Fleccas Talks Podcast - November 25, 2022


EPISODE 059 SECOND HAND CRACK SMOKE | TWERKING ON THE COPS | WHITE PRIVILEGE EXPLAINED | RATBOY DATING TAYLOR SWIFT


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Today on the show, a high school football player lost his scholarship because he sang along to a rap song that used the N-word, and people inhaled secondhand crack smoke. In this week s Urban Decay, we ll tell you why the subway is not for everyone, and why I m pro-crime bill. And, last but not least, we have a HAPPY THANKSGIVING WHO CARES!

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00:00:00.000 All right. Welcome back to Fluggist Talks, a podcast episode 59. Today on the show,
00:00:04.700 a high school football player lost his scholarship because he sang along to a rap song that used the
00:00:09.280 N-word. We'll decide if that's racist or not. People inhaled secondhand crack smoke in this
00:00:14.320 week's Urban Decay. We'll tell you why the subway is not for everyone and why I'm pro-crime bill.
00:00:19.720 And last but not least, we have a glad that's not me section in this week's housekeeping.
00:00:24.960 All this and more. It's Fluggist Talks, a podcast episode 59. Ranked the best new podcast of all
00:00:29.500 time. Because words are just words until action actually starts. And actions speak louder than
00:00:36.820 words. But at the same time, words speak louder than words because sometimes it's the right thing
00:00:41.660 to do. Lyrical. Lyrical. Lyrical. Lyrical. Lyrical. Lyrical. Lyrical. Lyrical. It's Fluggist Talks,
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00:02:15.320 important housekeeping this week. As always, we're going to start the show with things causing heart
00:02:20.080 attacks and blood clots. This week, shoveling snow. Yeah. It says shovel smart. Shoveling heavy,
00:02:27.840 wet snow can cause back injuries and heart attacks. So sometimes they're real things. Yeah. This one is
00:02:33.780 like I was going to say that old people die from this all the time. Yeah. And I'm sure the numbers are
00:02:38.080 like 100, 120 every year. It's like, you know, 150. And then in 2022, for some reason, it's going to be
00:02:45.560 2,600. Shattering the record. Yeah. 4,000 for some reason. Yeah. Who knows why. Just it was a snowy
00:02:51.540 season, guys. We couldn't do anything about it. A lot of things causing heart attacks and blood
00:02:56.000 clots. Also, pilots have been having heart problems too lately. Yeah. This headline says pilot dies
00:03:01.540 suddenly after collapsing shortly after takeoff from Chicago airport. So that's kind of the worst time
00:03:06.820 you could possibly die as a pilot shortly after takeoff, like getting squirrely up there. You're
00:03:11.320 not even at 30,000 feet yet. Yeah. Not good. Dies suddenly is something we've been seeing a lot
00:03:16.380 lately. And that documentary came out, right? Dies suddenly or died suddenly. Exactly. Something
00:03:21.460 you definitely want to check out. And then also unrelated to the pilot who had a heart attack while
00:03:26.860 flying, airlines are now moving to have one pilot, not two in cost cutting solution. So no backup,
00:03:35.700 no backup. If you have a heart problem because you were forced to get the Maxine. Now a lot more
00:03:41.500 people are going to die from the Maxine when we have a lot of plane crashes. I think not in the
00:03:45.800 way you think they're not blood clots. It's just a body splat at the end of a long thing. Well,
00:03:50.820 my thing is if it's one pilot, then don't we need like a camera on the pilot the whole time?
00:03:56.040 Don't we need someone watching and being like, okay, he's still good. He's checking in his vitals
00:04:00.000 or something like you can't just risk it. We kind of need a next man up situation too.
00:04:04.220 Absolutely. So I don't really understand how that's going to work. Obviously a lot of the
00:04:07.960 pilots were forced to get the Maxine. So I don't think they're off the list for people who could
00:04:13.480 have heart problems in air. Definitely not. Unfortunately. All right. Welcome to the show.
00:04:18.740 We might have some new listeners. It's the holidays. People are off from work. How hopefully everyone
00:04:22.880 had a nice Thanksgiving. Maybe you're not a fan of Fleck's talks or don't know much about me or the show
00:04:27.720 or Richard Ratboy, my right-hand man. It's a very fun show. It's not even that political. Look,
00:04:33.840 three-legged dog walking like a person. See, didn't even mention Joe Biden being a Muppet or
00:04:39.080 John Fetterman's neck or the fact that pedophiles are enslaving us and making us debt slaves. We 0.98
00:04:46.120 haven't mentioned anything like that. It's just good old fashioned fun. I was thinking when it comes
00:04:51.660 to making fun of the fact that John Fetterman got elected as a person with a massive brain problem,
00:04:57.180 there's like a little bit of an upside there. He doesn't even know we're really making fun of
00:05:02.900 him. That's true. He just shows up and it's like, hey, John, do the TikTok. We're going to post this
00:05:07.960 TikTok. And he doesn't know how bad it turns out. Exactly. So when we make fun of him, the only way
00:05:13.440 he'd find out is if one of his aides typed it into his machine and then he read it. And then if you're
00:05:18.720 doing that, why would you do that? So true. He's impervious to criticism. He's done.
00:05:23.680 Why would you do something like that? Why would you type it into his box and tell him what's going
00:05:27.040 on? Let's not. All right. Let's get into some of the action. Joe Biden had a pretty bad turkey
00:05:32.620 gaffe the other day. Yeah. Doing his presidential turkey pardon. Yeah. Let it rip. Let it rip.
00:05:47.260 God love you. Nine and a half million turkeys. I'll tell you what, it's like some of the countries
00:05:53.700 I've been to. It's like some of the countries I've been to. So usually with Joe Biden, you can
00:06:00.140 kind of ballpark what he's trying to say from the foothills of the Himalayas. Three words made in
00:06:06.740 America. You know, the thing. Two words, right? Did he say two words? He said two words, but it was
00:06:11.540 three words, you know, and then, uh, you know, the thing we kind of knew the thing. Yeah. He's not
00:06:16.620 wrong. He's not totally off. We knew the thing kind of in the, you know, the thing situation,
00:06:20.980 this one, I truly don't know what he was trying to say. Yeah. Either he's been to a country with
00:06:26.120 about 9.5 million people, or he's calling a smaller countries filled with turkeys. He's calling 0.97
00:06:31.480 their people turkeys. Or he's been to 9.5 million countries is like a joke for how much he travels. 0.93
00:06:36.700 But I, I don't, I don't fully get that one. And you know how far off he is with how quick the
00:06:42.120 anyway comes afterwards. You know, he's like, Oh, it's getting squirrely. And then the anyway comes
00:06:47.420 out. So yeah, it's, that's his tell, that's his tip. Like his, uh, his tell. And then his,
00:06:52.620 in the audience is obviously on his side. So no matter what he says, everyone's going, ha ha ha.
00:06:56.360 Yeah. Ha ha ha. Everything's fine. Uh, so yeah, I don't know what he was trying to say with that one.
00:07:01.700 Uh, but let's get out of the politics stuff and get into some important things. Uh, Richard
00:07:05.480 rap boy and Taylor Swift are dating. Yeah. Someone sent me this. They said, uh,
00:07:10.520 yeah, my lookalike. New doppelganger just dropped. Yeah. And I'm, I'm slightly more fit than him.
00:07:15.420 I would say I'm probably a little wealthier too. I come from family money that he probably doesn't
00:07:19.940 have because otherwise, you know, he'd be dating someone prettier, but good to know what my range
00:07:24.520 is, I guess. Yeah. Taylor Swift is the, pretty much the end of the spectrum for you. Exactly.
00:07:29.720 The top end, the top. Anything within Taylor Swift is achievable. Yeah, exactly. As long as I get
00:07:34.640 this dusty, uh, goatee look shaved up. Yeah. I need to update the facial. That looks good.
00:07:39.600 Congratulations on your new psycho girlfriend. Thank you. Uh, next really quick, uh, 67 pound 1.00
00:07:44.960 goldfish got caught. Yeah. This should be an uplifting gold. I would argue, uh, fisherman
00:07:49.960 lands whopping 67 pound goldfish may break world record. It was sheer luck. Look at that. So if you
00:07:56.240 guys have goldfish and you didn't realize goldfish have that dog in them. Yeah. Goldfish got that dog
00:08:01.560 in them. There's no, uh, governor on them. Yeah. If they get out there and the conditions are good,
00:08:06.240 they can keep going for like basically ever. And I bet there's a situation where they're in a tank and
00:08:10.480 they know how small the tank is and it doesn't do them any good to grow and, you know, suffocate
00:08:15.180 themselves. So they know, but when you let them out in the wild, all systems go full throttle.
00:08:20.160 Get into a lagoon with no natural predators and a high oxygen count. You're, you're done off to the
00:08:25.080 races. And I've, I've seen that in my life. Like, uh, I had a golf course. I used to caddy
00:08:29.700 and they had, uh, like a multiple goldfish that were just released and they were like the size
00:08:34.920 of bass basically. So I, I know they're capable. I didn't know they were this capable. So they got
00:08:40.040 that dog in them. Goldfish got that dog in them confirmed. All right. Next, we have a very
00:08:44.420 important housekeeping. It's almost like a double dose of housekeeping. Uh, if you're ever driving
00:08:48.460 in a boat, this is how you tell if you're on a collision course or not. This is just important
00:08:52.340 info. I think everyone should kind of have illustrate how, you know, when you're on a collision course
00:08:56.860 with another vessel. If you look at this boat we have here, you can see quite clearly he's
00:09:01.600 moving relative to the background. He's overtaking that white little tower block now. So therefore 0.99
00:09:06.580 we are not on a collision course. He's moving relative to building at this current rate, he's
00:09:11.060 going to overtake me and pass it from to my bow. But if I accelerate and I'm going to get
00:09:16.620 him stationary on the land as he is now, he's now stationary on the land. That means we're
00:09:22.080 on a collision course. And in fact, he needs to give way because I'm on his starboard side.
00:09:27.900 Now, if I continue to accelerate, you will notice that the land once again moves relative
00:09:33.320 to his background and we're no longer on a collision course. That's how you tell if you're
00:09:37.860 on a collision course. That's pretty good. That's good intel. I can't lie. I mean, you
00:09:42.380 know, that's good info. It's good to know. And then it's good to know if you're going the
00:09:45.860 same speed that he's got a yield because you're on the starboard side. I'm looking to apply
00:09:50.740 this as soon as possible. But unfortunately I have no boat slip. I have no time recently,
00:09:55.460 nothing on the clock. So it's just good info to have. Yeah. All right. Moving on. We did
00:10:00.460 a little bit of a MTV crib style thing. People want to see what my house looks like, where
00:10:07.240 I live and what it's like. Hey guys, it's Fleckis. Welcome to my crib. All right. Yeah. That's
00:10:18.980 where I live. That's what it's like here. It's very salty. It's a factory. We got people
00:10:24.480 working around the clock in the gyro production plant. A lot of hair nets. A lot of hair nets 1.00
00:10:29.860 weird like this. Schizo beard. A lot of hair nets. All right. I, for Thanksgiving, obviously
00:10:36.980 we want to share the wealth. I was trying to give Jerry some treats and I Googled, can
00:10:41.800 dogs eat pumpkin pie? And like always, no, you can't feed a dog that go get him sick.
00:10:47.940 It's going to kill him. Oh no. Dogs can't eat pumpkin pie. Oh, so bad. All these things.
00:10:52.680 So then it's like everything you Google, if you're trying to give a dog a treat, everyone
00:10:56.180 will say, no, it's bad. It's going to give him stomach problems. It's going to kill him.
00:10:59.400 It's poisonous. So now I have to search what happens if a dog eats pumpkin pie. Very distinct
00:11:05.580 from can a dog eat pumpkin pie? Like show me the consequences that I'll make the decision.
00:11:09.460 Right. Because I mean, basically we've done this a lot of times with Googling what the
00:11:13.200 dog can eat and it never, it never says, yeah, let them rip. But they eat human food
00:11:17.320 all the time. Right? Yeah, exactly. They do eat human food all the time. So now I'm on
00:11:21.840 this thing where I can't ever feed the dog fun stuff. Cause if I look it up, it's always
00:11:25.580 like, that's poisonous. Don't do it. So I looked up what happens if the dog eats pumpkin
00:11:29.860 pie and it could have, you could get upset stomach. It's not a big deal. Dog likes pumpkin
00:11:34.480 pie. Leading to an upset stomach or abdominal pain. Let him eat. That's what happens. You type
00:11:38.980 in what happens if I eat pumpkin pie? It's like, Oh, same thing. Exactly. Borderline
00:11:42.780 upset stomach. Everyone eats to the point. They feel sick at Thanksgiving. So Jerry's
00:11:47.440 in the club. He's joining us in that journey. All right. We're still in housekeeping. We
00:11:51.840 have actually a little bonus piece of housekeeping. Big Ed, I got a cameo for Richard Rappoy from
00:11:58.340 Big Ed and he kind of botched it. But before we get there, we have a glad that's not me
00:12:03.300 section. I found two clips this week that I watched and we're just, I was just like,
00:12:08.140 wow, I am very happy. That's not me. The first one is the hay hole abyss.
00:12:14.320 Yep. This is something you should never do.
00:12:20.740 He's gone. Oh my God. What now you're dead. You got to assume that was like a bit and hopefully
00:12:26.880 there's an exit route and they're playing a prank on us. But yeah, I would not recommend
00:12:30.680 playing the hay barrels. And then next is a tough start to this guy's day. He comes
00:12:36.300 out and has a little bit of a slip. Double slip. All the way in. Into the cellar. Concrete
00:12:42.540 stairs. Done. Tough start to the day. Yeah. Well, that's why these are in the glad that's
00:12:48.320 not me section. Anything else? No, that's it. No commentary. Just happy that wasn't me.
00:12:53.360 Yeah. That's the whole point of that part of housekeeping. All right. Good section.
00:12:56.520 Um, we are moving on. I got Richard Rapboy a cameo from Big Ed. Uh, Richard Rapboy hasn't
00:13:04.360 seen it. I included some little Rob Smith Easter eggs and stuff like that. Kind of gave
00:13:10.520 him a script and here's what we got. Oh my goodness gracious. Richard, what's happening?
00:13:16.000 Hey, Dick. Dick. Listen, Richard Austin, what a cool name. Um, not to mention anyways, wanting 0.99
00:13:22.780 me to stop by big guy and wish you a happy Thanksgiving. And I'm here to wish you a happy
00:13:27.720 Thanksgiving, a Merry Christmas and a happy new year. Listen, I hear the show's going
00:13:32.440 great. I hear that, um, that, um, that list for Rob Smith keeps growing. So keep up the
00:13:38.920 good work you guys. And I want to thank both of you, um, for the last time for being so amazing,
00:13:44.840 for being my biggest fans ever. Um, I'm just wrapped up filming with TLC, probably going to
00:13:50.520 do another show, but the best part of my dad, Richard is doing these shout outs. And I hope
00:13:55.600 Richard Dick, I'm just kidding. It's the best part of yours. I love you, buddy. God bless
00:13:59.820 you. Uh, take care. These reality TV stars think they know better. I gave him a, he went
00:14:05.520 off script. It went completely off script. He botched the Rob Smith pronunciation. He said
00:14:10.200 Rob Smith's. Yeah. Smith's. Yeah. You don't, you don't disrespect Rob on this show. You
00:14:16.600 completely botched it. Big Ed. I gave him a tight script basically just to read. And he started going
00:14:22.320 off about how we're his biggest fans. Nobody, I'm not, nobody said that Ed. So the script I gave him
00:14:28.360 said, my friend Richard is a big 90 day fan. I guess that's where he got that from. But then I
00:14:33.540 said, can you say, and I gave him the script and that's what I'm looking for. I need you to hit your
00:14:37.500 lines. Hi, Richard. Just wishing you a happy Thanksgiving. Good work on the show. And I'm happy
00:14:42.660 to hear the list of Rob Smith's keeps growing. He's going to need another cabana soon. And then
00:14:48.020 in the tune of jingle bell rock, instead of jingle bell, jingle bell, jingle bell rock. Can you sing
00:14:53.120 it's about, it's about, it's about Rob? It's totally reasonable. Totally reasonable. He did not
00:14:59.420 mention the cabana at all. We have a list of Rob Smith's, obviously the main Rob Smith who we're
00:15:04.600 obsessed with. Uh, and then we have other Rob Smith's, uh, Chinese donut boy has a friend in New
00:15:09.580 Orleans named Rob Smith. There's a cartoonist named Rob Smith. Uh, there was an Uber driver
00:15:14.660 we had named Rob Smith and his son was named Rob Smith Jr. Uh, when we were in St. Petersburg,
00:15:20.060 there was Burt Smith, uh, Toyota, a car dealership, Burt Smith, Rob Burt Smith. So we can't get away
00:15:26.720 with it. And we just keep growing the list. He barely even mentioned that Rob's going to need
00:15:31.100 another cabana soon. Cause if you have a lot of Rob Smith's, you're not going to have one
00:15:35.120 cabana for the party. You're not too, you need a credit card. You need a second card down.
00:15:38.880 You have to pay in full before the cabana is rented. Otherwise, why would they hold it for
00:15:43.500 you? Yeah, exactly. So I don't know. I, I tried to do the jingle bell rock. It's about, it's about,
00:15:49.820 it's about Rob. It's about Rob all day. Like that was the vision. And I guess he didn't understand
00:15:55.980 the prompt and just kind of riffed and did some slapstick instead. Called me Dick twice. Like what 0.81
00:16:00.920 if I was offended by that? Yeah. It's Richard. Um, and so this is our second cameo for some of
00:16:07.360 the OG followers. We did the other, the great Kali cameo. You remember that? That one was a
00:16:11.920 little more of a language issue. That was a language barrier pronunciation, a giant, giant
00:16:16.700 syndrome. Like he talks like in a different way than normal people do. So that's a little
00:16:20.700 more leeway, but so far we're kind of over two on getting what was the great Kali's main
00:16:25.060 line. Fuck us. Fuck us podcast. Like podcast. Well, we said, yeah, we said, thank you for 1.00
00:16:30.220 listening to Fleck us talks, the podcast, the best new podcast of all time or something
00:16:33.520 like that. But he goes, thank you. Fleck us podcast. And then he did the same thing. Such
00:16:40.140 big fans of me. And it's like, can you hit the lines? Can you just read what I wrote?
00:16:44.720 It's like, you just hit the lines. The reality, the reality actors think they need to spruce it
00:16:50.000 up and think they know best. I gave you a pretty tight list. You didn't mention the cabana
00:16:54.300 and you didn't do the song. So right on, bro. So much. I think here.
00:17:01.880 Oh man. Right on, bro. R O B. So much. I think here. S M I T H. Yeah. Can't get away 1.00
00:17:07.600 from it. I know. All right. Well, that's the end of housekeeping. Before we get into cringe
00:17:11.340 of the week, we have a special announcement. Ding, ding, ding. We have a Black Friday announcement.
00:17:17.740 Guys, are you looking for a gift for the person in your life who thinks Joe Biden's a clown? 0.97
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00:17:32.680 Crenshaw action figure, which is the rhino with the eye patch. We have the Hillary Clinton receptacle
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00:17:49.840 soldier is my absolute favorite. It's a dog face with horse hooves and a military outfit,
00:17:56.360 which was, I guess, what Joe Biden was talking about that time when he called someone a... 1.00
00:18:00.360 You're a lying dog-faced pony soldier. You said you were. 1.00
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00:18:16.600 before it's too late. FleckusToys.com. Let's head into Cringe of the Week.
00:18:26.520 All right. Cringe of the Week. Our first part of Cringe of the Week is a big story. There was a high
00:18:32.540 school quarterback, a white kid who was singing in a Snapchat or an Instagram story. He was singing
00:18:39.700 along to a rap song and mouthed the N-word. And now he lost his scholarship.
00:18:44.840 Yep. It said Marcus Stokes, one of the best high school football players in the country,
00:18:48.240 had his Florida scholarship offer pulled this weekend after he was seen on video rapping the
00:18:52.520 N-word. So Florida, this guy's like a top QB, white kid, obviously. And Florida, good school,
00:19:00.080 SEC. Didn't Aaron Rodriguez go there? Is that his name? Aaron Hernandez. Aaron Hernandez,
00:19:05.780 the guy who killed people? And he killed someone at Florida, I think. And that got tied to him
00:19:11.480 later after they found the second killing. Yeah, yeah, yeah. And it's like a game of telephone.
00:19:16.120 By the time it gets to Rachel Maddow, it's like, white high school quarterback offered scholarship
00:19:21.100 for saying N-word. This is systemic racism in America. And this is what happens. So obviously in
00:19:26.700 this case, you should never apologize because the people you apologize to have already made up 1.00
00:19:30.520 their mind that you're a horrible, racist, white privileged kid and they want to destroy you. 0.98
00:19:34.680 And then when you apologize for something that isn't even that big of a deal, now the people 1.00
00:19:39.020 that would have supported you kind of just see you as a bitch boy. Yeah. Dude, I go back and forth on 1.00
00:19:43.560 that because he has to release some sort of statement. Like he's trying to get another scholarship,
00:19:46.880 right? Yeah. And some other school like West Virginia or somebody who's like a tear down is going
00:19:51.400 to get a nice recruit now. So shout out to the, whatever school he ends up in. That's true. You
00:19:56.120 pick up, that's a good quarterback to pick up because people were scared to touch him. It's not
00:19:59.460 because he's performing poorly or not a good player. He's good on the field. He's bad on Snapchat.
00:20:04.380 He's just a little insensitive. Yeah. And so, I mean, this is just like such a weird scenario where
00:20:10.060 it's like, okay, uh, that song can play in the Florida Gators locker room. Everyone can sing along to
00:20:16.800 it. It's just about how white people engage with the song. 6ix9ine, that Puerto Rican rapper,
00:20:22.520 he says, he says it all day. But the white kid, the white high schooler who like his frontal lobe 0.71
00:20:29.560 isn't even fully developed. He can't sing along to the song. Yeah. So it's kind of like a, just get
00:20:33.820 back in line scenario. It's not like anyone was hurt. It's just like you stepped out of line,
00:20:38.060 white teenager, get back, lose your privilege, lose your stuff and get back in line. Should I read 0.96
00:20:44.280 this, uh, anomaly? Of course. Anomaly had a good take. I saw on Twitter, had to screenshot it.
00:20:48.760 If white people in America weren't so defeated and subservient, they would stop listening to music 0.94
00:20:53.040 that they're not even welcome to sing along to. It's getting pathetic. It's very true. And it's 1.00
00:20:57.700 all about power. 70, what? 75% of the Florida team can sing it. Oh yeah. Yeah. They're allowed to
00:21:03.740 sing it. So it's not even like it's a full no, no word. Imagine Florida in the locker room,
00:21:08.180 like after a big win, like yo, like dun, dun, dun, dun. Like Kanye starts playing and then like,
00:21:13.700 they're all singing it. And then they look around at who's mouthing what they start policing it. It's
00:21:18.000 like, guys, relax. It's a song. It, it, it already said it already got said it was already recorded.
00:21:24.360 It's playing at like 30 decibels. Yeah. Is the word bad or not? Yeah. And obviously no it,
00:21:30.220 well, it's theirs. It's their word, but, uh, it's, it's now just becoming a mechanism for
00:21:34.900 subservient whites, you know? Yeah, exactly. Nice little way to cancel people and to flip the totem pole, 1.00
00:21:41.100 I guess. What's this, uh, what's this little white kid most proud of in his whole life?
00:21:45.260 Oh wow. The football and being good and being talented and the recognition he gets and the
00:21:49.180 scholarship. He doesn't have to pay for college. Let's just yoink that for a minor infraction.
00:21:53.760 Yeah, exactly. And that sets the tone going forward too, for everyone else. Uh, speaking of
00:21:58.500 white privilege, uh, Sav Hernandez, uh, had a great video getting some people asking them about
00:22:04.000 white privilege. Check this out.
00:22:05.200 We don't have the same privileges that are offered to straight white men. And I've been
00:22:10.900 hearing that from a lot of the ladies that I've been talking to today. Talk to me about 0.96
00:22:14.200 what some of those privileges are that, you know, straight white men have that you don't
00:22:17.720 have. Talk to me about that. Um, I think, I mean, I don't really know. Have you ever experienced
00:22:23.680 like a specific instance? I don't know, but I also need to go. I know. I do need to go.
00:22:30.180 I'm sorry. If I were to walk across the streets in the dark as a black queer female presenting 1.00
00:22:35.600 person, I would not feel safe, uh, because I feel like I'd be pretty targeted. But if I
00:22:41.260 were a white cis man, I don't think I'd be like the type of person someone would come up
00:22:46.620 to and hate crime. Talk to me about some of the privileges that white men are awarded that 0.89
00:22:51.840 you guys are not awarded. Talk to me about some of the privileges that white men are 0.95
00:22:55.780 awarded that you guys are not awarded. Sloppy edit, turning point. Um, definitely like, I
00:23:01.120 guess just getting away with situations. Like if I were to like, I don't know, like, I guess
00:23:13.080 train wreck. There you go. I have to think about it. That is so bad. That is the worst
00:23:21.180 case scenario is walking away from a street interviewer. Not one example. No one has one
00:23:26.480 thing to say about the evidence. And then we just saw in the last thing, it's like,
00:23:30.020 where's the white privilege for that kid who mouthed the N word while singing a song?
00:23:34.200 Yeah. He should be, uh, he should be on his way to like the country club, getting like
00:23:37.720 a jacket slipped over him and be like, Hey, you did well, boy. Good stuff. Exactly. But
00:23:43.700 the privilege actually seems to be reversed. I think all these people in the video kind of
00:23:47.620 have more privilege than white people these days. Yeah. Um, funny little side 0.65
00:23:51.020 note, this girl who is talking about being genderqueer, like I'm a black genderqueer
00:23:55.280 or something. There's a nice little fork truck driving behind her. And then a couple 0.61
00:23:59.440 of guys in yellow vest, just, you know, white men going to work. Yeah. She's talking 0.60
00:24:03.800 about genderqueer and hypothetical privilege up since 5am working in a hole
00:24:07.860 somewhere. Exactly. Keeping the campus going. No one even looks at them. Exactly. But in her
00:24:12.340 thought experiment, she's the biggest victim on earth. Yeah. Although they cannot
00:24:15.960 explain it. Exactly. All right. Our next clip, uh, the gender is complicated girl 1.00
00:24:20.640 who has it, its pronouns. Yep. This is pretty good. So for me, gender is complicated
00:24:26.280 because I would rather not be associated with it to the point where I would rather
00:24:32.480 not be a human or even an animal. I would like to be an inanimate object. So I use it,
00:24:39.540 its pronouns, but nobody uses them for me. I just have them in my bio. Nobody's comfortable
00:24:42.920 with them, but I would like people to use them because that further removes me from the gender
00:24:48.160 binary to the point where I am just an object, just a piece of grass. So does it know what three
00:24:55.040 times, three times three is? Does it get embarrassed and adjust an AWOD type video? It sounds like it's
00:25:01.600 about to get $1,200 a month in San Francisco. Hey, it is having to come up on that, uh, free money
00:25:08.180 train. Yeah, exactly. My very thing is, uh, and this is always the case for these people who are,
00:25:13.540 uh, waxing ideologically on Tik TOK. Nobody, nobody says it, but I just put it in my bio.
00:25:20.000 It's like, it's not even, it's not even being practiced by you and your close friends. And you
00:25:24.100 expect the internet to kind of give you what you want in return. Uh, and it's just like, that's
00:25:28.820 delusional, right? Like you can't even stand up in your own life. Like if, if someone was actually
00:25:33.580 passionate and hard about it and they were like, I'm it's and like took a stand and made everyone
00:25:38.520 in their family do it like, all right, at least that's something you're, you're killing your
00:25:42.580 father, but at least that's something the weak willed, like, Oh, I just feel like I should be,
00:25:48.020 but then I don't take a stand for it. You're not even good at that. Yeah. You're not even good at
00:25:51.480 getting what you want. So not even good at the fake pronoun thing you made up. You're not even trying.
00:25:56.280 Exactly. Um, that's who canceled out your vote. That's my favorite. Did you cancel out your vote?
00:26:02.420 You get to pick a random and it's like the worst person possible. Like they just killed
00:26:06.060 one Fleck is vote are down the whole list. And then one dem down the whole list. And then she 1.00
00:26:11.700 probably had some friends or maybe did some ballot harvesting or something full of ballots. Who knows
00:26:16.560 what else was happening? Yeah. It's sad that this person's so disenfranchised that they would rather
00:26:20.700 be an object. You can tell that there's no God in their life and there's no God in the lives of anyone
00:26:25.200 close to them who could like instill value into them and speak like highly into them and like get them
00:26:31.000 going. They're just like years and years removed from anyone with any sort of faith too is how you
00:26:36.160 get to that point. Yeah. Like imagine back, imagine back in the day, like in the nineties, if you were
00:26:40.720 like a psychologist or something, you're a therapist talking to this person and you're not doing the
00:26:45.680 2022 therapy stuff. Um, well, yeah, you're doing the Tony Soprano. Yeah. Psychiatrist. Exactly. Uh,
00:26:52.460 someone who's trying to get to the root issue. And, um, this, this girl, imagine if she was in that 1.00
00:26:58.960 chair being like, you know, sometimes I don't even feel like a human. I just don't think I'm a
00:27:03.440 human. I don't like it. It's like, well, clearly you have tons of self-worth issues. Like there's
00:27:07.580 a perspective thing going on. Like, let's get to the root cause of this. And it's no, it's just,
00:27:12.560 okay. Somebody say it, it's, you know what I mean? They tell the psychiatrist and the psychiatrist
00:27:16.420 goes, okay, so you're it, you're it's. Yeah. Okay. So what part of you is not feeling human and how
00:27:20.980 can we solve that and why? And is that about depression? Is that a self-worth? Yeah. And it's now they just go
00:27:28.060 along with it and then try to like paint a picture and create a world where that reality is true.
00:27:33.080 Yeah. Which I think is a huge problem these days. Uh, next the trans teacher with all the flags. 1.00
00:27:38.600 Yeah. This is the, I think I saw this at build is the advertisement for homeschooling.
00:27:49.400 Trans flag, non-binary, everything is a gay flag. Every single thing is a gay flag and it's a niche. 0.95
00:27:56.340 Yeah. Like the UN flags of gay flags. Exactly. And a lot of people, um, cause we talk about like the 0.98
00:28:02.760 school shootings and stuff. And I've said like, we should arm teachers and schools and the left,
00:28:07.440 uh, freaks out when they hear that. And I think it's because they think we mean give a gun to like
00:28:11.960 this person. Yeah. We don't mean her. We don't mean that person. There is a gym coach. There is a
00:28:18.460 football coach in your school who could handle a gun. Yeah, exactly. And this flag bearer,
00:28:24.240 I posted a meme the other day from Chinese donut boy that was said, uh, it was a t-shirt that said
00:28:29.080 lower teacher salaries. Just a funny little bit. Obviously a meme that doesn't make any sense.
00:28:34.180 Like a brain dead bit that makes no sense. Yeah. And everyone got super mad, but now I see this.
00:28:39.580 I think it's up for debate at least. Yeah. The bit. Now I don't know. Now I don't know.
00:28:44.520 Yeah. So what do you have any comments on that? People getting mad at you, people getting mad at
00:28:48.300 you for a meme, an obvious meme. Well, some people wrote like huge paragraphs. Like my husband's a
00:28:54.580 teacher and he loves your show and he works so hard and blah, blah, blah. And I just wrote like,
00:28:59.660 Hey, I didn't read that. It's a meme. Yeah. It's a bit like, I didn't read what you said. It's too
00:29:04.080 long. Dude, if you watch the show and you're a teacher, we already know you're a good teacher.
00:29:08.640 Yeah. Because you're not doing, you're not doing any of the stuff that we're talking about every single
00:29:12.740 day. Yeah. You're the good ones. Uh, it's just like a funny bit that it makes no sense that like,
00:29:17.240 no one really has that take of. Yeah. Like legalize nuclear bombs. Yeah. Okay. Yeah,
00:29:21.680 exactly. Um, all right. We're still in cringe. We have a page two of cringe. Michael Jordan's son
00:29:26.960 is now out and openly dating Scotty Pippen's ex wife. Yeah. And I'm a Chicago. I grew up in
00:29:34.440 Chicago in the nineties. So the bulls teams, I love Scotty Pippen. Um, and Scotty Pippen,
00:29:39.540 I'll set this up a little bit. He got a little bit humiliated because future also the rapper future
00:29:45.260 also slept with, and I think dated Larsa Pippen for a while. Dated his wife for a few nights.
00:29:50.700 Exactly. Yeah, exactly. And so this is, this is, uh, one of Michael Jordan's sons with her.
00:30:07.260 That's a good heckle. I love that. I cannot get enough of that. That's a good heckle because it's
00:30:12.740 like, remember when there used to be like shame and, uh, like women weren't just like on only fans 1.00
00:30:18.560 and there was like small town shame. And if you did something really sketchy, like word kind of
00:30:23.680 made it around town and then you were humiliated and then you had to move to San Francisco and
00:30:27.260 become like the weird hippie lady. Like a gypsy. Yeah. Uh, we don't see that enough anymore. 1.00
00:30:32.500 There's no accountability. There's no shame. Some of these women are doing the most heinous shit 1.00
00:30:36.440 possible. You're going to date the son of the co-superstar of all your championship rings. 1.00
00:30:42.660 Like the guy you won that you couldn't find somebody else, anybody else, literally anybody
00:30:47.360 else. Even future is better than that. Yeah. But that's still humiliating because it's the public
00:30:51.420 eye shit. So, uh, Larsa Pippen, good luck. I hope you get heckled more MJ son gray area, I guess, 0.99
00:30:58.480 you know, MJ son, even too, should kind of draw a line. Yeah. Cause you can kind of realize like,
00:31:04.320 Hey, does she like me or is she just kind of doing some sick thing where she's trying to get 1.00
00:31:08.760 Scottie Pippen mad? Yeah. And I think it's at least 50%. And I totally agree with what you said
00:31:12.720 about like the shame and how that stuff's gone. It wasn't necessarily bad. And then like the feminist 0.98
00:31:17.060 movement got hijacked and convinced women that anything you felt shame about is actually good
00:31:22.040 and be celebrated. And now you have to go like have a parade about abortions and sleep around and be a
00:31:27.540 slut and act like a man. And it's gotten us into a pretty dark spiral that we're exactly. And then 0.99
00:31:34.300 can you imagine like if you cheated on your wife or something you cheated and then you were just out
00:31:40.300 there the next day and you what expected no resistance? Yeah. Like no, some people should
00:31:44.780 be mad. There should be some people who like hold you accountable, right? Yeah. It should be
00:31:49.060 discouraged. If you make a bad decision, it's like, you really have to make that decision. Yeah,
00:31:53.940 exactly. And if you want that decision so bad, then great. Go for it. Face the adversity,
00:31:59.480 the adversity that you built, that you dug into. And so I love a good heckle. Larsa thinks she was
00:32:05.440 above it. And especially this guy is just, you a cold motherfucker. Yeah, you are, you know, 1.00
00:32:11.360 acknowledge it, right? Yeah. Live with it. That was good. All right. Next, we're still in cringe.
00:32:16.220 This is a different than our usual. Cringe is a different type of video. It's just like a guy who
00:32:21.840 I've seen on, I guess, TikTok and Instagram. And he has like these really weird interactions with
00:32:27.320 people. And I don't know how to put my finger on it. It is cringe, but it's also just like very
00:32:31.920 hilarious. There's two clips. The tattoo one first. Let's do. Looking good. I like that.
00:32:44.100 Hey, hey, looking real good. Real good. So he just kind of has normal interactions,
00:32:51.160 but pushes his limits like way too far. He's a little weird. And the next one's good too. The
00:32:55.180 Papa one. And then I strike like a lion stalking his prey. Yeah. Gotcha. Didn't
00:33:03.220 I? Yeah. How you doing? Fine. How you doing? Good. Now I'm talking to the world's greatest
00:33:09.440 Papa. Yeah. What is this? I don't know. I hope we see more of him. Yeah. But that guy
00:33:18.860 is out there doing it. Bright future, you'd say? He's like the type that like isn't obviously
00:33:24.740 embarrassed or like, like unsure of like what he's going to do or say. He doesn't care what
00:33:29.140 people think. And now he just creates like a meme world and we just live in it. I like
00:33:33.400 that. I really like that. That's like what Sam Hyde does too. Yeah. But we're just like
00:33:36.720 he's, he creates a meme world. You're just like a pawn in it. And he just kind of plays
00:33:42.060 everyone and does his bits and it's super fun. Has his henchmen as well. Creates a bit
00:33:45.960 of a cinematic universe. Yeah. A hundred percent. And at the end, it's just all for you.
00:33:50.320 You don't care if people think you're weird or whatever. You're doing bits and people
00:33:53.340 are taking them seriously. That's nothing better than that. I'm going to show you a
00:33:57.080 guy next week who's doing a similar thing with different. He'll go up to lawyers randomly
00:34:01.800 and he'll be like, Hey man, remember me? You got me, you got me 10 years in 93, the Joey
00:34:08.480 Gambino case. And he just comes up and he's like, wrong guy. So I'll, I'll bring that for
00:34:12.380 next week. But that sounds good. All right. We're collecting people like this.
00:34:15.160 Yeah. That's another pet. But that guy's not even technically a pet because we'd
00:34:20.300 probably be his pets. Like he's above pet. Oh yeah. He knows what he's doing. He has
00:34:24.160 his own pets. Exactly. He's treating everyone in the world like a pet, which is
00:34:27.320 great. I love that mindset. Next, the Qatar guy, the guy went to Qatar and he got
00:34:34.040 removed from the game because he wore a gay shirt. Yeah. I will say this too. Qatar and 1.00
00:34:39.100 Qatar. There's, there's a little bit of a Kiev Kiev thing going on there. Like for a
00:34:43.720 while it was Qatar. So I'm leaving it up to you. I'm saying Qatar. Okay. So this
00:34:48.380 guy said just now security guard refusing to let me into the stadium for USA
00:34:52.060 Wales. You have to change your shirt. It's not allowed. And he's wearing just an 0.99
00:34:55.940 obnoxious pride gay shirt. Like he's doing what he's intending to do, which is wear a 1.00
00:35:01.740 gay shirt in Qatar. I'll go Qatar. You go Qatar to cause a scene. And he got what he 1.00
00:35:08.560 was looking for. And they said, no. And so this cleric, I don't know who this guy
00:35:13.680 is, but he got a lot of likes. So he must be someone of authority in Qatar. He goes
00:35:18.280 as a Qatari, I'm proud of what happened. I don't know when will the Westerners 1.00
00:35:21.700 realize that their values aren't universal. There are other cultures with different
00:35:25.220 values that should be equally respected. Let's not forget that the West is not the
00:35:29.560 spokesperson for humanity. Which I totally agree with, especially now, because if we
00:35:34.900 were the spokespeople for humanity, everything would be gay and trans. Yeah. 0.77
00:35:39.380 It'd be drag queen America hour. Yeah. Like it would be disgusting shit. And then 1.00
00:35:44.000 there'd be twerking. Yeah. And like degeneracy all. So that guy is pretty based
00:35:50.380 in the, I agree with what he said. Yeah. And if those are their views, it's like, if
00:35:53.780 you're on, if you're a progressive person who's really into the trans and the gay
00:35:58.120 stuff, your thing is tolerance. So you want, you should be accepting of other
00:36:03.140 people's point of views because that's tolerance. And then if you say, well, they're
00:36:06.320 not accepting of me. Okay. They never said that tolerance was their virtue. They
00:36:10.640 never said, Oh, we're super tolerant. You think Qatar was advertised as this beacon
00:36:14.540 of like tolerance and accepting. Tolerance is you. You said tolerance and now you're
00:36:19.240 getting mad. So you're not really tolerant. He said not tolerant and has been
00:36:22.600 consistently not tolerant. He stayed even. You went full circle and now you're back.
00:36:27.240 So you kind of lied and just use tolerance to get you in the door. These people have
00:36:32.360 been consistent. Exactly. Um, and so do we want to play the other guy who got
00:36:37.020 Jesse Kelly tweet too? Yeah. So Jesse Kelly had a good tweet on it. He said, I used
00:36:41.480 to judge other countries hard when I saw things like intolerance. Then I woke up
00:36:44.980 one day and saw this on good morning America. Haven't judged another country
00:36:48.500 since. Exactly. And it's Desmond is amazing. The little fucking, uh, whatever you
00:36:53.180 want to say. Little drag queen kid. And that was the day Michael Strahan sold his 1.00
00:36:57.800 soul. No, Strahan sold it a long time ago. That was the day he had to ring the
00:37:01.820 register, right? That's true. Strahan was, that was when they called him in.
00:37:05.580 Soul sold. And then, Hey, Strahan, it's time. We're bringing in the, the trans 1.00
00:37:10.140 kids. Hey, 20 mil a year, Strahan. I get it, but just admit it. Yeah. Just admit
00:37:15.960 it. Uh, then there's a video that came out kind of about this, uh, the Qatari guy.
00:37:20.580 So you said before he said as a Qatari, you didn't say Qatari.
00:37:23.600 I know that's why I have no basis. Uh, it's Kiev again. It's all over. It's the same thing.
00:37:29.060 All right. Sexuality is not allowed. Is it? What do you mean? What's here in, in Qatar?
00:37:37.980 Everyone is welcome. Listen, public display of affection is frowned upon. And that goes
00:37:43.280 across the board, across the board. Qatar is a modest country. Qatar. That's all that
00:37:48.620 needs to be respected. That was right. Other than that, everyone's free to live their
00:37:51.900 life. People can be imprisoned for being homosexual in, in Qatar. People can be imprisoned
00:37:58.880 for being heterosexual in Qatar. I don't understand your question. Are you saying that? Heterosexual, 1.00
00:38:05.840 homosexual people live in Qatar. Are you saying that homosexual people can be open and feel 0.99
00:38:13.880 safe? I think public display of affection is frowned upon and public display of affection
00:38:18.860 across the board is frowned upon. Hey, that sounds reasonable. It sounds like a reasonable standard
00:38:26.020 applied, you know, across the board. So I wish Western Christians would take more of an approach 1.00
00:38:31.620 like that, where you kind of have your beliefs and you stick to them and you don't try to win people
00:38:37.140 over and win points by saying, Oh, I'm not all for this. Or I don't believe all of that. You kind of
00:38:42.840 just believe what you believe. And if people don't like it, okay, no big deal. I'm not attacking you.
00:38:46.880 I'm not trying to kill you. I'm just saying, Oh, I don't really like the, the trans kids stuff. 1.00
00:38:51.780 Yeah. Oh, I'm bad. That's your opinion. Move on. So that guy's based Qatar, not Qatar.
00:38:57.960 Nice to see someone stand tall. You know? I mean, I think that's a universal, uh, acceptance of the
00:39:03.180 world is someone standing tall is way better than someone folding and just being like, whatever.
00:39:07.920 Never. Yeah. America's here. They'll let the, let the gay shirts in. It's like, no, 1.00
00:39:12.420 what did you expect? You had to buy a ticket. You had to do a little research to get there. Didn't
00:39:16.000 you? Yeah, exactly. That's what, uh, it's like what Epcot, you do a little tour of all the
00:39:20.620 countries and what they like and don't like and the food that's part of it. You get a little taste
00:39:24.940 of the culture. Exactly. All right. That's our cringe of the week this week. That was a good
00:39:29.260 cringe of the week. Nothing crazy. Solid variance. I'd say solid variance for sure. Uh,
00:39:34.300 we are heading into our urban decay section. Our first clip of urban decay, uh, Robert gets
00:39:40.100 away. He's talking to the police. This is a good little trick for everyone at home. If
00:39:45.880 you're talking to the police and need to kind of get away, here's a way to do it. This guy's
00:39:50.420 basically refusing to show his ID. The cops are after him for something.
00:39:54.700 One step and it's like, nah, he's gone. Yeah. And the interesting thing is that cops don't
00:40:12.020 even think about chasing him. Yeah. Cop opens up his step and goes, nah, it's over. So that
00:40:17.280 works, I guess. I guess we're giving criminal tips now. It's kind of a critique on the NYPD
00:40:22.280 and all that, but we're also just giving free criminal tips. Cops can't chase. Maybe it's
00:40:27.180 time to run. That's how we live on the bikes here in new Orleans. Exactly. We saw a cop
00:40:32.120 the first time we went out and they didn't do anything. They didn't even notice that we
00:40:36.000 were doing anything illegal. It was just another day. Well, keep in mind too, we did a drive
00:40:40.860 on the bikes the other day and we saw like the road got shut down for like, uh, an impromptu
00:40:47.080 parade. Yeah. And then there were people on horses. There were people moving like
00:40:51.800 grills on shopping carts or people twerking. It was like absolute chaos, a ton of mini
00:40:57.220 bikes, a ton of motorcycles and quads and ATVs. And once I saw that, it was like, dude,
00:41:03.100 if you ever get pulled over the right spot, it's like, Hey, we're, we're going to the Sunday
00:41:06.540 in the square or whatever. Well, I said, I said my lie was going to be, uh, do we already
00:41:11.280 talk about this? I was going to say, I'm just a tourist. I rented this from someone on
00:41:14.720 the, um, bourbon street. Like what? Am I not allowed? Yeah. Oh, I better get my money
00:41:19.660 back. Yeah. Yeah. Yeah. So there's so much chaos here that it's not even close to being
00:41:25.660 an issue or illegal, even though it probably is. Yeah. All right. Next clip, a cop wrestles
00:41:31.260 with a guy and then there's a surprise. This is pretty good. This is in Kansas city. So
00:41:38.280 cops are chasing this guy. Well, that guy's chasing the cop. Yeah. Like, and then this
00:41:43.440 guy's looking to sucker punch a cop. He's sucker punching a cop. And then a girl comes 0.97
00:41:48.600 chaos, dude. Cops don't get paid enough. This guy is hanging around who just tried to sucker
00:41:59.980 punch the police. And then, and then the, now the girl's twerking socioeconomic twerk. 1.00
00:42:08.780 Yeah. Yeah. No, no, no. Like what world are we living in? This guy tries to sucker punch a cop.
00:42:16.920 The cop pulls out his gun cause he has to, it's getting crazy. It's knockout time. And then the
00:42:21.580 girl has no fear of the gun begins twerking. Well, the cop has white privilege. Explain that to me. 1.00
00:42:28.480 Explain that to me a little more. So yeah. So she had to have, yeah. Who has privilege here? The person
00:42:33.000 who's the people who are attacking the cops or the person who's like trying to break up the cops from
00:42:37.840 arresting someone and then twerking on them. Is that not privilege? Would you ever do that? Do
00:42:43.700 you ever feel like you can do that? Who would get the baton would come out and they'd start hitting
00:42:48.120 the side of my legs and shit. Like that's how bad it would be. Um, man, how did we get here? 0.99
00:42:55.520 How do we get here? We're twerking. And that's kind of the same thing. Like we saw that parade,
00:42:59.180 the parade we just mentioned before we saw like multiple black girls with their full ass out. 1.00
00:43:05.340 Yeah. Like a mini skirt, like a Japanese mini skirt and goes up to like their upper back and 1.00
00:43:10.420 their whole ass was out. So like this twerking fat ass jiggly shit is like fully ingrained in the 1.00
00:43:17.540 culture now. Right. And it's a nasty, nasty thing. Yeah. Um, chunky cheese, chunky cheese ass, 1.00
00:43:23.860 chunky cheese ass, like not even a good ass, like not even truck, dump truck, like jiggly, 1.00
00:43:28.080 jiggly shit. Um, and so how do we get here? What happened? Well, a white privilege. It's like, 1.00
00:43:33.800 it's the counter to white privilege. That's white privilege. Overcompensation to white supremacy
00:43:38.680 got so bad that they had to fight anyway. They had to come over the top and really dominate.
00:43:42.560 And that way it was just sexual jello ass shit. Yeah. That's the way to do it. All right. 1.00
00:43:47.480 Cause then it's like a demanding acceptance. Cause like, Oh, you're white privilege. You like
00:43:50.980 white things. This is what we like. You have to accept it. And then all the liberal white people 0.50
00:43:55.600 go, okay, yeah, that's fine. Oh, you just dance. It's just dancing. It's just dancing. Get over it.
00:44:00.640 You know, it's like your ass is out. It's like public and you're naked in the street and you're 1.00
00:44:04.820 a girl. You're someone's mom. Oh. And then one of them, one of them who had their ass out was 0.96
00:44:09.240 walking past us. We were taking a ride with the mini bikes. One of them was walking past us and 0.98
00:44:13.500 said something about eating ass. Yeah. And it was like, like a loud drunk black girl with her ass 1.00
00:44:18.640 out. And she was yelling about eating ass as she walked past us, which felt like, kind of like a, 1.00
00:44:23.480 I could say whatever in front of you white boys. Um, but it's like, you're just disgusting. And you just 1.00
00:44:29.440 like, uh, devalue yourself so much. Yeah. Um, that I, well, I guess you're, if, if you work
00:44:34.660 a shitty job and you're never going anywhere and you have no plans to improve, then that's 0.74
00:44:37.780 a great life. Yeah. So keep it up. Welcome to urban decay. You're in there. Yeah. All right. 0.97
00:44:42.960 Next, uh, people had secondhand crack smoke on the subway. This has happened to me before
00:44:48.780 in LA. Happened to me as well. So he's deep in the throes of, uh, of the crack.
00:45:01.980 He's breathing it on people. This white guy with his privilege, protecting his backpack.
00:45:06.840 What does he think the crackhead might steal? 0.95
00:45:09.280 That's so true. White privilege would be like, yeah, I can smoke crack in the subway. 0.67
00:45:12.680 Exactly. No one even cares. So, I mean, I think we're realizing that certain people have more
00:45:17.300 privilege than others. I don't think it's the white people who have the privilege. Yeah. And
00:45:20.800 there's like the idea that like the subways for everyone. And then when you do that, it actually
00:45:25.360 just like, you have like lowest common denominator subway rules and then the subways for everyone.
00:45:29.560 And then you have like the crackhead people smoking on the subway and now the subway is for
00:45:32.700 nobody. Exactly. Nobody, but the poor people who now have to deal with the filth and as the 1.00
00:45:37.360 affluent liberals said was fine because they didn't fund it. Exactly. When you have everyone
00:45:43.400 on the subway, then there's no standards and then no one can enjoy the subway. And if you have to
00:45:47.220 use it because you're poor, now your quality of life is down and it's, and they're trying to, 0.98
00:45:52.160 then they'll try to turn it and say it's because the racist white Republicans. So true. Yeah. 0.98
00:45:56.180 There's the guy smoking crack on the subway right next to you. There's kids on that, on that train.
00:46:00.320 Yep. All right. Next, uh, there's a pizza robbery. I'd never seen something like this. This is
00:46:05.020 pretty intense home invasion. Scary. And then the later guy comes in would have loved that video
00:46:28.120 to be a, uh, AR 15 open. The other day I ordered Uber eats and the guy accidentally opened the door.
00:46:35.280 Into the house. Into the house. And Jerry, the dog, my little, uh, my little protector, my little,
00:46:42.280 my little write-off, my little tax write-off boy, uh, approached him pretty quick. And the guy was
00:46:48.140 like, Whoa, I dropped the bag and like basically ran out. So little Jerry, even though he's not scary
00:46:54.080 to us is, you know, is a little home defense, little tax write-off boy. Yeah. Yeah. So it worked.
00:46:59.820 That's why you got to have a Rottweiler. Yeah. Well, and we're getting to the point where it's just
00:47:03.580 like, uh, who, like the, the girl whose car broke down, uh, at 2 AM in the suburban neighborhood,
00:47:11.260 she's not getting helped. You know, society is not going to help her anymore. Um, she, you better 0.99
00:47:16.680 call triple a because the, the chances of something like this happening, especially as we head into 0.99
00:47:21.340 like tough economic times and kind of a recession, it's like, I'm not answering the door for fucking 0.98
00:47:26.920 anyone. Yeah. Same. And this made me think we were talking the other day about this when it comes to 0.99
00:47:31.840 crime bills, you know, how everyone like was happy that Trump did the prison reform or whatever. And
00:47:37.400 then they're like, Oh, the 94 crime bill was so bad. Joe Biden, it actually comes in like a cycle.
00:47:42.040 And I kind of realized it. And this is why I'm now pro crime bill pro 1994 crime bill. Yeah.
00:47:47.640 Because basically exactly. What was that? Three strike roll. That sounds good to me. I think that
00:47:52.020 was just California too. I think the 94 crime bill, one of the things that it had was like
00:47:57.720 mandatory minimums for drug offenses, which is like the one thing that was bad. Okay. But Hey,
00:48:02.460 nineties were pure, man. Criminals were actually off the streets. Yeah. And then the three strike
00:48:06.380 roll, whatever that is. I like that. If you do three felonies, you're in big trouble. Yeah. Cause
00:48:11.460 then the second felony you go, okay, really? No more felonies. Really, really, really. Chill felonies.
00:48:17.100 So it's like when you don't, when you have this, it creates a cycle I've noticed where basically
00:48:21.180 it's like the Democrats are lenient on crime and they let everyone go because they think if you're
00:48:25.600 strict on crime, it's racism, right? Yep. So then crime gets out of hand. That's the psyop.
00:48:30.320 That's the psyop. So look at how many black people are in jail. It's crazy. That must be racism. It's 0.99
00:48:34.900 not just the result of crime. Exactly. So they don't prosecute. They let all the criminals go.
00:48:39.280 Then times get really bad. Crime gets out of hand. There's petty crime is increased. Murders
00:48:45.180 subways, subways, robberies, everything. So then people are like, Hey, let's backtrack
00:48:50.760 a little bit. Let's do a crime bill. And then they do a crime bill. People get arrested times
00:48:55.540 are better, but then the Democrats start crying racism again. And then they start being leaning
00:49:00.060 on crime again. And then the whole cycle happens all over again. Tough crime bills create good
00:49:04.980 times. Good times create racist repeals of those crime bills. But it's only like two. It's
00:49:11.120 just wall to wall cycles back and forth. Exactly. So the moral of the story is crying racism does
00:49:15.420 more bad than good. For sure. Every single time. All right. Next, there was a black lady versus an 1.00
00:49:21.580 Asian lady yelling in a gas station. You're racist. That's what you said. That's what I said. What did 1.00
00:49:27.160 you say? It's not against the law, bitch. You heard what I said. Go eat your dog with some rice, bitch. 1.00
00:49:34.120 Go eat your dog with some rice. Presumed Asian woman. Yeah. She said, go eat your dog with some rice. 1.00
00:49:41.120 That's what I said. Go eat your dog with some rice. So that's like, so go eat your dog with some
00:49:52.360 rice, but everyone's, you know, freaks out. Well, not everyone because it was a black person 1.00
00:49:56.300 saying it. So not everyone fully cares. Yeah. But if that was a white doctor or a kid with a
00:50:00.680 scholarship over done, but everything's racism now and you can't just talk shit. Isn't talking shit like 1.00
00:50:07.640 Americana. Yeah. Isn't getting in a fight with someone at the gas station and saying the most 1.00
00:50:12.600 heinous shit you could possibly think of, like just part of getting angry a little bit. Yeah, 0.99
00:50:17.140 exactly. Like shouldn't this Asian lady say, Oh yeah. Like with your busted ass car, like just 1.00
00:50:23.760 talk some shit back. Instead she goes and gets the license plate. It's like, no, talk your shit. It's, 1.00
00:50:29.200 it's wide open. You can say whatever. She said, go eat your dog with rice. Yeah. And then you get the
00:50:33.340 license plate to take it on to tick tock. So there's like some public outrage, a paper trail
00:50:37.260 or something. It's like, go eat your dog, go eat your dog with some rice, bitch. And it's like, 1.00
00:50:40.900 well, fuck you. Why don't you go twerk? Yeah. Now, and now we're talking shit. We got a little 1.00
00:50:45.240 bit of a fight. It's like, is everyone racist or are we just trying to say things that we think
00:50:48.740 will hurt the other person? Yeah. Not the same as racism. And I think that's okay. We should be able
00:50:52.900 to talk a little shit. Uh, we kind of lost that. They took that from us. Exactly. That's what I'm 1.00
00:50:57.020 saying. Can't talk shit anymore. Yeah. And you know, it's all police policing, like, Oh, 0.99
00:51:02.560 this will get you later. If you're a secretary somewhere, you know, at a trucking company,
00:51:06.720 and then they'll have to fire you and release a PR statement. Nah, just talk a little shit. Eat 1.00
00:51:10.660 it, eat it lady. Do you really eat dog? No. So then it's just a racist, weird trope. It's
00:51:17.160 like, okay. Okay. So suck it up, you know, talk some shit back. Yeah. Get tough. Talk some
00:51:21.860 shit back. Everybody have a little banter. What happened? It's not like cooler heads are about 1.00
00:51:26.020 to prevail at the gas station fight. So there's no, there's no reason to really get up in arms
00:51:30.920 about it. So they took that from us. There was a time when Americans can talk shit and
00:51:35.080 say some things that were maybe racially insensitive and it would just be a little bit of a road 0.99
00:51:39.640 rage incident. Do you think this black lady is going and like treating every Asian person 1.00
00:51:44.000 she sees for the rest of the day, like shit now? Yeah. Do you think there's like a real 1.00
00:51:47.560 racism thing going on? I personally don't, but you know, yeah. Talking shit is as Americana
00:51:52.880 as it gets. Yes. All right. That's our urban decay section. I have one more. All right. 1.00
00:51:57.240 What is it? I have an update. Okay. So we talked about takeoff, the murder of, uh, takeoff,
00:52:02.520 right? Amigos guy who got killed. Yes. The rapper who got killed. It was a dice game. It was an 0.70
00:52:06.660 argument. He's a rich and wealthy guy. We had a lot of conversations about, um, how he should be
00:52:11.940 hanging out with old white people, the cornier, the better, uh, you know, some sort of industrial 1.00
00:52:17.400 millionaire, some sort of like, Oh, I do all the plumbing in Texas. Like, and how they should be
00:52:22.840 hanging at the country club. Yeah. Golfing, doing corny white guy shit. And then you never get
00:52:26.760 shot. You never die. You live until you're 60. People have, a lot of people have guns still,
00:52:31.060 but they ain't just firing them for nothing. Exactly. It's a last case scenario. Uh, well,
00:52:36.200 21 Savage has seemed to take our advice. He watches the podcast.
00:52:44.780 There's 21 Savage. Yeah. He's hanging with a white guy. He's golfing. He got it.
00:52:49.420 Tiger hoods. Yeah. Well, lose that. You got to lose that. That's what's up. He took our advice.
00:52:57.020 Oh, is that a three foot putt that he trained? So three foot putt, keep it up 21. Um, hang out
00:53:02.300 with those guys. Those guys will never betray you. Yeah. Those guys are never looking to like
00:53:07.300 really get you. Even if there's a misunderstanding, if you guys are, you know, doing a skins game or
00:53:11.540 something. Yeah. It'll probably, that's a stroke. Nobody's pulling out the gat. No one's pulling out
00:53:17.160 the gat and there's no need to. Yeah. That's a good update. I'm glad he watches the podcast for
00:53:21.680 sure. I'm glad 21 Savage for sure watches us. Definitely. All right. That is urban decay
00:53:27.060 section. Don't get too down. Don't get too depressed. We are moving in to a lovely uplifting
00:53:32.700 gold section. Our first clip is the prank on the dad. This is good uplifting stuff.
00:53:39.100 Yeah. What is Sherbert spelled like that? All right, you're done. Get out of here. Double
00:53:45.940 check that. I did. What the f*** is happening? I did. That's good stuff. That's a good prank
00:53:54.320 on your dad. Yeah. That's called the next leg up. That's the next, like you accelerated
00:53:58.700 your prank so much by incorporating a, uh, a midget. Like once you go viral a couple of times 1.00
00:54:03.560 and this kid is like probably doing well on tech talk or whatever, then the funding comes.
00:54:08.560 Yeah. That's when the funding comes in the real pranks. That's actually hilarious. You say
00:54:12.560 that because this dad is like hoping his son doesn't blow up on his quality of life is going
00:54:17.660 way down. It's only getting, I think that's the guy who did the same where he replaced the
00:54:21.900 apple cider with gravy. That might be the same kid. Really? And then the dad poured the apple
00:54:27.220 cider, the cup and drank it and it was gravy. So yeah, the, now that the kid's getting more
00:54:31.840 viral, the stakes are higher. Dad's life is about to get worse. Yeah. But the props
00:54:35.840 are increasing, stuff like that. Uh, next the target kickball. This is kind of like the
00:54:41.800 other guy. Excuse me. And that is what I would do if I was a bad customer. I'll go put it
00:54:59.320 back. That could have gone on cringe. Yeah. That's teetering. That's teetering. But just
00:55:07.740 an absolute no regard. Just punted across. Hey, excuse me. Points at it. You can't write
00:55:14.760 that. Yeah. You really can't. That's good. That might be schizo season. Technically it's 1.00
00:55:18.780 getting there. Uh, next is a girl made the men's baseball team at Brown. Yeah. Which is,
00:55:25.060 I guess a first, the Ivy league leads the way and like Leah Thomas type incidents. Yeah.
00:55:29.120 This is not a trans person. No, this is just a girl. It says Olivia Picardo, uh, has made 0.97
00:55:34.260 the Brown university baseball team becoming the first female in history to be on an active
00:55:38.000 NCAA division one baseball varsity roster. So sorry if you got cut from the Brown baseball
00:55:42.640 team. Yeah. Uh, the 24th guy or whatever, how many are roster spots? Sorry, buddy.
00:55:47.280 Kind of tough. And the walk on, you'll walk on who's like, no, I'll go to Brown. I got
00:55:51.820 in. I'm academically good enough. I'll make the team. You lose to a girl. Should I show 1.00
00:55:56.380 the, yeah. Yeah. Show the, show the pitches. These look like lollipops to me. So she's been
00:56:01.160 at an elite level. I could hit that. Oh yeah. Why is he pitching so slow? That showed. I don't
00:56:06.080 think that we thought that it would go this far, but, um, starting eighth grade or freshman
00:56:13.700 year of high school, we thought, well, maybe it could actually, maybe I could actually play
00:56:19.080 at the collegiate level. It's, it was something that I like just started thinking about and
00:56:24.200 it didn't, um, seem like something. I want to wait till the coach part started to get further
00:56:29.820 into the recruitment process. Her biggest critic is in between her ears. I think that drive 0.52
00:56:35.640 for her to excel, that drive for her to be successful is something that I think she's, she's 0.58
00:56:42.200 got inner core. And so that, that makes her better. I'm going to, I'm going to say something
00:56:47.220 and I don't mean to interrupt you, but it seems to me that we're having that all these, uh,
00:56:53.380 baseball teams or sports events, football, men's, whatever, whenever there's like a girl 0.99
00:56:58.680 kicker or a girl baseball player or whatever, there's also a coach who really likes to be
00:57:04.720 on camera. Yeah. There's also a coach who's kind of a marketing guy. There's kind of a little
00:57:10.000 bit of a marketing genius. Yeah. That's a really good point. You know, it doesn't seem
00:57:13.440 like this girl really has the pitches to make it on the Browns men's baseball team. And 1.00
00:57:17.140 if she does, that's embarrassing for all the men on the Browns men's baseball team, whatever.
00:57:21.220 Yeah. But there's always like the PR, the coach loves the spotlight a little bit. He likes
00:57:26.480 the attention. So exactly. Let's truly compare the first person who got cut or like the last
00:57:31.840 person who got cut last man in and then the, the, her. And I think that the guys would
00:57:37.260 be better, but I don't know. We always said it's a meritocracy. If you know, if you're
00:57:42.760 good, then play. And if you're not. Be undeniable and you'll be on. Yeah. And then
00:57:47.060 they kind of called our bluff now where it's like a true girl is on the team. And now I'm 0.99
00:57:51.900 kind of backtracking and I am going to just say, I think they should be separate. Interesting.
00:57:57.120 I think there shouldn't be girls in women's sports or men and girls sports in any way it 1.00
00:58:01.300 comes, whether it's trans or just a good athlete. I think she should go be the number one softball 1.00
00:58:05.980 player in the country. I certainly agree with you there. And I'm almost positive that she
00:58:11.820 probably didn't genuinely beat someone out like that. I hate to say it. Once again, the
00:58:16.840 coach, coach gets the lighting, right? He's got the framing, the camera crews there. So
00:58:21.760 I don't know. It's 2022. I'm a progressive guy. Yeah. It's mostly marketing. And then also
00:58:26.460 the college. I'm sure there was some, I'm sure there's like a woman athletic director or 1.00
00:58:30.620 a donor or something who has 20 million if they let the girl on the team. Exactly. Or the 1.00
00:58:34.720 athletic director is some lady who'd never played sports before. Well, that's how the 1.00
00:58:38.160 Ivy league goes. There's always the kid on the team whose mom made $300 million last
00:58:42.880 year. And you're like, huh, this kid's five, six and he's a running back. Like what happened?
00:58:47.080 So there are a few of those. There's definitely a few of those in the Ivy league, but, um, why
00:58:52.140 is this not even good, but his parents names on the wall of the building? Yeah. You know,
00:58:56.880 that donor list, that football program that has the donor list. Yeah. They're always at
00:59:00.460 the top. That's how it goes. Um, what is this an uplifting gold for? I don't know.
00:59:06.660 Okay. Just a clerical error on your end. No. Um, you just wanted some extra cringe in the
00:59:12.480 uplifting. Yeah. I guess it didn't fit anywhere else. Okay. And we, and everything else had
00:59:17.000 their slots full of like cringe and urban. Hey, trust me. You don't need to explain what
00:59:21.680 you're doing in uplifting gold. You've already not followed any rules that you've set for yourself.
00:59:25.100 That's why we do it. Yeah. Next is that another guy who probably shouldn't have been uplifting
00:59:28.780 gold. The gum schizo guy schizo season, one piece of gum every seven years. Okay. So, 0.98
00:59:35.840 so we all know we live in a big simulation, right? Yeah. Everything around us is generated,
00:59:40.700 right? That there's one thing that isn't part of the simulation. That's gum. Gum is weird.
00:59:46.040 You chew it. You could just chew, chew, chew, chew forever. That's because gum comes from outside
00:59:50.100 of the simulation. Gum is real. Okay. So you also know you, if you swallow gum, it stays in your
00:59:56.920 system for seven years and every cell in your body changes every seven years, right? And, and the
01:00:01.660 seven year it, you change personalities every seven years. That's because every seven years they come
01:00:06.340 from the outside and they take you away and put a whole new you in there and they can change you
01:00:10.280 any way they want. But if you, if you swallow the gum, then they can't cause the gum locks you in
01:00:14.620 place. Cause the gum is real. Gum is their weakness. Swallow one piece every seven years.
01:00:19.060 Any more than that, you might get a stomach ache, but one piece every you should swallow.
01:00:24.240 Hey, it's schizo season. Yeah. That sounds sound to me. I don't know. I don't know enough to 0.73
01:00:28.460 dispute this. So there's a little bit of advice for everyone listening. Just swallow your pieces
01:00:32.460 of gum. I've never been a big gum swallower. I do. I think that this was on myth busters or,
01:00:38.200 you know, one of those types of shows and it like the gum lasts for like 36 hours or something.
01:00:42.720 It just goes right through. Yeah. It's not real. It's not real. But now I'm seeing that as a big
01:00:47.460 conspiracy because this guy's talking a lot of sense. Yeah. So myth busters probably in on it,
01:00:51.700 right? Myth busters is controlled opposition. For sure. We've seen the guy, we've seen the,
01:00:56.120 those clowns. So yeah. Okay. All right. Good to know. So myth busters is the opposite. Whatever 0.94
01:01:01.520 they myth bust is still myth. There's no busting of any myths. All right. Second to last clip,
01:01:08.700 the true love old people. This is nice. This, this would qualify as standard uplifting goal. This is real
01:01:13.960 uplifting. So much. You can't even get it in your head. Every five minutes. He tells you. Yes. I say
01:01:26.620 to him, Charlotte. Isn't that nice? The old people like each other. And then I have to drop it. They 1.00
01:01:34.660 look good. 95 and 90 or whatever. Just to tell me how masculine and vibrant I am. One piece of
01:01:42.660 advice. Vibrant young man. Pick the right mate. Oh, grandpa's been a very good husband. He still is.
01:01:50.560 And he's very sweet. And that's nice that he's a little older and then she kind of takes care of
01:01:55.180 him. Cause then if you go the other way, you have to take care of somebody who's old. And that was
01:01:59.800 you don't want to do that. Are you talking personally or what are you talking about?
01:02:04.280 If it was 95 and 90 the other way, he'd have to be taking care of the old lady. That's true. 1.00
01:02:10.360 That's true. He did it right. That guy's nice. Pick the right mate. It's very important. Don't
01:02:13.940 just marry anybody. That's why it's uplifting. Extremely fair. I like it. Yeah. I'm uplifted.
01:02:20.220 That uplifted me. The gum conspiracy guy, maybe. Girl playing baseball. Not really. Not really.
01:02:25.620 She was throwing lollipops out there. Gone forever. Goodbye. The target kickball. 1.00
01:02:31.060 Kind of weird. Nah. The midget prank on the dad. That's uplifting. So we're half and 1.00
01:02:36.120 half. All right. Last cup of uplifting gold. It's the Marine with the trumpet. This should
01:02:40.000 leave us all on a good note going into the weekend.
01:02:50.500 All right. Well, that should get everyone uplifted and going into the weekend on a nice note.
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