Fleccas Talks Podcast - March 04, 2022

EPISODE 022 I DON'T CARE FOR ZELENSKY ｜ DEBUNKING PROPAGANDA ｜ POOP IN FACE ATTACK ｜ CALL WITH MOM ｜ TWITCHY THEY THEM TEACHERS

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1 hour and 13 minutes

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194.5765

Word Count

14,310

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16

Misogynist Sentences

47

Hate Speech Sentences

172

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On this week's episode of Fucking Talks: Episode 22, we discuss the latest in the ongoing crisis between the US and Ukraine, the State of the Union, and the urban decay crisis in New York City. We also talk about some of the best and worst things that have happened to us in the past week, and answer some questions from the audience.

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00:00:00.000 All right. Welcome back to fucking talks a podcast episode 22 today on the show things between Russia and Ukraine continue to escalate

00:00:07.000 We debunk some of the propaganda while still being sensitive to those who are suffering

00:00:10.520 I tell you why i'm not impressed with zelinski and even less impressed with those who are fawning over him

00:00:14.860 The state of the union was an absolute gaslight

00:00:17.000 The they thems and cringe of the week continue to come for our kids and we have an absolutely puke worthy urban decay section

00:00:23.600 I'll give you a hint. It involves poop being smeared in someone's face

00:00:27.300 Make sure you stay to the end for the uplifting gold section. It's brand new

00:00:30.480 It's some good stories that remind us what life is all about and why we shouldn't blow our brains out

00:00:35.460 All this and more it's fuck it sucks the podcast episode 22 rank the best new podcast of all

00:00:39.880 Cause words are just words until action actually starts and action speak louder than words

00:00:46.960 But at the same time words speak louder than action because sometimes it's the right thing to do

00:00:51.780 Very cool

00:00:53.600 Very cool

00:00:54.780 Very cool

00:00:55.980 It's what this time is the podcast featuring Richard

00:00:58.960 Get the f*** out of here Jerry

00:01:03.720 Get out of here Jerry

00:01:04.540 F***ing rat mutt

00:01:07.100 All right

00:01:07.980 Purebred mutt

00:01:08.780 Episode purebred mutt

00:01:10.200 Episode 22

00:01:11.220 We are back guys

00:01:12.560 Quick housekeeping section as we do every week

00:01:15.420 We'll kind of go update some things that have happened

00:01:17.540 Some questions from the audience

00:01:19.260 Before we get into the show

00:01:20.960 Right off the bat people are wondering Richard Ratboy what is your coffee order

00:01:24.620 Everyone keeps commenting what's Richard Ratboy's coffee order it looks a little too milky to me

00:01:28.320 So I am not opposed to milk

00:01:30.700 This is black iced coffee and then a little bit of heavy cream

00:01:34.480 Heavy cream different from half and half zero carbs

00:01:37.480 So it's not black iced coffee

00:01:38.700 Yeah it's not black iced coffee

00:01:39.720 It's a dessert

00:01:40.260 No I just said zero zero carbs zero sugar

00:01:44.020 And heavy cream there's zero everything

00:01:45.320 Yep

00:01:45.620 It's a keto coffee drink

00:01:47.740 I'm not in keto right now

00:01:49.120 But sorry to all you haters who thought I was drinking 600 calories

00:01:52.380 Yeah the correct coffee order is black iced coffee or black hot coffee

00:01:56.500 That's it

00:01:57.120 It's not meant to be a dessert

00:01:58.540 The correct coffee order is whatever you want

00:02:02.080 No

00:02:02.400 Because then you wake up and go

00:02:03.960 Oh I want dessert for breakfast

00:02:06.300 First thing you have like a creme brulee in the morning

00:02:08.100 I'm not on those people's side

00:02:10.680 They need to find God

00:02:11.600 Because those calories will come and get you

00:02:14.720 Alright so it's kind of an embarrassing order

00:02:16.820 Coffee should be this color

00:02:18.140 No

00:02:18.460 Not that color

00:02:19.180 I'm not embarrassed at all

00:02:20.480 No one should even own heavy cream

00:02:21.840 Unless you're doing something special with mashed potatoes or something

00:02:24.680 I love heavy cream

00:02:25.860 Speaking of dessert

00:02:26.720 I feel like we failed to mention this in past episodes

00:02:30.080 And it's kind of an important thing that's followed us outside of the show

00:02:33.720 Gulab Jamun

00:02:35.720 Gulab Jamun

00:02:37.080 The Indian honey pancake ball

00:02:39.020 Covered in like honey syrup

00:02:40.340 We failed to mention this in the show

00:02:42.740 It's a very important part of our lives

00:02:45.740 Tasty dessert

00:02:46.580 It's a tasty dessert

00:02:47.620 If you guys eat Indian food

00:02:49.420 I recommend you do

00:02:50.360 Butter chicken

00:02:52.380 Garlic naan

00:02:53.520 Gulab Jamun

00:02:54.660 That's pretty much

00:02:56.200 That's a home run

00:02:57.340 Basmati rice

00:02:58.140 Basmati rice

00:02:58.920 That's a home run every time

00:03:00.200 Highly recommended

00:03:01.320 Not enough people know about it

00:03:02.800 Gulab Jamun

00:03:03.640 Check it out

00:03:04.620 I love Indian food

00:03:06.340 Me too

00:03:06.820 Those people really

00:03:07.660 They got the spices

00:03:08.560 They developed it all

00:03:09.640 You can go to like an Indian lunch buffet

00:03:12.260 And taste like 40 different things

00:03:14.100 Yeah

00:03:14.340 And oh yeah

00:03:15.560 And you can put them out of business too

00:03:17.080 You can sit there for a while

00:03:18.280 And they'll

00:03:18.660 They'll politely

00:03:19.460 They'll politely tell you to leave

00:03:20.880 Or there'll be a surcharge

00:03:21.880 They'll say

00:03:22.300 Yeah

00:03:22.620 And also any sort of food

00:03:24.680 You can take like a naan or bread or whatever

00:03:27.040 And run it through

00:03:27.780 I'm all about the run through

00:03:29.400 I'm all about running through the sauce

00:03:31.080 So glad we got that figured out

00:03:33.180 Gulab Jamun guys

00:03:34.140 Please check it out

00:03:35.140 Very much worth your time

00:03:37.000 Sponsored by just a dessert this episode

00:03:40.840 Yeah

00:03:41.140 Well you know

00:03:42.520 We have to let people know about stuff

00:03:44.140 It can't all be boring politics

00:03:45.720 We have to kind of

00:03:46.640 You know

00:03:47.140 Speak to the things that involve the culture

00:03:49.240 Speaking of

00:03:50.920 Obviously the Urban Decay section is coming up

00:03:53.040 We talk a lot about crime

00:03:54.940 And things that are happening in society

00:03:56.380 I the other day

00:03:57.820 On one of our walks with Richard Ratboy

00:03:59.580 Thought of a great way

00:04:01.340 To get out of a stick up

00:04:02.900 Okay

00:04:03.720 If you're ever being robbed

00:04:04.920 So say someone comes up on you with a gun

00:04:07.520 And is like

00:04:07.900 Hey

00:04:08.140 Give me your wallet

00:04:09.300 Give me your wallet

00:04:09.860 And I just go

00:04:10.340 Whoa whoa whoa whoa

00:04:10.940 Okay hey hey

00:04:11.540 Relax

00:04:11.920 Just so you know

00:04:13.000 I have a gun in my right pocket

00:04:15.120 And I start coming close

00:04:16.440 So you can grab it out

00:04:17.540 Let me get that gun

00:04:18.240 And then bam

00:04:19.500 You got them close

00:04:20.920 And you got them away

00:04:21.660 And you don't have a gun

00:04:22.660 Alright

00:04:23.480 So a headbutt

00:04:24.540 Like a headbutt type

00:04:25.400 Yeah

00:04:25.680 So it's like

00:04:26.240 You go like

00:04:27.000 Hey

00:04:27.280 Hands up

00:04:28.020 I have a gun

00:04:29.200 So the guy's like

00:04:30.140 Oh man

00:04:30.600 This guy's a threat

00:04:31.420 Oh this guy's got something

00:04:32.400 I better disarm him

00:04:33.320 I better disarm him

00:04:34.520 So then you give him

00:04:35.580 Hey

00:04:35.840 In my right pocket

00:04:36.580 There's a gun

00:04:37.220 He'll come close

00:04:38.460 A little too close

00:04:39.840 Bam

00:04:40.620 Now you got a gun

00:04:42.540 Boom

00:04:42.900 Yeah

00:04:43.760 Smart

00:04:44.400 I think that's a good technique

00:04:45.620 Good technique

00:04:46.220 I feel like we would have seen that

00:04:48.020 In some sort of movie already

00:04:49.040 Like a Jason Bourne type move

00:04:50.460 Like just get my gun

00:04:51.300 And then boom boom

00:04:51.960 He's shoulder

00:04:52.400 He's hitting you with a book

00:04:53.560 All of a sudden

00:04:54.100 So a lot of these things

00:04:55.360 It's like

00:04:55.800 These are little movie scenes

00:04:57.380 But I don't have

00:04:58.340 An action movie

00:04:59.580 In the pipeline

00:05:00.420 Yeah

00:05:00.920 So I'm just gonna get it out

00:05:02.340 On the show

00:05:02.680 So it's just podcast material

00:05:03.860 Let's just talk

00:05:04.460 Just a podcast bit

00:05:04.900 Yeah

00:05:05.340 And then final piece

00:05:07.280 Of housekeeping

00:05:08.160 You know how everyone says

00:05:09.660 Birds have razor sharp talons

00:05:11.280 Some people say that

00:05:13.040 I've heard that

00:05:13.600 You know

00:05:13.980 Oh the talons are razor sharp

00:05:15.880 That's not true

00:05:17.960 What are you saying

00:05:19.940 Razor blades

00:05:20.980 Yeah

00:05:21.360 Are

00:05:22.120 You put it

00:05:23.180 You know

00:05:23.480 Cuts right through your hand

00:05:24.360 Yeah

00:05:24.600 Cuts right through the paper

00:05:25.420 Razor blades are

00:05:26.560 Microscopically sharp

00:05:28.060 It's like a measurement amount

00:05:29.660 Like one millimeter

00:05:30.440 It's like perfectly

00:05:30.880 As like sharp as you can be

00:05:32.320 The talons

00:05:34.040 Are sharp

00:05:35.320 That's fine

00:05:37.040 But I don't think

00:05:38.180 They're razor sharp

00:05:38.820 They're wide

00:05:39.380 They're too wide

00:05:40.180 They're too wide

00:05:40.920 And how in nature

00:05:42.080 Could you even like

00:05:42.900 Sharpen the talons

00:05:44.180 To the

00:05:44.540 You know

00:05:44.900 They're sharp enough

00:05:46.200 To forcefully rip

00:05:47.500 Some meat apart

00:05:48.280 And whatever

00:05:48.900 But I don't think

00:05:50.160 It's razor sharp

00:05:50.940 Yeah

00:05:51.460 Wouldn't they constantly

00:05:52.140 Be being worn down

00:05:53.520 Yeah

00:05:54.240 Or if you even like

00:05:55.080 Touched yourself

00:05:55.940 Or anything

00:05:56.580 It would just

00:05:57.420 Tear you up

00:05:58.240 If the thing went like this

00:05:59.780 And scratched its neck

00:06:00.660 It would kill itself

00:06:01.620 Yeah

00:06:02.400 That's interesting

00:06:03.260 I never thought about that

00:06:04.240 And I don't know why

00:06:05.220 You're thinking about that

00:06:06.000 Well it's housekeeping

00:06:06.980 Just some stuff

00:06:07.980 We have to get out of the way

00:06:08.840 Before the show starts

00:06:09.780 Last couple nights ago

00:06:12.080 We watched State of the Union

00:06:13.260 Yeah

00:06:14.020 It was

00:06:14.920 In my opinion

00:06:16.360 It was an absolute gaslight

00:06:17.600 It was meant to humiliate us

00:06:18.940 Eric Swalwell was there

00:06:20.540 It was a real who's who

00:06:21.900 Of everyone who's let us down

00:06:22.960 In the last few years

00:06:23.780 Yeah

00:06:24.040 Brett Kavanaugh

00:06:25.040 Amy Corey Bennett

00:06:25.860 Amy Corey Bennett

00:06:27.960 All these losers

00:06:29.800 That ended up being

00:06:30.860 Total duds

00:06:31.900 Just on display

00:06:33.400 Standing up

00:06:34.120 Clapping for Joe Biden

00:06:35.140 Kamala Harris

00:06:36.320 Nodding

00:06:36.900 You know

00:06:37.440 Nodding the whole time

00:06:38.720 It was

00:06:39.020 It just made me

00:06:39.640 Absolutely sick

00:06:40.440 That's honestly

00:06:41.340 Hey

00:06:41.680 I'm not gonna shit

00:06:42.640 On Kamala

00:06:44.040 And Nancy

00:06:45.000 Because

00:06:45.720 For Mike Pence

00:06:47.820 Whoever

00:06:48.200 Going back

00:06:48.740 The Speaker of the House

00:06:49.960 And the Vice President

00:06:50.760 Forever

00:06:51.000 That's a tough job

00:06:52.160 Be on camera

00:06:53.400 Reacting for an hour

00:06:54.440 And 15 minutes straight

00:06:55.440 And yeah

00:06:56.440 Nobody wants that right

00:06:57.640 Like that's tough

00:06:58.360 You know Kamala Harris

00:06:59.340 Deep down hates Joe Biden too

00:07:00.820 Yeah

00:07:01.260 So she has to control

00:07:02.460 Her background face

00:07:03.480 Where she's always like

00:07:04.860 She's like

00:07:07.060 She can't go like

00:07:07.860 Don't agree with you fully

00:07:09.040 Yeah

00:07:09.660 But I'm with you

00:07:10.820 Yeah

00:07:11.120 She can't say

00:07:11.820 Ugh

00:07:12.240 What an idiot

00:07:12.880 Or like

00:07:13.380 Ugh

00:07:13.680 Oh my god

00:07:14.260 And then everything

00:07:15.600 Just like

00:07:16.040 It was a complete gaslight

00:07:17.140 Remember at the end

00:07:18.160 They were yelling

00:07:18.740 Fund the police

00:07:19.920 Yeah

00:07:20.640 That was crazy

00:07:21.280 Like aren't you guys

00:07:21.920 Don't you think

00:07:23.100 Don't we watch everything

00:07:24.480 From the last year

00:07:25.260 Fund the police now

00:07:26.780 So it was fully gaslighting

00:07:28.160 Yeah

00:07:28.340 It's like a true 180

00:07:29.780 It's not even like

00:07:31.040 No you misinterpreted us

00:07:32.500 It's a true 180

00:07:33.520 I

00:07:34.240 The way I would sum up

00:07:35.760 The State of the Union

00:07:36.400 Was Ukraine first

00:07:38.100 Then America first

00:07:39.960 Right

00:07:40.940 Like

00:07:41.240 Yeah

00:07:41.400 The State of the Union

00:07:42.200 Was the state of Ukraine

00:07:43.400 Ukraine

00:07:43.840 All the flags were Ukrainian

00:07:45.160 And then

00:07:45.900 America first

00:07:47.280 Buy American

00:07:48.160 Manufacturer in America

00:07:49.220 Yeah

00:07:49.560 I know a guy

00:07:50.080 Who was doing that

00:07:50.780 I know a guy

00:07:51.780 Who was putting tariffs

00:07:52.620 On companies

00:07:53.240 Who were importing

00:07:54.540 Stuff to America

00:07:55.760 So that

00:07:56.280 They would actually

00:07:57.760 Build a factory here instead

00:07:58.880 He was

00:07:59.900 His tweets were too mean

00:08:01.100 Though I guess

00:08:01.640 I don't know

00:08:02.020 Yeah

00:08:02.340 Yeah

00:08:03.080 Exactly

00:08:03.520 And everyone says

00:08:04.240 Oh like the new poll

00:08:05.300 You know

00:08:06.020 Putin wouldn't have

00:08:06.820 Invaded Russia

00:08:07.600 If Trump was in office

00:08:08.640 People think

00:08:09.260 It's like

00:08:09.540 That already happened

00:08:10.360 Yeah

00:08:10.660 That was four years

00:08:11.460 That was four years

00:08:12.560 And he didn't

00:08:13.320 That was four years

00:08:14.020 And it was 2016

00:08:15.080 To 2020

00:08:16.440 So like Crimea

00:08:17.500 Was 2014

00:08:18.360 Yeah

00:08:18.940 So he goes

00:08:19.640 Okay

00:08:20.000 I better chill

00:08:20.980 Yeah

00:08:21.600 I better chill out

00:08:22.480 Because I'm being

00:08:22.960 Because I'm being

00:08:23.560 Actively threatened

00:08:24.480 Not just with sanctions

00:08:25.940 But with military force

00:08:28.160 Exactly

00:08:28.840 And it was absolutely nuts

00:08:30.160 State of the Union

00:08:30.640 There was no real

00:08:31.640 COVID talk

00:08:32.520 Which is crazy

00:08:33.640 COVID's done

00:08:33.880 COVID's done

00:08:34.740 Like we had COVID

00:08:35.600 For so long

00:08:36.360 That was the most

00:08:37.220 Important thing ever

00:08:38.060 You can't just go

00:08:38.940 From COVID to nothing

00:08:40.020 So you need another

00:08:41.300 Equal or ballpark

00:08:43.260 Equal crisis

00:08:44.220 Like a

00:08:44.800 The threat of nuclear war

00:08:46.200 I guess

00:08:46.640 Hey that's a one for one

00:08:47.820 Indiana Jones swap

00:08:48.800 Yeah

00:08:49.180 So I guess

00:08:50.740 COVID's done

00:08:51.680 No masks

00:08:53.020 Everyone's gonna be

00:08:53.760 Gaslit now

00:08:54.660 Well they had to end COVID

00:08:55.900 Everything else was going

00:08:57.140 So bad

00:08:57.780 That they had to go

00:08:58.920 Alright here you go

00:08:59.900 Peasants

00:09:00.740 They'll probably

00:09:01.580 We've spoken about this

00:09:02.500 They'll take the credit

00:09:03.540 Because COVID

00:09:04.320 All you have to do

00:09:05.080 To end the COVID

00:09:05.700 Is just like change

00:09:06.700 How people talk about it

00:09:07.900 On the news

00:09:08.360 Like the data

00:09:08.980 And the science

00:09:09.720 Is in the favor of like

00:09:11.140 COVID not being a

00:09:12.820 Long term pandemic

00:09:14.120 That's actually that bad

00:09:15.240 Yeah

00:09:15.560 So you had like the

00:09:16.640 Ace in the hole

00:09:17.460 You had the winning hand

00:09:18.480 The whole time

00:09:19.180 All you had to do

00:09:20.240 Was bluff around

00:09:21.040 And then now you

00:09:21.520 Could flip the cards

00:09:22.160 And go oh yeah

00:09:22.740 We solved COVID

00:09:23.480 It's not that bad

00:09:24.560 We don't need to

00:09:25.000 Mask the kids

00:09:25.700 We don't need to

00:09:26.700 Make everyone get

00:09:27.420 Vaccinated

00:09:27.960 Even though everyone

00:09:28.580 Already got fired

00:09:29.300 For not getting

00:09:29.900 Vaccinated and everything

00:09:30.860 But they slow rolled us

00:09:32.100 They didn't show us

00:09:32.880 The cards until like

00:09:33.860 Oh it's been two years

00:09:35.160 Sorry guys

00:09:35.580 They really slow rolled us

00:09:37.220 But now they actually

00:09:38.540 Have a new crisis

00:09:41.140 So congrats to the

00:09:42.820 Deep state

00:09:43.280 They needed to

00:09:44.000 Release valve

00:09:44.680 It was getting too

00:09:45.700 Hot and too crazy

00:09:46.560 So they just had

00:09:47.600 Like a new

00:09:48.180 You have a new

00:09:48.840 Crisis restart button

00:09:50.120 Bam

00:09:50.560 Oh guys

00:09:51.400 Everyone's a

00:09:51.940 Ukrainian expert now

00:09:52.980 You need to care

00:09:53.720 About Ukraine

00:09:54.340 That's the most

00:09:54.780 Important thing

00:09:55.260 In the world

00:09:55.680 COVID

00:09:56.200 Oh

00:09:56.680 Democrats

00:09:57.600 That was years ago

00:09:58.420 That was years ago

00:09:59.320 It's like those

00:10:00.140 Cartoons where you

00:10:01.120 Push something in

00:10:01.940 And then something

00:10:02.440 Else pops up

00:10:03.400 Yeah

00:10:03.700 It's like

00:10:04.460 There's always

00:10:04.900 Going to be

00:10:05.200 Some sort of

00:10:05.720 Mega crisis

00:10:06.380 To deal with

00:10:07.000 Exactly

00:10:07.440 Absolute gaslight

00:10:08.560 Eric Swabble's there

00:10:09.540 It's so embarrassing

00:10:10.240 He's like clapping

00:10:11.420 And standing

00:10:12.000 He looks like

00:10:13.000 A Matt Damon

00:10:13.560 Misprint

00:10:14.440 Yeah

00:10:14.760 Like he's like

00:10:15.320 The penny

00:10:15.760 That like

00:10:16.260 You know

00:10:16.560 We kind of

00:10:17.400 Messed up this face

00:10:18.280 Yeah

00:10:18.880 He is a Matt Damon

00:10:19.940 Misprint

00:10:20.620 Yeah

00:10:22.000 He's a botched

00:10:22.900 He's a botched

00:10:24.120 Matt Damon clone

00:10:24.960 But so for Joe Biden

00:10:26.580 And stuff

00:10:27.060 It just sounded like

00:10:28.340 You know

00:10:29.180 Usually you get

00:10:29.900 Someone on their

00:10:30.440 First state of the union

00:10:31.400 For the year

00:10:32.140 And Joe Biden

00:10:32.940 Obviously has the senate

00:10:34.160 And the house

00:10:34.800 Right

00:10:35.080 It's a majority rule

00:10:36.660 For all three branches

00:10:38.260 And usually it's like

00:10:39.600 Ah it feels good

00:10:41.280 Here's what we did

00:10:42.220 You know

00:10:42.560 I'm a young new president

00:10:43.820 Like

00:10:44.360 Yeah

00:10:44.720 This is the first year

00:10:45.580 Of my term

00:10:46.100 Look at how smooth

00:10:47.060 It's going

00:10:47.580 And it was just

00:10:48.360 Kind of the opposite

00:10:49.080 Of that

00:10:49.520 And the way

00:10:50.480 I described it

00:10:51.360 Was like

00:10:52.600 Obviously the polls

00:10:54.680 Are so bad for him

00:10:55.580 Right

00:10:55.820 And it's

00:10:56.600 It was basically

00:10:57.260 Like a boyfriend

00:10:57.900 And girlfriend

00:10:58.300 On the brink

00:10:59.080 Of a breakup

00:10:59.640 And it's like

00:11:00.840 He's promising

00:11:01.420 All this America first

00:11:02.500 Stuff

00:11:02.960 And funding the police

00:11:04.080 Like you know

00:11:05.100 Kitchen table

00:11:05.800 Suburban mom issues

00:11:07.000 And it's basically

00:11:08.740 Like a boyfriend

00:11:09.580 Begging his girlfriend

00:11:10.460 Not to leave him

00:11:11.100 Like okay

00:11:11.640 I'll change

00:11:12.180 Like I swear

00:11:13.240 I'll change

00:11:13.920 Like do you want

00:11:15.260 To go to your

00:11:15.580 Mother-in-laws

00:11:16.080 Twice a week

00:11:16.660 I'll go

00:11:17.700 Like he's promising

00:11:18.760 Anything right now

00:11:19.540 To keep this girlfriend

00:11:20.380 And the girlfriend

00:11:21.100 Is American approval

00:11:22.340 Which they're already

00:11:23.700 Out the door

00:11:24.220 The next state of the union

00:11:25.420 That's never gonna come

00:11:27.920 Yeah

00:11:28.180 We can just make

00:11:28.860 Some promises

00:11:29.360 By the time that comes

00:11:30.380 Love a new crisis

00:11:31.200 Everyone will forget

00:11:31.880 What was said this year

00:11:32.840 And we'll just remember

00:11:34.200 Oh yeah

00:11:34.520 Joe Biden

00:11:35.060 Ended the pandemic

00:11:37.000 That Trump got us

00:11:38.260 All locked down on

00:11:39.120 Yeah

00:11:39.360 And Biden invented

00:11:40.580 The vaccine

00:11:41.220 And he

00:11:41.720 He was Superman

00:11:42.520 He did it all

00:11:43.200 Yeah

00:11:43.600 But he can't read

00:11:44.520 And he can't

00:11:45.080 He can't even talk

00:11:46.400 And he's like

00:11:46.980 Aging so bad

00:11:48.280 Like he can't even talk

00:11:49.340 He can't even present anything

00:11:50.780 And then he just reads

00:11:52.240 The teleprompter

00:11:53.160 And there's like

00:11:54.140 Certain moments

00:11:54.940 That need like

00:11:55.680 Emphasis

00:11:56.380 Like we're gonna

00:11:57.060 Blah blah blah

00:11:57.660 And I told

00:11:58.500 And it's just like

00:11:59.400 I told Putin

00:12:01.020 That if he

00:12:01.920 And it's like

00:12:02.300 He just reads it

00:12:03.020 Word for word

00:12:03.780 And you could tell

00:12:04.780 The script writer

00:12:05.380 No inflection

00:12:06.160 No anything

00:12:06.840 The script writer

00:12:07.360 Is probably pissed

00:12:08.040 Like dude

00:12:08.480 I had some moments

00:12:09.500 In there

00:12:10.000 Where I accounted

00:12:11.000 For the applause

00:12:11.840 I accounted for

00:12:12.900 All these things

00:12:13.540 I had some like

00:12:14.180 Words he had to hit

00:12:15.220 With some emphasis

00:12:15.900 And you just read

00:12:17.240 Through it

00:12:17.640 Like you're in third grade

00:12:18.580 Bad stuff man

00:12:20.020 Bad stuff

00:12:20.680 He's a really

00:12:21.620 Just embarrassing

00:12:22.260 Public speaker

00:12:22.940 So it's

00:12:23.700 But we were thinking

00:12:25.000 He was on some sort of

00:12:25.820 Like adrenaline

00:12:26.480 Adderall drip

00:12:27.720 To keep him up

00:12:28.340 Keep him going

00:12:28.960 Yeah

00:12:29.820 Whatever the

00:12:30.620 Concoction they give him

00:12:32.080 They probably have to be

00:12:33.800 You know

00:12:35.340 They have to be

00:12:35.980 Cautious about how much

00:12:37.300 They give it to him

00:12:38.040 Because he'll probably

00:12:38.460 Build a tolerance

00:12:39.260 So like on nights

00:12:40.360 Like State of the Union

00:12:41.220 It's like he gets

00:12:42.060 The good concoction

00:12:42.740 He gets liverking concoction

00:12:44.200 Yeah

00:12:44.480 He gets the good concoction

00:12:45.680 On night of the State of the Union

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00:14:14.920 Cringe of the week

00:14:15.700 Let's go

00:14:21.620 Number one

00:14:22.320 Twitchy pronoun lady

00:14:23.580 Let's let that rip

00:14:24.560 You gonna call me

00:14:25.960 From now on

00:14:26.780 Them Mandy

00:14:28.420 Them the Mandy

00:14:31.980 I like it

00:14:32.660 I like it

00:14:33.320 I think it's pretty good

00:14:34.500 Do we have to

00:14:35.100 Do we say

00:14:35.800 Them or

00:14:36.900 They

00:14:37.880 Middle school teacher

00:14:39.040 You would say

00:14:39.740 They

00:14:40.140 If you were saying

00:14:40.880 If you were talking about me

00:14:42.020 And you were like

00:14:42.540 They

00:14:43.060 Are really awesome

00:14:45.000 Or if you said

00:14:47.060 I want to give this piece of candy

00:14:48.900 To

00:14:49.360 Them

00:14:50.280 Get it

00:14:53.680 No

00:14:55.180 I like your hair

00:14:56.620 They

00:14:57.960 Or how about

00:14:59.380 If you

00:14:59.780 Like this poor kid

00:15:00.900 I like your hair

00:15:01.640 They

00:15:02.100 Like

00:15:02.500 You're confusing the kid

00:15:04.120 With grammar

00:15:04.720 And it makes no sense

00:15:05.920 And now you're making this kid

00:15:07.080 Do like

00:15:07.580 A puzzle

00:15:08.660 In their brain

00:15:09.600 Of like

00:15:09.980 How does this work

00:15:11.040 I only know words

00:15:12.280 For you know

00:15:12.800 A few months now

00:15:13.840 I've only been putting together sentences

00:15:15.840 For a little while

00:15:16.680 Now I know that

00:15:17.580 There's a lot of different genders

00:15:19.020 And some people are

00:15:20.000 The multiple pronoun

00:15:21.320 Multiple people pronoun

00:15:22.520 They aren't even on grammar yet

00:15:23.960 At this point right

00:15:24.580 Like isn't this like

00:15:25.280 Just like words

00:15:26.180 And forming sentences

00:15:27.120 And like

00:15:28.120 We haven't gotten to the structure

00:15:29.360 Pure confusion

00:15:30.380 And also you know

00:15:31.420 There's like a type

00:15:32.260 Of

00:15:33.800 What is this

00:15:34.500 A trans person

00:15:35.260 Or

00:15:35.620 I don't know

00:15:36.120 LGBT

00:15:36.640 Yeah

00:15:37.340 So there's a type

00:15:38.380 Of LGBT person

00:15:39.540 Who is

00:15:41.280 Like for example

00:15:42.320 She they

00:15:43.280 Or she them

00:15:45.720 But why wouldn't it

00:15:47.380 Just be she her

00:15:48.200 Like if you're already

00:15:49.280 Doing she

00:15:49.940 What's the difference

00:15:51.140 Between her

00:15:52.000 And they

00:15:53.000 Like wouldn't you

00:15:54.280 Just be like

00:15:54.600 Oh I'm okay with she

00:15:55.280 So I'm okay with her

00:15:56.040 Like why

00:15:56.700 That

00:15:57.300 Those are the ones

00:15:58.500 That are the fakest to me

00:15:59.440 If you're a guy

00:16:00.160 Trying to be a girl

00:16:00.860 And you look like a girl

00:16:01.560 And you say call me she

00:16:02.740 It's like alright

00:16:03.180 I get what you're doing

00:16:04.240 And you committed

00:16:04.820 Yeah

00:16:05.300 You cut your tits off

00:16:06.940 Or you put them on

00:16:07.560 Exactly

00:16:07.900 You're a guy in a dress

00:16:09.100 You think you're a girl

00:16:10.060 Call me a girl

00:16:10.760 I get the

00:16:12.020 The broken logic

00:16:13.280 On why he is now a she

00:16:15.180 In his mind

00:16:16.400 Yeah

00:16:16.900 But

00:16:17.300 Why would you be she they

00:16:19.340 Why wouldn't you just be she her

00:16:20.620 What

00:16:21.000 Why can you be she without being her

00:16:22.940 Is what you're asking

00:16:23.680 Yeah

00:16:23.900 And it doesn't make any sense

00:16:24.980 It doesn't make sense

00:16:25.920 It's just like you're looking for

00:16:27.200 You're a she

00:16:27.940 You're not really a he

00:16:28.980 So you're like alright she

00:16:30.120 But that's not enough

00:16:31.220 I need people to

00:16:32.220 I need to take from people

00:16:33.640 I need people to

00:16:35.120 To

00:16:35.360 To

00:16:35.940 Abide

00:16:36.920 By what I want

00:16:38.280 And I need to have

00:16:39.160 Imposed my will on people

00:16:40.740 Yeah

00:16:41.060 So they need to call me them

00:16:42.360 And it's like so confusing

00:16:43.620 You try to explain to a kid

00:16:44.600 Who's trying to be nice

00:16:45.380 Yeah

00:16:46.060 It's a dominance thing for sure

00:16:47.820 Twitchy too

00:16:48.520 That person

00:16:49.000 That person shouldn't be near a kid

00:16:50.180 What's the voice

00:16:51.060 What can we talk about

00:16:52.080 The voice of this person

00:16:53.100 And the twitchiness

00:16:53.860 Yeah

00:16:54.400 The weird

00:16:54.940 This is just kind of

00:16:56.200 A weird creature right

00:16:57.160 Like what

00:16:57.860 What happened here

00:16:58.600 The voice is a part

00:16:59.820 Can we

00:17:00.580 I'm gonna play it again

00:17:01.520 From the

00:17:02.200 Just a little bit

00:17:03.060 I like it

00:17:08.080 I like it

00:17:08.740 I think it's pretty good

00:17:09.920 I like it

00:17:11.480 I like it

00:17:12.040 I think it's pretty good

00:17:12.980 Annoying high pitched

00:17:14.000 And slurring

00:17:14.740 Is this how you talk to kids

00:17:16.000 Shouldn't you be enunciating

00:17:17.360 Shouldn't like

00:17:17.900 Being a teacher

00:17:18.920 Be part of

00:17:19.600 Like you know

00:17:20.700 Having a little

00:17:21.560 Class and poise

00:17:22.720 And presenting yourself

00:17:24.040 In a way that's

00:17:25.280 You know

00:17:25.800 Deserving of

00:17:26.760 Little kids to look up to you

00:17:27.980 Yeah

00:17:28.500 Shouldn't there be some

00:17:29.300 A reciprocal thing here

00:17:30.560 Where it's like

00:17:31.040 You're someone to look up to

00:17:32.240 That's a good point

00:17:33.520 There needs to be

00:17:34.480 Some sort of like

00:17:35.420 Meritocracy

00:17:36.200 To get in front of kids

00:17:37.340 There's

00:17:38.120 Oh I'm a

00:17:39.300 I'm a fireman

00:17:40.060 I'm a cop

00:17:40.660 Like I'm a

00:17:41.340 Blah blah blah

00:17:41.880 I'm a

00:17:42.420 And it's state college

00:17:43.420 Right now

00:17:43.920 And like a little program

00:17:45.320 It's like going to

00:17:46.320 A community college program

00:17:47.800 Where you studied education

00:17:49.140 And then you're

00:17:50.440 An assistant teacher

00:17:51.180 For a while

00:17:51.660 Where you don't

00:17:52.260 Really do anything

00:17:53.000 You know how

00:17:53.380 They all have that

00:17:54.040 A lot of teachers

00:17:54.840 Have that like trial period

00:17:56.060 Where you're a

00:17:57.020 Classroom assistant

00:17:57.880 Or helper or whatever

00:17:58.680 And you're not doing

00:17:59.640 Your trans stuff then

00:18:00.680 Then you're just like

00:18:01.900 Toe in the line

00:18:02.560 But once they give you

00:18:04.040 The 30 kids

00:18:04.980 Un

00:18:05.760 You know

00:18:06.900 Unsupervised

00:18:07.860 Then you really start

00:18:08.960 Getting weird with it

00:18:09.640 I'm

00:18:10.160 Damn

00:18:10.800 I would hear that

00:18:12.060 And go

00:18:12.300 Oh what's going on in here

00:18:13.400 Oh you're explaining

00:18:15.000 That

00:18:15.160 Okay

00:18:15.500 You can just

00:18:16.320 You can just

00:18:16.820 Pack up your shit

00:18:17.320 And go

00:18:17.620 Thank you

00:18:18.260 I'll watch the kid

00:18:19.740 I'll teach the kid

00:18:20.380 He she

00:18:21.260 I'll teach him that part

00:18:22.500 Yeah

00:18:22.920 Moving on

00:18:24.180 Call of Duty

00:18:25.160 The video game

00:18:26.880 Very going woke

00:18:29.800 I guess

00:18:30.240 Everything's going woke

00:18:31.180 These days

00:18:31.680 But the video games

00:18:32.700 Especially

00:18:33.120 Listen to this

00:18:34.560 They have like these

00:18:35.200 Like pre-made characters

00:18:36.440 In the game

00:18:37.060 Listen to this character

00:18:38.380 That Call of Duty has

00:18:39.460 Yeah so this is for

00:18:40.780 Like the new campaign

00:18:42.460 Or whatever that they're doing

00:18:43.660 And so it's just a character

00:18:45.580 So they do little character

00:18:46.700 Things for soldiers

00:18:47.640 And so this is Thomas

00:18:49.260 It goes

00:18:49.800 His citizenship

00:18:51.100 Canadian and Spanish

00:18:52.100 Thomas was born

00:18:53.240 In New Carlisle

00:18:54.100 Quebec

00:18:54.420 To a French father

00:18:55.760 And a Spanish mother

00:18:56.480 And grew up in Spain

00:18:57.380 He fought in World War I

00:18:59.520 Served as a volunteer

00:19:01.220 For the Mackenzie Papineau Battalion

00:19:03.120 And drove tanks

00:19:03.860 In World War II

00:19:04.560 He fought in World War I

00:19:06.580 But his birthday

00:19:07.880 On the top of this bio thing

00:19:09.840 Says

00:19:10.580 10-21-1920

00:19:12.580 Any historians out there

00:19:14.340 Want to tell me

00:19:15.220 When World War I is?

00:19:16.520 So either way

00:19:17.320 It goes

00:19:18.360 His battle experience

00:19:19.260 Hardened him

00:19:19.700 But only

00:19:20.340 Out of care

00:19:21.460 For his soldiers

00:19:22.540 In an attempt to send

00:19:23.400 Everyone back home

00:19:24.280 He loves his partner

00:19:25.920 And is optimistic

00:19:26.760 About returning to him

00:19:28.040 After the war

00:19:28.900 So

00:19:30.720 More concerned with

00:19:32.920 Making him gay

00:19:34.220 Than historically accurate

00:19:35.440 For a war video game

00:19:37.200 Exactly

00:19:38.640 And so

00:19:39.320 No one who works

00:19:40.640 No one who works

00:19:41.360 Knows when World War I is

00:19:42.660 Yeah it's crazy

00:19:43.980 Like there's

00:19:44.900 How many major world wars

00:19:46.200 Are there?

00:19:46.600 One?

00:19:47.040 Two?

00:19:47.260 Okay let's just guess

00:19:49.060 Roll the dice

00:19:49.740 Yeah

00:19:50.220 Isn't this your job

00:19:51.600 And you're making him gay

00:19:53.600 And factually incorrect

00:19:55.240 So

00:19:55.920 You know the internet meme

00:19:57.440 Fake and gay?

00:19:58.520 Mm-hmm

00:19:58.820 This qualifies

00:20:00.320 Fake and gay

00:20:01.080 Fake and gay

00:20:01.680 He was not fighting in World War I

00:20:03.380 As a negative four year old

00:20:04.920 Yeah but he was gay

00:20:06.320 That's all that matters

00:20:07.500 And it's like

00:20:08.060 Yeah it's like the whole thing

00:20:09.080 It's like

00:20:09.460 We're gonna focus on gay

00:20:10.940 And we're gonna blur the lines of history

00:20:12.820 We're gonna focus on gay

00:20:15.100 And rewrite history

00:20:16.580 How we want it

00:20:17.460 And then it's you know

00:20:18.420 We're dealing with stuff now

00:20:19.920 With propaganda

00:20:20.560 It's like

00:20:21.160 How much of the history

00:20:22.540 That we know

00:20:23.580 Is actually accurate

00:20:25.260 Oh that Viking

00:20:26.500 She was trans

00:20:27.920 Yeah

00:20:28.220 We found her bones

00:20:29.100 It was a trans woman

00:20:29.800 The first Vikings were actually black

00:20:31.320 Yeah

00:20:32.060 We was Vikings

00:20:33.200 Moving on

00:20:34.840 Trans 10 year olds

00:20:36.040 Yeah that was too good to pass up

00:20:37.400 We had to

00:20:37.880 We had to mention that

00:20:38.800 Like that's an exact

00:20:39.780 Kind of microcosm of

00:20:41.680 The woke world

00:20:42.760 Yeah

00:20:43.040 Factually wrong

00:20:44.120 And forcibly gay

00:20:45.340 At the office

00:20:46.000 Like oh we gotta make him gay

00:20:47.040 We gotta make him this

00:20:47.840 We gotta make him that

00:20:48.520 Alright when was he born

00:20:49.520 I don't know 1920

00:20:50.500 What did he do

00:20:51.980 Fought in World War I

00:20:53.800 Just I don't know

00:20:54.600 Who cares

00:20:54.920 We got the good stuff already

00:20:55.880 Yeah

00:20:56.200 We already got the gay part

00:20:56.880 We already got the important part

00:20:57.560 We already made him gay

00:20:58.380 Moving on

00:20:59.660 Trans 10 year old

00:21:01.100 This is like a

00:21:02.860 Fashion week model

00:21:04.400 Who is trans child

00:21:06.280 And listen to

00:21:07.160 What they say about him

00:21:08.700 Her

00:21:09.420 They

00:21:10.020 Them

00:21:11.200 I said them

00:21:11.940 To anyone who thinks

00:21:13.420 How can a child know

00:21:14.680 They're transgender

00:21:15.400 At 10 years old

00:21:16.320 D has this answer

00:21:17.620 At 2 years old

00:21:18.760 She started telling us

00:21:19.780 She wasn't a boy

00:21:20.540 At 4 and a half

00:21:21.720 She socially transitioned

00:21:23.080 And at 7

00:21:24.200 She legally transitioned

00:21:25.460 So you listen to a baby

00:21:28.340 At 2 years old

00:21:29.360 At 2 years old

00:21:30.060 You listen to a baby

00:21:31.040 And then it's also

00:21:33.300 Interesting

00:21:33.740 Because people

00:21:34.160 Remember people

00:21:34.640 Were trying to call

00:21:35.460 Like child protective

00:21:36.780 Services on people

00:21:37.860 Who's like

00:21:38.420 Kids whose parents

00:21:39.600 Didn't get the vaccine

00:21:40.980 Stuff like that

00:21:42.300 Yeah

00:21:42.540 This just is good

00:21:44.040 Yeah

00:21:44.760 There's like

00:21:45.680 They're writing articles

00:21:46.420 About it like it's good

00:21:47.340 Like shouldn't these

00:21:48.160 People be arrested

00:21:48.920 Well I think part of the

00:21:49.940 Problem is that they have

00:21:51.120 Like when it comes to

00:21:51.960 Court or DCFS

00:21:53.100 Or anything like that

00:21:54.320 They need a psychologist

00:21:55.900 Or they need a psychiatrist

00:21:57.400 Some sort of like

00:21:58.400 Emotional health doctor

00:21:59.940 And all those people

00:22:01.280 Are just pussies

00:22:02.360 Yeah

00:22:02.980 So they all fell in line

00:22:04.240 With oh transgender

00:22:05.360 Where it's like

00:22:06.240 Whereas our side

00:22:07.440 Of the aisle

00:22:07.960 Or I mean

00:22:09.040 Our school of thought

00:22:10.360 Is that transgenderism

00:22:11.480 Is a mental issue

00:22:12.620 That is being like

00:22:14.460 Almost facilitate

00:22:16.140 Or like

00:22:16.720 It's almost

00:22:17.620 We're enabling it

00:22:19.120 Yeah

00:22:19.340 Encouraging it

00:22:20.160 And then like

00:22:20.520 Taking it

00:22:21.460 As if it's real

00:22:22.720 Like if a two year old

00:22:23.860 Says I'm a boy

00:22:24.980 You just go

00:22:25.780 Alright buddy

00:22:26.360 Like

00:22:26.860 Good sentence

00:22:28.680 Like you're

00:22:29.760 Two for two on sentences

00:22:31.480 That was a full sentence

00:22:32.440 That's pretty much it

00:22:33.240 Exactly

00:22:33.540 So they

00:22:34.000 But that's part of it

00:22:35.020 Is they've tricked

00:22:35.560 The medical community

00:22:36.500 Right

00:22:36.780 Like this

00:22:37.340 Pseudoscience

00:22:38.680 Medical community

00:22:39.460 And so they're like

00:22:41.340 Yeah

00:22:41.560 Oh yeah

00:22:42.320 You're trans

00:22:42.940 You know

00:22:43.360 Good

00:22:43.680 Enjoy

00:22:44.200 Go get the surgery

00:22:45.720 Here's a doctor

00:22:46.420 I'm referring you to him

00:22:48.040 I get a nice little kickback

00:22:49.180 From that referral

00:22:49.880 And it's all good

00:22:52.100 You know

00:22:52.540 Go ahead

00:22:53.020 Let your mental illness

00:22:53.920 Run free

00:22:54.620 Because that's kind of

00:22:56.100 What's happening

00:22:56.540 Right

00:22:56.840 Yeah

00:22:58.060 These

00:22:58.580 This is

00:22:59.680 Actually growing up

00:23:01.660 Growing up

00:23:04.580 I used to want to

00:23:05.940 Be a Chinese man

00:23:07.200 When I was a little kid

00:23:07.980 Five years old

00:23:09.920 Stop

00:23:10.260 I swear

00:23:10.920 What is this

00:23:12.500 A made up bit

00:23:13.100 For the show

00:23:13.560 No

00:23:13.820 I was five years old

00:23:15.100 I just want to be

00:23:15.560 A Chinese man

00:23:16.220 I can prove it

00:23:17.120 You verbalized that

00:23:18.100 You said that

00:23:18.960 Yeah

00:23:19.380 And good thing

00:23:20.060 No one

00:23:20.640 Took that seriously

00:23:22.120 Yeah

00:23:22.980 And helped me transition

00:23:24.500 I'll prove it

00:23:25.000 I'll call my mom right now

00:23:26.640 Hey us

00:23:30.060 Hey mom

00:23:30.640 How are you

00:23:31.140 Good

00:23:32.440 What's happening

00:23:33.080 Nothing

00:23:33.760 We're doing the show

00:23:35.340 The podcast

00:23:35.840 And I told the story

00:23:38.400 And how

00:23:38.820 When I was five years old

00:23:40.220 I wanted to be

00:23:41.140 A certain type of person

00:23:42.420 And no one believed me

00:23:43.400 So could you just tell

00:23:44.660 That story really quick

00:23:45.560 Sure

00:23:47.060 You said it in front

00:23:48.140 Of Susan's mother

00:23:48.980 And she said

00:23:50.660 What would you like

00:23:51.280 To be when you grew up

00:23:52.060 And you said

00:23:52.760 I would like to be

00:23:53.620 A Chinese person

00:23:54.740 That delivers pizza

00:23:56.420 So

00:23:59.020 And she said

00:24:00.600 Turned to us

00:24:01.980 And said

00:24:02.540 He's very honest

00:24:04.540 That's her response

00:24:06.180 At least he's honest

00:24:07.120 And that was it

00:24:07.840 Now I don't

00:24:08.560 I mean

00:24:09.060 And you said it

00:24:11.140 A lot of times

00:24:11.960 That you want to be

00:24:12.560 A Chinese person

00:24:13.360 That delivers pizza

00:24:14.840 Now I don't know

00:24:15.440 If that's offensive

00:24:16.180 To anyone

00:24:16.740 But that's exactly

00:24:17.720 What you said

00:24:18.380 And did you ever

00:24:18.980 Take those words

00:24:19.940 At face value

00:24:21.980 And try to

00:24:22.860 Transition me

00:24:23.780 Into anything else

00:24:24.520 Or like make me feel

00:24:25.560 Like I'm more oriental

00:24:26.720 No I didn't

00:24:29.060 Another thing

00:24:31.060 You used to do

00:24:31.680 Is when you were

00:24:32.280 Four years old

00:24:32.960 If we got a food delivery

00:24:34.160 Or some kind of delivery

00:24:35.260 You would want us

00:24:36.560 To pretend

00:24:36.980 That we weren't home

00:24:37.940 And that you were

00:24:38.620 Answering the door

00:24:39.400 By yourself

00:24:40.120 Because I lived

00:24:40.940 In the house

00:24:41.300 By myself

00:24:41.600 In the house

00:24:42.420 Alone

00:24:43.060 And answer

00:24:43.760 Take the delivery

00:24:44.900 And give the guy

00:24:46.140 A tip

00:24:46.580 Like you were

00:24:47.340 Alone

00:24:48.320 In charge of the house

00:24:49.660 And you were four

00:24:50.660 That was the other

00:24:51.580 Thing you did

00:24:52.120 That's not related

00:24:53.200 Maybe it is

00:24:53.940 To delivery

00:24:54.620 But that seemed

00:24:55.940 To be

00:24:56.260 That's where I got

00:24:57.000 The inspiration

00:24:57.540 Deliveries

00:24:58.760 I got the inspiration

00:24:59.560 Maybe that's why

00:25:00.020 You still do

00:25:00.840 Yeah

00:25:01.460 And then also

00:25:02.120 I used to wear

00:25:02.680 Earrings and a pocketbook

00:25:04.900 Yes

00:25:06.620 That could have been

00:25:07.420 A little sketchier

00:25:08.200 That could have been

00:25:09.860 Sketchier

00:25:10.320 Because we got in the car

00:25:11.820 Once in the car seat

00:25:12.900 And you said

00:25:14.540 I can't find my earring

00:25:17.320 You were wearing

00:25:17.980 These big

00:25:18.640 Kenneth J. Lane

00:25:20.300 Costume jewelry earrings

00:25:21.720 That I had

00:25:22.400 And a pocketbook

00:25:24.400 And dad

00:25:25.540 Had that concerned face

00:25:27.420 That he gets

00:25:28.280 You know sometimes

00:25:29.420 But he didn't say anything

00:25:31.560 And no one ever

00:25:32.420 Tried to transition me

00:25:33.500 Into anything

00:25:34.040 Or girl

00:25:34.700 Or say

00:25:35.060 Oh you're maybe a girl

00:25:36.000 No one tried to

00:25:36.880 Transition you

00:25:37.660 Into a Chinese person

00:25:38.900 And no one tried

00:25:40.720 To transition you

00:25:41.640 Into a girl

00:25:42.060 And you had a thing

00:25:42.900 For pocketbooks

00:25:43.720 And earrings

00:25:44.320 It was very convenient

00:25:45.380 To carry my stuff

00:25:46.300 Probably

00:25:46.740 No you were in a car seat

00:25:48.920 So that's how young

00:25:50.080 You were

00:25:50.560 When you were

00:25:51.660 You know

00:25:52.160 Had a pocketbook

00:25:53.080 And you were wearing earrings

00:25:54.220 But no one

00:25:55.140 Said

00:25:55.800 No one took it

00:25:56.600 Any further

00:25:57.180 Like with the Chinese thing

00:25:58.660 No one

00:25:59.160 Said

00:26:00.120 Oh you're Chinese

00:26:01.280 So

00:26:01.800 Because it's a ramblings

00:26:02.920 Then you dropped it

00:26:04.640 Yeah

00:26:05.280 And you became more

00:26:06.240 Interested in meatloaf

00:26:07.440 That was it

00:26:08.440 That was the thing

00:26:09.480 But it's like

00:26:09.860 No one took it seriously

00:26:10.940 There's nothing

00:26:11.420 There's no actionable items

00:26:13.120 Based on that

00:26:13.900 I want to be a Chinese man

00:26:14.560 No actionable items

00:26:16.060 And I mean

00:26:16.640 These were very

00:26:17.440 Loud earrings

00:26:18.760 I mean

00:26:19.120 They were big

00:26:19.820 Sparkly earrings

00:26:21.620 And there was a purse

00:26:23.500 That you carried

00:26:24.160 And you got panicky

00:26:25.540 When you got in your car seat

00:26:26.940 Saying oh my god

00:26:27.920 I don't have my pocketbook

00:26:30.040 Or I can't find my earring

00:26:31.420 And

00:26:32.720 And I turned out normal

00:26:33.960 We found it

00:26:34.840 And gave it to you

00:26:35.600 And you put it on

00:26:36.360 And I turned out normal

00:26:37.460 And good thing

00:26:38.340 No one gave me hormones

00:26:39.680 Or anything

00:26:40.160 No one ever thought of doing

00:26:42.680 Anything like that

00:26:44.020 Thank you

00:26:44.900 Well I just want to get that story

00:26:46.320 On the record for the podcast

00:26:47.520 Thank you

00:26:48.300 I appreciate it

00:26:49.600 See

00:26:49.840 Proved it

00:26:51.860 There's a lot to unpack there

00:26:53.780 Number one

00:26:55.360 A very deep rooted

00:26:57.140 And early obsession

00:26:58.400 With delivery

00:26:59.100 With food delivery

00:27:00.320 So I'm learning something

00:27:01.960 I didn't even know that

00:27:02.800 So this is

00:27:03.480 Deeper and greater than I thought

00:27:04.960 He wanted to be the man

00:27:05.780 Of the house

00:27:06.160 Getting the delivery

00:27:06.980 Like getting two pizzas

00:27:08.020 Just for me

00:27:08.780 I'm a little man in the house

00:27:10.300 So

00:27:10.920 I own this house

00:27:11.740 And then

00:27:12.340 You brought up Chinese man

00:27:14.180 But you're doing

00:27:14.840 Parson earrings

00:27:15.680 Yeah

00:27:16.280 A little bit of everything

00:27:17.060 So

00:27:17.500 That's interesting

00:27:18.800 The delivery obsession

00:27:20.820 And living in my own house

00:27:22.160 And getting delivery

00:27:22.820 Whenever I want

00:27:23.520 I basically live that out

00:27:25.140 Yeah

00:27:25.480 You're fulfilled

00:27:26.940 Fulfilled life

00:27:28.660 I achieved that

00:27:29.380 That was a vision

00:27:30.520 That was like a thing

00:27:31.640 I aspired to

00:27:33.020 And

00:27:33.520 12 out of 10

00:27:35.120 Achieved it

00:27:35.780 That's crazy man

00:27:36.860 So

00:27:37.360 Yeah

00:27:37.840 My mom's the best

00:27:38.960 She's very base

00:27:39.880 Didn't give me hormones

00:27:41.540 Didn't try to

00:27:42.540 Narrow my eyes

00:27:44.080 So imagine

00:27:44.640 Imagine that same situation now

00:27:46.460 And it's like

00:27:46.980 Oh

00:27:47.220 Should we take him to a doctor

00:27:48.500 Or a psychologist

00:27:49.360 Or a psychiatrist

00:27:50.120 Or something

00:27:50.700 Then they tell you

00:27:52.020 Oh they might be this

00:27:53.200 You might want to watch this

00:27:54.360 And then

00:27:54.920 We have a plan

00:27:55.780 For the hormone blockers

00:27:57.080 And blah blah blah

00:27:57.680 It's like all of a sudden

00:27:58.580 You're like

00:27:58.820 Whoa whoa whoa

00:27:59.520 I didn't do anything

00:28:01.220 Yeah

00:28:01.820 And then imagine

00:28:02.500 You're divorced

00:28:03.180 And your dad

00:28:04.240 With a concerned look

00:28:05.040 On his face

00:28:05.660 Is like

00:28:06.380 Whoa what's

00:28:06.900 Happened

00:28:07.160 We gotta

00:28:07.620 Really watch this

00:28:08.920 And then mom

00:28:09.880 Is divorced

00:28:10.560 And she hangs out

00:28:11.140 With all her leftist

00:28:11.880 Friends or something

00:28:12.500 And she hates dad

00:28:13.400 And I'm like

00:28:13.960 A mini version

00:28:14.640 Of the dad

00:28:15.280 And then she's like

00:28:15.820 Oh yeah

00:28:16.300 Austin

00:28:16.820 He likes the pocketbook

00:28:18.400 And the earrings

00:28:19.960 Like he's a girl

00:28:20.980 Yeah

00:28:21.440 And it's like

00:28:22.300 What

00:28:22.820 So stuff like that's

00:28:24.120 Actually happening

00:28:24.900 Because they could have

00:28:26.240 People could take this

00:28:27.320 If I was someone else's

00:28:28.160 Kid right now

00:28:28.920 And I was doing

00:28:30.120 Pocketbook and earrings

00:28:31.200 And liking that

00:28:31.980 People could act on that

00:28:34.400 And go

00:28:34.680 Oh let's take him

00:28:35.040 To a doctor

00:28:35.440 Maybe he's trans

00:28:36.480 Or whatever

00:28:36.880 Are you Alice

00:28:38.200 Yeah

00:28:38.680 Do you want to be

00:28:39.800 A different name

00:28:40.640 I just like the pocketbook

00:28:41.780 Because I can carry

00:28:42.300 My stuff in it

00:28:43.040 Yeah

00:28:43.460 I have my race cars

00:28:44.440 I have my cards

00:28:45.360 Like I have all kinds

00:28:46.720 Of cool stuff probably

00:28:47.780 And then the earrings

00:28:48.740 The clip on earrings

00:28:49.760 Those were just like

00:28:50.760 That's bling

00:28:51.780 That was a bit

00:28:52.540 That's bling

00:28:53.620 I like how you call it

00:28:54.380 A pocketbook

00:28:55.160 Instead of a purse

00:28:56.040 Just to like

00:28:56.620 Kind of like

00:28:57.000 Alleviate yourself

00:28:57.760 From it a little bit

00:28:58.600 Well whatever

00:28:59.280 Pocketbook's the word

00:29:00.320 We use

00:29:00.680 You had a purse

00:29:01.540 You had earrings

00:29:02.240 Alright let's not

00:29:03.120 Get off track too much

00:29:04.100 Very rare call

00:29:05.880 From mom though

00:29:07.020 That was nice

00:29:07.580 Abolish whiteness

00:29:09.160 Is the next

00:29:09.920 Cringe of the week clip

00:29:11.080 Watch this

00:29:11.920 This is a professor

00:29:12.560 Talking about whiteness

00:29:14.620 And so

00:29:16.000 That's why I'm coming up

00:29:17.120 With this

00:29:17.480 Recent understanding

00:29:18.780 That to abolish whiteness

00:29:19.920 Is to abolish white people

00:29:21.140 And that's very uncomfortable

00:29:22.540 Oh

00:29:22.900 He's coming on

00:29:23.620 The recent understanding

00:29:24.540 Yeah

00:29:25.260 Why don't you abolish me dog

00:29:26.940 Yeah you know

00:29:28.280 That's genocide

00:29:29.040 That you're talking about right

00:29:30.340 You just discovered it

00:29:31.240 You just thought of it

00:29:31.780 Oh my god

00:29:32.500 Dehumanizing another race

00:29:34.000 And then killing them

00:29:35.080 Whiteness is a problem

00:29:36.640 Guys it's not whiteness

00:29:37.780 The under the umbrella

00:29:38.820 Of whiteness

00:29:39.500 Is white people

00:29:40.860 That's the

00:29:41.520 That's the root of the

00:29:42.640 Oh wow

00:29:43.680 Well you don't have a gun probably

00:29:45.360 Major discovery

00:29:46.640 Whiteness

00:29:47.740 Whiteness is just actually

00:29:49.300 White people

00:29:50.000 And it's like

00:29:50.660 Yeah we know

00:29:51.400 We've been saying

00:29:52.260 We've been watching you

00:29:53.680 Demonize white people

00:29:55.100 For the last ten years now

00:29:56.700 And we've also had the

00:29:57.600 Realization that

00:29:58.540 Abolishing whiteness

00:29:59.900 Is their plan

00:30:00.620 Yeah so

00:30:01.680 He just like said

00:30:02.380 The quiet part out loud

00:30:03.320 It's like yeah buddy

00:30:04.040 I don't think

00:30:04.440 George Soros

00:30:05.340 Won't appreciate that

00:30:06.120 Yeah that's calling

00:30:06.820 For genocide

00:30:07.520 Are you about to go out

00:30:09.520 And start abolishing

00:30:10.760 Whiteness yourself

00:30:11.440 Professor

00:30:11.980 Abolish me dog

00:30:13.540 Do you have a hit squad

00:30:14.340 Of professors

00:30:15.000 Heavily armed

00:30:16.040 I am

00:30:17.540 Because that's what it takes

00:30:18.640 To abolish whiteness

00:30:19.740 My guy

00:30:20.260 Exactly

00:30:20.960 And that's why on the show

00:30:21.840 We always promote

00:30:22.580 Becoming unpinnable

00:30:23.500 And we by the day

00:30:25.660 Are becoming more

00:30:26.620 And more unpinnable

00:30:27.520 So when people like this

00:30:28.600 Encourage the wrong people

00:30:30.380 To take certain things

00:30:32.100 And certain ideas

00:30:32.840 Into action

00:30:33.540 I am unabolishable

00:30:35.500 I have a Rottweiler

00:30:36.840 Ready to go

00:30:37.540 I have all my guns

00:30:38.720 We lock the door now

00:30:40.200 We're ready to rip

00:30:41.920 Yeah now

00:30:43.160 So this is

00:30:43.880 It's one of those things

00:30:45.120 Like where I said last week

00:30:46.640 The nice decorum

00:30:48.060 The guy's in the nice suit

00:30:49.520 And you're talking about

00:30:50.720 Ending white people

00:30:52.040 Yeah

00:30:52.520 You're talking

00:30:53.160 Oh hey

00:30:53.780 And so you know what

00:30:54.860 I'm a professor

00:30:55.920 I have a powerpoint

00:30:57.300 Killing white people

00:30:59.100 Yeah

00:30:59.900 Like

00:31:00.440 Next slide

00:31:01.520 Shouldn't someone in the crowd

00:31:03.300 Like get up

00:31:04.420 And swing on this guy

00:31:05.500 What

00:31:06.000 What

00:31:06.760 You're talking about

00:31:07.460 Abolishing white people

00:31:08.660 Like

00:31:09.200 You're in a scrap

00:31:10.760 Yeah

00:31:11.280 But now

00:31:11.920 Because probably everyone

00:31:13.040 In the crowd

00:31:13.460 Has a mask on

00:31:14.320 Yeah

00:31:14.880 And everyone's weak

00:31:15.440 And just goes

00:31:15.680 Right foot down

00:31:17.360 And go

00:31:17.720 So what are you gonna do

00:31:19.160 Stand up for that

00:31:20.280 Now that

00:31:20.900 When you have a mask on

00:31:22.020 Already

00:31:22.280 You already didn't

00:31:23.180 You're already not

00:31:23.700 A stand up person

00:31:24.700 It's so funny

00:31:25.280 So now they just

00:31:25.940 Listen to what you're told

00:31:27.420 And they're telling you

00:31:28.280 To your face

00:31:28.780 We're gonna get rid of you

00:31:29.600 And destroy you

00:31:30.320 And ruin your culture

00:31:31.780 And maybe kill you

00:31:33.360 Yeah

00:31:33.620 You have your mask on

00:31:34.800 And go

00:31:34.940 Okay

00:31:35.460 Okay

00:31:36.220 Okay

00:31:36.660 The head nod

00:31:37.540 I'll agree with you

00:31:38.480 To get an A

00:31:39.120 To get a shitty job

00:31:40.520 I'll agree with you

00:31:41.500 To get an A

00:31:41.980 So that my GPA

00:31:42.720 Is good enough

00:31:43.580 To get a shitty job

00:31:44.780 At a fortune 100 company

00:31:46.480 Where I'll also be

00:31:47.720 Apologizing for my

00:31:48.660 Whiteness

00:31:49.100 Every day

00:31:49.680 And it'll be

00:31:50.360 The consistent thing

00:31:51.140 Is everywhere you go

00:31:52.140 Everywhere who

00:31:52.900 Anyone

00:31:53.360 And any company

00:31:54.340 Who is under the

00:31:55.660 Umbrella

00:31:56.280 Of woke

00:31:57.340 Will have certain

00:31:59.140 Things like this

00:31:59.780 So it's like

00:32:00.140 You'll get to a company

00:32:00.960 And start working for Amazon

00:32:02.540 And it'll be like

00:32:04.020 Oh yeah

00:32:04.440 Like white sensitivity

00:32:06.100 Training

00:32:06.660 White problematic

00:32:07.720 Whatever

00:32:08.180 And you'll just go

00:32:09.240 Oh yeah

00:32:09.660 I've heard about this

00:32:10.700 And then as soon

00:32:11.580 It just becomes the norm

00:32:13.080 If everywhere you look

00:32:14.060 People are on that same page

00:32:15.280 Nodding and going

00:32:16.120 Yeah yeah yeah

00:32:16.600 White people

00:32:17.060 Problem

00:32:17.380 White people

00:32:17.840 Problem

00:32:18.040 And then you just

00:32:19.160 Kind of like

00:32:19.780 It just

00:32:20.380 It just absorbs

00:32:21.620 Into the culture

00:32:22.360 And then you look back

00:32:23.160 And forget what it was

00:32:24.260 Before that

00:32:24.920 And that's what

00:32:25.540 Happens everywhere

00:32:26.160 That's what they do

00:32:26.860 With COVID

00:32:27.300 That's what they're

00:32:27.920 Going to do with

00:32:28.260 The war

00:32:28.960 Russia

00:32:29.880 Everything

00:32:30.520 Yeah so

00:32:31.680 Abolishing whiteness

00:32:33.540 Major discovery

00:32:35.240 Good luck

00:32:37.220 Enjoy man

00:32:38.280 Good luck

00:32:38.860 Didn't all the white people

00:32:41.540 Stop slavery

00:32:42.240 Yeah

00:32:43.420 That was nice of them

00:32:44.540 They did

00:32:45.100 There was a war

00:32:46.940 Fought over it

00:32:47.600 I believe

00:32:47.980 Yeah

00:32:48.420 That was really

00:32:49.480 That was really nice of them

00:32:51.320 To do that

00:32:51.940 Yeah

00:32:52.280 Moving on

00:32:53.300 Urban Decay section

00:32:54.220 Urban Decay section

00:32:54.980 Gets worse and worse

00:32:55.700 And now that we have

00:32:56.540 This war

00:32:57.740 With Russia and Ukraine

00:32:59.160 And we have to

00:33:00.260 Pretend to care about Ukraine

00:33:01.680 And all this stuff

00:33:02.540 This is really

00:33:03.960 It's more jarring

00:33:05.260 Because we look at these cities

00:33:06.480 And what's happening

00:33:07.100 In our own country

00:33:07.940 And then everyone's

00:33:09.300 Talking about Ukraine

00:33:10.200 Some place we

00:33:10.920 Never even talked about

00:33:12.220 Yeah

00:33:12.460 We were talking about this

00:33:14.020 Before the show

00:33:14.580 I have a triage

00:33:15.720 It's like

00:33:16.180 If America is a hospital patient

00:33:17.940 It's like

00:33:18.380 Okay

00:33:18.680 He's got a head wound

00:33:19.740 He's bleeding from his leg

00:33:20.760 He's this

00:33:21.540 And then there's some guy

00:33:22.820 Named Mike

00:33:23.340 Who's also hurt

00:33:24.020 20 blocks down the street

00:33:25.220 Yeah

00:33:25.780 It's like

00:33:26.160 Ukraine and stuff

00:33:27.200 Like I'm worried about

00:33:27.900 Our border

00:33:28.480 Inflation

00:33:29.800 Crime in the inner cities

00:33:31.340 This type of urban decay

00:33:33.140 You want to play it?

00:33:34.140 Yep

00:33:34.340 So this is just a drive-by

00:33:35.520 Of Seattle

00:33:36.200 Oh

00:33:36.860 And this is just

00:33:37.940 We can just play that

00:33:38.700 In the background

00:33:39.240 That's just kind of

00:33:40.000 What's going on

00:33:40.860 In one of our

00:33:41.840 You know

00:33:43.660 A high-end city

00:33:44.480 It used to be

00:33:45.060 I mean

00:33:45.520 Microsoft is there

00:33:46.540 Boeing is in Seattle

00:33:48.220 Or near Seattle

00:33:49.380 And that's what it looks like

00:33:50.120 It's a zombie wasteland

00:33:51.280 But we need to focus on Ukraine

00:33:53.180 Because some people there

00:33:54.280 Are getting shot

00:33:55.080 Or just

00:33:55.680 Who knows what's even going on

00:33:57.360 We'll get to that

00:33:57.900 Wheelchair

00:33:58.520 There's the guys

00:33:59.200 With the heroin lean

00:34:00.560 Lots of heroin leans

00:34:02.140 Lots of frozen zombie people

00:34:03.820 In one of our great cities

00:34:05.240 Lots of businesses

00:34:05.960 With this in front of their business

00:34:07.520 Yeah

00:34:08.280 Imagine

00:34:08.860 And then there's like

00:34:09.780 An open market

00:34:10.980 Where there's like

00:34:11.640 Meat

00:34:12.080 And tide

00:34:13.620 And shit

00:34:14.860 That's all been stolen

00:34:15.800 From retail stores

00:34:17.260 Yeah

00:34:17.700 That they're selling

00:34:18.620 On their little open market

00:34:19.820 Moving on

00:34:20.860 We have a

00:34:21.800 Like that's a full Dyson vacuum

00:34:23.460 Just out and about

00:34:26.540 You gotta sell that

00:34:27.660 You can't vacuum up

00:34:28.440 Your little tent

00:34:29.000 You can't vacuum the street

00:34:30.320 Moving on

00:34:31.400 New York City

00:34:32.180 For the next couple

00:34:33.040 Look at

00:34:33.760 Look at this story

00:34:34.620 That came up

00:34:35.280 This is probably

00:34:36.200 If I had to pick

00:34:38.280 Like what's the worst thing

00:34:39.560 That could happen to me

00:34:40.380 That didn't involve death

00:34:42.040 It would be

00:34:43.480 Pretty much this

00:34:44.700 Yeah

00:34:46.040 So guy walking

00:34:46.980 Off a subway train

00:34:48.420 Only one person waiting

00:34:49.420 He's opening a bag

00:34:50.120 Boom

00:34:50.540 And what's in the bag

00:34:52.620 Human shit

00:34:54.180 Is rubbing it all over

00:34:56.100 This kind of

00:34:56.980 Chunky lady's face

00:34:58.980 She was just sitting there

00:34:59.980 She's just a low level

00:35:01.060 Commuter

00:35:02.420 Who's taking like a bus

00:35:03.580 Or a train or something

00:35:04.540 Shit in her face

00:35:06.100 For no reason

00:35:06.900 Random attack

00:35:07.620 Which is like

00:35:09.380 A prison type thing

00:35:10.500 It's like you throw

00:35:11.800 Your shit at the guard

00:35:12.660 What do you do after that?

00:35:14.340 You don't get on the train

00:35:15.260 You immediately have to

00:35:16.540 Either get on the train

00:35:17.600 Start walking home

00:35:19.440 Or immediately look for help

00:35:21.020 Like where's a hose?

00:35:22.220 No one's gonna help

00:35:22.900 Where's a spigot?

00:35:23.980 And then you have to get

00:35:24.520 Hosed down in February

00:35:25.780 In New York City

00:35:26.940 Which is just a bad idea

00:35:28.480 Oh my god

00:35:29.200 I would probably

00:35:29.900 I didn't even think about that

00:35:31.260 I would probably

00:35:32.180 Take off my jacket

00:35:33.500 Get as much off as I could

00:35:36.360 Dump the jacket

00:35:38.460 Get a water bottle

00:35:40.860 Take off my shirt

00:35:42.440 Water bottle

00:35:44.260 Wipe as much as I could

00:35:46.440 Off of my face

00:35:47.920 Out of my mouth

00:35:49.440 And then I would probably

00:35:51.160 Get on the train

00:35:51.820 Go home

00:35:52.500 Take a hot hot shower

00:35:54.360 And then hopefully

00:35:56.380 Never remember that again

00:35:57.840 That's like

00:35:58.360 Pretty much as bad

00:35:59.220 As it could get

00:35:59.720 For our experience

00:36:00.580 That's also the second

00:36:02.600 Like shit

00:36:03.580 Street rat

00:36:04.720 Shit scenario

00:36:05.800 I've heard

00:36:06.220 Some other lady

00:36:06.800 Got a bucket dumped

00:36:07.620 On her head one time

00:36:08.260 In LA

00:36:08.540 Remember that?

00:36:09.080 Yeah

00:36:09.280 Yeah

00:36:09.820 So this is something

00:36:10.900 We

00:36:11.160 We have lived

00:36:12.860 In some sketchy places

00:36:13.900 And we're on the lookout

00:36:15.480 For this type of stuff

00:36:16.700 Like obviously

00:36:17.380 It's not coming every day

00:36:19.080 Or stuff like that

00:36:20.180 But we lived in

00:36:21.360 Yeah

00:36:21.520 We lived in New York together

00:36:22.600 We lived in LA together

00:36:24.040 We would have

00:36:25.260 We have something

00:36:25.780 Called STP

00:36:26.800 Which is slit throat patrol

00:36:28.480 Which means

00:36:29.360 Someone coming up on you

00:36:30.600 Might slit your throat

00:36:31.620 Or do something

00:36:32.360 Equally bad

00:36:33.080 Like dump shit on you

00:36:34.560 And we first used it

00:36:36.660 When we were taking

00:36:37.380 The subway in New York

00:36:38.640 And it was always

00:36:39.800 The fear of getting

00:36:40.640 Double hand pushed

00:36:41.760 Onto the tracks

00:36:42.560 Yeah

00:36:42.920 So we have like a

00:36:43.500 One through five

00:36:44.380 STP scale

00:36:45.780 Five being like

00:36:47.220 There's a sketchy guy

00:36:48.100 Coming towards us

00:36:48.900 One being

00:36:49.520 Yeah threat imminent

00:36:50.020 One being

00:36:50.920 You're in an open field

00:36:51.860 And everything's fine

00:36:52.680 And whenever you're a one

00:36:53.900 It automatically jumps to a three

00:36:55.380 Because you can never be a one

00:36:56.820 Because that's when you get got

00:36:57.900 You're too comfortable

00:36:58.660 Yeah

00:36:59.020 So if someone's coming up on you

00:37:00.240 We go STP STP

00:37:01.220 So just so you know

00:37:02.560 Oh someone's coming

00:37:03.700 Maybe it's sketchy

00:37:04.620 And it alerts your friends

00:37:05.700 We recommend you guys do it

00:37:06.960 Everyone has their own little lingo

00:37:08.340 On their crews

00:37:08.940 Yeah

00:37:09.320 But STP

00:37:10.700 Slit throat patrol

00:37:11.620 Slit throat patrol

00:37:12.380 Always be looking

00:37:13.180 Is always

00:37:13.680 And that's why this

00:37:14.900 Will never happen to me

00:37:15.900 Because when that guy's

00:37:16.860 Walking up

00:37:17.460 I have eyes on him

00:37:18.700 As soon as he's in range

00:37:20.480 As soon as I can see him

00:37:21.520 And once again

00:37:22.140 I'm assuming he's gonna

00:37:23.080 Maybe come put dump on me

00:37:24.940 Yeah

00:37:25.720 Like that's how I operate

00:37:26.780 In cities like New York

00:37:28.000 And LA

00:37:28.400 Like I'm just assuming

00:37:29.640 The worst

00:37:30.120 And here he comes

00:37:31.040 And he starts leaning forward

00:37:32.260 And then bam

00:37:32.960 Good thing I was at a four

00:37:34.000 To a five

00:37:34.540 Yeah

00:37:34.780 Boom

00:37:35.700 Deescalate to a three

00:37:36.660 I'm on the train

00:37:37.360 The guy's gone

00:37:38.060 Like that's how it would go down

00:37:39.380 Yep

00:37:39.720 It's a heist

00:37:40.500 And so yeah

00:37:42.140 And I mean

00:37:42.840 Hey guys like this

00:37:43.780 They don't attack

00:37:44.420 Big guys like you

00:37:45.560 They don't attack

00:37:46.560 The guy who's 6'4

00:37:47.700 Or whatever

00:37:48.300 They attack the sitting

00:37:50.060 Kind of chubby

00:37:51.900 Like middle aged woman

00:37:53.660 Who was on our phone

00:37:55.160 Looking down

00:37:55.700 Like stuffed in a jacket

00:37:56.740 Yeah so good luck

00:37:57.840 Good luck to everybody

00:37:58.760 Who's a middle of the road

00:38:00.140 You know

00:38:00.540 Non-physical threat

00:38:01.760 Because you can get victimized

00:38:03.920 At any moment

00:38:04.600 In stupid cities like this

00:38:06.400 This guy was arrested

00:38:07.820 I look forward to monitoring

00:38:09.960 His parole

00:38:10.740 And release

00:38:11.680 And sentencing

00:38:12.640 Because

00:38:13.340 Yeah

00:38:14.580 I'm sure he's gonna be back

00:38:15.640 On the street in no time

00:38:16.480 Exactly

00:38:17.120 He will be

00:38:17.840 Oh well cause it was non-violent

00:38:20.000 It wasn't exactly violent

00:38:21.180 You know

00:38:21.780 They'll find some stupid excuse

00:38:23.440 To get this guy back out there

00:38:24.620 And then there was an article

00:38:25.940 Why renting NYC

00:38:28.720 One bedroom apartment

00:38:29.540 Is a bad idea

00:38:30.320 Yeah

00:38:30.840 And it's like

00:38:31.320 Without even reading the article

00:38:32.440 I don't need this article

00:38:33.520 We could kinda just tell ya

00:38:34.880 Number one

00:38:35.500 It costs $4,500 a month

00:38:37.560 To rent it

00:38:38.240 Yeah

00:38:38.600 Number two

00:38:39.280 The poop face attacks

00:38:40.560 Are not off the table

00:38:41.680 We just went over that

00:38:43.160 Number three

00:38:43.980 You need to be vaccinated

00:38:44.940 Everyone's gotta be vaccinated

00:38:46.320 To do anything

00:38:46.900 Number four

00:38:47.780 Rats can touch you

00:38:49.800 And if they don't touch you

00:38:51.480 The possibility of them

00:38:53.120 Touching you

00:38:53.700 Is like

00:38:54.260 Higher than anywhere else

00:38:55.760 So

00:38:56.100 Touching rats

00:38:57.400 Is not off the table either

00:38:59.040 And number five

00:39:00.120 If you're white

00:39:01.360 You'll probably get blamed

00:39:03.040 For a black on Asian

00:39:04.300 Hate crime

00:39:04.980 They'll gaslight you

00:39:06.780 And say

00:39:07.240 Asian people are being attacked

00:39:08.900 By white supremacists

00:39:09.680 We have a white supremacist problem

00:39:11.540 And it's like

00:39:12.040 Wow

00:39:12.260 Who hit this woman?

00:39:13.420 Ebony

00:39:13.820 Yeah

00:39:14.800 Ebony Johnson

00:39:16.340 Jaquan

00:39:16.940 Ebony

00:39:17.940 Tyrone

00:39:18.860 All these white people

00:39:20.700 Can't stop attacking

00:39:22.080 The Asians

00:39:22.820 In fake

00:39:23.660 Gaslight New York land

00:39:25.440 And for the record

00:39:26.360 My Ebony

00:39:27.180 Right there

00:39:27.800 Ebony Jackson

00:39:28.800 That was not made up

00:39:29.840 Police arrest woman

00:39:30.660 Accused of attacking

00:39:31.360 Asian woman with hammer

00:39:32.360 Near Times Square

00:39:33.080 That was Ebony Jackson

00:39:33.940 Just smash her in the head

00:39:34.960 With a hammer

00:39:35.440 Yeah

00:39:35.740 Repeatedly

00:39:36.900 Then they'll say

00:39:38.340 Oh Asians are under attack

00:39:39.720 And then they'll say

00:39:40.540 In like another sentence

00:39:41.500 Kind of related

00:39:42.340 White supremacy

00:39:43.300 Is our biggest problem

00:39:44.220 It's the Eric Andre meme

00:39:45.240 Why did white supremacy

00:39:47.320 Cause this?

00:39:48.540 And then everyone

00:39:49.060 Every Muppet thinks

00:39:50.440 They're connecting the dots

00:39:51.220 And goes

00:39:51.540 Oh white supremacists

00:39:52.500 Are attacking Asians

00:39:53.360 Because they hate immigrants

00:39:54.340 Yeah

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00:40:52.400 We're hoping Florida

00:40:53.300 Has that soon

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00:40:56.460 Guns in the truck

00:40:57.980 Guns out back

00:40:59.520 Guns in my pocket

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00:41:02.680 That's taped to your upper back

00:41:03.980 That's what I'm gonna do

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00:41:07.200 And then

00:41:07.580 Boom

00:41:08.400 Alright moving on

00:41:09.860 To the Ukraine section

00:41:10.760 The biggest section of the show

00:41:12.080 Yep

00:41:12.420 Most important section

00:41:13.460 Put it at the end

00:41:14.240 Just to kind of keep everyone here

00:41:16.040 Well is it the most important section

00:41:17.560 It's certainly a important section

00:41:19.220 But

00:41:19.560 It's not

00:41:20.120 And that's why it's at the end

00:41:21.180 In the America First policy

00:41:22.700 Yeah

00:41:23.960 You know

00:41:24.180 Mindset

00:41:24.720 It's not

00:41:25.280 In our list of things

00:41:26.420 We went through Urban Decay

00:41:27.760 The cringe of the weak people

00:41:29.200 Attacking our children

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00:41:35.000 The Ukraine section

00:41:36.080 Number one

00:41:36.960 Zelensky

00:41:37.820 I'm not impressed with Zelensky

00:41:39.620 I don't like him

00:41:40.700 I don't trust him

00:41:42.180 He reminds me of

00:41:43.340 Trudeau type

00:41:44.260 One of these actor puppets

00:41:45.860 That they said

00:41:46.480 Ooh he'll say the lines

00:41:47.560 Or ooh he knows how to act

00:41:48.880 We can stuff our hand

00:41:50.700 Up his butt

00:41:51.320 And control his mouth

00:41:52.280 Like this

00:41:52.820 And that's pretty much

00:41:54.220 What they did

00:41:55.040 I know everyone thinks

00:41:55.960 He's some hero

00:41:56.720 And he's fighting

00:41:57.620 The Russians

00:41:58.260 On the front lines

00:41:59.180 Show me

00:42:00.140 I know I saw the pictures

00:42:01.820 From 2021

00:42:02.520 And the pictures

00:42:03.660 From three years ago

00:42:05.100 Show me

00:42:06.240 Zelensky

00:42:07.220 Letting off a couple rounds

00:42:08.880 Stage it

00:42:09.740 It's not even that big

00:42:10.560 Yeah

00:42:10.820 Just hip fire

00:42:11.440 Just do it for the gram

00:42:12.500 Get a video out there

00:42:13.820 Stage it

00:42:14.560 Have him out

00:42:15.260 Da da da da da

00:42:16.100 And let a couple rip

00:42:17.260 Stage it just to

00:42:18.400 Prove the haters wrong

00:42:19.600 To prove he's really fighting

00:42:20.680 That's pretty much

00:42:21.320 What we're doing anyway

00:42:21.980 Yeah I mean

00:42:23.380 Let's see it

00:42:25.640 I feel like I said this before

00:42:26.700 On the podcast

00:42:27.260 But it's like

00:42:27.760 Be wary of anyone

00:42:29.020 Who is just

00:42:29.840 Shoved into the spotlight

00:42:31.040 And like

00:42:31.800 Positive

00:42:32.560 Rain down with positivity

00:42:34.180 Because

00:42:34.780 Why?

00:42:35.700 You gotta think why

00:42:36.700 Take a step back

00:42:37.680 What's happening

00:42:38.920 And it's like

00:42:39.380 Yeah

00:42:39.520 I get it

00:42:40.140 Russia was an antagonist

00:42:42.020 Russia did bad stuff

00:42:43.980 Does every American

00:42:45.940 Need to be emotionally

00:42:46.820 Riled up to

00:42:47.680 To 10 right now?

00:42:49.240 Yeah

00:42:49.440 Exactly

00:42:49.960 And the media

00:42:50.480 Fawns over him

00:42:51.300 And he does things like

00:42:52.520 Let out

00:42:53.180 Nuclear power

00:42:53.800 This is a nuclear power

00:42:55.020 You know

00:42:55.360 So

00:42:55.600 Sorry

00:42:56.140 He has a media

00:42:56.860 Fawns over him

00:42:57.640 And then he does things

00:42:58.560 Like let the criminals

00:42:59.540 Out of jail

00:43:00.200 Which is

00:43:01.240 You know

00:43:01.580 George Soros called

00:43:02.460 He wants his playbook back

00:43:03.640 Yeah

00:43:04.020 Well the playbook's

00:43:05.080 Implemented there

00:43:05.800 Exactly

00:43:06.280 He's a mutt

00:43:07.580 I don't like him

00:43:08.360 I don't trust him

00:43:09.420 Everyone stands with Ukraine

00:43:10.920 Now though

00:43:11.420 Oh yeah

00:43:12.000 Stand with Ukraine

00:43:12.820 Gotta put the pictures

00:43:13.540 On your profile

00:43:14.200 And it's like

00:43:14.960 The same people

00:43:15.560 Who stand for Ukraine

00:43:16.860 Didn't stand for the

00:43:18.120 Canadian truckers

00:43:19.040 Ignored that

00:43:20.200 Didn't stand for the kids

00:43:21.600 Getting masked up

00:43:22.680 For the last two years

00:43:24.060 Which didn't work

00:43:24.880 And we know it didn't work

00:43:25.680 Absolutely false

00:43:26.440 And you know

00:43:27.200 They had the option

00:43:27.980 They knew the truth

00:43:28.720 Was out there

00:43:29.280 Both sides were presented

00:43:30.440 Didn't stand for the kids

00:43:31.860 Didn't stand for the people

00:43:33.100 Who were forced to get

00:43:33.940 Vaccinated to keep their job

00:43:35.260 Didn't fight for natural immunity

00:43:36.440 Didn't stand

00:43:37.020 Didn't stand for that

00:43:37.900 Didn't fight for the

00:43:39.020 The treatments

00:43:40.260 That are proven to work

00:43:41.500 For COVID

00:43:41.960 So now is the time

00:43:43.880 To stand for Ukraine

00:43:44.800 These mutts

00:43:45.380 Who never stood for anything

00:43:46.340 Ever

00:43:46.680 I've been sitting

00:43:47.180 For the last 14 months

00:43:48.640 Yeah

00:43:49.020 And I'm ready to stand

00:43:50.140 For fucking Ukraine

00:43:51.260 Right now

00:43:51.620 Yeah

00:43:51.720 So Ukraine's

00:43:53.240 A deep state honey hole

00:43:54.220 Everyone knows that

00:43:55.220 All the fake stories

00:43:56.480 That came out

00:43:57.040 And were promoted

00:43:57.880 Yeah

00:43:58.400 A lot of them

00:43:59.000 People literally

00:43:59.500 People like Dan Crenshaw

00:44:00.640 Literally listed them

00:44:02.460 He just listed them all

00:44:03.300 Listed every piece

00:44:03.900 But there was

00:44:05.540 Ghost of Kiev

00:44:06.320 Yeah

00:44:07.200 Which was absolutely fake

00:44:08.180 Like this fighter jet

00:44:09.140 Who's killing all the Russians

00:44:10.360 Netflix

00:44:11.480 Give it a few months

00:44:12.480 Netflix will make this story

00:44:13.840 A Netflix special

00:44:15.040 It'll be about some black woman

00:44:16.440 Who's a fighter jet

00:44:18.240 And you know

00:44:19.100 Single mom

00:44:19.900 Blah blah blah

00:44:20.440 She's the ghost of Kiev

00:44:21.440 Snake Island

00:44:22.760 Remember that

00:44:23.600 Yeah

00:44:23.900 It sounds like a

00:44:24.520 Jungle boat movie

00:44:26.100 The Rock is in for China

00:44:27.120 Yeah

00:44:27.300 Escape from LA

00:44:28.000 Oh we gotta get to Snake Island

00:44:29.600 You know

00:44:30.000 It sounds just like a made up

00:44:31.320 Absolutely made up

00:44:32.300 Sounds like some stupid thing

00:44:33.180 The Rock is in

00:44:33.900 They took prisoners

00:44:34.880 Miss Ukraine

00:44:35.940 Everyone showed her

00:44:37.480 Oh Miss Ukraine's fighting

00:44:38.800 She had an airsoft gun in her hand

00:44:40.580 The soldiers kissing

00:44:42.400 Their wives goodbye

00:44:44.240 That was from a movie

00:44:45.260 The guy putting his family

00:44:47.000 On the train and crying

00:44:47.980 That was from years ago

00:44:49.180 Everything is fake

00:44:50.460 And then

00:44:51.200 Here's where it gets

00:44:52.000 Funny to me

00:44:53.140 We're also being sensitive

00:44:54.800 To those who are suffering

00:44:55.620 Dude I mean

00:44:56.480 People are fighting in Ukraine

00:44:57.840 Like

00:44:58.180 People are fighting in Ukraine

00:44:59.360 Things are bad

00:45:00.380 For the average citizen

00:45:01.460 We're not making fun of them

00:45:02.660 But

00:45:03.620 But do you think our audience

00:45:05.740 Is Ukrainian fighters

00:45:07.180 And Russian fighters

00:45:08.060 Yeah

00:45:08.320 If you're a Ukrainian fighter

00:45:09.640 Or a Russian fighter

00:45:10.380 Please DM us

00:45:11.180 We'd love to have you on the show

00:45:12.520 And don't listen to any of our takes

00:45:14.220 Because we don't want to discourage you

00:45:15.340 And this is for Americans

00:45:16.660 Yeah

00:45:17.120 This is for Americans

00:45:18.060 Who are seeing all

00:45:19.100 The bull tish

00:45:20.540 And what's coming from it

00:45:22.280 So

00:45:23.080 There

00:45:24.460 If you call this out

00:45:25.520 Like I love Putin now

00:45:26.540 Right

00:45:26.780 That's what this means

00:45:27.520 Like I call out the fake stories

00:45:29.180 And it's like

00:45:29.520 Oh you're a Putin

00:45:30.500 Putin chill

00:45:31.400 You're a Putin chill

00:45:32.440 All right Hillary

00:45:33.040 Thanks

00:45:33.560 Thanks for the playbook

00:45:34.520 And it's like

00:45:35.200 I'm not a Putin chill

00:45:37.440 I'm just not emotionally wound up

00:45:39.600 By the propaganda

00:45:41.280 Meant to emotionally wind me up

00:45:43.280 I'm actually dealing with this

00:45:44.620 With a rational mind

00:45:45.920 A very clear focus

00:45:48.000 On what's the truth

00:45:49.220 What's not

00:45:50.020 What's being promoted as the truth

00:45:51.980 Why are we being deceived

00:45:53.040 And manipulated

00:45:53.600 Are we rushing into anything

00:45:55.000 Are we rushing into anything

00:45:56.220 Are we siding with people

00:45:57.500 Who we never side with

00:45:58.720 All of a sudden

00:45:59.700 Oh now I'm on George Soros

00:46:01.180 Eric Swalwell's side

00:46:02.320 Doesn't really make sense

00:46:03.800 They usually have everything

00:46:04.880 180 backwards

00:46:06.060 And don't have our best interest

00:46:07.680 So maybe I am a little hesitant

00:46:09.460 To jump on the narratives

00:46:11.300 And say

00:46:11.740 Oh this is what's really going on

00:46:13.060 Here's where it gets

00:46:14.360 I don't know

00:46:15.500 I don't want to say funny

00:46:16.220 But

00:46:16.660 They have all these videos

00:46:18.380 Of like

00:46:18.960 The

00:46:19.700 The old lady with the AK-47

00:46:21.820 Or that like

00:46:22.960 Their version of a congressperson

00:46:25.060 With like

00:46:25.860 An AK-47

00:46:27.720 And she has like

00:46:28.420 Manicured nails

00:46:29.820 And an AK

00:46:30.320 Yeah

00:46:30.880 In the office

00:46:31.740 And everyone's like

00:46:32.440 Oh woman power

00:46:33.440 These women are badass

00:46:34.720 This old lady's defending

00:46:36.140 Oh this lady

00:46:37.540 Oh they're fighting the Russians

00:46:38.740 Like this is girl power

00:46:39.880 And it's like

00:46:40.880 In my head

00:46:41.400 It's like

00:46:41.860 You gave a lady

00:46:43.280 An AK-47

00:46:44.620 To shoot the Russians

00:46:46.800 To fight the Russians

00:46:47.740 On her own

00:46:48.400 Is she going to use

00:46:49.380 Her own discretion

00:46:50.260 On when to shoot

00:46:51.300 Oh here they come

00:46:52.160 All right

00:46:52.940 All right

00:46:53.600 Deb

00:46:53.940 Light them up

00:46:55.480 Light them up

00:46:56.320 And then Deb

00:46:57.140 Let's it rip

00:46:57.880 And now the Russians go

00:46:58.980 Oh we're getting shot

00:46:59.680 From over here

00:47:00.400 Yeah

00:47:01.480 Mortar

00:47:02.060 We need mortars

00:47:03.460 That tower

00:47:04.440 And they just look like

00:47:05.480 A woman

00:47:05.900 I don't know

00:47:06.540 She might have been a politician

00:47:07.780 And you just get blown out

00:47:09.220 Yeah

00:47:09.480 And now you're bringing

00:47:10.140 Civilians into it

00:47:11.360 Who like

00:47:11.780 Aren't trained in warfare

00:47:13.560 Yeah

00:47:14.040 Like there's like

00:47:14.620 Discretion

00:47:15.320 And like

00:47:15.720 There's specific

00:47:16.600 Tactics in warfare

00:47:18.180 You're just handing out guns

00:47:19.820 Like good luck guys

00:47:20.680 Good luck against the Russian army

00:47:21.980 And everyone tries to make it

00:47:23.240 Like it's some story

00:47:24.540 About empowerment

00:47:25.400 It's like

00:47:26.040 In my mind

00:47:26.840 Right away

00:47:27.320 I was like

00:47:27.800 Oh they're giving guns

00:47:28.600 To old ladies

00:47:29.240 This woman

00:47:30.700 And the president

00:47:31.800 And like that's who's

00:47:32.840 Fighting on the front line

00:47:33.780 It's like guys

00:47:34.380 That's kind of like

00:47:35.460 Plan Z I thought

00:47:36.320 Yeah

00:47:36.500 That's like guerrilla warfare

00:47:38.200 Plan Z

00:47:39.620 After

00:47:40.200 Like all the combatants

00:47:43.180 The actual troops

00:47:44.500 Have been like

00:47:45.100 Displaced

00:47:45.680 Yeah

00:47:45.860 That's like

00:47:46.540 French resistance fighting

00:47:47.660 When you're under

00:47:48.160 German occupation

00:47:48.960 Like last step

00:47:49.760 Yeah

00:47:49.940 So these people

00:47:50.840 It's like

00:47:51.560 We're promoting this thing

00:47:54.000 Of like all these people

00:47:54.700 Are fighting back

00:47:55.460 But it's like

00:47:55.920 The people that are fighting

00:47:58.360 Are old ladies

00:47:59.520 And the president

00:48:00.280 If that's all we got

00:48:02.760 We should probably

00:48:03.920 Regroup

00:48:05.460 Or seek international aid

00:48:07.040 Like way more

00:48:07.780 Before we mount a counterinsurgence

00:48:09.820 And even Zelensky

00:48:10.700 Everyone's like

00:48:11.160 Oh Zelensky's badass

00:48:12.300 It's like

00:48:13.120 Shouldn't the president

00:48:14.620 Be protected

00:48:15.820 In some bunker somewhere

00:48:17.140 Like calling the shots

00:48:18.420 Like once he gets attacked

00:48:19.740 Clearly being the central

00:48:20.500 Point of communication

00:48:21.360 To different branches

00:48:22.220 And different military groups

00:48:23.560 It's like

00:48:23.900 If he's out in the front lines

00:48:25.640 Which you know

00:48:26.540 He's not

00:48:27.120 Maybe he is

00:48:27.980 Maybe we'll see some new videos

00:48:29.220 That'll be 100% true

00:48:30.740 But it's like

00:48:32.540 If that's where we're at

00:48:33.960 I feel like we're

00:48:35.080 You guys are kind of screwed

00:48:36.300 Yeah

00:48:36.740 Oh yeah

00:48:37.820 We're just down to

00:48:38.340 Old ladies and the president

00:48:39.360 They're going to defend the country

00:48:40.460 And it's like

00:48:40.740 Well I would probably start

00:48:42.660 Trying to have peace talks

00:48:43.760 With Russia then

00:48:44.460 And Russia should just

00:48:46.080 Maybe take whatever they want

00:48:47.280 There was a horrible take

00:48:50.120 From KFC

00:48:52.120 What's his name

00:48:52.740 KFC Barstool

00:48:53.580 Yeah Barstool

00:48:53.940 Kevin Clancy

00:48:54.700 So he works at Barstool

00:48:56.400 And this is like

00:48:59.880 The worst take I've ever heard

00:49:01.260 He said

00:49:02.180 The people who shit on

00:49:03.360 The ghosts of Kiev

00:49:04.140 For being a fake story

00:49:05.260 Are the worst

00:49:06.000 How about maybe

00:49:07.060 Just getting behind

00:49:07.860 A badass story

00:49:08.720 To support Ukraine

00:49:09.780 Rather than priding yourself

00:49:11.160 On being a little

00:49:11.900 Snopesy bitch narc

00:49:13.200 Oh yeah

00:49:14.660 Snopesy

00:49:15.240 It's like

00:49:15.440 Now you're

00:49:16.340 Now you're

00:49:16.820 Now you're

00:49:17.640 Fighting the fact checkers

00:49:18.680 Oh don't be a Snopesy

00:49:19.700 Where were you with COVID

00:49:20.900 And like that's the worst

00:49:22.200 Take of all time

00:49:23.120 Dave Fortnoy

00:49:23.860 Come get your boy

00:49:24.940 George Soros

00:49:26.100 Probably didn't pay him

00:49:27.000 Directly

00:49:27.560 For that

00:49:28.660 But it's like

00:49:29.740 It's a freebie for him

00:49:32.200 It's like when you post an ad

00:49:33.340 And someone shares it

00:49:34.320 Like oh check out

00:49:34.960 These t-shirts

00:49:35.580 It's actually hilarious

00:49:36.500 And it's like yeah

00:49:37.340 Yeah

00:49:37.600 Thank you

00:49:38.080 Free ad

00:49:38.460 Free ad

00:49:39.100 Free organic share

00:49:40.160 Thank you

00:49:40.680 It's just like yo

00:49:41.680 Who cares if it's reality or not

00:49:43.340 Let's let it fucking just

00:49:44.680 Run wild on American social media

00:49:46.720 And ramp everybody up

00:49:48.140 How about no dude

00:49:50.200 I get it if war propaganda

00:49:51.440 Is useful for actual soldiers

00:49:53.140 Fighting in the conflict

00:49:54.140 But when it's propaganda

00:49:55.700 Being pushed on American citizens

00:49:57.820 For a response

00:49:59.500 You know

00:50:00.000 To get a response

00:50:01.140 Out of America

00:50:01.820 You know

00:50:03.160 I mean politicians

00:50:04.100 Don't go to war

00:50:04.980 If the approval rating

00:50:06.600 For that war is 20%

00:50:08.060 Yeah

00:50:08.600 And if propaganda

00:50:09.900 Works you up to 40%

00:50:11.160 They might make that thing

00:50:12.660 So it's

00:50:13.300 They might make that leap

00:50:14.480 And start sending troops

00:50:15.860 You know

00:50:16.160 Sending weapons

00:50:16.760 Versus sending troops

00:50:17.740 Two drastically different things

00:50:20.580 I personally don't care

00:50:22.120 If they sent a couple weapons

00:50:23.360 A couple stingers

00:50:24.840 A couple stuff like that

00:50:25.620 But that's

00:50:26.120 The line for debate

00:50:27.640 The wave of propaganda

00:50:29.020 To get us to intervene

00:50:30.200 Or you know

00:50:31.260 Send troops

00:50:32.660 And what

00:50:33.380 Fight a ground war

00:50:34.360 With a nuclear power now

00:50:35.540 Yeah

00:50:36.440 I'm gonna question the propaganda

00:50:37.940 Dude

00:50:38.500 Just support Deb

00:50:39.580 Just

00:50:40.020 She's got the AK-47

00:50:41.280 Just support her

00:50:42.400 Unreal

00:50:42.860 It's crazy

00:50:43.740 And then it's also like

00:50:44.720 So there's a lot of

00:50:46.440 You know

00:50:46.660 Propaganda

00:50:47.220 All those fake stories

00:50:48.160 We just listed

00:50:48.840 And then there's other stories

00:50:50.200 That come out

00:50:50.980 And if you bring them up

00:50:52.280 You're queuing on

00:50:53.040 So it's like

00:50:54.060 I hear stories about like

00:50:55.200 Oh

00:50:55.400 Putin's attacking these bio labs

00:50:57.740 Where he thinks

00:50:59.020 They're making bio weapons

00:51:00.540 Blah blah blah

00:51:01.340 And then you take the map

00:51:02.540 Of where the bio labs are

00:51:03.760 And you put them

00:51:04.720 Over where the attacks are

00:51:06.100 And you go

00:51:06.460 Oh

00:51:06.660 That actually does

00:51:08.160 Kind of line up

00:51:09.120 There are these bio labs there

00:51:10.580 Then you go on the

00:51:11.320 Department of Defense website

00:51:12.600 And they take all the

00:51:13.600 Bio lab information down

00:51:15.100 Of all the locations

00:51:16.160 Of the bio labs

00:51:16.900 Then you go

00:51:17.700 Oh that's weird

00:51:18.420 Does

00:51:19.740 You know

00:51:20.140 They must have done that

00:51:20.800 For a reason

00:51:21.300 Yeah

00:51:21.520 They must have done that

00:51:21.940 For a reason

00:51:22.420 But that's QAnon

00:51:23.920 You can't believe in that

00:51:25.180 You can't hear that theory

00:51:26.920 You have to believe

00:51:28.060 Ghost of Kiev

00:51:28.840 And Snake Island

00:51:30.000 Or whatever

00:51:30.520 Where everyone said

00:51:31.700 Fuck you

00:51:32.160 Of the Russians

00:51:32.640 And they died

00:51:33.320 Hero deaths

00:51:34.120 82 of them surrendered

00:51:35.820 Opposite

00:51:36.740 So

00:51:37.400 I'd surrender too

00:51:38.200 If I was on an island

00:51:39.080 That Russian forces

00:51:40.260 Were going to clearly

00:51:41.080 Be able to dominate

00:51:41.880 100%

00:51:43.300 That's the move

00:51:44.000 You don't just die

00:51:44.760 For no reason in war

00:51:45.880 Like Germans surrendered

00:51:47.120 To Americans in World War II

00:51:48.300 And vice versa

00:51:49.040 You know

00:51:49.780 It happens

00:51:50.700 There's agreements out there

00:51:52.800 Yeah

00:51:53.680 You know

00:51:54.180 It's like

00:51:54.600 What am I going to die

00:51:55.840 For this piece of island

00:51:57.120 That they're going to have anyway

00:51:58.280 Immediately after I'm dead

00:51:59.400 Yeah

00:52:00.160 No

00:52:00.860 You have to make

00:52:01.500 Calculated decisions

00:52:02.320 It's not just

00:52:02.880 Die for nothing

00:52:03.760 It's like

00:52:04.500 If you

00:52:05.540 If you're a personal

00:52:06.800 Like if you're a soldier

00:52:08.200 And you're going to

00:52:08.680 Go die

00:52:09.580 On the way to get

00:52:10.660 Three wounded men out

00:52:11.880 It's like

00:52:12.360 That's brave

00:52:14.200 That's it

00:52:14.860 You know

00:52:15.220 That's Medal of Honor

00:52:16.080 That's Silver Star

00:52:17.020 Type shit

00:52:17.680 You don't just eat

00:52:19.200 A

00:52:19.780 Cruise missile

00:52:21.040 To get a badass sound bite

00:52:23.520 You don't do that

00:52:24.360 That's not the real world

00:52:25.460 Yeah

00:52:25.700 If it sounds like a movie

00:52:26.760 It probably was written

00:52:27.820 Like a movie

00:52:28.400 Exactly

00:52:29.140 So

00:52:29.760 The theories you're supposed to believe

00:52:31.700 Are the ones you're supposed to believe

00:52:33.060 And the other ones that sound about right

00:52:35.260 Are QAnon conspiracy

00:52:37.000 Even though

00:52:38.360 They actually have more truth

00:52:40.000 Built into them

00:52:41.000 Baked into them

00:52:41.720 When you look into it

00:52:42.500 Also I've been hearing that

00:52:43.940 A lot of the weapons that

00:52:45.200 Zelensky gave out to the Ukrainians

00:52:46.940 Especially people who were

00:52:48.560 Former criminals

00:52:49.500 Who are out of jail now

00:52:50.580 A lot of people I've heard

00:52:52.220 And this is from

00:52:52.780 On the ground reporting

00:52:54.180 From people live streaming in Ukraine

00:52:55.860 That Ukrainians are taking those weapons

00:52:58.640 And then doing their own crimes

00:53:00.260 And looting

00:53:00.960 And robbing

00:53:01.780 And murdering

00:53:02.920 Rape

00:53:03.380 Rape as well

00:53:04.580 So there's that

00:53:06.640 So it's chaos

00:53:07.900 It's really chaos over there

00:53:09.300 And there's a lot to

00:53:10.020 It's hard to understand

00:53:11.340 What's real

00:53:11.880 And what's not

00:53:12.520 There's actually another story

00:53:15.540 That just came out

00:53:16.020 We haven't proven

00:53:16.600 If this was propaganda or not

00:53:18.500 This guy is called

00:53:19.600 The Rookie of Kiev

00:53:20.640 So it was like a kid

00:53:22.320 Who broke his arm

00:53:23.900 Yeah

00:53:24.780 And he had his arm in a cast

00:53:26.160 Like this

00:53:26.740 For a long time

00:53:27.780 And then

00:53:29.120 The Russians were coming

00:53:30.580 And they threw a grenade

00:53:31.900 And he picked it up

00:53:33.480 And then went

00:53:34.340 And threw it

00:53:35.680 And broke out of the cast

00:53:37.180 But because his arm

00:53:38.420 Was put in the cast

00:53:39.360 And the way it was broken

00:53:40.740 I guess it grew back

00:53:41.580 Tightened up his tendons

00:53:42.360 Or something

00:53:42.680 It grew back stronger

00:53:43.580 And then now he's a pitcher

00:53:45.560 For the Cubs

00:53:46.260 That's crazy

00:53:47.300 Because of how far

00:53:48.220 He threw the grenade

00:53:49.000 100 yards all the way back

00:53:50.580 Blew up all the Russians

00:53:51.560 Yo and

00:53:52.400 Rookie of Kiev

00:53:52.960 And just let me have that story

00:53:54.580 If you don't think it's real

00:53:55.480 Because that's important

00:53:56.440 Yeah and if not

00:53:57.380 What are you

00:53:57.700 What are you like Putin

00:53:58.500 What are you a snopsy

00:53:59.480 Little bitch narc

00:54:00.280 You like Putin

00:54:01.160 What does truth matter to you bro

00:54:03.060 Are you kidding

00:54:03.780 It's like oh

00:54:04.540 It's weird that you side with Putin

00:54:05.740 Yeah

00:54:06.240 And all that

00:54:07.040 To be fair you did do

00:54:08.260 I stand with Putin clickbait last week

00:54:10.200 I did

00:54:10.680 And you know

00:54:12.160 We actually shot that episode

00:54:14.280 Before the invasion happened

00:54:16.360 Yeah so for

00:54:17.300 And I stand by everything I said

00:54:19.260 I was absolutely right

00:54:20.300 I was immediately skeptical

00:54:21.720 I called out

00:54:23.240 The sketchiness in Ukraine that exists

00:54:25.380 Which everyone should know about

00:54:26.940 And it is very sketchy

00:54:28.300 Yeah

00:54:28.700 I called out how Ukraine's

00:54:29.800 Like a deep state honeypot

00:54:30.960 And anything we're seeing

00:54:32.480 Is not to be trusted

00:54:33.640 And whatever our motives are

00:54:36.100 For Putin

00:54:36.980 We should probably

00:54:38.580 Hear from him directly

00:54:40.980 Yeah

00:54:41.660 The entire

00:54:42.780 The entirety of our opinions

00:54:44.860 And our commentary

00:54:46.440 On this Russia Ukraine thing

00:54:48.020 Is to an American

00:54:49.980 Uneducated audience

00:54:51.620 You know

00:54:52.180 We're not

00:54:53.120 It's

00:54:53.460 We're not talking directly to Ukrainians

00:54:55.240 We're not talking to Russians

00:54:56.400 We haven't built an audience

00:54:57.940 On our

00:54:58.560 My meme page

00:54:59.620 Or like

00:55:00.140 Fleckis' hard work

00:55:01.660 Of you know

00:55:02.680 Building up his YouTube audience

00:55:04.020 It's not Russians and Ukrainians

00:55:05.820 This is for the American reaction

00:55:07.700 So

00:55:08.060 Yeah

00:55:08.540 Exactly

00:55:09.100 I just want to reiterate that

00:55:10.660 Because

00:55:11.100 And also if you think

00:55:11.860 I'm being insensitive

00:55:12.820 To the people dying and suffering

00:55:14.160 Hey

00:55:15.020 Go get your content

00:55:16.280 From somewhere else

00:55:17.260 Everywhere else

00:55:18.240 Will play the

00:55:19.540 Oh

00:55:20.240 All these bad things happening

00:55:21.640 All these innocent people

00:55:22.840 Here's a crying baby

00:55:24.200 Here's a

00:55:25.160 A little person in a tunnel

00:55:26.680 There's plenty of content

00:55:28.860 Like that out there

00:55:29.820 It's a dime a dozen

00:55:30.860 Yeah

00:55:31.220 If you want to go get

00:55:31.820 Emotionally riled up

00:55:32.920 And twisted up

00:55:34.520 And feeling all crazy

00:55:35.880 And manipulated

00:55:36.460 You can go pretty much

00:55:37.520 Watch any news site

00:55:38.900 Or any other take

00:55:40.060 Other than this

00:55:40.900 Go watch Trevor Noah

00:55:41.920 Yeah

00:55:42.500 Go watch Trevor Noah

00:55:43.320 He'll make you feel

00:55:43.900 Really bad about it

00:55:45.040 And I feel bad

00:55:45.960 For the people who

00:55:46.700 It's like

00:55:47.000 Dude I'm Ukrainian

00:55:47.800 I have a grandma

00:55:48.500 Who still lives there

00:55:49.240 Like there are ties

00:55:50.280 There are American ties

00:55:51.440 To this issue

00:55:52.160 But I'm not sending in

00:55:53.940 American troops

00:55:54.760 Or getting involved

00:55:55.480 In a costly war

00:55:56.800 No matter what

00:55:58.600 Yeah

00:55:59.060 No matter what

00:56:00.440 That's our

00:56:01.280 Kind of stance

00:56:02.240 Exactly

00:56:02.820 And there's actually

00:56:03.460 Another story

00:56:04.000 That was pretty good

00:56:04.860 I don't know

00:56:06.300 If this is true or not

00:56:07.220 But this man

00:56:08.340 Ray Zelensky

00:56:09.140 Same name as the

00:56:11.240 President

00:56:11.960 So probably related

00:56:12.880 The man

00:56:13.600 This man

00:56:14.040 Ray Zelensky

00:56:14.740 He makes car parts

00:56:16.160 For the American working man

00:56:17.300 He just sent

00:56:18.200 500,000 brake pads

00:56:19.920 From Callahan Auto Parts

00:56:21.420 To Ukraine

00:56:22.420 To help his brother

00:56:23.420 The president of Ukraine

00:56:24.700 And Zelensky

00:56:25.640 Zelensky

00:56:26.120 That adds up

00:56:27.000 Yeah

00:56:27.240 That's spelled

00:56:28.300 A little different

00:56:29.060 But whatever

00:56:29.600 We'll wash that under the rug

00:56:30.680 You know how it is

00:56:31.300 Over there

00:56:31.660 The I-Y-Y

00:56:32.920 You know

00:56:33.180 The K-I-Y

00:56:34.280 Yeah

00:56:34.600 American versus that spelling

00:56:35.940 It's probably the same

00:56:36.880 And they have the same name

00:56:37.960 And they have a picture of a guy

00:56:39.460 So like that's

00:56:41.440 There's a heartwarming story

00:56:42.780 Yeah

00:56:43.200 The picture of a guy

00:56:44.540 And then there's the story

00:56:45.360 Above the picture of the guy

00:56:46.480 So that

00:56:47.580 Checks out

00:56:48.780 Right

00:56:49.200 Mm-hmm

00:56:49.700 And that's enough for me

00:56:51.040 And if you're against that

00:56:52.120 It's like

00:56:52.560 Dude

00:56:53.000 Stop being a

00:56:54.780 Putin show

00:56:55.500 Bigot and a Putin show

00:56:56.740 You love Putin

00:56:57.620 Obviously I know

00:56:59.320 That's a joke guys

00:57:00.240 Tommy Callahan

00:57:01.220 Break parts

00:57:02.200 All that stuff

00:57:03.100 Black sheep right

00:57:04.680 Yeah

00:57:05.060 Tommy boy

00:57:06.140 Of course

00:57:06.880 Tommy boy

00:57:07.560 Ray Zelensky

00:57:08.340 Tommy just sold

00:57:09.440 Half a million

00:57:10.320 Break pads

00:57:11.660 Very cool

00:57:14.460 Moving on

00:57:15.140 We also

00:57:15.640 There's some

00:57:16.240 There's some upside

00:57:17.740 You know during war

00:57:18.640 There's always

00:57:19.420 Opportunity

00:57:21.060 There's always opportunity

00:57:21.840 And there's always like

00:57:23.260 Good stories

00:57:24.660 That people can get behind

00:57:26.120 That aren't propaganda

00:57:27.140 For example

00:57:28.020 This

00:57:28.740 This guy

00:57:29.580 His OnlyFans

00:57:30.980 Is 50% off

00:57:32.120 If you're

00:57:33.300 In Ukraine

00:57:34.000 Which is like

00:57:35.200 People kind of just

00:57:36.040 Doing their part

00:57:36.800 Sharing the wealth

00:57:38.580 Spreading the love

00:57:40.180 And looking out for people

00:57:41.440 Who are in harm's way

00:57:42.360 That's really generous

00:57:43.640 That's really generous

00:57:44.620 Mix

00:57:45.340 He has mixed

00:57:46.220 They've

00:57:46.660 He uses that prefix

00:57:48.480 MX

00:57:48.900 Yeah

00:57:49.460 I'm sure that's good

00:57:50.560 Probably a teacher

00:57:51.300 Yeah

00:57:52.180 And then also

00:57:53.960 We did a collab

00:57:54.920 With Splat Rabbit

00:57:56.600 It's like this

00:57:57.500 Old timey

00:57:58.520 Cartoon strip guy

00:57:59.900 Who makes

00:58:00.440 Cartoons

00:58:01.540 About what we're

00:58:02.320 Going through now

00:58:03.020 And we wrote

00:58:04.620 One with him

00:58:05.500 And this is it

00:58:06.640 Right here

00:58:07.060 So yeah

00:58:32.040 That's the one we picked

00:58:33.040 I thought that was pretty funny

00:58:34.120 Everyone getting mad

00:58:36.860 And it's like

00:58:37.160 Dude this is just

00:58:37.720 A Sam Hyde

00:58:38.500 This is a Sam Hyde

00:58:39.660 Meme

00:58:40.040 And I think also

00:58:42.140 As well

00:58:43.020 When it comes to

00:58:43.680 This Russia stuff

00:58:44.340 It's interesting

00:58:44.800 That we never hear

00:58:45.720 From Putin directly

00:58:46.640 Yeah

00:58:47.600 We're always hearing

00:58:49.000 You know

00:58:49.800 About his motives

00:58:50.900 Or about how bad he is

00:58:52.700 Or now he's crazy

00:58:53.740 That's the new thing

00:58:54.580 Oh he's crazy

00:58:55.340 And unhinged

00:58:56.080 Let's hear from him

00:58:57.300 Directly

00:58:57.840 And see if his message

00:58:58.880 Is something that people

00:58:59.620 Can get behind

00:59:00.280 It's actually in Russian

00:59:01.500 So Ratboy will read

00:59:03.540 The subtitles

00:59:05.200 People think I'm a bad guy

00:59:07.260 For starting a war

00:59:08.160 Do not understand

00:59:08.920 My motivations

00:59:09.620 There are Nazis in Ukraine

00:59:11.160 This is about

00:59:13.360 Stopping white supremacy

00:59:14.460 For too long

00:59:16.720 I've seen Ukraine

00:59:17.460 Dismiss George Floyd

00:59:18.520 People of Ukraine

00:59:19.600 Do not care about

00:59:20.280 What happened to Eric Garner

00:59:21.280 While we say their name

00:59:23.620 Wow

00:59:24.600 Say their name

00:59:26.940 Say their name

00:59:28.020 I vow to fight for BLM

00:59:30.280 I will stop racism

00:59:35.720 Russia will provide

00:59:37.500 The vaccine for racism

00:59:39.140 Guys

00:59:40.140 White supremacy

00:59:41.420 Is the world's greatest threat

00:59:42.660 Russia will not stand

00:59:43.620 For the lack of diversity

00:59:44.700 In Ukraine

00:59:45.340 Guys

00:59:46.200 We might have this

00:59:47.140 Whole thing backwards

00:59:48.000 We have this all wrong

00:59:49.220 Alright I'm done

00:59:50.660 This is a bit

00:59:51.360 That was funny

00:59:52.060 It was funny

00:59:52.640 And it's yeah

00:59:53.260 It's basically like

00:59:54.160 If that's what they were saying

00:59:55.180 We'd be

00:59:55.640 Everyone would be on team Russia

00:59:56.900 Everyone would love Russia

00:59:57.960 If it was all about BLM

00:59:59.200 And LeBron

00:59:59.680 It was actually funny

01:00:01.000 Kamala dialed in

01:00:03.040 And called into a

01:00:04.600 Like a hip hop channel

01:00:06.240 A radio station

01:00:07.140 And the take she gave

01:00:09.960 Guys

01:00:10.460 If you don't like ours

01:00:11.340 Yeah

01:00:12.340 If you don't like our take

01:00:13.920 Here's

01:00:14.960 Here's the vice president

01:00:16.280 Of the United States

01:00:17.200 The vice president

01:00:17.540 Of the United States

01:00:18.180 Here's her explanation

01:00:19.520 As to what's going on

01:00:21.160 Kamala calls into the

01:00:24.660 Morning hustle

01:00:25.360 Even social media

01:00:26.340 You see everything

01:00:27.120 That's going on right now

01:00:28.160 In the Ukraine

01:00:28.980 Break it down in layman's terms

01:00:30.560 For people who don't understand

01:00:31.700 What's going on

01:00:32.820 And how can this

01:00:33.700 Directly affect the people

01:00:34.720 Of the United States

01:00:35.580 Ukraine is a country

01:00:38.920 In Europe

01:00:40.220 It exists next to

01:00:42.340 Another country called Russia

01:00:43.880 Russia is a bigger country

01:00:45.660 Russia is a powerful country

01:00:47.300 Russia decided to invade

01:00:49.040 A smaller country

01:00:50.220 Called Ukraine

01:00:51.040 So basically that's wrong

01:00:53.600 So we're like living

01:00:55.420 On a planet

01:00:56.360 Right

01:00:56.920 And it's spinning around

01:00:58.580 Allegedly

01:00:59.280 And we all live here

01:01:01.960 And there's different

01:01:02.600 Parts of the planet

01:01:03.640 And it's just like

01:01:04.620 The explanation

01:01:05.700 Excellent nuance

01:01:06.660 It's a bigger country

01:01:07.500 Invaded it

01:01:08.200 It's like do you really just

01:01:09.400 That's bigotry of low

01:01:10.820 Expectations

01:01:11.620 In audio

01:01:13.220 On the radio

01:01:14.020 Yeah

01:01:14.520 Like you think your audience

01:01:16.240 Hasn't

01:01:16.700 There's a country called Russia

01:01:18.120 That's square one

01:01:19.940 You're going to explain

01:01:20.600 Geopolitics

01:01:21.460 And Russia

01:01:22.560 Ukraine

01:01:23.000 And the number one

01:01:24.020 The first thing is

01:01:24.940 There's a country called Russia

01:01:26.580 And it's a big country

01:01:27.900 And there's a country

01:01:29.040 Called Ukraine

01:01:29.780 That's a little

01:01:30.220 So she just thinks

01:01:31.300 I think

01:01:31.640 She thinks black people

01:01:32.620 Don't know anything

01:01:33.340 I would guess that

01:01:35.100 Which is like

01:01:35.820 If Trump did that

01:01:37.760 And started explaining things

01:01:38.860 Very basically

01:01:39.640 I feel like they would say

01:01:40.960 Oh Trump thinks

01:01:41.860 Black people don't know anything

01:01:42.880 Black people know

01:01:43.840 What Russia is

01:01:44.600 Trump

01:01:44.960 Yeah

01:01:45.540 So that was absolutely brutal

01:01:47.340 If you don't like our take

01:01:48.620 There's always that

01:01:49.360 You can enjoy that

01:01:50.380 Big country

01:01:51.180 Russia

01:01:51.560 Strong

01:01:52.220 Little country

01:01:52.800 Ukraine

01:01:53.300 Invaded

01:01:54.280 It's a problem

01:01:55.340 You can always have that take

01:01:57.060 It makes me wonder

01:01:59.440 Who would you rather have

01:02:00.540 Occupying Ukraine

01:02:02.200 Putin

01:02:02.920 And the Russians

01:02:04.240 Or Hillary Clinton

01:02:06.560 And Joe Biden

01:02:07.180 Who have been occupying it

01:02:08.440 For all these years

01:02:09.020 Before that

01:02:09.580 I'm not allowed to say

01:02:12.320 But

01:02:13.240 It's not Joe Biden

01:02:14.520 And Hillary Clinton

01:02:15.240 The person who sold

01:02:16.840 Yellow cake uranium

01:02:17.580 To Russia

01:02:18.120 I'd rather have

01:02:19.740 I'd rather have Putin there

01:02:20.840 Yeah

01:02:21.200 I mean hey

01:02:21.940 I don't care

01:02:22.420 You know

01:02:23.100 I don't

01:02:23.500 I fully don't care

01:02:24.540 It's not

01:02:25.960 It's not a top priority

01:02:27.220 For American citizens

01:02:28.260 Don't care

01:02:29.140 Versus not being a top priority

01:02:30.820 For American citizens

01:02:32.260 And military action

01:02:33.420 Yeah

01:02:34.380 There's a

01:02:34.840 There's some room in between

01:02:35.920 Where we can come together

01:02:36.880 And all meet

01:02:37.540 Exactly

01:02:38.320 Exactly

01:02:39.100 And I was thinking

01:02:40.500 During all of this

01:02:42.080 I would love to speak

01:02:43.740 To Putin directly

01:02:44.600 Interesting

01:02:46.220 If we could get

01:02:46.840 Some sort of Zoom

01:02:48.000 Or I would go to Russia

01:02:49.960 With you

01:02:50.580 Some sort of

01:02:51.160 Dennis Rodman type

01:02:52.260 Dennis Rodman

01:02:53.120 Kim Jong Un

01:02:53.960 Friendship

01:02:54.560 I

01:02:55.560 I think Putin

01:02:56.880 Would like the show

01:02:57.960 I don't know

01:02:59.040 How we get to him

01:02:59.940 I think our best

01:03:00.860 Bet would be

01:03:01.960 Going through

01:03:02.460 Steven Seagal

01:03:03.220 Who may or may not

01:03:04.780 Watch the show

01:03:05.320 It's not impossible

01:03:06.180 That's not impossible

01:03:07.420 But if anyone knows

01:03:08.620 Steven Seagal

01:03:09.380 Or if you're

01:03:10.000 Steven Seagal

01:03:10.840 And you know

01:03:11.960 How to get in touch

01:03:12.700 With Putin

01:03:13.240 We would like

01:03:14.500 To talk to him

01:03:15.240 And we'll be very fair

01:03:16.520 We'll go to Russia

01:03:18.060 We'll have a great time

01:03:18.940 I think we'd be

01:03:19.900 I think we'd do well

01:03:20.620 Over there

01:03:21.000 Yeah

01:03:21.280 They like us

01:03:22.180 And they also took

01:03:24.080 Putin's judo

01:03:25.900 Presidentship away

01:03:26.920 Did you see that?

01:03:27.860 They defrocked him

01:03:29.060 They took it away

01:03:30.180 For what?

01:03:31.560 Politics?

01:03:32.740 Yeah

01:03:32.980 Politics

01:03:33.460 If you invade a country

01:03:34.720 I guess you can't

01:03:35.380 Keep your judo title

01:03:36.220 Yeah

01:03:36.440 The guy's a

01:03:37.180 The guy's a judo champ

01:03:38.400 President of judo

01:03:39.720 And now he's not

01:03:41.580 Because of what he does

01:03:43.160 It's like

01:03:43.600 When you get kicked out of

01:03:44.880 Off of social

01:03:45.940 Kicked off of social media

01:03:47.620 For doing something

01:03:48.760 In your personal life

01:03:49.620 That wasn't on the social media

01:03:50.980 Yeah

01:03:51.320 It's like your actions

01:03:51.980 Away from the event

01:03:53.700 Are what gets you kicked off

01:03:55.760 So I am not for that

01:03:57.000 I am not for bringing

01:03:58.040 Politics into judo

01:03:59.260 Give him his presidency back

01:04:01.340 We should get a petition

01:04:03.020 Or something going

01:04:03.720 Yeah

01:04:04.280 They're also trying to give

01:04:05.500 Six billion dollars to Ukraine

01:04:06.820 Who is?

01:04:07.540 America

01:04:08.220 In what way?

01:04:09.560 Emergency

01:04:10.020 Quick emergency

01:04:10.740 Quick emergency funds

01:04:11.880 Six billion

01:04:12.540 Which in America

01:04:14.440 Could have finished the wall twice

01:04:16.240 Could use that ourselves

01:04:18.860 We have to give the money to Ukraine

01:04:20.020 Who?

01:04:21.000 I don't know what Ukraine

01:04:22.600 Give it right to Zelensky

01:04:24.120 Let's give it right to him

01:04:25.340 It's like insane

01:04:26.920 I would rather build a community center

01:04:28.640 I would rather build a basketball

01:04:30.480 You know a gym

01:04:31.940 Six billion to who?

01:04:34.340 Oh the people over there

01:04:35.520 Fighting with Russia

01:04:36.560 After we used NATO

01:04:39.240 To bait Russia

01:04:40.260 Into doing this

01:04:41.160 Six billion

01:04:42.220 Can't you build like

01:04:43.720 Like the Superdome

01:04:46.380 Or something

01:04:47.100 Can't you just build like

01:04:48.720 A launch pad for something

01:04:50.200 In the middle of America

01:04:51.020 Like let's spend this wisely

01:04:52.600 How about

01:04:53.160 Yeah

01:04:53.700 How about that

01:04:54.300 But not anymore

01:04:55.040 People love writing checks

01:04:56.180 To foreign aid

01:04:57.160 Yeah

01:04:57.500 Foreign aid

01:04:58.540 Send it out

01:04:59.460 Because then it gets sent over there

01:05:00.960 And it gets pushed around

01:05:03.300 Washed around

01:05:04.200 And then it comes back

01:05:05.260 Hillary Clinton's

01:05:06.680 Number one donors

01:05:07.740 For Clinton Fund

01:05:08.880 Foundation

01:05:09.520 Was Ukraine

01:05:11.040 It's all just like

01:05:12.500 A money laundering

01:05:13.320 Deep state thing

01:05:14.240 And it always has been

01:05:15.780 That's why

01:05:16.560 Yeah

01:05:17.020 I don't listen to the propaganda

01:05:18.540 And I don't get sad

01:05:19.760 And upset

01:05:20.240 And we need to side

01:05:21.800 With Eric Swalwell

01:05:22.700 On this one

01:05:23.460 Yeah let's

01:05:24.000 Let's rush to an emotional judgment

01:05:26.060 Yeah

01:05:26.840 Exactly

01:05:27.620 So guys

01:05:28.980 All of these things

01:05:30.160 That we've covered in the show today

01:05:31.480 Make you kind of

01:05:32.780 Sick

01:05:33.680 Makes you wonder

01:05:34.620 Where is America going

01:05:35.860 Makes you sad

01:05:36.560 It's a little downer

01:05:37.020 Makes you sad

01:05:37.740 It's like

01:05:38.320 I don't want to be a downer show

01:05:39.780 So every week

01:05:41.100 At the end of the show

01:05:41.980 Similar to culture

01:05:42.900 We are going to have

01:05:44.140 Our uplifting gold section

01:05:45.780 There you go

01:05:46.680 Where we're going to show

01:05:47.420 Some clips of the good stuff

01:05:48.900 And the reasons

01:05:49.920 Why life is worth living

01:05:51.220 Let's go to the first

01:05:52.260 The first one

01:05:53.240 Which one

01:05:54.240 Dad saves son at rodeo

01:05:55.780 You're rodeoing

01:05:58.920 You're going

01:06:01.240 You're knocked out

01:06:04.020 Yeah

01:06:04.340 Kid gets tossed off

01:06:05.700 Knocked out immediately

01:06:06.760 The rodeo clowns are trying

01:06:08.320 To tangle with the bull

01:06:09.460 And the rodeo clowns

01:06:10.800 Are distracting

01:06:11.200 But the bull

01:06:11.920 Finds the kid again

01:06:13.160 Who just got knocked off

01:06:14.140 This is for the audio

01:06:15.060 Only listeners

01:06:15.660 So who comes out of nowhere

01:06:17.220 The dad

01:06:18.240 The dad

01:06:18.840 Hero

01:06:19.280 Dad of the kid

01:06:20.240 His son's knocked out

01:06:21.220 The bull's coming

01:06:22.000 Towards the sun

01:06:22.620 He dives

01:06:23.500 Covers

01:06:24.260 Protects him

01:06:25.200 The bull comes over

01:06:26.340 Thrashes the dad

01:06:27.200 A little bit

01:06:27.680 But the son's protected

01:06:28.620 And the rodeo clowns

01:06:30.700 Get him away

01:06:31.220 Yep

01:06:31.580 Chad dad

01:06:32.820 Chad dad

01:06:33.740 Save your kid

01:06:34.840 Didn't check if he was

01:06:36.440 Vaccinated or not

01:06:37.460 Didn't care about

01:06:38.480 His own safety

01:06:39.360 Just absolute pure

01:06:40.740 Sacrifice for your own son

01:06:42.420 That's good dad shit

01:06:43.460 It's unpinnable stuff

01:06:44.460 That's really unpinnable stuff

01:06:45.960 Right there

01:06:46.160 If this is you

01:06:48.060 Or the son

01:06:49.060 And you somehow find this video

01:06:50.440 We'll give you an unpinnable

01:06:51.940 Share

01:06:52.140 Get us to see

01:06:52.680 Yeah

01:06:52.920 Get us in touch

01:06:53.540 With Steven Seagal

01:06:54.280 The next one

01:06:57.780 Was just like

01:06:58.400 A funny post

01:06:59.520 On Instagram

01:07:00.120 It was a girl

01:07:01.240 Who posted a sign

01:07:02.500 That said

01:07:03.400 I'm learning the bugle

01:07:04.640 I am genuinely sorry

01:07:05.900 I'm learning the bugle

01:07:07.080 It is for an audition

01:07:08.280 It will end before March

01:07:09.980 And it's a bag of candy

01:07:11.560 And earplugs

01:07:12.320 For all the neighbors

01:07:13.180 Oh man

01:07:14.100 That's nice

01:07:14.800 People learn the bugle

01:07:16.180 They live in close spaces

01:07:17.360 They give and take

01:07:18.500 A little bit

01:07:19.180 People have hobbies still

01:07:20.980 America is nice

01:07:22.440 You learn the bugle

01:07:23.520 Life is worth living

01:07:24.680 It's an art

01:07:25.400 People are still doing good stuff

01:07:27.160 What's the bugle?

01:07:28.280 A bugle is just

01:07:29.200 A no note pipe

01:07:30.520 Right?

01:07:31.140 It's like a trumpet

01:07:31.720 With no tools

01:07:32.640 It's

01:07:32.900 I think it's like a clarinet

01:07:35.140 What?

01:07:36.720 I think it's like a clarinet

01:07:37.680 That

01:07:38.160 Maybe has like

01:07:40.700 A skinny mouthpiece

01:07:41.900 Bugle is like

01:07:42.820 What a little

01:07:43.240 Yeah

01:07:43.660 I'm right

01:07:44.400 It's like

01:07:44.800 What little military boys do

01:07:46.360 Oh

01:07:47.020 Interesting

01:07:47.660 Yeah

01:07:49.020 So good

01:07:49.800 So there's no notes

01:07:50.660 It's not a lot of skill

01:07:51.640 You just have to blow air

01:07:53.020 Through a brass tube

01:07:54.700 Next uplifting gold

01:07:57.480 Let's go to the girl

01:07:59.660 Jumping off the cliff

01:08:00.580 Alright

01:08:01.300 I'm going to fast forward

01:08:02.040 The beginning of this too

01:08:02.940 Yep

01:08:03.220 So this is a lady

01:08:07.240 Pretty

01:08:08.200 I don't know why

01:08:09.320 This is an uplifting gold

01:08:10.340 I think it's

01:08:11.040 You just laughed at it

01:08:12.080 You had fun with it

01:08:12.840 Yeah

01:08:12.960 And oh

01:08:13.540 Okay I see

01:08:14.060 It says

01:08:14.540 This is an uplifting gold

01:08:17.400 Because it didn't happen to us

01:08:19.660 Okay

01:08:20.280 So this lady jumps

01:08:22.840 And

01:08:23.340 Belly flop

01:08:24.700 Absolutely

01:08:25.520 Worst belly flop

01:08:26.380 This is why I don't own a GoPro

01:08:27.600 You know GoPro cameras

01:08:29.060 I don't own one

01:08:30.220 Because

01:08:30.620 Then you're kind of required

01:08:32.320 To like

01:08:32.820 Jump off of stuff

01:08:33.900 It's encouraging extreme behavior

01:08:35.540 Yeah

01:08:35.920 Whenever you're in a situation

01:08:37.140 Like this guys

01:08:37.880 And you're doing like

01:08:40.360 A stunt

01:08:41.280 And you're not really

01:08:42.400 Stunt savvy

01:08:43.560 Or it's not a normal occurrence

01:08:44.940 For you

01:08:45.300 And people have their phones out

01:08:46.900 And they're going like this

01:08:47.900 And they're filming

01:08:48.860 What you're about to do

01:08:49.900 If you look out at the phones

01:08:51.120 And there's a 90% film rate

01:08:52.520 Or higher

01:08:52.940 Highly reconsider

01:08:54.860 You're not qualified

01:08:56.000 To make that jump

01:08:56.900 Highly reconsider

01:08:58.140 If you do

01:08:59.160 Look around

01:08:59.820 And everyone's filming

01:09:00.680 Like yeah

01:09:01.180 Go for it

01:09:02.000 Like oh my god

01:09:02.820 Oh my god

01:09:03.160 Oh my god

01:09:03.540 It's not going to be good

01:09:04.740 I don't do stunts like this

01:09:06.000 I don't jump off of stuff

01:09:06.900 I'm decently capable

01:09:08.080 I could probably land that jump

01:09:09.240 You can make a jump

01:09:09.860 But there's very

01:09:11.100 You don't have anything to prove

01:09:12.280 We don't have to prove anything to anyone

01:09:13.920 And if people are filming you

01:09:15.160 It's a giveaway

01:09:16.060 It's a canary in the coal mine

01:09:17.400 Something bad could happen here

01:09:19.700 You see the 23 year old

01:09:21.140 160 pound kid

01:09:23.100 Who's like full of life

01:09:24.040 Do it right before you

01:09:24.980 You're like yeah

01:09:25.620 I could do it

01:09:26.280 I could keep up

01:09:26.900 Yeah some skinny guy goes

01:09:27.900 Does a back flip off

01:09:29.720 And lands perfectly

01:09:30.540 Yeah

01:09:31.060 And you're like alright

01:09:31.860 That's one extreme

01:09:32.840 I'm probably in the middle

01:09:33.820 Which is just landing it normally

01:09:35.320 No

01:09:36.540 Turned out not to be true

01:09:37.620 Yeah

01:09:38.260 So if you're doing stunts

01:09:39.780 And people are filming you

01:09:40.780 Stop doing stunts

01:09:42.480 Let's go to the next one

01:09:43.840 The guy asking people

01:09:44.880 To buy him water

01:09:45.760 This was a good little bit

01:09:47.080 He did

01:09:47.500 Excuse me

01:09:50.780 Would you pay for this water for me

01:09:52.360 No

01:09:52.600 You got it online

01:09:53.980 That's why you can't pay for it

01:09:55.320 Everybody's like

01:09:55.620 You have nice clothes

01:09:56.260 I need to change

01:09:56.840 I left my wallet

01:09:59.160 Wait I'm sorry

01:09:59.960 I can't help you buddy

01:10:00.740 Would you pay for this water for me

01:10:02.040 I left my wallet

01:10:02.640 Would you pay for this water for me by chance

01:10:03.940 Man hell no

01:10:05.220 You got money

01:10:05.740 Don't you

01:10:06.140 Hey would you pay for this water for me

01:10:07.880 I left my wallet

01:10:08.640 Okay sure

01:10:09.680 Oh

01:10:10.460 Listen

01:10:10.960 Okay sure

01:10:11.660 This is a

01:10:12.100 I like that reaction

01:10:12.980 So since you were going to pay for the water for me

01:10:15.900 Okay

01:10:16.200 I'm going to pay for all your groceries

01:10:17.180 You better shut up

01:10:18.380 Are you a single mom by chance

01:10:19.540 You better shut up

01:10:20.480 I am

01:10:20.680 How many kids do you have

01:10:21.440 Two

01:10:22.060 Really

01:10:22.740 This one and that one

01:10:24.000 Is it difficult at all

01:10:25.360 Or are you like

01:10:25.800 It is very difficult

01:10:26.960 Being a single mom

01:10:27.840 What are some of the biggest challenges or disadvantages

01:10:29.440 I mean with the pandemic and everything

01:10:32.040 It's just making ends meet

01:10:33.240 Us being here actually is their birthday present

01:10:36.680 Really

01:10:37.520 Yeah so

01:10:38.440 I went through a lot to save up

01:10:40.880 You know to make it

01:10:42.380 I'm not the family plan

01:10:43.700 That's it

01:10:44.060 392

01:10:44.880 Oh my goodness

01:10:46.600 And he pays for it

01:10:48.540 That's very nice

01:10:49.300 And if you're ever in a situation

01:10:50.680 Where someone is asking for like a weird favor

01:10:53.220 And you think there's people filming

01:10:54.920 You should just say yes

01:10:56.580 Because you're probably on some TikTok bit

01:10:58.420 Or a YouTube channel

01:10:59.460 And you're about to get $400 worth if you say yes

01:11:01.840 Yeah

01:11:02.220 Buy this water for you

01:11:03.800 And you look around

01:11:04.380 There's someone like 20 feet away

01:11:05.880 Going like this

01:11:06.640 Don't apply the same

01:11:08.800 It's not the same rules from the stunt

01:11:11.460 It's different rules

01:11:12.460 If you're in public

01:11:13.160 And you're getting filmed

01:11:14.080 From a secret filmer

01:11:15.760 From around the corner

01:11:17.040 Or a few feet away

01:11:18.040 You're about to be in a YouTube video

01:11:19.700 Do the right thing

01:11:20.460 And you'll get rewarded

01:11:21.200 Do the right thing

01:11:21.900 You see John Quinones

01:11:22.820 Hanging around the corner

01:11:24.080 Looking around

01:11:24.860 Yeah

01:11:25.320 I actually did this for someone last week

01:11:27.920 Yeah in real life

01:11:28.940 I bought someone's stuff

01:11:30.500 When they didn't have their wallet

01:11:31.580 At 7-Eleven

01:11:32.480 Huh

01:11:33.300 What were they trying to buy?

01:11:34.940 Like a snack

01:11:35.700 Diet Coke

01:11:36.220 Or like two Cokes

01:11:37.200 And like a stack

01:11:38.020 Guy was eating like shit

01:11:39.320 But I bought it for him

01:11:41.560 I mean it was like

01:11:42.280 He was about to do the

01:11:43.000 Leave it on the counter

01:11:43.720 March out

01:11:44.400 Like sad thing

01:11:45.340 And it was like six bucks

01:11:46.320 So I stepped up

01:11:47.840 Yeah

01:11:48.400 And that's good

01:11:49.000 And that's always good to do

01:11:50.560 Moving on

01:11:51.700 Cake Mardi Gras face

01:11:53.300 Cake Mardi Gras face

01:11:56.840 This is a lesson for everyone

01:11:59.300 Guys on Bourbon Street

01:12:01.300 Cake drop

01:12:02.880 Boom

01:12:03.780 Right into his face

01:12:04.940 Guys

01:12:05.840 We can apply this to our own lives

01:12:08.200 There is a cake

01:12:09.540 Being hurled at us

01:12:11.560 But

01:12:12.500 If we maintain

01:12:14.320 Our beliefs

01:12:15.300 And our morals

01:12:16.180 And our

01:12:16.920 And we create a strong community

01:12:19.180 That cake

01:12:20.580 Might hit us cake side first

01:12:22.740 If it hits the back side first

01:12:24.940 Where the cardboard is

01:12:25.740 That's like a

01:12:26.760 Eight pound cake

01:12:28.280 Chipped tooth

01:12:29.100 That's a chipped tooth

01:12:30.120 That's a potentially knockout

01:12:31.520 It jars your neck

01:12:32.440 Bloody nose

01:12:32.680 Bloody nose for sure

01:12:33.920 It would hurt

01:12:34.560 But I think

01:12:35.740 If we keep it 100

01:12:36.840 And we keep doing the right thing

01:12:38.300 That cake will hit us cake first

01:12:40.260 And that's all we can hope for

01:12:42.140 The cake's already been thrown

01:12:43.440 It's already hurling towards us

01:12:45.140 We're wise beyond your ears buddy

01:12:46.580 So

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