Fleccas Talks Podcast - EPISODE 008 DONT TRUST THE TEACHERS ｜ ANOTHER BIDEN BATHROOM INCIDENT ｜ RITTENHOUSE ｜ MORE

00:00:00.000 All right. Welcome back to Fluggist Talks, the podcast episode 008. This week on the show,

00:00:04.660 there is something in the air. There was another Joe Biden bathroom incident. This one could be

00:00:09.720 the peak ease of evidence we need in our incontinence theory. The vaccine Muppets

00:00:13.380 continued them up. This time there's costumes and bird suits involved. There was an e-scooter

00:00:17.960 mayhem incident in our town that we saw in the next door app. We're going to give you a quick

00:00:22.420 reminder, obviously, that Aaron Rodgers sucks and he had a chance to be based, but he didn't. 0.86

00:00:26.220 We are also going to talk about the new meme diet I'm on today. I'll give you a hint. It's not good. 0.94

00:00:31.680 And are the teachers trying to make our kids gay? Almost certainly. They're trying to make them 1.00

00:00:36.260 something. We're going to talk about that and a whole lot more. It's Fluggist Talks,

00:00:38.880 the podcast episode 008, ranked the best new podcast of all time.

00:00:46.360 Because words are just words until action actually starts. And actions speak louder than words,

00:00:51.460 but at the same time, words speak louder than words because sometimes it's the right thing

00:00:55.900 to do. Very cool. Very cool.

00:00:59.580 It's Fluggist Talks, the podcast featuring Richard Rappoy.

00:01:05.460 All right. Yes, we are in a lovely time of year here in Florida. It is hoodie season. This

00:01:09.820 is some nice change in climate. Feels good. If you ask me during that time, I kind of got a

00:01:14.980 little sick. So did Richard Rappoy. Yeah. Are we telling him who? Chinese Donut Boy? 1.00

00:01:18.980 Yeah. Chinese Donut Boy was here visiting and he got us all sick. So patient zero and he left us 1.00

00:01:24.360 holding the bag. But it's like good old fashioned, normal sick. Yeah. It's a sniffles cold. Nothing

00:01:30.100 to shut down anything about. I'm not spreading anything to anybody. I'm just a little stuffed

00:01:35.060 in the nose and feeling a little puffy, not feeling the best. So the first perseverance podcast,

00:01:40.620 like the first. Yeah, exactly. This isn't, we're, you know, we're giving you our best. I'm actually

00:01:45.720 on a mission to stifle this sickness out. So I'm on a little bit of a fast. I'm kind of doing like

00:01:51.060 a black coffee and liver pills fast. Any simulated hunts during that? No simulated hunts. We follow

00:01:56.700 this guy, Liver King, who says if you eat liver, you'll look shredded like him. So I started to eat

00:02:03.100 liver and now I'm doing a fast. So I'm just going to do liver pills, black coffee, Diet Cokes.

00:02:07.900 The next meme diet? Water. And yeah, it's not pretty, but we're going to just starve this

00:02:12.920 sickness out. We're going to just. Sickness be gone. Stifle it out. But yeah, so it's been like,

00:02:19.120 I don't know, a day and a half of not eating food. My brain feels clear. Yeah. We'll see if

00:02:25.060 it goes clear here to here and it translates in my, you know, if I'm good, I think I should be

00:02:30.340 all right. We'll see if intermittent fasting is a podcast positive or if it's going to take away.

00:02:35.720 Yeah. Or if I'm brain dead, nothing. I'm leaning towards brain dead right now.

00:02:40.140 You're not very good. Let's see how catatonic we get. 0.99

00:02:43.340 All right. Next door application. Guys, I told everybody a while ago about hot honey

00:02:47.720 and how hot honey was going to be the next big thing on pizza, pepperoni pizza with hot honey.

00:02:52.380 It's spicy and it's sweet. It kind of goes together, kind of works. And everyone's going to be seeing

00:02:56.940 that kind of come to fruition. The next thing I'm getting ahead of next door app. The next door app

00:03:03.020 is going to be like where people go for good content in the next few months, years. There's

00:03:07.820 such good action on the next door app. Wrap away. We got some, we got some highlights.

00:03:12.080 Well, so, I mean, the standard next door app is, did everyone see the coyote in the neighborhood?

00:03:16.480 Did everyone see the Fox careful with your little dogs? Um, and we got on the first time we got on

00:03:21.420 was cause we lost Jerry, Jerry escaped and you know, he had to post lost dog. So it's basically like

00:03:26.340 good for stuff like that. Um, but it kind of gets weird too. Like a random guy. Number one goes

00:03:33.360 armadillo. I have an armadillo. I cannot get rid of in my backyard. Does anyone know best practices to

00:03:38.840 run it off a bizarre cat attack? You know, it's, it's mostly animal action. This guy's feeding feral

00:03:45.120 cats in a child's park. And, uh, and then eventually we get to some real substance and

00:03:50.880 East scooter rider charged with manslaughter. We've all seen the scooter zooming around. This case really

00:03:55.800 is interesting. A young rider charged after the woman dies. So an East scooter rider ran into a

00:04:01.120 woman on a bike and she died. Oh, and he was just an irregular person riding a scooter. Yeah.

00:04:08.060 You want me to read some of it? Yeah. So St. Pete scooter rider admitted he didn't try to avoid

00:04:12.720 hitting elderly bicyclist killing her. And so I guess it's kind of like, I mean, I guess he kind of

00:04:18.420 just was like going and like had the right away or something. And then she didn't move and he just went

00:04:23.100 for it. But, um, apparently he, this guy told detectives he drove straight into the woman,

00:04:28.920 77 year old woman. So probably thinking it's like, yo, it's a scooter. Like whatever. We're,

00:04:35.120 we're on bikes. We're having fun. But then like an old lady just dies because she can't take it. 1.00

00:04:40.460 I'm not a big fan of the rental scooters, rental bike things. I saw this a lot in New York where they

00:04:46.580 had city bikes. That was the first New York was like the first city. This whole idea. It's like,

00:04:51.800 you're not, you're so casual of a bike rider that you don't own your own bike.

00:04:56.720 Yeah. You don't even have a bike. So you're going to rent a bike. Do you have a helmet? No,

00:05:00.540 I don't own a bike. Why would I need a helmet? So you're going to rent a bike and it's like,

00:05:03.840 okay, am I going to ride in a really easy area to navigate? No, we're going to put you in one of

00:05:07.680 the most hectic cities in the world, Manhattan. And you're going to ride the, and it's like,

00:05:11.900 what am I going to wear? Oh, you're going to wear your, the suit you're wearing to work.

00:05:15.480 Like whose idea was this? Whose, whose idea was this? And I, that's like,

00:05:20.020 there is got to be some sort of liability thing that you wave when you get on one of those.

00:05:24.780 Cause every time I see them, it's just drunk brunch girls. The other day, me and Richard

00:05:29.160 Rappoy, we saw drunk brunch girls on the scooter and they were both wearing wedge platform shoes. 1.00

00:05:34.820 I remember that. Like no, neither of you guys should be driving this thing at the same time.

00:05:39.440 It's just an absolute nightmare. I don't understand how these business, like I don't understand that

00:05:43.720 these businesses are a net positive. Well, and there's always like the clutter, like a

00:05:48.900 pile of scooters on the side of the road or whatever. And then obviously the drunk brunchers 1.00

00:05:53.240 riding two at a time, waiting to just get the shaky handlebars and eat it.

00:05:58.280 It's so easy to get squirrely. Um, Richard Rappoy and I have a game we play and this is going to

00:06:05.020 sound bad. Yeah. It's like, it's a slightly devious game. It's going to sound bad, but we're also

00:06:09.680 America. This is America. It's mischief, right? It's mischief. We can enjoy what we want to enjoy.

00:06:16.300 This is not a judgment of character thing. This is a fun game and it's been safe so far. So when

00:06:22.960 Richard Rappoy and I are driving in the car, if we see people riding anything less than a motorcycle,

00:06:28.660 so like a moped, a bicycle, um, a scooter, anything with two handlebars, electric scooter,

00:06:35.180 anything with two handlebars that doesn't, you know, that is, that's two wheels, two handlebars,

00:06:39.500 scooters, mopeds, whatever. If you see a person like that and you wave and you get them to take

00:06:45.100 a hand off of their handlebar to wave back, you get a point. Yeah. And it's, it's bad and it's risky

00:06:50.980 and it's risky, but you're kind of just testing the waters and seeing what people are up to out

00:06:55.180 there and seeing how confident they are and see if they're willing to take a hand off the handlebars

00:07:00.300 to say hello to someone they definitely don't know. They a hundred percent don't recognize and

00:07:03.900 they're just like, Hey, yeah, instant squirrely. It's like, just ignore us. We have never gotten

00:07:11.180 someone to wave and then fall. Yeah. And that's not our goal. That's kind of the, that's kind of

00:07:15.240 the parlay, the thousand point parlay, but we like, that's not our goal. That's not our goal.

00:07:19.780 We just want the points. We want the points for waving and we get them for sure. So, yeah. So you

00:07:24.820 got to be careful. You got to be nice to old ladies. You can't obviously run on them with scooters. 1.00

00:07:28.700 We have to protect them. I think part of being unpinnable, people think that being unpinnable

00:07:33.320 is like an inward thing. I need to be unpinnable so I can never get pinned. But part of being

00:07:38.180 unpinnable is taking care of people who are pinnable and vulnerable, like an old lady. 1.00

00:07:43.080 Yeah. With great unpinnability comes great responsibility.

00:07:45.620 Exactly. I was just going to say that.

00:07:47.780 So yeah, you did. Great minds think alike.

00:07:51.380 Good job, buddy. But yeah, so it's like being pinnable, unpinnable, you have to look out for

00:07:57.280 people like this. That's part of the responsibility. It's not all about you. You have to protect the

00:08:01.800 most vulnerable, which is like women, children, and old people. And if you do that, you will be

00:08:07.540 forever unpinnable because you will live in and create a society where old people are revered and

00:08:12.740 never pinned. So when you're an old man and pinnable, you'll actually be un-pinnable because 0.61

00:08:17.300 of the unpinnable work you did when you were younger.

00:08:20.380 Groundwork.

00:08:21.400 That makes sense.

00:08:22.700 It kind of does.

00:08:23.520 It kind of does.

00:08:24.400 And I mean, another thing with being unpinnable is just a piece of advice. Realize how fragile

00:08:29.300 some people can be, you know? Like remember that cop who, those cops who pushed over that

00:08:33.840 old guy in Buffalo when he was like, I'm protesting.

00:08:36.360 And he stumbled and cracked his head.

00:08:37.640 They barely pushed him. He stumbled and cracked his head. And it's like, these people are fragile.

00:08:42.160 Like unpinnable, if you're unpinnable, you got to, you know, play safe around these old 1.00

00:08:47.580 ladies and old people.

00:08:48.560 You got to move, you have to move your, you have to be deliberate with your movements.

00:08:52.660 Absolutely.

00:08:53.340 And then also I've been seeing some comments, well, not comments, but a friend of ours,

00:08:57.160 uh, you know, sent us a picture of a scale and he said, becoming more unpinnable by the

00:09:03.100 day. And, uh, you can't just gain weight and become unpinnable guys. So you can't just

00:09:08.840 get up to two 80 and all of a sudden you're unpinnable. You got to be moving heavy weight.

00:09:12.440 Trust me. It doesn't work. You thought it did and it didn't. Um, but yeah, next door app.

00:09:18.240 That's where the action is. That's where you guys got to look for the real good. Like

00:09:22.240 that's, that's, that's like, that's the kind of content. Can I show the game's headed? Yeah.

00:09:27.880 Can I show some randoms here? This guy's posting. So next door, good action. Strangers had sex on 0.98

00:09:33.920 our back patio furniture. Do you know this guy? He and a woman entered our yard through a back 0.85

00:09:38.860 alley gate and had sex. Then this lady, her dog was a cat attacked by this cat. Look at this

00:09:44.880 picture. Hilarious. Thank you. Um, just like a random blurry cat attacking my dog pick and she

00:09:53.240 had to share it. There's a rogue cat that's just on site. Um, and you know, that's it. I wish I had

00:09:59.920 this when I lived in downtown LA. We had, um, I had the citizen app, which is like similar. I remember

00:10:05.580 that. It's more crime. And it was like man with chain with knife on it, swinging it around a dead

00:10:14.200 body man with grenade, like crazy stuff. Car on fire. Like downtown LA. It was so, it was so bad

00:10:22.180 every night when I'm in bed, you hear someone screaming at the top of their lungs and you're

00:10:26.500 just like, I hope they're okay. A little different from suburban St. Pete where someone goes, I saw a

00:10:31.320 vanity. Yeah. There's a coyote. Vanities in the canal. Oh man. Um, all right. So moving on once

00:10:37.820 again on the show, we've been vindicated. I feel like this show is constantly being vindicated.

00:10:41.440 Everything we say is true. We have such a good finger on the pulse of what's going on. Uh, once

00:10:46.700 again, I remember our theories. Remember how many times we covered this? We had to cover it. We

00:10:50.840 didn't want it. And we don't talk about the bathroom stuff, but we had to. Joe Biden had some

00:10:54.840 bathroom incidents. We covered them fairly. Now we have a one that was confirmed. What is the

00:11:00.080 headline, Richie Rappoy? The headline is president Joe Biden allegedly farted in front of the Duchess

00:11:04.640 of Cornwall at COP or COP26, the climate change summit. And so the Duchess of Cornwall apparently

00:11:12.060 hasn't stopped talking about us. President Joe Biden breaking wind in front of her at COP26.

00:11:17.440 And I think the funnier part is how descriptive she gets. Camilla is said to have described the

00:11:22.480 president's fart as long and impossible to ignore. Impossible to ignore. So Joe Biden's got

00:11:28.420 bits. So Joe Biden was like planning this or something. Yeah. He thought it would be funny.

00:11:32.760 Yeah. And there is a world, you know, that's up for debate. So is this a tasteful joke? I don't do

00:11:38.980 jokes like this. Some people think it's funny. I guess it's up for debate. Do you think what Joe

00:11:44.320 Biden did was funny? I don't know. Let us know in the comments. Yeah. We're on Joe Biden's side now.

00:11:49.120 Maybe he's doing bits. I respect, I respect bits. I'm a, I'm a bits guy. Yeah. But so,

00:11:54.860 I mean, this thing's all funny because it kind of stems from like just this one lady they were

00:11:59.420 doing, they were having small talk and he just kind of lets one rip. A dad fart. Dad fart. It

00:12:04.460 got away from him. He thought it was a quiet one and it goes loud. But, um, I just love the,

00:12:11.500 the, the text of this. She apparently can't stop talking about it and keeps bringing it up.

00:12:16.480 I wouldn't either. Yeah. So the leader of the free world, if you're doing audio only,

00:12:20.960 I'm doing air quotes, uh, ripping wind like that. I've never, I've never seen anything

00:12:26.180 like that. That's not, that's not how a serious person handles himself. So it's either a person

00:12:30.740 who's doing B side bits or fart jokes, or it's the incontinence theory is holding true. And

00:12:38.660 he's just got, he's got some bigger problems that maybe on the surface we're not aware of. And

00:12:43.980 these are the kind of the hints of what he's, what he's battling on his own. Yeah. I think

00:12:47.720 there's no control on there. Like there's no, the muscles, the bladder and even the bowels

00:12:53.440 have no control anymore. Some people are saying it's like a side effect of some Alzheimer's

00:12:57.960 medication. Makes sense. But you know, that's unconfirmed rumor, hearsay, whatever you want

00:13:02.800 to call it. So. Yeah. But all we do know is the inside of his pants are plastic lined for

00:13:10.200 sure. We know that for sure. It has to be. Otherwise you know how much worse it would have

00:13:14.140 been. We've been, we would have known for sure what happened. Yeah. Moving on next vindication,

00:13:18.900 the Muppets have brought in actual Muppets to try to get people to get vaccinated. They want to stuff

00:13:25.060 us with this thing so bad. Yeah. This was a big one for us. We've been saying Muppets got them up

00:13:29.860 for a long time. Muppets mupping. And now they literally bring in Big Bird about to talk about

00:13:35.340 the vaccine. Smart. It is smart. And it's like, why would I listen to a theater kid in a bird suit

00:13:43.660 tell me to get injected with a Pfizer vaccine? And it's like, oh, it's not for you. It's to trick

00:13:49.300 the kids. Oh, got it. Oh, great. You're cutting through me. You're cutting through mom and dad,

00:13:54.220 just going straight to the kids. Straight to the kids. Okay. Just like you did with Arthur. Yeah.

00:13:58.680 Appreciate it. Another pillar of society that you can't trust anymore. Another thing that your kids

00:14:03.280 grow up with, Sesame Street, that you can't trust anymore. Lost another one. PBS in the trash.

00:14:08.520 Toodles. Nice knowing you. Moving on past that, vindicated once again, the Kardashians. We

00:14:13.880 obviously have been saying they're satanic witches. Look what they did to Bruce and Kanye and the one 0.90

00:14:18.900 that was in the brothel that OD'd. Remember the one? Oh yeah. Lamar Odom, right? Yeah. So obviously

00:14:24.660 these women have their way with these men and turn them into what they want or they soul suck them a 1.00

00:14:30.600 little bit. Soul suck them or destroy them if they don't cooperate. It looks like Travis Scott 1.00

00:14:35.000 is cooperating. Yeah. This is a, we have a picture. If you're audio only, this is a picture of Chris

00:14:43.280 Jenner finding out about the Astroworld concert. And if you're audio only, it's the picture of George

00:14:50.400 Bush finding out about 9-11 in the classroom. It's not a funny meme. Well, it is a funny meme.

00:14:56.260 I mean, but it's, it's just, it's a good joke. And honestly, the bushes are trash. And if people 0.96

00:15:03.600 think the bushes are good and revered and think they're like classic Republicans, you failed the

00:15:08.080 Fleckis litmus test for sure. So who do you think's in charge? Who's like the head honcho of the clan?

00:15:13.140 It's Chris Jenner. Is that, I think it's Chris. Yeah. Cause Bruce obviously got used as a,

00:15:18.360 yeah, I think she made Bruce become a lady to show how committed she was to not her own family. 0.81

00:15:24.880 True. So she said, I'll make Chris a lady just to show you a guy's excited. Bruce. Yeah. 0.95

00:15:28.640 As a sign of good faith. Yeah. It's like the handshake deal. Here's a little cash now.

00:15:33.460 And you had a, you had a theory a while ago. We might've talked about it briefly, but Bruce Jenner

00:15:38.000 killed a lady in a car accident. And so he had to pay the piper, pay the price, become a lady, 1.00

00:15:43.260 replace that lady, replace the lady. And then it was all probably happening at the same time.

00:15:47.180 And that was kind of them like not going into the, you know, Hey, Chris Jenner,

00:15:52.060 it's time to make a deal. Oh, we'll make one. Eventually make one. Eventually Bruce Jenner

00:15:55.300 killed a person time to make a deal now. Yeah. And they kind of had the Jenner's, you know,

00:16:00.860 they had some leverage on them and now they're the King witches and they're casting spells and

00:16:06.180 sucking souls out and diverting our youth. 0.68

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00:16:59.760 today. Please. I'm desperate. The money is gone. So moving on. Um, we had, I saw this

00:17:09.980 video and I sent it to Richard Rapboy. It's obviously going in this week in culture. This

00:17:14.700 teacher. Yeah, man. This, I don't know what pronouns to use. I have a couple adjectives.

00:17:20.420 Oh, I actually do. He, him. They're in his bio. Oh, good. Now we know. I have some adjectives

00:17:24.940 I'd like to use as well, but I won't because I'll get deleted from everything. Yeah. You won't

00:17:29.100 be able to monetize. Yeah. But check this out. Look what this teacher's doing. Look

00:17:33.500 how this teacher acts. This is what he says. This is what he's doing on TikTok on purpose

00:17:37.520 publicly. My second grade boys are officially obsessed with nail polish. So I let them know

00:17:44.700 about the nail polish that Olive and June sent me. And they were like, Mr. Morris, you have

00:17:49.720 to bring us some. And I was like, Oh my goodness. I did not expect this. And then a day later

00:17:55.660 I had another scholar come in and he was like, I have glitter nail polish at home, but I couldn't

00:18:00.760 wear it to school. And then the next day he came in and he was like, turns out the glitter

00:18:05.900 nail polish is really hard to get off. So look at my nails. And I was like, wow, those are

00:18:13.120 beautiful.

00:18:14.560 Oh, and it's like, if I had a kid and he wanted to wear nail polish, I would just be like, buddy,

00:18:18.000 you're not wearing nail polish. You gotta be tough. This guy's wearing nail polish like mom. 0.90

00:18:22.680 Why are you giving my son nail polish? Why are you encouraging my, it's like,

00:18:27.660 do you think this, like, this is a teacher. This is a teacher now. When I went to school,

00:18:32.520 my teachers were all older, obviously not millennials. And everyone was kind of fair.

00:18:37.360 I can't think of one teacher in all of my years that was like an open idiot, stupid leftist. 1.00

00:18:43.180 Like all these teachers were seeing on social media. I can't think of one because they were 1.00

00:18:46.160 all at least fair and played it. And we're just like, I'm going to be neutral. We'll never talk

00:18:49.860 about politics, but you know, I'm going to just fairly teach. And it's like, there was like a

00:18:53.500 tradition to it. Now all the millennials got there and the leftist millennials don't care about 0.96

00:18:58.500 tradition because tradition is the root of all evil and the building on racism and systematic

00:19:03.240 problems or whatever they think. So they don't, they throw tradition out and they think that

00:19:07.240 they're obligated to actually like direct the youth to a more progressive direction. So it's like

00:19:12.020 the conservative teachers that are left are actually doing the old school way of playing it

00:19:15.660 quiet, playing it fair. If I had to guess, I'm probably staying quiet because now everyone's

00:19:20.020 so openly leftist and now these new millennial teachers are coming in and like teaching these

00:19:24.760 kids how to get woke, giving the kid nail polish. Like you think that guy can help himself? Oh,

00:19:29.980 he's not getting political in class and making Trump comments. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Like who are

00:19:34.600 these people? This guy's, and this is like a twofold thing too, where it's like, he's got his

00:19:39.740 personality on Tik TOK, his personality to his students. You think he's talking like this when he has

00:19:44.200 parent teacher conferences? My students. Yeah. He wears his little slim fit suit and skinny tie

00:19:50.340 and plays it enough to kind of like get by and then get back to what he's really trying to do.

00:19:55.020 So it's kind of like an arbitrage, save face to the parents, do whatever I want to the kids,

00:20:00.000 hope they never connect. Like that Antifa teacher, that guy, when he's like, oh, I tell my students

00:20:05.120 to go to protests. Yeah. And it's like, what? Well, guess what, buddy? We connected the dots.

00:20:09.940 We caught you. You're fired. So pack up your shit and go home, pack up your doilies and get

00:20:16.260 the fuck out of here. I don't know what gay people have. I don't know what they're into. 1.00

00:20:22.460 I don't know. Pack up your doilies and get the fuck out of here. That's exactly it. And let us 1.00

00:20:27.720 know in the comments, if your kids are in school, what state are you in and what percentage of the 0.99

00:20:33.040 teachers are just like fucked up and beyond help and just a problem, dude. And the thing is, 0.98

00:20:39.240 it's like, I remember when I was a kid, it's like, you'd get a teacher like second grade,

00:20:44.020 third grade, fourth grade, you get the same teacher for the whole year. Right. Or we're

00:20:47.720 not doing periods until you get to like middle school and high school. Right. Like when you

00:20:51.500 switch teachers. So it's like, you get stuck with some loot, some just rat, like who's pushing

00:20:55.960 his agenda. Loser mutt. Yeah. And I mean, they're, they're all, they all are hoping the same 1.00

00:21:01.680 thing where they're thinking that like, well, if we expose them to stuff early, then they're

00:21:06.600 not going to be judgmental and hate us later. And it's like, what the fuck are you doing 0.99

00:21:10.640 to my kid? You know, like exposing him to what? He just had his first communion. You're painting 0.99

00:21:15.780 his nails. I'm on a different path, buddy. Different parent teacher night when I show

00:21:20.940 up. Yeah. It's, you have to answer to yourself. I have pictures, I have screenshots. So another,

00:21:26.820 another case for children, body cam. When I was little, there was like this handyman,

00:21:31.680 man that I knew and his name was Wojtek. And he was this big Viking guy. Like he was just

00:21:36.600 like this huge, fat, round, gigantic, like dude, dude. Like he was like a big Wojtek. 1.00

00:21:42.680 Yeah. And he used to paint his nails, but I think it meant something different to him.

00:21:48.120 Like he, I saw the guy one time, take a screw and screw it into the wall with his hands.

00:21:54.120 So like he was like, I don't know, besides Wojtek, you really shouldn't be wearing nail polish. 0.74

00:21:59.500 Well, that's what I'm saying. Earn it a little bit.

00:22:02.440 That's what, that's who wears nail polish. People that clearly have demons running their 0.99

00:22:05.700 brain, like Plankton and SpongeBob. And that's what they tell them to do. Nail polish. Just stupid,

00:22:12.100 backwards, different, confusing. 0.99

00:22:15.460 My thing is I, I'm not like against like, like nail polishes, like bad or like the end of the 0.95

00:22:21.420 world, but it's like, what the fuck are you, what are you guys doing to the kids? You know, 0.99

00:22:25.020 you're clearly pushing something and it's like with no one's permission, with no, no curriculum,

00:22:31.620 no anything. It's just like a side thing. Yeah. Like you're not teaching them about like,

00:22:36.020 remember, I remember when we were, I was a kid, it's like, Oh, like the Jewish girl's mom is coming 1.00

00:22:41.620 in and she's making potato pancakes and applesauce and it's Hanukkah and it's not Christmas break yet.

00:22:46.320 We're learning about something. That's a culture. Like we're learning about like, Oh, this person is from

00:22:51.580 Vietnam. She did a traditional dish. It's like, you're learning little stupid things. And then

00:22:57.360 it's like gays are their own culture now. Exactly. And it's like, so let's just do gay stuff to the 1.00

00:23:04.140 kids. It's like for the whole year, Mr. M is painting your nails and he's on Instagram with his 0.95

00:23:07.940 butt out. Like that's, that's what it turns into. I knew something was up in the curriculum. I actually

00:23:14.600 did notice it. Once they started trying to teach us, um, invisible numbers, I equals the square

00:23:22.180 root of negative one or whatever. I was like, this isn't, this, something's not right. Yeah.

00:23:29.580 So that's a, that's just math though, buddy. Yeah, exactly. But I don't see the connection. I don't

00:23:34.680 see, you know, getting into these things, these fake made up world. Imaginary numbers leads to

00:23:39.700 non-binary and weird pronouns. It's all like you took it a little too far. Like we were good with

00:23:44.860 math. Calculus is tough. Pre-calc, whatever statistics. And then you take me to a invisible

00:23:51.260 numbers and it's like invisible, invisible numbers that I have to, I have to worry about. And it's

00:23:57.480 all part of the same. Is it just irrational numbers that you're thinking of? Uh, maybe it

00:24:01.880 is. I equals negative one or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Irrational numbers. It's irrational

00:24:06.960 and they are. And it's like, we don't have to go that far. We can just kind of understand

00:24:11.620 how the universe works through these little patterns and whatever. We don't have to take

00:24:15.760 it to irrational numbers. Negative numbers were enough. Yeah. Zero was a good discovery.

00:24:22.080 Now there's numbers that I can't even see. Now it's I. Yeah. I, that was involved. Oh,

00:24:27.080 you know, square root of negative one. It's like you square root in those. Okay. So we can

00:24:33.540 move past that onto the next subject. Aaron Rogers. Everyone's kind of doing the left

00:24:37.520 right thing where the left is trying to cancel him because he's not vaccinated. And the right's

00:24:41.160 like, we love Aaron Rogers. He's not vaccinated. I don't like Aaron Rogers. I don't think Wisconsin

00:24:46.540 even does this. Wisconsin like Aaron Rogers. They probably love him. I can't probably take

00:24:51.700 it that far. He's got him. He was the MVP last year. He's got a super bowl, but he's not

00:24:55.720 getting vaccinated. And he's not taking like a stand the way you think. I think he just

00:25:01.480 has some like medical issues, like a legit problem with the vaccine. And it's like the

00:25:06.540 left's trying to cancel him for that. And then he's going out and saying things like forget

00:25:10.440 politics, fuck both sides. The left wants to cancel me where it wants to embrace me both 1.00

00:25:14.580 sides of the problem. And that just pisses me off because there was a time when you can

00:25:18.640 get away and stay in the gray area and not pick a side, like kind of like Tim pool in

00:25:23.340 2016 where you're like, Oh, both sides are bad. I'm in the middle. I'm fair. And it's

00:25:28.000 like, Hey buddy, it's, it's been five years of this. You know what, you know, what's

00:25:32.580 going on. You know, the way things are going like to say there's both sides and just stay

00:25:36.580 out of it is actually not the correct choice. And it seems like the correct choice. Cause

00:25:40.620 you're going to be on both sides, but both sides reject you. The left wants to cancel

00:25:44.620 you no matter what. And the right AKA Fleckus, AKA me thinks you're a pussy. 1.00

00:25:49.820 Yeah. I mean, and it's like, he says the right is going to champion me and the left is going 1.00

00:25:54.720 to cancel me. I don't give a shit about either of them. Politics is a sham. And it's like, 0.99

00:25:58.680 well, these people who are writing articles about you on every ESPN type magazine, they

00:26:05.420 want to have someone pin you down and inject something into your arm and, and shut down

00:26:12.120 your whole life, your business and everyone until the, until you listen, they want you

00:26:15.960 to earn no money. They want you to sit out of the game and they want to find you in the

00:26:19.500 NFL cause the NFL put some protocols on. So they want to find you. They want to take your

00:26:23.760 money and make it hurt for you until you get an injection that we know you don't want 0.78

00:26:29.160 Aaron in your arm. So pretty strange. Both sides, both sides, both sides of politics is

00:26:34.640 a sham. Yeah. Politics is a sham both sides, but it's like one side wants you to make your

00:26:38.320 own choice. One side wants you to force you into complying. And instead of like realizing

00:26:43.900 that maybe, yeah, both sides historically have problems, they do. But on this specific case,

00:26:49.420 one side is clearly correct. And one side is clearly incorrect and doing fascist, communist,

00:26:53.700 medical tyranny, takeover. And that the, with the fact that you're not willing to take

00:26:58.620 that next step and acknowledge that's what it is. You think what you're just going to

00:27:02.160 play it in the middle and everything's going to go back to normal in a few years. We need

00:27:05.420 key people when they see it to say something, Aaron Rogers, you saw something and you're not

00:27:10.520 saying something. NYPD would be disappointed. Yeah. The terrorist watch list. Remember 9-11 Aaron

00:27:16.700 Rogers? Whoa. Saw something and didn't see something.

00:27:19.460 Saw something and didn't say something. Didn't say anything? Crazy, Aaron.

00:27:23.700 That's weird. Remember what happened last time that happened?

00:27:26.280 Yeah. So he went on Pat McAfee's show and just kind of like did some sort of backtracking,

00:27:30.820 but like, um, you know, I'm a critical thinker and all that. And it's like.

00:27:35.080 You're a critical thinker? Okay, cool. Look at everything that's going on.

00:27:37.280 Do you have the right to be a critical thinker?

00:27:38.960 Yeah, exactly. One side lets you be and the other side doesn't. And if you're really a critical

00:27:43.600 thinker, look at everything that's going on. And does it make sense? Are we following the science?

00:27:47.380 Is Dr. Fauci leading us in a good direction? You're not a critical thinker. You're, you're

00:27:52.660 remaining like purposefully ignorant or just purposely removed. You're one layer removed 1.00

00:27:58.120 from the actual fighting and the actual conflict. And you would be a really strong player in

00:28:02.540 the fight if you chose the side that had the truth on it and you didn't. Yep. And that's

00:28:07.240 why this is where I take it too far. That's why. No, no. Aaron Rogers, please. And it's

00:28:12.500 like the, but it's the classic thing where it's like, he says his point. He kind of like

00:28:16.400 it exposes his personal opinion. Like he's vax hesitant. Like he's allergic to some ingredients.

00:28:22.220 He didn't want the Johnson and Johnson. And then he, he states his case. He gets absolutely

00:28:29.100 mauled and attacked by left wing media. And then he, as soon as that happens, he goes,

00:28:35.540 I just want to go back to playing football. Let's talk about football. And it's like,

00:28:39.020 I bet you do. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, have you noticed that football is not really just football

00:28:44.240 anymore? And it's like, and yeah, that's not ideal, but that's the case. It, everything's

00:28:49.920 politicized and the bad people that are overly loud are trying to take over. And the good people

00:28:55.380 that know what's happening are stepping up and stopping it. And Aaron Rogers is just like,

00:28:59.860 I want to just go back to playing football where I'm not a key player in whatever's about to happen.

00:29:03.840 He's basically saying he's complicit in China taking over the country and eventually destroying

00:29:08.420 us. President Xi watches football now and he goes, ha ha ha ha. He laughs the whole time when

00:29:14.280 Deb, the ref throws a personal foul, a sportsman like conduct on some huge guy. He laughs and

00:29:21.060 barely touched her. Yeah. And now some, cause he only got hits. The quarterback got hit too hard.

00:29:25.340 Now the game's a joke and president Xi laughs and Aaron Rogers just wants to get back to the game.

00:29:30.660 What game? They already took that. Yeah. NFL's dying. It'll be over soon. Just getting choked

00:29:36.460 out by president Xi real quick. Thanks Aaron Rogers. Yeah. I'm a Bears fan anyway. So yeah,

00:29:41.940 I'm a Bears fan anyway. You're not, you're a Giants fan. I'm not a Giants fan. Name one player on the

00:29:47.060 Giants. Tiki Barber. All right. That counts. Keep going. Richard Rappoy and I play this game.

00:29:51.980 I don't know players, but I do know like the nineties players. Paul O'Neill and Tiki Barber,

00:29:57.380 A-Rod. Yeah. Scott Brocious. He knows like the 2001 Yankees and he knows like the 2003 Giants.

00:30:05.120 Yeah. So give me, give me, give me a, give me a, give me a quiz. All right. Um, name somebody on

00:30:10.660 the Mets right now. Either one. Mike Piazza. Okay. So it always ends like this. It always ends like

00:30:17.720 this. Let's try to do a current one. He never gets fresh. Okay. Name someone on the Giants who plays

00:30:21.760 today. The closest person I have is Jeremy Shockey. He's done for 10 years. You could have

00:30:32.160 said Odell Beckham Jr. And been wrong and kind of ballparked close it. Odell Beckham Jr. All right.

00:30:38.860 Last one. Um, all right. Name the third baseman for the Yankees ever name an outfielder for the

00:30:48.680 Yankees. A-Rod was a third baseman. Yeah. I feel there. Bernie Williams, Paul O'Neill,

00:30:54.880 Chuck Knobloch plays second base. Paul O'Neill in that Seinfeld episode where he hits two home

00:30:59.540 runs for the kid to the sick kid. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I know Paul O'Neill.

00:31:02.460 Corey Posada, Andy Pettit. That's all the sports that really matter. Nineties, pure Yankees

00:31:08.580 baseball. Whenever you grew up, if the championship team, just remember them. Yankees baseball, baby.

00:31:14.680 All right. Moving on. This is actually the saddest segment we've ever done on Fluckus Talks,

00:31:20.380 the podcast. That's why I left it last. So we can have our fun in the beginning and now ended on a

00:31:25.500 serious sad note. What is this? The Kyle Rittenhouse. Oh yeah. It's so bad. Like this whole thing has

00:31:31.600 been horrible. He's a kid. He did self-defense in my opinion. Yep. And now they're like putting him on

00:31:38.400 this trial like this and they want blood. They want to scalp. And it's like, they're talking about

00:31:43.840 doxing the jurors. DL Hewley, who's like clearly a plant. He's as plant as it gets. Yeah. He calls

00:31:51.020 Larry Elder Uncle Tom for being a sellout to black people. It's like you're projecting, buddy. Read 0.99

00:31:55.840 the definition again and apply it to yourself. It's literally what you are looking. Look what he

00:32:00.520 tweeted. This is also tweeted by a bunch of bots. So a bunch of accounts tweeted the exact same thing.

00:32:05.500 So clearly it's like a AstroTurf fake movement that the left's trying to get ahead of.

00:32:10.220 NPC, the NPC face. Exactly. The NPC face. They all say the same thing.

00:32:14.180 Word for word this time. And they're just trying to create this idea of a consensus that it was a

00:32:19.100 miscarriage of justice in the Kyle Rittenhouse case. So DL Hewley posts, I want to live in a

00:32:23.980 country where Colin Kaepernick is seen as a hero and Kyle Rittenhouse is seen as a terrorist.

00:32:29.780 And it's like, yeah, buddy, I bet you do. I bet your twisted brain really wants that. 0.96

00:32:33.960 That's the exact problem that we're dealing with here. Kyle Rittenhouse took the trial today. 0.89

00:32:41.500 This is what happened. This is like the saddest thing I've ever seen.

00:32:44.760 Once I take that step back, I look over my shoulder and Mr. Rosenbaum, Mr. Rosenbaum was now running from my right side.

00:32:57.680 Um, and I was cornered from, in front of me with Mr. Zeminski.

00:33:05.600 And there were,

00:33:09.300 there were three people right there.

00:33:21.020 take a deep breath now.

00:33:33.360 That's what I,

00:33:35.360 that's what I run.

00:33:42.920 And then of course it's like, dude, that is legitimately sad. And then everyone's on Twitter,

00:33:54.600 like Oscar winning performance. Like, yeah, clearly he has like PTSD and he can't even like

00:33:59.320 19 year old kid. Right? Yeah. And how old was he at the time? It was over a year ago. It was like

00:34:03.160 18 or 17. It's 17, 18, 19. I think like this, this kid is guilty. This kid went there looking to

00:34:09.720 kill somebody and people were commenting. Does anybody see any actual tears? It's like, are you

00:34:15.240 kidding? Like, are you kidding? And this guy says, when I was a kid and knew I was going to get in

00:34:19.980 trouble, I would fake right too. And look at this guy's face. This is, this is who says that soy Jack

00:34:27.320 new soy Jack just dropped. That's who, that's who we're going to lose this to. We're going to give

00:34:31.880 up our justice system because people like this are sad and what's up with that and think white supremacy

00:34:37.820 and you're doing, Oh yeah, it's time to correct white supremacy. I mean, I wish I could really

00:34:42.980 not be pinned by that guy. Why do they all look like that? What is it? It's like a, they have a

00:34:48.400 beard. So, you know, there's some testosterone, right? And they're usually bald. They usually have

00:34:52.740 glasses, not bald. Just let it be known. Not bald by choice. But like, what is that? That's like a

00:35:00.220 type. That's a type of person out there. It's a weak person. And then their arms are like hairy and

00:35:06.120 they're skinny and they never work out or anything. Skinny fat too, where they're skinny, 0.73

00:35:10.540 but they kind of have fat. Not like me where I'm just like big fat. Yeah. It's like, they're just 0.81

00:35:16.400 like a different weak type of person that, you know, natural in a, in a, in a natural environment

00:35:23.120 would not have been put to power, but because things are the way they are, they're like in charge

00:35:28.960 of the other side. It's such a good opponent. I love the, I love going against these guys. These guys suck.

00:35:33.020 It's so easy. You get there in the first play, the person's like taking a knee or breathing 1.00

00:35:36.960 hard and you're like, all right. Yeah. You see the kid whose pads don't really fit well. And

00:35:40.440 you're like, okay, this is going to be a steamroll. They're hiding some fat boy on the inside of 0.98

00:35:44.360 the line. Yeah. So that's who we're up against, which is great for us. But it's just horrible. 0.96

00:35:49.680 They're just going to destroy our system because this person thinks Kyle Rittenhouse is a white

00:35:54.720 supremacist because they're on the white supremacy wave that just kind of got injected into

00:35:58.460 our society. Yeah. That guy just got taught to hate himself. Nah, dog. You're done, buddy.

00:36:04.860 Go back to the metaverse. That's yours. That's yours. You live in the metaverse now outside

00:36:09.940 is ours. You live in the metaverse and you can just be skinny, weird with your Oculus glasses

00:36:15.460 and your underwear and you go pretend to be somebody else, buddy. Yep. Go get glucked in 0.92

00:36:19.120 the metaverse. Yeah. We'll fold Twitter into the metaverse. Yeah. Enjoy it. Take it. Have

00:36:24.820 it. You have all you want there. Those weak type of like leftists though, they're always like their

00:36:29.640 face, you know, the Wojak face, soy Jack face. It's always like so expressive. They're trying to 0.84

00:36:33.840 be like, like, I think it's like a youth thing. They're trying to like pretend they're a little

00:36:38.060 kid. It's like, you're a bald 40 year old playing with Legos now. Like it's kind of a feminine thing 0.99

00:36:43.240 too. Maybe like girls do that a lot where they post a picture and they're like, you know, 1.00

00:36:47.720 if you're audio only, I'm doing like a big fake smile with my mouth open too far. Something that would

00:36:52.700 never happen naturally. And it's like capture this moment. And it's like the, these guys are

00:36:57.340 doing the same thing. That's what you choose to do. Like, Oh, I'm like, you caught me in a fake

00:37:02.060 moment. I planned for this picture. And it's like, Oh, that's weird. That doesn't seem authentic. I

00:37:07.020 don't trust you. I don't, I don't know, man, but that's like a type of person, a real type of person.

00:37:12.780 You never see a guy who looks exactly like that. And then they're on the right. You never see it.

00:37:16.780 Exactly. Exactly. And that's the type of person that wants to take over this country and not even take it

00:37:22.440 over. Like just ruin it. Yeah. They think this country was steeped in racism or whatever they

00:37:27.280 say, and they want to destroy it. And that's who we're going to let get to that's who we're going

00:37:31.720 to let destroy it. Aaron Rogers, you're going to give it up to this guy because you just want to

00:37:37.820 play football. You fucking mutt rat. Yeah. Fuck man. Stand tall, Aaron. Tariq Nasheed did it too. 1.00

00:37:46.800 Tariq Nasheed did it too. Oh, of course he did. Of course he did. He's another plant idiot

00:37:50.760 Muppet fake person who is just someone else runs his Twitter. They have to. I mean, Tariq Nasheed, 1.00

00:37:57.320 it's like, uh, it's like a Mexican illegal immigrant kills American and he'll be like 0.99

00:38:02.780 another white supremacist. Yeah. So he really Latino supremacist. He does that. Yeah. He said 1.00

00:38:08.420 many people suspect that judge Bruce Schroeder is team white supremacy. Would this explain why he

00:38:13.720 seems so biased and he's coddling Kyle Rittenhouse throughout the entire trial. And he posts a

00:38:18.320 picture of the guy making the okay sign in passing by accident, just like expressively talking and

00:38:24.660 making like for one second, the okay sign. So that's what these people are up to. It's not about

00:38:29.320 believing it. It's not about it being true. It's about it. Astro turf getting out there through

00:38:34.300 the compromised people in the black community. Tariq Nasheed, DL Hewley, just Jesse Jackson, 0.99

00:38:39.160 all those types. The okay now, sorry, go ahead. The okay sign thing, um, is hilarious because it's

00:38:46.180 like, obviously it's fake. It doesn't mean anything. Nobody's using this sign. This is,

00:38:50.420 if you look at it below my waist, I get to punch you, but it's like a fake thing that they set up 0.76

00:38:56.080 and then they let it linger for three years. And then they're like, see, see what is convenient.

00:39:01.060 And it's just like such a sham. It's the biggest Astro turf ever. And everyone knows it is. It's just,

00:39:06.000 it's just like, they need to kind of do it so they can, when they really do a steal or really

00:39:10.880 do a heist and really try to take one over on us that they can't just be like, dude,

00:39:15.320 you blindsided us. No one cared about this issue at all. And then now all of a sudden we're doing

00:39:19.880 blah, blah, blah. It's just like a way to pad the books a little bit and be like, oh, look,

00:39:24.220 the people think this is a miscarriage of justice. Ooh, the people are split. A lot of people think

00:39:28.360 Rittenhouse is guilty. When, if you look at the things and you look at the situation, like any rational

00:39:33.360 person should be able to be like, nah, like that self-defense and that guy, the serial child rapist

00:39:39.360 or whatever was coming after him. Yeah. And like, that's it. And if you're fair, but no one wants

00:39:44.160 to look into the details. Instead, they'll just divert to LeBron James and Colin Kaepernick who

00:39:48.620 will say white supremacy, Kyle Rittenhouse, all this stuff. And now look at this division. Look at this

00:39:54.340 divide. There's, they're going to, they're going to really roll out this idea that there was a

00:39:58.380 miscarriage of justice and they're gonna have all these protests. And then next year I'll come

00:40:02.700 around, come into the election. It'll be a racist thing. Oh, everyone's racist. And then

00:40:07.260 maybe the, the Derek Chauvin will get let off or something. And then all hell is going to break

00:40:11.800 loose. That's kind of how I see it going down. The race stuff isn't going away. They might, 0.98

00:40:16.840 they might roll it up. They might ramp up the race stuff into a peak that will be Kamala Harris 1.00

00:40:23.640 becoming the president as they roll, as they kind of get rid of Joe Biden and like they roll in Kamala,

00:40:29.920 they kind of do a swap. They'll do it at the peak. So to pick the first woman of color president, 0.97

00:40:34.540 um, that's just their best way. I think. So that's kind of what I think is coming. If I had to guess,

00:40:39.300 that's fair, but you don't have to worry about all that. All you guys have to worry about is becoming

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - November 12, 2021

EPISODE 008 DONT TRUST THE TEACHERS ｜ ANOTHER BIDEN BATHROOM INCIDENT ｜ RITTENHOUSE ｜ MORE

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