​EPISODE 024 WORLD WAR REDDIT | BATMAN REVIEW | DIET HACK | CRINGE OF THE WEEK
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1 hour and 16 minutes
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Summary
On today's episode of Flaggy Talks: The Podcast, we discuss the new Batman movie and why we don't like it. We also discuss the Ukraine-Russia situation and why it's not our fight to fight. And last but not least, Juicy Smooth A is now in jail and I have a pretty tasty conspiracy theory that can't go unheard.
Transcript
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All right, welcome back to Flaggy Talks the Podcast, episode 24. Today on the show,
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I saw Batman and did not like it. I'm going to tell you why. We discovered a new diet hack
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that everyone needs to know. There is a jaw-dropping woman of the year section. Let's
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just say it puts the man in woman. We're going to go over the Ukraine-Russia situation and tell
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you why it's not our fight to fight. And last but not least, there is a Juicy Smooth A section.
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Juicy Smooth A is now in jail and I have a pretty tasty conspiracy theory that can't go unheard.
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All of this and more. It's Flaggy Talks the Podcast, episode 24. Ranked the best new podcast
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of all time. Because words are just words until action actually starts. And action speak louder
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than words. But at the same time, words speak louder than action because sometimes it's the
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right thing to do. Very cool. Very cool. It's Flaggy Talks the Podcast featuring Richard.
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Two Kobe episodes so far. It's pretty good. RIP to the legend, the GOAT. Let's get right into
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some good action, some housekeeping stuff before the show gets going.
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As always. Before we go on, guys, like this video. Hit the like button. I never tell anyone
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to like the videos. And I feel like they kind of, the videos go on and then people get mad
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Yeah. So before we get into the controversial stuff that you're not going to like, why don't
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you just like this video right now? It goes a long way. So a couple of days ago, I saw
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It was three hours long. And first thing, it was very dark. I don't mean in some artsy
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noir way where it was like, oh, it was dark. I mean, it was literally too, it was, I was
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It was just in the dark the whole time and I couldn't see anything. And I guess that's
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part of it or everyone's like, oh, it's supposed to be like that. I didn't know that.
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And just so you guys know, there are going to be some spoilers in this section. So if
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you want to use the timestamps and jump ahead, I highly recommend that because there are
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going to be spoilers. I'm not going to hold back. First thing I didn't like Bruce Wayne
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in this one was a total bitch boy. You know, historically Bruce Wayne is like a Chad billionaire
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who's fighting for the legacy of his family. He's a playboy. He's a philanthropist. He does
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well with women. Everyone wants to be him. And he's Batman. Of course this one, he was
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like a little emo bitch boy who wears his eye makeup outside of the mask and he had his
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hair like this. And it's just like some guy from good Charlotte who hates his dad. So
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Did you say he was anti-wealth too? Like he did?
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Yes, exactly. So historically the Wayne family was this, you know, very rich family in town who was
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doing good things. And that, you know, obviously the parents were killed and Batman became Batman
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because of that. In this one, they really did not like the, I guess the white privilege aspect of
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it. The wealthy family, the words white privilege were said in the movie. Cool. Which is obviously a
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red flag right away. And old Bruce Wayne was a Chad, whatever. This Bruce Wayne was like ashamed
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of his family. One of the plot lines in the movie was the Wayne family was corrupt. So Bruce Wayne
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finds out his family and his family's wealth, his legacy was corrupt. Probably built on stolen
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land type thing. Pretty much. Yeah. So Batman in this one is like ashamed of his family. He's like
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this emo guy. He has his hair down. He looks like someone from an emo band and he's got his eye makeup
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on and he's just, he hates his dad. And he's just like a little whiny bitch boy. And the Batman I know
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would just be like this. Put these two tables together. Yeah. I own the place. Christian Bale.
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Oh, I'm thinking about buying this hotel. That's, that's the Batman I know. Yeah. So this Batman was
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not that, uh, the bad guy in this Batman was basically like a white incel who had a bunch of online
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followers who all had AR 15s and were willing to like carry out this guy's like agenda and
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manifesto basically. Dude, every villain is white now. Yeah. They used to be like Russian. Then it
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was a Chinese period. Now it's just a white guy. Yep. So they made the bad guy, a white incel guy
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with followers that have AR 15s. Uh, Batman was ashamed of his family and his wealth, his legacy
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and his privilege. And he was just some bitch boy. And the whole thing took place in the dark. So you
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couldn't really see anything. Extremely disappointing. And three hours and three hours. I mean, I, I liked
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it. I liked going to the movies and it was nice, but they kind of did a number on Batman, the
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Batman we all know and love. Well, and there's been what eight or, you know, five iterations
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of Batman. It's like, you can't keep going darker and grittier every time. Eventually it's
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just a black screen. Yeah, exactly. It was so dark. The whole thing took place in the, in the
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rain and in the dark. So it was not for me. I did not like it. I liked the old Batman's.
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I liked the dark night. That's like one of my favorite trilogies ever. Probably my favorite
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movies ever are the dark night series. So a little disappointing, but I can't say that
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I'm surprised, uh, moving on housekeeping. We're still in housekeeping. Uh, did you know
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cannolis the inside of cannolis or cheese? Yeah, it's racote, right? Is it really? You do
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that? Well, it's like, it's the cheese and then it's like powdered sugar or something
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like they soften it. They make it. But it's like a cheese frosting. Yeah. I had no idea.
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Did you guys know that? I did not know. Um, it doesn't change anything for me, but I'm
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just going to enjoy it a little different now. And then also I'm not going to probably
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get cannolis as much as I would have. Really? I thought it changes things for you a little
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bit, a little bit. Like if I'm looking at a dessert platter, I mean, it's like cheese
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versus everything else that's creamy and sweet is like whipped cream. That's like milk. So
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it's kind of the same all coming from the same guy. Speaking of whipped cream, this is not
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our diet hack that we, that we advertise. Whipped cream is like a little secret treat. If you're
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on a diet, you can just eat a whole can of it in one day and it doesn't count. Well,
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no, whipped cream is like a 15 calories for a little squirt. So it's, yeah, it's a nice little
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treat that, uh, there's no carbs too. Yeah. No carbs. Shockingly, I guess. I don't know. You
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eat as much of that as you want. Um, so yeah, cannolis made out of cheese. I did not know
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that. Um, that's interesting. Cause you're Italian too. You should have known that. Yeah.
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Well, no one told me it's like when I was, when I was little too, I used to think calamari
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was onion rings. That's how I ate my first bites of calamari. Cause if I was told it's
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octopus and squid or whatever, as a kid, I wouldn't have eaten it. Interesting. So it's
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one of those things. Soon we're going to find out all these Italian dishes that I love
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chicken parm. You know what that's made of? Seabass. Veal. Yeah. It's the salmon. It's
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disgusting. Um, so yeah, moving on, uh, still on housekeeping, there is a meteor incoming
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apparently. Yeah. Small meteor and it's, uh, asteroid, asteroid, asteroid. It's half
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the size of a giraffe is the unit of measure that was told to us by daily mail or whatever.
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Yeah. The daily mail online, half the size of a giraffe. So it's like, which half? Yeah.
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A giraffe is a very uniquely shaped thing. It's like, if you go horizontal half, it doesn't
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make sense. If you go vertical half, it doesn't make sense. If you, if you slice the giraffe in
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half long ways, I don't know, you know, I don't understand half the size. Couldn't you,
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wouldn't you say the size of an elk? Six meters. I don't know. So now I'm thinking we brought this
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up. Now I'm thinking we got click baited. This is like Trump putting a typo in one of his tweets
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to get higher engagement. Yeah. They just did this for us. So now I feel baited. It's for the clicks.
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You think it has to be what else? Who else would say something like this crazy? That's interesting.
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And that's a good approach. That's where the game is headed. You have to be weird and deceive
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and be speaking in memes to get the retweets. I guess it's the only way to let the world know,
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Hey, there's an asteroid coming. They're not going to listen. What do we do? Uh, tell them
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it's half the size of a giraffe. What's the only way you get a woman of the people to care
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about who the woman of the year is? Make it a man, make it a dude. Okay. We're sure Rapp always
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got some theories and they, uh, I don't know. It's, it's, it all seems like it's too much. It's
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like information overload slash like misdirection. It's like an old magician, like half the size
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of a giraffe. Now you clicked it too late. I sucked you in. So there, everyone's playing
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the game these days. I, I would guess there's no way to get honest. You yourself were in
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the clickbait game last week. You have to shave a piece of your beard right now. Just
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so you don't lie. Oh yeah. Sorry about that guys. Last week I lied and told everyone I
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was shaving my beard and I didn't, but obviously I'm not going to shave my beard and I'm not going
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to do it as like a stunt like that for like 5% more views. Yeah. It didn't even work.
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Um, last piece of housekeeping, Lori Lightfoot. Do you guys see the Lori Lightfoot outfit?
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Yeah. Chief clown world operator. She is full blown a character. Yeah. To say the least.
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She's a nut. Yeah. But it's kind of interesting and I kind of like it. Um, and this is why I
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brought it up in, um, housekeeping growing up. I used to kind of do that. Dress up in funny
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outfits. Yeah. Every holiday, every Christmas, every year I would wear a weird, funny outfit.
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I wore a Japanese outfit. I wore an Indian outfit. I wore a native American outfit. I wore a Texas,
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uh, cattle rancher outfit one time. Okay. So I kind of get what she's doing, but I, I was like
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16 and 18 years old when I did it. This is the 50 year old mayor of Chicago. Who's the worst mayor
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of all time and like doing horrible things. And the city is bad. Everyone's getting murdered.
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This is the leader of Gotham city right here. This is who Batman should have been fighting.
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Get the kilt off. Boom. It's like, no, instead Batman's ashamed of his wealth and he's letting
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crime run rampant. Yep. The white incels are the problem. So that's interesting. Lori Lightfoot
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is the problem. And instead of like taking the city's problems head on, she's trying to find
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Irish outfits to wear and funny things to put on weird ways to dance. Hopefully people forget
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about how miserable I was on COVID if I wear this stupid outfit. And I mean, again, misdirection,
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wear the outfit. What are people talking about? They're not talking about the murders.
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We're talking about my dumb fit. They're not talking about the murders. And it's like,
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we're also so far removed from talking about the COVID stuff too. Everyone forgot about COVID.
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So it's like, all you got to do is just like dangle something new in front of the audience.
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And then, Oh, COVID. What was that? Like two years ago. Didn't the Democrats just solve that?
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Yeah. We snapped our fingers. That was gone. All right. So Lori Lightfoot, uh, you know,
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a little bit of a character, but nothing too crazy that I've never done. Nothing I've never done
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before. Yeah. Yeah. Hey, I'm not going to be mad at her. She looks like an idiot, you know?
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Like, but wow. Totally respect the full nut move by her. All right. Moving on. We're into the show.
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Now that was a quick housekeeping. We are into the show. Richard Rappoy and I, and our crew of
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friends discovered a very, very good diet hack. We discovered this page, which is basically like
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an insulin spike graph page ran by this woman. Uh, it's called glucose goddess. It's a fantastic
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page. It graphs like the insulin spikes and tells of like meals you would eat or little snacks you
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would have and tells you ways to like limit the, how much insulin spiking is happening. Um, this is
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obviously not an ad. We don't know this person. We've never spoken to this person who runs this page.
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They probably don't want anything to do with us. They probably hate us. Yeah. They probably
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don't respect you at all. But from her page, we have learned, uh, ways to reduce our insulin spikes.
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For example, if you eat four grapes, your insulin will spike like this. But if you eat four grapes and
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some cheese, your insulin will spike like this, which is a little different. So you didn't know
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add cheese to everything you eat. It helps. I've already been doing that. Yeah. I've already
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even eaten loaves of cheese on my own. Um, and then another one, look at this one. This is how
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much your insulin level spikes with pasta, but this is how much your insulin spikes with pasta.
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If you eat a salad before, and then you think about it and it's like, why do we eat salad before
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our meals? Oh, it's random, whatever people eat vegetables. It kind of makes sense. The traditional
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way was probably the healthier way we assumed it was randomly selected, but then you learn more
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about it. And then you go back to tradition. Yeah. Traditions don't start for no reason,
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right? Yeah, exactly. So salad before the pasta reduces the insulin spike a lot more. If you eat
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just the pasta, it's going to, it's going to rip. Um, and also a big thing that we learned from this
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person's page is woman's page vinegar, apple cider vinegar, apple cider vinegar, guys,
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you drink apple cider vinegar. You basically do whatever you want. The rules are off.
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The rules are 100% off. And it makes sense because apple cider vinegar is disgusting and you can't
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just eat like the good yummy stuff. Like you can't have Sour Patch Kids, yummy, yummy. And then it's
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like to balance that out, you need like gross, ewy, ewy throw up. So you have to pay your dues. You
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have to pay your dues. So if you're going to eat something horrible and you drink some apple cider
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vinegar beforehand, it kind of insulin level, it kind of levels out. And it's like, yeah, you split the
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difference. So I, uh, put together a little chart, uh, on how to, you know, if you're going to have a
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cheat meal, like for example, I just use one of my own meals as an example, uh, how to limit the
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insulin spike from a cheat meal. So if you were to eat a French dip with some zebra cakes, a pack of
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Sour Patch Kids, King size Reese's, and then Hershey's with almonds, your insulin spike would kind of look
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like this off the chart. You're going to die. If I told this to the woman, she'd be like, Hey,
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we need to call somebody and make sure this never happens again. You're pre-diabetic. Can you even
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feel your feet? Yeah. This should have killed you. And if I, if I don't report or help you,
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I'm complicit in your death. Uh, and if you want to like, even that spike out,
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didn't you get banned from Uber Eats? No, they had me on cholesterol watch.
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Uh, so, so if you don't, uh, want this horrible spike to ruin your life from this one meal,
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uh, all you got to do is drink vinegar before, take a little walk after and you'll probably be
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fine. And that's what we, that's what we figured out. Weren't you telling me like somebody in
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Romania or one of those kinds of countries, they, after people eat dinner, they all go for a walk.
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They just, I think Albania, Albania, and they take like a post dinner walk to like get rid of the
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excess. They call it. They just meander around the neighborhoods. Yeah. That's a good idea. I like
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that. Yeah. That's basically what we do. Um, so yeah, if you're eating all that stuff,
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the king size Reese's Reese's rap boy says Reese's and I say Reese's pieces, which, which is like
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proves that you're saying it wrong. Reese's I'm stuck in my way. This is a Kiev Kiev issue.
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It's not. You say Reese, you say Reese's and it's like, Hey, can you hand me a Reese? No one would
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ever say that. Can you hand me a Reesey? That's what I say. Yeah. That's the problem. Have you a Reesey?
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There's no Reesey. Okay. Okay. Uh, moving on. About to get into the real show before we do
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Juicy Smoothie. Last week, obviously he was what? Sentenced? Yeah. He was sentenced. Um,
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which came like months and months after his guilty verdict. Yeah. Like years old at this point,
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like the whole thing happened in what? 2019. 2019. Yeah. So, so three years later,
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the wheels of justice finally turned. Yeah. So here's the thing. He was found guilty. He was
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150 days plus probation in Cook County, in Cook County, which is not, it's not a friendly prison
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boys. Um, but what he was saying, which I thought was interesting and I'm a conspiracy minded person.
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I like to like hear things out and you know, play the odds. Rings true to me. Yeah. Rings true to me
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situation right here. So Juicy was saying, I'm not suicidal. I did not do this. I'm innocent.
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So if you hear that, obviously this could be the ramblings of a madman, gay, selfish actor,
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attention seeking, attention seeking, doubling down, tripling down at this point. But it was
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interesting because he said, I'm not suicidal and I'm innocent. And in this situation, when the evidence
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is so clear in order to be innocent, he would, that would mean that there's someone above him
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that he, you know, concocted this thing with and he created this fake hate crime with maybe someone
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who even approached him and pressured him to do it. So you're thinking he's more of a patsy and that's
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why he says he's innocent. Cause remember when this happened, it was 2019. It was before 2020
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election in the middle of like the, you know, race based, uh, tension in the country. Everything was
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so racially divided, uh, the protest stuff like that. So when he did this, it wasn't for no reason.
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So I think, and this is a conspiracy and this is not proven, but it's like, if you have a high level
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person approach you similar to Kamala Harris or the Obama's like that level, that type. Okay. And then
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they say, Hey, we're going to do this fake hate crime. We need you to do it. You're an actor. We know
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you can pull it off no matter what we got your back. You're not going to get in trouble. You're not
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going to go to jail. We got you. And then he does it, gets in trouble, goes to jail.
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And now he's kind of like, what happened? Like, I didn't do this. Someone else did this. Then he
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says, I'm not suicidal. Who would have the power to suicide someone in jail? Somebody pretty high up.
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Whoever suicided Jeffrey Epstein, which is probably the same level of people we're dealing with here.
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That's the same echelon there. Exactly. In the conspiracy. So in my mind, I heard that and it's
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easy to dismiss it. And he's probably, you know, isn't what I'm saying, but there's like a small
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chance, a growing chance at the conspiracy that this was created by people above juicy.
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He was the patsy. They did this fake hate crime. They divide the country and do whatever they would.
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They passed the lynching bill, whatever they wanted to do right after. It makes a good amount of sense
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to me. And him saying, I'm innocent. I'm innocent. I would never do this. It's like, we saw the
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evidence. Everyone knows you did it. So the only way that you could actually be innocent
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was if you had someone huge to rat out. And then if you were going to rat them out,
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then you die, then you die. So, which is why you would right after say, I'm not suicidal.
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Interesting. So there's my theory. What do you think? Does that make sense?
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Yeah, it makes general sense. I'm more of the, like, this was a crazy guy grabbing at straws at the end
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of his like thing. And he finally, like he, every, I bet everyone was in his ear telling him probation,
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probation, probation, probation. And then when he heard that 150 days in prison, something snapped
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in him, something broke. So I think it was more just attention weirdo. Like, I don't want anything
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to happen to me. Um, because I don't, if it was planned by someone high up, it would have been like
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much better, much more believable. They wouldn't have used his workout buddies. They would have used
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actual white guys that they knew they could never get caught, you know? Like, so I think, you know,
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if it was higher up, they probably would have like actually beat them up and it would have been
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actual white guys. They would have stomped them out a little harder than Jesse thought he was
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agreeing to. He'd be like, what the fuck guys? And like, you'd have black eyes and shit and they'd
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be like, make it believable. Um, so I think it was just a guy who was not prepared to deal with
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reality, not to disagree with your point completely, but, um, those are the two options. Those are the
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two options. And I think it was a broken man who was like, did his bubble was burst when he heard
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cook County jail. And I got to respect the hell out of that judge for the way he did it. We were
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watching that. Oh, roasted him. He basically roasted Jesse for like 20 minutes about how
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all he did was this, or he listed all the things he did. And then, uh, led with, you're going to be
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on probation. And he goes, you're going to be on 32 months probation or whatever the number was.
00:20:34.160
And during that time you can fly, you can fly to New York, you can go to LA. And it's like, dude,
00:20:39.360
things are looking great. And then the judge hits him with the boom, one 50 days in cook County jail
00:20:43.920
though. First and his, his world shattered. So which is five months, which is if you're good
00:20:48.780
behavior, I'm sure is the last, Oh, I don't care. I wish it was more. It should have been years.
00:20:53.320
Everybody wishes it was more. That's the whole point. But I'm just happy that someone didn't
00:20:56.920
totally slide by and the, like, I'm happy that he has to go to jail. And, uh, the judge was one of the
00:21:04.600
main reasonings for, um, the sentence, the actually going to jail was no contrition, no, never admitting,
00:21:12.000
uh, any sort of guilt. So Jesse was just, you know, he doubled down, then it was a triple down,
00:21:17.900
then he quadrupled down. I'm innocent after you're being sentenced. Um, and so I love it.
00:21:22.980
You know, the, the thing that he thought was hedging for him came back to bite him in the
00:21:27.160
sentence. Yeah. He, he tripled down. He either has, he either has the straight flush and he's
00:21:33.260
going to beat a full house with a straight flush, or he's just a psycho all in with nothing to lose at
00:21:39.700
this point. So we'll see. Um, and then the groups obviously are saying be at BLM free Jesse,
00:21:45.320
his brothers out there talking like, get my brother out. And it's like, dude,
00:21:49.660
eat your sentence, man. You wasted a lot. And I also thought the number, I think he paid
00:21:54.440
restitution to cook County or Chicago PD, one of those two. And it was like 135 grand or something.
00:22:00.740
It's like, dude, there was like 30 cops working on this for like a long time. Not to mention like
00:22:06.300
court costs, you know, like the whole, everybody who was involved in that courtroom. So I think it
00:22:11.800
was a way low ball on how much money he owed. Yeah. I thought he should have paid more huge time
00:22:16.280
suck. He just wasted everyone's time for three years. Yeah. So we'll see what happens. My theory
00:22:22.100
is my theory. Rap boys theory is probably the correct one. The more reasonable one, but we'll see.
00:22:27.860
He's not suicidal. Uh, and that's for sure. So I don't know when you say I'm not suicidal,
00:22:33.560
it's like, you're, you're hinting at that deep, dark part of the establishment. That's true.
00:22:39.560
But I cabal, you're saying like, Oh, the cabal is going to kill me. Why would the cabal kill you?
00:22:42.680
Cause I worked with them to do the fake hate crime to blah, blah, blah. Yeah. I think he's just so
00:22:47.360
ego, such an egomaniac and so self-absorbed that he had to like, he had to do an outburst. And what,
00:22:53.980
what else are you going to say? Yeah, that's true. All right. Moving on. That's our juicy theories.
00:22:58.920
Uh, moving on. Cringe of the week. Uh, so this first cringe of the week, I have labeled misgendered
00:23:10.120
teacher breakdown. Yep. I have misgendered teachers. So we're same wavelength there.
00:23:16.060
I usually love my job, but lately the one driver that doesn't listen, just constantly misgendered
00:23:25.920
person pretty much made it. So I ain't going to work. We're getting it right now. And I love my
00:23:34.040
job. I really love my job. I love working with these kids. I love doing it. There's only 20 more
00:23:40.320
days left in the school year. First of all, you have a job. Yeah. This person has a job with kids,
00:23:46.760
with kids. So they're in charge of kids, but they're crying because someone at their job does
00:23:52.580
not call them the right fake thing, which leads them to cry and have an outburst. So this person
00:23:58.680
is paid to be in charge of children and then cries when someone calls them the wrong fake thing.
00:24:06.580
Yeah. Not very emotionally mature. Yeah. So that's just like, that should be the, like,
00:24:12.280
oh, you should walk into the principal's office and complain and cry. And then the principal should
00:24:16.560
be like, well, maybe you're not too stable and not emotionally stable enough to.
00:24:20.420
You're just exposed yourself. That guy's getting a raise and you're out at the door.
00:24:25.940
So yeah, these are the people that are teaching our kids.
00:24:28.800
Like what happened to being just emotionally tough, like handling things? Like,
00:24:36.940
Like, it's not, it's not some sort of thing that you can just turn off. It's like, oh,
00:24:41.060
that guy's kind of a dick. He's always passive aggressive to me. I don't like Mike,
00:24:44.700
you know? Or, oh, that guy doesn't do my gender thing. He's not very inclusive.
00:24:48.120
I'm going to stay away from that guy. You know, like he's not my people. I'm going to stay in
00:24:52.940
my silo. You know what I mean? Like toughen up. But now any sort of misgendering or mistreatment
00:24:59.640
in this person's mind is now like the end of the world. What needs to get solved? What needs to get
00:25:04.720
fixed? The world isn't bending to my will enough. I'm crying. And I'm not being reasonable with my
00:25:09.980
will. Like, Hey, we need to bring prayer back to school, you know, or, or Hey, we need to feed the
00:25:16.780
kids healthier lunch. You're talking about someone not calling you the right thing when
00:25:21.320
narcissistic, it's very narcissistic. And it's not obvious what, what, what, you know, what you want
00:25:26.480
people to do. Yeah. And this, uh, teacher, I don't know what they are. This is a perfect pat.
00:25:31.520
It's right down the middle. So, so this is not like you're, you have big fake boobs and you have a
00:25:37.440
big, uh, like wig and no one's calling you miss. It's like, you're right down the middle. I don't know
00:25:42.620
what the hell you want. And the bus driver, was it the driver? She said the driver, there's probably
00:25:46.280
some driver who's like, all right, see you lady. See you ma'am. Like doesn't even know. He doesn't
00:25:51.760
think twice about it. Yeah. Um, we have a really good next one, but before we get there, uh, the guys
00:25:57.680
in the dress at Walmart. Yeah. Let's let's play it. So these are grown men wearing these outfits and
00:26:08.740
you're probably thinking, Hey, maybe they lost a fantasy football thing. Yeah. That was,
00:26:12.860
that's where my first thought, that's my first thought as well. Cause otherwise,
00:26:16.180
why would these adults be doing that? These are like middle-aged ranch workers or something.
00:26:20.880
Yeah. These don't look like the dainty dress. This is when the simulation has a little like
00:26:25.080
glitch. Yeah. And the NPCs get like the wrong outfits. This is like, you do this to your Sims
00:26:30.200
characters. You're like, Oh, I'm going to make him, I'm going to lock all the doors and set the
00:26:35.080
thing on fire. Yeah. Nice dress. Uh, these guys are like 50. Yeah. Very strange. Um, American
00:26:42.620
horror story. Yeah. That's a, that's the American horror story. What do you think actually happened
00:26:47.160
here? I, I think these guys are just real weirdos. This could be a fantasy situation. I don't
00:26:52.520
know. It could be a fantasy football. Well, you guys know, or you know, if anyone looks into
00:26:56.600
it, let us know. Fantasy football ended like three months ago. So it was like, yeah, you're lost
00:27:02.140
and you have to go in public in the dress. That could be what it is. Maybe that's, that's
00:27:06.240
my only hope. I don't know. Those don't look like the type, the misgendered teacher. Yep.
00:27:10.480
The role, um, moving on. We're still in cringe of the week. This is the, this is like the meat
00:27:15.780
of cringe of the week. This is the most important part. My favorite part of cringe of the week,
00:27:20.300
Rachel Levine. What's her, what's her role? Some admiral. She's an admiral. Rachel Levine
00:27:26.280
is on the short bus for woman of the year. Uh, she's potentially going to win woman of
00:27:33.540
the year. Uh, and I was thinking like, if you know, that's as she should. Yeah. Well
00:27:38.280
I was thinking like Rachel Levine, like why should she be woman of the year? And I was
00:27:41.820
thinking like, who else could be like, where are some woman athletes I know? And the only
00:27:45.800
ones I could think of are Leah Thomas, like name a woman athlete in my head. I'm like, all
00:27:50.280
right. Leah Thomas, Mia Hamm. And those are the only Kate, Caitlyn Jenner. Yeah. Those
00:27:57.860
are the only two women athletes I can think of. Brittany Griner just cause she's in the
00:28:04.220
news being arrested in Russia. Yeah. That's all I know, man. But I'm kidding. There's
00:28:08.440
obviously plenty of women athletes. I can name a bunch. Go ahead. Rattle a few off. Um,
00:28:14.380
Maria Webb, I believe is a basketball player. Did you just make that up? I don't know.
00:28:20.280
I really don't know. I thought she was a basketball player, Maria Webb. Um,
00:28:24.280
but it's interesting how they do this. Uh, it's part of like the confusion and I'm calling
00:28:29.840
it like the fog of war. Yeah. And it's like, assume that like where there is a war against
00:28:34.620
the population, against the masses, against the people, against the West. So in this fog
00:28:39.660
of war, you need to make everything as backwards and upside down as possible. So no rational people
00:28:45.820
can get a bearing of where they're at. Yeah. You just, Oh, somebody hit me from here.
00:28:50.200
And like, Oh, exactly. What was it? Well, you know, so it's like anything that could be
00:28:53.820
an easy base hit standard. Oh, woman of the year is Mia Hamm. It's like, Nope, we're not
00:28:59.280
doing that. Woman of the year is a man. Yep. The, you have to wear a mask, even though
00:29:03.680
they don't work. The guy, no one voted for got 81 million votes. You know, like all these
00:29:07.760
little things, Putin's to blame for everything. White supremacy is our country's biggest problems.
00:29:11.720
The kids need to be LGBT. It's like any sort of like place where you can get relief and
00:29:16.200
back to normal and rational is being reversed and replaced with just like this stupid
00:29:22.700
muppetry. Yeah. There's those, uh, like non-denominational pastors who tell you God is
00:29:27.200
non-binary. It's like, what are you talking about? It's like, I actually had a really solid
00:29:31.340
foundation. Yeah. You just got the core and my faith in God and that, that was my foundation.
00:29:37.300
But now God's non-binary. It kind of puts everything on its head. And the fog of war is the definition
00:29:43.400
is confusion caused by chaos of war or battle. Uncertainty in a situ, uncertainty in situational
00:29:48.860
awareness is experienced by participants in military operations. So you're getting shot
00:29:53.860
from every direction. You're like, where'd that come from? They're trying to fuck my kids.
00:29:58.500
Like what's that over there? They're trying to, yeah, they're trying to fuck your kids.
00:30:01.480
I'm a racist. You can't, you have to get a jab to keep your job. Everyone voted for Joe Biden.
00:30:06.960
You block five and then they hit you with three and all of a sudden you're taking a loss.
00:30:11.020
And it's just meant to deceive us and keep the fish brain people onto the, you know,
00:30:17.720
completely on their side and like at their will, like just waiting for the narrative,
00:30:21.840
waiting for the quote truth. Uh, we saw this a perfect example. Remember the truckers that
00:30:27.900
ended COVID, uh, the Canadian truckers, they were Nazis. Remember? Yeah. Trudeau. Oh,
00:30:32.960
they're Nazis. These are people flying Nazi. There was a Nazi flag. One, I sent a guy down there
00:30:37.300
with it. So now I can talk about it for years. Yeah. So the, the, the truckers were Nazis and
00:30:41.640
everyone who watches goes, Oh, I hate Nazis. Nazis are bad. It's like three sick guys doing like,
00:30:46.440
Hey, like all the white people dancing to Indian music. Yeah. So those were Nazis and everyone had
00:30:52.500
to go. Yeah. Nazis. Those were Nazis. That's bad. But now everyone's supporting Ukraine,
00:30:57.180
which has literal murderous Nazi battalions. And those need to be ignored because Salon's going
00:31:04.640
to write an article about how it's a long story where these Nazis are and where they came from and
00:31:09.220
why that, that I, let me read the headline. Are there really neo-Nazis fighting for Ukraine?
00:31:13.400
Well, yes, but it's a long story. Yeah. Are you kidding me? Are you people insane? Yeah. So it's like,
00:31:20.040
it's a long story now. Uh, and basically the way this, but when it was a long story with the truckers,
00:31:25.160
the long story being, Oh, there's actually people from all types of religions, ethnicities,
00:31:28.680
whatever. It wasn't a long story. It was one flag planted one group of like four people.
00:31:33.300
They were all Nazis. That's a short story. That's everyone's a Nazi. That's the short story.
00:31:38.600
Exactly. Everyone's a Nazi. So now it's like, everything is obviously very tribal. Uh, and I've
00:31:44.720
realized it's the weak women and bitch boy men that this narrative is given to, because if you're a
00:31:52.420
bitch boy man, you need to kind of follow the group for survival purposes. Yeah. So it's like,
00:31:59.140
you need to do what everyone says. You need to go along with the consensus because you're not strong
00:32:04.540
enough to look at things rationally, truthfully and say, Ooh, that's not right. This isn't correct
00:32:09.500
because you're not strong enough to do that. So all they have to do is just beat you down and keep you
00:32:14.780
in the tribe. Show Stephen Colbert and John Oliver and say, here's, here's what we think. And then they
00:32:20.640
just go, Oh yeah, I'm going along with that. And it's like a protection thing. They're too weak to
00:32:24.980
make up their own mind and stand alone. So all you have to do instead of like convince people with
00:32:30.620
your ideas or with the truth or what's really going on, instead of doing that, the powers that
00:32:36.240
be just focus on weakening the men, making them bitch boys, making them listeners, put your mask
00:32:41.260
on. Oh, it doesn't do anything. Put your mask on anyway. And now you get these people that are
00:32:46.100
basically like this manufactured consensus, this muppetry 51%. So you get the majority of the
00:32:53.740
population going in a direction, but you never had to convince them with ideas. All you had to do
00:32:58.280
was make them eat poison food, eat bad water, watch pornography, threaten them by losing their job.
00:33:06.880
They don't get the shot. All these things that make the men weak is, has been the focus. And it makes
00:33:12.140
total sense because it's not about convincing people that your stupid ideas are good ideas.
00:33:17.780
It's about just scaring the bitch boys into signing their lives away and get in line, like get back in
00:33:23.480
line. Yeah. Hey, most of the group they're over there thinking this, you don't want to stand out.
00:33:27.900
Do you exactly? So instead, exactly. You don't need to convince people that your ideas are better.
00:33:33.220
You have to just muppetize the men and then they're doing a good job enough. The muppets are in
00:33:38.360
together in a group and now it's a tribe and now everyone's following the muppet group and you can
00:33:42.500
make them believe and say and do very crazy things. As long as John Oliver with his accent
00:33:47.840
tells you how smart and funny your side is. Yeah. As long as John Oliver has a punchline metaphor
00:33:53.700
that tells you how much of a good boy you are. Yeah. How bad the other side is. Exactly. And then once
00:33:59.140
you like fall under that umbrella and you're in the trap, then it's just a matter of like, how much
00:34:04.320
can they emotionally juice you up and get the chings out of you? Yeah. So for COVID, a lot of
00:34:09.720
chings. Everyone got rang out and it was like, imagine a wet towel and you just wring it out and
00:34:14.220
then all the water that comes out is the chings. Ching, ching, ching, ching, ching. And what do you
00:34:18.000
mean? Like ching, like hitting the ground? Or it's just like, uh, you know, when you ding,
00:34:21.760
ding, ding, ding, ding. Yeah. It's like when you get like a slot machine and it goes ding,
00:34:25.040
ding, ding, ding. So it's like, that's what the deep state wants. They want like the, the chings from a human
00:34:29.920
slot machines they're manipulating. So with COVID, you can scare everyone. You wring the towel
00:34:34.260
out. Ching, ching, ching, ching, ching. That was a good one. You got them. But then it started
00:34:36.980
getting dry. Oh yeah. People started getting tired of COVID. The truckers did a really good
00:34:41.280
stand that kind of like created a fork in the road for the deep state. Yeah. If the truckers
00:34:45.780
think you failed or whatever, it's like, you kind of started it. You're it. COVID's over because of
00:34:50.700
you. Exactly. And people's fear of other, uh, you know, movements like that. So it's like the
00:34:56.280
truckers ended COVID. They couldn't keep wringing that towel. They needed a new truckers with a
00:35:01.640
Ukraine kicker. Yeah. So they, so they, they, they re-dunked the towel in the water and that's
00:35:06.180
nuclear war with Ukraine. And then they're ringing that out. Ching, ching, ching, ching, ching. And now
00:35:10.760
everyone is getting like the deep state's getting their squirts from that. Yeah. You Putin shill.
00:35:15.420
You're that's you. So they couldn't just go. I just don't want Americans to die. I just don't want
00:35:19.460
Americans to literally get killed in Eastern Ukraine. So they couldn't go from COVID to nothing.
00:35:24.060
They needed a nuclear war. Nuclear war is a lot of chings. There's other examples too,
00:35:27.640
in the media. There's an article that came out last week about how spiders, the size of a child's
00:35:32.200
hand are falling from the sky. And it's like spiders and the size of a child's, the size of
00:35:38.280
a child's hand. Ooh, imagine a spider in a child's hand. Imagine a spider in your hand. Ah, it's like
00:35:43.600
ching, ching, ching, ching. And they're falling from the sky. Like ching, ching, ching, ching, ching.
00:35:47.680
Like they're doing whatever they can to get those chings. Remember murder hornets, murder hornets,
00:35:52.620
murder hornets right when it was like 2020 with COVID. So if they can rile you up, they
00:35:58.660
got you. Uh, and a lot of work and progress was made for the bad guys with COVID. Like
00:36:03.900
COVID was the tool they use to create the Muppet population. And really they did a good job
00:36:09.680
of like adding numbers. Um, which is the uphill battle we're fighting today. It also woke a
00:36:15.020
lot of people up and woke up a lot of chads, which is good and necessary, but you created
00:36:21.140
an entire population of Muppets that are willing to just nod their head. Yes. And say anyone
00:36:27.980
who's against us is the enemy. Even though you're us, it's just a group of Muppets of
00:36:33.000
all weak people. It's a group of followers and like an LGBT people and trans. It's like
00:36:38.120
you're in street rats. Like your side is just like a trash side. Yeah. The victims. Yeah.
00:36:43.760
It definitely comes in waves too. It comes in waves. There's different times or different
00:36:46.940
things. Uh, Trevor Noah the other day had like a section where he was like, Oh, Trump,
00:36:52.460
you know, Trump wouldn't be getting this. Yeah. When Saudi Arabia wouldn't answer Joe
00:36:56.400
Biden's phone calls. Saudi Arabia wouldn't answer Joe Biden's calls. And Trevor Noah
00:36:59.820
basically said, or maybe it was the UAE. Yeah. One of them. And then Trevor Noah basically
00:37:03.620
said, Oh, like this wouldn't have happened with Trump because blah, blah, blah. And everyone's
00:37:07.620
like, Oh, Trevor Noah's coming around. Trevor Noah gets it. Trevor Noah's seeing the light.
00:37:11.900
It's like the guy says one good thing a year and it's really just anti Biden and he's kind
00:37:16.540
of mocking Trump. And exactly. And just making jokes that go both sides for the first time
00:37:21.880
ever. So like once a year, Trevor Noah will say something and then his handlers will see
00:37:26.180
it, get mad. And then he'll double down the opposite direction. Didn't he have that?
00:37:29.640
The other, didn't he have it with COVID? Okay. Yeah. Like I think with the vaccine or with
00:37:33.660
whatever. And then everyone was like, Oh, Trevor Noah is making a lot of sense. And then like
00:37:37.940
a week later, he said like the worst cup thing ever. You're the, everyone's a racist
00:37:41.560
and whatever. So it's like, I don't know. What do we, uh, sorry. No worries. So they're
00:37:48.060
going to like gaslight you and pretend. So, so it was like with this now with like Trevor
00:37:51.960
Noah and stuff, it's like, we're coming into the 2020 election. We're coming into 2022 election.
00:37:57.940
The Democrats are going to pretend they're the rational ones. They just did like all this
00:38:01.760
horrible stuff for the last few years. And then they're going to pretend, Oh yeah, the
00:38:06.020
economy. It's super bad. Cause we just got out of COVID that Joe Biden ended. Oh, and
00:38:10.460
all these problems, gas prices are super high. Oh, it's because we're in this, uh, Ukraine
00:38:14.340
Russia war and it's, it's Putin's fault. Yeah. And they're going to be the rational
00:38:17.600
ones. Now they're going to try to pretend to be rational and direct the Muppet mob to
00:38:21.740
being like, Oh yeah, we're, we're calm and rational. The Republicans are the crazy ones.
00:38:25.820
And the tick tockers all reporting for duty, sir. What message do you want to send?
00:38:30.220
Yeah, exactly. So prepare to be gas lit. What can we do? I don't know. I've been collecting
00:38:35.160
videos for like a time capsule type thing where I just released weekly videos of everything
00:38:40.100
they've ever done for the last year and a half, almost two years. That's what I've been doing
00:38:44.240
to fight against this. So when people eventually look back years from now, they'll see it and
00:38:49.360
go, Oh, this is what really happened because every, all the videos eventually get scrubbed
00:38:53.940
or removed or deleted. And that's what I was going to say. What percentage of the culture
00:38:57.520
videos do you think are gone off the internet right now?
00:39:03.980
Yeah. Especially some of the urban decay, the BLM riots, the fires, the protests, all that
00:39:14.240
But not, not on this week in culture, we have the time capsule ready. So that's what I've
00:39:18.100
been doing to a, to long game win against these people, but it's a very ugly thing and
00:39:22.540
it's hard to be, it's hard to be involved in cause it's very, it's very much gaslighting
00:39:28.680
and maybe they want you to feel like you're crazy, even though you're the normal one and
00:39:32.580
they promote the crazy as if that's normal. Yeah. So yeah, that was the cringe of the
00:39:36.860
week section. Women of the year, Rachel Levine, congratulations. You deserve it.
00:39:41.700
We love you. Um, and also did you see, um, Grimes?
00:39:47.780
Grimes is kind of like a lucky. I like Chelsea Manning. I think she's cute. Chelsea. Yeah.
00:39:54.540
Chelsea's hot. Um, yeah. And she's doing that cause everyone thinks that Elon Musk is
00:39:59.240
transphobic and then she is like, she said she's like soulmates with Elon Musk. She has
00:40:04.700
like, uh, she's just being like, she's dating a trans person just to be like, I don't agree
00:40:08.920
with Elon. I'm dating a trans person. Clearly it's like very much a virtue signal, like controlled
00:40:14.800
move. It's like a PR relationship. Um, well, cause her fan base, I don't listen to Grimes's
00:40:20.780
music, but her fan base is all like these anarchist type, like anti-capitalist, like,
00:40:26.320
and then Grimes goes and marries the richest man literally on earth. Um, which is pretty
00:40:30.940
hilarious to me. So it's like, so this is her way of reclaiming. Like I'm still with, uh,
00:40:35.120
I'm still with the, the, the, the degenerates. I'm not. Yeah. So I'm doing weird shit.
00:40:40.480
It's very interesting. And Elon Grimes, it's like Elon, some sort of alien guy. Grimes is
00:40:46.420
like an alien girl. It might just be from the same planet, same pod. They came in on
00:40:50.700
the same pod on earth. And that's why they like each other. I don't get it, man. I'm
00:40:53.800
not going to even try to understand it. I don't fully get it either. Uh, speaking of
00:40:57.060
COVID, I don't think she's attractive. I don't think she's like a little bug. Yeah. So I,
00:41:01.640
Elon, Elon can do better. She's like a witch. Yeah. Vibes are off. Vibes are off.
00:41:06.600
Vibes are off. And they're also having a kid via surrogate. Their second kid via
00:41:11.240
surrogate, I believe. Really? Even though the first kid was normal, like just normal
00:41:15.400
conception. And she's like, yeah, we're soulmates, but we disagree on so much that
00:41:20.980
it's like, we can't be together, but we want to be. And they're having a kid via
00:41:25.160
surrogate. I think a second one. Which is so weird. Acquiring a baby, just like
00:41:30.360
Anderson Cooper, just like Pete Buttigieg, just like all the boys. Acquire a baby.
00:41:34.860
Acquire a baby. Uh, yeah. Would you ever do that? Acquire a baby? Yeah. Would
00:41:39.860
you ever adopt a baby maybe? Okay. All right. That's, but you'd never like save
00:41:44.700
your wife from labor and get some henchman. No, no. Cause it's so funny because
00:41:48.640
they do, people talk about the, uh, everything's Harry Potter. Everything's
00:41:52.960
the handmaid's tale. And it's like these high up celebrities are doing
00:41:57.140
handsmaid tale shit. Oh yeah. Have someone, they pay them, you know, isn't the
00:42:01.700
entire thing about forced breeding in, in that? Yeah. And so, I mean, they're
00:42:05.400
doing it. Acquiring babies left and right. So, uh, it's a, that's a case of
00:42:09.600
projection. I think. I could agree with that. Uh, we have a very abbreviated
00:42:14.100
COVID section. Um, there's been a bunch, maybe not COVID section. Actually, I take
00:42:18.340
that back. This is not the COVID section. Don't tell YouTube. Don't tell YouTube
00:42:22.660
anything. This is the recent blood clot for young, uh, attractive, athletic
00:42:27.400
women. Exactly. I, I misread the title page. This is not the COVID section. This
00:42:34.160
is the strange blood clot section for young people, which actually isn't that
00:42:39.400
strange. Cause there was some articles that came out saying that young people
00:42:42.420
are more likely to get blood clots than usual because of what they're bad
00:42:46.040
lifestyles. Yeah. It's smoking probably. Yeah. It's probably smoking. Kids
00:42:49.940
flush cigarettes. And, uh, high cholesterol, you know, those skinny 23 year old
00:42:52.840
girls, their cholesterol is up here. So Haley, uh, Haley Bieber. Yeah. Haley
00:42:58.180
Baldwin Bieber. Haley Baldwin Bieber had a blood clot or something similar in her
00:43:03.580
brain. Like a mini stroke. It was basically a mini stroke. She's getting
00:43:06.580
treatment now. And then Nellie Korda, is that her name? Yeah. Nellie Korda.
00:43:10.440
And it should be Kelly Norda, but yeah, that's her parents flipped the letters at
00:43:15.040
the last minute. They fucked that up. Um, so she had one too, a little bit of a
00:43:19.760
blood clot. She's the number one golfer in the world. Number one golfer in
00:43:22.480
America. So apparently there's someone outside of America. It's strange that
00:43:26.560
these blood clots are happening in young people like this. And these are like
00:43:30.480
famous people. So it's like the numbers I'm sure are worse. It's like less
00:43:35.700
known people, uh, keep an eye out for that. Well, and I just wanted to read this
00:43:40.580
headline. It said blood clots like Haley Bieber's are happening in younger and
00:43:43.620
younger people. A vascular neurologist explains how blood clots can form and
00:43:47.180
stroke like symptoms to look out for. And then it's like the things that he
00:43:50.260
named in the article are smoking, high cholesterol, like bad, high meat diet.
00:43:55.940
And it's like, yeah, but younger and younger people also got one thing really
00:44:00.980
hard. The last couple of years, multiple times, they got multiple injections of it.
00:44:05.980
I don't know. I'm not saying anything, but the author draws no comparisons to the
00:44:13.660
There's no conspiracy there because we're not allowed to say it on certain
00:44:18.180
platforms. So, so that's not the COVID section. That is just the random blood
00:44:22.740
clots section. Yeah. That's the random blood clots section. Uh, wear your masks
00:44:26.200
people. Yeah. Get your boosters, get your fourth booster booster. I said the, and
00:44:31.680
Pfizer's out there pumping the fourth booster, like a degenerate gambler, like, ah, this is
00:44:35.860
my lucky break. My last one. Like it's so bad. People have moved on. They're into the
00:44:39.880
war. It's like, no, we can get them for one more. It's like, dude, come pull away. Get
00:44:43.840
away from the machine, man. I'll give you a ride home. Yeah. And then I think, I think
00:44:47.720
I saw Pfizer also pulled out of clinical trials in Russia too. It's like, oh no, we
00:44:53.040
won't have mighty Pfizer in Russia for new drugs. Russia is making out like a champ from
00:44:57.940
this whole situation. We'll get to that. No porn, no McDonald's, no Pfizer. McDonald's,
00:45:02.160
no Pfizer. Now it's legal to like pirate video games and movies. Yeah. That's the funny
00:45:08.040
part of Russia's doing the counter thing. Like whatever. Yeah. Get what you can. And
00:45:12.760
then also the, they, they sanctioned like Hillary Clinton, Tony Blinken, Joe Biden, Hunter
00:45:20.820
Biden. What exactly were those sanctions? Did you know? I don't know. They just like had
00:45:23.880
like a press release of like the following people are like deemed like international criminals
00:45:28.540
in our mind. So it's like, uh, you know, I'm not going to do the pro Putin stance. We already
00:45:34.700
did that. Well, we're on the no war stance and we're kind of being proven right on that.
00:45:41.620
Yeah. We'll get to that too. International criminals. We'll get to that. We'll get to
00:45:45.200
that section, uh, right after we cover our own country's problems in our urban decay section,
00:45:50.420
which is important. That's what we're here for. Our country has problems. Our country has
00:45:54.060
border issues. Our country has money problems. You notice how the Ukraine Russia section comes
00:45:59.200
at the end of the show because it's like the least important or it's just like a different,
00:46:03.860
it's a, it's a different pillar, but more importantly, we're going to cover the LGBT freak
00:46:08.740
teachers and the urban decay sections. First, talk about Batman, things people actually care
00:46:12.880
about. Batman was important. Good job for doing that. Urban decay. Amazon is leaving their
00:46:18.780
Seattle office. Yeah. Basically, um, Amazon just quietly shut down their Seattle office where
00:46:25.240
1800 people work, citing skyrocketing, violent crime and danger to employees. And so this is one
00:46:30.860
we're actually kind of uniquely positioned for because the last couple of episodes,
00:46:34.860
we've had two clips from Seattle, right? One, the, uh, just long shot of the hobos,
00:46:40.600
like sitting outside the stores. It's like, imagine having a store out there. What are you
00:46:44.760
going to do? They have like an open air market where they're selling stolen goods and doing heroin
00:46:48.580
in front of your store. So that's the actual area that this Amazon office is in. And then the, uh,
00:46:56.160
maybe three weeks ago, we had a baseball bat attack. Oh, back of the head baseball bat,
00:47:00.900
back of the head baseball on a nice young lady. And turns out that woman was an Amazon engineer.
00:47:05.700
Really? Yes. So, so we were ahead of like, we've, we knew exactly. And it's like, but they eventually
00:47:11.800
caught up, but those things we were highlighting every week were actually directly related to Amazon
00:47:16.900
leaving. Yep, exactly. Um, so you've seen those clips, you know, what we're talking about.
00:47:22.540
Basically Amazon is moving 1800 workers from a downtown Seattle office because of rampant crime.
00:47:28.120
And I just want to show some interesting like, uh, dates and timeline and how fast urban decay can
00:47:34.420
happen. Um, so Amazon started this lease for this building. It's like a unique building, like a cool,
00:47:40.320
unique Macy's downtown Seattle. Like if you live in a cool area of downtown, why wouldn't you want to go
00:47:45.340
work there? Short commute, you know, good talent. Uh, they opened it in 2018 and then Seattle city
00:47:52.240
council cut the police budget by $36 million in 2019, one year later. Um, and now, uh, I think in
00:48:01.840
the 2022 budget, Seattle police also decreased, uh, police funding by 7 million. So it's like going down
00:48:07.920
crime is going up. And this is four years later from the signing of the lease where they're saying
00:48:13.440
you guys can all work remote or in a different building because this place is crazy. So it's like
00:48:18.720
less than a college term, you know, less than four years later. They, and you know, when you,
00:48:23.720
when you build a, out an office costs a lot of money, it takes a lot of time. You sign like 10,
00:48:28.520
20 year leases, you know, uh, that's pretty standard in commercial real estate. Um, and you
00:48:34.120
customize it in a place like, yeah, they just had to cut their losses in a place like Amazon. Who's like,
00:48:38.620
you know, Amazon, Google, Facebook. They're like, come on, we got a, we got a cool lunch buffet and
00:48:43.140
like get massages at the ping pong table. So they spend a lot of money. You have kind bars for free
00:48:48.140
in the kitchen, bro. You get the granola today. Um, which is great, whatever. I'm not making fun of
00:48:53.520
that. Like providing shit for your employees is great. Um, but if you can't provide safety,
00:48:59.740
if the city can't provide safety, um, you're dead in the water and you're going to spend money for
00:49:04.940
nothing. Yeah. So, I mean, this is, so the funny thing is the announcements by like these different
00:49:11.240
groups who are responsible for it. Like Amazon wants to be nice and they still want to be there
00:49:14.880
like liberal good boy. Um, but they can't ignore reality. Uh, and so they said their statement was
00:49:21.200
given the recent incidents near third and pine, we're providing employees currently at that location
00:49:24.840
with alternative office space elsewhere. And Amazon spokesman said, we are hopeful that the
00:49:28.820
conditions will improve so that we will be able to bring employees back to this location when it is safe
00:49:33.200
to do so. So it's kind of like a hint, hint, here's our threat. Like we're leaving. We're
00:49:38.260
literally leaving. You guys can't control this area. Um, and then the quote from Seattle mayor,
00:49:43.320
Bruce Harrell, um, his office released a statement that the mayor is working every day to make downtown,
00:49:49.300
uh, working every day to make downtown a safe and thriving neighborhood for residents, workers,
00:49:54.080
and businesses. And it's just like two ships passing in the night. Like we hope something happens.
00:49:59.140
We're not going to be here. Like that's like the shot across the bow. And then the mayor is like,
00:50:03.760
well, we're doing everything we can. It's like, you're not. Yeah. So one person has like an
00:50:09.100
acceptable level to this. Like, and then the PR response of, we take this very seriously is our
00:50:14.760
top priority for our students or civilians in our city to feel safe. And that you just say some nice
00:50:19.800
like sentence, but there's street rats, there's nothing people getting baseball batted and real
00:50:24.660
violent crime. There was released, there was a 15 year old who got shot. Um, and so, I mean,
00:50:29.620
I think we're going to see more of this, like these corporate entities, you know, if, if I said I'm
00:50:37.080
moving there, there actually was another person who had moved their bakery shop. They closed it up.
00:50:41.000
There were just homeless people in front. They're like, I'm, I'm done. It's a bakery. It's like,
00:50:44.780
what do you got? Three, four employees. Unfortunately, Amazon's the only one who can really push this
00:50:49.900
mayor, you know, or the businesses that are involved. Um, and I think we're going to see
00:50:54.620
these hollowed out. That's their tax base. Right. Um, and then, then you're just left bag
00:50:59.340
holding street rats and you go, well, what all my millionaires are gone. What am I going to do?
00:51:04.500
This is a city of street rats now. Yeah. And so I think that, uh, more and more corporations are
00:51:09.440
going to go like the old, uh, Pullman cities, you know, like in Chicago, you'd have like a city pop up
00:51:14.300
to build train cars or whatever. And it was like, everything was owned by the company. Um, why
00:51:20.040
would Amazon go do Seattle? Why wouldn't Amazon just go to some small suburb and be like, Hey,
00:51:26.400
things are pretty good. We're going to give you a ton of money. Let us do what we want and keep us
00:51:30.780
safe. Yeah. You don't think, you don't think some city's going to be clamoring for the opportunity to
00:51:34.800
take 2000 employees, you know? And then Amazon brings all the employees there and then all the employees
00:51:42.000
and Amazon are leftist. And then they've slowly ruined the little town. Yeah. They ruined the
00:51:46.380
little town. It's like, it's a constantly, it's a tail. You're like, tail is chasing the comet.
00:51:50.820
And it's like, the tail is urban decay and progressive policies that end up killing the
00:51:55.380
city. Yeah. So interesting. So hopefully they go kill some other small town over time.
00:52:00.320
Well, I, at least for now, this is going to be interesting to pay attention to attention to,
00:52:05.500
but I like seeing consequences. I like seeing people deal with the consequences of actions that
00:52:10.780
weren't good. Yeah. So this makes me happy. This makes me smile.
00:52:13.720
And we're proven correct. And if Seattle doesn't like it, the people you should get mad at are the
00:52:18.580
representatives and the people that support BLM and all the bad stuff, the corporations that kind
00:52:24.480
of did this on purpose. Yeah. Defund the police movement, whoever's behind that.
00:52:27.880
Yeah. Bruce Harrell does, we're working every day to make downtown a safe and thriving neighborhood
00:52:33.120
for residents, workers, and business. Ding! Baseball bat attack. Like you're not doing anything.
00:52:38.160
Yeah. You're an NPC, Bruce Harrell. Yeah. You're just reading the line that George Soros tells you
00:52:42.480
to say. Yep. Moving on, the knife stabber attack at the MoMA. Is that the MoMA? Yeah. Museum of
00:52:48.280
Modern Art in New York. Which is a place I've been to many times, school trips as a kid.
00:52:52.500
So let's see what's going on at the MoMA. I'll let the video run. It's no sound, but guy jumps over
00:52:59.100
the desk. Basically, he had just been denied entry to MoMA. He jumps over. He's stumbling. He's an idiot.
00:53:03.820
He's got a knife. Three people are cowering. He goes, one stab. Boom. The security guard's on the
00:53:08.800
other side trying to hit him. Trying to throw things at him. No one can have a gun in New York.
00:53:13.300
No one can have a gun in New York. It's the hardest thing to get. Getting concealed carry is like so hard
00:53:17.300
to do. And why? So the people who have the weapons and want to destroy people can go do whatever they
00:53:23.700
want and you have to wait for a cop to come? No guns in New York. Oh, because everyone will kill each
00:53:28.720
other. But the people who actually are killing everyone now have nothing against them because no
00:53:33.660
one's got a gun. Great system, guys. Fun living here. And this guy's just doing like real like
00:53:38.940
scream stabs. Like he's just doing straight stabs. And so you want to make the point, I guess?
00:53:46.060
You make it. Well, again, these kind of street rat cities, progressive DAs, New York, I would not
00:53:53.860
recommend anyone have a customer facing, like a public facing job. Yeah. I would rather be in
00:53:58.920
the back packing soaps, you know, or something than doing like, hello, sir, how may I help you?
00:54:04.580
Yeah. You have to wear a mask and then get stabbed a million times. So I don't recommend it because
00:54:10.060
they don't care about you. Nobody's protecting you. You're on your own. And even the security guard
00:54:15.640
is just kind of lightly swinging at this guy who's stabbing people with a six inch blade.
00:54:19.700
Yeah. And obviously the situations are very dangerous and people who get involved,
00:54:23.160
obviously you put your own life at risk, but a lot of times like the police, the state doesn't
00:54:28.680
have your back. If you, if someone's robbing a target and then you clothesline them and injure
00:54:34.980
them, I doubt you're, you're going off Scott, you're going off scot-free. God forbid it looks
00:54:40.020
bad on camera for you because if you're a white guy and it's black person stealing and then you punch
00:54:44.940
them in the face and take the bag back, you're probably going to get in trouble for that. Good luck.
00:54:49.440
So check out this next clip. Um, this is like the unpinnable clip of the week.
00:54:54.400
Shoplifter body slam. Shoplifter body slam. Someone's shoplifting in a store.
00:54:59.420
Kids shoplifting, nice strapping young man at the door, sees what's going on, recognizes the
00:55:04.580
scenario. And you face down body slam. Absolute body slam. Love to see it. That's the unpinnable
00:55:12.860
clip of the week. That kid is unpinnable. He saw it. He got mad. Not, not, not in his store.
00:55:19.320
If anybody knows this kid, we'll give him an unpinnable t-shirt for free.
00:55:22.280
Yep, exactly. Become unpinnable. Still available on shopfuckus.com. Get it while you still can.
00:55:28.680
Move on to Ukraine section. Um, with Ukraine section, we can move on. Uh, we've been basically
00:55:35.280
proven correct on our stances. Uh, originally, obviously the first video we released when the
00:55:41.880
Ukraine Russia situation escalated was the video. I stand with Putin and it was me shaking hands with
00:55:48.260
Putin in a Photoshop. Obviously I took some flack for that. Everyone got mad. That was the most
00:55:52.660
downvoted video I've ever gotten. Uh, but I was proven correct. My stance basically was the idea that
00:55:59.680
we all have to be blindly pro Ukraine and agreeing with Hillary Clinton and George Soros and, uh,
00:56:05.760
Eric Swalwell and all these Muppets that lied to us about COVID and stormy Daniels and Russia and all
00:56:12.140
these things forever. Now all these people had it right. We have, we have to agree with them.
00:56:15.920
I knew something was wrong. So I figured if I take a, I'm pro Putin, I stand with Putin stance that at
00:56:23.640
least would draw a line and let anyone else who had an opinion about the situation fall somewhere in
00:56:28.340
between. It was like, you're shielding people from the bullets and the knives. Like I'll eat it.
00:56:32.980
You can fall somewhere in the middle. I walked so everyone else could run. And now look in the
00:56:37.820
beginning, I can't believe what you're saying. You're pro Putin. You're a shill. You're, you're
00:56:42.220
a Putin puppet. And now everyone has slowly come around to realize that what's going on in Ukraine
00:56:48.200
and Russia is really not our business. There's a lot going on. There's a lot of propaganda. There's a
00:56:53.460
lot of lies and there's a lot of manipulation and people trying to get us to blindly support
00:56:58.320
Ukraine and basically go into world war three potentially. Yeah. Zelensky just had a video a
00:57:03.960
couple of days ago where he was speaking to Congress or Senate, a bunch of American political
00:57:10.560
leaders. And he was saying how he needs a no fly zone. Yeah. For what? The address of Congress.
00:57:15.680
Yeah. For what? A no fly zone. So we can shoot down a Russian plane and then start literally world
00:57:20.960
war three. Well, he needs a no fly zone because Russian bombs are free to drop on Ukraine right now.
00:57:25.680
And to enforce a no fly zone, he needs the ability to shoot planes down. And how does he get the
00:57:31.100
ability to shoot planes down from other countries? Because Ukraine does not have a good air force
00:57:36.820
that's capable of fighting in the air with Russia, despite the made up ghost of Kiev. Which is why
00:57:41.120
Russia probably went in and was very confident because they knew. So it's like you're, you're
00:57:46.040
trying to solve your problems. You're trying to like pass the test and you've already answered all the
00:57:51.360
questions and there's a minute left and you're saying, Oh, I need the answer. And it's just a
00:57:55.540
little late for that. Yeah. It's a little late for that. Um, and so, and that was my stance. It was
00:58:00.920
like, um, no, sorry, Ukrainians in the affected regions. I don't recommend you stay and fight the
00:58:08.080
Russian army with no air support. You know, like Ukraine bad tip. The, the, exactly. The reason why
00:58:14.040
Ukraine is all they're doing is putting all their energy, not all their energy, they're obviously
00:58:20.180
fighting, but a lot of their energy into just pleading with the West, pleading with America,
00:58:25.320
pleading with the EU, because that's the only way you fight Russia. You don't fight Russia alone.
00:58:29.720
You get smoked alone. There's no ghost of Kiev. Russia drops bombs wherever they want your training
00:58:35.620
center, your staging area. Uh, it's bombed unfortunately. And that's why I said, I don't
00:58:40.780
recommend anybody fight Russia without air support, without help with like a military plan.
00:58:46.840
And for the Ukrainians who are fighting, I feel for you. That's a tough fight. Yeah. But you know,
00:58:52.880
I don't know, maybe have some peace talks with Russia, see what you can work out.
00:58:55.620
So this was like a very normal stance that we took. And then like, people will get so mad at us
00:58:59.900
in the comments and DMS. People were like, why don't you go to the Ukrainian part of St. Petersburg
00:59:04.200
and say it to their face. It's like, why would I do that? Why would I do that? I am an American
00:59:08.680
and I talk about American issues. This has nothing to do with that. Yeah. We've seen so
00:59:13.380
much propaganda too. And like, that's what really kind of irked me. And I knew something was up. Look
00:59:18.780
at the, what was the most recent one we saw about the guy, the American, the volunteers, the headline.
00:59:24.540
He said, there's just this headline from the New York post that goes, I'm doing it for my kids,
00:59:29.940
U S army vet on why he's fighting in Ukraine. Go raise your kids, bro. Your kids need a dad.
00:59:35.820
You're fighting Russia, Ukraine for your kids. It's like, you should just go home right now.
00:59:42.300
What are you talking about? That's an insane person statement. So, um, don't, and this is
00:59:48.100
what's been going on on the internet recently. There's kind of like a Reddit versus 4chan thing
00:59:51.880
going on with, um, the foreign legion. So Reddit, uh, has a subreddit called volunteers for Ukraine
00:59:58.680
and where they're basically saying like, where do I go? I'm headed to Poland. Like, let's go.
01:00:03.500
I'm fighting for Ukraine and all this. Um, and I don't recommend it because nobody's coming over
01:00:09.660
the top to help you. You can't fight a war without air support. You can't fight a war
01:00:12.920
without logistics and supplies. Like you're just going to get blown out and then you're
01:00:17.240
going to tweet like where you're at and then they're going to go, Oh, they're over there
01:00:19.900
and then they're going to blow you out. And that's what we said. And that is actually
01:00:23.120
what happened. There's a guy who was just over there and he actually released like this selfie
01:00:27.400
video kind of explaining what's going on. Check out what he said.
01:00:30.180
So for any of you who are wondering what is going on, all right, we were part of the
01:00:35.020
Georgia national legion, the 102nd Ukrainian territorial defense. Okay.
01:00:43.300
Our base got fucked up. The base right next to us got fucked up. Americans, British, tons
01:00:49.100
of British dead. All right. They're not saying nothing. They're counting our dead as they're
01:00:54.080
dead. They're trying to send us to Kiev with no fucking weapons, no kit, no fucking
01:01:00.060
plates. The people who are lucky enough to get weapons are only getting magazines with
01:01:04.360
like 10 fucking rounds. Okay. When they wanted to send us to Kiev, we said, no, our whole group,
01:01:10.220
a bunch of Americans, Canadians, British. So they told us we had to get the fuck out or
01:01:15.380
they were going to shoot us in the back. All right. So me, this British guy and another
01:01:19.680
American, we fucking hid in the back of an ambulance to get out. We, we got to the border
01:01:25.860
and it was a whole nother mess. When you get to the border, anyone who has kit, anyone who has any
01:01:33.720
military shit, they're fucking pulling you out of the line and they're sending you back to the
01:01:38.120
front. This human, we got dropped off about five clicks from the fucking, uh, from the border and we
01:01:44.340
walked. Um, and we get to the border in this humanitarian group with a bunch of ex SF veterans
01:01:53.720
from England, uh, pull us through signs that you need to get like pulled us out and fucking like hit
01:02:00.300
us. And they were like, you need to dump all your kit. They're pulling people out, cutting up passports,
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sending them back. So we dumped our shit. We got like in all of our fucking, we got in like red cross
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vests and they had like fucking humanitarian passes to get us through the Ukrainian border.
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People need to stop coming here. It's a trap and they're not letting you fucking leave.
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The best way to leave is like in a Vic or a car or something. People who get on by vehicle have a
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better chance of hiding their fucking kit in the back, doing whatever the fuck they can,
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but do not try to leave Ukraine on foot if you're a volunteer. It's a mess.
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And it's, it's a trap and I have multiple people who can confirm this story for me.
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I'm getting, so that's, what's really going on. Yeah. It's, oh, war is hell. Yeah. And they're
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like threatening to rip up people's passports and stuff. Yeah. You shouldn't go there. You
01:03:00.060
shouldn't go fight Ukraine because you saw a Reddit post. Yeah. Um, I want to read a couple of these,
01:03:04.800
a couple of these Reddit posts. So one of the things is, um, 4chan was kind of dunking
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on Reddit, um, because some of the, some of the foreign Legion fighters were all meeting in this
01:03:15.560
place in Levev, Leviyev or something, whatever the pronunciation is. Um, and basically they like
01:03:23.820
Russia struck a training base in Levev full of foreign Legion trainees. So these types of people,
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the people who came from England, people who came from America who were like, I'm going to,
01:03:32.340
I'm going to take up arms. Um, and so then there were a lot of comments on the volunteers for
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Ukraine that basically were scared shitless. They're praying to a God they don't believe in
01:03:42.960
and, or are returning home like that video we just watched. Um, and so let me just, let me just read
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this. Uh, someone commented, left the Legion. Some are staying to help refugees, some going home,
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but it's clear that going to Kevev with the Legion is nearly a fucking death sentence.
01:03:59.120
A medic died the day after he got to the front. Another guy tried shooting an AK at an APC,
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armored personnel carrier, and was killed immediately. 10 man team was nearly wiped out,
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eight killed, two crawled away. Your body will not be retrieved from the front lines either.
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So, so it's not a, it's, this isn't for everyone. It's not for everyone. Uh, absolutely,
01:04:18.000
man. Absolutely. I realized that I was, when I was laying on the ground this morning,
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praying to a God, I don't believe in that the next one didn't have my name on it.
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You quickly realized the preciousness and desire of life compared, compared to the
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meaninglessness of being hit by a fucking Russian missile. Yeah. People found God, at least he
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didn't, uh, he's still, he's still flaunting it. God, I don't believe you guys understand how
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meaningless it is to die from a Russian missile for nothing. Like for like what a land beef.
01:04:43.340
Yeah. Like a land beef. It'd be one thing if Ukraine was this bastion of hope and had this
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unique constitution and, uh, thousands of years of history being this independent, like exactly.
01:04:53.560
But yeah, it was kind of part of the USSR guys. I'm sorry, but if you're in the, I don't recommend
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going to the, joining the foreign legion of a army that's trying to figure out how to just resist
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because you're going to be basically the equivalent of, uh, an Afghani fighting against American
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forces. Exactly. And also they were like posting these signs up around, what was that one sign?
01:05:13.080
It's it's open season on the Russians. Yeah. Uh, Ukraine citizens, uh, open to shoot anybody with
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a gun open to shoot open season, a hunt Russians. And then it's like happy hunting boys. Yeah. Like
01:05:24.480
which is a total LARP. And it's like, at it is like propaganda and whatever, but at least at that
01:05:31.000
point, do you want Russia to shoot at every civilian now? Yeah. That's what's going to happen.
01:05:35.120
Every civilian is armed and shooting at them. And it's like, which point of the war are we at?
01:05:39.080
It's like, we're at the point where we still have a guy hand hanging up the signs that say like you
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can shoot the Russians. If you have a gun, what comes next is there's no sign guy anymore. Yeah.
01:05:49.960
And you're just completely on your own. But like the military is, was not prepared for this. And
01:05:55.780
we're immediately at plan Z where we have, we're handing out guns with 10 rounds in them and saying,
01:06:01.660
good luck. You'll be, if you shoot the Russians, you'll be dead immediately. Uh, and it's like,
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it's kind of like a LARP too. Everything is just like a way to get the West involved,
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a way to get more attention from the West. Uh, and it got pretty, it got pretty ugly, pretty quick.
01:06:18.760
Yeah. Well, and another thing I want to say is this volunteers for Ukraine subreddit, um,
01:06:23.740
started off so positive. So like, let's go, everybody's going, come on, how do we help donate
01:06:30.180
this? Do you have experience? Blah, blah, blah. And then that training center where the foreign
01:06:34.540
Legion got bombed and reality kind of set in. And now the comments are like negative, you know,
01:06:38.260
4chan is kind of rating it being like, ha ha. You like, see, we told you reality, this isn't a
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Marvel movie. Um, and so I want to read one more comment and this is basically our stance.
01:06:49.580
Ukraine will lose without international help. I don't think we should send international help
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because that means escalating tensions with Russia. It means possible, uh, beef with a nuclear power,
01:07:01.440
which frankly, I'm kind of tired of. I don't like that. Um, and so here's this comment.
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Ukraine will lose. Russia will win. NATO won't do shit for fear of escalation into nuclear war.
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Stupid Redditors dying like flies because they joined a war thinking they'd win handily since
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they're the good guys and the good guys always win in their favorite Marvel movies will never not be
01:07:22.820
funny. This guy's like laughing at it. Obviously he's coming to troll. He said, I imagine there will
01:07:26.800
be a surplus of Funko pops for sale as KIA Redditors family clear out their basement.
01:07:31.400
This is not a movie. This is a greasy, greasy fight where bombs get dropped on you because
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Russian has air superiority. So they can come and strafe you and bomb it. And then they can bomb
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it on the way back because there's no ghost of Kiev. There's nobody fighting down Russian planes. Um,
01:07:49.600
so that's the reality of it. So I would negotiate because, and, uh, Zelensky is obviously pleading with
01:07:55.960
America and yeah, that's your way out. Your way out. Isn't arming the women. Your way out. Isn't
01:08:00.520
everybody fighting for six years. Yeah. And there is some damage control being done on the Western
01:08:06.500
front. Uh, here in the U S we had those tick talkers do their little briefing with the white
01:08:11.160
house. So these people, these no offense, these stupid girls are telling everyone, Oh, the problem,
01:08:17.500
the reason gas prices are $7 is because of this guy, Vladimir, Vladimir, Vladimir Putin.
01:08:25.940
Who is the president of Russia. And it's basically the Kamala explanation. There is a country called
01:08:31.280
Ukraine. And then the tick talkers are like taking notes. Like, okay. And then there's this guy,
01:08:36.080
Vladimir Putin. It's like, Oh, Vladimir Putin. Like the second time you've ever heard that name.
01:08:41.280
Uh, so yeah, that's what they're doing on the front lines back at home on the West, uh, on the
01:08:45.980
Western front, the same, the people who brought you Joe Rogan's not a doctor. Don't listen to him.
01:08:51.320
Now bring you women and children are warriors. Yeah. These tick talkers are going to explain the
01:08:57.180
situation between Russia and Ukraine really well. And then here's another little thing I just want
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to mention. Um, I don't know. I don't even know. There's a picture I found of, uh, three women
01:09:09.220
lives in Kiev, lives in Kiev, lives in Kiev, a Ukrainian girl in Amsterdam, Ukrainian girl,
01:09:15.340
and they're all on Tinder. And it's like these girls on Tinder, your, your hottest girls will flee
01:09:21.100
and be on Tinder in another city. And you're left fighting the Russian army. So I get it.
01:09:29.020
I get pride. I get honor. You're not going to win. Yeah. It's not a fight worth fighting.
01:09:34.460
And unfortunately, you know, for some land or whatever, I don't know. You know, each man has
01:09:39.260
their own sort of thing to process. If this was Alaska, I would go, I would help. I would go get
01:09:45.960
involved. Yeah. If it's American soil, it's American soil. You know, Ukraine doesn't really,
01:09:51.240
doesn't really connect with me. I'm not. Yeah. And so, and so, you know, I'm not a warmonger.
01:09:55.620
I'm never going to root for war. I saw what happened in Iraq. I saw Afghanistan. Yeah. I saw the kind of
01:10:01.780
false pretenses that got us involved in both of them. And that sucks. I see veterans with one leg.
01:10:08.620
I see veterans with a blown off hand and, uh, that's depressing. Yep. Very. It's not worth it.
01:10:15.080
You have to, something has to be really worth it. Yep. And stop being mad at us because we are
01:10:19.720
correct. We were correct the whole time to point out the propaganda. We were correct the whole time
01:10:24.880
to point out the fact that we don't want to escalate things and get in war. It was never about
01:10:29.020
being insensitive to the victims. We never did that. We never made fun of the dead people,
01:10:33.100
but we did mock and satire, satirize the, the whole situation and the attempt to trick Americans
01:10:42.680
into agreeing to escalate things with Russia. That's what they wanted. They wanted a world war
01:10:46.960
three, something to distract from all the other things, something to offload COVID from what else
01:10:51.600
could you full, like, remember how much everyone cared about COVID? What other situation could you
01:10:55.920
replace COVID with? It would have to be nuclear war, aliens, the world's going to end. Makes me wish for
01:11:02.560
peaceful times. Like, remember when the biggest thing was Harambe or the biggest thing was Cecil
01:11:07.120
the lion? Yeah. It's like, God, I missed those times. Those were simple. Yeah. Back in the Trump
01:11:11.820
days, Stormy Daniels was the biggest thing. Yeah. Michael Avenatti. Michael Avenatti, Juicy Smollet,
01:11:16.980
when he first got in trouble. Those were like the, the times before the raised stakes section of our
01:11:22.900
lives. Now it's COVID and nuclear war and, uh, contrived pandemics. Uh, so we can't get too bogged down.
01:11:29.740
Uh, let's, let's end this show on, on the right note with some uplifting gold. Yeah. Sorry. I mean,
01:11:34.720
Hey, I know it's depressing, but yeah, you don't go and volunteer for Ukraine and then show up and
01:11:39.500
then you have a gun and like two rations and, and no, no plates, no plates, no kit. And they're like,
01:11:45.180
good luck. If anything happens, you know what to do to go. I don't know what to do. And it's like,
01:11:50.440
we'll see you out there. Enjoy the fog of war. Yeah. Hope you figure it out. Uh,
01:11:55.060
uplifting gold. Let's not, uh, you know, depress ourselves too much. First video. Did you guys
01:12:00.440
know that bees can't fly in the dark? I didn't know that. I didn't know that either. Look at this.
01:12:06.120
Bees are flying. Then it gets dark. They turn off the lights. It gets dark. Be go down. So if you're
01:12:12.360
ever getting chased by a group of bees, close your eyes and you won't get attacked. They go straight
01:12:17.060
down. Yeah. That's interesting. It is. Don't know how I'll apply that going forward, but thank you for
01:12:22.160
showing that next uplifting gold, another thing to keep us positive and remember what life's all
01:12:26.280
about. And you know, to keep our minds, keep the demons away, keep the demons away and keep us
01:12:31.800
focused on the good things and what we're fighting for. Exactly. Help, help us, uh, bring to the front
01:12:37.900
of our mind, what we're fighting for and what our hopes for the country are this kid doing work on
01:12:42.300
his little car. Yeah. It says, my son asked me if he could bring his car into the shop for a tune up
01:12:46.760
kids in a diaper with a full size Jack and he's jacking up his toy car. And you see in the
01:12:56.080
situation, it's like this kid's not confused about his gender. Yeah. This kid's going to be
01:13:00.980
changing a transmission. He's not going to be trans. Exactly. He's emulating what he sees in his
01:13:06.280
life and he's going to want to grow up to be a strong man like his dad. It sounds, it looks like
01:13:11.760
his dad has practical skills that give him money and, uh, pride and honor. He likes cars and cool
01:13:17.940
things and fixing things. And that's what kids do. They're, they're soft clay and whatever you
01:13:25.060
and put in front of them and inspire them with, they will grow towards and become. So this kid
01:13:30.780
likes to fix things. He looks up to his dad. He's excited to grow strong and become a man,
01:13:36.660
which is what kids do. And if you put them on another track where you tell them, Oh, you're they
01:13:41.740
you're a girl. We're going to inject you with hormones. You're LGBT, like your dads.
01:13:46.920
Then you got a little bit more of a problem. Yeah. So, you know, your kids are always watching.
01:13:51.840
Your kids are always learning. Yep. Uh, basketball buzzer beater. This one's my favorite. This
01:14:01.140
Half court pass. The kid chucks it. The kid chucks it and absolutely drains it. He travels a
01:14:07.120
little bit, but it's at the age where one, two, three, four kid takes four steps up to half.
01:14:11.120
Yeah. But it's the age where like, you're not going to call every single thing. The ref
01:14:15.100
did the right thing by doing a no call. Yeah. Uh, I mean the ball don't lie, right? Like
01:14:20.540
don't worry about that. So that was crazy. That's fun. That's what kids like. That's what
01:14:24.140
kids should be surrounded in playing sports. Achievement. Achievement. Everyone celebrates
01:14:28.940
that moment. That kid will never forget that moment. I know he really won't. That's good.
01:14:33.320
Yeah. So that was good. That's like, you know, that's what it's all about. That's the
01:14:37.340
kind of positive things that kids should be surrounded by. Yeah. So if, if that's your
01:14:42.420
son, you shouldn't go to Ukraine and fight Russia. Yeah. You should probably be there
01:14:46.540
for those moments and then take them out for ice cream after. Exactly. Maybe bond with
01:14:50.120
your kid a little bit. Let him hang out with his friends. Yeah. Do some nice stuff like
01:14:53.740
that. Final clip of uplifting gold lady falls with grill. Yep. This is the Fleckus uplifting
01:14:59.260
gold, which is someone getting pretty injured or hurt. Yeah. And it's only uplifting cause
01:15:03.960
it's not him. It's only uplifting cause it's not us. Grilling season started down. So, and
01:15:17.600
this, this makes, this makes sense. Why am I bringing this up? Because what do I always
01:15:22.920
say? Guys, you can't slip and fall and grab an active grill on a ledge as support to stop
01:15:31.320
your fall on the way down. I've heard you say that because look what happens. Yeah. You
01:15:35.540
end up pulling a grill and act a hot grill on top of yourself. You can't do that. So
01:15:39.800
this is why you never do that. And that's why you always say that. Now I get it. I, you've
01:15:43.420
been saying that just to nobody. I've been saying, he just keeps repeating you guys. You never
01:15:47.500
grab a burning grill when it's on its way down. If you slip and fall, you don't grab an active
01:15:52.680
grill on a ledge to brace yourself because you'll yank it right on top of you. That's like an old
01:15:58.060
timey saying. It's an old timey saying, and it doesn't come from nothing. Yeah. And
01:16:02.080
that's reality. And that's based in reality. And that's what we learned. That's something
01:16:05.900
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