Fleccas Talks Podcast - EPISODE 052 GAY MOVIE FLOPS BECAUSE HOMOPHOBIA ｜ CHRISTIAN WALKER DRAMA ｜ FAKE COP ROBBERY

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00:00:30.000 All right, welcome back to Flucka Socks, a podcast episode 52.

00:00:33.680 Today on the show, girls on a high school volleyball team were banned from their locker room because

00:00:38.520 they're uncomfortable changing in front of their transgender teammate.

00:00:41.940 Billy Eichner's big mad that no one went and saw his gay movie.

00:00:45.360 Christian Walker came out against his dad a month before the Senate race in Georgia.

00:00:50.240 We'll give you what we think is the correct take there.

00:00:52.740 And you won't believe all the needles that were found in Portland and what happened to

00:00:58.140 the guy who posted a video about it.

00:01:00.580 All this and more.

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00:02:44.000 We've come a long way.

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00:02:57.300 Isn't that crazy?

00:02:58.740 No, that is good, though.

00:02:59.740 That's finally a real landmark, right?

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00:03:01.660 Real landmark.

00:03:02.340 52 episodes.

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00:03:05.720 I have some stats here.

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00:03:15.260 Our last four episodes got 90K views, 70K views, 90K views, and 90K views.

00:03:21.780 Is that counting the audio, too?

00:03:23.180 That's counting the audio only as well.

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00:03:40.060 Yeah.

00:03:40.300 Go back and watch.

00:03:41.640 Yeah.

00:03:42.320 Actually, it's so funny.

00:03:43.360 We used to do it no camera.

00:03:45.120 We used to do no camera.

00:03:46.420 Just to dip a toe in.

00:03:47.820 Yeah.

00:03:48.120 I knew audio only wouldn't work.

00:03:50.740 We needed to lean on the clips a little more.

00:03:53.120 Yeah.

00:03:53.780 I'm not intellectual.

00:03:54.960 I'm not academic enough.

00:03:56.280 You can't just riff.

00:03:57.200 You can't just riff.

00:03:58.100 You got to have something to point to.

00:03:59.220 Exactly.

00:04:00.600 All right.

00:04:01.380 As we've been doing every week, we cover what is causing blood clots and heart problems

00:04:05.820 this week.

00:04:06.620 Instead of doing a new one, we're going to play a smash cut of all of the things that

00:04:12.200 we've covered so far.

00:04:13.740 Here are the things that cause blood clots and heart problems that we've covered on the

00:04:17.240 show.

00:04:17.720 There is another thing causing heart problems and blood clots.

00:04:20.960 This week's reason is car exhaust and climate change.

00:04:24.440 One of people's favorite drinks could be causing blood clots.

00:04:27.200 It's black tea.

00:04:28.580 Loneliness caused by social media is now a new leading cause for heart attacks and blood

00:04:35.120 clots among young people.

00:04:36.880 Are bloods getting thick?

00:04:38.500 Yeah.

00:04:39.380 Your blood thickens and then clots.

00:04:41.200 What extreme heat can do to your body?

00:04:42.980 Herbal supplements.

00:04:44.080 Herbal supplements are the new thing causing heart problems in young people.

00:04:48.360 Certain sleeping positions can cause blood clots and heart attacks.

00:04:52.000 Napping and showering.

00:04:54.400 Cold showers.

00:04:55.120 Cold showers and napping is what's causing heart problems, strokes and blood clots this

00:05:01.740 week.

00:05:02.400 We just wanted to let everyone know.

00:05:03.780 Hopefully no one's taking naps or showering out there.

00:05:06.180 Teens are getting irregular heartbeats from air pollution.

00:05:09.700 Warning.

00:05:10.360 Woman who ate the same fruit daily almost lost her leg from dangerous blood clots.

00:05:15.140 So this is a new development.

00:05:16.900 The fruit was grapefruit.

00:05:18.100 University student dies of joy after hearing he'd passed his exams with flying colors.

00:05:22.840 Very sad to hear.

00:05:24.300 Joy can cause heart problems, it sounds like.

00:05:26.920 Scientists studying temperature at which humans spontaneously die with increasing urgency.

00:05:31.360 Life insurance companies have reported an overwhelming and unexplainable increase in

00:05:35.800 all-cause deaths among 18 to 49-year-olds.

00:05:39.080 Along with that, there's also been an increase in certain medical diagnoses such as miscarriages

00:05:43.360 and Bell's palsy.

00:05:44.360 Heart attacks are becoming increasingly more common in women under 50 and medical experts

00:05:48.540 can't figure out how.

00:05:50.440 So this week is no different.

00:05:52.180 That was the super smash cut of all the things we've covered.

00:05:54.980 And this week is no different.

00:05:56.880 White rice.

00:05:58.340 White rice is as bad as candy when it comes to heart health.

00:06:01.480 Study.

00:06:02.180 So you gotta stop eating rice.

00:06:03.580 That thing that everyone's eating for what?

00:06:05.260 Forever?

00:06:05.940 They pick the best things.

00:06:07.680 Watching them do this, they pick the best stuff.

00:06:09.660 So it says on Wikipedia, domesticated rice is the most widely consumed staple food for

00:06:14.020 over half the world's human population.

00:06:16.440 There you have it.

00:06:17.400 Had to get that.

00:06:18.080 Those are all the things that cause blood clots and heart problems.

00:06:22.020 Obviously not the main thing that everyone got forced into taking.

00:06:25.940 We're not huge fans of the vaccine here on the show.

00:06:28.880 No.

00:06:29.460 I don't wish badly upon anybody either.

00:06:32.020 But I did see this tweet from this guy, Kevin McKenzie, a blue check on Twitter.

00:06:36.880 And he said a few years, like when the vaccine was first available, he said, I'm massively

00:06:43.060 hostile to the anti-vaxxers.

00:06:45.220 Love the Singapore idea of making them pay for their hospital treatment.

00:06:48.480 Or if it's too strong, the Greek idea of finding the elderly 85 pounds for every month

00:06:53.400 they refuse the vaccine.

00:06:55.100 Something must be done.

00:06:56.180 And then, like four days ago, the same guy said, I'm currently having a much worse reaction

00:07:02.100 to my COVID jab than either of my two actual bouts of COVID.

00:07:06.100 Am I unique?

00:07:07.880 So you got COVID twice.

00:07:10.560 You got all the vaccines.

00:07:12.100 And the vaccine is worse than the COVID.

00:07:14.680 I don't wish badly upon anybody.

00:07:17.200 But comeuppance is comeuppance.

00:07:19.660 People are going to, this is the season of laying in the bed you made.

00:07:23.300 Absolutely.

00:07:24.020 We've seen it a lot.

00:07:25.100 It's time to lay in the bed you made.

00:07:27.020 And the thing I'll say about this, it's like these people were so quick to be like, let's

00:07:31.800 punish them.

00:07:32.500 Let's carve them out.

00:07:33.400 Let's make them unique.

00:07:34.700 And what?

00:07:35.940 Natural immunity?

00:07:36.840 Never heard of it, Kelvin?

00:07:38.600 Yeah, I guess not.

00:07:39.660 So, I mean, even Fauci admits like that that is the thing for the flu.

00:07:45.320 You've got old video recordings of Fauci saying that.

00:07:47.820 So just muppet think here, Kelvin.

00:07:50.000 It's time to get into the bed you made.

00:07:51.700 Everyone get in the bed.

00:07:53.100 Tuck them in.

00:07:54.020 All right.

00:07:54.420 Next, quick update.

00:07:56.100 We have an abbreviated housekeeping.

00:07:58.380 This is a very quick update.

00:07:59.440 Jerry assassinated Muppie Muppzino.

00:08:02.220 I'm not going to explain that.

00:08:03.760 If you know, you know.

00:08:05.360 I didn't even know that.

00:08:06.840 Yeah, exactly.

00:08:07.820 If you know, you know.

00:08:09.040 Muppie Muppzino is dead.

00:08:11.720 R.I.P. to the homie Muppie Muppzino.

00:08:13.640 Cool.

00:08:14.240 If you know, you know.

00:08:19.480 If you don't, you don't.

00:08:20.920 Moving on.

00:08:22.140 Chris Pine is a lady soon.

00:08:23.820 I'm just kind of reminding everyone.

00:08:25.420 I've been calling that.

00:08:26.720 I've been ringing the bell about that.

00:08:28.500 I just want to keep getting on the record.

00:08:30.580 There's a new article, I guess.

00:08:32.900 Chris Pine at 41 is a spitting image of his iconic grandma.

00:08:36.800 So the seed has been planted, and now it's about to germinate.

00:08:40.280 I was going to say germinate.

00:08:41.740 I'm surprised you knew that word.

00:08:42.920 Yeah, germinate.

00:08:43.720 I know germinate.

00:08:44.680 Water has been added.

00:08:46.240 The soil is intact.

00:08:47.840 The soil's ripe.

00:08:49.020 It's rich.

00:08:49.640 Nutrient-dense soil.

00:08:50.700 Exactly.

00:08:51.680 Chris Pine is on his way to being a lady.

00:08:55.620 Moving on.

00:08:56.660 Before we get out of housekeeping.

00:08:58.340 We actually have a lot of housekeeping left, so don't think it's over.

00:09:01.060 We're still in housekeeping.

00:09:01.980 Someone in Bonusland commented, Monday is so much better because of Bonusland, which I think is a great – what was the exact quote?

00:09:11.360 You dudes make my Monday so much better.

00:09:13.860 Everyone hates Mondays.

00:09:15.200 If you like the show, you'll love Bonusland.

00:09:17.600 It's an extra 20 to 30 minutes, three to four times a month, basically a bonus episode that comes out on Monday.

00:09:24.160 So if you like the show, you'd love Bonusland.

00:09:26.560 Links are in the description, patreon.com slash fleckus, or YouTube.

00:09:29.500 Join two bucks a month, and you get an extra hour of the show a month, basically.

00:09:33.760 Yeah, support the boys.

00:09:35.640 And also, that's growing, too.

00:09:36.920 Speaking of the show one-year mark, the Patreon community is growing.

00:09:40.500 The Patreon community is growing.

00:09:42.320 The Bonusland community is big.

00:09:43.940 It's over 1,000 people at this point.

00:09:46.260 Very grateful.

00:09:47.300 If you're not part of it, don't expect me to reply to your DMs.

00:09:52.400 Next, there is a way to tell what kind of winter we're having.

00:09:55.740 It's a caterpillar technique.

00:09:57.560 Yeah.

00:09:57.860 Yeah.

00:09:58.620 So basically—

00:10:00.020 Wooly bear caterpillar winter predictions.

00:10:02.060 Exactly.

00:10:02.620 The wooly bear caterpillar, you can look at it, and you can kind of read it, and it tells you what kind of winter you're going to have.

00:10:09.180 So I thought that was pretty interesting, similar to the horse aging technique.

00:10:12.940 You can kind of use the animals to assess time and what kind of winter we're going to have in this case.

00:10:18.700 Yeah.

00:10:19.080 No, there's a lot of stuff like that, like cricket chirping tells you the temperature if you measure it.

00:10:23.740 So pay attention to the animals, guys.

00:10:25.680 Yeah.

00:10:25.980 It's not an accident.

00:10:26.940 God did this on purpose.

00:10:29.400 Very nice.

00:10:30.160 Moving on.

00:10:30.640 Last piece of housekeeping.

00:10:32.500 I've been talking shit to this card trick guy on Instagram.

00:10:36.800 Playfully.

00:10:37.360 I'm not crossing any lines.

00:10:38.780 I like him.

00:10:39.340 I think he's a talented person.

00:10:41.080 Check out this card trick he did.

00:10:43.640 Let's start out by giving the deck what's known as a casino wash.

00:10:46.540 This is how they shuffle cards in Vegas.

00:10:48.540 When they open up a brand of deck of cards, it prevents all methods of cheating.

00:10:51.940 Now, on this page, I've beat it about 15, 20 times already.

00:10:54.640 And one of my favorite things is the TikTok hater comments, and people say that it's completely fake.

00:10:59.540 So I'm going to do something in a moment, and I'm just dying to find out what you guys are saying.

00:11:03.320 First of all, there's no aces on top or bottom.

00:11:05.740 I'm going to give the cards a couple shuffles like this, and I want you to pay attention to when I shuffle,

00:11:09.300 you'll see the top cards change and the bottom cards change as well.

00:11:12.660 And that's not going to stop me from finding an ace.

00:11:14.560 Now, I'll shuffle again, and you can see again that the top cards change, the bottom cards change,

00:11:18.540 and that's not going to stop me from finding an ace.

00:11:20.640 This time, you might be thinking, well, yeah, not only do you shuffle the cards, but you also have to cut the cards.

00:11:24.700 It's not going to stop me.

00:11:25.520 Now, for this last ace, I've done this particular thing on this page a handful of times as well,

00:11:30.020 and people always say I'm palming the cards.

00:11:32.380 Nothing in my right hand, nothing in my left hand.

00:11:34.840 That last ace, the ace of spades, should be right about here.

00:11:37.980 So I'm dying to read these comments.

00:11:40.020 I just absolutely love ignorance and confidence together.

00:11:43.360 So that was pretty good.

00:11:44.760 Yeah.

00:11:45.260 And I commented, lucky guesses, and you spent four days shooting, is my guess.

00:11:52.160 Okay, fair.

00:11:52.900 So he just kind of went, like, here's the ace, and if it wasn't an ace,

00:11:55.240 you shoot the whole thing over again, and he spent, like, four days nonstop shooting.

00:11:59.500 And the guy replied, LOL, you know the odds of quads?

00:12:02.900 And then someone else said, bro, don't even entertain these messages.

00:12:06.000 Hard work pays off.

00:12:07.100 End of story.

00:12:08.180 And then I said, I think all the cards are ace of spades.

00:12:12.120 Which, like, doesn't even make sense because he pulled every single type of ace,

00:12:16.200 and he showed every single card.

00:12:18.240 So I'm fully trolling.

00:12:19.920 And the guy goes, LOL, a blue tick troll page.

00:12:22.740 That's a first for me.

00:12:23.660 And I said, you know, back to him, another theory, look closely.

00:12:27.880 You never shuffled the deck.

00:12:29.680 You could see the green screen bleeding through.

00:12:32.020 It's all CGI.

00:12:33.360 It's basically, like, every theory in one.

00:12:37.760 But, you know, the guy is talented.

00:12:39.300 He's very good at card tricks, as are we.

00:12:42.160 Are we?

00:12:42.920 We are talented individuals.

00:12:44.680 I've created and prepared a couple of card tricks myself.

00:12:49.040 Check this out.

00:12:49.940 Let me know in the comments if you can find out how I did it.

00:12:53.200 This is card trick number one.

00:12:54.940 So for this trick, we're going to do a random drop of the cards.

00:12:58.600 And we are going to grab, I don't know, the five of diamonds.

00:13:02.280 There it is.

00:13:03.220 And to prove that this is an actual real trick,

00:13:06.140 we're going to grab the jack of clubs and the eight of diamonds.

00:13:09.580 How about we do it together?

00:13:10.760 There it is.

00:13:12.020 Pretty good.

00:13:13.040 Can you figure out how I did it?

00:13:14.560 If not, there's another card trick that you can try to guess as well.

00:13:18.280 This is card trick number two.

00:13:20.080 All right.

00:13:20.400 We have a standard deck of cards.

00:13:22.100 And we're going to give it a casino wash shuffle.

00:13:26.300 Let's go ahead and get these washed.

00:13:27.700 Mix them all up.

00:13:29.060 This is standard operating procedure at the casino.

00:13:33.560 All right.

00:13:35.100 And let's get these into groups of four.

00:13:40.080 Let's get these turned over into groups of four.

00:13:42.800 And let's get these out in order.

00:13:48.820 And there you have it.

00:13:52.460 How did I do it?

00:13:53.380 Let me know in the comments.

00:13:54.600 Those are the card tricks.

00:13:55.880 Let us know in the comments if you can figure out how we did it.

00:13:59.920 All right.

00:14:00.320 We're in the Christian Walker section.

00:14:01.820 It's not cringe of the week.

00:14:02.540 It's its own Christian Walker section.

00:14:04.000 A lot of people are talking about Christian Walker coming out and making a video a couple

00:14:08.960 days ago about how his dad is not a good dad.

00:14:12.280 It wasn't a good father to him.

00:14:14.540 Not the Christian that he's portraying himself to be.

00:14:17.220 He doesn't have the family values he says he does.

00:14:19.740 All that stuff.

00:14:21.320 Herschel Walker is obviously running for Senate.

00:14:23.800 He's a Georgia legend.

00:14:24.960 He ran.

00:14:25.340 He rushed for like 2,000 yards in one season.

00:14:27.440 Yeah.

00:14:27.640 Played 15 years in the NFL.

00:14:29.000 Stuff like that.

00:14:30.220 Did it all.

00:14:32.440 And so, yeah.

00:14:34.360 And Christian Walker is not happy that his dad is being portrayed in this nice light.

00:14:39.320 And he made a video about it a month before the election.

00:14:43.360 So, I think this could have gone one of two ways.

00:14:46.260 The first is if you're Christian Walker, you know your dad is lying.

00:14:51.900 You know people are lying about him.

00:14:53.400 He knows you know he's lying.

00:14:55.760 You don't say anything.

00:14:57.120 You let him run his race.

00:14:59.260 You let him win the Senate race.

00:15:01.180 Become a senator for Georgia.

00:15:02.660 And it kind of creates like a redemption arc.

00:15:04.840 There's like a chance to be redeemed.

00:15:06.700 His dad, who wasn't the best dad, but also isn't running for dad of the year.

00:15:10.660 He's running for Senate.

00:15:12.560 His dad could have, you know, won the race and done what's best for the people of Georgia and for America.

00:15:19.620 And then that would have kind of been it.

00:15:21.360 He would have known that he kind of, you know, there were lies told about what kind of guy he was.

00:15:25.620 And it would be on him to fix the relationship with his son.

00:15:28.200 Mm-hmm.

00:15:28.780 That was one.

00:15:30.140 Option A.

00:15:30.520 Option A.

00:15:31.360 Or option B.

00:15:32.880 You do what you did.

00:15:33.840 You release the video a month before the election.

00:15:36.620 Everyone's humiliated.

00:15:38.240 He loses the race.

00:15:39.280 And you guys are pretty much on bad terms after that.

00:15:42.620 I don't see how the phone call goes between him after he airs it out, you know?

00:15:46.580 Yeah, exactly.

00:15:47.480 And it's like the key thing here is it's Herschel Walker versus Raphael Warnock.

00:15:52.480 Like that's what we need to focus on.

00:15:55.540 Raphael Warnock is not a good guy.

00:15:57.260 He's like a satanic pastor.

00:15:59.020 The pro-choice pastor, right?

00:16:00.540 Yeah.

00:16:00.880 Like, yeah.

00:16:02.300 Oxymoron doesn't work.

00:16:03.700 Exactly.

00:16:04.440 So there's a big difference between the two people.

00:16:07.000 Herschel Walker is not a perfect man.

00:16:08.940 He got an abortion.

00:16:10.420 He paid for an abortion in 2009.

00:16:12.680 He says he's pro-life but had an abortion.

00:16:14.760 But if you had asked me in 2009 if I was pro-choice, I probably would have said yes.

00:16:20.240 So there is a thing where people can change their minds about stuff.

00:16:23.200 And also, as a senator, Herschel Walker is a pro-life senator.

00:16:28.660 Even if he does have these things in his past where he wasn't pro-life, going forward, he's running on the platform that he is pro-life.

00:16:35.840 So the policies he would bring into office if he got that one of two Senate seats in Georgia would be a pro-life Senate seat, which is a lot different than what Raphael Warnock would bring.

00:16:46.140 So that is a key distinction there.

00:16:47.960 So in the first scenario, the offended parties would have been Christian Walker and his mom.

00:16:53.800 And then airing it out and clearing it out would benefit, I guess, him and her.

00:16:59.380 Yeah.

00:17:00.020 Emotionally speaking, maybe.

00:17:01.180 Emotionally speaking, maybe two people.

00:17:03.300 The damage of the absent father has already been done.

00:17:05.860 So at that point, you just want to feel better yourself and get back at your dad and then so you and your mom can feel good about it.

00:17:12.780 I guess, yeah.

00:17:13.620 In option one.

00:17:14.400 But in the second scenario, the people that would benefit, the number of people that would benefit are a lot higher if Herschel Walker is elected over Raphael Warnock.

00:17:24.920 Agreed.

00:17:25.300 Yeah.

00:17:25.640 So in the first scenario, you're kind of creating a pathway to redemption for your dad.

00:17:30.920 In the second scenario, you're kind of seeking revenge because you're like an emotional homosexual.

00:17:38.020 I was wondering where it was coming.

00:17:40.180 I was wondering when it was coming.

00:17:42.040 But, yeah, stirring in your room with your mom going, that's bullshit.

00:17:45.920 Yeah.

00:17:46.200 So you've had enough.

00:17:47.200 The final straw hit that broke the camel's back a month before the election.

00:17:51.000 You had enough and you can't take it anymore and you need to make a video kind of skewering your dad.

00:17:57.160 Well, that's what I'm saying.

00:17:57.900 Christian Walker's had a platform for two years.

00:18:00.480 Yeah.

00:18:00.760 Right?

00:18:01.140 His dad's been running for almost a year, right, at this point.

00:18:04.720 And you got to this point and you're like, yeah, elections get a little ugly and hairy.

00:18:08.240 It's like, you know, let's just get through a month and then if you have an issue with your dad, you can kind of go tell him or tell him privately.

00:18:15.080 I'm big into handling family matters in private.

00:18:18.800 Yeah.

00:18:19.100 Especially family, right?

00:18:20.400 Like.

00:18:20.620 So that's kind of where we're at.

00:18:22.780 Our take or my take is that that they're, you know, it's not a pretty situation.

00:18:27.940 Christian Walker is not wrong for feeling the way he feels.

00:18:30.800 But I think the way you go about it, you could have maybe you could have maybe swallowed your pride a little bit and let the election happen and let your dad have the best chance to win.

00:18:40.660 Because the platform he's running on, whether you think he believes or not, the platform he's running on would be better for America and benefit more people if he was elected over Raphael Warnock.

00:18:50.060 And he also rushed for 2,000 yards.

00:18:52.320 He rushed for a lot of yards.

00:18:53.760 He's like a different type of guy.

00:18:54.800 Yeah.

00:18:55.040 Do you think he just gets in there and goes, psych?

00:18:57.240 I had an abortion in 2009.

00:18:59.320 Abortions for everybody.

00:19:01.080 No, that's not what's going to happen.

00:19:02.660 But we're just some people on a podcast who cares what we think.

00:19:06.740 But that is my opinion on that situation.

00:19:09.720 You maybe could have waited or maybe you could have called somebody or maybe you could have pretended everything was fine for four more weeks.

00:19:17.100 And then you could have let everyone have it.

00:19:19.060 Instead, you kind of created this drama that the left is going to use and who knows what happens.

00:19:23.720 Yeah.

00:19:24.480 Yeah.

00:19:24.840 Bad.

00:19:25.220 And Raphael Warnock's a terrible candidate.

00:19:27.400 Horrible.

00:19:28.160 He's like a wolf in sheep's clothing.

00:19:29.920 Like, oh, I'm the pastor.

00:19:32.140 I'm the reverend.

00:19:33.620 Let's start killing babies and supporting LGBTQ rights that are snowballing out of my control.

00:19:41.100 Exactly.

00:19:41.680 In Georgia.

00:19:42.460 Immigration, gun control.

00:19:44.380 He runs the Democrat gamut.

00:19:46.480 So, yeah.

00:19:47.180 So, that's our take.

00:19:48.860 There's also a big gaslighting thing happening where, like, people think Georgia is purple and, like, Georgia is this big Stacey Abrams state or something.

00:19:55.080 It's like, no.

00:19:56.040 It's not.

00:19:56.820 It's literally Georgia.

00:19:57.720 It's next to Alabama.

00:19:58.960 Yeah.

00:19:59.180 So, I mean, Georgia followers, they know what it's like.

00:20:02.980 So, that's our take.

00:20:04.600 You got one problem.

00:20:05.600 Atlanta.

00:20:06.300 You could have maybe controlled yourself a little bit and not gotten all, you know, worked up over this and did what you did.

00:20:14.860 And it's crazy, too, because that's, like, launching a bomb.

00:20:17.920 Like, you have, like, a tweet or, like, you have a video and you're editing it and you're just, like, okay, now's the time.

00:20:24.040 Boom.

00:20:24.540 October surprise, dad.

00:20:26.340 At two, Brute?

00:20:27.480 Like, it's from your son.

00:20:28.800 You did your own October surprise.

00:20:30.620 They usually pay a lot of money for those.

00:20:32.840 They'd spend years researching those October surprises.

00:20:35.440 Are you insinuating some sort of?

00:20:37.060 No.

00:20:37.360 I don't think he was paid.

00:20:38.420 I don't think he was paid off.

00:20:39.680 I don't think it was some insidious, like, leftist plot.

00:20:43.040 I just think he got emotional.

00:20:45.340 He got worked up and he just said, I can't take it anymore.

00:20:49.760 Which is, you know, whatever.

00:20:51.360 Drinking Starbucks.

00:20:52.360 I'm not going to do this.

00:20:54.000 Yeah.

00:20:54.320 And, like, a really nice kitchen with really nice cabinets.

00:20:58.640 That actually could be interesting.

00:21:00.320 If that was his house and those are the cabinets that dad paid for, it's like, you're rich, right?

00:21:07.380 Yeah.

00:21:07.600 His thing is, like, he's rich.

00:21:08.980 Yeah.

00:21:09.680 He's not poor.

00:21:10.580 Stop being poor, right?

00:21:12.020 Isn't that his whole bit?

00:21:13.040 So, it's like, you know, did you get rich from your dad?

00:21:16.180 Did he at least provide you with that?

00:21:18.220 Yeah.

00:21:19.000 So, that's our take.

00:21:20.820 Take what you want from it.

00:21:22.400 If you like it, you like it.

00:21:23.380 If you don't, you don't.

00:21:24.400 I want MAGA Republicans to win at all costs.

00:21:28.920 Yeah.

00:21:29.120 Well, and it's also, like, dude, perspective-wise, there's always some sort of John McCain.

00:21:34.200 Or, like, the Senate is always 51-49.

00:21:37.240 Or, you know, it's the most tight, heavily contested, you know, crucial seat ever.

00:21:42.460 And then Christian Walker drops this bomb.

00:21:44.480 And it's like, okay, I don't care what happened to your family.

00:21:46.540 Like, we kind of really need this.

00:21:48.040 We're getting steamrolled right now.

00:21:49.720 Yeah.

00:21:50.000 By Democrats.

00:21:51.480 And, you know, Kamala Harris comes in.

00:21:53.040 Oh, it's a 50-50 tie.

00:21:54.800 I vote yes.

00:21:56.140 Exactly.

00:21:56.420 And they do whatever they want.

00:21:57.780 All because you got really upset and you just broke.

00:22:01.920 Yeah.

00:22:02.300 So, let's not just break.

00:22:03.920 The damage is already done, too.

00:22:05.280 Like, he was an absent father in your younger years, which is not good.

00:22:09.540 He's not going to push you on the swing set starting now.

00:22:12.160 It's like we're, like, in our 20s now, right, Christian?

00:22:14.260 Yeah.

00:22:15.400 All right.

00:22:15.980 Moving on.

00:22:16.480 Let's get into Cringe of the Week.

00:22:17.640 All right.

00:22:21.160 Cringe of the Week.

00:22:22.220 Our first thing from Cringe of the Week.

00:22:24.160 We have, like, basically a double Cringe of the Week.

00:22:26.120 This is probably the strongest Cringe of the Week we've ever prepared.

00:22:28.740 Yeah.

00:22:29.200 Not just saying that.

00:22:30.660 Billy Eichner's Big Mad Noah Wants to See His Gay Movie.

00:22:33.860 Pretty much.

00:22:34.440 He's calling everyone homophobic.

00:22:37.000 He's, like, tweeting, like, go keep up the fight and go out there and see the movie,

00:22:41.280 like, desperate.

00:22:42.040 The movie made, like, $4 million and it's open, which is just, like, super trash, horrible.

00:22:46.640 So I kind of wanted to get to the bottom of this with Richard Rappoy.

00:22:49.220 So Richard Rappoy and I were going to go see the movie to see, like, what the hype is all

00:22:53.360 about, what the problem is.

00:22:54.800 But then I realized, what if someone sees me and Richard Rappoy standing in line or in

00:22:59.980 the theater at the gay movie?

00:23:01.320 That's true.

00:23:01.940 And then we see the movie and what we like, what we see.

00:23:03.960 Like, ah, don't want to deal with that.

00:23:05.840 Don't want to deal with the feelings that might come out of that.

00:23:08.160 So I'm, like, scared.

00:23:09.420 I'm scared of the gay stuff.

00:23:10.640 It's, like, homophobia.

00:23:12.780 Yeah, exactly.

00:23:13.960 It's homophobia.

00:23:15.220 Otherwise, we'd be there.

00:23:16.360 We'd be punching our tickets.

00:23:17.600 They'd be getting popcorn while he gets the drinks, having a nice bro time watching bros.

00:23:22.560 Exactly.

00:23:23.960 Homophobia.

00:23:24.880 That's it.

00:23:25.420 Scared.

00:23:25.900 I'm scared of the homo.

00:23:28.020 My favorite thing is Billy Eichner's kind of, like, scrambling, mad at everyone, accusing,

00:23:32.360 pointing fingers.

00:23:33.100 Why don't you like it?

00:23:33.920 Who's doing it?

00:23:34.840 And he's, like, Rolling Stone already has bros on the list of best comedies of the 21st century.

00:23:39.420 It's, like, you think that's real, bro?

00:23:42.880 Oh, that's so good.

00:23:44.860 Rolling Stone said it's, like, rolling stone said that she's a lady, so she's a lady.

00:23:50.080 Okay.

00:23:50.540 Yeah.

00:23:50.840 Rolling Stone put Harry Styles on the cover, too.

00:23:53.060 And he was wearing a dress, buddy.

00:23:54.800 Yeah, exactly.

00:23:55.740 And here's some of the trailer that they released.

00:23:59.520 And let us know what you guys think.

00:24:02.680 Friendships are different.

00:24:03.820 I have to go to a party, and you're too old to be in the pool.

00:24:06.840 Please leave.

00:24:07.580 Our sex lives are different.

00:24:09.040 Ass pic?

00:24:09.720 Don't have ass pic.

00:24:10.880 Must-see pic of ass.

00:24:14.520 Took this just for you, bro.

00:24:16.740 Did he block me?

00:24:18.020 I don't want any Hollywood bullshit.

00:24:19.720 No scenes where two guys are about to hook up, and all of a sudden, the camera conveniently pulls away.

00:24:25.820 Oh.

00:24:26.700 Hey, I'm gonna go.

00:24:28.020 This is nice meeting you.

00:24:28.760 Yeah, you too.

00:24:29.300 It was lovely.

00:24:29.900 Maybe you're both bottoms, and that's the problem.

00:24:31.960 Bottom dance!

00:24:33.060 Ooh, bottom dance!

00:24:35.220 Yeah!

00:24:36.720 Oh, my God.

00:24:38.400 Gay sex was more fun when straight people were uncomfortable with it.

00:24:41.720 Love!

00:24:41.960 Well, you got what you wanted, basically.

00:24:44.960 How about the part where he says, none of the Hollywood bullshit, they're about to hook up, and they pull away.

00:24:50.500 We're gonna show it.

00:24:52.340 Okay.

00:24:53.080 I don't want to see the movie.

00:24:54.860 Yeah.

00:24:55.280 It's like, that's easy.

00:24:56.500 Oh, my God.

00:24:57.120 Shock value in the trailer.

00:24:58.260 Two guys blowing this guy.

00:24:59.960 Bye, Billy.

00:25:01.680 Who's it for?

00:25:02.800 Not for me.

00:25:04.060 Not for me.

00:25:05.300 So, rom-coms, obviously, are for girls and their boyfriends.

00:25:09.120 Guys who get dragged along.

00:25:10.400 So, girls don't, like, they're not, like, into gay guys, so they're not gonna see it.

00:25:15.640 Guys aren't gonna see a rom-com, let alone a gay rom-com.

00:25:19.160 That's two strikes.

00:25:20.380 So.

00:25:20.700 On a one-strike system.

00:25:21.920 Yeah, so, who's left to buy it?

00:25:24.260 All the gay people, I guess?

00:25:25.520 Yeah, the gay guys.

00:25:26.460 And, well, actually, one more.

00:25:28.060 Lesbians, they got beef with gay guys.

00:25:29.940 Yeah.

00:25:30.360 They're in the LGBT, they're all kind of together, but they have beef with gay guys, let's be honest.

00:25:34.440 Exactly.

00:25:34.800 Exactly.

00:25:35.200 So, everyone who doesn't want to see this movie is homophobic, and they're scared of,

00:25:40.400 uh, gay stuff.

00:25:41.580 Look at this, and also, speaking of, like, what we said before about everyone's in the

00:25:45.100 bed they made, uh, look at this old tweet from Billy Eichner.

00:25:49.740 He says, get your fictional, hateful Bible stories and your fake, fictional, religious

00:25:54.500 bullshit out of our fucking lives.

00:25:56.560 Fuck you.

00:25:57.640 That was earlier this year.

00:25:58.880 And I'm sure that was, like, some Supreme Court ruling or something that he was lashing

00:26:02.320 out.

00:26:02.600 So, that was earlier this year.

00:26:04.560 Well, looks like people don't like the gay shit, but they like God more.

00:26:09.880 Yeah.

00:26:10.220 Looks like your little made-up story was equally shit to what you think ours are.

00:26:15.140 Yeah.

00:26:15.820 Exactly.

00:26:16.620 And then, something that he needs to remember, it's like, where do you think the phrase,

00:26:20.520 miss me with that gay shit comes from?

00:26:22.720 Exactly.

00:26:23.480 He didn't even think about gay was used as an insult until, like, five years ago.

00:26:27.700 Yeah.

00:26:28.200 Billy.

00:26:28.960 Exactly.

00:26:29.340 The movie's gay.

00:26:30.440 The movie's gay.

00:26:31.380 So, marketing-wise, it's like, wait, what?

00:26:33.940 Are they telling me not to see it?

00:26:35.540 Exactly.

00:26:36.220 Miss me with the gay shit.

00:26:37.580 That didn't come from nothing, Billy.

00:26:39.100 It came from this movie.

00:26:40.540 So, once again, everyone is laying in the bed they made.

00:26:43.500 Billy Eichner, that's what you get.

00:26:45.580 Love to see it.

00:26:47.000 Let's get into-

00:26:47.760 My favorite is the lash out afterwards.

00:26:50.440 Like, you can't just take an L silently, you know?

00:26:52.960 Yeah.

00:26:53.140 Like, shit.

00:26:53.840 We kind of really misjudged how the demand for a gay rom-com.

00:26:58.040 Let's just-

00:26:58.760 Back to the drawing board.

00:27:00.120 No.

00:27:00.620 You lash out.

00:27:01.380 You start blaming people, finger-pointing.

00:27:03.740 You, like, guilt people into what?

00:27:05.340 Guilt them into seeing it?

00:27:06.560 I'm sure some did.

00:27:07.600 Some gay guys are like, okay, let's go do our parts.

00:27:10.000 We get another movie in 10 years.

00:27:11.600 Literally, that's exactly what happened.

00:27:13.320 And he said in one of his tweets, like, keep up the fight.

00:27:16.380 Go see Bros this weekend.

00:27:18.200 Yeah.

00:27:18.660 It's like, keep up the fight.

00:27:19.960 It's like, I just got canceled.

00:27:21.200 You have homework now.

00:27:22.880 Exactly.

00:27:23.260 I got canceled.

00:27:23.940 Subscribe to my Patreon.

00:27:25.480 It's, like, basically the same thing.

00:27:26.960 Exactly.

00:27:27.780 So, that's what Billy Eichner's mad about this week.

00:27:30.860 Obviously, we're not going to see the gay movie.

00:27:33.040 We don't like gay shit.

00:27:35.080 Well, we've been doing that-

00:27:36.080 That's it.

00:27:36.400 We've been doing that a little bit where we kind of hate watch stuff.

00:27:39.980 And we were watching one of those movies, the Black Road Trip movie, remember, on Netflix?

00:27:46.020 Oh, yeah, with Ludacris.

00:27:47.120 And it's, like, immediately, like, a racist white character enters.

00:27:50.020 And we're just like, ah.

00:27:51.100 Like, we can't even hate watch it because these movies are so bad.

00:27:53.980 Yeah.

00:27:54.340 You know?

00:27:55.040 And then any time that you don't see it or the numbers aren't good, and that's proof

00:27:58.860 of the problem.

00:27:59.560 And then it's like, oh, it's proof of homophobia.

00:28:01.840 It's like, isn't everything gay?

00:28:03.100 You guys have a whole month.

00:28:04.620 You have all, you have, like, every single, you're represented in every single industry.

00:28:09.120 Yeah.

00:28:09.300 It's like, the gay movie, it's not like the gay movie came out 10 years ago.

00:28:12.660 And it's like a subtle gay character.

00:28:14.260 It's like a gay sex movie.

00:28:16.400 Exactly.

00:28:16.760 Not everyone likes that.

00:28:18.080 Exactly.

00:28:18.640 And, yeah, back to what you were saying, like, the general trend.

00:28:21.960 People are tired of it.

00:28:23.020 You guys have been pushing a lot recently.

00:28:25.280 Drag shit, like, you know, in-school stuff, everything we've been talking about in Cringe,

00:28:30.720 basically.

00:28:31.340 And it's not the time to shove it, to keep shoving it.

00:28:34.580 Yeah, exactly.

00:28:35.560 And it all comes full circle in this Cringe, as you'll see.

00:28:37.920 It's like, everything is accepted and okay and good, as long as it's gay or trans or lesbian,

00:28:43.980 but not if it's, like, a straight situation.

00:28:46.120 Absolutely.

00:28:46.880 Not for the straight people.

00:28:47.840 And you'll see why later in Cringe.

00:28:51.460 Our first clip of Cringe, besides the Billy stuff, girls were banned from their own locker

00:28:58.460 room on a volleyball team.

00:29:01.020 Check this clip out.

00:29:02.420 Randolph Union High School, where she talked with one of the players who is now facing disciplinary

00:29:08.180 action.

00:29:08.980 Vermont Education Policy says that students can play sports and use whatever locker room corresponds

00:29:13.580 with their gender.

00:29:14.220 But some members of the Randolph Girls Volleyball team say that they object to having one of

00:29:18.440 their transgender teammates be in the room while they change.

00:29:21.320 I spoke to one of the girls.

00:29:22.800 It's a huge thing.

00:29:23.960 Everyone's asking, like, so why aren't you allowed in the locker room?

00:29:27.620 Like, high school student Blake Ellen and her teammates are currently barred from using

00:29:31.360 the locker room after some of the girls on the team objected to allowing a transgender

00:29:35.060 player in the girls' locker room.

00:29:36.740 My mom wants me to do this interview to try to make a change.

00:29:39.260 Ellen says the dispute started when the trans student made an inappropriate comment while

00:29:43.500 members of the volleyball team were getting changed.

00:29:45.860 Biological boys that go in the girls' bathroom, but never a locker room situation.

00:29:49.600 They want all the girls who feel uncomfortable, so pretty much 10 girls, to get changed in

00:29:53.760 a single-style bathroom, which would take over 30 minutes.

00:29:56.640 When if one person got changed separately, it would take a minute.

00:30:00.480 No extra time.

00:30:01.120 So that's what they have.

00:30:02.860 The safe spaces that are created are not for the girls.

00:30:05.940 It's for the trans people.

00:30:07.440 Got to cater to the lowest common denominator, right?

00:30:09.440 Exactly.

00:30:09.620 There's a totem pole, and that's how you figure out who the safe spaces are for.

00:30:13.920 And they're basically being told to use a single-stall bathroom, 10 girls, if they oppose the

00:30:19.840 trans person changing with them, instead of just telling the trans person to use the single-stall

00:30:24.180 bathroom, which would probably solve the whole problem.

00:30:26.700 Duh.

00:30:27.400 But no, that's too easy.

00:30:28.840 They got to make it a whole thing.

00:30:29.860 And this girl, they said it.

00:30:32.480 This trans person made an inappropriate comment.

00:30:35.020 These girls don't just freak out over nothing, right?

00:30:37.420 Yeah.

00:30:37.740 So I wonder what that little creep, that sick little creep was saying.

00:30:40.660 Yeah.

00:30:41.260 It's very sick.

00:30:42.060 These are high school girls.

00:30:43.100 It's very sad.

00:30:44.120 The other point I want to say is, she said, my mom wanted me to do this interview to make

00:30:48.140 a change.

00:30:48.800 And it's like, yeah, do you think this girl wants to be interviewing and fighting and thrust

00:30:52.860 into the spotlight?

00:30:53.740 It's the same thing with that swimmer girl with, what's her face?

00:30:57.640 Yeah.

00:30:58.300 What's his face?

00:30:59.200 Leah, Leah, throwback.

00:31:02.020 But, you know, you just get thrust into these battles that you should have no business fighting.

00:31:06.520 The adults, the normal, well-balanced teachers should say, okay, let's just, you know, the

00:31:11.540 trans person, let's exclude them a little because obviously everyone's uncomfortable.

00:31:15.100 But no, it has to be a...

00:31:17.200 So the girl, the guy who's pretending to be a girl has more rights than the actual girls.

00:31:22.480 And it's kind of like, how did this happen?

00:31:23.960 I was watching the Storm coverage with Rap Boy last week and they had the sign language

00:31:29.420 interpreter.

00:31:29.880 I think once we let that sign language interpreter person into every major press conference and

00:31:38.640 show, that was kind of the slippery slope.

00:31:41.600 Because in the beginning, it's like, oh, like, yeah, deaf people, we need to like, look out

00:31:45.480 for them.

00:31:45.860 We have to have like the interpreter on the side.

00:31:48.020 And then it got everyone into like this victim mindset of like, oh, who else?

00:31:51.600 What about me?

00:31:52.260 Yeah.

00:31:52.460 Who else are we not thinking about?

00:31:53.720 Oh, the trans people and the gays and the lesbians.

00:31:56.300 Who else are we not considering?

00:31:57.780 Who else is disenfranchised that we need to look out for?

00:32:00.320 And it put us into a victim mindset.

00:32:02.260 It was a slippery slope.

00:32:03.480 They had subtitles the whole time.

00:32:05.380 We've always had subtitles.

00:32:06.680 I know, closed captioning.

00:32:07.360 But once you say yes to that, it was a slippery slope situation.

00:32:11.520 And now we have this.

00:32:12.860 Yeah.

00:32:13.560 And it's especially funny because like the other teams probably hate this player too.

00:32:18.280 They're like, we're not playing against a guy.

00:32:20.020 What the hell?

00:32:20.560 And then the locker room, this person has no allies, no friends, except for the administration

00:32:25.720 who sets arbitrary rules that hurt everybody else, right?

00:32:29.440 Vermont.

00:32:30.400 Classic.

00:32:30.920 Of course, they're going to do it.

00:32:32.800 Next clip, trans discomfort.

00:32:35.440 Yeah.

00:32:35.660 Here's another in the same vein.

00:32:37.660 If this is like a physical space, I'm always going to prioritize my own safety because oftentimes

00:32:42.140 that discomfort somebody feels is actually just the violence waiting to happen.

00:32:46.400 And it's also not my job as the trans person to navigate the discomfort.

00:32:49.880 I'm not the one who's uncomfortable with other women.

00:32:52.920 They are.

00:32:53.560 I'm just existing.

00:32:54.660 And so my question is, if you're uncomfortable, why are you uncomfortable with other women?

00:32:58.800 What pieces of internalized misogyny are failing you right now?

00:33:02.180 What is in your way of acknowledging this person's or my humanity?

00:33:06.080 Those are often not things that people can answer right off the bat, but they're really

00:33:09.320 the important underlying questions to be asking ourselves.

00:33:12.080 Sometimes right off the bat, though, I can sense it.

00:33:14.140 I'm like, oh, okay.

00:33:15.160 I've seen this before.

00:33:16.520 I know how this goes.

00:33:17.660 And I give them a compliment.

00:33:18.960 It's really hard to dislike somebody when they're nice to you first.

00:33:22.700 So that's it.

00:33:23.360 If you're uncomfortable, it's violence waiting to happen.

00:33:26.820 And then when you have that as the standard of what you're dealing with, then you can

00:33:31.280 basically take any action you want on offense, because if you don't take action, you might

00:33:37.440 get violently attacked.

00:33:38.680 You're preventing violence, which is a physical thing.

00:33:41.140 And it's not their fault that you're uncomfortable with other women.

00:33:45.120 Yeah.

00:33:45.600 Are you gaslighting me completely right now?

00:33:48.280 Am I taking crazy pills?

00:33:50.280 No, they are gaslighting.

00:33:51.160 And then he's like, with another woman, it's like, nice cock, lady.

00:33:54.280 Like, I see you in the locker room.

00:33:55.900 And then it's like, this guy goes into the women's locker room or something.

00:33:59.300 And he goes, oh, and I see someone who looks uncomfortable.

00:34:01.220 I start complimenting him.

00:34:02.240 Nice tits, ma'am.

00:34:03.520 Like, you know.

00:34:04.240 It's like, ah!

00:34:05.900 This trans person made a compliment.

00:34:07.780 I mean, it made a comment that wasn't appropriate.

00:34:10.180 It's pretty good.

00:34:11.100 And then Larry Elder posted something on Instagram.

00:34:13.180 He said, we live in a world where your kid cannot pretend to be an Indian, but a grown

00:34:17.960 man can pretend to be a woman.

00:34:19.960 Isn't that kind of interesting?

00:34:22.080 Yeah.

00:34:22.320 It's dark.

00:34:23.800 It's dark.

00:34:24.420 It's very dark.

00:34:25.200 It's very dystopic.

00:34:27.220 Is that correct?

00:34:28.060 Yeah.

00:34:28.540 Yeah.

00:34:28.900 Let him have it.

00:34:29.780 Sometimes you got to let him have it.

00:34:31.080 Yeah.

00:34:31.520 Also, the thing to remember, remember Angelina Jolie's daughter, Shiloh?

00:34:36.500 Yes.

00:34:37.000 Was like gender fluid or whatever, and then started going by John for like a long time?

00:34:41.720 A couple of years, I think it was.

00:34:43.040 And now she's back to being Shiloh again.

00:34:45.060 And she looks like Angelina Jolie.

00:34:46.980 She's like, you know, beautiful.

00:34:48.220 Yeah.

00:34:48.580 Go on a track to be absolutely beautiful.

00:34:51.020 Exactly.

00:34:51.620 So it's weird that we don't hear that story or we don't really highlight that situation

00:34:55.440 where a person basically grew out of the trans thing.

00:34:58.540 No one wants to bring that up.

00:34:59.900 Yeah, exactly.

00:35:00.700 Charlize Theron had some toys too.

00:35:04.920 Some accessories, as we call them.

00:35:06.680 You know, a trans kid or an oppression point earner.

00:35:09.480 Yeah.

00:35:09.900 We'll see.

00:35:10.300 I think there's a difference because it's one of those things where it's like, come on

00:35:14.500 with us.

00:35:15.020 Come on.

00:35:15.400 We're all getting surgery.

00:35:16.500 We're all taking testosterone and stuff.

00:35:18.840 And then the celebs are like, well, you know, the smart, really rich people are like, well,

00:35:23.580 you go ahead.

00:35:25.040 But I'm going to let it, I'm going to let it play out.

00:35:26.880 I'm fine with it, but maybe not for my kid.

00:35:29.320 Yeah.

00:35:29.460 And a lot of the things when it comes to like the trans issues and like the kids, it's not

00:35:35.360 necessarily, it is like the trans people's fault who are like aggressively pushing it

00:35:40.320 on the children.

00:35:41.120 Yeah.

00:35:41.380 But it's not like the trans community.

00:35:44.080 It's actually the people in the middle who are just watching and just not caring and saying,

00:35:49.340 oh, I don't want to be called transphobic by Billy Eichner.

00:35:51.780 So kids can, kids should do whatever they think is best.

00:35:55.520 Like, that's the problem.

00:35:56.820 It's the people sitting on the sidelines who are just kind of watching this happen and watching

00:36:01.480 the country get forfeited because they don't want to get called a name on the way down.

00:36:05.640 When in reality, it's like a lot of people feel the same way.

00:36:09.000 And if you spoke up, it'd be easier for everyone else to speak up, but no one wants to do that

00:36:12.920 because they're scared.

00:36:13.800 Yeah.

00:36:13.980 It's drastically unpopular, you know, but it, but it's just one of those things where the

00:36:18.260 right key institutions are like, well, this is our policy and you're kind of fired if

00:36:23.240 you go out of line too much.

00:36:25.340 So yeah, exactly.

00:36:26.320 So while Americans fight over this and our children are subjugated to the trans stuff,

00:36:31.860 here's what's going on in China.

00:36:33.440 Here's what they're doing over there.

00:36:35.700 They continue to train for the mission.

00:36:40.100 What is the mission, by the way?

00:36:44.020 I can't say on the show, but it'll start in like 2030.

00:36:48.140 2030.

00:36:48.860 Once Taiwan is taken, then we'll know the mission.

00:36:50.960 Yeah.

00:36:51.640 Yeah.

00:36:52.000 Look at this.

00:36:52.540 Our kids can't do that.

00:36:55.440 Well, our kids are dealing with the emotional instability of their fat lady teacher.

00:36:59.340 Who's like going by something else that she's not in China.

00:37:02.240 They have a guy going up.

00:37:03.960 They keep the rhythm, you know, exactly.

00:37:06.540 You know, in the U S the teacher just cries.

00:37:09.640 Yeah, exactly.

00:37:10.860 All right.

00:37:11.140 We're still on cringe of the week.

00:37:12.320 Moving on to our next story.

00:37:15.600 The Tony Belvin story.

00:37:17.440 Can you kind of intro that?

00:37:18.980 Tony Belvin?

00:37:20.100 The Apple guy.

00:37:20.900 Oh, yes, yes, yes.

00:37:21.680 I didn't know his name.

00:37:23.080 Yeah.

00:37:23.200 So basically, uh, this is from a video of this kid who goes around a viral TikTok kid

00:37:30.060 who goes around asking people what, uh, kind of car they drive.

00:37:32.960 And then what do they do for a living?

00:37:34.100 Daniel Mack, right?

00:37:34.400 Yeah.

00:37:34.560 Daniel Mack.

00:37:35.160 Oh, I love your car.

00:37:35.920 What do you do?

00:37:36.780 Yeah.

00:37:37.220 And then they give some weird answer, some funny thing, blah, blah, blah.

00:37:40.200 He has a unique take on everything.

00:37:41.720 So this guy who he got is Apple's, uh, VP of procurement.

00:37:46.300 So for like procurement is basically, you know, making deals with, uh, all suppliers

00:37:52.440 of Apple, uh, you know, oh, here, let's get this zinc from this place.

00:37:57.180 Let's get, uh, you know, this material for our, uh, you know, shirts or whatever.

00:38:01.960 So kind of a big deal.

00:38:03.180 Like you, if you're a, you're a trillion dollar company, like Apple procurement, that's a huge

00:38:07.320 job.

00:38:08.280 Um, and so should I just let the video play?

00:38:10.580 Let the video play.

00:38:14.780 Good, sir.

00:38:15.500 Your car's awesome.

00:38:16.280 What do you do for a living?

00:38:18.700 I race cars, play golf and fondle big breasted women.

00:38:22.460 But I take weekends and major holidays off.

00:38:24.800 Okay.

00:38:25.900 I just like the career.

00:38:27.220 I'm looking to get into that.

00:38:28.620 So he makes a joke.

00:38:29.560 He says, I play golf and I, what's the other fondle big breasted women?

00:38:32.720 That's, that's the, the, the crux.

00:38:34.920 Yeah.

00:38:35.420 I fondle big breasted women.

00:38:36.860 He's doing a bit.

00:38:37.640 He's getting out of a car.

00:38:38.780 It's some rich executive thing.

00:38:40.960 Yeah.

00:38:41.220 He does a bit.

00:38:41.780 And then he got fired for that.

00:38:43.520 Apple fired him.

00:38:44.300 Apple fired him for making crude comments.

00:38:47.220 So the gays can tell your kids that if they're a boy, they're a girl.

00:38:52.760 They can encourage your kids to tip stripping drag queens.

00:38:56.900 That's all okay.

00:38:58.060 Billy Eichner can zoom out and it's two guys sucking somebody else's dick.

00:39:01.980 Yep.

00:39:02.320 That's all okay.

00:39:03.400 That's all mainstream and normal.

00:39:04.880 But if you act like a normal guy and you make a comment about tits, if you have one ounce

00:39:09.480 of red blooded American in you, you're done.

00:39:12.280 Call it quits, buddy.

00:39:13.220 It's done.

00:39:13.920 You're fired.

00:39:15.240 You can't make comments about tits at all.

00:39:18.460 If you do, you're fired.

00:39:20.460 You can't acknowledge tits.

00:39:21.580 Even if they're prosthetic double Z cups.

00:39:23.900 Even if they're right in front of your face and you're a Canadian student.

00:39:26.660 Yeah.

00:39:26.960 So you have to shut up and be quiet or else you're homophobic.

00:39:30.560 Take your painkillers and forfeit the greatest country on earth to the gays who think they're

00:39:36.860 a lady.

00:39:37.360 Yeah.

00:39:37.980 That's what they expect you to do, I guess.

00:39:40.380 That's the first thing I thought when I saw this.

00:39:42.040 It's like so innocuous and he's with a lady who laughs at it.

00:39:45.600 Like everybody knows it's a bit.

00:39:47.000 The guy recording knows it's a bit.

00:39:49.000 And then what?

00:39:49.640 Who gets mad?

00:39:50.720 Somebody who demands to be in a locker room they don't belong in.

00:39:53.360 Yeah.

00:39:53.680 And that guy has to get fired.

00:39:54.820 Who's probably good at his job.

00:39:56.160 He's a VP or whatever.

00:39:57.080 Now he's fired because he said what straight guys would think is funny.

00:40:01.640 And straight's not okay anymore.

00:40:02.840 And you know what?

00:40:03.340 This is like whatever happens.

00:40:05.380 Like, yeah, you're representing Apple.

00:40:07.880 Maybe you should have a little better judgment, whatever.

00:40:10.720 But that's not the point.

00:40:12.340 The point is like what they can show your kids.

00:40:14.180 They can show your kids a library book of someone sucking a dildo in whatever.

00:40:19.020 But no, big breasted women liking that is the biggest no-no you can do.

00:40:22.740 That would be bad because kids would see that and go, oh, cool.

00:40:25.740 Being a guy is sweet.

00:40:27.800 They have to think.

00:40:28.980 The kids need to see what they want to portray to the kids is you need to see gay stuff

00:40:34.020 and think, hmm, I didn't think I was gay.

00:40:36.000 But I guess if that's what normal is, I can figure it out.

00:40:39.740 Oh, a rich white guy doing whatever he wants and having a cool one-liner that he gets laughs

00:40:43.900 at?

00:40:44.720 Not allowed.

00:40:45.660 Not allowed.

00:40:46.340 And it's not even that good of a line.

00:40:47.540 It's just like whatever.

00:40:48.500 It wasn't that funny.

00:40:49.240 He's fooling around, clearly.

00:40:50.980 Yeah.

00:40:51.280 He's like an old guy.

00:40:52.800 Wait, Apple.

00:40:53.420 Did you think he really does that for a living?

00:40:55.540 We had to fire him.

00:40:56.560 Yeah.

00:40:56.680 I bet you can find someone at Apple who says some pretty disgusting stuff on their Twitter

00:41:00.100 about taking prep and having gay sex parties.

00:41:03.400 I would agree.

00:41:04.380 And that's okay.

00:41:04.920 That's normal because you can't.

00:41:06.620 Anything that's straight is bad.

00:41:08.580 Yep.

00:41:08.880 Gay is good.

00:41:09.840 Gay is normal.

00:41:11.120 There was a survey done in an Alabama middle school where they asked kids about their sexuality.

00:41:16.080 And at the end of the survey, it asks, are your parents progressive?

00:41:19.460 Like, yes or no?

00:41:20.740 Which is basically like the most 1984 shit ever.

00:41:23.220 Yeah.

00:41:23.500 Where you turn the kids and you have your kids spying on your parents and like turning

00:41:26.580 their parents in to the progressive police.

00:41:31.340 And that's in Alabama.

00:41:32.720 What do you think the teacher was going to do with that information?

00:41:34.900 Learn how far they could push the classroom?

00:41:37.700 Well, they know who the problematic kids are because if the kids say, my parents aren't

00:41:41.320 progressive, then that teacher would go out of their way to find that kid and make

00:41:44.960 sure that they're getting progressive lessons taught and they're, you know, compensating

00:41:48.600 for the conservatism at home.

00:41:51.160 And basically they would turn their kids against their conservative parents in Alabama.

00:41:56.220 That's the plan.

00:41:57.240 It's on Vermont.

00:41:58.220 Yeah.

00:41:58.520 It's in Alabama.

00:41:59.300 They're doing that.

00:42:00.680 Oh, by the way, did you know that October is LGBTQIA plus history month?

00:42:05.200 I didn't.

00:42:06.380 Yeah.

00:42:06.780 You got to start learning about that because these gay guys just want to get married.

00:42:11.400 You got to put your time in and learn and educate yourself.

00:42:14.760 Cause yeah, these gay guys just want to get married.

00:42:16.880 Yeah.

00:42:17.000 What is that?

00:42:17.460 Uh, June, July, August, September.

00:42:19.260 That's three quick months off and they're back on for a full month.

00:42:22.380 Oh, and this is a 31 day month too.

00:42:24.440 Yeah.

00:42:24.720 So Halloween is gay history.

00:42:25.980 Halloween.

00:42:26.900 Yeah.

00:42:27.300 They, they went hard for the, for the summer.

00:42:29.900 They take the end of September off.

00:42:32.360 They get back from fire Island.

00:42:33.740 Yeah.

00:42:33.960 They come, they sit on their little donut.

00:42:35.700 So it's easy.

00:42:36.480 So it doesn't hurt.

00:42:37.540 And then now it's a gay history month all over again.

00:42:40.400 Yep.

00:42:40.580 Start to fire up the lessons.

00:42:42.280 Exactly.

00:42:42.640 Last clip of cringe of the week.

00:42:44.500 This is not, uh, sexually trans gay related.

00:42:50.100 Yeah.

00:42:50.340 This is actually a Justin Awad copier clip.

00:42:53.380 Check this out.

00:42:54.440 So the whole really quick before you play it, this, these people, everyone now is copying

00:42:59.260 Justin Awad.

00:43:00.520 They're doing like the simple questions and the man in the street style in the way Justin

00:43:04.140 Awad was doing.

00:43:04.880 Justin Awad, uh, came first.

00:43:07.500 And then a lot of these tick tockers and snapchatters are trying to do it similar.

00:43:12.040 So this guy asks a question that Justin Awad literally asked himself where it's, if you

00:43:17.840 were born seven years ago, how old would you be today?

00:43:21.240 You hear the question, you go, if I was born seven years ago, I'd be seven today because

00:43:24.900 you said I was born seven years ago.

00:43:26.740 It's, it's that simple.

00:43:28.080 There's no math actually needed.

00:43:29.420 It's not even a brain teaser either.

00:43:31.080 It's not like, Oh, like the sister's three years older than the sister.

00:43:34.580 Who's two years younger than the brother.

00:43:36.120 It's like, it's just, if you were born seven years ago, how old would you be?

00:43:39.180 You'd be seven.

00:43:39.860 It's very simple.

00:43:40.980 So this person asked the question, look how the girls react to the girl who actually got

00:43:44.460 it right.

00:43:45.140 I was born seven years ago.

00:43:46.620 You're seven.

00:43:47.760 What?

00:43:48.920 2022, babe.

00:43:50.680 2022, babe.

00:43:52.300 You'd be 46.

00:43:53.560 You'd be 46.

00:43:54.640 No, you'd be 36.

00:43:57.100 Isn't that like so sad?

00:43:59.240 They like ganged up on her and they go.

00:44:01.080 If the girl's like 2022, babe, it goes like this.

00:44:04.280 You'd be 14.

00:44:05.140 Where'd 14 come from?

00:44:06.340 You don't multiply it.

00:44:07.560 You think he's asking your age minus seven, 21 minus seven is 14.

00:44:11.620 That's not the question.

00:44:13.100 And those stupid girls teamed up on that nice girl who got it right and said, what?

00:44:20.040 They started laughing at it.

00:44:21.520 It goes, whoa, maybe the trans people should be in the locker room.

00:44:24.300 Yeah.

00:44:24.560 And that's, that's how it goes.

00:44:25.620 Like if you have a different opinion that goes away from the group, even if the group

00:44:29.500 is entirely wrong and retarded, you're in trouble.

00:44:34.120 You got it wrong.

00:44:35.260 What?

00:44:35.960 We're 2022, babe.

00:44:37.540 Yeah.

00:44:37.840 There's no right answers.

00:44:39.340 We don't do those.

00:44:40.340 We don't do the right answers.

00:44:41.780 Maybe she was saying it's 2022, babe.

00:44:43.840 Meaning like everyone's dumb now.

00:44:46.500 We don't.

00:44:47.060 It's 2022, babe.

00:44:48.000 We may never know what.

00:44:49.240 We don't know math.

00:44:49.960 You're answering like someone who knows math.

00:44:53.300 We don't know math, babe.

00:44:54.480 It's 2022.

00:44:55.640 That was so sad for that girl.

00:44:57.180 That girl will probably like never feel confident to answer a question in public again, even though

00:45:01.260 she got it right and her instincts were on point.

00:45:03.400 If you are that girl, we'll send you a base mug.

00:45:05.380 But I doubt you watch the show and you probably would watch the show and not agree with anything.

00:45:11.300 Like, wait, which part am I in on this?

00:45:14.260 We're right past the gay guys taking too much ground.

00:45:17.640 And then right before the Apple exec, they defend the Apple exec who was talking titties.

00:45:22.440 Yeah, exactly.

00:45:23.580 Right after they made fun of the trans people and before they got into the Urban Decay section.

00:45:28.660 Right after they clowned on Billy Eichner.

00:45:30.640 Way after they clowned on Christian Walker.

00:45:32.860 Yeah.

00:45:33.300 So that's very sad for that girl.

00:45:35.780 She had the right answer.

00:45:36.940 And the stupid mob who all got it wrong bullied her into getting it wrong, too.

00:45:42.040 Which is like the progressive agenda in a nutshell.

00:45:45.540 Yep.

00:45:45.880 It's like kids shouldn't be trans.

00:45:48.820 And if they are, they shouldn't be like it shouldn't be promoted.

00:45:52.220 And it's like if you disagree with that, you're correct.

00:45:55.620 But if you disagree with that, you have the wrong take.

00:45:57.800 Get back and get back in line.

00:46:00.040 Everyone here thinks that trans kids are good, even though it's the wrong answer, which is scary.

00:46:04.580 It's very sad.

00:46:05.480 It is.

00:46:05.820 That's the whole progressive agenda dichotomy in a five second clip.

00:46:10.920 Whoa.

00:46:11.700 Yeah.

00:46:12.320 All right.

00:46:12.720 That takes us out of Cringer Week and into Urban Decay.

00:46:16.420 Okay.

00:46:16.920 Urban Decay.

00:46:17.600 Our first clip.

00:46:18.980 This guy picked up needles in buckets in Portland.

00:46:23.620 Look at this video.

00:46:26.700 Good morning, everybody.

00:46:28.200 I just wanted to give everybody a little example in Portland, Oregon.

00:46:31.580 Uh, how much used rigs we clean up off the streets.

00:46:39.940 Look at that.

00:46:41.880 Hundred plus pound buckets.

00:46:43.800 Each one of these is probably a hundred pounds.

00:46:45.480 He puts his hand in it.

00:46:46.980 Yeah.

00:46:47.460 That's like my nightmare is putting your hand in a bucket of needles that crackheads use.

00:46:52.680 I guess they're-

00:46:56.280 That whole bag.

00:46:57.260 Use your eggs.

00:46:58.180 That's crazy.

00:46:59.520 Isn't that incredible?

00:47:00.020 In Portland.

00:47:00.700 And then there's no trash cans in Portland, so all these needles end up on the street.

00:47:04.620 And you know who pays for those needles?

00:47:06.100 Yeah.

00:47:06.420 You're welcome.

00:47:06.860 Us.

00:47:07.200 The taxpayer.

00:47:08.060 The bag holder.

00:47:08.980 Yeah.

00:47:09.240 That's what we're going to start calling taxpayer now.

00:47:10.980 The bag holder.

00:47:11.720 Because you're just supporting everyone else's stupid shit.

00:47:14.160 Yeah.

00:47:14.680 Exactly.

00:47:15.240 You go to the park.

00:47:15.880 You do whatever you want there.

00:47:16.780 I want to take the kids to the park.

00:47:18.200 Can't.

00:47:18.580 There's needles everywhere.

00:47:19.800 Yeah.

00:47:20.140 The guy who made that video, just that video of him showing himself and then the buckets

00:47:25.060 of the needles, got fired for that.

00:47:27.680 And he's not even really making any commentary on it.

00:47:29.940 He's kind of just showing.

00:47:31.220 This is what we picked up.

00:47:32.120 And he got fired for that.

00:47:33.960 Because that's the wrong opinion.

00:47:35.320 Yep.

00:47:36.180 Not good.

00:47:36.800 What are we going to do about it?

00:47:38.240 Yeah.

00:47:38.660 Exactly.

00:47:39.060 We can only send so many bass mugs.

00:47:40.820 Yeah.

00:47:41.700 I've been talking to that guy a little bit.

00:47:43.680 I don't know how we can help him.

00:47:44.880 I'll talk to him a little bit more.

00:47:45.900 And if he's a guy who was wrongfully fired like he was and has a good story, we'll get

00:47:51.660 him on the show next week, maybe.

00:47:52.800 Okay.

00:47:53.100 We'll try.

00:47:54.120 Or get him a job.

00:47:55.000 Any of you guys hiring semi-based people in Portland?

00:47:58.060 Let us know.

00:47:58.600 Let us know.

00:47:59.260 And then we'll connect you with that guy.

00:48:00.720 That is actually the best way to go about it.

00:48:02.360 Because I can't keep sending out bass mugs.

00:48:04.360 I keep sending.

00:48:05.200 I've sent so many bass mugs.

00:48:07.580 All right.

00:48:08.180 Next clip.

00:48:08.740 Urban Decay.

00:48:09.540 The Rob to Gunpoint guy.

00:48:11.040 Yeah.

00:48:12.460 So this guy's getting pulled over.

00:48:14.080 He's kind of on his phone.

00:48:16.400 He's like, oh, you know, what's going on?

00:48:19.460 Kind of distracted a little bit.

00:48:22.180 Guy with a police badge comes up.

00:48:25.080 Take it off.

00:48:25.640 Take it off.

00:48:26.240 Hurry up.

00:48:26.920 Take it off.

00:48:27.600 Take the watch out.

00:48:28.600 I'll shoot you.

00:48:29.320 I'll kill you, motherfucker.

00:48:30.340 Okay, okay.

00:48:30.760 You're right.

00:48:31.540 Okay, okay, okay.

00:48:32.380 What's my name?

00:48:33.280 Okay, thank you.

00:48:34.220 Thank you.

00:48:35.120 Right.

00:48:35.740 Right.

00:48:36.460 Right.

00:48:37.480 Whew.

00:48:38.300 That's what getting robbed at gunpoint feels like.

00:48:41.400 That was violent.

00:48:42.660 That was crazy.

00:48:44.580 And you know that guy, he had a system, and he goes, you know, give it to me now, you know,

00:48:50.960 whatever, drive, drive, once he gets it.

00:48:53.180 It's like, you think that guy does it a lot?

00:48:55.040 Yeah.

00:48:55.280 Looks like a proficient robber.

00:48:57.200 He was very good at that.

00:48:58.320 That wasn't his first crime.

00:48:59.960 And then this next clip, and what's his name?

00:49:02.280 Mayor Eric Adams.

00:49:03.900 He says New York has a brand.

00:49:06.260 Yeah, New York's got a brand to protect.

00:49:07.780 This ain't Kansas.

00:49:08.940 Yeah.

00:49:09.200 Well, here's New York's other brand.

00:49:12.520 Basically, they're on the street, and every single car window is broken.

00:49:17.080 Every door is open, and every car has been rifled through.

00:49:21.020 Every single car on the block.

00:49:22.300 Imagine living on that block.

00:49:27.880 Neighbors gone crazy.

00:49:29.240 They got us again.

00:49:30.220 Damn, these neighbors gone crazy.

00:49:31.900 Just like every car, smashed windows, do whatever you want.

00:49:36.960 No one's coming.

00:49:38.860 And if you get in trouble, you'll be back out on the street very soon.

00:49:41.860 Yeah.

00:49:42.320 Makes me sick.

00:49:43.320 And it's like, and you know what?

00:49:45.160 It's just like 28 people came home from work, you know?

00:49:49.140 Came home from a real job, probably getting underpaid.

00:49:52.880 They're getting squeezed at the grocery store.

00:49:55.460 They're paying more in gas.

00:49:57.240 They just get smoked, and they come back to that.

00:50:00.280 Just some street rat who got away with it.

00:50:02.860 Ugh.

00:50:03.440 Absolutely horrible.

00:50:04.820 Next clip, which is horrible as well.

00:50:07.480 This guy who's a professional fisherman got caught cheating, and he was putting the weights in the fish.

00:50:11.840 Not our typical urban decay, right?

00:50:13.680 Yeah.

00:50:14.340 This is the decay of...

00:50:15.280 I want you to leave.

00:50:17.700 I don't want anybody to touch you guys.

00:50:20.280 I don't want you to leave.

00:50:21.620 You need to set a jail.

00:50:23.040 Oh, God.

00:50:24.340 I want you to fucking piece of shit.

00:50:28.000 I'll be fucking turn to this if you've done this.

00:50:30.500 You're the feet.

00:50:31.280 You're fucking feet.

00:50:32.620 Don't we need to file a patient for you?

00:50:34.300 Yeah.

00:50:35.160 Jason, we got to file for you.

00:50:36.480 All of them.

00:50:38.660 All of them.

00:50:39.580 Every single fucking fish.

00:50:41.360 So, every two of them, we want to tell you guys to do this.

00:50:44.860 We're out now.

00:50:45.600 Every two of them.

00:50:46.640 You fucking can't do it.

00:50:47.800 I mean, we all fuck up in the way.

00:50:48.960 What the fuck, man?

00:50:50.360 The only time.

00:50:51.120 Fuck you.

00:50:52.480 Weights.

00:50:53.480 Weights in the fish.

00:50:54.580 Pulling weights out of walley.

00:50:55.520 And that's like an old trick, too.

00:50:57.520 And, like, wouldn't you kind of notice, like, oh, all the fish that we caught were about the same size, but yours are heavy.

00:51:04.500 Yeah.

00:51:04.760 You know how to catch the heavy ones.

00:51:06.220 You got those thick ones.

00:51:07.220 I don't know what it's coming with.

00:51:08.240 And that guy made over $300,000 in prize pools over the years and had sponsorships and stuff, too.

00:51:13.760 Absolutely.

00:51:14.360 Fishing tournaments are no joke.

00:51:15.620 Usually, they come with some sort of, like, entry fee, too, like where you pay $1,000 or you pay something.

00:51:21.340 So, it's like he's collectively ripping off the tournaments, the sponsors, and then all the guys who he's fishing with.

00:51:26.940 Glad we caught him.

00:51:28.200 Reverse base mug.

00:51:29.200 He sends us a base mug.

00:51:30.260 He sends us all the prize money in a boat, in a bass boat.

00:51:33.380 Yeah.

00:51:34.160 Dude, and so have you noticed there's been so much cheating going around recently?

00:51:37.740 There's, like, big poker cheating.

00:51:39.660 Poker cheating and the chess cheating with the butt beads.

00:51:42.600 The anal beads, which we talked about that in Bonusland, right?

00:51:44.960 I think so, yeah.

00:51:45.960 Yeah.

00:51:46.980 So, kind of wild.

00:51:48.460 You know, you think these problems go away.

00:51:50.140 You think society is trustworthy.

00:51:52.740 And all of a sudden, you're getting ripped off.

00:51:54.820 You're getting cheated.

00:51:55.760 So, I mean.

00:51:57.100 Sloppy.

00:51:57.560 Our institutions are falling.

00:51:59.080 All these competitions, fishing competitions, poker tournaments, chess tournament.

00:52:03.920 Everyone's putting stuff up their butt and getting secret messages.

00:52:06.800 The bros movie.

00:52:08.140 The bros movie.

00:52:08.800 They're putting stuff up their butt.

00:52:10.000 Everything's going in the butt.

00:52:11.420 And that's what fucks society up.

00:52:13.120 Yeah.

00:52:13.720 So, I don't know how else to say it.

00:52:15.440 All right.

00:52:15.700 Last clip of Urban Decay.

00:52:17.480 This is a crime, but actually, this is a crime of passion, which is why it comes at the end

00:52:23.580 of Urban Decay, right before Uplifting Gold, because sometimes crime can be justified.

00:52:27.680 Remember AOC told us?

00:52:29.080 Stealing bread for your family.

00:52:30.240 Stealing bread for your family at the Foot Locker store.

00:52:33.220 Sometimes crime is justified.

00:52:38.060 Check out this last clip.

00:52:42.200 Guy walks up, sees a full kebab gyro thing.

00:52:45.440 He just takes it.

00:52:46.660 He goes, goodbye.

00:52:47.820 But then he gets caught, and then he puts it back.

00:52:52.060 He gets caught, dragged, backed by his collar.

00:52:54.200 So, some crimes are crimes of passion, which I can understand.

00:52:58.800 That would be one of those.

00:53:00.960 I understand that crime.

00:53:02.440 Me too.

00:53:02.860 We went through a gyro phase.

00:53:04.120 Anybody who knows, anybody who's been here since all the early episodes, they know about

00:53:07.500 the phase.

00:53:07.920 They know about the potential gyro phase.

00:53:09.540 And you know what?

00:53:10.160 If I...

00:53:11.000 No, I wouldn't have never...

00:53:12.260 I never would have stolen gyro meat like that, but...

00:53:14.920 I understand.

00:53:15.780 I definitely understand.

00:53:16.660 If it was like right there, I don't steal.

00:53:19.780 So, it's an easy no.

00:53:21.100 But if I was gonna steal something, it would be a novelty thing that I couldn't really get

00:53:25.860 on my own.

00:53:26.280 I wouldn't be stealing money.

00:53:27.560 I wouldn't steal food, like, you know, apples and carrots.

00:53:31.480 Yeah.

00:53:31.660 I would steal, like, a skewered gyro thing that you can't really find anywhere else.

00:53:35.620 You can't get that on your own.

00:53:36.660 It's rare.

00:53:37.140 Yeah, exactly.

00:53:38.440 Yeah.

00:53:38.780 So, some crimes we understand.

00:53:40.860 That takes us out of Urban Decay and into our Uplifting Gold section.

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00:54:54.440 Uplifting Gold this week.

00:54:56.240 Our first clip.

00:54:58.320 How old is you?

00:54:59.320 10.

00:55:00.160 10 years old.

00:55:02.000 We is in Oakland, California.

00:55:04.600 Do your thing, young homie.

00:55:06.720 Got your license?

00:55:08.060 Nah.

00:55:08.720 Not yet?

00:55:09.760 Nah.

00:55:10.400 You know what you're doing though, huh?

00:55:11.800 Yeah.

00:55:12.500 All right.

00:55:13.760 You say it.

00:55:14.480 God bless you.

00:55:15.480 God bless you.

00:55:16.280 God bless you.

00:55:17.080 Which, hey, this is the slippery slope we talked about.

00:55:21.340 If a kid can pick their gender.

00:55:22.860 Yeah.

00:55:23.100 If they're on puberty blockers, they can drive.

00:55:25.300 Exactly.

00:55:25.960 If you can pick your gender and change it, then you can drive a truck.

00:55:29.520 That's actually not even that crazy.

00:55:31.020 Driving a truck, if it's an automatic, 10 times easier than going through a whole surgery thing.

00:55:36.140 Exactly.

00:55:36.720 So that's the slippery slope that the LGBTs want.

00:55:39.900 They want your kids to be able to consent and do whatever they want.

00:55:42.900 So now expect to see kids getting tattoos and driving trucks.

00:55:46.360 You think there's any sort of child labor looking to make a comeback?

00:55:49.660 A little chimney sweep?

00:55:50.920 A little, you know.

00:55:51.880 They can fit in certain spaces that adults can't and we can't exploit dwarves.

00:55:56.040 Yeah.

00:55:56.440 I'm sure the megacorps would love a little more competition in the labor force, right?

00:56:01.360 Yeah.

00:56:01.740 Sub-18.

00:56:03.080 There's something to do there.

00:56:04.280 That's the slippery slope that the LGBTs want to usher in.

00:56:07.220 Next clip, Beverly calls out the drag queen story hour.

00:56:13.760 This is my favorite clip of the episode.

00:56:15.400 Me too.

00:56:16.540 You are twisted.

00:56:17.920 You are convincing.

00:56:19.220 You are disgusting.

00:56:20.700 How dare you do a drag show in one of the show?

00:56:24.900 How dare you?

00:56:27.160 Wait, wait, wait, wait, wait.

00:56:28.660 No, no, no, no.

00:56:29.580 Sir, sir, sir.

00:56:31.620 Calm down, calm down.

00:56:33.240 Calm down, calm down.

00:56:34.360 It's security over here.

00:56:35.220 It's security, but calm down, calm down.

00:56:37.220 It's security.

00:56:38.140 Yeah.

00:56:38.540 It's security.

00:56:39.320 What do you do?

00:56:40.340 Yeah, boom.

00:56:41.400 Really?

00:56:42.900 This is my wife.

00:56:43.840 This is my wife.

00:56:44.680 I know.

00:56:45.240 This is my wife.

00:56:46.020 This is private property.

00:56:47.580 This is private property.

00:56:48.760 I understand that.

00:56:49.380 I understand.

00:56:49.920 This is private property.

00:56:51.160 Don't touch.

00:56:52.160 Don't touch.

00:56:52.880 I'm talking to your husband.

00:56:54.120 This is private property.

00:56:56.080 We don't do violence.

00:56:57.400 Back it off.

00:56:58.500 Back it off.

00:56:59.660 We don't do violence.

00:57:00.960 Back it off.

00:57:02.260 The guy's fighting.

00:57:03.120 This is private property.

00:57:04.120 We have to let the kids see the drag queens.

00:57:06.780 Get out of here.

00:57:07.700 Yeah.

00:57:08.200 This is private property.

00:57:09.700 Get out of here.

00:57:10.220 I like how she starts just with the insults, too.

00:57:12.280 Like, are you sick?

00:57:13.240 You demented?

00:57:14.280 You degenerate?

00:57:15.780 She goes so hard.

00:57:16.840 We love that.

00:57:17.680 That's like a great call out.

00:57:19.460 Nonviolent.

00:57:20.080 You're here.

00:57:20.680 And then as soon as they get physically aggressive and start escalating.

00:57:23.940 Nah, nah.

00:57:24.440 We're not here for that.

00:57:25.420 The husband steps in.

00:57:26.560 Yeah.

00:57:26.940 That was good stuff.

00:57:28.380 And it's one of those things where it's like, no, yeah, you guys kind of technically have

00:57:32.360 every right to do this.

00:57:33.800 Oh, it's private property.

00:57:34.860 It's consenting parents and blah, blah, blah.

00:57:37.160 But it's like, we have a right to tell you how we feel, you know?

00:57:40.620 Yeah.

00:57:40.840 And you don't have a right to, you know, like they always say, oh, yeah, you're not going

00:57:47.240 to, first amendment speech, you have the right to say it, but you don't have the right

00:57:50.120 from consequences of it.

00:57:51.460 And it's like, that's the same with the drag show.

00:57:53.040 You don't have the right to just live in your own tunnel.

00:57:56.360 People are mad.

00:57:57.380 People don't like this.

00:57:58.360 And that's the appropriate way to show it.

00:58:00.680 Exactly.

00:58:01.200 So I believe her name is Beverly.

00:58:03.240 How'd you find it?

00:58:03.920 How'd you find it?

00:58:04.320 I think I saw it on Instagram.

00:58:06.340 So Beverly, if that's you, we'll send you a base mug for sure.

00:58:09.300 Yeah.

00:58:09.420 We'll send you some merch too.

00:58:11.140 I kind of know her.

00:58:12.500 I think I've maybe have met her a few years ago.

00:58:15.080 She does good videos, does stuff like this.

00:58:17.500 So if that was you, we will send you a base mug.

00:58:21.160 Next clip, the microwave prank.

00:58:24.640 Let it rip.

00:58:25.100 Hello.

00:58:26.000 Hello.

00:58:26.160 Hey, Andy, we did it.

00:58:27.340 Hi.

00:58:28.020 Hi.

00:58:28.980 Pranked his coworker.

00:58:34.340 Absolutely sends a good prank.

00:58:37.300 Microwave looks like it's busted.

00:58:39.700 That's the kind of prank I like because clearly that microwave was working at some point.

00:58:44.520 These guys sabotaged an entire probably working microwave and like cabinet system just to get one clip.

00:58:50.780 So I love shit like that.

00:58:52.500 Absolutely perfect.

00:58:53.260 Worth it.

00:58:54.680 Next, let's do the metaverse in real life.

00:58:57.380 Okay.

00:58:57.960 This is my favorite clip from last week.

00:59:01.420 It's what the metaverse would look like in real life.

00:59:03.680 The guy playing the saxophone, the dancing random lady.

00:59:09.620 You have this tall lurking guy.

00:59:11.520 The guy with the weird outfit lurching through.

00:59:14.020 It sounds like a thing.

00:59:14.700 And then a guy in a scooter.

00:59:16.540 And then you swing it over here.

00:59:19.080 There's like a bunch of people on those pedal things.

00:59:23.100 And then you look over here.

00:59:27.140 Someone's getting married.

00:59:29.080 I love that.

00:59:29.560 This is the metaverse in real life.

00:59:31.160 Yeah.

00:59:31.380 The way God created.

00:59:32.440 God created the original metaverse.

00:59:34.400 Yeah.

00:59:34.720 And we were all trying to recreate it, but it's pretty much there.

00:59:37.900 Are you on the metaverse?

00:59:38.660 You're like, oh, this is so real.

00:59:39.820 Oh, look at that.

00:59:40.700 I feel like I'm there.

00:59:41.940 It's like you can go into like a mountain range and go into a river and be like, wow, look at this.

00:59:46.360 Look at the fish.

00:59:47.360 Wow.

00:59:47.720 Look at that.

00:59:48.180 It's snowing.

00:59:49.300 Actual reality.

00:59:50.220 Actual reality is actually the what's dope.

00:59:53.800 Yeah.

00:59:54.200 That was pretty funny.

00:59:55.220 The old person filter on the kids.

01:00:00.040 Oh, my Lord.

01:00:01.560 I have a look at me.

01:00:02.220 I have a look at me.

01:00:05.080 What do I look like?

01:00:07.440 You.

01:00:08.040 You.

01:00:08.320 You.

01:00:08.840 You.

01:00:09.000 You.

01:00:09.200 You.

01:00:09.280 You.

01:00:09.320 You.

01:00:09.340 You.

01:00:09.360 You.

01:00:09.440 You.

01:00:09.460 Grandma.

01:00:10.200 I'm a grandma.

01:00:11.280 Yeah.

01:00:12.140 Oh.

01:00:12.860 Do I look pretty?

01:00:13.720 Yeah.

01:00:14.600 So the mom looks like a grandma with the old person filter.

01:00:17.780 But then these kids look like real old grandmas.

01:00:25.220 Isn't that good?

01:00:28.340 Yeah.

01:00:28.660 That's nice uplifting gold.

01:00:30.260 They got the face shape.

01:00:31.320 They got the face shape to look like a real grandma.

01:00:33.160 Yeah.

01:00:33.260 And they were all like small and shrunken.

01:00:35.000 So it's like it almost worked, which is pretty good.

01:00:38.280 Next, let's do the mascot pushups.

01:00:44.260 This will be a quick one.

01:00:45.680 This is just impressive.

01:00:47.660 This is at a football game.

01:00:48.680 This mascot does these pushups, which I don't know how.

01:00:53.180 He doesn't get it all the way.

01:00:59.400 I think after that, you'd be done.

01:01:01.600 No.

01:01:01.900 Fail on one.

01:01:02.700 Nope.

01:01:03.120 Gets it.

01:01:03.660 He gets it.

01:01:04.400 And he starts doing one arm pushups.

01:01:08.160 You got to win the game after that.

01:01:11.040 I wonder if they did.

01:01:12.180 BYU.

01:01:12.960 That was pretty cool.

01:01:14.280 Love to see it.

01:01:15.280 Last clip of uplifting gold.

01:01:18.280 Save America rally.

01:01:20.200 Yeah.

01:01:20.380 Check this out.

01:01:21.760 Trump's at the Save America rally.

01:01:23.300 He wants to sign something for somebody.

01:01:25.080 Sign a hat.

01:01:28.380 Throws the hat.

01:01:29.240 Catches it.

01:01:30.380 Throws the pen and catches it.

01:01:32.560 And he does like a thing where he shows, but not everyone saw.

01:01:35.020 We saw.

01:01:36.560 You threw the pen.

01:01:37.340 You caught it.

01:01:37.820 Joe Biden.

01:01:39.140 Joe Biden.

01:01:41.220 Joe Biden couldn't even look to someone and say, hey, throw me that.

01:01:44.660 He just sees blurry and shapes.

01:01:48.460 He couldn't even do that, let alone catch a pen.

01:01:53.280 Imagine throwing a pen at Joe Biden.

01:01:54.600 They probably have a Joe Biden stamp for signatures.

01:01:57.680 He doesn't even sign anything.

01:01:58.840 He can't even do anything close.

01:02:00.500 Catch the pen.

01:02:01.360 Joe Biden.

01:02:02.020 No chance.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - October 07, 2022

EPISODE 052 GAY MOVIE FLOPS BECAUSE HOMOPHOBIA ｜ CHRISTIAN WALKER DRAMA ｜ FAKE COP ROBBERY ｜ FLECCAS CARD MAGIC

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