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00:00:16.120 Welcome back to Flock of Socks, a podcast episode 205 today on the show.

00:00:21.740 The hurricane relief is becoming a disaster with FEMA running out of money.

00:00:26.620 Wait till you hear what they wasted it all on.

00:00:28.800 Then in cringe of the week, we have an emotional girls making bad decisions section you're not going to want to miss.

00:00:35.000 And in housekeeping, we have some notes from the debate you're going to like.

00:00:38.240 And last but not least, in urban decay, cops can't be cops anymore.

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00:00:45.640 All this and more.

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00:03:16.460 We have a great show today.

00:03:18.340 An important show.

00:03:19.620 A packed show.

00:03:20.980 And we're going to be cooking a little bit, too.

00:03:22.880 Okay.

00:03:23.440 First things first.

00:03:24.580 Can you read the headline?

00:03:25.840 Hillary Clinton warns October surprise will upend election.

00:03:30.720 Great.

00:03:31.460 Hillary Clinton.

00:03:32.320 Like, wasn't she, like, four people ago?

00:03:34.520 Yeah.

00:03:35.000 We got Obama running Biden's administration.

00:03:37.180 Hillary Clinton making threats, not predictions, about October surprises.

00:03:41.120 It's like these people need to just go away, right?

00:03:43.240 She's basically telling us she knows what's coming.

00:03:46.060 Yeah.

00:03:46.480 And it's not going to be good.

00:03:47.660 Upend the election.

00:03:49.420 And I'm going to cook here a little bit.

00:03:51.040 I know it's not the last page of housekeeping where I usually cook.

00:03:53.660 Okay.

00:03:54.060 And get a little schizo. 0.98

00:03:55.340 But let me cook here.

00:03:56.780 It seems like there's not a real, legal, normal path to victory for Kamala. 0.96

00:04:02.320 Okay.

00:04:02.700 She can't really win without cheating, right? 1.00

00:04:05.420 Okay.

00:04:06.080 And you know how the bad guys have a hurricane machine?

00:04:08.840 No, I don't know.

00:04:09.760 That's where you lose me immediately.

00:04:11.440 But you got to let me cook here.

00:04:12.620 Okay.

00:04:13.000 It seems like the last hurricane, they were kind of calibrating the machine just to kind of run a test run, a little beta test, see how it goes.

00:04:20.480 And it worked well.

00:04:21.740 And I have a bad feeling they're going to send more.

00:04:24.540 And I wonder what happens, God forbid, and I don't want this to happen, but what happens if an entire state gets smoked by a Category 5 hurricane a couple weeks before the election?

00:04:34.960 Yeah.

00:04:35.240 You can't vote.

00:04:36.100 For sure.

00:04:36.540 What do you do?

00:04:37.400 Do you have to postpone the election?

00:04:39.420 Uh-oh.

00:04:39.840 Do you blame climate change?

00:04:41.340 Uh-oh.

00:04:41.760 Do you postpone the election and blame climate change, which is basically blaming Republicans and Joe Biden stays in power and steps down and hands it off to Kamala?

00:04:48.800 You don't even need to have an election?

00:04:50.320 Yeah, that's reasonable.

00:04:51.780 Maybe.

00:04:52.860 Maybe.

00:04:53.260 Maybe, minus the hurricane machine, but yeah, sure.

00:04:55.480 So that's kind of what I see may be coming.

00:04:58.280 I don't want it to happen, but I have a really bad feeling they're going to try and smash us with a bad hurricane and then just say, oh, it's climate change.

00:05:06.760 Republicans didn't let us do anything about that.

00:05:08.860 Yeah.

00:05:09.060 And then if you look at the map, too, Western North Carolina is very much red, and if you remove that and look at the rest of the state, it's kind of like a blue-red toss-up with, like, Raleigh and the cities and Charlotte.

00:05:20.280 Asheville, obviously very blue.

00:05:21.580 So that's what I mean when I say, like, they beta tested.

00:05:24.140 They ran it.

00:05:24.680 It worked.

00:05:26.460 Wiped out half the left part of the state.

00:05:29.620 The rural counties are really getting it worse, and they're getting less help, which we're going to get into, right?

00:05:33.580 Yeah, which we're actually going to get into right now.

00:05:34.920 So just keep an eye out for that.

00:05:36.100 I don't want it to happen, but in a schizo world where, like, the bad guys are willing to do anything to stay in power, the 2020 situation, George Floyd, I would say they go as far as nuking their own country. 1.00

00:05:49.780 That's what I think Hillary Clinton might be referring to. 1.00

00:05:51.980 So we'll see.

00:05:52.620 But my thing is, just to push back a little on the schizo, is what they've done in the past is amplify kind of a nothing burger story, and then, you know, January 6th, George Floyd, they have something, like a little fake thing, and then they amplify, amplify, amplify, and talk about it. 0.98

00:06:12.260 So as opposed to hurricane machines wiping out a whole state, I don't know.

00:06:16.120 I think they need even less than that for the media to get behind something, right?

00:06:19.280 Yeah, maybe.

00:06:19.860 But they're desperate, and it's a big one.

00:06:22.620 Balance in the podcast, right?

00:06:24.020 It's good balance.

00:06:24.960 The truth is somewhere.

00:06:26.920 Yeah.

00:06:27.280 And we'll see what Hillary Clinton has in between us. 1.00

00:06:29.700 Yeah, exactly.

00:06:30.940 All right, let's get into the hurricane response section.

00:06:33.840 Kamala announced the resources being provided to those affected by the hurricane.

00:06:38.260 And the federal relief and assistance that we have been providing has included FEMA providing $750 for folks who need immediate needs being met.

00:06:50.300 Wow, $750.

00:06:51.460 $750 one time, cut a check.

00:06:53.740 The whole town gets swept away by a mudslide, and here's $700.

00:06:58.760 There's no road, there's no power, but $700 when all the stores are empty, that should help.

00:07:04.240 Yeah, here's seven blackjack hands for you.

00:07:06.920 What are you admitting to there?

00:07:08.380 No, I'm kidding.

00:07:08.920 And that's the thing, too.

00:07:10.900 It's like a lot of times Maui was, I think, $700, and migrants get food stamps, migrants get everything. 0.99

00:07:19.640 It seems like Americans, when it comes to Americans, it's kind of a get paid to shut the fuck up and go away.

00:07:25.940 You know, whereas migrants and EBT recipients, which we've covered in Urban Decay, they get the subscription plan. 0.99

00:07:33.280 They keep coming back.

00:07:34.620 Yeah.

00:07:34.820 So they're helpless.

00:07:36.740 They're truly helpless.

00:07:37.660 And Americans, you know, $750, get back on your feet on your own.

00:07:40.600 You should be all right, right?

00:07:41.500 You lost a couple of houses here, $750.

00:07:43.900 And then FEMA is now saying they're out of money.

00:07:46.780 There's an AP article.

00:07:48.380 Mayorkas warns FEMA doesn't have enough funding to last through hurricane season.

00:07:52.560 Yeah.

00:07:52.780 And the quote from the article says, we do not have the funds.

00:07:55.700 FEMA does not have the funds to make it through the season.

00:07:58.760 And that was the first hurricane of the season, basically.

00:08:01.060 Yeah, that was the first quarter, dude.

00:08:02.980 And let's go over what FEMA does have money for or did have money for.

00:08:07.420 Something I guess that's more priority.

00:08:09.440 Yeah.

00:08:09.620 Can you read that tweet?

00:08:10.580 Well, this is a spending report from the Federal Emergency Management Agency grant in 2023.

00:08:17.320 Amount, $106 million.

00:08:19.660 Recipient, New York City Office of Management and Budget.

00:08:22.780 Purpose, Shelter and Services Program for Migrant Assistance.

00:08:26.880 So you got $100 million to house illegals. 0.79

00:08:30.240 In the state of New York.

00:08:31.380 In the state of New York.

00:08:32.540 And then we have another about billion, it looks like, for 2024.

00:08:36.600 Yeah, this was for fiscal year 2024.

00:08:39.360 Homeland Security, which FEMA is in under Homeland Security, will provide $640 million to enable non-federal entities to offset allowable costs incurred for services associated with.

00:08:52.780 Non-citizen migrant arrivals in their community.

00:08:56.540 Billion bucks.

00:08:57.440 Yeah.

00:08:58.360 And then outside of FEMA, everyone knows $450 billion was spent in the last year for illegals and housing, health care, all the resources, money, cash, cards, all that stuff.

00:09:09.160 New York City was $5 billion.

00:09:10.860 We've had a lot of different numbers thrown around.

00:09:12.760 But then when it comes time to help people who got, American taxpayers who got wiped out, it's like FEMA's like checking around their pockets.

00:09:19.600 Like they pull them inside out.

00:09:21.580 700 bucks.

00:09:22.600 I don't know.

00:09:23.740 And then we had, was it one more, another service?

00:09:26.660 That's it.

00:09:27.340 I mean, we-

00:09:27.920 Oh, we have the foreign aid list here.

00:09:29.480 Yeah, the foreign aid list.

00:09:30.720 And that's what we said on last episode. 0.72

00:09:32.340 It's like now that we have actual emergencies, a lot of this shit that we've been complaining about the whole time, migrant costs, foreign aid costs, which, you know, a show like us is constantly bringing up. 0.53

00:09:42.940 Now it makes it even more egregious given that we don't have the funding to, for an actual emergency for Americans. 0.81

00:09:49.980 $24 billion to Ukraine.

00:09:51.820 Number seems low.

00:09:53.080 Well, that was just the last year.

00:09:54.260 That number is like almost $300 billion at this point.

00:09:56.940 $200 and something billion, I'm assuming.

00:09:58.520 Yep, $11 billion to Israel, almost $2 billion to Ethiopia, $1.6 to Jordan, $1.4 to Egypt, $1.1 to Afghanistan, Somalia, Yemen, Congo, Syria.

00:10:09.380 And then those people, we give them the money and then they show up here anyway.

00:10:13.080 Yeah.

00:10:13.540 So they're still the Syrians. 1.00

00:10:15.540 The country still sucks. 1.00

00:10:16.880 Yeah. 0.99

00:10:17.140 Nothing gets fixed.

00:10:18.200 And then our country temporarily sucks because a whole town gets wiped away.

00:10:22.580 And then we have Joe Biden saying that Americans need to donate.

00:10:26.480 That's where the money needs to come from.

00:10:28.520 But here's the point.

00:10:29.840 I'm going to be asking the American people to continue to help fund the needs of these people.

00:10:34.820 It's not going to be one hit and it's over.

00:10:37.060 It's going to take a hell of a long time.

00:10:39.300 It's going to cost.

00:10:39.800 Yeah.

00:10:40.360 So it's us that needs to pay for it.

00:10:42.060 Yeah.

00:10:42.380 We need a GoFundMe for American towns, right?

00:10:45.920 Very crazy.

00:10:46.920 And then there's people who are trying to help in North Carolina and then in eastern Tennessee.

00:10:51.240 And they're apparently being turned away.

00:10:53.680 There's people who are trying to donate goods.

00:10:55.480 And apparently FEMA is saying, just donate it to us and we'll give them out.

00:10:58.700 People trying to save.

00:10:59.580 There's a guy who tried to save someone in a helicopter.

00:11:01.460 Yeah.

00:11:01.760 And he had to do multiple trips because he couldn't carry that many people.

00:11:05.000 So he took a husband and wife, took the wife first to a safe spot. 0.95

00:11:08.260 And then before he can go back for the husband, FEMA told him, hey, you can't keep doing this.

00:11:14.000 If you go back up there, you'll be arrested.

00:11:15.460 So he basically just separated a husband and wife. 0.93

00:11:18.260 Crazy.

00:11:18.760 Thanks, FEMA.

00:11:19.040 Thanks, FEMA.

00:11:20.160 So no one's allowed to help.

00:11:21.340 And then this woman did a video about what's going on as well.

00:11:24.160 Kind of sums it up.

00:11:25.040 We got a notification from FEMA.

00:11:27.740 I'm guessing that's FEMA for Tennessee. 0.62

00:11:30.180 I'm not exactly sure.

00:11:31.460 But they were like, do not donate your time.

00:11:34.320 We don't want you to donate time unless we ask for you.

00:11:38.520 And we don't want you to donate stuff to other people.

00:11:42.120 You need to just donate money and stuff to us and get your instructions from us and listen to us.

00:11:48.960 What?

00:11:49.960 And then they said yesterday, we don't go into areas that the roads are not easily accessible.

00:11:57.520 What?

00:11:58.540 You are the disaster relief people.

00:12:01.020 Like, that is your job to go into the areas that are hit by disaster and provide relief.

00:12:08.840 Not to just go to the easy area and sit and wait for the people that are in the disaster area to be able to come to you.

00:12:17.120 The roads that we do have were cleared by the locals.

00:12:21.940 And you have to have trucks and stuff to be able to get through there.

00:12:26.640 Like, it's just beyond me.

00:12:29.100 If you think you're going to come.

00:12:30.220 Very crazy.

00:12:31.280 Yeah.

00:12:31.500 So, sounds like, you know, just general incompetence at a growth, at a huge scale.

00:12:37.620 And it's like, just give us cash.

00:12:40.200 We'll misappropriate that.

00:12:41.900 We won't be able to get the inaccessible roads and the people who truly need it the most.

00:12:45.920 And it's just bad, man.

00:12:47.580 And it's kind of a reminder to have some things prepped.

00:12:52.420 Yeah.

00:12:52.580 Maybe it's time to start prepping.

00:12:54.060 Yeah.

00:12:54.500 Because, I mean, inevitably, if there's an emergency, like, you get incompetent, low IQ people responding.

00:13:00.820 They stand around.

00:13:01.760 You know, they're not exactly motivated.

00:13:03.160 They're thinking about equity.

00:13:04.940 Yeah.

00:13:05.200 Nobody's coming to save you type stuff.

00:13:07.640 Count on your neighbors.

00:13:08.580 Make sure you know your neighbors.

00:13:09.640 And, you know, all those little lessons are just being reaffirmed.

00:13:13.340 Unfortunately, very true.

00:13:14.900 All right.

00:13:15.240 That takes us out of our hurricane recap.

00:13:17.880 And we're going to get into our debate stuff.

00:13:20.020 Obviously, it was a few days ago.

00:13:21.100 But we have some points that I haven't really heard people make.

00:13:23.340 Okay.

00:13:23.680 So, we have some things that are worth listening to, in my opinion.

00:13:27.420 First of all, the visual summary of the debate.

00:13:30.860 Deer in the headlights, boy, versus the Chad looking into the camera office move.

00:13:36.520 Jim from the office move.

00:13:37.620 That relates with the women.

00:13:39.320 Girls love the office. 1.00

00:13:40.400 And there were a couple times, this might sound schizo as well, but let me cook on this.

00:13:46.280 There were a couple times I thought Tim Waltz had an earpiece in because the tone and emphasis

00:13:51.880 and the way he was talking, I would hear his answers and I couldn't even understand what

00:13:56.460 he was saying.

00:13:57.560 So, he was just talking and going on and on.

00:14:00.000 But because, like, it sounded like he was just, like, repeating what he was hearing.

00:14:03.000 And there was a couple times where he would, like, lose a word and not remember the word

00:14:07.920 but then get it last second.

00:14:09.220 But, like, you can tell his gears in his head aren't turning for the word.

00:14:13.120 It was just, like, waiting for the guy to tell him.

00:14:15.180 And I have a clip here.

00:14:16.340 Listen to how he says Gaza in this situation.

00:14:18.820 It really sounds like he's just repeating what the guy in the ear is saying.

00:14:21.700 ... voice in the situation room.

00:14:24.360 Would you support or oppose a preemptive strike by Israel on Iran?

00:14:29.460 You have two minutes.

00:14:30.780 Well, thank you.

00:14:31.320 And thank you for those joining home tonight.

00:14:33.580 Let's keep in mind where this started.

00:14:35.720 October 7th, Hamas terrorists.

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00:14:54.280 Massacred over 1,400 Israelis and took prisoners. 0.83

00:14:57.960 Iran or Israel's ability to be able to defend itself is absolutely fundamental. 0.59

00:15:03.540 Getting its hostages back, fundamental, and ending the humanitarian crisis in Gaza.

00:15:12.120 But...

00:15:12.720 I mean, doesn't it sound like the humanitarian crisis in Gaza?

00:15:18.380 Yeah.

00:15:18.680 Like...

00:15:19.200 He was waiting for someone to unlock it for him.

00:15:21.100 Maybe.

00:15:21.720 Maybe.

00:15:22.280 And then we have him here. 0.98

00:15:23.300 It's doing this symbol to Pete Buttigieg, who's probably the gay guy in his ear. 0.96

00:15:26.820 Oh, yeah. 0.93

00:15:27.280 Trying to tell him, like, hey, thumb scratching.

00:15:29.420 I don't want my earpieces malfunctioning.

00:15:31.340 Drug mules, among other things.

00:15:33.600 Yeah.

00:15:33.860 Our angel drink.

00:15:34.780 The drug mules.

00:15:35.560 That's the symbol.

00:15:36.380 Yeah.

00:15:36.660 That's the symbol of to Pete.

00:15:38.040 Mayor Pete. 0.99

00:15:39.200 So Pete spent the whole week in Tim Walz's butt. 0.99

00:15:43.020 Schizo. 0.99

00:15:43.480 Well...

00:15:44.020 And now he's in his ear.

00:15:44.580 Was he digging around in there?

00:15:45.380 And now he's digging around?

00:15:46.440 Now he's in his ear. 0.94

00:15:47.280 Little paws, little rat face digging around.

00:15:50.200 And, you know, I'll go with the non-schizo thing. 0.97

00:15:53.600 Just meta.

00:15:55.120 Like, they start off the debate asking about Israel.

00:15:57.640 That's what the American VP debate is about.

00:15:59.580 That's a good point, too.

00:16:00.460 Israel, gun control, climate change.

00:16:02.780 You know?

00:16:03.240 Come on.

00:16:04.640 Yeah.

00:16:05.080 Israel.

00:16:05.600 Ask about Israel again.

00:16:07.180 There was one point where Tim Walz was like, oh, yeah, just wait until we get to healthcare.

00:16:10.720 Because he didn't want to talk about something.

00:16:12.580 Yeah. 1.00

00:16:12.960 Pretty pathetic. 0.99

00:16:13.660 And then I also had a theory that maybe he had projector contact lenses. 0.99

00:16:17.940 Okay.

00:16:18.180 Because he was kind of looking dead on and then just, like, reading a script.

00:16:21.560 And he didn't have the emphasis and tone where needed.

00:16:24.000 So that could be it. 1.00

00:16:25.060 And then he had that big eyes moment where he had, like, his eyes big and look stupid. 1.00

00:16:28.740 Yeah. 1.00

00:16:29.160 And you'd look at that and go, oh, this guy is weak and out of control and not very sturdy.

00:16:33.680 I don't really trust him.

00:16:34.700 Yeah.

00:16:34.860 He's shell-shocked.

00:16:35.860 Yeah.

00:16:36.140 Like a deer in headlights.

00:16:37.320 And then the media covers for him.

00:16:39.260 Waltz's wide eyes show his passion.

00:16:41.880 That's the best.

00:16:42.800 And this is Politico, I think, who covered for it.

00:16:45.080 And that's the best is when there's a body in the wreckage and then the media has to find a way to spin it.

00:16:52.000 The more wrecked the person is, the harder to spin.

00:16:55.160 And it's like there can't be a single person on earth who believes this, right?

00:16:59.420 There can't be someone who slurps this up and goes, yeah, he's passionate. 0.95

00:17:02.420 He wasn't fucking rattled. 0.90

00:17:03.740 I swear he wasn't rattled. 0.99

00:17:05.980 Eye-popping can sometimes be a sign of surprise.

00:17:08.060 But for Waltz, it simply revealed his emotional intensity, like during an exchange about abortion. 1.00

00:17:14.220 So he really wants to kill the kids. 1.00

00:17:16.500 Yeah. 1.00

00:17:16.700 He's passionate.

00:17:17.680 Yeah.

00:17:17.880 And then J.D. Vance, who just looked normal, his beard was actually, it matters.

00:17:24.040 He says, yes, Vance's beard matters.

00:17:25.860 Vance is the first White House wannabe to wear facial hair in 80 years.

00:17:29.460 Research indicates that voters see beards more masculine.

00:17:32.400 That can be positive to some.

00:17:34.240 But to others, especially women, it can be negative, conveying aggression.

00:17:38.560 Yeah.

00:17:38.960 Opposition to feminist ideals.

00:17:41.360 So if that's what they're talking about, you know it was a massacre.

00:17:44.900 Right.

00:17:45.320 Yeah.

00:17:45.440 If they're talking about still images from the debate and how being wide-eyed is actually good,

00:17:50.980 then you know Politico really had nothing to say, right?

00:17:54.140 Yeah.

00:17:54.440 And then someone summed up the debate, which I thought was pretty good.

00:17:57.600 Can you read the original tweet and the response?

00:17:59.240 Well, there was a big moment in the debate.

00:18:00.800 A lot of people, I assume, kind of didn't see it.

00:18:03.640 It's more of a – that's what I was getting in my DMs.

00:18:07.080 People are like, I'll wait until you guys recap it for us.

00:18:09.080 But there was a moment where he got fact-checked about the Haitians in Springfield who are here legally with the biggest air quotes ever because they filed for asylum on an app and basically got temporary protected status in America, which Trump is going to reverse.

00:18:24.420 He already did reverse temporary protected status for Haitians in 2017.

00:18:29.080 So he'll just do that again.

00:18:31.260 And so this – there was a moderator point where she tried to say they're here legally, but it doesn't make sense.

00:18:37.620 And so this woman said, J.D. Vance talking over the female moderators, we women have all been there, over-talked by an entitled mansplainer. 0.99

00:18:45.880 And then someone quoted it and said, talking over the female moderators is basically what's needed at scale. 1.00

00:18:53.880 That's where we're at.

00:18:55.000 Yeah.

00:18:55.760 We don't need to be fact-checked.

00:18:57.300 We'll let the power brokers cook and let's do some decisions on behalf of actual Americans and not the longhouse, right?

00:19:05.740 Yeah, exactly.

00:19:07.300 And then someone made a joke.

00:19:09.760 Somebody told Tim Walz to scribble on a piece of paper every time he wanted to flail his hands.

00:19:13.900 Yeah.

00:19:14.360 Because he was constantly writing things down, which is weird because he doesn't seem like a note-taker to me.

00:19:19.420 Yeah.

00:19:19.700 He doesn't seem like a real thinker who's like writing his ideas.

00:19:23.260 I think it was just probably easier to hear the question.

00:19:27.660 And while Vance is answering, the guy in the earpiece tells you what to say so you don't have to like listen and repeat at the same time.

00:19:35.320 That's tough.

00:19:36.160 Yeah.

00:19:36.840 And then occupy your hands thing so you don't flail.

00:19:39.180 You don't flop around.

00:19:40.240 He wanted to get crazy with it.

00:19:41.400 And then there was another meme that happened that yelling leftist girl looks exactly like Tim Walz, which is good. 0.67

00:19:48.040 Yeah.

00:19:48.620 And then Tim Walz also said that his son was involved in a shooting or there was a shooting maybe at a school or somewhere.

00:19:55.260 There was a moment about gun control and he said, Tim Walz said that his son witnessed a shooting at a gym, a gymnasium, like at a school event.

00:20:04.160 So we looked into that.

00:20:05.320 Yeah.

00:20:05.580 Because it sounds bad.

00:20:06.420 It sounds like a school shooting.

00:20:07.540 Yeah.

00:20:07.720 And here's who it was.

00:20:08.960 The shooter was sentenced last winter.

00:20:11.560 His name is Xavier Binford Jr., 27, and he was sentenced to more than 10 years in prison for shooting a 16-year-old after getting into a fight.

00:20:20.360 Yeah.

00:20:20.700 So that's who did the school shooting.

00:20:22.540 And then Tim Walz also said Finland has a lot of guns but not a lot of gun violence.

00:20:27.360 We should be like them.

00:20:28.500 Yeah.

00:20:29.380 Well, there's not many Xavier Binfords in Finland.

00:20:31.760 I don't think so.

00:20:32.800 I don't think they're – a lot of saunas, a lot of saunas, not a lot of SSRIs compared to the U.S.

00:20:37.560 and definitely not a lot of Xavier's with a loyalty neck tattoo.

00:20:42.560 Yeah, exactly.

00:20:43.460 So, you know, J.D. Vance can't say it on stage.

00:20:47.060 What else – what doesn't Finland have, Tim?

00:20:49.160 But when you're a racist podcast, you're allowed – we're allowed to say it.

00:20:54.340 Yep.

00:20:54.680 And then the media pretended that undecided voters were now swayed towards Tim Walz.

00:21:00.060 Listen to what CNN showed.

00:21:02.500 All seven of you came in undecided.

00:21:04.140 One of you said they've made up their mind.

00:21:06.740 Ryan, who are you going to vote for and what kind of solidified that opinion?

00:21:11.520 Well, I'm going to be voting for Kamala Harris. 0.61

00:21:13.500 You know, one of the stark sort of aspects of that debate that really stuck with me was when they were talking about January 6th and how Mike Pence certified the election and they were wondering if J.D. Vance would certify the election should Trump lose.

00:21:28.640 And, you know, J.D. Vance didn't really give us a definitive answer and I'm disappointed in that fact.

00:21:35.240 Oh, so he was undecided and then he made a decision after the VP debate and the decision was based on January 6th, which happened four years ago, and he pronounces Kamala's name Kamala, not Kamala.

00:21:49.900 So – and then he looks like the typical white guys, white dudes for Kamala.

00:21:54.560 Yeah.

00:21:54.880 So that was a total undecided regular guy voter.

00:21:57.880 He didn't decide anything until the January 6th answer four years after January 6th.

00:22:03.140 Got it.

00:22:03.700 You know, I don't know who to vote for, but January 6th, 2021, that's an infamous day in our country's history.

00:22:10.920 And then talking about J.D. Vance possibly certifying anything, he's not the vice president, so he won't be certifying anything in this election.

00:22:17.200 It's not any – it doesn't mean anything.

00:22:19.340 And he wouldn't be certifying in the next election either, right, because Trump wouldn't be running again.

00:22:24.300 No, maybe.

00:22:25.100 I guess he could.

00:22:25.800 Yeah. 0.99

00:22:25.980 And it's tough to see that – it's actually nice to see, actually, that CNN has something other than, I need to kill the babies. 0.62

00:22:34.900 Like, you know, it's January 6th through the abortion argument when abortion is not even on the ballot.

00:22:39.240 So that's what ties their hands with their independent voters.

00:22:42.240 They have to come up with, like, a couple new things.

00:22:44.640 Yeah, big time.

00:22:45.360 They thought this would sound convincing to the CNN audience.

00:22:47.720 Yeah.

00:22:48.140 And then Tim Waltz, surprisingly, debate night was not that floppy.

00:22:52.100 Yeah.

00:22:52.560 He was kind of –

00:22:53.240 Come on.

00:22:53.980 You know how many advisors you have?

00:22:55.720 Guys, please, Tim, do not flop.

00:22:57.840 I think they attached him – some of his elbows to his side and kind of just kept him here.

00:23:02.700 Like a medieval corset.

00:23:03.880 He was kind of trapped in and all he had was this.

00:23:05.960 But once he got out, he started letting it rip again.

00:23:08.080 Yeah.

00:23:08.360 Here we go.

00:23:08.920 Here he is.

00:23:10.980 Yeah.

00:23:11.420 There he goes.

00:23:14.000 Oh, you –

00:23:14.800 What kind of man does that?

00:23:17.020 Nobody. 0.99

00:23:18.660 The guy's a freak. 0.95

00:23:19.720 The whole family hates him for allegedly, you know, a lot of reasons. 0.53

00:23:24.680 Yeah.

00:23:24.820 Oh, man.

00:23:25.500 That's sloppy, Tim.

00:23:26.760 Mm-hmm.

00:23:27.420 And then Trump summed it up.

00:23:28.700 JD is steady and strong.

00:23:30.060 Tampon Tim is sweating bullets.

00:23:31.860 He is nervous and weird.

00:23:33.300 Yeah.

00:23:33.760 Pretty simple.

00:23:34.560 That's the vibe I got.

00:23:35.540 And I think anybody who was a true moderate – it's funny.

00:23:39.820 There's a lot of different schools of thought like where anybody who's plugged in enough to politics who's watching the vice presidential debate isn't going to be swayed by the vice presidential debate.

00:23:49.700 But I think if anyone who's a normal, regular person who kind of is truly in the middle saw it, they would say that J.D. Vance won.

00:23:55.360 Yeah, definitely.

00:23:56.180 But I don't think anyone normal was watching.

00:23:58.760 I think it was just people who wanted to see a car crash.

00:24:02.020 Exactly.

00:24:02.820 Bottlenecking on the highway of Tim Waltz flopping around.

00:24:05.240 Yeah, what's Tim Waltz going to do?

00:24:06.880 J.D. Vance is smart.

00:24:07.940 Yeah.

00:24:08.280 I think that was basically it.

00:24:09.420 And if you're a Democrat watching, you were kind of just like cringing and hoping Tim Waltz can get through without blowing himself up.

00:24:14.840 Yeah.

00:24:15.240 He had a couple faux pas too.

00:24:17.040 He said he was friends with school shooters.

00:24:19.120 He said his nuts didn't work or something, something along those lines.

00:24:22.320 Sounds about right.

00:24:23.260 But that seems like a lie.

00:24:25.120 Like I think he had to say that in the debate because of all the debate prep behind closed doors of Pete Buttigieg.

00:24:30.220 And he had to throw that out there just so his wife would get off the trail. 0.99

00:24:33.580 Yeah, that's smart.

00:24:34.440 Pete's been digging around, you know.

00:24:35.960 Yeah, that's a good point.

00:24:37.120 I don't know.

00:24:37.740 He's definitely not a homosexual.

00:24:39.280 That's my schizo theory. 0.95

00:24:40.620 That's as far as I go.

00:24:42.000 Yeah.

00:24:42.220 Pete Buttigieg in his ear.

00:24:43.900 All right.

00:24:44.340 This takes us deeper into our election section of housekeeping.

00:24:48.740 Jimmy Carter is excited.

00:24:51.040 Can you read the tweet?

00:24:51.820 He's excited to vote for Kamala.

00:24:53.380 Well, yeah.

00:24:54.060 He turned 100 years old.

00:24:55.500 And then so what does that mean?

00:24:56.560 He has to do a press release and celebrate with his family.

00:24:59.900 The mainstream media wants you to believe that 100-year-old Jimmy Carter is, quote, excited to vote for Kamala Harris.

00:25:05.580 His grandson, Jason Carter.

00:25:07.500 That sounds like a basketball player.

00:25:08.760 He said, when we asked him if he was excited about his 100th birthday, he said, I'm excited about that, but I'm really excited to vote for Kamala Harris.

00:25:17.240 And here's Jimmy Carter.

00:25:20.520 Absolute corpse.

00:25:22.000 Yeah.

00:25:22.220 Real bag of bones.

00:25:22.980 Real dusty bag of bones.

00:25:24.800 Not even a good bag of bones.

00:25:27.900 He's wide open mouth.

00:25:29.640 Done.

00:25:29.900 Yeah.

00:25:30.140 There he is.

00:25:31.020 Excited to vote for Kamala.

00:25:32.380 So his grandson says he's excited to vote for Kamala.

00:25:34.800 And it's like, he said that?

00:25:36.400 Yeah.

00:25:37.180 That was it.

00:25:37.660 That was it.

00:25:38.300 It's kind of like a Helen Keller vibe.

00:25:40.140 Oh, for sure.

00:25:40.920 Like, oh, Helen Keller just read a book.

00:25:42.860 She read the whole thing.

00:25:43.800 She whispers, oh, Helen just told me she likes that.

00:25:46.480 Oh, Helen just told me I could have her cake. 0.53

00:25:48.960 You know?

00:25:49.220 Yeah, exactly.

00:25:50.240 So we obviously know Jason Carter can't be trusted.

00:25:53.100 Yeah.

00:25:53.440 He's making up quotes, doing whatever he wants, probably signing checks with his grandpa's

00:25:58.100 name, too.

00:25:58.600 They're really bringing that guy around.

00:26:00.280 Yeah.

00:26:00.640 And then, you know, Democrats have a history of making dead people vote for them.

00:26:06.180 Yeah.

00:26:06.600 So that rings true. 0.68

00:26:07.980 And I kind of like, you know, I like to speak with the manager.

00:26:10.940 I'd like to speak with the woman in charge of Jimmy Carter's body.

00:26:15.040 Yeah.

00:26:15.440 It sounds like Jason has access to it.

00:26:17.260 I'm sure there's an aunt in the middle who has access. 0.99

00:26:19.540 There's something going on there, and it doesn't sit right with me.

00:26:22.880 Jimmy Carter isn't really doing anything.

00:26:25.080 He doesn't know what he's doing, and then he's excited to vote for Kamala.

00:26:28.120 Which is sad. 1.00

00:26:28.860 And it's like, it's kind of one of those things where you're a piece of shit if you're putting 0.99

00:26:33.240 words into people's mouths and speaking for a person who's basically gone, you know? 0.99

00:26:37.480 Like, that's more of a reflection on young Jason than it is on anything Jimmy Carter.

00:26:42.280 And you're going to move the needle?

00:26:44.500 Yeah.

00:26:44.860 Is Jimmy Carter's corpse going to move the needle for Kamala?

00:26:46.980 So it's not even worth it for your own character, Jason.

00:26:49.280 So you should apologize.

00:26:50.340 Yeah.

00:26:50.580 He does owe us an apology.

00:26:52.120 And let's get into who else is excited to vote for Kamala.

00:26:55.460 The illegals. 0.79

00:26:56.620 Potentially the illegals. 0.53

00:26:57.780 Yeah, this Biden's Gestapo DOJ sues Alabama for removing non-citizens on the voter rolls.

00:27:04.680 So basically, Alabama went through their voter rolls.

00:27:07.180 They found a bunch of non-citizens. 0.52

00:27:09.200 They removed them.

00:27:10.760 But the move has to be done later than 90 days.

00:27:14.900 90 days before.

00:27:15.800 Yeah, further than 90 days out.

00:27:17.400 And it was done 84 days out.

00:27:19.700 So now Biden's DOJ, which includes Kamala, is suing Alabama to put those names back on,

00:27:25.320 even though they're non-citizens.

00:27:27.060 Did I get that right?

00:27:28.420 You did.

00:27:29.020 So Alabama goes, oh, we got 3,200-ish non-citizens on our voter rolls.

00:27:33.820 I'll just take those out.

00:27:35.460 They can't vote.

00:27:36.920 And then the Justice Department goes, whoa, wait a minute.

00:27:39.660 You can't make any changes within 90 days.

00:27:41.940 And it was 84.

00:27:43.220 And so it's just like our tax money is going to a prosecutor who has to go to court.

00:27:50.060 And then Alabama side, Alabama taxpayers have to fight in court over non-citizens.

00:27:55.500 It's being on the voter roll.

00:27:58.180 Which, how'd they get there in the first place, right?

00:28:00.260 Yeah.

00:28:00.680 And then a similar thing is happening in Arizona.

00:28:02.520 There's a video for it.

00:28:04.500 Now, this new data set, as they're calling it, brings the total number of people impacted

00:28:09.220 to 218,000 instead of the 98,000 we first reported.

00:28:13.960 These people were mistakenly marked as having provided documentary proof of citizenship.

00:28:20.400 And Arizona voter registration database now has correctly flagged the impacted individuals.

00:28:25.740 Election officials say they will contact the affected Arizonans with information regarding

00:28:30.440 their status after the general election.

00:28:33.360 That means for now, the Arizona-

00:28:35.000 So you have 218,000 people in Arizona, which is like the swingiest swing state.

00:28:40.640 Yeah.

00:28:40.920 It's going to be won or lost by a 10,000 margin, probably.

00:28:44.200 And then you have 218,000 people who haven't proved their citizens.

00:28:47.560 So you flag them and they go, oh, we'll deal with that after the election.

00:28:51.480 The most important election of our lives.

00:28:53.420 Got it.

00:28:53.960 We'll deal with it then.

00:28:54.600 So it gives you a little sneak peek behind the curtain as to what they're trying to pull

00:28:58.040 off.

00:28:58.820 Ugly. 0.76

00:28:59.120 Yeah.

00:28:59.820 And then this woman is like an influencer type lady, has an account. 1.00

00:29:03.600 She's talking about how you can get paid to tell people to vote Democrat.

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00:29:42.500 Yeah.

00:29:43.000 So that ad's going around.

00:29:44.340 That's AI.

00:29:45.120 It seems like AI.

00:29:46.080 It's crazy.

00:29:46.420 The voice sounds like AI.

00:29:47.780 Yeah.

00:29:47.940 And I have a feeling that's what the member of the Pennsylvania teachers are getting all

00:29:52.920 the 18-year-old students to register.

00:29:55.000 My daughter in class.

00:29:56.600 Yeah.

00:29:57.040 Yeah.

00:29:57.320 I remember.

00:29:58.120 I think there's something overlapping there.

00:30:00.900 Okay.

00:30:01.120 Or maybe it's not the same exact program, but a similar pay per signup, pay for registration.

00:30:05.940 And those teachers are taking advantage of that.

00:30:07.960 I have a feeling.

00:30:08.920 And then also keep in mind, Democrats forever prided themselves on being the party that

00:30:14.300 wants to take money out of politics, get the big money out of politics.

00:30:18.260 And now it's, hey, don't tell someone to vote for Kamala.

00:30:21.140 We'll give you $200.

00:30:22.060 Yeah.

00:30:22.280 $50 to come to a Kamala rally. 1.00

00:30:24.020 Who fucking wants it? 1.00

00:30:25.060 You need a Southern accent, right? 1.00

00:30:26.720 Completely lost everything.

00:30:28.080 All the values.

00:30:28.940 Yeah.

00:30:29.340 We mentioned this last week, but we didn't get to it.

00:30:32.360 Rap Boy, this is kind of like up your alley.

00:30:34.340 This is what you liked a lot from last episode.

00:30:36.380 Yeah, well, I just wanted to get it on the record.

00:30:38.660 This was a poll done across like 31 states and a bunch of voters.

00:30:44.640 And it was the most left-leaning names by age and most right-leaning names by age.

00:30:50.640 And it's just kind of, you know, we've been talking a lot about anecdotal evidence,

00:30:56.120 listening to your gut.

00:30:57.520 This is kind of one of those proof of that, that you could just kind of read a book by

00:31:02.620 its cover.

00:31:03.260 So can you read the right-wing names first?

00:31:05.060 Yeah.

00:31:05.320 Um, I'm going to go-

00:31:07.220 Straight down, yeah.

00:31:07.860 Yeah, I'm going to go random.

00:31:08.960 Gracie, Bailey, Lacey, Darla, Dixie, Leanne, Jolene, Brock, Colton, Heath, Cody, Chad,

00:31:17.240 Galen, Brett.

00:31:18.860 Those are some people that will help you if your house gets swept away by a hurricane.

00:31:22.140 Scotty, Clint.

00:31:23.580 That's good stuff.

00:31:24.340 That's good Americana.

00:31:25.560 And let's go down some of the left-leaning names.

00:31:27.760 Imani, Ayana, Tamika, Latoya, Latanya, Willie.

00:31:33.260 Oh, Willie.

00:31:34.920 Malik, Jermaine, Jamal, Abdul, Mohammed, Mohammed, Nathaniel, Demetrius, Tyrone.

00:31:42.280 Hmm.

00:31:43.340 A little different.

00:31:44.540 Shanique was even on the list.

00:31:45.760 LaShonda's on the list.

00:31:46.920 How is LaShonda the most popular name for anybody? 0.99

00:31:51.220 From age 35 to 45 for women.

00:31:53.740 LaShonda.

00:31:54.660 So it's one of those things where you already knew it and someone made data that confirmed

00:31:59.800 what you already knew.

00:32:00.920 So I don't know, man.

00:32:02.500 Who would you rather have help from?

00:32:04.260 Who would you rather work with?

00:32:05.620 Clint or LaShonda?

00:32:07.440 Yeah.

00:32:07.800 You're hanging off the edge of a cliff.

00:32:09.440 Who's going to pull you up?

00:32:10.660 Brock?

00:32:11.480 Brock, Chad, or Mohammed? 0.98

00:32:14.340 Or Tyrone, who's going to let you fall and go through your pockets after.

00:32:17.800 Oh, that's bad.

00:32:19.060 All right.

00:32:19.420 Last piece of our election update.

00:32:21.300 Kamala Harris's husband, his husband, Doug Emhoff, apparently.

00:32:26.360 So it says, Kamala Harris's husband, Doug Emhoff, forcefully slapped ex-girlfriend for flirting 1.00

00:32:30.380 with another man in booze-fueled assault after date to star-studded gala.

00:32:36.400 Yeah.

00:32:36.840 Nice job, buddy.

00:32:37.700 That was pretty good.

00:32:38.340 You got through it.

00:32:39.440 I kind of botched it almost.

00:32:40.600 I know, but you got through it.

00:32:41.460 You got through it.

00:32:42.240 So yeah.

00:32:42.600 That's how Tim Waltz was talking at the debate.

00:32:44.600 I know.

00:32:45.160 Like you're reading, I'm reading something, I don't know what I'm saying, and I know I'm

00:32:48.560 not communicating it perfectly because I didn't emphasize and do the right syllables.

00:32:52.700 Yeah.

00:32:53.000 Like you're not thinking, you're repeating.

00:32:55.200 The wrong emphasis on the wrong syllables.

00:32:57.420 Exactly.

00:32:58.040 Exactly.

00:32:58.980 So this is just a nasty, nasty rumor.

00:33:01.860 This is a little October 1st surprise, maybe.

00:33:04.880 But Doug Emhoff, basically this story was a woman who's trying to stay anonymous and three

00:33:10.900 of her friends who contacted the Daily Mail.

00:33:13.380 And they all were like, she came to me right after he hit her. 1.00

00:33:16.400 And the accusation is he slapped her in public, like on the street, like, you bitch. 0.99

00:33:21.460 So accusations for the male feminist there. 1.00

00:33:26.300 Yeah.

00:33:27.220 And, you know, I guess that's a recent phenomenon.

00:33:29.640 That's a reformed male feminist, which is kind of something we've said. 0.87

00:33:33.680 A lot of the guys who act too much like a male feminist might be some skeletons.

00:33:38.380 That's a good point.

00:33:39.240 And then also, apparently he paid $80,000 in hush money.

00:33:43.820 To the nanny. 1.00

00:33:44.600 Which I thought was illegal.

00:33:46.720 Yeah.

00:33:47.120 Or Trump got in trouble for that, right?

00:33:48.700 And then he's like, you get this guy on the trial, get him on stand.

00:33:51.800 And then he's wearing a Proud Boys shirt.

00:33:53.760 Yeah.

00:33:54.300 Good for him.

00:33:55.160 He used to be a whole different guy.

00:33:56.740 He looks like, what's his name?

00:33:58.100 That actor who takes that movie where the guy's beating everyone up? 0.67

00:34:03.260 You're horrible at this.

00:34:04.200 Statham. 0.94

00:34:04.880 You think he looks like Statham?

00:34:06.000 I think he looks like Statham mixed with Cernovich.

00:34:08.440 He looks like Statham in that.

00:34:10.460 All right.

00:34:11.140 But, you know.

00:34:12.020 That's a little crazy from you.

00:34:14.560 It's kind of a compliment.

00:34:15.960 I know.

00:34:16.620 All right.

00:34:16.920 Well, we're moving on.

00:34:18.200 Okay.

00:34:18.900 We're in a migrant section now.

00:34:20.340 Okay.

00:34:21.040 Thank you for letting me know.

00:34:22.020 Remember in the debate and earlier in the show, we talked about how they tried to fact check J.D. Vance and say that the Haitians aren't illegal because they came legally through a process that involved that app?

00:34:33.500 It's like the flimsiest legal status you could ever have on earth.

00:34:37.340 And the Haitians have it, right? 0.98

00:34:38.860 It's like, oh, they're not illegal.

00:34:39.840 They're all here legally.

00:34:40.840 They came through the app.

00:34:41.800 And then, well, what's the process to go through the app?

00:34:44.060 This guy did it.

00:34:45.020 After watching that vice presidential debate last night, I was curious just how easy that CBP1 app was to use.

00:34:53.280 So I downloaded it.

00:34:54.700 So once you create an account from the main page, you just have to choose if you're the smuggler or the smugglee.

00:35:00.540 Then you just got to fill in basic info, first name, last name, you know, all the basics.

00:35:05.760 I don't know my gender yet.

00:35:07.200 I'm still figuring that out.

00:35:08.240 Now it's time to take a selfie and a passport or any identification is also optional.

00:35:14.940 Then it asks you which state you're headed to.

00:35:17.660 I said I didn't know the address.

00:35:19.980 I didn't know the city.

00:35:21.220 I just chose California.

00:35:22.720 And then I added the first zip code that Google gave me for California.

00:35:26.520 And that's it.

00:35:27.240 I'm good to go.

00:35:27.880 It does let you choose between like eight different bridges to meet under.

00:35:32.620 I chose the Eagle Pass bridge to meet under.

00:35:35.840 I just have to wait until noon.

00:35:38.140 So a couple more hours to actually make my appointment.

00:35:42.020 That's pretty easy.

00:35:43.240 Yeah.

00:35:43.540 All you have to do is download the app, put your name in, and then like nothing else, no pictures of ID or passports, just your name and where you want to go.

00:35:51.700 And then they'll make it happen.

00:35:53.820 Yeah.

00:35:54.180 The whole point is the app is, and I think I saw somewhere where it's like 1,500 people a day are let in using that app.

00:36:01.380 The whole point is it's an open gates thing.

00:36:04.040 It's like we're just opening the door and saying, give us your bare minimum effort and we'll let you in. 0.88

00:36:09.440 And that's the whole point of every American who is against like low skilled, borderline retarded migrants. 1.00

00:36:15.660 You know, we want to make the barriers to entry a little high.

00:36:18.760 So then smart people get in.

00:36:20.300 Right.

00:36:20.460 Yeah.

00:36:21.260 And that's if you're in favor of any immigration at all, which we obviously need to pause and take a step back from.

00:36:27.000 Big time.

00:36:27.720 And then Mimetic Sisyphus had a great tweet that summed the whole situation up.

00:36:31.520 He said, they come across our border illegally.

00:36:33.980 We gave them an app.

00:36:35.000 If they press the button, they become legal and have a possible court date seven years from now.

00:36:40.500 If they have a kid in that time, they're parents of citizens and can't be deported.

00:36:45.360 If you deport them at any other time, we'll say you're deporting legal migrants. 0.94

00:36:50.540 This policy is based on the meme that there is no illegal immigration if you just make them legal. 0.98

00:36:55.440 The left's base is dumb enough for that argument to work. 0.98

00:36:58.480 Great summation. 1.00

00:36:59.440 It's just political maneuvering.

00:37:00.880 It's nothing.

00:37:01.420 It's do you do you want low skill?

00:37:04.040 Nobody, anybody on earth to come across your border by clicking a few buttons?

00:37:08.960 No.

00:37:09.660 OK, well, they're here legally.

00:37:11.180 It's kind of like a wordplay thing.

00:37:13.940 And Democrats, obviously, that's all they do is wordplay. 0.99

00:37:17.700 It's not like about what's right or wrong or good.

00:37:20.840 It's just legal.

00:37:22.260 Yeah.

00:37:22.460 And then if you if you take it a step far, then you're just racist against Haitians or

00:37:27.080 something.

00:37:27.660 Right.

00:37:27.880 And they just gaslight you, too.

00:37:29.320 Oh, those.

00:37:29.820 They're not illegal.

00:37:30.520 They're here illegally. 0.99

00:37:31.420 Springfield, Ohio.

00:37:32.220 There's always been 20,000 Haitians there.

00:37:34.600 Right.

00:37:35.040 Yeah.

00:37:35.960 Keep your cat inside if you don't want it to go. 0.96

00:37:38.180 What are you, racist?

00:37:38.740 So let's kind of take a look at who we're letting in and what they're doing for us.

00:37:42.320 We have a news clip here of exactly that.

00:37:45.140 An Auburn man has been arrested in connection to the deadly wrong way crash that killed Columbus

00:37:49.960 surgeon Dr. Malcolm Goodchild earlier this month.

00:37:53.380 According to Opelika Police today, 41-year-old Armin Gomez Lopez was arrested after being discharged

00:38:00.300 from Piedmont Columbus Regional Hospital.

00:38:02.900 Gomez Lopez has been charged with reckless murder in connection to that September 7th deadly

00:38:08.120 car crash on Interstate 85.

00:38:10.560 Investigators say Gomez Lopez was driving a Toyota 4Runner the wrong way on the northbound

00:38:15.800 exit at exit 62 on the ramp when he crashed head-on with a Tesla driven by Dr. Goodchild

00:38:22.980 who died from his injuries.

00:38:25.000 The passenger of the Tesla was treated at a hospital for injuries and was released.

00:38:29.920 Gomez Lopez is currently being held at the Lee County Detention Center awaiting an Anaya's

00:38:35.680 Law hearing.

00:38:36.500 We'll keep you updated on that story.

00:38:37.980 Yeah.

00:38:38.380 So that guy is illegal and he went the wrong way on the ramp for a highway, crashed into

00:38:44.120 a surgeon, killed him.

00:38:45.920 Yeah.

00:38:46.320 Are surgeons good?

00:38:47.320 Are they in high demand?

00:38:48.120 Do we need surgeons?

00:38:49.480 No, we need Gomez Lopez.

00:38:51.340 We need Mr. Gomez Lopez who is known to drive the wrong way on an on-ramp.

00:38:55.600 And then the news also calls him Auburn man.

00:38:58.600 Yeah.

00:38:59.040 So the whole newscast, right?

00:39:01.700 Like you'd think, what do I care about?

00:39:04.580 What are the facts that I care about in a criminal case?

00:39:06.960 Is the guy here legally or not?

00:39:09.020 No, it's just a car accident.

00:39:10.040 It's just a car accident with an Auburn man.

00:39:11.720 He was going the exact wrong way on an on-ramp.

00:39:14.220 Can't read the signs.

00:39:15.140 So that's who we need here, right? 0.98

00:39:17.020 Illegals who drive the wrong way on the highway, killing our most valuable and, you know, a 1.00

00:39:22.980 surgeon. 0.99

00:39:23.760 And we're like, you know, kill an accountant. 0.97

00:39:26.040 It's like, all right. 0.98

00:39:27.060 You know, a surgeon.

00:39:28.440 There's only a couple of guys who can do it.

00:39:30.100 I'm assuming.

00:39:30.700 And he's got good experience, you know, he's doing operations.

00:39:34.580 Exactly.

00:39:34.980 So and let's not also forget what we talked about last episode about the 13,000 murderers

00:39:39.720 that were just let in and released and no one cared.

00:39:41.880 Yeah.

00:39:42.120 This next clip sums up our political environment maybe better than any clip I've ever seen.

00:39:47.840 You know what I can say, Jim?

00:39:48.680 I can say that 13,099 murderers were let into this country, 16,000 rapists, 425,000 people

00:39:55.680 in the last four years have been let into this country by by Kamala Harris and Joe Biden's

00:40:00.300 own Customs and Board of Protection that are running around this country.

00:40:03.600 The other thing, too, it's Kamala Harris.

00:40:05.180 I don't know.

00:40:05.840 Is there.

00:40:06.620 Why do you guys say Kamala?

00:40:08.180 That is it's Kamala Harris.

00:40:10.400 I just.

00:40:11.140 Jim, we know that.

00:40:13.960 So there's 13,000 murderers here.

00:40:16.660 And then Jim Acosta corrects the pronunciation of Kamala.

00:40:20.060 Yeah.

00:40:20.460 Hey, the house is on fire.

00:40:22.600 You need to fix your tie.

00:40:24.660 Tighten up the house on fire.

00:40:26.320 You need to fix your tie.

00:40:27.360 Exactly that.

00:40:28.400 Yeah.

00:40:28.520 The boat's sinking.

00:40:29.380 Somebody grab a mop. 0.97

00:40:30.560 There's a million different. 0.99

00:40:31.760 This is retarded people in charge of our country right now. 1.00

00:40:35.740 And then the whole Kamala Kamala thing like that was never even talked about in 2020 when 0.64

00:40:40.740 she ran.

00:40:41.540 Who cares, man?

00:40:42.340 You know, when she was running for Senate, no one ever said anything.

00:40:44.720 But now it's just like an excuse and like a little piece of evidence as to like, oh,

00:40:50.800 they're misrep mispronouncing her name because they don't they don't like a black woman taking 1.00

00:40:55.360 the lead.

00:40:55.900 I mean, to be fair, it gives them an out.

00:40:57.640 What else is Jim Acosta going to say?

00:40:59.840 Oh, wow.

00:41:00.380 13,000.

00:41:01.120 That that is a lot, you know, so he has to have something. 0.98

00:41:04.520 And but if you're paying attention, it's as pathetic as it gets. 0.98

00:41:07.500 Right. 0.99

00:41:07.960 Big time.

00:41:08.820 And then I saw Jim Acosta.

00:41:10.900 I was going to say in line at the back of the throat doctor, but then I'm there.

00:41:14.700 So tough break.

00:41:16.380 Yeah.

00:41:16.620 Sorry, guys.

00:41:17.100 Abort that one.

00:41:17.820 What were you doing there?

00:41:18.740 And then, obviously, with the election coming up, all the illegals are trying to get here 1.00

00:41:25.100 as fast as possible.

00:41:26.340 Yeah.

00:41:26.500 It's last call for alcohol in the Biden administration.

00:41:29.420 More migrants are on the way. 0.99

00:41:30.700 It looks like there's a rush right before election.

00:41:33.280 More and more migrants have been showing up at the Roosevelt Hotel in NYC as well.

00:41:37.280 Well, let's take a look at who's coming.

00:41:39.040 Here they are.

00:41:42.680 Here they are.

00:41:43.420 We need them here.

00:41:45.020 They'll be clogging up a DMV near you in no time. 0.68

00:41:48.700 They'll be using their phone app to a loud black woman at the DMV, and you're just trying 1.00

00:41:52.480 to renew your license.

00:41:54.220 But they need all the documents.

00:41:56.680 We have so many people that need help.

00:41:59.200 We're recovering from a disaster from a week ago, and we're going to bring all these people

00:42:04.080 here.

00:42:04.640 Yeah.

00:42:05.160 That's what they're doing.

00:42:05.960 And then future voters, it's worth it for the Democrat one-party rule, right?

00:42:09.920 So who would ever think this was a good idea?

00:42:12.320 I know a guy.

00:42:13.460 Tim Waltz.

00:42:14.260 Fat Tim Waltz.

00:42:15.260 Fat Tim Waltz.

00:42:16.020 We have more refugees per capita than any other state.

00:42:19.440 That's not just morally a good thing.

00:42:21.820 It's our economic and cultural future.

00:42:24.760 This beautiful diversity we see out in Worthington when I'm there, you see 50 languages spoken

00:42:29.920 in the school.

00:42:31.200 Great.

00:42:32.400 50 languages in the school.

00:42:33.960 Is that good?

00:42:34.820 Is that good in any way?

00:42:36.160 Can someone, like, they say this beautiful diversity.

00:42:39.120 Can you explain why that's beautiful or what that could possibly help?

00:42:43.100 Well, it makes it harder for the people who speak English to communicate, and everyone's 0.98

00:42:46.820 equally fucked. 0.99

00:42:47.660 Yeah. 0.99

00:42:47.920 No one can talk to anybody, but, like, someone might, someone's kid might learn another language

00:42:52.880 at some point or something.

00:42:54.220 So then they can communicate with all the illegals better.

00:42:56.840 Yeah.

00:42:57.200 So everyone's got to learn Spanish.

00:42:58.440 That's a beautiful thing.

00:42:59.280 And then now we're full of illegals. 0.97

00:43:01.480 Yeah.

00:43:01.640 We have a clip here.

00:43:04.200 A Somali person who's a non-citizen became a cop in Minnesota.

00:43:08.780 Tim Walts' state also.

00:43:10.360 The Minneapolis Police Department swore in new officers.

00:43:14.040 And that includes its first ever female Somali officer.

00:43:17.700 Ben Henry was there and shares what she and other recruits hope to accomplish.

00:43:21.700 Lots of hope there tonight, Ben.

00:43:23.220 There is.

00:43:23.760 The department now has its first ever Somali woman officer and permanent resident, which 0.81

00:43:28.300 is a non-citizen who's lived in the community since she was a child.

00:43:32.540 Lindsay, you said it.

00:43:33.200 One word that was used a lot tonight, hope.

00:43:35.740 Mayor Jacob Fry says he sees and feels the department building back up, not just in numbers, but in

00:43:42.020 culture.

00:43:42.900 Jacob Fry.

00:43:43.940 Yeah.

00:43:44.720 You know him.

00:43:45.620 We hate that guy.

00:43:46.580 Little twink dancing boy. 0.95

00:43:47.860 Little twink dancing boy.

00:43:49.120 George Floyd sellout cried at the coffin.

00:43:51.740 Cried at the coffin of George Floyd, yeah.

00:43:53.120 So, a Somali, foreign-born, non-citizen, that's a cop now. 0.99

00:43:57.740 She'll be pulling out her gun and thinking it's a taser and shooting someone in no time 1.00

00:44:02.520 in Minneapolis, right? 0.97

00:44:03.680 And she'll be equaling past wrongs with white people, probably. 1.00

00:44:06.880 Oh, yeah.

00:44:07.400 She's got a chip on her shoulder.

00:44:08.600 Yeah, got a chip on her shoulder. 1.00

00:44:09.680 White cops are a big problem. 1.00

00:44:11.020 George Floyd. 1.00

00:44:12.580 White people are colonizers. 1.00

00:44:14.300 We're going to settle the score with the non-citizen cop who's going to go after white people. 1.00

00:44:19.100 Pull over a Somali? 1.00

00:44:20.260 I'll let him go.

00:44:21.960 As-a-mama-laikum. 0.58

00:44:22.760 Um, but so one thing about this, one thing about this, uh, weird, it doesn't feel weird

00:44:28.780 to hear the news, all the white news people who are kind of Minnesota natives almost talking

00:44:34.200 about this, like, yeah, and we're, and non-citizen cops in America.

00:44:37.780 That's what we're up to now.

00:44:39.500 Mimetic Sisyphus had a really good point about this and I'm going to read it.

00:44:41.880 Uh, he said, people hate the media because they treat every story, no matter how novel or

00:44:47.980 controversial, as a, as common as a cold front moving in this weekend.

00:44:52.440 This is one of those cases where even a hint of incredulousness, even just a single mention

00:44:57.640 of someone who might have issue with non-citizens enforcing laws would have been useful.

00:45:02.500 Instead, it's reported as breathlessly as an event with no detractors, no controversy,

00:45:08.180 no pushback, all positive vibes.

00:45:10.480 You can, uh, only see so many reports like this before you decide the people reporting

00:45:14.440 aren't worth trusting on any issue.

00:45:16.280 That's how it feels.

00:45:16.980 And that's the same thing with the Alabama, uh, case, the illegal who killed the surgeon

00:45:22.720 by driving the wrong way on the highway.

00:45:24.240 No mention of the illegal, no mention of like, wow, this is getting bad.

00:45:28.360 Uh, you know, the ladies on the view or on Rachel Maddow's show, they laugh when illegal 1.00

00:45:33.880 immigration is a top issue for West Virginia, right?

00:45:36.760 Yeah.

00:45:37.120 Remember that, that we played on the show.

00:45:38.960 And, uh, so the commentators laugh, the news people just report and you're just left wondering,

00:45:44.520 huh, is, does anyone have a problem with this?

00:45:47.340 Is this okay?

00:45:48.840 Can non-citizens effectively be police in America? 1.00

00:45:52.160 I don't think so, but nobody's even having that conversation, right?

00:45:55.800 Which is why our show exists.

00:45:57.580 Yeah.

00:45:58.320 That's pretty good for us.

00:45:59.600 I know.

00:46:00.080 It's, there's a, there's, it's called a gray area and we have to fill in the gaps like, 0.98

00:46:04.140 uh, like cock. 0.92

00:46:05.820 Mm. 0.99

00:46:06.260 Like Pete Buttigieg would.

00:46:09.000 Careful, buddy.

00:46:10.260 All right.

00:46:10.780 Well, that is the end of our normal housekeeping.

00:46:13.100 Make sure you guys use this opportunity to tickle the post, help us juice the algo,

00:46:16.020 leave a like, leave a comment, leave a comment again, then start yapping.

00:46:18.960 Notifications need to be on.

00:46:19.880 Peel the box needs to be full.

00:46:21.120 Past episodes need to be watched.

00:46:23.100 This is the page of housekeeping.

00:46:24.300 I can say whatever.

00:46:25.240 I kind of used my, uh, schizo housekeeping on the opening with the hurricane machine. 0.84

00:46:29.900 Yeah.

00:46:30.120 So all I have on this is, uh, collagen makes, uh, my knuckles go hairier.

00:46:35.940 Me too.

00:46:36.560 And my chest hair go hairier.

00:46:38.580 I'm getting, we're, we're been taking a lot of collagen recently, which is kind of a hot

00:46:42.220 supplement, right?

00:46:43.020 Like, isn't it increasing by a lot of people?

00:46:45.420 Yeah.

00:46:45.880 And I have old man knuckle hairs now.

00:46:48.000 Yeah.

00:46:48.320 And I got a long eyebrow the other day.

00:46:50.260 Me too.

00:46:50.700 A long eyebrow hair and I had to pull it out.

00:46:52.400 So I'm worried about the path I'm going down.

00:46:54.900 And then my chest hair.

00:46:55.720 My chest hair had like a curl to it.

00:46:58.560 And I think there's like a, an extra curl.

00:47:01.040 He added a leg, a second leg to the curl. 0.98

00:47:03.320 So I gotta be careful.

00:47:04.600 That's it.

00:47:05.180 That's all I have for that part of housekeeping.

00:47:06.940 Weather and hurricane machines.

00:47:08.340 But then this, it's all just collagen, huh?

00:47:10.540 Used it early.

00:47:11.460 All right.

00:47:11.880 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:47:12.680 We're moving on to cringe of the week.

00:47:16.920 All right.

00:47:17.780 Our first clip of cringe of the week is this.

00:47:21.820 I don't even want to give it away.

00:47:23.100 Okay.

00:47:23.640 Let's just let it play.

00:47:24.440 As many of you saw, I had an abhor-abhor earlier this year.

00:47:27.920 Not only because I don't want children right now, but you want to know the real reason?

00:47:33.260 I already have a baby.

00:47:35.340 It's this one right here.

00:47:36.900 And he cost me a lot of time and energy and money.

00:47:41.300 And if I had to choose between a human baby's needs and this one, I'm choosing this one.

00:47:47.660 Every time.

00:47:48.840 That's why this fall, there's only one candidate protecting our reproductive freedoms. 0.97

00:47:52.560 And if she doesn't win, don't make me choose between a human baby and this one, because 0.96

00:47:57.820 this one wins every freaking time. 0.96

00:48:00.860 Yeah. 0.92

00:48:01.300 It's a pretty bad endorsement for Democrats.

00:48:03.840 It's like the last person you'd want.

00:48:06.420 Like, nah, sit this one out.

00:48:07.720 Please don't speak up on this.

00:48:09.140 We can get up.

00:48:09.700 We can find other ways.

00:48:10.800 Can you harvest a few ballots for us, though?

00:48:12.440 Yeah.

00:48:12.720 I'll give you 200 bucks.

00:48:13.700 So basically voting for Kamala because Republicans will make a society where you'd have to be

00:48:20.520 more accountable for your actions, maybe.

00:48:23.500 Not even fully.

00:48:24.400 And then obviously abortion is not even on the ballot this winter.

00:48:28.580 But you tell that to them and they go, we have to vote for Kamala because of abortion. 0.99

00:48:32.160 Well, it's on the ballot.

00:48:33.640 Yeah.

00:48:34.040 But imagine if it was.

00:48:35.800 Got to vote for Kamala.

00:48:36.500 Something that's the funny part about abortion not being on the ballot and Trump saying that

00:48:42.240 he won't even attempt to do any sort of federal abortion laws is that instead of taking it

00:48:50.360 off, like abortions off the ballot, they go, nah, but it's still so much more important

00:48:55.080 than immigration, the economy, taxes, X, Y, Z, that I'm going to have to play through

00:49:01.260 this one anyway.

00:49:02.400 You know, this, even though this election isn't about it, I'm going to have to pretend it

00:49:06.000 is because that's my number one issue by so far.

00:49:09.540 And something about this girl, too.

00:49:11.720 She says a boar boar.

00:49:13.900 I think she knows what she did was bad.

00:49:16.120 Yeah.

00:49:16.440 Deep down, there's some shame there.

00:49:18.360 She can't even say the words on social media.

00:49:20.620 She's above it.

00:49:21.300 So she has to give it a cute nickname.

00:49:23.320 Yeah. 0.99

00:49:23.740 A boar boar for killing a baby.

00:49:25.480 And then someone made a good point on Twitter.

00:49:26.940 They said, I don't think this girl would be able to sit through and watch an abortion for 1.00

00:49:31.860 a dog.

00:49:32.700 Yeah.

00:49:33.080 If you showed her a dog abortion, she would like have a meltdown. 1.00

00:49:35.680 I totally agree.

00:49:36.740 And then a human abortion, for some reason, doesn't matter.

00:49:40.120 And then this is maybe a controversial statement by me, but I think at a base level, pro-choice 1.00

00:49:47.580 girls are sluts and deep down ashamed of their slutty behavior. 1.00

00:49:53.260 And like for the whole abortion argument, they're basically saying like, oh, I need to have 1.00

00:49:59.860 a baby of some random guy I hooked up with.

00:50:02.940 That doesn't sound good to me.

00:50:04.660 Oh, I'm going to have the Uber driver's baby.

00:50:07.300 I'm going to have that line cook's kid. 0.98

00:50:09.700 Yeah.

00:50:10.200 You can't make me do that.

00:50:11.540 And like at a base level, you know, a nice girl who's not constantly getting nutted in,

00:50:17.080 it has an easier time being pro-life.

00:50:19.840 I agree, but I will push back. 0.96

00:50:21.540 There are a lot of fat, militant abortion likers. 0.80

00:50:25.220 That's a good point. 0.99

00:50:26.060 So, you know, that disgusting, my body, my choice woman. 1.00

00:50:29.760 Yeah. 0.99

00:50:30.140 There are some fat ones too.

00:50:31.440 So what's the motivation for them? 0.99

00:50:33.460 I'm probably hooking up with black guys. 0.97

00:50:35.000 I'm guessing. 0.98

00:50:38.580 I don't know.

00:50:39.020 That's a good guess.

00:50:39.820 Yeah.

00:50:40.040 I actually don't know.

00:50:41.020 I can't get too deep into the psychology, but yeah, this woman, she gets an abortion. 1.00

00:50:45.380 She loves Kamala Harris.

00:50:46.460 She has a pit bull who, you know, we pray that it doesn't rip off her upper lip or leave 1.00

00:50:52.920 her permanently disfigured, but chances are higher with that breed than any other. 0.81

00:50:57.580 So yeah, not good.

00:50:59.200 Good luck, lady. 1.00

00:51:00.360 Good luck.

00:51:01.460 Let's go to our next clip.

00:51:02.940 So this is basically our like emotional women making bad decisions section. 0.96

00:51:07.340 So that was an example of one.

00:51:08.720 And then this next one's another example.

00:51:10.840 We're going to go kind of fast through it to make up on time, but we'll just let it play.

00:51:15.660 So it says before something Botox and chin filler.

00:51:20.320 Before masseter, Botox and chin filler.

00:51:23.640 She's a normal looking girl.

00:51:24.820 She's normal, you know, no makeup, I guess.

00:51:26.860 And then one month after Botox and chin filler.

00:51:29.960 What's masseter?

00:51:30.760 We need someone to tell us what masseter.

00:51:32.760 She just gets that moon face. 1.00

00:51:34.660 Yeah.

00:51:34.960 That Instagram filter moon face.

00:51:37.400 And you're just stuck and blown out.

00:51:39.740 I know.

00:51:40.460 She's a dime a dozen now. 1.00

00:51:42.500 And that lip.

00:51:43.500 She used to have something authentic and now she's converging to the norm.

00:51:48.920 Look at the lip before and after.

00:51:50.620 Like before it's just nice, normal lips.

00:51:52.940 And then after it's just like stuck out and puffed.

00:51:56.900 So what are your thoughts?

00:51:57.620 She's too young to be doing this. 0.85

00:51:58.820 She's like 25 years old.

00:52:00.060 I know.

00:52:01.160 Doing this.

00:52:01.760 And she's doing it because other girls are doing it. 1.00

00:52:04.020 And she's in competition with other girls. 1.00

00:52:05.940 Guys don't look at her and go, oh, man, now she's hot. 1.00

00:52:09.120 You know?

00:52:09.560 It's not for guys.

00:52:10.500 It's very bad downward spiral.

00:52:13.500 And then there's also studies coming out that the lip filler and the Botox stuff, it doesn't disintegrate over time.

00:52:20.240 Like they say, it actually migrates and expands. 0.99

00:52:22.800 And that's why Chrissy Teigen's face is so fucked up. 0.99

00:52:25.620 Oh, I believe it. 0.99

00:52:26.940 It rings true. 0.99

00:52:27.860 I believe it.

00:52:28.600 Yeah. 1.00

00:52:28.960 Well, I heard Chrissy Teigen's face is so fucked up. 0.99

00:52:31.860 And then I go, oh, yeah. 0.99

00:52:33.220 Oh, yeah, for sure.

00:52:34.780 Exactly.

00:52:35.340 All right.

00:52:35.600 Let's get to our next clip.

00:52:37.380 Dylan Mulvaney.

00:52:38.920 This is still in the girls, emotional girls section?

00:52:41.560 Yeah.

00:52:41.920 Okay.

00:52:44.200 Pause real quick.

00:52:46.920 I already know this is going to be good.

00:52:50.700 Dylan Mulvaney's singing a song about Jesus.

00:52:52.780 I don't think you're supposed to do whatever this is about to do.

00:52:54.500 This is blasphemous.

00:52:55.640 Man up.

00:53:00.400 He had to man up.

00:53:02.800 So he crawled up on that cross and he stuck it out.

00:53:06.500 He manned up.

00:53:07.920 Christ, he manned up.

00:53:09.680 And he taught us all what real manning up is about.

00:53:17.980 Cue testosterone.

00:53:20.140 And now it's up to me and it's time to man up.

00:53:23.840 Jesus had his time to man up.

00:53:25.300 All right.

00:53:25.620 I like a good musical.

00:53:27.540 I like a good musical. 1.00

00:53:28.780 You're a different type of motherfucker. 1.00

00:53:31.400 So he makes fun of women by dressing up as one. 1.00

00:53:35.200 Is that from the Book of Mormon?

00:53:36.460 Yeah.

00:53:36.820 Okay.

00:53:37.420 So he makes fun of women by dressing up as a woman. 0.60

00:53:39.680 And then in that trans outfit agenda, now he's singing about Jesus and basically mocking God. 0.98

00:53:47.280 Yeah.

00:53:47.740 Hey, if Project 2025 locked up Dylan, I'd be touting it.

00:53:53.460 Yeah.

00:53:53.820 I hope it does.

00:53:55.060 Yeah.

00:53:55.380 Very disrespectful.

00:53:56.680 He should sing about Allah or Jews. 1.00

00:53:58.560 I know.

00:53:59.480 I would love to see that.

00:54:00.560 Yeah.

00:54:01.020 He would get Book of Mormon deleted.

00:54:03.640 Everything done.

00:54:04.860 You're in trouble.

00:54:05.540 You're in jail.

00:54:06.320 All right.

00:54:07.400 All right.

00:54:08.020 Anything else there?

00:54:09.220 No.

00:54:09.860 It's self-explanatory, guys.

00:54:11.520 Don't let them tread on your true beliefs.

00:54:15.360 Yeah.

00:54:15.760 Big time.

00:54:16.280 Dylan Mulvaney, the Abor-Bor girl.

00:54:18.380 Can't even say it.

00:54:19.780 But Dylan can say Jesus.

00:54:21.480 Yeah.

00:54:21.900 He can say whatever he wants. 0.99

00:54:23.340 As long as he's making fun of Christian white people. 1.00

00:54:25.400 Real demon running that body. 1.00

00:54:27.120 Yeah.

00:54:27.560 It's getting bad.

00:54:28.360 All right.

00:54:28.780 Next is...

00:54:29.780 Okay.

00:54:29.960 I don't know if you guys have noticed, but I've seen memes about this and it rings true. 1.00

00:54:34.580 Young people these days look a lot younger than young people of olden times. 0.96

00:54:39.040 Okay.

00:54:39.200 This next clip is the Chicago Bulls.

00:54:45.580 They're doing a TikTok dance of some kind.

00:54:47.900 But they all look like they're 14 years old.

00:54:50.040 Is this the real Chicago Bulls?

00:54:51.440 I don't know, man.

00:54:52.260 It looks like they're in a real Chicago Bulls place.

00:54:55.420 There's Benny the Bull.

00:54:56.400 He wouldn't be there without him.

00:54:59.300 These guys look like they're 15.

00:55:01.380 I know.

00:55:01.940 They're doing TikTok dances.

00:55:03.300 What happened?

00:55:04.000 I don't know.

00:55:04.620 And I can't even comment.

00:55:06.220 After Slenderman got drafted, I haven't seen one NBA thing.

00:55:09.380 The long guy?

00:55:10.100 Yeah.

00:55:10.400 One Bayana.

00:55:11.180 Slenderman. 0.98

00:55:11.820 Yeah.

00:55:12.120 He's too long.

00:55:12.940 They're too long.

00:55:14.040 It's not even interesting.

00:55:14.800 I haven't watched a single NBA thing piece of content ever.

00:55:18.740 I wore a Knicks sweatshirt in the last episode and I wore it to the grocery store.

00:55:22.620 And then some guy goes, oh, are you a Knicks fan?

00:55:24.180 And I was like, eh, I'm from New York.

00:55:26.760 I'm wearing a 90s Knicks shirt.

00:55:29.520 And he goes, oh, did you see their trade?

00:55:31.320 I was like, buddy, unless it's about Latrell Sprewell and John Starks and Patrick Ewing,

00:55:36.580 I didn't hear about it.

00:55:37.460 I didn't see a thing.

00:55:38.440 Yeah.

00:55:38.940 So, I mean, it's good.

00:55:40.300 I guess we're skipping this.

00:55:41.700 Does that happen more as you get older?

00:55:44.040 You just start skipping things?

00:55:45.420 You're like, all right, I used to pay attention, but now I couldn't care less.

00:55:49.280 Sometimes Rappaway does that to me when I'm telling him a schizo idea. 1.00

00:55:52.500 He'll just say, skip.

00:55:53.700 Yeah.

00:55:53.840 He'll do like a real life swipe left.

00:55:55.480 Swipe up.

00:55:56.000 I go next.

00:55:57.040 I go, no, I'm skipping this one.

00:55:59.140 Hey, Rappaway, the 5G tower. 1.00

00:56:00.120 It's really dumb shit, guys. 1.00

00:56:01.600 It's, you know, for me at least. 1.00

00:56:03.120 It's like really sketchy.

00:56:04.960 Yeah, but.

00:56:05.580 5G tower believes.

00:56:06.920 It's like worse than the hurricane machine.

00:56:09.240 Hey, when everyone starts getting cooked, he'll come crawling back.

00:56:11.920 How do I get the medals out?

00:56:13.220 They're cooking us.

00:56:14.120 I'll just be cooked.

00:56:14.760 I don't care.

00:56:15.280 All right.

00:56:16.260 Next is a, this is a TikTok.

00:56:19.680 This guy posts on a trans person's page who has a cat and says, how do you know your cat 0.81

00:56:25.440 is the gender that it is?

00:56:27.740 Ask a trans person the gender of their pet and then ask them how they can tell. 0.99

00:56:32.480 He said, I like your cat.

00:56:33.740 Is it a boy or a girl?

00:56:34.760 And she says, girl, how do you know?

00:56:47.180 Because of her.

00:56:53.440 Parts.

00:56:54.980 Because of her parts. 0.98

00:56:58.660 Fascinating.

00:56:59.340 Got they them.

00:57:00.600 Yep.

00:57:00.960 Checkmate.

00:57:01.400 Um, and just broadly speaking in general, I think that we're kind of moving past the

00:57:06.000 trans argument.

00:57:07.100 It's, it's kind of over where like, nobody's even fighting for it anymore that hard except,

00:57:12.460 but at the same time, there are still people doing it to like young kids and stuff.

00:57:17.080 So like nobody serious is really fighting for their rights that hard anymore, except

00:57:21.820 for maybe the ACLU or a couple of people.

00:57:24.140 But in terms of like rational arguments between friends and peers, everyone's like, yeah, they

00:57:29.680 kind of, they overstepped in 2018 to 2023 or 2022, right?

00:57:34.320 Yeah.

00:57:34.460 Big time.

00:57:35.100 So I don't know.

00:57:36.100 Everyone's done with them.

00:57:37.140 It feels like we're moving on, but there's still some relics. 0.99

00:57:40.340 And then the people who got trans are still like, oh shit, I did that. 1.00

00:57:44.740 No one cares anymore. 0.99

00:57:45.820 I'm back to the fight.

00:57:46.720 And there's a thing too, where like they try to conflate transphobia and people who don't

00:57:53.180 like trans people as just like being hateful and they don't like me because I'm a guy in

00:57:56.920 a dress.

00:57:57.660 But then it starts getting to the kids and it's like, no, no, no, no.

00:58:00.960 Like, I don't care what you do in your private life, in your house.

00:58:04.260 You're making this kid trans or you're giving this kid hormones or you're cutting off this 1.00

00:58:08.220 kid's breasts. 1.00

00:58:09.100 Yeah. 1.00

00:58:10.060 That's where it gets crazy.

00:58:11.580 So there's like a huge difference where they try to put it all into one umbrella.

00:58:15.040 Like, oh, these people are transphobes.

00:58:16.840 And then like the normal people in Hollywood are like, oh, I got to support that.

00:58:20.200 These trans people just want to live a normal life. 1.00

00:58:22.280 And then it's like, wait, wait, what are you doing in the schools and with the kids and

00:58:25.280 the doctors?

00:58:26.320 Went a little too far.

00:58:27.660 Yeah.

00:58:27.920 All right.

00:58:28.340 We're moving on to Urban Decay.

00:58:30.740 Our first clip of Urban Decay.

00:58:32.320 I have a little bit of like a theme to this.

00:58:35.760 This is in Fort Worth.

00:58:37.120 There's a guy on the roof of what looks like a bar or something.

00:58:40.160 And look how the police react to it. 1.00

00:58:54.520 What the fuck? 1.00

00:58:58.760 Oh my God. 1.00

00:59:00.660 Hey, put some in.

00:59:01.820 Put some in.

00:59:02.960 Put some in.

00:59:04.800 No use of this here.

00:59:06.420 No, no, no.

00:59:09.080 So they fully retreat.

00:59:13.480 Four cops.

00:59:14.860 Average guy.

00:59:15.720 It wasn't like he's some muscle man.

00:59:17.600 Yeah.

00:59:18.120 And the cops are slowly backing up on the elevated platform. 0.91

00:59:22.020 And the cops in the world before it got gay would have just jumped this guy, punched 1.00

00:59:28.020 him, kicked him, put their knee on his back, bent his arm, got him handcuffed. 1.00

00:59:32.140 Fuck him up a little. 1.00

00:59:33.040 Fucked him up. 1.00

00:59:33.660 Roughed him up. 0.99

00:59:34.460 And then everyone watching would have laughed.

00:59:36.200 And then if you're a criminal thinking about messing with the cops, you go, oh, I don't

00:59:39.520 want to be that guy.

00:59:40.240 Better think twice.

00:59:41.340 Yeah.

00:59:41.480 I don't want my rotator cuff torn and like a boot mark on my face.

00:59:46.060 You know, I shouldn't probably challenge cops to a fight on top of the bar's roof.

00:59:49.840 Exactly.

00:59:50.360 And then if the boys got a little rough, the chief of police would say, yeah, the boys

00:59:53.680 got a little rough.

00:59:54.920 Mikey's taking a week off.

00:59:56.200 Yeah.

00:59:56.380 Mikey can't come in for a week.

00:59:57.940 And that's it.

00:59:58.540 He's taking a week off to cool down.

01:00:00.040 But because everyone's scared in this situation, oh, you can't tase him because then he could

01:00:05.200 fall off the roof and then he could sue us.

01:00:07.280 And then we all get fired and we get into big trouble because everyone's going to side

01:00:10.660 with the criminal.

01:00:11.600 When like 20 years ago, it would just be like, oh, there he is.

01:00:14.580 Let's go get him, boys.

01:00:15.500 Billy clubs out.

01:00:16.420 All right.

01:00:16.780 Let's all three of us from the front.

01:00:18.520 He can't.

01:00:18.980 You know, one of us might eat one punch, but he's going down for sure.

01:00:22.360 Exactly.

01:00:22.780 And then that's obviously why we have criminals today doing whatever they want all the time

01:00:26.680 because they don't fear the police.

01:00:28.000 They don't respect the police.

01:00:29.240 And you might think like, well, we don't want police doing whatever they want and being

01:00:34.100 unchecked.

01:00:34.800 Well, I'd rather have the police doing whatever they want unchecked than criminals doing whatever

01:00:38.240 they want unchecked.

01:00:39.060 For sure.

01:00:39.400 Because I'm not a criminal.

01:00:40.480 Yeah.

01:00:40.680 So if a cop is overstepping and he pulls me over and he wants to search my car or whatever,

01:00:45.040 obviously that's an infringement.

01:00:46.680 But it's better than getting carjacked because the guy got released from jail.

01:00:51.340 Yeah.

01:00:51.740 There's, you know, we got to make a decision as a society.

01:00:54.400 And I think we've, the pendulum has swung too far in the criminal's favor.

01:00:58.000 For sure.

01:00:59.060 Yeah.

01:00:59.460 And then also this guy, like somebody who's nuts and threatening to be under arrest on

01:01:03.880 top of a roof.

01:01:04.800 I said this to Fleckus earlier.

01:01:06.780 I think a guy like this is more likely to win $500,000 from the Fort Worth Police Department

01:01:12.080 than he is to be killed by the police.

01:01:14.400 Oh, yeah. 0.80

01:01:14.740 You know?

01:01:15.080 There's like a, oh, you know, though they roughed him up or you knocked him off, you

01:01:19.500 got to pay up now.

01:01:20.800 He broke his neck.

01:01:21.860 He needs medical bills.

01:01:23.400 So that fuels the fear from the police.

01:01:27.300 Four cops and they're retreating.

01:01:29.060 Yeah.

01:01:29.560 It's just a weird visual that you kind of-

01:01:32.540 It's a bad sign of the times.

01:01:34.040 They have to be the adults.

01:01:35.440 They can't just say, no, you're a child throwing a tantrum.

01:01:38.540 They have to be the adults, right?

01:01:39.760 Yep.

01:01:40.260 They have to cater to the outcasts of society doing bad antisocial stuff.

01:01:44.740 Yeah.

01:01:45.480 Okay.

01:01:46.060 In Atlanta, there was a liquor store lounge club.

01:01:50.120 A nightclub.

01:01:50.720 A nightclub that got evicted.

01:01:52.340 And look what happened when all the stuff got put on the street.

01:01:54.500 This is crazy.

01:02:02.420 And this is in Buckhead.

01:02:08.500 Which is like a nice part of Atlanta.

01:02:10.860 Yeah.

01:02:11.140 The African Americans got to the goods. 0.97

01:02:15.280 So this was the Red Martini restaurant and lounge has been evicted from its Buckhead home

01:02:20.220 after a year long battle with its landlord.

01:02:22.560 Word soon spread on social media, causing a crush of people hoping to cash in on what was

01:02:27.640 put to the curb.

01:02:29.060 The parking lot behind the now closed business turned into a madhouse, prompting police to

01:02:34.460 be called shortly after noon.

01:02:35.900 Looters grabbed whatever they could, loading TVs into moving trucks and stealing boxes of

01:02:41.540 liquor.

01:02:42.100 The news spread like wildfire on social media with throngs of onlookers and opportunists

01:02:46.820 stopping by.

01:02:48.820 It was kind of like a viral post.

01:02:50.820 Wow.

01:02:51.500 So, well, the economy is not great.

01:02:54.360 Of course.

01:02:54.740 And with that, you're going to have places that are closed down and get evicted.

01:02:57.500 And then with that, you're going to have like once a month, the beauty marts up for grabs, 0.95

01:03:02.240 the liquor barns, anything you want, go take it.

01:03:05.400 Yeah.

01:03:05.700 It's probably, it's pretty good action.

01:03:06.780 It's like winning a scratch off or something.

01:03:08.180 It is.

01:03:08.640 It's like the hood version of a scratch off.

01:03:10.480 And this is in Buckhead.

01:03:11.620 So, I mean, the hood came to it, I guess.

01:03:14.380 But this was something we showed before at the beauty mart.

01:03:17.800 The cops came and protected all the merchandise and all the people were like pissed, like,

01:03:21.820 man, that ain't nobody's.

01:03:23.660 That should be ours.

01:03:24.880 And so this is a new developing kind of behavior that's happening mostly in Atlanta from what

01:03:31.260 I've seen is they've, it's urban vultures coming in on the corpse of a business.

01:03:37.140 And, you know, even if you get evicted from the rent place, like the business still owns

01:03:42.160 the TVs, the liquor, you know, they still have the right to like liquidate those things.

01:03:46.800 If they're bankrupt or something.

01:03:49.200 But that's nobody's. 0.92

01:03:50.980 That's nobody's if 55 black people come up, you know, like it's kind of like they just 1.00

01:03:55.480 overwhelm it and they're looking for it and word spreads on social media. 0.83

01:03:59.220 So new, new type of kind of new urban decay.

01:04:03.340 Yeah.

01:04:03.560 New urban decay.

01:04:04.960 Next, our last clip of urban.

01:04:06.980 What's the guy's name?

01:04:07.900 Rashid Price.

01:04:08.920 Rashid Rice.

01:04:09.980 Rashid.

01:04:10.800 Yeah.

01:04:11.520 Rashid Rice.

01:04:12.280 Rashid Rice.

01:04:13.180 He's a wide receiver for the Kansas City Chiefs and he's pretty good.

01:04:16.120 He's like a good player.

01:04:17.460 He just got injured actually.

01:04:19.540 But so he's a rich guy, tons of money, star player.

01:04:22.800 Good contract.

01:04:23.600 I don't know if he's getting, I don't know if they backed up the Brinks truck yet, but 1.00

01:04:27.040 he's definitely making more than league minimum.

01:04:28.860 He's making millions.

01:04:29.640 Yeah.

01:04:30.120 And his mom is stealing Amazon packages.

01:04:32.540 So this is like in some apartment building.

01:04:40.220 Walks past, sees, uh-oh, what is that?

01:04:42.620 Was that a Lululemon or something?

01:04:45.880 That can be mine.

01:04:47.160 And then she kicks the package. 0.97

01:04:50.000 And sees the camera maybe?

01:04:51.640 Nah, she thinks she's out of the view of a wide angle lens, which obviously she's not.

01:04:56.720 Steals the package.

01:04:58.040 And the kicker in all of this, you can see the package in her hand.

01:05:01.960 That's how nice the wide angle lens is working.

01:05:04.120 The kicker in all of this is she's wearing a jersey that says Mama Rice. 0.76

01:05:08.680 So she's identifiable to be the mother of a player on the team and she's stealing packages. 1.00

01:05:15.060 Wow.

01:05:15.460 And Rasheed Rice, you know, I don't know.

01:05:17.800 This is kind of one of those things where, you know, it's not like the mom actually gets money from him.

01:05:23.800 Like, he probably helps her out a little bit, but it's not like she's totally elevated out. 0.83

01:05:27.460 So you're still kind of a street rat. 0.93

01:05:29.620 Those street rat tendencies don't go away.

01:05:32.060 And Rasheed Rice actually was the driver of a Lamborghini Urus involved.

01:05:37.200 Is that how you pronounce it?

01:05:38.380 Urus.

01:05:38.920 I think it's Urus.

01:05:39.600 Urus involved in a high-speed hit-and-run crash on North Central Expressway in Dallas.

01:05:46.960 Four other vehicles were damaged, so he kind of, like, caused a high-speed wreck, a chain reaction collision.

01:05:54.480 And video obtained by the Dallas Morning News shows five men disembarking from the Urus and the Corvette

01:06:00.800 and leaving the scene on foot without checking the occupants of the four other vehicles.

01:06:05.620 Two of those occupants had to be transported to the hospital. 1.00

01:06:08.520 Oh, shit. 1.00

01:06:09.600 The criminal gang runs in the family. 1.00

01:06:12.700 You just wreck your car and you go, all right, peace.

01:06:17.080 And then you steal packages from the apartment building that you live in or you know someone who lives in.

01:06:21.540 That's like your neighbor.

01:06:22.780 Yeah.

01:06:23.160 That's like someone down the hall from you.

01:06:25.300 So imagine what she'd do if there was a going-out-of-business liquor store down the street. 1.00

01:06:30.540 She'd be telling her friends.

01:06:31.620 She'd be texting her friends in Atlanta.

01:06:33.920 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:06:35.480 Moving on to uplifting gold.

01:06:36.780 We have a lot of uplifting today, more than usual.

01:06:38.940 First things first, New York man wins $10 million from scratch ticket after winning $10 million last year.

01:06:45.560 Good for him.

01:06:46.800 Gives you a reason to play.

01:06:48.700 Yeah, I guess, I don't know.

01:06:50.940 I was going to say.

01:06:51.800 It's your only way out.

01:06:52.980 Yeah.

01:06:53.640 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:06:54.500 I don't know. 1.00

01:06:55.280 Shit coins. 1.00

01:06:55.720 Is that what you're up to? 1.00

01:06:56.760 Shit coins and scratch offs. 1.00

01:06:57.920 Is that what you're up to? 1.00

01:06:58.420 That's your only way out, everybody.

01:07:00.360 Encouraging lottery?

01:07:02.020 I don't know, man.

01:07:03.020 That's just a lucky guy.

01:07:04.380 Okay.

01:07:04.960 Good lucky guy.

01:07:05.820 Good for him.

01:07:06.540 Good for him.

01:07:07.400 Good for him.

01:07:08.300 Don't play scratch offs.

01:07:09.360 Okay.

01:07:09.580 Next, no one's been thinking big enough.

01:07:11.960 We can use the drawers in our fridge for certain types of desserts.

01:07:16.500 Look at this.

01:07:17.840 Giant mousse.

01:07:20.320 Giant chocolate pudding in the...

01:07:22.120 Wow.

01:07:23.280 The problem is, if you had that in the fridge...

01:07:25.800 That's 24,000 calories you're going to eat over the next week.

01:07:28.960 And then it's like, well, you have to eat it within two weeks or else it goes bad.

01:07:31.860 So then you have to eat like 50,000 calories of mousse in two weeks.

01:07:36.000 Yeah.

01:07:36.160 And then you look back in your month and go, what kind of month did I have?

01:07:38.640 Oh, am I down or up?

01:07:40.880 You're up 10 pounds.

01:07:41.800 You had a chocolate mousse drawer.

01:07:42.880 Yeah, you had eight pounds of chocolate mousse in the drawer.

01:07:45.640 I've seen that before with tiramisu.

01:07:47.560 They have tiramisu drawers at a restaurant.

01:07:49.260 Restaurants do that.

01:07:49.900 Yeah, yeah.

01:07:50.380 But that's good to see it can happen at your house, too.

01:07:53.140 So think big, everybody.

01:07:54.420 It's not impossible.

01:07:55.480 Reach for the stars.

01:07:56.260 You could be winning $10 million on a scratch-off and eating cake from a drawer.

01:08:00.640 Hey, if you're skimmy, you can eat from the drawer.

01:08:03.160 Yeah, if you're skinny, have fun.

01:08:04.400 You know?

01:08:05.060 If you're struggling, stay away.

01:08:06.420 Big point.

01:08:07.680 All right.

01:08:08.540 Christopher Columbus statue that was, I believe, destroyed in the George Floyd riots.

01:08:14.120 And then recovered.

01:08:14.960 Got recovered and put into a New York suburb.

01:08:20.380 It was defaced in Virginia four years ago, unveiled in Rockland County.

01:08:25.780 There you go.

01:08:31.220 He's a brave Italian explorer.

01:08:33.140 Big time.

01:08:34.100 In this house, he's a hero.

01:08:36.600 Look at him.

01:08:37.140 He looks good.

01:08:37.840 He's regal.

01:08:39.020 Yeah.

01:08:39.340 That's a powerful outfit.

01:08:41.820 We're not going to get into the commentary, right?

01:08:43.700 Yeah.

01:08:44.220 Love to see it.

01:08:45.180 All right.

01:08:45.620 They saved it.

01:08:46.180 They saved it.

01:08:46.980 Yeah, but a nice Italian town, probably. 0.99

01:08:48.740 Just because some fucking punk leftist rat doesn't like Chris Columbus doesn't mean you 0.99

01:08:54.340 and your boys at the Italian church can't resurrect them. 1.00

01:08:58.660 Good point.

01:08:59.820 We've been covering a lot of punts lately on the show for football.

01:09:02.980 We had the punter who punted one yard and had it returned for a touchdown.

01:09:07.420 We had the fake punt underhand.

01:09:08.440 We had the fake punt with the underhand throw.

01:09:10.860 There's a new punt clip. 0.91

01:09:12.460 Kick this for Franklin County's Bradford, and he's killed.

01:09:16.920 Picked up by Coffey County in the end zone.

01:09:20.200 A flag came in.

01:09:21.980 The announcer going in.

01:09:23.700 He's killed.

01:09:24.720 That was right on time, dude.

01:09:26.600 And he's killed.

01:09:28.280 Yeah, you can't do that.

01:09:29.960 You can't do that.

01:09:31.000 You have to go for the ball.

01:09:32.480 He's killed.

01:09:34.020 All right. 0.63

01:09:34.380 Pretty good.

01:09:35.280 All right.

01:09:35.560 Next, a guy at Midget Wrestling jumped in the ring, and look what happened.

01:09:39.720 They don't like when you do this.

01:09:42.120 Right now!

01:09:49.580 No! 1.00

01:09:53.820 Oh, shit! 1.00

01:09:56.280 Those are real punches. 1.00

01:09:57.640 Of course. 1.00

01:09:57.940 Oh, shit! 1.00

01:10:02.180 Oh! 1.00

01:10:03.840 Can you go a little further?

01:10:05.260 Let me see your face. 1.00

01:10:07.340 Holy shit. 1.00

01:10:08.500 They really beat him up. 1.00

01:10:12.040 Wrestling's fake until you try to get in on the show yourself.

01:10:14.840 Yeah.

01:10:15.040 They're like theater people.

01:10:16.300 They don't like when you disrespect the theater.

01:10:18.820 All right.

01:10:19.040 Let's skip this one.

01:10:20.260 It's funny. 0.99

01:10:21.320 This one's trash. 0.99

01:10:22.520 All right. 0.99

01:10:22.780 There's this app where you can sing.

01:10:24.800 It's TikTok.

01:10:25.280 It's like a TikTok trend.

01:10:26.020 It's a TikTok trend.

01:10:27.200 It's like a filter in TikTok where you sing, and then the ball goes through the hole, and

01:10:31.840 you have to have the right pitch.

01:10:33.340 I've seen a bunch of these, and it all ends the same way.

01:10:35.960 Do, re, mi, fa, fa, sol, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la, la.

01:11:02.960 It just ends in screaming as loud as you can.

01:11:05.520 You're screaming in a parking lot somewhere.

01:11:07.620 And it's like, what are you doing?

01:11:09.220 Oh, a TikTok trend.

01:11:10.340 Yeah, you're yelling outside of Walmart.

01:11:12.400 All right.

01:11:13.220 Next, this is a little trick for show watchers on how to draw a cat really easily.

01:11:18.200 I've never been able to draw a cat good.

01:11:20.280 Can't really draw anything good.

01:11:21.600 But this is an easy tip to draw cats good.

01:11:24.560 So you do five, five, five, five.

01:11:32.620 And you connect into a circle.

01:11:38.020 You draw the ears.

01:11:39.680 You see?

01:11:43.120 You understand?

01:11:44.680 Yeah, yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:11:46.160 You don't like that?

01:11:47.220 Who cares?

01:11:48.120 What are you doing here?

01:11:49.020 You guys know how to draw cats?

01:11:50.800 I never draw a cat, and I never will.

01:11:53.060 But now you can.

01:11:53.800 Yeah, if you want to draw a fourth grade level cat, that's perfect.

01:11:58.480 Give me that back.

01:11:59.360 No, it's mine.

01:12:00.060 No, give me that back.

01:12:01.560 All right, last clip.

01:12:03.000 Please, please, please.

01:12:04.480 This is a great last clip.

01:12:06.780 It just shows how many people like us are out there ready to red pill people.

01:12:12.360 How much did you pay for your first house?

01:12:16.200 $18,000 with 17 acres.

01:12:18.720 What year?

01:12:20.720 89.

01:12:21.820 1989.

01:12:22.220 When I was a kid, cars were thousands of dollars.

01:12:25.720 A brand new car, like, I don't know, $5,000.

01:12:28.900 I remember seeing ads.

01:12:30.360 Houses were probably, what, $10,000, $20,000 when I was a kid.

01:12:33.700 A dollar used to actually be worth something.

01:12:35.860 But what happened?

01:12:36.580 You know what happened in 1913?

01:12:38.480 Federal Reserve.

01:12:39.680 Look at the dollar bill.

01:12:41.120 Federal Reserve note.

01:12:44.420 Okay?

01:12:45.140 Who's the Federal Reserve?

01:12:46.840 This is their money.

01:12:48.780 Right?

01:12:49.180 Who are they?

01:12:49.740 Are they feds?

01:12:50.680 Are they part of the government?

01:12:51.980 Are they a private organization?

01:12:53.480 Are they run by bankers out of Europe?

01:12:55.820 Look back in 1913.

01:12:57.720 See what happened.

01:12:58.920 I'm looking to it.

01:12:59.480 We got to save.

01:13:00.700 Look at the money.

01:13:01.200 Look at the Federal Reserve.

01:13:02.200 It's on your dollar bill.

01:13:03.760 What does it mean?

01:13:04.360 Who is it?

01:13:05.200 Who started it?

01:13:06.800 Are they us?

01:13:08.160 Are they the U.S. government?

01:13:10.280 Or are they something else?

01:13:12.560 Pretty good.

01:13:13.440 It's like you're doing a TikTok video and then whatever.

01:13:16.100 And then you just get some guy who's ready to explain the Federal Reserve to you.

01:13:20.220 Yeah.

01:13:20.480 Love to see it.

01:13:21.480 Yeah.

01:13:21.880 Well, another Fluckus Talks in the books.

01:13:24.780 It's Friday?

01:13:25.740 Yeah.

01:13:26.420 Friday.

01:13:26.900 It's Friday.

01:13:28.040 Thank you guys for watching.

01:13:29.100 Like, share, subscribe, all the good stuff.

01:13:30.500 Fluckus Talks.

01:13:30.540 You want to give a shout out to our Spectrum guy?

01:13:32.240 Yeah, we can.

01:13:32.960 We had a Spectrum man come to our house to fix our Wi-Fi.

01:13:39.040 Our Wi-Fi got electrocuted.

01:13:41.460 During the storm.

01:13:42.360 We think it got struck by lightning.

01:13:44.200 Yeah.

01:13:44.820 And the guy who, yeah, exactly.

01:13:46.360 And the guy who came was a show watcher, saw every episode, and was kind of like surprised.

01:13:53.340 He walked in the door and saw me and Rap Boy, and he was kind of like.

01:13:56.420 He was like, I'm a subscriber.

01:13:58.480 And he's a subscriber since the Man on the Street Wooden Spoon days, which is cool.

01:14:01.980 He said he's seen basically every episode.

01:14:03.920 And then he also said he writes Fluckus Talks, the podcast, best new podcast of all time,

01:14:06.900 on the telephone poles.

01:14:08.240 So that's a through and through fan.

01:14:10.160 Shout out to you.

01:14:10.680 Thank you for fixing our internet.

01:14:12.020 We're not going to say his name just in case.

01:14:13.840 Just to respect his profession and not let him get fired by some leftists.

01:14:17.900 Yeah.

01:14:18.320 Or someone gets mad and goes, did you know that your Spectrum people are doing this bad stuff

01:14:22.740 for the podcast?

01:14:23.860 I don't think anybody does that.

01:14:25.120 I don't think any leftists watch this.

01:14:27.080 Definitely not.

01:14:27.840 Especially not this late.

01:14:29.300 But that was very cool.

01:14:30.400 And we gave him some t-shirts.

01:14:31.220 Yeah.

01:14:31.980 Pretty good.

01:14:32.480 So that's what you get if you come help us with our internet or power or something.

01:14:37.040 Yeah.

01:14:37.380 Yeah.

01:14:37.700 Big time.

01:14:38.860 FluckusTalks.com for bonus land.

01:14:40.320 If you guys are looking to join, 30 extra minutes starts right now.

01:14:43.720 We have great clips.

01:14:44.740 Have a nice weekend.

01:14:45.720 We'll see you on Tuesday.

01:14:49.000 Ha ha.

01:14:49.860 Someone turned this into a GIF.

01:14:51.240 I slapped it and caught it.

01:14:52.720 And it's on Twitter.

01:14:53.580 It's a GIF now.

01:14:54.480 Yeah.

01:14:54.800 It actually looks sick.

01:14:55.560 I think that was Angela's husband.

01:14:58.140 Oh, nice.

01:14:58.940 So I think he's making GIFs.

01:15:00.620 No, they're brother and sister.

01:15:02.960 Oh.

01:15:03.800 So.

01:15:04.740 John.

01:15:05.280 John.

01:15:05.560 John.

01:15:06.080 John.

01:15:06.440 I knew that.

01:15:06.940 He makes GIFs.

01:15:07.860 But he did one for you.

01:15:09.940 He made a GIF of you going like, ooh.

01:15:12.180 But it was back in like the heavy days.

01:15:14.340 Big afro.

01:15:15.400 He needs to delete that one.

01:15:16.620 Get you a new one.

01:15:17.460 Yeah.

01:15:17.640 Delete that.

01:15:18.200 But the pen one was cool.

01:15:19.200 He liked that.

01:15:19.760 You got to shave it down a little bit.

01:15:21.040 Yep.

01:15:21.780 The hair is kind of getting back to the fat day hair.

01:15:24.520 I know.

01:15:24.840 You got to cut it. 1.00

01:15:25.520 You're being stupid. 1.00

01:15:26.360 You're being stew stew. 1.00

01:15:28.560 Don't you have a plan with it?

01:15:29.620 Did you say something? 0.99

01:15:30.680 Well, you want to get a fuckboy haircut? 0.98

01:15:32.240 You want to get a zoomer cut in a perm? 0.94

01:15:34.200 Isn't that what you were saying off camera? 0.97

01:15:35.700 You're trying to get a fuckboy cut? 0.87

01:15:37.560 It's just an awkward time before this.

01:15:39.320 When it's buzzed to when it's long, there's like a period now where it's all the same length.

01:15:44.300 But so you're going long.

01:15:45.780 I'm going long for now.

01:15:46.800 You're not going to buzz it again?

01:15:49.060 Maybe I will.

01:15:49.760 Maybe I won't.

01:15:50.280 But right now, I'm not going to.

01:15:53.400 You're not going to have a choice soon.

01:15:56.700 You see how far it's going back?

01:15:58.340 My hair is still intact.

01:15:59.480 That's a Norwood 2.

01:16:00.940 No.

01:16:01.420 Soon to be Norwood 3, buddy.

01:16:03.200 No, no, no.

01:16:04.100 Let me look up the Norwood scale really quick.

01:16:05.720 We can do this in bonus land.

01:16:07.100 We'll do it in bonus land.

01:16:08.020 Say goodbye.

01:16:08.380 All right.

01:16:08.920 See you guys on Tuesday.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - October 04, 2024

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