Fleccas Talks Podcast - NERVOUS TO DEBATE

00:00:00.120 All right, welcome back to Fleck of Socks, the podcast episode 204 today on the show.

00:00:06.920 Tim Waltz's big debate with J.D. Vance's tonight. We'll tell you what to expect.

00:00:11.300 Then Democrats keep saying crime is down, even though we know it's not true.

00:00:15.880 We'll debunk those lies. Then in Cringe of the Week, we have some college kids who care too

00:00:20.640 much about sports while their country falls apart. And last but not least, Brittany Griner

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00:02:34.120 All right. Hey, we're back. We missed Friday. Sorry about that.

00:02:37.180 Yeah. Sorry, guys. A little Hermicane came through and lost a little power and...

00:02:42.120 Power for a few days. Wi-Fi for the whole time. AC the whole time. But we are okay.

00:02:48.120 I was going to make a joke about how I lost everything keto sauce in my refrigerator was.

00:02:54.260 The fridge was gone. Yeah.

00:02:55.860 Fridge is gone. The meat fridge is gone. The freezer was sketchy. I'm keeping some of that meat,

00:03:01.100 even though it may have gotten a room temp for a day or two. But yeah, people actually did lose

00:03:06.560 everything, especially in the panhandle and North Carolina. Yeah. So it's not really hurricane bit

00:03:11.980 time. We're not going to be dancing around doing bits. I know it's a podcast, but there are dead

00:03:15.500 people and people float around. People lost their entire house. People trapped in cars. People are

00:03:20.540 still missing. Yeah. Horrible stuff. Yeah. Our refrigerator is the worst of it. So that's a

00:03:25.880 blessing. It was a little hot when we went to bed. Yeah. It was a sweaty sleep for a few days.

00:03:30.620 Someone left a comment on the YouTube we posted and it actually kind of nailed the situation we're

00:03:35.700 in. They said, what a surprise. No episode because of a little Hermit Cain. Pussies. JK, 0.97

00:03:39.800 y'all stay safe and hope y'all got inland. Fleckis would be the guy who'd say, eh, we'll stick it out

00:03:43.880 and roll the dice on our lives. Seriously though, y'all be safe, especially RRB. That's what happened.

00:03:49.000 Yeah. That's exactly what happened. I stayed. I risked my life. I kind of did some analysis,

00:03:53.200 thought I'd be okay. I was right. Rapway took a little vacation in Orlando. I went to Orlando. I was

00:03:58.420 catching shrimp at a hibachi restaurant. I was, I did indoor skydiving and saw the blue man group.

00:04:03.340 It was like, you know, everything that Orlando has to offer. I got, I got butter beer. I put on

00:04:07.680 a Harry Potter hat. No, I'm kidding. I didn't, I really didn't do any of that shit, but I did go

00:04:11.900 to Orlando. And you did catch a shrimp at a hibachi restaurant. Yes. Um, okay. Let's get into the show. 0.98

00:04:17.980 We have a, we have a packed show. We might go a little long today. There's an extra page of

00:04:21.680 housekeeping. Um, but we weren't here Friday. So if we go 10 minutes longer, we go 10 minutes

00:04:27.100 long. No big deal. All right. Let's get into the first story of the day. North Carolina was hit the

00:04:31.460 hardest by the hurricane. And then there was a levee that broke. It sounds like. Yeah. And I go

00:04:35.440 towns got wiped. We have playing in the background, just some B roll of what it looks like. Roads are

00:04:40.280 completely washed out. Entire towns are underwater, completely devastating. Um, and we wonder what the

00:04:46.280 relief is going to look like. Yeah. You know, we gave like hundreds of billions of dollars to

00:04:51.060 Ukraine. We spent $450 billion on illegal immigrants. And the past year we spent all that 0.98

00:04:57.340 money on those wars for Israel. It really gets real when something happens domestically. Where'd all

00:05:03.500 the money go? All the money that we printed anyway, we didn't even have it. We printed it and we sent it

00:05:07.960 abroad. And now people who are like just trying to get back to where they were in America are at a huge

00:05:13.860 disadvantage. And it doesn't seem like, uh, the Biden administration and Kamala's continuing with

00:05:19.120 campaign events and stuff like that. And, uh, yeah, Kamala's in Vegas. Doesn't seem to be an

00:05:23.280 all hands on deck situation. Despite thousands of, uh, it's what I think thousands of people are dead.

00:05:29.100 Yeah. You know, flash floods like that. It's inland Florida people. They know it's like, Oh, I'll,

00:05:33.460 I'll, I'll ride it out. Or I don't think water's coming into my house, North Carolina, like a levee

00:05:39.280 and a dam goes down and you're like, Oh shit, a wall of fucking debris and water. And a lot of 0.99

00:05:43.880 those people don't have like hurricane insurance because it's rare enough. Doesn't really happen.

00:05:48.580 Flood insurance. It doesn't seem like we're going to get flooded. Uh, Florida, obviously it's

00:05:52.540 different. Um, and Kamala's in Vegas during this. She's campaigning still. Joe Biden's asleep,

00:05:58.060 taking a nap. Uh, we actually nap one of the two. Yeah. He's either on vacation or taking a nap

00:06:03.860 or taking a nap on vacation. Yep. Uh, we actually have a text from a lineman, an electric lineman,

00:06:09.660 uh, who's working in Asheville. Can you read that? Yeah. It said went up old Fort road where

00:06:13.880 it connects to number nine whole area is gone. 100 foot ravine where houses used to sit

00:06:18.900 kids walking around naked, asking where their parents are at people begging for water,

00:06:23.920 black helicopters from FEMA. I don't want to talk about the smell of the dead bodies. I'm in disbelief.

00:06:28.920 So horrible, great zone and, uh, all hands on deck situation and Kamala is doing fundraisers and

00:06:34.520 stuff. So, yeah, so absolutely devastating. And we're hoping what FEMA does the right thing.

00:06:39.920 Yeah. Um, and keep in mind, they didn't do the right thing with Maui. They didn't do the right

00:06:44.640 thing with East Palestine when that train blew up. And now we're hoping they'll do the right thing 0.81

00:06:49.080 in North Carolina. Can you read, uh, this tweet from libs of Tik TOK? In case you're wondering why

00:06:53.760 the response to hurricane Helene has been a disaster. FEMA's goal one is to instill equity as a

00:06:58.840 foundation of emergency management. Yes, this is real. That's, it's not goal six. It's not goal

00:07:04.720 seven. It's not on the back page. Like, Oh yeah. And if we can, while also helping with emergencies,

00:07:09.660 that's goal one, baby goal one. So that's what we're dealing with when it comes to the emergency

00:07:15.340 response. So a trans black disabled person will be take my hand while they're rappelling down from 1.00

00:07:20.400 a helicopter, saving you from the life threatening situation. And they can't pull you up. Yeah. 0.98

00:07:24.360 Wait, I don't have the upper body strength. We are, we had equity. I was hired for different

00:07:28.900 reasons. And then there were some looters that were arrested. Uh, can you read this? This was in

00:07:33.760 Tennessee, but I think it's on the North Carolina border. East Tennessee. Yeah. So a similar region.

00:07:38.000 It said eight people arrested following alleged looting in Washington County, Tennessee. And it's

00:07:43.520 Jesus Leodon Garcia Pineda, Josue Barrado Ortiz Valdez, Erce Ortiz Valdez. Those guys must be

00:07:49.720 brothers, uh, Albin, Vega, Apollo. And here are the mugshots. They're all just opportunistic

00:07:54.640 migrant type rat phenotype. Yep. So, so when everyone's in trouble and everyone needs a little 1.00

00:08:00.740 help from their fellow American, the Venezuelan rats will come and go through your shit and 1.00

00:08:05.560 see what they can find. Yeah. And again, that's, uh, one of the kind of class of 2023 class 1.00

00:08:10.180 of 2024 migrants. I obviously don't know, uh, where all these guys came from, but you know, 0.80

00:08:14.860 Eastern Tennessee isn't really a Mexican stronghold or Hispanic. Well, it shouldn't be. And it looks 1.00

00:08:20.200 like it might be. But the point is there's like this tendency, like, what can I take? What can I

00:08:24.340 get? What can, uh, ask not what I can do for America. Ask what America can give me food stamp

00:08:29.300 wise at whatever. And yeah, that's going to be the type of guy who goes and loots the local store.

00:08:34.040 Right. Yeah, exactly. So, well, let's get into our next topic. The debate tonight, uh, between

00:08:40.300 Tim Waltz and JD Vance. And apparently Tim Waltz is very nervous. Yeah. He's a nervous guy. He's

00:08:46.300 floppy. He's like 60 years old and he's like a man. Yeah. I'm nervous. You're supposed to call

00:08:50.880 him coach. He's like a football coach. He likes to market himself as, but he gets a little nervous.

00:08:54.960 He pukes before the game. Yeah. Well, can you read the headline and then some of the context

00:08:58.760 heading into the vice presidential debate? Tim Waltz is fighting nerves. Tim Waltz is telling people

00:09:04.360 he's just as nervous about facing JD Vance as he was the Sunday afternoon in August when he

00:09:09.800 warned Kamala Harris in his running mate interview that he was a bad debater. Maybe more nervous,

00:09:16.300 according to multiple people who've spoken to him. Bad debater. That sounds something you want

00:09:20.080 to lead with and it's debate night. Yep. So it's going to be good content. Uh, and it says talking

00:09:24.580 to the aides who have coalesced around him in Minnesota and other supporters, Waltz constantly

00:09:28.300 comes back to how worried he is about letting Harris down. Uh, so it's like, uh, he doesn't want to be

00:09:34.480 the liability. He's a bad debater. He's nervous. He's going against a JD Vance. Who's like a Yale

00:09:41.040 lawyer. Who's been sparring with ABC, CBS, everybody. He's like the lion from wizard of

00:09:47.060 Oz. Like, Oh, I'm no good. I got to pick someone else. Yeah. I can't do it. I don't know if I'll be

00:09:51.380 able to. Gee, this isn't a good idea. I should just get out of here. Yeah. And then, uh, another piece

00:09:56.860 from the article, he really is. And he's, he's going to, he's going to do something floppy on

00:10:01.360 stage too. Uh, let alone actually find the right words to combat policy with JD Vance, right?

00:10:08.380 They're not going to do any policy debates. He's just going to try to pin JD Vance to Trump's

00:10:13.220 worst made up things like January six, uh, stuff like that. Uh, hateful rhetoric. It's going to be

00:10:19.940 soundbite debating. He's not going to try to spar on the facts. It's going to be like, well, how about

00:10:24.600 January six? And then he looks to the crowd, like bopping his head. Yeah. We've got to come

00:10:28.620 together and the rhetoric. And it's really just going to be a matter of whether or not

00:10:33.660 the debate moderators let that happen. And, uh, Tim, the question was on, uh, inflation and

00:10:40.080 he's like, Oh, Donald Trump in January 6th. So we'll see Charlottesville, but that, but as

00:10:45.900 we've seen with all these debates, um, it's, it's constantly like not answering the question

00:10:52.120 or going to your pre-written soundbite. And we got a nervous floppy guy hustling to a

00:10:57.700 soundbite. He thinks he has, I think we're in for something. We're in for something for

00:11:01.480 sure. And then, uh, yeah. Can you read that before we move on? He said, uh, Waltz is worried

00:11:07.340 that he might come across as either a moron or a raging bull or even an out of whack liberal 1.00

00:11:13.420 vouching for another out of whack liberal. So like his worst fears, he's kind of like, he's 1.00

00:11:18.880 verbalizing all these fears to his campaign aids. And, uh, I think that's pretty much

00:11:23.280 what he is, is an out of whack liberal. Like Americans mind your business. We don't care

00:11:28.040 if that man wants to go to the bathroom with your daughter, mind your B's and Q's. 0.66

00:11:32.000 Us Americans don't care about that. It's like, well, that's actually nuts, buddy.

00:11:36.500 All we care about. And he comes, he's worried about coming across as a moron. And there's like 1.00

00:11:40.220 a thing too. We talked about this in the show a little bit that he's kind of like the buffoon 0.89

00:11:44.240 dad on TV show archetype. Yeah. He's like the white dad in a commercial. Who's like,

00:11:49.220 honey, I left the stove on. But then he's just doesn't have like a team of script writers that

00:11:56.180 went to Harvard. Yeah. The modern family people aren't writing the jokes for him. He has to do

00:12:00.280 it on his own. So he's just in like a pie shop in Iowa being like, Oh gee, I'm, I'm incapable.

00:12:05.960 Yeah. Uh, we actually have some, uh, as we know, we're, we're, we've been claiming that

00:12:10.900 Tim Waltz is very floppy. We have some more floppy Tim Waltz clips here. We called this

00:12:15.160 early and it seems like everyone's critiquing him as well for being floppy. Like there, there's

00:12:19.520 more evidence. Obviously it's snowballed, but we were early on the floppy. We were very early

00:12:23.640 on floppy. Here he comes off the plane with his horrible wife. Look at him. I'm crazy. 0.97

00:12:29.800 Like that wasn't so bad. Right. Here he goes. He's losing his shit.

00:12:35.960 Just calm down, buddy. Right. Very floppy, but maybe you'd look at that and go, that wasn't 1.00

00:12:44.100 so bad. It's within a margin of error, but just waving a little. He's excited. Who's

00:12:48.360 excited to see? I don't know. Maybe he knows those people. Exactly. Uh, but then we have

00:12:52.180 him, uh, with Kamal and a few other things, Gretchen Whitmer. Yeah. Uh, and here's a more

00:12:56.180 flopping.

00:12:56.780 He's got a, he does a kick. What? Who has a kick in their repertoire? You ever done a

00:13:09.540 kick? Who had, who even has that tool in their arsenal? He's not a soccer player, Tim, and

00:13:14.160 his hands are occupied. That's the thing. He's hands up, hands occupied. He had to flop.

00:13:19.000 Pop. And so it came out with a kick, right? His hands are stuck and he had to get it out

00:13:23.260 somewhere. So he's throwing kicks. He's like a Nathan Lane gay guy. Yeah. He's birdcage 1.00

00:13:28.200 or like the fat gay guy from modern family. Yeah. The really fat one. Fatter than you. 1.00

00:13:32.620 Definitely fatter than me. Well, and then he went to the, uh, he went to the Michigan Minnesota

00:13:39.180 game. He's the governor of Minnesota. Yeah. He went to the Michigan Minnesota game. He's

00:13:43.620 cheering for Michigan. No one knows him. No one came up to him. Barely anyone came up to

00:13:48.420 him. No one recognized him. No one cares. And then he's taking pictures. Well, look at

00:13:52.860 it. Look at the hand. He's, he's limp wrist, literally limp wrist. And it's not like he

00:13:57.120 caught him like for a second. He's raising it up. Yeah. Which is way different than the

00:14:02.700 reception Trump got at the Alabama game where they go crazy for him. He's in a box with his

00:14:07.660 homies. He's demanding fish fillets, fillet of fishes, you know, Tim Walts is flopping

00:14:14.800 around. Nobody knows the guy. Yeah. No one knows him. No one cares. But then

00:14:18.180 also his tickets going to get the most votes in presidential voting history.

00:14:22.620 Unless he botches the debate and lets down Kamala Harris. Who's like her own. Imagine 1.00

00:14:27.360 letting down the Kamala campaign. Her entire campaign is the media doing it for her. So 1.00

00:14:32.800 then they swap them for Michelle Obama. And then it's three swaps, three total swaps.

00:14:38.220 Michelle moves in for Kamala at the end. Yeah, exactly. So they had a, they're eating the

00:14:42.320 dogs cause it was Alabama versus Georgia, which is pretty good. And then I have this, uh,

00:14:46.620 in not inside scoop, but allegedly it's a little bit of inside. It's a hearsay, hearsay

00:14:51.100 scenario. Allegedly Tim Walts is former players that he coached and he was the assistant coach,

00:14:57.120 not even the head of a line coach. Uh, they, they used to call him Tim Sandusky

00:15:01.780 allegedly. Yeah. Why would someone call you that? Well, if he was flopping around and he

00:15:06.700 got a little too handsy with a couple of the old line. Yeah. He's like, here, you got to get

00:15:10.480 used to the quarterback being under center. It's all in there. Um, but yeah,

00:15:14.760 Tim Sandusky, if true, pretty damning, if true, very damning. And then also if they

00:15:20.300 call him white P Diddy, that would be very damning too. I know. And we can't

00:15:25.420 corroborate that at all. That was just made up right now by Fleckus white P Diddy, but

00:15:29.300 it brings true. Is the statement true that if they called him white P Diddy, it would be 0.83

00:15:33.980 pretty weird? Yeah, I think so. I mean, that's just a fact. Call it a, call it off

00:15:39.580 Tim. All right. So the limp wrist, we got that. There was actually, uh, we missed this

00:15:45.280 when the Olympics happened originally. There was a Tim Waltz inspired dance routine that

00:15:50.360 someone did and I don't know how we didn't show it. We have a clip here. So this guy's

00:15:54.300 impersonating Tim Waltz. Yeah. That's literally what he'd do. If Kamala said something funny,

00:16:03.280 he'd get on the ground and he'd do that flop, do that full fish. Oh man. Hey, it's

00:16:07.320 going to be back. Yeah. It's going to be back at the show. Yeah. Um, okay. Uh, Tim

00:16:11.880 Waltz, he appointed someone to the head of education in Minnesota. Yeah. And this is

00:16:17.880 what the guy said in like a zoom interview. And this is like who he's siding with. So

00:16:22.460 he appointed this guy to the education department. We're also sometimes lying on

00:16:27.140 ourselves when people say like, Oh, we can, we use critical race theory and

00:16:33.260 school. We don't use critical race theory in school. The first tenant of critical

00:16:37.560 race theory is that the United States as constructed is irreversibly racist. So if

00:16:45.440 the nation state as constructed is irreversibly racist, then it must be done

00:16:51.460 with, it must be overthrown. Right. And so we can't Tim Waltz aligns with and

00:16:56.220 appointed to a position of power. And remember how it's kind of been a theme on

00:17:00.060 the podcast where we say, uh, HR or companies, they really gave a ton of

00:17:06.860 ground in 2020, like that 2020 thing. They were like, okay, we need a head of

00:17:11.000 diversity and we need to hire a black man to be X, Y, Z. Imagine that amplified by 0.98

00:17:16.440 like two times. And then that's the state of Minnesota. Yeah. So, cause like that's

00:17:20.880 the nucleus of where it happened. So everything amplified probably by

00:17:24.840 approximately two X. And I like how he says, uh, he's talking to like this other

00:17:28.540 black woman on the zoom call, the BLM rhetoric zoom call. And he goes, so

00:17:33.200 America has to be dismantled, right? Like that's like a basic tenant of his

00:17:37.260 ideology. And so that's who Tim Waltz likes. Yeah. That's who Tim Waltz likes.

00:17:40.800 You know how they call, um, uncle Toms, uh, black people who are sellouts to other 1.00

00:17:45.000 black people. They call him uncle Toms, uncle Tim, uncle Tim sellout to white 0.99

00:17:49.600 people. Uncle Tim. Yeah. So I think we've actually made that joke before. Yeah. 0.85

00:17:53.420 Yeah. It's a good one. I thought I just thought it up. Um, so Tim Waltz is nervous

00:17:58.080 as he should be. These out of control of his body. Oh, we forgot to mention one

00:18:01.700 thing. Uh, remember Kamala when she was doing the prep with a guy who kind of

00:18:05.660 looks like Trump and he was doing, pretending to be Trump. Tim Waltz is doing

00:18:10.060 debate prep with Pete Buttigieg. The whole time he's probably trying to keep his hands

00:18:15.460 off him. I don't know. Stop touching him. Tim Sandusky probably likes him. Yeah. Probably

00:18:19.860 likes him. Oh, they're not getting much work done. Yeah. Oh man. All the things Pete Buttigieg

00:18:24.180 is trying to get him to do to him. Oh, disgusting. Disgusting. Disgusting shit. Yeah. And Pete 0.93

00:18:29.960 Buttigieg has a, he's got a husband. He's got a husband and two acquired babies. So, well,

00:18:35.000 that's bad. Um, okay. Tim Waltz is nervous. Yeah. Maybe J.D. Vance is too. SNL went after

00:18:42.280 J.D. Vance the other day. Yeah. And here they are. They played him with the gay Chinese 1.00

00:18:47.360 guy. That must make J.D. Vance shaking in his boots. Oh man. Oh man. He must be rattled. 0.98

00:18:54.260 And J.D. Vance is the type of guy who just has the verbal acuity to like absolutely destroy

00:18:59.220 people. He's a lawyer. Yale. Like he's young. He's vibrant. Tim Waltz is like a boomer,

00:19:06.060 like running on his old accomplishments. Governor of like a, a nice state. He's not going to

00:19:11.020 bet he gave away. Yeah. He's not going to be used to being mauled or questioned on that

00:19:14.580 type of shit. It's going to be good. And then before we're going to close out the Tim 1.00

00:19:16.660 Waltz debate section with a headshot of him. Look at this picture with the open mouth.

00:19:22.220 Crazy. That's not authentic. He's like trying to be disarming or something. Hey, I'm not, 0.76

00:19:26.860 I'll never, I'll never hurt you. Kamala's the president. It's not about me. Let me hop

00:19:30.880 in the shower with you guys. Let me just get in the shower. I'll show you how to rub the

00:19:33.980 soap. Yeah. Yeah. Look at that. The open mouth, the, the, the non-authentic eyes. Yeah.

00:19:40.560 This is the type of picture you saw. If you saw on mushrooms, you'd go crazy. You'd go,

00:19:45.360 that's a bad one. All right. Let's get into this Kamala stuff. Okay. We have a lot of Kamala 0.74

00:19:51.920 stuff. Um, remember when Kamala said, uh, she had a great plan for the economy that 0.96

00:19:57.780 everyone was behind Goldman Sachs, Wharton business school. Yeah. This is a clip to remind

00:20:02.260 you guys. The best economists in our country, if not the world have reviewed our relative

00:20:07.940 plans for the future of America. What Goldman Sachs has said is that Donald Trump's plan would

00:20:15.080 make the economy worse. Mine would strengthen the economy. What the Wharton school has said is

00:20:20.540 Donald Trump's plan would actually explode the deficit. So she made that claim. And then we

00:20:27.520 have these articles that say Goldman Sachs CEO says report that Harris is better for economy was

00:20:32.780 blown out of proportion. And then the Wharton business school shoots down Harris's claim that

00:20:37.220 she'll strengthen the economy. So she just made that up. Yeah. No pushback from the debate 1.00

00:20:41.400 moderators at that point though. Right. It's just, Oh, okay. Those are facts. That sounds pretty good.

00:20:45.620 And, uh, it gets kind of swept under the rug a little bit. Exactly. As it always does. And then,

00:20:50.520 um, obviously with the whole campaign, a lot of people are wondering like why Kamala is making

00:20:56.180 promises when she's already in power. Yeah. And then Joe Biden on the view the other day

00:21:00.900 made a comment that kind of proves that she could have done this all along. She doesn't need to be

00:21:05.740 elected. And as vice president, there wasn't a single thing that I did that she couldn't do.

00:21:11.560 And so I was able to delegate her responsibility on everything from foreign policy to domestic

00:21:16.740 policy. Ah, so she didn't do anything. And then the idea of change that she's running on

00:21:24.780 was actually stuff that she did to us already. Yeah. So she, the change we need is the change from 0.98

00:21:31.060 the old system, which she's the vice president of. And the only reason we know is because of a 0.98

00:21:35.680 slight dementia slip up on the view. On a live recording of the view by the sleeping guy who

00:21:42.000 took a break from vacation. That's where we're at. Which is interesting. Um, and obviously, uh,

00:21:47.120 no one expect some of those types of claims during the vice presidential debate as well,

00:21:52.360 where you go, huh, that doesn't sound right. And then six days later on this show,

00:21:56.500 you'll hear the reason why it wasn't right. Exactly. Um, and, uh, obviously no one actually likes

00:22:01.820 Kamala. Um, her favorability rating was in the dumps, uh, before she took the head of the ticket 1.00

00:22:09.300 role. Yeah. She was a bad VP in a bad administration and people were kind of just like,

00:22:13.780 Oh God, we're probably going to lose to Trump. Biden's horrible. And then something happened. 0.91

00:22:19.520 Something happened. Um, Greg price had a great tweet that summed it up. Can you read it back in

00:22:23.680 January? Kamala Harris approval rating was 28%. It was 32% at the beginning of the summer today. It's

00:22:29.840 nearly 50%. What changed? And obviously it's just the media, the media coverage. Yeah. Everyone's

00:22:34.960 being nice to her. They're propping her up. They're doing fake interviews. People are laughing at her

00:22:39.580 jokes that should not land. They brought her into the fold and that's the treatment you get. You get

00:22:44.840 the propaganda treatment. Um, and obviously a lot of the voters are seeing through it. Um, there was a

00:22:51.060 tweet here that kind of sums up the voter registration numbers and how it's different between GOP and

00:22:55.560 Democrat. Yeah. Well, it's from Gallup and it says GOP overtakes Democrats in voter identification for

00:23:01.100 the first time. Uh, a Gallup poll shows more Americans now lean Republican over Democrat with

00:23:06.620 48% siding with the GOP compared to 45% with Dems. Voters trust Republicans more on key issues like the

00:23:13.740 economy and immigration, seeing them as better at safeguarding prosperity and security. Just 22%

00:23:19.000 are satisfied with the country's direction and president Biden's approval rating is sunk to 39%.

00:23:23.560 Uh, the economic index also paints a grim picture highlighting widespread pessimism and poor

00:23:29.500 conditions. And so this is for the first time in decades, more voters are identifying as GOP,

00:23:34.620 which is great. Yeah. Love to see that. Um, and we have some voter registration changes from November,

00:23:39.980 2020 to July, 2024. Republicans are up 393,000, uh, voters. Democrats are down three and a half million.

00:23:47.940 Yeah. Independence 1.8 million people are identifying as independent. Now Democrats are down three and a

00:23:53.880 half million. That's a lot. That's, uh, tangible. That's like significant, statistically significant,

00:23:59.560 as we say. Yeah. Yeah. That's a huge swing. Democrats up 300,000, then 10 X that down for

00:24:05.840 Democrats. That's just all the votes they mailed in. That's just some of the votes they mailed in.

00:24:09.240 It's probably some dead people who are now really, really dead. Yeah. Um, and a lot of people are

00:24:13.680 talking about the election, how it's going to play out electoral college wise. It seems like it's

00:24:17.800 going to all come down to Pennsylvania, which is why they didn't pick Shapiro as the VP. They need

00:24:23.520 him there to help them cheat. Allegedly. That's fair. That's as alleged as it gets. Can you read

00:24:29.240 this tweet from Zero Hedge? Well, the election comes down to PA. It's the key battleground state

00:24:33.320 split is, uh, Milwaukee, Wisconsin, Nevada, blue, Arizona, Georgia, North Carolina, red right now, PA

00:24:40.040 a fractionally for Kamala per poly market. Whoever wins PA wins the election. That's what

00:24:46.060 it seems like. Yeah. And that's why Democrats are, I think any, I think any number of those

00:24:50.880 Wisconsin could easily go red. Yeah. Michigan, like a combo states, Nevada and Wisconsin more

00:24:57.660 likely. Right. But if they can steal Pennsylvania, that'll very much help them. Um, and that's why

00:25:03.520 the Democrats are doing, uh, some tricks. They're getting, uh, people registered to vote who

00:25:08.360 were in high school and then telling them who to vote for according to this video. And I'm going

00:25:13.060 to prepare you for this video. This lady's got the craziest accent and I actually kind of like it. 1.00

00:25:18.460 It's a Pittsburgh Inzer accent, but just listen to her. Before I start this video, I'm going to say

00:25:25.020 this is a personal experience of mine's, something me and my daughter is dealing with. And I have proof

00:25:31.820 just in case my video is deleted for no reason. I just want to put that out there.

00:25:38.360 Today, my 17 year old daughter was pulled out of class and was told she needed to register to vote.

00:25:45.740 Not only was she told how to register, she was told who she should vote for. And these are her words.

00:25:55.640 Cut ahead to their screenshot. Um, they had, she had the text messages with the daughter.

00:25:59.520 And then can you read what the daughter said? She said, they made me register to vote today.

00:26:03.020 I didn't want to, but they forced me. I said, I'll do it another time. But then she told me I had no

00:26:08.040 choice, which I think is a lie. I'm not even 18 yet. Who made it? Who made you? And what party did

00:26:14.040 you choose? Uh, it was a, she and a Democrat. Did they tell you to pick that? And who was the lady? 1.00

00:26:21.900 Uh, I forgot her name. I'll find out tomorrow. And yeah, basically she kept saying, uh, how it'll be

00:26:26.200 bad if I pick Trump because of what he was doing to the Mexicans and stuff. I really wasn't paying

00:26:30.660 her no mind. And this woman I saw, she followed up and like confronted the people at the school and

00:26:36.500 stuff. Um, but yeah, that's just what sneaky, what teachers who are like politically motivated 0.86

00:26:42.800 are doing school administrators. They go, Hey, we got to harvest this young black girls vote 1.00

00:26:47.520 because we think she'll vote for Kamala. Right. And they're just adding them in wherever they can. 0.90

00:26:51.860 And in bonus land, we're going to show the video of her confronting the, the teacher admin.

00:26:56.800 It's going to be pretty good. Flex talks.com join bonus land. Um, so more fake support for Kamala

00:27:01.940 with the students in high school, crazy accent, more fakes. I can't get past it. Pittsburgh people 1.00

00:27:10.100 are in their own world. Yeah, they are. Yeah. Oh yeah. You're going down to the Steelers game.

00:27:17.000 All right. So crazy accent, uh, but fake support for Kamala. And then our next,

00:27:21.860 next clip, she's getting more fake support from fake farmers as well.

00:27:26.140 Harris and Tim walls have been accused of deliberate misinformation. They've released

00:27:31.700 a political ad that claims to depict two former Trump voters who live in Pennsylvania and who have

00:27:38.760 switched to team Kamala after the horrors of January 6th. But this pair of farmers shown in the ad

00:27:46.400 appear to, in fact, to be two actors, Robert Lang and Christina Chadwick. And they have an extensive

00:27:52.800 history of kosher of donating to the Democrats and leftist causes dating back to at least 2016.

00:28:00.480 Hmm. And we've got to get that from Australia, from Sky News.

00:28:04.060 Yeah. Fake farmers. Hey, we've got farmers. We've got Tim Walz. He appeals to the normal guys.

00:28:10.800 We've got the farmers. Everything's just faking on stilts. Yeah. And the tide's coming in. And if

00:28:15.980 you put, if you press it a little, it's like a wobbly ladder on one leg and you press it a little

00:28:20.420 and it's like, oh, that whole thing crumbled. It was all fake and gay. Yeah. Pete Buttigieg is prepping 1.00

00:28:24.940 Tim Walz. Okay. Great. And then Pete Buttigieg is prepping Tim Walz, but he's also the director of

00:28:31.240 transportation. Yeah. And there's like multiple incidents going on that need like transportation input.

00:28:37.400 Yeah. Highways are absolutely closed in everywhere from East Georgia, Tennessee, North Carolina.

00:28:42.920 And he's getting grabby with Tim Walz under the table. Who knows what he's doing in that debate?

00:28:46.920 Prep. Prep. Prep. You know what prep is. First part of the debate prep is take your prep. Take your

00:28:52.160 prep. And then get to, you know what? All right. An interesting point was made. You know,

00:28:56.860 the show Veep. Yeah. With Julie Louis-Dreyfus or whatever. Elaine from Seinfeld. Elaine from Seinfeld.

00:29:01.960 Elaine's what you always be. People are saying, like, I've noticed, I've been like, okay, that

00:29:08.000 seems like a Kamala type character. Yes. And then someone came out in the news, The Hill reported,

00:29:13.220 Veep actor Julie Louis-Dreyfus said her character on the hit HBO show was not Kamala Harris type

00:29:18.580 and instead compared the fictional vice president to former president Trump. And you go, huh? Are you

00:29:24.680 just telling me a lie to my face? Yeah. I've seen the show a little bit. I haven't watched the show,

00:29:29.960 but I know it's kind of like airheaded. The whole point is like, nobody really knows what's going on.

00:29:34.080 It's supposed to like make it. It's like the office for politics. Exactly. And they're kind

00:29:38.560 of guessing, they're figuring it out as they go. And then someone quote tweeted that who obviously

00:29:43.080 had watched the show more and said her character was a female U.S. Senator who became a powerless and

00:29:49.760 dislike VP until the unpopular incumbent had to quit. And she became president before losing in a very

00:29:58.000 close election against an overweight Republican who likes border walls and lost the first debate.

00:30:04.820 So, huh. You can't just make it up and say, hey, it's not about Kamala. It's not the same thing.

00:30:09.940 It's not a Kamala thing. It totally is. Oh, it's about Trump. Yeah. It's like the four things in that are

00:30:15.500 perfect matches. Another interesting point by Mark Normand. He said, Trump is super funny, but weirdly,

00:30:22.220 never laughs. Kamala never says anything funny, but laughs constantly. Lesson in there. Makes you 0.99

00:30:28.660 think about it. That's a great observation. That's a very smart tweet. All right, let's get into some of

00:30:33.720 the violent rhetoric we've seen lately, even though Trump had the second assassination attempt. That

00:30:38.860 guy pled not guilty, by the way. Oh, great. Even though he wrote that manifesto letter and offered

00:30:43.860 150K. Is he not guilty? Pleading not guilty just because. So, you think maybe things would cool

00:30:50.380 down, but obviously they're not going to. Here we have this lady saying, let's extinguish him. 1.00

00:30:56.000 Says, is the opposite. It's just another lie. Like, how did we get here? Let's extinguish him

00:31:02.080 for good. We have an answer. We have a remarkably talented candidate. Yeah, let's extinguish him for good 0.94

00:31:08.160 on TV. No issue. No big deal. And then Whoopi and Joe Biden had a little violent rhetoric as well

00:31:14.200 on The View. Then he just wouldn't go. He was like a bug. He just kept being there. He was like a bug

00:31:21.520 right there. So, you felt. All the cackling women just go crazy. Yeah. The idea of swatting a Trump bug, 1.00

00:31:33.640 right? Yeah. So, they like that. And then we actually have a couple tweets here about the

00:31:39.360 new Trump threats. There was this threat from Iran. And then Darren Beattie had a good tweet that kind

00:31:45.380 of countered that. It's more likely that the intelligence officials telling Trump Iran is

00:31:50.260 behind assassination attempts are actually the ones behind the assassination attempts than Iran being

00:31:56.280 behind the assassination attempts. Yeah. That's how I feel as well. And Trump obviously gets briefings and

00:32:01.580 he gets information. And how do we know that's clean? You know? Exactly. And then we have reports of

00:32:09.740 nine surface-to-air missiles that have entered the U.S. through a New Mexico border with the intent to

00:32:15.040 target President Trump's airplane. Yeah. And Trump's airplane doesn't have the defense against that where

00:32:20.380 they shoot the flares off to get the missile off you. Yep. Air Force One does. Trump's plane does not.

00:32:26.280 So, that's a new thing. And then there's another thing about Trump's inability to rally because

00:32:33.300 they're not giving him the security they need. The Secret Service woes continue. Former President

00:32:38.000 Trump's campaign scrapped plans for an upcoming outdoor rally in Wisconsin after the Secret Service

00:32:43.400 said it did not have the personnel needed to secure the site. So, Harris's administration, you know,

00:32:48.780 they're in charge of the Secret Service, Biden-Harris. So, Harris's administration is telling

00:32:52.860 Harris's opponent that he can't hold swing state rallies because Harris's administration won't

00:32:57.580 commit the security assets necessary to allow it to happen. So, yeah. Crazy. Which is interesting.

00:33:03.120 Well, that takes us out of our politics section of housekeeping. Okay. We're going to move on to-

00:33:09.060 I see we're leaving some on the table there. That'll be in bonus land. Yeah. We have a lot of

00:33:12.240 good stuff for bonus land. In bonus land, we're going to compare Democrat kids versus Republican

00:33:18.300 kids. CNN had an interview with both sides and how they break down. It was pretty normal and obvious

00:33:24.580 to us. Yeah. But if you're a Democrat, it might be surprising. You might be shocked. All right. Let's

00:33:30.460 get into our migrant section. This one's a little rough one today, as it always is. Obviously, the 1.00

00:33:36.160 country needs help more than ever. We have all these disasters. We have so many people that need relief

00:33:41.020 in funds and emergency evacuation, stuff like that. And let's talk about the migrant welfare

00:33:48.020 programs that have been established by Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. A migrant family of four in New

00:33:54.340 York could get over 20 grand a month in freebies. 500 a night at a hotel, 130 a day for food, and having

00:34:01.000 two kids in public school costs us five grand a month. We didn't even tack on Mayor Adams' $1,000

00:34:06.580 cash gift cards, the free health care at the ER, or the free phones and free lawyers, or the $400,000

00:34:13.820 in free college tuition per dreamer. Meanwhile, taxpayers with jobs in New York pay thousands to

00:34:22.020 live in a closet. Yeah. Yep. So, you know, they do all the cash, obviously, but it's like services,

00:34:28.540 people, and then stuff that gets paid for by the government. So it's all taxpayer as well.

00:34:34.060 All taxpayer. And then, you know, what do our cities look like when these third worlders come 1.00

00:34:39.660 here? We have this clip of someone filming like in the middle of the night outside their apartment

00:34:43.460 complex in Denver. He said that they're up all night. They're playing music. There's kids around

00:34:49.920 that aren't going to school or going to sleep at a normal hour. They fight. They do crimes.

00:34:56.080 They just hang out in the parking lot. Yeah. And here's this one. This is at 414 in the morning

00:35:00.540 at the Ivy Crossing apartments. They're listening to techno music, drinking beer. The kids are out

00:35:06.060 there. Nobody has anywhere to go. There's no work. There's, it's like you're on vacation in the U.S.

00:35:11.940 and it's a squalor vacation. But when you're used to squalor. This is nice squalor. That's great

00:35:17.280 squalor. Yeah. This is protected squalor. No, no real gang members to come and demand taxation or

00:35:23.580 protection money from you. Right. And if you need anything, you just strong arm somebody.

00:35:27.280 Hey, strong arm, an old lady. The lady's got a purse right there. She's old. And then, you know, 1.00

00:35:33.440 this is weird that we see this because we were told by Kamala years ago that the border is secure.

00:35:39.020 And then we see stuff like this that makes you wonder. We actually have a side by side of Kamala

00:35:43.340 in a span of two years. Would you call the border secure?

00:35:47.480 The border is secure. You're confident this border is secure.

00:35:50.140 We have a secure border. As your president, I will secure our border.

00:35:59.740 Hmm. Fascinating. That's weird. So the border isn't secure. She kind of says that with her most

00:36:06.060 recent speech. And I'm kind of wondering, how did we lose our border security? Because Trump left it

00:36:11.960 in pretty good shape. Well, if you remember, here we have Kamala's administration sending a forklift to

00:36:16.980 raise the barbed wire so everyone can come in. Remember that? 0.88

00:36:20.600 Yeah. And that barbed wire was put in place by Texas, the state of Texas. I think Arizona did

00:36:25.240 something similar to the Harris Biden admin sued Texas when they had those buoys that had razor

00:36:31.780 wire on them that were in the Rio Grande. And so secure in Kamala's mind is a very subjective thing.

00:36:38.480 It's like, yeah, it's it's there's a border. Anybody who comes and says, I'm a refugee, though,

00:36:44.460 they get in. But that's secure to her. Right. Yeah. It's very strange how that works. And to

00:36:50.420 talk about border security, but then you send a forklift to raise the barbed wire fence. So you're

00:36:55.420 not about border security. And then also the horde in. This isn't like, oh, yeah, come on in. This

00:37:00.360 woman has a child. Let her through. Have some heart. It's the horde. You know? Yeah. It's anyone. 0.82

00:37:05.960 And then they also created an app to expedite people coming in who would have otherwise been

00:37:11.300 illegal through Kamala's phone app for migrants. She has allowed virtually an unlimited number of 0.98

00:37:16.520 illegals to press a button, schedule their illegal immigration appointment at our ports of entry and

00:37:20.960 show up to be released in our country. And that is what a lot of the people from Haiti did. A lot of 0.61

00:37:25.700 them are from the app. Yeah. And so that's like, oh, I'm a refugee. I just need to click a few buttons

00:37:30.500 and got the app. Yeah. And we'll fly you in. Right. And then they're also getting benefits beyond that,

00:37:36.180 that when it comes to buying a house. Can you read this tweet? Sorry to make you read so much today,

00:37:39.220 Richard. It's all right. I'm good at it. I was wondering how an illegal Haitian was able to 1.00

00:37:43.180 purchase a $600,000 home across the street from me. And then I researched illegals are allowed to 0.95

00:37:49.000 purchase homes in the US with ITIN mortgages. And that's individual tax ID number mortgages. So it's

00:37:55.640 people without a social security card getting a mortgage. My 25 and 21 year old daughters were 1.00

00:38:00.720 turned down for a mortgage with 20% down, two full-time jobs and a thriving business because the length of

00:38:06.660 their credit history isn't long enough. Wow. So yeah. Prioritizing these people.

00:38:12.500 But they're not driving, they don't drive housing costs at all. You know, 20 million new people here

00:38:17.240 coming in on an app, they don't, they don't drive anything up. Right. Yeah, exactly. And then Kamala

00:38:22.900 is obviously planning on giving all these people who are here temporarily permanent ways of becoming 0.97

00:38:28.580 American citizens. Here she is talking about the pathway to citizenship.

00:38:31.200 And as president, I will work with Congress to create, at long last, a pathway to citizenship

00:38:38.800 for hardworking immigrants who have been here for years. For years.

00:38:45.840 Oh, wow. They've been here for years. They just jumped the border and they never really talked

00:38:49.920 to anybody and kind of whoever was in that administration did something illegal or didn't

00:38:54.780 catch them. But they've been here for years. What a man.

00:38:58.520 They're as American as you and me, right? Yeah. You're going to subsidize them with all

00:39:02.540 your money. And then over the years, Kamala talking about the border. In 2021, she tweeted

00:39:06.900 about the border once. Zero tweets in 2022 and 2023. And now that she's running and there's

00:39:12.520 an election coming up, you can see in 2024 how the border tweets start turning up.

00:39:17.620 Well, 2024, she only had seven for the first nine months. And then when she realized she could

00:39:22.120 probably lose the election if she does, that voters actually care about the border and they 1.00

00:39:26.660 don't want unlimited third worlders here. Then she started tweeting up a storm. So 1.00

00:39:30.600 yeah, you can't trust someone like that. Obviously it's been Trump's entire life mission to close

00:39:35.580 the border. Yeah, exactly. And, uh, you know, her, she thinks a couple of tweets now will be

00:39:40.740 like, Oh, that's fine. Yeah. There's joy in the campaign, right?

00:39:44.100 Yeah, exactly. But Hey, the illegals that are here, they do bring some cultural value.

00:39:50.100 Yeah. I saw this picture online. Someone made a dinosaur shaped empanadas.

00:39:55.260 Let in 20 more million. How much do they need? A couple hundred thousand dollars from us?

00:39:59.860 A month? We don't need money. Come on. We're not trying to build our own future. Let's give

00:40:04.040 it to them. Pay us in tamales and empanadas guys. And then someone, uh, actually had this stance.

00:40:09.820 Um, cause everyone's talking about how the Haitians are eating cats and dogs. Yeah. Um,

00:40:13.680 and then they tweeted, this is what Haitian immigrants actually eat delicious food in an immigrant

00:40:18.040 community that is happy to work hard and contribute good stuff all around. If you look closely at that

00:40:22.920 food, it looks like shit. That rice looks like gray worms. Yeah. That salad looks like a cheap 1.00

00:40:29.960 salad. You get at a shitty pizza place for free or like a flight. You get that on a United flight 0.95

00:40:35.080 on a Lulu and it's comes hot in a metal tray. Yeah. The lasagna below it heats it up. Yeah. So no one

00:40:42.160 wants that. And then they have chicken on the right and there's just raw onions and peppers on top.

00:40:46.820 Yeah. Minimal seasoning. I don't want that shit. And then a Haitian cuisine. You wash it all down 0.97

00:40:51.560 with Coca-Cola and Pepsi. Yeah. Hey, we've got to bring them here. They eat the shit. Yeah. They

00:40:56.760 eat the schlop pile. So they're good. And I'm sure they have a health standard and they wash their

00:41:01.140 hands. Yeah. Which they probably don't. Um, I, there was a couple of things that I wanted to mention

00:41:06.020 from this whole thing. The idea of selling out your country, giving your country away, not having

00:41:11.780 borders, not having standards and allowing like bad people to just take it from you. Uh, can you read

00:41:18.220 that first one? Hey, remember how God hated Esau because he handed over his entire birthright because

00:41:23.500 he wanted some food. I used to think this was very weird behavior, but watching euros and Westerners in 1.00

00:41:28.980 general justify replacement immigration with, at least the food is yummy kind of clicks. Yep. And

00:41:34.820 then there's a, so it was a little biblical, a little biblical, very biblical. We're going to get

00:41:38.500 a little more biblical here with Deuteronomy. Can you read that? Foreigners who live in your land 1.00

00:41:43.060 will gain more and more power while you gradually lose yours. They will have money to lend you, but you

00:41:49.180 will have none to lend them. In the end, they will be your rulers. That rings true. Yeah.

00:41:55.340 Unfortunately. We're in, we're in the first quarter of that one. Yeah, exactly. We're in biblical times.

00:42:01.420 And, uh, the people who are coming here are also literally murderers. Trump used to say that.

00:42:06.580 Remember they're emptying their prisons and everyone got mad. Listen to this most recent Fox report.

00:42:10.740 Director of immigration and customs enforcement confirms that more than 13,000 illegal immigrants

00:42:17.040 convicted of murder have been caught at the border and then released into the United States.

00:42:25.340 Thanks. That's under Joe Biden and Kamala Harris. And she's just tweeting about it now. 13,000

00:42:31.640 murderers. We have a couple, there's like a whole table here. This was a letter from the director of

00:42:36.240 ICE to, uh, Tony Gonzalez, who is a, uh, Congressman or Senator. I'm actually not sure. But the point is

00:42:44.880 they asked for this information, right? And it's like arson, uh, 792 assault, 62,000, uh, sexual offenses,

00:42:54.820 dangerous drugs, 56,000. You know, there's just a list and list that goes on and on. Sex offenses,

00:43:02.740 uh, almost 10,000 larceny, 18,000 homicide. Obviously we just said, uh, 13,000, but like,

00:43:09.880 these are just true criminals coming over the border and then they get released with like some

00:43:14.740 court date later. And, and we've covered the court dates there in 2028 or something.

00:43:19.100 So you're getting all these murderers and violent criminals here and you let them go.

00:43:22.540 Yeah. Thanks guys. And then like Lake and Riley and, uh, American citizens who have been actually

00:43:27.500 killed. It's like, Oh wow. These people, this should never happen. And it's like, no, they're

00:43:32.260 literally letting murderers out. Yeah. Um, and then another thing about this was the timeframe.

00:43:38.040 They requested this information in like March. And then the letter starts with like, Oh dear,

00:43:44.320 uh, Tony, the honorable Tony Gonzalez, uh, apologies for the delay.

00:43:49.820 So it took him six months to get this information to them. And then he goes, sorry for the delay.

00:43:53.820 Sorry for the delay, but there are 13,000 murderers that we let loose into this country. I hope that's

00:43:58.720 okay. I'm the director of vice. I didn't, I didn't get to your, I was out of office.

00:44:03.200 Yeah. I was on fake. I was with Joe Biden on the beach, right? Yeah. And then Trump says, um,

00:44:09.060 that they're going to do serial numbers. Trump says he'll identify migrants by serial numbers

00:44:13.820 and then deport them. Yeah. I like that. Me too. I like giving a number and you get them out. 0.65

00:44:18.380 Orderliness to this. We got to get them out. Right guys. Yeah, exactly. All right. Let's get into

00:44:23.660 our last piece of the migrant section. Uh, there was a Haitian official who gave a speech

00:44:29.580 and we'll just, we'll just watch it.

00:44:37.500 He's drinking out of the picture. That's what Tim Walz is going to do at the debate. He's going

00:44:42.560 to be nervous. He's going to pull something up to his hand and be like shaking. They're eating

00:44:46.220 the cats. They're eating the dogs. They're drinking out of the picture. Yeah. And then, uh, there was

00:44:51.220 a new, uh, new stat that came out. 4% of the entire population of Haiti has entered the USA

00:44:57.600 through irregular means during this administration. 4% of the whole shitty country. 0.99

00:45:02.100 And half of these Haitians were flown in on the Kamala express, which is, that's like the app. 0.98

00:45:06.820 That's where you, uh, you sign up and you say, Hey, can I get a flight? Can I catch a ride?

00:45:11.800 Bad stuff. Yeah. Well, we're moving on to the last page of housekeeping. Like we said,

00:45:15.680 it's going to be a slightly longer show today. Okay. And that's okay. Another 15 minutes. I'm not

00:45:20.400 going to give up my page of housekeeping. Um, no one would expect you to make sure you use this

00:45:25.540 opportunity to help us to juice the algo. Leave a like, leave a comment, leave a comment

00:45:29.720 again, start yapping, tickle the algo, juice the algo. Tell us what you think Pete Buttigieg

00:45:34.000 and Tim Waltz practiced. Yeah. Yeah. Tim Waltz is going to need to see the back of the throat

00:45:38.960 doctor. Is that like what an ear, nose and throat doctor, but it's just specializing back

00:45:44.920 of the throat. Yeah. Back of the throat doctor. Okay. Tim Waltz. All right. All right.

00:45:48.700 Let's go to Sandusky. Tim Sandusky. White P. Diddy is what they heard. That's what you

00:45:54.480 said before the show started and nobody else said, but it rings true. White P. Diddy. 0.86

00:45:59.120 White P. Diddy. Um, all right. Speaking of P. Diddy. Okay. First things first. Um, there's

00:46:05.860 a Ellen tweet from a while ago. Uh huh. Can you read what the Ellen tweet says? Happy birthday,

00:46:10.960 P. Diddy, Puff Daddy, Sean Combs, or as I call him, cuddle McSnuggle stuff. You don't need to

00:46:16.320 know why. That's weird. That's fucking bad, Ellen. That doesn't sound good. And you're

00:46:21.180 a lesbian too. She's a lesbian, so she's probably into some weird shit. But she drinks the blood. 1.00

00:46:25.580 Oh yeah. She drinks the blood. She's in on that. And she's a CIA person. Of course she's 0.98

00:46:29.440 in on it. The whole thing, they run everyone through her when they need coverage. Um, allegedly 0.80

00:46:34.860 throw it allegedly. Allegedly. Um, okay. P. Diddy. Yeah. I don't know who that Somali guy 1.00

00:46:42.320 on the left is. There's that Somali guy on the left. That's not P. Diddy. That's not 0.50

00:46:48.080 P. Diddy. They body swapped him. That's like Albul Arl Akrami or something like that.

00:46:53.000 And they go, we're going to do the trial and we're going to give you a hundred thousand

00:46:55.220 dollars. And all you got to do, and it depends on you to speak English. And he never takes

00:46:58.480 the stand. And then he never makes like a statement at the end during sentencing. And

00:47:02.560 it's just a Somali guy who goes to jail and he gets to the cell and it's like some other

00:47:06.500 buddy. And he's like, whoa, P. Diddy. I never thought I'd be sellies with you. And

00:47:10.000 he goes, what? And that's weird. He's not even speaking English. And then someone in

00:47:14.320 the middle of the night comes and stabs him and he's dead. And then they send P. Diddy

00:47:18.360 to the island where Elvis went. Exactly. But hey, that Somali guy, that's not P. Diddy. 0.98

00:47:22.980 All right. We got to go fast. We got to go fast with running out of time. Uh, the hurricane

00:47:27.320 and when you mirror it. All right. Doesn't look good. We can skip this one. Doesn't look,

00:47:31.400 it looks satanic. It looks like Jigsaw from Saw. Doesn't it look like satanic? Yeah.

00:47:35.860 Um, also I think more hurricanes are coming because they're going to turn the hurricane

00:47:40.520 machine on and try and blast, uh, Florida with it as much as they can before the election.

00:47:45.020 Okay. So make sure you guys are, uh, preparing because they're going to send as many hurricanes

00:47:50.080 our way as they can. Okay. Um, let's go to this next tweet by mass casualty event. Uh,

00:47:57.360 U S lawmakers are preparing for a potential mass mass casualty event by proposing a constitutional

00:48:03.140 amendment aimed at swiftly replacing members and altering lines of succession during a national

00:48:07.940 crisis. This amendment seeks to maintain continuous representation for constituents while deterring

00:48:13.720 violent attempts to influence the balance of power in the white house. Doesn't sound good from the

00:48:19.920 shadow of Ezra account. I don't know. Well, we don't know, but there's an eye out for that.

00:48:24.220 It doesn't sound good. Deep state will do anything to stay in power. We all know that. And I'm not

00:48:27.660 familiar with the account, but that, that rings a little schizo to me. So that's why it's in this 1.00

00:48:31.960 section of housekeeping. I just want to hedge everyone. I'm allowed to say whatever I want.

00:48:34.920 Yes. Bruce Springsteen, uh, Bruce Springsteen. Uh, somebody goes, I literally thought this was

00:48:39.960 Megan Rapinoe. He's looking like a lesbian. He looks like a lesbian. Happy birthday. He's 75 0.99

00:48:45.480 years old and he's got, I don't want to make fun of Bruce Springsteen. He's trying hard, right?

00:48:49.720 Isn't he 75? It looks a little bad. He's like the worst horrible Democrat. He sold out. I know

00:48:53.880 he's an Obama guy, but like, I'm not going to just make fun of his appearance, but make fun of him

00:48:57.660 when he says Obama's the best or something, but this is just like, but he's doing weird plastic surgery.

00:49:01.760 Those are chest implants. He shaved all his chest hair. He has a lesbian haircut and the skinny 0.99

00:49:06.100 neck. Now he got it all pulled tight. He's doing too much. He looks like a lesbian. You made a good 1.00

00:49:10.740 case. Does he look like a lesbian? Yeah, for sure. But I'm, I like to think I'm above just appearance 0.90

00:49:16.980 attacks, you know, he didn't naturally become a lesbian. This is just him in his old age. He's doing 0.98

00:49:22.660 thousands and thousands of dollars worth of work. And now they made him look like a lesbian. Okay. 0.98

00:49:27.640 It's not like, Hey, I'm old and my body's falling apart. I would never make fun of that. Oh,

00:49:31.900 my hair is falling out. Yeah. He's paying to look like that. And he botched it. Okay. All right.

00:49:36.460 Next. A lot of you guys know Joe Rogan. Yeah. He played us on his show. Yeah. Do we want to play

00:49:41.920 it or no? I don't know. We're not going to play it because you're probably going to get us copyright

00:49:45.320 striked, but we can like kind of scroll through it with some screenshots. Yeah. Him and Sean Ryan were

00:49:50.580 there. They're talking about the thing we talked about, about the attendees at the Kamala rally. Very cool.

00:49:54.660 Rap Boy was all over it. Yeah. I was reading. He caught me reading and he goes, Oh, I don't

00:49:59.420 know what podcast this is right before. It's like, you could admit it, Joe. We know you're

00:50:03.300 tuning in. I don't know what podcast this is. Well, he said, I don't know what podcast this

00:50:07.560 is from, but just play it. So technically just play it was said by Joe Rogan about this podcast.

00:50:15.100 Pretty good. Hey, what do you do about the podcast? Oh, just play it. Just play it. Joe Rogan. And

00:50:19.820 we made it into a gay quote thing where he's like looking hard. Just play it. I don't even care. 1.00

00:50:24.660 Yeah. It was nice though. It's nice. It's nice, but you know, yeah, it's nice. It's like a,

00:50:30.280 what's an accolade. We had 200 episodes. That was a milestone getting featured on the number one

00:50:36.360 podcast in the world is a milestone. Yeah, for sure. It's a nice thing that happens when we work

00:50:42.140 hard on the show and we get rewarded in some way. Yep. A hundred thousand views on the YouTube.

00:50:47.000 Sometimes it's good, you know? Yeah. Okay. Let's get into this last part,

00:50:51.260 the golden age tweet. Can you read this? Uh, collectively we are in the midst of a massive

00:50:56.140 healing response that will be followed by a golden age in humanity? Question mark. Or collectively,

00:51:01.900 are we on a downward spiral that will lead to a dark age for humanity? Which is it? Is it both?

00:51:07.880 Does it largely depend on the thoughts, feelings, beliefs, and actions of you, your family,

00:51:12.000 and your community? I think so. I think we're that strong in our ability to co-create,

00:51:17.040 but overall, where do you think humanity is headed? That's a good question. And that's a

00:51:20.960 good point. I think there's a fight right now. Yeah. There's two obvious opposing forces where,

00:51:25.700 uh, one is for nothing. And then one has like honor, family, truth. Exactly. Exactly. It's the

00:51:31.940 negative low vibration people that live in fear. They're going to go spiral down with the toxic

00:51:37.160 culture ship that's sinking. And then the good positive people like us and the show watchers,

00:51:42.140 um, we need to attract the people who are in between. Uh, and we do this by not being black 1.00

00:51:47.540 pilled and living in the new paradigm that we want to usher in. So it's like, there's like a,

00:51:51.840 there's two worlds, right? There's a negative bad and a uplifting good. There's cringe and there's

00:51:57.420 uplifting gold. And then the bad people are going to go like this and sink while the good people rise

00:52:02.560 up. And the way you rise up is by living in the way you want to live in the future now. And then

00:52:07.860 that'll attract more people and that'll actually usher it in. So the other one will fall. The good

00:52:12.400 people living good will be good. God, family, health, freedom, independence. Okay. That's it.

00:52:18.520 That's all I got to do. All right. We're out of housekeeping. We'll be on a cringe of the week.

00:52:24.560 All right. Our first clip of cringe of the week, Brittany Griner. Yeah. Former, uh,

00:52:29.140 Russian and inmate prisoner of, I guess not war, just hostage. She did something illegal. Yeah. 0.97

00:52:35.480 She brought weed into weed pen into Russia. That was smart. Real brainiac. This one. Um,

00:52:40.600 we gave up the fucking, uh, legion of death. We gave up the, what's his name? Mercenary of death. 0.99

00:52:47.840 Yeah. Mercenary of doom. I miss him. That guy. I miss him. I wish we still had him in our custody.

00:52:52.760 He had a mustache. That guy was cool. Yeah. He got shit. Merchant of death. Merchant of death.

00:52:56.900 Merchant of death. Can't believe we forgot. Yeah. And so long it's been, um, Brittany Griner's

00:53:01.920 claiming that Caitlin Clark's fans are being racist and yelling racial slurs at WNBA games.

00:53:07.280 Let's check this out.

00:53:07.980 I see the game has grown and people have, there's new fans, but how do you,

00:53:13.860 do you appreciate the new fans without all the noise that's coming?

00:53:17.260 I don't appreciate the new fans that sit there and yell racial slurs at myself, my teammates,

00:53:25.000 and my, uh, and the people that I play against because.

00:53:28.560 Yeah. So she's claiming that she, um, that people are yelling racial slurs as if.

00:53:35.860 At her, her teammates and other people. So like there's multiple instances of racial slurs,

00:53:40.820 according to Brittany.

00:53:41.520 You should have a lot of evidence. Then there's a million cameras, a million microphones,

00:53:45.060 a million people filming. I think if a racial slur was yelled at a black player at a WNBA game,

00:53:50.620 everyone would go, what did you just say? This guy right here, get him out. This guy filming,

00:53:55.120 oh, this guy said this. It would be record scratch, teenage drama, music stops. Everybody

00:54:00.180 looks directly at the person who said the racial slur and she's just firing from the hip. Like

00:54:04.600 they're calling us racial slurs. Show me one.

00:54:07.440 Show us one.

00:54:08.320 One. She said plural, right? She named multiple people who had been the victim of this.

00:54:13.300 Please show me one. And it's like just some old guy who's like not even a fan. He just goes

00:54:17.740 there to mumble under his breath. Yeah. And then, so it's so fake. She, they hate Caitlin

00:54:27.120 Clark attention. So they have to get back to like, well, I'm a victim somehow. The president

00:54:32.240 of the United States freed you from a Russian prison, Brittany. And now you have to pretend

00:54:37.900 that there's people yelling racial slurs. And then there's a more context to this. Can you read

00:54:42.720 from the article? Well, these are actually unrelated. I don't think they're playing the

00:54:46.600 Indiana fever, but this is in the same vein for the WNBA. They don't know how to act now 1.00

00:54:52.120 that they have Caitlin Clark and fans and more attention. And they're kind of under a microscope.

00:54:56.660 So this is from a writer who is writing about her experience going to an Indiana fever game,

00:55:02.360 which is Caitlin Clark's team. Every time the fever scored, the crowd would erupt, but it didn't

00:55:09.120 feel like fans were rooting for their team. It felt like a threat. There was an ominous feeling

00:55:15.440 in the building. An ominous feeling. And we actually have a picture of some of the ominous

00:55:21.560 chanters. Yeah. I think these are the four horsemen of death for the Indiana fever. Here

00:55:26.340 they are. Here they are. These four kids with the Caitlin Clark jerseys. So that's who's doing

00:55:30.860 the ominous feeling. And it's such a foreign feeling for WNBA journalists, players. It's so

00:55:40.920 foreign to hear people cheering that they mistake them for threats and ominous. That's where we're

00:55:46.180 at in the WNBA, right? I think it's to the point where if you cheer against a person of color, 0.83

00:55:50.960 it's racism. That's where we're trending. Forget the rivalry game. Forget how close it is. Forget

00:55:56.800 the three-pointer you just made. If you're cheering against a person of color, it's because you hate 1.00

00:56:01.400 black people. And that's kind of the subtext of the whole thing of all the players hating Caitlin 0.99

00:56:07.800 is they're like, why is this bitch the big fan favorite? There should have been some black 1.00

00:56:14.620 fan favorite who changed the game previously. And it's that one girl from LSU who just has a bad 1.00

00:56:20.060 attitude. Angel Reese, yeah. No one wants to cheer for her. And so everybody thinks someone else 0.98

00:56:25.340 should have been the star before Caitlin. And that's a lot of the jealousy and kind of rage,

00:56:29.900 in my opinion, right? Someone else should have been the star. And then how do you pick? Well,

00:56:33.820 99% of it's based on race, right? Yeah. 1% is being on the team. Exactly. All right. Moving on to our

00:56:39.760 next clip. This is basically a cringe sports section that we mentioned in the intro. This guy goes around

00:56:45.780 at college football games wearing the rivalry jersey of the team they're playing. And look at the

00:56:51.460 reaction. And he chirps him too. He talks a little shit. He's like, he's doing this for

00:56:55.820 the reaction. Keep walking, pal. Keep walking. Keep walking. Calm down, little bro. What'd you

00:57:04.540 say? Say it with your chest. Don't touch me. You. Excuse me. Do you guys actually think you're

00:57:10.680 going to win today? Excuse me. Who the fuck asked, buddy? I don't care about winning. I care

00:57:14.480 about winning your... Yeah, keep sucking your finger. Let me take some real shit, bro. I'm from 1.00

00:57:17.580 Miami. Is he trying to kiss me? Watch your... Are you trying to kiss me? Are you trying to kiss me?

00:57:21.440 Hey, fuck your mouth. Oh, shit. What's going on? Hey, fuck you. Fuck this guy. Fuck this guy. Fuck you. 1.00

00:57:26.060 I'll beat your... You get the point. It goes on like that for a couple more minutes. Lots of energy from 1.00

00:57:30.500 our young men. Yeah. This is like the reaction you should have if someone came up to you and said,

00:57:36.140 I just gave 100 billion tax dollars to Ukraine. Hey, me and my buddies just dropped 20,000 Haitians in 1.00

00:57:42.220 Springfield, Ohio. What are you going to do about it? Get the fucking guy. Let's beat

00:57:45.800 his ass. You get in his face. We just told your seven-year-old boy that he's a girl. We're 1.00

00:57:50.980 transing your kids. This is for like the unranked Florida versus Miami game. Some random year.

00:57:56.820 Yeah. Isn't that crazy? These kids get mad about how like a teenager throws a football. And

00:58:01.640 I... A 17-year-old. That Alabama wide receiver, he's 17. And look, I get it, but we're just making

00:58:08.460 the point. Like imagine if they were angry at some of the more correct things. Like the taxes are

00:58:15.600 going up and we're just printing money and we've had a deficit every year. You know, all these things

00:58:21.040 that you could legitimately be angry about and all your rage is channeled to the Florida gators.

00:58:26.420 You know? Yeah. It's kind of sad. Exactly. And this is why the bad guys do what they do. They have so

00:58:31.400 many people that are asleep and then the people that are awake are the bad guys. You know, like that's how

00:58:36.220 they engineer it. And they also engineer it in a way where all the young people can't think and 0.99

00:58:40.060 are retarded and aren't able to do everyday household math, geography, basic human knowledge. 0.98

00:58:48.500 They don't have. This other guy did a clip where he was asking people to do easy math and look at 0.99

00:58:53.660 the answers. College students can't do basic math. 85 plus 25. 85 plus 20. 115 plus 7. 122.

00:59:05.340 There you go. Okay. I don't know where you got the 7 from, but yeah, you're right. Yeah. What's 85 plus 25? 0.78

00:59:15.820 105? Yes. Wow. Hold up. 85 plus 25.

00:59:27.680 We'll say 97. What is 85 plus 25? Oh my gosh.

00:59:32.220 I don't know. 85 plus 25? Yeah.

00:59:36.560 25. 5, 10.

00:59:39.560 8, 4, 5, 6.

00:59:42.000 60? 60. Good job. Thank you.

00:59:44.960 These people have backpacks on.

00:59:47.440 They have a backpack with like notebooks in it and a pen.

00:59:52.460 They go to class and they write stuff down and you don't even know 85 plus 25.

00:59:58.260 The last girl said a number less than either of the numbers.

01:00:01.880 She confused plus with minus, I guess.

01:00:04.580 Crazy.

01:00:05.280 And then the one person, you're adding 85 plus 25.

01:00:09.240 So the second number is 5 and 5.

01:00:11.100 So it would either have to end in 0 or 5.

01:00:13.700 Everybody knows that.

01:00:15.080 7.

01:00:16.520 It's like you don't even know that you don't know.

01:00:19.700 What do they do all day?

01:00:21.040 They just get talked in words and they never think about numbers.

01:00:23.700 And it's just all about like sociology or some weird like gender studies.

01:00:28.160 Yeah.

01:00:28.180 They learn about how the slavery built the whole country.

01:00:32.740 Yeah.

01:00:33.180 Colonialism.

01:00:33.740 They learn about colonialism.

01:00:34.540 It's like, well, even though it was like cotton picking. 0.99

01:00:37.680 The country wasn't based on that.

01:00:40.480 Bad.

01:00:41.380 People can't even think.

01:00:42.620 They have a backpack.

01:00:43.980 They pay $60,000 a year to go to college.

01:00:47.240 And then you can't even add regular.

01:00:50.020 85 plus 25.

01:00:51.100 Okay.

01:00:51.900 85 plus 5 is 90.

01:00:53.700 20 plus 90 is 110.

01:00:55.260 They should have to go back to school like Billy Madison and do first grade all the way up.

01:00:59.900 And then someone else had like, this is a 4chan post.

01:01:02.580 So who knows if it's real, but it rings true.

01:01:04.700 Just got a job.

01:01:05.800 20-year-old autist working drive-thru at McDonald's.

01:01:09.200 I'll have two chicken sandwiches, one with no tomato.

01:01:12.140 Okay.

01:01:12.480 Which one do you want no tomato on?

01:01:14.680 Some brief silence and a muffled sound.

01:01:16.360 And either one, man, messed up their change, too.

01:01:20.100 These people can't think.

01:01:21.460 Yeah. 1.00

01:01:22.200 Some people are retarded. 0.99

01:01:23.800 All right. 1.00

01:01:24.120 Back to our sports cringe section.

01:01:27.600 This was posted.

01:01:28.560 This was from last week's game.

01:01:29.700 Yeah.

01:01:30.200 This lady had a sign with her husband at the game. 0.72

01:01:32.920 Josh, I just got married, but I'd leave my husband for you.

01:01:36.700 P.S.

01:01:37.180 He's right here.

01:01:38.580 Yeah.

01:01:39.360 Thanks.

01:01:39.700 So this middle-aged woman. 1.00

01:01:41.540 The middle-aged, not attractive woman is trying to embarrass her husband in front of 1.00

01:01:46.280 everyone on national TV, which he did, to get Josh Allen, who dates like movie stars.

01:01:51.500 Yeah.

01:01:52.160 He's dating like a movie star.

01:01:54.300 It's not even a good bit.

01:01:55.620 It's just like you're just humiliating your husband in front of every single person in

01:01:59.000 that stand who's in the stands who sees it.

01:02:00.940 There's a world where you could argue to me like, hey, I'll humiliate my husband a little

01:02:05.140 bit if the punchline's a 10 out of 10.

01:02:07.540 Yeah.

01:02:08.000 You could argue.

01:02:09.220 Right?

01:02:09.380 Yeah.

01:02:10.040 But this is just not even funny.

01:02:11.400 You're like a middle-aged woman. 0.98

01:02:12.420 You shouldn't be doing stuff like this.

01:02:14.180 Poor guy.

01:02:15.040 Sports are making people crazy, I guess.

01:02:16.700 You can't marry the wrong one.

01:02:19.340 Is that condemned?

01:02:21.720 That's the takeaway.

01:02:22.640 She's completely condemned.

01:02:23.120 Yeah.

01:02:23.260 Yeah.

01:02:23.520 Horrible.

01:02:23.820 A good woman would not belittle their husband, even in a minor way.

01:02:28.880 Bad. 1.00

01:02:29.680 But there is a silver lining with the young men being stupid, can't do math, care about 1.00

01:02:34.760 football too much. 1.00

01:02:35.640 It's only some of them.

01:02:36.860 It's only some of them.

01:02:38.200 And church attendance in Gen Z, men, is going up.

01:02:42.520 Is rising for, I believe, the first time in a while from this chart, based on all the

01:02:46.780 way from 1940, where we plummeted, we bottomed out, is what it looks like.

01:02:50.780 And we're steadily rising for men.

01:02:52.240 We're steadily rising.

01:02:52.960 Good to see that.

01:02:53.940 Yeah.

01:02:54.180 But don't worry.

01:02:55.000 The corporations are working on stopping that.

01:02:57.700 Coca-Cola has this thing where you can print whatever you want on a can.

01:03:01.180 And look what isn't allowed.

01:03:02.840 So at the Coke store, you can personalize a message.

01:03:08.280 You can put Allah loves you.

01:03:16.980 Or you could even put, let me see.

01:03:19.220 Oh, sorry, myself.

01:03:20.820 Let me see.

01:03:21.120 Let's just try that Buddha.

01:03:23.820 Love you.

01:03:31.920 But you cannot even type in the word Jesus.

01:03:36.660 We cannot allow this text on the can.

01:03:44.220 That's weird. 0.98

01:03:44.900 And then shit like that, when this happens, it's like, you know, it's not just, it's a 0.98

01:03:50.840 very specific thing that was typed in. 0.98

01:03:52.740 The rule exists that this can't be on this right now.

01:03:56.100 And it's like someone went out of their way to say, I'm not letting Jesus be put on this

01:04:00.280 can.

01:04:00.820 Right? 1.00

01:04:00.960 It's like a fat pig. 0.99

01:04:01.800 Some real pink haired pig who probably can't get 85 plus 25, which by the way, what is 1.00

01:04:07.040 it?

01:04:07.400 110.

01:04:08.080 Okay.

01:04:08.600 I was just checking.

01:04:09.760 I still got it.

01:04:10.520 Ask me another one.

01:04:11.280 A random one.

01:04:12.160 35 plus 24.

01:04:14.220 59.

01:04:15.000 Yep.

01:04:15.980 That wasn't even hard.

01:04:17.360 That's pretty good.

01:04:18.080 That was not planned at all.

01:04:19.280 All right.

01:04:19.560 71 plus 28.

01:04:21.320 99.

01:04:22.040 That was an easy one.

01:04:23.600 You know why?

01:04:24.640 Because I competed against David Edisari every single day in the multiplication and addition

01:04:28.920 thing.

01:04:29.460 And I, I worked really hard when I was in like fourth grade.

01:04:32.240 Everybody knows that.

01:04:33.100 Everybody knows about David Edisari, the arch nemesis.

01:04:35.340 I wonder where he is now.

01:04:36.200 He beat me in the basketball shootout too.

01:04:38.100 We know about that. 1.00

01:04:38.680 David Edisari had your fucking number, dude. 1.00

01:04:40.320 My whole family. 1.00

01:04:40.840 You lost the basketball shootout to David Edisari.

01:04:43.200 You didn't qualify because David Edisari got in.

01:04:45.200 Yeah.

01:04:45.560 And that made me actually work harder.

01:04:47.560 And David Edisari is probably a doctor now.

01:04:49.020 He's a smart guy.

01:04:49.780 He's Indian.

01:04:50.680 Oh, he was?

01:04:51.240 He's Indian, yeah.

01:04:52.100 David Edisari is Indian?

01:04:53.680 That doesn't sound like an Indian name.

01:04:54.940 He's a very Indian.

01:04:55.860 Edisari?

01:04:56.460 Yeah, yeah.

01:04:58.100 He's a doctor.

01:04:58.880 Doctor.

01:04:59.560 Oh, he's a doctor.

01:05:01.520 All right.

01:05:02.040 Let's get to our trans section of cringe. 1.00

01:05:03.760 We're running behind, but honestly, guys, we're going to do an extra 30 minutes basically.

01:05:07.100 Okay.

01:05:07.400 The show's going to be an hour and a half.

01:05:08.740 And it's usually an hour and 10, extra 20 minutes.

01:05:11.000 All right.

01:05:11.320 All right.

01:05:11.640 We have a new person with entertaining talents or PET or PET.

01:05:15.600 This is our new PET.

01:05:16.600 This morning, I'm finally traveling to Madrid for my vaginoplasty surgery.

01:05:22.100 I'm pretty anxious as I'll be traveling and checking into a hospital on my own.

01:05:26.520 Luckily, my mom will be meeting me from hospital and staying with me for my recovery for two weeks.

01:05:32.500 I feel this operation can come up better.

01:05:35.600 I'm just hoping that this makes me feel a lot more happy and confident in my body and in myself in general.

01:05:43.500 Hoping it makes me feel happy. 1.00

01:05:45.240 You're getting your cock removed and a fake vagina replaced. 1.00

01:05:48.740 It's kind of a gambling. 1.00

01:05:49.920 It's kind of a dice roll.

01:05:51.180 Yeah.

01:05:51.620 And if it doesn't, you did something pretty permanent.

01:05:54.400 You're not going to be able to have kids.

01:05:55.700 That's the crux of a lot of these is I'm hoping it's like a fingers crossed situation, major surgery, two weeks in a foreign country because some people online said, yeah, it worked for me. 0.99

01:06:06.720 And then you know how hard it would be for them to admit that they chopped off their cock and got a fake vagina and then it didn't work out. 1.00

01:06:14.400 You know how much they'd have to like really reflect on their life and how bad it would have to go for them to admit that it was the wrong choice. 0.99

01:06:21.120 And the people who do admit they get censored from the Reddit board.

01:06:24.900 Yeah.

01:06:25.080 So it's like you really can't get that info.

01:06:27.480 And all you're seeing is like, oh, man, I'm one step away from being happy like these folks.

01:06:31.940 So that guy is actually a lady. 1.00

01:06:35.160 Well, yeah, now.

01:06:36.480 And she is a singer.

01:06:38.180 Yeah.

01:06:38.400 And we actually have a clip from one of her songs.

01:06:40.200 I'm finally a bit more comfortable with my vocals.

01:06:43.200 I'm back to finalizing the tracks that I started recording back in November.

01:06:47.460 Bye-bye.

01:06:48.460 Bye-bye.

01:06:48.740 Clothes.

01:06:49.120 You are so funny.

01:06:52.420 Baby, that's the reason that you love me.

01:06:55.380 So I know that you go and never go.

01:07:01.860 Tip-toe through the middle. 1.00

01:07:04.020 Oh, Tiny Tim shit. 0.99

01:07:05.920 So what do we learn from this? 1.00

01:07:08.360 Well, if you're delusional and you think you're a lady and you're a guy, you're probably also delusional and think you're a good singer when you're not.

01:07:16.780 Delusion carries over.

01:07:18.460 It's not just one dimensional.

01:07:20.040 All right?

01:07:20.340 That's the lesson we learned here, guys.

01:07:21.520 That is the lesson.

01:07:22.660 And then-

01:07:23.540 I'll be following this music.

01:07:24.640 I'm going to be following the music career with great interest, though.

01:07:27.240 Me too.

01:07:27.600 I'll tell you that much.

01:07:28.240 I'm hoping for some action.

01:07:29.480 I'm hoping for an album.

01:07:30.720 Yeah.

01:07:31.140 I'd listen to it.

01:07:32.520 And then we mentioned this a couple episodes ago.

01:07:35.080 Will Ferrell has his new trans show on Netflix.

01:07:37.500 His buddy went trans at age 60 or something, and then he drove across America.

01:07:41.880 And then Will, it was like a struggle session mixed with Will Ferrell and meeting people across America.

01:07:49.800 Yep.

01:07:50.060 And then can you read the tweet and then the reply?

01:07:52.340 Will Ferrell says he doesn't understand why transphobia exists.

01:07:56.380 I don't know why trans people are meant to be threatening to me. 1.00

01:07:59.300 Why would you care if somebody's happy?

01:08:01.480 Why is that threatening to you?

01:08:03.500 And then someone replied to that very well and said, what's so interesting about this is Ferrell's own film proves people aren't threatened by trans people.

01:08:11.880 His own film literally shows him taking his trans friend to country hick bars and dirt car hick races.

01:08:19.000 Dirt car hick races?

01:08:20.180 He's going.

01:08:20.900 He's redundant on hick.

01:08:22.420 Filled with Trump voters and none of them care.

01:08:24.520 There's even a scene where people are like, yeah, do what you're going to do.

01:08:27.700 Yeah.

01:08:28.140 It's basically like that.

01:08:29.420 So it's all made up.

01:08:30.540 Yeah. 0.99

01:08:30.740 It's all made up, but anything less than sucking the dude in the dress gets you a transphobic label. 0.99

01:08:36.680 And that's the thing. 0.98

01:08:38.140 Transphobia, that's a word game from the left. 0.96

01:08:40.680 It's never what we've felt.

01:08:42.400 Nobody's scared of trans people.

01:08:44.260 I'm not scared of some weak guy who's on estrogen. 0.87

01:08:46.880 It's actually way easier.

01:08:48.360 He made it easier.

01:08:49.600 He cut off his, it's easier to not be afraid of him, right?

01:08:53.180 But if there are some things that you could be afraid of.

01:08:56.560 So it's like, oh, why are people afraid of trans people? 0.97

01:08:58.640 Because they sexually assault people at a higher rate. 0.94

01:09:01.280 There's one.

01:09:01.840 Like if I was a woman or a young girl in a bathroom and there's a trans person there, I'd be scared because statistically speaking, they're more likely to assault me. 1.00

01:09:10.380 Can you read the?

01:09:11.080 Well, we've, this is a rehash of data that we covered on the show.

01:09:14.440 4.85 times higher than men who don't identify as trans rate of sexual offending.

01:09:19.300 And then 640 times higher than women. 0.74

01:09:22.100 So you go in a woman's bathroom and you go, okay, woman, woman, woman, 640 times higher likelihood of sexually assaulting me. 1.00

01:09:30.620 And I'm supposed to be okay with that?

01:09:32.100 That's my daughter.

01:09:33.120 That's my niece. 0.98

01:09:34.000 That's my cousin, right?

01:09:35.260 Yeah.

01:09:35.500 And then also, I don't think they should be able to beat up girls or take their scholarships.

01:09:40.920 And that's like, doesn't equal being afraid of them.

01:09:43.500 That's just right and wrong.

01:09:45.040 That's, we've never been, ah, like we've never been jump scared away from trans, actually, the real ugly ones we have, I will admit. 1.00

01:09:52.900 Yeah. 0.73

01:09:53.540 But that's more of a disgust reflex.

01:09:56.360 That's not a phobia, right?

01:09:57.600 Yep, exactly.

01:09:58.520 All right.

01:09:59.020 Our last piece of cringe.

01:10:00.520 Um, this woman tweeted about how she's scared that Christian nationalism is on the rise.

01:10:06.300 And look what she has as evidence.

01:10:08.000 Creeping Christian nationalism alert. 0.90

01:10:10.320 Alaska air flight attendant just wished us a blessed night as we landed an SFO to groans.

01:10:16.960 Other adjectives that would have sufficed.

01:10:19.060 Great.

01:10:19.500 Awesome.

01:10:19.900 Fabulous.

01:10:20.380 Amazing.

01:10:20.780 Fantastic.

01:10:21.660 As my roommate said, this ain't Montgomery, sweetie.

01:10:26.360 Godwin clapped and she was a drag queen and, you know, what?

01:10:30.520 And then there was a-

01:10:31.200 Someone said blessed.

01:10:32.640 That's the problem.

01:10:33.320 That's the, that's creeping national, Christian nationalism. 0.74

01:10:36.020 And can you read the reply?

01:10:36.980 Yeah.

01:10:37.240 Mike Solana said, ironically, this isn't evidence of creeping Christian nationalism that the word blessed has become rare enough in public use that Comrade Karen, editor of a Marxist tabloid, finds it shocking is evidence of creeping socialism.

01:10:51.720 Yeah.

01:10:52.160 So it's getting bad out there.

01:10:53.940 It's actually backwards.

01:10:54.720 You're supposed to say have a trans kid evening.

01:10:57.340 Yeah. 0.99

01:10:57.780 Have a black, trans, gay, lesbian, Pete Buttigieg night. 0.98

01:11:02.340 Yeah. 1.00

01:11:02.760 And then you slap Tim Walts on the ass and then he goes and gets slaughtered at the debate. 1.00

01:11:06.980 Yeah, exactly. 1.00

01:11:08.140 So the, the issue is the Christian nationalism creeping in, but we've had like trans shit creeped into our churches, our schools, Fortune 500 companies. 0.99

01:11:18.580 Yeah. 1.00

01:11:19.540 Everywhere.

01:11:19.980 However, but that, it's not, have a blessed evening.

01:11:23.580 You're not allowed to slow the creep down, you know, you're not allowed to even have any sort of a stutter step back.

01:11:30.420 Exactly.

01:11:31.080 As Davey Scatino would say.

01:11:32.380 Yeah.

01:11:32.840 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:11:34.680 It's going to get a little worse.

01:11:35.840 We're going to go to urban decay now.

01:11:37.940 We're going to go faster through urban because we are running out of time.

01:11:40.980 Yeah.

01:11:41.120 The Waze car, there's a, there's an autonomous car driving without a driver in San Francisco.

01:11:50.820 And then everyone just comes over and starts wrecking it.

01:11:53.320 Yeah.

01:11:53.660 The, the urban youths start graffitiing the $400,000 self-driving Waze test car.

01:12:01.400 Right.

01:12:01.700 And it's not cool.

01:12:03.380 It's not a cool crime, like cutting down the AI camera or cutting the wires to the 5G tower.

01:12:09.760 We're Blade Runners.

01:12:10.900 We, we don't let that facial recognition software keep us down.

01:12:14.680 Yeah.

01:12:15.000 We're unplugging Skynet.

01:12:16.440 It's not like that.

01:12:17.340 It's actually very dystopian. 0.87

01:12:19.160 Um, there's like a gay tech guy in the front seat with a labradoodle, it looks like. 0.99

01:12:23.900 Yeah. 0.97

01:12:24.960 Um, and yeah, so that's who the, uh, criminals are dominating here.

01:12:29.540 Yeah.

01:12:29.760 And a swarm of thug comes and goes, Ooh, I should write my signature on that.

01:12:33.980 Ooh, I'm going to write my gang sign on that.

01:12:36.980 Yeah.

01:12:37.280 It's not cool at all.

01:12:38.280 It's just like income inequality dystopia. 0.90

01:12:40.900 Uh, this gay tech worker guy with his little poodle can't play defense on a self-driving 1.00

01:12:46.520 car because these, uh, crime, uh, career criminals are doing what they will. 0.96

01:12:51.620 Yeah.

01:12:51.800 And then, uh, also this is going to kind of work itself out because now they're going to

01:12:56.260 need to send like a security person with every self-driving car and you just reinvented driving

01:13:01.360 the car again.

01:13:02.020 Yeah.

01:13:02.640 You're back to, someone's got to care about the well-being.

01:13:06.160 You have to sit in the driver's seat and if anything happens, you have to get out and it

01:13:09.440 is okay.

01:13:10.020 So I just drive the car.

01:13:11.300 No, you don't drive anymore.

01:13:12.380 You're just security for the self-driving car.

01:13:14.580 Yeah.

01:13:14.920 So they get the same, uh, amount of manpower backwards.

01:13:18.100 Exactly.

01:13:18.460 All right.

01:13:18.880 Our next section is, uh, debunking the lies that crime is down.

01:13:22.840 Pete Buttigieg, someone's been in our mouth a lot today.

01:13:25.520 Pete Buttigieg, crime is down.

01:13:27.260 He tweeted.

01:13:28.060 That's it.

01:13:28.880 And then Mark Cuban is reiterating the lie.

01:13:31.680 Yeah.

01:13:31.880 He said, uh, it's, I'm not even going to read it.

01:13:34.560 Oh, it's a long thing about how, how, what they did was start calculating in 2019, the

01:13:38.180 first down year for Trump.

01:13:39.540 And he's saying that, uh, Trump is bad and everybody else is fine and crime's not up.

01:13:44.720 Right?

01:13:45.380 Yeah, exactly.

01:13:46.620 And then before we get, let's actually get into the thing.

01:13:49.200 Can you maybe just read it?

01:13:50.000 It's going to be a lot of reading for rap boy, but it's worth it.

01:13:52.800 We're running 30 minutes late on the show.

01:13:54.520 Can you read this whole zero hedge thing?

01:13:56.020 Sure.

01:13:56.820 Uh, unfortunately that's simply not true.

01:13:58.900 This is the quote tweet of Cuban.

01:14:00.140 The argument made by Trump and challenged by the liberal media is whether crime has increased

01:14:05.100 under Biden.

01:14:06.080 It has, and very dramatically.

01:14:07.700 According to the DOJ's Bureau of Justice Statistics, NCVS annual survey, here are the

01:14:13.160 facts.

01:14:13.980 First, while the violent crime rate did fluctuate under Trump, it ended 2020.

01:14:18.900 The year BLM riots sparked, uh, calls to defund the police at 16.4%, the lowest on record.

01:14:25.380 This was unchanged during Biden's first year and then jumped to a 10 year high and pulled

01:14:30.200 back slightly in 2023.

01:14:32.120 Um, and so obviously that's like anybody with a brain and anybody who's looking at anecdotal

01:14:38.320 evidence, they know what happened.

01:14:41.060 Police stopped enforcing certain laws, traffic laws that kind of would get people arrested.

01:14:46.500 DA's got more lax with their, uh, racial justice ideas.

01:14:51.160 And where did it affect everybody the most?

01:14:53.540 Uh, urban areas.

01:14:54.760 Like you see where they lock up the socks.

01:14:56.840 Yeah.

01:14:57.080 They lock up socks.

01:14:58.240 They lock up deodorant.

01:14:59.360 Like we're, we see it with our own eyes.

01:15:01.860 Oakland's not even a city anymore.

01:15:04.060 Yeah.

01:15:04.260 Every business is gone.

01:15:05.700 Like there's like two left.

01:15:06.960 And then it's like, you can't even come in the restaurant.

01:15:09.260 We'll bring it out to you.

01:15:10.620 And there's people laying on the ground in Philadelphia, just like, ah, help me.

01:15:15.040 But the big, the big difference is urban, suburban versus rural.

01:15:18.440 And obviously urban areas where the most left is DA, the hardest to police, and obviously

01:15:24.000 where most population lives, that's where the higher population centers are. 0.91

01:15:27.880 Um, it's going up every year, 2021, 22, 21, 22.

01:15:33.100 Um, that's violent crime, uh, right here.

01:15:36.140 And then property crime also.

01:15:38.420 All the crimes you'd expect.

01:15:39.920 Violent crime, property crime, assaults, robberies, looting, carjackings.

01:15:45.160 It's all going up.

01:15:46.220 There's stranger violence.

01:15:47.660 It's, it's just like unbelievable.

01:15:49.960 And, uh, but Pete Buttigieg will tweet that because like we cooked the FBI books to say

01:15:55.420 stuff that we think will help Democrats.

01:15:58.840 Yeah.

01:15:59.440 I just think that's, I just think that's such a total losing strategy too.

01:16:02.940 And we talked about this on, it might've been the last episode or sometime last week.

01:16:06.880 It's like, we're, I'm done even caring that much about some sort of FBI data or a trend

01:16:12.800 line somewhere.

01:16:13.580 It's like, I'm going off anecdotal vibes and videos I see on the internet.

01:16:18.040 Oh, nobody's stopping that person who grabbed 15 coats from the department store and is running

01:16:23.320 out.

01:16:23.780 You know, anecdotal evidence is reality.

01:16:26.680 Yeah.

01:16:27.200 And then I think the idea of, well, you can't trust anecdotal evidence was a psyop.

01:16:31.520 Yeah.

01:16:32.240 Because everyone has a story or knows someone who has a story of, I got carjacked.

01:16:37.680 My, my, my, my dad got punched.

01:16:40.260 My brother got robbed.

01:16:41.820 Like everyone's got a story and that is reality.

01:16:45.900 And then you can't trust it because it's anecdotal.

01:16:48.260 Yeah, you can.

01:16:49.180 And then it's real.

01:16:50.280 It's firsthand.

01:16:51.100 Yeah, you can. 0.98

01:16:51.760 Remember when the white girls in New York were discovering that they had all been sucker 1.00

01:16:55.100 punched by like a black male between the age of 20 and 35. 0.78

01:16:58.860 And like, it only kind of started spreading because it was on social media and like none

01:17:04.440 of them really reported it to the police.

01:17:06.600 It's like, that's pretty good anecdotal.

01:17:08.240 Yeah.

01:17:08.580 Like, and that didn't used to happen.

01:17:09.980 There weren't random sucker punches of, uh, criminally insane people who definitely should

01:17:15.060 be in jail somewhere.

01:17:16.680 Exactly.

01:17:17.240 And the media is a big part of what keeps this information from the public.

01:17:21.760 And that's why you don't hear stories like this.

01:17:23.800 Officer David Lee, 18 year veteran, wife and two kids murdered by an illegal who shouldn't 1.00

01:17:28.780 have been in this country.

01:17:29.860 Where's BLM? 0.86

01:17:30.740 He's a black police officer, but you don't hear about that. 0.96

01:17:33.560 St.

01:17:33.940 Louis PD.

01:17:34.700 Cause they don't show it, but then they tell you crime is down.

01:17:38.620 Yeah.

01:17:38.840 So it doesn't make sense to me.

01:17:40.960 Yeah.

01:17:41.220 No marches, no cities will burn for him.

01:17:43.900 He wasn't the right kind of guy, right?

01:17:45.740 Pete Buttigieg, who like eats a healthy diet and works out so he can be attractive to his

01:17:50.500 husband, tells you a crime is down.

01:17:52.940 Yeah.

01:17:53.180 That's who you're supposed to listen to.

01:17:54.320 So I look and I look at the locked up socks and I go, oh, okay.

01:17:57.820 Locked up socks.

01:17:58.600 That's weird.

01:17:59.060 That's not even, that's not even expensive.

01:18:00.840 And then I turn in and I look at Pete Buttigieg's tweet and I know what he's about.

01:18:05.020 And then you have to make a decision.

01:18:06.400 And then you start going back on the anecdotal and where do we end up? 0.99

01:18:09.440 Do I trust my eyes or do I believe a lying homosexual? 1.00

01:18:13.180 The lying homosexual in the current administration who's up for reelection. 1.00

01:18:16.780 Okay. 1.00

01:18:17.340 All right.

01:18:18.080 I can sort this one out.

01:18:19.120 These socks are unlocked.

01:18:20.300 Yeah.

01:18:22.080 All right.

01:18:23.860 We're in our last part of urban.

01:18:25.820 This is like a little bit of an urban kid section.

01:18:27.920 We got some bad kids.

01:18:29.440 First clip.

01:18:30.040 Yep.

01:18:35.580 That's a bad kid.

01:18:39.720 And then, yeah.

01:18:40.740 All the women are laughing and encouraging him and they start filming and they think it's funny.

01:18:45.680 They like it.

01:18:46.360 This kid's going to hit 14 and then he's going to be stronger than all of you.

01:18:49.700 All the women who raised him because there's no man in his life. 1.00

01:18:52.460 He's going to say, fuck you, mom. 1.00

01:18:53.980 And run out the door with a real gun this time and he ain't coming back or somebody else's baby ain't coming back. 1.00

01:19:01.020 Somebody else's child ain't coming back.

01:19:03.160 Exactly.

01:19:03.740 And then they'll graduate to scams.

01:19:05.400 And then this next clip is kind of that.

01:19:07.900 Some kids knocking on the door trying to sell like candy.

01:19:10.920 You know how that goes.

01:19:11.920 Yep.

01:19:12.080 And listen to how the guy handles it.

01:19:13.500 The guy handles it very well.

01:19:14.540 The kid over there is touching stuff, picking stuff up.

01:19:33.120 Here you go, fellas.

01:19:34.700 There you go.

01:19:35.300 Put that down.

01:19:36.760 Thanks.

01:19:37.800 I'm going to do it for you.

01:19:41.520 I don't have any cash on me.

01:19:43.780 I'm sorry.

01:19:44.540 I'm sorry.

01:19:45.140 Thank you.

01:19:45.460 Thank you.

01:19:46.200 All right.

01:19:50.280 Grab my lighter back.

01:19:54.180 I saw the camera.

01:19:56.000 I need the lighter back.

01:19:58.340 Put the lighter back in my hand right now. 0.99

01:20:04.360 Get the f*** off my lawn. 0.99

01:20:06.640 You ain't going to talk crazy. 1.00

01:20:10.460 Come up to my house, ask me for money, and steal my s***. 1.00

01:20:13.580 Go away. 1.00

01:20:14.080 Pretty good.

01:20:17.400 Yeah.

01:20:18.000 The kid comes, needs a lighter on the porch, takes it, and then they have asking for money,

01:20:22.600 got no shirt on. 1.00

01:20:23.520 Get the f*** away. 0.99

01:20:24.520 Yeah. 0.98

01:20:25.060 You got to start demanding, bring it back now.

01:20:27.600 Otherwise, the kids will just walk all over you. 1.00

01:20:29.720 And that's like the energy of a dad.

01:20:31.680 Yeah.

01:20:31.940 You know, where you're like disciplined, right is right, correct it right now.

01:20:36.800 I don't care how your pride feels, put the lighter back in my hand.

01:20:39.960 And those kids probably don't have a dad.

01:20:41.460 Yeah.

01:20:41.600 And that's why they are not, unfortunately, able to act in society correctly.

01:20:46.360 And when they keep doing bad stuff, when they're kids who aren't dealt with, they'll eventually grow and evolve into people who run a McDonald's trap house.

01:20:57.380 This is their future. 0.93

01:21:01.400 They take over a little corner of McDonald's and do braids and s***. 0.98

01:21:07.200 You just smoking blunts at McDonald's? 0.98

01:21:11.940 You're getting your hair braided?

01:21:13.460 You got a giant bag of weed?

01:21:15.200 Huge bag of weed?

01:21:16.220 Probably some guns?

01:21:17.500 You just take over a local McDonald's. 0.99

01:21:19.260 And s***. 0.98

01:21:20.100 Nobody comes. 0.99

01:21:21.060 Nobody stops you.

01:21:21.760 Nobody comes.

01:21:22.520 No one stops you.

01:21:23.260 Well, don't get too down or too depressed.

01:21:24.780 We're moving on to uplifting gold.

01:21:26.060 And we have some actually uplifting stuff today.

01:21:28.020 Okay.

01:21:28.620 Our first clip.

01:21:29.680 You know that singer Hardy?

01:21:31.400 Yeah, I've heard of him.

01:21:32.200 I don't really know much about him.

01:21:33.260 I don't know much about him either.

01:21:34.340 I could probably recognize a song or two if it was played for me.

01:21:37.640 But listen to what he says about people who disrespect America. 0.64

01:21:41.920 Especially this year with all the crazy s*** going on.

01:21:45.400 I see a lot of people posting and talking s*** about living in the United States of America.

01:21:50.260 And being a United States citizen. 1.00

01:21:53.320 And to that I say, f*** you. 1.00

01:21:55.620 If you don't want to live here, I don't f*** you going to listen to my ass. 1.00

01:22:00.800 Good. 1.00

01:22:01.720 I like to see it.

01:22:02.400 He's kind of a rap boy type in a way.

01:22:04.840 I was going to say he kind of has a fleckus body.

01:22:07.500 Yeah, body maybe.

01:22:09.320 He's one standard deviation away from me though.

01:22:11.780 And he's similar to me.

01:22:14.420 Okay. 0.72

01:22:14.920 Like a fleckus body with a rap boy head.

01:22:16.840 I was going to say glasses, hair, whatever.

01:22:18.900 Closer to me.

01:22:19.980 I just looked at that body.

01:22:20.640 You can have him.

01:22:21.360 You can have him though if you want.

01:22:22.760 I was looking at the body and kind of how he was moving.

01:22:24.700 And I was like, I bet I kind of look like that in a big jersey on stage.

01:22:28.480 Maybe my legs are a little thicker and stronger.

01:22:30.680 All right.

01:22:31.180 We're running out of time.

01:22:33.860 Next is this guy who made a song about work and how more realistic this version is.

01:22:40.240 Working 9 to 10, then going to the bathroom.

01:22:44.640 Working 10.30 to 11.45, then going to the bathroom.

01:22:48.360 Then right before lunch, we do another bathroom.

01:22:51.700 Then we go to the bathroom right after we get back from lunch.

01:22:55.240 Working 2 to 3, then going to the bathroom.

01:22:58.820 Working 3.30 to 4.30, then doing another bathroom.

01:23:02.400 Then right before we leave, we go to the bathroom.

01:23:05.680 If you question my bathroom breaks, I will see you in court.

01:23:09.580 Pretty good.

01:23:10.360 Yeah.

01:23:10.860 That's true.

01:23:11.640 He's got bits.

01:23:12.460 I used to have a finance job, as some of you guys know, where I worked like a Wall Street

01:23:15.480 job in New York City.

01:23:16.720 Yeah.

01:23:16.900 A long time ago.

01:23:18.400 And I was like the king of the busy face.

01:23:21.580 So I'd always be at my computer, and I'd be like, better get up and start fast walking

01:23:26.400 to the bathroom.

01:23:27.120 And I'd fast walk, and I would just go to the bathroom.

01:23:29.720 Yeah.

01:23:30.200 I would just hang out.

01:23:30.960 Or I'd fast walk, and then meet my friend downstairs when we get an egg sandwich.

01:23:33.700 But it would always be like, we got the egg sandwich at 10.30. 0.99

01:23:39.560 I got to go get a fucking sausage and cheese. 0.99

01:23:41.800 I'll be right back. 1.00

01:23:43.020 Can you watch the phone?

01:23:44.040 I'll be right back.

01:23:45.100 And I would go and drink a coffee.

01:23:46.400 It was sick.

01:23:47.320 It was sick.

01:23:48.120 All right.

01:23:48.380 It was fun.

01:23:48.940 All right.

01:23:49.180 Next is the guy who does this crazy trick shot.

01:23:51.880 Dude, I'm kicking the ball off the side of the house.

01:23:56.840 I got to bank it off of this first goal into the second goal.

01:24:01.460 Into this one.

01:24:03.700 Just straight to the window.

01:24:06.480 You know why he was cursed?

01:24:07.860 He called the hoops goals.

01:24:09.880 That'll do it.

01:24:10.900 People who do that, they deserve to break the window.

01:24:13.860 Yeah.

01:24:14.080 Good point.

01:24:14.900 Japanese banjo team.

01:24:19.020 You know, I like this.

01:24:22.880 She walks through the Goni down to the river. 0.92

01:24:27.020 I guess you're like Goni, but Goni's down.

01:24:30.260 She took a laugh.

01:24:33.040 That the bar boy could give her.

01:24:35.080 Now let me try a life.

01:24:37.240 So that I do.

01:24:39.300 I do.

01:24:40.220 I do.

01:24:41.140 I do.

01:24:41.600 I do.

01:24:41.940 I do.

01:24:42.600 I do.

01:24:42.940 I do.

01:24:43.000 I do.

01:24:43.240 I do.

01:24:43.540 I do.

01:24:43.940 Yeah.

01:24:45.920 You know, I like that.

01:24:47.200 I like Japan.

01:24:48.160 I'm working on maybe assigning these people as clients.

01:24:51.580 Okay.

01:24:52.000 Good.

01:24:52.540 And that's assimilation too.

01:24:54.740 Assimilation? 0.68

01:24:55.300 Oh, yeah.

01:24:56.120 That's assimilating.

01:24:57.240 Yeah.

01:24:57.500 That's how it should be.

01:24:58.700 Are they in America or what? 0.90

01:24:59.940 I don't know.

01:25:00.680 Okay.

01:25:01.380 Well.

01:25:01.720 I think that's probably just in Japan.

01:25:03.300 Yeah, that's a good point.

01:25:03.820 Japan, we have some very funny similarities with.

01:25:06.660 Like, they really like whiskey.

01:25:09.560 I respect the Japanese.

01:25:11.140 Me too.

01:25:11.560 Me too.

01:25:12.260 But don't show them this next clip or else they might get the hot pot going.

01:25:16.580 Look how fast this thing strikes the crab. 0.99

01:25:18.960 That's why I had to show it.

01:25:20.040 This is insane.

01:25:21.140 Snapping Turla.

01:25:22.220 Yeah.

01:25:27.180 See how fast that was? 0.99

01:25:28.200 Chop his head off. 0.99

01:25:28.880 They wait. 1.00

01:25:29.420 They get the Asians. 1.00

01:25:31.260 And it's not even Japanese. 0.88

01:25:32.500 It's probably different types of Asians.

01:25:33.920 Mainland China.

01:25:34.940 They get the turtle to snap.

01:25:36.680 And then when his neck's extended, then they come.

01:25:39.040 They make turtle soup.

01:25:40.120 Mm-hmm.

01:25:41.220 They eat them.

01:25:42.700 Yeah.

01:25:43.340 They eat all kinds of bait.

01:25:44.340 They used to do turtle soup in America, but it got phased out.

01:25:47.200 That's too bad.

01:25:48.180 All right.

01:25:48.440 Our last clip.

01:25:49.140 This is uplifting.

01:25:50.200 This should be white pilling for people. 0.99

01:25:52.680 Turning Point had an event where they're signing people up to register to vote.

01:25:57.180 Look.

01:25:57.540 Are you registered to vote?

01:25:59.740 This is at Arizona State, I believe.

01:26:01.360 And Arizona's up for grabs.

01:26:03.540 Swing state.

01:26:04.800 Giving out MAGA hats.

01:26:05.940 All right.

01:26:09.000 Love to see it.

01:26:10.700 All right.

01:26:11.060 Another Fleck of Stocks of the books.

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01:26:17.080 It's a really good one.

01:26:17.820 One of our strongest yet.

01:26:18.980 Really strong script.

01:26:19.840 We have so much stuff we didn't get to because we had missed the hurricane episode.

01:26:22.900 Yep.

01:26:23.060 So, bonus land is going to be packed.

01:26:25.040 Excited to see you guys there.

01:26:26.180 Join the community, Rap Boy.

01:26:28.060 We'll see you there.

01:26:28.900 Yeah.

01:26:29.120 It will be packed.

01:26:30.280 We survived the Hermitcane unscathed.

01:26:32.680 So, I think we're going to get into our hurricane stuff a little bit more, too, in there.

01:26:36.900 Yeah.

01:26:37.120 Probably even some of our hurricane bits.

01:26:38.960 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:26:39.460 We got a good one with debris.

01:26:41.080 Oh, yeah.

01:26:41.580 Let's just say it now.

01:26:42.560 So, go ahead.

01:26:43.520 It's a little late in the show to be dropping something so golden, but, you know, it has

01:26:48.940 to be on the record.

01:26:50.120 So, during the hurricane, I was, like, taking, like, hurricane notes of, like, things that

01:26:55.460 I thought were funny or profound or really great bits.

01:26:59.580 Yeah.

01:26:59.760 You know how sometimes black people have unique names, like DeBrickashaw.

01:27:04.440 Yeah.

01:27:05.140 Devontae.

01:27:05.940 Damien.

01:27:06.580 Yeah.

01:27:07.160 LaQuisha.

01:27:07.840 I thought of one.

01:27:09.460 Debris.

01:27:10.340 Yeah.

01:27:10.640 We were looking at the hurricane Debris, and then it's, like, Debris.

01:27:14.380 Like, Brie, like, B-R-I. 0.74

01:27:16.260 Yeah.

01:27:16.460 And then, like, D-apostrophe, B-R-I, Debris. 0.99

01:27:19.160 Mm-hmm.

01:27:20.000 That's pretty good.

01:27:20.920 It's like, hey, who's that girl who does nails out of her grandmama house? 0.91

01:27:25.220 Oh, Debris?

01:27:26.040 Oh, that's Debris.

01:27:27.340 Yeah.

01:27:27.840 Look at Lasagna over here.

01:27:29.400 Lasagna.

01:27:30.100 But then, duh, is more masculine.

01:27:32.480 Then we realized that, duh, like, DeBrickashaw, DeVontae, DeAaron, or whatever,

01:27:37.960 De is more masculine, and then the feminine is Le, like Le, Fonda, LaQuisha, whatever. 0.63

01:27:44.460 So they kind of do have, like, a masculine and feminine prefix.

01:27:48.800 I don't think they follow it every time.

01:27:50.240 They don't.

01:27:50.640 They certainly don't.

01:27:51.540 Debris works.

01:27:52.700 So Debris.

01:27:53.800 Debris, like D-E-B-R-I-S. 0.82

01:27:55.780 Oh, you hear about Debris?

01:27:57.460 She got arrested for EBT fraud.

01:27:58.940 Oh, did you hear about Debris?

01:28:00.300 Two years and counting.

01:28:01.340 Yeah.

01:28:01.680 You hear about Debris?

01:28:02.520 It came in with all of the flooding, and now there's debris everywhere in the yard.

01:28:07.320 All right.

01:28:07.740 Thank you guys for watching.

01:28:10.480 I'll see you in Bonusland.

Fleccas Talks Podcast - October 01, 2024

NERVOUS TO DEBATE

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