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00:00:15.000 All right, welcome back to Flack of Socks, a podcast episode 181.

00:00:19.900 Today on the show, a new White House twink just dropped.

00:00:23.720 Wait until you see how extreme he, his, his political views are. 0.98

00:00:27.160 Then we have a caught pedo section, which includes some people coming to the defense of the pedo. 0.84

00:00:34.840 Then in Urban Decay, we have a bad gun safety by parents segment that will almost blow your brains out.

00:00:41.740 And last but not least, wait until the very end for Uplifting Gold.

00:00:45.740 This week's Uplifting Gold was sent in by you guys, the show watchers.

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00:03:07.380 But first things first, let's get right into the most important thing on everyone's mind, the new White House twink.

00:03:13.520 Yeah.

00:03:13.920 This guy just dropped and he was promoted to associate communications director at the White House.

00:03:20.540 Here he is.

00:03:21.260 He's got some sort of 80s twink thing going on, collage of pictures of him.

00:03:25.780 And this guy has-

00:03:26.960 Twink collage.

00:03:27.600 Twink collage.

00:03:28.220 We might get that framed.

00:03:29.660 I know.

00:03:30.280 We've got to get the libs of TikTok watermark off.

00:03:32.620 Libs.

00:03:33.080 We're trying to get that framed.

00:03:34.400 Come on. 1.00

00:03:34.740 We're trying to frame this twink shit. 1.00

00:03:36.140 He will give you the credit. 0.99

00:03:37.220 We're framing it.

00:03:38.600 And so, yeah, he had some-

00:03:40.580 Not only is he a twink.

00:03:41.780 I mean, the White House, every chance they get-

00:03:43.840 The thing I'm surprised at, we're always begging for new twinks.

00:03:46.540 We're like, when's the next twink going to come?

00:03:47.960 We got that guy on social media last episode who we covered.

00:03:51.160 And I thought it was going to calm down for an election time period.

00:03:56.980 It's June.

00:03:57.460 The debate's next week.

00:03:58.340 You're going to give us ammo?

00:03:59.400 You're going to give us new twink ammo?

00:04:00.860 Yeah.

00:04:01.160 We're four months away from the election.

00:04:02.880 What should we do?

00:04:03.660 It's like, we need more twinks in here.

00:04:04.960 Yeah.

00:04:05.260 Is that Pete Buttigieg's idea?

00:04:06.520 Yeah. 0.99

00:04:06.720 We need some new hot ass in here. 1.00

00:04:08.920 Literally. 0.99

00:04:09.540 And so, every chance they've had to kind of step away or whatever, they instead double down on twinks.

00:04:15.200 Which, you know, that's what we expect of them.

00:04:17.720 But, this guy, Tyler Cherry, has some crazy tweets.

00:04:20.700 And he's about to be the comms director.

00:04:22.300 Should I read a few of them?

00:04:22.980 Yeah, yeah.

00:04:23.260 Read some of the tweets, please.

00:04:24.400 Police equals slave patrols.

00:04:26.820 Voter ID equals poll taxes.

00:04:29.780 NAACP bombing equals KKK bombings.

00:04:33.640 Apt time to recall that the modern day police system is a direct evolution of slave patrols and lynch mobs.

00:04:38.980 As well as for queer people of color and the intersectional role that race and sexuality play in police brutality, health care, etc.

00:04:47.260 And, of course, he wants to abolish ICE.

00:04:49.980 So, no cops, unlimited migrants. 1.00

00:04:53.540 Gay sex parties. 1.00

00:04:54.500 Gay sex parties. 1.00

00:04:55.420 Any police is slavery. 1.00

00:04:57.700 So, normal guy for this White House.

00:05:00.080 Par for the course.

00:05:00.700 And it kind of makes, I realized something after seeing this twink and the other twinks that we've seen.

00:05:05.160 And you kind of need to be mentally unwell to work in Joe Biden's White House.

00:05:09.700 Because if you're a guy like this, what are your top three focuses? 0.99

00:05:13.200 Gay outfits. 0.99

00:05:14.260 Yeah. 1.00

00:05:14.820 Grinder gay sex. 1.00

00:05:16.340 Your next date. 1.00

00:05:17.220 Your next suck party. 0.99

00:05:18.320 And then your nails, maybe. 1.00

00:05:21.120 Prep.

00:05:21.560 Making sure that prep prescription's filled.

00:05:23.380 Yeah.

00:05:23.780 And then, like, after that.

00:05:25.600 And then I have to get some work done.

00:05:28.160 Oh, yeah.

00:05:28.560 Career.

00:05:29.180 Oh, yeah.

00:05:29.500 I have a career.

00:05:30.260 Ooh, free promotion.

00:05:31.460 Exactly. 0.99

00:05:31.900 Like, the bandwidth, 85% of the bandwidth is, like, all homosexual gay activities. 1.00

00:05:40.100 Constantly horny gay activities. 1.00

00:05:41.460 And then, like, 5% is, like, traveling to and from work. 0.99

00:05:45.400 Yeah.

00:05:45.600 And then 10% is, like, actually doing your job.

00:05:48.300 Mm-hmm.

00:05:48.560 So, when you're there and you see all these horrible things going on and Joe Biden's messing up, it's, like, the last thing you get to on your desk at the end of the day. 0.67

00:05:56.160 Because you had all this other gay stuff you had to do first. 1.00

00:05:58.340 Oh, yeah. 0.96

00:05:58.720 That press briefing. 1.00

00:05:59.720 Fuck. 1.00

00:06:00.040 I don't know. 1.00

00:06:01.040 Did Joe Biden fall asleep on stage again?

00:06:03.620 Yeah.

00:06:03.760 I'm just going to go on my phone.

00:06:05.180 I'm just going to see who's on Grindr right now.

00:06:07.440 We should make a bet how long until this guy is on the Pedo Hunters video.

00:06:12.440 Ooh.

00:06:12.920 Allegedly.

00:06:13.400 We're going to get to that.

00:06:14.400 We're going to get to that.

00:06:16.160 All right. 0.86

00:06:16.600 Speaking of pedo-dems doing LGBT stuff. 0.99

00:06:20.820 Alex Rosen. 0.65

00:06:21.400 Allegedly for that last guy.

00:06:23.140 Allegedly.

00:06:23.840 Allegedly.

00:06:24.240 Alex Rosen, a friend of mine and a great content creator who catches pedophiles trying to chat underage kids and goes and meets them instead of the kid.

00:06:33.900 He caught a Democrat out of Maryland who's in charge of the Democrat LGBT Club.

00:06:39.460 Yeah.

00:06:39.660 The head of the LGBTQ Dems of Maryland going after a 14-year-old.

00:06:44.520 14-year-old boy.

00:06:46.040 And here's the-

00:06:46.560 Yeah, of course.

00:06:47.080 I thought that was implied.

00:06:48.320 Here's their conversation.

00:06:50.480 Anyway, you're the head of the LGBTQ Dems in Maryland.

00:06:54.560 Okay.

00:06:55.380 How long have you been in that position for?

00:06:56.960 Since fall.

00:06:57.840 Since fall.

00:06:58.380 Okay.

00:06:58.720 Is that like a paid position?

00:07:00.380 Okay.

00:07:00.820 Just more of a volunteer type thing?

00:07:02.860 Is it like a super PAC or something?

00:07:04.320 Or is it just the-

00:07:05.600 Okay. 1.00

00:07:05.860 This stuff said here, like, you know, I want to rape you. 1.00

00:07:09.780 I want to see how much of a faggot you are. 1.00

00:07:11.200 What was kind of said about that? 1.00

00:07:12.700 I hope you try to get away once I start fucking you. 1.00

00:07:15.640 Yeah. 1.00

00:07:15.880 I like the fantasy, and he seemed to enjoy it.

00:07:20.240 And I didn't know this person, and he never intended to be it.

00:07:25.100 So justifying it.

00:07:26.420 He was, like, explaining why he was sending the pedophile messages to the sting operation.

00:07:30.920 He was explaining why he's into it.

00:07:32.480 Yeah.

00:07:32.940 And then we also have some posts from this guy that he put on social media.

00:07:35.940 Here's him at some sort of pride parade.

00:07:37.840 I'm Mike Knoppen.

00:07:38.780 I'm the LGBTQ DLC chair for the Maryland Democratic Party, and I'm here in Baltimore for pride today.

00:07:44.620 Proud to be here with my queer community.

00:07:46.760 We celebrate every year our fight for justice and equality, which all started in 1969 at the Stonewall Riots.

00:07:53.940 Went for the-

00:07:54.260 All right.

00:07:54.920 We don't need a history lesson.

00:07:56.920 Yeah.

00:07:57.520 We caught you, buddy.

00:07:59.000 Yeah.

00:07:59.560 Better get deleting.

00:08:00.460 But average pride attendee?

00:08:02.500 Seems like it.

00:08:03.300 I don't know.

00:08:03.680 I don't want to.

00:08:04.020 Allegedly.

00:08:04.600 Let's just throw that in there, cover ourselves a little bit.

00:08:06.980 But yeah, caught red-handed, and you can find some of the text messages that he sent online. 1.00

00:08:11.880 Real disgusting shit. 1.00

00:08:13.620 And that was, like we said, for the White House, the new White House twink. 1.00

00:08:17.340 That was probably in between his very important stuff he was doing at the Democrat LGBTQ event.

00:08:21.660 They took a break from the Democrat work.

00:08:23.620 Yeah.

00:08:24.100 To go text minors. 0.84

00:08:25.820 We actually have like a whole segment here of pedos that got caught recently.

00:08:31.360 This next one, guy gets kind of beat up and then chased in a store.

00:08:36.120 Yeah.

00:08:36.580 We're including this.

00:08:37.640 I mean, obviously there's been a rise on a lot of like the average YouTuber content creators

00:08:42.640 catching pedos, which I think we talked about on Bonus Land before.

00:08:47.160 A sharp rise.

00:08:48.220 And it's crazy how many they're pulling out of the woodwork.

00:08:50.100 But this one was just kind of a cinematic chase scene.

00:08:53.160 So we had to play it.

00:08:54.120 Yeah.

00:08:54.560 You said maybe.

00:08:56.000 That's not affirmative or disaffirmative. 1.00

00:08:59.160 You keep fucking pointing that finger at me, child predator, and you're going to get 1.00

00:09:03.400 your shit ringed. 1.00

00:09:05.400 Now, maybe isn't a good answer to try to pick up with little, pick up little boys. 1.00

00:09:09.600 Is it?

00:09:10.500 Is maybe a good answer?

00:09:12.240 We got a child predator trying to take off here.

00:09:15.360 Oh my God.

00:09:16.460 Look at this run.

00:09:18.160 Child predator going down.

00:09:18.180 Child predator in Cohes.

00:09:19.760 Trying to pick up little kids.

00:09:21.640 Oh, I missed.

00:09:23.500 This man's trying to pick up a little boy on the internet.

00:09:25.720 It launches him.

00:09:29.420 I know.

00:09:29.840 It launches him. 0.94

00:09:30.980 There's a child predator in Cohes, New York. 0.82

00:09:33.500 All right. 0.68

00:09:33.920 Got him.

00:09:34.360 They caught him.

00:09:35.180 But yeah, that was a real cinematic piece of content right there.

00:09:38.280 The attempted runaway and you're going like that. 0.89

00:09:40.780 Crazy.

00:09:41.580 And imagine being in a store. 0.99

00:09:43.520 We got a child predator here. 0.84

00:09:45.440 And you're like shopping. 0.51

00:09:46.560 You're looking at a price tag.

00:09:47.920 So crazy.

00:09:49.660 But are we going to talk about how many people are doing it?

00:09:53.020 I think we kind of came to the conclusion that it is a net positive.

00:09:56.980 A lot of people are doing it for clout and stuff.

00:09:59.220 And then sometimes they don't even go to law enforcement after the fact.

00:10:02.440 There's different variations of people who are doing this.

00:10:05.260 It's either they get caught with people and then they say, all right, we turned everything over to the police.

00:10:09.700 And then they got arrested.

00:10:10.780 That's great.

00:10:11.740 Some people just take matters into their own hands and just slap the guy up.

00:10:15.600 Shame him. 0.78

00:10:16.360 Shame him and beat him up a little bit.

00:10:17.580 Yeah, and you get the stigma.

00:10:18.780 And actually for the Democrat that started the section with, Alex Rosen tried to turn him in back in November.

00:10:27.280 And the police didn't want to do anything with it.

00:10:29.480 Though he admitted to sending D-picks in Maryland, the law states you have to be a cop or a real kid for it to be a charge.

00:10:36.780 So they're kind of in the wrong state to actually get charges there.

00:10:39.380 But sometimes they do get charges.

00:10:41.120 Very interesting.

00:10:41.960 All right, our last predator gets caught after meeting up in public with the person pretending to be a child.

00:10:48.600 And then a woman comes to defend him.

00:10:51.520 How's it going, man?

00:10:52.860 So you know why I'm here, obviously, right?

00:10:55.000 This is you, right?

00:10:56.580 So I'm not here to hurt you.

00:10:58.160 Okay.

00:10:58.580 I want to have a conversation with you, though.

00:11:00.580 Do you think we can talk about this?

00:11:01.760 Uh, yeah, in a terrible manner.

00:11:04.180 Yeah, I can yell at you or anything, right?

00:11:06.220 I mean, you can ask him why he's here if you want to ask.

00:11:08.180 No, I live in the neighborhood and I do a lot of mutual aid for the houseless.

00:11:12.280 Oh, no, he's not houseless.

00:11:13.460 He has plenty of homes.

00:11:14.580 I was just wanting to make sure that he was not being harassed.

00:11:16.960 Oh, am I harassing you?

00:11:18.280 You want to tell her why you're here or you want her to probably move along?

00:11:21.000 Yeah.

00:11:21.580 Yeah.

00:11:21.900 Is everything okay?

00:11:23.460 Not really, but...

00:11:25.040 Do you want him to go away?

00:11:26.660 I...

00:11:27.220 Do you want to talk about this?

00:11:28.260 I do want to talk about it.

00:11:29.200 Right, so...

00:11:29.680 Okay, I just wanted to make sure that the brown person was safe.

00:11:33.160 Okay, the brown person is safe.

00:11:34.860 Yeah, because we...

00:11:35.360 The brown person.

00:11:36.340 The brown person was safe. 0.97

00:11:37.660 And it's like a guy confronting a pedophile.

00:11:39.780 And it's pretty much like the microcosm of what we got going on. 0.79

00:11:43.040 So you have like this brown person... 1.00

00:11:45.000 Yeah.

00:11:45.380 ...up to something horribly sinister.

00:11:47.860 Misbehaving.

00:11:48.520 Like, so bad. 0.97

00:11:49.580 And then the white liberal lady who doesn't fully know what's going on 1.00

00:11:53.980 sees a confrontation happening between a white person and a brown person

00:11:58.040 and assumes that the white person is in the wrong and the brown person is right 1.00

00:12:01.100 because brown is virtuous and just and correct. 1.00

00:12:04.860 And white is bad and oppressive. 0.99

00:12:06.660 So she sees like a heated conversation happening and she says, 0.99

00:12:09.740 oh, I just want to make sure the brown person's okay

00:12:11.680 because the white person might be doing something bad.

00:12:14.020 And in reality, it's like even if you look at statistics for like violent crimes,

00:12:17.820 it doesn't even make sense.

00:12:19.280 Yeah.

00:12:19.520 It's like if anything is going on, it's actually the brown people 1.00

00:12:22.020 who are doing more crimes than white people. 0.99

00:12:23.500 Yeah. 0.99

00:12:24.000 And that's the thing.

00:12:25.220 It's the opposite of a colorblind or, you know, justice-fueled society.

00:12:29.180 It's just, okay, brown person, got to help immediately.

00:12:32.380 And then also, how about she says, houseless.

00:12:35.480 I work with the houseless.

00:12:37.180 So you changed homeless to houseless?

00:12:39.440 It's more...

00:12:40.680 How does that even help?

00:12:42.020 So the same logic that changed homeless to houseless 0.99

00:12:44.460 is trying to help the brown pedophile. 0.99

00:12:46.560 So there you go. 1.00

00:12:47.540 There you go.

00:12:48.500 All right, let's move on.

00:12:49.920 Speaking of...

00:12:51.220 Dark section, though.

00:12:51.960 Dark section.

00:12:52.620 We haven't really covered it that much on the show,

00:12:55.280 but this is happening a lot, and people are catching a lot.

00:12:58.440 They're putting up numbers.

00:12:59.640 And Alex Rosen is a great account to follow.

00:13:01.640 He's linked in the description as well of this video.

00:13:04.940 So make sure you guys go follow him on Twitter and Instagram.

00:13:07.460 He's fantastic.

00:13:08.960 All right.

00:13:10.060 Disney is discriminating against white people, believe it or not. 0.94

00:13:13.600 Shocking.

00:13:14.400 There was an undercover James O'Keefe video that was done,

00:13:17.220 and look what they said.

00:13:19.020 Certainly, there have been times where, you know,

00:13:22.840 there's no way we're hiring a white male.

00:13:25.480 It's just kind of unspoken.

00:13:28.060 There are times when it's spoken.

00:13:29.900 How would they say it?

00:13:31.480 There's no way we're hiring a white male.

00:13:32.680 It's spoken.

00:13:34.660 Like straight to you?

00:13:36.140 Okay.

00:13:36.720 They'd be very careful how they message that to the agents.

00:13:39.240 There you go.

00:13:39.740 Just out in the open.

00:13:40.620 And they said, oh, is it an unspoken, like, quiet thing?

00:13:43.080 And the guy's like, no.

00:13:44.080 They'll just tell you. 0.57

00:13:44.760 We can't hire a white guy. 0.93

00:13:45.760 Yeah, and then this is also good catching them undercover on a fake date,

00:13:51.060 but it's happening everywhere.

00:13:52.720 If you think this is limited to Disney, it's in every corporate,

00:13:55.800 every Fortune 500 company, every institution that is a woke ideological institution.

00:14:02.620 They're all doing that.

00:14:03.880 So it's basically what the Portland women did where, 1.00

00:14:07.320 I'm just trying to help a brown person, and they hire the brown person instead. 1.00

00:14:11.700 Yeah, exactly.

00:14:12.460 I actually saw, like, a tweet, like, that was a meme tweet that summed this up.

00:14:16.200 Can you read it?

00:14:17.140 They're trying to divide us by race.

00:14:19.380 That's, like, the quote.

00:14:20.220 That's, like, the misconstrued quote.

00:14:21.760 No, they aren't.

00:14:22.480 They're actually uniting all racial groups in solidarity against whites,

00:14:26.140 while at the same time telling whites they can't unite and that race doesn't matter.

00:14:30.280 Yeah.

00:14:30.720 That's what's going on.

00:14:31.640 And you can tell that by the verbiage brown people, 1.00

00:14:34.920 because that's just anybody who's not exactly white. 0.97

00:14:37.620 You, on a bad day, might be brown. 0.94

00:14:39.740 Yeah.

00:14:40.820 Maybe after my vacation.

00:14:42.460 Yeah, for real.

00:14:43.160 Start looking a little Saudi. 1.00

00:14:44.560 Yeah.

00:14:45.340 But, yeah, so Disney's doing this.

00:14:47.360 We've known they're doing it.

00:14:48.600 They're that type of company.

00:14:50.360 And James O'Keefe was teasing another piece, too.

00:14:53.480 Should I play this?

00:14:53.940 Yes, let this one go.

00:14:54.620 In an odd twist, you have to be a white Jewish guy to be considered for a C-suite job. 0.67

00:15:01.180 More on that next week.

00:15:03.280 Oh, interesting.

00:15:04.200 I didn't know that was a thing.

00:15:05.860 So white people aren't prioritized in general hiring.

00:15:09.840 And then this comes down from the top, which is all the C-suite positions, which means like CEO, CFO, COO.

00:15:17.300 And then for those C-suite positions, you need to be Jewish. 1.00

00:15:20.760 Fascinating.

00:15:21.160 That's interesting how that works.

00:15:22.480 And then everyone talks about the overrepresentation.

00:15:24.540 But that's kind of how you get there.

00:15:26.200 You have to be Jewish to be the CEO or whatever. 1.00

00:15:28.980 And then once there's Jewish people in those higher levels, then they continue that cycle. 0.99

00:15:32.800 But they kind of look white.

00:15:34.640 So everyone assumes they're white.

00:15:36.240 And then their actions for the company as a white person are to make sure less white men are promoted and hired.

00:15:44.880 So then everyone thinks that there's not a, what's it called, where you prefer your own people.

00:15:50.840 But then that actually is what's going on.

00:15:52.860 All right, let's move on to our next segment, the Biden-Trump politics section.

00:15:58.140 We have a quick update.

00:15:59.220 Remember that judge who got attacked, that old lady judge who got attacked by that black guy who jumped over the stand to go beat her up? 0.94

00:16:06.420 Yep.

00:16:06.900 That same judge dismissed a case against Trump electors.

00:16:12.220 Can you read the tweet from Poso?

00:16:13.640 Yeah, I remember the Las Vegas judge who was attacked by a felon in court a few months ago.

00:16:17.100 She's the same one who just dismissed the charges on the Trump electors case in Nevada. 0.99

00:16:21.600 She's had enough of the crap. 0.99

00:16:23.560 I summed that up pretty good. 1.00

00:16:25.400 Yeah.

00:16:25.920 Nice work.

00:16:26.920 And that's the thing.

00:16:28.180 All it is is it'll go to appeal or the state prosecutors like, we're going to bring this, but there's going to be no movement on it in a timely manner before the next election.

00:16:37.180 So, yep.

00:16:37.880 All right, let's get to our next update. 0.97

00:16:39.180 Remember Meatball, that fat black woman streamer who was looting in Philly, I believe? 1.00

00:16:44.720 Yeah, it was. 0.99

00:16:45.540 She was live streaming on Instagram, all the looting, encouraging it, just being an absolute pig and used her own social media. 0.76

00:16:52.660 But the headline says, Philadelphia influencer Meatball sentenced to five years probation after she live streamed looting mayhem. 0.65

00:17:00.300 Five years of probation.

00:17:02.160 So she didn't really get in trouble.

00:17:03.380 Do you even remember what that was for?

00:17:05.660 No.

00:17:06.160 And that's the funny thing.

00:17:07.340 It's like, what happened?

00:17:08.660 September 2023.

00:17:10.040 What were they looting over?

00:17:11.480 I don't even know.

00:17:12.360 I don't even remember what that was for.

00:17:13.920 But they found an excuse to loot.

00:17:15.920 And I remember what stores they went to.

00:17:17.940 Yeah.

00:17:18.100 It was the Nike. 0.99

00:17:19.120 It was the shoes, the clothes, all the, you know, bling type shit. 0.99

00:17:23.240 So five years probation, that's injustice. 0.99

00:17:26.180 We have her mug shot and we're playing some of the live, some of the looting B-roll.

00:17:30.620 But again, another slap on the wrist.

00:17:33.400 Yeah.

00:17:33.780 All right, let's move on.

00:17:34.480 We've got to pick up the pace a little bit.

00:17:35.780 Another update.

00:17:37.000 Snopes did a fact check and is on our side.

00:17:40.160 No, Trump did not call neo-Nazis and white supremacists very fine people.

00:17:44.360 Published June 20th, 2024.

00:17:47.580 Seven years.

00:17:48.660 Seven years late.

00:17:50.340 Seven years late.

00:17:51.500 They used it in like multiple elections.

00:17:54.560 It was probably in like Democrat ads for years.

00:17:57.600 Joe Biden still says it.

00:17:59.060 I know.

00:18:00.220 So neo-Nazis, they went to Charlottesville.

00:18:02.980 And all of us, we knew it was a hoax from day one.

00:18:05.680 But isn't that crazy that they came back seven years later?

00:18:08.620 So they might be trying to curry credibility for something else that they're going to do.

00:18:12.900 They kind of like kind of write history.

00:18:15.060 Yeah.

00:18:15.540 Wherein like you look back in 10 years and then it'll be like, oh, yeah, Snopes.

00:18:18.740 Snopes, they got it right.

00:18:19.940 They fact check that fairly.

00:18:21.340 They're a real company.

00:18:22.800 Yeah.

00:18:23.220 So.

00:18:23.940 Okay.

00:18:24.940 Next update.

00:18:26.060 There were some Russian civilians killed by U.S. munitions just a few days ago.

00:18:33.440 Just keep an eye on that.

00:18:34.880 It's kind of developing now.

00:18:36.600 Could be an excuse for World War III. 0.92

00:18:38.240 Okay.

00:18:38.900 Got to keep an eye on that.

00:18:40.240 You know, World War III is in the cards potentially.

00:18:43.860 So that could be a way to do it.

00:18:45.840 All right.

00:18:46.240 Trump had a sold out rally a few days ago over the weekend.

00:18:49.960 Yeah.

00:18:50.180 And then Harry Sisson.

00:18:51.800 Harry Sisson, boy.

00:18:53.120 Sisson.

00:18:53.740 Yeah.

00:18:54.120 Doesn't that kind of give away who you're talking to?

00:18:56.060 They're grooming him to be a White House twink in like 2029 or something.

00:18:59.600 Isn't Sisson like a twink name?

00:19:01.460 Yeah.

00:19:02.000 I'm Sisson.

00:19:02.860 It's like, oh, I'm Frank.

00:19:04.060 I'm Sisson.

00:19:04.980 I'm Chad.

00:19:06.580 You're Sisson?

00:19:07.240 Sisson?

00:19:07.400 Okay.

00:19:07.680 Nice to meet you.

00:19:08.240 And then he squeezed his hand.

00:19:09.440 Yeah.

00:19:09.700 And he is a Sisson.

00:19:10.580 I know.

00:19:11.340 And then, so can you read what he tweeted and then what the fact checker said?

00:19:14.700 He said, ha, Trump couldn't fill the venue he was speaking at tonight in Philly.

00:19:18.460 Look at all those empty seats.

00:19:20.080 Turns out people don't want to vote for a convicted felon.

00:19:22.860 MAGA isn't as popular as Trump would like you to believe.

00:19:25.620 And then it says, missing contacts.

00:19:27.260 Total seating capacity of the Leah Chorus Center is 10,000.

00:19:30.620 Floor seating was used for this rally and was at the limit set by the fire department.

00:19:33.620 Exactly.

00:19:34.360 So once you bring in people on the floor, you have to not bring in people up top.

00:19:37.900 Otherwise, there's too many people.

00:19:39.200 So it's middle fill, bottom floor filled, top closed.

00:19:43.120 That's how it works.

00:19:43.940 Yeah.

00:19:44.300 And you know what?

00:19:45.140 It's just hilarious to me that they would like to hit Trump on attendance.

00:19:49.640 Trump puts up numbers.

00:19:50.880 Yeah.

00:19:51.240 Biden can't do anything.

00:19:52.400 They have those videos of the Trump supporters like lining up like a day in advance.

00:19:56.340 And then the thing goes for two miles.

00:19:57.780 And they play it at 10x speed and they go, like, he can fill a stadium, guys.

00:20:04.340 And Harry Sisson's going to come and say, oh, Trump's got an attendance problem.

00:20:07.180 Oh, attendance is an important thing?

00:20:09.640 Okay.

00:20:10.060 Let's start looking at attendance.

00:20:11.180 Yeah.

00:20:11.920 All right. 0.64

00:20:12.580 AOC had a retard rally. 0.99

00:20:13.860 Are you ready to win this country bad? 0.98

00:20:20.480 And are you ready to fight for a retard guy? 0.99

00:20:23.560 A retard guy? 1.00

00:20:24.660 A retard guy? 1.00

00:20:25.440 A retard guy? 1.00

00:20:26.320 A retard guy? 1.00

00:20:27.780 A retard guy? 1.00

00:20:28.500 A retard guy? 1.00

00:20:29.540 A retard guy? 1.00

00:20:29.780 A retard guy? 1.00

00:20:30.140 A retard guy? 1.00

00:20:30.300 A retard guy? 1.00

00:20:30.920 A retard guy? 1.00

00:20:30.960 A retard guy? 1.00

00:20:31.040 A retard guy? 1.00

00:20:31.200 A retard guy? 1.00

00:20:32.020 A retard guy? 1.00

00:20:32.120 A retard guy? 1.00

00:20:32.640 A retard guy? 1.00

00:20:32.720 A retard guy? 1.00

00:20:33.320 A retard guy? 1.00

00:20:33.400 A retard guy? 1.00

00:20:34.840 They're going to give Joe Biden whatever she's on. 0.98

00:20:37.000 I know.

00:20:37.540 She was amped up.

00:20:38.720 That was a very weird combination of music playing in the background.

00:20:41.920 She thinks she's like a hip-hop artist or something.

00:20:44.300 Nobody can hear her.

00:20:45.520 The crowd looked grim, too.

00:20:47.060 You know, the people, they're boring people.

00:20:49.440 Not a good group.

00:20:50.680 And then she was saying, we've got to fight back.

00:20:52.780 We've got to fight to get our country back.

00:20:54.700 From who?

00:20:57.780 You cheated to get it.

00:20:59.000 What are you talking about?

00:20:59.980 Yeah.

00:21:00.360 And then also, we have to fight back.

00:21:01.840 I was told those were January 6th terms.

00:21:03.820 You can't say that.

00:21:04.880 That's how you started an uprising or whatever. 0.98

00:21:06.740 Crazy. 0.81

00:21:07.340 So she's allowed to, I guess. 0.97

00:21:08.960 The most damning part of her event, the worst part of her speech,

00:21:12.840 was when they transitioned her off and brought this other guy. 0.98

00:21:16.360 Jamal Bowman.

00:21:17.100 This was a re-elect Congressman Bowman campaign event,

00:21:20.600 and she hyped, stumped for him.

00:21:22.280 Look at the transition when she gives the mic to him.

00:21:24.600 All right, that's good.

00:21:38.040 You see that leg come up? 0.99

00:21:39.620 What a dork. 0.99

00:21:40.440 Not good. 1.00

00:21:41.440 Didn't know how to do it.

00:21:42.380 Very embarrassing.

00:21:43.400 Yeah.

00:21:43.620 Never been cool before.

00:21:45.020 She thought he was going to pick him up.

00:21:47.020 Not appropriate to touch like that.

00:21:48.840 Inappropriate AOC. 0.98

00:21:50.100 Disgusting. 0.99

00:21:51.160 Very embarrassing. 0.95

00:21:51.960 We have the debate coming up on Thursday.

00:21:54.780 Yeah.

00:21:55.080 That's going to be lit.

00:21:57.280 Trump's VP apparently is going to be announced at that debate.

00:22:00.280 Any final guesses?

00:22:01.900 No.

00:22:02.720 I think it's either going to be Doug Burgum.

00:22:04.600 That's who I think it is.

00:22:06.000 Just because I don't know him?

00:22:07.120 Yeah.

00:22:07.480 And then maybe Vivek.

00:22:09.160 Yeah.

00:22:09.760 Because Vivek kind of falls in line with the all-in podcast guys.

00:22:13.580 Yeah, I don't think it's going to be Vivek.

00:22:15.400 Those are my two.

00:22:16.520 And I'm also just hoping it's none of the other people.

00:22:20.240 Yeah.

00:22:20.380 I'm not that excited about it in general, which is tough.

00:22:23.180 Yeah.

00:22:23.960 Yeah, exactly.

00:22:24.880 We keep getting let down.

00:22:27.480 You know?

00:22:28.260 So it's going to be like, oh, I want it to be Tucker or this person or Steve Bannon.

00:22:31.940 Obviously, these are not going to be the people.

00:22:33.540 But then it's like, oh, we can't.

00:22:34.780 It's a Mike Pence type.

00:22:36.820 It's this politician type who's a lifelong guy. 0.99

00:22:39.340 And he actually talks shit about Trump at some point. 0.97

00:22:42.100 Yeah. 0.98

00:22:42.260 You know?

00:22:42.720 It's Tulsi Gabbard.

00:22:43.960 Ah, sure.

00:22:44.900 Great.

00:22:45.520 Okay.

00:22:46.200 All right.

00:22:46.600 We'll get him everywhere else, though, right?

00:22:48.500 Yeah.

00:22:49.020 But big predictions for the debate.

00:22:50.920 What Joe Biden's cocktail is going to be.

00:22:53.020 How brutal the questions will be.

00:22:55.320 And how combative the hosts are going to be.

00:22:57.480 So those are the things to watch, right?

00:22:58.920 It's going to be lit.

00:22:59.660 Yeah.

00:22:59.900 It's our Super Bowl.

00:23:01.080 All right.

00:23:01.480 Let's get to our migrant section.

00:23:02.920 This migrant section is all U.S. migrants.

00:23:05.640 And it's very telling, especially with the Venezuelan stuff.

00:23:08.980 Yeah.

00:23:09.140 Let's watch the undercover video from the guy from the Biden administration talking about

00:23:13.740 how bad it is at the border.

00:23:16.200 That would be something that you're like, man, I wish I could tell the world about this.

00:23:20.060 Oh, there's a lot of things.

00:23:21.080 But mostly, mostly with immigration.

00:23:22.940 I wish people knew that we're letting in criminals daily.

00:23:25.960 The big issue for the hill, for our region, is migration.

00:23:29.160 So we poured a lot of money into Central America.

00:23:31.900 Look, how much?

00:23:32.800 Four billion over four years.

00:23:34.400 But now migrants are coming from us there. 1.00

00:23:37.260 Like Venezuela.

00:23:38.080 So what is the end goal?

00:23:52.280 Why are they allowing it?

00:23:53.460 They want to change the demographics of the United States. 0.85

00:23:55.460 They want to change the demographics of the United States. 0.85

00:23:59.180 Oh, that's just some random guy who works at the State Department.

00:24:03.140 Let me check his credentials. 1.00

00:24:04.400 Oh, fuck. 1.00

00:24:05.460 Is it Alex Jones? 1.00

00:24:06.340 No, it's someone who works at the State Department.

00:24:08.620 So that's like the same thing with Disney.

00:24:10.520 It's like unspoken. 0.88

00:24:11.380 A white guy is not going to get this job.

00:24:12.860 And the State Department, we're trying to flip the demographics of America 0.86

00:24:15.440 so that we can just be Democrats forever and never let an election slip away again.

00:24:20.860 It's like, oh, OK.

00:24:22.420 So unelected people are doing that.

00:24:24.260 Great.

00:24:24.700 Exactly.

00:24:25.320 And then Venezuela, a lot of situations.

00:24:28.200 There's this Venezuelan surge, right? 0.96

00:24:30.340 We've long been talking about how Venezuelans are kind of the worst right now. 1.00

00:24:33.160 They're the worst. 0.99

00:24:33.940 They're really criminal based. 0.91

00:24:35.580 They're doing a lot of bad things.

00:24:37.700 Apparently, in Venezuela, they're emptying some prisons because it's so expensive to house all these criminals.

00:24:43.120 And they're just saying, head north.

00:24:44.840 Good luck.

00:24:45.460 And they're coming here.

00:24:46.480 And our next three stories, or next two stories, are all Venezuelan migrants. 0.96

00:24:51.320 Yep.

00:24:52.220 Illegals. 1.00

00:24:52.740 Let's go to the first one, the girl that was raped and killed. 0.99

00:24:57.640 Two-year-old daughter, Jocelyn, was strangled and her body left in the creek.

00:25:01.720 It's just, like, still just doesn't register.

00:25:05.520 Just, like, can't believe it's hurt.

00:25:08.680 And, you know, it'll take some sinking in.

00:25:12.940 In a multi-division operation led by Houston police, 21-year-old Johan Jose Rangel Martinez and 26-year-old Franklin Jose Pena Ramos, both Venezuelan natives, are now charged with capital murder.

00:25:25.240 Charges have been filed.

00:25:26.600 Illegal immigrants from Venezuela and murder a 12-year-old girl and leave her body in the creek, right? 1.00

00:25:33.460 Yeah. 0.69

00:25:33.720 And then the news covers it.

00:25:34.940 The Associated Press covers it.

00:25:36.240 And it says two men arrested in strangulation of a 12-year-old Houston girl.

00:25:41.940 Two men.

00:25:42.880 Just two men.

00:25:44.060 And then.

00:25:44.580 Just guys.

00:25:45.200 It's a man problem. 0.99

00:25:46.080 It's men.

00:25:47.000 I'm choosing the man or the bear. 1.00

00:25:48.660 It's, oh, men are horrible. 0.98

00:25:49.860 And it's, like, literal Venezuelan criminals who got here less than six months ago. 0.91

00:25:53.000 And the article itself actually doesn't even mention.

00:25:56.240 Like, you click into the article, you go, oh, two men.

00:25:58.120 Okay, that's horrible.

00:25:59.440 You click into the article.

00:26:00.280 They specifically don't mention anything about where these guys came from.

00:26:04.380 And we have a quote tweet here just about that.

00:26:08.060 One of the most earth-shattering moments in my own ideological development was when I realized that the media wasn't just biased.

00:26:14.860 It wasn't just part of a set of blind spots in their otherwise good faith reporting.

00:26:19.500 They were deliberately, self-consciously lying.

00:26:22.280 Huge difference.

00:26:23.580 And so the lie by omission, by just not even giving you the pertinent details of the case, it's the same thing we see with, like, American or urban crime where they say, like, man in a hoodie.

00:26:35.220 Man with two suitcases.

00:26:37.100 Playing knockout game on New York City subway.

00:26:39.300 It's like, okay, is he going to hold those all day?

00:26:40.920 Mm-hmm. 0.94

00:26:41.860 So you have to be, like, purposely dense or misleading to not mention the very fresh nationality of these people who are let in under Joe Biden's shitty immigration plan. 0.90

00:26:53.580 Exactly.

00:26:54.060 And then when it does get spoken about on MSNBC, for example, here's how they talk about it or how they make sure they get it right.

00:27:01.880 What do you tell the parents of those people, those young girls who were killed?

00:27:05.240 This is absurdity.

00:27:06.580 The preponderance of these people, Michael, are male.

00:27:08.580 But what is the difference between an illegal immigrant who, unfortunately, engages in that activity?

00:27:15.400 And we don't like that.

00:27:15.980 I want to be clear.

00:27:16.960 We don't use the term illegal.

00:27:18.260 Yeah, we don't.

00:27:18.820 Undocumented individuals.

00:27:19.620 Undocumented.

00:27:20.380 That's sweet.

00:27:21.000 They're illegal.

00:27:21.520 So they're worried about the words.

00:27:23.400 Makes you want to say it.

00:27:24.580 Yeah.

00:27:25.600 Nobody's trying to solve the problem.

00:27:27.880 They're worried about how you say who these murderers are.

00:27:31.220 And then the legal term, the constitutional term, the legal term is illegal alien.

00:27:37.000 Yeah.

00:27:37.120 So it's not even like, oh, that's not what we call them.

00:27:40.180 That is what they're called. 0.99

00:27:41.540 It's not what certain people want them to be called because it's offensive because of white supremacy or something stupid. 1.00

00:27:48.080 Yeah. 0.98

00:27:48.280 It's what the PR battle people don't want you to say anymore.

00:27:51.480 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:51.720 You don't want to offend the illegal murderer rapist from Venezuela. 1.00

00:27:55.560 Yeah. 1.00

00:27:55.780 Oh, great.

00:27:56.780 Whose side am I on? 1.00

00:27:57.720 Oh, defending the illegal murderer rapist. 1.00

00:28:00.100 Great. 1.00

00:28:00.660 It's better than Trump or Trump supporters. 1.00

00:28:03.260 That guy's a racist. 0.95

00:28:04.160 At least you're not racist. 0.99

00:28:05.000 And then the last story, Venezuelans killed two cops. 0.91

00:28:10.580 They shot two cops. 0.81

00:28:11.800 Shot two cops.

00:28:12.300 And then here's one of the officers who is discharged and receiving a standing ovation after. 0.93

00:28:17.500 But yeah, just average teenage impulse control issue criminal Venezuelans coming to America. 1.00

00:28:23.840 And what do they do?

00:28:24.740 What are their contributions?

00:28:25.720 They work hard?

00:28:26.600 No.

00:28:26.900 They shoot a cop.

00:28:27.840 Two of them. 1.00

00:28:29.000 Shoot a cop. 1.00

00:28:29.380 And abduct kids. 1.00

00:28:30.000 All right.

00:28:31.520 Well, let's move on to the last page of housekeeping.

00:28:34.060 Make sure you guys use this opportunity to help us tickle the post.

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00:28:37.480 Leave a like.

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00:28:41.220 Notifications need to be on.

00:28:42.260 P.O. Box needs to be full.

00:28:43.720 We had a great P.O. Box run a few days ago.

00:28:46.120 Got a lot of good stuff.

00:28:47.940 All right.

00:28:48.740 This is the fun page of housekeeping.

00:28:50.600 Good.

00:28:50.880 It got depressing there.

00:28:52.720 When you talk about rain and petals and all that dark stuff, it's kind of, and we were

00:28:57.820 talking about this earlier this week.

00:28:59.520 It's stuff we have to cover because nobody else does or people don't do it enough and

00:29:04.020 you're not going to hear about it on the mainstream and then the real truth of it.

00:29:08.620 So it sucks, but that's the life we live, right? 0.97

00:29:11.740 Yep. 0.98

00:29:12.100 All right.

00:29:12.520 We're going to change the energy.

00:29:13.720 We're going to change the mood.

00:29:14.480 We're more uplifted and laughing now.

00:29:17.540 Let me practice.

00:29:18.660 All right.

00:29:19.640 First, we have an update from the homie Forty Pants. 1.00

00:29:21.780 You guys remember Forty Pants?

00:29:22.920 Yeah, of course.

00:29:23.740 From a while back.

00:29:24.920 It's my nigga with all the pants on, though, bro.

00:29:26.920 He walking hella slow.

00:29:27.760 I see you, bro.

00:29:29.360 Hella hot, bro.

00:29:30.180 It's hella hot, though, brother.

00:29:32.060 Bro, I got all the pants on, though.

00:29:34.880 What you want to hold, five, brother?

00:29:36.880 Yeah.

00:29:37.520 I got you.

00:29:39.480 I got you, bro.

00:29:42.380 That's good.

00:29:43.340 That's what I like to see.

00:29:44.540 He's still doing good.

00:29:45.580 He's still up to the same thing.

00:29:46.660 He's still maintaining his brand.

00:29:48.360 I know.

00:29:48.860 And this guy called him 30 pants.

00:29:50.420 We originally called him 40 pants.

00:29:52.080 So there's some debate.

00:29:53.140 But it seems like, you know how tree rings exist and tell you how old?

00:29:57.640 It seems like this layer that's down by his knees, that was kind of like the excessive

00:30:02.460 pairs that he can't.

00:30:03.440 And I think he's probably got five or six pairs up top.

00:30:05.800 Yeah.

00:30:06.020 So this shows how long he's been in these streets with 40 pants.

00:30:09.460 Well, he's committed.

00:30:10.660 Yeah.

00:30:11.240 You know, he's committed to whatever he thought was cool.

00:30:14.480 He could have quit on it.

00:30:15.740 It's easier to wear one pair or shorts, especially in the summer.

00:30:18.940 But he stuck with it.

00:30:20.540 And it clearly affects his mobility.

00:30:22.660 He can't even do anything.

00:30:24.000 Like this guy handicapped his whole life for the brand. 0.99

00:30:27.640 So.

00:30:28.140 Someone had to do it.

00:30:29.000 I know.

00:30:29.400 That's how you know he cares.

00:30:30.940 All right.

00:30:31.320 Stephen Baldwin.

00:30:32.600 This next clip from Stephen Baldwin.

00:30:35.880 He posted this on social media.

00:30:38.000 The comeback kid, according to conspiracy theorists online, means someone who got cloned and then

00:30:44.080 is reintroduced to society from Hollywood.

00:30:46.480 This is going to be fun.

00:30:48.560 I mean, talk about your comeback kid.

00:30:54.780 A lot of comebacks happening in Hollywood right now.

00:30:58.160 It's so exciting.

00:30:59.400 All these people who were gone away from Hollywood are now coming back to even greater success

00:31:06.220 than ever before in Hollywood.

00:31:08.740 Guess you could call all those folks comeback kids. 0.58

00:31:14.560 So he's doing cryptid, not cryptid, cryptic, cryptic stuff.

00:31:19.840 Yeah.

00:31:20.040 And he's also someone who's been kind of alluding to clones and the rings of bad stuff, human

00:31:28.840 trafficking, Epstein stuff.

00:31:30.880 He's kind of been on that.

00:31:32.760 So I think there's maybe some stuff coming to light with some cloning.

00:31:36.340 And then Justin Timberlake, who got arrested last week.

00:31:39.980 DUI.

00:31:41.180 DUI. 1.00

00:31:42.000 And I think he said he had one drink and then he kind of like lost his shit. 1.00

00:31:46.160 Okay. 1.00

00:31:47.480 They could have poisoned him to...

00:31:49.060 Because look at him now.

00:31:49.840 This is his first show since his arrest.

00:31:51.740 That looks like a clone.

00:32:05.040 That's their take on this?

00:32:06.620 This folder is titled Body Swappers.

00:32:09.780 And it's like one's mentally ill Stephen Baldwin and Justin Timberlake looking sweaty performing 0.66

00:32:16.160 after a DUI.

00:32:17.120 I don't know if you convinced me, but obviously Stephen Baldwin's winking and trying to say

00:32:21.860 something, but I don't know what he knows that other people don't.

00:32:25.420 Keep an eye out for it.

00:32:26.560 All right.

00:32:27.300 All right.

00:32:27.580 Moving on.

00:32:28.320 A little actual housekeeping here.

00:32:30.300 This Week in Culture, that's going to return the week after July 4th, after the vacation.

00:32:35.560 Yeah.

00:32:36.020 So look forward to that.

00:32:37.100 If you're on Instagram and Rumble, we're going to be bringing that back.

00:32:39.780 It's gone, but not forgotten.

00:32:41.460 It will come back.

00:32:42.280 It is going to come back, and it is an important segment, and we're going to be doing it all

00:32:46.300 the way through the election and next year, so don't worry.

00:32:49.220 Cool.

00:32:49.640 Next, let's show the people showing the fish something.

00:33:00.840 I think this is the XXL Freshman Rappers or something.

00:33:07.860 That's good.

00:33:08.480 I only can dream that a show watcher would catch a fish and show them the show.

00:33:15.600 Okay.

00:33:16.240 I'm just throwing that out there.

00:33:17.220 I think that's very attainable.

00:33:18.560 Based on the number of Uplifting Gold fishing videos we got, I think that's attainable.

00:33:22.700 My birthday is coming up in August.

00:33:25.280 I don't want anything except that.

00:33:27.200 Okay.

00:33:27.720 That's as good as it gets.

00:33:28.840 That's a good bit.

00:33:30.000 All right.

00:33:30.460 Let's go on to the Minion post.

00:33:33.320 This is something insightful.

00:33:34.620 Things get stressful sometimes.

00:33:36.880 You know, society can kind of let you down.

00:33:38.700 Yeah.

00:33:38.920 You're reading the headlines.

00:33:39.940 You get depressed.

00:33:40.780 You're like, wow.

00:33:41.840 Is this really what our country has come to?

00:33:43.780 There's a lot of ugliness in the world.

00:33:45.380 There is.

00:33:45.640 But there's also no reason to get bogged down because-

00:33:50.020 Stop caring.

00:33:50.780 That's literally all you have to do.

00:33:52.200 Just imagine this white George Floyd Minion every time you get mad, sad, anxious, jealous,

00:33:57.120 et cetera.

00:33:58.100 And there he is.

00:33:58.760 It helps.

00:33:59.420 White George Floyd Minion.

00:34:00.760 You can't help but laugh.

00:34:02.080 White George Floyd Minion.

00:34:03.560 All right.

00:34:05.020 Our last piece of housekeeping.

00:34:06.640 Okay.

00:34:07.040 Our last housekeeping piece before the break.

00:34:09.600 Our sandwich of summer announcement.

00:34:11.740 Wow.

00:34:12.320 We're going to announce it.

00:34:13.440 Okay.

00:34:14.040 Sandwich of summer and drink of summer.

00:34:16.340 Sandwich of summer is the BLT.

00:34:18.480 Whoa.

00:34:19.340 Second year in a row?

00:34:20.680 Second year in a row.

00:34:21.540 And the drink of summer is Arnold Palmer.

00:34:23.340 Wow.

00:34:23.960 And it's like-

00:34:24.860 You thought we were going to switch?

00:34:26.220 Yeah.

00:34:26.760 Why spread yourself so thin?

00:34:28.620 That started tradition.

00:34:29.920 Yeah.

00:34:30.080 We didn't-

00:34:30.760 And specifically, we never said that was the sandwich of summer 2023.

00:34:35.060 It's just the sandwich of summer.

00:34:36.720 Isn't it so much better if every year all show watchers are just ripping BLTs and eating

00:34:41.320 Arnold Palmer's?

00:34:42.220 I think so.

00:34:42.760 Everyone wants to try something new every year.

00:34:44.140 Do you go to your grandma's house and she makes you Sunday pasta sauce?

00:34:47.400 And then the next week she's going to make you a teriyaki chicken? 1.00

00:34:49.860 Hey, grandma.

00:34:50.720 You got bourbon chicken in there?

00:34:52.100 You got the soy sauce?

00:34:52.980 You have sloppy joes?

00:34:54.300 Yeah.

00:34:54.800 You have what you have.

00:34:56.060 You make what you make.

00:34:56.920 Your traditions are your traditions.

00:34:58.220 Our tradition here on the show is we eat BLTs and drink Arnold Palmer's in the summer.

00:35:03.100 You always double down on your winners.

00:35:05.280 Exactly.

00:35:06.220 And we can get diversity of sandwiches in the winter, in the fall, in the spring.

00:35:10.940 We don't need to change up the summer sandwich because it's so perfect.

00:35:14.020 A BLT and an Arnold Palmer is as summer as it gets.

00:35:17.780 So sorry if you're disappointed.

00:35:19.240 Thank you to all those who submitted their ideas.

00:35:22.000 But we picked the winner and we're going to do it from here on out.

00:35:24.680 So in 40 years from now, we know what we're going to be eating in the summer.

00:35:28.880 Smart.

00:35:29.360 All right.

00:35:29.740 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:35:30.760 We're moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:35:33.900 All right.

00:35:36.580 Our first clip of Cringe of the Week.

00:35:39.220 Matthew Stafford, the quarterback for the Rams, I think.

00:35:43.780 Lions.

00:35:44.340 Used to be the Lions.

00:35:45.100 Now he's with the Rams.

00:35:46.340 Used to be the Lions.

00:35:47.120 Now he's with the Rams.

00:35:48.100 His wife did a podcast talking about how their dating went before they got married

00:35:53.520 when he was in college at Georgia.

00:35:55.500 And here's what she said.

00:35:56.380 She's the blonde one. 1.00

00:35:57.480 Wait.

00:35:57.700 So was he trying to casually date and you were all in?

00:35:59.520 Oh, yeah, girl. 0.55

00:36:00.740 Anyways, long story short, it wasn't that cute of a relationship at first.

00:36:03.900 I hated him.

00:36:04.520 I loved him.

00:36:05.400 I dated the backup to piss him off, which worked.

00:36:07.900 Oh, yes.

00:36:08.640 He was like, that'll do it.

00:36:09.620 He was the bad boy, too.

00:36:10.500 Like, Matthew's so sweet and Southern gentleman and all that stuff.

00:36:13.500 And the backup was the complete opposite.

00:36:16.120 Yeah.

00:36:16.440 Yeah.

00:36:16.620 Oh, and it upset him.

00:36:18.440 So they lived in the same dorm because athletes lived in the same dorm and he would see my

00:36:22.460 car there.

00:36:23.360 And so at one point he like waited and fought and followed me out and got in my car and

00:36:29.020 wouldn't get out.

00:36:30.180 And he was like, this is so hot.

00:36:32.000 I was like, this is working.

00:36:33.820 Yeah.

00:36:34.300 I was get out of my car.

00:36:35.420 And he was like, I don't he's not right for you.

00:36:36.860 And I was like, you can't tell me that.

00:36:39.920 Yeah.

00:36:41.060 Horrible.

00:36:41.460 Telling that story 10 years later with no upside.

00:36:46.120 He provides for her.

00:36:47.620 He has millions of dollars.

00:36:49.080 They have a great house.

00:36:50.520 They have a great life.

00:36:52.060 He worked harder than every other guy in his field and industry for his entire life to

00:36:56.680 get to where he is.

00:36:57.700 Won a Super Bowl.

00:36:58.640 She even had brain cancer a few years ago.

00:37:01.200 He stuck by her.

00:37:01.900 And he stuck by her, got her through it, got her the medical help she needed so she

00:37:05.420 can get through it. 1.00

00:37:06.060 And then you go humiliate him and yourself on some podcast talking about some slut shit. 1.00

00:37:11.720 You slept with the backup quarterback to make him jealous. 1.00

00:37:14.480 You sold out your body in like in sex acts to get someone else. 0.98

00:37:19.700 So you were involved with someone else sexually you didn't even like just to manipulate the 0.91

00:37:23.800 other guy.

00:37:24.580 On a podcast where only this clip went viral and immediately everyone caused a stir and was

00:37:29.380 like, what?

00:37:30.040 That's horrible thing to say. 1.00

00:37:31.480 10 years later, take it to your grave type shit. 1.00

00:37:33.740 Take it to your grave. 1.00

00:37:34.480 And even if it's true, just never say it again and never talk about it publicly because all

00:37:40.020 it does is humiliate yourself and make you look bad.

00:37:42.420 And then your husband makes him look bad.

00:37:44.780 And I think there's an overall theme here.

00:37:47.160 Like girls try to play the game to make guys jealous, but they don't really know fully how 1.00

00:37:52.900 a guy's brain works.

00:37:54.280 So if you break up with a girl, she might try to make you jealous by like posting a stranger's

00:37:59.660 hand on her thigh in the car like a week later.

00:38:02.420 It's like, oh, does that make you jealous?

00:38:03.800 And it's like, no, it actually proves that I dodged a bullet because you're letting a 0.67

00:38:08.600 stranger touch you a week after you were in a relationship.

00:38:11.320 Yeah.

00:38:11.540 You were crying a week ago and now you're just back at it.

00:38:14.920 I don't know.

00:38:15.540 That's a quick turnaround.

00:38:16.180 Yeah.

00:38:16.460 You're on a date and the stranger's touching you.

00:38:18.440 Yeah.

00:38:19.420 Hmm.

00:38:20.060 Guess I dodged a bullet.

00:38:21.780 I, I, I get that.

00:38:23.480 And I get what you're saying, but I more disagree with the choice of like, what's the upside

00:38:27.360 of sharing this story, this gamesmanship story of how I angled my husband in this weird kind

00:38:33.360 of slut way on a podcast for no reason. 1.00

00:38:37.000 Don't you have kids? 1.00

00:38:38.560 Don't you have children?

00:38:40.000 And I think she is, I think she tries to be a social media type, like always is filming

00:38:44.440 him.

00:38:44.720 Like he's like filming again, like that type of thing.

00:38:47.220 So I just use my body on the other guy.

00:38:50.100 So he saw and then said, oh, I want that body.

00:38:53.080 That's a true love.

00:38:54.100 That's how love and marriages are formed.

00:38:56.540 Right.

00:38:56.880 So you got to air that out on a podcast.

00:38:59.420 I think a number one thing, I'm not even not the number one, but a very important thing

00:39:03.060 in a marriage is peace at home.

00:39:04.580 And it's like, if that's how you're talking about your spouse on a public platform, I

00:39:11.500 don't know what peace at home situation is there.

00:39:13.520 Very true.

00:39:14.060 You know?

00:39:14.780 All right. 1.00

00:39:15.080 Let's get into some trans shit. 1.00

00:39:16.400 All right. 1.00

00:39:16.820 You like that.

00:39:17.680 Kind of.

00:39:18.320 I caught you watching these clips late last night.

00:39:20.120 Yeah.

00:39:20.540 You know me.

00:39:22.260 All right.

00:39:22.860 First, let's do the Indian trans.

00:39:24.960 All right.

00:39:25.240 This is, you know how there's different iterations of people that you never seen before?

00:39:28.460 Yeah.

00:39:28.940 This is one I've never seen.

00:39:30.760 I think there might be some copyrighted music.

00:39:32.180 So we have to cut that, but check this out.

00:39:34.580 He goes, transition alert.

00:39:35.960 Just two bros hanging out.

00:39:37.560 Uh-oh.

00:39:38.820 Oh.

00:39:40.560 Not two bros anymore. 0.78

00:39:43.040 Wow.

00:39:43.640 Love is love, man.

00:39:45.020 Yeah.

00:39:45.720 Good for them.

00:39:46.980 I got nothing to say except this guy, you know, he looks more normal.

00:39:51.560 The left guy, he shouldn't be with the trans man. 1.00

00:39:54.820 But I guess he's passing though too.

00:39:56.280 Like the final result, I would just go, oh yeah, that's just some guy married to some, 0.99

00:39:59.880 you know, certain type of Indian woman. 1.00

00:40:02.080 Oh yeah, they're hairy forearms.

00:40:04.300 I don't know.

00:40:04.980 And then we have a ritual.

00:40:06.740 We're going to go speed round through the trans stuff. 1.00

00:40:08.580 There's a trans ritual.

00:40:09.800 Once you hear, cover your kid's ears because if you hear this, it might trigger something

00:40:15.180 in the DNA that makes him trans. 0.91

00:40:32.580 Rebuked.

00:40:33.060 Ah, in the name of Jesus.

00:40:35.180 Rebuked.

00:40:35.740 Wow.

00:40:36.280 It's working.

00:40:37.180 Rebuked in the name of Jesus.

00:40:39.280 That was close.

00:40:40.240 Yeah.

00:40:40.420 Yeah.

00:40:40.780 If you'd listen to that without rebuking, the demon tries to sneak in your ear and goes, 0.96

00:40:45.840 oh, go in your, go in your wife's closet. 1.00

00:40:48.100 See if she has any shoes you could try on.

00:40:50.940 Yeah.

00:40:51.340 It's there.

00:40:51.980 But you have to have, you have to have a lot of atrazine in you already.

00:40:54.560 So that's like the second wave.

00:40:56.580 So that doesn't happen just normally.

00:40:58.380 Testosterone's got to be low already.

00:41:00.400 Wiz Khalifa. 1.00

00:41:01.300 They're trying to make him into a lesbian. 1.00

00:41:04.240 I don't know.

00:41:04.620 So him, he's working out in some sort of tennis outfit, like a woman's tennis dress.

00:41:12.400 That's Wiz Khalifa.

00:41:13.560 I know.

00:41:13.880 That's crazy.

00:41:14.420 He was popular when we were in college.

00:41:16.160 We listened to Wiz Khalifa all the time.

00:41:17.960 Now they put him in a dress.

00:41:19.220 Now he wore that.

00:41:19.900 All you had to do, Wiz, was not wear that.

00:41:22.400 But you did it.

00:41:23.740 I'm going to throw some shorts on over this.

00:41:25.780 It's like, oh, okay.

00:41:26.900 It's just a long, it's just a long shirt.

00:41:28.940 Good news is a White House job just opened up.

00:41:31.660 Yeah.

00:41:32.020 And you're slotted.

00:41:32.760 So you're in the Biden administration.

00:41:34.000 Urban outreach.

00:41:35.740 Wear a dress.

00:41:36.680 You don't have to actually do anything.

00:41:38.300 All right.

00:41:38.920 Let's last piece of our trans stuff. 1.00

00:41:40.680 This dog is shitting on the LGBT crosswalk. 1.00

00:41:44.480 There it goes. 1.00

00:41:46.720 It's got to be put down for that.

00:41:48.240 Yeah.

00:41:48.640 It's going to the pound.

00:41:51.180 Hate crime.

00:41:52.400 Maybe the owner can go to jail.

00:41:54.720 Yeah.

00:41:55.040 Probably.

00:41:55.760 Yeah.

00:41:56.440 The Venezuelans, let them in. 1.00

00:41:58.220 No need to figure out who they are.

00:41:59.440 Yeah.

00:41:59.760 This dog's owner. 0.92

00:42:00.620 Oh, the Venezuelan criminals? 1.00

00:42:02.120 But they came to a port.

00:42:03.840 They came to the, they used the app.

00:42:05.820 They did it the right way.

00:42:06.820 So, you know.

00:42:07.640 They're not Venezuelan criminals.

00:42:09.020 They're Venezuelan law non-abiders. 0.97

00:42:11.120 Yeah.

00:42:11.580 You know?

00:42:12.360 All right.

00:42:12.920 Moving on.

00:42:13.500 Our next clip of cringe is a Uber Eats DoorDash type guy.

00:42:17.540 And he picked up an order for $2.30.

00:42:20.120 And there's no tip on it.

00:42:21.720 So let's see who's out there not tipping on a $2 order.

00:42:24.800 I just accepted this order.

00:42:26.420 The payout is listed at $2.30.

00:42:29.200 Cliveries are just that slow these days that I'm just taking it.

00:42:31.980 Let's just see what type of customer doesn't tip, I guess.

00:42:34.820 Taisha? 0.82

00:42:37.900 Taisha.

00:42:38.860 Taisha doesn't tip, man.

00:42:40.380 I'm going to start calling cheap people no tip Taisha. 1.00

00:42:43.260 No tip Taisha. 0.99

00:42:44.700 Hey, people who work in the service industry, they're not surprised, right?

00:42:48.520 That's kind of a known thing.

00:42:50.720 Yeah.

00:42:50.900 Everyone knows who tips and who doesn't.

00:42:54.400 Let's go to the Fat Body Beach Day.

00:42:57.360 Yeah. 0.99

00:42:57.720 This was an event by, I don't know, just some fat lesbian they-them type. 1.00

00:43:02.920 NYC holds Fat Beach Day to create accepting environment for plus-size community, 0.96

00:43:07.160 a space for people to be themselves.

00:43:09.480 And I'm seeing this more.

00:43:10.420 I think this is all AI.

00:43:13.200 Is this all AI that the New York Post is using?

00:43:15.580 That looks like AI, yeah.

00:43:15.740 So here's the pictures of the real girl.

00:43:18.120 This is her eating Cheetos on the beach. 1.00

00:43:20.900 Eating Cheetos and shit. 1.00

00:43:22.400 Tattooed, real disgusting. 1.00

00:43:24.280 And, you know, there's nothing. 0.92

00:43:26.700 This makes headlines.

00:43:27.900 I just kind of found some other pieces here.

00:43:30.700 She also raised money.

00:43:32.520 Yeah.

00:43:32.960 The GoFundMe. 0.96

00:43:34.080 Raising funds for a fat, black, trans, disabled friend's housing expenses after an unexpected loss. 0.99

00:43:40.680 Fat, black, trans, disabled. 1.00

00:43:42.480 That's a four-piece. 1.00

00:43:43.600 That's a combo.

00:43:44.580 That's a four-piece combo.

00:43:46.040 And those are actually the same words we'd use to make fun of that person.

00:43:49.080 I know.

00:43:49.660 I know.

00:43:50.100 That's the best part. 1.00

00:43:50.860 Look at this fat, black, trans, person's disabled. 1.00

00:43:52.540 They do exist. 1.00

00:43:53.620 Oh, man.

00:43:54.340 And so this kind of sparked a broader conversation between me and Fleckus where we don't really care. 0.99

00:43:59.300 Go do your fat pig beach party. 1.00

00:44:01.420 You're all disgusting. 1.00

00:44:02.360 Have fun. 1.00

00:44:03.180 It's like, you know, pigging around at the beach, whatever.

00:44:05.380 Good day to be the hot dog lady. 1.00

00:44:06.640 Oh, yeah.

00:44:07.740 I'm sure they flocked.

00:44:09.240 But so basically the thing is we've kind of talked about this on the podcast before.

00:44:15.180 The Ozempic stuff, the Ozempic craze, there's no reason to be disgustingly fat anymore.

00:44:21.360 And the people who are on this body positivity kind of like, oh, I'm fat, disabled, queer, whatever, like they don't have to be the fat part anymore.

00:44:30.420 And we're not like promoting Ozempic or anything.

00:44:33.820 But when you're this fat and the choices kind of gamble on that drug that everybody's had success with or be this fat, being this fat is way more dangerous.

00:44:44.800 Yeah.

00:44:45.100 So it's like not even it's like, oh, I got to save my life.

00:44:47.560 I got to act fast and save my life.

00:44:49.200 It's part of their identity now.

00:44:50.700 I know.

00:44:51.100 And that's why it's shocking to me that they haven't chosen it.

00:44:53.780 And they're like, oh, OK, I'm that fat one. 0.99

00:44:55.560 Like same with the gays. 1.00

00:44:56.560 Like if you gave a gay a pill and said, hey, this pill will make you not gay, they wouldn't want it. 1.00

00:45:01.960 I know. 0.99

00:45:02.280 Hey, you can take this shot and you won't be fat.

00:45:05.340 You won't be hungry.

00:45:06.240 They don't want it.

00:45:07.160 It's part of their identity. 1.00

00:45:08.640 But jokes aside, you know, enough making fun of these fat, fat, fat, fat, fat fucks. 1.00

00:45:13.400 Real pigs. 1.00

00:45:13.980 Real pig shit. 1.00

00:45:14.840 You know, they go to the beach and have a day to themselves. 1.00

00:45:17.320 I feel like every beach is already full of people like this.

00:45:20.660 Yeah.

00:45:21.140 You know, so it doesn't seem like a different.

00:45:23.560 And then also the progressives are all about the rising tide, the rising sea levels.

00:45:30.720 Yeah.

00:45:30.940 Stuff like that.

00:45:32.600 Yeah.

00:45:32.960 Doesn't all the pigs going in the beach at the same time kind of touch the water up?

00:45:36.440 Doesn't it have an impact?

00:45:37.480 Isn't the volume displacement of all these pigs going to do some ecological damage somewhere?

00:45:42.440 We're mad about the ice caps.

00:45:44.060 Yeah.

00:45:44.480 You got to disavow this.

00:45:45.880 Last thing, too, before we move on from the Ozempic stuff.

00:45:48.620 I just wanted to make this point.

00:45:50.400 Ozempic in general now.

00:45:51.980 Remember back in the day in the 90s, Jared from Subway?

00:45:55.260 Who?

00:45:56.240 Pedo. 0.51

00:45:57.760 Or, you know, those famous guys.

00:45:59.600 Everybody would lose weight.

00:46:00.680 They'd hold up a big pair of pants to the side. 0.91

00:46:03.040 It would be some thing.

00:46:03.940 How'd you do it?

00:46:05.000 What happened?

00:46:06.540 And Ozempic has completely ruined that.

00:46:08.760 And now people just show up to the red carpet like down 150 pounds like this with a skinny face.

00:46:14.200 And they try to pretend they're not super skinny now.

00:46:15.980 They're like, that was normal.

00:46:17.380 That was normal.

00:46:18.240 It's just me.

00:46:18.980 So Ozempic has taken away the, like, pick yourself up by your bootstraps, lost 150 pounds story.

00:46:24.400 Now it's just like, okay, you saw the doctor.

00:46:27.040 So, I don't know.

00:46:27.800 Another little thing there.

00:46:28.820 Good point.

00:46:29.380 All right, let's move on to Urban Decay. 0.65

00:46:31.340 Our first clip from Urban Decay is the bad parents with the guns.

00:46:36.200 This is a guy with a potato gun.

00:46:39.760 Look at the...

00:46:41.040 Watch him flag the kid.

00:46:42.080 Watch him flag the kid.

00:46:43.420 That's why I said in the intro it'll almost blow your brains out.

00:46:47.040 He's got a potato to, what, silence it?

00:46:49.280 He's loading it like he pulled it back.

00:46:51.800 Pulled the hammer back.

00:47:07.700 And play it back really quick to where they cross paths.

00:47:12.260 Where he flags the kid.

00:47:13.340 The kid's got a gun too.

00:47:15.420 And he flags the dad.

00:47:17.060 Wow.

00:47:17.600 Like father, like son.

00:47:18.800 So they're both pointing guns at each other by accident.

00:47:21.660 And then I'm going to fast forward to where he shoots it.

00:47:23.680 Like, there's a car driving past.

00:47:25.980 Yeah.

00:47:26.260 I don't know if he's shooting into a completely safe area.

00:47:28.880 So overall...

00:47:29.840 I doubt he's checking the targets.

00:47:32.320 Yeah.

00:47:32.900 Overall, D minus.

00:47:34.360 Actually, F.

00:47:35.220 We have to fail you.

00:47:36.460 That's an automatic fail.

00:47:37.460 Uh, let's go to the suburban fight. 0.67

00:47:40.420 This was a fight that happened, uh, just in the, in the neighborhood, it looks like.

00:47:44.880 Okay, I don't know.

00:47:46.160 Mm-hmm.

00:47:47.320 Be high. 0.99

00:47:47.920 And you got these gay guys filming. 1.00

00:47:49.460 Mm-hmm. 0.99

00:47:50.940 Open that hole. 0.91

00:47:51.660 Open that hole. 1.00

00:47:52.480 Be that ass. 1.00

00:47:53.200 Be that ass. 1.00

00:47:54.420 All up in that hole shit. 1.00

00:47:55.640 What you want to fight, right? 1.00

00:47:56.680 What you want to fight?

00:47:57.520 Oh! 1.00

00:47:58.620 Oh, shit! 1.00

00:47:59.920 Oh, shit! 1.00

00:48:01.380 Oh, shit! 1.00

00:48:02.620 So we got the idea. 0.99

00:48:03.720 I have like a one-off bit for this.

00:48:05.660 Go ahead.

00:48:05.980 Um, there is a little bit of a silver lining.

00:48:08.920 At least when the fight's over and they pick up the jewelry and each other's belongings

00:48:13.760 off the ground, you know who's hoop earrings or who's because they have the name.

00:48:19.020 So I found this online.

00:48:20.720 Chatoria's Hoops.

00:48:22.260 Chatoria.

00:48:22.900 Great.

00:48:23.440 Isn't that pretty solid?

00:48:24.520 Yeah.

00:48:24.860 Decent bit, actually.

00:48:25.840 Not your best.

00:48:26.500 I don't know.

00:48:26.980 So it's like, oh, who's hoops are they?

00:48:29.300 This is mine.

00:48:30.140 No, those are mine.

00:48:31.280 No, it says Chatoria.

00:48:32.780 All right.

00:48:33.300 All right.

00:48:33.620 Those are yours.

00:48:34.200 My thing is, I think that would confuse AI.

00:48:38.020 The nice houses in the background and the ratchet fighting and the hair pulling in the street.

00:48:41.840 AI would be like, who made this?

00:48:43.480 This isn't human.

00:48:44.400 Yeah.

00:48:44.680 So, I don't know. 0.98

00:48:45.860 Houses are too nice to be doing shit like that. 0.98

00:48:47.460 Let's go to the Porch Pirates fighting over someone else's package. 0.98

00:48:51.640 Now to this incredible story.

00:48:53.180 Porch Pirates duke it out for a box right after it's delivered and it is caught on camera.

00:48:58.340 This happened in sinking spring borough, Pennsylvania, while the resident...

00:49:17.980 The guy picks up the thing to hit him with it because he wants to steal it more.

00:49:21.740 And the other guy pulled out a knife, I think.

00:49:23.340 Yeah.

00:49:23.940 You pull out a knife to steal someone's pool float.

00:49:26.520 So something's...

00:49:27.520 Well, we've done that bit before and that's what we said last time when the guy was tailing the FedEx driver immediately.

00:49:33.700 But these people, if there's two of them and they're now competing for resources, they must have found a way to front-run valuable packages or something.

00:49:41.320 I heard...

00:49:41.880 Yeah.

00:49:42.320 Go ahead.

00:49:42.820 I heard that people that work at the warehouses tip off their boys for certain packages that are high-value products.

00:49:49.240 That would make sense to me because I was going to say like maybe they follow the FedEx one day or the FedEx overnight because that van does mostly cell phones or something for replacements.

00:49:58.760 But there's got to be something because to cause a bottleneck at the package-stealing site is crazy.

00:50:05.040 Wow.

00:50:05.160 And look at the FedEx guy.

00:50:06.800 He's already off and he sees them coming, but it's not his job.

00:50:11.160 His job's done, you know?

00:50:12.320 Why don't they just go directly to the FedEx truck?

00:50:15.060 Yeah, the van.

00:50:15.840 I guess that's a super felony instead of just like a slap on the wrist misdemeanor or something.

00:50:19.740 It's a super felony instead of a not-in-trouble felony.

00:50:22.760 Exactly.

00:50:23.580 Let's go to the hobos story.

00:50:26.080 This is in California, right?

00:50:27.100 Yeah, this was a story just on the, you know, anarcho-tyranny, which we're always covering on the podcast.

00:50:32.400 And I thought this was a brilliant illustration by this woman on Twitter named Soledad.

00:50:36.760 She said, I have to pay an annual $265 vehicle registration fee for my 2017 Kia Sportage small SUV.

00:50:45.220 But oversized RVs have been parked near my home since March 2020 without getting ticketed or towed.

00:50:51.800 None of these RVs have updated tags.

00:50:54.100 Some don't even have license plates.

00:50:55.520 And she posts her, you know, $265 vehicle registration there showing the proof.

00:51:00.460 And then she says, a homeless individual with a fake license plate parked outside my home a few weeks ago.

00:51:06.740 Because they don't have a license plate or VIN, the city says they can't tow it.

00:51:11.560 But I have to pay my $265 annually to register my vehicle in California's two-tiered justice system.

00:51:18.540 That's what you get.

00:51:19.300 So a hobo street rat is living outside of her house, and she has to subsidize him by paying all that vehicle fee. 1.00

00:51:25.960 And you know what?

00:51:26.600 I guess there's a hustle here. 0.99

00:51:28.080 If you have a classic car you don't really want to pay the fees on, just stuff it full of hobo shit and leave it parked out front. 0.98

00:51:34.160 That's a smart idea. 0.98

00:51:35.360 At least use it to your advantage.

00:51:37.640 And kind of like if an officer comes out, throw some dirt on your face, go, hey, officer, down on my lug.

00:51:43.460 I can't move it.

00:51:44.520 No ID.

00:51:45.660 And, you know, get away with it.

00:51:47.780 All right.

00:51:48.720 Our last clip of Urban Decay taking things from the hospital.

00:51:53.340 These people got a big hospital bill.

00:51:55.740 I think it was for $30,000.

00:51:57.760 So they just stole everything in the hospital.

00:51:59.900 Everything took. 1.00

00:52:00.900 I mean, fucked up. 1.00

00:52:02.040 Body wash. 1.00

00:52:02.860 Took.

00:52:04.500 Lotion.

00:52:05.620 Took.

00:52:07.080 Towels.

00:52:08.780 Took.

00:52:09.300 Milk.

00:52:09.520 It was like gross hospital towels.

00:52:11.920 This.

00:52:13.100 Took.

00:52:13.720 Pampers. 0.59

00:52:14.520 Took.

00:52:15.980 Water wipes.

00:52:18.300 Took. 0.98

00:52:21.480 Uh, nipples. 0.97

00:52:24.140 Took. 0.98

00:52:25.440 Nose thing.

00:52:26.900 Took.

00:52:30.220 I don't want that.

00:52:32.340 Nothing.

00:52:33.600 This thing.

00:52:34.680 Took.

00:52:36.740 Bugs.

00:52:39.900 This.

00:52:40.840 Took.

00:52:42.300 Clearing them out.

00:52:43.320 All right.

00:52:43.660 I think it was a bit towards the end for all the actual machinery he was taking.

00:52:48.000 But towards the end, everything else got took and was put in his bag.

00:52:51.820 Yeah.

00:52:52.120 Stealing the, the hospital towels that get used probably like tons of times by very sick people.

00:52:57.320 Mm.

00:52:58.100 You want that in your house?

00:52:59.180 I wouldn't.

00:53:00.120 Worn down towels.

00:53:00.980 Um, yeah, you know, and I, I sympathize.

00:53:03.880 $30,000 for a childbirth.

00:53:05.440 I don't want to pay that.

00:53:06.760 And, uh, maybe this person would agree with me that we should stop subsidizing illegal immigrant 1.00

00:53:10.940 health care in America.

00:53:12.080 Yeah.

00:53:12.520 Because they go up and say no papers, but they take the care anyway.

00:53:16.120 It's okay.

00:53:16.440 We'll just charge the next guy. 0.93

00:53:17.520 The hospital has to write it off somewhere.

00:53:20.240 Well, let's not get too down or too depressed.

00:53:22.460 Let's move on to our fan submitted uplifting gold.

00:53:27.860 Yeah.

00:53:28.120 This is all stuff sent in by you guys over the last week.

00:53:31.760 We have fantastic stuff with a lot to get through.

00:53:35.300 So we're going to sit back and relax.

00:53:37.540 Someone's going to be long.

00:53:38.640 Someone's going to be short.

00:53:39.780 If you're kind of done with the show, I'd check out now.

00:53:43.460 All right.

00:53:44.280 Strong endorsement.

00:53:45.300 All right.

00:53:45.700 Let's start in the kind of shout out section here.

00:53:48.200 Here's another podcast watching couple who are outside of Fleca.

00:53:52.020 And then it looks like it has a wooden spoon.

00:53:54.160 It kind of, it's an arrow spoon type thing.

00:53:56.220 And then arrow is Fletcher is an arrow related thing.

00:54:00.060 And then the wooden spoon, that restaurant was made for me.

00:54:02.820 All right.

00:54:03.280 We're moving on now to the guy who has been doing this to his customer's floors.

00:54:09.640 Wow.

00:54:16.760 At their entryway.

00:54:22.900 Blessing the house.

00:54:27.540 All right.

00:54:28.040 You get the point.

00:54:28.680 Love it.

00:54:29.280 Very cool.

00:54:29.920 But then he immediately epoxies over it.

00:54:32.140 So he doesn't get caught.

00:54:34.340 But very well done.

00:54:35.600 We're part of that house.

00:54:37.040 All right.

00:54:37.340 Here's another one.

00:54:39.640 Best new podcast of all time.

00:54:45.160 Couple golfing and they got engaged later that day.

00:54:48.820 Scott and Jessica.

00:54:49.860 Congrats, you guys.

00:54:50.840 Thank you for watching.

00:54:51.660 And thank you for submitting that.

00:54:52.920 Because words are just words.

00:54:54.540 Until action actually starts.

00:54:56.740 Here's a shout out from Mexico.

00:54:58.760 But at the same time, words speak louder than action.

00:55:02.980 Because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

00:55:06.420 Very cool.

00:55:07.060 Wow.

00:55:08.680 Wow.

00:55:10.660 Wow.

00:55:12.180 Live from Mexico.

00:55:13.500 All right.

00:55:13.820 Here's another kid riding a tractor.

00:55:15.880 Say, Fluckus talks.

00:55:18.180 Here, Americana.

00:55:20.840 All right.

00:55:21.400 Start it up right here.

00:55:32.200 Wow.

00:55:33.060 Love it.

00:55:33.800 Kid drives the tractor.

00:55:34.900 Good stuff.

00:55:35.440 Here's kids watching Fluckus.

00:55:38.720 I've been seeing some of the clips.

00:55:40.500 It's not meant to show like a funny clip that you found online.

00:55:43.980 Very cool.

00:55:44.940 I'm worried some people are showing their kids too much of the show.

00:55:47.700 You're like keeping them away from some of the dirty stuff, right?

00:55:50.860 Well, this is an adult show technically.

00:55:53.240 Technically, yeah.

00:55:54.300 I've been trying to clean it up a little bit.

00:55:56.380 All right.

00:55:56.620 Here's indoctrinating our newest, Olivia.

00:55:59.160 Somebody just gave birth immediately watching the podcast.

00:56:02.440 Yeah.

00:56:02.680 Thank you.

00:56:03.660 Here's a boating shout out.

00:56:06.740 This is Henry and the boys.

00:56:10.140 They're out off the coast of Texas for a while off the shore.

00:56:15.540 Fluckus talks the podcast.

00:56:17.220 I like those ones.

00:56:20.120 Simple and sweet.

00:56:20.860 We got a henchman maxing.

00:56:22.220 Henchman baby. 0.73

00:56:23.100 That's Josiah the baby.

00:56:24.560 He turns one on June 27th.

00:56:26.560 Happy birthday, buddy.

00:56:27.940 Fluckus talks the best new podcast.

00:56:30.120 The whole time.

00:56:31.920 This is in Japan.

00:56:33.900 Haven't we used this one already?

00:56:35.180 I don't think so.

00:56:36.180 Okay.

00:56:36.800 Well, in Japan.

00:56:38.400 Good couple there.

00:56:39.180 Here's a kid who's been watching since birth, says the mother who sent this to me.

00:56:43.260 This is Franklis.

00:56:45.000 That's Richard Fluckus.

00:56:51.100 That's Richard Fluckus.

00:56:53.520 Wow.

00:56:54.120 That's Richard Fluckus.

00:56:55.860 She says, that's Richard Fluckus.

00:56:57.520 And then here's another youngest show watcher.

00:56:59.500 Congratulations on the birth of your child and immediately watching the podcast.

00:57:02.740 Wow.

00:57:03.220 It's kind of tough to photograph your wife.

00:57:05.040 Look it.

00:57:05.280 She doesn't want to be involved in this.

00:57:07.400 You got it, but you have to do it.

00:57:08.980 You kind of have to.

00:57:09.680 Let her take the picture next time. 1.00

00:57:11.040 We have some Asian misspellings we want to go through really quick.

00:57:15.300 Sorry.

00:57:16.060 We know Apple Pay.

00:57:17.520 Okay.

00:57:18.100 Easy one.

00:57:19.400 Peeled Almod.

00:57:21.260 Okay.

00:57:21.780 And it's almond.

00:57:22.840 This is a good one.

00:57:23.940 Pina Carada.

00:57:25.540 On the drink menu.

00:57:28.000 Somebody sent this one in.

00:57:29.520 It says blade position adjustments.

00:57:31.260 It's like some sort of tool.

00:57:32.540 And it said instructions.

00:57:34.000 It said Rusin set screw.

00:57:36.380 So another R instead of an S. 0.65

00:57:38.680 And then this one is from only in date.

00:57:41.420 The account, the Instagram account.

00:57:43.520 And it says visitor.

00:57:45.320 So maybe some Russian.

00:57:46.820 I don't know if that's Asian visitor.

00:57:48.560 That's pretty good.

00:57:49.660 All right.

00:57:49.940 So the misspellings are taken care of.

00:57:52.100 Rock kicks.

00:57:53.060 A lot of people sent some rock kicks.

00:57:54.520 We're going to play them all at the same time, basically.

00:57:57.540 So here they are in the background.

00:57:59.400 And we're going to time them up.

00:58:00.520 So they're all saying Fluckus talks to podcast at the same time.

00:58:03.160 Might be a little overwhelming, but here it goes.

00:58:04.680 And all the way to the podcast.

00:58:07.400 Fluckus talks to the podcast.

00:58:09.180 Great.

00:58:09.640 That's the podcast.

00:58:11.240 Hawaii.

00:58:14.080 Very cool.

00:58:15.040 There you go.

00:58:15.520 Thank you guys for sending in those rock kicks.

00:58:17.740 All right.

00:58:18.460 Where else are we going next?

00:58:19.880 Fluckus license plate.

00:58:21.100 South Dakota.

00:58:21.940 Very cool.

00:58:22.620 So explain that to me.

00:58:23.640 What happened there?

00:58:24.440 No crimes.

00:58:25.340 Someone sent it to me and said I got my license plate.

00:58:27.300 Made it custom to say Fluckus.

00:58:28.740 That's the second one.

00:58:29.540 There's one in Arizona, too.

00:58:30.720 So they're just repping you.

00:58:32.060 They're repping the podcast.

00:58:33.520 There's no other Fluckus out there.

00:58:35.280 Very nice.

00:58:35.940 That's a huge show watcher.

00:58:37.420 All right.

00:58:37.900 Here's this is kind of a insult to you, Fluckus, that some people were sending in.

00:58:42.580 After you said the you don't nobody knows their great grandma or nobody knows.

00:58:46.420 Great grandma was the last people that really existed was my theory.

00:58:49.960 So here is a show watcher telling their grandmother that they're going to be a great grandmother.

00:58:54.260 It's a girl.

00:58:57.300 Are you serious?

00:58:58.880 Yeah.

00:58:59.540 Oh, my God.

00:59:00.680 Oh, my God.

00:59:04.160 So now you see why we brought you here.

00:59:06.680 She's 95 years old.

00:59:07.900 And then another one, another person submitted this picture, which is their child, mom number

00:59:15.700 one, grandma, great grandma, and great great grandma all alive.

00:59:21.160 Wow.

00:59:21.780 Just to humiliate you.

00:59:24.340 Well, that's the limit.

00:59:25.620 I know.

00:59:26.020 That's the limit.

00:59:27.100 That great grandma, I don't know if she has parents.

00:59:31.140 Okay.

00:59:31.980 So it ends there.

00:59:33.040 She never had a mom and dad.

00:59:34.120 She spawned like the Terminator from the brink of time. 1.00

00:59:36.860 That's the theory.

00:59:37.920 All right.

00:59:38.540 Okay.

00:59:38.940 So we had to do that.

00:59:40.900 Then we got some ceramics from Oksana, who is a show watcher and bonus lander, longtime

00:59:47.340 show watcher.

00:59:48.540 Yep.

00:59:48.960 Very talented pottery maker as well.

00:59:52.260 Look at these very cool.

00:59:53.280 I know.

00:59:53.740 Made one for us.

00:59:55.140 Me, Fleckus, Chinese Donut Boy.

00:59:57.420 Follow her Instagram.

00:59:58.720 It's o.z.pottery.

01:00:01.300 So.

01:00:01.740 o.z.pottery.

01:00:02.760 I was thinking it was going to be, you know, okay, you know, a mug or whatever.

01:00:05.980 This was high quality stuff.

01:00:07.260 So thank you very much.

01:00:08.460 And Chinese Donut Boy is getting stuff too.

01:00:10.020 I know.

01:00:10.440 Chinese Donut Boy is getting in.

01:00:11.860 That's good.

01:00:12.560 Good for him.

01:00:12.900 He's got like 120 something thousand followers now.

01:00:15.300 Very good.

01:00:15.840 He's a real guy.

01:00:16.820 All right.

01:00:17.500 We're going through.

01:00:18.740 This is the Raised Right Kids section now.

01:00:20.860 Yes.

01:00:21.320 These are.

01:00:22.020 Exactly.

01:00:22.540 These are the kids of show watchers who are doing nice Americana things.

01:00:28.280 Girl on a motorbike.

01:00:32.280 Skid.

01:00:32.760 A little skid there.

01:00:33.600 Very cool.

01:00:34.220 Skid stop.

01:00:34.880 We love to see it.

01:00:36.040 Here's a dad fishing with his two sons.

01:00:39.420 And his youngest son catches a huge bass.

01:00:42.260 Wow.

01:00:45.100 North zone outdoors.

01:00:51.140 And here he is, the picture of him, holding him up at the end.

01:00:54.140 Nice bass.

01:00:54.680 Very cool.

01:00:54.880 Nice bass.

01:00:55.920 Nice Americana.

01:00:57.900 All right.

01:00:58.560 Here is a kid in a Boy Scout troop that is an all boys Boy Scout troop.

01:01:03.860 No women are in the Boy Scout troop.

01:01:05.200 And he's a show watch.

01:01:06.140 His parents are show watchers.

01:01:07.340 Yeah.

01:01:07.680 Yeah.

01:01:18.600 All right.

01:01:19.280 That's called 13 taps.

01:01:21.060 Keep it up, kid.

01:01:21.860 Go all the way.

01:01:23.180 Don't let a girl join. 1.00

01:01:24.640 You know, keep it 100.

01:01:26.580 This one was submitted to me with a story that was pure Americana.

01:01:31.300 This kid was a pitcher and he got kind of rocked.

01:01:35.060 He let up a lot of runs.

01:01:36.440 Happens to the best of us.

01:01:37.340 Happened to you, right?

01:01:38.140 Almost happened to me.

01:01:39.160 Okay.

01:01:39.900 He got rocked.

01:01:40.540 And then this is his friends comforting him after he got rocked.

01:01:43.720 They say, they come up to him.

01:01:45.140 He's got his head down.

01:01:47.780 It's all right, buddy.

01:01:48.620 You got rocked.

01:01:50.120 Happens to the best of us.

01:01:53.580 Wow.

01:01:54.580 But that's character building.

01:01:55.780 Keep your head high.

01:01:56.620 That is character building.

01:01:57.560 You need to learn to keep your head high.

01:01:59.600 And the only way you learn to keep your head high is to have something that makes you put your head down.

01:02:03.320 And then instead of saying, hey, let's not let anyone put people's heads down for any reason.

01:02:07.800 So let's eliminate anything that could make someone put their head down.

01:02:10.480 You have to experience a loss to realize you have to keep your head high and lose well.

01:02:15.080 So then when you win, you can win easier.

01:02:17.640 There you go.

01:02:18.300 Absolutely.

01:02:18.940 Something like that.

01:02:19.320 These kids have their little ATVs.

01:02:21.520 They got stuck.

01:02:22.760 Yeah.

01:02:22.980 This is a four and a six-year-old.

01:02:24.320 They got the ATV stuck.

01:02:25.460 What are they going to do?

01:02:26.860 The six-year-old has to lead the way.

01:02:28.940 And they're ramming it.

01:02:30.080 They're doing everything they can to get it out.

01:02:32.760 The best idea is to ram it out.

01:02:34.840 Yep.

01:02:35.780 And eventually they flip it all the way over.

01:02:37.800 But yeah, watching your kids problem solve.

01:02:40.300 Pure Americana.

01:02:41.100 Very Americana.

01:02:42.380 All right.

01:02:42.840 This one's a good one.

01:02:43.740 Little girl ice fishing with a grilled cheese or some type of sandwich in her mouth.

01:02:49.160 There she is.

01:02:50.040 Fish on.

01:02:51.440 Tips up.

01:02:52.940 Good technique.

01:02:56.020 Grilled cheese still in mouth.

01:02:58.340 Boom.

01:02:58.780 A little perch, a little crappy, whatever it is.

01:03:07.200 Here's another kid with a giant bass, almost as big as his body.

01:03:10.220 Very cool.

01:03:11.020 Good work, kid.

01:03:12.160 Here's a little kid saying the pledge.

01:03:13.440 A pledge allegiance to the flag of the United States of America, to the republics, the Russian

01:03:23.720 fans, one nation.

01:03:26.080 That's good stuff.

01:03:26.780 Close enough, buddy.

01:03:27.780 You got it.

01:03:28.320 Close enough at that age.

01:03:30.340 Here's a eight-year-old, I believe, skeet shooting.

01:03:34.640 And the dad's name is Vinny.

01:03:36.660 And he called the kid Mini Vinny.

01:03:40.900 Nice.

01:03:42.400 There you go, Mini Vinny.

01:03:43.560 That's good, Mini Vinny.

01:03:44.400 Atta boy.

01:03:45.280 That was a far toss, too.

01:03:47.080 And that gun looks, what is that, 12 gauge?

01:03:49.780 Look at 12.

01:03:50.400 Is that a 12 gauge?

01:03:51.540 That didn't look like 20 to me.

01:03:53.340 So, good for him.

01:03:54.300 He'll be good.

01:03:55.680 Here is offensive lineman, two brothers.

01:03:59.900 And the older brother is an offensive lineman in high school, I think.

01:04:02.920 And this kid, the younger one, is about to start in high school, maybe.

01:04:08.360 Here they are, deadlifting.

01:04:12.780 That's great.

01:04:13.980 That's Americana.

01:04:15.020 Me and Fleckis both had that exact experience.

01:04:18.480 Older brother.

01:04:19.320 Older brother who is good at football.

01:04:20.980 And then we teach and have high expectations.

01:04:23.680 So, if you're in high school and you're playing offensive line, a little tip I can give you

01:04:28.420 that will set you apart from other players.

01:04:31.300 Obviously, you need to stay low.

01:04:32.680 Obviously, you need to be strong.

01:04:34.200 Hand placement is very important.

01:04:35.980 What they teach us in college, which we didn't really get taught in high school, was head

01:04:39.740 placement.

01:04:40.380 Yeah.

01:04:40.680 So, if you're on like a zone right or something, and you get your hands in your place, and

01:04:45.060 you're head on, or your head's on the left side, and you're going right, the person

01:04:48.520 can get across your body, and now you're kind of holding, or like this.

01:04:51.900 But if you get your hands in the right spot, and then if you're zoning right, and you're

01:04:55.180 going right, and you put your face on the right, with your right hand on the chest of

01:05:01.880 the defensive player, and you're putting your face across them, they can't come across your

01:05:06.400 head as easy.

01:05:07.440 So, you got your hands inside.

01:05:09.020 You're locked up.

01:05:10.000 Their helmet's here.

01:05:11.180 Everyone's trying to run this way.

01:05:12.700 They can't get across you.

01:05:13.960 So, your face placement in the chest of the defender is actually a huge deal.

01:05:19.780 So, make sure on zone left, you get your face placement left, and then zone right, face

01:05:24.180 placement right, because they can't work across your faces easily.

01:05:27.200 Yep.

01:05:27.720 That's something I wish I knew in high school that was like super easy to know.

01:05:30.920 Yeah.

01:05:31.360 Absolutely.

01:05:32.140 All right.

01:05:32.520 This is kind of a, not a longer clip, but we'll play the game.

01:05:36.760 Guess the show watchers.

01:05:38.240 Yeah.

01:05:38.440 One of these two kids is a show watcher.

01:05:40.500 Guess which one?

01:05:41.780 Mason, what do you hope to work with?

01:05:43.000 The son of a show watcher.

01:05:45.100 To be famous.

01:05:46.360 You want to be famous?

01:05:47.180 Yes, I do.

01:05:48.100 Why?

01:05:49.540 Because I want to be famous like Taylor Swift and I Spice.

01:05:53.280 Yeah.

01:05:55.480 Why do you want to be famous like them?

01:05:57.460 I don't know.

01:05:58.580 So I can make money.

01:06:00.920 Okay.

01:06:01.580 Good answer.

01:06:02.320 What about you?

01:06:02.840 You want to be famous?

01:06:03.380 Uh, I mean, it would be nice, but I would just like a job, a wife, a dog.

01:06:11.460 Guess which one's the son of a show watcher.

01:06:14.160 I didn't say it's an easy guess here.

01:06:16.420 Here is a dad who took his daughter out to the gun range.

01:06:21.920 Said she's going to college in California and he wanted to teach her some base stuff so it doesn't all go down hell.

01:06:28.160 There you go.

01:06:31.100 Very cool.

01:06:31.840 Uh, here's a little kid.

01:06:33.180 I like the lessons that are teaching the kids here.

01:06:35.280 Teaching this kid how to split wood.

01:06:37.380 He's got the big metal split in the middle of it.

01:06:40.580 Giant stump.

01:06:43.880 Wow.

01:06:44.420 He's grinding.

01:06:45.760 Atta boy.

01:06:46.760 And then here is teaching your son how to shoot a BB gun. 1.00

01:06:50.440 Because I'll bite you. 1.00

01:06:52.480 You can hit me and slide. 1.00

01:06:54.680 Don't you one bit me. 0.97

01:06:56.520 Very cool.

01:06:57.240 Missed it.

01:06:57.920 Not as good as mini Vinny, but pure Americana.

01:07:00.220 And I assume you're younger.

01:07:01.440 You'll work up here to mini Vinny.

01:07:03.360 Mini Vinny.

01:07:04.200 Look up to mini Vinny.

01:07:05.720 He will show you the way.

01:07:07.440 All right.

01:07:08.820 Keep going.

01:07:09.780 All right.

01:07:10.220 Kids.

01:07:10.900 Hey, a lot of stuff came, guys.

01:07:12.740 We had to cut a lot of stuff.

01:07:14.080 So people went crazy.

01:07:17.080 This section is called the kids first time section.

01:07:20.400 Daughter's first roller coaster.

01:07:22.060 You ready, buddy?

01:07:24.820 Here we go.

01:07:27.240 Get your hands up.

01:07:29.400 Get your hands up.

01:07:30.120 Get your hands up.

01:07:30.300 Get out of here.

01:07:35.740 There.

01:07:36.860 Woo-hoo. 0.65

01:07:39.360 That's nice.

01:07:40.500 Pure Americana.

01:07:41.280 The nice part about having kids, their first time doing anything is a significant event.

01:07:46.280 Yeah.

01:07:46.500 So you get significant events for like 10 years straight.

01:07:49.420 It's pretty good.

01:07:50.960 Here is another kid's first glass of milk.

01:07:54.620 Yeah.

01:07:56.160 First time using a glass, I believe.

01:07:57.940 First time using a glass.

01:07:59.920 There's your milk.

01:08:00.880 Drink it.

01:08:05.300 You'll learn, kid.

01:08:07.040 Talk to mini Vinny.

01:08:08.400 Mini Vinny will show you how to do it.

01:08:10.000 And this is show watcher's daughter's first run scored in T-ball.

01:08:16.340 Wow.

01:08:17.420 Did it.

01:08:17.960 Very cool.

01:08:18.880 Like she's been there before.

01:08:20.760 All right.

01:08:22.160 We got a show watcher who's surviving cancer a lot longer than expected.

01:08:27.000 This guy.

01:08:27.880 This guy was diagnosed with stage four pancreatic cancer in January 2022.

01:08:31.540 We were told to prepare for about six to 12 months.

01:08:35.660 June 20th will be 29 months.

01:08:39.140 And your show is the only political show I will watch with him.

01:08:42.740 I mean, duh.

01:08:43.280 The best new podcast of all time.

01:08:45.080 Photo is last week for round 58 of chemo.

01:08:48.840 Wow.

01:08:49.300 There he is.

01:08:50.380 Strong.

01:08:50.940 It looks pretty good.

01:08:52.160 That's like a rap boy type.

01:08:54.000 Yeah.

01:08:54.500 That guy could be in my family.

01:08:55.780 Yeah.

01:08:56.200 Exactly.

01:08:56.840 That guy could be your uncle or something.

01:08:58.240 Stand tall.

01:08:59.260 Yes.

01:08:59.780 God bless you.

01:09:00.520 You're going to be all right.

01:09:01.380 It's going all the way to zero.

01:09:02.880 The cancer.

01:09:03.900 We didn't actually.

01:09:05.040 They didn't say exactly where we were at in the process, but.

01:09:08.280 Let's go ahead and beat it.

01:09:09.740 Still here.

01:09:10.060 Let's go ahead and beat it.

01:09:11.140 Still here.

01:09:12.040 All right.

01:09:13.500 Accomplishments.

01:09:14.220 Right?

01:09:14.620 Yep.

01:09:15.440 All right.

01:09:16.000 Let's start off.

01:09:16.920 First home run over the fence for this kid.

01:09:20.960 Son of a show watcher.

01:09:22.100 This was sent in by his dad.

01:09:24.480 Boom.

01:09:24.840 Whoa.

01:09:27.240 Launched it.

01:09:29.400 Home run over the fence.

01:09:31.380 Woo.

01:09:32.560 Love it.

01:09:33.000 Yeah.

01:09:33.480 That's a great feeling because when I played baseball, a lot of fields didn't have the fence.

01:09:37.140 And then when he got to the fence, you always wanted to hit it over it.

01:09:40.220 Yeah.

01:09:40.800 I have the same experience.

01:09:42.480 And that guy, his dad sent in a couple other videos, some videos of him hitting home runs.

01:09:48.120 We didn't have the time to play them, but I was like clicking the YouTube links like 1993,

01:09:52.360 my home run against whatever.

01:09:53.820 So we put your kids in glory days.

01:09:57.540 They're back there.

01:09:58.160 Leave them in the vast.

01:09:59.080 No, no big deal.

01:09:59.840 Um, here's a kid who got fourth in rings in the Texas state gymnastics competition.

01:10:05.660 Who's a show watcher.

01:10:07.580 And he also got 10th in pommel.

01:10:11.000 So we're just going to play the rings because he got his highest one there.

01:10:14.580 Let's see what he does up.

01:10:17.800 Does it strong.

01:10:20.400 And he goes, here's, here's a video of me getting fourth in state in the email.

01:10:23.820 And I'm like, all right, what state?

01:10:24.980 We're talking Rhode Island here, Texas.

01:10:27.420 That's, that's good state.

01:10:28.440 That's pretty good.

01:10:29.200 That's pretty good.

01:10:29.820 That's good state.

01:10:30.500 It's called.

01:10:30.960 So congratulations on that.

01:10:33.040 Um, this is actually one that you technique.

01:10:36.060 Yeah.

01:10:36.340 This is my technique that I told everyone to do.

01:10:38.580 If you're in baseball up until like eighth grade, this is old for it too.

01:10:43.460 I would say you can basically just run the whole bases and there'll be more errors than plays and you'll get a home run.

01:10:50.320 So just a grounder.

01:10:51.600 It should be a single.

01:10:52.820 Yep.

01:10:53.560 And then it's like, okay, maybe it's a double.

01:10:55.500 You stole a base.

01:10:57.180 But then, well, what are we going to do?

01:10:59.620 Throw it to third now?

01:11:00.880 Where's the ball?

01:11:01.920 Uh, uh, you just run home.

01:11:03.920 We're going to throw you out.

01:11:05.360 They're not going to throw you out from left field.

01:11:08.020 Home run single.

01:11:09.020 If it's out of the infield, it's a home run.

01:11:11.300 That's the rule.

01:11:12.340 All right.

01:11:12.700 This video is a jujitsu wrestling girl.

01:11:16.160 No, it's a guy.

01:11:17.440 Oh, that's a different one.

01:11:18.700 Yeah.

01:11:18.860 These are two guys. 1.00

01:11:21.440 Fucking finish him. 1.00

01:11:24.400 Oh, man. 1.00

01:11:25.340 This is Jasmine and Robert.

01:11:27.000 No, they're getting married.

01:11:28.980 Take it down, Rob.

01:11:29.680 Okay.

01:11:30.140 This is Robert and Jasmine.

01:11:31.500 They sent in some other picks.

01:11:33.380 I like a wife like that. 1.00

01:11:36.540 And this is towards the end.

01:11:37.400 She went, she got, she got a little crazy.

01:11:38.700 We have 20 seconds.

01:11:40.300 15 seconds.

01:11:43.860 Wow.

01:11:47.520 Feels good.

01:11:48.080 So I think he won the tournament, I would say.

01:11:49.980 Good.

01:11:50.120 So yeah, congratulations on getting married, Jasmine and Robert.

01:11:54.780 Nice couple.

01:11:56.000 All right.

01:11:56.540 Here's one.

01:11:57.400 This is actually one of my favorites.

01:11:59.260 This kid, Christian Leahy.

01:12:01.140 He bowls a 300, his first 300 in a sanctioned event.

01:12:05.120 This is the last frame.

01:12:06.160 I love the celebration.

01:12:20.400 That feels so good.

01:12:21.500 Who do you think you are?

01:12:22.700 I am.

01:12:23.660 And it's so nice that you don't get the yips and then like throw a bad one in the last

01:12:27.960 frame.

01:12:28.500 That's stepping up.

01:12:29.540 That's, that's being an athlete.

01:12:31.220 Yeah.

01:12:31.460 That's stepping up to the occasion.

01:12:33.160 That's handling your business.

01:12:34.340 You're a winner.

01:12:35.020 There's winners and losers.

01:12:36.020 That kid's a winner.

01:12:37.140 All right.

01:12:37.680 So this next one is a guy in the country with his guns.

01:12:41.140 Show watcher.

01:12:41.920 This is a Mac 11.

01:12:43.320 Mac 11 and a grenade launcher.

01:12:44.920 And an RPG.

01:12:45.920 And a bazooka.

01:12:53.280 Just letting that thing.

01:13:01.620 I love how quickly he shoots it too.

01:13:03.740 It doesn't have much kickback.

01:13:05.200 Oh, I know.

01:13:05.880 That's shocking.

01:13:06.720 You don't want to be standing behind it though.

01:13:08.600 Here's one that somebody sent in.

01:13:11.020 They reminded us.

01:13:12.280 This is more of a reminder for us.

01:13:13.440 This is a military, bunch of military guys getting together with their wives, having a

01:13:17.020 little barbecue fire, hang out, whatever.

01:13:19.400 Military's not all twinks.

01:13:20.900 It's not 82% trans.

01:13:22.260 There's a lot of good guys in the military and you got some values to uphold and you watch

01:13:26.620 this podcast.

01:13:27.700 Yep.

01:13:28.180 Here's another show watcher who's pulling honey. 0.73

01:13:30.520 Pulling bees.

01:13:31.160 You got the bees under control.

01:13:34.280 That's important.

01:13:35.060 You got the little dust.

01:13:38.700 You dust them.

01:13:39.340 They get calm and you start stealing from them.

01:13:44.380 Future shout outs, you have to have the podcast playing in the background.

01:13:48.060 Or say Fleck Us Talks like right now.

01:13:49.840 Right now.

01:13:50.560 Boom.

01:13:50.960 Then it feels good for us.

01:13:52.740 But nice job with those bees. 1.00

01:13:54.580 Bees.

01:13:55.780 Last clip of this section is a grandma who gets tricked.

01:14:00.440 I'm afraid it's something nasty.

01:14:01.980 No, just read the bottle. 1.00

01:14:03.700 I am so fucking stupid. 1.00

01:14:07.780 The sofa. 1.00

01:14:08.840 She goes, I'm afraid it's something nasty.

01:14:11.160 It's like your instincts are on grandma.

01:14:12.760 Don't let them gaslight you.

01:14:15.740 Oh, here's an honorable mention.

01:14:17.920 We're not going to show any of these, but my two-year-old son wanting to show his grandpa

01:14:23.280 he's running through the sprinklers in Albuquerque.

01:14:25.680 Godspeed to you and your family and your show.

01:14:28.320 Two-year-old daughter developing skills in a very two-year-old way.

01:14:32.280 Another email.

01:14:32.900 This is my three-year-old son, Reed, throwing me all the stuff on a parts catalog.

01:14:37.820 And yo, bros, here's some whales we saw fishing last summer.

01:14:40.560 Love the show.

01:14:41.220 Keep it 100.

01:14:42.560 You guys forgot to include the attachments on those.

01:14:44.960 That is the no attachment wall of shame.

01:14:47.360 I'm sorry.

01:14:47.840 Those stories sounded cool, but there was no attachment in the email.

01:14:51.360 So, better luck next.

01:14:52.820 Uplifting Gold submission.

01:14:55.820 Is that it?

01:14:56.700 Do we want to play some of these really young kids?

01:14:58.460 Let's play this one.

01:14:59.440 This is a daughter who got caught eating gum from under the restaurant table.

01:15:04.100 Hey, where did you get that gum, Margo?

01:15:07.060 From the roof of the table.

01:15:08.660 From the roof of the table?

01:15:10.060 Yeah.

01:15:10.660 You mean underneath?

01:15:12.120 Yeah.

01:15:13.220 Yeah.

01:15:14.260 Did you get it off the ground?

01:15:16.360 No.

01:15:16.800 No, no, no.

01:15:18.900 Tough lesson to learn.

01:15:19.920 We've all been there, right?

01:15:20.800 Yep.

01:15:21.400 All right.

01:15:22.000 And that is the end of our fan-submitted Uplifting Gold section.

01:15:26.520 Sorry, guys.

01:15:26.980 Very cool.

01:15:27.460 Yeah.

01:15:27.780 Good stuff.

01:15:28.480 We had to cut some.

01:15:29.660 Sorry.

01:15:30.280 It's a time.

01:15:30.940 It was our issue.

01:15:31.900 We have a lot of people who submitted, so.

01:15:33.780 Our apologies.

01:15:34.740 Good stuff.

01:15:35.260 We tried to show the true Americana.

01:15:37.360 Yeah.

01:15:37.680 And we got the message across.

01:15:38.800 Thank you to everyone who submitted.

01:15:40.700 Thank you, guys.

01:15:41.540 It was very cool.

01:15:42.520 This was the vision.

01:15:43.320 I wanted to do a fan-submitted Uplifting Gold,

01:15:46.380 and it went perfectly.

01:15:47.600 Very grateful for everyone who sent stuff in.

01:15:49.620 We love you guys.

01:15:50.660 All right.

01:15:51.300 Before the show ends, it is our last episode before vacations.

01:15:55.520 We have a lot of shout-outs to get to.

01:15:57.760 Long list.

01:15:58.560 We're going to go fast, but it doesn't mean we don't like you.

01:16:01.160 All right.

01:16:01.520 Happy birthday to Joseph Hopkinson, who turned 40 on June 20th.

01:16:07.340 Happy birthday, Joseph.

01:16:08.600 He loves the schizo corner. 1.00

01:16:11.300 Good.

01:16:11.580 So, he's got a part of the show he likes.

01:16:13.780 Happy birthday to Will Strong on June 18th.

01:16:17.100 He listens while he's working.

01:16:18.940 He owns his own lawnmower company.

01:16:20.860 Very strong.

01:16:21.620 Very Americana.

01:16:23.300 And he listens all the time.

01:16:25.380 There you go.

01:16:25.920 While he's at work.

01:16:26.880 Happy birthday.

01:16:27.620 Happy birthday to PK, turning 44 on June 21st.

01:16:32.240 Bonus lander.

01:16:33.680 And then he also shares the show with all of his college buddies.

01:16:36.980 I think they're Boston College guys.

01:16:38.460 Very nice.

01:16:39.020 So, they're constantly sending clips in the show around.

01:16:41.920 So, thank you for doing that.

01:16:42.900 It's a great way to share the show.

01:16:44.060 It helps us.

01:16:45.060 Person-to-person references is how we succeed.

01:16:47.980 So, thank you.

01:16:48.180 Nice job, PK.

01:16:48.980 Especially Boston College.

01:16:49.940 It's a good school.

01:16:50.600 Yeah.

01:16:50.700 You know?

01:16:51.120 I like those guys.

01:16:52.020 Me too.

01:16:52.680 Happy birthday to Jamie from Scotland on June 23rd.

01:16:56.660 And then his girlfriend, Paula, got you a bonus land subscription.

01:17:00.980 Ooh.

01:17:01.480 Surprise.

01:17:02.340 I like when we have international viewers.

01:17:04.440 Yeah.

01:17:04.880 Me too.

01:17:05.240 I kind of like them a little more.

01:17:06.580 Me too.

01:17:07.020 Sometimes.

01:17:07.720 Because they're harder to get.

01:17:09.020 You guys, you Americans, you understand that, right?

01:17:10.820 Americans, whoa.

01:17:11.940 Yeah. 1.00

01:17:12.300 Everyone there is an illegal immigrant or a pedophile. 1.00

01:17:14.560 So. 1.00

01:17:15.420 All right.

01:17:15.900 Happy birthday to John Smiley on June 20th.

01:17:20.260 He turned 38.

01:17:21.360 Happy birthday, John Smiley.

01:17:22.400 Thank you, John, for watching.

01:17:24.260 Happy birthday to Matt Carpenter's girlfriend on June 15th.

01:17:28.220 She's been a show washer since before the show even existed. 1.00

01:17:31.180 And Matt forgot to include her name in the request.

01:17:33.420 And Matt forgot to include her name.

01:17:34.560 But we're still going to shout her out.

01:17:36.440 Happy birthday, Matt Carpenter's girlfriend.

01:17:37.860 Thank you, Matt Carpenter's girlfriend.

01:17:39.300 Happy birthday to Zach on June 23rd.

01:17:42.140 He's a great dad.

01:17:43.560 Good name.

01:17:44.180 Great dad.

01:17:44.860 Great dad.

01:17:45.580 Has three kids, soon to be four kids.

01:17:48.020 He's a hardworking plumber.

01:17:49.820 And he works really hard so his wife can stay home.

01:17:52.360 Wow.

01:17:52.800 And they're looking for a new name for their new baby.

01:17:56.540 Hmm.

01:17:57.220 Any suggestions?

01:17:58.100 What would you say?

01:17:58.520 I was thinking Frank.

01:17:59.720 Frank a baby.

01:18:00.540 A baby named Frank is like, it's a good bit.

01:18:03.320 Yeah.

01:18:03.520 Even if it's a girl. 0.92

01:18:04.920 Frankie.

01:18:05.780 Ooh.

01:18:06.460 All right.

01:18:06.960 All right.

01:18:07.420 Happy birthday to...

01:18:09.460 Happy birthday to Roxy Smith on June 15th.

01:18:13.020 And happy anniversary a few days before that on June 10th.

01:18:16.900 Double dip.

01:18:17.560 And congrats on the baby coming in October.

01:18:19.680 Very nice.

01:18:20.220 Very exciting.

01:18:20.800 A lot of babies.

01:18:21.500 That's great.

01:18:21.900 That's three things.

01:18:22.220 You got three shout outs.

01:18:23.420 Happy birthday to Lee.

01:18:24.620 We missed it last week.

01:18:26.000 Um, but, uh, he and Melissa are huge show watchers.

01:18:30.160 So we're not going to forget you, Lee.

01:18:31.520 Happy birthday.

01:18:32.700 Happy birthday to Matt Boak on June 27th.

01:18:35.700 Him and his girlfriend love the show.

01:18:37.180 There you go.

01:18:37.740 It's very important.

01:18:38.780 Happy birthday to Jude.

01:18:39.940 You turned 30 on June 15th.

01:18:42.160 Sorry we missed you last week.

01:18:44.060 Um, this is a surprise from your girlfriend, Catherine.

01:18:46.560 Jude.

01:18:46.940 Good name.

01:18:48.080 Catherine.

01:18:48.640 Good girlfriend.

01:18:49.560 Yeah.

01:18:49.960 Good couples.

01:18:50.720 Jude needs a comeback.

01:18:52.020 Jude should come back more.

01:18:52.920 A lot of couples like the show.

01:18:55.260 Happy birthday to Emily Butler, who turned 32 on June 20th.

01:19:00.340 Bonusland members, Man on the Street OG fans.

01:19:03.180 Happy birthday, Emily.

01:19:04.000 Very nice.

01:19:04.440 Happy birthday to Yeshua, who turns 20 on June 22nd.

01:19:08.280 Love the name.

01:19:09.160 Happy birthday, Yeshua.

01:19:10.240 Happy birthday to Thomas Smith on June 15th.

01:19:13.280 Happy birthday to Derek on June 20th.

01:19:15.400 He and Megan watch every week, and we greatly appreciate it.

01:19:19.360 Who was, you skipped over, what's his face?

01:19:21.620 John Smith?

01:19:22.260 Thomas Smith.

01:19:22.740 Thomas Smith.

01:19:23.800 I'm doing what?

01:19:24.220 His name was too average.

01:19:25.580 No bits.

01:19:26.160 No banter.

01:19:27.620 All right.

01:19:28.380 Running out of steam.

01:19:29.820 Give it your best.

01:19:31.240 Happy birthday, Thomas Smith.

01:19:32.140 Send me a DM, Thomas.

01:19:33.260 I'll send you a free t-shirt.

01:19:34.960 There you go.

01:19:35.760 See that?

01:19:36.360 See how it worked for you, Thomas?

01:19:37.960 Um, happy birthday to...

01:19:40.100 There's like 10 Thomas Smiths.

01:19:41.600 Yeah.

01:19:41.880 Is that the common name?

01:19:42.800 It's going to be like, oh, I'll just send out all the t-shirts.

01:19:44.960 Yeah.

01:19:45.240 Like, I don't even have, like, an inside hookup with the t-shirts where I, like, go in the closet

01:19:48.840 and, like, pull one out and send it.

01:19:50.180 I just go on the website and buy a t-shirt and send it to you guys.

01:19:54.340 And then deduct it from his taxes later.

01:19:55.940 Yeah, I deduct it from my taxes and I get some back in the kickback for the profits or

01:19:59.100 whatever.

01:19:59.500 But, you know, there's not, like, a very sophisticated operation.

01:20:03.360 Yeah.

01:20:04.520 And it just comes out of my bank account.

01:20:06.600 Oh.

01:20:07.000 You skipped over him and now you got a free t-shirt coming, Thomas.

01:20:09.600 Happy birthday to Janae on June 20th.

01:20:12.180 Uh, congrats on being engaged to Jason.

01:20:14.780 Janae and Jason.

01:20:15.820 You got both names.

01:20:16.780 That's very good.

01:20:17.920 And last but not least, happy birthday to John Fox who turned 41 on June 16th.

01:20:23.160 He's a jiu-jitsu guy.

01:20:24.700 Happy birthday.

01:20:25.140 Very fit.

01:20:25.480 He likes fitness and he's a big show watcher.

01:20:27.700 He loves the show.

01:20:28.620 Don't let your wife near him. 1.00

01:20:30.400 Yeah.

01:20:30.860 No, actually, he's probably married.

01:20:31.920 That's probably, don't let, yeah.

01:20:33.540 Don't let your wife near the jiu-jitsu instructor is the more important lesson. 1.00

01:20:37.060 That's the lesson of the year so far.

01:20:38.820 Happy birthday, though.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - June 25, 2024

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