow.

01:13:56.700 That's uplifting.

01:13:57.800 People living out their delusions is uplifting.

01:14:00.440 Yeah, I would agree.

01:14:01.820 It's a delusional individual with a plan and they're executing on a vision.

01:14:06.000 That's as good as it gets.

01:14:06.960 That's fair.

01:14:07.500 All right.

01:14:07.760 Last clip of uplifting gold is this mystery box clip.

01:14:13.460 $125.

01:14:15.080 Oh, that's high quality?

01:14:16.600 What?

01:14:17.180 It's high quality?

01:14:18.440 Yeah.

01:14:18.700 Instead of cash, I can offer you this, uh, this mystery box.

01:14:25.260 What?

01:14:25.700 Instead of cash, I can offer you this mystery box.

01:14:28.360 Well, I can understand you.

01:14:29.920 What do you mean?

01:14:30.900 Well, the value of this could be-

01:14:32.140 You have a cash?

01:14:34.020 No, I have a mystery box.

01:14:35.680 What is this?

01:14:36.740 It's a mystery box.

01:14:37.880 What?

01:14:38.360 A mystery box.

01:14:39.300 Can I see it?

01:14:40.120 Well, you can't see what's inside it.

01:14:41.260 It's a mystery.

01:14:41.960 I don't understand what you're talking about.

01:14:43.760 You crazy?

01:14:44.320 Not necessarily.

01:14:46.120 It's-

01:14:46.320 The value of this could be double to triple of the watches.

01:14:49.580 Man, let me alone.

01:14:50.940 Get the fuck out of here.

01:14:51.980 But you never know what could be inside the box.

01:14:53.660 You want to see what's inside it.

01:14:54.920 Yeah.

01:14:56.060 But the point of it is it's a mystery.

01:14:58.060 See the question mark on it?

01:14:59.140 Yeah, I have to see it.

01:15:00.900 It's-

01:15:01.380 It's a part of the game of it, you know?

01:15:03.180 The game?

01:15:04.140 Yeah.

01:15:04.640 Go play with your motherfuckers, girl.

01:15:08.080 Not with me.

01:15:08.820 You cannot give me a box and say,

01:15:12.580 what the fuck is going on with you?

01:15:15.260 How long do you have to go to a doctor to see your brain?

01:15:18.360 What's the problem?

01:15:19.300 Is there something wrong with me?

01:15:20.520 Yeah, you have to go to the doctor.

01:15:22.500 Should I go to the doctor?

01:15:23.760 That's uplifting.

01:15:24.740 They don't make that kind of guy anymore.

01:15:26.480 Yeah.

01:15:26.880 That's a one-of-one guy.

01:15:28.160 Love the what?

01:15:29.680 What are you talking about?

01:15:31.500 Well, another Fluckus Talks on the books.

01:15:33.360 Thank you guys for watching.

01:15:34.480 Please like, share, subscribe.

01:15:35.660 All the good stuff.

01:15:37.560 Fluckustalks.com for bonus land dropping right now.

01:15:40.160 And we'll see you on Tuesday for our last episode before our summer vacation.

01:15:45.620 Yep.

01:15:46.100 Thank you guys for watching.

01:15:47.160 We'll see you in bonus land.

01:15:51.960 Man, leave me alone.

01:15:53.500 Get the fuck out of here.

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