EPISODE 008 DONT TRUST THE TEACHERS ｜ ANOTHER BIDEN BATHROOM INCIDENT ｜ RITTENHOUSE ｜ MORE
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This week on the show, there is something in the air. There is another Joe Biden bathroom incident. The vaccine Muppets continue to blow them up. This time, there are costumes and bird suits involved. There was an e-scooter mayhem incident in our town that we saw in the Next Door app. And are the teachers trying to make our kids gay? Almost certainly. We re going to talk about that and a whole lot more on this week s episode of Fluggist Talks.
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All right. Welcome back to Fluggist Talks, the podcast episode 008. This week on the show,
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there is something in the air. There was another Joe Biden bathroom incident. This one could be
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the peak ease of evidence we need in our incontinence theory. The vaccine Muppets
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continued them up. This time there's costumes and bird suits involved. There was an e-scooter
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mayhem incident in our town that we saw in the next door app. We're going to give you a quick
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reminder, obviously, that Aaron Rodgers sucks and he had a chance to be based, but he didn't.
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We are also going to talk about the new meme diet I'm on today. I'll give you a hint. It's not good.
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And are the teachers trying to make our kids gay? Almost certainly. They're trying to make them
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something. We're going to talk about that and a whole lot more. It's Fluggist Talks,
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the podcast episode 008, ranked the best new podcast of all time.
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Because words are just words until action actually starts. And actions speak louder than words,
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but at the same time, words speak louder than words because sometimes it's the right thing
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It's Fluggist Talks, the podcast featuring Richard Rappoy.
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All right. Yes, we are in a lovely time of year here in Florida. It is hoodie season. This
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is some nice change in climate. Feels good. If you ask me during that time, I kind of got a
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little sick. So did Richard Rappoy. Yeah. Are we telling him who? Chinese Donut Boy?
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Yeah. Chinese Donut Boy was here visiting and he got us all sick. So patient zero and he left us
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holding the bag. But it's like good old fashioned, normal sick. Yeah. It's a sniffles cold. Nothing
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to shut down anything about. I'm not spreading anything to anybody. I'm just a little stuffed
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in the nose and feeling a little puffy, not feeling the best. So the first perseverance podcast,
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like the first. Yeah, exactly. This isn't, we're, you know, we're giving you our best. I'm actually
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on a mission to stifle this sickness out. So I'm on a little bit of a fast. I'm kind of doing like
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a black coffee and liver pills fast. Any simulated hunts during that? No simulated hunts. We follow
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this guy, Liver King, who says if you eat liver, you'll look shredded like him. So I started to eat
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liver and now I'm doing a fast. So I'm just going to do liver pills, black coffee, Diet Cokes.
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The next meme diet? Water. And yeah, it's not pretty, but we're going to just starve this
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sickness out. We're going to just. Sickness be gone. Stifle it out. But yeah, so it's been like,
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I don't know, a day and a half of not eating food. My brain feels clear. Yeah. We'll see if
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it goes clear here to here and it translates in my, you know, if I'm good, I think I should be
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all right. We'll see if intermittent fasting is a podcast positive or if it's going to take away.
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Yeah. Or if I'm brain dead, nothing. I'm leaning towards brain dead right now.
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You're not very good. Let's see how catatonic we get.
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All right. Next door application. Guys, I told everybody a while ago about hot honey
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and how hot honey was going to be the next big thing on pizza, pepperoni pizza with hot honey.
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It's spicy and it's sweet. It kind of goes together, kind of works. And everyone's going to be seeing
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that kind of come to fruition. The next thing I'm getting ahead of next door app. The next door app
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is going to be like where people go for good content in the next few months, years. There's
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such good action on the next door app. Wrap away. We got some, we got some highlights.
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Well, so, I mean, the standard next door app is, did everyone see the coyote in the neighborhood?
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Did everyone see the Fox careful with your little dogs? Um, and we got on the first time we got on
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was cause we lost Jerry, Jerry escaped and you know, he had to post lost dog. So it's basically like
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good for stuff like that. Um, but it kind of gets weird too. Like a random guy. Number one goes
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armadillo. I have an armadillo. I cannot get rid of in my backyard. Does anyone know best practices to
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run it off a bizarre cat attack? You know, it's, it's mostly animal action. This guy's feeding feral
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cats in a child's park. And, uh, and then eventually we get to some real substance and
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East scooter rider charged with manslaughter. We've all seen the scooter zooming around. This case really
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is interesting. A young rider charged after the woman dies. So an East scooter rider ran into a
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woman on a bike and she died. Oh, and he was just an irregular person riding a scooter. Yeah.
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You want me to read some of it? Yeah. So St. Pete scooter rider admitted he didn't try to avoid
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hitting elderly bicyclist killing her. And so I guess it's kind of like, I mean, I guess he kind of
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just was like going and like had the right away or something. And then she didn't move and he just went
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for it. But, um, apparently he, this guy told detectives he drove straight into the woman,
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77 year old woman. So probably thinking it's like, yo, it's a scooter. Like whatever. We're,
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we're on bikes. We're having fun. But then like an old lady just dies because she can't take it.
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I'm not a big fan of the rental scooters, rental bike things. I saw this a lot in New York where they
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had city bikes. That was the first New York was like the first city. This whole idea. It's like,
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you're not, you're so casual of a bike rider that you don't own your own bike.
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Yeah. You don't even have a bike. So you're going to rent a bike. Do you have a helmet? No,
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I don't own a bike. Why would I need a helmet? So you're going to rent a bike and it's like,
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okay, am I going to ride in a really easy area to navigate? No, we're going to put you in one of
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the most hectic cities in the world, Manhattan. And you're going to ride the, and it's like,
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what am I going to wear? Oh, you're going to wear your, the suit you're wearing to work.
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Like whose idea was this? Whose, whose idea was this? And I, that's like,
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there is got to be some sort of liability thing that you wave when you get on one of those.
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Cause every time I see them, it's just drunk brunch girls. The other day, me and Richard
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Rappoy, we saw drunk brunch girls on the scooter and they were both wearing wedge platform shoes.
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I remember that. Like no, neither of you guys should be driving this thing at the same time.
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It's just an absolute nightmare. I don't understand how these business, like I don't understand that
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these businesses are a net positive. Well, and there's always like the clutter, like a
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pile of scooters on the side of the road or whatever. And then obviously the drunk brunchers
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riding two at a time, waiting to just get the shaky handlebars and eat it.
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It's so easy to get squirrely. Um, Richard Rappoy and I have a game we play and this is going to
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sound bad. Yeah. It's like, it's a slightly devious game. It's going to sound bad, but we're also
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America. This is America. It's mischief, right? It's mischief. We can enjoy what we want to enjoy.
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This is not a judgment of character thing. This is a fun game and it's been safe so far. So when
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Richard Rappoy and I are driving in the car, if we see people riding anything less than a motorcycle,
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so like a moped, a bicycle, um, a scooter, anything with two handlebars, electric scooter,
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anything with two handlebars that doesn't, you know, that is, that's two wheels, two handlebars,
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scooters, mopeds, whatever. If you see a person like that and you wave and you get them to take
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a hand off of their handlebar to wave back, you get a point. Yeah. And it's, it's bad and it's risky
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and it's risky, but you're kind of just testing the waters and seeing what people are up to out
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there and seeing how confident they are and see if they're willing to take a hand off the handlebars
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to say hello to someone they definitely don't know. They a hundred percent don't recognize and
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they're just like, Hey, yeah, instant squirrely. It's like, just ignore us. We have never gotten
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someone to wave and then fall. Yeah. And that's not our goal. That's kind of the, that's kind of
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the parlay, the thousand point parlay, but we like, that's not our goal. That's not our goal.
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We just want the points. We want the points for waving and we get them for sure. So, yeah. So you
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got to be careful. You got to be nice to old ladies. You can't obviously run on them with scooters.
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We have to protect them. I think part of being unpinnable, people think that being unpinnable
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is like an inward thing. I need to be unpinnable so I can never get pinned. But part of being
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unpinnable is taking care of people who are pinnable and vulnerable, like an old lady.
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Yeah. With great unpinnability comes great responsibility.
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Good job, buddy. But yeah, so it's like being pinnable, unpinnable, you have to look out for
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people like this. That's part of the responsibility. It's not all about you. You have to protect the
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most vulnerable, which is like women, children, and old people. And if you do that, you will be
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forever unpinnable because you will live in and create a society where old people are revered and
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never pinned. So when you're an old man and pinnable, you'll actually be un-pinnable because
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of the unpinnable work you did when you were younger.
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And I mean, another thing with being unpinnable is just a piece of advice. Realize how fragile
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some people can be, you know? Like remember that cop who, those cops who pushed over that
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old guy in Buffalo when he was like, I'm protesting.
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They barely pushed him. He stumbled and cracked his head. And it's like, these people are fragile.
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Like unpinnable, if you're unpinnable, you got to, you know, play safe around these old
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You got to move, you have to move your, you have to be deliberate with your movements.
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And then also I've been seeing some comments, well, not comments, but a friend of ours,
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uh, you know, sent us a picture of a scale and he said, becoming more unpinnable by the
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day. And, uh, you can't just gain weight and become unpinnable guys. So you can't just
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get up to two 80 and all of a sudden you're unpinnable. You got to be moving heavy weight.
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Trust me. It doesn't work. You thought it did and it didn't. Um, but yeah, next door app.
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That's where the action is. That's where you guys got to look for the real good. Like
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that's, that's, that's like, that's the kind of content. Can I show the game's headed? Yeah.
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Can I show some randoms here? This guy's posting. So next door, good action. Strangers had sex on
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our back patio furniture. Do you know this guy? He and a woman entered our yard through a back
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alley gate and had sex. Then this lady, her dog was a cat attacked by this cat. Look at this
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picture. Hilarious. Thank you. Um, just like a random blurry cat attacking my dog pick and she
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had to share it. There's a rogue cat that's just on site. Um, and you know, that's it. I wish I had
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this when I lived in downtown LA. We had, um, I had the citizen app, which is like similar. I remember
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that. It's more crime. And it was like man with chain with knife on it, swinging it around a dead
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body man with grenade, like crazy stuff. Car on fire. Like downtown LA. It was so, it was so bad
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every night when I'm in bed, you hear someone screaming at the top of their lungs and you're
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just like, I hope they're okay. A little different from suburban St. Pete where someone goes, I saw a
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vanity. Yeah. There's a coyote. Vanities in the canal. Oh man. Um, all right. So moving on once
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again on the show, we've been vindicated. I feel like this show is constantly being vindicated.
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Everything we say is true. We have such a good finger on the pulse of what's going on. Uh, once
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again, I remember our theories. Remember how many times we covered this? We had to cover it. We
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didn't want it. And we don't talk about the bathroom stuff, but we had to. Joe Biden had some
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bathroom incidents. We covered them fairly. Now we have a one that was confirmed. What is the
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headline, Richie Rappoy? The headline is president Joe Biden allegedly farted in front of the Duchess
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of Cornwall at COP or COP26, the climate change summit. And so the Duchess of Cornwall apparently
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hasn't stopped talking about us. President Joe Biden breaking wind in front of her at COP26.
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And I think the funnier part is how descriptive she gets. Camilla is said to have described the
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president's fart as long and impossible to ignore. Impossible to ignore. So Joe Biden's got
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bits. So Joe Biden was like planning this or something. Yeah. He thought it would be funny.
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Yeah. And there is a world, you know, that's up for debate. So is this a tasteful joke? I don't do
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jokes like this. Some people think it's funny. I guess it's up for debate. Do you think what Joe
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Biden did was funny? I don't know. Let us know in the comments. Yeah. We're on Joe Biden's side now.
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Maybe he's doing bits. I respect, I respect bits. I'm a, I'm a bits guy. Yeah. But so,
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I mean, this thing's all funny because it kind of stems from like just this one lady they were
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doing, they were having small talk and he just kind of lets one rip. A dad fart. Dad fart. It
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got away from him. He thought it was a quiet one and it goes loud. But, um, I just love the,
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the, the text of this. She apparently can't stop talking about it and keeps bringing it up.
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I wouldn't either. Yeah. So the leader of the free world, if you're doing audio only,
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I'm doing air quotes, uh, ripping wind like that. I've never, I've never seen anything
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like that. That's not, that's not how a serious person handles himself. So it's either a person
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who's doing B side bits or fart jokes, or it's the incontinence theory is holding true. And
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he's just got, he's got some bigger problems that maybe on the surface we're not aware of. And
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these are the kind of the hints of what he's, what he's battling on his own. Yeah. I think
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there's no control on there. Like there's no, the muscles, the bladder and even the bowels
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have no control anymore. Some people are saying it's like a side effect of some Alzheimer's
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medication. Makes sense. But you know, that's unconfirmed rumor, hearsay, whatever you want
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to call it. So. Yeah. But all we do know is the inside of his pants are plastic lined for
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sure. We know that for sure. It has to be. Otherwise you know how much worse it would have
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been. We've been, we would have known for sure what happened. Yeah. Moving on next vindication,
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the Muppets have brought in actual Muppets to try to get people to get vaccinated. They want to stuff
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us with this thing so bad. Yeah. This was a big one for us. We've been saying Muppets got them up
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for a long time. Muppets mupping. And now they literally bring in Big Bird about to talk about
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the vaccine. Smart. It is smart. And it's like, why would I listen to a theater kid in a bird suit
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tell me to get injected with a Pfizer vaccine? And it's like, oh, it's not for you. It's to trick
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the kids. Oh, got it. Oh, great. You're cutting through me. You're cutting through mom and dad,
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just going straight to the kids. Straight to the kids. Okay. Just like you did with Arthur. Yeah.
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Appreciate it. Another pillar of society that you can't trust anymore. Another thing that your kids
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grow up with, Sesame Street, that you can't trust anymore. Lost another one. PBS in the trash.
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Toodles. Nice knowing you. Moving on past that, vindicated once again, the Kardashians. We
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obviously have been saying they're satanic witches. Look what they did to Bruce and Kanye and the one
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that was in the brothel that OD'd. Remember the one? Oh yeah. Lamar Odom, right? Yeah. So obviously
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these women have their way with these men and turn them into what they want or they soul suck them a
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little bit. Soul suck them or destroy them if they don't cooperate. It looks like Travis Scott
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is cooperating. Yeah. This is a, we have a picture. If you're audio only, this is a picture of Chris
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Jenner finding out about the Astroworld concert. And if you're audio only, it's the picture of George
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Bush finding out about 9-11 in the classroom. It's not a funny meme. Well, it is a funny meme.
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I mean, but it's, it's just, it's a good joke. And honestly, the bushes are trash. And if people
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think the bushes are good and revered and think they're like classic Republicans, you failed the
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Fleckis litmus test for sure. So who do you think's in charge? Who's like the head honcho of the clan?
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It's Chris Jenner. Is that, I think it's Chris. Yeah. Cause Bruce obviously got used as a,
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yeah, I think she made Bruce become a lady to show how committed she was to not her own family.
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True. So she said, I'll make Chris a lady just to show you a guy's excited. Bruce. Yeah.
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As a sign of good faith. Yeah. It's like the handshake deal. Here's a little cash now.
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And you had a, you had a theory a while ago. We might've talked about it briefly, but Bruce Jenner
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killed a lady in a car accident. And so he had to pay the piper, pay the price, become a lady,
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replace that lady, replace the lady. And then it was all probably happening at the same time.
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And that was kind of them like not going into the, you know, Hey, Chris Jenner,
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it's time to make a deal. Oh, we'll make one. Eventually make one. Eventually Bruce Jenner
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killed a person time to make a deal now. Yeah. And they kind of had the Jenner's, you know,
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they had some leverage on them and now they're the King witches and they're casting spells and
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today. Please. I'm desperate. The money is gone. So moving on. Um, we had, I saw this
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video and I sent it to Richard Rapboy. It's obviously going in this week in culture. This
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teacher. Yeah, man. This, I don't know what pronouns to use. I have a couple adjectives.
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Oh, I actually do. He, him. They're in his bio. Oh, good. Now we know. I have some adjectives
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I'd like to use as well, but I won't because I'll get deleted from everything. Yeah. You won't
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be able to monetize. Yeah. But check this out. Look what this teacher's doing. Look
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how this teacher acts. This is what he says. This is what he's doing on TikTok on purpose
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publicly. My second grade boys are officially obsessed with nail polish. So I let them know
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about the nail polish that Olive and June sent me. And they were like, Mr. Morris, you have
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to bring us some. And I was like, Oh my goodness. I did not expect this. And then a day later
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I had another scholar come in and he was like, I have glitter nail polish at home, but I couldn't
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wear it to school. And then the next day he came in and he was like, turns out the glitter
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nail polish is really hard to get off. So look at my nails. And I was like, wow, those are
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Oh, and it's like, if I had a kid and he wanted to wear nail polish, I would just be like, buddy,
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you're not wearing nail polish. You gotta be tough. This guy's wearing nail polish like mom.
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Why are you giving my son nail polish? Why are you encouraging my, it's like,
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do you think this, like, this is a teacher. This is a teacher now. When I went to school,
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my teachers were all older, obviously not millennials. And everyone was kind of fair.
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I can't think of one teacher in all of my years that was like an open idiot, stupid leftist.
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Like all these teachers were seeing on social media. I can't think of one because they were
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all at least fair and played it. And we're just like, I'm going to be neutral. We'll never talk
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about politics, but you know, I'm going to just fairly teach. And it's like, there was like a
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tradition to it. Now all the millennials got there and the leftist millennials don't care about
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tradition because tradition is the root of all evil and the building on racism and systematic
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problems or whatever they think. So they don't, they throw tradition out and they think that
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they're obligated to actually like direct the youth to a more progressive direction. So it's like
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the conservative teachers that are left are actually doing the old school way of playing it
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quiet, playing it fair. If I had to guess, I'm probably staying quiet because now everyone's
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so openly leftist and now these new millennial teachers are coming in and like teaching these
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kids how to get woke, giving the kid nail polish. Like you think that guy can help himself? Oh,
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he's not getting political in class and making Trump comments. Yeah. Yeah. Right. Like who are
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these people? This guy's, and this is like a twofold thing too, where it's like, he's got his
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personality on Tik TOK, his personality to his students. You think he's talking like this when he has
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parent teacher conferences? My students. Yeah. He wears his little slim fit suit and skinny tie
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and plays it enough to kind of like get by and then get back to what he's really trying to do.
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So it's kind of like an arbitrage, save face to the parents, do whatever I want to the kids,
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hope they never connect. Like that Antifa teacher, that guy, when he's like, oh, I tell my students
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to go to protests. Yeah. And it's like, what? Well, guess what, buddy? We connected the dots.
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We caught you. You're fired. So pack up your shit and go home, pack up your doilies and get
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the fuck out of here. I don't know what gay people have. I don't know what they're into.
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I don't know. Pack up your doilies and get the fuck out of here. That's exactly it. And let us
00:20:27.720
know in the comments, if your kids are in school, what state are you in and what percentage of the
00:20:33.040
teachers are just like fucked up and beyond help and just a problem, dude. And the thing is,
00:20:39.240
it's like, I remember when I was a kid, it's like, you'd get a teacher like second grade,
00:20:44.020
third grade, fourth grade, you get the same teacher for the whole year. Right. Or we're
00:20:47.720
not doing periods until you get to like middle school and high school. Right. Like when you
00:20:51.500
switch teachers. So it's like, you get stuck with some loot, some just rat, like who's pushing
00:20:55.960
his agenda. Loser mutt. Yeah. And I mean, they're, they're all, they all are hoping the same
00:21:01.680
thing where they're thinking that like, well, if we expose them to stuff early, then they're
00:21:06.600
not going to be judgmental and hate us later. And it's like, what the fuck are you doing
00:21:10.640
to my kid? You know, like exposing him to what? He just had his first communion. You're painting
00:21:15.780
his nails. I'm on a different path, buddy. Different parent teacher night when I show
00:21:20.940
up. Yeah. It's, you have to answer to yourself. I have pictures, I have screenshots. So another,
00:21:26.820
another case for children, body cam. When I was little, there was like this handyman,
00:21:31.680
man that I knew and his name was Wojtek. And he was this big Viking guy. Like he was just
00:21:36.600
like this huge, fat, round, gigantic, like dude, dude. Like he was like a big Wojtek.
00:21:42.680
Yeah. And he used to paint his nails, but I think it meant something different to him.
00:21:48.120
Like he, I saw the guy one time, take a screw and screw it into the wall with his hands.
00:21:54.120
So like he was like, I don't know, besides Wojtek, you really shouldn't be wearing nail polish.
00:21:59.500
Well, that's what I'm saying. Earn it a little bit.
00:22:02.440
That's what, that's who wears nail polish. People that clearly have demons running their
00:22:05.700
brain, like Plankton and SpongeBob. And that's what they tell them to do. Nail polish. Just stupid,
00:22:15.460
My thing is I, I'm not like against like, like nail polishes, like bad or like the end of the
00:22:21.420
world, but it's like, what the fuck are you, what are you guys doing to the kids? You know,
00:22:25.020
you're clearly pushing something and it's like with no one's permission, with no, no curriculum,
00:22:31.620
no anything. It's just like a side thing. Yeah. Like you're not teaching them about like,
00:22:36.020
remember, I remember when we were, I was a kid, it's like, Oh, like the Jewish girl's mom is coming
00:22:41.620
in and she's making potato pancakes and applesauce and it's Hanukkah and it's not Christmas break yet.
00:22:46.320
We're learning about something. That's a culture. Like we're learning about like, Oh, this person is from
00:22:51.580
Vietnam. She did a traditional dish. It's like, you're learning little stupid things. And then
00:22:57.360
it's like gays are their own culture now. Exactly. And it's like, so let's just do gay stuff to the
00:23:04.140
kids. It's like for the whole year, Mr. M is painting your nails and he's on Instagram with his
00:23:07.940
butt out. Like that's, that's what it turns into. I knew something was up in the curriculum. I actually
00:23:14.600
did notice it. Once they started trying to teach us, um, invisible numbers, I equals the square
00:23:22.180
root of negative one or whatever. I was like, this isn't, this, something's not right. Yeah.
00:23:29.580
So that's a, that's just math though, buddy. Yeah, exactly. But I don't see the connection. I don't
00:23:34.680
see, you know, getting into these things, these fake made up world. Imaginary numbers leads to
00:23:39.700
non-binary and weird pronouns. It's all like you took it a little too far. Like we were good with
00:23:44.860
math. Calculus is tough. Pre-calc, whatever statistics. And then you take me to a invisible
00:23:51.260
numbers and it's like invisible, invisible numbers that I have to, I have to worry about. And it's
00:23:57.480
all part of the same. Is it just irrational numbers that you're thinking of? Uh, maybe it
00:24:01.880
is. I equals negative one or whatever. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. Irrational numbers. It's irrational
00:24:06.960
and they are. And it's like, we don't have to go that far. We can just kind of understand
00:24:11.620
how the universe works through these little patterns and whatever. We don't have to take
00:24:15.760
it to irrational numbers. Negative numbers were enough. Yeah. Zero was a good discovery.
00:24:22.080
Now there's numbers that I can't even see. Now it's I. Yeah. I, that was involved. Oh,
00:24:27.080
you know, square root of negative one. It's like you square root in those. Okay. So we can
00:24:33.540
move past that onto the next subject. Aaron Rogers. Everyone's kind of doing the left
00:24:37.520
right thing where the left is trying to cancel him because he's not vaccinated. And the right's
00:24:41.160
like, we love Aaron Rogers. He's not vaccinated. I don't like Aaron Rogers. I don't think Wisconsin
00:24:46.540
even does this. Wisconsin like Aaron Rogers. They probably love him. I can't probably take
00:24:51.700
it that far. He's got him. He was the MVP last year. He's got a super bowl, but he's not
00:24:55.720
getting vaccinated. And he's not taking like a stand the way you think. I think he just
00:25:01.480
has some like medical issues, like a legit problem with the vaccine. And it's like the
00:25:06.540
left's trying to cancel him for that. And then he's going out and saying things like forget
00:25:10.440
politics, fuck both sides. The left wants to cancel me where it wants to embrace me both
00:25:14.580
sides of the problem. And that just pisses me off because there was a time when you can
00:25:18.640
get away and stay in the gray area and not pick a side, like kind of like Tim pool in
00:25:23.340
2016 where you're like, Oh, both sides are bad. I'm in the middle. I'm fair. And it's
00:25:28.000
like, Hey buddy, it's, it's been five years of this. You know what, you know, what's
00:25:32.580
going on. You know, the way things are going like to say there's both sides and just stay
00:25:36.580
out of it is actually not the correct choice. And it seems like the correct choice. Cause
00:25:40.620
you're going to be on both sides, but both sides reject you. The left wants to cancel
00:25:44.620
you no matter what. And the right AKA Fleckus, AKA me thinks you're a pussy.
00:25:49.820
Yeah. I mean, and it's like, he says the right is going to champion me and the left is going
00:25:54.720
to cancel me. I don't give a shit about either of them. Politics is a sham. And it's like,
00:25:58.680
well, these people who are writing articles about you on every ESPN type magazine, they
00:26:05.420
want to have someone pin you down and inject something into your arm and, and shut down
00:26:12.120
your whole life, your business and everyone until the, until you listen, they want you
00:26:15.960
to earn no money. They want you to sit out of the game and they want to find you in the
00:26:19.500
NFL cause the NFL put some protocols on. So they want to find you. They want to take your
00:26:23.760
money and make it hurt for you until you get an injection that we know you don't want
00:26:29.160
Aaron in your arm. So pretty strange. Both sides, both sides, both sides of politics is
00:26:34.640
a sham. Yeah. Politics is a sham both sides, but it's like one side wants you to make your
00:26:38.320
own choice. One side wants you to force you into complying. And instead of like realizing
00:26:43.900
that maybe, yeah, both sides historically have problems, they do. But on this specific case,
00:26:49.420
one side is clearly correct. And one side is clearly incorrect and doing fascist, communist,
00:26:53.700
medical tyranny, takeover. And that the, with the fact that you're not willing to take
00:26:58.620
that next step and acknowledge that's what it is. You think what you're just going to
00:27:02.160
play it in the middle and everything's going to go back to normal in a few years. We need
00:27:05.420
key people when they see it to say something, Aaron Rogers, you saw something and you're not
00:27:10.520
saying something. NYPD would be disappointed. Yeah. The terrorist watch list. Remember 9-11 Aaron
00:27:16.700
Rogers? Whoa. Saw something and didn't see something.
00:27:19.460
Saw something and didn't say something. Didn't say anything? Crazy, Aaron.
00:27:23.700
That's weird. Remember what happened last time that happened?
00:27:26.280
Yeah. So he went on Pat McAfee's show and just kind of like did some sort of backtracking,
00:27:30.820
but like, um, you know, I'm a critical thinker and all that. And it's like.
00:27:35.080
You're a critical thinker? Okay, cool. Look at everything that's going on.
00:27:37.280
Do you have the right to be a critical thinker?
00:27:38.960
Yeah, exactly. One side lets you be and the other side doesn't. And if you're really a critical
00:27:43.600
thinker, look at everything that's going on. And does it make sense? Are we following the science?
00:27:47.380
Is Dr. Fauci leading us in a good direction? You're not a critical thinker. You're, you're
00:27:52.660
remaining like purposefully ignorant or just purposely removed. You're one layer removed
00:27:58.120
from the actual fighting and the actual conflict. And you would be a really strong player in
00:28:02.540
the fight if you chose the side that had the truth on it and you didn't. Yep. And that's
00:28:07.240
why this is where I take it too far. That's why. No, no. Aaron Rogers, please. And it's
00:28:12.500
like the, but it's the classic thing where it's like, he says his point. He kind of like
00:28:16.400
it exposes his personal opinion. Like he's vax hesitant. Like he's allergic to some ingredients.
00:28:22.220
He didn't want the Johnson and Johnson. And then he, he states his case. He gets absolutely
00:28:29.100
mauled and attacked by left wing media. And then he, as soon as that happens, he goes,
00:28:35.540
I just want to go back to playing football. Let's talk about football. And it's like,
00:28:39.020
I bet you do. Yeah. Yeah. I mean, have you noticed that football is not really just football
00:28:44.240
anymore? And it's like, and yeah, that's not ideal, but that's the case. It, everything's
00:28:49.920
politicized and the bad people that are overly loud are trying to take over. And the good people
00:28:55.380
that know what's happening are stepping up and stopping it. And Aaron Rogers is just like,
00:28:59.860
I want to just go back to playing football where I'm not a key player in whatever's about to happen.
00:29:03.840
He's basically saying he's complicit in China taking over the country and eventually destroying
00:29:08.420
us. President Xi watches football now and he goes, ha ha ha ha. He laughs the whole time when
00:29:14.280
Deb, the ref throws a personal foul, a sportsman like conduct on some huge guy. He laughs and
00:29:21.060
barely touched her. Yeah. And now some, cause he only got hits. The quarterback got hit too hard.
00:29:25.340
Now the game's a joke and president Xi laughs and Aaron Rogers just wants to get back to the game.
00:29:30.660
What game? They already took that. Yeah. NFL's dying. It'll be over soon. Just getting choked
00:29:36.460
out by president Xi real quick. Thanks Aaron Rogers. Yeah. I'm a Bears fan anyway. So yeah,
00:29:41.940
I'm a Bears fan anyway. You're not, you're a Giants fan. I'm not a Giants fan. Name one player on the
00:29:47.060
Giants. Tiki Barber. All right. That counts. Keep going. Richard Rappoy and I play this game.
00:29:51.980
I don't know players, but I do know like the nineties players. Paul O'Neill and Tiki Barber,
00:29:57.380
A-Rod. Yeah. Scott Brocious. He knows like the 2001 Yankees and he knows like the 2003 Giants.
00:30:05.120
Yeah. So give me, give me, give me a, give me a, give me a quiz. All right. Um, name somebody on
00:30:10.660
the Mets right now. Either one. Mike Piazza. Okay. So it always ends like this. It always ends like
00:30:17.720
this. Let's try to do a current one. He never gets fresh. Okay. Name someone on the Giants who plays
00:30:21.760
today. The closest person I have is Jeremy Shockey. He's done for 10 years. You could have
00:30:32.160
said Odell Beckham Jr. And been wrong and kind of ballparked close it. Odell Beckham Jr. All right.
00:30:38.860
Last one. Um, all right. Name the third baseman for the Yankees ever name an outfielder for the
00:30:48.680
Yankees. A-Rod was a third baseman. Yeah. I feel there. Bernie Williams, Paul O'Neill,
00:30:54.880
Chuck Knobloch plays second base. Paul O'Neill in that Seinfeld episode where he hits two home
00:30:59.540
runs for the kid to the sick kid. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. All right. I know Paul O'Neill.
00:31:02.460
Corey Posada, Andy Pettit. That's all the sports that really matter. Nineties, pure Yankees
00:31:08.580
baseball. Whenever you grew up, if the championship team, just remember them. Yankees baseball, baby.
00:31:14.680
All right. Moving on. This is actually the saddest segment we've ever done on Fluckus Talks,
00:31:20.380
the podcast. That's why I left it last. So we can have our fun in the beginning and now ended on a
00:31:25.500
serious sad note. What is this? The Kyle Rittenhouse. Oh yeah. It's so bad. Like this whole thing has
00:31:31.600
been horrible. He's a kid. He did self-defense in my opinion. Yep. And now they're like putting him on
00:31:38.400
this trial like this and they want blood. They want to scalp. And it's like, they're talking about
00:31:43.840
doxing the jurors. DL Hewley, who's like clearly a plant. He's as plant as it gets. Yeah. He calls
00:31:51.020
Larry Elder Uncle Tom for being a sellout to black people. It's like you're projecting, buddy. Read
00:31:55.840
the definition again and apply it to yourself. It's literally what you are looking. Look what he
00:32:00.520
tweeted. This is also tweeted by a bunch of bots. So a bunch of accounts tweeted the exact same thing.
00:32:05.500
So clearly it's like a AstroTurf fake movement that the left's trying to get ahead of.
00:32:10.220
NPC, the NPC face. Exactly. The NPC face. They all say the same thing.
00:32:14.180
Word for word this time. And they're just trying to create this idea of a consensus that it was a
00:32:19.100
miscarriage of justice in the Kyle Rittenhouse case. So DL Hewley posts, I want to live in a
00:32:23.980
country where Colin Kaepernick is seen as a hero and Kyle Rittenhouse is seen as a terrorist.
00:32:29.780
And it's like, yeah, buddy, I bet you do. I bet your twisted brain really wants that.
00:32:33.960
That's the exact problem that we're dealing with here. Kyle Rittenhouse took the trial today.
00:32:41.500
This is what happened. This is like the saddest thing I've ever seen.
00:32:44.760
Once I take that step back, I look over my shoulder and Mr. Rosenbaum, Mr. Rosenbaum was now running from my right side.
00:32:57.680
Um, and I was cornered from, in front of me with Mr. Zeminski.
00:33:42.920
And then of course it's like, dude, that is legitimately sad. And then everyone's on Twitter,
00:33:54.600
like Oscar winning performance. Like, yeah, clearly he has like PTSD and he can't even like
00:33:59.320
19 year old kid. Right? Yeah. And how old was he at the time? It was over a year ago. It was like
00:34:03.160
18 or 17. It's 17, 18, 19. I think like this, this kid is guilty. This kid went there looking to
00:34:09.720
kill somebody and people were commenting. Does anybody see any actual tears? It's like, are you
00:34:15.240
kidding? Like, are you kidding? And this guy says, when I was a kid and knew I was going to get in
00:34:19.980
trouble, I would fake right too. And look at this guy's face. This is, this is who says that soy Jack
00:34:27.320
new soy Jack just dropped. That's who, that's who we're going to lose this to. We're going to give
00:34:31.880
up our justice system because people like this are sad and what's up with that and think white supremacy
00:34:37.820
and you're doing, Oh yeah, it's time to correct white supremacy. I mean, I wish I could really
00:34:42.980
not be pinned by that guy. Why do they all look like that? What is it? It's like a, they have a
00:34:48.400
beard. So, you know, there's some testosterone, right? And they're usually bald. They usually have
00:34:52.740
glasses, not bald. Just let it be known. Not bald by choice. But like, what is that? That's like a
00:35:00.220
type. That's a type of person out there. It's a weak person. And then their arms are like hairy and
00:35:06.120
they're skinny and they never work out or anything. Skinny fat too, where they're skinny,
00:35:10.540
but they kind of have fat. Not like me where I'm just like big fat. Yeah. It's like, they're just
00:35:16.400
like a different weak type of person that, you know, natural in a, in a, in a natural environment
00:35:23.120
would not have been put to power, but because things are the way they are, they're like in charge
00:35:28.960
of the other side. It's such a good opponent. I love the, I love going against these guys. These guys suck.
00:35:33.020
It's so easy. You get there in the first play, the person's like taking a knee or breathing
00:35:36.960
hard and you're like, all right. Yeah. You see the kid whose pads don't really fit well. And
00:35:40.440
you're like, okay, this is going to be a steamroll. They're hiding some fat boy on the inside of
00:35:44.360
the line. Yeah. So that's who we're up against, which is great for us. But it's just horrible.
00:35:49.680
They're just going to destroy our system because this person thinks Kyle Rittenhouse is a white
00:35:54.720
supremacist because they're on the white supremacy wave that just kind of got injected into
00:35:58.460
our society. Yeah. That guy just got taught to hate himself. Nah, dog. You're done, buddy.
00:36:04.860
Go back to the metaverse. That's yours. That's yours. You live in the metaverse now outside
00:36:09.940
is ours. You live in the metaverse and you can just be skinny, weird with your Oculus glasses
00:36:15.460
and your underwear and you go pretend to be somebody else, buddy. Yep. Go get glucked in
00:36:19.120
the metaverse. Yeah. We'll fold Twitter into the metaverse. Yeah. Enjoy it. Take it. Have
00:36:24.820
it. You have all you want there. Those weak type of like leftists though, they're always like their
00:36:29.640
face, you know, the Wojak face, soy Jack face. It's always like so expressive. They're trying to
00:36:33.840
be like, like, I think it's like a youth thing. They're trying to like pretend they're a little
00:36:38.060
kid. It's like, you're a bald 40 year old playing with Legos now. Like it's kind of a feminine thing
00:36:43.240
too. Maybe like girls do that a lot where they post a picture and they're like, you know,
00:36:47.720
if you're audio only, I'm doing like a big fake smile with my mouth open too far. Something that would
00:36:52.700
never happen naturally. And it's like capture this moment. And it's like the, these guys are
00:36:57.340
doing the same thing. That's what you choose to do. Like, Oh, I'm like, you caught me in a fake
00:37:02.060
moment. I planned for this picture. And it's like, Oh, that's weird. That doesn't seem authentic. I
00:37:07.020
don't trust you. I don't, I don't know, man, but that's like a type of person, a real type of person.
00:37:12.780
You never see a guy who looks exactly like that. And then they're on the right. You never see it.
00:37:16.780
Exactly. Exactly. And that's the type of person that wants to take over this country and not even take it
00:37:22.440
over. Like just ruin it. Yeah. They think this country was steeped in racism or whatever they
00:37:27.280
say, and they want to destroy it. And that's who we're going to let get to that's who we're going
00:37:31.720
to let destroy it. Aaron Rogers, you're going to give it up to this guy because you just want to
00:37:37.820
play football. You fucking mutt rat. Yeah. Fuck man. Stand tall, Aaron. Tariq Nasheed did it too.
00:37:46.800
Tariq Nasheed did it too. Oh, of course he did. Of course he did. He's another plant idiot
00:37:50.760
Muppet fake person who is just someone else runs his Twitter. They have to. I mean, Tariq Nasheed,
00:37:57.320
it's like, uh, it's like a Mexican illegal immigrant kills American and he'll be like
00:38:02.780
another white supremacist. Yeah. So he really Latino supremacist. He does that. Yeah. He said
00:38:08.420
many people suspect that judge Bruce Schroeder is team white supremacy. Would this explain why he
00:38:13.720
seems so biased and he's coddling Kyle Rittenhouse throughout the entire trial. And he posts a
00:38:18.320
picture of the guy making the okay sign in passing by accident, just like expressively talking and
00:38:24.660
making like for one second, the okay sign. So that's what these people are up to. It's not about
00:38:29.320
believing it. It's not about it being true. It's about it. Astro turf getting out there through
00:38:34.300
the compromised people in the black community. Tariq Nasheed, DL Hewley, just Jesse Jackson,
00:38:39.160
all those types. The okay now, sorry, go ahead. The okay sign thing, um, is hilarious because it's
00:38:46.180
like, obviously it's fake. It doesn't mean anything. Nobody's using this sign. This is,
00:38:50.420
if you look at it below my waist, I get to punch you, but it's like a fake thing that they set up
00:38:56.080
and then they let it linger for three years. And then they're like, see, see what is convenient.
00:39:01.060
And it's just like such a sham. It's the biggest Astro turf ever. And everyone knows it is. It's just,
00:39:06.000
it's just like, they need to kind of do it so they can, when they really do a steal or really
00:39:10.880
do a heist and really try to take one over on us that they can't just be like, dude,
00:39:15.320
you blindsided us. No one cared about this issue at all. And then now all of a sudden we're doing
00:39:19.880
blah, blah, blah. It's just like a way to pad the books a little bit and be like, oh, look,
00:39:24.220
the people think this is a miscarriage of justice. Ooh, the people are split. A lot of people think
00:39:28.360
Rittenhouse is guilty. When, if you look at the things and you look at the situation, like any rational
00:39:33.360
person should be able to be like, nah, like that self-defense and that guy, the serial child rapist
00:39:39.360
or whatever was coming after him. Yeah. And like, that's it. And if you're fair, but no one wants
00:39:44.160
to look into the details. Instead, they'll just divert to LeBron James and Colin Kaepernick who
00:39:48.620
will say white supremacy, Kyle Rittenhouse, all this stuff. And now look at this division. Look at this
00:39:54.340
divide. There's, they're going to, they're going to really roll out this idea that there was a
00:39:58.380
miscarriage of justice and they're gonna have all these protests. And then next year I'll come
00:40:02.700
around, come into the election. It'll be a racist thing. Oh, everyone's racist. And then
00:40:07.260
maybe the, the Derek Chauvin will get let off or something. And then all hell is going to break
00:40:11.800
loose. That's kind of how I see it going down. The race stuff isn't going away. They might,
00:40:16.840
they might roll it up. They might ramp up the race stuff into a peak that will be Kamala Harris
00:40:23.640
becoming the president as they roll, as they kind of get rid of Joe Biden and like they roll in Kamala,
00:40:29.920
they kind of do a swap. They'll do it at the peak. So to pick the first woman of color president,
00:40:34.540
um, that's just their best way. I think. So that's kind of what I think is coming. If I had to guess,
00:40:39.300
that's fair, but you don't have to worry about all that. All you guys have to worry about is becoming
00:40:43.860
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in, we work our way down to number one. I just need to know where we're at in the scoreboard. I just need
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some numbers. Yeah. Once we figure that out, we are going to start chiseling away, but we can't do
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without you. So thank you guys for watching. We will see you at the next one.