Fleccas Talks Podcast - EPISODE 023 CRINGE OF THE WEEK ｜ THE PROBLEM WITH CRENSHAW ｜ FLECCAS SHAVES HIS BEARD

00:00:00.220 All right, welcome back to Fleckis Talks the Podcast, episode 23.

00:00:04.220 Today on the show, things between Russia and Ukraine continue to escalate.

00:00:07.840 Am I rooting for Putin?

00:00:09.000 Today you're going to find out.

00:00:10.340 We have an absolutely nuts cringe of the week.

00:00:12.160 The groomers take the L this time.

00:00:14.180 We, once again, swing on Dan Crenshaw.

00:00:16.780 I know it's not for everyone, but we have to show the problem

00:00:19.120 with the way he and many other Republicans think.

00:00:21.860 Stay till the end for an uplifting gold section

00:00:23.740 and stay till the very end to watch Fleckis shave his beard.

00:00:27.580 All this and more is Fleckis Talks the Podcast, episode 23.

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00:00:42.720 But at the same time, words speak louder than actions

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00:00:59.420 Episode 23.

00:01:00.980 The Michael Jordan episode.

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00:01:06.780 Let's get into some housekeeping really quick

00:01:08.460 before we get into the show.

00:01:09.600 Got to take care of it before we start.

00:01:11.540 Absolutely.

00:01:12.160 Jerry the dog.

00:01:13.740 Yeah.

00:01:14.040 His birthday is coming up.

00:01:16.520 Any plans?

00:01:17.120 No.

00:01:17.540 And we're not going to do anything for it

00:01:19.220 because he's a dog.

00:01:20.800 And he doesn't know.

00:01:21.580 He has no concept of time.

00:01:22.640 No concept of time.

00:01:23.840 He's actually a complete idiot.

00:01:24.980 He's not getting a birthday party because he's not a kid.

00:01:29.120 Fair.

00:01:29.700 Maybe that's a controversial stance,

00:01:31.560 but that's kind of how I feel about having a dog.

00:01:34.720 It's not a child.

00:01:35.720 It's more of like an asset that I acquired.

00:01:38.800 Yeah.

00:01:39.020 No sticking a candle in a McDonald's cheeseburger for him

00:01:41.480 or anything.

00:01:41.820 Just so we can go like,

00:01:42.840 just gulp it down.

00:01:45.100 And not know what's happening.

00:01:46.280 So it's Jerry's birthday.

00:01:47.880 We're not doing any sort of celebration

00:01:49.360 or any sort of dog party

00:01:50.580 because I'm not going to do things

00:01:52.180 that you should do with your own child

00:01:54.200 because I don't have a child.

00:01:55.300 Yeah.

00:01:55.560 I'm not going to treat Jerry like my child

00:01:57.740 because that's a mistake.

00:01:59.300 Yeah.

00:01:59.820 Unpopular opinion.

00:02:00.880 He's not your fur baby.

00:02:01.540 No fur baby.

00:02:02.540 He's not your little gentleman.

00:02:04.440 Yeah.

00:02:04.740 He's kind of,

00:02:05.180 he's just an idiot.

00:02:06.820 But we like him.

00:02:08.040 Follow him on Instagram.

00:02:08.940 Wish him happy birthday

00:02:09.640 at Jerry the famous Roddy.

00:02:12.480 Moving on.

00:02:13.680 The,

00:02:14.040 I saw this beluga whale video.

00:02:15.500 This has gone viral.

00:02:16.500 Like every few months this goes viral.

00:02:17.900 And I actually wanted to edit this video in a way.

00:02:21.840 Here's the original

00:02:22.740 where the beluga whale brings the phone up to a girl.

00:02:26.080 She lost her phone.

00:02:26.920 The whale is nice.

00:02:28.220 And I want to just kind of edit this in a way

00:02:30.620 to show the problem with deceptive editing

00:02:32.860 and what's possible out there.

00:02:34.180 When we see a lot of these videos,

00:02:35.680 especially from like Ukraine and Russia,

00:02:37.340 it's hard to know what's real and what's not.

00:02:40.240 For example,

00:02:41.120 this is what the beluga whale situation

00:02:42.780 could also look like.

00:02:44.920 It's a girl shoving her phone in the beluga's mouth.

00:02:48.140 And it going under.

00:02:50.840 I know it's random.

00:02:52.220 This is also true.

00:02:53.140 Look at this.

00:02:53.800 This is a video

00:02:54.720 of kids getting pulled out of a fire,

00:02:57.100 which is great.

00:02:58.840 Play it in reverse.

00:03:00.440 And this fireman's doing a crime.

00:03:02.160 It's like the shoplifting videos

00:03:03.580 where it's in reverse

00:03:04.360 and then it's uplifting music.

00:03:05.540 Like these nice young men

00:03:06.840 restocked the Nike store.

00:03:09.380 Restocked the whole Nike store.

00:03:11.280 Exactly.

00:03:12.040 All right.

00:03:12.680 We're getting through housekeeping.

00:03:14.300 This is easy.

00:03:15.140 Housekeeping's nothing.

00:03:15.960 Housekeeping's easy.

00:03:16.740 It's just some things

00:03:17.340 we have to keep track of every week.

00:03:19.180 And it's some things

00:03:20.020 that I've realized in the week

00:03:21.040 that don't really have a place in the show.

00:03:23.420 Have you guys ever heard of Bueno Bars?

00:03:26.080 I have recently.

00:03:27.240 You have recently.

00:03:28.420 We're trying not to eat them that much,

00:03:29.880 but we got this random candy

00:03:32.180 from like 7-Eleven.

00:03:33.320 It's called Bueno Bars.

00:03:34.220 It is not an ad.

00:03:35.080 They do not want to be associated with the show.

00:03:36.760 I promise you that.

00:03:37.820 Cease and desist coming.

00:03:39.040 Yeah.

00:03:39.260 I don't know if it's Spanish

00:03:40.400 or Italian or what,

00:03:41.580 but these things are light,

00:03:43.420 crunchy,

00:03:44.360 velvety,

00:03:44.860 chocolatey,

00:03:45.600 smooth,

00:03:46.240 nice.

00:03:47.140 Highly recommend.

00:03:48.120 Try them out.

00:03:49.300 They're very good.

00:03:50.260 It's been the snack of choice.

00:03:51.380 It's been the snack of choice

00:03:52.360 the last few days.

00:03:54.180 What do you got going on

00:03:55.080 with your coffee there,

00:03:55.800 by the way?

00:03:56.660 I got,

00:03:57.240 this is,

00:03:57.560 well,

00:03:57.800 this is the correct color of coffee.

00:04:00.300 It's black.

00:04:00.560 That's what coffee should look like?

00:04:01.600 This is what coffee should look like.

00:04:02.740 Black,

00:04:03.240 nice ice cube.

00:04:04.820 In an old sugar-free Jell-O container

00:04:07.000 that you found on the kitchen sink.

00:04:09.140 In an old sugar-free Jell-O container

00:04:10.980 I found on the kitchen sink.

00:04:13.800 All right.

00:04:14.400 And that's it.

00:04:15.320 That's how much coffee I wanted.

00:04:15.900 So you're telling me how to drink coffee.

00:04:17.500 Well,

00:04:17.780 that's your situation.

00:04:18.380 I'm not trying to reuse glasses for one use.

00:04:20.700 I'm just going to use that and throw it away.

00:04:22.080 Maybe I use that twice and throw it away.

00:04:24.040 All right.

00:04:24.340 I don't like doing dishes.

00:04:25.960 Speaking of snacks I've been enjoying lately,

00:04:27.620 I've been trying to enjoy stuff.

00:04:29.080 And then every time I do,

00:04:30.180 like,

00:04:30.320 you know,

00:04:30.560 remember we used to have Diet Cokes on the table?

00:04:32.340 Of course.

00:04:32.560 And everyone says,

00:04:33.100 oh,

00:04:33.180 Diet Coke's bad for you.

00:04:34.100 You can't do it.

00:04:34.780 Spikes your insulin.

00:04:35.980 Chemicals.

00:04:36.820 Turns the frogs gay.

00:04:38.780 So that keeps happening to everything I enjoy

00:04:41.280 and think is like decent for me.

00:04:43.100 So lately I've been drinking,

00:04:44.880 like this last week,

00:04:45.680 I drank gallons of unsweetened iced tea.

00:04:48.520 Yeah.

00:04:48.900 He had a gallon of unsweetened iced tea

00:04:50.240 and he squirts lemon juice in it.

00:04:51.740 It's like a real.

00:04:52.800 And I think it's great

00:04:53.680 because it's like it's tea,

00:04:55.200 which is natural.

00:04:55.960 It's zero calories.

00:04:57.360 There's a little bit of caffeine in it.

00:04:59.360 And I've been just ripping that

00:05:00.580 instead of Diet Cokes.

00:05:01.840 So in the comments,

00:05:03.660 let me know how wrong that is.

00:05:05.660 And then I told him it's a diuretic.

00:05:07.920 There's caffeine in that.

00:05:09.060 So it's actually dehydrating you the whole time.

00:05:11.140 He didn't know that.

00:05:12.200 Yeah.

00:05:12.300 And then someone else came over and said,

00:05:13.920 oh yeah,

00:05:14.180 my dad used to have like a gallon of tea a day habit.

00:05:17.380 Then he got kidney stones.

00:05:19.380 So.

00:05:19.700 Yeah.

00:05:19.760 But that was for sweet tea.

00:05:21.140 This is unsweetened tea.

00:05:23.260 It's,

00:05:23.720 I guess,

00:05:24.140 not that good for me.

00:05:25.200 It's not hydrating me.

00:05:26.480 I can't enjoy anything.

00:05:28.260 Nothing's good.

00:05:29.380 There's no treats for me.

00:05:30.940 Yeah.

00:05:31.240 You're basically,

00:05:32.160 you're basically down to water,

00:05:34.240 chicken breast,

00:05:35.140 broccoli,

00:05:35.840 and the occasional Bueno bar.

00:05:37.420 Yeah,

00:05:37.780 exactly.

00:05:38.280 There's no,

00:05:38.600 there's no treats for me in this season of life.

00:05:41.540 Yeah.

00:05:42.240 So you're pretty depressed about that.

00:05:43.960 He's like,

00:05:44.260 he's discovering all these foods.

00:05:45.940 It's like,

00:05:46.180 oh,

00:05:46.360 that's bad in huge quantities.

00:05:47.860 He has no control over the huge quantities.

00:05:49.700 Yeah.

00:05:49.840 Like,

00:05:50.040 what can I have huge quantities of?

00:05:51.980 And it's fine.

00:05:52.940 And it's like just water with lemon.

00:05:55.200 So we need guilt-free.

00:05:57.820 Recommendations.

00:05:58.300 Large quantities.

00:05:58.880 Yeah.

00:05:59.060 If anybody has any recommendations,

00:06:00.740 your little hacks.

00:06:01.720 We've been ripping.

00:06:02.700 Because someone will recommend like a stevia type thing.

00:06:05.080 And then another person will be like,

00:06:06.360 that's killing you.

00:06:07.500 Yeah.

00:06:07.700 Your body thinks it's sugar.

00:06:09.180 Please.

00:06:09.780 Something good.

00:06:10.860 We're looking for a hack.

00:06:11.920 Because we do the sugar-free jellos too.

00:06:13.580 And it's like,

00:06:14.460 I don't know.

00:06:15.020 It's what?

00:06:15.360 Horse hooves.

00:06:16.140 People tell me.

00:06:16.920 Oh,

00:06:17.120 you eat horse hooves.

00:06:17.760 Gelatin,

00:06:18.300 aspartamine,

00:06:19.160 or whatever.

00:06:19.520 So there's nothing we can actually enjoy.

00:06:21.780 And then I had this like bad realization with Ratboy the other day,

00:06:25.380 talking about diets and exercise.

00:06:26.700 We're counting our calories.

00:06:28.260 And there's no way to lose weight without doing a calorie deficit.

00:06:31.920 It's a literal math equation.

00:06:34.300 Calories in,

00:06:35.040 calories out.

00:06:36.100 And I'm like,

00:06:36.700 well,

00:06:36.980 I'm burning more calories than usual.

00:06:38.740 I'm probably burning 2,500 a day.

00:06:40.740 If I'm doing these weighted vest walks,

00:06:42.340 that counts as blah,

00:06:43.320 blah,

00:06:43.460 blah.

00:06:43.940 And I'm like,

00:06:44.680 and then if I don't eat carbs,

00:06:46.200 I can eat as much steak and bacon and cheese as I want.

00:06:48.820 And Ratboy is like,

00:06:49.500 what?

00:06:50.080 You have to be under,

00:06:51.420 you have to be at a deficit.

00:06:52.700 It's got to be a deficit.

00:06:53.720 So that's what we're working on over here.

00:06:56.380 And it's not in enjoyable.

00:06:58.740 It's actually been the trend of the whole week is,

00:07:01.740 has not being able to enjoy anything that I used to enjoy.

00:07:05.680 And I had a playlist going in the background all week.

00:07:08.580 And while I was writing the script for the show and this week's playlist is

00:07:13.020 you're slowly becoming insane at the opera house.

00:07:17.540 That's,

00:07:18.180 that's the energy.

00:07:18.980 That's how I feel in real life.

00:07:20.240 I'm slowly going insane in this like circus playhouse where all these people

00:07:25.240 are just actors and Muppets and puppets.

00:07:27.640 But it's kind of different because in our lives,

00:07:29.640 we've stayed relatively the same flat with beliefs.

00:07:32.740 And then everything else is just going crazy around us.

00:07:35.080 So it's not really,

00:07:36.640 you're not really going insane.

00:07:38.560 People are trying to get you to go insane.

00:07:40.740 Yeah.

00:07:41.220 Is what it sounds like.

00:07:42.380 Exactly.

00:07:42.800 And you're letting that with the playlist,

00:07:44.480 you're letting it happen.

00:07:45.100 Yeah.

00:07:45.380 And I'm,

00:07:45.740 I'm entertaining the idea of going a little mad because we all go a little

00:07:49.900 mad sometimes.

00:07:50.880 Yeah.

00:07:51.020 You're going to shave your beard.

00:07:52.240 I'm going to shave my beard at the end of the episode.

00:07:53.580 Make sure you stay till the end for that.

00:07:54.720 Cause that's,

00:07:55.420 I'm going to hold you to that.

00:07:56.400 That's real.

00:07:57.280 And that's happening.

00:07:58.820 Um,

00:07:59.320 the last thing of housekeeping,

00:08:00.480 we're getting into the show.

00:08:02.340 Uh,

00:08:02.920 Rappaway and I just watched scream.

00:08:05.080 Yeah.

00:08:05.420 The remake,

00:08:06.100 the new one,

00:08:06.900 the remake guys to get a call from scream.

00:08:10.800 He goes,

00:08:11.060 hello.

00:08:11.680 Hello,

00:08:12.000 Cindy.

00:08:12.940 Do you want to die tonight?

00:08:14.120 And then the girl says something back and then she's like,

00:08:16.940 Oh,

00:08:17.100 all the doors are locked.

00:08:18.120 Like you can't get me.

00:08:19.040 And then he's like,

00:08:19.840 I'm already in the house.

00:08:20.900 And then boom stabs her.

00:08:23.160 But it's like,

00:08:23.860 don't you hear him two feet away?

00:08:26.020 How much ground can he,

00:08:27.440 can he cover?

00:08:28.280 Is your room like a podcast studio in every room?

00:08:31.180 You can't hear anything moving.

00:08:32.800 It's like,

00:08:33.240 hello,

00:08:33.600 Sydney.

00:08:33.860 I'd be like,

00:08:35.580 uh,

00:08:35.980 say that again.

00:08:36.720 Who is this?

00:08:39.700 He's in the closet,

00:08:41.040 the closet.

00:08:41.900 So here's how scream.

00:08:43.460 He's wearing wrestling shoes and his closing speed is like,

00:08:46.220 how do you never hear him?

00:08:48.760 Yeah.

00:08:49.000 How do you never hear him is the question.

00:08:51.580 Um,

00:08:52.100 so here's how a screen would go down in my mind.

00:08:55.200 Okay.

00:08:55.480 Piece of shit.

00:09:12.480 Hello.

00:09:20.600 Hello,

00:09:20.960 Fleckus.

00:09:22.680 You're gonna die tonight.

00:09:24.780 What was that?

00:09:25.740 What was that?

00:09:26.560 I said,

00:09:27.240 hello,

00:09:27.860 Fleckus.

00:09:32.120 I hear you in there.

00:09:33.480 you're going to die.

00:09:38.180 Stay back.

00:09:39.080 My life is in danger.

00:09:40.560 You're going to die tonight.

00:09:46.040 I almost broke this shit.

00:09:47.760 Good.

00:09:48.300 I can't see anything.

00:09:49.160 So yeah,

00:09:49.460 that pretty much solves it.

00:09:51.040 Scream is not an issue for capable people like us.

00:09:54.880 Scream is interesting.

00:09:55.680 Cause it's one guy with a knife and wearing a mask.

00:09:58.900 And he can't even,

00:09:59.420 how can you,

00:09:59.800 you can't even see out of that.

00:10:00.800 He goes like 10 and O on the movie 10 and O.

00:10:03.340 Nobody stops him.

00:10:04.420 Yeah.

00:10:04.780 He just slashed everybody.

00:10:06.080 How does no one,

00:10:07.460 how does he see out of the mask?

00:10:08.840 A lot of times he's chasing people at night.

00:10:10.560 Why don't you just be like,

00:10:12.340 like,

00:10:13.460 yeah,

00:10:13.900 you know,

00:10:15.060 it doesn't make sense.

00:10:16.300 We can go into the inaccuracies of horror movies all day.

00:10:20.000 I think we're going to get satisfied.

00:10:21.580 We're not going to get satisfied.

00:10:22.880 Let's move on.

00:10:23.940 Let's get into some good cringe of the week.

00:10:25.600 Okay.

00:10:25.900 Let's start this episode off with some good cringe of the week.

00:10:28.560 Let's see what the freaks are up to.

00:10:29.680 So let's see what they're up to.

00:10:31.540 First,

00:10:31.960 let's do an easy one.

00:10:32.760 I saw there was a non-binary pride shirt that came out.

00:10:36.720 Oh yeah.

00:10:37.200 I think Matt Walsh tweeted this.

00:10:38.540 Yeah.

00:10:38.740 The guys from Babylon B did too.

00:10:40.240 The Babylon B guys did.

00:10:41.360 And it's funny because the non-binary shirt come in male and female sizes.

00:10:46.400 Which is what?

00:10:48.060 Binary?

00:10:48.560 Pretty binary.

00:10:49.340 Yeah.

00:10:49.680 That's an if or.

00:10:50.980 Yeah.

00:10:51.420 It's one or the other.

00:10:52.740 And even if you give them that credit and say, okay, you're non-binary, doesn't non-binary

00:10:58.920 mean that you're not binary and the choices are binary or not binary?

00:11:04.300 And then it puts yourself back onto a binary scale.

00:11:07.120 Yeah.

00:11:07.740 I get they're suffering.

00:11:09.280 The non-binary people are suffering.

00:11:10.920 It's hard to make sense of all this.

00:11:13.020 And now I kind of understand the confusion on their part because it doesn't, their world

00:11:16.840 doesn't make sense.

00:11:17.740 My favorite too, is the non-binary pride flag men's shirt.

00:11:20.900 And it's like a fit guy with big arms.

00:11:22.620 And it's like, yeah, it's not going to look like that guys.

00:11:25.400 Yeah.

00:11:25.480 You could just use the girl size.

00:11:26.880 And the cute girl with like long brown hair and no tattoos.

00:11:30.600 Yeah.

00:11:31.080 Yeah.

00:11:31.260 This isn't your target demo guys.

00:11:33.360 Yeah.

00:11:33.740 The boys can use the girl sizes and then the girls can use the boy sizes for the non-binary

00:11:38.640 stuff.

00:11:39.040 If I had to guess.

00:11:40.680 Moving on.

00:11:41.400 Uh, the, there was a big, uh, DeSantis pushback this week because Florida is passing the don't

00:11:47.700 say gay bill.

00:11:48.620 And then to protest it, all of the Democrats were pretending that it's some attack on the

00:11:54.620 LGBT and they just started saying gay all the time.

00:11:58.120 Because we boiled it down to don't say gay.

00:12:00.340 So now we're going to say it.

00:12:01.760 Yeah.

00:12:01.980 It's like you oppressed yourself.

00:12:03.680 And as if that's like what, as if everyone else is like, don't say it.

00:12:07.800 Like you just completely like straw man, the whole thing.

00:12:11.040 And here's, here's what they're up to.

00:12:12.680 Don't say it.

00:12:13.780 Don't say it.

00:12:15.500 Gay.

00:12:16.600 I said it.

00:12:18.620 Gay.

00:12:20.220 Gay.

00:12:21.040 Gay.

00:12:22.060 Gay.

00:12:22.860 Gay.

00:12:24.400 Gay.

00:12:25.460 Gay.

00:12:26.060 I'm going to say it.

00:12:27.920 Gay.

00:12:29.200 Gay.

00:12:30.160 Gay.

00:12:31.060 Gay.

00:12:31.900 Gay.

00:12:33.260 Gay.

00:12:34.600 Gay.

00:12:35.160 Gay.

00:12:37.800 Gay.

00:12:39.400 Gay.

00:12:42.120 Gay.

00:12:43.240 Gay.

00:12:44.800 Gay.

00:12:46.000 Gay.

00:12:47.160 Gay.

00:12:47.800 Jerry, give me a kiss.

00:12:50.320 Gay.

00:12:50.900 Yeah.

00:12:51.160 I didn't really understand the prompt.

00:12:52.580 There's a lot of reasons to say gay these days.

00:12:54.720 That's what I thought it meant.

00:12:55.800 Like, oh yeah.

00:12:56.340 Like, what would you say gay about?

00:12:57.940 And I guess I didn't understand the prompt.

00:12:59.780 Yeah.

00:13:00.280 Well, that's our interpretation of it.

00:13:02.060 Our interpretation.

00:13:02.700 It's not offensive.

00:13:03.620 It's free speech.

00:13:04.320 And I'm sorry if you're offended by it.

00:13:05.960 But isn't that so childish that they boil it down to like, don't say gay.

00:13:09.880 They brand it something.

00:13:11.160 And then it's just people saying, gay.

00:13:13.340 Yeah.

00:13:13.980 Mark Hamill tweeted, gay, gay, gay, gay, gay.

00:13:17.060 Like a hundred times.

00:13:17.920 It's like, we know, dude.

00:13:18.860 We've seen your Twitter for the last ten months.

00:13:21.320 Yeah.

00:13:21.700 Like, we're aware.

00:13:22.520 You're saying it plenty.

00:13:23.920 Yeah.

00:13:24.280 And it's funny because they pretend it's about like attacking LGBT people or whatever.

00:13:29.140 And then DeSantis really cleared it up and said, why don't you be honest about what the bill is saying?

00:13:34.600 It's to stop pre-K to third grade students from learning about sexuality, LGBT stuff in general.

00:13:42.920 And everyone's pretending that he's some horrible guy.

00:13:45.740 But we're kind of like getting far from the point where it's like, why do you want to teach five-year-olds about sex so bad?

00:13:52.560 Who generally wants to talk to five to seven-year-olds about sex stuff?

00:13:59.000 Is it the good people or is it the bad people?

00:14:02.440 Like, you would have to have a very specific reason in your mind to drive you to do that.

00:14:07.200 Everybody else is just like, oh, you know, that's kind of a parent issue, something they'll do in their home.

00:14:11.460 But you have to have something deep-rooted in here, like driving you to do that.

00:14:16.000 Exactly.

00:14:16.600 And then if you're a deep-rooted, intense person who's got a drive to teach five-year-olds.

00:14:21.100 Highly motivated.

00:14:21.420 Yeah, if you're highly motivated to teach five-year-olds about sex, then you're biased and you shouldn't be doing it.

00:14:26.780 Yeah, that's who we should not hear from.

00:14:28.640 It's disqualifying.

00:14:29.960 And so you shouldn't even be speaking to these kids is my thought.

00:14:32.940 Exactly.

00:14:33.540 And John Doyle had a great point about this.

00:14:35.640 He said heterosexual people reproduce and have children.

00:14:39.520 Homosexual people reproduce by grooming children, which makes total sense.

00:14:43.720 And we're going to see that in our next example of Cringe of the Week.

00:14:47.380 Look at this summer camp.

00:14:48.420 I have it labeled summer camp pedo.

00:14:50.840 Pregnancy's jail.

00:14:52.620 I have it labeled pervert masturbator.

00:14:57.800 So those are our takes on it.

00:14:59.680 Yeah.

00:15:00.140 Not to bias you or something.

00:15:02.000 You be the judge.

00:15:02.880 That's how we should.

00:15:04.120 You know, like get down with yourself.

00:15:05.960 Explore your own body.

00:15:07.000 Masturbation is really healthy and I recommend it to people of all ages, all ages.

00:15:13.460 As soon as my nephews could talk, they were doing that.

00:15:16.400 That's what they were doing.

00:15:17.360 Kids touch themselves.

00:15:19.660 Kids start to ask questions and we teach them the language for their bodies, right?

00:15:24.780 All right.

00:15:24.960 That's enough.

00:15:25.640 I feel like we're going to get in trouble.

00:15:26.780 This is like a southern lady.

00:15:28.740 Yeah.

00:15:29.100 Isn't that so weird?

00:15:32.000 You're talking to your nephews about masturbating?

00:15:36.120 As soon as they could talk.

00:15:37.700 Yeah.

00:15:38.180 No, you say don't touch that.

00:15:39.660 Those are your private parts.

00:15:40.820 And then they figure it out later when they start getting testosterone and they hit puberty.

00:15:44.820 Yeah.

00:15:45.560 What are you talking about?

00:15:46.580 That's an easy jail situation in my mind.

00:15:49.280 It's like, oh, yeah, this is your views.

00:15:50.780 Have you ever gone about, you know, explaining this to people and acted on them?

00:15:54.720 Oh, you do?

00:15:54.980 So who have you talked to?

00:15:55.680 This is like you write down a report.

00:15:57.340 So which kids have you talked to?

00:15:58.560 Because we need to go interview them because you're possibly a wanted criminal.

00:16:02.240 Yeah.

00:16:02.480 You're 100% a wanted criminal.

00:16:05.180 You may have just broken 50 laws.

00:16:06.980 I don't know what state you're in.

00:16:08.260 Yeah.

00:16:08.960 And that's one of the things, too, is these people feel so comfortable just talking to a camera.

00:16:13.160 Means TV about, like, grooming kids and nephews.

00:16:16.580 All ages should masturbate.

00:16:19.020 And she really reinforced all ages.

00:16:21.640 It's like, that's the problem part, lady.

00:16:23.840 You were saying middle school and high school.

00:16:25.900 And so, you know, we have to explain before they do it themselves.

00:16:28.460 You're saying all ages as soon as they could talk.

00:16:31.200 That's like, that's the part you usually hide.

00:16:33.820 Let them get to, like, grammar first.

00:16:36.620 Let them get to more than 25 words first as soon as they can talk.

00:16:40.760 This is just like the trend.

00:16:42.040 So there's also, I have labeled groomer Rachel Maddow.

00:16:45.800 Yeah, let's get to her.

00:16:46.780 Let's get to her.

00:16:47.720 Let's get to they.

00:16:49.180 Yeah, I shouldn't.

00:16:50.440 I shouldn't assume.

00:16:51.880 Do you want a super easy and trick question to exploring gender identity with your kids?

00:16:55.880 Try this.

00:16:56.960 Do you sometimes feel more like a girl or more like a boy or maybe even both or neither?

00:17:02.040 So that's like just a little quick clip.

00:17:06.140 But the mindset there is the problem.

00:17:09.440 People think they're doing a nice thing.

00:17:10.960 They're doing a good job.

00:17:11.820 Oh, I'm listening to my child and letting them decide who they want to be.

00:17:15.280 And that sounds good if you're like a stupid idiot.

00:17:17.920 Yeah.

00:17:18.300 Because you're like, oh, I'm being fair.

00:17:19.920 And like it's a blank canvas and kids can be free to be themselves.

00:17:22.780 But kids need structure based in truth.

00:17:25.060 They just got to the planet.

00:17:26.300 They don't know how the world works.

00:17:27.640 And when mom says, oh, you can do whatever you want, be whatever you want, they're going

00:17:31.420 to go, OK, what do I have to work with?

00:17:33.140 And all they have is what they know, which is nothing.

00:17:35.340 And then the dad in the situation is probably wearing a mask and watching pornography.

00:17:39.700 The dad is MIA.

00:17:41.000 And then now the mom, who's a stupid idiot, is leading the leading the charge.

00:17:45.620 And she's having these kids make decisions that are actually bad because they don't know

00:17:49.340 anything.

00:17:50.400 And yeah, and they also said, do you feel like a boy or feel like a girl?

00:17:54.120 It's like, I've been alive for seven years.

00:17:56.440 Because I don't know what feeling like a girl is.

00:17:59.400 If you asked any of your kids, if say they're under five years old, are you a girl or a boy

00:18:04.620 today?

00:18:04.960 I think it's like 50-50.

00:18:06.420 If it's a boy, they'll go, girl.

00:18:08.360 And then it's like, what?

00:18:09.680 Yeah.

00:18:09.960 Just because they don't even know.

00:18:11.500 Are you a boy or a girl?

00:18:12.420 They'll say, I'm a girl.

00:18:13.620 Or they're half listening.

00:18:14.740 They don't care.

00:18:15.440 They don't even know what you're asking.

00:18:16.900 And then you're like, ooh, we have to act on that.

00:18:18.800 And that these are the people that are, you know, making decisions and wanting to be in charge.

00:18:23.440 They're really coming for the kids.

00:18:24.880 Nice haircut, lady.

00:18:25.740 Thank you for identifying yourself for us.

00:18:27.900 Yeah.

00:18:28.280 So, so far in Cringe of the Week, we've covered how people are grooming the kids.

00:18:32.200 And I think the attitude towards children is a very, is very much a sign of how society

00:18:38.800 is and what direction it's going trajectory wise.

00:18:42.180 So, obviously, when you're grooming kids to be sexual beings at a young age.

00:18:48.040 Like sexually aware or whatever.

00:18:49.500 Yeah, sexually aware, gender confusion.

00:18:51.540 Obviously, that's bad.

00:18:52.800 And what's also equally bad in my mind is the desensitizing of abortion and what abortion is.

00:19:00.000 Literally murdering the unborn.

00:19:01.200 So, look at this tweet from this old, horrible woman about people who are protesting at Planned

00:19:07.160 Parenthood.

00:19:07.940 All right.

00:19:08.680 Woman outside Planned Parenthood with a sign yesterday that read, please don't abort.

00:19:13.520 We've been trying to start a family for four years.

00:19:15.580 We will adopt your baby.

00:19:17.180 Want to know what I do when I see one of those signs?

00:19:19.640 I pull in and park.

00:19:20.860 I ask the sign holder their name.

00:19:22.320 I go inside and pay for a stranger's abortion in their honor.

00:19:25.940 I have that printed on the donation receipt.

00:19:29.020 I give it to them on the way back to my car.

00:19:31.100 People who think that just because they're infertile, others owe them not just pregnancy,

00:19:36.020 labor, childbirth, but also their freaking flesh and blood make me physically ill.

00:19:40.920 That's a level of entitlement I can't even wrap my head around.

00:19:43.440 And those are people who should take a freaking hint from the universe that made them because

00:19:47.600 they aren't fit to parent anyone.

00:19:49.400 And it's just like some old, like Barbara looking type lady with gray hair.

00:19:54.420 Horrible lady, a horrible view on what children are.

00:19:57.700 And it's like abortion.

00:19:59.160 And that's what we said before about like the trajectory of society, like what direction

00:20:02.160 society going like abortion used to be something that had some shame around it.

00:20:06.700 It was like the solemn thing that was like you do it and it's safe and it's rare and we

00:20:11.900 don't want to be, you know, not encouraged, not encouraged.

00:20:15.740 Don't get in the habit of doing it.

00:20:17.060 If you did it, it's kind of embarrassing and shameful.

00:20:19.400 You know, as it should be.

00:20:20.960 And now it's like we're shouting our abortions.

00:20:23.920 We're cheering them on.

00:20:25.060 We're buying them for people.

00:20:26.500 We're buying them for people in the name of someone who's trying to have their own kid

00:20:30.700 and can't.

00:20:31.580 And it just kind of shows where society is headed.

00:20:34.440 This lady thinks she owned like she, oh, I owned like, look at me, like pat me on the

00:20:39.100 back.

00:20:39.400 I pay for someone's abortion.

00:20:41.300 And then, oh, they're, they're entitled and asking for a kid.

00:20:43.740 It's like, these people are pleading.

00:20:44.880 Yeah.

00:20:45.520 These people are begging, hey, we want a kid so bad.

00:20:48.300 Don't destroy a human life because you, you know, were sexually irresponsible and got

00:20:54.040 pregnant.

00:20:55.160 But now it's, you know, that, that the, the people protesting at Planned Parenthood, the

00:20:59.280 people pleading for a kid or the problem.

00:21:01.380 And it's like so backwards and I'm, I've been talking to Richard Rappauy about this.

00:21:05.520 I'm like, how do we solve this?

00:21:07.860 And the answer is toxic masculinity.

00:21:10.960 Yeah.

00:21:11.740 Toxic masculinity in the left's mind is this horrible thing, but it's like, it's like the

00:21:16.200 only thing right now that could actually solve this.

00:21:18.260 We just need men to say, no, we're not doing that.

00:21:21.300 And they can get mad and, oh, you're hateful.

00:21:23.460 You're anti-LGBT.

00:21:24.660 You're misogynist.

00:21:26.220 It doesn't matter.

00:21:27.240 Name calling is literally over for toxic masculinity.

00:21:30.200 It's done.

00:21:31.240 We're not doing it and that's it.

00:21:33.420 And people can get mad and that's kind of the stand that hasn't been taken.

00:21:37.440 Unfortunately, people aren't willing to say the hard truth because they're scared of the

00:21:41.340 backlash, but the people you're getting backlash from are literally doing the devil's biddings

00:21:45.540 and working for Satan.

00:21:47.760 That's yeah.

00:21:48.540 So, so it's depressing.

00:21:52.060 Cringe of the week this week is a sad one, but exposing the groomers and these horrible LGBT

00:21:57.340 teachers every week, I think goes a long way and it's important.

00:22:01.340 This stuff is contagious too.

00:22:02.880 Like, and, uh, I, we always mentioned this point, but these people are so comfortable hopping

00:22:08.160 on camera and talking about grooming kids.

00:22:10.660 Like that first woman who we played.

00:22:12.560 Could you imagine if that was like a really creepy, ugly looking man talking about that?

00:22:17.680 Oh, I recommend my nieces masturbate.

00:22:20.080 Oh yeah.

00:22:20.980 Like, obviously that's what about ism, but it's insane.

00:22:26.140 I'm sure we can find some weird guys making that argument too.

00:22:29.360 That's next.

00:22:29.920 And then we'll be calling the police on them.

00:22:32.180 Like a lot of these people, you need to interview the kids and like show them a doll and be like,

00:22:36.440 did anybody touch you?

00:22:37.880 Yeah.

00:22:38.180 Cause this is a groomer level stuff and, uh, it needs to stop.

00:22:42.020 And, uh, thank God for Ron DeSantis and those type of people because.

00:22:47.440 Yeah.

00:22:48.300 And it's just, we'll have people that are joined the Ron DeSantis types, uh, in like an

00:22:52.420 alliance and there'll be certain States where you can be comfortable to send your kids to

00:22:56.360 public school where no one's going to teach them how to masturbate or that they're a girl

00:23:00.160 if they're a boy and they're not going to come home and you're not gonna have to fight

00:23:03.140 any battles for the soul of your child because some idiot Muppet is trying to subvert them

00:23:09.940 and do the devil's biddings.

00:23:10.980 Well, and then we always say this, it's like you're the kid gets radicalized a little bit

00:23:16.080 with the trans or gender or binary stuff by the internet.

00:23:18.980 The parents have no idea it's happening.

00:23:21.240 And then the teacher runs interference on it by starting to call them they, or starting

00:23:25.960 to do enable it in some way without telling the parent.

00:23:29.400 And, uh, that should be illegal in all 50 States.

00:23:32.080 Absolutely.

00:23:32.740 So ready to move on from cringe of the week.

00:23:34.480 Sure.

00:23:35.020 All right.

00:23:35.380 We're getting into the Dan Crenshaw swing section.

00:23:38.860 I know this is not everyone's favorite part of the episode.

00:23:42.080 So for those people who don't like it, uh, we actually have timestamps now at the bottom

00:23:47.540 over here on the bottom of the screen, we have timestamps so you can skip ahead to the

00:23:51.760 Ukraine take.

00:23:52.480 You're probably not going to like, we already told you about the Bueno bars.

00:23:55.580 So the show is pretty much over.

00:23:57.040 If you don't like the Dan Crenshaw swing part, the show's pretty much where he shaves his

00:24:01.620 beard.

00:24:01.900 Yeah.

00:24:02.140 Skip to the very end where I shave my beard.

00:24:05.180 Well, I said this about Dan Crenshaw.

00:24:06.820 It's like Fleckis obviously likes hammering Crenshaw, but this is, uh, like representative

00:24:13.240 of the way a lot of people think.

00:24:14.880 So this is not just Dan Crenshaw.

00:24:17.380 This is like the rhino warmongering, Lindsey Graham types, the Republicans who want to go

00:24:22.320 on TV and say that we need to do X, Y, Z and spend $40 billion in Ukraine, you know?

00:24:27.740 Exactly.

00:24:28.200 And there's a whole generation of the John McCain types, the Lindsey Graham types, the

00:24:32.400 Mitt Romney types.

00:24:33.340 And those are a problem.

00:24:34.520 And those are very obvious.

00:24:35.800 Everyone knows that everyone passes that, you know, rhino litmus test.

00:24:39.400 But the problem in my mind is the next generation of rhinos that is rising to power.

00:24:44.680 Now we have to nip it in the bud a little bit.

00:24:47.200 Yeah.

00:24:47.720 So here's why I'm mad at Dan Crenshaw this week.

00:24:50.240 Dan Crenshaw had a very, very busy week on social media.

00:24:53.220 Like he always does Twitter and Instagram.

00:24:55.660 He's been hammering it.

00:24:57.380 Here's the first thing that made me very mad.

00:25:00.320 Remember this SNL sketch where the people on SNL did this whole bit about like how masks

00:25:05.380 don't work and coat, you know, COVID's over and the mask never worked and the vaccine.

00:25:10.740 And they basically just like, they all do this.

00:25:12.860 Yeah.

00:25:13.360 Like they act shocked.

00:25:14.380 Like the mask never worked.

00:25:16.340 Exactly.

00:25:16.780 So they're doing like this bit, which basically was like tongue in cheek admitting they.

00:25:22.300 We botched it.

00:25:23.140 They botched it.

00:25:24.120 They knew the whole time that, you know, the mask didn't work.

00:25:27.160 And now they're kind of like making a joke about it to make it more palatable for the

00:25:31.340 normies.

00:25:32.200 Yeah.

00:25:32.600 So Dan Crenshaw posts this sketch and he says, oh, it's hilarious.

00:25:37.260 SNL is about two years late to the party, but we'll take it.

00:25:40.280 This is actually pretty funny.

00:25:42.040 Two years late, but we'll take it.

00:25:44.640 We'll take it.

00:25:45.580 That's the problem, Dan.

00:25:47.220 Our elected officials got manipulated.

00:25:49.920 The people got played.

00:25:51.380 And now they say, oh, we'll take it.

00:25:53.700 No, Dan, we don't want to take it.

00:25:55.260 We don't want to elect people that are just going to take it.

00:25:57.300 That's the whole thing that got us here.

00:25:59.340 Suicides, mental health crisis, kids who are way behind on speech development.

00:26:03.900 But we'll take it.

00:26:05.140 Yeah.

00:26:05.280 They shut down our businesses.

00:26:06.820 They made it up.

00:26:07.520 People get vaccinated.

00:26:09.020 The kids got messed up.

00:26:10.520 Everyone.

00:26:10.800 Kids are still wearing a mask.

00:26:12.280 A lot are.

00:26:13.300 A lot are.

00:26:13.720 Still happening.

00:26:14.240 But we'll take it.

00:26:15.280 We'll take it.

00:26:16.080 SNL is coming around.

00:26:16.920 We'll take it.

00:26:17.580 And that's the problem with Dan because he likes to go on SNL and he likes to be accepted

00:26:21.200 by the left.

00:26:22.220 Loves Pete Davidson apologizing to him.

00:26:23.980 Pete Davidson apologizing.

00:26:25.320 He goes on Trevor Noah.

00:26:26.620 He wants the left to accept him.

00:26:28.500 And that's the problem in my mind.

00:26:30.620 Here's another one.

00:26:31.480 Here's another.

00:26:32.000 Here's another example.

00:26:33.800 He tweeted about Joe Biden seeking the answers in Delaware.

00:26:37.960 It says, why does Joe Biden think all the answers are always in Delaware?

00:26:42.780 Dan, do you think Joe Biden's trying to find the answers?

00:26:46.260 Do you think he's stupid and trying his best?

00:26:48.740 No, Dan.

00:26:49.740 Joe Biden's stupid and trying his worst.

00:26:52.520 He has negative intentions.

00:26:54.140 Exactly.

00:26:54.880 Why is Joe Biden going to Delaware?

00:26:56.880 Doesn't he want to help America?

00:26:58.300 I don't know, Dan.

00:26:59.100 He's probably going to Delaware so he can take meetings with people that aren't on public

00:27:02.200 record because they don't happen at the White House.

00:27:03.780 If I had to guess, that's probably why he's going to Delaware, Dan.

00:27:07.840 Oh, I just don't get it.

00:27:09.280 Well, does he want to help?

00:27:10.800 It's not just incompetence.

00:27:12.420 Exactly.

00:27:13.020 It's like, it's like, here are the things I care about.

00:27:16.120 So if it was, if it was just incompetence, he would shut down Russian oil importing to

00:27:23.140 America and then he'd do a little bit, you know, he'd be like, okay, let's get that

00:27:27.200 pipeline back up or he'd do half a job.

00:27:29.800 But when you cut off Russian oil and then don't do anything to backfill it for the

00:27:35.240 demand.

00:27:35.980 Yeah.

00:27:36.380 Why, why doesn't he just turn on the Keystone pipeline?

00:27:38.540 It would only take 30 minutes.

00:27:40.220 Yeah, Dan, say it again.

00:27:41.960 Why doesn't he turn on the Keystone pipeline?

00:27:43.920 It'll only take 30 minutes.

00:27:45.780 You keep attributing good motives to the people.

00:27:48.620 Do you think Kamala Harris and Joe Biden are trying the best to help America?

00:27:52.960 No, by a lot.

00:27:54.160 The answer is no by a lot.

00:27:55.460 Yeah, they're definitely 100% not.

00:27:57.540 And then at the end of the day, the problem with certain types of Republicans like Dan

00:28:02.060 Crenshaw is they don't see it as a battle of good versus evil.

00:28:06.260 He keeps attributing these motives like Joe Biden's trying his best, but he can't figure

00:28:10.320 it out.

00:28:10.660 If only he'd see your tweets, Dan, then Joe Biden would know what to do.

00:28:14.220 We're attributing these good motives and that's 100% the problem.

00:28:18.060 It's good versus evil.

00:28:19.240 And if you don't see it that way, at a certain point, it becomes disqualifying.

00:28:23.180 And if it continues on, you basically become complicit.

00:28:26.260 You're part of the bad guys.

00:28:27.900 So that's what I think is the huge problem.

00:28:30.240 It's good versus evil.

00:28:31.720 And Dan Crenshaw doesn't see it that way.

00:28:33.660 He keeps pretending Joe Biden is trying his best when we know he's not.

00:28:37.560 And when you do it that way, you become a pawn in the globalist agenda and the George

00:28:42.380 Soros of the world and the WEFs.

00:28:45.240 All these people will use you as a Muppet.

00:28:48.020 They're going to put their hand up your butt.

00:28:49.620 They're going to grab your mouth and they're going to go like this.

00:28:52.160 And that's what they basically do to Dan Crenshaw.

00:28:53.880 And it's frustrating.

00:28:55.620 Yeah.

00:28:55.940 And so I think that's just the framing of his logic.

00:28:59.240 It's you have to pay attention to it.

00:29:01.180 It's like, why wouldn't Joe Biden do this?

00:29:03.120 It's like, yeah, Dan, it's obvious.

00:29:04.800 He should be doing this, but he won't.

00:29:07.260 So he doesn't care about the bottom line affecting Americans.

00:29:10.020 Like Dan had the other tweet.

00:29:11.220 We import 595,000 barrels of oil per day from Russia before Joe Biden obviously put the

00:29:17.380 stop on that.

00:29:18.220 The Keystone XL pipeline would have produced 830K barrels per day.

00:29:22.020 So almost twice as much or, you know, 150 percent.

00:29:25.820 Relying on Russian oil is a choice and it's a stupid one.

00:29:29.460 Yeah.

00:29:30.160 Yeah, Dan.

00:29:31.160 Joe Biden for a second was funding both sides of the war, Dan.

00:29:34.760 Oh, why would he do that?

00:29:36.540 We have to help America.

00:29:37.520 America, it's getting annoying.

00:29:40.200 It's getting annoying when these people attribute good motives to the people in charge.

00:29:44.920 Kamala Harris, Joe Biden, Chuck Schumer, Jerry Nadler, Nancy Pelosi.

00:29:51.280 These people don't have America's best interest.

00:29:53.940 They spent the last 50 years hollowing this country out from the inside out, middle class

00:29:58.700 out.

00:29:59.520 And now Dan Crenshaw is wondering what happened.

00:30:01.940 Why?

00:30:02.480 Well, if only Joe Biden would read my tweets, he'd know exactly what to do.

00:30:06.020 Oh, Dan, you're so close, buddy.

00:30:08.700 Yeah.

00:30:08.840 Well, the Democrats, they're never going to do anything like they don't.

00:30:12.100 This gas crisis going on right now shows you how little they'll ever do.

00:30:16.320 Like this is the gas price crisis.

00:30:19.400 Right.

00:30:20.020 And they're not even willing to do anything.

00:30:21.900 There's a moratorium on leases, oil leases for federal land right now.

00:30:26.380 That's no change there.

00:30:27.920 Keystone pipeline, no change there.

00:30:29.380 So if they won't do anything for American energy independence now at the peak of the

00:30:34.580 crisis, when we just did, when we just turned off Russian oil to America, they'll never

00:30:41.000 do it.

00:30:41.520 You know, like it'll never happen.

00:30:43.580 So the Democrat is never going to be the party of American energy independence.

00:30:47.000 And I just hope people can see that now because.

00:30:49.580 And which is the key to American prosperity.

00:30:52.020 It's just becoming energy independent.

00:30:53.880 You can even export oil.

00:30:55.120 And then we just kind of control our own destiny.

00:30:57.540 And we can export oil to Europe.

00:30:59.160 So Europe or natural gas, at least.

00:31:01.480 So Europe is less dependent on Russia because, again, Joe Biden turned off Russian oil to

00:31:06.860 America.

00:31:08.240 But guess who's still buying it?

00:31:10.020 Europe.

00:31:10.580 Yep.

00:31:11.020 So Europe has no other choice.

00:31:12.580 So America is on our island out here suffering with our gas prices with no domestic, you know,

00:31:19.340 counterside to it to counter the drop in supply.

00:31:22.480 And it's just we're alone.

00:31:24.640 We're suffering alone, you know.

00:31:26.520 So, oh, it's America's job to punish Russians and our own citizens.

00:31:31.800 Yeah.

00:31:32.280 While Europe just continues to, you know, pipeline oil directly from Russia into Germany.

00:31:37.640 Exactly.

00:31:38.320 It's good versus evil, Dan.

00:31:39.580 It's time to start figuring that out.

00:31:41.240 It's time to start realizing that.

00:31:42.860 Yeah.

00:31:43.100 It's very obvious to pretty much everyone else.

00:31:45.620 Ask your donors.

00:31:46.640 Yeah.

00:31:46.960 And if it's not obvious, if it's not obvious to you, Dan, at a certain point, we start to

00:31:50.960 question your motives and your agenda because it starts to line up with the people who are

00:31:55.800 deceiving us.

00:31:56.560 Okay.

00:31:56.860 Let's get into some, let's get into some Ukraine stuff that you, there's like a litmus test

00:32:01.100 now where it's like, you can tell who is based.

00:32:03.700 Speaking of Dan Crenshaw, who is based and who is not.

00:32:06.720 We start with COVID, with masks, the vaccine, most conservatives by the end kind of figured

00:32:11.360 it out.

00:32:12.520 Election integrity, voter fraud, same thing.

00:32:14.880 There's been a lot of barometers.

00:32:16.420 There's been a lot of ways to tell.

00:32:17.620 And you can tell who's on whose side.

00:32:19.060 So like with voter fraud and election integrity, you know, if you think that Joe Biden fairly

00:32:24.200 won the election and got 81 million legal votes, like you're a Muppet, we can't trust

00:32:28.820 you for anything else.

00:32:29.880 I'd love to ask Dan Crenshaw that.

00:32:31.480 I have a list of questions I'd love to ask Dan.

00:32:33.860 And then Ukraine is one.

00:32:35.420 I'm sure he'll sit down for an interview really soon.

00:32:37.720 Dan, come on the show, Dan.

00:32:39.200 I'm friendly, Dan.

00:32:40.220 And we would have a good time.

00:32:41.340 And I'm polite.

00:32:42.860 You'd be nicer in person.

00:32:44.040 I'd be nicer in person.

00:32:45.720 And what I wouldn't do though, would be get played and have him like become my friend

00:32:51.600 at the end.

00:32:52.100 Be like, actually, Dan's great guys.

00:32:53.700 Like I was wrong.

00:32:54.660 Like Dan, you're not going to want to come on the show because the questions I'm going

00:32:58.800 to ask you are going to basically expose you as a long-term Rhino.

00:33:03.340 I think part of the reason we like talking about Crenshaw a lot too is because he could

00:33:08.660 do the right thing.

00:33:10.000 Yeah.

00:33:10.120 You know, it's like he could be a great politician for us, but everything we've seen is just

00:33:15.200 like, ah, there's some other motive underneath here.

00:33:18.020 There's some other thing where it's.

00:33:19.800 It's like, yeah.

00:33:20.380 Like we're trying to connect the dots.

00:33:21.820 And then there's just like these two that won't go.

00:33:24.140 And it's like, I mean, he has the correct take on several things, like, you know, and

00:33:28.780 I see a tweet I agree with and I go, oh, nice work, Dan.

00:33:32.880 But then you see another one that's like, how do you reconcile these two?

00:33:36.740 Exactly.

00:33:37.100 And that's why I feel so obligated to go after him.

00:33:40.160 Because if you see his good takes, you'll assume, oh, this guy's got it figured out.

00:33:45.120 I can trust.

00:33:45.740 I can trust 10 out of 10 takes.

00:33:47.660 Yeah.

00:33:47.860 And it's like if nine or eight out of 10 takes are really good and then takes nine and 10

00:33:52.760 are completely wrong and bad.

00:33:54.660 The eight aren't worth it because those nine and 10 are going to be the John McCain saying

00:33:59.260 no to repealing Obamacare.

00:34:01.360 Yeah.

00:34:01.980 Again, that's how it's going to play out.

00:34:03.300 And that's why I keep ringing the bell and saying, Dan, bad, Dan, bad.

00:34:07.500 Why wear a mask in photo, Dan?

00:34:09.100 There's another one.

00:34:10.440 So with Ukraine, the litmus test was a little harder.

00:34:13.740 A lot of conservatives forgot to bring their number two pencils.

00:34:16.680 Yeah.

00:34:17.220 With an eraser.

00:34:18.080 Yeah.

00:34:18.320 We lost Hannity for sure.

00:34:19.900 We lost pretty much all of Fox except for Tucker.

00:34:23.000 Newsmax and OAN are not saying good stuff.

00:34:25.760 Breitbart's gone.

00:34:27.900 The war drums are beating and it's just hard to it's hard to stand tall.

00:34:32.260 Exactly.

00:34:32.660 It's sad because we lose some people we like, but it's good because we find out who's actually

00:34:38.540 based and who is a sellout who takes political action dollars from progressive groups and

00:34:46.480 has a crush on Leah Thomas.

00:34:48.440 Who might that be?

00:34:50.000 Matt Schlapp.

00:34:51.160 Matt Schlapp.

00:34:52.220 Crush on Leah Thomas, Matt Schlapp.

00:34:53.700 That's why I didn't go to CPAC.

00:34:55.100 Did he say that?

00:34:56.220 Yeah.

00:34:56.500 He has a crush on Leah Thomas.

00:34:58.520 What's it called when-

00:34:59.620 Wait.

00:34:59.760 Did he really say that?

00:35:00.680 He said that we should-

00:35:03.360 I'm pulling up the tweet.

00:35:04.340 Just so.

00:35:05.380 Because this is not good.

00:35:06.560 I ballparked it as he has a crush on Leah Thomas.

00:35:10.320 Okay.

00:35:10.640 I'm reading it right now.

00:35:11.440 No matter what one thinks of Leah's ability to swim with women, her story deserves our compassion.

00:35:16.420 It will be interesting to hear Leah's point of view in 30 years.

00:35:20.880 Not for me.

00:35:21.700 Why don't you just kiss her, Matt?

00:35:23.440 All right.

00:35:24.020 So he's got a crush on her.

00:35:25.580 Yeah.

00:35:25.820 He's got a crush on her.

00:35:26.840 We've been compassionately-

00:35:28.840 Her.

00:35:29.220 Her.

00:35:29.580 What?

00:35:30.880 He's been-

00:35:31.740 Yeah, exactly.

00:35:32.580 He's been compassionately talking about it.

00:35:35.000 So have we.

00:35:35.960 We've been compassionately talking about Leah every week.

00:35:37.960 Compassionate for the girls.

00:35:39.840 Yeah.

00:35:40.180 Who are trying to win swimming medals.

00:35:42.160 We're compassionate towards them.

00:35:43.820 I don't offer compassion.

00:35:45.020 And we have heaps of compassion.

00:35:46.220 Yeah.

00:35:46.480 And we've dedicated shows to protecting and trying to call out the problems so these swimmer

00:35:51.760 girls can have like a nice normal life that they worked hard for.

00:35:54.760 Yeah.

00:35:54.920 They go to a nice college and now you're getting second place as the best you could do.

00:35:59.300 Hope silver is worth it.

00:36:00.660 Yeah.

00:36:01.060 It's not for me.

00:36:01.660 So we have plenty of compassion.

00:36:02.800 And I don't offer compassion to transgressors unless it's Putin.

00:36:10.400 So we'll get to that section soon.

00:36:13.400 Oh, man.

00:36:15.440 He's doing a bit.

00:36:16.480 I'm doing a bit, but I don't know, man.

00:36:19.840 At least Anomaly made a great point.

00:36:21.600 At least Putin is a nationalist and he's trying his best for the Russian people in his mind.

00:36:27.660 Yeah.

00:36:27.940 And for the Russians, which is not America's or America's best interest.

00:36:31.380 But I respect a nationalist.

00:36:33.620 The people in Ukraine, Hillary Clinton, Joe Biden, Burisma and Hunter Biden, like that's

00:36:39.140 not those aren't nationalists looking out for America's best interest.

00:36:43.040 Those are the people that are hollowing us ourselves.

00:36:45.460 Yeah.

00:36:45.740 Our country out.

00:36:46.720 Yeah.

00:36:47.000 So it is a different thing.

00:36:48.680 And it is like, I'm not cheering on another country's nationalism, but you have the two

00:36:53.800 options.

00:36:54.300 It's like, I, I acknowledge and respect a nationalist.

00:36:59.080 Me too.

00:36:59.420 I acknowledge and respect Poland for the same thing.

00:37:01.940 They're not losing their culture to the EU or falling hungry, fighting George Soros.

00:37:06.040 Like that's nationalism stuff.

00:37:07.520 And what they're usually up against is the problems in other countries, the problems,

00:37:12.160 the corruption problems in Ukraine, the corruption in America.

00:37:14.680 So it's a complicated subject.

00:37:17.700 Yeah.

00:37:17.900 Um, but I forgot to mention, we have, we still have, uh, Crenshaw suck shirts on shotfleckis.com.

00:37:26.740 Get them while you still can use code Jerry for 15% off.

00:37:30.480 We wanted to make them a limited run, but every week Dan Crenshaw pisses me off.

00:37:36.660 So we can't, we can't stop banging the war drum out here.

00:37:40.820 Um, so he sucks.

00:37:42.560 He sucks.

00:37:43.520 Um, get yours today, support the show.

00:37:46.380 We have no money moving on.

00:37:48.760 Uh, there's like a, there was a, um, I don't know if this is real or fake.

00:37:53.940 It's one of those stories, you know, goes to Kiev, obviously the snake Island.

00:37:57.520 There was a gun grabber of Ukraine.

00:37:59.820 Can you read that?

00:38:02.980 Let's take a little break.

00:38:04.240 Let's stop talking about Republicans that have let us down and get into a more uplifting

00:38:08.240 story.

00:38:08.740 This is pretty cool coming out of Ukraine.

00:38:10.300 Sounds like this guy's taking the team on his back to save Ukraine.

00:38:15.500 Check this out.

00:38:16.660 All right.

00:38:16.800 It says pictured here as an unknown Ukrainian citizen.

00:38:19.700 When his unit came under fire, he distracted a Russian soldier by waving a red flag before

00:38:23.720 wrestling the rifle from his hands for his bravery.

00:38:26.480 He has been dubbed the gun grabber of Kiev.

00:38:29.280 And it's a picture of Dan Crenshaw.

00:38:31.640 If you're in the audio only part, we're basically done.

00:38:34.980 He waves a red, he waves a red flag and he's snatching guns.

00:38:38.960 And we're going to stop talking about Dan Crenshaw.

00:38:41.180 We're going to move on to the Ukraine section, but we just had to get that out there.

00:38:43.740 Shotfuckus.com for the shirt.

00:38:44.940 Um, and let's take, Oh, wait, actually, I, I, my meme page got fact checked on the ghost

00:38:51.240 of Kiev meme.

00:38:52.700 Why?

00:38:53.500 Um, cause I posted Adam Kinzinger posting Sam Hyde.

00:38:57.720 And they fact check you saying the ghost of Kiev is fake.

00:39:00.220 Yes.

00:39:00.580 They said, this is a doctored image and blah, blah, blah.

00:39:02.640 It's like, I know that's why I posted it.

00:39:04.960 So they fact check me for Kinzinger, Adam Kinzinger's misinformation.

00:39:09.600 He's probably in on it.

00:39:10.960 I know he, that was his set up.

00:39:12.360 I posted one ghost of Kiev and it was George Floyd.

00:39:15.720 So I hope, I hope they're not, I hope they don't say, Hey, George Floyd didn't go to Kiev.

00:39:20.580 He was murdered.

00:39:21.820 That's coming.

00:39:22.540 He was a murder.

00:39:23.960 Um, all right, let's, let's actually look into some stuff in Ukraine.

00:39:28.520 Well, let's look at someone.

00:39:29.740 This is a video of someone who's actually helping the cause with what's going on over there.

00:39:34.960 Let's look at someone who's actually helping in the zoo in Kiev, Ukraine are terrified from

00:39:39.120 the bombing.

00:39:40.040 This is for the elephant there.

00:39:48.800 Oh, that's nice.

00:39:55.480 Oh, wow.

00:39:56.200 That's good.

00:40:00.020 We can cut.

00:40:00.600 I hope that helps.

00:40:01.700 And I'm happy to use my platform to spread a positive message like that.

00:40:05.400 If you're a Ukrainian elephant, please leave us a comment and a five-star review.

00:40:08.560 It goes a long way.

00:40:09.340 We are on your side.

00:40:10.840 This is like the, this lady would throw a birthday party for her dog for sure.

00:40:14.500 Yeah.

00:40:15.220 Um, dude, like insanity.

00:40:16.500 This is an insane person.

00:40:18.040 This is for the Ukrainian elephants.

00:40:19.520 No, it's for you.

00:40:20.680 It's for you and your social media.

00:40:22.120 You're nuts.

00:40:22.840 It's like a virtue signaling schizophrenic borderline person.

00:40:28.360 And it's like, yo, people are dying, but the elephant, the zoo animals.

00:40:32.920 Yeah.

00:40:33.440 That's who we need to worry about.

00:40:34.740 This is a video for them.

00:40:36.060 Everything's like Harry Potter.

00:40:36.460 Yeah.

00:40:36.820 Everything's Harry Potter.

00:40:37.660 Everything's Harry Potter.

00:40:38.780 And the animals are magical.

00:40:40.160 And, uh, the bombs are, you know, it's just such a weird mindset.

00:40:45.420 Watch this.

00:40:46.280 This will make you feel better about the bombs.

00:40:48.340 Imagine, I want, I want to see video of someone showing the phone to the elephant and being

00:40:52.660 like, here you go.

00:40:53.920 All right.

00:40:54.760 Um, I'm moving on the Ukraine.

00:40:57.240 Uh, this is the Ukraine dumb shit section.

00:40:59.300 Okay.

00:41:00.060 Uh, there was a Canadian diner that changed their name of one of their dishes.

00:41:03.940 That was a poutine.

00:41:05.600 They changed their name because it sounds too much like Putin.

00:41:09.220 And it's the same thing you just said.

00:41:10.300 This is just people LARPing.

00:41:12.080 Bravo.

00:41:12.440 So like, these are just like losers changing things to participate in virtue signal and

00:41:18.740 divide.

00:41:19.340 And obviously, you know, divide and label your political opponents as bad guys.

00:41:24.040 Uh, the, and the problem is the fighting, the fighters, these are the people that, you

00:41:29.840 know, they fight for abortion.

00:41:30.920 They fight against racism.

00:41:32.420 They fight for LGBT.

00:41:33.980 They fight for undocumented, but it's like, none of the things you fight for are actually

00:41:38.040 like, there's no truth behind them or like, there's no problem that you're solving.

00:41:41.880 You're just being manipulated and you're a pawn.

00:41:44.200 And it's like, you do you, did you fight for election integrity?

00:41:47.640 Did you fight against propaganda?

00:41:49.260 Did you fight for the kids who are getting masked up and are still masked up?

00:41:53.060 Do you fight for the people that lost their jobs?

00:41:54.740 Cause, uh, not getting a vaccine.

00:41:56.340 Like you never fight for the actual thing, but the fighters, our society's fighters are,

00:42:02.600 these are the sides they're on.

00:42:03.920 So it's like, you see the protesters, you see the people who are, you know, having a fuss about

00:42:08.920 what's going on and the things they're fighting for are like these low level, shallow things

00:42:14.180 that don't make any sense.

00:42:15.140 So our fighters are really preoccupied.

00:42:17.820 They're wasting their time on like circular missions that don't go anywhere, you know?

00:42:22.980 Exactly.

00:42:23.600 And then all they really do is just like divide society into half or quarters or whatever,

00:42:30.560 who, you know, if I'm fighting for abortion, it's like, all you're really doing is labeling

00:42:34.800 the people that stand against abortion as evil.

00:42:37.640 And then the people who stand against abortion are actually good.

00:42:41.080 Yep.

00:42:41.760 So it's like, you're not fighting branding and backwards thing.

00:42:45.300 So it's like, you're just a political pawn who got manipulated and confused and tricked.

00:42:50.720 And now you're out there fighting against the bad guys who are actually the good guys.

00:42:54.940 And everyone who's in the middle watching thinks, oh, it's the good guys versus the bad

00:42:58.860 guys.

00:42:59.260 And then when Kamala Harris and Joe Biden want to send $40 billion to Ukraine and, you know,

00:43:04.140 oh, a small, small unit, you know, a small battalion to Poland, then they go, look, these

00:43:10.620 people wanted it.

00:43:11.820 You know, so it's like the useful stooge.

00:43:14.580 Exactly.

00:43:15.280 And it's really weird.

00:43:15.920 It's really bad.

00:43:16.780 And it's interesting too, because if these stooges like took a step back and zoomed out,

00:43:22.720 wouldn't you realize you're on the side of big pharma?

00:43:25.180 You're on the side of establishment politics.

00:43:27.180 You're on the side of meet the establishment.

00:43:30.540 McDonald's, Visa, corporations.

00:43:32.800 You're with everybody.

00:43:33.700 Like you're with all the bad people that you're not supposed to be with.

00:43:36.320 We had like years of counterculture, like opposing this.

00:43:39.280 And then like, you kind of just kept going.

00:43:41.120 And then next thing you know, you're like in the middle of the bad guy section saying,

00:43:45.500 oh, those are the bad guys pointing the opposite way.

00:43:47.620 Which is why corporations do that, right?

00:43:49.520 They co-opted it.

00:43:50.540 So they're like, you can't be mad at us.

00:43:51.920 We supported all your pet projects.

00:43:53.880 Exactly.

00:43:54.300 Like, but we're using child labor in Malaysia and mark it up 500%.

00:43:59.960 But we backed all your funny little projects.

00:44:02.880 All your little activities that you did.

00:44:04.340 All you have to do is say BLM.

00:44:06.260 Say his name.

00:44:07.600 Change your profile picture to a rainbow flag for Pride Month.

00:44:11.520 Arrest Breonna Taylor.

00:44:12.700 Make a black history post.

00:44:14.400 Yeah.

00:44:15.060 Yeah.

00:44:15.440 All that stuff.

00:44:16.280 And then Candace made a really good point in a tweet about this.

00:44:20.700 She basically said it's like the rules for Twitter.

00:44:23.740 For example, Trump got kicked off of Twitter because of whatever they said he did.

00:44:27.640 Yeah.

00:44:27.860 You can go on Twitter.

00:44:29.960 You want me to read it?

00:44:30.740 Yeah.

00:44:30.980 January 6th, protesters must be in awe of Twitter's apparent redefining of inciting violence.

00:44:35.520 This week, you can call for the assassination of a president,

00:44:38.240 plus drop maps of how to make Molotov cocktails without having your account deleted,

00:44:43.040 as long as you're pro-Ukrainian.

00:44:45.120 Exactly.

00:44:45.520 So if you're on the good guy's side, you can do whatever you want.

00:44:48.380 And if you're on the bad guy's side, anything you do will be attributed the worst motives,

00:44:55.040 and then you'll be deleted.

00:44:56.320 Like me getting fact-checked, posting a Kinzinger tweet,

00:44:59.180 bringing awareness to how much of an idiot he was.

00:45:01.060 Exactly.

00:45:01.760 So it's just a matter of which team you're on,

00:45:04.100 which is why we have to get onto our own social media stuff

00:45:07.240 and not rely on the big tech people like YouTube, which we kind of are.

00:45:12.300 We kind of are.

00:45:12.900 But we're in the lawsuit against them.

00:45:14.300 And if they delete me, you know, I'm ready.

00:45:16.640 There's justification, too, because it's like, this is where the eyeballs are.

00:45:20.260 So it's like, we're here because you're here.

00:45:22.220 So it's a circular thing again.

00:45:24.700 And we're not giving money to YouTube because we're not monetizing the videos.

00:45:27.560 Yeah.

00:45:27.740 And we're staying afloat because you guys keep buying T-shirts like Trader Joe's shirt,

00:45:32.220 which is on the store, and it's very popular.

00:45:35.220 And it comes in three different colors.

00:45:36.660 ShopFleckis.com.

00:45:37.560 Get a Trader Joe's shirt.

00:45:38.720 How appropriate.

00:45:40.100 Joe Biden is a traitor.

00:45:42.080 Trader Joe's is a funny bit.

00:45:43.740 So if you want to support the show and not YouTube, that is how you do it.

00:45:47.760 There's an obviously a great opportunity here, too, for like the social media commentators who are very based.

00:45:53.680 What does base mean?

00:45:54.660 Posted a really good tweet.

00:45:56.860 And it was from like some leftists who said, remember to not be an asshole to your local Russian-themed restaurants and businesses.

00:46:03.560 The 50-year-old grandma who sells Poroschki didn't invade Ukraine.

00:46:09.300 And it's like, oh, wow.

00:46:11.700 What a good take.

00:46:13.160 What a good honest take.

00:46:14.100 But in the same breath, they'll tell us that white people owe black people reparations in this country.

00:46:19.000 Same group.

00:46:19.640 And it's like, that was hundreds of years ago.

00:46:22.620 And this one happened like a week ago.

00:46:25.540 And it's like, oh, yeah, that normal thought process, way of thinking, don't apply it.

00:46:31.140 Only apply it selectively.

00:46:32.500 It's always a one way.

00:46:33.740 It's never a deep analysis of, hey, how are my views interact?

00:46:37.480 It's issue specific.

00:46:38.680 Exactly.

00:46:39.160 It's always issue specific.

00:46:40.260 Like remember when coronavirus first happened?

00:46:42.280 You had like AOC saying it was straight up racist to like avoid Chinatown or something.

00:46:48.060 Bill de Blasio was like, I'm going to Chinatown today.

00:46:50.800 And this was like March, like March 18th, you know, of 2020, like right before we, everyone did a 180.

00:46:58.560 Nancy Pelosi said she was going to the Chinatown parade.

00:47:01.120 Like.

00:47:01.800 Exactly.

00:47:02.360 Everyone's going to Chinatown.

00:47:03.500 Same with 9-11.

00:47:04.560 9-11.

00:47:05.220 Oh, we can't have any Islam.

00:47:07.280 Not all Muslims.

00:47:08.280 Not all Muslims.

00:47:09.200 Don't be mean to Muslim people.

00:47:10.700 Islamophobic.

00:47:12.000 Then the COVID.

00:47:13.360 Oh, anti-Asian hate is up.

00:47:15.140 We have to protect the Asian people.

00:47:16.620 It's white supremacy.

00:47:17.260 But this Russia one, they don't really have that attitude.

00:47:21.520 Yeah.

00:47:21.640 I'm going to extrapolate here.

00:47:23.160 And this is only my opinion, my opinion, my free speech opinion.

00:47:27.020 Is this a dream?

00:47:28.040 Maybe it's not a dream.

00:47:29.300 It's just, uh, it's just an idea I got.

00:47:32.860 And I think it makes a lot of sense.

00:47:34.820 Okay.

00:47:35.180 The anti-Russian stuff, like worse, like American leftist Democrats, and even like the stupid Republicans,

00:47:41.180 which they're cheering on the sanctions on Russia that are affecting everyday normal people.

00:47:48.300 The food restaurants are shutting down.

00:47:51.200 The ruble goes to basically zero.

00:47:53.660 Everyone has runs on their bank and their bank accounts locked out.

00:47:57.340 Yep.

00:47:57.740 Like these people.

00:47:58.720 Apple Pay, Visa.

00:47:59.700 Apple Pay, Visa.

00:48:00.780 Everyone's pulling out.

00:48:02.000 And these people are like in trouble and they're suffering and they're normal everyday citizens that didn't necessarily ask for this.

00:48:08.940 But they're, yeah, you think Putin checked with everybody?

00:48:11.900 Like, Hey guys, about to hit Ukraine.

00:48:14.260 Everyone's cool.

00:48:15.720 But everyone for some reason who is supports Ukraine is okay with these attacks on normal everyday Russian people.

00:48:24.020 And I think it's because they're white.

00:48:26.240 And I think they're basically, they beta tested anti-white attacks on the truckers.

00:48:33.200 They froze their bank accounts, took their trucks, jailed some of them, took away their meat.

00:48:38.060 You know, how they provide for their families and how they make a living.

00:48:41.240 And they're kind of doing that again in Russia where it's all these attacks.

00:48:45.420 But because they're white, it's okay.

00:48:47.260 And then they're just testing the waters.

00:48:48.960 They're beta testing for when they eventually do it here.

00:48:51.880 Hey, you don't have to convince me.

00:48:53.400 I've watched a bunch of professors say abolish whiteness.

00:48:56.180 And whiteness is like a sin for the last two years.

00:48:59.100 So I think that's what's coming.

00:49:00.860 Not a hard leap.

00:49:01.640 And then you have all the rises in cost, gas prices, fertilizer.

00:49:06.920 The cost is going way up.

00:49:08.440 Farmers are having a hard time.

00:49:10.100 Anything that touches petroleum.

00:49:11.680 Like plastics, rubbers.

00:49:13.740 The shipments of pretty much every single thing.

00:49:15.860 And the fertilizer price goes up.

00:49:17.520 We're already at all-time highs for a lot of our crops.

00:49:20.100 We need fertilizer for food.

00:49:21.580 Corn, food, animal agriculture.

00:49:24.440 It all plays in.

00:49:25.500 And so in my mind, I think they're going to make like an anti-conservative.

00:49:32.100 You guys are Russian stooges.

00:49:33.780 We're going to freeze your bank accounts.

00:49:35.540 No one can get food.

00:49:36.860 They're going to starve us out and try and kill us.

00:49:39.780 And that's why I'm kind of happy to have a little extra weight on me.

00:49:42.780 Yeah, abolish me, dog.

00:49:43.840 And once Uber Eats takes me off a cholesterol watch, I'm going to bulk up even more.

00:49:47.920 So when they starve me, I'm going to outlast everybody.

00:49:50.180 Wait, you're on cholesterol watch from Uber Eats?

00:49:52.580 You just slipped that in there.

00:49:53.960 It's like error.

00:49:55.600 You've ordered too much.

00:49:56.860 Yeah, error.

00:49:57.980 If we deliver this food to you, we'll be complicit in a murder.

00:50:02.960 Also, too, it's interesting.

00:50:04.640 You know, everyone says Russian bots, Russian bots.

00:50:07.340 Yeah.

00:50:07.680 I haven't seen any bots pushing pro-Russia stuff.

00:50:10.520 I've seen plenty of bots pushing the Ukrainian stuff.

00:50:14.660 And I guess who controls the bots is controlling the fake narrative.

00:50:17.660 And it's like you can kind of like map out where it comes from.

00:50:21.600 Yeah.

00:50:21.680 Shouldn't I have had like a pro-Russian propaganda wave come at me now on Twitter from a bunch of faceless, nameless accounts?

00:50:28.840 But no, it's the opposite.

00:50:30.340 It's only for Ukraine.

00:50:31.760 And if the Russians do have these bot farms, they're asleep at the wheel.

00:50:36.980 They're asleep at the wheel.

00:50:37.820 And wouldn't now be the time to use the bot farms?

00:50:40.140 So the whole time it was never that.

00:50:41.720 Actually, funny story.

00:50:42.460 Someone DM'd me on Instagram and they actually DM'd you, too.

00:50:46.580 But it was a basically like a highlight reel of Ukraine defending something.

00:50:51.860 And then with the song Don't Worry, Be Happy on, like, Don't Worry, Be Happy.

00:50:59.540 And the guy who DM'd us made a good point where it's like, who's that for?

00:51:04.420 Ukrainians don't know Don't Worry, Be Happy.

00:51:06.380 They might know the tone of it, you know.

00:51:08.480 They don't know the words.

00:51:09.480 They don't know the theme of the song.

00:51:10.920 So it's like that particular piece of, like, video was made explicitly for the American audience, you know, the West.

00:51:17.940 So it's like they're catering the propaganda to us.

00:51:21.160 Yeah.

00:51:21.520 It's just weird.

00:51:22.220 The vibe is off.

00:51:22.720 It is.

00:51:23.180 It is.

00:51:23.480 And my mom sent me, like, this thing as, like, a joke.

00:51:25.740 She sent it to me about, it was like a WebMD article about how to deal with, like, the nuclear crisis anxiety.

00:51:33.180 And it's, like, not for the people in Russia or Ukraine.

00:51:36.220 It's for.

00:51:36.840 It's a one-word article.

00:51:38.340 It's click, turn the TV off.

00:51:40.120 Yeah.

00:51:40.480 Like, are you kidding me?

00:51:41.360 How to deal with anxiety for the girl who went to Barnard.

00:51:43.860 Well, that's what.

00:51:45.160 Lives in the Upper West Side.

00:51:46.420 That's what they.

00:51:46.900 And their dad pays her rent to $3,500 a month.

00:51:50.060 Isn't it so funny?

00:51:50.720 Because the media, I think it was Tucker talking about, like, morality crisis, how there's a moral crisis every three weeks.

00:51:56.280 And it's, like, designed to ramp up your emotional state.

00:51:59.320 And then, so the media ramps up your emotional state and says, here's how you should get your anxiety down for that.

00:52:05.060 You know, like, here's the anxiety.

00:52:08.180 And it's just crazy.

00:52:09.680 Like, the same people who ramp you up sell you the cure on WebMD.

00:52:13.720 And it's really turn off the TV.

00:52:15.520 Stop watching.

00:52:17.180 And that's, and if you turn it off, then they don't get the ratings and then they go out of business.

00:52:20.900 And then that's Fox, too.

00:52:22.100 Remember when we were watching Fox in the background the other day?

00:52:25.700 Do you want to tell this?

00:52:26.460 Oh, yeah, yeah.

00:52:27.540 They were talking about, like, I think it was about Kiev.

00:52:30.080 Not Kiev.

00:52:31.080 Kiev.

00:52:31.480 That's how I've been saying it.

00:52:32.160 That's how I was taught since I was in third grade.

00:52:34.180 So Kiev is under attack.

00:52:36.180 And there's, like, some guy who's doing, like, an on-the-ground reporting.

00:52:39.320 And he's like, Kiev is a city of blah, blah, blah, many people.

00:52:42.400 Imagine, you know, the same size as Dallas or San Diego.

00:52:46.500 Now imagine San Diego getting struck by missiles.

00:52:50.220 And it's like, no.

00:52:51.080 Oh, I'm not going to imagine that.

00:52:53.120 That's not, like, if we get to that, we get to that.

00:52:55.660 But that is 40 steps away.

00:52:57.940 Yeah, be a little more subtle.

00:52:59.960 Put yourself in the shoes of a Ukrainian who's taking a missile right now.

00:53:03.340 And it's like, no.

00:53:04.680 San Diego takes a missile strike.

00:53:06.580 What would that make you feel like?

00:53:07.920 Well, like, that feeling isn't really in this conversation.

00:53:11.040 We'd be at war.

00:53:12.000 There's no feeling necessary.

00:53:13.160 We need to stop this now.

00:53:14.840 So that's what they're trying to do.

00:53:17.220 And it's the same model we've seen with all the BLM stuff.

00:53:21.720 Like, a black person is killed.

00:53:23.300 It's a police brutality.

00:53:24.580 He had his hands up.

00:53:25.460 He said, don't shoot.

00:53:26.700 And he shot him anyway.

00:53:27.840 And then everyone gets emotionally riled up.

00:53:30.060 And then a month later, you know, the court hearing happens.

00:53:32.980 And you find out, oh, the guy had a gun.

00:53:34.680 He pointed the gun at the cop.

00:53:35.740 He got shot.

00:53:36.180 He had a knife.

00:53:36.640 He was running away.

00:53:36.980 Pulled the cop's gun.

00:53:38.140 Like, there's always something.

00:53:39.420 But it doesn't matter because the emotional damage is all they need

00:53:41.860 because they only need to work with the pawns.

00:53:43.580 Yep.

00:53:44.380 Like, the higher pieces can think in a way of, like, what really happened.

00:53:48.480 What's the truth?

00:53:49.320 Why am I being told this?

00:53:51.000 What are they trying to, like, create the narrative around?

00:53:53.220 What are they trying to have me not look at?

00:53:55.140 Like, that's how smart people think.

00:53:57.280 But the pawns just hear it.

00:53:58.960 And they go, ugh.

00:53:59.660 And they have the white guilt.

00:54:00.680 And they go out and act on it.

00:54:01.820 So that's what they're doing with Ukraine, too.

00:54:03.240 They're just getting us emotionally riled up.

00:54:05.540 And if you have a take like ours, you're a Putin puppet.

00:54:08.600 You love Putin.

00:54:09.600 Yeah.

00:54:09.980 And Zelensky.

00:54:10.740 But you actually do use it for clickbait.

00:54:12.940 So you kind of are a Putin puppet.

00:54:14.440 I am a little bit of a Putin puppet.

00:54:16.740 But not the way you'd think.

00:54:20.160 Yeah.

00:54:20.620 It's like, I'm not going to blindfully follow the Zelensky narrative.

00:54:24.640 That guy's a bitch boy.

00:54:26.260 And now everyone thinks, oh, he's tough.

00:54:27.660 He's funny.

00:54:28.000 He's not.

00:54:28.460 He's a bitch boy puppet.

00:54:29.960 He's a little bitch boy, squirmy little rat.

00:54:33.160 Oh, I don't need a ride.

00:54:34.380 I need ammo.

00:54:35.020 That was fake, too.

00:54:36.060 It turns out that was pretty fake.

00:54:37.740 And if you're on the front line and you're the president and you need ammo, you should

00:54:41.700 probably get off the front line.

00:54:43.020 You should probably plan for this.

00:54:44.700 I don't need a ride.

00:54:45.600 I need ammo is like the tagline of a Rambo movie.

00:54:50.480 And if he said it in Ukrainian, it would be like some loose translation, like, no, no,

00:54:57.560 staying in Kiev, send gun.

00:54:59.760 Like, it would be like, it wouldn't be like the Hollywood soundbite.

00:55:03.140 So use your sniff test.

00:55:05.060 Keep using that sniff test.

00:55:06.760 Exactly.

00:55:06.980 Because a lot of this shit is not going to be real.

00:55:08.120 If it sounds like a movie, it's not real.

00:55:11.020 And yeah, I don't blindly follow that.

00:55:13.760 Wouldn't you have gotten ammo before this?

00:55:16.300 Wouldn't you kind of plan?

00:55:17.420 Didn't you know Russia's doing this?

00:55:19.060 Didn't you see the, the NATO encroaching and say, Hey, this could lead to a conflict.

00:55:23.780 We should get our military squared away.

00:55:25.460 It's like going to a race and you're on the race.

00:55:27.740 You're a race car driver and you're on the line and it's like, all right, three, two.

00:55:31.880 And you're like, all right, I need gas.

00:55:33.860 Like, are you going to fill me up?

00:55:35.880 And then everyone takes off and you're left behind.

00:55:37.980 And you're like, why is no one helping me?

00:55:39.520 Buddy, you should have been a little more prepared in my mind.

00:55:41.780 Yeah.

00:55:42.380 But you know, that's not allowed.

00:55:44.560 Here's the mainstream Zelensky take that you're allowed to have that everyone else seems to have.

00:55:49.060 I'm not gay, but the Ukrainian president is so cool.

00:55:57.520 I think I would have to have relations with him if I ever met him.

00:56:04.720 That is so cool.

00:56:07.100 That's the mainstream Zelensky take that is allowed right now.

00:56:11.640 So Zelensky, you probably just heard about him like within the last two weeks, right?

00:56:16.260 Mm-hmm.

00:56:16.960 His quotes are mostly fake.

00:56:19.300 The ghost of Kiev is fake and for morale.

00:56:22.900 And, but you still have to think like this.

00:56:25.000 You still have to have the mainstream view of.

00:56:27.260 Exactly.

00:56:28.100 Those are the strings that are being pulled.

00:56:30.380 Sorry.

00:56:31.780 Sorry.

00:56:32.220 Anyone with a girlfriend, but she's fantasized about Zelensky the past week.

00:56:37.680 No, you made that up.

00:56:39.400 It's, it's made up.

00:56:40.460 Nobody cares.

00:56:41.280 It's not true.

00:56:41.700 Zelensky can't pin me.

00:56:42.780 So it's not true.

00:56:44.060 He's five, six, five, six.

00:56:45.760 He's friends with Trudeau.

00:56:47.060 It's not true.

00:56:48.600 My eyes been like twitching and going crazy.

00:56:51.240 I get mad about this.

00:56:52.460 That's crazy.

00:56:53.220 Um.

00:56:53.600 It started with Dan Crenshaw.

00:56:54.680 It started with Dan Crenshaw.

00:56:56.820 Oh, man.

00:56:58.260 Um, so yes, these are the strings that are being pulled.

00:57:01.520 Remember when Trump first got into office and immediately everything got better?

00:57:08.200 Taxes went down.

00:57:09.820 Wars went down.

00:57:10.940 Peace went up.

00:57:11.840 Mm-hmm.

00:57:12.600 Energy independent.

00:57:14.240 Gas prices went down.

00:57:16.640 Medical costs went down.

00:57:18.400 That was a good time.

00:57:19.060 Do you remember that, Richard Rappler?

00:57:20.080 Yeah, I remember when.

00:57:21.380 Remember when.

00:57:22.140 Remember when is the lowest form of conversation, though, so we shouldn't do that on the podcast.

00:57:26.520 According to Tony Soprano.

00:57:28.640 That's true.

00:57:29.320 Remember when's the lowest form of conversation.

00:57:32.260 Um, so yeah, it's just interesting that, like, the bad guy, the Putin stooge, went in

00:57:37.680 and did all that good stuff, and now the people who are in control for the last 50 years are

00:57:41.620 back in, and they're just basically hollowing the country out again, and now we're, like,

00:57:46.220 seeing it in live time how they do it.

00:57:48.580 It's like, oh, Joe Biden's in.

00:57:50.240 And he's going to make things right, and the adults are back in the White House.

00:57:53.640 Now we can all relax.

00:57:55.160 Gas price, like, 4X, 3X'd immediately.

00:57:58.560 We have no, we're not doing our own production anymore.

00:58:02.320 Taxes are probably going to go up, for sure.

00:58:04.980 Our national security's down.

00:58:06.820 Our border's a mess.

00:58:07.900 It's like, every single thing is bad, and now we're just seeing it, like.

00:58:11.020 Spend, spend, spend money.

00:58:12.840 Spend.

00:58:13.600 Inflation's a joke, and it's like, we saw, like, corruption and bad stuff was up here.

00:58:18.000 Then Trump got into power, and it went down.

00:58:20.080 And now, like, watching it go back up, it's like, we're seeing them steal.

00:58:23.900 We're catching them on camera, like, going in the cookie jar one at a time, and we're

00:58:26.980 seeing how they do it, like, more clearly now.

00:58:28.880 And then Trump, the way it was, it was like, turn off all these faucets of, like, where

00:58:34.280 America's leaking, and it's like, all right, no, you're not importing your cars with it

00:58:38.340 when you have a tax on our cars to your country.

00:58:40.720 And then you'd see the deep state, like, the career politicians, or not even politicians,

00:58:46.520 career bureaucrats in D.C. would be the ones to step up and try to stop it, and be like,

00:58:50.840 no, don't do that.

00:58:52.060 That's terrible for the country, and they can't really tell you why.

00:58:54.680 Um, so those people run a lot of interference for the soul-sucking of America, where, you

00:59:01.400 know, oh, manufacturing's gone.

00:59:03.320 You buy everything from China.

00:59:04.860 We also are importing fentanyl, and, like, all the drugs now have fentanyl, and five people

00:59:10.200 just died in Colorado.

00:59:11.640 Like, everybody's dead because they were doing drugs that are spiked.

00:59:15.360 You know, it's like, the hollowing out of America is fantastic for the international community.

00:59:21.860 They love it.

00:59:22.360 China loves it.

00:59:22.880 100%.

00:59:23.180 And then, if you're, if you're one of these compromised politicians, or even, like, you

00:59:29.140 know, everyone talks about the Russian oligarchs.

00:59:31.300 Like, they're, like, the real big problem, and I'm sure there's corruption in its problem.

00:59:34.200 What's Nancy Pelosi, then?

00:59:35.360 Yeah, what's Nancy Pelosi?

00:59:36.720 What's Jeff Bezos?

00:59:37.900 Yeah.

00:59:38.200 These are, like, we have American oligarchs.

00:59:39.840 What's Mark Zuckerberg?

00:59:40.760 It's the same thing.

00:59:41.680 It's all the same thing.

00:59:42.220 100%.

00:59:42.480 And it's, like, the Russian oligarchs are the problem?

00:59:45.000 Because, what, they kill people, and they take money, or whatever?

00:59:47.740 It's, like, Mark Zuckerberg is a-

00:59:49.560 We have tech oligarchs.

00:59:50.300 He's a worse thug than anybody.

00:59:51.800 Jack Dorsey.

00:59:52.920 Jeff Bezos owns Washington Post.

00:59:54.760 These are American oligarchs that are actually worse, in my mind.

00:59:58.120 The Ukrainian oligarchs who sold their whole country out, and these people work together,

01:00:02.500 and we're, oh, Russian oligarchs.

01:00:04.400 It's corrupt.

01:00:05.460 No, buddy.

01:00:06.440 We have it pretty much worse here.

01:00:08.260 Yeah.

01:00:08.600 In my mind.

01:00:09.260 So, that's why I don't get-

01:00:10.440 Well, I mean, there are problems, right?

01:00:12.860 It's not-

01:00:13.380 I don't know if it's worse.

01:00:14.220 It's not worse.

01:00:14.960 We're not comparing the two situations, but these are legitimately our problems.

01:00:18.760 Yeah.

01:00:19.080 You know?

01:00:19.660 Exactly.

01:00:20.580 And it's tough to even know what's fully going on, and what you're allowed to believe.

01:00:24.120 It looks like-

01:00:24.980 Remember the last time I brought up that theory that there's the biolab attacks, and that

01:00:30.720 Russia's attacking the biolabs?

01:00:32.420 That was a dream.

01:00:33.560 That was-

01:00:34.200 That was, yeah, my dream?

01:00:35.860 Yeah.

01:00:36.020 Well, my dream is coming true, it sounds like.

01:00:38.960 We can't touch it too hard, because it's not fully confirmed yet, but-

01:00:42.880 That's what some Russian sources are putting forward, correct?

01:00:45.100 And Marco Rubio, in a hearing, was talking to some lady, and they admitted that there

01:00:51.040 are biolabs that are under attack, so I guess if one of these viruses gets out from one of

01:00:55.400 these biolabs, they'll just blame it on Russia or something.

01:00:58.800 Which, I guess, the international community's sensitivity toward biolab leaks, I'm going to

01:01:04.440 guess, is a little elevated these days.

01:01:06.140 Yeah.

01:01:06.540 Ever since 2020.

01:01:07.960 Yeah, exactly.

01:01:10.400 So just remember, just because people are mad doesn't mean they're right, and the fact

01:01:15.320 that they're trying to use their anger to really show you how right they are is a red flag in

01:01:20.840 itself.

01:01:21.260 If you ever see that tactic being used against you, you should really take a step back and

01:01:25.580 rationally observe.

01:01:26.900 Yeah.

01:01:27.280 Don't stand for personal attacks.

01:01:28.920 You know, if someone personally attacks you for not having the exact same thought, like,

01:01:33.380 you know, don't let yourself get emotionally ramped up and then into a big decision where

01:01:38.440 all of a sudden we're spending $90 billion.

01:01:40.540 Yeah.

01:01:41.020 We sent $14 billion.

01:01:42.240 We're sending $14 billion to Ukraine?

01:01:43.880 I think that's the number.

01:01:45.020 That just passed.

01:01:46.140 $14 billion.

01:01:47.320 We can't use that for anything.

01:01:48.680 We're all good.

01:01:49.540 A good bill.

01:01:50.140 Two and a half border walls.

01:01:51.740 Southern border.

01:01:52.680 Yeah.

01:01:52.960 Maybe more.

01:01:55.180 So that's very upsetting.

01:01:58.500 And these people who are woke think they deserve to be in charge because they're upset and

01:02:02.120 they're victimized, which is how a lady thinks.

01:02:04.080 That's how girls think.

01:02:05.040 You know what's funny, too?

01:02:06.120 It's like there's two different lanes of thinking, right?

01:02:09.520 We just give Ukraine money, right?

01:02:11.960 China would say, we'll give you $14 billion worth of goods for X amount of percentage of

01:02:16.400 your wheat fields or your X production.

01:02:19.160 And then China would come and get something out of it.

01:02:21.440 America just gets hollowed out.

01:02:23.260 We just give cash.

01:02:24.460 We just give straight cash.

01:02:25.580 We give cash.

01:02:26.480 And then Trump would say, no, we're not giving you free unless you give us.

01:02:30.080 Or he would sell them something.

01:02:31.820 He would sell them Stinger missiles or Javelins and whatever.

01:02:34.560 Yeah.

01:02:34.860 As opposed to just, here you go.

01:02:37.260 Good luck.

01:02:38.420 Exactly.

01:02:39.120 So that's what we're really up against.

01:02:40.560 We're not up against Putin.

01:02:42.020 We're not up against Ukraine.

01:02:43.900 It's about our domestic who we're up against.

01:02:47.540 Hey, and Stephen Colbert, I'm willing to pay a buck or two more for gas just so we could

01:02:52.160 stick it to Putin.

01:02:53.720 Yeah.

01:02:54.420 Kill yourself, dude.

01:02:55.320 Yeah.

01:02:55.560 Colbert, do you realize your takes don't have any push anymore?

01:02:59.440 You used to be someone who everyone watched and now your takes don't hit as hard and you're

01:03:04.360 kind of just being propped up.

01:03:05.540 Cash your checks.

01:03:06.900 We'll make fun of you.

01:03:09.200 And nice job.

01:03:10.680 Have fun being a mouthpiece for the democratic talking points because that's all you are

01:03:14.980 now, buddy.

01:03:15.860 Exactly.

01:03:16.620 So make sure you guys know who the enemy is.

01:03:19.580 Our enemy is not Russia.

01:03:21.460 Our enemy is not.

01:03:23.080 It is China.

01:03:24.640 But domestically, that's really what we need to focus on.

01:03:28.000 Culturally, the enemy is these people who want to be in charge because they're woke and

01:03:32.680 they're good and they think we're bad.

01:03:34.500 That's our problem.

01:03:35.180 And I saw a comment on our last video.

01:03:37.220 If you guys don't think I read the comments, I totally do.

01:03:39.860 And in the beginning, when the video is released, I pretty much reply to every single one to

01:03:43.160 get the algorithm going, leave comments to get the algorithm going.

01:03:45.720 It goes a long way.

01:03:46.960 And someone said, the right wants true freedom and we are willing to take the responsibility

01:03:51.100 that goes with it.

01:03:52.140 The left wants freedom from responsibility.

01:03:56.180 I think that makes a lot of sense.

01:03:57.920 And that's what we talked about earlier about toxic masculinity.

01:04:02.460 It's time to just start saying no.

01:04:04.260 If you know what's right and you see someone doing wrong and you don't feel like getting

01:04:07.800 involved, those days are over.

01:04:09.360 It's time to just start saying no.

01:04:11.680 And to wrap up the Ukraine section, remember a few months ago, we were talking about BLM

01:04:16.700 and COVID and all these things.

01:04:18.880 And then we were saying how aliens comes next.

01:04:21.800 Well, you were saying that.

01:04:23.460 This isn't a rat boy opinion.

01:04:26.140 So, uh, you know, we had consensus on aliens come next.

01:04:29.500 Yeah.

01:04:29.760 The show's narrative.

01:04:31.480 Aliens are next.

01:04:32.440 Oh, so my theory is they're going to escalate this war with Russia and they're going to

01:04:38.060 really start scaring everybody.

01:04:40.000 One minute to midnight, one minute to midnight on the nuclear clock on the doomsday clock,

01:04:44.380 the world's coming to an end.

01:04:46.080 And then they're going to have like a nuclear showdown.

01:04:50.200 And then right at the last second, aliens are going to come.

01:04:53.620 And in my mind, it can kind of go one of two ways.

01:04:55.580 It's either going to be real aliens come and I'm hoping they come with the 2020 actual

01:05:00.660 vote count and solve that problem for us, which would be amazing.

01:05:05.260 But there is a chance they come and it's actually like a false flag.

01:05:09.560 The government does it and controls disclosure and they try to...

01:05:13.320 Is this a guy in a suit or is this real aliens still?

01:05:15.060 Well, I don't know.

01:05:15.200 It would be like, you know, maybe a hologram in the sky, holographic in the sky, like a

01:05:19.620 fake thing.

01:05:21.660 And the government controls disclosure and they say, oh, we're aliens.

01:05:25.900 You guys should have a one world government.

01:05:27.960 Jared Leto's the Antichrist.

01:05:30.360 There's like one of two ways I think it can go.

01:05:32.660 But yeah, if aliens come, you guys heard it here first.

01:05:36.220 The nuclear clock, the, you know, 10 seconds to midnight, we're getting close to the end.

01:05:42.060 There's gonna be a nuclear war and then bam, aliens.

01:05:44.780 That's when they'd appear.

01:05:45.620 And if they're real, they'll have the vote count, which we need so bad.

01:05:50.240 That's the only, that's one of the only ways.

01:05:51.520 We're obviously for audits and all the voter integrity stuff.

01:05:55.380 And I don't think Biden legally won the election.

01:05:57.340 And I'm going to look into it and fight for the truth for as long as I can.

01:06:01.100 But if aliens came with the exact numbers and the work already done, that would go a long

01:06:06.240 way.

01:06:06.680 I can't imagine the aliens would contact Joe Biden first.

01:06:10.360 I think it's probably like, all right, let's pick someone else.

01:06:12.660 America's in trouble right now.

01:06:14.400 Let's go somewhere else.

01:06:15.360 It would be Trump.

01:06:16.120 They have to talk.

01:06:16.880 They go to Mar-a-Lago.

01:06:17.980 They go to Mar-a-Lago.

01:06:19.780 All right.

01:06:20.460 You're a real messed up guy.

01:06:22.140 Yeah.

01:06:22.420 I got problems.

01:06:23.280 Yeah.

01:06:23.860 I got 23 episodes of problems.

01:06:25.980 Fantasies, problems, delusions.

01:06:28.340 Delusions is a big one for me.

01:06:31.200 Moving on.

01:06:33.040 Obviously, Russia and Ukraine, so important.

01:06:35.100 We have to care about that because everything in America is so good.

01:06:38.900 It has to be your entire emotional bandwidth right now.

01:06:42.180 If you're thinking about anything other than Russia and Ukraine, you're a Putin supporter.

01:06:46.520 But this week, as always, we have an urban decay section that's going to make you go, wait,

01:06:52.580 what is going on in America?

01:06:54.760 So remember last week we had the poop attacker, the guy who took poop in a bag and smeared it

01:07:00.380 in that old woman's face who was waiting for the bus?

01:07:03.780 Of course.

01:07:04.180 That guy was arrested and released within 24 hours on no bail and said on the way out,

01:07:14.040 quote, shit happens, end quote.

01:07:17.080 Just a real, like, joker.

01:07:19.340 Real, uh...

01:07:19.840 A real fucking rat.

01:07:21.800 Yeah.

01:07:22.140 Arrested 47 times before that.

01:07:24.300 And he gets arrested for smearing shit in someone's face, a woman, an old woman, and

01:07:30.860 he's released again.

01:07:32.200 So I have a question.

01:07:33.780 In New York, what do you have to do to get arrested for something and go to jail?

01:07:39.680 You have to shoot someone in the chest, point blank, look over to a police officer, say,

01:07:45.280 that was me.

01:07:46.560 I'm Michael Johnson.

01:07:47.900 And then the officer has to catch you, and then the prosecutor still might not.

01:07:53.920 So there's actually no clear-cut way to go to jail.

01:07:56.300 Exactly.

01:07:56.960 Remember, like, John Q or those type of movies where someone goes to jail so that they can

01:08:00.920 get in?

01:08:01.540 Like, prison break, maybe?

01:08:02.680 Yeah.

01:08:03.040 It's like, I go to jail, and it's like he fires a gun in a bank so he knows that they'll

01:08:06.860 arrest him, actually, and now that won't even get you arrested anymore.

01:08:09.760 Yeah.

01:08:10.040 You'll get one day in jail.

01:08:11.140 You have to be a proud boy to go to jail now in New York.

01:08:14.100 Yeah.

01:08:14.380 You have to have some sort of right-wing militia associated with you.

01:08:17.260 Which is so scary, and why I will never do anything sketchy in New York.

01:08:23.160 I go to New York, and I feel like someone's come up to me and punched me in the face.

01:08:26.120 Just to bait you.

01:08:26.960 Just to bait me, and then I punch him, and then I get arrested, and then I go, okay,

01:08:31.380 well, I'm getting out, like, right away, right?

01:08:33.420 And they go, well, no.

01:08:34.620 Not for you.

01:08:35.480 Those rules aren't for you.

01:08:36.800 The DA really wants to throw the book at you for this one.

01:08:39.780 He's taking an interest in your case.

01:08:41.900 It's like, what?

01:08:42.620 They do nothing for everything, and then once they get one, they go, oh.

01:08:45.820 Oh, so if you can't get arrested in New York for smearing shit in an old woman's face-

01:08:50.700 Well, you can get arrested, but you just get released the next day.

01:08:52.580 You get released immediately.

01:08:53.660 You get a process thing.

01:08:55.560 Isn't that what happened in Gotham City?

01:09:00.320 Yes.

01:09:00.860 We need, like, a Batman?

01:09:02.140 Well, it's interesting, because Gotham City just never catches them.

01:09:05.720 So it's kind of the opposite.

01:09:07.540 The police are trying.

01:09:08.000 We're worse than Gotham City.

01:09:09.320 Yeah, it's like the police are doing it, but then nobody cares.

01:09:12.940 Yeah, the police actually try.

01:09:14.400 There's some corruption for sure.

01:09:15.680 Imagine Gotham City, where every time Batman caught someone, he was back the next day.

01:09:20.340 So-

01:09:20.720 That would be-

01:09:21.240 Batman would quit.

01:09:22.640 Batman would be busy.

01:09:24.340 Yeah, he would-

01:09:24.980 Batman would have to open his own jail.

01:09:26.660 You again.

01:09:27.520 You know, like, in a voice.

01:09:29.720 He would have to, like, take people into his own private jail.

01:09:33.580 Yeah.

01:09:34.020 Batman-

01:09:34.460 Can we do that?

01:09:35.480 Can we make, like, private security that's basically a police force that have your own

01:09:39.100 private jail, like Target does, or Walmart does, where they have, like, a jail on site?

01:09:42.860 But I think there's rules about detainment, you know?

01:09:45.400 But it's like, if you detain some street rat who smeared shit in someone's face, he's

01:09:48.140 not going to go, hey, you can't detain me.

01:09:49.860 He's going to be like, ah, ah.

01:09:51.360 Let me out.

01:09:52.040 Let me out.

01:09:53.180 And you say, no.

01:09:54.340 I don't know.

01:09:55.080 I don't know, man.

01:09:56.180 There's an idea.

01:09:56.880 There's a business idea there.

01:09:58.000 You know, there is certainly a business idea, but I wish the system just even half worked

01:10:04.120 instead, you know?

01:10:05.500 Maybe if we had even half a DA, we'd get something going.

01:10:09.640 We got arrested 47 times before this.

01:10:12.940 That's just, if you get arrested 47 times, that's just lifelong jail.

01:10:17.920 Yeah, you're done.

01:10:19.240 Why are you back out on the street?

01:10:21.160 You again.

01:10:22.140 Batman.

01:10:23.020 You again.

01:10:23.760 It's like, I took out 12 of Falcone's men and it's like, Falcone's back the next day

01:10:30.440 with all 12.

01:10:31.360 Like, this isn't, this is not even, it's worse than Gotham.

01:10:34.800 Spider-Man leaves them webbed up, like webbed up between two buildings after they robbed

01:10:39.100 a grandma.

01:10:39.880 And it's like, please come and cut it down.

01:10:42.020 Cut you out and let you go.

01:10:43.500 Like, oh, sorry.

01:10:44.400 You had to deal with that.

01:10:45.080 We're trying to catch that Spider-Man.

01:10:47.300 Literally.

01:10:47.660 Literally, Spider-Man becomes the bad guy.

01:10:49.160 Yep.

01:10:50.520 There's another clip from Urban Decay.

01:10:52.380 Uh, 70-year-old Asian woman is attacked by a black guy.

01:10:55.900 Again.

01:10:56.920 Uh, we also need to make sure we stop Asian hate.

01:10:59.380 And then obviously white supremacy is a huge problem.

01:11:01.600 Yep.

01:11:02.120 So I'm playing it now.

01:11:03.140 This lady, uh, this is outside of a retirement home at 730.

01:11:06.800 So this is dusk.

01:11:08.020 It's not like wrong place, wrong time.

01:11:09.840 This is this guy victimizing an old person and knowing he was going to, because it's a

01:11:14.220 retirement home.

01:11:15.240 70-year-old Asian woman.

01:11:18.560 This guy doesn't care if you're fighting back.

01:11:20.600 Like, he's getting the bag no matter what.

01:11:24.920 And then he'll.

01:11:25.940 And he's dragging her.

01:11:27.040 He'll get released the next day if they even catch him.

01:11:29.300 Yeah.

01:11:29.600 And then it's like, if that lady's grandson found that guy and just kicked his ass and

01:11:34.720 broke his, broke some bones and smashed his face.

01:11:37.620 I bet that person gets in trouble.

01:11:40.020 Yep.

01:11:40.340 Because it's like an anti-black attack or something.

01:11:42.700 Oh, yeah.

01:11:43.320 This really makes me mad.

01:11:44.780 Mm-hmm.

01:11:45.340 Stop Asian hate.

01:11:46.080 Hey, I'm all for stopping Asian hate.

01:11:47.840 And you know how, you know how you do it?

01:11:50.280 You have to examine every single Asian hate incident.

01:11:53.840 And then you start to do like pattern recognition.

01:11:57.060 You know, you start to look at who are these criminals?

01:11:59.620 Who's doing it?

01:12:00.420 Where's the Asian hate coming from?

01:12:02.520 And then you solve it.

01:12:04.100 And it doesn't seem like anybody's doing that.

01:12:05.680 They just say white supremacy loosely every once in a while.

01:12:09.280 Yeah.

01:12:09.520 And we've shown several Asian-

01:12:11.360 Stop Asian hate.

01:12:12.140 You should arrest the black people attacking the Asian people.

01:12:16.080 It seems pretty simple to me.

01:12:17.520 That's a good start.

01:12:19.180 Moving on.

01:12:22.500 The following is a message from the Patriot Meme Alliance.

01:12:27.480 That was also featured in last week's Bonusland.

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01:12:34.680 Hey, guys.

01:12:35.780 Benny Johnson here.

01:12:37.120 Hello, Benny Johnson.

01:12:38.420 Congratulations on 1 million followers on Instagram.

01:12:42.080 That is a huge accomplishment.

01:12:44.000 Unfortunately, your page has been built on the backs of independent memers,

01:12:47.780 who oftentimes are not appropriately credited.

01:12:51.000 You say the left can't meme, but now we are left to wonder,

01:12:54.480 can you meme?

01:12:55.680 The Patriot Meme Alliance is willing to de-escalate this conflict.

01:12:59.800 Our demands are simple.

01:13:01.160 A public apology and caption credits on every post going forward.

01:13:04.400 If you comply with our demands,

01:13:06.620 total meme warfare can be avoided.

01:13:09.120 If not, you can expect to be crudely photoshopped on top of characters doing really dumb stuff.

01:13:14.380 Soy jacks, NPCs, etc.

01:13:17.040 The world will know the truth about where your memes really come from.

01:13:20.540 To be clear, our issue is solely with you, Benny.

01:13:23.020 We actually really like Nurse Kate.

01:13:24.880 You have 48 hours to respond.

01:13:26.660 We are the Patriot Meme Alliance.

01:13:30.120 Whatever goes around, comes around.

01:13:33.040 You reap what you sow.

01:13:36.120 So, Patriot Meme Alliance had a message.

01:13:40.120 Hopefully it's received.

01:13:41.800 Benny Johnson, stop stealing people's memes without crediting them.

01:13:45.120 This is not a hateful thing.

01:13:47.160 We like Benny Johnson.

01:13:48.680 We just don't want...

01:13:50.580 We just like making fun content.

01:13:52.440 Fun content.

01:13:53.380 And meme makers who have way less following, way less reach,

01:13:57.300 should get credited because they don't have all the resources that Benny does.

01:14:00.760 And if Benny steals their memes, gets all the credit, it doesn't really make sense.

01:14:04.060 We're all in this together.

01:14:05.780 You reap what you sow.

01:14:08.140 Yeah, memes aren't just like discovered or found or ooh.

01:14:12.180 Like someone's opening Photoshop.

01:14:13.760 They're opening apps.

01:14:14.560 They're doing it.

01:14:15.600 So, give credit, guys.

01:14:16.600 We like you, Benny.

01:14:17.580 We want you to credit the Patriot Meme Alliance and whoever you get the memes from.

01:14:22.520 Share their wealth because these people work hard and they don't have the resources you have.

01:14:27.100 So, let's start tagging some people.

01:14:30.000 It's not the same as the Crenshaw section.

01:14:31.720 This was a more fun, lighthearted one.

01:14:33.420 Yeah, yeah, yeah.

01:14:34.420 For sure.

01:14:34.940 And yeah.

01:14:35.300 All right.

01:14:35.680 Moving on to uplifting gold.

01:14:37.740 We're almost at the I shaved my beard part.

01:14:39.680 Do you have the clippers?

01:14:40.560 I have the clippers.

01:14:41.440 Yeah.

01:14:41.760 I don't know.

01:14:42.620 You just announced that.

01:14:43.880 You don't even tell me anything.

01:14:44.780 Uplifting gold.

01:14:47.400 Let's see.

01:14:48.960 The basketball floor cleaners.

01:14:52.120 This is one of those where it's like, why is it an uplifting gold?

01:14:54.700 It's an uplifting gold because it didn't happen to us.

01:14:56.780 Yeah.

01:14:57.320 So, part of uplifting gold is just kind of bad things happening to other people, but it's not us.

01:15:01.760 And it's entertaining.

01:15:03.640 Naz is such a good roller, too.

01:15:06.040 J-Mac is so good.

01:15:07.060 The ball boy on the floor.

01:15:08.580 That's a technical foul.

01:15:10.520 Wow.

01:15:10.880 How is there no whistle?

01:15:12.140 That has to be a whistle.

01:15:13.900 That's a technical one.

01:15:14.200 So, for the audio only people, it's a basketball highlight where it's a quick turnover and then the people mopping up the floor get ran into by the opposing team.

01:15:22.500 So, it's maybe a thing we can all learn from.

01:15:24.220 I like to learn lessons from other people's mistakes so I don't have to learn that same lesson with my own mistakes.

01:15:29.540 Exactly.

01:15:29.880 And that is a pretty good example.

01:15:33.020 Head on a swivel always and always-

01:15:35.540 Don't turn your back to the 6'10 NBA players who can run full steam down the court.

01:15:40.240 Exactly.

01:15:40.800 Don't turn your back to the action, folks.

01:15:43.280 Head on a swivel.

01:15:44.340 Don't turn your back to the action.

01:15:46.120 And prepare for the worst-case scenario.

01:15:48.980 And also, what is this?

01:15:50.580 New York City or something?

01:15:51.860 The DAs?

01:15:52.680 These refs?

01:15:53.380 Are they appointed by the New York DA?

01:15:55.400 Because the announcers are like, this should be a technical.

01:15:58.020 And just nobody calls it?

01:15:59.280 Yeah.

01:15:59.540 So, there's no standards anymore?

01:16:00.780 It's like, clearly there was a collision with the mop.

01:16:02.240 We like the home team.

01:16:03.360 Yeah.

01:16:03.760 If the other guys did that, it'd be a problem.

01:16:05.540 This is in Oklahoma City.

01:16:06.980 So, the moppers are the home teams.

01:16:08.960 It's a good-

01:16:10.240 And they didn't score either.

01:16:11.320 So, it was actually, like, a problem.

01:16:13.540 It should have been a technical.

01:16:14.820 Like, where are the standards here?

01:16:16.340 There's no whistle.

01:16:16.880 No standards anymore.

01:16:17.740 It's all just ballpark based on feelings.

01:16:19.880 Eh, those guys are embarrassed.

01:16:21.560 Let's just let them play.

01:16:23.180 Have you ever had anything embarrassing like that happen to you?

01:16:25.880 Like, in a sporting event like that?

01:16:27.280 Or anything, like, really embarrassing where everyone saw you do something bad.

01:16:31.360 Or have something bad happen to you.

01:16:33.500 Pee your pants.

01:16:35.040 I did pee my pants once, but-

01:16:36.880 Everyone knew?

01:16:37.760 No.

01:16:38.360 I was, like, running home as a little kid.

01:16:40.580 And it was like, you know, you really have to pee.

01:16:43.300 Um, and I did, like, I was running to my fence, and I did a quick flip up.

01:16:48.520 Like, a flip of the, uh, gate, you know?

01:16:51.920 And I did a flip, and then I was blowing through it.

01:16:54.880 But then I flipped.

01:16:56.480 It didn't flip all the way.

01:16:57.660 And I ran into the fence, and it was like a-

01:17:00.040 Gut hit while you had to be.

01:17:01.700 Gut hit stopped me, and I just pissed my pants when I was, like, in first grade.

01:17:04.180 Wow.

01:17:04.700 Yeah.

01:17:05.060 But I don't think a lot of people knew that or saw that.

01:17:07.620 That's good.

01:17:08.180 Yeah.

01:17:08.620 So, it wasn't public humiliation.

01:17:09.940 I piss my pants all the time.

01:17:11.800 I know that's embarrassing.

01:17:13.120 Are you admitting to pissing your pants all the time?

01:17:14.460 But I always just, like, road trips, for example, I'll just, like, hold it to the last

01:17:18.960 second.

01:17:19.380 And I don't piss my pants.

01:17:21.640 But I'm, like, running to the bathroom a lot, and I'm, like, really to the last second

01:17:26.580 a lot of times.

01:17:26.720 You're a poor planner.

01:17:27.880 You're just-

01:17:28.360 I'm a poor planner.

01:17:29.560 I had an embarrassing thing happen to me when I was in sixth grade.

01:17:33.200 Which year?

01:17:35.200 Oh, LOL.

01:17:35.880 Well, I did sixth grade twice, is what I-

01:17:38.060 Fleckis was held back.

01:17:38.960 He was stupid.

01:17:41.380 It wasn't because I was too stupid.

01:17:43.060 It was because my mom, who everyone heard from last week, was very smart.

01:17:46.700 And we have three boys in our family, and we had a choice to be either the younger kids

01:17:51.920 of one grade or the older kids in the grade below.

01:17:55.340 Yeah.

01:17:55.620 So, we all repeated sixth grade, and it really helped for football.

01:18:00.020 I know.

01:18:00.260 We have three boys, and we all played college.

01:18:01.640 I'm just playing with you.

01:18:02.120 Three boys all played college football.

01:18:03.380 I know.

01:18:03.940 It works.

01:18:04.460 I wish my parents had done that with me.

01:18:06.460 Yeah.

01:18:06.700 It's a great idea.

01:18:07.500 Because I'd be 19 in high school, just like all state.

01:18:09.780 Well, I was 18 in high school.

01:18:11.060 We didn't go that far.

01:18:12.860 But Chinese Donut Boy was 19 in high school.

01:18:14.840 Really?

01:18:15.360 Yeah.

01:18:16.660 He was like buying dip and like allowed to.

01:18:19.600 That's great.

01:18:20.700 But I had an embarrassing thing.

01:18:22.160 When I was in my sixth grade, the first time, we went on a school trip, and we had like-

01:18:26.040 It was the first time like leaving home, like on a school trip without your family.

01:18:29.280 And we were staying in like this cabins and like the-

01:18:32.440 An overnight trip?

01:18:33.120 An overnight trip.

01:18:33.880 And like cabins in the woods, we learned about like owls, and they-

01:18:37.120 I did this similar trip.

01:18:38.220 They spit the pellets out of the bones.

01:18:40.340 So, at night, we had like a talent show, dance contest, talent show, singing thing, and

01:18:46.960 everyone went up and did like 30 seconds of whatever.

01:18:50.420 And I did the chicken dance.

01:18:52.260 Oh.

01:18:52.700 And I was going like this.

01:18:54.220 Humiliating.

01:18:54.700 And I-

01:18:55.260 Well, that's not even the bad part.

01:18:57.060 I farted.

01:18:58.620 No.

01:18:59.140 And everyone heard.

01:19:00.100 And then one of my friends-

01:19:01.340 That's not like you.

01:19:02.520 One of my-

01:19:03.320 One of my friends looks at me and goes, dude, we don't fart in front of girls.

01:19:10.860 It was so embarrassing.

01:19:12.220 It's like, I know, dude.

01:19:12.980 I'm so embarrassed.

01:19:14.460 And then, yeah, that was like sixth grade.

01:19:15.940 I never forgot.

01:19:16.440 I think about it like every 12 seconds.

01:19:17.800 I think about that.

01:19:18.640 That's crazy, man.

01:19:19.500 Yeah.

01:19:19.740 Let's move on.

01:19:20.400 You're haunted by that, huh?

01:19:21.360 I'm haunted.

01:19:21.960 Yeah.

01:19:22.120 Uh, the Charlotte MLS Anthem.

01:19:25.500 Yeah.

01:19:25.860 Is this soccer?

01:19:27.480 Major League Soccer, yeah.

01:19:28.940 Oh, yeah.

01:19:40.760 So, she's singing the anthem.

01:19:42.260 The mic cuts out and everyone sings the anthem and finishes it.

01:19:47.600 And that's nice.

01:19:48.620 That's uplifting gold.

01:19:49.460 That makes you think, America's still got it.

01:19:52.840 We still got a chance.

01:19:53.640 People still care.

01:19:54.460 People still like this place.

01:19:55.900 Maybe most people.

01:19:58.940 But I wish the people who like soccer would care about America.

01:20:03.400 Yeah.

01:20:03.600 If you're going to go support your team and buy this stuff and hate the other team's fans and care.

01:20:08.840 Yeah, it's a nationalism on your sports teams.

01:20:11.360 Yeah.

01:20:11.600 But nothing for America.

01:20:12.740 Yeah.

01:20:13.300 Like, we soaked up all of our nationalism and we put it to, like, tribal stuff, like sports, BLM.

01:20:20.740 I'm all confused about this because, like, on the same hand, like, you know, the people who were talking about reparations and the people who were saying, you know, we mentioned that earlier.

01:20:29.280 But the people who say shop local, they don't say buy American, you know?

01:20:35.880 So it's like, yo, shop local.

01:20:37.680 Don't buy Target.

01:20:38.780 Don't buy from Walmart.

01:20:39.900 But they don't say buy American.

01:20:41.940 So it's like.

01:20:42.800 The nationalism that could exist.

01:20:44.380 Exactly.

01:20:44.480 They already are, like, controlling the language around it.

01:20:46.560 Yeah.

01:20:46.700 And, like, no.

01:20:47.600 Like, not fully.

01:20:48.440 Not America.

01:20:49.480 It's local.

01:20:50.460 It's like they're removing it.

01:20:51.780 So there should be two waves, you know?

01:20:53.260 Yeah.

01:20:53.320 There should be, like, the shop local and then the buy American and then, like, oh, American can't do, you know, oh, I like German cars, though, or something, you know?

01:21:01.400 Mm-hmm.

01:21:01.500 Mm-hmm.

01:21:01.680 Mm-hmm.

01:21:02.540 So that's really weird to me.

01:21:03.880 And I used to make fun of that.

01:21:05.820 I used to have a friend who would only buy American cars.

01:21:09.780 And I was like, why?

01:21:11.340 You know?

01:21:11.680 Like, that's weird.

01:21:12.580 Like, aren't you limiting yourself?

01:21:14.060 And I was just a consumer at that point.

01:21:16.900 So buying American is always a good thing and shopping local is always a good thing.

01:21:22.020 Both are true.

01:21:23.160 But you oftentimes just see someone with one side of that.

01:21:25.900 Exactly.

01:21:26.420 And you're there cheering on the soccer players who are collapsing with myocarditis.

01:21:30.860 It's like, let's see what's going on.

01:21:33.500 Don't wait for them to ruin your sport completely to start caring about American nationalism.

01:21:39.720 Last clip.

01:21:40.820 Broader lessons here.

01:21:42.000 Broader lessons of that one thing.

01:21:44.880 Final clip.

01:21:46.160 The found money kid.

01:21:48.260 So they're in a store.

01:21:50.020 This guy is paying.

01:21:51.500 He leaves.

01:21:52.020 He drops money.

01:21:53.420 And this nice little kid picked it up and returned it.

01:21:57.440 And the guy, it looks like the guy just said you can keep it to the kid.

01:22:05.580 And that's nice.

01:22:06.640 And that kid's being raised properly.

01:22:08.180 He has good parents.

01:22:08.940 And it's kind of the overarching theme of the episode.

01:22:12.820 And what we're going through as a country, I obviously don't have any children yet.

01:22:15.940 I'm going to have a lot one day.

01:22:18.320 But it's like if you raise them right, you can solve the problems in the long game.

01:22:21.640 Because in the long game is the way to win.

01:22:23.920 The problems we're facing as a country are like years and years entrenched, baked into our system now.

01:22:30.520 All the corruption and evil things.

01:22:32.640 But the good news is the conservatives value life and family and tradition and God.

01:22:38.200 So we're the people that will have kids.

01:22:40.100 And then the left likes to abort the kids and make the kids transgender and gay.

01:22:44.560 And they're not going to have kids themselves.

01:22:46.700 So we have an opportunity here in the long game to win as long as we raise the next generation well.

01:22:52.360 And I think Gen Z is going to have a crisis.

01:22:54.320 You know those Gen Zers who it's like 23% identify as some sort of LGBT.

01:22:58.520 Like, all right, so then Gen Z will only have based kids, right?

01:23:03.580 Like the only ones who are going to reproduce are going to be.

01:23:06.740 And that's interesting.

01:23:07.740 And they're all vaccinated.

01:23:08.900 But all the illegal people that came here and all the illegal undocumented people, they're not vaccinated.

01:23:15.560 They just showed up.

01:23:16.400 And now they're going to have a lot of kids.

01:23:18.040 All right, we'll explore this on.

01:23:19.340 I actually thought we solved the problem.

01:23:21.560 But then I realized.

01:23:22.560 It got worse.

01:23:22.980 It got worse because like the Democrats know that too.

01:23:25.380 And that's why they have all the illegals here who aren't vaccinated.

01:23:29.440 Oh, okay.

01:23:30.200 So that's dark.

01:23:31.040 All right.

01:23:31.420 Final segment.

01:23:32.480 Bad realization.

01:23:33.320 The I shave my beard section.

01:23:35.860 Excited to see this one.

01:23:36.820 What happened?

01:23:37.700 I've had my beard forever.

01:23:39.540 And today is not the day it goes away.

01:23:43.280 Guys, it was clickbait.

01:23:44.620 I lied.

01:23:46.180 Times are tough on YouTube.

01:23:47.660 I need that algo push.

01:23:49.080 I need people watching till the end.

01:23:51.260 And unfortunately, I had to lie to get you here.

01:23:57.380 And I'm not proud of it.

01:23:59.060 I'm sorry.

01:24:00.320 I'm not going to shave my beard.

01:24:01.940 Obviously, that would be stupid.

01:24:03.280 I love my beard.

01:24:04.080 And one day maybe I will.

01:24:05.940 But it was clickbait.

01:24:07.380 I lied.

01:24:08.240 If you lied about this, what else are you lying about?

01:24:10.340 Nothing.

01:24:10.580 Is my question.

01:24:11.260 That's the only thing.

01:24:13.440 Shame.

01:24:14.160 Shame.

01:24:14.920 Shame.

01:24:15.720 Shame.

01:24:16.480 I'll take it.

01:24:17.140 And I deserve it.

01:24:17.900 It's not good.

01:24:18.520 I'm not proud of it.

01:24:19.580 I want to see that chin.

01:24:20.780 Let me see that neck.

01:24:22.040 I haven't seen this chin or neck in so long that if I shave my beard, I probably wouldn't

01:24:27.420 even recognize myself.

01:24:28.500 I know.

01:24:28.940 You'd be like a weird dad.

01:24:30.200 Especially shaved down to the razor shave.

01:24:34.000 And then if I did shave it down, would I even be able to grow a beard back?

01:24:37.440 Take a long ass time.

01:24:38.880 It doesn't make sense.

01:24:39.780 So obviously, I'm not shaving my beard.

01:24:41.140 I lied.

01:24:42.000 I'm sorry.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - March 11, 2022

EPISODE 023 CRINGE OF THE WEEK ｜ THE PROBLEM WITH CRENSHAW ｜ FLECCAS SHAVES HIS BEARD ｜ PHONY ZELENSKY

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