Fleccas Talks Podcast - EPISODE 051 TRANS HOSTAGE ｜ CIVILIANS HAD ENOUGH ｜ ACCIDENTAL N-WORD

00:00:00.000 All right. Welcome back to Fuckin' Talks, a podcast episode 51. Today on the show, Lizzo defiles a piece of American history in this week's housekeeping. A lady is held hostage by her husband who is now transgender. A guy said the N-word by accident, which proves systematic racism in this week's Cringe of the Week. And last but not least, petty crimes are forcing civilians to take matters into their own hands.

00:00:24.460 We're going to talk to one of those civilians who was accused of being racist. We're going to hear his side of the story. All this and more is Fuckin' Talks, a podcast episode 51. Ranked the best new podcast of all time.

00:00:36.560 Because words are just words until action actually starts. And actions speak louder than words. But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing to do.

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00:01:58.260 Let's support them right back. Let's get into housekeeping.

00:02:00.720 All right. We are into housekeeping. We have a very good episode today.

00:02:03.680 I am not just saying this. This is probably one of the best episodes we've ever prepared.

00:02:08.400 All right. I'm not just saying that.

00:02:10.240 Set us up.

00:02:11.440 There is a new thing causing blood clots, guys. What's the headline?

00:02:16.560 It says, warning, woman who ate the same fruit daily almost lost her leg from dangerous blood clots.

00:02:22.980 So this is a new development. The fruit was grapefruit.

00:02:26.260 So if you guys are eating grapefruit every day, it can cause blood clots starting now.

00:02:31.740 So the fruit you've been eating every day for who knows how long, starting now, for some reason, is causing blood clots.

00:02:39.540 Yeah.

00:02:40.000 You got to be careful out there.

00:02:41.180 No explanation there why 2021 started the grapefruit pandemic.

00:02:45.800 The fruit you've been eating every day.

00:02:47.380 It's almost like a weird headline.

00:02:48.600 The fruit you've been eating every day is causing blood clots.

00:02:50.700 It's like, well, starting now, what happened?

00:02:52.880 It's weird. How long?

00:02:53.980 I don't know.

00:02:54.620 So let's not get scared. Moving on.

00:02:57.720 NASA just released new images.

00:02:59.180 That list is getting long.

00:03:00.120 It's getting real long.

00:03:00.740 It's getting disgusting.

00:03:02.100 And I think a bunch of them are trying – like these journalists are using them in a vacuum.

00:03:05.780 Like they haven't done the research that we have looking for where the clots are coming from.

00:03:09.620 And so they're just sending off their missions and –

00:03:12.540 You're going to look real stupid when every single thing in the world except the one thing that you forced us to get –

00:03:18.480 Causes blood clots.

00:03:18.980 Causes blood clots.

00:03:19.900 Absolutely.

00:03:20.320 Didn't force me to get it.

00:03:21.200 Oh, right.

00:03:24.080 Moving on.

00:03:24.880 NASA just released new images – not photos, images – of Neptune's rings and moons.

00:03:31.240 Wow.

00:03:31.780 Look at that.

00:03:32.840 Not photos, images?

00:03:34.540 They're images, not photos.

00:03:35.660 There's a difference.

00:03:36.800 They're images.

00:03:37.160 Do you know the difference?

00:03:38.900 Photo would be you took a photo of it.

00:03:40.900 Images, you had some intern do some cool Photoshop.

00:03:43.600 Okay.

00:03:44.000 So, wow.

00:03:44.760 Very cool.

00:03:45.680 What a cool image, NASA.

00:03:47.460 Wow.

00:03:47.740 That's Neptune's rings.

00:03:49.520 Wow.

00:03:49.920 What a cool Photoshop.

00:03:52.160 Sounds made up to me.

00:03:53.140 Sounds made up.

00:03:54.120 Yeah.

00:03:54.620 Me too.

00:03:55.480 Are you denying space?

00:03:56.940 A little bit.

00:03:58.180 A little bit.

00:03:59.040 You know, and I was thinking about this before the show.

00:04:01.220 I don't care about space.

00:04:02.800 It's like I don't know how to work a saw, you know, like a sawmill or something.

00:04:06.680 Like I can learn that before I go to space.

00:04:08.620 Yeah.

00:04:09.040 No reason.

00:04:10.060 If you go to space, you're going to need your swim trunks.

00:04:14.800 All right.

00:04:15.400 Moving on.

00:04:16.120 Are you going to talk about NASA hitting the asteroid?

00:04:17.820 They did a bumper car into an asteroid?

00:04:20.020 Oh, yeah.

00:04:20.440 They did something where they sent like a space shuttle thing into an asteroid as like a bumper

00:04:25.720 car situation.

00:04:26.600 It's like an Armageddon prep situation.

00:04:28.820 Knock the asteroid off course so it doesn't go into us.

00:04:31.260 Whoa, NASA.

00:04:32.640 You're busy.

00:04:33.680 Good thing you have all those billions of dollars.

00:04:35.880 You guys spend like how many billions a day over at NASA?

00:04:38.160 So moving on, all for what to get some like, who do you hire?

00:04:43.280 Do you have qualified to work at NASA?

00:04:44.460 I was like, do you know how to work Photoshop?

00:04:45.880 If you can work Photoshop, we can hire you at NASA.

00:04:48.100 It's very interesting that they said images specifically.

00:04:51.180 The NASA resumes they received to work there.

00:04:53.440 It's like, are you proficient in Photoshop?

00:04:56.220 It's like, what?

00:04:57.480 What?

00:04:58.000 You're getting crazy.

00:04:58.820 I'm getting a little crazy.

00:04:59.980 All right.

00:05:00.740 We have a very new thing that's coming around.

00:05:04.140 Obviously, we told everyone about hot honey on pizza.

00:05:07.020 We were right about that.

00:05:08.360 That's still making its rounds.

00:05:09.740 We told you guys about that like a year ago.

00:05:11.420 There's a new thing that people are doing.

00:05:13.280 It's the butter board.

00:05:15.020 This is the next new thing.

00:05:16.600 You have some butter and you add some assets to it.

00:05:20.820 Yeah.

00:05:21.300 Some flavors.

00:05:22.360 And then you get some bread and you run it through it.

00:05:24.660 And that is good.

00:05:26.740 Yeah.

00:05:27.100 You want me to play it or just roll in the background?

00:05:28.600 You have to play it just as long as you see it in the background.

00:05:30.380 It's like a new way to pig.

00:05:33.040 Yeah.

00:05:34.020 Just put butter all over the thing.

00:05:36.260 Add some honey or some nuts or whatever.

00:05:38.520 Some type of sriracha type thing.

00:05:39.840 Whatever you want.

00:05:40.380 Whatever you want.

00:05:40.960 And you run the bread through it.

00:05:42.920 It's a good way to live.

00:05:44.520 Butter is good for you.

00:05:45.500 That's the red pill.

00:05:47.020 Next.

00:05:48.100 Hurricane.

00:05:49.260 The hurricane, as we're recording now, is currently hammering Florida.

00:05:53.200 Yep.

00:05:53.820 Very bad.

00:05:55.380 Obviously, we hope everyone's okay.

00:05:57.500 We're never going to wish anyone any harm.

00:06:00.680 Hopefully, everyone's safe.

00:06:01.800 I hope it does zero damage.

00:06:03.960 That being said.

00:06:05.740 Full stop.

00:06:06.840 Full stop.

00:06:07.680 That being said.

00:06:08.440 Where are you going with this?

00:06:09.120 That being said, if we were to move out of St. Pete and Tampa like we did to New Orleans a couple weeks ago,

00:06:16.380 and then a catastrophic hurricane comes and say, for example, the house we used to live in gets swept away,

00:06:23.880 that would basically prove that I'm some sort of clairvoyant.

00:06:27.560 Yeah.

00:06:28.140 Do you want to elaborate on that?

00:06:29.380 You have a history of this or what?

00:06:31.040 Here's what I'm thinking.

00:06:32.500 And I don't want any harm done to Florida.

00:06:34.520 I want there to be zero damage.

00:06:36.000 But if our old house gets swept away, the odds of me being right about them making Chris Pine a lady go way up.

00:06:44.900 Okay.

00:06:45.660 Is that not like a catalyst?

00:06:47.300 Yeah.

00:06:47.520 Your predictive ability is proven.

00:06:49.960 My predictive ability would be turned up.

00:06:54.940 So that's what I'm saying.

00:06:56.760 Nothing too crazy.

00:06:58.040 We hope everyone's okay.

00:06:59.040 Don Lemon tried to make it political.

00:07:01.760 Check out this video with Don Lemon.

00:07:03.220 And he was talking about climate change to some hurricane guy who really wasn't having it.

00:07:08.480 Can you tell us what this is and what effect climate change has on this phenomenon?

00:07:15.040 Well, we can come back and talk about climate change at a later time.

00:07:18.620 I want to focus on the here and now.

00:07:20.600 We think the rapid intensification is probably almost done.

00:07:24.940 There could be a little bit more intensification as it's still over the warm waters of the eastern Gulf of Mexico.

00:07:30.700 But I don't think we're going to get any more rapid intensification.

00:07:34.180 Listen, I'm just trying to get that you said you want to talk about climate change.

00:07:37.020 But what effect does climate change have on this phenomenon that is happening now?

00:07:41.640 Because it seems these storms are intensifying.

00:07:44.100 That's the question.

00:07:44.960 I don't think you can link climate change to any one event.

00:07:47.380 On the whole, on the cumulative, climate change may be making storms worse.

00:07:54.080 But to link it to any one event, I would caution against that.

00:07:58.960 Okay.

00:07:59.240 Well, listen, I grew up there and these storms are intensifying.

00:08:02.920 Something is causing them to intensify.

00:08:05.440 So this storm is just, it's a massive one.

00:08:07.800 Its effects are also being felt in the southern part of Florida.

00:08:10.600 Ah, so interesting.

00:08:13.420 So that's pretty crazy.

00:08:14.360 Don Lemon said he grew up in that area and the storms have gotten more intense over the

00:08:18.740 what, the last 20 years?

00:08:20.040 Yeah.

00:08:20.560 Because of climate change.

00:08:22.200 Tight timeline.

00:08:22.940 Yeah, it's a very tight timeline.

00:08:24.720 I don't know what to do to fix this.

00:08:25.760 We have to elect AOC and give our money away.

00:08:28.260 We have to tax everybody way more and then let that money be funneled through like some

00:08:32.820 sort of weird crony capitalism system where like everybody's cousin who runs an electric vehicle

00:08:37.580 company gets a free handout.

00:08:38.960 I think that's probably the best way to stop the hurricanes and change the weather.

00:08:42.500 Yeah, exactly.

00:08:43.640 Because they're going to say, look at this hurricane.

00:08:45.460 The Republicans don't care.

00:08:46.880 You saw the damage it did.

00:08:48.220 Don't you want to fix it?

00:08:49.360 Yeah.

00:08:49.520 Do you think climate change caused the hurricane?

00:08:53.040 The what?

00:08:55.080 I've been doing the bit on Ratboy where I do the words that are one letter off.

00:08:59.640 So it's like, oh, you think this hurricane is going to be pretty bad?

00:09:01.620 They're like, oh, did you watch the Jeps game?

00:09:03.440 Are you a Jeps fan or a Giants fan?

00:09:05.500 Guys, and it's really, it's great.

00:09:08.960 He, I get it.

00:09:09.800 He makes me laugh every time.

00:09:11.460 It's like a new thing.

00:09:12.440 It's a good bit.

00:09:13.000 I did the Chinese donut boy too.

00:09:14.760 He's my brother.

00:09:15.620 We're both from New York.

00:09:16.600 So I was like, are you a Jeps fan or a Giants fan?

00:09:18.720 And he's like, uh, the Jets.

00:09:20.180 I'm like, oh, you like the Jeps?

00:09:21.340 Hmm.

00:09:22.140 I call these.

00:09:22.900 It's like for nothing.

00:09:23.540 Yeah.

00:09:23.940 I call these waste your time bits.

00:09:25.720 Cause it just, it just sucks up time.

00:09:27.520 It's like eating the clock.

00:09:28.620 It's like dribbling.

00:09:29.680 That's what I like to do.

00:09:30.920 All right.

00:09:31.560 Let's move on to something more pleasant.

00:09:33.200 A fan of the show.

00:09:35.040 Huge announcement here.

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00:10:04.100 Thank you and have a base day.

00:10:07.540 Now that is not bad.

00:10:09.760 That's a bounty.

00:10:10.640 That's a scout.

00:10:11.300 That's a bounty.

00:10:11.860 Bounty paid.

00:10:13.260 He got a massive care package.

00:10:15.240 He got sweatshirt, Clinton shirt, base mug, and I think one other shirt too.

00:10:20.660 So we're very grateful for that.

00:10:21.880 If you get fired from your job, we have to kind of hire him.

00:10:26.420 No.

00:10:27.740 You took that risk yourself.

00:10:29.360 I'm sorry.

00:10:29.840 You took that risk yourself.

00:10:30.760 It was a good risk.

00:10:31.780 Walmart's not going to fire you.

00:10:33.200 Everything's fine.

00:10:34.440 Thank you for doing that.

00:10:35.760 Care package is on the way.

00:10:37.060 Base mug is inbound.

00:10:39.000 Moving on.

00:10:40.220 It's a very long housekeeping.

00:10:41.580 We're almost done.

00:10:42.660 It is very worth it.

00:10:44.040 You know the press secretary, Jean-Pierre?

00:10:47.500 Yeah.

00:10:47.980 Kareen.

00:10:48.460 Kareenie.

00:10:49.040 Kareen Jean-Pierre.

00:10:50.040 Is that her name?

00:10:50.740 Yeah.

00:10:51.100 But I always say it like Kareenie from the 90 Day Fiance guy.

00:10:54.340 Kareen.

00:10:55.360 Kareenie.

00:10:55.800 Okay.

00:10:56.200 So Kareen Jean-Pierre, she went to NYIT.

00:11:00.160 Yes.

00:11:00.520 I'm from New York.

00:11:01.560 Yes.

00:11:02.040 I'm not knocking fucking morons.

00:11:04.660 But there was a kid in my high school who was troubled.

00:11:09.360 He almost didn't graduate because he missed so much school.

00:11:13.260 He's one of those kids who kind of just wasn't there.

00:11:14.900 Okay.

00:11:15.080 And then he got a 390 on the math section of his SATs.

00:11:20.280 That's low.

00:11:21.220 Very low.

00:11:21.940 And he went to NYIT, which is where Kareen Jean-Pierre went.

00:11:26.620 And she's the press secretary.

00:11:27.660 And everyone thinks she's kind of stupid and we don't have proof.

00:11:30.440 I think I just proved it.

00:11:31.880 You cracked it.

00:11:32.460 I did crack it.

00:11:33.340 You know, if you go to NYIT, I'm not talking about you.

00:11:36.100 I'm sure the school's changed.

00:11:37.200 It's different now.

00:11:38.040 It's smart.

00:11:38.520 Better to do a tech school than go to an expensive college.

00:11:41.380 All that stuff.

00:11:42.680 But Kareen Jean-Pierre is a moron.

00:11:45.480 And now we proved it.

00:11:46.580 She went to NYIT.

00:11:48.260 I know people who went there who were very stupid.

00:11:51.700 I just looked up typical SAT scores for NYIT.

00:11:55.600 You basically just have to take the test.

00:11:56.940 Yeah.

00:11:57.280 You got to show up.

00:11:58.060 You got to sit in the chair.

00:11:58.880 Which is like, you know.

00:12:00.080 It's not good.

00:12:00.560 I don't want to score shame anybody.

00:12:01.760 You know, some people are bad test takers.

00:12:03.360 Others are good.

00:12:04.080 Like myself, I was good.

00:12:06.400 But these numbers are low.

00:12:07.800 That's all I'll say.

00:12:08.740 The numbers are low.

00:12:10.080 So there's more proof.

00:12:11.760 If you were wondering if Kareen Jean-Pierre is qualified or smart, now you know.

00:12:16.640 Did you see that she had to cover for Joe Biden after he named the dead lady in the press conference?

00:12:21.740 Yeah.

00:12:22.060 He's like, Jackie, where's Jackie?

00:12:23.500 And she died in a car crash two months ago.

00:12:25.260 We're not going to play it.

00:12:26.320 But just imagine like showing up to work and being like, I have to defend that.

00:12:29.900 It's crazy that that's what you have to do.

00:12:32.940 Defend like the horrible statements, the inaccuracies, the dementia guy.

00:12:37.560 The dementia guy.

00:12:38.500 And then when Trump was in there, he was actually doing good things.

00:12:41.820 And you have to defend him even harder because they're trying to spin every single thing negative.

00:12:46.700 All you're doing is like deflecting malicious attacks.

00:12:49.160 And Kareen Jean-Pierre is like, yeah.

00:12:51.600 So the woman was on his mind.

00:12:53.140 And he probably forgot she was dead, you know.

00:12:56.600 So it's just like.

00:12:57.720 He forgot.

00:12:58.300 Hilarious.

00:12:58.580 He doesn't know anything.

00:13:00.000 Okay.

00:13:00.520 That's the end of housekeeping.

00:13:01.680 It was a very good housekeeping.

00:13:02.940 Thank you for that bounty.

00:13:04.000 You're getting your rewards.

00:13:05.560 Moving on to Cringe of the Week.

00:13:08.980 All right.

00:13:12.920 First clip of Cringe of the Week.

00:13:14.920 The woman is held hostage by her now trans husband.

00:13:18.120 Yeah.

00:13:18.560 This was in Culture last week.

00:13:19.660 This is probably one of the craziest clips Space Latin's ever sent to us.

00:13:22.380 Everybody's been asking, how did Priscilla handle your transition?

00:13:27.880 How did you handle my transition in the beginning?

00:13:29.960 In the beginning with love, acceptance, and compassion because I didn't want you to take your life.

00:13:35.380 Which is like the most manipulative thing ever.

00:13:37.080 Yeah.

00:13:37.480 Love, acceptance, because I didn't want you to kill yourself because you said you would.

00:13:40.640 So I basically had to go along with whatever you said.

00:13:42.680 Yeah.

00:13:42.960 I was trapped.

00:13:43.620 I had to.

00:13:44.840 So you stayed alive because I loved you when you were a man.

00:13:47.920 And he's going like as if it's like a progressive thing.

00:13:50.920 Yeah.

00:13:51.360 I got one.

00:13:52.380 So it's been really awesome for my freedom and my independence.

00:13:55.220 But at the same time, I totally have moments of missing my big strong man.

00:14:00.420 Now we share life as friends.

00:14:02.840 And makeup.

00:14:03.420 And makeup and hair and going out and checking out boys.

00:14:09.560 We don't do that.

00:14:10.700 We don't do that all the time.

00:14:12.620 Oh, that face.

00:14:17.080 Like for a second, they caught her where she went like.

00:14:20.700 Yeah.

00:14:21.100 I don't think you can hide that.

00:14:22.960 Yeah.

00:14:23.240 That's the real giveaway.

00:14:24.580 She did the like.

00:14:27.080 I don't think you can fake genuine joy.

00:14:29.340 You can't.

00:14:29.960 Yeah.

00:14:30.060 And so.

00:14:30.700 And that's what that is.

00:14:31.460 And does that look like she's faking genuine joy to everyone in the audience?

00:14:34.500 Yes.

00:14:35.360 Authenticity meters.

00:14:36.540 Rock bottom.

00:14:37.880 She misses her macho man sometimes.

00:14:39.900 But now they get to check out boys.

00:14:41.820 And share makeup.

00:14:43.040 And as much as this guy would like to, share clothes.

00:14:45.980 But he's.

00:14:46.820 He doesn't fit.

00:14:50.020 I think this person is like a WWE wrestler or something, right?

00:14:53.520 Like they're like doing it.

00:14:54.520 Like they're doing a social media thing.

00:14:56.380 Like where it's like, this is our quirky relationship.

00:14:58.980 Yeah.

00:14:59.220 Like come follow us.

00:15:00.920 It's happening in live time.

00:15:02.380 Watch the eventual downward spiral.

00:15:05.140 Hopefully not.

00:15:05.680 But hopefully, you know, at first she was worried about suicide, you know, and I'm a

00:15:11.400 little more worried about murder.

00:15:13.480 Suicide.

00:15:14.280 Oh, that's so true.

00:15:15.420 So if she were to.

00:15:16.560 No slander here.

00:15:17.520 But, you know, that's kind of where my mind goes.

00:15:19.160 That's just like a personal opinion type thing.

00:15:20.900 If those were options on the stock market, they would not be trading at a penny.

00:15:24.780 It would be a small premium, but that's it.

00:15:27.320 You know.

00:15:27.980 All right.

00:15:28.440 Moving on.

00:15:29.320 Next thing.

00:15:30.200 The post penis surgery trans arm.

00:15:32.980 Yeah.

00:15:33.220 So I'll read this to you.

00:15:35.680 Um, it says 4.5 years after bottom fallow surgery, which we've covered on the podcast.

00:15:42.140 Now it's unknown if I can, can continue to type on a computer.

00:15:46.380 And, uh, the guy, yeah, the, well, the trying to be a guy posted this image of his hand.

00:15:53.780 So we're not making, we're not, it is disgusting.

00:15:56.600 He can't work on a computer.

00:15:57.660 His arm doesn't, and hands don't really work anymore.

00:16:00.540 His penis probably doesn't work at all.

00:16:03.580 Almost surely doesn't work.

00:16:04.740 And I'm not, we're not making fun of anyone's problems or whatever people are going through.

00:16:08.960 But that is some Pinocchio ass shit.

00:16:13.560 What do you mean?

00:16:14.460 Like the, like the skinny arm.

00:16:16.460 Oh, the glove.

00:16:17.240 Or the hand where you have like the skinny hand.

00:16:19.020 That's Mickey Mouse shit.

00:16:20.240 That's a Mickey Mouse Pinocchio ass shit.

00:16:23.020 Okay.

00:16:23.280 That's just what it looks like.

00:16:24.320 Yeah.

00:16:24.860 Um, they can't, they can't show this to people enough.

00:16:27.540 I'm sure, uh, I'm sure when you get to the Vanderbilt gender clinic, this isn't one of

00:16:31.180 the things they show you.

00:16:32.460 Yeah.

00:16:32.820 The gender affirming care they give doesn't provide.

00:16:34.920 Oh yeah.

00:16:35.300 And then small thing, you know, just some of the pitfalls.

00:16:37.340 You might have Pinocchio ass hand and your dick won't work and it'll all be for nothing

00:16:41.920 and you'll hate your life.

00:16:42.760 Yeah, exactly.

00:16:43.960 The pamphlet just shows the smiling people with like the, the smiling men with the beard

00:16:48.320 and the flat chest.

00:16:49.200 Now, like that's what the pamphlet shows.

00:16:51.140 Yeah.

00:16:51.300 The interesting thing between, uh, the right and the left, when it comes to the trans debate,

00:16:55.160 the right wants to let parents decide what's best for their kids.

00:16:59.840 The left is saying that they should let kids decide what's best for themselves because they're

00:17:05.780 scared the kid's going to commit suicide or something.

00:17:07.700 So there's basically saying common thread.

00:17:10.040 Yeah.

00:17:10.420 That's the common theme, the common thread.

00:17:12.360 And they're basically saying kids can decide for themselves, which is basically saying kids

00:17:18.240 can consent, which is a slippery slope that eventually leads to like sexual exploitation

00:17:23.060 of children because you're saying in one instance, kids can consent.

00:17:26.960 And that's like a slippery slope.

00:17:28.360 We saw what happened with gay marriage.

00:17:30.980 It ended with the, the woodshop yammers guy.

00:17:34.580 Yeah.

00:17:36.220 Yeah.

00:17:36.780 It ended with a woodshop teacher, big titties.

00:17:39.140 So I mean the slope we're sliding down it right now.

00:17:42.360 We are currently sliding down a very slippery slope.

00:17:46.680 And Republicans are kind of just like, Hey, uh, can we end the slope here?

00:17:50.400 Like, let's just stop it right here.

00:17:52.320 And then like, that's our bottom, the bottom's in.

00:17:54.660 And they're like, and they're like, no, let's see how it plays out.

00:17:57.740 You have to call them that on legal documents.

00:18:00.540 So hide it from their parents, call it on legal documents and hide it from the parents.

00:18:05.060 Next clip or next, uh, screenshot.

00:18:07.840 This person needs help, uh, cause they're getting misgendered.

00:18:11.300 Yeah.

00:18:11.560 It says, uh, I don't know what else to do, uh, to not be misgendered.

00:18:15.020 I've tried so hard, nails, jewelry, hair bands, purse, hair, and still get called, sir.

00:18:20.360 Any ideas?

00:18:21.960 We have some ideas.

00:18:23.600 We are not making first thing.

00:18:25.400 We're not making fun of this person.

00:18:27.220 This is a genuine help.

00:18:28.380 This is a genuine call for help.

00:18:30.240 This person is sad.

00:18:31.680 I feel bad.

00:18:33.220 I feel for their sadness.

00:18:35.240 We are going to help this person pass as female with some real tips.

00:18:41.280 Okay.

00:18:41.620 Some real advice.

00:18:42.680 Okay.

00:18:42.920 What do you got first?

00:18:44.320 Throw a bow in your hair.

00:18:46.100 Yeah.

00:18:46.940 Soften yourself up a little bit.

00:18:48.660 A little blush wouldn't kill you.

00:18:50.480 Maybe get some acrylic long nails, get those toes out and paint them.

00:18:54.560 Get those toes out.

00:18:55.560 Maybe throw on some heels, some open toe heels.

00:18:57.820 Is this like the backwards world where you say stuff that's going to expose this person even more?

00:19:03.180 No, no, no, not at all.

00:19:04.480 I am trying to help.

00:19:06.060 Okay.

00:19:06.340 What else you got?

00:19:07.000 Long toe nails.

00:19:07.900 Try your best to get the first word in when you're talking to people so you can kind of plant the seed.

00:19:12.720 So it's like, you know where a guy like me can catch a cab around here?

00:19:17.480 Okay.

00:19:17.920 That's pretty good.

00:19:18.820 That's helpful.

00:19:19.460 And then in the soft voice, in the woman voice that you do.

00:19:22.460 Yeah.

00:19:22.480 You're ordering a drink.

00:19:23.480 This lady needs some rosé pronto.

00:19:26.100 What's the bartender's going to say?

00:19:27.520 Okay, man.

00:19:28.260 Like, that's how you do it.

00:19:29.460 You get to it first.

00:19:30.620 Fair.

00:19:31.180 Don't give them a choice.

00:19:33.100 Talk to people.

00:19:34.480 Talk to people with masks on.

00:19:37.160 Those are your allies.

00:19:38.560 That's true.

00:19:39.120 They believe you.

00:19:40.180 Yeah.

00:19:40.480 Those are your go-to people.

00:19:42.580 Get more vaccines.

00:19:44.380 Easy one.

00:19:44.900 The nurses have to call you whatever you want to be called.

00:19:48.040 Yeah.

00:19:48.500 Move to Canada.

00:19:49.660 Move to Canada.

00:19:50.720 Get some more vaccines.

00:19:51.880 Talk to the nurses.

00:19:52.740 Oh, us ladies need to stick together.

00:19:55.120 That's how you get it done.

00:19:56.220 You always have to have the I'm a lady bits prepared.

00:19:59.380 First, early.

00:20:00.500 Exactly.

00:20:00.640 I get that.

00:20:01.360 I get that.

00:20:01.820 You got a little repertoire.

00:20:02.640 That's how I live my life.

00:20:03.720 Just different.

00:20:04.560 Yeah.

00:20:05.020 Talk to the kids.

00:20:07.500 Kids don't know anything and are easily confused.

00:20:10.100 If you tell them you're a lady, you can probably convince them they're a great audience because they can't really think.

00:20:15.940 They can't think.

00:20:16.600 They can't leave, usually, if they're in groups.

00:20:19.520 Start talking to kids.

00:20:20.900 Tell the kids you're a lady.

00:20:21.660 And they'll go, okay.

00:20:22.720 And there you go.

00:20:24.060 Work on the next generation.

00:20:25.760 You know what my tip is going to be?

00:20:27.020 Hmm.

00:20:27.720 Giant fake cans.

00:20:31.680 I had a feeling that you weren't over that yet.

00:20:34.920 Yeah.

00:20:35.140 I'm kind of, I'm weaning off.

00:20:36.380 I'm weaning off.

00:20:37.160 But, yeah.

00:20:38.140 You know, it's an easy go-to.

00:20:39.680 There's no mistake there.

00:20:40.900 You can't.

00:20:41.400 Nobody mistakes him.

00:20:45.360 Hello, lady.

00:20:46.560 Your tongue rolls out and you fold it back in.

00:20:49.060 Hello, lady.

00:20:50.740 Yeah.

00:20:50.980 All right.

00:20:51.360 We are out of that part of Cringe of the Week.

00:20:53.220 We're into the second part of Cringe of the Week.

00:20:54.660 This is like a double Cringe of the Week, kind of.

00:20:57.440 A guy says the N-word by accident on a ring cam.

00:21:00.360 Check this out.

00:21:02.180 Hello.

00:21:03.160 Hey, how you doing?

00:21:04.640 Hey, sorry to bother you.

00:21:05.860 I'm Fernando.

00:21:06.700 I work at Big Energy.

00:21:07.460 We're a few doors now.

00:21:08.220 We're in 1845.

00:21:09.300 Okay.

00:21:09.680 So we do solar around here.

00:21:10.920 We're just coming around talking to niggers.

00:21:13.460 Sorry, dude.

00:21:14.420 Neighbors.

00:21:14.880 I apologize, man.

00:21:16.000 I know.

00:21:18.120 He just closes the door on him.

00:21:20.060 At least the guy who heard it didn't punch him or something.

00:21:23.740 Yeah.

00:21:24.020 He just closes the door and that guy kind of calls it a day and moves on.

00:21:27.960 That's an easy out.

00:21:28.840 If you're the homeowner and you're like, I don't really care about solar right now.

00:21:31.400 It's like, dude, he said it.

00:21:32.500 Like, I'm out.

00:21:33.300 You don't have to even listen.

00:21:35.100 You just close the door.

00:21:35.880 I don't even have to respect him.

00:21:36.980 It's crazy because like as someone who says the N-word a lot, would you ever accidentally say it by accident, Richard?

00:21:43.360 What?

00:21:45.000 I thought you were talking about you as someone who says the N-word a lot.

00:21:48.880 I was talking about you.

00:21:50.420 You would ever say it by accident, right?

00:21:52.100 Never.

00:21:53.480 Never.

00:21:53.800 Oh, so this is like, I guess, this is like the systematic racism that we've heard so much about.

00:22:00.100 This is like the boogeyman, the racist boogeyman, this like guy trying to sell you Duke Energy is the one holding you down.

00:22:05.720 Yeah, pretty much.

00:22:06.940 The salesman trying to impress you is the one who's really beating you down and impressing you, I guess.

00:22:12.140 D.L.

00:22:12.480 Hewley probably sees it and he's like, that's what we have to deal with.

00:22:16.860 And then this is interesting because there's a new potential Amazon show that's going to come out that's going to use the ring doorbells and the Amazon doorbell things to create like a TV show.

00:22:27.960 So it's going to be stuff like this.

00:22:29.180 But also the one like all those cameras are used for the Amazon show, it kind of proves my theory that I'm living in the Truman show.

00:22:36.200 Yeah.

00:22:36.700 So the odds of living in the Truman show kind of just went up as well.

00:22:39.960 Do you want to elaborate on that?

00:22:40.920 I don't think you've talked about that very much to the audience.

00:22:43.300 You think you're in the Truman show?

00:22:44.300 Well, 100% in the Truman show, I just don't have solid proof.

00:22:47.600 Okay.

00:22:48.020 And now that everyone is going to be like with their emerging audience with like creator, creator and audience are becoming the same thing.

00:22:57.440 Yeah.

00:22:57.720 And that's going to kind of.

00:22:58.980 That line is being blurred a lot.

00:23:00.460 And that proves that I am, in fact, audience creator myself combined into one Truman show.

00:23:06.300 Everything revolves around me.

00:23:07.720 I catch people all the time powered off.

00:23:10.360 And if I'm not around, like when I'm not around and you're at your place.

00:23:13.900 Yeah.

00:23:14.360 Do you just like power down and wait for me to come back around?

00:23:18.340 No, I hang out with like my real friends.

00:23:19.880 Like I'm on the job right now.

00:23:21.560 Got it.

00:23:22.020 To be with you.

00:23:23.080 Like, and I'm like the best friend from the Truman show.

00:23:25.160 Like I'm your handler.

00:23:26.160 But you're the one who knows everything and kind of like reports back to the bosses and says like, oh, he's kind of figuring it out.

00:23:31.180 Or no, we're good.

00:23:32.340 He doesn't know what's going on.

00:23:33.340 Because you're so schizo that it's like, I just go, he's schizo again.

00:23:36.760 And then it's like, we do the Truman show again the next day.

00:23:39.420 Interesting.

00:23:40.120 Um, yeah.

00:23:41.520 Uh, and what was I going to say about the Truman show?

00:23:43.900 Uh, so how do you explain the podcast on the Truman show that you just like upload it and it goes to nowhere and nobody watches it.

00:23:49.340 And then they put numbers on your YouTube.

00:23:51.240 Yeah.

00:23:51.580 Oh, he's doing it.

00:23:52.680 YouTube is in on it.

00:23:53.560 Okay.

00:23:53.820 And then all of the companies and sponsors are all made up.

00:24:00.060 Okay.

00:24:00.560 That's fair.

00:24:01.040 And I, it's just all to make me not lose it and figure it out.

00:24:05.000 But I'm pretty much 99.9% sure I know what it is.

00:24:09.940 Yep.

00:24:10.460 Yeah.

00:24:11.000 Which is why you love Ovaltine so much.

00:24:13.460 Ovaltine.

00:24:14.480 The chocolate milk drink that.

00:24:16.720 I never, I never really watched the movie.

00:24:19.280 I try to do ad reads like in during conversations.

00:24:23.240 Oh, interesting.

00:24:23.820 So they would do like product placement.

00:24:25.120 That would make sense.

00:24:26.060 Yeah.

00:24:26.380 All right.

00:24:26.640 Last piece of cringe.

00:24:28.000 Lizzo defiled some, uh, American history.

00:24:30.200 She went on stage and was given James Madison's flute.

00:24:33.880 Yeah.

00:24:34.120 From like a crystal flute from 1820.

00:24:36.660 Which has never really been played before.

00:24:38.500 They gave it to her and then she's like, oh, I'm twerking and playing the flute.

00:24:43.700 And I think like they needed literally secret service and the Capitol police to bring it to her.

00:24:48.380 It was like a, like we spent 10 grand in taxpayer dollars on this.

00:24:52.840 That's very interesting.

00:24:54.540 Um, I had a, yeah, sure.

00:24:56.200 Let it play.

00:24:57.520 So she's got the flute.

00:24:59.200 Just beyond like, let's go.

00:25:00.120 Let's go.

00:25:01.180 Let's go.

00:25:02.180 Let's go.

00:25:03.960 WOOOOOO!

00:25:08.660 WOOOOO!

00:25:11.040 WOOOOOO!

00:25:12.780 WOOOOO!

00:25:13.140 She should have spiked it and said, that's racism.

00:25:36.360 This ends now.

00:25:37.280 There was no James Madison.

00:25:38.600 Everything you need to know is from the last 20 years.

00:25:40.980 That's it.

00:25:41.480 It's so funny because Lizzo is a talented person and she just does pig shit.

00:25:47.320 It's like, I just twerked it and blah, blah, blah.

00:25:49.420 It's like, dude, you're fucking 300.

00:25:51.520 You're 330.

00:25:52.360 I'm upping my prediction.

00:25:53.780 She's 330.

00:25:55.020 She's 330.

00:25:56.260 So it's just crazy to me.

00:25:58.060 Yeah, it is.

00:25:58.920 And she is a very, she's a person who pushes like the racial division for sure a lot.

00:26:03.740 And I think she's the perfect person to do it because the powers that be need racial division.

00:26:08.180 And they probably got in her ear and they're like, Lizzo, the white man don't want to see a big girl like you succeed.

00:26:13.480 They don't want to see you on stage.

00:26:14.780 They want to take you down.

00:26:15.840 Like, this is your time.

00:26:16.960 And she's like, yeah, that's all I need to know about like history or racism or whatever.

00:26:21.300 Like, yeah, the white, the old white man don't want to see a big Lizzo on stage, which like no one really cares if your songs are good.

00:26:27.800 They're good.

00:26:28.260 I used to like Lizzo.

00:26:29.000 I listened to her in 2019 before anyone else figured it out.

00:26:31.940 Exactly.

00:26:32.440 And it was great.

00:26:32.980 I liked it.

00:26:33.860 And you know what's funny?

00:26:35.160 There's kind of like a undeniable thing where if you're a fatty, like, like Lizzo, right?

00:26:40.680 Or like Luke Combs, right?

00:26:43.460 Those people who are just like fat, it's like, yeah, they have talent.

00:26:46.860 They blew through like six levels of like mid-level people being like, he doesn't have the look.

00:26:51.160 She doesn't have the body for this.

00:26:52.780 Like, you know, they blew through and they broke through those barriers.

00:26:55.500 But to make it all about being a pig, like, you know, they lead with like, she's so beautiful.

00:27:01.160 Like the fake world of it is what bothers me.

00:27:03.500 It's like, let's be honest.

00:27:06.280 Like she's successful despite being morbidly on me.

00:27:11.080 Despite.

00:27:12.000 Despite.

00:27:12.600 You know, it's like a despite thing.

00:27:13.760 It's not like what got her there or whatever.

00:27:16.240 But the racial division she's pushing, she's the perfect patsy for that.

00:27:19.420 Yeah.

00:27:19.820 She's the perfect patsy for it.

00:27:21.140 Yeah.

00:27:21.460 And she does a great job at it.

00:27:23.040 That takes us out of our cringe of the week and takes us into urban decay.

00:27:27.120 We have a crazy urban decay section this week.

00:27:30.300 I'll play that first.

00:27:30.980 That's actually a good transition because that is urban decay as well.

00:27:34.200 It's right on the edge.

00:27:35.240 American societal decay.

00:27:36.560 That's why I put it right at the end of, right at the end of cringe, right at the beginning of urban.

00:27:40.480 Well done.

00:27:40.980 It's all.

00:27:41.840 Hey, this is no accident, guys.

00:27:43.740 There's a lot of preparation that goes.

00:27:45.260 This ain't no hobby, fellas.

00:27:46.540 Yeah.

00:27:47.140 All right.

00:27:47.520 Real talk.

00:27:48.180 What do you want?

00:27:49.020 The L.A. Hood Life Post, the guy who, the business owner who has to deal with the guy shitting on his front stoop every day.

00:27:57.040 So the urban decay theme this week is people taking matters into their own hands.

00:28:00.280 In Sherman Oaks, California.

00:28:02.320 You think I'm playing when I say you gotta die?

00:28:03.900 You really gotta die.

00:28:05.620 You gotta die.

00:28:07.020 The homelessness crisis.

00:28:08.940 You gotta get your half-naked ass out of my restaurant right now.

00:28:11.140 Has business owners closing up shops and employees fearing for their safety.

00:28:16.000 They come in, you know, tweaking out and things of that nature.

00:28:18.520 So, you know, you never know what you're gonna get here on patrol.

00:28:20.420 They've dealt with fires caused by the unhoused.

00:28:26.140 Aggression on a daily basis.

00:28:27.920 Woman, I thought another woman's head.

00:28:30.360 It'll fly there.

00:28:31.440 Fear for my staff.

00:28:32.500 I fear for my guests.

00:28:33.620 I don't know from one day to another what's gonna happen.

00:28:36.080 Like this man who openly defecates on Ventura Boulevard and on this day tosses a bag of his bodily waste onto business owner Paul Scrivano's SUV.

00:28:47.800 Every single day, every single morning, I'm wiping that off my property before I have to do business.

00:28:53.700 Sir, why are you throwing feces at people?

00:28:56.860 Who?

00:28:57.480 You threw feces at this gentleman.

00:28:59.440 This guy has to understand.

00:29:01.100 I'm half-paralyzed.

00:29:02.480 I'm blind.

00:29:03.240 I have no card for nine years.

00:29:05.260 We offer to help the man with services for the homeless.

00:29:08.260 What?

00:29:09.500 Sir, do you need help?

00:29:10.900 The city is offering help.

00:29:12.440 I don't need help.

00:29:13.000 He needs help.

00:29:13.640 Every day.

00:29:14.320 He's like, the other guy needs help.

00:29:15.580 He needs help.

00:29:16.600 Yeah, he needs help cleaning off all the shit from everywhere.

00:29:19.100 Every day.

00:29:19.720 Imagine having to deal with that.

00:29:20.560 Like, why wouldn't that guy just take his business elsewhere?

00:29:23.860 Anywhere else in the country?

00:29:25.180 Yeah.

00:29:25.660 Well, he's sunk cost.

00:29:27.560 He's hoping things will get better a little bit, right?

00:29:30.000 Yeah, he's pretty stuck.

00:29:31.360 Yeah.

00:29:32.020 And so, that's the funny thing is, these people, like, police don't do anything, right?

00:29:37.940 Fire department.

00:29:39.080 Social services, it's kind of like up to the bum.

00:29:41.580 Yeah.

00:29:41.880 You know?

00:29:42.300 He's like, no, I don't need help.

00:29:43.620 This guy needs help.

00:29:44.480 And it's like, that'll be the cycle forever.

00:29:46.800 So-

00:29:47.320 He's not off the street.

00:29:48.300 He's not-

00:29:48.820 Exactly.

00:29:49.560 And so, like, who's going to really stop it?

00:29:52.280 That's the question of the day.

00:29:53.700 That's kind of the common theme, right?

00:29:55.320 And we have, in all these clips in Urban Decay this week, people are taking matters-

00:29:59.800 Matters or manners?

00:30:01.300 Matters.

00:30:02.060 Into their own hands.

00:30:03.380 This next clip, the port-a-potty flip.

00:30:05.940 Speaking of which, actually, you said the crux.

00:30:08.180 You said the crux of the issue.

00:30:10.300 When?

00:30:10.840 Last week, you said crux.

00:30:12.580 And instead of-

00:30:14.100 Crutch.

00:30:14.240 You said crutch.

00:30:15.120 Instead of the crux of the issue.

00:30:16.820 So, would you apologize into the camera?

00:30:18.880 I'm sorry.

00:30:19.600 Okay.

00:30:20.600 All right.

00:30:20.980 Port-a-potty shit.

00:30:21.720 See?

00:30:22.200 I have no problem if I made a mistake.

00:30:24.720 You also said systematic racism at the beginning.

00:30:26.960 I'd do that as a bit.

00:30:28.320 Okay.

00:30:28.780 I just want it on the record.

00:30:29.980 He does that as a bit.

00:30:30.680 Systemic or systematic.

00:30:31.560 I don't know the difference between the words.

00:30:33.400 I think it's just funny to say it however it comes out.

00:30:35.760 And then people want to give me a comment and say, oh, it's systemic, not systematic.

00:30:39.640 That helps the algo.

00:30:40.700 And I think it's a bad bit because it blurs the line so much that it's like, does he really

00:30:45.080 not know?

00:30:46.160 So, what's systematic and systemic?

00:30:48.740 Systematic means like it's part of a machine.

00:30:51.020 And systemic means it's buried in-

00:30:54.640 Within the system.

00:30:55.240 Yeah.

00:30:55.460 I don't know.

00:30:56.120 Let's not get into semantics, but there is a right and a wrong.

00:30:58.400 Semantics is what it is.

00:30:59.280 Yeah.

00:30:59.520 This next clip is more people taking matters into their own hands.

00:31:02.220 This homeless guy was stealing people's Amazon packages.

00:31:05.260 And look what they did to him.

00:31:06.640 Before we play it, we don't condone any of this behavior.

00:31:10.200 We're not going to encourage people to take matters into their own hands.

00:31:13.040 This is just some people who did and what happened.

00:31:14.940 Yeah.

00:31:15.400 I don't condone it, but it wouldn't have made the show if they-

00:31:18.280 It's like the ridiculousness situation.

00:31:21.620 Don't send us any clips, but we're going to show them.

00:31:24.200 But if they're really good, hit up a producer.

00:31:27.020 Exactly.

00:31:27.520 All right.

00:31:28.080 This is what we do to Porch Pirates, the good old-fashioned shit.

00:31:34.340 So, they put them in there.

00:31:36.540 You can do-

00:31:37.260 He can do the green one.

00:31:39.360 So, they pretend they're making him clean it.

00:31:43.100 They're like, do it and close that door.

00:31:44.940 That door, man.

00:31:46.100 This is sad.

00:31:47.520 But he stole stuff.

00:31:49.740 This was an innocent person.

00:31:51.140 It would be way worse.

00:31:54.000 You hear him go, oh my god.

00:31:57.440 Horrible.

00:31:57.940 It starts leaking out.

00:31:58.940 It's disgusting.

00:32:01.220 It's like the worst thing you could do to somebody.

00:32:03.500 That guy will also never steal an Amazon package from that neighborhood again.

00:32:09.320 And here, I'm going to skip forward to him getting out.

00:32:12.180 Here's him getting out.

00:32:13.620 Hey, don't steal no more packages from around here, man.

00:32:15.960 Oh, my god.

00:32:20.280 Oh, that's actually disgusting.

00:32:22.220 You know what?

00:32:23.020 That would set me back for a long time.

00:32:25.240 Well, you wouldn't get caught.

00:32:26.540 You wouldn't be stealing packages.

00:32:27.800 You're a contributing member of society.

00:32:29.380 You're not a scumbag.

00:32:30.540 I have my packages stolen.

00:32:32.240 Yeah, exactly.

00:32:33.260 Exactly.

00:32:34.140 So I love that.

00:32:36.240 Street justice.

00:32:37.160 It's like, and it's kind of like a thing where, no, we don't need court costs.

00:32:42.420 We don't need, you know, an officer and a witness stand and a this and a that.

00:32:47.320 We just need a couple people who care enough to do something.

00:32:50.060 Yeah.

00:32:50.580 You know?

00:32:50.960 It's very true.

00:32:52.180 Well, that guy learned a lesson.

00:32:54.320 Next, in New Orleans, because there's no police here and if you call the cops, they don't come and there's just no cops.

00:33:00.120 They're now using civilians to patrol and solve crimes.

00:33:04.100 They're asking for people to sign up, volunteers, to kind of just like watch areas.

00:33:08.680 And there's some corny jobs like, oh, answer tourist questions and hand out pamphlets and stuff.

00:33:14.100 And then there's others that are just like patrol watch.

00:33:16.540 Yeah.

00:33:16.800 Where you kind of like observe and report like you're Seth Rogen in that movie.

00:33:19.800 Yeah.

00:33:20.660 Richard Rappoy has the Nextdoor app.

00:33:22.760 Check out this post from the Nextdoor app.

00:33:25.940 Yeah.

00:33:26.200 And we'll blur this guy's face.

00:33:27.700 But it says, man, average height, dark complexion, wearing black shirt and shorts, known to have stabbed two people last Friday night on Toulouse, has struck again, stabbing someone on barracks this morning, barracks, whatever.

00:33:42.360 I don't know the street names here.

00:33:43.820 He has gold upper teeth and fled the scene in a dark domestic SUV.

00:33:48.060 Keep your head on a swivel.

00:33:49.080 And then one of the comments below said, he also has gold teeth, like a whole row of gold teeth.

00:33:55.360 Dark complexion and gold teeth.

00:33:57.940 Black shirt, shorts, you know, things he can change probably tomorrow if he's out on a stabbing spree again.

00:34:05.040 We're not talking bike thief here.

00:34:06.660 We're not talking package thief.

00:34:08.520 We're talking about a guy randomly stabbing people and this corny ass person on Nextdoor won't even tell us what he was.

00:34:16.580 Dark, dark complexion.

00:34:17.380 Dark complexion.

00:34:18.160 I don't know.

00:34:18.800 From the Mediterranean?

00:34:20.760 Yeah.

00:34:21.060 Olive skin?

00:34:21.880 Dark complexion?

00:34:22.740 What do you mean by that?

00:34:23.840 Dark complexion.

00:34:24.460 You're talking sub-Saharan here?

00:34:25.860 Yeah, exactly.

00:34:27.220 So that's what it is.

00:34:28.380 You can't really say it because you've got accused of racism.

00:34:30.100 This guy is trying to warn people in his area that there's a stabber out there and he's known to stab and he's looking to do it again and he can't tell you what he looks like.

00:34:41.160 Because you get called racist and the cops aren't going to help.

00:34:44.060 They don't come.

00:34:44.660 They're hiring us.

00:34:45.680 They're looking for civilians.

00:34:46.600 They're looking for help.

00:34:47.360 So it's up to us and you won't even tell them a description.

00:34:50.260 So good woke points there, good boy.

00:34:52.860 Very good woke points.

00:34:54.140 It takes us to our next clip and our, I don't know, second ever interview on the podcast.

00:35:00.020 This guy was cleaning up his block.

00:35:03.020 There was someone in front of the 7-Eleven.

00:35:04.520 He lives in Denver.

00:35:05.920 He was cleaning up the block.

00:35:07.280 He was kind of getting who he called the hood rat.

00:35:09.160 We call them street rats.

00:35:10.220 We call them street rats.

00:35:10.960 He called them a hood rat.

00:35:11.700 But never do well.

00:35:12.340 Yeah.

00:35:12.640 You know, an instigator.

00:35:14.680 You know, that type.

00:35:15.980 The riffraff.

00:35:17.140 So this guy was getting one of the homeless guys off the block.

00:35:21.060 And then instead of the police helping or the guy getting in trouble or whatever, a lady on TikTok made a video saying he's racist.

00:35:28.820 Check this out.

00:35:29.660 Today's racist of the day, in my opinion, claims that he's going to get rid of all the black people.

00:35:36.560 I'm sorry, the hood rats, as he claims.

00:35:39.140 Hey dude, and my friends, get the fuck out of here, bro.

00:35:41.820 Is it 7-Eleven?

00:35:42.820 It's my 7-Eleven.

00:35:43.720 My 7-Eleven.

00:35:44.700 It's my 7-Eleven.

00:35:45.660 That's right.

00:35:46.240 I mean, I live right here too.

00:35:47.540 I think it's a 7-Eleven.

00:35:49.280 Painless.

00:35:49.680 You coming out here?

00:35:50.740 You do.

00:35:51.320 And you were chasing that man as he was walking away.

00:35:54.000 You're doing right.

00:35:54.640 Get that on film.

00:35:55.580 I'm chasing the hood rats off of my block.

00:35:59.060 7-Eleven.

00:36:00.540 This is not your block.

00:36:02.000 You don't even know the problem.

00:36:04.040 This allegedly happened in Denver, Colorado.

00:36:07.040 So I need you guys to share this, duet this, tag as many people as you can so we can identify who these guys are.

00:36:15.680 So we need to identify the guys who cleaned up the block, not the guys who are causing problems on the block, the homeless people who are aggressive and robbing people.

00:36:23.880 Do you think this guy wants to be cleaning people off of his block?

00:36:26.860 Or do you think he hit a boiling point for some reason?

00:36:29.280 Yeah.

00:36:29.580 You think he's looking for trouble?

00:36:30.580 He probably lives in like a three grand a month apartment in downtown Denver.

00:36:35.360 Exactly.

00:36:36.240 And then here's the funny thing is the woman, the professional victim racism claimer, immediately goes to, he's chasing all black people.

00:36:45.220 Out.

00:36:45.880 And it's like black people, hood rats.

00:36:47.460 It's like you made that connection.

00:36:48.900 You kept making these leads.

00:36:50.020 And then all black people?

00:36:50.960 I don't know.

00:36:51.400 It seemed like just a guy who was causing trouble.

00:36:53.320 Yeah.

00:36:53.720 So the lady called him racist, tried to get the people to dox him basically and figure out who he is so they can make him a publicly known racist.

00:37:03.180 We do not stand for that here on the show.

00:37:05.560 So we're going to call that guy on FaceTime right now and get his side of the story.

00:37:11.920 All right.

00:37:12.640 So, Keith, welcome to Flocka Socks of Podcast.

00:37:15.760 Yeah, dude.

00:37:16.880 Tell us about what happened.

00:37:18.980 We saw the video that went viral.

00:37:21.480 But tell us about what happened.

00:37:22.420 Who was that homeless person that you were dealing with and what was he doing up until that point?

00:37:27.680 So he's one of the like local homeless guys.

00:37:30.900 We see him a lot.

00:37:31.680 But, you know, at that moment, he had just got kicked out of the 7-Eleven because he was in there, you know, making a ruckus.

00:37:41.560 They try to steal.

00:37:42.280 And I was standing outside.

00:37:46.100 He came out and immediately, you know, my friend and I are standing there and immediately just came out and started harassing us.

00:37:53.600 And, you know, we told him to go leave, you know, dude.

00:37:57.360 Just don't do that here, you know.

00:37:59.720 And the 7-Eleven guys came outside.

00:38:03.300 I won't say their names, but, you know, they kick a lot of these types of homeless guys out all the time, you know.

00:38:10.860 So they came out and, you know, they made him leave ultimately.

00:38:16.860 Do the cops ever get involved and try to help with this or no?

00:38:20.100 No.

00:38:20.840 I mean, if you call the cops downtown, they're so busy, you know, with a thousand other calls just like it.

00:38:27.340 Like nobody wants to really talk about what's going on with the crime in Denver, but it's kind of out of control, especially downtown.

00:38:35.160 So he was, you know.

00:38:37.080 Yeah.

00:38:37.480 So what were your intentions like by getting – trying to get them off the block?

00:38:40.920 What were your hopes by doing that?

00:38:42.300 We kick them off all the time.

00:38:45.000 Like they hang out.

00:38:46.140 They try to camp.

00:38:48.080 And it's just the mess that they make and the danger that they bring to just average people that just want to walk down the sidewalk and they can't, you know.

00:38:56.240 And we see it literally every day.

00:38:58.400 Every day.

00:38:59.000 It never fails.

00:38:59.840 You walk out there.

00:39:01.480 They're setting up.

00:39:02.540 They're doing drugs.

00:39:03.240 They smoke crack or whatever, you know.

00:39:06.180 That's why we call them hood rats.

00:39:08.080 And I got called a racist for saying hood rat, you know.

00:39:11.200 I mean that's what we call them.

00:39:13.220 Yeah.

00:39:13.940 We call them street rats, but hood rat and street rat is basically the same thing.

00:39:18.040 You know, it's – and it's just – okay.

00:39:20.540 And so by the end of it, we're down at the end of the block.

00:39:24.080 And you have to make sure, you know, yell at them.

00:39:27.040 Tell them to go.

00:39:27.860 Leave, you know.

00:39:28.620 Be a fucking man about it, I guess.

00:39:31.400 And stand up, you know.

00:39:33.160 It's – this is a societal change that needs to happen, you know.

00:39:37.120 100%.

00:39:37.540 If we're going to tolerate this, then that's what's going to be there.

00:39:40.180 But if we don't tolerate it as a society, then it won't be there.

00:39:43.520 You know, it's not up to the police to come down here and babysit us every day.

00:39:49.140 You know, this is a – too many people have let it go by.

00:39:52.400 And it's to the point where it's outrageous.

00:39:54.140 They're just doing drugs.

00:39:55.240 They'll pull knives.

00:39:56.400 They'll do everything.

00:39:57.080 They get crazy.

00:39:57.720 They'll expose themselves.

00:39:59.540 So, you know, around the block now, there's a – and it's not just me.

00:40:04.280 There's a few of us.

00:40:05.020 There's a guy that looks like he's on Star Wars that walks through the alley with a baton taser, you know, and runs them out of there.

00:40:12.320 It's crazy.

00:40:13.320 But that's kind of what needs to be done.

00:40:14.720 The cops don't do anything.

00:40:16.040 The community is suffering.

00:40:17.920 Who's going to help the community?

00:40:19.140 Like it's up to the men, the local men who take it seriously and want to see improvements.

00:40:24.280 What was some of the backlash you got after the video went viral?

00:40:29.380 You know, the only backlash is just in the comments of people that feed into that kind of shit.

00:40:35.420 Like they're seeing a snippet of a video and suddenly this lady says, you know, the racist.

00:40:42.860 And he wants all the black people.

00:40:45.400 And it's like we – it doesn't matter.

00:40:48.920 It doesn't matter what color you are.

00:40:50.140 They're all colors.

00:40:51.360 Like stop pulling the race card.

00:40:53.300 Let's talk about the problem.

00:40:54.740 And the problem is homeless people are dangerous, dude.

00:40:57.420 Why do you think – the cops can barely handle them because the same exact thing happens to them.

00:41:03.200 They start race baiting them.

00:41:05.660 Or, you know, the women always scream that they're sexually – they're being sexually assaulted by the police that are just doing their job, you know.

00:41:12.820 And so the police, they're more scared than ever, you know.

00:41:16.920 They're going to get called out.

00:41:18.300 And now it's going to be a whole deal, you know, if something happens.

00:41:22.280 And, you know, more and more people on the street are saying less and less.

00:41:25.600 And I just – I don't think that's the approach.

00:41:27.520 And even the video that was shot, I called the gentleman out.

00:41:32.500 And her as well.

00:41:33.860 You know, I told her, do you – can you defend yourself against these homeless men?

00:41:39.340 You're a woman.

00:41:40.460 Can you do it?

00:41:41.800 And then that's when she said she – you know, she was fucking lit.

00:41:46.480 Oh, my God, I'm a woman and I can't defend myself.

00:41:50.460 And I'm like, lady, stop, you know, just stop.

00:41:53.140 And that's essentially at the end of the thing when it kind of diffused.

00:41:56.180 And I was like, it's not even worth it.

00:41:58.020 You know who you're talking to, you know.

00:41:59.560 They're the people that allow it.

00:42:01.200 And they live two blocks away, they said.

00:42:04.760 And there's a 7-Eleven that's closer to them.

00:42:07.520 And I'll tell you why they're coming down to mine.

00:42:11.020 There's no homeless people hanging out outside of it asking me for money.

00:42:16.480 You know?

00:42:18.380 Wow.

00:42:18.880 So I'd love for them to show that, you know.

00:42:21.560 Absolutely.

00:42:23.000 Instead, they pretend that the issue is you, the person who's trying to clean up the neighborhood

00:42:26.960 and protect the people who can't protect themselves, women and children,

00:42:30.020 people who aren't capable to defend themselves.

00:42:32.440 And now you're the problem and needs to go viral because there's racism or whatever.

00:42:37.280 Yes.

00:42:37.880 It's brutal.

00:42:39.180 And I'm not asking for any type of glory.

00:42:41.260 I don't care.

00:42:42.060 I'm just living my life.

00:42:43.060 I'm just an average dude, you know.

00:42:45.300 Just don't shit on the sidewalk in front of my front door.

00:42:48.380 Is that too much to ask?

00:42:50.000 Don't shit on the sidewalk, you know.

00:42:52.100 Don't get aggressive with people, you know.

00:42:54.760 Don't expose yourself.

00:42:56.600 Just the real Denver, and it is a beautiful city.

00:43:00.860 But the real Denver, at its core down here, post-pandemic, is ugly.

00:43:06.420 It really is.

00:43:07.280 And you live in downtown, so I'm sure your rent is high, thousands of dollars, I'm sure.

00:43:12.700 Yeah.

00:43:12.980 And this is what you have to deal with.

00:43:14.200 Yeah, we live down here.

00:43:16.220 And every day, yeah, we deal with this.

00:43:18.240 So I don't know.

00:43:19.220 I feel like it's totally wrong for somebody to post like that and turn it into something

00:43:26.020 it absolutely wasn't.

00:43:28.300 And then the lady that originally posted the video, she posted another video saying that

00:43:33.540 she literally had no idea what was going on.

00:43:36.580 She's like, I just started filming.

00:43:38.460 But I'm like, and you left out the part where if this was racially charged, the two gentlemen

00:43:45.600 that work at 7-Eleven are both black.

00:43:49.400 It's like.

00:43:49.960 We know them.

00:43:50.740 We see them every day, you know.

00:43:52.680 And they're on your side.

00:43:53.780 We know these people.

00:43:54.640 Absolutely.

00:43:55.660 I'm not going to go in there, especially if the people are starting something inside

00:43:58.940 of the store.

00:44:00.000 They'll start, like, a dude probably three weeks ago went in there and took a full soda

00:44:06.620 and threw it at a lady.

00:44:08.700 And you're like, okay.

00:44:10.520 And you look around and instead of people helping out or, like, doing something, they're

00:44:16.680 holding their phone.

00:44:18.140 They're holding their phone and they're just like, well, I'm making a video.

00:44:22.440 And I'm like, do something about this.

00:44:26.540 Grab him.

00:44:27.540 You know?

00:44:28.000 Wake the people up.

00:44:29.220 Like, wake up.

00:44:30.740 You know?

00:44:31.260 What if it was your mom?

00:44:32.780 If your mom was that lady, you know, like, you would be all over that guy.

00:44:37.340 You would be attacking him.

00:44:38.060 100%.

00:44:38.460 You don't pull your phone out.

00:44:39.500 Do something.

00:44:41.500 I don't want to fall into that, like, cliche be a man thing.

00:44:46.560 Hey, be a man's good advice these days.

00:44:50.040 100%.

00:44:51.120 Be a man, you know?

00:44:53.200 Absolutely.

00:44:53.260 And so, I don't know.

00:44:54.400 I feel pretty rotten about the whole thing.

00:44:56.900 I watch you guys a lot all the time and I'm like, these guys are just too logical.

00:45:01.580 It's too much for them.

00:45:02.760 They can't handle it.

00:45:03.600 So I knew what to do.

00:45:04.660 Yeah.

00:45:04.960 Well, I'm glad we got you on the show.

00:45:06.500 I'm glad we heard your side of it.

00:45:08.020 We stand with you.

00:45:08.900 We need more people these days to be a man for sure.

00:45:11.820 We're going to send you a base mug.

00:45:13.220 If you text me or DM me your address, we'll send you a base mug and a shirt.

00:45:19.280 Nice, dude.

00:45:20.300 Cool.

00:45:20.660 I love it, man.

00:45:21.440 Awesome.

00:45:21.900 Thanks for having me on.

00:45:22.440 Thank you for your time, Keith.

00:45:23.820 We appreciate it.

00:45:25.060 Yeah.

00:45:25.720 Be good.

00:45:26.040 So there you have it.

00:45:27.520 There's our boy, Keith, holding it down.

00:45:29.520 Be a man is his advice.

00:45:30.720 Be a man.

00:45:31.400 Sometimes you push a man too far.

00:45:33.600 Yeah.

00:45:33.840 And he also told us that the person recording him trying to expose him for being racist or

00:45:37.120 whatever, her, she was with her husband and he was like, dude, you're, you're, you're able

00:45:43.280 to walk to the store that I keep the block clean around because of me.

00:45:47.280 Your husband doesn't do shit.

00:45:48.740 Yeah.

00:45:49.440 It's kind of a pussy.

00:45:51.180 Beta.

00:45:52.200 So thank you, Keith.

00:45:53.320 We're sending you a base mug and everyone else kind of take note.

00:45:55.960 Kind of, that's the kind of, that's the kind of a podcast viewers we have.

00:45:59.540 He's a great guy.

00:46:00.300 He's holding it down.

00:46:01.240 The police aren't helping the police.

00:46:02.920 If they do deal with these homeless people, they release them right back on the street.

00:46:06.180 So if the police aren't going to protect you, you kind of need to appropriately take matters

00:46:12.160 into your own hands, which is what we've seen this week in urban decay.

00:46:16.420 Don't get depressed.

00:46:17.560 Don't get too down.

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00:47:28.900 First clip of Uplifting Gold.

00:47:32.920 Let's go right into the baby faces in the womb.

00:47:37.020 Yep.

00:47:37.300 This is interesting.

00:47:39.340 Wait.

00:47:39.720 So you guys have to see this.

00:47:40.700 Have you heard about this?

00:47:41.420 So this morning we wanted to show you.

00:47:43.320 I'm trying to change the subject.

00:47:45.280 Some amazing baby faces.

00:47:46.800 Look at this.

00:47:47.240 So researchers in Britain wanted to know if babies in the womb react when the mom ingests

00:47:52.480 a flavor of food.

00:47:54.040 And this is what they saw.

00:47:55.740 Do you want to guess what was on the left?

00:47:58.100 So the left is a baby in its resting state.

00:48:01.400 And then on the right, you see how he smiles 20 minutes?

00:48:04.500 The mom ate some carrots.

00:48:05.900 On the left with the...

00:48:07.240 It was just a resting state.

00:48:08.340 That was a resting state.

00:48:09.020 But he liked the carrots.

00:48:10.080 When a baby's reacting to maybe a flavor that's bitter.

00:48:12.320 So you shouldn't interpret it whether, you know, it's happy or distaste.

00:48:16.040 No, I think that's how I do it.

00:48:18.160 Because once they get out of the womb, it's the same look.

00:48:20.540 Yeah, it's the same look.

00:48:22.060 Once they get out of the womb, it's the same look.

00:48:24.520 So based out, Roker is what?

00:48:26.000 Pro-life?

00:48:26.720 You're basically saying the baby in the womb, the baby out of the womb, make the same reaction.

00:48:31.360 But then in another news article, you guys will say, it's a fetus.

00:48:34.720 It's cells.

00:48:35.280 It's nothing.

00:48:36.020 The woman's right to choose.

00:48:37.000 Yeah.

00:48:37.320 Yeah.

00:48:37.640 They use it when it's convenient.

00:48:38.920 You know, when it's a feel-good story on morning TV for all the moms in America, it's like, that's a baby.

00:48:44.220 It does the same thing.

00:48:45.360 But when the Supreme Court does something, it's...

00:48:47.920 We need to be able to kill it.

00:48:49.740 We need to be able to end that right now.

00:48:51.640 Whenever.

00:48:52.140 No questions asked.

00:48:53.160 Nothing.

00:48:53.580 The smiley baby.

00:48:54.420 We need to be able to suck it out.

00:48:55.580 Yep.

00:48:55.860 At will.

00:48:56.560 Next clip, the cheater gets brought back to their house by the Uber.

00:49:00.760 Yeah.

00:49:00.940 This is a bit of a long clip.

00:49:02.160 Should we...

00:49:02.580 Let's let it rip.

00:49:03.360 Uplifting gold.

00:49:04.240 We're at the end.

00:49:05.060 All right.

00:49:05.420 Listen up, all you cheaters.

00:49:06.560 If you live in the Dallas-Fort Worth area, and you ever need a Lyft or an Uber, and you get in my car, be forewarned.

00:49:13.280 If you ever pull this kind of shit that this guy pulled today, you got the same thing coming.

00:49:18.060 Today, I picked up a guy.

00:49:19.460 His wife and his kids walked him out to the car, said, I love you, Daddy, blah, blah, blah.

00:49:23.800 So, he gets in.

00:49:24.840 He says, hi.

00:49:25.620 He goes, I added a stop.

00:49:26.900 I said, I saw that.

00:49:28.140 So, we go, and we pull up at the stop, and this lady comes out, and she's got a little bit of luggage, like a handbag and a tote, a small tote.

00:49:34.660 She gets in, and she's like, I'm so glad you finally got away from your damn wife.

00:49:41.180 Okay.

00:49:41.780 So, then he kisses her, and it wasn't a, hi, how you doing kind of kiss.

00:49:45.880 And so, he goes, I changed our drop-off location.

00:49:48.260 I said, I saw that.

00:49:49.700 I didn't know exactly where it was that they were going at that particular time.

00:49:54.180 I just saw that it had an update.

00:49:56.440 So, they continued to talk, and this, that, and the other.

00:49:59.760 And she says, you know, I'm tired of you putting me off.

00:50:01.880 When are you going to leave?

00:50:03.980 And he said, you know, I've got some things I've got to take care of.

00:50:06.580 You know, let's talk about this later, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah, blah.

00:50:09.840 Keep in mind, I was about five miles from his house.

00:50:13.800 So, understand something.

00:50:15.480 This is my car.

00:50:16.660 I work for myself.

00:50:17.760 I am an independent contractor.

00:50:19.380 If I choose to end your ride, it's my choice.

00:50:25.040 Uber's not going to fire me.

00:50:26.440 Uber's not going to ban me.

00:50:27.600 Uber's not going to get rid of me.

00:50:29.540 If you are doing something crappy in my car, I have the right to handle it however I see fit.

00:50:36.080 Well, he, things didn't turn out so well for him.

00:50:39.240 I took him back to his house.

00:50:41.300 I drove up and made him and her get out of my car at his home where his wife and his kids were.

00:50:49.940 There was no other way this was going to go on.

00:50:52.780 There is nothing worse than a dog.

00:50:55.260 I don't give a fuck if you're a female or you're a male.

00:50:58.260 Pull some shit like that in my car and you're going to get done like that.

00:51:01.600 There you have it.

00:51:03.520 I mean, it's a noble cause, but I think she took a couple liberties there.

00:51:06.940 Like, maybe that was kidnapping for a brief moment.

00:51:09.120 There was a brief moment of potential kidnapping.

00:51:12.080 I don't know.

00:51:12.540 But when you see a decaying culture and community around you, and like in the last Urban Decay section,

00:51:18.020 you take matters into your own hands.

00:51:20.840 And yeah, and she clearly did.

00:51:22.820 And this reads like a John Quinones, what would you do situation?

00:51:26.160 Like, bye, honey.

00:51:27.320 It's like, all right, time to cheat.

00:51:28.960 Like, he's so obvious with it and stuff.

00:51:30.900 Yeah, it's so blatant.

00:51:31.540 When are you going to leave her?

00:51:33.000 And so like, maybe she was on a hidden camera show and she just kind of didn't know it.

00:51:36.100 Yeah.

00:51:36.320 They couldn't follow her.

00:51:37.260 Yeah, exactly.

00:51:38.320 Well, that's what happens.

00:51:39.680 Never cheat in your Ubers.

00:51:41.360 Never cheat at all, obviously.

00:51:42.740 Yeah.

00:51:42.960 They just think she's an NPC.

00:51:45.740 Like, oh, she's just my driver.

00:51:47.220 I changed the thing.

00:51:47.980 You're going there, right?

00:51:48.800 And she's like fuming at the front of the car.

00:51:51.660 Yeah.

00:51:52.040 So love that.

00:51:52.940 She's based.

00:51:53.660 If that's you, the Uber driver will send you a base mug as well.

00:51:56.720 We're ripping them out this week.

00:51:57.880 Yeah, guys, the amount of base mugs I've sent, I've sent probably 100 base mugs in the last

00:52:03.940 couple of months.

00:52:04.680 I owe one guy, the guy who says Mix Milkers, who came up with that.

00:52:08.500 I owe him.

00:52:09.520 We owe some.

00:52:10.120 If we owe you base mugs, I try my best.

00:52:12.120 If I miss your DM, just bump it to the top and send the receipts of either Gold River or

00:52:16.980 Public Square or whatever the call to action was that week, and I will get you that base

00:52:20.840 mug.

00:52:21.220 I'm a man of my word.

00:52:22.880 Honor.

00:52:23.540 Let's do the corncob trick.

00:52:25.160 I saw this video, and I've always seen this.

00:52:27.720 I thought it was an upside down cake pan, which is what you do with it.

00:52:30.860 But this guy looks like he invented some sort of technique for getting the corns off the

00:52:35.860 cob.

00:52:36.460 Check this out.

00:52:37.900 This is my amazing son, Justin, showing me the coolest way to cut corn off the cob.

00:52:46.380 Doesn't that look great?

00:52:47.500 It just rips it all off.

00:52:48.640 Yeah.

00:52:48.840 That's perfect.

00:52:49.540 That is great.

00:52:50.120 Is that called like a corn husker, though, or something?

00:52:52.880 I don't know.

00:52:53.420 I just thought you did upside down cakes with that, and then you went like this and

00:52:56.240 flipped it over.

00:52:57.520 I had no idea that's what it was for, but hey, he cracked it.

00:53:01.000 All right.

00:53:01.340 I don't think that was that groundbreaking or uplifting, but that's fair for you.

00:53:04.940 It was uplifting for me.

00:53:06.000 All right.

00:53:06.380 That's fair.

00:53:06.900 Thank you.

00:53:08.480 Let's go to our next clip.

00:53:10.300 The cat falls on the swing.

00:53:12.200 Yep.

00:53:12.640 This is uplifting.

00:53:14.180 Little girl.

00:53:14.920 She's on the swing.

00:53:16.240 Cat's trying to climb over her.

00:53:17.920 Oh, cat's slipping a little bit.

00:53:19.060 It's not as sturdy as she thought.

00:53:21.080 Cat goes down.

00:53:22.720 Boom.

00:53:23.120 Little girl.

00:53:23.780 Flip the roof.

00:53:24.220 A whole wipeout from the cat playing in the backyard.

00:53:27.740 That's what happens when you have a nice family.

00:53:29.800 Cat learned a lesson.

00:53:30.720 Girl learned a lesson.

00:53:31.720 Lots of lessons learned that day.

00:53:33.140 No street rats ruining your life.

00:53:34.940 Yeah.

00:53:36.000 Next clip, the alligator swim coach.

00:53:39.700 Yeah.

00:53:39.860 This is Wally the alligator.

00:53:41.260 This is a good one.

00:53:42.220 Hello.

00:53:42.540 My name is Joe Henney, and I am Wally Gator, the world-famous emotional sport alligator's

00:53:47.520 dad.

00:53:48.500 Wally's quite different.

00:53:49.520 He just refuses to bite.

00:53:51.380 I think he thinks he's part human.

00:53:52.940 I don't even think he's dulled.

00:53:54.140 Wally just lets me flip him on his back.

00:53:57.820 Like this.

00:54:00.120 Kind of reminds me of Jerry.

00:54:01.540 Yeah.

00:54:02.200 Hold on.

00:54:03.080 So Wally isn't attacking anyone.

00:54:06.140 He doesn't bite.

00:54:06.620 He follows her around like a puppy dog.

00:54:09.980 She flips him up on her back.

00:54:11.780 You know, in the back of stuff, they're in the pool swimming around.

00:54:14.480 Just having a good time.

00:54:15.720 I mean, she actually helps educate younger children.

00:54:18.320 His people, and he has like a little place where his little kid goes right here.

00:54:23.640 Yeah.

00:54:25.000 So Wally might get a little bigger soon.

00:54:28.140 He's about three months away.

00:54:30.480 I think Wally just realizes he's like, all right, I'm too.

00:54:33.260 It's like when a snake, Manila stories of the snake like laying next to you in bed and

00:54:36.780 he's measuring you to see if he can eat you.

00:54:38.700 Yeah.

00:54:39.080 It's one of those situations where Wally just knows he's not big enough yet, but eventually

00:54:43.420 alligator death roll.

00:54:45.580 You think so?

00:54:46.160 I think he's bought in.

00:54:47.140 I think Wally's all in on human life.

00:54:49.020 You think Wally gets to full size and then still isn't, it's still not a threat and like

00:54:53.520 full size gator in the pool and that's okay.

00:54:56.260 What is full size though?

00:54:57.440 I thought gators are kind of like you, you get as big as what you eat.

00:55:00.580 Kind of like an anaconda where it's like, you don't really, you don't grow to 12 feet

00:55:04.980 based on nothing.

00:55:05.980 I just thought they all go, whoop, I'll go all the way.

00:55:09.080 I'll have to look into that.

00:55:10.120 I can't, I can't say one way or another.

00:55:12.440 Um, let's go.

00:55:13.700 That's good action though.

00:55:14.580 Like you're the kid who has an alligator who wouldn't want to be your friend or come

00:55:18.680 to your pool party, right?

00:55:19.620 That's pretty good.

00:55:20.440 Do you think the, um, the mental health or money sign is worth showing an uplifting goal?

00:55:26.800 Mental health or money sign?

00:55:28.240 Guy who's like, I have anxiety.

00:55:29.740 Someone.

00:55:30.160 Yeah, sure.

00:55:30.620 I kind of like roasting these types.

00:55:32.420 Let's rip that.

00:55:33.020 It's not really uplifting, but it's a guy who's doing like a tick tock type challenge.

00:55:37.120 I have anxiety and depression and need to talk to someone.

00:55:40.100 And everyone walks right by him.

00:55:41.660 And nobody wants to help.

00:55:42.740 He's looking right at him.

00:55:43.700 He's twisting it towards him.

00:55:45.020 Like help, help.

00:55:47.940 And everyone walks by and it's supposed to be sad.

00:55:50.100 Oh, and then he switches it to free money.

00:55:53.800 Everyone wants to be his friend when it's free money taped to the sign.

00:55:58.140 Wow.

00:55:58.520 What a deep, impactful social experiment you just did there.

00:56:01.960 And at the end, it's like, which world do you want to live in?

00:56:04.400 It's like, which world are we already in, buddy?

00:56:06.600 Do you see the street rats that we have to deal with?

00:56:08.800 Yeah.

00:56:09.160 I would have helped.

00:56:10.060 I would have gone up and be like, Hey man, it looks like you need some help.

00:56:12.340 Well, what's up with the money on the other side of that sign?

00:56:16.020 I just noticed you asked about, well, what's with the money?

00:56:19.060 What's with that money over there?

00:56:20.500 The free money side.

00:56:21.680 What's that about?

00:56:22.660 I just like when they try to be so profound and it's like, yeah, dude, you're, you're,

00:56:26.220 you're getting people on their way to work.

00:56:28.100 Like this guy's hustling home to pick up his kids and do this.

00:56:31.060 He's not going to help the anxiety and depression guy.

00:56:33.140 I'm sorry.

00:56:33.880 Take the, take the 20 seconds to take the free money.

00:56:36.080 Sure.

00:56:36.820 Exactly.

00:56:37.200 I don't think free money.

00:56:38.040 I don't think it's some broader, uh, you know, statement on society.

00:56:42.340 As a whole, I think it's just kind of like, yeah, people are going to take money, dude.

00:56:47.380 Exactly.

00:56:47.920 You didn't crack anything.

00:56:48.760 And also for the anxiety, depression, I need help to talk to someone.

00:56:51.960 It's like there's professionals or something.

00:56:54.400 Do people with anxiety and depression seek help from literally anybody?

00:56:58.040 I thought they kind of keep it to themselves and like it boils over and like it stays with

00:57:01.900 internal for a long time for too long.

00:57:03.980 It's like no one would go out and publicly do that.

00:57:06.640 That would give you more anxiety.

00:57:08.140 I think the people sniffed bullshit on that.

00:57:10.000 And they said, yeah, an anxious guy standing in the middle of a sidewalk, holding a sign,

00:57:14.300 telling everybody his problems.

00:57:15.540 Nah.

00:57:15.740 And someone over there with the camera, with the camera.

00:57:17.840 It's like the men in, exactly.

00:57:19.740 That's like the men in black moment where he's like shooting in the, uh, all the aliens.

00:57:23.520 And he's like, nah, I shot that little girl.

00:57:25.280 She had a physics text textbook.

00:57:26.960 She's out at 10 PM at night, hanging out with all the monsters.

00:57:29.780 Something ain't right.

00:57:30.900 And so that's what I think they sniffed out on the anxiety.

00:57:32.820 A hundred percent of sniff out.

00:57:34.200 And it's like some viral video.

00:57:35.660 That's like telling about how society is so bad.

00:57:37.940 Society is so bad.

00:57:39.920 That doesn't prove it.

00:57:41.260 It is bad.

00:57:42.140 Yeah.

00:57:42.400 You're right.

00:57:43.040 I guess you're right.

00:57:43.920 You got there in the wrong way.

00:57:44.600 That doesn't prove it.

00:57:45.360 Last clip.

00:57:46.580 Kid looking for his goggles.

00:57:48.480 Let's leave on a really uplifting note.

00:57:51.140 Cute kid.

00:57:51.860 I need my goggles.

00:57:52.700 I need my goggles.

00:57:54.760 I need my goggles.

00:57:56.220 Tell the other, what do you need?

00:57:57.480 I need my goggles.

00:57:58.460 Where are they?

00:57:59.420 Um, somewhere.

00:58:01.440 He's got a one track mind.

00:58:02.600 He needs the goggles.

00:58:03.840 You like this.

00:58:05.660 Just open your hand and do that.

00:58:11.520 He moves the goggles.

00:58:12.820 What do you need?

00:58:13.780 What are you looking for?

00:58:14.260 To touch his forehead.

00:58:15.160 My goggles.

00:58:15.900 Where are they?

00:58:18.480 I don't know.

00:58:20.540 You don't know where your goggles are?

00:58:22.760 I thought you had them.

00:58:24.440 I can't.

00:58:25.060 What?

00:58:26.380 Oh.

00:58:28.540 And then he realizes.

00:58:30.320 Cute kid looking for his goggles.

00:58:32.120 Yep.

00:58:32.540 And he found them.

00:58:33.200 They're on his head.

00:58:34.100 The whole time.

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Fleccas Talks Podcast - September 30, 2022

EPISODE 051 TRANS HOSTAGE ｜ CIVILIANS HAD ENOUGH ｜ ACCIDENTAL N-WORD ｜ LIZZO DEFILES A RELIC

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