EPISODE 050 MX MILKERS ｜ BLACK PRIVILEGE ｜ CREEPERS IN THE COMMENTS ｜ PDX MAYHEM ｜ DASH SPIRALS
Episode Stats
Length
1 hour and 4 minutes
Words per Minute
191.95604
Summary
Feat. Mat, Ben J & Aidan. On this week's episode of Fucking Socks Talks, the boys talk about the latest in fake milkers, kids getting Myocarditis, the dangers of air pollution, and what the Fbi is doing instead of caring.
Transcript
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all right welcome back to fucking socks the podcast episode 50 today on the show a little
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boy made a video of him putting on makeup we'll show you all the creepy comments he got and we'll
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tell you what the fbi is doing instead of caring then richard rappoy continues to obsess over the
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massive fake milkers shop teacher out of canada massive fake milkers there a crazy guy went into
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a mcdonald's started smashing it up with an axe he's since been let out and now claims he's the
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victim and last but not least our favorite dash dabrowski continues to spiral in this week's
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housekeeping all this and more it's fuck us talks the podcast episode 50 rank the best new podcast
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of all time because words are just words until action actually starts and i should speak louder
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undertak for sponsoring uh this week's housekeeping we have some updates for you we try to keep everyone
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updated on what's causing heart problems and irregular heartbeats these days uh now women under 50
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are getting more heart attacks than usual it's a wide range it's a very wide range what does that
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headline say uh it says women under 50 are becoming increasingly more or heart attacks are becoming
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increasingly more common in women under 50 and medical experts can't figure out how can't figure
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out how why is this happening nobody knows i also saw an article that said teens are getting irregular
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heartbeats from air pollution that's something to be very concerned about uh we actually saw an ad play
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the other day which is weird because i'd never seen this growing up uh there was an ad that played about
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kids getting myocarditis yeah i've never seen this before but let that rip i've been into fashion
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since i can remember but one day i had a stomach ache so bad i didn't want to do anything the team at
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new york presbyterian said it was actually my heart it was severely swollen something called myocarditis
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but doctors gave me medicines and used machines to control my heartbeat they saved me so now i can
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become the next great fashion designer wow so kids are getting myocarditis there's now ads on tv for
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kids with myocarditis problems who knows where that could come from i've never seen an ad for a
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myocarditis uh awareness in my whole life uh but i guess it's the probably the climate change and the
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air pollution it has to be um and the funny part is it makes a big scene of it at the end of that
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commercial doctor saved me and it's like what did the doctors do before that yeah they saved you but
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they also held you down and made you do something maybe you shouldn't have done but meanwhile you
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know if you mention the word vaccine there's still a big banner that comes across your social media stuff
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and but you know myocarditis for kids it's just their hearts are enlarging and it's the air pollution
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they breathe it in sucks their heart out uh moving on uh we're still in housekeeping we have very
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important housekeeping we have a great episode today a lot of great topics uh people are saying
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inherently too much yeah that's inherently trying to sound smart a lot of people like debating like
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ideas and like politics and all that stuff it comes up a lot but the the word inherently i think is
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being used too much as a crux for people who are trying to sound smart and aren't that smart so if
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you say inherently a lot i would knock it off also on the chopping block i think we've even mentioned
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this before in that regard okay i'm hearing in that regard too much it's like some filler language
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that people who try to sound smart are saying so if you're saying inherently or in that regard
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you're not that smart i caught you the only time i say inherently is when it's something's inherently
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dangerous yeah that's kind of the go-to phrase yeah so don't that one's other than that it's not
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allowed um a lot of people are commenting on the last uh episode about my beard i'm getting a lot
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of dms uh what am i what am i going to do with it people are asking to be honest i've never had the
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beard this long i'm going to let it keep going because i want to see what happens next he has no
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plan is basically the gist of that i have no plan and i packed my clippers for the move to new orleans
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and i only packed the the one the one it's like a one inch or whatever it's called and that's for
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buzzing my head uh so i don't have any real options i'm not going to go to a place to have them trim
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it so we're going to just let it keep going and whatever happens happens if you went to a place
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to trim it you'd come back with like the straightest edges ever it'd be like a dj caled scenario so i'm
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glad you're not doing that yeah but i think you do need to do some trimming some light trimming
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yeah some light trimming maybe it's going a little wider than i like but i've never had it this long
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i don't know what's going to happen next look at this that's disgusting that's disgusting isn't that
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crazy a lot of beard here i've never had this much beard i'm excited to see what happens next
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at a certain point it just starts the layering and just like rolls down like ian smith fitness
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zz top ian smith fitness yeah okay so we'll see i'm excited to see we'll see what happens
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um next this is actually see what happens in that regard yeah inherently i my beard is inherently big
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yeah exactly um okay next this is a very important thing i was attacked at an event
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i did at a college campus a few days ago yeah i was in the classroom i was showing them memes that i made
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mm-hmm and then someone came in a lunatic and he smashed the projector and almost you know start
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it started it got an aggressive it was aggressive caused the scene caused a huge scene the man got
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arrested thank god uh but i was attacked here's here it is happening right here you see me there i'm
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drinking the water showing your kamala meme yep here's me i'm drinking water i'm playing the meme i made
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and then some crazy guy comes in and kicks over my set and all i was trying to do was show these
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college kids the memes i made you're on a meme tour right i'm on a meme tour right now so that was very
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dangerous if you're in audio only uh you gotta go to the video you have to go to the video this week
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it's not gonna get explained any further did yeah exactly the bit will not be explained any further
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uh next now we live in new orleans now so we're very aware of our situation we've always been
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hyper aware a few episodes ago we talked about stp which is slit throat patrol which is what we say to
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each other if someone's coming who looks sketchy so if me and richard rap boy are hanging out in the
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subway and there's like a guy coming who might push you on the tracks you go stp stp and you kind of
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look around and make sure you're aware of your surroundings uh there was a situation in this video um
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what we have here now what we call the kill box because we're driving more we're not on the
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subway or anything we walk around definitely a bunch but it's more driving and the kill box rule is
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you never pull all the way up to the car in front of you you gotta keep your eyes to the side and make
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sure you have a route to escape exactly we have to basically assume that we're gonna get car mug
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jumped yeah groups of people coming to attack we're gonna get driven into a kill box and then just
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lit up so yeah we always need an out we're avoiding that we're avoiding the kill box
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here is a video of someone who almost got robbed or mugged or carjacked or killed uh but they avoided
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the kill box check this out so car stops in front of them some black hooded people try to get out
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and it's all cinder blocks and then they just bam you're out of there they're not getting kill boxed
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yeah we had this funny idea that i was like imagine those people pulled over and we're like we need help
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like we have a flat tire i really had an emergency our pregnant wife's in the back yeah help us and
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then no i'm not getting kill box and then he's running through them and knocked their door off
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now your door's gone yeah um we're still in housekeeping is a very important housekeeping
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dash dobrovsky our boy yeah continues to spiral
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check out this tweet he did recently all right so it says trump is returning to mar-a-lago
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the place where he unlawfully kept nuclear documents hidden from the fbi slash doj
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this is no different than jeffrey dahmer being allowed to return to his apartment where he kept
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rotting human corpses and skulls stuffed in formaldehyde filled drums is the exact same thing
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donald trump and jeffrey dahmer same guy same type of offense it's no different trump going back to
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mar-a-lago after committing no crimes and doing nothing it's the same as jeffrey dahmer going back to
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where he kept all the dead bodies so i i know that dash doesn't really believe this stuff but he must
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have fun coming up with the most absurd stuff he can possibly say right yeah it's like an exercise
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for him like how can oh boy how can i do this to the next level yeah absolutely he's spiraling
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you go through his content too especially on instagram and you go through the comments
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and it's just all of our followers all of the podcast listeners being like oh you got him this time
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dash or like oh boy like they're just making fun of him like one out of 10 is maybe like
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good job dash good comparison i hope they get trump like there's no he has no real followers yeah and i
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think they're and those are like when you see the npc memes with the you know stick figure face like
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though that's who's in dash's comments who's supportive i had the top comment on one of his posts
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and uh like the half of the other comments like the leftist comments on it are like come on dash like
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tone it down like you're not helping it's basically like one of those things where they're trying to
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guide him into being more helpful but i hope he doesn't change at all yeah me neither i love what
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dash is doing and it's funny too because what dash is doing it's like if you're on the left and you're
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not informed on politics you're not even paying attention to anything so you're not you don't care
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you listen to lebron james listen to taylor swift you kind of just like go with the flow coast
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through it autopilot i'm not voting for trump because he's racist right yeah generic like
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sounds about right you know so it's like that those people they're leftists and on the left
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because they don't follow politics and they don't know enough about it and they just assume it's
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good versus bad and they're the good guys it's factory default settings with what the media is
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telling you right exactly so they're just going with that but it's like if you're an informed leftist
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which is like weird because you have to like know about what it's going on and then like
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it's like the more you know the less likely you are to be a leftist so if you do know like
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the fbi raid on mar-a-lago was like not that great as a left-leaning person you shouldn't be like
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cheering that and championing that you should be like it's kind of abuse of power doesn't look good
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right yeah it wasn't a marquee event like yeah like you didn't get him for anything right before an
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election you kind of be like so it's weird because dash has this thing where he'll never have like a real
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audience because if his audience was informed and paying attention to politics they would be
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more right-leaning or more fair and normal so all you can have is like the people who are asleep
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but the people who are asleep aren't following political instagrams yeah so he's like in this
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tough spot where all he can do is just be like a caricature muppet for people on the right to make
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fun of yeah which i love that's why we use them people have been telling us to make dash merch as well
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like stickers like oh boy like with one of his most manic faces so i mean we might have to
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he might be an ai made up person who's not even real that's true that's true that's true all right
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uh last piece of housekeeping this is an abbreviated housekeeping so we have so many important things
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to get to last piece of housekeeping uh you know how native americans back in the day used to say
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they didn't want to take photos because they thought it would steal your soul yeah and everyone
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hears that and they go like oh it's kind of like a dumb way to look at it it's not true yeah i think it's
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true okay like if you're in front of a camera and similar to like last time we talked about the
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mets game and people giving their taking videos instead of enjoying the game and they're giving
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their human experience away to ai and they're like feeding the ai their human experience of course i
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think it's basically that and the native americans were right and it's like the more you're in front
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of a camera the least the less authentic you are and the less authentic you are it's like you're
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putting on like this thing and this contrived thing and then that is kind of like a soul stealing
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thing especially video so it's like we do a show once a week and i think it's to slow burn the
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sucking of our souls okay fair and if you know you know what the biggest example is um i feel like
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stephen colbert or like late night hosts yeah they're just down they're like their energy is sucked and
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they're just like keep cashing the 10 million exactly stephen colbert five days a week goes in front of
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the camera lies puts on all this whole show pretends deceives misleads like millions of people
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yeah and then it's like you tell me it doesn't affect your soul and so if you work for a corporation
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especially they'll just be like oh sign a contract cool you're doing a show five days a week and it's
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like they're not looking out for your soul they're looking out for the money they're not looking up for
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that mental health and yeah all that they want to wring you dry so basically the more you're in front
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of camera the more susceptible you are to getting your soul sucked and losing your soul and if you
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work for a company they're like hey five days a week your soul's gone if you're like us and you're
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smart and you're aware of it you do one a week and we slowly give our soul away but then i mean that
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it applies to like tucker carlson too then your theory it applies to your favorite guy yeah but i think
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it's i think the soul goes slower if you're telling the truth what he got out of it got out of it he
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almost pinned me down but i got out of it the soul goes away slower if you're telling the truth
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if you're telling lies zapped up i don't generally feel soul sucked uh being on this podcast and stuff
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like that but um there definitely is like uh i'm not looking to go talk and make friends after this
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i'm like done for the day you know obviously me too the day of the in the day after i'm pretty much
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sucked out yeah which is just what it is yeah i do it for you guys yeah i do it for you guys i hope
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you're buying the underwear and the brave books or whatever all right moving on we have a really
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richard rap boy has been obsessed with this shop teacher from canada with these massive milkers i know
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everyone's already seen it yeah so we have a little bit of a special take um i'm losing friends i'm not
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reaching out to family anymore uh work um it's taking a toll on my work of course i'm just obsessed
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with the big titty shop teacher it's all richard rap boy thinks about i wake up i make a meme i wake up
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i make another meme i go to sleep i'm thinking about it so um yeah richard rap boy you want to
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go get some food and he's like uh for the for the milker guy where what do you mean when do the
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milkers come yeah where's the milker guy in that no and and it's funny because i've posted so many
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memes so many memes about this and people are like well i guess we know richard rap boy's a breast guy
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or a tits man and it's like you think that's what this is about guys you just like them however they
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come yeah like no uh i like the freak nature of it and the fact that nobody's standing up to this
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person and this is in we will give context for people who haven't been following but it's in
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ontario canada and this is basically like a wood shop like physical hands-on project teacher i don't
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know what the class is actually called um but this person used to be a man like as recently as last year
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now uh they're taking advantage of the transgender and gender ideology protections that canada has the
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laws and they put on some just i think we may have found it and we'll put it up on screen they put on
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some z cup silicone breastplate prosthetics 400 bucks it's 307 yeah 300 bucks pretty expensive those
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z cup to be honest i think they're bigger i don't know i'm making my best guess they're double z's i
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think yeah it easily could be but uh the nipples are protruding very disrespectful and so all these kids
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just have to go with it and the school is kind of standing by and defending this person because
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it's an expression of gender identity yeah and it's just getting so greasy and i love it because
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it's like this is the slippery slope we were talking about uh trans people and whatever they have this is
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their team now so they have to fight with this person this fetish guy yeah um and tucker did a big
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monologue that's what it is it's a fetish thing yeah he gets off he gets off on this getting off he likes
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it he wanted he you wanted to get caught yeah and it's like the thing in front bane like was getting
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caught part of your plan like of course this guy wanted to get caught yeah he wears this thing it's
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so obnoxious you wanted the attention and you get off he gets off and then some guy on twitter some
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blue check who i don't know peter bogosian yeah he said most people have strong moral impulses about
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whether this individual should be allowed to teach their children in a public school but very few can
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construct a good argument why or why not it's more difficult than you think try it okay i'll try
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it big fake cans done that's the argument there's really no need to discuss this guys yeah not normal
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big fake cans too much dude i'll add to it dude so yeah it's not it's not a hard argument it's just
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big fake cans kids big fake cans so that's it yeah that's it it's really that simple peter we
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don't need a theoretical debate on this inherently yeah in regards to inherently yeah um but so there
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a couple other pieces that i want to touch on this right so the physical pieces of it you want to
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yeah yeah i'm a big boob guy like what do you stop it um so a the physical realities of wearing this
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this giant prosthetic breastplate heavy sweaty disgusting and stinky and it's like a 50 year
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old man right or whatever this guy is um silicone on your body sweating working the saw and then i'm
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sure there's days honestly where this guy goes i'm in a little too deep i don't want to wear it today
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like i'm feeling uncomfortable i got a rash there's a rash on my lower back and he just still has to do it
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because he committed to it you know what i mean so now downgrade him it's handcuffed he's handcuffed
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into these golden handcuffs to these giant milkers um and so that's one and then the other part is
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like everybody who's taken a woodshop class in high school usually the teacher is one of the most manly
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guys there is who like knows how to work all the tools knows how to work all the tools he's kind of
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like he's not pc like we're just fine with it because he does a great job and the kids learn and
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they come together um it's so true all their teachers wear like a tie and like a shirt and
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this guy wears like jeans flannel and jeans yeah um and you know the kids all come together and they
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all build a birdhouse at the end of the semester um so they've subverted that as well the typically
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masculine role of the shop teacher now all these and it's mostly guys class if you've seen some of
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the pictures they just come in and they laugh and they take secret pics i'm trying to find someone
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who goes to this school to get me daily update pics so if you know anybody please reach out it's an
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emergency um richard rapwhite needs more photos of it he really wants them do we want to go through
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the names yeah so we did a crowdsource of all the best names richard rapwhite posted to his story
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uh here's some of the best names we got for this monster milkers man uh donnie parton classic uh
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mammaries with the apostrophe the apostrophe for mam mammaries um a couple of these are just slurs
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that i that i can't fully read uh mix milkers yeah that's my favorite mix milkers is the best
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and whoever sent that whoever sent that and can prove it because i have it in my instagram dms
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yeah we'll send you a base we'll send you a base mug that's that that's the best one uh chesty
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molesty more slurs mentally damaged degenerate uh and transy pelosi yeah those are some of the best
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names we got for this person that richard rapwhite is obsessed with for whatever reason if you have
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more please comment them because we're always looking to expand comment them below and we'll
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expand next clip cringe of the week we're still in it that was just our first set part of cringe of
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the week we have a huge cringe of the week this week uh the kid's wearing the makeup and gets the
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creepy comments on tiktok this one's bad this is from base latin our boy
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so you like it yeah did i do a good job yeah can you look here and do some poses so i can see it
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standard little boy doing makeup weird tiktok mom weird tiktok mom confusing the little boy
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but then look who we got here what does that say yes yes makeup has no gender love this
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creepy guy boys are allowed to wear makeup always be yourself creepy old man cutest thing i've seen all
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day weird worker i have to say he's adorable with or without makeup these creepy people commenting that
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what would you why would you enjoy a kid a little boy wearing makeup if you're like a
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50 something year old guy boys are allowed to wear makeup love i love it you look wonderful
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beautiful from this guy these creepy people i adore him too this is awesome
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beautiful someone just says beautiful pretty from this guy
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yes that's amazing such an adorable kid i'm so glad he's trying out himself without judgment
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love him so all these creepy guys are commenting on the post like
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compliments but like creepy compliments because you're talking about a kid
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very you'd think the fbi would maybe there i know they're busy but you'd think that they'd maybe look
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into something like this and if you had like a list of like creepers and you're like all right who
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are the creepers and you were going to go through social media and try and find out i feel like
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that's kind of where you would start and what you would do that's where the first thread that i'd be
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pulling on to get to a p to get to a pedo i'm not saying any of those guys are yeah but there's a
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likeliness ratio happening there is a likeliness ratio there is a thing where it's like if you're
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looking at certain things and commenting on certain things you tend to have yeah proclivities
00:24:13.860
elsewhere yeah and then there's a bombshell report whistleblower claims the fbi is moving agents off
00:24:19.540
child sex abuse investigations to pursue political investigations and reclassifying january 6 cases as
00:24:25.940
domestic terrorism originating in field offices around the country not in dc so the fbi is super
00:24:33.660
busy they're not looking into the the predator stuff they're not really worried about the kids i guess
00:24:38.240
the kids are all safe they're worried about reclassifying january 6 people as domestic
00:24:44.600
terrorists january 6 was what six years ago at this point at least three years ago four years ago now
00:24:50.200
we're still i guess that's what the fbi is worried about yeah and not not the fresh abuse cases that are
00:24:55.860
happening everywhere yeah exactly so i guess the fbi is busy this is what they're up to yeah uh that video
00:25:02.980
got me severely creeped out though like those faces to the comments yeah that physiognomy
00:25:09.120
i didn't like any of that yeah me neither doesn't sit well with me uh next clip teacher
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with the pronouns day one yeah this is bad some tips to help you learn your students pronouns are you a
00:25:23.620
boy or a girl here's what you can do instead here i like to use a google form or a microsoft form
00:25:30.160
or any other survey app that works for you i've stopped asking what your preferred pronouns are
00:25:35.080
and instead i say what are your pronouns because your pronoun is part of your identity and not just
00:25:39.080
a personal preference one of the very important questions i like to ask is may i use these pronouns
00:25:43.580
in front of your parents or guardians the reason why interesting so day one the teacher finds out which
00:25:48.660
kids are kind of not all there maybe have some issues and then say what can i hide from your parents
00:25:55.060
what can you and i what secret can you and i share and keep away from your parents day one day
00:26:00.140
day one it's not good to say are you a boy or a girl it's like if you're the teacher wouldn't you
00:26:03.500
kind of know what everyone is yeah isn't everyone pretty much what they are but then you open this
00:26:09.520
door and then you say oh should i keep this from your parents and if you have a kid who's like
00:26:13.440
fighting with their parents or has some trouble at home it's like that kid will find refuge in a
00:26:18.060
teacher like that and ideas like this and then it spirals them into being massive milkers when they grow
00:26:23.920
up yeah um no and then the that's the thing it's like you don't ask the kids pronouns on day 40
00:26:30.940
it's day one yeah that he's asking to keep a secret from your parents really sets the tone for the whole
00:26:35.800
year thanks buddy so uh day one he's asking to keep secrets from your parents and then he's posting
00:26:41.140
about it online great yeah appreciate it there was another article that came out that basically said if
00:26:47.200
you don't put your um experts say not including pronouns in your bio comma email signature are sign
00:26:53.440
of bigotry yeah so they're just really waving in this idea and that's what they're doing in the
00:26:59.160
schools we knew that's where it was headed though right we always knew it's where they pressured all
00:27:02.900
the millennial girls into she her on their instagram bios and we knew it was headed towards bigotry so
00:27:09.120
they basically take like what they call a disenfranchised group the trans people
00:27:12.820
the lgbt's the sexually confused whatever and they lead block with them they push them all the
00:27:18.640
way forward and pretend whatever their ideas are are mainstream and normal that girls are boys boys
00:27:23.320
are girls it's all the same it's all fine and then it's not actually to help the people who are having
00:27:29.740
mental problems it's to now isolate isolate identify divide the groups into bigots and non-bigots so if
00:27:37.660
you don't have your pronouns in your bio you're a bigot and that's what the whole point was the whole
00:27:41.740
point was just to divide the groups people who are for it and against it and if you're against it
00:27:46.180
you're a bigot you hate trans people you want kids to kill themselves whatever the horrible thing
00:27:50.660
they'll say about you and all they're really trying to do is just get attack their political opponents
00:27:55.160
in different ways yeah yeah pretty much and then also it's like uh this the big back to the big
00:28:00.980
titted i i hate to keep going back you can't help yourself can't help myself but it's like that's the
00:28:06.780
thing again with all this misdirection and stuff it's like all right say you have like a order of
00:28:12.080
operations right i have the i have enough energy to go to three protests this week and two school
00:28:16.860
board meetings and it's like you wasted one with the plastic tits silicone teacher that shouldn't
00:28:21.760
have even got to me that shouldn't have bubbled up to my level right and now they're printing money
00:28:26.040
off and you know doing other things that it's like okay whatever you're focused on that you know
00:28:30.620
you don't have the energy to do everything and so they these little bullshit ones like they suck
00:28:36.360
up to the bandwidth like they suck up the bandwidth so if anything important actually happens it's like
00:28:40.420
we'll get to it after we deal with the the massive milkers yeah exactly so that's what the kids are
00:28:46.120
learning in schools that's not what you should be teaching your kids hopefully your kids aren't
00:28:50.920
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00:30:11.160
an article about yeah from the irish times once you read it i don't want to i don't want to ruin it
00:30:16.240
yeah it says uh it's a picture of a woman and it says i am a gay man in a straight woman's body
00:30:21.800
if i were to speak to my husband about this it could end our marriage so you wrote an article
00:30:28.000
and publicly released an article about it it's like you thought your husband finds out he'll freak out
00:30:35.440
hope my husband doesn't read the irish times yeah but then you wrote an article that's what the
00:30:40.220
first plan of action to break it to your husband so that person is a gay man in a woman's body
00:30:47.280
yep so she's attracted to men either way but she can't get a gay man because gay men are attracted
00:30:53.480
to women exactly so we kind of have to hope she's a bottom to keep it going with her husband and keep
00:30:59.680
it working hopefully she's a bottom because if she's a top it's not like you're gonna really it'll
00:31:05.240
never work yeah i have to start changing it up a little bit yeah um yeah i don't know
00:31:09.980
this is just another thing like look over here waste your energy on this you know like how dare
00:31:15.900
you yeah you know so very sad for that they could have written an article about some sort of like
00:31:20.580
a pharmaceutical company in ireland that's been spraying the crops or doing something
00:31:25.020
nope they gave it to the woman who feels like a guy and she doesn't want her husband to know
00:31:29.620
yeah they're eating up all this space on important things that's what's important it's like a
00:31:33.540
filibuster it's just they're just talking and they're going blah blah blah blah this is the news
00:31:37.800
but if you read like 10 news stories and like five of them are like absolutely insane stuff like
00:31:43.600
this and then like two of them are the weather it's like what is sports in one sports it's like
00:31:49.020
does no no one know anything anymore is the whole world just this like weird lgbt stuff now yeah that's
00:31:55.580
what this whole show has become well you know we're actually exposing it and this is the this is the
00:32:00.900
propaganda and we're the answer to the propaganda right so we don't enjoy this rich rap boy enjoys the
00:32:05.420
massive milkers guy that's just a personal thing all right next is the fat phobic girl the fat phobia
00:32:11.780
person yeah let's let her run hi everyone this is just a friendly reminder that if a fat person is
00:32:18.840
talking about their own experience with the fat phobia their own experience with their body with
00:32:25.140
their fat body their larger body their plus size body whatever they fucking want to call it that when a
00:32:31.420
fat person is talking about their own shit their own experience whatever the fuck it is that's not
00:32:37.060
an invitation for thin people to insert themselves in a conversation that's not about them just so you
00:32:42.800
know because when a marginalized person yes because fat people are marginalized if you don't fucking
00:32:48.600
understand that then look at intersectionality and the different intersections because body size is
00:32:53.880
one of them back to the point it's not an invitation for thin people to just enter into the space of fat
00:32:59.880
people to talk about themselves so fat people are marginalized marginalized means what made to feel
00:33:08.280
small isn't that no is that irony kind of yeah kind of a little bit kind of a little bit i'll count it i'll
00:33:16.640
count it counts um my initial instinct after seeing this video is uh this woman just had an interaction
00:33:22.920
with a thin person where she said actually it's just calories in and calories out and then the fatty
00:33:28.160
didn't have any and he didn't stand up for herself in that conversation so went and did a rant about
00:33:33.140
it yeah had to do a rant uh this person exactly it's like anything besides accountability so it's
00:33:39.740
like i'm marginalized skinny people are getting in the way of our conversations you wouldn't understand
00:33:44.460
a fat person fat body i as a fat person with a fat body know what it's like and it's not really
00:33:52.120
about other people i just keep eating i just keep eating the food yeah which is why i'm going to
00:33:57.000
the gym after we work out i'm working out with chinese donut boy we're doing i joined the gym
00:34:00.640
with him nice yeah do you know i joined the gym with him uh i went the other day and i was doing
00:34:05.920
the row machine and i broke the row machine day one you broke a machine and it made the loudest sound
00:34:10.420
and everyone looked over and then i kind of just like got up and walked out like that was like it for
00:34:16.680
me and then i first impression and then i felt bad because i'm like with my my younger brother
00:34:22.180
and i'm like did i not make like did i not do the right thing by like just walking out so i had to
00:34:28.020
email the the the gym email but it wasn't even like the gym it was like anytime fitness so it's like
00:34:33.780
info at anytime literally literally that yeah and i was like hey i was on the machine by the stair
00:34:39.400
master the handle broke so i had to make sure i did the right thing but yeah as a i'm not
00:34:45.520
marginalized she puts the marginal margarine yeah marginalized puts the margarine and marginalized
00:34:53.060
all right well hold on i want to say this too because that's just a theme with everybody like
00:34:57.860
you can't if you're not this person if you're not black if you're not gay if you're not morbidly obese
00:35:04.400
you can't come in and have your bits on this like they want to exclude all opinions and it's like
00:35:09.040
no anyone can have an opinion on anything and like that's the whole point of discourse
00:35:13.920
it's like my personal experience is this oh yeah well when i stopped i started losing weight and
00:35:18.780
then i started doing cardio and i lost even more and it's like no no no same with like the trans
00:35:24.020
people where it's like oh i i transitioned it was a mistake i'm detransitioning and it's like
00:35:28.000
we don't want to hear from you you're done now yeah you just want to highlight the people that are in
00:35:32.360
the peak of their bad spirals exactly yeah and i also i obviously make jokes be saying i'm fat i know
00:35:39.120
it's a joke i yeah you're skinny yeah you're skinny you're like hey i'm fat i know that but i
00:35:46.640
also can pretty much always bench 225 for 10 easy so it's like i know i'm fat i know when you get back
00:35:54.120
in the gym i'm going back to the gym but i can always bench 225 for 10 that ain't nothing yeah i
00:36:01.400
used to be able to do it a couple months ago i was doing it for 25 26 you got to get back to that
00:36:05.840
gotta get back to that and i've stopped working out for a couple months we moved whatever no
00:36:09.520
excuses now i'm probably doing 225 for 10 but we're gonna keep training that 225 for 25 to 30
00:36:15.280
you can't really that's copacoolic status yeah see you there yeah exactly well actually i won't i've
00:36:20.920
never done that yeah thanks um next abortion party freak yeah let's let her rip this is the cousin of
00:36:28.400
the marginalized fat lady yeah straight up though if i ever have to have an abortion you bet i'm gonna
00:36:35.320
have a fucking party i'm like gonna have like cupcakes of like aborted fetuses drawn on them
00:36:42.020
lots of snacks lots i'm gonna come up with some sort of cocktail and call it the aborted fetus
00:36:49.840
and me and all of my friends are just gonna hang out eat a bunch of yummy dead fetus sorry guys
00:36:56.660
no matter how much you beg or plead with her great old time she's pregnant with your baby
00:37:02.140
she's having an abortion and she's gonna have a party after no matter how much you plead no matter
00:37:07.600
how much you beg her not to she's gonna have the abortion guys sorry you wanna you wanna know the
00:37:13.140
funny thing that i just noticed about this huh she's sitting in a subway and she has a hair thing
00:37:18.500
a subway hair tie in that she's playing with she's filming this video at work talking about
00:37:24.820
abortions she's on break yeah talking about her fantasies of drinking uh an abortion drink yeah
00:37:30.420
so this is how she gets attention she doesn't get it from being smart or beautiful or being a chemist
00:37:36.100
or something nope she gets it from doing like shock value anti-god stuff yeah and it's bad because
00:37:42.360
if we had a debate like a taliban person they'd get us on this i would be like i agree with you on this
00:37:48.780
point i concede that point yeah the the women this woman and the milkers are wrong this woman is off
00:37:55.340
base this woman you're right mr taliban you're right on that one so so it's hard to win an argument
00:38:01.740
with the taliban because of people like this which is unfortunate for us yeah 100 all right final uh
00:38:08.140
video of cringe this is a long cringe of the week but i loved it yeah final video of cringe of the week
00:38:16.700
oh and he's writhing on the ground oh it's like a bad dream in front of everybody just watching you
00:38:32.820
like in pain in the center of like thousands of people and then his music is still playing in the
00:38:38.240
background for a while oh man that's rough you see that a lot performers uh and this is not our
00:38:44.080
usual cringe of the week yeah you're cringing from the this is cringe because you go oh that hurts
00:38:50.020
yeah but you see that all the time performers need stage awareness on like those falls they're
00:38:55.100
constantly on elevated platforms so i feel for you post malone i'm sorry that happened to you who put
00:38:58.800
that hole there that was bad poor design i would say very poor design all right that's our cringe of
00:39:03.940
the week this week that was a great one going into our next section our urban decay section uh so a
00:39:11.820
lot of people have seen this clip from urban decay it was the crazy guy in the mcdonald's who got into
00:39:16.440
a fight and then eventually took out an axe and started smashing up the mcdonald's yeah and almost
00:39:22.860
attacked people yeah threatened them menacingly at least and got in their faces and made them beg so
00:39:27.980
everyone's seen it it's playing here now uh it starts off with a punch he throws the first punch
00:39:33.580
yeah he throws the punch he throws the first punch he's like a crazy unhinged guy throws the first
00:39:39.020
punch the people start fighting back at him three guys are like punching him in the head trying to
00:39:44.400
knock him out he's not even defending yeah reasonable and he's like so messed up around drugs or drunk that
00:39:49.820
he just like takes the punches and like yeah see and then he goes and grabs an axe out of his bag
00:39:55.400
and he comes back here he starts smashing it up smashing the table
00:40:00.060
smashes the glass in front of everybody everyone's freaking out and then here's what's crazy he got
00:40:08.360
arrested for this and he got released immediately no bail no bail and now people in the news are
00:40:15.400
interviewing him and saying he's the victim check out this interview
00:40:18.780
michael palacio tells me he has zero regrets for doing this friday morning most important thing is
00:40:27.000
don't be afraid to defend yourself michael tells me things went south at this mcdonald's on delancey
00:40:32.260
street after security guard ignored his request to use the bathroom he maintains words were exchanged
00:40:38.240
with the customer then things escalated michael he admits he had been drinking threw a punch there
00:40:44.080
was plenty of pushing and shoving with three men who then turned on him video shows michael on the
00:40:49.800
receiving end of so there he is getting hit and they're trying to make it like he's the victim he
00:40:57.120
was getting hit then he took his axe out to defend himself and baller alert who we've covered in the
00:41:02.560
past they posted this whole thing mcdonald's axe man said he was the one defending himself when he pulled
00:41:08.920
out a weapon which is interesting and everyone's pretending that he's the victim and he was just doing
00:41:14.060
self-defense which makes me wonder what about this part when you get into the girl's face and slam
00:41:20.620
the table right in front of her and you're a foot away yelling in her face and it's pure intimidation
00:41:25.140
with someone who doesn't have a weapon yeah and it's a girl is that part of the self-defense too
00:41:30.020
so now everyone's jumping to defend this guy and it's like he was like a drugged out drunk whatever
00:41:34.800
street rat adjacent person with a weapon he's got those giant ears with the holes in them yeah but
00:41:39.920
now he's the victim and he's saying that you know don't be afraid to defend yourself
00:41:43.740
and uh the the interesting phrase is zero regrets zero yeah you couldn't you don't regret not
00:41:51.120
de-escalating the situation you don't regret maybe going to a different restaurant you know
00:41:55.260
or something like that you don't regret the all the vandalism you did you know it's just kind of
00:42:00.640
like that that mentality like i can do no wrong whatever happened happened i was angry yeah i was
00:42:06.280
hulk you know he he couldn't control himself he snapped and it's like if yeah if it was about
00:42:11.500
self-defense the whole thing was about self-defense and something happened first of all out of the
00:42:15.520
mcdonald you leave yeah here's him like going and trying to get in they're trying to hold him back
00:42:20.620
before any punches were thrown there was a nice 30 second hatchet grabbing too right oh yeah exactly
00:42:25.740
went into his bag to grab his hatchet he wasn't being attacked he could have just left yeah here's
00:42:29.660
him trying to get in to go fight he could have just left and then he eventually throws the first punch
00:42:35.080
so this guy is the victim after all that and everyone else just stands around those guys try
00:42:40.100
to stop him but people just you know stand around you could have if this was in texas oh someone could
00:42:45.740
easily someone can just go even in new york he was wielding a hatchet officer i had to i was fear for
00:42:51.680
my life i fear for my life yeah he does it like an old timer like where you brace it he just goes
00:42:58.820
100 could have yeah and that would have been real self-defense uh but i guess people just stand
00:43:05.300
around now uh there's a chick-fil-a worker this is from last week but we didn't get to cover it
00:43:09.440
yeah chick-fil-a worker wrestles a thief to the ground this guy tried to steal from a lady
00:43:13.700
yep he tried to carjack this woman and her baby and her baby and then the well he wanted to take the
00:43:19.540
car the woman was with her baby so chick-fil-a workers he gets him in a guillotine
00:43:24.480
he's going hard and this is kind of like a he starts the fire he doesn't do nothing and then
00:43:33.360
everyone swarms right yeah but even when everyone swarms it's like not enough support really people
00:43:39.200
are like scared people are unsure people don't jump in like in 1950 say 1950 a lady gets carjacked
00:43:47.440
with a baby in it i would say nine out of ten able-bodied men in that area run over swarm beat
00:43:54.300
the guy up hold him down until the cops come 2022 one in 10 yeah one in 20 yeah the guy from chick-fil-a
00:44:02.060
it has everyone else kind of just like i don't know what happened or like what's going on call
00:44:06.640
the police who aren't gonna come yeah i wasn't positive everyone is just soft and they're scared
00:44:11.920
and they don't they don't want to like interact with certain people a certain way they don't know
00:44:17.440
what to do they're just kind of like oh everything kind of just happens i don't uh and it's the
00:44:23.180
it's like the opposite of what's needed i remember last week the guy who came and corrected the pit
00:44:27.560
bull attacking the clydesdale yeah that's the one in 10 one in 20 now whatever it is so we don't have
00:44:33.980
any um no no one wants to do the right thing anymore and it's also you can't blame them because if
00:44:39.920
you're in these like democrat cities and you go shoot the guy with the axe at the mcdonald's like
00:44:45.080
you're the george soros da is probably gonna get you in trouble yeah you're gonna have to
00:44:49.520
you you have a bail yeah you have bail so there's like so many things working against the people
00:44:54.840
it's like the institutions are against them so you can't do the right thing the food is against
00:44:59.660
them their testosterone's low no one works out the women are hoarse it's just like everything's
00:45:06.500
working around to make the men really really weak and then you kind of get like a litmus check
00:45:11.100
like margin call on how weak the men are when something like this happens and one person steps up
00:45:15.780
for sure it's very scary it's very scary uh next car show ko this is good yeah this is kind of an
00:45:23.920
update somebody sent me this because of how we talked about the previous car show and how much
00:45:28.340
of a nightmare scene it is where people will film you before helping you of course this is the next
00:45:45.420
so they come over check his pockets trying to rob him this guy goes to the pocket punch him in the
00:45:56.080
face and you you try to knock out the already knocked out guy that's it who is that guy the
00:46:03.060
fbi needs to find that guy it's like yeah we got exactly we got a we got a guy he's definitely a bad
00:46:08.640
guy here's him doing something bad in a moment of stress we need to do something good get him nope
00:46:14.360
like that's what i'm saying i don't even know what to say like that guy whatever he's up to he
00:46:20.200
shouldn't be there yeah he should be in prison or something like anybody who would do that to
00:46:24.080
someone yeah should be gone exactly next let's go to portland for the next one uh this is a little
00:46:30.000
bit of a drive-through on a street in portland we'll blur this i don't know if we can show this
00:46:35.340
we can't really show up we're gonna blur it because his butt's out but there's just a portland street
00:46:39.700
there's just a guy laying on the ground and he's shit everywhere like biohazard level just blown out
00:46:46.680
but and what people have to go walk to school go to work ride the bus and that's what's going on
00:46:53.760
on the streets last week we spoke about san francisco a little bit there was an we did a
00:46:58.060
bunch of stats there was an updated stat half of san francisco residents have been robbed in the last
00:47:03.160
five years robbed not surprised so great and then there was a little bit of update in uh la there was
00:47:11.620
a police dog uh that got brought to skid row they found a bunch of drugs they found 70k in cash
00:47:17.960
bunch of guns and they found 70k in cash 70k in cash i did not know that which is interesting
00:47:23.760
because if you're in that i used to live over there and you can go rob those guys and what find
00:47:27.340
cash yeah get the tent yeah all right this envelope of cash looks good um two pounds of fentanyl were
00:47:34.620
found as well uh two milligrams of fentanyl is enough to kill a person there's 453,592 milligrams
00:47:42.800
in a pound so times that by two and then divided by two the two pounds of fentanyl that were found
00:47:48.960
on skid row was enough to kill 453,592 people which is all from one tent in skid row one tent in
00:47:57.960
skid row enough fentanyl to kill almost half a million people wow so that's what's going on over
00:48:03.860
there no need to investigate yeah they're they're looking at january 6 boomers it's actually atf probably
00:48:09.960
but still but they're looking at january 6 boomers who got who walked in yeah who got ushered into
00:48:16.020
the capital they're going after simone gold who's a doctor yeah everyone else they're good to go no
00:48:22.140
one gets in trouble very crazy uh and then last second to last clip portland back to portland we
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got another portland so we did last week we covered the person who went in the other person's house the
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guy who was on the ground the guy woke up and there was like a homeless guy in his house
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yeah it's happened again yeah check this one out describes a disturbing encounter finding a stranger
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curled up in her 10 year old's bed tuesday smith says she was on her back deck when her dog started
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to go crazy the mother tells us she ignored them for a minute because no one rang the bell but ring cam
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video shows that's because the intruder walked right in smith says she decided to investigate when her
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dogs kept barking thinking it might have been a mouse but when i got close enough i realized it
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was a body and i thought it was my husband uh uh uh gail watch as she calls his name before realizing
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the person in bed is not her husband but a barefoot intruder smith says the woman then picked up an
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ottoman and chucked it at her before running away and while she tells us the home invader was later
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picked up by police she says her home was only the second of three to be hit by the suspect that day
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so they threw an ottoman at you then the cops picked him up they've been doing this the person's
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probably back out on the streets already guaranteed so this is like the new trend now the homeless
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people just go in your house and then you call the cops and they don't come i guess they don't come
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and then in illinois they can't remove them right isn't that the rule they go that's kind of on you
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uh you don't have any weapons also hopefully because you're not allowed to get them so you
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can't defend yourself you can't call the cops you can't really remove them yeah that kind of it's
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kind of like a perfect storm for street rats doing whatever they want and taking over it's a good time
00:50:09.940
to be a street rat i don't think anybody's arguing with that yeah they're making it easy um and the
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funny thing to me is like this woman has a security camera set up clearly in her house and it's got a
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camera in her son's room um but the front door is unlocked yeah those days are over can't yeah
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yeah any town usa it's deadbolt town usa exactly it's done last clip of urban decay 18 year old
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killed for being a republican yeah so a 41 year old man named shannon brant confessed to a 9-1-1
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dispatcher that he killed 18 year old kayler ellingson due to a political dispute said he was a right
00:50:49.080
wing extremist and 18 year old kid right wing extremist 18 year old kid in north dakota ran him
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over this car killed him fled the scene fled the scene then made a call later and then got released
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on a 50k bail bond yeah 50k for killing an 18 year old and he had some quote that was like oh you know
00:51:07.560
i'm really concerned about my family and my job and all this and i have all this that's why i need bail
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it's like then why'd you kill a kid over a political is i think that's is that um is that
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white privilege when you kill somebody and get let out in the same day for not a huge amount of bail
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and you kill a teenager and no one cares i guess i don't know some sort of privilege is some sort of
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privilege there if you're gonna make a case it's here but um yeah and as we've seen like what what
00:51:33.660
news networks do you think this guy watches yeah msnbc and he's loves madman loves mad out he loves
00:51:40.080
rachel he goes oh she's just like one of the guys dash yeah now so i mean dash joe biden's speech a
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couple weeks ago with the red in the background stuff like that like feeds the people where they
00:51:53.600
see it on rachel maddow they see it on don lemon they see it in the dash jabrowski's of the world
00:51:57.780
and then when you hear the president say the maga extremists and whatever it's kind of like oh shoot
00:52:03.520
like it's all true yeah like the president like activate stand back and stand by but the other way
00:52:09.260
yeah and then regardless too it's like even if this like what are you doing you're a 41 year old
00:52:15.340
guy arguing with a teenager and then you're and then you can't control yourself oh he's a maga
00:52:20.760
extremist they're gonna be on my side after i took care of this extremist i'll tell the 911 dispatcher
00:52:26.160
but it's like dude you can't walk away and now this kid who had a bright future and uh you know
00:52:32.920
parents who loved him and stuff is dead now because your your brain doesn't work that good
00:52:38.680
because you're a loser got tricked yeah you got tricked by joe biden and the bail is 50k which
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seems a little light january 6 people who walked around the capitol probably have hundreds of
00:52:50.020
thousands of dollars in bail yeah they're just in solitary they're in solitary they're locked up
00:52:54.520
they're no bail for two years yeah for trespassing but then this guy huh let him back out yep and
00:53:00.500
north dakota too i always like to point out what states this is happening in what's her name doing
00:53:04.860
christy noem yeah i think she's south dakota close enough christy make a hop over fucking call i think
00:53:12.280
she had back surgery and she's like out of commission okay um but anyway that that's the
00:53:16.960
point it's like north dakota all you know trans drag story hour in iowa the nebraska louisville
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you know it's all over the place now and uh no one's safe from these lunatics yeah for real all
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right let's not get too depressed let's not get too down do not fret we are coming into our uplifting
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gold section first clip of uplifting gold uh alabama cake guy this is not uplifting
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guy loves alabama got an alabama cake the cake insides are the opposing team's colors
00:53:56.340
smash cake smash cake he really guy loves alabama i don't think that's uplifting at all it's like
00:54:07.500
the wife was doing a bit on him yeah and he ruined the cake now no one has cake because he likes alabama
00:54:14.520
so much too much can't eat purple and yellow that's lsu color can't eat purple and yellow cake
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he didn't even think about it he just went double hand slapped down cakes were gone yeah that's pretty
00:54:27.040
that's pretty interesting uh next the shark is being tracked what does it say yeah i'll post an image up
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there but uh basically it's one of these big sharks uh 1400 pounds 13 foot great white shark has been
00:54:40.380
cruising around the florida coast has inadvertently drawn a picture of himself using his tracking path
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so yeah shark shark drives around made shark picture he's a shark looks like a shark looks like a shark
00:54:54.440
that's cool anything else dad shark made shark picture okay he had to build the body that's good
00:55:02.280
he goes out pretty far yeah he had to build his his stomach yeah he built the fin shark makes shark
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picture that's good that's it that's it for me oh yeah i don't know i think he used all his energy
00:55:17.140
on an earlier bit yeah i hope it doesn't i hope that's not like a recurring theme where i get to
00:55:21.440
uplifting gold and i'm just you're quit you're out of stuff no i have everything written down yeah i have
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great i have great stuff next the walmart customer needs help this will prove to you i'm
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attention walmart associates there's customer assistance needed in the electronics department
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i am the customer that needs the assistance thank you very much there's customer assistance needed in
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the whatever department i am the customer that's pretty good if you guys do this and you promote
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and you plug the podcast if you go to a walmart or a kmart or a target and you get on the i don't
00:56:08.100
think this is illegal right and you get and you get on the phone and you do an announcement
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handsomely rewarded handsomely rewarded for that uh next the lady gaga security
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and then he realizes that's not lady gaga that's just a drag queen
00:56:49.260
so the security guard was protecting this what he thought was lady gaga but it was just some drag
00:56:55.840
queen in the full outfit that's good stuff that's good uplifting gold not necessarily a great look for
00:57:01.500
lady gaga not a good look for her a drag queen could uh that's come in and replicate it so closely
00:57:08.220
exactly but if you said to her hey lady gaga this drag queen looks like you she'd go yeah
00:57:14.140
he does we all look alike like that's good like she wouldn't be like oh i look like a man dressed
00:57:19.000
as a woman caricature she'd be like yeah like it all looks the same this still frame right here could
00:57:24.440
basically be a meme too yeah i think i just go what the and it's like where is what does that mean
00:57:29.340
where's lady gaga like she's getting swarmed in the back she's done yeah i can't imagine lady gaga
00:57:35.020
actually walks through a crowd like this ever he probably saw and was like damn i gotta protect lady gaga
00:57:40.580
yeah it's just me 40 fans so good um next spider-man car girl yeah this this is truly uplifting
00:57:49.380
interesting i would say it's not a little bit of a crackhead scene outside of a uh gas station
00:57:57.060
can't there's spider-man music playing that we can't play because of copyright reasons bam
00:58:01.580
she's spider-man she just lands it spider-woman look at that
00:58:10.140
that's good stuff that's a spider-man yeah that was one jump up dude um crackhead strength or you
00:58:21.140
think that's just a regular person i think that's like a girl who did like track in high school or
00:58:24.940
okay okay that's like the long jump she's trying to just spider-man i wish the video went longer
00:58:31.320
because i'd love to see the result me too last clip uplifting gold truly uplifting stuff here
00:58:37.180
let's end on a nice high note this is not a bit girl fixes the fence with her dad
00:59:08.360
isn't that nice and she built the fence with her dad to keep the animals they have in that they're
00:59:32.000
living off the land with never gave up never gave up help from dad has a little outfit has a little
00:59:38.540
outfit takes care of the animals i think it's an electric fence so you have to shock the animals
00:59:43.120
if they try and get out a little bit of hard lesson there yeah only when they try you know just keep
00:59:47.960
them honest yep and that's it that's the end of uplifting gold all right isn't that nice that's fair
00:59:54.120
anything else we forgot to talk about we're at the end of the episode
00:59:56.520
no should we circle back on what to that ontario teacher again get a few more reps in you can't
01:00:04.480
help yourself people people have been dming me like this is the podcast is going to be insufferable
01:00:08.620
all you're going to do is talk about this big titan teacher you haven't slept in like three days from
01:00:13.420
this yeah yeah yeah it's affecting all my relationships i'm telling you man i walked in i was in the bathroom
01:00:19.580
and i came downstairs and so he rapidly didn't know i was even like around and i walk in the room and
01:00:26.740
he's going like this and i'm like what are you doing and he's like oh uh he's like oh it's like
01:00:34.500
the the macarena but he was going and he's going the macarena no man hey this for real the macarena i am
01:00:42.660
excited to see what happens with this because if this school board ends up stand by standing by this
01:00:47.820
person then we've lost it we've lost the you know any ground we've ever gained in our lives you know
01:00:53.860
yeah there's no adult all the way up the food chain uh principal vice principal fat hr lady you know
01:01:01.220
obviously she wasn't going to help anybody uh superintendent then the district superintendent
01:01:06.800
and everyone goes our hands are tied yeah he's good he's shop teacher's good so i mean it's just a
01:01:13.740
crazy case study in uh modern day lunacy and if they were to fire him for the the giant cans
01:01:19.260
george soros lawyers would come circling and make it like a civil rights thing and completely ruin
01:01:27.720
everything speaking of george soros you know you saw the headline about the illegal immigrants that
01:01:32.520
desantis shipped to martha's vineyard are suing uh desantis that has to guaranteed be george soros right
01:01:38.860
or an organization that he started that is like we'll step in we're suing for you none of those
01:01:44.100
guys that's what i'm saying actually my 14th amendment so that was exactly so that was one
01:01:48.620
of like i think the biggest examples of like this is where they backstop you this is where they step in
01:01:53.560
and they just make it try to make it harder for desantis or whatever nothing organic nothing real
01:01:58.280
organic nothing about like your civil rights it's just like oh we have a way to manipulate the system
01:02:03.420
and manipulate the rules in place to and if peel for the to p you know to help this guy and if i throw
01:02:08.400
six million at it it'll probably clog up the system for a while exactly so that's what happens that's
01:02:13.560
what we're up against that's people are trying to do to us uh and i don't know i don't have much
01:02:18.980
advice about how to fight back against that except for just control what you can keep it 100 have a
01:02:23.740
family recognize it and then uh if you're a lawyer stand up against it fight against it do some pro bono
01:02:29.020
work against a george soros type yeah these things these problems are so much bigger than a lot of like
01:02:34.220
the individual people that fit we that are watching the show and like the things that they see but it's
01:02:39.760
like if there's ever something in your life where there is like an unjust thing a thing doesn't make
01:02:44.300
sense doesn't look right i think it's like you have to stand up to that that's what people can do
01:02:49.000
exactly don't worry about george soros don't worry about the guy at the huge cans don't worry about
01:02:52.560
martha's vineyard illegal immigrants suing like you can't really fight against that but if there's
01:02:57.320
something in your district where they're trying to put a weird book in the school or a teacher who's
01:03:01.140
creepy or whatever you have to fight those fights fight your battles on a small level and if
01:03:07.400
everyone's in the mood to fight in a small level then they don't have the grassroots and that's a
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it's a bigger thing to go up against if you're the bad guys absolutely 100 another episode another
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