EPISODE 005 BUTTIGIEG GOTTA BABY | ZOOKEEPING IS RACIST | TRANS ADMIRALS | CHINA IS LAUGHING | RED FLAGS
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This week we talk about the newest 4 star admiral, why China is laughing at us, and why pete buddha judge is racist. We also talk about our trip to biloxi, Mississippi and some other stuff.
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all right welcome back to fuck us talks the podcast episode zero zero five this week we're
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going to be talking about the newest four-star admiral and why simultaneously china is laughing
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at us zookeeping is racist until now we got some economy issues while pete buddha judge
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chest feeds whatever that means does pete buddha judge actually chest feed i don't know he probably
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someone is someone's gotta milk that baby we're going to talk about some medical tyranny and what
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our quote friends over at fox news are up to and more thank you guys for watching fuck us talks
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the podcast episode zero zero five i think personally for me i just you know don't agree
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with some of the chances that he's got what are some of the things that he's done that you don't
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agree with no nothing nothing specifically i think that he just you know says a lot of stuff
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all right some updates i know a lot of people have been following fleckis's progress with the draco
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we finally got the draco back if you're not familiar i got a new mini draco uh absolute warlord gun iconic
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uh good looking gun and i sent it to htx tactical in houston and javier javi over there did a great job
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let's just say the vision of country club draco was absolutely achieved it's all white cherry wood
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little bit of gold accents here and there super clean unfortunately i'm not the taliban so i guess
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i don't get full auto so everyone's got full auto but me criminals taliban yep i'm not allowed to have
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it i have to pull the trigger every time like an idiot but no need to worry i'm probably never even
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gonna shoot the thing to be honest this is like a this is more of just like an art piece it's a piece
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it's like a mantle gun yeah it's like a paperweight it's something you play around with in the house
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for sure and the rebels run around with it after they conquer you and they go look we got the gun
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and you know fleckis is dead when the bad guys roll through town with my gun yep um what else update
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wise uh i just got back from biloxi mississippi as well i went there for a bachelor party uh richie rap boy
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made the correct decision to stay home skip that one i got absolutely smoked i knew i knew it was
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just uh like what what do you do it's actually funny because all of our friends were going and i
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just kind of like skipped it and i started seeing like your guys stories saying what should we do in
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biloxi and i'm like oh they got nothing it's gonna be all casino all day casino all day atm withdrawal
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limits really dark bad stuff there was one point where i was getting smoked so bad like i i've played
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blackjack i'm pretty good i know all the rules i know what the book says i know when to get money
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on the table i know when to split but the key is i don't want to get money on the table dealer shows
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a bus card and i'm splitting i'm doubling i'm doing whatever i can i have never seen a table this cold
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there was one point where i was like out loud narrating the whole and for the whole table where
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i was like all right i got a nine they're showing an eight this should be a pretty standard win no
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matter what and then i have you know i have 19 and then dealer flips an ace and it's a push and i can't
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even win nine versus eight there was another time where same thing i had an i had 19 dealer was
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showing a five standard i literally said okay this should be nice and easy 19 versus a five
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dealer flips a six to 11 and that doesn't even go to 21 then a nine to 20 so 19 versus a five i lose
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to a 20 the whole weekend was like that and it was almost comical i like broke at a certain point
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and just started laughing when they did the 19 to 20 i was just like ha ha ha just like joker laughing
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to yourself like are you okay dude some lady handed me a pamphlet about having a problem i'm just
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kidding no one handed me a pamphlet but i did get smoked and everyone there smoked cigarettes is
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my big takeaway biloxi mississippi is a great place to rip cigs inside hey there's only a few of those
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left yeah so obviously gambling is not a good thing a good habit and i learned my lesson it's gonna be a
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few weeks before i get back before i chase my losses and then i do you can't keep losing yeah
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you can't you know the house doesn't always win isn't that what they say yeah never wins it's like
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the house never wins or like you always get your money back so you always yeah every squirrel finds
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a nut yep uh what other updates do we have i've been 225 25 times yesterday richard rap boy was my
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witness was it true yep and actually i saw you tweeted it out and you were like i benched 225 25 times
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and someone goes five sets of five i'm assuming no this was a one set piece five sets of five
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that's like a that's like a me work wow who would ever even talk like that yeah i don't know oh i did
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25 times in five sets of five i just failed to mention five sets of five i said what i said yeah
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like you're gonna bury the lead it'd be like i benched 25 i benched it 50 times and it's like over
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three days twice an hour for the whole day yeah so whoever that was you're not allowed to tweet
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against me anymore that's not how we work out we don't do things like that yeah we don't lie
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um what other updates i don't know what this is i just have written candy corn is good i guess we're
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coming into candy corn season where everyone talks trash on candy corn candy corn is good i love candy
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corn and uh i love circus peanuts that's not really related but but we're not i'm not a circus peanut
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person um so we'll just keep it to candy corn candy corn candy corn is good the only problem is
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once a year you eat it so much that you get like sick and gross from it and then you kind of hate
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it but it's not a bad candy it's just the if you abuse it it gets bad and even then i don't i never
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abuse it yeah i never od on candy corn it's just i od on candy corn probably every other year okay
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and it's like a it's over a year until i can eat it again well speaking of oding on stuff i've
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i have and we were talking about this a little bit i've lost my gyro taste i don't care about
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gyros anymore we ran it into the ground absolutely true how are you feeling about well this is
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absolutely true guys the way we were talking about gyro meat should have been a red flag
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for everyone listening which we actually you know hey i'm looking for bulk order gyro meat
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i'm i'm triggering public stop losses on gyro meat dude people were sending us links like here grab
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yeah from here enable you guys were trying to help here's where you get some gyro meat oh here's one
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here's 10 pound block you know you could have been like a accomplice to a murder yeah you guys are
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trying to kill me so that was 100 a red flag like richard rapboy said we did basically eat you know
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run gyro meat into the ground yeah i'm done i ate one today i don't even like it anymore
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you how many gyros can you eat it wasn't sustainable if we got the 10 pound block we probably would have
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got a pound or two in and then been like this is jerry food now yeah so wish someone had tried to
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stop us i wish i had i guess more caring loved ones but that should have been a red flag which could
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kind of take us to the red flag category we have a whole category of red flags there's like a meme
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going around where it's like a sentence and it's followed by red flags for example i'm looking for
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bulk order gyro meat and then it would be like red flag red flag red flag so there's like a meme and
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that would be one of them richard rapboy you have any good ones yeah i had two that kind of resonated
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with me that were i thought were some of the best uh the first one is when he hasn't left his bed for
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20 years and then can conveniently jump up and dance around after finding out his grandson has won a
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once-in-a-lifetime opportunity and can bring a plus one definitely a red flag obviously grandpa joe
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is a uh welfare abuser and faker so and living in that bed with those three other people i don't get
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that is that was that like a common thing squalor toe head to toe squalor couples yeah it wasn't full
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size bed bad all right my red flag if she hugs the bouncer that was mine that well that's a good one
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and it's true if you're going out to the club which by the way we don't even need guys no one
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should be going to the club anymore club's done now there's nothing there's nothing for you out there
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unless you're 21 and like yeah 21 and like going to the club for just like the first time to see
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what it is to find out it's not good so there's nothing for you out there trust me but if you go
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to the club and you're with a girl and she hugs the bouncer like she knows him it's probably a red flag
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he better be a long lost friend from high school who she's just seen for the first time in
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five years because if she goes to that club enough to hug the bouncer exactly it better be
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her older brother who's going to give you a hard time and say you better treat my my sister right
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other than that usually not the case all right next one those are my two that's what i had you
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stole from another red flag um if the person you go to the grocery store with every week is still
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slow on the self-checkout if you have like a friend you go to the grocery store with and you use the
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self-checkout every week and then you beat them every time and they're looking at the screen like
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it's the first time they see it that is a red flag what are you talking about i smoked you yesterday
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i was bagging i was bagging stuff like on the smallest item i had as the base it was just get
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it in the bag so richard ratboy and i go to publics every week and we self-checkout and we both have
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gotten very good like i know where all the barcodes are and it's like you can't put the next one on
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until the other one's in the bag it has a weight thing you have to keep accounted for account for
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and we've gotten pretty good and now we race so now we have like an ongoing thing which is why
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only my red flag was pretending he was slow yeah only thing that will really slow you down is like
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an onion you got a key in an onion and put it on the scale i don't buy stuff like that i buy stuff
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with barcodes on it that way i know when i get to the self-checkout i have it at least i'm doing
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i'm putting myself in a position to succeed yeah it's all fast track stuff it's all about
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the self-checkout race is really what i'm doing uh that's why i don't buy vegetables you got to plug
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them in manually uh another red flag i'm a centrist i like things on both sides yeah i like i like
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hearing opinions on both sides i'm a centrist those days are unfortunately over pick a side
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pick a side clown if you're in the centrist and you like both you really can't because you're
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siding on one side with the people on the left who are so crazy that not a no serious person
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can side with anything on the left anymore there's no rationale there so if you're siding on the left
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and you're still trying to play both sides unfortunately those days are over uh you have
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to pick and if you pick the other one or pick not to pick you're a muppet you're out i feel like the
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only thing you can be rationally is like oh i'm a democrat i identify with democrats it's like
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health care or something like you need to have a issue that touches you and everyone like talks
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about health care who cares i feel like all these health care debates it's like what is the debate
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going to solve health care like health care is obviously a big problem and it's going to take a
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long time to fix it and no one's really fixing it or trying to fix it so let's focus on the other
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faster happening short-term things like the border like inflation like the covid stuff fundamentally
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changing the demographics of this country everybody being locked down for exactly two
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years at this point the health care is such like a long game fix that is just well obviously we're in
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like a quote-unquote pandemic depending on how you look at it so i don't you know it's like the the
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old health care debate's kind of done in my opinion fair uh last red flag any sort of colin powell
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reverence rest in peace to blah blah blah the first black guy to blah blah blah i feel like
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it's just an opportunity for the politicians to be like see i do the right thing when it's on the
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other side of the aisle like chuck schumer will be like okay he was a good boy like exactly but also
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you learn who was doing what it's kind of like you know political parties go aside kind of like when
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george bush and obama are now are teaming up and you're kind of like hmm like why are you two guys
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together but a lot of people have been kind of doing their takes on colin powell's death and
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how to go about it here is what i think is the correct take colin powell was a smart man
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who in and out saw the dc swamp for what it was and instead of becoming a champion of opposition
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someone who was against the the swamp and what it was becoming he actually embedded himself into it
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so colin powell now that he's dead his soul is facing a bigger judgment than anything i can do
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or anything that we can do and i wish his soul the best yeah fair i think that's pretty fair so he's
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he was a big piece of the military industrial complex exactly like so he knew and he knew it he
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didn't you know it wasn't oh what are we doing it was what did i stumble into it was like here's kind
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of what we're doing here's our little scheme what do you think and he wasn't like where's the
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whistle i need to blow it yeah he was like all right here's my wiring info here's how much money
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i'm you know whatever he he sold out he let it continue so good luck enjoy your judgment enjoy
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meeting jesus like your friends and family are the ones who should be mourning you we don't have we
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don't need a big public giant thing for the mistake politicians of yesteryears yeah exactly exactly
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that's a great way to put it um speaking of you say mistake politicians yeah i did i don't know is
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rachel levine a politician definitely yeah i mean if you're a public servant whatever i mean obviously
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it counts i'm gonna do it uh uh impression and you tell me who it is ready okay
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that's china that's china laughing at us as they send hypersonic practice nukes around the world in
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like two seconds we just promoted the first four-star transgender person rachel levine
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into office i don't know what a four-star admiral now i think it's kind of like a fake admiral but
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he gets the outfit yeah they get the outfit and because they're so high ranking in this sector it's
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like you're an automatic admiral is kind of what it seems like apparently and they're saying it's the
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first this is kind of interesting it used to be like she's the first woman and that's what they're
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saying she's the first woman admiral at this high blah blah blah but they're using the term female
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which is actually biologically incorrect but they're just making the leap and just
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take the given inch they take a mile and yeah so she's the first transgender person
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to be this high up china is sending around practice nukes and they're doing things that we are
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getting caught off guard by encroaching on taiwan encroaching on taiwan doing whatever they want
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south china sea islands we're giving awards out to people who are severely confused yeah not good
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and it's kind of it kind of you know i feel like when i look back on the show all i think we're
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talking about is like gyro meat and transgender people yeah and i wonder like is that bad like am i
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but they keep stuffing it in our face but they keep stuffing it in our face and we are going to explain
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in this section of the show this cat this category we are going to be explaining kind of why we're
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talking about trans people so much and we'll get to that at the end we're going to tie it all up at
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the end in a really nice bow that's easy to understand did you see that netflix kind of balked
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the ceo apologized yeah the co-ceo ted sarandos he apologized for siding with dave chapelle when there
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was some flack from the trans community i should have led with more humanity i had a group of
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employees who were definitely feeling pain and hurt from a decision we made and i think that
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needs to be acknowledged up front before you get into the nuts and bolts of anything i didn't do
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that nuts and bolts oh wow pack your shit and get out that's what i say pack your shit and get oh we
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want to talk to you you're blah blah blah it's like guys you're done maybe the visionary who started
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netflix as blockbuster was kind of dying and like was worth nothing and built it for the last 20 years
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maybe he like has some expertise or like knows what he's doing i don't know that's weird or maybe
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he deserves some credibility or some some leeway yeah given that he's writing your paychecks and
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made people the market cap of netflix is like probably over 500 billion at this point like
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all the people he made rich but no canceled and then this is also a bigger picture thing that's
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happening it's like a bigger trend where basically they've created a victim class a protected class
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that is the trans people and people are like oh i don't want to be rude i'll call them whatever
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i'll call them she i'll call them he i'll use the pronouns i use the new name whatever and they think
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they're being polite but what we're really doing here is actually manufacturing consensus and rewriting
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history so for example dave chappelle does his special everyone thinks it's funny there's these
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trans people who come out and are upset now netflix is balking and siding with the trans people and
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we're creating a class that isn't allowed to be made fun of which is dangerous because if you have a group
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of people you can't criticize the bad guys are going to use them to get past the opposition human shields
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human shields so then you have situations where you have like uh rachel levine now rising to the top
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and any opposition is because people are hateful and then that gets squashed down so if there's like
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a transgender person in the military getting promoted there's naturally people supporting it who are kind
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of probably left-leaning and very liberal or whatever and there's people who are opposing it maybe a
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little more conservative they create uh this idea that trans people are a victim class and you can't make
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fun of them and they back that up with the netflix situation so now the ceo backs up the trans people
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now you can't make fun of them so on one side they're promoting a trans person and leading with
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it and then on the back side they're not they're squashing down any opposition to it so by the time
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you write history and you write what's going on and whatever it's like oh yeah there was a pretty full
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consensus everyone was happy to see the first transgender person and it's like a lie because the only
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reason it's of consensus is you squash down any opposition and then anyone else who's against
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it's kind of just staying quiet and that's the way they do basically everything yep so they lead with
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that stay quiet on covid stay quiet on transgender stay quiet on what we're teaching your kids stay
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quiet on everything same thing with the vaccine it's like anyone everyone everyone's for it oh it's so easy
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to get everyone it's so it's so available everyone's doing it it's like yeah is everyone doing it will ruin
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your life karen if you don't and they'll literally ruin your life if you don't do it and and so imagine
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being rachel levine too and you've been appointed you've been promoted you've become the star you're
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an admiral now and it's like are you gonna do exactly what they tell you to do yes you just got
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fast-tracked so hard you had jet fuel added to your career quote-unquote and it's like what are you
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gonna do go against the people who gave you it's like do whatever we tell you exactly here i want to
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read something really quick this was in uh this was like a trans person writing this their criticism
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towards netflix defense of the show said when a company like netflix says something like we do not
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believe this content is harmful to the transgender community you can be virtually certain that not a
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single trans person was involved in that decision wrote tara field how are we supposed to speak up for
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ourselves if we aren't in the room and it's like okay so you want a voice but you have to be in the
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room and you have to be the one making the decision so it's like a trans person just has to make this
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decision it's like again the protected class circular logic get in the room yeah create netflix
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create netflix go be the best netflix worker of all time get in the room and then when you're in charge
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you'll you'll have all these great ideas to share it'll be awesome that'll be sick but that would take a
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lot of pretending that that's what people want it would take a lot of faking so it would take a lot
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of faking and i'm not saying it's out of the question because we're kind of heading in that
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direction but hey message to the trans people don't get used you're better than this don't let these evil
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cabal people tell you you know oh yeah you're right up to the front you're the best you're the best
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then you kind of just repeat what they say don't become a pawn yeah because you're gonna you're on your
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way yeah and speaking of being a pawn demi lovato i have a quick demi lovato update i have a friend
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who listens to the show and they were telling me that they knew someone who dated demi lovato in high
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school or when they were in high school and she dm'd me saying that demi lovato quote might be the
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dumbest person she's ever met in her entire life isn't that interesting that's they would have to
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demi lovato would have had to done something exceedingly stupid to get that title and exactly
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so it's like and that's the person who's pushed to the top and promoted and also saying all this
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weird feminist trans alien stuff and has the haircut that's the haircut she has now it's like
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this person's clearly got issues but they knew that she would be a pawn star absolute pawn star that
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was pretty good stop it absolute pawn star right up to the front just repeat what the talking points
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are rachel levine is a pawn star too then these these human pawns who are just kind of like yes men do
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whatever you want absolute pawn star but like what motivates rachel levine does she want she's smart
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like any white man power and uh status sick these people are fucking sick white these white men these
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white men stay winning easiest four-star admiral we've ever gotten wow what if it if it is a power
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thing then it gets scary because it'll be a power thing because someone wronged me in my past and now
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you're gonna call me my right name yeah it's gonna get dark we're gonna get to some sort maybe it'll be
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a netflix special about it oh maybe there'll be a netflix special one day who am i china china laughs
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dark winter inbound it seems like that's what fleckis keeps predicting i keep predicting i actually
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predicted it like i think a year ago but i think this is the dark winter coming up i think we're gonna
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have a ton of cases we're seeing in like uh israel too with all the cases they're having with people
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that are all vaccinated i think there's gonna be a lot of cases this winter and i think there's going
00:24:24.520
to be a food shortage a meat shortage that gets fact checked i guess if you if you say that there's
00:24:30.980
a supply issue right now we have all those boats that are still docked off the coasts outside the
00:24:36.560
ports that can't get in pete budaj has been gone for two months with his what's he been doing his
00:24:43.020
newborn baby uh they were him and his boyfriend or him and his husband his husband the baby that the
00:24:49.980
baby they acquired yeah pete budaj and his buddy acquired a baby and they've just been rolling
00:24:58.520
around with him and they've been rolling around with him playing with the baby and for two months
00:25:03.720
pete budaj has been doing that while all these boats are off the coast unable to dock and unload
00:25:10.000
into the ports pete budaj is up to that pete budaj is doing tummy time while people are sweating their
00:25:17.300
asses off anchored off the coast of uh los angeles just waiting hope none of those goods are perishable
00:25:22.960
yeah oh great exactly and also it's like we're allowed to make fun of these people people sometimes
00:25:28.780
wonder can we make fun of trans people and people to judge for being gay and having a husband yes no
00:25:35.040
one is above it yeah i don't you have to be allowed to make fun of everyone and that's you can
00:25:38.840
have a husband dude go ahead but you know yeah don't mess up my supply chain don't mess up our
00:25:45.360
supply chain is actually the real issue here economy wise i don't know you decide for yourself
00:25:51.960
we if you say that there's a supply chain issue the fact checkers will come they have already done this
00:25:57.680
and they'll say oh these are old photos these empty shelves are actually empty for a different reason
00:26:03.100
all these weird excuses find out for yourself do you guys have supply issues as your prices of
00:26:09.660
are the prices of meat and milk and eggs going up go to costco see what's missing yeah i look around
00:26:16.120
where i go and things are definitely missing and things are definitely more expensive for someone who
00:26:21.000
likes to give jerry pieces of steak every day that ain't cheap now what do you give them cube steak i give
00:26:27.820
them like steak for like a stir fry or stew steak it's just like chunks yeah it's not that much but
00:26:33.080
it's going up for sure and also i went to order some bagels this morning
00:26:38.000
st pete bagel company on uber eats and there's no bagels at st pete bagel company now or i don't
00:26:46.780
think wow i don't think we necessarily are maybe getting our bagels from china or on a boat i don't
00:26:55.360
know maybe it was just an off day but we do need to find out yeah so let's give them a call and see
00:27:01.400
what they say hello i tried to place an order yesterday on uber eats and said you guys had no
00:27:16.880
bagels i was just wondering if that was related to the supply chain issue
00:27:20.320
no actually it's i don't know what happened yesterday but 10 30 we ran out from the bagel
00:27:26.280
because everybody came in the morning four thousand five thousand four thousand five thousand
00:27:30.320
so it's never happened before i don't remember the time when we sold out the bagel 10 30
00:27:34.360
wow oh so it wasn't joe biden no it wasn't joe biden
00:27:39.460
so yeah there's there's the explanation maybe not everything then the washington post comes out
00:27:46.680
with an article that's like instead of complaining about the supply chain why don't you lower your
00:27:51.320
expectations yeah dude there's people are just ripping needles uh shitting in the streets right by
00:27:58.360
your kids lower your expectations karen isn't that exactly we're the karens for complaining meanwhile
00:28:04.580
like these fact checks and this like media support where we could have used you with trump we could
00:28:09.900
have used you when you said that trump said that you should inject yourself with bleach or the nazis
00:28:15.180
are great guys oh no those aren't facts to check those are could have really used your fact checks on
00:28:20.980
those but i guess you just picked up the pen and now you're starting to really pay attention
00:28:26.220
thank you so much fact checkers you keep us safe speaking of that do you see the pope said he
00:28:33.400
wanted big tech to silence conspiracy theories and uh misinformation the satanic pope the satanic pope
00:28:42.400
that was installed by hillary clinton and barack obama yeah that sucks and facebook is who is now
00:28:49.580
like becoming a new company called verge interesting time to change your name buddy is that what they're
00:28:54.460
doing yeah verge verge is the name i guess soul suck was taken what's up with that life log was also
00:29:03.420
nothing no one's gonna get that life log life log well life log was the company that was created by
00:29:10.840
i believe darpa back like on the same day facebook was created um the parallel yeah so platform or
00:29:21.460
life log closed the day facebook was created so it's like there's a chance facebook is just like a data
00:29:28.460
collecting fed operation the whole time oh it's do you see snowden the movie no the way they talked
00:29:35.320
it was kind of boring but the way they talk they're just like yeah facebook's my bitch so they can go
00:29:39.680
right in yep did you see the um but lady got turned away from a hospital for a kidney transplant because
00:29:48.400
she's not vaccinated i've seen that multiple times isn't that crazy yeah it seems like uh that virus with
00:29:55.680
a super high survival rate shouldn't be outweighing your kidney failure with almost certain death
00:30:03.000
after a certain point right yeah so we can't get a kidney transplant for your own safety because you're
00:30:08.920
not vaccinated from the virus that can't kill you you probably already had already isn't it like it's so
00:30:14.340
obvious to me when i say that but i feel like you really need to like snap okay snap out of it like
00:30:21.220
what are you scared of you had two shots you have a booster and two masks on are you that scared maybe
00:30:27.220
you shouldn't leave the house yeah if you're that scared it all goes back to stay home quarantine
00:30:31.580
yourself buddy don't don't worry about what i'm doing i'm all good i'm gucci yeah don't i'm not
00:30:38.060
scared dl hewley posted this thing that was like oh so we're supposed to see you know it as a bad thing
00:30:45.120
when teachers who don't believe in vaccines and police officers and people working at big
00:30:52.620
corporations uh who don't believe in the vaccine are being forced out like why is this a bad thing
00:30:57.840
fuck you yeah why is society yours you guys are the ones scared of everything why don't you just stay
00:31:03.620
home take the free money and that's it you probably like like that my favorite is i saw like a michael
00:31:09.680
rapaport video who's the most insufferable punchable person on planet earth for those that know him
00:31:15.120
and it was basically like get the vaccine like these lockdowns are because of you it's like no
00:31:22.460
these lockdowns came out of fucking nowhere and it's politicians they're made up it's all made up
00:31:28.860
100 so what are you talking about there's a blame it's on you and then like colin powell dies of
00:31:33.700
because he has covid complications even though he's vaccinated that's because an unvaccinated person was
00:31:38.720
near him of course it's always on us it's always blamed on us and it's always changing and it's always
00:31:43.840
changing but no matter what it's our fault very disrespectful you see kyrie irving kyrie irving by
00:31:49.500
the way yeah is he cut now is he out i believe it's about to get decided i think but he's not
00:31:54.820
getting the shot kyrie irving is a basketball player for the brooklyn nets is that correct yeah i don't
00:32:00.460
really watch about i don't watch basketball at all but he he's a guy who's been involved in in protests
00:32:06.300
and he bought george floyd's mom a house he pays for kids to go to college he spent 250 000 last
00:32:13.400
thanksgiving on like turkeys and stuff philanthropic young man philanthropic young man involved in the
00:32:18.480
issues but now that he's saying i don't want to get the shot for the vaccine that i don't need
00:32:24.020
everyone's coming for him now it's shut up and dribble steven a smith yeah now now it's shut up
00:32:28.960
and dribble now it's shut up and dribble steven a smith came after him and steven a smith
00:32:32.580
and the situation is samuel l jackson from jango yeah they have the people say get back in line
00:32:37.720
and it's jamel hill and steven a smith so what happened to like promoting black voices it's like
00:32:41.600
why did this issue why does it not work with this issue is it because it's not about promoting black
00:32:47.500
voices it's only about promoting black voices that promote what you want to be promoted yes yes 100
00:32:52.800
pretty much steven a smith is like yelling he got to go yeah so i'm not surprised but what i am
00:33:01.140
surprised about is the actions taken by fox news fox news i found an article and tucker kind of talked
00:33:08.860
about this too fox news isn't requiring the vaccine for their workers and you read that and think oh
00:33:15.400
that's nice that's good that sounds about right and but if you don't get it if you don't get the
00:33:20.600
vaccine you have to do daily up the nose testing i've never done one of those i've never done one of
00:33:26.820
those in my life and people are getting them every day and i and i mentioned this on my story on
00:33:31.660
instagram and someone dm me and they're like i'm a division one athlete like i've gotten 50 of those
00:33:36.780
up the nose tests and i was like oh my gosh that's so many i couldn't imagine if you work at fox news
00:33:42.820
that's like not even that's two and a half months of tests yeah so if you work there for a year
00:33:49.120
you're going to be doing like hundreds and hundreds of these tests i wonder if that like damages your
00:33:54.280
nasal cavity like if it digs around a little bit i saw a meme that was like the egyptians used to
00:33:59.800
shove things up people's noses and rupture that area that protects your brain from the outside and if
00:34:05.620
you hit that enough it makes you like submissive and like able to be taken over semi lobotomized
00:34:11.340
semi lobotomized can you imagine it's just like a violation yeah it's disgusting stick up the nose
00:34:16.820
and everyone's like oh like after i'm never having that done but i'm also never getting the shot
00:34:23.000
so it's a very tough position to be in i can't imagine getting that up my nose every day how
00:34:27.640
would you even look at the person it's like the person who's doing it are they just so like dehumanized
00:34:32.560
can you imagine even like looking the person in the face who does that to you every day
00:34:36.680
i it's like where's the humanity how can you do this to me that's kind of how i would feel about it
00:34:43.260
they basically just want to ruin your life until you get the vaccine so go ahead i don't have to get
00:34:49.520
the vaccine no of course not but we'll just shove this thing up your nose every day you have to go
00:34:53.840
to the certain part of the office every morning and get this thing shoved up your nose every single
00:34:57.920
day so you can work here fuck off fuck you fox except tucker we love tucker so that's tough obviously
00:35:07.120
hold the line and do what you got to do keep it 100 let's get on a more light-hearted note what are we
00:35:13.940
yolo wig into this week uh stocks and crypto wise stocks and crypto wise any the bitcoin miner
00:35:19.980
amy that's correct my personal favorite that's my favorite as well it is in what is it it's a green
00:35:26.020
bitcoin miner they are hydroelectric powered and a lot of bitcoin mining takes a lot of energy
00:35:33.020
and computer power so they're green they're kind of on the front end of that and the reason for the
00:35:39.680
yolo is we're hoping for some sort of elon musk adoption goes on the board that's what i'm yelling
00:35:46.120
for uh yeah that's the pipe dream i it's also funny it's like oh dude it's not clean energy that
00:35:52.400
you're mining bitcoin with and it's like have you ever heard of the petrodollar like yeah the entire
00:35:57.600
world economy is based off oil like how much that costs so it's like all right cool guys i i appreciate
00:36:04.440
the criticism but and this obviously isn't financial advice i got a 72 on the series seven
00:36:10.360
so perfect score it's a perfect well yeah technically it's perfect and i mean obviously
00:36:15.040
this is all with bitcoin at all-time highs today yeah we're filming this wednesday so keep that in
00:36:21.260
mind but i really i did get it it was actually called the perfect score if you guys don't know uh
00:36:26.420
fleckis used to work on wall street believe it or not when i graduated college i did two-year
00:36:31.160
analyst program at city group and there's some there's a test you have to take called the series
00:36:36.100
seven which is like a licensing test to trade stocks and bonds or whatever i don't know i don't
00:36:41.980
even i don't even know um and the joke on the desk always is oh don't study too hard passing is a 72
00:36:49.160
so anything more than a 72 and you're wasting your time and everyone's like ha ha and you study all year
00:36:56.500
and you can't fail it if you fail it you basically get fired so did that did anybody get fired in your
00:37:01.720
class or around you no no i think you could probably fail and take it again you get one now you can fail
00:37:08.060
and be like oh like i have a lot going on or you can be like a you know i'm a girl my service dog
00:37:13.900
didn't use my pronouns yeah you know so now it's fine but old school days like old wall street you
00:37:19.020
fail the series seven like you're fired you're done pack up your shit and go yeah get out and when
00:37:23.340
they fire you they bring you into an office and they fire you and they don't even let you go back
00:37:28.220
to your desk it's just protocol so you're in the office and there's like a guy with like a jacket
00:37:32.140
like a suit jacket and he's security and they fire you and they walk you out and then your desk gets
00:37:37.220
packed into a box and then same day delivered to your house did you see that happen yeah how many
00:37:42.700
times did you see that four times that's kind of nuts yeah imagine like seeing the guy with the
00:37:47.100
jacket it's like a tan specific jacket yeah and you're like fuck you go back to your desk to like
00:37:52.080
knock everyone out and then they're like nope we got rules for that but yeah so perfect score on
00:37:56.340
the series seven it was a 72 it's 180 correct out of 250 i took the test i finished the test
00:38:03.380
you get the score right away it does like a spinny wheel and you hit submit it does a spinny wheel and
00:38:08.180
then it tells you your score and everyone's like oh i was so nervous and i'm like what'd you get
00:38:11.640
like oh an 88 a 94 easily passed i did the spinny wheel i submit by the way i changed my answers
00:38:19.760
based on how it looked on multiple choice so i have four d's in a row exactly i literally looked
00:38:26.020
back and i was like oh yeah four d's in a row that doesn't make sense d b d d yeah so i didn't even
00:38:32.520
read it i didn't even read the question don't look right yeah exactly so i wasn't even reading the
00:38:37.120
questions i was making changes to the last second hit submit stood up at my desk spinny wheel spinny
00:38:43.500
wheel then it says pass 72 180 at a 250 the lady printed it off and goes whoo came back to the desk
00:38:52.400
everyone was like what'd you get and i was like 72 and they're like oh same thing but it was cool and
00:38:59.160
i became a legend and then all the clients wanted to go get drinks with the guy who got a perfect
00:39:03.420
score in the series seven so i became like a legend and i have so many funny other stories from
00:39:07.900
those wall street days i have like hundreds of stories um and i'll tell you guys some more yeah
00:39:14.680
in other episodes yeah but it was great we used to gamble so much it was so much fun there's always
00:39:20.340
action always betting always action blackjack one time we bet with just taking five quarters
00:39:27.260
and we would just be like all right 20 bucks each heads or tails and you shake them up and you
00:39:31.020
throw them on the table and it's either you lose 100 bucks you win 100 bucks you lose 80 you win 80
00:39:36.620
you know it's like three heads two tails is you won 20 each is worth 20 bucks yeah so we used to do
00:39:41.960
that i went into crazy debt it was actually hilarious fun times went into debt yeah i was like a young
00:39:48.160
guy on the desk and i was playing the quarter game too much and your rent was like 1800 which was high
00:39:52.400
back then yeah exactly so yeah obviously these are just financial decisions i'm making i'm buying any of
00:40:01.100
the stock i also hold safe moon and here's what i was thinking about when i was talking to richard
00:40:05.440
rap boy this morning nfts if you guys don't know what nfts are it stands for i don't know
00:40:11.220
non-fungible token non-fungible token uh but basically it's like people are buying and selling
00:40:17.240
jpegs jpegs just pictures and it's kind of like online art but it's like jpegs and there and there's
00:40:26.780
some that are just like cartoonized monkeys yeah certain ones get popular and they go for like
00:40:32.720
millions of dollars yeah i saw somebody turn down 9.5 million for a board ape for a board ape
00:40:38.840
meaning like a picture of a monkey who is bored not entertained went for like 10 million dollars
00:40:45.320
so here's where i think is a good idea for the whole industry obviously when there's money being
00:40:51.680
made in crypto income the institutions income the banks the jp morgans the goldman sachs is everyone
00:40:58.580
everyone's gonna pile into crypto because i think that's where the money's at we should make these
00:41:05.020
institutions and these big banks the ultimate bag holders yeah so we have to have like really
00:41:10.680
positive sentiment around nfts forever everyone loves nfts nfts are so good nfts are worth the money
00:41:17.420
and have all the big banks come in and start buying them up and then boom nft market crashes
00:41:23.000
they're the bag holder we take the money back for the people from the big guy and then someone in
00:41:28.660
goldman sachs it is gonna get called into their office and say why do we own five billion dollars
00:41:33.780
of jpegs and they're gonna go well i mean everyone was buying and there's a market and
00:41:39.280
it's really popular and then we let them be the bag holders and we save the country sorry wells fargo
00:41:44.420
it's just a jpeg and they go wait no no it's not a jpeg okay and then and then they have like the
00:41:50.000
moment where they you know they find out the calls coming from inside the house
00:41:53.420
it's like no but it's sold for a thousand ethereum and then that and then i can't sell it right now
00:42:00.640
for even like five hundred dollars like and then boom nfts crashed to zero it was always a jpeg
00:42:05.860
yeah that bubble makes me nervous though the nft bubble it has to be a bubble well because it's like
00:42:12.840
someone gets rich off an nft and it's like dude i sold that nft for 50 grand and then it's like
00:42:18.860
i'm gonna go buy 10 more of this new nft i think can go up and it's like using profits to
00:42:26.100
pump another one and it's like a circular thing that just kind of is just jpegs yeah this is my
00:42:31.680
favorite episode of the podcast ever nice good job i love the podcast thank you i think it's the
00:42:36.440
funniest podcast i am glad that i encourage you to do the podcast then me too me too and shout out
00:42:42.880
to chinese donut boy who also chinese donut boy as well sponsor of the show um while we have a
00:42:49.760
little break in the action i think i'm gonna just use this opportunity to call something okay get
00:42:54.620
something on the record on the books hot honey are you familiar with this yeah hot honey is the next big
00:43:01.940
thing remember kale was a big thing internet crypto yeah hot honey it's a it's like a spicy honey
00:43:11.520
subtle thing that i've had a little sweet and spicy a little sweet and spicy but not overwhelming
00:43:17.480
and it gets added to like the crust of pepperoni pizza for example okay and you eat pepperoni pizza
00:43:23.420
and you have like this like sweet aftertaste that's kind of like got some spice and it's fantastic
00:43:29.160
hot honey guys you will be seeing more of hot honey soon you heard it here first okay it's on the
00:43:36.620
books all right so what do we have article wise what was the funny thing this week that you saw on
00:43:42.000
the news richard rappaway the clown world article of the week is from the washington post and it's
00:43:46.960
called zookeeping isn't common in the black community this black zookeeper wants to change that
00:43:51.720
and there's an image of a black zookeeper and for the record i have never even met a zookeeper
00:43:58.600
yeah i don't think so they're going to a very very niche industry niche yeah all right what do
00:44:07.380
they say about it well they say here craig sappho was at the fresno chaffee zoos big cats exhibit when
00:44:14.520
he saw the man outbounds this black guy in a zoo uniform sappho said he had this walk like the coolest
00:44:19.880
walk you've ever seen and i think ah that's cool they let their volunteers come in then he realized the
00:44:24.260
man wasn't a volunteer he had his training buoy his target stick his meat pouch sappho said and then he
00:44:29.720
realized oh my god he's the keeper the man didn't why was he so surprised the zookeeper was black this
00:44:35.560
guy's like admitting to his own like racism or like preconceived notion and then he's like so everyone
00:44:40.720
must think that yeah like what was that like oh he must be a they let the volunteers in the cage it's
00:44:45.580
like he has all the tools and he's wearing the costume like he's probably the zookeeper i wouldn't
00:44:49.920
assume that he's some volunteer who's not qualified if i see a mailman in a full mailman outfit i'm not
00:44:55.780
gonna go oh who let this guy they let the kid in the you know no oh keep going so by the way guys
00:45:01.520
there's we looked this up there's 355 zoos in the country yeah it's like dude chicago has two zoos
00:45:08.200
the tier one cities new york chicago la they probably have a couple zoos and then it's like you might have
00:45:14.440
one in st louis you might have one in yeah and you do probably in st louis but you know what i mean
00:45:19.900
it's like you get one per city basically this isn't like some competing thing like this isn't
00:45:26.140
mcdonald's on every corner it's like zoos are few and far between guys why isn't there black
00:45:30.820
representation in the zoos and it's like isn't zoo keeping bad like if they're trying to be like
00:45:36.920
washington is it washington post doing this yeah so if it's like you're trying to do your leftist spin
00:45:41.280
washington post let me help you instead of saying why aren't there any black zoo keepers it's all white
00:45:45.920
dominated why don't you just say how come all these white people are locking up all these animals
00:45:50.840
like why are you bringing black people in on it i thought it was like the zoo keeping was like a
00:45:54.640
dated thing like sea world and stuff it's kind of like we shouldn't be keeping them in cages the
00:45:58.800
question should be why are there three tigers in a half acre enclosure yeah when they normally roam 500
00:46:03.640
miles it's like what are we doing here but apparently racism takes a front seat to animal uh yeah animal
00:46:09.180
rights we need representation so the man didn't fit the profile of who most zoo keepers in america are
00:46:14.500
white and female so it's women too yeah so it's like so uh the guy goes on i was mortified that i
00:46:21.200
said that blah blah blah and basically it's like the article goes on to say his black friends would
00:46:28.500
dismiss his work as white people stuff and indeed the field is about 74 percent white it's like
00:46:35.260
should it be 99 percent if it was like something crazy and unacceptable it's not that crazy that's not
00:46:41.640
that bad we're still 65 percent of the population okay so they're just forcing it and they can't
00:46:47.960
help themselves they see an opportunity and they they they seize it yeah it's just a weird attention
00:46:54.600
article i am a black zookeeper there's two words there black and zookeeper both probably words you
00:47:00.080
never heard combined together what are you guys talking about i've never had anyone say i'm any kind
00:47:05.920
zookeeper i've never even met a zookeeper get out of here with this and so yeah what else does it say
00:47:12.320
oh and oh this is my favorite line in the article here a veterinarian took him under his wing to come
00:47:18.180
watch a surgery which led him to which led to him enrolling in veterinary school but it soon became
00:47:23.180
clear that animal behavior not animal medicine was his true love and then hold on sorry i have a really
00:47:29.260
good sentence here here's my favorite sentence i have never experienced myself direct overt racism
00:47:35.580
sappho told me as he walked along the exhibits last month i had a lot of white people helping me pushing
00:47:40.800
me along like what the fuck so people so who's the article for it's just so you see it casually when
00:47:48.840
you're scrolling because you obviously don't read all the way through like we did and you say oh man
00:47:53.800
those white people are keeping blacks out of the zookeeping industry just like everything else
00:47:58.460
and it just reaffirms like this wonked worldview that there's a group in charge and a group that's
00:48:04.900
below you know what it's just for the casual scroller just be like another boop in the direction of oh
00:48:10.900
yeah there's a race issue in this country and a bunch of the boops add up i guess dude and it's just
00:48:15.780
human nature it's like yo i'm in this super specific field uh geothermal vents and it's like yo this guy
00:48:24.460
wants to learn about geothermal vents that's crazy that's never happened before it's like i'll teach
00:48:29.160
you everything i know it's like nobody cares about your race yeah it doesn't have to be that so
00:48:34.780
whatever he basically started like a people of color zookeeper club and go do it go do it enjoy have
00:48:41.860
fun have fun the guy so basically it's just a big fluff piece on that have fun like you said and no one
00:48:47.640
excluded you or kept you out of the zookeeping industry congrats i i'm it just gets tiring and
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a lot of people have noticed that my attitude they've been like flecka it's like you're meaner
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now like your attitude has changed it's not like light-hearted and fun anymore and that's kind of
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it kind of had to it kind of did on purpose it kind of like the the course has been run
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phase one was like for me at least 2016 to 2020 where it's like get as red-pilled as possible
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get as many people red-pilled as possible by exposing them to the craziness of the left
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so we made all those street videos if you're on the right you're laughing and enjoying and learning
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and realizing what you're up against if you're on the left you're embarrassed taking l's constantly
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humiliated and if you're in the middle you're like hmm i don't know where i fought politically
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i haven't been paying attention but that handsome bearded funny guy is pretty handsome and funny
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yeah and these leftists saying trump is worse than hitler are kind of idiots i'm definitely not on
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their side and then you nudge to the right so like phase one was like getting as many people
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nudged to the right as possible and that was fun it was entertainment it was comedy and now phase two
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is still going to be fun entertainment and comedy but it's going to be a little more directional
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instead of letting them talk and letting us decide about their ideas we're just going to make fun of
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people that are actually against us and are fundamentally opposed in a light-hearted way
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that's going to just be entertainment we're making fun of the people that are against us
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and we're allowed to do that snl does it to us forever yeah every day and they have millions of
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dollars behind it so we're going to do it back to them if your ideas are stupid and you're artificially
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propped up by society and the satanic cabal that exists of all jeffrey epstein's friends then we're
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going to make fun of you a little bit and let everyone else who's kind of not really sure what's
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going on figure it out pretty quick yeah so that's the goal we're definitely not going to just blindly
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revere you mm-hmm sorry i know you wish we could yeah but i know that's the goal you know that's the
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goal you're not going to get me vaccinated and i'm not going to stop making fun of you so hopefully
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