Fleccas Talks Podcast - January 17, 2025


EVIL WOMAN CRIES WOLF


Episode Stats

Length

1 hour and 12 minutes

Words per Minute

193.6858

Word Count

14,049

Sentence Count

1,685

Misogynist Sentences

46

Hate Speech Sentences

85


Summary

Trump is promising no rhinos for his cabinet picks. Then we have another round of roasting Andy Elliott disciples. After that, we have a trans congressperson who s reading to kids. And last but not least, in urban decay, a fridge delivery ends in chaos. All this and more on today s episode of Flag of Socks.


Transcript

00:00:00.000 All right. Welcome back to Flag of Socks, a podcast episode 230. Today on the show,
00:00:07.240 Trump is promising no rhinos for his cabinet picks. We're going to go over that.
00:00:11.720 Then we have another round of roasting Andy Elliott disciples you're not going to want to
00:00:16.620 miss. After that, we have a trans congressperson who's reading to kids. We're going to tell you
00:00:21.860 a little bit about trans literary history. And last but not least, in urban decay,
00:00:26.760 a fridge delivery ends in chaos. All this and more. It's Flag of Socks, a podcast episode 230,
00:00:34.160 ranked the best new podcast of all time.
00:00:41.260 Because words are just words until action actually starts. And actions speak louder than words.
00:00:47.020 But at the same time, words speak louder than actions because sometimes it's the right thing
00:00:50.880 to do. Very cool.
00:00:52.980 Very cool. Very cool.
00:00:55.240 It's Flag of Socks, a podcast featuring Richard.
00:00:59.820 All right. One for one on the intro, as always. Guys, we're in crunch time right now. A new
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00:02:11.740 All right. Thank you to my Patriot Supply for sponsoring. Thank you, my Patriot Supply.
00:02:16.600 You guys know the deal. It's always a good time to be prepared for the worst,
00:02:19.800 especially when you think times are good. That's actually the best time to be prepared.
00:02:22.760 So you prepare when times are bad and then when times are good. Yeah.
00:02:25.960 And that's what being prepared is. It's called being prepared.
00:02:28.620 That's smart. All right. Episode 230. Yeah.
00:02:31.860 Hey, 230. It's a round number. 230 is also a great time of the day.
00:02:36.160 230. That's usually what my dentist appointment is.
00:02:38.380 No, but think about it. When you're a kid, 230, it's like school's out or about to be out.
00:02:45.120 And it's a Friday episode, Friday at 230. That's like wired deep in us of a great thing.
00:02:51.560 230, Friday. Yeah. Adults don't have that anymore.
00:02:54.520 230 is like a midway point between you getting home from work.
00:02:58.040 I think 230 is still good. It's all downhill after 230.
00:03:01.080 All right. Fair. Well, happy Friday, everybody.
00:03:03.000 We're going to start the show with a story from our personal life.
00:03:06.880 Something crazy happened to me and young Jerry, the Rottweiler.
00:03:11.340 Yesterday, we were on a walk. This is like a crazy real story.
00:03:14.800 Are you ready for this? I've already heard it.
00:03:16.460 He's heard it. Okay.
00:03:17.540 So I'm going to try to make it quick because we can't sidetrack the show.
00:03:21.680 But Jerry and I were out for a walk the other day and we're going down the street.
00:03:25.420 And then I hear this woman yelling like, Zeus, no, get back here.
00:03:30.420 And I turn and two giant Mastiffs are running full speed right at us like a missile.
00:03:37.600 And it wasn't like coming to sniff or coming to play.
00:03:40.880 It was like those videos we show in Urban Decay.
00:03:43.440 Those dogs were on a one-way street mission to kill Jerry.
00:03:47.020 The first one comes, 125-pound dog, comes and bites Jerry on the neck, starts thrashing him.
00:03:53.340 And so I start kicking that dog as hard as I can.
00:03:56.460 And I had tied my shoes up before this walk because it was like an exercise walk.
00:03:59.680 So my shoes stayed on, thank God.
00:04:01.800 I kicked the dog as hard as I could in the neck, spun Jerry around.
00:04:05.620 He was still attached, kicked the dog again in the stomach, finally get him off.
00:04:10.160 He's coming back again, kicked him again.
00:04:13.360 He bites Jerry again.
00:04:14.620 Then the other Mastiff was biting Jerry from the other side.
00:04:17.880 I kicked that dog right underneath the chin, right in the head really hard.
00:04:21.500 And then the guy finally like, the guy ran out and the wife ran out and they finally grabbed their dogs by the collar.
00:04:28.380 Absolute insanity, full-blown dog fight.
00:04:32.060 And then the woman is hysterically crying.
00:04:34.060 I'm so sorry.
00:04:34.800 I was just getting a package and the dog got out.
00:04:37.280 I'm so sorry.
00:04:38.360 And I said, why don't you go inside and I'll talk to your husband?
00:04:41.700 And then it was just me and the husband.
00:04:43.480 And I was like, you're a fucking retard.
00:04:46.200 And I was like face-to-face with them like a foot away, just like really digging into them.
00:04:52.140 Like, you're a fucking retard.
00:04:53.440 You have no control of these dogs, no recall.
00:04:56.240 What if I was a woman with a kid?
00:04:58.680 The people who walked by after was a couple with a stroller and a Labradoodle.
00:05:03.900 So if it was them who had to deal with this, their dog would be dead.
00:05:07.240 I literally had to fight these two dogs off.
00:05:10.120 It was absolutely insane.
00:05:11.900 I kicked him as hard as I could.
00:05:13.600 It was a full-blown dog fight like you see on the internet.
00:05:16.500 And it was on from day one, like second one.
00:05:19.260 It wasn't even like, oh, these dogs are coming.
00:05:21.620 They were coming like this.
00:05:23.360 And I just started kicking as hard as I could.
00:05:25.740 And I told the guy, if I had my gun, I would have shot that dog.
00:05:28.760 These dogs need to be put down.
00:05:30.540 And he's like, okay, okay, you made your point.
00:05:32.360 And I'm like, I don't think I did.
00:05:33.940 Retard.
00:05:34.380 I kept, I was just like using fighting words in his face,
00:05:37.600 but I wasn't looking to escalate to physical violence.
00:05:39.760 But I just really need this guy to know he was a retard.
00:05:41.660 And then at the end, you know, at the end, I said, who'd you vote for?
00:05:49.120 And he goes, what do you mean who do I vote for?
00:05:50.760 What does that have to do with anything?
00:05:51.920 What does that matter?
00:05:52.920 And I said, I know you're a retard.
00:05:54.900 I want to know if you're a pussy and a retard.
00:05:57.860 And he goes, I voted for Trump.
00:05:59.340 And I was like, okay, at least you got that going for you.
00:06:02.120 I said, at least you have that going for you.
00:06:03.700 All right, I'll go now.
00:06:04.480 And then he's like, well, you make Trump supporters look bad.
00:06:07.220 And I'm like, no, I'm a great Trump supporter.
00:06:08.920 You make Trump supporters look bad.
00:06:10.800 You don't have control over your dogs.
00:06:12.460 And then I reported the dogs to Pinellas County.
00:06:15.160 I filed an official report with my name, address, and everything.
00:06:18.500 And I'm looking to have those dogs put down.
00:06:22.380 Because if that was anyone else or if that, I'm telling you now,
00:06:26.100 if the owners of the dogs didn't see them run out
00:06:29.120 and it was just me versus those two dogs and Jerry,
00:06:32.420 Jerry would 100% be dead.
00:06:34.240 You don't think you could have done it?
00:06:35.480 You couldn't have incapacitated one and then it's a two-on-one?
00:06:38.300 If I had some weapon with me, maybe, I literally tried my hardest
00:06:43.300 and I was kicking these dogs as hard as I could.
00:06:45.560 But they were like one-track mind, not stopping until Jerry was dead.
00:06:49.800 I'm lucky they were out.
00:06:51.220 The owners came out and got them.
00:06:53.260 If I was by myself or if it was like a girl or with her dog
00:06:57.460 or if it was a kid walking my dog, 100% Jerry's dead.
00:07:02.500 Yeah.
00:07:02.600 So nothing like an adrenaline spike on a random Tuesday night.
00:07:07.240 Crazy.
00:07:07.780 Is that the most your adrenaline spiked in a long time?
00:07:10.240 Yeah.
00:07:10.600 And it's been years since I've like face-to-face called someone a retard
00:07:13.660 and like kind of looked to fight.
00:07:15.220 Yeah.
00:07:15.860 And then after-
00:07:16.380 I think you went a little overboard.
00:07:17.960 Oh, I definitely did.
00:07:18.860 A retard and a pussy, but that's caused by some certain chemical reactions
00:07:21.700 going on in your brain.
00:07:22.640 And also it was deserved.
00:07:24.840 And he goes, okay, you made your point.
00:07:26.220 You made your point.
00:07:27.300 And then after I get home with Jerry and we both laid on the couch
00:07:31.020 and Jerry was like licking me all over like my legs and my face
00:07:34.560 because he knew I fought for him.
00:07:36.660 He knew I fought for him.
00:07:37.920 The relationship has changed.
00:07:39.340 How'd your neck hold up during all of this?
00:07:40.940 Honestly, I didn't notice my neck at all
00:07:42.860 and it didn't hurt last night or two nights ago after,
00:07:45.520 but it does still hurt now.
00:07:48.900 Okay.
00:07:49.460 All right.
00:07:49.820 And then I also bought a shark bat.
00:07:52.160 It's those bats you kill fish with.
00:07:54.220 You hit them on the head.
00:07:54.920 They're like 17-inch bats.
00:07:56.460 So I'm going to carry that around with me from now on
00:07:58.820 and I'm going to pretend that I hit a ball with Jerry at the park,
00:08:01.500 but it's just a dog bat.
00:08:03.000 No gun?
00:08:03.920 No.
00:08:04.140 Well, honestly, in that situation-
00:08:06.680 That's what I'm saying.
00:08:07.300 In the situation, it was like 45 seconds,
00:08:10.200 which doesn't sound like a lot,
00:08:11.340 but when you're in a dog fight for 45 seconds, it was a lot.
00:08:14.440 It was all helicopter.
00:08:16.220 I had Jerry by his harness, just pulling him around,
00:08:18.920 dog attached, spinning.
00:08:20.720 Like I wouldn't have been able to pull out a gun,
00:08:22.620 take the safety off, chamber around.
00:08:25.000 Like I wouldn't even be able,
00:08:26.740 I wouldn't even want a gun on me during that.
00:08:28.780 All right.
00:08:29.180 And then a knife, Chinese Donut Boy is like,
00:08:31.000 oh, you should carry a knife.
00:08:32.580 Opening the blade during, like it would be impossible.
00:08:35.340 It was, I just need a shark bat.
00:08:37.020 I don't know.
00:08:37.860 I don't know.
00:08:38.520 Or if I did the gun, I would have to let Jerry go,
00:08:40.820 let the guy thrash him and then shoot him from the back.
00:08:43.620 I guess I could have done that.
00:08:45.280 Yeah.
00:08:45.840 So, but I filed a report and if it was anyone else
00:08:49.540 walking Jerry or their dog, the dog would have been dead.
00:08:52.860 It was absolutely insane.
00:08:54.160 It was a full blown dog fight,
00:08:56.280 kicking the dogs as hard as I could,
00:08:58.220 trying to kill the dogs with my kicks.
00:09:00.020 And they weren't pit bulls.
00:09:01.520 They were mastiffs.
00:09:02.840 And I go, what was that 140 pound dog?
00:09:04.580 And the guy goes, oh, he's 125.
00:09:06.720 125 pound mastiff.
00:09:08.380 Jerry is a massive dog.
00:09:09.720 He's 105 and he's massive, massive.
00:09:14.720 These mastiffs, 125.
00:09:17.020 The other one was probably 90.
00:09:18.900 It was a girl.
00:09:19.540 Bad dogs.
00:09:20.360 But they just came out like crazy.
00:09:21.720 And they go, oh, they're territorial.
00:09:23.120 I was like, I'm in the fucking street.
00:09:24.660 What do you mean they're territorial?
00:09:25.700 I'm not even at your house.
00:09:27.460 And it was just, I fought two dogs.
00:09:29.540 Yeah.
00:09:29.740 It was crazy.
00:09:30.660 There you go.
00:09:31.320 And I filed a police report
00:09:32.920 and then those dogs are hopefully going to jail.
00:09:34.460 Not a police report, like an animal control.
00:09:35.760 An animal control report.
00:09:37.380 Yeah.
00:09:37.560 Get it on the record.
00:09:39.200 Yeah.
00:09:39.540 And I'm hoping those dogs are killed.
00:09:41.080 All right.
00:09:41.940 They have to be.
00:09:42.680 Because there's like little kids playing in the town.
00:09:45.120 There's couples and families.
00:09:48.040 It's a nice area.
00:09:48.840 No, yeah.
00:09:49.500 It's right by the water.
00:09:50.320 It's right by the water.
00:09:51.180 There's no reason for dogs to be around like that.
00:09:55.180 But Jerry is okay.
00:09:57.000 And I was worried.
00:09:57.660 I told him.
00:09:58.100 I'm like, he's like the sweetest dog ever.
00:09:59.560 You might have just fucked him up.
00:10:01.240 And I said, if you fuck him up, I'll be back.
00:10:03.980 But not in a threatening way.
00:10:04.920 More than like, we're going to make this more official way.
00:10:08.040 So that was that.
00:10:09.160 Got my adrenaline going.
00:10:10.440 Saved Jerry's life.
00:10:11.340 Fought two dogs in between the episodes, baby.
00:10:14.000 Nice work.
00:10:14.760 Thank you.
00:10:15.460 Thank you.
00:10:16.240 And then before we get into the show, Rap Boy and I have been talking about keto lately.
00:10:20.460 We're on a new, more specified diet.
00:10:23.520 Keto OMAD, it's called.
00:10:25.300 Keto One Meal a Day.
00:10:26.960 Because I realized when I was in keto, I was just eating keto food all day and all night.
00:10:31.620 And I'm eating thousands and thousands of calories of like clean food, no carbs, heavy fat.
00:10:37.420 But you can't, you can't lose weight like that.
00:10:39.760 Keto OMAD, you eat all the keto in one meal.
00:10:42.960 And then later in the day, you're hungry, but you're burning fat.
00:10:45.740 What do you do?
00:10:46.680 Use the fat we store.
00:10:48.380 Let's see if this one works, guys.
00:10:49.880 This one's going to work.
00:10:51.000 I can go for a while this way.
00:10:53.540 All right.
00:10:54.160 Good luck to you.
00:10:55.120 That's the end of the personal stories.
00:10:57.580 I fought two dimension.
00:10:58.480 I fought two dogs.
00:10:59.300 Yeah, you did.
00:11:00.100 You did.
00:11:00.360 I fought two dogs.
00:11:01.040 It was crazy.
00:11:01.740 Yeah, that's scary.
00:11:02.460 And the guy was like, oh, you did what you had to do.
00:11:04.280 You did what you had to do.
00:11:05.360 And it's like, you should have seen.
00:11:07.260 It was a missile.
00:11:08.340 This thing was just one track mind trying to kill Jerry.
00:11:10.940 And I was just helicoptering Jerry, kicking it as hard as I could.
00:11:13.980 Pulling Jerry away, kicking him as hard as I could.
00:11:16.280 I really want to see the ring camera.
00:11:17.800 I wish there was a ring camera.
00:11:19.820 And then this guy was in my face, too, after.
00:11:21.860 And I'm like 6'1".
00:11:22.720 He was probably 5'10".
00:11:25.080 And it was just like, why are you so close to my face, dog?
00:11:26.980 Why are you so close to my face, retard?
00:11:28.560 And it was literally like that.
00:11:29.920 I haven't been like that since college football.
00:11:32.600 So it feels good to know I still got it.
00:11:35.360 Dust it off.
00:11:36.180 I was talking to some people.
00:11:37.440 And they're like, oh, I hope you don't have PTSD.
00:11:39.300 And it's like, for Jerry, I hope he doesn't.
00:11:41.580 For me, I gained points.
00:11:43.900 There's no PTSD.
00:11:45.360 I beat up two dogs.
00:11:46.660 I gained points.
00:11:48.040 All right.
00:11:48.400 Let's get into the show.
00:11:49.300 All right.
00:11:49.700 You ready?
00:11:50.280 Yeah.
00:11:50.600 We have a lot of good stuff to get to.
00:11:52.520 Really good urban, really good cringe.
00:11:54.260 And then some news and housekeeping.
00:11:55.840 First stories first.
00:11:56.940 Daniel Penny is back on the subway.
00:11:59.420 He's got a little incognito head scarf thing.
00:12:03.100 And he's reading a book.
00:12:04.060 Notice there are lessons we can learn.
00:12:06.200 Shoelaces tied tight.
00:12:07.380 Yep.
00:12:07.680 Book, so he's not listening to anything.
00:12:09.740 His hearing is not obstructed.
00:12:12.000 He's ready to fight again.
00:12:13.140 He's ready.
00:12:13.900 But he's reading in peace for now.
00:12:15.460 And it's like a peaceful monk or a warrior monk.
00:12:18.780 This is what he wanted all along.
00:12:20.060 Yeah.
00:12:20.500 That's it.
00:12:21.080 Simple.
00:12:21.300 But yeah, nature's healing.
00:12:22.340 Daniel Penny's back on the subway.
00:12:23.960 Good to see him.
00:12:24.600 All right.
00:12:24.880 Speaking of nature healing.
00:12:25.780 And he didn't, you know, do the Kyle Rittenhouse path.
00:12:29.560 Oh, yeah.
00:12:30.040 Start selling gold or whatever.
00:12:31.540 Yeah.
00:12:31.620 He didn't, like, try.
00:12:32.460 He didn't want to talk about it.
00:12:33.620 There was another guy who stopped a mass shooter, that guy in Indiana.
00:12:36.460 You remember him?
00:12:37.520 He shot some guy with a pistol from, like, 40 yards away who was, like, some sort of weird borderline trans school or mall shooter.
00:12:45.360 And he domed him.
00:12:46.680 And he shot him.
00:12:47.620 And he's, like, no press.
00:12:49.080 So I like those type of guys.
00:12:50.580 Me, too.
00:12:51.040 I respect it.
00:12:51.840 Daniel Penny's a show watcher.
00:12:53.020 Thank you, Daniel.
00:12:55.100 All right.
00:12:55.800 Next.
00:12:56.000 Daniel Penny was there fighting the dogs with me.
00:12:57.440 Did I mention I fought the dogs?
00:12:59.500 I had to fight two giant dogs.
00:13:01.380 It was crazy.
00:13:02.040 But I won.
00:13:02.700 And I have points for that.
00:13:03.440 All right.
00:13:03.520 All right.
00:13:03.820 I'm doing a bit.
00:13:04.520 We're not going back.
00:13:05.500 Okay.
00:13:06.140 Next story.
00:13:07.140 Red 3.
00:13:08.080 One of the food dyes is banned.
00:13:10.080 Can you read the headline?
00:13:11.040 The FDA bans red number 3.
00:13:12.780 Artificial coloring used in beverages, candy, and other foods.
00:13:16.200 Evidence shows that the synthetic dye can cause cancer in lab animals.
00:13:20.840 So that's good.
00:13:21.620 And what are we other than gigantic lab animal experiments, human experiments in America?
00:13:26.360 Exactly.
00:13:27.100 And then hopefully they do red 40 next.
00:13:28.920 But this actually doesn't go into place for two years.
00:13:32.120 What?
00:13:32.740 Yeah.
00:13:32.960 Well, and I'm surprised the FDA is doing stuff before Trump and RFK types are in.
00:13:37.520 I think they're doing it to get ahead of it.
00:13:39.300 So they don't have to explain why they didn't do it yet.
00:13:41.660 But they go, why didn't you ban it?
00:13:43.000 Oh, we did.
00:13:43.920 Yeah.
00:13:44.140 But they give Frito-Lay like a two year ramp to get it off supply chains and shit.
00:13:48.700 Two year ramp, which is not good.
00:13:50.120 And then keep in mind, red 3 was banned in cosmetics 35 years ago.
00:13:55.300 It was banned in Europe 30 years ago.
00:13:57.460 35 years ago, they weren't letting you put it on your skin, but they were letting you
00:14:00.840 eat it, stupid.
00:14:01.940 Crazy.
00:14:02.520 Stupid.
00:14:02.920 You did.
00:14:03.660 Hot Cheetos.
00:14:04.580 Fucking ate that shit, you disgusting pig.
00:14:06.560 That red Mountain Dew.
00:14:08.100 You fucking slop animal.
00:14:09.260 You got two years to keep slurping it up.
00:14:11.720 Crazy.
00:14:12.120 And obviously, we know the cycle of how the poison food works.
00:14:14.920 You eat the poison food.
00:14:15.800 It fucks you up.
00:14:16.500 Then you go to Big Pharma.
00:14:17.540 Um, instead of helping you, they mask your symptoms with pills and stuff.
00:14:22.840 And because you don't solve the underlying issue, you need more Big Pharma pills.
00:14:27.480 They keep masking your symptoms.
00:14:28.820 Then you get really, really sick.
00:14:30.100 And it's called customer for life.
00:14:31.680 Yeah.
00:14:32.020 That's the cycle.
00:14:33.380 Um, okay.
00:14:33.960 Next, speaking of things we know are bad for you, children exposed to higher fluoride
00:14:38.720 levels have lower IQs of government study finds.
00:14:41.920 This article came out January 6th, 2025.
00:14:44.840 Yeah.
00:14:45.200 From CNN is reporting on it.
00:14:46.920 Obviously, they're reporting on a government study, but I'm shocked to see CNN kind of
00:14:50.680 honestly covering it, right?
00:14:51.880 But 2025.
00:14:53.380 Yeah.
00:14:53.880 I think we should be scientists because I've known that for 20 years.
00:14:57.140 Yeah.
00:14:57.660 Yeah.
00:14:58.200 I think there are some non-government studies that have been saying that for quite some
00:15:01.340 time.
00:15:01.540 Yeah.
00:15:01.820 Alex Jones type studies.
00:15:03.380 2025 and fluoride's making you stupid.
00:15:06.100 Oh, heavy metals in your brain aren't good.
00:15:08.240 Yeah.
00:15:08.660 What?
00:15:09.020 Well, I drink the fluoride and then I go to school.
00:15:11.920 And I eat the lunch and there's red dye number three everywhere.
00:15:15.340 So I'm double fucked.
00:15:16.860 Double fucked.
00:15:17.560 They're trying to cook us at every level.
00:15:19.020 Yeah.
00:15:19.520 Um, okay.
00:15:20.320 Next, we have a story about a Washington Post anti-Trumper.
00:15:24.880 We had to censor the words a little bit, but Washington Post cartoonist, what's his
00:15:29.160 name?
00:15:29.440 Darren Bell.
00:15:30.260 Darren Bell has been arrested for child hunger.
00:15:33.940 Yeah.
00:15:34.260 Child sexual abuse material.
00:15:36.240 Which is interesting because this guy was a cartoonist.
00:15:40.100 And see, here's some of the things he's cartooned.
00:15:42.780 Yeah.
00:15:43.080 Making fun of MAGA, saying groomer, don't even think about it, Statue of Liberty, Trump trying
00:15:48.980 to grab him by the pee.
00:15:50.440 Yeah.
00:15:50.600 So he was really anti-Trump and he was saying, you know, right wing is stupid for calling
00:15:55.800 everyone a groomer.
00:15:57.100 Turns out we were right and he was projecting.
00:15:59.980 Yeah.
00:16:00.360 The, the, over the heavy handed groomer comparing someone yelling groomer to a German Nazi type.
00:16:06.680 And then while you're fucking going crazy at home on the computer, not a great look.
00:16:12.440 And it hurts your other, the other people who are his peers and equivalents, you know?
00:16:17.320 Yep.
00:16:17.680 If you speak out against grooming, like it's some fucking not normal thing to do, then what
00:16:22.720 are you hiding?
00:16:23.760 Check the hard drives.
00:16:24.600 It's called check the hard drives.
00:16:25.780 We've been calling for this for a while.
00:16:27.060 Yeah.
00:16:27.280 And here he is.
00:16:27.940 Here's his picture.
00:16:28.700 Yep.
00:16:29.020 There he is.
00:16:29.720 That's a check the hard drives type.
00:16:30.940 Check the hard drives.
00:16:32.360 All right.
00:16:32.740 We're in our little bit of a political section here.
00:16:34.880 We got good news.
00:16:35.880 Trump is very aware of people he doesn't want to work with because they're rhinos.
00:16:40.300 He had a post on truth.
00:16:41.860 It's a little long, but can you give it a read?
00:16:43.400 As of today, the incoming Trump administration has hired over 1000 people for the U.S. government.
00:16:48.340 They are outstanding in every way, and you will see the fruits of their labor over the
00:16:51.680 coming years.
00:16:52.640 We will make America great again, and it will happen very quickly.
00:16:55.500 In order to save time, money, and effort, it would be helpful if you would not send or
00:16:59.820 recommend to us people who worked with or are endorsed by Americans for no prosperity,
00:17:05.880 headed by Charles Koch, dumb as a rock, John Bolton, bird brain, Nikki Haley, Mike Pence,
00:17:13.060 disloyal warmongers, Dick Cheney, and his psycho daughter, Liz, Mitt Romney, Paul Ryan,
00:17:18.560 general, question mark, Mark Milley, James Mattis, Mark Jesper, or any of the other people
00:17:23.540 suffering from Trump derangement syndrome, more commonly known as TDS.
00:17:27.140 Thank you for your attention to this matter.
00:17:28.900 I like that.
00:17:29.940 So he's creating a bubble around all these individuals, and if you even have a direct
00:17:33.860 link to Liz Cheney, you're not even being considered.
00:17:36.420 I was an intern in 2018.
00:17:38.780 Nah, you're out.
00:17:39.860 Part of me thinks that some of those Liz Cheney types are going to slither in anyway,
00:17:43.640 under the guise of saying it.
00:17:45.440 But that's the benefit of Trump being around for eight years before being elected this time,
00:17:50.520 is everyone has something on the record.
00:17:52.580 Yeah.
00:17:52.700 You know what I mean?
00:17:53.500 They've gone on CNN, or they've gone into an interview and said,
00:17:56.340 well, I don't like this, or X, Y, and Z.
00:17:58.560 And it's kind of easier to identify the snakes these days.
00:18:01.060 Exactly.
00:18:01.580 If anyone on his short list, the people near him can go, nope, yes, no, yes,
00:18:05.920 and it's all that same criteria.
00:18:07.840 Yeah.
00:18:08.160 So we're at the point where we're right at the precipice of inauguration,
00:18:11.180 and we're at the hopeful stage.
00:18:13.420 Hopeful.
00:18:13.800 Anybody doomering or blackpilling, it's not the time, really.
00:18:16.500 Not the time.
00:18:17.280 Let's blackpill once we're fucked.
00:18:18.720 Yeah.
00:18:19.580 Which, hey, hand to God, might come.
00:18:22.020 Might come.
00:18:22.900 And then Charlie Kirk had an interesting tweet about the process itself.
00:18:27.080 Can you read that?
00:18:28.020 Yeah, he said, so let me get this straight.
00:18:29.420 Three of Trump's cabinet picks, Kristi Noem, Doug Burgum, and Tulsi Gabbard,
00:18:33.660 have all had their confirmation hearings postponed due to paperwork issues.
00:18:37.820 They're blaming both FBI background check delays and a failure of the Office of Government Ethics
00:18:42.540 to complete their reviews.
00:18:44.080 What could possibly be more important for these bureaucrats than completing paperwork
00:18:47.280 on the incoming president's cabinet nominees?
00:18:49.680 Yeah.
00:18:50.080 So they're doing whatever they can to slow us down.
00:18:52.080 Yeah.
00:18:52.560 And that's what we've said, too.
00:18:54.060 Like, we only have a guaranteed two years.
00:18:56.400 So any feet dragging from the establishment, deep state, bureaucrats, whatever you want
00:19:00.600 to call it, does hurt, you know?
00:19:03.140 And that's why, I mean, midterms are obviously going to be huge to retain a majority in the
00:19:07.440 House, which is already slim.
00:19:08.640 But yeah, I mean, the dragging the feet, it's the oldest play in the book.
00:19:12.380 And we saw all the old ladies yelling at Pete Hegseth this week during his confirmation
00:19:17.240 hearing.
00:19:18.440 Yeah.
00:19:19.500 So delay and yell and bird pick at the actual nominees.
00:19:23.920 That's how it goes.
00:19:24.740 That's what we can expect.
00:19:26.020 Yeah.
00:19:26.140 And then we have an update, the Lake and Riley Act.
00:19:30.060 So that was proposed.
00:19:32.360 And that was basically just saying, like, we're going to deport all criminal illegals.
00:19:36.360 Yeah.
00:19:36.560 People who commit petty crimes because Lake and Riley's killer had been convicted of a
00:19:40.560 petty crime, not deported, and then went on to commit a murder, right?
00:19:43.700 So it's pretty standard.
00:19:44.640 Pretty standard.
00:19:45.520 Pretty straightforward.
00:19:47.260 Cut and dry.
00:19:48.180 Here's the Lake and Riley Act.
00:19:49.380 But the Democrats, they needed to add some stuff to it for them to get the signatures.
00:19:54.380 Can you read what it says?
00:19:55.300 The Lake and Riley Act is already up to 49 amendments proposed by various senators.
00:20:00.360 Amendment number 36, submitted by Senator Durbin, seeks to add the Dream Act of 2025 to the bill,
00:20:07.540 including legal dreamers, children of E1, E2, H1B, and L1 workers, who have been in the
00:20:13.640 U.S. since January 1st, 2021, and were under 18 when they were brought to the U.S. and are
00:20:19.000 attending school.
00:20:20.020 So the Lake and Riley Act should have been pretty straightforward, no big deal.
00:20:23.180 And the bill to deport criminal illegals, they're sneaking in amendments that give amnesty to
00:20:31.800 illegals.
00:20:33.000 They literally can't even help themselves.
00:20:34.840 They've never seen a bill they wouldn't attach an amnesty addendum to.
00:20:38.700 And it's crazy.
00:20:40.140 So it's like, it's the backwards and upside down world again, where it's like, oh, the
00:20:43.240 Lake and Riley thing, that should be good.
00:20:44.720 And no, but actually gives legal rights to all these people who kind of got here on sketchy
00:20:49.600 ways.
00:20:49.740 Yeah, we'll sign that as long as we can give amnesty to a bunch of illegals.
00:20:53.020 What?
00:20:53.720 Yeah.
00:20:54.060 The whole point of the act, get rid of the illegals.
00:20:55.720 Yeah.
00:20:55.920 It's called the feel good all the time bill.
00:20:58.160 And we're going to start giving people pills.
00:21:00.360 You know, it's like, it doesn't match.
00:21:02.520 The words don't match the reality.
00:21:03.980 And I hate these addendums.
00:21:05.160 And why are we even listening to fucking Dick Durbin?
00:21:07.580 Why are we listening to Democrats?
00:21:09.060 We have the majority.
00:21:10.460 Shoehorn it in.
00:21:11.080 We don't need to make everybody happy.
00:21:12.900 Pisses me off.
00:21:13.860 Pisses me off, too.
00:21:14.940 All right.
00:21:15.400 All right.
00:21:15.800 Next, Vivek has been missing since his H1B thing.
00:21:20.160 Yeah.
00:21:20.860 Have you seen me?
00:21:21.760 Here he is on the milk carton.
00:21:22.960 Is that real?
00:21:23.880 Yeah, that's real.
00:21:24.920 After his blow up on Twitter, where he kind of talked about Screech being more like Screech
00:21:29.720 instead of Zach Morris or Mario Lopez's character, who I think won the California State Wrestling
00:21:34.940 Championship.
00:21:35.740 Yeah.
00:21:36.080 Yeah.
00:21:36.240 I'd like to be like Screech.
00:21:37.540 Didn't he like do a sex tape and something after?
00:21:39.740 Yeah.
00:21:39.920 He's on pills and he died.
00:21:41.280 But he disappeared from Twitter.
00:21:42.500 He hasn't done anything.
00:21:43.500 He basically has had like, I think, two tweets since then.
00:21:46.120 Was Screech even smart in Saved by the Bell?
00:21:48.080 Not really.
00:21:48.560 He was like stupid and goofy.
00:21:50.160 He was like Shaggy from Scooby-Doo.
00:21:51.860 He was a pure nerd through and through.
00:21:53.580 But Vivek didn't get that because he was doing science fair projects on the weekends.
00:21:57.080 He didn't have time to watch TV.
00:21:58.720 He didn't watch the show.
00:22:00.940 Yeah.
00:22:01.060 So true.
00:22:01.660 And then Trump encourages Vivek Ramswami to seek Ohio Senate open seat, J.D. Vance's
00:22:07.800 seat.
00:22:08.200 Yeah.
00:22:08.460 That could be interesting.
00:22:09.320 Just don't do any of that H-1B stupid shit.
00:22:11.320 Yeah.
00:22:11.600 I kind of don't trust you at all, brother.
00:22:13.800 So good luck.
00:22:15.080 Stay as far away from foreign workers as possible because obviously you have some ethnic ties
00:22:20.420 that you care about more than Americans.
00:22:23.060 Which takes us to our migrant section.
00:22:25.100 Yeah.
00:22:25.920 Our first story, TB and PA.
00:22:29.640 And we're not talking Tom Brady.
00:22:31.000 Yeah.
00:22:31.660 Tom Brady is still retired and he's not going to the Eagles.
00:22:35.400 Big scandal unfolding in Charleroi, PA, which, well, I'll get to it.
00:22:41.680 Rumors were circulating that there was a tuberculosis outbreak in Charleroi school district.
00:22:45.960 The school called it fake news.
00:22:47.700 Today, they sent out a new notice that there was actually a kid with tuberculosis attending
00:22:52.340 school without a doctor's clearance.
00:22:54.780 And Charleroi had a 2,000% increase in their Haitian migrant population.
00:22:59.480 And the school system had an 1,800% increase in their schools, overwhelming the entire system.
00:23:05.320 Great.
00:23:05.660 So that was one of the Haitian towns we covered back before the election, right after the Springfield
00:23:11.100 stuff.
00:23:11.820 And we had played some interviews from people talking about how the classrooms went from
00:23:15.860 like 25 people to like 40 kids stuffed in there and all the new arrivals were Haitians.
00:23:20.840 Tuberculosis in middle America.
00:23:22.320 So now they're disease-ridden and they got them deep in the country.
00:23:25.560 And these are the exact type of people.
00:23:27.540 This is when we're talking about the last couple episodes where Homan and the Trump administration
00:23:32.520 is talking about getting criminal illegal aliens out.
00:23:35.200 These are exhibit A of the type of illegal aliens I want out, too.
00:23:39.260 Everybody's got to go.
00:23:40.120 But the school lies about it at first, too.
00:23:42.340 They send out a note, like, everybody calm down.
00:23:44.080 It's not true.
00:23:44.840 This is right-wing propaganda.
00:23:46.280 Someone went and typed it out, some secretary woman, all to update it a week later, right?
00:23:50.500 And at what expense?
00:23:51.820 The kids.
00:23:52.660 The safety of the children.
00:23:53.780 Yeah.
00:23:54.300 Great.
00:23:54.860 Don't want to give any points to MAGA.
00:23:57.280 Don't tell anyone to keep the kids going to school with tuberculosis.
00:24:00.400 Okay.
00:24:01.180 Next migrant story is from Europe.
00:24:03.680 Richard, can you read this guy's tweet?
00:24:05.300 This is a guy who just became a British citizen.
00:24:07.860 Yesterday, I became British.
00:24:09.520 I thought the ceremony will be nationalistic and a bit cringe until the Lord Mayor of Brighton
00:24:14.400 started his speech with,
00:24:15.720 As-salamu alaykum.
00:24:17.120 Great.
00:24:18.080 Great.
00:24:18.360 And he's openly talking shit about the country he was begging to join, begging to be a citizen.
00:24:24.300 Calling it cringe.
00:24:25.120 Yeah.
00:24:25.600 Imagine anybody doing that to a different country.
00:24:27.680 It's interesting because when you go through, like, TSA or customs in American airports,
00:24:33.800 sometimes they want to see, like, let me see your email.
00:24:36.380 Who are you staying with?
00:24:37.400 They get really invasive.
00:24:39.000 But then when you do something like this, it's just no issue.
00:24:42.320 Yeah, we're already going to let you in.
00:24:43.560 Yeah, we suck.
00:24:44.300 We're colonizers.
00:24:45.140 It's your turn.
00:24:45.800 You can have the country.
00:24:46.600 I'll whip myself on the back a little bit.
00:24:48.400 As-salamu alaykum, brother.
00:24:49.660 Yeah, literally.
00:24:50.380 And then there's another story in France where a socialist French theater, it's like a woke theater.
00:24:57.120 They were trying to be nice, so they let a bunch of migrants come.
00:25:00.040 And can you read the headline?
00:25:01.000 Well, a French leftist theater faces bankruptcy after opening its doors to 250 African migrants for a free show.
00:25:09.180 Then they refuse to leave and remain in the building five weeks later.
00:25:13.460 So they just start camping out.
00:25:16.460 It was a show.
00:25:17.300 It was like a two-hour show.
00:25:19.060 Yeah.
00:25:19.740 They did the standing ovation at the end, and then, like, nobody left.
00:25:24.540 They're like, oh, okay, this chair's pretty comfy.
00:25:26.560 It's warm in here.
00:25:27.640 Yeah.
00:25:28.180 And here, I'll read a little more about it.
00:25:31.040 Macron is not helping.
00:25:33.080 And the estimated cost of the cancellations of private and public events has been estimated to stand at several hundred thousand euros in direct losses,
00:25:40.820 a theater spokesperson said last month.
00:25:43.060 So, like, not a small amount of money.
00:25:45.940 The theater's income model, which is 70% based on ticket sales and 30% on subsidies, has collapsed.
00:25:52.440 And then local businesses have also complained about losses.
00:25:55.460 So, like, if you're a coffee shop next door or if you're a restaurant, you're fucked because they're all milling about outside and loitering.
00:26:03.640 And, you know, obviously people aren't going to come for shows and give you that business, right?
00:26:07.240 Yeah, the irony is thick there.
00:26:08.940 And then here's the migrants.
00:26:10.300 Here's a picture of them.
00:26:11.180 I don't really see women or children.
00:26:13.060 These are all refugees.
00:26:14.020 They need help.
00:26:14.500 Where are the women and children?
00:26:15.560 Yeah.
00:26:15.740 And then apparently all the migrants are claiming to be minors, which entitles them to be able to stay.
00:26:20.920 And a local activist group is saying that anyone who questions these grown-ass men's ages is racist.
00:26:27.520 So, classic.
00:26:28.840 It's what you get.
00:26:29.560 And it's like, if you're the grown men, what are you running from?
00:26:32.660 What are you fleeing?
00:26:34.120 Or why are you a refugee?
00:26:35.660 You're the issue.
00:26:36.840 Yeah, and now you're here and now we're refugees.
00:26:39.480 Yeah, exactly.
00:26:40.560 And there was a French quote, an old French quote that I thought applies to this.
00:26:45.460 Can you give that a read?
00:26:46.300 It said, your universe has no meaning to them.
00:26:48.420 They will not try to understand.
00:26:50.200 They will be tired.
00:26:51.720 They will be cold.
00:26:52.860 They will make a fire with your beautiful oak door.
00:26:55.420 Yeah, that's what we're dealing with.
00:26:58.060 Third world shit.
00:26:59.820 And then speaking of third world shit, literally, our next story is about India.
00:27:05.780 Obviously, there's a lot of Indians here.
00:27:07.700 But India is a third world country.
00:27:10.200 And with third world country comes third world shit.
00:27:12.900 Listen to how they're shitting.
00:27:14.940 If this circle represents all of the open defecation that happens in the world,
00:27:20.880 this is the fraction that happens in India.
00:27:24.340 And this is the fraction that happens only in rural India.
00:27:30.960 65% of rural Indians defecate in the open.
00:27:36.860 So what that means is that most of the open defecation that happens in the world happens in rural India.
00:27:43.080 And most rural Indians defecate in the open.
00:27:46.420 Every day, 500 million people in villages in India go in the fields rather than use a toilet or a latrine.
00:27:57.500 500 million people a day are shitting on the ground.
00:28:01.700 Not good.
00:28:02.380 That's like almost twice the size of America.
00:28:05.040 And this is a TED Talk.
00:28:06.800 So I don't think they solved it since the TED Talk was released.
00:28:10.380 Yeah.
00:28:10.780 What percent of the people wipe?
00:28:12.720 I don't think they do.
00:28:13.900 I think they pinch off.
00:28:14.960 We showed that one video of the guy.
00:28:16.340 Yeah, they just pinch off and go.
00:28:17.660 Outside of Niagara Falls.
00:28:18.960 So it's also just leaving a mess back there, guys.
00:28:21.840 Yeah.
00:28:22.320 Big mess.
00:28:23.100 But, you know, we can't count Indians out entirely.
00:28:27.600 They do have some skills.
00:28:29.260 One of them is, I think, self-defense based on this next video.
00:28:32.060 I got to volunteer for the...
00:28:54.660 Then he goes and cooks the street food.
00:28:58.280 And my favorite is this guy.
00:29:00.720 He goes in and then he kind of opens his mouth like he's attacking.
00:29:03.780 Like, instantly stops.
00:29:05.260 He knows what's going to happen.
00:29:06.540 You should have done this with the dogs.
00:29:07.920 If only you saw this video before that.
00:29:09.320 To the owner.
00:29:10.220 Yeah.
00:29:10.740 Hey, sorry about that.
00:29:13.580 This actually happens to me in my sleep training at night.
00:29:17.300 Oh, smart.
00:29:18.180 When the entities and whoever comes and takes me in my sleep for sleep training,
00:29:23.020 the only thing I can remember is sometimes I bite their fingers as hard as I can.
00:29:27.240 That's, like, the only memory I have from my night's sleep training.
00:29:30.100 Okay.
00:29:30.620 It's pretty good.
00:29:31.160 I'm just going to ignore that and move on.
00:29:33.260 All right.
00:29:33.820 Let's get to our next story.
00:29:35.060 We have some updates from the fires.
00:29:36.300 We're not going to spend a ton of time on the fires.
00:29:38.000 I'm done with the fires.
00:29:38.940 I'm done with the fires, too.
00:29:40.180 But, you know, information is information.
00:29:42.520 Trump had a great point.
00:29:44.200 He posted a text.
00:29:45.520 Someone texted him.
00:29:46.400 Yeah.
00:29:46.660 The actual irony, a homeowner consents to pay property taxes that will go to the fire department.
00:29:51.820 The funds are diverted to illegal immigrants because L.A. is a sanctuary city.
00:29:56.140 An illegal immigrant comes and sets your house on fire.
00:29:59.120 And the fire department doesn't have the resources to put it out.
00:30:01.900 The homeowner paid for their own destruction.
00:30:04.660 On top of that, the government is so inept that the insurance companies won't insure houses here anymore.
00:30:09.940 So the homeowner is left with nothing.
00:30:12.240 Crazy.
00:30:13.080 And this is, I mean, that's obviously something that we've been talking about a lot is the end of the social contract.
00:30:18.100 These cities have gone so far beyond the scope of what is expected of them.
00:30:23.780 And they're playing political games because Trump got elected.
00:30:26.500 So we have to protect the migrants.
00:30:28.000 And Biden let everybody in.
00:30:29.320 And we're going to give them free health care, the state of California.
00:30:31.980 So, like, all that stuff actually means something.
00:30:34.460 It's not just nothing.
00:30:36.180 And usually when the times are good enough, you can get away with it.
00:30:38.920 But when times are bad, it reveals how backwards it really is.
00:30:42.260 Exactly.
00:30:42.760 Great point.
00:30:43.340 Social contract.
00:30:44.260 Broken.
00:30:44.920 And it has been.
00:30:45.680 And then this is just, like, the end of it.
00:30:47.940 The result of it.
00:30:48.960 Right.
00:30:49.800 And then we now have a couple of headshots or what they called mugshots of some of the looters and burglars.
00:30:56.340 L.A. low lives.
00:30:57.120 The looters, burglars and drug addicts arrested during Palisades fire share a common trait.
00:31:01.580 Yeah.
00:31:02.020 What's the common trait, Daily Mail?
00:31:03.800 I could probably say it.
00:31:05.200 I don't know.
00:31:05.780 This guy, I'm disappointed in top right.
00:31:07.900 Yeah.
00:31:08.340 He could be one of us.
00:31:09.860 Why'd you do that?
00:31:10.980 He probably was trying to get drugs money.
00:31:13.300 Shame, top right.
00:31:14.440 Shame.
00:31:14.780 And abuela, too.
00:31:16.400 Granny.
00:31:17.380 Middle bottom left.
00:31:18.300 Just need a little extra stuff.
00:31:20.080 Come on.
00:31:20.800 She was stealing the, what do you call it?
00:31:23.100 The pledge.
00:31:23.840 The more lemon pledge.
00:31:25.060 Lemon pledge.
00:31:26.760 That's interesting.
00:31:27.960 But real common trait.
00:31:28.980 That's interesting.
00:31:29.440 Daily Mail said that.
00:31:31.140 Show watchers.
00:31:32.140 Yeah.
00:31:32.260 Okay.
00:31:32.900 And then our next clip is Joe Biden talking about how he's going to give money to people
00:31:38.260 whose homes were affected.
00:31:40.440 About $150 billion worth of damage.
00:31:43.640 We gave hundreds of billions of dollars to Ukraine.
00:31:46.100 And then this is how much money everyone's getting from Joe Biden.
00:31:48.580 And I want to be clear.
00:31:50.560 We're not waiting until those fires are over to start helping the victims.
00:31:54.860 We're getting them help right now, as you all know.
00:31:57.880 People impacted by these fires are going to receive one-time payment of $770.
00:32:03.360 One-time payment.
00:32:05.220 $770.
00:32:06.220 You lost your house, but you can order pizza, get a PS5, and two games.
00:32:11.920 And an extra controller for your cousin to play.
00:32:13.960 Exactly.
00:32:14.820 That's it.
00:32:15.500 Yeah.
00:32:16.380 And I don't know, man.
00:32:17.460 When disasters like this happen, like, what is the amount?
00:32:20.120 What should it be?
00:32:21.300 You know, they give away a paltry little amount to North Carolina and to L.A., obviously.
00:32:27.520 What should it be?
00:32:28.980 I don't really know the answer to that.
00:32:30.580 But it seems insulting when you see these gigantic numbers going abroad.
00:32:34.760 Especially-
00:32:35.180 Going to illegals.
00:32:35.800 Exactly.
00:32:36.140 That's it.
00:32:36.580 Going to Israel and Ukraine.
00:32:37.780 Israel, Ukraine.
00:32:38.900 And then remember the illegals in the hotels get $500 a month for food.
00:32:43.220 They get the free housing.
00:32:45.920 They get education, health care.
00:32:47.860 So it's like they give people the $500 debit cards already, and then we're giving everyone
00:32:53.200 in California $700 who lost everything, and they're American citizens?
00:32:56.560 Yeah.
00:32:57.020 Seems like a problem.
00:32:58.140 Yeah.
00:32:58.680 For people who've been paying attention to where the money's been going, it's really dark
00:33:02.320 when you look at it.
00:33:03.100 And then sad news for Hunter Biden.
00:33:05.680 Hunter Biden's art, insured for millions, burned in L.A. wildfire.
00:33:09.840 He had about 200 of his paintings in storage in Pacific Palisades, and they were insured
00:33:15.860 for-
00:33:16.560 It could be worth up to $30 million.
00:33:19.480 $30 million.
00:33:20.520 And this is one of those-
00:33:21.260 Poor guy.
00:33:21.940 I know.
00:33:22.520 He's really struggling.
00:33:23.620 This is one of those things exactly like the Clinton Foundation.
00:33:26.360 Remember when the Clinton Foundation got all the donations on Earth, and then she lost
00:33:30.820 the election to Trump, and then the donations got like one-tenth.
00:33:35.060 So Hunter kind of sold the top here.
00:33:38.060 The fires came.
00:33:39.040 Maybe he lit them.
00:33:40.220 Well, what I was thinking is he reverse evacuated his art.
00:33:44.120 Yeah.
00:33:44.500 Like, oh, the fire's coming, and it's like, get all the art in the house.
00:33:47.200 Get all the art in the storage.
00:33:48.760 Get all the art in the house, and it's insured.
00:33:50.700 Get that piece of shit out of the car.
00:33:52.240 We have no room for that art.
00:33:53.680 Put it in.
00:33:54.420 So he puts all the art in his house, takes some photos, house burns down.
00:33:58.400 Oh, man, my art was in there.
00:34:01.520 Fully pardoned, $30 million check coming his way.
00:34:05.520 He really has finessed everybody.
00:34:07.060 He's finessed everybody.
00:34:08.180 He's like the top heist guy.
00:34:09.860 I know.
00:34:10.360 He's the boss.
00:34:11.300 I know.
00:34:12.060 I'd like to hench for him.
00:34:13.200 I know.
00:34:13.980 All right, we're getting into our final page of housekeeping.
00:34:16.220 Before we get there, make sure you tickle the algo.
00:34:17.900 Help us juice the algo.
00:34:19.080 Leave a like, comment again, and notifications.
00:34:22.700 Yeah, sure.
00:34:23.480 That was a bad one.
00:34:24.500 Not your best.
00:34:25.280 Whatever.
00:34:26.240 Okay, our next story.
00:34:28.400 A woman who was working for an HVAC company found a terror sleeper cell in Chicago.
00:34:34.520 Guys, the suspicious materials in question were apparently discovered by a contractor
00:34:39.400 who was scheduled to service the units inside this apartment building.
00:34:43.320 We talked to her, and what she says she found were pretty clear red flags that needed to be
00:34:47.560 reported to authorities.
00:34:48.740 I had the master key, and I went in there, and I came across a lot of things, and I was
00:34:54.760 like, that don't seem right.
00:34:56.860 Melissa Carraway works for an HVAC company that was scheduled to service units at 533
00:35:02.060 East 33rd Place in the Lake Meadows neighborhood.
00:35:05.160 She says residents get advanced notice that they'll be making the rounds and entering their
00:35:09.440 units.
00:35:09.860 When no one answered the door, she says she let herself in.
00:35:13.180 I came across some C-4s, some explosives, a rifle, a lot of fake IDs, a lot of fireman
00:35:23.220 stuff, a lot of police force stuff, and it just looked like it was fake, you know?
00:35:27.660 She says the discovery happened around 10 a.m. in a unit on the sixth floor.
00:35:31.740 She wasn't sure what to do at first, but says she called police about a half hour later.
00:35:35.920 Video of the response shows law enforcement with ballistic shields, others with rifles.
00:35:41.220 The entire building was evacuated, officers going door by door to tell residents they
00:35:46.140 needed to leave.
00:35:47.120 Wow.
00:35:47.600 So that's kind of crazy.
00:35:49.200 Yeah, good alert.
00:35:50.400 Good job finding that.
00:35:51.700 Yeah, thank you.
00:35:52.540 Thank you.
00:35:53.340 But unfortunately, it does feel like it's Middle East lone wolf terrorist season a little
00:35:58.000 bit.
00:35:58.140 Sleeper cell season, yeah.
00:36:00.000 Yeah.
00:36:00.280 It's getting greasy.
00:36:01.060 And then something might happen, which will probably bait us into some Middle East war that Israel
00:36:05.860 needs help fighting.
00:36:07.160 Perhaps.
00:36:07.800 Maybe Iran.
00:36:08.700 There are a lot of rumors going around that it's going to be us and Iran going at it next.
00:36:13.240 Lindsey Graham would love nothing more.
00:36:15.200 Yeah.
00:36:15.640 And then our next clip is someone I follow online who is one of my schizo pets, but he's
00:36:21.640 confirming the rumors about Iran.
00:36:23.740 A rumor has it that Iran smuggled missiles into the United States.
00:36:30.560 So Iran wants to attack the United States.
00:36:34.140 So be prepared.
00:36:35.940 There could be a big blackout coming.
00:36:37.920 Big blackout.
00:36:38.940 Heard it there.
00:36:40.120 Rings.
00:36:41.680 Rings closer to true than not.
00:36:43.480 That's one of my pets online.
00:36:44.960 That got like two likes.
00:36:46.160 Yeah.
00:36:46.700 It's completely like no one sees it except for me and it's in my algo.
00:36:50.400 But another person similar to that is this woman whose entire account is dedicated to
00:36:56.340 telling people how she's being followed by the feds.
00:36:58.780 And she actually gives a tip on how to know if you're being followed by the feds.
00:37:03.680 How to tell you're under federal investigation and 24x7 surveillance from someone who's currently
00:37:10.040 under 24x7 surveillance.
00:37:12.980 Without fail, no matter where you go, whether it's a line in a grocery store, an empty aisle
00:37:19.020 in a grocery store, the gym, wherever, there will always be someone who comes and sits behind
00:37:26.880 you.
00:37:27.980 Always.
00:37:31.920 Wow.
00:37:32.480 I walked over here to get away from people so I could have some peace.
00:37:35.680 No, nothing there.
00:37:37.620 This guy, this nice guy, he's just doing incline bench.
00:37:41.200 He's a federal agent on some schizo's Instagram page.
00:37:44.320 Following her.
00:37:45.600 Dude, schizophrenia is scary.
00:37:48.200 These people, you made it past the point.
00:37:50.920 I had some worries about you, but usually they say at a certain age is when it develops.
00:37:54.960 When do you think I broke through?
00:37:56.720 It's like late 20s or something when schizophrenia can really come out.
00:38:00.320 And, you know, I got through it.
00:38:02.220 Yeah, yeah.
00:38:03.000 Most of my shit's true.
00:38:04.560 Yeah, that dog attack.
00:38:05.820 I never saw any proof.
00:38:06.860 Jerry looked fine.
00:38:07.760 I don't know who he's fighting with.
00:38:08.560 I'm just reporting the neighbor's dog.
00:38:10.580 You're a retard or a pussy.
00:38:12.240 I had nobody in the street.
00:38:14.380 You know, I'd like to see the ring camera footage.
00:38:16.400 It's going to look like henchman maxing one.
00:38:18.360 And you cut to the scene and you're just going nuts.
00:38:20.780 Yeah, but it was real.
00:38:22.980 Okay.
00:38:23.220 All right.
00:38:23.780 Our next clip, we have to finish up.
00:38:25.200 We have to finish up.
00:38:26.080 Our next clip.
00:38:27.540 Can you read what it says before we play it?
00:38:29.360 Tortas familiares de $10 de $12.
00:38:32.780 Y la ballena de $15.
00:38:35.720 All right.
00:38:35.920 Let that play.
00:38:36.860 Okay.
00:38:37.700 These are just some giant sandwiches.
00:38:43.820 Wow.
00:38:45.000 Gigantic sandwiches.
00:38:46.240 Meme shit.
00:38:47.140 I never saw anything like this.
00:38:48.880 In my whole life, I never saw anything like this.
00:38:52.580 She can stay.
00:38:53.580 I think she's in Mexico.
00:38:55.300 You see the size of that thing?
00:38:56.700 Yeah.
00:38:57.060 What do you do?
00:38:58.060 You go like this?
00:38:58.760 You eat it?
00:38:59.100 You eat it with your friends.
00:39:00.020 You eat it with a group.
00:39:00.840 Yeah, that's not perfect.
00:39:01.440 Man versus food.
00:39:02.380 It's on some TV show or something.
00:39:03.760 So it's not a personal order.
00:39:05.800 But still, $15?
00:39:08.100 Yeah.
00:39:08.320 You feed the whole party.
00:39:09.500 Yeah.
00:39:10.040 True.
00:39:10.240 That was crazy.
00:39:11.420 Okay.
00:39:11.880 All right.
00:39:12.080 We got to finish strong.
00:39:13.180 All right.
00:39:13.540 Brad Pitt.
00:39:14.060 You're the one wasting time with giant sandwiches.
00:39:16.940 Schizo people with two likes on Instagram.
00:39:19.360 The dog story?
00:39:20.600 You don't think that ate some clock?
00:39:22.660 That was important info.
00:39:24.240 No one ever saw giant tortas like that.
00:39:26.460 All right.
00:39:26.880 All right.
00:39:27.680 All right.
00:39:28.080 Next, this is your story.
00:39:29.580 Can you give it a read?
00:39:30.380 Yeah.
00:39:30.680 I thought this was funny.
00:39:31.600 A woman in France was scammed out of 830,000 pounds, almost a million dollars or euros,
00:39:38.160 after believing she was in a relationship with Brad Pitt.
00:39:40.800 These are the photos she received, allegedly from Brad Pitt, that convinced her.
00:39:45.400 And if you zoom in on a couple of these, it's poorly photoshopped Brad Pitt photos.
00:39:50.600 Because this one's my personal favorite, Brad Pitt holding an Ann I Love You note card
00:39:54.880 with some sort of script font, not handwritten.
00:39:58.480 And it looks to be a theme that Brad's constantly in the hospital.
00:40:01.980 I'm assuming part of the scam is Brad could not afford his medical bills and Ann had to
00:40:06.380 help him.
00:40:06.880 The bottom right.
00:40:08.080 He was in a pinch.
00:40:08.780 Yeah.
00:40:08.920 That's him in surgery.
00:40:10.040 It looks like him.
00:40:11.020 That's Brad in surgery.
00:40:12.360 Good scam.
00:40:13.500 It's easy.
00:40:14.280 I mean, it's sad.
00:40:15.120 It's very sad.
00:40:16.260 But it wasn't that advanced of a scam.
00:40:19.540 You have some Photoshop skills.
00:40:21.580 You could have done that.
00:40:22.460 I could have easily done that.
00:40:23.500 If I was a dark heart, I could easily be scamming some boomer.
00:40:27.280 And I've been watching a lot.
00:40:28.700 I've been watching a lot of videos where police body cams are intercepting people going to
00:40:32.840 an ATM or buying gift cards.
00:40:34.340 It's kind of been in my algo recently.
00:40:36.460 And it's sad.
00:40:37.440 These people get so...
00:40:38.400 They were like, I just got off the phone with Microsoft.
00:40:41.000 And they just have such a tenuous grasp on all the actors that might need information
00:40:46.260 from you.
00:40:47.180 But it's really sad.
00:40:48.260 Very.
00:40:48.580 So, and this is like, you know, America as a country is so rich compared to the world
00:40:54.780 that it's like, our boomers, the entire world is looking to scalp our boomers.
00:41:00.300 Yeah.
00:41:00.800 And they didn't grow up with computers.
00:41:02.600 They didn't have, you know, they're old now.
00:41:04.180 They don't really know anything.
00:41:05.300 That six digit code, they give it.
00:41:07.580 They give it away.
00:41:08.600 And so the entire world is after our boomers and it's pretty sad.
00:41:11.700 So make sure you check in on your grandparents.
00:41:13.700 Got to protect the boomers.
00:41:14.880 Yeah.
00:41:14.980 All right.
00:41:15.420 Our last piece of housekeeping, my shirt.
00:41:19.920 See that?
00:41:20.800 Yeah.
00:41:21.140 See what it says?
00:41:21.940 Yeah.
00:41:22.900 Floyd AI.
00:41:23.880 It's George Droid.
00:41:26.000 That's him playing basketball.
00:41:27.240 The goat.
00:41:27.840 Greatest of all time.
00:41:29.300 George Droid.
00:41:30.480 And obviously it's not financial advice.
00:41:32.580 It never is.
00:41:33.220 But this is from a coin that I'm invested in called Floyd AI, ticker Floyd AI.
00:41:38.840 It's George Droid.
00:41:39.960 And here's a video they just put out that kind of explains it.
00:41:43.040 Microsoft has brought George Floyd back to life.
00:41:46.160 50 years of fentanyl research have given us the first AI integrated fully sentient nigga
00:41:51.140 bot with 6 million nigga Hertz per Negro second processing speeds.
00:41:55.100 Pregnant women detection software, hyper-strengthened carbon fiber neck upgrades, counterfeit money
00:42:01.600 printer with direct auto buys into Floyd AI coin on Solana, perfected three-point jump
00:42:07.260 shot integration with a NeuroFlex data hustle chip.
00:42:10.600 Are you fucking crazy?
00:42:12.340 You're going to make him too powerful.
00:42:13.860 Galaxy gas plasma burners, gang sign translating software, fent reactor mining cryptocurrency
00:42:21.060 while you sleep.
00:42:22.720 He is the only AI nigga bot capable of driving a Dodge Hellcat while shooting full auto Glocks.
00:42:29.440 This cyborg nigga is not to be fucked with.
00:42:33.420 This is the kind of shit I invest in.
00:42:36.320 I see that and I go, okay, where do I send the money?
00:42:39.600 How do I buy this?
00:42:40.680 It's not financial advice.
00:42:41.900 This is the meme coin season of like, this is meme coins.
00:42:45.200 It's a shit coin, but that's the kind of shit I like and I bought it and it's not financial
00:42:50.620 advice, but Bill Gates, Microsoft.
00:42:53.980 Yeah.
00:42:54.540 It's funny as hell.
00:42:55.280 These are big companies.
00:42:56.360 That video is funny as hell, but I hate it when you talk about crypto.
00:42:59.260 Me too.
00:42:59.800 But I wear the crypto shirt all the time.
00:43:02.160 And I need to explain it.
00:43:03.260 And then I saw that.
00:43:04.500 And I mean, Bill Gates, Microsoft, these are huge companies.
00:43:07.780 Yeah.
00:43:08.380 So, okay.
00:43:09.180 That are not involved at all that have poorly animated AI lip reading over them.
00:43:13.420 But yes, it's funny.
00:43:14.460 It's so good.
00:43:15.640 It's so good.
00:43:16.400 All right.
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00:43:37.640 All right.
00:43:37.980 Let's get into Cringe of the Week.
00:43:41.880 All right.
00:43:42.460 Our first story from Cringe of the Week.
00:43:44.360 A congressman named Tim something?
00:43:46.820 Tim McBride.
00:43:47.840 I think he's Sarah McBride now.
00:43:50.080 Yeah.
00:43:50.220 He's the dude who walks around in a wig acting like a lady.
00:43:54.260 Got the Nancy Mace defending the women's bathrooms.
00:43:58.620 Caused all that stir.
00:43:59.660 First trans person elected to Congress.
00:44:01.580 And here he is reading to kids.
00:44:03.980 So I am going to read you.
00:44:06.240 I am jazz.
00:44:07.980 By Jessica Herthel and Jazz Jennings.
00:44:10.780 I have a girl brain, but a boy body.
00:44:16.620 This is called transgender.
00:44:19.500 I was born this way.
00:44:22.840 Then, one amazing day, everything changed.
00:44:27.340 Mom and dad took me to meet a new doctor who asked me lots and lots of questions.
00:44:32.040 Afterward, the doctor spoke to my parents and I heard the word transgender for the very first time.
00:44:40.200 Wow.
00:44:40.640 So just planting that in the kids' brains of, you know, you visit a special doctor and it turns out you're this special, cool thing.
00:44:48.920 And it's extra special and it's cool and it's cool and it's fun and it's fun and it's good and it could be you, right?
00:44:53.800 And the kids are like this tall.
00:44:55.220 Well, yeah, the kids are – if the kids are sitting on the floor, that's a certain age threshold.
00:45:00.860 They don't even have chairs for them.
00:45:02.020 They're not even in desks.
00:45:03.360 And this is a congressman, trans congressman who's reading a book by a trans girl who – or another man who got it chopped off young.
00:45:13.800 Jazz Jennings.
00:45:14.380 So you remember we've covered that on the show for sure.
00:45:17.260 But here's what Tim looked like a few short years ago.
00:45:20.620 Then he got hot.
00:45:21.860 Weak men create hard times and then they immediately try to contact your children and read to them in a setting.
00:45:29.780 Did you ever read to the kids before you were trans?
00:45:32.220 I don't think so.
00:45:33.220 Probably not.
00:45:34.300 And then someone on MSNBC was talking about trans and trans literature and listen to what this trans person says.
00:45:41.980 And there's been a rise in anti-Semitism all over the country right now and it's disgusting and it's horrible.
00:45:48.080 People should know that one of the first things that the Nazis did, I think it was in 1933, was they burned Magnus Hirschfeld's gender for sexuality.
00:45:58.440 Magnus Hirschfeld was studying trans people, LGBTQ people.
00:46:02.300 Lily Elby, who the Danish girl, the film The Danish Girl was about, she had her first gender-affirming procedure at Magnus Hirschfeld's clinic.
00:46:08.640 The Nazis burned it down.
00:46:10.100 All of this research.
00:46:11.980 And they were.
00:46:13.360 Wow.
00:46:13.920 I didn't realize that transgenderism was invented and promoted in Germany pre-World War II.
00:46:19.360 Yeah.
00:46:19.760 I actually did know that.
00:46:21.680 And that was a lot of the books they were burning?
00:46:23.820 Yeah.
00:46:24.320 Shockingly.
00:46:24.920 Wow.
00:46:25.100 You kind of said the quiet part out loud there a little bit.
00:46:27.240 And that's like a stupid person going on the air and bringing up anti-Semitism and transgenderism.
00:46:32.900 And it's like you kind of said too much.
00:46:34.700 You tried to do it, but then you said it in the wrong way where it's like, oh, it was that group?
00:46:40.160 That's what the books they were burning?
00:46:41.260 Oh, good.
00:46:42.180 Burn those.
00:46:42.920 That's crazy.
00:46:43.920 I've never.
00:46:44.440 Wow.
00:46:45.000 Okay.
00:46:45.440 Yeah.
00:46:45.620 A lot of really different from the history we're taught in school.
00:46:48.240 Yeah.
00:46:48.880 Let's get into our next segment.
00:46:51.200 This is a little.
00:46:52.760 Is this the trans stuff?
00:46:53.880 Yeah.
00:46:54.060 This is the freak of the week.
00:46:56.340 Oh, yeah.
00:46:56.960 Unfortunately.
00:46:57.980 And again, this is probably why some people burn some books once upon a time, because this
00:47:02.540 is the end result here is the end result here.
00:47:14.240 Okay.
00:47:14.760 So that person's trans.
00:47:17.520 Nonverbal, unable to communicate, grunts, and can't control the body, but was able to
00:47:23.260 tell a doctor that I'm a boy.
00:47:26.060 So someone mutilated that disabled person.
00:47:28.680 Yeah.
00:47:29.020 Disabled girl.
00:47:30.640 And made them into that.
00:47:32.280 Yeah.
00:47:32.540 So who is it?
00:47:33.380 Who's the ma'am behind the curtain?
00:47:36.240 And then here's the mom of that disabled trans child.
00:47:39.880 Yeah.
00:47:40.180 On the top right, you see her there.
00:47:41.760 That's kind of the ringleader.
00:47:43.020 That's the ma'am behind the curtain.
00:47:44.460 The ma'am behind the curtain, who's putting a little trans bow tie on the disabled person.
00:47:50.200 And, you know, this is, there's multiple criminals here.
00:47:53.260 The mom, the doctor, anyone who helped the doctor, that's like aiding and abetting.
00:47:57.840 There's like a charge there where you don't go to jail for a long time, but you definitely
00:48:01.400 do.
00:48:02.040 You got, you get probation, you know, if you're helping in the, in the surgery, you know,
00:48:06.660 that's, that's in the world that I live in.
00:48:09.300 And much like the trans congressman who was reading to the kids, that's just a year.
00:48:13.500 Yeah.
00:48:13.620 That's not too long, but you got to do a year.
00:48:15.700 And then next time, if you do it again, you get longer.
00:48:18.900 But one thing I was shocked by, we found the Instagram account for this person, this
00:48:24.880 trans, this poor, you know, mutilated child who can't even properly communicate.
00:48:30.900 And I'm reading the captions on some of them and I'm like, who's running this account?
00:48:34.640 It's got to be the ma'am behind the curtain.
00:48:36.600 And the account is called disabled trans boy.
00:48:39.000 It's got to be mommy.
00:48:40.260 And the captions are something like this.
00:48:42.380 I'm getting top surgery today, this afternoon.
00:48:45.040 I'm so excited.
00:48:46.020 Only slept one hour last night.
00:48:47.660 Bye.
00:48:48.660 And then another one says, Hey everyone, I'm one week post-op.
00:48:52.080 I'm starting to be really annoyed with the binder since I haven't taken it off yet, but
00:48:56.460 I'm mostly back to normal.
00:48:58.060 Bye.
00:48:58.440 It's like when the people have a Instagram account for their dog.
00:49:02.080 Yeah.
00:49:02.340 When a woman is running the account for her dog and being like, my mama gave me a bone
00:49:06.560 today.
00:49:07.180 Mommy took me for a pop cup at Starbucks.
00:49:09.260 Then we went to the park.
00:49:10.280 I'm extra happy.
00:49:11.420 Woof.
00:49:12.040 Oh, I'm really tired today.
00:49:13.480 And it's like, you know, nobody's writing it.
00:49:15.600 Nobody did it.
00:49:16.480 And it's just the mom.
00:49:18.800 Yeah.
00:49:19.040 So a lot of criminals here and I'd like to see some justice.
00:49:23.360 Me too.
00:49:24.380 Well, let's move on to our next non-trans cringe story.
00:49:28.780 Andy Elliott and his disciples.
00:49:30.500 We've been talking about these guys since last episode, but also in bonus land, we do
00:49:34.460 too.
00:49:36.260 They're getting out of hand.
00:49:38.260 Once you start looking at them, they come up more in your algorithm and you get more
00:49:42.240 ammo and then you do more research and you kind of hear about them.
00:49:45.640 So that's kind of what's happened.
00:49:46.960 We have to do a follow-up.
00:49:48.060 We have a follow-up and let's just let this clip play.
00:49:50.520 If somebody's like, man, I need to think about it.
00:49:52.480 Hey man, I get it.
00:49:53.200 Andy always says.
00:49:54.680 Losers are always wondering, what if I try and it doesn't work?
00:49:57.300 Winners are always wondering, what if I try and it does work?
00:50:00.120 Where's your head at, bro?
00:50:01.400 How you feeling, bro?
00:50:03.880 Yeah.
00:50:04.680 You see the guy taking notes?
00:50:05.920 The 40-year-old man taking notes across the table from this guy just yapping.
00:50:09.460 Who's like 23.
00:50:10.540 And then obviously with motivational speakers, a lot of times it's people who were successful
00:50:16.320 in business or they did something heroic or they were in the military and they earn their
00:50:20.820 stripes and they kind of tell you, this is how I did it.
00:50:22.940 This is how I overcame adversity.
00:50:24.600 These are some of the trials and tribulations we faced.
00:50:27.060 And this is how I made it happen.
00:50:28.820 And this is how you can too, you know?
00:50:30.440 If you get the medal of freedom, you can go on a corporate press speaking tour where you
00:50:34.600 talk to the Apple sales department, you know?
00:50:37.360 And you make fucking 15, 20K a pop for that.
00:50:39.820 Yeah.
00:50:40.100 Those people deserve it a little bit.
00:50:41.820 They have a story to tell.
00:50:43.400 Exactly.
00:50:43.940 But now the new business model is instead of earning your right to be a motivational speaker,
00:50:49.340 you just become a good motivational speaker.
00:50:52.520 And then you don't actually teach anyone how to do anything.
00:50:56.100 And you just kind of vaguely hint that the people you're talking to just aren't working
00:51:00.340 hard enough.
00:51:00.840 And that's the problem.
00:51:01.820 Yeah.
00:51:02.220 And you know, and it's like, oh, you're not doing well with your business?
00:51:04.540 Well, Andy wakes up at 3 a.m. and does a cold plunge.
00:51:07.280 You don't, you aren't waking up at 3 a.m., are you?
00:51:09.560 Well, you can't say it doesn't work.
00:51:11.020 So there is room to improve then.
00:51:12.420 You can't say the stuff doesn't work until you work as hard as Andy.
00:51:16.140 And then you can talk to us about it.
00:51:17.900 So we did a little more research on that kid and we found out like he's posting like
00:51:21.420 these stories about his timeline.
00:51:23.680 And he basically like went to college, was a car salesman for a year, and then became a
00:51:29.620 salesman coach.
00:51:31.160 So that's pretty quick, right?
00:51:33.260 Doesn't that not make much sense?
00:51:34.840 You're just kind of yapping.
00:51:35.680 Mm-hmm.
00:51:36.440 And then exactly, you just learn, you become an Andy Elliott disciple and you learn how
00:51:40.640 to talk and talk to people about being a man and you challenge him and you kind of allude
00:51:45.600 to them not working hard.
00:51:46.840 And we're going to play this next clip.
00:51:48.460 Before we do, Andy Elliott, if you see this, I'm fat and we can do an Oklahoma drill if
00:51:54.880 you want to call me fat.
00:51:55.920 I explained this last week and I actually have a picture because people didn't know what
00:51:58.960 I was talking about.
00:51:59.920 This is what an Oklahoma drill is.
00:52:02.020 I'd be the one on the left, Andy Elliott be on the right.
00:52:04.240 And then if you want to do that and start on my movement, I'm offense, your defense.
00:52:08.380 And then you can call me whatever you want.
00:52:10.400 But if you can't beat me in an Oklahoma drill, everything I'm saying is true.
00:52:13.500 Yep.
00:52:13.720 All right.
00:52:13.960 Next, there's another disciple of Andy Elliott's named Ian.
00:52:16.580 And then this guy was talking about how he interacted with Ian.
00:52:19.280 I don't remember my first phone call with Ian.
00:52:21.740 I used to weigh 145 pounds and be like, yeah, man, I want to win.
00:52:24.860 Yeah, yeah, yeah.
00:52:25.860 Even though he's like, all right, bro, it's going to be $2,000 for this total recreation
00:52:28.940 event.
00:52:29.280 And then all of a sudden I'm like, oh, shoot.
00:52:30.920 But I got to talk to my girl because, you know, she makes these decisions.
00:52:34.120 And he's like, dude, this is what you're going to do.
00:52:36.380 Stick out your hand.
00:52:37.500 All right.
00:52:37.840 Wave your fingers in the air.
00:52:39.060 I want you to take that.
00:52:40.380 Bring it in front of you.
00:52:41.340 Put it between your legs and grab your balls.
00:52:44.300 And you're going to change your life.
00:52:46.420 We're going to do this.
00:52:47.340 You want to win, right?
00:52:48.320 I'm like, yeah, I do want to win.
00:52:49.560 All right.
00:52:49.900 This is how we do it, bro.
00:52:51.300 What's your credit card?
00:52:52.380 And I'm like, man, dude, this guy just closed the shit out of me.
00:52:55.920 But hey, what's your credit card?
00:52:58.380 You might have heard the story.
00:52:59.880 You might have seen, you know, pieces of the story, how it happened.
00:53:03.220 That where's your what's your credit card?
00:53:04.680 That's the most important part.
00:53:05.920 That's actually the only part that matters.
00:53:07.900 Get your credit card out.
00:53:08.840 Being a strong man starts with sending Andy Elliott $2,000.
00:53:12.440 Yeah, that code on the back.
00:53:14.060 What is that three digit code?
00:53:15.420 And that's the last thing I need from you, brother.
00:53:17.600 And your life's going to change.
00:53:19.020 Yeah.
00:53:19.480 And then after that, it's like, OK, I sent the money.
00:53:21.420 What do I do now?
00:53:22.280 You need to do more.
00:53:23.480 Yeah.
00:53:23.800 More what?
00:53:24.500 Like, what do I do to make the money?
00:53:26.700 Well, this is just the introductory boot camp.
00:53:28.740 You're going to want to go to our summit.
00:53:30.220 And that's what we're going to tell you really how to get it done.
00:53:33.320 What's after the summit?
00:53:34.400 What do I do after the summit?
00:53:35.820 Well, we're going to help you 10x your business.
00:53:38.600 But that information on how to do that specifically, that comes from the workshop.
00:53:42.400 Yeah.
00:53:43.120 So after the summit, you're going to sign up for the workshop where that's where we're
00:53:45.780 going to get very specific.
00:53:47.460 And then after the workshop, what can I expect?
00:53:50.760 What's going to happen then?
00:53:51.800 Is there another event?
00:53:53.020 A boot camp of some kind?
00:53:55.560 Summit, boot camp, workshop?
00:53:57.420 Well, at the workshop, you can talk to Andy, who's very successful at sales.
00:54:00.940 And it's like, oh, what did he sell?
00:54:02.320 This course.
00:54:03.040 Yeah.
00:54:03.520 So it's like a full loop where.
00:54:05.300 And what am I doing right now?
00:54:06.760 This is coaching.
00:54:08.300 So there's like a million different names for getting you to give them $1,200.
00:54:13.000 But all the information you're looking for is just one level away.
00:54:16.480 Yeah.
00:54:16.840 What?
00:54:17.180 Oh, no, no.
00:54:17.640 We're not going to go over that here.
00:54:18.660 You're going to have a one-on-one with Andy.
00:54:20.680 And then he's really going to tell you.
00:54:22.140 You just have to send 50K for that.
00:54:23.600 If you're serious about your business.
00:54:25.440 The high-level people, they send us 20 grand.
00:54:27.560 Then they get to bro out with Andy.
00:54:29.200 Yeah.
00:54:29.460 You slap them on the back.
00:54:30.640 Say, what's up?
00:54:32.120 There's actually a really good page, Baller Busters, that is on Instagram that is doing
00:54:36.320 a lot of shit, exposing these types of guys.
00:54:39.380 And then you find out like these people have like criminal charges or they fled a business
00:54:43.040 or were doing some, like they flipped on someone in a lawsuit five years ago and they reinvent
00:54:49.040 themselves on Instagram in tight clothes and a watch.
00:54:52.480 So it's pretty dark.
00:54:54.400 Do you want me to read this one?
00:54:55.660 Yes.
00:54:55.840 And then we also have a firsthand account of someone who did the Andy Elliott program
00:55:00.080 and they posted about it on Instagram, kind of complaining about how it wasn't what they
00:55:04.020 thought.
00:55:04.400 Can you give that a read?
00:55:05.280 Yeah.
00:55:05.460 This is a follower of ours and that's why I saw it.
00:55:07.920 He said, I paid Andy Elliott and the Elliott group home $50,000.
00:55:12.780 Yes, my bad, but didn't know what I know now.
00:55:15.400 To help me package and price my courses, books, services, and set up total backend infrastructure.
00:55:20.780 The twins, Ian and Evan, losers, parentheses, started yelling at my team to just sell it.
00:55:27.760 They did not produce anything of value.
00:55:30.480 And I have an amazing reputation of changing lives holistically.
00:55:33.260 So this was the beginning of the end of their fraud.
00:55:35.940 I never realized the level of unprofessional BS and scamming was even possible.
00:55:40.460 In the end, they stole my copywritten IP and published a fake testimonial with two other
00:55:45.440 guys.
00:55:46.340 Scammers and fraudster days are numbered as the internet is self-correcting.
00:55:50.100 I mean, reputation is everything and the internet goes both ways.
00:55:53.560 Fraudsters will be exposed, right?
00:55:55.480 Well, buddy, you just need to pay for the one-on-one.
00:55:57.380 Yeah.
00:55:57.900 Then Andy will tell you how to do your job.
00:55:59.980 Yeah.
00:56:00.220 Once you commit the extra money, you actually need to spend $75,000.
00:56:05.480 That was your problem.
00:56:06.360 $50,000 couldn't get it done.
00:56:08.420 All right.
00:56:08.920 Well, that's the edit cringe of the week.
00:56:10.200 We are now moving on to Urban Decay.
00:56:13.880 All right.
00:56:14.360 Our first clip of Urban Decay is this streamer gets confronted at the gym because his cameraman
00:56:19.560 is wearing jeans and that's not allowed.
00:56:21.620 And listen to how he reacts.
00:56:23.360 We think everything.
00:56:25.520 What's up, my boy?
00:56:26.680 Yeah.
00:56:28.100 Huh?
00:56:28.440 You're getting on jean pants.
00:56:29.940 He's my cameraman.
00:56:31.540 He's not working out.
00:56:32.600 I understand, bro.
00:56:33.480 Come on, my boy.
00:56:34.100 Just right now.
00:56:34.800 Come on, man.
00:56:36.240 Man, we been here, though, wolf.
00:56:37.880 You been here?
00:56:38.560 We been here, bro.
00:56:39.700 Yeah, but my...
00:56:40.560 Come on, bro.
00:56:41.240 Come on, bro.
00:56:41.880 Come on, bro.
00:56:43.080 Come on.
00:56:43.440 You see anybody that's wearing jean pants right here, bro?
00:56:45.040 Man, he's not working out, wolf.
00:56:46.220 I know if you wear jean pants, yeah, bro.
00:56:48.220 Come on, bro.
00:56:48.640 Be honest.
00:56:49.380 Come on, bro.
00:56:50.040 Why are you coming out to me, though, bro?
00:56:51.800 Come on, bro.
00:56:52.200 That's your boy.
00:56:54.680 Come on, bro.
00:56:55.880 Bro, come on.
00:56:56.540 Let me finish my workout, my boy.
00:56:58.160 All right?
00:56:58.460 And make sure you don't got no jeans pants on after this.
00:57:00.960 Make sure you don't got no jeans pants.
00:57:01.900 I said I'm going to make sure.
00:57:03.060 Bro, you trying to...
00:57:03.600 You trying to...
00:57:03.980 Leave me alone, wolf.
00:57:04.680 Leave me alone, bro.
00:57:05.660 Leave me alone, wolf.
00:57:11.600 What the fuck?
00:57:12.700 I don't give a fuck, nigga.
00:57:38.540 I'm not getting out.
00:57:39.240 Call the cops, nigga.
00:57:40.360 You woman call the cops, bro.
00:57:41.540 Call the cops, nigga.
00:57:42.820 Fuck wrong with you.
00:57:43.560 Get out my fucking face, nigga.
00:57:45.140 Get out my face, dude.
00:57:46.900 You doing too much, bro.
00:57:48.040 Come on.
00:57:48.220 You doing too much, nigga.
00:57:49.720 Why are you making a scene out here, bro?
00:57:51.240 Fuck wrong with you.
00:57:51.900 You came out to me, nigga.
00:57:53.160 So, this guy's just trying to do his job and force the rules.
00:57:56.600 But because the other guy is a streamer and he has an online persona and when he's filming,
00:58:01.360 he automatically has to escalate to look cool and tough to his audience.
00:58:05.420 And that actually merges with real life and you get into real problems.
00:58:08.760 Yeah.
00:58:09.120 And this is a fascinating case study because this employee isn't very professional and
00:58:14.580 kind of talks to him like, hey, what's that?
00:58:16.480 And they're kind of grunting at each other in this weird urban thing.
00:58:19.900 So, of course, you wouldn't take that guy seriously anymore.
00:58:23.380 It's like, we've been here, cuz.
00:58:25.220 So, I get both sides of it.
00:58:26.480 But, yeah.
00:58:27.020 And then the streaming in the gym.
00:58:28.460 Like, people get mad at people for filming in the gym, being in the background of someone's
00:58:31.980 video.
00:58:33.000 And you're just live streaming the gym, whatever happens at the gym.
00:58:37.080 Yeah.
00:58:38.440 Streamers is very Black Mirror dystopia shit.
00:58:41.880 Yeah.
00:58:42.380 Low IQ people stream.
00:58:44.920 And then also the audiences are low IQ, too.
00:58:47.240 So, the audiences should just go watch, like, Ridiculousness or something.
00:58:50.040 No.
00:58:50.320 You know what I think it is?
00:58:51.340 You know how certain cultures, mostly Black or Brown people, are kind of like, and then
00:58:57.600 even Middle Eastern people who are on speakerphone, who, like, drive an Uber, and they're on speakerphone
00:59:02.920 the whole time, all day.
00:59:04.260 And there's kind of intermittent, like, oh, hello, hey, yeah, it dies down and picks back
00:59:08.920 up.
00:59:09.280 I think that's kind of streaming as well.
00:59:11.620 It's a similar thing where you can watch it all, and then, oh, some action spiking.
00:59:15.200 I'll watch it now.
00:59:16.260 And then it's just in the background the rest of the time, because you don't have any thoughts
00:59:19.520 going on.
00:59:20.060 Yeah.
00:59:20.380 So, like, it kind of occupies your thoughts for you.
00:59:22.900 That's a good point.
00:59:23.640 It makes you not have to think.
00:59:24.980 It's kind of a different version of speakerphone, a one-way speakerphone conversation.
00:59:28.760 Yeah, that's a good point.
00:59:30.100 It gives you an excuse to not have a quiet mind for a sec.
00:59:34.020 Okay.
00:59:34.460 And then also the enforcing the jeans rule.
00:59:37.120 I think if that worker was white, they would have been like, oh, why are you approaching
00:59:40.480 me, like, as if it's a race thing?
00:59:42.460 Which is also why I think it's best if black police officers police black neighborhoods.
00:59:48.580 So when something happens, it can actually get dealt with, and it's not just going to
00:59:51.720 be racist police.
00:59:53.400 Forget what he's policing.
00:59:54.700 The cop was racist.
00:59:56.100 But if it's the same race, you can't actually pull that card.
01:00:00.500 There's another clip we have here of this same streamer getting into a confrontation at
01:00:04.120 Times Square, and look what happens to him.
01:00:06.380 Hey, look to the back.
01:00:07.260 I said, look to the back.
01:00:08.400 Yeah, yeah, no, no, no, no.
01:00:09.320 Put it back there, bro.
01:00:10.220 Keep it.
01:00:11.200 Oh.
01:00:12.400 Hey, why you did that?
01:00:13.720 You wait there.
01:00:14.340 Why you did that?
01:00:15.200 No reason.
01:00:15.620 The guy thought he was in front of cops, so he was safe, and he still just got chest
01:00:19.020 passed.
01:00:19.640 Interesting.
01:00:20.400 All right, our next-
01:00:21.180 No winners there.
01:00:21.820 Yeah.
01:00:22.260 No winners there.
01:00:22.980 No winners at all.
01:00:24.280 Our next clip is a little bit of a long clip, but it's worth it.
01:00:28.580 These guys were delivering a refrigerator to a woman, and she's crazy, and look what happens.
01:00:35.740 Without the doors on there, it still won't fit.
01:00:39.080 Your refrigerator measure at about 20-
01:00:40.860 Measure this refrigerator, please, while you- Mr. Handy Dandy tape measure, man.
01:00:44.000 Larry, will you bring me the tape measure from the other room?
01:00:46.500 So-
01:00:47.020 No, I'm not-
01:00:47.540 I'm trying to-
01:00:47.840 No.
01:00:48.480 You can get-
01:00:49.060 No, you can get your dispatch on-
01:00:50.440 Dispatch.
01:00:51.440 Okay.
01:00:51.900 Dispatch on-
01:00:52.380 Okay, wait a minute, man.
01:00:53.260 Larry, bring me my phone, because I need Lowe's on the phone right now.
01:00:56.180 All right, okay.
01:00:57.040 All right, look, I'm just trying to get you an understanding of the-
01:00:58.440 No, you don't-
01:00:59.360 I have a doctorate degree.
01:01:01.000 There's nothing to get an understanding.
01:01:02.100 You got a doctorate degree?
01:01:02.320 Yes, I do.
01:01:03.540 Okay.
01:01:04.140 Phone.
01:01:05.120 Okay, so we're going to go ahead and-
01:01:06.900 No, get the fuck away from my door.
01:01:09.200 Sit down.
01:01:09.900 Sit down.
01:01:10.660 No.
01:01:10.820 No, can you get your wife, sir?
01:01:13.180 That's not my husband.
01:01:14.280 Can you-
01:01:15.000 No, no, no, no.
01:01:17.320 We got another door, bro, but she is crazy.
01:01:20.220 You got another door, if you touch one goddamn thing and my fucking-
01:01:24.240 Hey, go ahead and load this thing back up, bro.
01:01:27.280 We gone.
01:01:29.280 We gone.
01:01:34.140 Ma'am, can you please, can you please get out of our truck?
01:01:37.040 Please, please get out of our truck.
01:01:40.820 Before her-
01:01:41.700 She was- she attacking him.
01:01:43.180 Before her, still in my truck.
01:01:45.060 She got his backpack on.
01:01:46.900 Before her, still in my truck.
01:01:48.960 She tripping, man.
01:01:52.740 It's a black woman.
01:01:53.960 She says she got a doctorate degree.
01:01:56.220 My hand's in the air.
01:01:59.880 My hand's in the air.
01:02:01.500 He's just trying to grab his bag.
01:02:03.800 That's it.
01:02:04.320 That's it.
01:02:04.840 This shit looks crazy.
01:02:09.800 All right, we get it.
01:02:14.780 So they end up wrestling in the front.
01:02:16.320 She took his backpack.
01:02:17.960 That was a kidnapping charge, technically, when she said, no, you can't leave.
01:02:21.540 Sit down.
01:02:22.340 They went out the back.
01:02:23.220 She tried to block the car, and then she eventually stole a backpack, all because a fridge wouldn't fit in where she thought it would fit.
01:02:29.380 Yeah, real narcissist, bipolar, psycho shit.
01:02:33.520 And you might think, oh, this lady's just a crazy lady or like a street rat.
01:02:36.580 She is a pharmacist.
01:02:38.140 Yeah.
01:02:38.620 She's got her doctorate degree.
01:02:39.900 She's a pharmacist, so she's completely a professional woman.
01:02:42.840 Larry needs to put her in her place a little bit.
01:02:45.200 Yeah, unfortunately, I think Larry's a little bitch boy in the friend zone or something.
01:02:49.220 Who knows?
01:02:49.600 But the video goes longer.
01:02:53.020 She ends up biting the guy.
01:02:54.400 She's bleeding from the mouth.
01:02:55.680 A neighbor comes over, and it's like, what's going on?
01:02:58.360 And doesn't know what's happening.
01:03:00.100 And it's like, your neighbor's having a mental break.
01:03:02.780 And then there's also a point at the end where the guy who's working, who's trying to get his bag back, is wrestling on the ground with her.
01:03:09.340 And if you were walking by, you might see it and think, oh, this guy is stealing this lady's backpack because she's yelling, help, help me.
01:03:15.200 She was yelling, help, yeah.
01:03:16.080 So it kind of would get chaotic, and you don't really know what's really going on.
01:03:20.240 And then I don't mean to bring race into it all the time because it is black on black in this situation.
01:03:25.260 But if that woman was white, she would be doxxed.
01:03:29.800 She would be fired.
01:03:30.960 There would be – everyone would know about it.
01:03:32.960 It would be the number one story in the world because black people being mistreated in a racist way is our number one priority.
01:03:39.660 But the actual number one priority isn't that.
01:03:41.680 It's to get white people.
01:03:43.160 So if it happens here, no one really hears about it.
01:03:45.340 It's kind of over.
01:03:46.320 We cover it on the show, whatever.
01:03:47.980 But if it was a white person who did this, everyone would hear about it, and that person needs to be put in jail and lose their job, et cetera.
01:03:55.060 Yeah.
01:03:55.700 Pretty crazy.
01:03:56.800 Okay.
01:03:57.200 It's crazy how quick you can go from thinking you're getting a fridge delivery to wrestling on the front lawn with everyone telling you, stop it, stop.
01:04:05.020 All right.
01:04:05.240 Moving on to our last story of urban decay.
01:04:07.700 Jay, there is a trick to swap your food stamps for liquor in Florida.
01:04:14.000 Listen to how it works.
01:04:15.640 How to buy liquor with food stamps in Florida.
01:04:18.920 Glad to see we got the priority straight.
01:04:20.460 Go to your local Publix because he's going to purchase items that equal the total amount of alcohol he wants to purchase.
01:04:27.200 Watch.
01:04:28.040 Grab items that are equal to what you want to purchase, and he's checking out.
01:04:31.220 He then pays for his items and goes to customer service where he's going to return the items to get store credit.
01:04:38.680 Watch.
01:04:40.680 Right here.
01:04:42.160 Return the items to get store credit.
01:04:43.920 We got our priorities out of whack if you're on food stamps and prioritizing purchasing alcohol.
01:04:49.780 See?
01:04:50.200 Brags about getting his gift card.
01:04:52.120 Brags about heading to the liquor store.
01:04:54.800 Gets his bottle of choice.
01:04:56.600 This is so...
01:04:59.560 Jamie for...
01:05:00.320 Wow.
01:05:00.660 And what's crazy, too, is that there's people in his comment section justifying what he did.
01:05:07.400 Hmm.
01:05:07.900 So that's how you do it.
01:05:09.440 Yeah.
01:05:09.800 And I think you're not supposed to give them a store gift card, but, like, a lot of times they do if you say, I don't have a receipt or something like that.
01:05:17.080 And so I am proposing a new solution to this.
01:05:20.500 EBT Food Stamp Police Force.
01:05:23.240 I like that.
01:05:24.180 Specifically going after fraud.
01:05:25.420 And this guy, the original video he commented, he's 100% right.
01:05:29.520 Whenever there's EBT hustle videos that you see online, thousands of comments, mind your business, like Ebonics, like, ain't nothing wrong with that.
01:05:39.260 It's all comments supporting it.
01:05:41.580 And so an EBT police force who's specifically looking at, A, social media, or, B, like, people who sell their card for cash, things like that, it would pay for itself.
01:05:51.940 Because you eliminate those people with the, like, EBT is monthly, right?
01:05:57.300 So if someone has $800 a month, the fraud investigator, it takes him a week and a half to put the case together, and then you save the rest of the year's EBT money by booting them off.
01:06:06.220 That's a good point.
01:06:07.060 So I think we need something.
01:06:09.160 That's good business.
01:06:10.100 There needs to be an EBT reckoning.
01:06:11.500 It wouldn't cost anything.
01:06:12.660 The fraud, like, the redundancy would pay for itself.
01:06:15.920 Wow.
01:06:16.260 All right, our last, last story, it's a headline from Mail Online.
01:06:22.280 Chicago woman 61 is left brain dead after being punched and stomped on the head on train by eight-time felon who wanted to steal her purse.
01:06:31.180 Yeah, and this guy had been previously sentenced to prison six times between 2007 and 2015.
01:06:37.300 At the time of the armed robbery, he was also on parole for an aggravated battery of a police officer at a train station.
01:06:43.680 They let you out for that.
01:06:44.660 So he's constantly stomping on people's heads at train stations, and then, you know, just some poor lady is brain dead now because of it.
01:06:53.300 Horrible.
01:06:53.720 No such thing as an eight-time felon in my America.
01:06:56.500 Yeah, exactly.
01:06:57.060 The EBT police even take him out.
01:06:59.060 In my America, he's thrown in jail with the trans mom, the disabled trans mom.
01:07:03.960 The EBT police are there, and they taunt him through the bars.
01:07:07.160 Imagine the vision I'm putting out there for the world, man.
01:07:09.880 That's the America I like to live in.
01:07:11.180 Order.
01:07:11.820 Order.
01:07:12.620 That sounds good.
01:07:13.420 All right, don't get too down or too depressed.
01:07:15.440 Moving on to uplifting gold.
01:07:16.980 We have some uplifting stuff this week.
01:07:18.640 Okay.
01:07:19.040 First, this woman posted her giant baby.
01:07:21.860 Giant fat baby.
01:07:23.060 Giant fat baby.
01:07:24.000 And then the Detroit Lions commented dibs.
01:07:26.420 Yeah.
01:07:26.720 That's funny.
01:07:27.460 They need an alignment.
01:07:28.580 That's uplifting.
01:07:29.620 Okay.
01:07:29.860 All right, next.
01:07:30.720 This is something I've spoken about before.
01:07:32.600 Can animals do bits?
01:07:34.660 And it looks like the answer is yes, because this elephant pretends to eat this guy's hat.
01:07:38.960 Thank you.
01:08:08.960 They're friends.
01:08:16.800 I like elephants.
01:08:17.600 He does bits.
01:08:18.220 He knows bits.
01:08:19.140 I think dolphins could do bits too.
01:08:21.040 I think so.
01:08:22.400 Okay.
01:08:22.980 Our next clip.
01:08:24.260 I'm not going to describe it.
01:08:25.320 We're just going to let it play.
01:08:26.580 POV.
01:08:27.200 You forget your stroller out on your porch for one night.
01:08:31.440 And here he comes.
01:08:32.620 The cat.
01:08:33.440 Cat's part of the family.
01:08:35.080 Oops.
01:08:35.960 Pisses like that?
01:08:36.940 Pisses like that.
01:08:37.940 That's an uplifting goal?
01:08:39.500 We didn't have a lot of uplifting stuff this week.
01:08:41.480 All right.
01:08:42.220 Let's move on quickly then.
01:08:43.620 We don't need to watch pissing cat videos right after the elephant.
01:08:46.520 I was high and now I'm low.
01:08:47.820 This kid is a singer and it's kind of Americana.
01:08:51.000 That was good.
01:09:17.520 Yeah.
01:09:17.660 That's Americana.
01:09:18.820 An open mic at like a coffee shop.
01:09:20.620 It's interesting.
01:09:21.500 Everyone's got their own path, you know?
01:09:23.620 And like that type of kid, you're doing that when you're young.
01:09:26.180 You'll be doing something similar while you're older and better.
01:09:29.120 Hopefully better.
01:09:30.960 And that was at Harrison Sings A Lot.
01:09:33.540 So give him a follow.
01:09:34.500 He posts a lot of videos like that.
01:09:36.820 And that's just Americana.
01:09:37.680 No, I don't.
01:09:38.620 He probably, I don't know.
01:09:39.780 Hopefully he's somewhat right wing and likes the show.
01:09:41.880 I don't think many 13-year-olds are right wing other than just to antagonize a gay teacher.
01:09:48.020 That's what I would do.
01:09:49.140 So if that is you and you do like the show, we'll send you a free shirt.
01:09:52.640 But that's cool.
01:09:53.440 That's Americana being in a band with your friends.
01:09:55.840 They haven't taken that yet.
01:09:57.000 Definitely.
01:09:57.580 All right.
01:09:57.800 Our last clip.
01:09:58.660 And it's talent.
01:09:59.400 You need to have talent.
01:10:00.400 You can't DEI or you can't shoehorn someone into a garage band.
01:10:03.840 And going in front of people and singing, that takes something that doesn't exist with
01:10:07.920 the young people these days.
01:10:08.920 They can't even look at people in the eye.
01:10:10.400 They have to just order online.
01:10:12.080 So at least he's doing like real life stuff.
01:10:15.140 Yeah.
01:10:15.340 And the version of DEI for the live performances is like when you go to the hyper liberal coffee
01:10:19.640 shops and they do like the open mic nights and it's like slam poetry and everyone goes
01:10:23.540 like this to some shitty half-baked thought.
01:10:26.320 They go, yeah.
01:10:27.820 So there is a version of that, but this is genuinely, the kid's got a good voice.
01:10:32.140 Yeah.
01:10:32.460 Good job, buddy.
01:10:33.340 Harrison sings a lot on Instagram.
01:10:35.240 Our last clip of Uplifting Gold is this guy's preparing for his vacation in the USA.
01:10:40.400 And here he is and he's just practicing his fence slump.
01:10:46.740 Preparing for my vacation in the USA.
01:10:49.280 That's what we do.
01:10:50.240 That's what we're known for.
01:10:51.220 If I'm in Philly, that's what I'm up to.
01:10:54.040 All right.
01:10:54.500 That's the end of our clips.
01:10:55.440 We do have some shout outs.
01:10:56.780 Happy birthday to Andy Crispino on January 15th.
01:11:00.400 He's been watching since episode one.
01:11:02.360 Andy Crispino?
01:11:03.580 Anthony Crispino.
01:11:04.520 Oh.
01:11:05.140 Did I say Andy?
01:11:05.680 I don't know, but very Italian.
01:11:07.560 Anthony Crispino, even more Italian.
01:11:09.700 Anthony Crispino.
01:11:09.920 Chicken parm on me.
01:11:11.160 Yeah.
01:11:11.640 January 15th.
01:11:12.560 Happy birthday.
01:11:13.240 You've been watching the whole time.
01:11:14.800 Happy birthday to Andrea's husband on January 17th.
01:11:17.880 They watch together.
01:11:19.020 Andrea, you didn't mention his name in the DM, it sounds like.
01:11:21.720 You gotta say the name.
01:11:22.800 You gotta say the name in the DM.
01:11:24.580 Happy birthday, Andrea's husband.
01:11:25.920 Happy birthday to Nicholas Shook on January 16th.
01:11:28.860 He likes RRB more than me.
01:11:31.300 Thank you, Nick.
01:11:32.100 Happy birthday to you.
01:11:33.340 Yep.
01:11:33.780 Nicholas.
01:11:34.060 Nicholas, but I can shorten it up a little bit.
01:11:36.600 I don't know if he likes that.
01:11:37.740 Well, maybe I just fell below you.
01:11:40.240 That's it.
01:11:41.000 Happy birthday to Marty, who turns 40 on January 17th.
01:11:45.400 Long time bonus lander.
01:11:46.700 Thank you, Marty.
01:11:47.560 Happy birthday, Marty.
01:11:48.340 Very special.
01:11:49.460 And then finally, happy birthday to The Makeup Historian at The Makeup Historian on Instagram.
01:11:55.160 Her birthday is tomorrow, January 18th.
01:11:57.740 She's a professor.
01:11:58.580 She's put our show in front of her class before.
01:12:01.280 You've probably seen those clips.
01:12:02.320 Shock.
01:12:02.900 Very cool.
01:12:03.540 And she's been a watcher forever.
01:12:05.000 Huge supporter.
01:12:06.220 So we were very grateful.
01:12:07.840 Happy birthday to The Makeup Historian.
01:12:10.260 You're great.
01:12:10.900 And she's also preserving history.
01:12:12.760 She likes makeup history, which is very cool.
01:12:15.100 Awesome.
01:12:15.680 Very cool.
01:12:16.440 All right.
01:12:17.160 Happy Friday, everybody.
01:12:18.200 That's it for us.
01:12:19.320 We will see you in bonus land.
01:12:20.960 If we don't see you in bonus land, Fluggistalks.com.
01:12:23.300 We will see you on Tuesday.
01:12:26.180 Driving a Dodge Hellcat while shooting full auto blocks.
01:12:29.560 This cyborg nigga is not to be fucked with.
01:12:32.080 This cyborg nigga is not to be fucked with.