EPISODE 006 NEW WOKE MOVIES SUCK | FAUCI IS SICK | TIME TO CALL WEAK MEN P*SSIES?
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Summary
In this episode of the podcast, we talk about new movies and why they suck more than usual, Dave Chappelle holding the front line, Alec Baldwin being a muppet, and we make the case for calling men pussies again.
Transcript
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All right, welcome back to Fleka Socks, the podcast, episode 006.
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Today, we're going to be talking about new movies and why they suck more than usual.
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We're going to talk about Dave Chappelle holding the front line.
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And I am going to make the case for calling men pussies again.
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Because words are just words until action actually starts.
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But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do.
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This week, we are going to be doing a video version as well.
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If you're listening on Apple Podcasts and now you know you can see, hop on over to YouTube.
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We actually live and work and survive off of five-star reviews.
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Yeah, it starts tingling Fleka's brain in the right spot.
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This podcast isn't solving life's greatest mysteries, but so what?
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And I think we are solving life's greatest mysteries.
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You gave us five stars, you can say whatever you want.
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Perfect blend of humor while expressing conservative views on the political happenings of the day.
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All it is is two obese white men talking about bulk order gyro meat.
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How do, first of all, what do you, when someone rides the bus, what do you sit there?
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It's like the show is constantly talking about transgender people and gyro meat.
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We're six for six on gyro meat, and I think probably transgenders as well.
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And we're about to go seven for seven, I think, next week, too.
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I already got some things prepared for next week.
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But yeah, I'm getting, I don't know, 200 DMs about how it's not gyro, it's euro, it's hero, it's yido, it's yido.
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That's how the Greeks, if you're a real Greek, it's because of yido.
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If you're audio only, you can't really see the transitions.
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And the transitions are just me throwing the papers on the floor as we move on.
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Dr. Fauci take the dog, he tie him up, he hit him with the dick, beat him up,
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give him to the Japanese man to cook him, eat him, hapoon him.
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He, we found out that he approved and was involved in experiments where beagles had
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And then they also cut the vocal cords of the dogs.
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Like, well, isn't that like some old native American thing?
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Like you bury the guy and then you put honey on his face and the insects eat him alive.
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We're just still doing that with dogs to get like some sort of data.
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And imagine it like gets put in like a spreadsheet somewhere and they're like, okay, the data.
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And then like nobody looks at it again for 40 years.
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And then some guy's like, oh, I tortured 60 dogs in the 2020s for my experiment for an experiment.
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Like you guys better be doing something really good with that.
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It's a little bit of a crazy conspiracy corner.
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We're going to have flies eat the face of a dog while it's alive.
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And obviously to prevent some yelping, we'll cut the dog's vocal cords.
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But, you know, and he comes around and it's like, okay, if Dr. Fauci approves this, what else is he willing to do?
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It's a little bit of a conspiracy, but hear me out.
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If you're willing to do this, what else are you willing to do?
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Are you willing to test things on AIDS children?
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Are you willing to get involved in an experiment that takes the scalps of aborted babies and grafts them onto mice?
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So I think instead of it being like, oh, yeah, Dr. Fauci funded some stuff.
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I think this was the way they vetted and found Dr. Fauci, the ultimate hitter for them.
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So it's like, oh, you know, oh, we have this experiment.
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And most people are probably like, oh, I'm not doing that.
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And they're like, okay, this guy is kind of gravitating towards this bad stuff.
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Like where he's Jim Carrey just saying, yeah, sure, we'll rip the dogs.
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The Kitty Genovese murder where no one called when they heard her getting murdered and everyone assumed someone else would call.
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It's the same thing where it's like he doesn't really respond to red flags.
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He's willing to do it because authority is telling him to.
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I don't know if you're even allowed to say that anymore.
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That's kind of what I think happened, to be honest.
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It's like we're watching how far Fauci will go and how far the prisoners themselves will still allow it to.
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And then also the little things he did in the short term, like the face eating dog bugs and the grafting of the skin and the AIDS kids.
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Like those are probably summoning some sort of like demons or like feeding one demon that eventually takes him over.
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So now Dr. Fauci and his torture demon are raining terror over the whole world.
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Well, I mean, you're definitely more right than wrong.
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Beagle, golden retriever, yellow lab, black lab.
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Beagle is like you give your kid a beagle because it's like it's small enough.
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They are the ones who are the least run arounders.
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And that's why Dr. Fauci is like we should use them because they'll just lay down while
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And if anyone cries and whimpers, we'll cut the vocal cords.
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I mean, clearly like they have that old bit like or the old Trump joke, like Trump, I
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could shoot someone on Fifth Avenue and come out of it fine.
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It's like that's kind of what Fauci is doing and capable of.
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They've made him that person where he's like this revered guy.
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So if you're like an average person, casual scroller, don't fully know what's going on,
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And it's like when you hear this, I guess you like you think it's just like, oh, the
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conservatives are trying to get Dr. Fauci and they're saying crazy stuff.
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You ignore what it is because you've already been told, oh, everyone's going this way.
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Like he's getting he's gaining this power and he's like, I'm leveling up.
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But also the the Fauci thing, like, didn't he have some pictures of himself like in his
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So he's like in the God complex, the front man status.
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And it's like now he's also Dr. Fauci, Dr. Faustus.
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It was like a book from high school where it's like a haunted guy, Dr. Faustus.
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So it's like a loose frayed brain string out there for you.
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You keep trying to tell us he's good, but it's like.
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Wouldn't Trump, the evil guy they've made him out to be, wouldn't we like dig up his past
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Hey, this guy donated a ice rink to Central Park.
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And it's like this guy, that's where you actually find the stuff.
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So Richard Ratboy and I have been watching some background movies, but we're doing it
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Like for the podcast, we have a whole movie section.
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And this is kind of the part of the show where we're going to talk about how the entertainment
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industry obviously was going in a horrible direction, obviously is so bad.
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Well, so a lot of the movies that are coming out are remakes of old movies that have built-in
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For example, Halloween, it's like a bunch of people will go see that every time a new
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Jamie Lee Curtis is only in it for three scenes, number one.
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And then afterwards, the reviews, one of the big takeaways was Michael Myers, the murderer,
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dead, living dead guy, cursed souls, some sort of.
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Is homophobic because he killed a gay couple on the show.
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Because he doesn't treat them any differently than anyone else?
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Where were you when this article was being written?
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So now if you watch a horror movie, at the end, it's going to be the gay people, the person
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It used to be, the bit used to be that horror movie, the black guy dies first, no matter what.
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And it's like, so if you see a group of five people, it's like gay guy, white guy, black
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guy, some other token and illegal immigrant, illegal DACA kid.
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And then illegal immigrant saves the day, saves everybody.
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The white guy will probably run head, you know, run full speed ahead and get his head
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chopped off immediately and try to fight with fists.
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And then the woman of color will be like, you know, I've never heard, but I think this
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And then the end of the story is going to be like, he just wanted to come to America for
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And everyone wanted to kick him out and wanted to get him out because he was an immigrant
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And you walk out of the theater like, I thought I was watching Halloween.
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So now it's going to be all gay guys left, I guess.
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And you're going to be in the end of the movie.
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You're going to be gutted, knifed by Michael Myers.
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I saw some previews and I saw some scenes online.
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So when you say, hey, Sopranos fans, are you excited?
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But what ended up happening was, I know you wanted a Tony Soprano origin story, but I actually
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used the opportunity to shed some light on a story that actually needs to be told more
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No disrespect to Tony, but in that regard, we had to shine some light on this issue.
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Yeah, on some issue that isn't getting enough attention.
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So it was basically all about the race riots in Newark in 1967.
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Who knew Tony Soprano origin story was so deeply intertwined with the Newark riots in the 60s?
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And the African-American struggle in the United States.
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And the whole movie was about black people and like the black struggle and the oppressive
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white people and the racism, every single aspect.
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And they completely just hijacked an audience, pretended they were going to give them what
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Oh, hey, who's going to help me carry this gobble ghoul?
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So they give you a couple of your lines that you know you're looking for.
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And it kind of like, oh, yeah, they're doing the remake.
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And then it just gets slowly hijacked and bam, next thing you know.
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As long as a few of the clapping seal audience members go, oh, he said the line.
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We can make this about completely not the Sopranos.
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Like you don't come back for the 10 years later money grab movie.
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And they're going to say a couple of the good lines that you liked and hope that you enjoy
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It's saying, oh, instead of saying, I want to make a black power movie about the Newark
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riots and go put it out there and do a great job.
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Let's just shoehorn this right into the Tony Soprano coming of age.
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It's like instead of making a movie and it's not going to be as popular as the Sopranos,
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you're going to take a show that's as popular as the Sopranos and make it less good and try
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I don't think it can because the series stands alone.
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For someone like me, I just count it as like a extra nothing.
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It has no basis in the reality of the Sopranos.
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And it's for the clapping seal audience who just want to say the line.
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He doesn't have the makings of a varsity athlete.
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And while you weren't looking and you were entertained, they ruined the Sopranos.
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Over the weekend, Zach and I were background watching What Would You Do with John Quinones?
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Where basically it's a show where they put like these actors and scenarios out in public
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So they'll have like a pregnant lady and she has a cigarette.
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Or it's like someone who's like drunk getting in their car and seeing if you'll stop the person
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And it used to be the scenarios used to be like just and they were going to see like
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Like, oh, you're going to you're going to light this lady's cigarette and she's clearly
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But now, like everything else, it got diverted and became like a race thing, like a race
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And it used to be very high stakes, like a guy just roofing someone at a bar.
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What's what's the table next to him going to do now?
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And now they're just and now it got hijacked and it's all about race and racism.
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And they had one the other day where there was a lady who was the civilian, didn't know
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She's in the hair salon and she's in the chair and there's a black girl with her boyfriend
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And then there's the hair salon lady doing her the civilian's hair.
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And the hair salon lady immediately starts going like, you have to get out of here.
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Like, this is a white racism on site, like worst racism, like probably ever, like a completely
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And she's going on and on, like, why are you dating a white guy?
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And then like the lady in the chair, who's a civilian, is obviously horrified.
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And the lady is just like completely horrified.
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And it's like the same emotional roller coaster that the mainstream media takes you on, like
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CNN, for example, where you hear a story like Jussie Smollett.
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And you're like, oh, my gosh, like I'm looking at this in live time.
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And you're emotionally like all ground up and twisted up from it.
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And then you find out later that the details come out.
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In the Jussie case, for example, it wasn't what he said.
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But the emotional damage that happened already is already done.
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And that's kind of like how the media operates.
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It's like the story, the fake story gets thousands of retweets and the retraction gets 10.
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So it's like that's kind of what we're seeing here.
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And when you see a show like What Would You Do With John Quinones, it's almost like showing
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It's like, yeah, there's a contrived situation.
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But in this situation, she was talking to John Quinones after.
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And she was like, yeah, you know, I had to say something like it's so wrong.
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Like there's so much ignorance and there's ignorance everywhere.
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So much racism and bigotry happening everywhere.
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Yeah, I had to step up and it's like, is there?
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That's the first time you've seen anything like that.
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And if you go each instance of like what racism and hate is, like Jussie Smollett, Bubba Watson,
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George Floyd, there's so many more details that have come out since then that have basically
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It was racism or it was an act of hate, a hate crime, all this stuff.
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So it's like there's ignorance everywhere is the theme.
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It's just you get emotionally riled up and then it adds over time, no matter what the
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And then when you look at it from a wide perspective, you're like, oh, 20, 2016 through 2021, I got
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emotionally riled up like a ton of times because of like racist stuff.
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And it's like, did you or did you want to write them down and go through each one and realize
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And like that, that setup is basically how the sausages made it.
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And then after a time they figure it out and we should lose credibility, but people just
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They turned on the TV and they might as well watch again.
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If you're an audio only, you're not missing anything.
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Um, Dave Chappelle holding the line, keeping it 100 G love to see it.
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If he wants to, those transgender people at Netflix want to talk to him.
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They have to watch his special all the way through.
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And then they have to admit Hannah Gadsby is not funny, which is the best time to insert
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Hannah Gadsby is a Australian lesbian who just like completely every show she does is
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No, she's like a comedian who got a Netflix special and then she dresses like a man.
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She's obviously a total feminist, uh, least funny person on earth.
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And the entire standup routine is just like a lecture basically.
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And, um, it's one of those things where like on Rotten Tomatoes, the critic score is a hundred
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So it's just like that fake world disconnect where they're trying to pump her up.
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Uh, dude, that's the thing is like, um, it's the same thing with Fauci and the guardian.
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That's like a made man who gets elevated and it's like, all right, Hannah Gadsby, did everyone
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And so same thing with Fauci being the sexiest man alive.
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We're going to lead block with this mentally ill Hannah Gadsby.
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And we're going to kind of just sneak in our, our, our, our boy, Dr. Fauci.
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And we're going to just kind of like plow through the crowd, get to the front.
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They create a victim class and then they run right behind them.
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Uh, Dave Chappelle also said, uh, on a tweet, I said what I said and boy, I heard what you
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You said you want to save working environment and Netflix.
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It seems like I'm the only one who can't go to the office deep.
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You think he's, you think the mob is, you know, the, the oppressed now is the mob acting
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I used to, in my videos, I would ask kids who are conservative on college campuses.
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And I would ask like, if you were to go into class wearing a dress, would you be safer or
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less safe than someone who's going to class, walking around campus, wearing a MAGA hat?
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And every single time they're like, dude, trans people are safer than MAGA people for
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Um, someone might throw a smoothie at you, but they are probably on antidepressants and
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He's in this fight between Netflix, this mega corp, the minority of the trans activists
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And he's just like, I'm just a guy who's like saying what I want.
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So we love to see him holding the line and trolling while doing it.
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If you enjoyed her special, please unfollow this podcast.
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Everyone knows that Dave Chappelle, keep holding it down.
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Even Seth Dillon, the CEO of, um, Babylon, Babylon B very funny guy.
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He said, if you have both the will and power to punish anyone who makes a joke at your expense,
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Am I going to be more or less pinnable after today?
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And every day I wake up and I agree to be less, to be more unpinnable than I was the day before.
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The percent chance is so low that he can be pinned.
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And if you're not, we're going to get to why you should in the next segment.
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Earlier this week, Madison Cawthorn, a person, some other person, I think running for Congress or Senate or something in New Hampshire, I think.
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And then Alex Brucewitz were all at Dartmouth together.
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And there were so many protesters there and they were in the building giving like a presentation and they had like heckler types.
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And it's sad to see the school means so like you get so little out of it.
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And it's also the most expensive it's ever been.
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And so they just suck the soul out of higher education, Ivy League education.
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And it was like teetering on it when we were there.
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But obviously everything's gone off a mountain slide.
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So these kids are like waiting for their chance.
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They're like, I'm a good little leftist protester.
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Madison Cawthorn's here, the freshman congressman.
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I've been training against fascists for the last five years.
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You have to go against fascism with violence because you have to, because fascism is like a line cross.
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And this is kind of, this is where I was saying in the beginning, we're going to make a case for calling people pussies again.
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Let's get, it's a tough case, but look at this kid right here calling out Madison Cawthorn.
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I just had a quick question for you, Congressman Cawthorn.
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A majority of Republicans believe that President Biden was not lawfully elected.
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Now, you know that he was and that he won the 2020 election.
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So when will you stop lying to your constituents, admit that Donald Trump lost, and end this senseless attack on our democracy?
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That's what you want to wholeheartedly disagree with you.
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On the facts that President Biden was lawfully elected?
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So, as you can all see in Article 2, Section 3 of the Constitution, the only people who have a right to change election law in the United States of America are the state legislatures.
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You saw in six key states, namely Wisconsin and Arizona, as the worst perpetrators.
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The state governors and the board of elections there who actually went around the will of the state legislature and changed election laws on their own.
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When you have voter drop boxes that are set up in parks, when you can get rid of signature verification and voter identification laws, that is against the law.
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When you incited the January 6th insurrection, were you against the Constitution?
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When you incited the January 6th insurrection, were you against the Constitution?
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When you're saying things that are violently inaccurate, and you're trying to escalate, it's like you're out.
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You're trying to gotcha someone without any data, without the correct data.
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So it's like you're showing how you do with data collection elsewhere in your life, and you're wearing a mask.
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It's actually ironic because I have to censor it, even in here, because the mischievous spirit that exists within men has been removed from society.
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If we were a few years ago, 20 years ago, and we see these, like, kids at the protests going against Madison Cawthorne and saying he's violent, maybe you go throw a snowball at them.
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It's a hate crime because there's a guy in there who thinks he's a girl, and there's, like, a DACA kid here and a Native American, and it was, like, an attack on it.
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And they have all these things that you can't attack them for.
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They'll gather whatever supporting evidence they can after the fact to make it as bad as it's out.
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Meanwhile, you can be, like, the kid who's just, like, trying to set up a turning point booth, and some kid can come over, flip the table, rip your shit.
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Remember in Animal House—this Animal House is actually based on Dartmouth.
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Remember in Animal House, there was the guy on the stairwell playing the guitar?
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And then Belushi comes over, and he's kind of, like, messed up.
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And he gives the guitar handle back to the guy.
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Like, that guy goes home, and he either builds the guitar back from scratch and doesn't let it defeat him, and he's actually a good guitarist.
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Or he's like, hmm, maybe that guitar stuff isn't very cool, and I'm just trying to get girls.
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Maybe there's a different angle where I'm more accepted and more cool and everyone likes me.
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So it's like, for these kids, it's like, if I can't call this kid a pussy, and other people can maybe chime in, too.
00:32:46.980
You can't call anyone a pussy because mischievous male spirit has been removed.
00:32:51.840
And not only that, that kid is actually in charge of our opposition, and he's being promoted to the front and told that I'm the problem.
00:33:03.120
The opposition is fascism, and we need to meet fascism with violence or whatever.
00:33:07.000
So it's like, not only are you wrong and a bitch boy, you're not allowed to be attacked or else I get in trouble, and you're being promoted, you're a bitch boy, and you're escalating and calling for the next step.
00:33:20.120
If this is fascism, you better put on some camouflage.
00:33:24.260
Isn't it wartime if someone's a fascist and actively trying to oppress you?
00:33:31.060
But you just want to yell at a guy in a wheelchair who's speaking on campus.
00:33:38.500
It's not even like it's some sketchy character like Richard Spencer.
00:33:44.620
Dude, fascism is rapidly coming across America.
00:33:51.260
So, and a lot of these kids, it's like they don't have anything going for them necessarily where their identity is their ideas.
00:33:59.240
It's like, oh, this kid in the mask, what do you stand for?
00:34:04.280
I stand against hate, against racism and homophobia.
00:34:09.500
And it's like those aren't things that you're for or doing.
00:34:12.740
Love, compassion, and the lowest common denominator is what all these people are.
00:34:19.780
And it's the same thing we see in every industry and everything.
00:34:24.720
It's about taking down existing success because it only exists because of a flawed system, the patriarchy, racism, or, you know, everything's deeply rooted in something horrible.
00:34:38.080
So, it's like if I could call this kid a pussy and be like, dude, you're a pussy.
00:34:47.320
If I were to say something like that, like, I can't.
00:34:49.940
But if I were able to, that kid might think about it a little bit, actually hear my idea, and then judge based on that.
00:34:57.700
Instead of being protected and promoted and then told that I'm the violent person that he has to go face.
00:35:05.860
Well, so there's also another angle to this where it's like that guy, you know, was probably trying to impress a girl, you know, at the end of the day.